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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,173 --> 00:00:10,243 [mellow music] 2 00:00:10,343 --> 00:00:12,312 - Okay, who ate my last applesauce? 3 00:00:12,379 --> 00:00:14,247 - You did; I saw you eating it with your hands 4 00:00:14,347 --> 00:00:15,648 the last time you were drunk. 5 00:00:15,715 --> 00:00:17,250 Oh, good to know. 6 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:20,053 - Hey, ladies, have you guys read the paper today? 7 00:00:20,153 --> 00:00:21,755 - Our school paper? - Mm-hmm. 8 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,723 - I have never looked at it once. 9 00:00:23,823 --> 00:00:25,058 Look. 10 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:26,826 Whitney, apparently your soccer coach 11 00:00:26,893 --> 00:00:28,928 had an affair with a player and was fired. 12 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,097 Dude, are you serious? 13 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:32,599 Yeah, I've heard about it, 14 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:33,700 but the details are pretty vague. 15 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:36,703 Whoa, this is juicy. 16 00:00:36,770 --> 00:00:39,105 This is, like, "Red Table Talk"-level juice. 17 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:41,207 Wait, is this coach hot? Is the girl hot? 18 00:00:41,274 --> 00:00:43,109 Did they get caught having steamy sex in the showers? 19 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:46,212 We want every lurid detail. 20 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:48,381 It's... 21 00:00:49,916 --> 00:00:50,784 Me. 22 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:52,285 - What? - Seriously? 23 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:54,587 - Well, it was me, but we ended things a while ago. 24 00:00:54,687 --> 00:00:56,122 And you can't say anything to anyone. 25 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:57,690 If my mom finds out, she will kill us all. 26 00:00:57,757 --> 00:00:59,359 I'm not even sure if I'm exaggerating. 27 00:00:59,426 --> 00:01:00,460 Yeah, okay, of course. 28 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,429 - Whatever you need. - Thanks. 29 00:01:02,529 --> 00:01:03,630 - Whitney, you might want to read this. 30 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:04,931 You know what? I don't. 31 00:01:05,031 --> 00:01:06,633 - No, it says he did this with another girl 32 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:08,068 when he worked at Ithaca. 33 00:01:08,134 --> 00:01:09,202 [both gasp] 34 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:10,770 What the fuck? 35 00:01:15,041 --> 00:01:16,276 Doesn't matter. 36 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:18,278 It's done, so doesn't change anything. 37 00:01:18,378 --> 00:01:19,446 I'm gonna go take a shower. 38 00:01:19,546 --> 00:01:26,619 ♪ ♪ 39 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:38,498 [sighs] 40 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:41,067 ♪ ♪ 41 00:01:41,134 --> 00:01:43,503 - ♪ I kept your flowers at my feet ♪ 42 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:46,072 ♪ I don't know why I thought I could go ♪ 43 00:01:46,139 --> 00:01:48,174 - So you're going to the Title IX office? 44 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:51,244 - Yeah, Alicia said I should go learn about all my options. 45 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:52,679 Figure out the best way to handle 46 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:54,147 a gross dude with a weirdly shaped dick. 47 00:01:54,247 --> 00:01:55,482 Weirdly shaped how? 48 00:01:55,582 --> 00:01:57,016 - I mean, I only felt it against my back, 49 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,786 but it felt like a can of soup but squishier. 50 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:02,288 - You might not need to mention his dick shape. 51 00:02:02,355 --> 00:02:04,257 - I think it's best to lay it all on the table. 52 00:02:04,324 --> 00:02:08,361 Ladies, I will see you all on the other side. 53 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:10,630 - Good luck, Bela. Yes, all women. 54 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:12,365 - So what about you, Miss Thing? 55 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:14,100 How you doing since Nico's? 56 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:18,671 I'm hanging in there. 57 00:02:18,771 --> 00:02:20,373 Oh, shit. 58 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:21,875 Have y'all not talked about this? 59 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,276 - Should I go? - No. 60 00:02:23,343 --> 00:02:24,677 No, no, no, let's talk about it. 61 00:02:24,777 --> 00:02:27,046 - Totally, let's do it. I'll start. 62 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:29,382 I know that I sort of kept it from you, and that wasn't cool. 63 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:31,351 In the future, I'll be more honest. 64 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,387 In that spirit, 65 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:36,856 my UTI was not from a wet library chair. 66 00:02:36,956 --> 00:02:39,392 It was from repetitive sex with your brother. 67 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:41,227 Okay, that's haunting. 68 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:44,030 And yes, it kind of sucked to figure out 69 00:02:44,130 --> 00:02:46,900 that everybody was keeping this big secret behind my back. 70 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,535 - I should've told you. - Yes. 71 00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:50,637 Yes, you should have, because I would've told you 72 00:02:50,703 --> 00:02:52,572 not to sleep with him, 'cause I would've told you 73 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:54,140 he has a girlfriend. 74 00:02:54,207 --> 00:02:55,508 Yeah, that's a good point. 75 00:02:55,575 --> 00:02:56,910 Leighton, your brother looks good, 76 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,344 but that boy wasn't raised right. 77 00:02:58,411 --> 00:03:00,346 - Why are you telling me? I'm not him. 78 00:03:00,413 --> 00:03:01,748 - But at least you got to hook up 79 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,216 with a guy who's way out of your league. 80 00:03:03,316 --> 00:03:05,251 - Hey! - Listen, I don't take sides. 81 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:06,586 I just tell the truth. 82 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:10,723 ♪ ♪ 83 00:03:10,823 --> 00:03:12,992 - His penis felt like a can of soup? 84 00:03:13,059 --> 00:03:14,761 - Yeah, I only mention it in case I need 85 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:17,730 to identify his penis, like, in a police lineup situation. 86 00:03:17,830 --> 00:03:19,199 Right. 87 00:03:19,265 --> 00:03:21,067 Well, I will note that. 88 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:22,936 So now what? 89 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,437 Do you tell Ryan, 90 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:26,673 or when exactly do you tell my strict Indian parents? 91 00:03:26,739 --> 00:03:29,209 I need to warn them and possibly flee the country. 92 00:03:29,275 --> 00:03:30,710 Or do you provide any sort 93 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:32,412 of sexual witness protection program? 94 00:03:32,512 --> 00:03:34,948 - If that's an option, I'd like to hear about that. 95 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:37,183 - There's no need to get ahead of yourselves here. 96 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:38,885 This is our first talk. 97 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:41,120 The next step would be to submit a written statement, 98 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,223 and based on that, my colleagues and I 99 00:03:43,289 --> 00:03:45,358 would decide if we need to intervene 100 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:47,427 to protect the larger community. 101 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:49,062 Otherwise, it's your choice 102 00:03:49,128 --> 00:03:51,130 if we move forward with an investigation. 103 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,199 At this time, my recommendation would be 104 00:03:53,266 --> 00:03:55,735 for you to do everything you can to avoid Ryan, 105 00:03:55,802 --> 00:03:58,271 which means taking a break from "The Catullan." 106 00:03:58,371 --> 00:03:59,706 Uh, no. 107 00:03:59,772 --> 00:04:01,441 Ricky, do you know how far behind you can fall 108 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:03,776 in camaraderie building if you miss two or three days? 109 00:04:03,876 --> 00:04:06,412 - I was actually gonna suggest a few weeks. 110 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:08,815 A few weeks? 111 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,149 Okay, Ricky, it's official. 112 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,818 You do not know how comedy works. 113 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,786 And I'm fine with that. 114 00:04:13,886 --> 00:04:15,288 ♪ ♪ 115 00:04:15,388 --> 00:04:17,123 - And that's why I was late all the time 116 00:04:17,223 --> 00:04:18,725 and slacking off and just, like, 117 00:04:18,791 --> 00:04:20,393 ruining every other aspect of my life. 118 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:22,495 And little did I know, I was getting two-timed 119 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:23,763 by that mother-effer. 120 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:25,598 - Go off, girl. - Yeah. 121 00:04:25,665 --> 00:04:27,767 - And when you do, can you do it near the milk frother? 122 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:29,435 Because I've asked you to clean it repeatedly. 123 00:04:29,502 --> 00:04:31,504 I will. I'm sorry. 124 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:34,140 I just get so angry when I talk about Nico. 125 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:36,242 I could just...[groans] 126 00:04:36,309 --> 00:04:38,911 - Damn, I've never seen you like this. 127 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:40,480 It's kind of cute. 128 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:42,515 Like when Nemo gets mad at his dad. 129 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:44,684 - He just made me feel like such an idiot. 130 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:46,853 - Yeah, well, for what it's worth, 131 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:49,489 I see you with more of a sweet boy. 132 00:04:49,589 --> 00:04:53,259 You know, someone named Eugene or Glenn. 133 00:04:53,326 --> 00:04:55,461 Type of guy who likes to play board games, 134 00:04:55,528 --> 00:04:57,664 wears New Balances with cargo shorts. 135 00:04:57,764 --> 00:05:00,199 - You're describing nerds. - Yes. Yes, I am. 136 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,802 I think you should date a nerd. I'm glad you picked up on that. 137 00:05:02,869 --> 00:05:05,004 Oh, getting ready for tomorrow's econ midterm? 138 00:05:05,104 --> 00:05:06,472 - Mm-hmm. - Is this the practice test? 139 00:05:06,539 --> 00:05:08,007 - Wait, please don't. I-- 140 00:05:08,107 --> 00:05:10,009 Oh, shit. 141 00:05:10,109 --> 00:05:12,712 This is the test. 142 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:14,547 Are you gonna use this? 143 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:16,849 - I am but only 'cause I have to. 144 00:05:16,949 --> 00:05:18,718 It's my only way to stay on track. 145 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:21,287 Otherwise, my whole life plan is gonna be thrown off 146 00:05:21,354 --> 00:05:23,222 because I have a D on my transcript. 147 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,858 - Yeah, but, like, you're gonna get caught. 148 00:05:25,958 --> 00:05:27,460 You're not smooth enough to cheat. 149 00:05:27,527 --> 00:05:29,295 I most certainly am. 150 00:05:29,362 --> 00:05:30,897 No, lies. You're not. 151 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,498 The test is, like, three hours long. 152 00:05:32,565 --> 00:05:34,867 Even if you had a basic understanding of econ, 153 00:05:34,967 --> 00:05:36,169 which you don't, 154 00:05:36,235 --> 00:05:37,737 it's hard as hell to memorize all that. 155 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:39,806 - Well, that's why I have a little plan. 156 00:05:39,872 --> 00:05:41,074 A little plan? 157 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,675 What are you gonna-- you know what? 158 00:05:42,742 --> 00:05:45,411 No, don't tell me. Just please don't cheat. 159 00:05:45,511 --> 00:05:46,913 You are not equipped to pull that off. 160 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:48,214 I am. 161 00:05:48,314 --> 00:05:50,049 - You're sweating just talking about it. 162 00:05:50,149 --> 00:05:51,417 That's not sweat. 163 00:05:53,152 --> 00:05:54,420 I don't know what that is. 164 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,389 Okay. 165 00:05:56,489 --> 00:06:03,563 ♪ ♪ 166 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:07,533 What's up? 167 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,769 What's up? Are you serious? 168 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:12,271 You hooked up with my roommate and made me look like an idiot. 169 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,673 - That's what's up. - Okay, can you 170 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:15,341 keep your voice down? Maya's upstairs. 171 00:06:15,408 --> 00:06:17,343 Oh, my God, you are so gross. 172 00:06:17,410 --> 00:06:18,544 Okay, I get it. You're mad. 173 00:06:18,611 --> 00:06:19,879 But what did you want me to do, 174 00:06:19,946 --> 00:06:21,280 text you and say, "Hey, Leight, is it cool 175 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:22,782 if I bone your roommate real quick?" 176 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:24,183 - Yeah, well I, didn't think I had to tell you 177 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:25,451 not to fuck any of my roommates, 178 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:26,886 but now I will make it official. 179 00:06:26,953 --> 00:06:29,355 Do not have sex with any of my roommates. 180 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:32,358 She's really upset, by the way. 181 00:06:32,425 --> 00:06:34,460 Okay, she's not used to guys like you. 182 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,295 You should've seen the boy who came to visit her. 183 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:37,630 He looked like a goat. 184 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:39,298 - What do you want me to do about it? 185 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:40,767 - Oh, I don't know, try not being such a total D-bag 186 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:42,301 and make things right with Kimberly. 187 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:43,636 - Okay, I will. - Today. 188 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:45,138 - Fine. - Like, in person. 189 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,472 - Great. - Good. 190 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:48,274 Nico, are you downstairs? 191 00:06:48,374 --> 00:06:49,909 - Yeah, I'm just dealing with something. 192 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:51,444 I'll be right up. 193 00:06:51,544 --> 00:06:55,148 - You are one of the grossest men I am related to. 194 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,983 Worse than weird Uncle Mark. 195 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,818 Apologize today, Nico. 196 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:00,820 [sighs] 197 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,156 - We get the opportunity to just show up. 198 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:04,624 Everything that we've trained in, 199 00:07:04,724 --> 00:07:06,092 everything that we've done before this, 200 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:07,460 we can do it; we can do it again. 201 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:08,795 We can adapt on our feet. 202 00:07:08,895 --> 00:07:10,096 We're a good team that knows what to do. 203 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:12,465 - Yeah. - And it's just... 204 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,772 - Hey, can I talk to everyone for a sec? 205 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:30,983 I take full responsibility for what happened. 206 00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:34,420 I basically did the dumbest thing of my entire life. 207 00:07:35,655 --> 00:07:36,956 I messed up. 208 00:07:37,023 --> 00:07:38,758 Both of our coaches got fired, 209 00:07:38,825 --> 00:07:41,194 and now we're in a tournament with no leader, 210 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:42,595 and it's probably gonna cost us 211 00:07:42,662 --> 00:07:43,930 everything we've worked so hard for. 212 00:07:43,996 --> 00:07:47,166 And I can't fix that, but... 213 00:07:47,266 --> 00:07:49,502 I hope you can forgive me. 214 00:07:52,271 --> 00:07:53,372 It's not your fault. 215 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,808 No, it really is, 216 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:57,677 unless someone else was also sleeping with him, 217 00:07:57,777 --> 00:07:59,545 which I guess is possible. 218 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:02,114 - Dalton is clearly the problem here. 219 00:08:02,181 --> 00:08:03,983 He's older, and he was your coach. 220 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:06,152 That's just fucking nasty and wrong. 221 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:07,620 - Yeah. - And let's be real. 222 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:09,655 That man was low-key very dumb. 223 00:08:09,722 --> 00:08:10,790 - Yes. [laughter] 224 00:08:10,857 --> 00:08:12,225 And he always had a pee spot 225 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:13,860 on his pants after he went to the bathroom. 226 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:17,396 - [groans] It's so true. [laughter] 227 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,031 - Now, can we go practice, please? 228 00:08:19,131 --> 00:08:21,167 all: Yes. 229 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:24,403 ♪ ♪ 230 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,205 ♪ I was just inside ♪ 231 00:08:26,305 --> 00:08:29,008 ♪ And then I opened up my mind ♪ 232 00:08:29,075 --> 00:08:32,345 ♪ To find a little piece of me had died ♪ 233 00:08:32,411 --> 00:08:35,715 ♪ And I was missing what I couldn't find ♪ 234 00:08:35,815 --> 00:08:38,818 ♪ Beneath the piece of me that ♪ 235 00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:39,752 Fuck it. 236 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:42,054 ♪ You and me ♪ 237 00:08:42,154 --> 00:08:43,422 ♪ ♪ 238 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:44,857 - I know, he's, like, 5'6". 239 00:08:44,924 --> 00:08:46,726 [laughter] 240 00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:49,095 So I'm borrowing this suit, and it's like-- 241 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:50,897 I'm like this. 242 00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:52,832 And neither of us got the job. 243 00:08:52,899 --> 00:08:54,767 - Neither of you got the job? [laughs] 244 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:56,769 - Neither of us got the job, after all that. 245 00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:59,939 No, it gets--he's about to flex and bust out of the suit. 246 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:01,440 He's like...[groans] 247 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,175 - I mean yeah, you're, like, Hulking out of the suit. 248 00:09:03,242 --> 00:09:05,177 - Yeah, I don't know what to do. 249 00:09:05,244 --> 00:09:06,879 I can't let Ryan get away with all this, 250 00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:08,948 but I don't think I want to Title IX his ass either. 251 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:10,416 Why not? He deserves 252 00:09:10,516 --> 00:09:12,118 absolutely everything that's coming for him. 253 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,520 - Yeah, but what if I don't want to deal with this? 254 00:09:14,587 --> 00:09:16,956 I'll get examined and picked apart too. 255 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:18,291 Yeah, she's right. 256 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,458 Reporting it might not be a good idea. 257 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:20,793 - Thank you. - Really? 258 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:22,628 - Seriously? - Hey, I don't like it. 259 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:24,964 All right, I'm just saying, Bela has a point. 260 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:27,800 Sometimes bad shit happens to women who report stuff. 261 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,402 - Nuh-uh, don't listen to her. 262 00:09:29,468 --> 00:09:31,938 Okay, this guy sneak attacked you with his dick. 263 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:33,139 He needs to pay. 264 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,473 I say you Title IX his bitch ass. 265 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,576 - Hold on, maybe as a first step, 266 00:09:36,642 --> 00:09:38,244 you could go to another upperclassman 267 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:40,313 at "The Catullan" and ask them what they think. 268 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:44,317 - Literally all those options sound so stressful. 269 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,118 - Well, do you wanna squeeze my stress ball? 270 00:09:46,218 --> 00:09:48,487 I've been squeezing it a lot, so it's pretty flat. 271 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:57,730 ♪ ♪ 272 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,002 Hey, it's late. 273 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:06,172 - Yeah, it's just, there's so much shit going down 274 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,574 with my roommates and, um, 275 00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:10,109 I really wanted to see you. 276 00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:11,744 How's Bela holding up? 277 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:14,513 - She ate a bunch of gummy worms before breakfast. 278 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,015 Couldn't tell you if that's good or bad, 279 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:17,683 but I think she'll be okay. 280 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:18,818 What's in the bag? 281 00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:20,186 Is it a gift to make up 282 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,687 for freezing me out of your social life? 283 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:23,089 - Basically. - Mm. 284 00:10:23,155 --> 00:10:25,024 Yes, I got you one of those 285 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:27,493 grocery store cakes you so weirdly love. 286 00:10:27,593 --> 00:10:29,528 - Yeah, they taste better than fancy ones. 287 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,031 - That's just not true, but in time, we can fix you. 288 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:34,367 I--I asked them to write, 289 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,369 "Sorry I was such a bitch," with icing, 290 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,803 but apparently, the Stop and Shop 291 00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:39,372 has a "no swear words" policy. 292 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,173 Try Price Chopper next time. 293 00:10:41,273 --> 00:10:43,009 Anything goes at that place. 294 00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:44,377 I will. 295 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:50,316 Should we just, like, get out of town tomorrow? 296 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,284 Go somewhere we can be ourselves? 297 00:10:52,351 --> 00:10:55,054 Maybe even overnight? 298 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:57,890 Yeah, sounds nice. 299 00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:59,225 How about this? 300 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:00,693 I'll drive us and pick out the place. 301 00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:03,029 And you pay for gas, meals, 302 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:04,730 and lodging because I'm poor. 303 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:06,332 - Done. - Perfect. 304 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,901 Okay, now let me see this grocery cake. 305 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:11,671 Oh, yeah, there it is. 306 00:11:11,737 --> 00:11:12,905 Is that a Minion? 307 00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,907 Oh, no, wait, it's a school bus. 308 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:17,009 No, it's a Minion. 309 00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:23,649 ♪ ♪ 310 00:11:23,716 --> 00:11:25,017 Good luck at your away game. 311 00:11:25,084 --> 00:11:27,319 - You totally got this. - Thanks. 312 00:11:27,386 --> 00:11:29,021 Hey, good luck on your midterm. 313 00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:30,756 Thanks, I'll need it. 314 00:11:33,225 --> 00:11:34,427 [door clicks shut] 315 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:38,064 ♪ ♪ 316 00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:41,767 ♪ Who says ♪ 317 00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:45,571 ♪ Who says ♪ 318 00:11:45,671 --> 00:11:49,842 ♪ Who says ♪ 319 00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:54,180 ♪ Who says ♪ 320 00:11:54,246 --> 00:11:58,017 ♪ Who says ♪ 321 00:11:58,084 --> 00:12:01,587 ♪ Who says ♪ 322 00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:03,689 ♪ Take a little step much closer ♪ 323 00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:06,225 ♪ Excuse me, out of my way, sir ♪ 324 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:07,893 ♪ I wanna make myself heard ♪ 325 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,929 ♪ None of that moving, are we heard ♪ 326 00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:11,764 ♪ Sharp and smooth are preferred ♪ 327 00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:13,966 ♪ Say if I might take it all ♪ 328 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,301 ♪ Yes, we're together ♪ 329 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,303 - May I use the restroom, please? 330 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:18,738 The test just started. 331 00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:20,306 I have a UTI, 332 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,575 and it's really flaring up right now. 333 00:12:22,641 --> 00:12:24,543 One symptom is frequent urination, 334 00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:26,579 - and it's very painful. - Okay. 335 00:12:26,645 --> 00:12:29,081 Look, in the future, you can just say medical issue. 336 00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:33,819 ♪ ♪ 337 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,755 - ♪ Take a little step much closer ♪ 338 00:12:35,821 --> 00:12:37,823 ♪ Excuse me, out of my way, sir ♪ 339 00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,725 ♪ I wanna make myself heard ♪ 340 00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:41,727 ♪ None of that moving, are we heard ♪ 341 00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:43,729 ♪ Sharp and smooth are preferred ♪ 342 00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:45,765 ♪ Say if I might take it all ♪ 343 00:12:45,831 --> 00:12:47,833 ♪ Then stick together like myself ♪ 344 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,602 ♪ So much space in the future ♪ 345 00:12:49,668 --> 00:12:53,773 ♪ Who says that we can get together now ♪ 346 00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:57,777 ♪ Who says that we can watch it never ♪ 347 00:12:57,843 --> 00:13:00,079 ♪ Who says the future ♪ 348 00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:02,181 - Thank you both so much for meeting with me. 349 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,983 - Yeah, whatever this is, can we make it fast? 350 00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:06,485 I got tickets to a Kurosawa marathon at the film society. 351 00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:08,454 Sure, so... 352 00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:12,792 Ryan kind of assaulted me. 353 00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:14,627 Oh, my God, are you serious? 354 00:13:14,693 --> 00:13:18,697 - Yeah, a couple of weeks ago, he got me alone, 355 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,833 put a porn on, and watched it in front of me, 356 00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:23,035 which was weird, and I ignored it. 357 00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:28,340 But then, um, on the day of the final submissions, he... 358 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,209 - did something worse. - Okay. 359 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,144 - Wait, should we be hearing this, like, alone right now? 360 00:13:32,211 --> 00:13:34,280 Should--should someone be here with us or-- 361 00:13:34,346 --> 00:13:35,447 What did he do? 362 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:38,384 - He shoved his hard dick against my back. 363 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,819 Whoa. Okay, his hard dick? 364 00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:41,554 - What the fuck? - Eric, chill. 365 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:42,955 - No, I mean, that's a serious allegation. 366 00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:44,356 - I agree, and that's why you should 367 00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:45,791 chill the fuck out and let Bela talk. 368 00:13:46,892 --> 00:13:48,561 I'm so sorry that this happened. 369 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,862 Are you okay? 370 00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:51,297 - Yeah, I talked to the Title IX office, 371 00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:52,898 but I'm not sure if I want to do that. 372 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,300 - Title IX? You're already going there? 373 00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:55,801 - Eric, please. - No, I don't want 374 00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:57,469 to be involved in this, and quite frankly, 375 00:13:57,536 --> 00:13:59,004 I'm not even sure there's a "this" to be involved in. 376 00:13:59,071 --> 00:14:00,506 It sounds like a misunderstanding. 377 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,174 Maybe Bela should just talk to Ryan about it. 378 00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:05,044 - He did it to Carla too. He showed her his dick. 379 00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:07,079 - What? - That's why she quit. 380 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,415 - Look, I've known Ryan for years. 381 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,183 He's--he's not the kind of person 382 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:12,718 who's going around shoving his hard dick against people. 383 00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:14,587 I'm sorry, I--I just-- 384 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,255 I don't believe this. 385 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,756 - You know we're supposed to, like, believe women, right? 386 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,592 - Yeah, and I usually do believe them. 387 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,260 I'm, like, constantly believing women, but this is different. 388 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,729 And, you know, next time, maybe write us an email. 389 00:14:23,829 --> 00:14:25,264 Give us a little warning before you come in here 390 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:26,699 and drop a giant bomb on us. 391 00:14:26,765 --> 00:14:28,033 Jesus. 392 00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:34,673 Hey, you did the right thing. 393 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,609 Okay. 394 00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:38,711 Thanks. 395 00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:40,779 ♪ ♪ 396 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,047 Okay, you have to give me 397 00:14:42,114 --> 00:14:43,415 one clue about where we're going. 398 00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:44,750 I get very stressed when I don't know 399 00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:46,118 what occasion to dress for. 400 00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,187 - Really? 'Cause I feel like this outfit 401 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:50,189 could work for lots of different things. 402 00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:53,559 - Well, sure, but not if we're going to, like, a Four Seasons. 403 00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:56,962 Alicia, if we are going to a Four Seasons, 404 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,464 I do need to change. 405 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:01,901 - I promise, we are not going to a Four Seasons. 406 00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:03,302 [chuckles] 407 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,070 - I got us a cute bed-and-breakfast 408 00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:06,472 run by a local beekeeper. 409 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:07,940 It's really quaint, 410 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,475 and they have an option to sleep in a barn. 411 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,044 - Oh, my God, that sounds so cool. 412 00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:14,113 What is their cancellation policy? 413 00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:15,748 - Are you looking up hotels already? 414 00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:17,049 I am. 415 00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:21,420 - ♪ Get it over, get it over ♪ 416 00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:23,088 ♪ ♪ 417 00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:25,925 ♪ Get it over, get it over ♪ 418 00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:27,493 Okay, this is more like it. 419 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:28,961 I mean, it's not a B&B, 420 00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:31,263 but, uh, there's a TV so we can watch Bravo. 421 00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:33,399 I see a bed. 422 00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:36,268 - That's all I care about. - [chuckles] 423 00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:39,171 ♪ ♪ 424 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:41,307 What about all those rural Vermont hot spots 425 00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:42,608 you wanted to show me? 426 00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,009 - I'm suddenly less interested in them. 427 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,277 [chuckles] 428 00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:52,451 ♪ ♪ 429 00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:56,255 Get on your back. 430 00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:59,258 ♪ When I find myself ♪ 431 00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:02,695 ♪ In trouble ♪ 432 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:08,200 ♪ I pray to God that you exist ♪ 433 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,601 [moans] 434 00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:13,172 ♪ When I try to make ♪ 435 00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:16,141 - Oh, I fucking love your body. - Good. 436 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:17,977 Keep doing that. 437 00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:19,878 [knock at door] 438 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,280 [chuckles] 439 00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:22,715 Did you seriously already order room service? 440 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,184 - No, I asked them to send up extra towels. 441 00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:27,453 And leave them outside! 442 00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:29,822 [laughs] 443 00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:32,358 Oh, fuck. 444 00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,827 ♪ ♪ 445 00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:37,863 [cheers and applause] 446 00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:40,499 ♪ ♪ 447 00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:43,335 [players shouting indistinctly] 448 00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:46,238 ♪ ♪ 449 00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:47,306 Maddie, I'm open. 450 00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:48,540 ♪ ♪ 451 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,342 [grunting] 452 00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,144 ♪ ♪ 453 00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:53,512 [grunts] 454 00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:55,014 ♪ ♪ 455 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,216 [whistle blowing] 456 00:16:57,316 --> 00:17:03,389 ♪ ♪ 457 00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:05,891 - Hey, it's all right. - I know. 458 00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:08,327 I just really wanted to win that one. 459 00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:09,862 Look, this is the best season 460 00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:11,430 the team has had in, like, ten years, 461 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,098 and it's mainly because of you. 462 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,400 And me. [chuckles] 463 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,901 But mainly you. 464 00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:17,669 Next year, we'll go all the way. 465 00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:20,773 - Okay. [laughs] 466 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,208 ♪ What you want ♪ 467 00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:25,411 ♪ You know I got it ♪ 468 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:27,179 ♪ What you need ♪ 469 00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:29,581 ♪ I'll provide it ♪ 470 00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:31,417 ♪ Call on me ♪ 471 00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:33,452 ♪ When you're looking for a ♪ 472 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:36,622 ♪ Cold-blooded love ♪ 473 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,123 ♪ Cold ♪ 474 00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:39,525 ♪ What you want ♪ 475 00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:46,698 ♪ ♪ 476 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,370 Wait, what? 477 00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:53,372 ♪ ♪ 478 00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:55,474 - ♪ Cold-blooded love ♪ 479 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,409 - ♪ Cold-blooded love ♪ 480 00:17:57,476 --> 00:18:00,279 - ♪ Cold-blooded love ♪ 481 00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:01,480 What the fuck? 482 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,749 - ♪ Cold-blooded love ♪ 483 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,155 Hello. 484 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,825 - I feel like this robe might be my new everyday look. 485 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:16,428 - [laughs] - I feel like a hot drug lord. 486 00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:19,665 - [laughs] Okay, where should we go first? 487 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,634 Hmm? Yelp is suggesting a lot of sad suburban bars 488 00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:25,904 and an ax-throwing brewery. 489 00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:28,340 Smart combo. [laughs] 490 00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:32,945 Whoa, Alicia, you posted that? My purse is in the background. 491 00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:35,848 Um, yes in soft focus. 492 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,517 The focal point is obviously me looking amazing in the robe. 493 00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,586 - Hey, can--can you please take it down? 494 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,523 - Are you serious? - Yes. 495 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:45,791 It--it's my Saint Laurent. 496 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,292 People are gonna recognize it 497 00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:48,694 and--and know that we are in a hotel room together. 498 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,029 - Leighton, you're being ridiculous. 499 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,531 You can barely see it. 500 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,433 No one's gonna zoom in and know it's your bag. 501 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,201 - Oh, because you hang out with so many people 502 00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:57,503 who have bags like that? 503 00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:59,037 [scoffs] [phone dings] 504 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,539 Okay, Bela just liked it. 505 00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,808 I'm serious, take it down. 506 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,010 Fine. 507 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,212 I'll delete it. 508 00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,680 Thank you. 509 00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:15,387 - ♪ Pictures gone from my wall ♪ 510 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,456 Bro, I swear to God, 511 00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:19,558 Stan Lee has a cameo in "Captain Marvel." 512 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,161 - How's he going to be in a movie in 2019 513 00:19:22,227 --> 00:19:23,695 when he died in 2018? 514 00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:25,731 - Okay, obviously, you don't understand 515 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,233 - how movies are made. - Uh, Canaan? 516 00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:32,171 - Oh, excuse me, miss. Are you lost? 517 00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:33,672 You don't live at the KJ House. 518 00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:37,509 This is a dorm for people who answer text messages. 519 00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:39,244 Hey, um, 520 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:40,979 sorry I've been dodging your texts. 521 00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:43,549 I was going through some personal stuff, 522 00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:45,817 but I think it's over. 523 00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:47,986 All right. 524 00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:49,254 Are you mad at me? 525 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:50,756 Am I mad at you? 526 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:54,026 No, you just gave me a super vague, 527 00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:57,162 cryptic explanation for why you ghosted me. 528 00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,898 So I'd say we're all good now. 529 00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:02,935 - Yeah, Whitney, you can't just come crawling back 530 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,903 thinking he been sitting around waiting for you. 531 00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:07,005 - Canaan got options. - That's right. 532 00:20:07,072 --> 00:20:09,374 - A lot of the options are real ugly, 533 00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:10,742 but they are options. 534 00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:14,012 - [laughs] Okay, well, I am sorry, 535 00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:16,882 - and I could've texted. - It's good. 536 00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:19,351 By the way, I heard about your game. 537 00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:21,920 Sorry you lost, but honestly, 538 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:23,422 I'm kind of happy soccer's done. 539 00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:25,424 Now you have more time to hang out with me. 540 00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:27,960 - Mm, you've been looking me up? 541 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,229 - No, I--I read it on ESPN. 542 00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:32,097 I did have to scroll down really far, though. 543 00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:34,533 They do not put women's sports up at the top. 544 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,301 - No, they don't. [laughter] 545 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,536 Come on. 546 00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:41,707 ♪ ♪ 547 00:20:41,773 --> 00:20:44,142 - So what does this town have in the way of dinner? 548 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:47,312 I'm thinking chicken tenders from a chain restaurant? 549 00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:49,281 I think we need to end this. 550 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,084 What? 551 00:20:53,051 --> 00:20:55,454 - I can't keep dating someone this closeted. 552 00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:57,623 I can't keep sneaking around. 553 00:20:57,723 --> 00:21:00,058 I feel like you're bringing me back in the closet with you. 554 00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,426 I've already been through this. 555 00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:03,128 I can't go backward. 556 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,664 Okay, but what about me? 557 00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:06,999 I'm just--I'm not ready. 558 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,167 - Exactly, and you might never feel ready. 559 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,936 So where does that leave me? 560 00:21:11,503 --> 00:21:13,005 Believe me, I get it. 561 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,140 It was really hard coming out to both my grandmas 562 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,943 on Easter Sunday, but I did it. 563 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,012 And it made me feel so much better. 564 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,847 - No, I just don't like the idea of coming out. 565 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,649 I don't feel the need to announce to the world 566 00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:25,350 what type of people that I sleep with 567 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:26,918 and let that detail define me. 568 00:21:26,985 --> 00:21:29,021 - But it doesn't have to define you. 569 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,522 It totally does. 570 00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:32,257 If you Google a gay person, 571 00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:33,692 the first word that auto-populates 572 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,093 after their name is "gay." 573 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,762 It becomes their new main characteristic, 574 00:21:36,828 --> 00:21:38,830 and I don't need that; I like who I am. 575 00:21:38,930 --> 00:21:41,466 I don't want to come out and become all political 576 00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:43,769 and have it affect how I act and speak 577 00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:46,872 and dress and what things I do. 578 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,874 Um... 579 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:52,144 you're describing me. 580 00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:56,448 The thing you so desperately don't want to be is me. 581 00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:03,555 Look, I really care about you. 582 00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:05,724 I like-- 583 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:07,826 [clears throat] 584 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,395 But if you can't be out with me, 585 00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:12,331 I can't be with you. 586 00:22:17,969 --> 00:22:19,971 Then I guess we're done. 587 00:22:20,706 --> 00:22:27,713 ♪ ♪ 588 00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:32,517 - So now Eric officially hates me. 589 00:22:32,584 --> 00:22:33,885 I shouldn't have said anything. 590 00:22:33,985 --> 00:22:35,153 I think it's good you did. 591 00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:37,189 Staying silent only leads to regret. 592 00:22:37,255 --> 00:22:38,924 - And you might not be there yet, 593 00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:40,258 but let me know when you're ready 594 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,560 to get revenge on that sick freak. 595 00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:43,428 I will aid and abet you all day. 596 00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:44,730 [laughs] 597 00:22:44,830 --> 00:22:46,198 [knock at door] 598 00:22:46,264 --> 00:22:48,100 Hey, Bela. 599 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,768 Hi. 600 00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:51,937 Guys, this is Eric, the editor of "The Catullan." 601 00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:53,505 - Oh, nuh-uh. Not today, sicko. 602 00:22:53,572 --> 00:22:54,940 You get your rape-y dick out of here 603 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,541 - before I cut it off. - Yeah, guess what. 604 00:22:56,608 --> 00:22:58,009 It's your turn to get assaulted, shit bird. 605 00:22:58,076 --> 00:22:59,711 - No, guys, this is Eric, the other editor. 606 00:22:59,778 --> 00:23:02,180 - Ryan's the handsome one. - Hey, what the fuck? 607 00:23:02,247 --> 00:23:04,282 - Sorry, it's been a long day. - Yeah, whatever. 608 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:07,919 Can we just talk for a sec, like, alone? 609 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:11,757 Sure. 610 00:23:15,627 --> 00:23:17,295 - Can I get a glass of water or something? 611 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,064 - No. - Oh. 612 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,534 I wrote this down so I wouldn't get it wrong. 613 00:23:25,270 --> 00:23:28,306 My initial reaction earlier today sucked. 614 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:31,076 As an editor and as a sometimes very awkward 615 00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:33,812 and thoughtless person, I'm sorry. 616 00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:35,480 I handled myself poorly. 617 00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:38,550 I believe you, and I will do something about it. 618 00:23:40,218 --> 00:23:41,586 Wow. 619 00:23:41,653 --> 00:23:43,455 Thank you, Eric. 620 00:23:43,555 --> 00:23:46,091 - Yeah, okay, well, I'm gonna get out of here. 621 00:23:46,158 --> 00:23:48,493 Smells like a candle store in a mall. 622 00:23:50,829 --> 00:23:57,936 ♪ ♪ 623 00:24:04,075 --> 00:24:05,143 Leighton. 624 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,014 Hey, what's up? 625 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:10,816 Nothing, just... 626 00:24:10,916 --> 00:24:14,986 going on a brisk walk for no particular reason at all. 627 00:24:15,086 --> 00:24:17,422 Same, same. 628 00:24:17,489 --> 00:24:19,658 - Why do you have luggage with you? 629 00:24:19,758 --> 00:24:21,827 Oh, I had, uh, 630 00:24:21,927 --> 00:24:24,863 planned a trip but then decided not to go. 631 00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:26,331 Mm. Are you okay? 632 00:24:26,431 --> 00:24:28,834 Yeah. Are you okay? 633 00:24:28,934 --> 00:24:31,136 Yeah, yeah. 634 00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:36,842 - Hey--hey, did Nico talk to you today? 635 00:24:36,942 --> 00:24:39,144 No, no, he did not. 636 00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:40,278 Seriously? 637 00:24:40,345 --> 00:24:41,680 You haven't heard from him at all? 638 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:45,717 Okay. 639 00:24:45,817 --> 00:24:47,319 Are you headed home? 640 00:24:47,385 --> 00:24:50,055 - No, I'm headed somewhere else first. 641 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:53,458 Okay. 642 00:24:53,525 --> 00:24:57,329 ♪ ♪ 643 00:24:57,395 --> 00:24:58,663 Hey, how's it going? 644 00:24:58,730 --> 00:25:01,466 - Nico was cheating on you. A lot. 645 00:25:01,533 --> 00:25:04,970 ♪ ♪ 646 00:25:05,036 --> 00:25:07,539 ♪ Take a good, hard ♪ 647 00:25:07,639 --> 00:25:11,510 ♪ Look at me ♪ 648 00:25:11,576 --> 00:25:14,813 ♪ Am I standing in the way ♪ 649 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:18,984 ♪ Of your opportunity ♪ 650 00:25:19,050 --> 00:25:21,653 ♪ We never thought ♪ 651 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:25,857 ♪ To take it slow ♪ 652 00:25:25,924 --> 00:25:29,828 ♪ Like a bullet in the night ♪ 653 00:25:29,895 --> 00:25:33,598 ♪ Silencer kept closed ♪ 654 00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:37,002 ♪ I wanna pull you out of this town ♪ 655 00:25:37,068 --> 00:25:39,170 ♪ Barely breathing now ♪ 656 00:25:39,237 --> 00:25:42,607 ♪ Too much to take in ♪ 657 00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:45,877 ♪ It's too much to take in ♪ 658 00:25:45,944 --> 00:25:48,046 ♪ ♪ 659 00:25:48,113 --> 00:25:51,283 ♪ I'll never pull you out of this town ♪ 660 00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:53,451 ♪ Barely breathing now ♪ 661 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:56,955 ♪ Too much to take in ♪ 662 00:25:57,055 --> 00:26:00,692 ♪ It's too much to take in ♪ 663 00:26:00,759 --> 00:26:04,930 ♪ Am I crazy to try ♪ 664 00:26:05,030 --> 00:26:08,867 ♪ To make everything come together ♪ 665 00:26:08,934 --> 00:26:12,470 ♪ Make everything come together ♪ 666 00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:15,273 ♪ Tonight ♪ 667 00:26:15,373 --> 00:26:17,809 ♪ I'm not gonna lie ♪ 668 00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:19,444 ♪ ♪ 669 00:26:19,544 --> 00:26:23,114 ♪ I've been looking for something better ♪ 670 00:26:24,215 --> 00:26:25,283 Go to bed. 48422

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