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he
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what
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it's Christmas Eve Tony I mean we're
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going to be stuck in here all
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night
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so I'm hanging out my
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stocking so that Santa can leave me a
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present you kidding me
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right you still believe in Santa Claus
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for sure Tony don't you no I don't and
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neither does anyone else over the age of
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nine you believe even Easter Bunny too
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we know everybody knows the Easter
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Bunnies make believe but Santa of course
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he's
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real what the
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hell what is that
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cops why would they be under roof
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Vince
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no this is something
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different this is something
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else
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what the
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hi
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hey
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oh ho
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ho Merry Christmas Santa Claus
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Santa
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Claus
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oh don't mind if I
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do [ __ ] me that hit the mark
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now
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then where are we yes hey don't you move
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you fa red
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[ __ ] see Tony I told you there is so
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such a thing as Santa shut up Vince this
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isn't [ __ ] Santa Claus this some kind
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of setup who sent you toadface Tony Joey
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[ __ ] knuckle or was it that Russian Pimp
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Daddy Whitey [ __ ] in
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oh let's see Tony Jova huh it says here
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you've been very naughty very naughty
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for a long long time in
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fact Vince Napoli still on the nice list
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I see well done my
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boy now then what was it you wanted for
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Christmas uh some porn wasn't
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it lubed up big tits lesbian strap on
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spank Fest volume three I
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believe good
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choice Mrs claw says it's not as good as
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volume two but I beg to differ what wait
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H how can he be nice stupid may be but
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nice he's a criminal he's killed people
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he screws hookers up the
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air oh it's not about how you behave
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it's about whether you
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believe Vince here has always believed
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so he's on the nice list you you Mr
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janova haven't believed in me for a long
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time so you're on the naughty list no
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presents for you I'm
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afraid this is
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[ __ ] I'll show you what I
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believe no
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te you killed Santa Claus it isn't
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[ __ ] Santa
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Claus
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oh [ __ ] oh the reindeer you got to be
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[ __ ] kidding
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me they like horses [ __ ] jerk off
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they like the [ __ ] horses that's what
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they like I want to ride one yeah
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yeah oh
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hey you want to ride want to [ __ ]
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stick it up your ass come on no need for
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that they kind of pretty don't you think
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[ __ ] Santa Claus my [ __ ] ass wait
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I want to see Rudolph which one's
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Rudolph yeah you want to [ __ ] Rudolph
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that's what you want to do I want to
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ride him are you for real Tony can we
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have a go Rudolph Wait no that's Rudolph
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he's a big fat [ __ ] Co hey wait wait
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that one he's got a red nose I can't hey
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I want to ride [ __ ] sucking
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[ __ ] I show them [ __ ] Santa
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Claus hey
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Santa I don't know what to
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say the chances I've missed to be a good
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boy
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come on now Santa it's time that we talk
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straight L those girls I've kissed a boy
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you're on the nauy list
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