All language subtitles for The.Sarah.Jane.Adventures.S01E06.Warriors.of.Kudlak.Part.2.1080p.MAX.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-DarkSaber_track3_[eng]

SARAH JANE:
Twenty four children have
disappeared recently,

all in cities where
there's a Combat 3000,

every time in the middle
of a freak storm.

Help me get
my boy back, Miss Smith.

SARAH JANE:
Why would it
rain like that?

MR SMITH: Insufficient data.

Maybe we can
get you some more.

MARIA: Wow!
MR SMITH: Particles identified
as entanglement shells.

Entanglement shells can also
be a by-product

of some form of
trans-dimensional
energy dispersal.

Teleportation.

What are we looking for?

Perhaps I can help.

Mr Grantham, I presume.

Not Mr Kudlak, no, I hear
he stays in the shadows.
I wonder why that is!

Just bring me children.

Someone shows promise!

-(LASER GUNS SHOOTING)
-GRANTHAM: Yeah, there's
a couple of kids.

One of them's
really something.

(SCREAMING)

What exactly does
a matter transporter
look like?

It's Luke and Clyde!

No!

Whoa! What was all that about?

If you ask me,
someone went over the top

with the effects budget
on this place.

-I feel sick.
-Well, do me a favour,

if this is where they
hand us the trophy,
don't puke in it.

No, I don't like
to kill unarmed
women and children,

-but forgive me,
this is war.
-Run!

Why are you an idiot?

Run!

(PANTING)

-Where now?
-There must be
an emergency exit.

-Are you all right?
-UNIT training.
Never forget it.

-(GRUNTING)
-Just getting a little older,
that's all.

-(HISSING)
-This way!

-Please! Come on!
-Stand back!

-What about Luke and Clyde?
-They're not there any more,
but we'll find them!

First, we have to find out
who we're up against!

Where is everyone?
I want my ticket
to the world championships.

I thought you were
getting worried before.

Nah, adrenaline-hype,
that's all.

Look, nothing's
happened to us.

We're just stuck in this room
off the arena

waiting for that Grantham guy
to come and get us.

I don't know, Clyde.
Something's not right.

Oh, about time!

-(GRUNTS)
-You the honour guards?
You gonna do this properly?

Oh! You know what, Luke,
I like their style...

Hey! What are doing with me?
Get off me!

What?

Ah!

Clyde!

Let me out! What you doing?

You have compromised
the mission!

What? The woman
and female child have escaped!

You went after them.
If they got away,
it's your fault.

Your security of this compound
should never have allowed
them access.

You're a liability to the
success of this operation and
to the survival of my people.

You are a disgrace to
your own species, Grantham.
You have always sickened me.

Killing you will be a service
to both our worlds.

No! Please! Please...

MISTRESS: Kudlak?
What is happening?

The mission is compromised,
Mistress. We must evacuate.

No! You will stay there.

You must send me children!
More children!

-But the security
has been breached.
-Do not argue, Kudlak.

-I am your Mistress!
-Yes, Mistress.

It sounds like
you'll be needing me around
a little bit more, Mr Kudlak.

I think I know how to sort
your security problem.

(ROARS)

Mr Smith, I need you.

Luke and Clyde have been
abducted by an alien.

-I need you
to identify the species.
-MR SMITH: Please describe.

Um... Humanoid. Brownish face.

-Kinda slimy.
-Wide cheekbones.
No, wider.

And big eyes.

Yes! I think that's it!

Uvodni. Their home planet
is in the Spiral Cluster
of the Dragon Nebula,

34,000 light years from Earth.

His name is Kudlak.

Accessing Uvodni database.
Kudlak.

General Uvlavad Kudlak.

One of the
Uvodni Signus Brigade's
most decorated warriors.

-A soldier.
-The Uvodni were part
of a planetary alliance

that fought the
Malakh in the Ghost Wars
of the Horsehead Nebula.

-Who are the Malakh?
-Not very nice to know.

They'd start a war with you
just for looking at them.

When other allied worlds
had been crushed
by the Malakh empire,

the Uvodni continued to fight.

But why is Kudlak on Earth,
abducting children?

My last data registration
of General Kudlak is
from a cyber-con download

with a Zantoxian trade vessel

that passed through the solar
system two months ago .

A what?

Mr Smith sometimes
likes to connect with
on-board computers

of passing alien vessels.

-It pays to stay in touch.
-So, what about Kudlak?

Twenty years ago, the Uvodni
suffered massive casualties
in a battle with the Malakh.

Kudlak was badly injured
and forced to
leave the front line.

Which still doesn't tell us
why he's taken Luke and Clyde.

Well, maybe it does.
Remember what Grantham
said in his office?

Children love war games.

An old soldier like Kudlak,
he wouldn't just retire.

I think he's been
here recruiting.

-What?
-I think he's looking
for soldiers.

I've got no signal.

-You?
-Nothing. My battery's dead.

Oh, man. The bucket!

-This is not good.
-I think you're right.

Did you feel it back then?
The floor was vibrating.

-How do you mean?
-Very slightly.

-Which means?
-It wasn't doing that before.

I don't think we're
at Combat 3000 any more.

(GRUNTING)

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

I think we arrived.

What are you doing?

If you've got any idea
what's going on around here,
I'd love to hear it.

I don't think we got into
the world championships.

-GIRL: Who's there?
-Did you hear that?

GIRL: Who is that?

Whoa! Looks like things are
finally picking up round here.

-What's your name?
-Jen. Who are you?

I'm Clyde.

This is Luke.

-BOY: Hey, get me out!
-(LOUD BANGING)

Look, have you got
a good reason
for sitting in a crate

or are you like us, itching
for a clue to what the hell's
going on around here?

I won Level Two
at Combat 3000.

-Next thing those jokers
are locking me up.
-Clyde?

I think I've found you
that clue.

Lance! Look, I don't want to
freak you out, mate,

but your mum's
going out of her mind
worrying about you.

Mr Smith, do you have a trace
on the storm today, when
Luke and Clyde were taken?

MR SMITH: Yes. I have been
monitoring weather conditions
across the country.

Is it possible to track
the transmap beam

to calculate where
it's taken the boys?

Detection of such
a transmission trail,

would require
synchronous data-scraping

in all 11 dimensions
around Combat 3000.

-Can you do it?
-Of course, one minute.

-(GLASS SHATTERS)
-Wait here.

I know, I probably should
have called you first, but...

Not at all, Mr Grantham.

I'm always delighted to study
new forms of human low-life
in the comfort of my own home.

(LAUGHING) You are
a cool old bird,
I'll give you that much.

Collaborating with
an alien child abductor.

(TUTTING)
That really is a new depth
in the low-life stakes.

GRANTHAM: I didn't come here
to discuss my
business dealings, Miss Smith.

SARAH JANE: Business dealings?

You're helping that monster
press-gang children into a war
light-years away,

-just for money.
-It's what makes
the galaxy go round.

-Ugh, you're despicable.
-And you... (LAUGHS)

You are done for.

No, Mr Grantham.

I think you're the one
that's done with!

So we all played Combat 3000
and ended up here?

And we played
all over the place...

London, Brighton,
Manchester, Leeds
and Inverness.

Kids from all over the country
must have been going missing.

-But how did we get here?
-Wherever "here" is.

What's it for?
Who are they, and what
do they want with us?

I played that stupid game
again and again
just to get to Level Two,

and I end up in a crate!

-What's going on?
-(BEEPING)

Someone's coming.

CLYDE: (WHISPERING)
Just stick with me, okay?
I'll look after you.

Just stick with me! (CHUCKLES)
I'll look after you!

Come on!

JEN: Let's go! Let's go!

Where the heck are we?
Where do we go?

-This way. Why not?
-Why this way?

When did the moon turn blue?

-That isn't the moon!
-I don't believe it.

-We can't be!
-Oh, man!

-We are.
-I never thought
it would be so beautiful.

Oh, we are a long way
from home.

MARIA: They're in space?
MR SMITH: In Earth's orbit.

Twenty two thousand miles
over our heads.
But it could be worse.

-How?
-The transporter could
have sent them

right across the galaxy
to the Uvodni world.

But they're in space.

It doesn't matter
whether it's Earth's orbit
or the Planet of the Apes.

Unless you've got a friend
at NASA with a shuttle,
we're stuffed,

and so are Luke and Clyde.

-Maria, we're going
to get them back.
-How?

Mr Grantham
is going to help us.

It's a trick.
It's got to be a trick.
We didn't fly anywhere.

We were teleported.

-Yeah, right!
Like, beam me up, Scotty.
-Trust me, it's real.

(GUN SHOT)

And that's a real gun.
Come on!

-If we're really in space,
how are we gonna get away?
-He's got a point.

LUKE: We'll find a way.

My warriors!
Such very fine warriors.

What are we doing here?
And what's with
this "warrior" stuff?

All we did was win
a game of laser tag!

Hey, maybe that's it!

Maybe this is just another
part of the game,
Level Three.

Silence! Behold your Mistress!

-Welcome, my warriors.
-We're not warriors.
We're kids.

None of those before you
had the initiative to escape
the holding deck.

None forced my return
to the ship to deal with them.

You are good warrior stock.

-This is such rubbish.
-You have proved yourself
in the arena.

You have hearts of heroes.
You will not suffer
our enemies to live,

and we will honour
your sacrifice.

Hey, Your Majesty
or whatever,

no offence but I think
you're getting mixed up here.

Back in the arena,
we were playing.

And what is play if it is
not a preparation for life?

Look, fight your own war.
It's got nothing
to do with us.

We want to go home!

Luke!

Such determination.
Such loyalty to each other.

You have chosen well, Kudlak.

Suppose we refuse to fight.
What then?

Then you will be cowards.
You will not fall as heroes.

But nevertheless,
you will die.

(ROARING)

That tele-porter is here,
Mr Grantham, and you're
going to take us to it.

And then what? (GASPS)

Are you going
to beam yourself up
to the Uvodni ship

and take them on
with your lipstick?

You won't be so cocky
when you go down for
abducting all those children!

(LAUGHING)

So you're going to
tell the police that I helped
some butt-ugly alien

send kids to war in
a galaxy far, far away?

It won't be me
going down, love.

It will be you,
down to the funny farm.

Who needs to mention aliens?

There's evidence to link you
to the disappearances.

I doubt that men like you
fare too well in prison.

All right, all right,
all right... I'll help you out
as much as I can.

For all it's worth.

The first thing is,
it's not Kudlak
that calls all the shots.

You have done well, Kudlak.

The recruits have spirit.

They will see it is better
to fight than to die
a coward's death.

How many that we have sent
into battle these last years
have survived, do you suppose?

We have survived, Kudlak.
The Uvodni have survived.

Yes, Mistress.

You seem weary, General.

It has been
a long war, Mistress.

I grow old dreaming of peace.

Peace? Dreams of peace
are for farmers, Kudlak!

Of course, Mistress.
I beg forgiveness. I am tired.

We have done glorious work
for our people, Kudlak.

Humans are among
the most aggressive species
in the galaxy.

Their young have
untamed potential.

Their imagination
and adaptability have,
for decades,

helped our armies
do glorious battle
against the Malakh.

Yes, Mistress.

But I wonder
how these battles fare.

It has been so long since
I've heard from the front.

Our battles are glorious,
Kudlak, and one day
we will crush the Malakh.

And then there will be peace?

A man like you
should not dream of peace,
General Kudlak.

Without war, the cosmos
has no need of us.

Prepare the recruits for
transportation to the front.

Yes, Mistress.

My dad was a soldier.

He thought there were times
when you had to fight.

Yeah, but this
isn't our fight.

-Can I borrow
your mobile, Clyde?
-We're in space, Luke!

Who are you gonna ring?
Have you got the number
for Captain Kirk?

(LAUGHS)

Who?

Oh, just don't break it.

Whatever's going on
across the galaxy,
it's nothing to do with us.

Kudlak doesn't
see it like that.

Forget Kudlak. We need a plan
to get out of here.

JEN: But what can we do?
We're on a space ship.

The only way we're getting off
is if they send us into
middle of some alien war.

-Or we steal a shuttle craft.
-What did you say?

I've wired Clyde's mobile
into the ship's computer.

-He did what?
-Sorry. My friend's
a bit of a geek.

(BEEPING)

This is a plan
of the spacecraft.

Just like the
Isle of Wight ferry!

Yeah, that ferry! Yeah!

LUKE: We're here.
This is where they took us
to see the Mistress.

-And this,
I'm pretty sure, is a...
-Shuttle craft! Genius.

Yeah. Genius.
He can wire your phone
into an alien computer,

but can you fly
an alien shuttle craft?

No. But he can wire my phone
up to an alien computer.

Give the boy a chance!
He's on a roll.

It doesn't matter
if he can fly it or not.
We're not going anywhere.

Wanna wager?

Bet, Luke. It's a bet.

(THUNDER CRASHING)

I'll warn you again,
Mr Grantham.

If you don't uphold your side
of the bargain

and see to it that we reach
the Uvodni ship in one piece,

my friend, Mr Smith
has detailed files on you

that will be in the hands
of the police by midnight.

Don't worry, Miss Smith.
I'll get you up
to the Uvodni ship.

Why wouldn't I? (CHUCKLES)
You're never going to
come back.

Oh, I'll be back, Mr Grantham.
I'll be back.

-Not far now.
-Was it first right
or second right?

-Second.
-No, first! It was first.

Whoa!

They're over there, too.

We can't fight for them
if they grease us!

-Maybe we're just
too much trouble!
-Oh, yeah! We rock!

-What now?
-Just stay calm.

Look, I don't want to
freak you out, man,

-but I'm losing "calm"
as an option here.
-(BEEPING)

(GASPS)

I never thought
I would lay eyes
on a sight like this again.

It's incredible.

Even after
everything I've seen,
I never thought I'd see this.

Maybe if everybody could
see the Earth from up here,

they might appreciate it more.

Come on, Maria, we have to go.

Okay, I've gone past
"worried", I'm not even
stopping at "anxious".

I'm full-throttling into
"panicked totally
beyond reason".

Will you get a move on?

-You're enjoying this,
aren't you?
-Clyde, look at this.

(FIRING)

MISTRESS: What is the meaning
of this? Who are you?

My name is Sarah Jane Smith
and I want my son back!

-Clyde, look what I've just
seen in the computer banks!
-Not now, Luke, later!

Clyde, look!
It's the shuttle craft!

We made it!

Get a move on!

Warriors! I salute you!

Yours is without doubt
the finest war blood

I have been honoured
to gather.

And now it is time to leave,
to take your place on
the Uvodni front line!

What do you know of my war?

I know war, any war,
is no place for children.

No matter how desperate
your people may be.

My people are not desperate!
They are proud!
They are victorious!

Victorious?
Is that what you call people

that use somebody else's
children to fight their war?

Your species have
a hunger for battle!

We don't! The children don't!

We've seen what adults
have done to the world
with their war

and we don't want it any more.

Lies! I've seen your games.

It's pretend!
Can't you understand that?

The children you've sent
to fight the Malakh might
score high in a game.

That's not the same
as fighting in a battlefield.

They adapt or fall.

And just how victorious
are your battles, Mistress?

What is the word
from the front?

Hmm...

Mistress, your warriors
are ready! Intruders!

Execute them, Kudlak!

Mum!

And I had such hopes for you,
young warrior!

No, no! He's not a warrior!
None of them are warriors,
they're children!

War changes everything!

-Stop. The war is over.
-What is this?

Lies, Kudlak! Execute them!

I found this
in your computer banks.

This is trickery!

No! Let him show you.

I hacked into
your ship's computer.
That's how we escaped.

I found this by accident.

I will not
permit this, Kudlak.

Vessels of the Imperial Fleet,
this is your Emperor.

We have agreed an armistice
with the Malakh.

After all these centuries,
peace at last!

Come home,
all my proud warriors.

Come home.
We have much to rebuild.

What Malakh
subterfuge is this?

Luke found it in
your data banks! You have
to believe it, Kudlak.

The war is over!

According to the data,
that message is 10 years old.

Ten years? The Mistress
would have told me!
We would have gone home!

This is a trick!
You wish to destroy us!

No, Kudlak.
We don't want to destroy you.

No matter what your Mistress
has told you,

Earth wants to live
in peace with its neighbours.

But, Mistress, is this true?

Is the war ended
all these years?

Perhaps she doesn't
want to go home.

Perhaps without a war
there's no need for her.
Or for you.

Mistress?

-Peace does not compute.
-What?

Peace does not compute.

(DISTORTED) Peace does not,
not compute.

The Mistress,
she's a computer!

She buried the message
from your Emperor!

Is it true, Mistress?

I am not programmed for peace.

The scenario does not compute.
It cannot be real!

You never expected
the war to end!

Your computers were never
programmed to recognise it
when it happened!

Peace is an anomaly!
Without war, I cannot exist!

The point of our war
was to achieve peace
for our home!

We have no home, Kudlak.
Except on the battlefield.

Peace is a stranger's land.
We have no place there.

You may not, but I do! Ahhh!

All these years
of peace wasted!

I thought the Malakh
were my enemy,
but all this time it was you!

And I will not suffer
my enemies to live!

The Mistress is dead.

And I have committed
an unforgivable crime
against your world.

You are free and my life
is yours to take.

Taking life is never
the answer, General Kudlak.

Whether we have been wronged
by one man or a whole planet,

it is always
the innocents that suffer.

I am not an innocent.

But maybe I can find
some of those that were.

The ones I sent far away
and that still survive.

Perhaps I can return them
and one day find
some peace for myself.

I hope you can,
General Kudlak.

It is my duty.

We're leaving. Now.

(LAUGHING)

Not much of a hero's welcome!

Who cares? We're back!

(LAUGHS)

Looks like Grantham's
done a runner.

I never really expected him
to hang around, did you?

He can't get away
with what he's done!
He's worse than Kudlak!

Oh, don't worry. I don't think
Mr Grantham's the sort
to stay out of trouble.

He'll get what's
coming to him. Eventually.

Yeah, okay.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

-That was a kiss!
-You saved our skin, Luke,
you deserved it. In fact...

(ALL GASP)

SARAH JANE: Yeah!

(LAUGHING)

I thought I'd lost you.

I'm sorry, but I'm back now.

Where have you been?

Thank you.

I bet he doesn't tell her
where he's been.
Boys never talk to their mums.

Are you joking?

How many people really
get to go up into space?
Like, uh...

No one! She won't be able
to shut him up.

She won't believe
a word of it, but she
won't want him to stop!

I wonder if he'll be a soldier
like his dad, after everything
he's been through?

After today, he might want to
be an astronaut.
Be first man on Mars!

First human man
on Mars, that is!

Are you all right, Luke?
Is something wrong?

No, I'm fine.

You were a hero
out there, mate.

All that stuff with
my mobile, it was brilliant!

You all needed me.
I felt like I belonged.

So what's with this
sponsored silence?

I'm been thinking about
something else.

You know you said
anything I wanted to know,
just ask, right?

Encyclopaedia Clyde-annica!
I'm your man!

Tell me about girls?

Oh, man!

(ALL LAUGH)

This is for you.

He said give it to the person
you trust the most.

Who is Andrea?

MARIA: Dad, something
really weird is going on.

-There's this woman over
in Sarah Jane's house!
-Who's Sarah Jane?

-SARAH JANE:
Maria, please help me!
-Dad!

-Get out of my house!
-This isn't your house!

Who are you?

What about Maria?

EERIE VOICE:
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