All language subtitles for Beau.w-40.m

This is a story of a couple
madly in love, so mad, they drove

each other crazy.

Fuck you, Travis Maddox.

Fuck you.

You know, for someone who claims they're
not a toxic male, you don't do

a very good job.

Oh, another ten point loss for Travis
and Abby's stupid married contest.

No, don't worry. You lost that contest
a very long time ago.

Oh, really? Did you give yourself a
ten point reduction when you ran with

your titties.

Out on a public beach?

Or how about this morning? Was your
boyfriend surprised to see the carpets

match the drape? Losientos. You're going
to let Mother Teresa push

you around like that? Porto, let's start
from the beginning. Tell me how you

fell in love. Well, it all started
at the circle. Just

this underground fight club.

I'm a pretty big deal at all
the ego on you.

From the moment I saw her, I
couldn't take my eyes off of her.

Which was a mistake, because I was
fighting somebody. Then I caught her Insta

stalking me, which was creepy. She wasn't
so adorable.

I was not Insta stalking. Okay, maybe
I was. But he was all I

could think about.

Then we went on this really romantic
date, and I knew she was the

one.

Yeah, but I thought he was a
total player. He had a drawer full

of sex toys and condoms.

So I made a bet with her.
And if I won, she'd have to

be my roommate for a month. Platonically.

I lost the bet. And yeah, he
was charming, but crazy. And I didn't

want to date crazy. I wanted a
nice, normal guy, like Parker Hayes, who

he terrorised. Because that's what
happened.

Okay, Miss Honesty, why don't we talk
about your morning flogging of the bishop?

Bishop Gomez. No, it's a euphemism. She
was giving me a hand job.

This is not a confession.

He's a priest.

And you're an asshole. Anyhow, against my
better judgement, I fell madly in love

with him. He even took me home
to meet his brothers. And just as

everything was going great, I get abducted
by his fakest gangster, Benny, because I

happened to be very good at poker.

And then I saved her.

And then I saved him.

And then we found her stolen money,
ran away from the bad guys, lived

happily ever after.

Except we're not happily. I mean happy.
Which is why we're here.

Okay, why don't we start at happily
ever after? Was that your weding night?

We were fucked up.

Okay, how about we start six days
ago when we woke up?

That might be helpful.

I never want leave this bed pigeon.

I love you and what can I
say?

Oh, baby. Jeff. I know,

baby. I was showing. You want the
magic Maddox fingers, don't you?

Tickle, tickle.

You're not mayor. Mayor has brown eyes.

What are you guys doing?

Nothing.

Where's Mayor?

Mayor? Yeah, where is mayor? Mayor?
Pumpkin, where are

you?

What the fuck happened last night? What
the hell happened last night? I don't

know. I don't know. Where did all
this money come from?

Betty?

No, this is Betty's money right here.

I'm confused.

Oh, I think I went gambling last
night.

Oh, my God. What is going on?
Oh, guys, they were on tv.

I guess you won.

Good word.

We all lucky 13.

Looks pretty real.

Oh, shit. Guys, look at the screen.
That's not real. That's just us scooping

around.

That's full.

Right? Shit.

Okay. It's okay. Look at me. This
probably isn't ideal way to do this,

but. I love you. I really do
love you. And I wish that my

family was here to see you and
me like this. I love you.

Not what we needed. Well, hey, listen,
on the bright side, I thought that.

I thought that speech was very romantic.

Mmm. Hello.

Hi.

This is the front desk with reminder
that you was an hour ago, so

there's going to be a surcharge of
about $180,000.

You fucking ass clown. Wait, is that.
Benny, Benny, Benny.

No, I got this.

I got this. Benny.

What is it with your generation and
the utter lack of manners? There's no

good morning. How's your day?

Look, I know all about the con
that you and my dad and Jesse

tried to screw me over with, okay?

Yeah, that's ancient history. This is
about Travis assuming your debt by

fighting against Chernobyl. Money that I
did not get back.

I'm hanging up on you.

Well, I can see who wears the
balls in this relationship. I want to

see the two of you in my
office in an hour. Don't you even

think of skipping time. Bye bye. At
least let me. Come on.

Cool.

Let's go. Look at me like that.

Let's go. He's bluffing.

Yeah. Good job, baby.

How do you cheque my butt?

Oh, God. Oh, my God. No. You
like that?

Okay. There you go. Hold on.

Hold on, guys.

Oops. Hello? Anyone home? Jerry.

Headshot. Jerry

won't be joining us. Stupid son of
a bitch did that keto thing. And

is not pissing kidney stones the size
of Lima bee. Huh? You are Chief

Warren. Officer Del Roy Murphy. But my
friends and enemies call me bugs.

Bugs? Lady Hawk. And I will be
flying you down to Mexico.

That thing can't buzing.

Don't tell me my business. Sweet peach.
Lady Hawk has been retrofitted and

modified. The Millennium fucking falcon.
Star wars.

I'll take you down to Mexico. No
passports, no questions. The whole

enchilada for ten grand.

Wow, that's pretty. What, like really
choice?

Here. Here's five k now and then
I'll give you the rest when you

make it there in one piece.

I'd like you stop. Okay?

What about getting back?

That's not my problem. Slotty.

Okay. You guys have fun with Orlando
Calresian and his

mommy.

Mexico got me really on edge, so
never seem that no one has any

Xanax or alcohol. So I'm going to
need you follow me

that thing is. And send me into
a top of me coma.

Hello, mile High club. They're going to
have so much fun.

This is fun?

Yeah.

This.

What you doing?

I am texting sancho.

Who's Sancho?

He is the concierge at a luxury
villa in Quatito, Mexico, that I just

booked.

Sounds out of our price range.

You just said that we have $138,000.
Yeah, but it's my honeymoon.

Well, sure. Hey, Buzz. Yeah? We're going
to Catito,

Mexico. Coffee?

Thanks.

Happy wife, happy wife. Oh, yeah, let
us know.

Happy wife, happy life. Oh, come on.

What?

You can't tell me that you're not
freaking out about this. Travis, we're

married. That means that you're stuck with
me forever.

Well, I have had some reservations. Like
the fact that you're beautiful, smart, can

make us a fortune of money in
less than an hour. But I will

never, ever find anyone like you.

Love you so much.

If you get into trouble, you know
where to find me. I also do

hostage and rescue situations.

Thanks. Well, you're a man of your
word, buz, so. There you go. Thank

you.

Hey, honey, I think it's this way.

My name is Santo, and I want
to welcome you

to Casa suave.

Hola, senori. Senora Madox.

Gracias.

It was. Mejores, amigos. Senor Chapli is
Senorita

America home of the brave? Flores.

So much to do and so little
time.

Benido. This is the room of living.
Here we have

everything. If you have the clothes, I
will give you clothes. Do you have

ESPN? Because the Sacramento Kings are in
the NBA Finals tonight, and I've waited

my whole life for that. ESPN? Yes.
Yes. SUV, D-U-J. We have everything,

right? But do you have ESPN? I
make dreams come true.

Look, my friend, blondie, you. Don't
worry. We have it. We have it.

We have. Come. Come with me.

Come.

Senor Jeffrey is senorita.

I like the name. Abby Abernathy is
a great name. It has a really

good flow to it. Oh, the Travis
Abernathy. You could be trendsetting.

You want to castrate me, too?

No.

Hey, wait.

What?

You know, it's just crossed the threshold.
It's bad luck, you know. You know,

we maddoxes have our own form of
this tradition.

Really? This is instantly barbaric.

Corny.

Oh, my God. This is so cute.

Yeah.

Look at other initials. Wait, hold on.

Wait.

I want to get a photo. I
want to get a photo. Okay. Do

I want you to hold me for
the photo?

Okay.

Now get one of me on the
bed. No, actually, will you hold it

lower and then will you flip it?
You like it?

I like it.

Okay. Will you do one more flip
the other way. Got it, I got

it. Okay. Do you want one on
the bed?

No.

But it looks so cute with our
initials on it.

TNA stands for titty and ass because
you got the best.

You weren't listening to you all.

Uga. Uga.

Uga.

Uga. Hit this pillow.

Does Uga want to consummate the stairs?

Uga wanna fuck.

Yeah.

Uga. Uga.

Hearing a traditional mexican song about a
cockroach really gets me in the mood

here. Thank you. Much better. We're
working

for me.

Shit.

It. Only protection we have.

I didn't bring any. Did you?

No.

Wait a minute. We don't need protection.
We're married.

Easy, Dracula. I'm too young to be
married, let alone have a kid.

We can pull out. No, I have
complete control over my seminal fluid

emission.

That's a cliche. That's caused, like,
thousands of unwanted pregnancies. We

could do other things. Other things? Like

this?

That's interesting. I was thinking other
things. Like

this?

That's interesting.

Yeah, this is good. This is better,
actually.

This is fun.

We're doing this.

I'm glad we're doing this. We should
really do it more often.

I agree. This is great. Those are
my balls. It's cool.

Little fast.

Yeah, let's go really fast right now.
Kick this up a dodge.

Are you satisfied? I'm satisfied.

No. Come here.

Get them off.

Get them off.

You're going to be safe, right?

Yeah.

You're not going to get a drop.

Promise.

Got it. Just

an inch.

An inch? Just.

Yeah, it's a nice inch. Maybe I
got a little.

Another inch?

A little bit more like another inch?
Yeah. Big upper inch.

Yeah, that feels way better without the
rubber. Yeah, like. Okay,

you're blocking my escape hat. Well, I
know, but so am I. That's why

this is a problem.

Like, now where it sound like there's.

A cvs across the street.

I don't know. Something. Something must
have. Condom.

Okay, fine. I'm going.

No, no.

Don't touch your pillow.

Do you got any bombs on you
because I ran out?

You

buenos no chest. You look like a
man in love. Thank you. A man's

man in love. Thanks. A man's man.
Where's my wife's man? She's

ready. Wow. You look

amazing.

Thank you. So do you.

La senasta revarada

Pinot has prepared a traditional seven
course meal for

newlyweds especially.

Thank you.

Okay. Enjoy. Pinot.

Well, here's to us. Happily ever after.
I love you, pigeon.

I love you, too.

So I made this.

I didn't know we were doing gifts.

Yeah, it's just a little something I
made on the flight while you were

sleeping. Travis, I love you so much.

I love you, too. What is it?

It's a Pro con list to see
if we should stay married or we

get a quick annulment. Whoopsies. What
happened?

Why is it so decorated?

I thought that maybe if you saw
how much effort I put into making

it pretty, you'd maybe like it.

I don't like it. This is like
getting cancer news framed. This is a

pro.com list just to.

Help us gain some clarity. Only while
we're here. And look, I even gave

us a 30 point head start because
you have the biggest dick.

Who's got a big dick?

This guy.

I knew it. I knew it.

I knew it.

That is why you are so self
confident. I knew a

powerful and successful man who, alas, had
a small dig. I would read it

as if you get him to stop
talking about it.

Insecure. Felt. What is this?

Soup. That is soup. That is the
first course? Yes. Gwen. Provetcho. I

shall be back.

Young. This is amazing.

You know, this reminds me of this
one time when I was. I was

really young. I think I was. I
don't know, I must have been around

twelve or something. And my grandmother,
she's passed, but she was so funny

and wonderful.

Well, screw her.

Screw my dead grandmother.

Oh, when do I get to meet
her?

What? Travis, are you listening to me?

I'm sorry. I'm not feeling very well.
I do not want to ruin this

moment. I'm going to run off and
throw up and I will be right

back, okay? I love you.

So happy we're married. Fourth quarter
just started. We're down by twelve.

Dude, you're about to lose a $1,000.

Are you feeling better?

Feeling better. Soup.

Oh, somebody like the soup? This delicious
sancho and stuff? No, that is

only the first course, senor. There are
six more. Six? Can we bring them

all out at the same time? Well,
just trying to be efficient. No, it's

okay. It's not a problem. I can
handle this. Peanut. Fine.

Please, no triangle. It always works.
Peanut butter.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm fine, sergeant. Dad.

What?

I'm sorry. I was just trying to
make conversation. I'm not feeling too

good. We're down by two.

You can't miss it. Wait a minute.

There we go.

Oh, you can just leave that next
to his soup. He's not feeling well.

Yeah. Oh, my God. My

father. Come on.

Come on.

Here. Fucking blow my back.

Come sick. I need to look sick.
Oh, you do? Oh, yeah.

You look a little bit clammy.

I'm fine. I was the game. And

how matter you?

Well, you bailed. A wedding night dinner.
Minus five points. You lied. Minus five

points. And then you insulted my dead
grandmother. Minus five points.

That's a lot of points. Knowing he
had fought up really bad, Travis

planned the happiest two days of Abby's
life.

Tell me why I'm

late. I made

some people. It's like

you never

came. You

say like

it's.

Money scares up birthday.

Fire in the hall.

You quit.

Yeah, but then you'd never respect me.

Who says I ever respected you?

Oh, no. Okay. You know what? You.

Matter.

You think you do.

Hey, why are you looking so sad?

Hey, it's not so bad.

Hey, it's a nice place.

You're a stork. Yeah, you're an angry
stork. I don't know. I don't. What

are you doing, baby? Turn after.

Thank you. Thank you.

How did you get that? You're going
to cards. I'm going to trade love

to just.

Hunt one of those things. A little
baby pterodactyl above the fireplace. How

about we just stick to deer? You're
a movie

I american.

Of Paris. That's the.

This is rigged.

How's it rigged? She pointed to me
and it's her favourite movie.

I didn't know that was your favourite
movie.

Always planned on living in Paris.

How am I going to pursue criminal
justice living in Paris?

I don't know. I mean, I also
didn't know that we were going to

get married after three months. Okay, new
game.

How about never have ever my favourite
game.

I always know.

Okay, I will start. Never have I
ever joined the mile high club.

The mile high? Sexy. Long time ago.

Back when Panam I satisfied?

Yeah. No, I've broken down a few
laboratory doors on United myself. No,

I knew we had something in common.
Yes,

I said something bad. It's her problem.

It's your problem.

You want to talk about it?

Talk about what? How we're married and
we barely know each other.

That's not true.

I mean, kind of. I want to
move to Paris. And apparently you love

having sex on aeroplanes.

Have you ever stopped to think maybe
why I'm against an annulment? What couple

do you know that have survived?

Look, if you're worried about Paris, screw
it. Let's move to Paris. I can

promise you we'll never have a dull
moment.

I have no doubt.

Speaking of which, have you ever had
pool sex?

Excuse me? Is it anything like shower
sex?

It is. Only us allowed movies.

Well, I think I'm going to pass
on anything in the worst. Entering till

it's in the ring.

Abby and Travis thought the worst was
over. But the worst was yet to

come.

Where is lovely face? And don't get
your name.

Feelings. Your boat?

Yeah.

Don't touch. Don't touch.

Don't I just get orientation? I don't
think I could do it.

So, good.

Morning.

One of the US in your life.

Those are good grapes. Come on. Guess
you don't like them.

Where do you hunt this?

What?

Up on your mantle?

It's a lot of salt.

Yeah, I like salt. Good morning.

It. Is that all I get?

I said hi to you this morning.

Oh, is that what that was? When
you showed your cock to the worker?

While you were so busy juggling balls.
I thought I'd show you mine. Can't

have everything.

Yeah, guess you can.

Hey. So what's going on? What happened
this morning? Come on, talk to me.

But I was this guy and he
was outside juggling and I've always

wanted to know how to. What's going
with everything?

Where are you? So, your new friend
going to join us down at the

beach?

His name is Miguel. And no, because
you scared him off. You're good.

Have you seen mayor? Look, I know
I can be

possessive. You. You don't let them guys
touch you.

Well, Travis, you have to get over
that. What if I have a male

gynaecologist one day?

Why would you have a male gynaecologist
who's perfectly good? Female

gynaecologist. What about female
empowerment. Isn't that what the diversity

movement is all about?

Oh, my God, I hate you right
now.

Look who's not being progressed.

Mayor. Mayor.

You miss me?

Hey, have you guys seen a small
american girl? No. Ablamos in bless.

Samos, Buscando and Westros. Amigos.

Devastane. Muccos. Amigos.

Amigos. Saundela. Cestados. Nidos.

Jose. Blanca.

Jose. Travis. See? Mercasiano.

See? It's a good colour, right? She
didn't like the colour

before. In glass, yes.

Bigger. Took a while.

Yeah, one moment.

Hey, where'd you go?

You seem distracted.

Well, I was just trying to find
out where our friends were. I didn't

ask them to take their tops. Look,
look, it's a topless speech.

See?

I don't make the rules here. Boobies.
Boobs, tits.

Yeah, Travis, you know what? You're right.

Thanks. No, honestly, I wasn't trying to
cause trouble or anything. What are you

doing?

You said it was a top of
speech.

That doesn't apply to foreigners.

That is absurd. You're absurd.

What is this? Only fans? Fuck off.

You're a psycho. Leave me alone.

Cover your teddy. Some bitch.

Come back, baby. I make movies. I
make ganta.

Ra.

Shadow.

Banner. Banner?

She's the one that took her job
off. I it.