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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,533 --> 00:00:04,300 - Previously on this season 2 00:00:04,300 --> 00:00:04,700 - Previously on this season of "Southern Charm"... 3 00:00:06,133 --> 00:00:08,200 - Former state treasurer Thomas Ravenel 4 00:00:08,233 --> 00:00:10,200 has been arrested. 5 00:00:10,233 --> 00:00:12,066 - As Charleston reeled from the fall 6 00:00:12,100 --> 00:00:14,000 of one of its native sons, 7 00:00:14,033 --> 00:00:16,000 Kathryn took her rightful spot 8 00:00:16,033 --> 00:00:18,567 next to the reigning queen south of Broad. 9 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:21,433 - What if Whitney and Kathryn get married? 10 00:00:21,467 --> 00:00:23,600 - Well, you know, I heard rumors. 11 00:00:23,633 --> 00:00:25,500 [laughter] 12 00:00:25,533 --> 00:00:27,200 - ♪ Times have changed ♪ 13 00:00:27,233 --> 00:00:29,266 ♪ Don't you know, don't you know ♪ 14 00:00:29,300 --> 00:00:32,367 - If only they could agree on what happened. 15 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:35,133 - It came out that, like, you and I hooked up. 16 00:00:35,166 --> 00:00:38,367 - We have a different interpretation of events. 17 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:40,266 - And after Eliza Limehouse... 18 00:00:40,300 --> 00:00:41,533 - I'm sorry I'm young and hot. 19 00:00:41,567 --> 00:00:44,500 - One of Chucktown's most notable scions, 20 00:00:44,533 --> 00:00:46,400 decided to play peacemaker... 21 00:00:46,433 --> 00:00:48,300 - Do you think that Kathryn would ever sit down 22 00:00:48,333 --> 00:00:49,300 and talk with me? 23 00:00:49,333 --> 00:00:50,500 - Um... 24 00:00:50,533 --> 00:00:51,667 - I just hope I get another chance. 25 00:00:51,700 --> 00:00:53,233 - Really? 26 00:00:53,266 --> 00:00:55,133 - We had to grin and bear it... 27 00:00:55,166 --> 00:00:56,266 - Ah! - Ah! 28 00:00:56,300 --> 00:00:58,567 - Not once, but twice. 29 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:01,066 - I was your biggest fan. 30 00:01:01,100 --> 00:01:02,100 - I don't buy it. 31 00:01:02,133 --> 00:01:03,300 - You don't buy what? 32 00:01:03,333 --> 00:01:04,600 - ♪ You got 15 minutes ♪ 33 00:01:04,633 --> 00:01:07,266 ♪ Better make it 45 ♪ - ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 34 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:09,266 - Meanwhile, I worked my way through 35 00:01:09,300 --> 00:01:11,133 the five stages of being a new mom. 36 00:01:11,166 --> 00:01:13,600 You know, being a mom, it's a job, 37 00:01:13,633 --> 00:01:15,367 but I'm not getting a paycheck. 38 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:17,533 Just as Naomie went all in 39 00:01:17,567 --> 00:01:19,400 for a shot at a future with her new beau, 40 00:01:19,433 --> 00:01:22,166 closing the Craig chapter once and for all. 41 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:24,166 - I'm actually, like, really happy for you. 42 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:25,467 - Thank you. 43 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:27,600 - ♪ He's got promise ♪ - ♪ Oh ♪ 44 00:01:27,633 --> 00:01:29,400 - ♪ Yeah, he's got the shine ♪ 45 00:01:29,433 --> 00:01:31,433 - Meanwhile, Austen and Madison's relationship 46 00:01:31,467 --> 00:01:33,300 got off to a rocky start. 47 00:01:33,333 --> 00:01:35,567 - It is ----ing... - Madison... 48 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:37,467 - Bullsh--. - Madison! 49 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:39,467 - And after Shep and Craig discovered Madison 50 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:41,166 had DMed Danni's boyfriend, 51 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:43,467 they pressured Austen to break up with her... 52 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:45,367 - I'm sorry. 53 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:47,467 It would've been selfish for us not to ----ing say anything. 54 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:49,467 - Over... - You want this to fester? 55 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:52,367 - And over... - I think she's a man-eater. 56 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,233 - And over again. 57 00:01:54,266 --> 00:01:58,166 - There are 500 girls that are better looking than Madison. 58 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:00,200 - ♪ The kids go loco ♪ 59 00:02:00,233 --> 00:02:01,667 - Meanwhile, as Chelsea's new boyfriend 60 00:02:01,700 --> 00:02:04,133 was sailing halfway around the world, 61 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:07,133 she tried to turn the ship around for Austen... 62 00:02:07,166 --> 00:02:09,533 - I do think you should surround yourself with people 63 00:02:09,567 --> 00:02:11,367 that aren't dragging you out to the bars. 64 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,433 - You're--you're right. 65 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:16,467 - Until it all went up in smoke... 66 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:18,500 - I heard you gave her chlamydia. 67 00:02:18,533 --> 00:02:19,500 - What? 68 00:02:19,533 --> 00:02:22,467 - ♪ Ooh, ooh, whoa ♪ 69 00:02:22,500 --> 00:02:24,367 - Leaving friendships frayed... 70 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:26,300 - If she does something that I don't think is nice, 71 00:02:26,333 --> 00:02:28,600 then I'm just gonna be like, "I'm done with both of you." 72 00:02:28,633 --> 00:02:31,133 - Why would Austen even say that? 73 00:02:31,166 --> 00:02:32,600 Like, what is wrong with the two of them? 74 00:02:32,633 --> 00:02:34,333 I don't get it. 75 00:02:34,367 --> 00:02:35,500 - Why? I want to know why! 76 00:02:35,533 --> 00:02:37,300 - I don't know why you can't understand. 77 00:02:37,333 --> 00:02:39,200 - I want-- oh, my God, I can't! 78 00:02:39,233 --> 00:02:41,200 - Yes. - Nobody can! 79 00:02:41,233 --> 00:02:45,567 - And the star-crossed lovers more united than ever. 80 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,633 - I love you. - [giggles] 81 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,200 ♪ ♪ 82 00:02:49,233 --> 00:02:51,367 - ♪ Ba-ba doo ♪ 83 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:53,233 ♪ Ba-ba dee-ee-ee ♪ 84 00:02:53,266 --> 00:02:54,433 ♪ It's easy ♪ 85 00:02:54,467 --> 00:02:55,533 ♪ As the birds and the bees ♪ 86 00:02:55,567 --> 00:02:57,367 ♪ And the one, two, threes ♪ 87 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:58,667 ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ 88 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,734 [upbeat jazzy music] 89 00:03:02,767 --> 00:03:07,633 ♪ ♪ 90 00:03:07,667 --> 00:03:09,367 - We got in Gucci and Tom Ford. 91 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:11,700 - How many are you thinking we should do online? 92 00:03:11,734 --> 00:03:14,467 - I think to start, we'll choose, like, 50 shades. 93 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:15,667 - Of gray? 94 00:03:15,700 --> 00:03:19,200 - Of Gucci. - I like it. 95 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:21,667 Is it okay if I take, like, a little kind of break? 96 00:03:21,700 --> 00:03:23,233 - Of course. - Patricia's meeting me here 97 00:03:23,266 --> 00:03:24,633 to shop for shoes for the party. 98 00:03:24,667 --> 00:03:26,367 Hi. 99 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:28,166 - Hey, ladies. - Hello. How are you doing? 100 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:29,533 - How are you? - Good to see you. 101 00:03:29,567 --> 00:03:31,000 - Glad to see you. 102 00:03:31,033 --> 00:03:32,567 - Let me know if you guys need anything. 103 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:34,000 - Thanks, girl. 104 00:03:34,033 --> 00:03:36,266 - So, what kind of shoes are we looking for? 105 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:38,667 - My dress I think I'm gonna wear is black. 106 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:40,100 - Ooh, I love them. 107 00:03:40,133 --> 00:03:42,233 - I got these the other day and I thought of you. 108 00:03:42,266 --> 00:03:43,667 I was like, "I feel like Patricia would like these." 109 00:03:43,700 --> 00:03:45,200 You may or may not, though. 110 00:03:45,233 --> 00:03:46,600 - No, no, I do. I do, I do. - So cute. I love them. 111 00:03:46,633 --> 00:03:48,400 - Need me to get something for you, Kathryn? 112 00:03:48,433 --> 00:03:49,633 - Do you think I could try these guys on? 113 00:03:49,667 --> 00:03:51,533 - Oh, definitely. - Thank you. 114 00:03:51,567 --> 00:03:53,367 - Let's sit down. 115 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,734 So tell me, you have a new beau? 116 00:03:55,767 --> 00:03:58,200 Is he gonna come to the party, do you think? 117 00:03:58,233 --> 00:04:00,200 - Yeah. Madison, Austen, me, 118 00:04:00,233 --> 00:04:01,767 and Hunter, we're all gonna go together. 119 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,300 - I think that's great. - Right? 120 00:04:03,333 --> 00:04:05,633 And I think Madison, she's cool, and, I mean, 121 00:04:05,667 --> 00:04:07,467 I don't agree with everything, but hey. 122 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:09,667 - She never, ever meant to hurt Danni... 123 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:12,200 - Right. - But I think Shep 124 00:04:12,233 --> 00:04:14,400 pushed her too far, and I think he was surprised 125 00:04:14,433 --> 00:04:17,033 when she stood up for herself. 126 00:04:17,066 --> 00:04:22,000 - It feels like Shep has a very intense anger towards Madison 127 00:04:22,033 --> 00:04:23,700 outside of just her and Austen. 128 00:04:23,734 --> 00:04:28,567 - Years ago, Madison told me that Shep said, 129 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:32,600 "When you get divorced, I want to be the first one you call." 130 00:04:32,633 --> 00:04:34,700 - Typical, I-I don't know how I didn't put that together. 131 00:04:34,734 --> 00:04:36,400 - So I don't know whether 132 00:04:36,433 --> 00:04:38,767 he just resents the fact that she's with Austen or... 133 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,767 - Oh, my gosh. 134 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,734 Well, my feet are killing me in these. 135 00:04:43,767 --> 00:04:45,600 - You could kick somebody in the ass, and... 136 00:04:45,633 --> 00:04:48,400 - If I needed to, yeah. - If you needed to. 137 00:04:48,433 --> 00:04:50,333 - "Ashley, let's talk." No. 138 00:04:50,367 --> 00:04:51,467 - "Whoops!" 139 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:52,734 - I should have worn these to the fox hunt. 140 00:04:52,767 --> 00:04:55,066 - Now, wait a minute. She showed up, right? 141 00:04:55,100 --> 00:04:56,233 - She was there. 142 00:04:56,266 --> 00:04:58,433 - Got both. - Perfect. 143 00:04:58,467 --> 00:04:59,633 Thank you so much. - What'd she say? 144 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:01,600 I'm dying to know. Ooh, I like those. 145 00:05:01,633 --> 00:05:03,400 - This is fun. - Who makes these? 146 00:05:03,433 --> 00:05:04,734 - Jimmy Choo. - Oh! 147 00:05:04,767 --> 00:05:06,000 Well, you can't beat Jimmy Choo. 148 00:05:06,033 --> 00:05:08,033 - It was weird. I don't know. 149 00:05:08,066 --> 00:05:10,333 She came up to me and started to talk about 150 00:05:10,367 --> 00:05:14,233 how she was so sorry for everything she said. 151 00:05:14,266 --> 00:05:16,633 It was not her place. She respects me. 152 00:05:16,667 --> 00:05:19,000 She wants things to be good between us. 153 00:05:19,033 --> 00:05:20,467 - Mm. 154 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:21,767 - Yeah, these look good. 155 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,734 - I like them. These aren't bad, though. 156 00:05:24,767 --> 00:05:26,767 - They're cute shoes. 157 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,600 - They're a lot more comfortable than the others. 158 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:30,700 Hmm. 159 00:05:30,734 --> 00:05:32,300 - Those are great looking. 160 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:33,300 - I think I'm gonna get these. - Okay. 161 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,600 - Thank you so much. 162 00:05:34,633 --> 00:05:37,266 - Well, I gotta tell you something. 163 00:05:37,300 --> 00:05:38,734 After you all talked, 164 00:05:38,767 --> 00:05:42,667 Shep overheard her saying to her friends, 165 00:05:42,700 --> 00:05:46,000 "Kathryn will never get custody of the children." 166 00:05:46,033 --> 00:05:50,033 ♪ ♪ 167 00:05:50,066 --> 00:05:53,333 - Oh, my God. Oh, that makes me sick. 168 00:05:53,367 --> 00:05:56,500 - That's why I'm not buying the new Ashley 169 00:05:56,533 --> 00:05:58,633 who wants to be pals with everybody. 170 00:05:58,667 --> 00:06:00,266 I'm not buying it. 171 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:01,533 - Oh, I don't buy it for a second. 172 00:06:01,567 --> 00:06:03,500 - I think she's vindictive. 173 00:06:03,533 --> 00:06:05,467 She'll do anything to get back at me, 174 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:07,400 'cause I have given her 175 00:06:07,433 --> 00:06:11,467 a really rough time on social media. 176 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:14,367 I turned against Ashley when she started 177 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:17,500 cyber-bullying me on social media, 178 00:06:17,533 --> 00:06:19,633 saying things that weren't true, 179 00:06:19,667 --> 00:06:24,367 defaming me, and I'm not a shrinking violet. 180 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:29,500 She's ill-equipped to get into that kind of warfare with me. 181 00:06:29,533 --> 00:06:32,567 She's ballsy. She's shameless. The fact she-- 182 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:33,567 - "Shameless" is right. 183 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:35,033 ♪ ♪ 184 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:42,400 ♪ ♪ 185 00:06:42,433 --> 00:06:44,533 [knocking on door] 186 00:06:44,567 --> 00:06:46,700 - Just come in. 187 00:06:46,734 --> 00:06:48,133 - Hello. - Hey, babe. 188 00:06:48,166 --> 00:06:49,667 - Hi. - You're wearing a fanny pack? 189 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:50,734 - I got you a... - I love that. 190 00:06:50,767 --> 00:06:52,066 - Yeah, I'm wearing a fanny pack. 191 00:06:52,100 --> 00:06:53,500 - Hey, babe. 192 00:06:53,533 --> 00:06:56,367 - Mm, kiss. Ooh. It looks cozy in here. 193 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:57,667 - I know. Yeah? 194 00:06:57,700 --> 00:06:59,533 - What, you've been here for, like, two years or so? 195 00:06:59,567 --> 00:07:00,567 - I have, actually. 196 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,100 This is the longest that I've been 197 00:07:02,133 --> 00:07:03,500 at a place in Charleston, so... 198 00:07:03,533 --> 00:07:04,600 - Cheers. - Cheers. 199 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:06,033 - Coffee cheers. Well, what's... 200 00:07:06,066 --> 00:07:07,333 - Is it a chai tea latte? 201 00:07:07,367 --> 00:07:08,767 - Yeah. - Thank you. 202 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,066 - Well, what's new, Aust? - I'm good. 203 00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:12,467 I wish that we would have gotten, you know, 204 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:14,033 a chance to talk at the fox hunt. 205 00:07:14,066 --> 00:07:17,133 - I know. I saw you chatting with Shep. 206 00:07:17,166 --> 00:07:20,734 - Madison and I decided to hit, you know, the reset button. 207 00:07:20,767 --> 00:07:22,567 I just hope that something like this 208 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:25,100 doesn't just drive a spike in our relationship, 209 00:07:25,133 --> 00:07:26,333 'cause that would be so silly. 210 00:07:26,367 --> 00:07:27,400 - Bro. I'm out. 211 00:07:27,433 --> 00:07:28,567 Like, and that's the worst thing I can do 212 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:29,700 is, like, check out. 213 00:07:29,734 --> 00:07:30,767 - I-- 214 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,667 ♪ ♪ 215 00:07:32,700 --> 00:07:35,100 Maybe a little, like, hiatus will be good. 216 00:07:35,133 --> 00:07:37,367 - Yeah. Well, you'll see him at the-- 217 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:40,367 - Yeah, I will. Are you going? - I'm going. Yeah. 218 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:43,433 - With--with Shep? - No. No. 219 00:07:43,467 --> 00:07:45,066 - No? - Mm-mm. 220 00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:46,467 - Who's Shep taking? 221 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:52,767 ♪ ♪ 222 00:07:56,567 --> 00:07:57,533 - Miss Chelsea. - Hello... 223 00:07:57,567 --> 00:08:00,533 - Shepard. - Good to see you. 224 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:02,467 Who are you taking to this... 225 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:04,734 - Nobody? - Nobody? 226 00:08:04,767 --> 00:08:06,400 - So are you wearing, like, a tux? 227 00:08:06,433 --> 00:08:07,467 - I thought it was cocktail time. 228 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:09,066 I'm not gonna wear a frickin' tuxedo. 229 00:08:09,100 --> 00:08:10,633 - Oh, well, maybe it's not. I don't know. 230 00:08:10,667 --> 00:08:12,667 - My date is named Chelsea. 231 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:14,367 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 232 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:17,066 By the way, she's the girl that was on the couch 233 00:08:17,100 --> 00:08:20,567 when Madison barged into Austen's... 234 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:21,667 [laughs] 235 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:27,633 - Oh, my God. 236 00:08:32,233 --> 00:08:34,467 - I'm trying to get Craig to take the other girl 237 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:35,567 that was in the bedroom. 238 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:38,033 She's gonna be in town too. 239 00:08:38,066 --> 00:08:42,000 - Okay. Well, how are you and Austen right now? 240 00:08:42,033 --> 00:08:44,433 - I was like, "Look, man, I'm just taking a step back. 241 00:08:44,467 --> 00:08:45,700 I don't want to be around you or her." 242 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:48,066 - How did he take that? 243 00:08:48,100 --> 00:08:50,066 'Cause he gets all sensitive with that sort of thing. 244 00:08:50,100 --> 00:08:51,066 - I don't care. 245 00:08:51,100 --> 00:08:52,567 - Shep feels like he's been 246 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,767 fighting so hard to prove to people 247 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:58,166 that Madison's this horrible person and bad for Austen, 248 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:00,100 and then, at the end of the day, 249 00:09:00,133 --> 00:09:01,567 Austen and Madison are together, 250 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:04,767 so I feel like he feels like he lost this battle. 251 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:08,033 Why he cares so much, I don't know. 252 00:09:08,066 --> 00:09:09,633 Have you ever been with Madison? 253 00:09:09,667 --> 00:09:12,767 - No. - Have you ever tried? 254 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,433 - I mean, I have a vague memory 255 00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:18,200 of talking to her and thinking maybe I could bang her. 256 00:09:18,233 --> 00:09:21,600 - Yeah, my baby was in softball in 1992, and he... 257 00:09:21,633 --> 00:09:22,700 - She did pageants as a baby. 258 00:09:22,734 --> 00:09:24,433 - Yeah. - Is that your redneck voice? 259 00:09:24,467 --> 00:09:25,633 I love it. - Yeah! 260 00:09:25,667 --> 00:09:28,133 - Did you do pageants? - Where'd you grow up? 261 00:09:28,166 --> 00:09:29,467 - We were cheerleaders too. - Where did you all-- 262 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:31,667 oh, I love cheerleaders. 263 00:09:31,700 --> 00:09:34,166 - What? 264 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:37,767 - But it didn't work out, and I'm so glad, I guess. 265 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,533 She wouldn't last one second in my world. 266 00:09:39,567 --> 00:09:40,700 - Oh, my God. 267 00:09:40,734 --> 00:09:43,033 - She would never taste Mom's meatloaf. 268 00:09:43,066 --> 00:09:46,100 ♪ ♪ 269 00:09:46,133 --> 00:09:47,567 - Do I know her? - Yeah. 270 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:49,000 - Yes. 271 00:09:49,033 --> 00:09:51,500 And how do I know her? 272 00:09:51,533 --> 00:09:53,233 - Because she was here. 273 00:09:53,266 --> 00:09:54,567 Chelsea. 274 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:57,500 - Oh, my God. See what I mean? 275 00:09:57,533 --> 00:10:01,166 He has no shame-- like, none. 276 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:04,300 - He must have a relationship or something with her 277 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:05,600 if he's bringing her. 278 00:10:05,633 --> 00:10:08,166 - It's called "booty call." - Okay. 279 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,600 Okay. 280 00:10:09,633 --> 00:10:12,767 - I just hope that Madison doesn't get fired up. 281 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,166 - Are you gonna tell her? - I have to. 282 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:17,000 ♪ ♪ 283 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:20,700 Shep claims that Madison is a vindictive, you know, 284 00:10:20,734 --> 00:10:23,300 revenge-driven person, 285 00:10:23,333 --> 00:10:26,600 and that is exactly what Shep is doing right now. 286 00:10:26,633 --> 00:10:31,300 This whole thing stinks like sh--, is what it is. 287 00:10:31,333 --> 00:10:33,734 - Coming up... - My biggest regret 288 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:35,266 was listening to Patricia. 289 00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:36,734 - Okay. 290 00:10:36,767 --> 00:10:38,200 Ashley, you're looking a little crazy. 291 00:10:38,233 --> 00:10:40,767 - Karma's a bitch, and she's going down. 292 00:10:48,033 --> 00:10:49,500 ♪ ♪ 293 00:10:54,367 --> 00:10:57,734 - Mom? Hey, Ma. - Brought your paint. 294 00:10:57,767 --> 00:11:00,066 - Hi. Thanks for coming over. 295 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:02,600 - Yeah. How are you? - Okay. Good. Good, good, good. 296 00:11:02,633 --> 00:11:05,600 - Okay. I cleaned these out. I'm gonna move all this stuff. 297 00:11:05,633 --> 00:11:07,033 - Yeah. - Did you shake it up before? 298 00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:09,700 - Yeah. A little bit. - Okay. Ooh. 299 00:11:09,734 --> 00:11:11,600 - Yeah. - It's finally gonna be done. 300 00:11:11,633 --> 00:11:13,600 My bathroom hasn't been done, and it's been over a year. 301 00:11:13,633 --> 00:11:15,400 - I know. It's been through something. 302 00:11:15,433 --> 00:11:17,667 ♪ ♪ 303 00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:19,667 So how's work? - It's really good. 304 00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:22,033 - Because when I call you and I want to go by your office, 305 00:11:22,066 --> 00:11:23,233 you say you're too busy. 306 00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:25,767 [phone chiming] 307 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,667 - It's my mom. She calls me too much. 308 00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:33,000 Well, you always call at literally the worst time. 309 00:11:33,033 --> 00:11:35,133 - Yeah? Well, I don't know how it is. 310 00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:37,033 I work a lot with your dad, so... 311 00:11:37,066 --> 00:11:38,333 - I could never work with Dad. - I know. 312 00:11:38,367 --> 00:11:40,033 He could never work with you. 313 00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:41,166 - [laughs] 314 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,000 What, 'cause we're both pains in the ass? 315 00:11:43,033 --> 00:11:46,667 - No, 'cause you're so opiniate--opiniated. 316 00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:48,133 - [laughs] - No. 317 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,767 What is it? "Opiniotated"? 318 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,200 No? Even worse? 319 00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:54,700 - "Opinionated"? - Opinionated. Okay. 320 00:11:54,734 --> 00:11:57,734 - Why am I like this, then, if you're so sweet? 321 00:11:57,767 --> 00:12:02,233 - Because I did raise you to be, like, a--women power. 322 00:12:02,266 --> 00:12:04,633 - Poor Metul. - Oh, yeah. 323 00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:06,033 Well, he can handle it. 324 00:12:06,066 --> 00:12:07,166 - Yeah, he can. 325 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,066 - Your dad and I are so happy for you. 326 00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:10,700 - What does Dad say? - Your dad and I, 327 00:12:10,734 --> 00:12:13,233 we've always known that you would never settle 328 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:18,300 for somebody typical or in the rail track, you know? 329 00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:19,367 So-- 330 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,033 - I don't know what you're talking about. 331 00:12:21,066 --> 00:12:22,333 - Well, I'm saying-- - On the rail track? 332 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:25,767 - Well, somebody who doesn't have a mind of his own, 333 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:29,200 and I have to say that when we met Metul, 334 00:12:29,233 --> 00:12:31,300 we thought, "Hmm, that might be it." 335 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,367 ♪ ♪ 336 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,667 Of course, it's your life, you do when you want, 337 00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:37,367 but I'm just telling you that... 338 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:39,734 - That you're ready? - To be a grandmother. 339 00:12:39,767 --> 00:12:41,233 I'm ready. 340 00:12:41,266 --> 00:12:42,333 I mean, if you ever get married, of course. 341 00:12:42,367 --> 00:12:43,333 That's a big "if," but... 342 00:12:43,367 --> 00:12:44,433 - Yeah, be cool. - We don't know. 343 00:12:44,467 --> 00:12:47,033 - Be cool. - Be cool, be cool. 344 00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:49,100 Will we have a coffee or something? Tea? 345 00:12:49,133 --> 00:12:50,400 - Okay, do you want to go make tea? 346 00:12:50,433 --> 00:12:51,767 - Yes. 347 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,467 - Right now, do I know that I want to marry him? 348 00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:54,700 Yes. 349 00:12:54,734 --> 00:12:57,066 Does that mean we have to be married tomorrow? 350 00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:59,000 No. 351 00:12:59,033 --> 00:13:00,367 - That would be great. - Passion fruit mango? 352 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,166 - Yes. - It can be the next day. 353 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:05,066 Look, I still have your tea set from your... 354 00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,734 - Wow. - Wedding. 355 00:13:06,767 --> 00:13:08,166 How old were you when you met Dad? 356 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:11,734 - 25, and when I met your dad, I had another guy 357 00:13:11,767 --> 00:13:14,400 that was trying to date me. - Ooh! 358 00:13:14,433 --> 00:13:16,000 - And he was-- - Mom! 359 00:13:16,033 --> 00:13:19,767 - Yes, well, I was 25. I looked pretty good. 360 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,133 And this other guy was very handsome, 361 00:13:23,166 --> 00:13:27,033 and your dad, he was just, like, a real chubby man, 362 00:13:27,066 --> 00:13:30,266 but his brain was tickling mine, 363 00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:33,300 so if he doesn't look good, it doesn't matter. 364 00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:36,233 Well, in your instance, Metul obviously looks good, 365 00:13:36,266 --> 00:13:38,300 but you know what I'm saying? 366 00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:39,734 Are you proud of this guy? 367 00:13:39,767 --> 00:13:42,200 - Mm-hmm. - Do you admire him? 368 00:13:42,233 --> 00:13:43,467 Do you trust him? 369 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:46,433 If the answer is "yes," then you're good. 370 00:13:46,467 --> 00:13:48,200 - Obviously, I wouldn't be dating Metul 371 00:13:48,233 --> 00:13:50,467 if I didn't see it going further, you know? 372 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:54,266 I just feel like I've found a really good partner in him. 373 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:57,000 - And that's all that matters. 374 00:13:57,033 --> 00:14:04,033 ♪ ♪ 375 00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:11,333 - Hello! I need some weave help. 376 00:14:11,367 --> 00:14:15,200 - All right. Come on over. - Oh, my weave looks good. 377 00:14:15,233 --> 00:14:16,767 Thank you for getting new ones. 378 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,233 My other ones have seen better days. 379 00:14:19,266 --> 00:14:20,400 - Hi. - Hi! 380 00:14:20,433 --> 00:14:22,266 - How are you? 381 00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:24,333 I'm gonna blow-dry you, and then we'll start applying. 382 00:14:24,367 --> 00:14:26,233 And then we'll just kind of shape it if we need to. 383 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,300 - Okay. Okay. - Okay. Sweet. 384 00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:35,300 ♪ ♪ 385 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,300 - Hi! - Hello. You look cute today. 386 00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:38,433 - You look so good. 387 00:14:38,467 --> 00:14:39,533 - You have so much hair, it's like a wig. 388 00:14:39,567 --> 00:14:41,500 - You inspired me to go blonder. 389 00:14:41,533 --> 00:14:43,233 - Yeah, what are you doing to your hair? 390 00:14:43,266 --> 00:14:46,033 - I might just do one of these. - One extension? 391 00:14:46,066 --> 00:14:47,100 - I would be good this blonde. 392 00:14:47,133 --> 00:14:48,333 - I like you medium-toned. 393 00:14:48,367 --> 00:14:50,300 - You look so pretty. 394 00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:53,133 Do you have some fun plans coming up or something? 395 00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:57,133 - Well, Miss Pat is throwing 396 00:14:57,166 --> 00:14:59,433 a cocktail party. 397 00:14:59,467 --> 00:15:00,500 - Really? 398 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,300 - Yes. - Huh. 399 00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:05,433 - So anyway, I haven't seen you since the fox hunt. 400 00:15:05,467 --> 00:15:07,500 - I'm so glad I took your advice, actually. 401 00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:09,467 - And it went really well. - Yes. 402 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:12,467 My biggest regret was listening to Patricia. 403 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:15,467 - Glad to see you. - Oh, my gosh. 404 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,200 Can we do ring shopping too? 405 00:15:17,233 --> 00:15:19,000 - Absolutely. I'm good at that. 406 00:15:19,033 --> 00:15:21,000 - I think that's maybe what I want to do next. 407 00:15:21,033 --> 00:15:23,767 And siding with her and not Kathryn, 408 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,133 and I hate Patricia for doing that. 409 00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:30,066 - "Hate" is a strong word. - She's a piece of sh--. 410 00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:32,166 ♪ ♪ 411 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,166 I am so regretful 412 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:36,166 that I ever believed that bitch. 413 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:38,200 I probably wouldn't have said what I said to Kathryn 414 00:15:38,233 --> 00:15:41,066 had she steered me in the right direction. 415 00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:44,500 No way was she gonna do that. I was doing her dirty work. 416 00:15:44,533 --> 00:15:45,500 - You had done-- 417 00:15:45,533 --> 00:15:47,400 - She was stirring the pot, Eliza. 418 00:15:47,433 --> 00:15:50,066 And then one morning, she just woke up and said, 419 00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:54,033 "Hey! I think I'm gonna start liking Kathryn today." 420 00:15:54,066 --> 00:15:55,433 - Nobody else has issues with Miss Patricia 421 00:15:55,467 --> 00:15:56,467 except for you, so, yeah. 422 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,000 - Well, of course they don't, 423 00:15:58,033 --> 00:15:59,100 because they see what happens 424 00:15:59,133 --> 00:16:00,367 if you go against her, as I did. 425 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,567 - Well... 426 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,233 - Why am I the only person that sees this? 427 00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:04,367 - Oh, my God. 428 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,433 - That bitch called me a gold-digger. 429 00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:08,233 - And I asked her one time, I said, you know, 430 00:16:08,266 --> 00:16:11,333 "What do you see in me? Why do you love me so much?" 431 00:16:11,367 --> 00:16:14,400 She said, "Well, you're a good provider." 432 00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:18,633 - Which translates into, "You've got money." 433 00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:23,266 The word that comes to mind is "gold-digger." 434 00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:24,600 - I will never forgive her for that. 435 00:16:24,633 --> 00:16:26,233 - As I told you, everyone deserves forgiveness. 436 00:16:26,266 --> 00:16:27,433 - But--but I just-- 437 00:16:27,467 --> 00:16:29,500 - I'm gonna read you some Bible quotes. 438 00:16:29,533 --> 00:16:32,000 - This person's a horrible person. 439 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,166 - Okay, well, anyway... 440 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,266 - I'm so angry what she did to me. 441 00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:37,133 I'm just hurt by her. 442 00:16:39,133 --> 00:16:40,500 - Ashley, you're looking a little crazy. 443 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:41,633 - You know what? 444 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:45,033 Karma's a bitch, and she's going down. 445 00:16:45,066 --> 00:16:47,133 ♪ ♪ 446 00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:49,166 - I need to go read my Bible app. 447 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,500 - Coming up... 448 00:16:50,533 --> 00:16:52,533 - That's just weird you're going with Austen. 449 00:16:52,567 --> 00:16:54,533 - I wasn't trying to make you mad at all. 450 00:16:54,567 --> 00:16:57,200 - I just love how he thinks he's buddy-buddies with you, 451 00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:58,433 and you allow it. 452 00:17:03,533 --> 00:17:05,166 ♪ ♪ 453 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:12,300 [phone line ringing] 454 00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:13,367 - Hey. - What's up? 455 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,300 - Oh, man. 456 00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:19,467 - Well, I don't want to keep you too long. 457 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,433 I just want to tell you that-- 458 00:17:22,467 --> 00:17:25,333 so I just had a chat with Bailey. 459 00:17:25,367 --> 00:17:27,600 She came over here. We just caught up. 460 00:17:27,633 --> 00:17:29,367 - And we talked about the ball, 461 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,400 and I assumed that she was gonna go with Shep, 462 00:17:31,433 --> 00:17:35,300 but she was like, "Uh, no," and, you know, come-- 463 00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:36,567 - Come to find out 464 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,467 he's bringing Chelsea Scott. 465 00:17:43,767 --> 00:17:45,567 - I don't know, and-- 466 00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:50,200 - I, like, haven't even been able to process it. 467 00:17:54,367 --> 00:17:56,100 - What the hell am I-- 468 00:18:03,567 --> 00:18:06,500 - That's the whole thing. 469 00:18:06,533 --> 00:18:08,500 - All he's trying to do is get a rise from me, 470 00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:09,700 and I promise you, 471 00:18:09,734 --> 00:18:11,500 I am not gonna give him the satisfaction. 472 00:18:11,533 --> 00:18:13,767 I'm not gonna run and hide. I'll tell you that. 473 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,233 - Yeah. - Okay. Well, look. 474 00:18:16,266 --> 00:18:19,166 I just wanted to tell you, so get your mind right. 475 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:23,467 We should probably temper our drinking tomorrow. 476 00:18:26,367 --> 00:18:28,533 - Okay, well... 477 00:18:32,767 --> 00:18:39,533 ♪ ♪ 478 00:18:48,266 --> 00:18:49,533 - Should I put down the red carpet? 479 00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:52,533 - Yeah, would you? [laughs] 480 00:18:52,567 --> 00:18:57,633 ♪ ♪ 481 00:18:57,667 --> 00:18:59,500 Yoo-hoo! - Hello! 482 00:18:59,533 --> 00:19:02,600 Miss Patricia! So great to see you. 483 00:19:02,633 --> 00:19:04,233 - You're working hard, I can tell. 484 00:19:04,266 --> 00:19:05,333 - We are. 485 00:19:05,367 --> 00:19:08,400 This table with the stag ice sculpture 486 00:19:08,433 --> 00:19:10,600 is actually where we'll have the peeled cold shrimp. 487 00:19:10,633 --> 00:19:13,233 - Oh, that'll be great. - Love that. 488 00:19:13,266 --> 00:19:14,467 - The theme of this year's party 489 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,400 is called the Stag's Ball. 490 00:19:16,433 --> 00:19:18,266 Oh, this looks great. 491 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:20,333 - Here we'll be serving shrimp and grits 492 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:22,433 along with a braised short rib. 493 00:19:22,467 --> 00:19:23,734 - Fabulous. 494 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,433 A stag ball, traditionally, you just have singles. 495 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,667 They get together to meet one another. 496 00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:32,200 - Check out our gold flatware. 497 00:19:32,233 --> 00:19:33,700 - It's a very European kind of thing. 498 00:19:33,734 --> 00:19:36,266 I love the gold flatware, but it looks 499 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,700 like a butter churner kind of thing. 500 00:19:39,734 --> 00:19:41,233 - It's a little rustic, so yes, 501 00:19:41,266 --> 00:19:42,767 I will upgrade this to a silver tray. 502 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,567 - Perfect. 503 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,767 You can really make a stag party what you want. 504 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,767 I don't like them like that. 505 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,500 But even if it's a casual event, 506 00:19:51,533 --> 00:19:53,667 I'm not about to lower my standards. 507 00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:58,533 All right, I gotta go home, get a facelift, liposuction. 508 00:19:58,567 --> 00:20:00,233 [laughter] 509 00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:06,734 ♪ ♪ 510 00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:19,600 - Honey, I'm home. - Hola. 511 00:20:19,633 --> 00:20:21,533 - Hola. - What's up? 512 00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:24,500 - You've already showered? - I've just got out. 513 00:20:24,533 --> 00:20:25,633 - Last time I was here, 514 00:20:25,667 --> 00:20:27,433 you didn't have any of your furniture in. 515 00:20:27,467 --> 00:20:29,333 This is very Kathryn. 516 00:20:29,367 --> 00:20:32,266 Look! The best art ever. 517 00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:33,300 - Kensie's like... 518 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,033 - I can't wait till Palmer can do that. 519 00:20:35,066 --> 00:20:36,333 - She loves rainbows. 520 00:20:36,367 --> 00:20:38,300 Like, that is what she basically paints every day, 521 00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:39,300 rainbows and hearts. 522 00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:40,533 - Aww! 523 00:20:40,567 --> 00:20:42,600 ♪ ♪ 524 00:20:42,633 --> 00:20:44,266 - Hello! - Hey. 525 00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:46,266 - Hi. - How are you? 526 00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:48,266 - I'm good. - Good to see you. 527 00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:49,400 Is this, like, a vintage kimono? 528 00:20:49,433 --> 00:20:50,400 I bet it is. 529 00:20:50,433 --> 00:20:51,533 - It is. - How did I know? 530 00:20:51,567 --> 00:20:52,567 - I don't know if it's to be worn, 531 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:53,567 but I'm wearing it. 532 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,533 - Can I have some of this? 533 00:20:55,567 --> 00:20:56,667 - You can have anything you want, I already ate 534 00:20:56,700 --> 00:20:58,633 all the, like, trash out of this one. 535 00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:00,600 - Ladies. - How are you? 536 00:21:00,633 --> 00:21:02,000 - Hi. - Hello. 537 00:21:02,033 --> 00:21:04,633 - You look beautiful. What are you wearing? 538 00:21:04,667 --> 00:21:06,066 What is everyone wearing? 539 00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:07,467 - I don't know how to describe it. 540 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,500 - Imagine that. 541 00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:09,533 - Hola. 542 00:21:09,567 --> 00:21:10,700 - Hi, Danni. - Hi. 543 00:21:10,734 --> 00:21:12,367 - I'm so glad you guys came over. 544 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:13,367 It feels like a salon. 545 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:14,734 - I love the candy station. 546 00:21:14,767 --> 00:21:15,734 - Can I have a piece of gum, 547 00:21:15,767 --> 00:21:17,400 or is this just for looks? 548 00:21:17,433 --> 00:21:18,533 - You can have whatever you want. 549 00:21:18,567 --> 00:21:20,066 - When's the stylist coming? 550 00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:21,100 - They should be here any minute. 551 00:21:21,133 --> 00:21:22,100 - Hello, darling. - Hello. 552 00:21:22,133 --> 00:21:23,367 - Hey. - Hi! 553 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:24,433 - Wow. - Hey. 554 00:21:24,467 --> 00:21:25,767 - Hello. - Hello. 555 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,333 - The bag lady's here. 556 00:21:27,367 --> 00:21:28,567 - I have to go really quick first, 557 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,133 'cause I have to pick up P. 558 00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:32,467 Who are you going with, Kathryn? 559 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,600 - Hunter. - [gasps] He's coming? 560 00:21:35,633 --> 00:21:38,433 I'm so excited to meet him. - I am too. 561 00:21:38,467 --> 00:21:39,533 - I call him my chicken nugget, 562 00:21:39,567 --> 00:21:41,467 and he calls me his honey mustard. 563 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,367 - Ah! 564 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,500 He's gonna hate me for that, but I can't help it. 565 00:21:46,533 --> 00:21:48,400 - Young love. - It is. 566 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:50,400 I'm saucing. I'm saucing. 567 00:21:50,433 --> 00:21:52,500 - Oh, look! - Look. 568 00:21:52,533 --> 00:21:54,400 - Does he have a Southern accent? 569 00:21:54,433 --> 00:21:57,533 - Um, yes. 570 00:21:57,567 --> 00:22:00,100 - Who gave you that? - Metul. 571 00:22:00,133 --> 00:22:01,400 - Is that a promise ring? - No! 572 00:22:01,433 --> 00:22:04,633 Oh, my God. Next, it's gonna be a diamond. 573 00:22:04,667 --> 00:22:06,400 - Go away. 574 00:22:06,433 --> 00:22:08,400 - Cameran literally was asking me yesterday 575 00:22:08,433 --> 00:22:10,100 how firm Metul's ass was. 576 00:22:10,133 --> 00:22:11,567 - Stop. I'm gonna turn red. 577 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,633 Stop. 578 00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:15,166 - If he comes tonight and if Jason goes, 579 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,033 do you want to just switch? - Yes. 580 00:22:17,066 --> 00:22:18,367 - 'Cause I'm in love with Jason. 581 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,033 - Great. We can trade. 582 00:22:20,066 --> 00:22:22,033 - Nice. 583 00:22:22,066 --> 00:22:25,133 - Y'all, my friend was at this salon yesterday, 584 00:22:25,166 --> 00:22:28,433 and Ashley and Eliza were there together. 585 00:22:28,467 --> 00:22:30,734 She overhead Ashley saying she's coming tonight. 586 00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:33,700 - Together? - I don't know. 587 00:22:33,734 --> 00:22:35,033 - That is so ballsy. 588 00:22:35,066 --> 00:22:36,400 Would you ever show up somewhere-- 589 00:22:36,433 --> 00:22:37,767 - Shameless. 590 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,166 - Y'all, she's gonna climb that gate like, "What up?" 591 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,600 - So Jason's coming? - He says he is. 592 00:22:42,633 --> 00:22:44,467 - And Metul's coming? - Yeah. 593 00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:46,333 - Danni, who are you going with? 594 00:22:46,367 --> 00:22:47,400 - Bailey. I'm bringing Bailey. 595 00:22:47,433 --> 00:22:49,066 - And Hunter's coming? - Yeah. 596 00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:51,667 He and I are gonna go with Madison and Austen. 597 00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:53,133 [record needle scratches] 598 00:22:53,166 --> 00:22:54,433 - Huh? 599 00:22:55,767 --> 00:22:57,767 - Has she apologized to you, Danni? 600 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,066 - Y'all, I don't want to talk about either of them anymore. 601 00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:01,100 Can I just have, like, a day 602 00:23:01,133 --> 00:23:03,133 where I don't have to talk about them? 603 00:23:03,166 --> 00:23:05,000 Or have other people talk about them? 604 00:23:05,033 --> 00:23:06,734 - Well, we're going to see 'em tonight. 605 00:23:06,767 --> 00:23:09,734 - Well, can I have an hour? 606 00:23:09,767 --> 00:23:12,767 - I-I'm just saying, yeah, of course. 607 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:16,000 I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable. 608 00:23:16,033 --> 00:23:18,734 - Well, it's just weird you're going with them. 609 00:23:18,767 --> 00:23:21,567 ♪ ♪ 610 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:25,567 - I didn't mean--I wasn't trying to make you mad at all. 611 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:26,734 - I just love how he thinks, 612 00:23:26,767 --> 00:23:28,767 like, he's buddy-buddies with you, 613 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,400 and you allow it. 614 00:23:32,433 --> 00:23:36,767 ♪ ♪ 615 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,533 The position that Madison and Austen have put me in 616 00:23:39,567 --> 00:23:44,200 was completely unwarranted, unfair, and just mean, 617 00:23:44,233 --> 00:23:46,066 and my best friend 618 00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:48,567 should have recognized that before anybody else. 619 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,667 - Austen came up to me, and he was like, 620 00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:52,633 "We should just go together," and I was like, "Okay." 621 00:23:52,667 --> 00:23:54,500 I just went with it. I don't know. 622 00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:58,133 But now I see-- it's ----ed up. 623 00:23:58,166 --> 00:23:59,633 All right. 624 00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:04,567 I just texted him. 625 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,200 - That's a real friend. 626 00:24:06,233 --> 00:24:07,533 - You didn't have to do that, Kathryn. 627 00:24:07,567 --> 00:24:09,100 - But I wanted to, though. 628 00:24:09,133 --> 00:24:12,567 Y'all are more important to me, you know what I mean? 629 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,667 ♪ ♪ 630 00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:16,100 Well, on a better note, 631 00:24:16,133 --> 00:24:18,233 let's have fun tonight and be normal people. 632 00:24:18,266 --> 00:24:20,734 - Who's Shep bringing? - Someone named Chelsea. 633 00:24:20,767 --> 00:24:22,133 - Another Chelsea? 634 00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:25,567 - That was involved in the threesome video. 635 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:28,633 ♪ ♪ 636 00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:31,600 - Oh, my God, y'all. 637 00:24:31,633 --> 00:24:33,000 - Coming up... 638 00:24:33,033 --> 00:24:34,700 [laughter] 639 00:24:34,734 --> 00:24:36,734 - This is gonna be fun. - [laughs] 640 00:24:42,033 --> 00:24:42,166 ♪ ♪ 641 00:24:44,767 --> 00:24:46,700 - All right, girl. You ready. 642 00:24:46,734 --> 00:24:48,266 - Gave you some big Southern hair, honey. 643 00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:49,633 - Thank you, Lash. 644 00:24:49,667 --> 00:24:55,700 ♪ ♪ 645 00:24:57,533 --> 00:24:59,567 - Help me? - Mm! 646 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:02,166 - Do you like this? - Yeah, I do. 647 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,233 ♪ ♪ 648 00:25:04,266 --> 00:25:05,667 Let's just skip the party. 649 00:25:05,700 --> 00:25:07,100 - Yeah, please. 650 00:25:07,133 --> 00:25:10,066 - I'm glad that I reconfirmed my decision 651 00:25:10,100 --> 00:25:16,767 to go with my heart over my drinking buddy. 652 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,667 - Go ahead, kiss me. Very good. 653 00:25:19,700 --> 00:25:23,200 - I'm finally doing what I want to do. 654 00:25:23,233 --> 00:25:26,200 Okay, hold on. Madison. 655 00:25:29,667 --> 00:25:32,066 Dude, I can't. I-I just can't do that. 656 00:25:32,100 --> 00:25:33,100 Hold on. Here, here. 657 00:25:33,133 --> 00:25:35,300 - There you go. - Thank you. 658 00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:36,300 ♪ ♪ 659 00:25:36,333 --> 00:25:38,033 That's love. 660 00:25:38,066 --> 00:25:44,233 ♪ ♪ 661 00:26:05,367 --> 00:26:07,166 ♪ ♪ 662 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,100 Well, look at this. 663 00:26:10,133 --> 00:26:12,333 [laughs] 664 00:26:12,367 --> 00:26:15,767 Lovely. Don't you look lovely. 665 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,100 - Oh, I love your gold. 666 00:26:17,133 --> 00:26:18,367 - I won't mess up your makeup. 667 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:22,000 ♪ ♪ 668 00:26:22,033 --> 00:26:24,033 - Whoa. 669 00:26:24,066 --> 00:26:25,133 Fancy. 670 00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:32,033 ♪ ♪ 671 00:26:35,266 --> 00:26:38,767 - Miss Patricia, cheers. - Cheers. 672 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,200 Have you met Mr. Kale? 673 00:26:40,233 --> 00:26:41,200 - No, I don't think so. 674 00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:42,600 - Hello. - Hi. 675 00:26:42,633 --> 00:26:44,033 - This is Chelsea Meissner. - Nice to meet you. 676 00:26:44,066 --> 00:26:47,400 - This is Mr. Kale. - Nice to meet you. 677 00:26:47,433 --> 00:26:49,000 - He's security. 678 00:26:49,033 --> 00:26:50,133 - Oh, wow. 679 00:26:50,166 --> 00:26:53,700 - I do not want a replay of last year. 680 00:26:53,734 --> 00:26:54,767 - No. That was awful. 681 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000 - Later, baby mama. Go. 682 00:26:57,033 --> 00:26:58,133 Bye. - Come on. 683 00:26:58,166 --> 00:26:59,700 Hey, that's--come on. - Thomas... 684 00:26:59,734 --> 00:27:02,333 - You're nothing but an egg donor. 685 00:27:02,367 --> 00:27:04,033 - I mean business. 686 00:27:04,066 --> 00:27:05,600 - I believe it. 687 00:27:05,633 --> 00:27:09,233 - Mr. Kale owns a security company-- 688 00:27:09,266 --> 00:27:15,633 international, local, investigative. 689 00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:17,333 Plus, he packs heat. 690 00:27:17,367 --> 00:27:21,166 [laughs] 691 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:24,033 - Ah, this dress is too long. 692 00:27:24,066 --> 00:27:31,000 ♪ ♪ 693 00:27:31,033 --> 00:27:34,700 Stuck in your boot? Where do we go? 694 00:27:34,734 --> 00:27:39,166 Oh, my God. This is extravagant. 695 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:42,166 - You look beautiful. - Hi. How are you? 696 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:43,266 - And my son... 697 00:27:43,300 --> 00:27:45,467 - Mother, how are you? - Hello. Mwah. 698 00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:51,633 ♪ ♪ 699 00:27:53,734 --> 00:27:56,734 - You're awesome. I love it. - Love the outfit. 700 00:27:56,767 --> 00:27:58,300 ♪ ♪ 701 00:27:58,333 --> 00:28:02,033 - Oh, my God, look who's here. - Oh, hello, baby doll. 702 00:28:02,066 --> 00:28:05,000 - You look so pretty. - Hey! You look pretty. Hey. 703 00:28:05,033 --> 00:28:06,100 - Look who made a guest appearance. 704 00:28:06,133 --> 00:28:07,100 - You look beautiful. 705 00:28:07,133 --> 00:28:08,433 - Oh! - I love it. 706 00:28:08,467 --> 00:28:09,667 - It's kind of weird. - Well done, man. 707 00:28:09,700 --> 00:28:13,667 - Jason! I'm so glad you're here. 708 00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:18,333 - No! I heard the rumors. 709 00:28:18,367 --> 00:28:20,000 - How are you? How are you? 710 00:28:20,033 --> 00:28:21,200 - Good. This is Hunter. - I'm Whitney. 711 00:28:21,233 --> 00:28:22,734 - Very nice to meet you. - Hey, Hunter. 712 00:28:22,767 --> 00:28:24,200 I've heard a lot about you. How are you doing? 713 00:28:24,233 --> 00:28:25,667 - Oh, great, man. Good. - You look gorgeous. 714 00:28:25,700 --> 00:28:28,767 - You look amazing. - I feel very exposed. 715 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,300 - You look amazing. - Why? 716 00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:33,133 - Look at that. - Hi. I'm Chelsea. 717 00:28:33,166 --> 00:28:34,233 - Hi. Hunter. Very nice to meet you. 718 00:28:34,266 --> 00:28:35,233 - It's so nice to meet you, Hunter. 719 00:28:35,266 --> 00:28:36,233 - Yeah, no, likewise. 720 00:28:36,266 --> 00:28:38,100 - We've heard about you. - Really? 721 00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:39,233 - Glad you're here. 722 00:28:39,266 --> 00:28:40,667 - So you're a musician? - Yeah. 723 00:28:40,700 --> 00:28:43,433 - What do you play? - Y'all should play together. 724 00:28:43,467 --> 00:28:45,333 - We should jam. - Are you a player? 725 00:28:45,367 --> 00:28:46,734 - Dude, I shred metal. 726 00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:49,734 [playing "Star-Spangled Banner"] 727 00:28:49,767 --> 00:28:53,767 ♪ ♪ 728 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,266 [cheers and applause] 729 00:28:56,300 --> 00:28:58,667 I'm, like, tour hard rock. Do you play guitar? 730 00:28:58,700 --> 00:29:00,166 - Yeah. Yeah. For sure. 731 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,400 - Cool, man. 732 00:29:01,433 --> 00:29:03,033 - Yeah. 733 00:29:03,066 --> 00:29:07,233 ♪ ♪ 734 00:29:07,266 --> 00:29:10,700 - Oh, wow. - Wait, this is her veil. 735 00:29:10,734 --> 00:29:12,333 Should we be stepping on this? - I know. 736 00:29:12,367 --> 00:29:14,033 What if she needs to go to the bathroom? 737 00:29:15,266 --> 00:29:16,433 - Oh, I'm so excited, 738 00:29:16,467 --> 00:29:18,133 actually, to be on this set. 739 00:29:18,166 --> 00:29:21,533 - Oh, look. Loving it. - Oh, she's so pretty. 740 00:29:21,567 --> 00:29:23,700 ♪ ♪ 741 00:29:23,734 --> 00:29:26,000 - Where's Cam? - Hi. 742 00:29:26,033 --> 00:29:27,433 - I'll have a pinot grigio. 743 00:29:27,467 --> 00:29:29,400 ♪ ♪ 744 00:29:29,433 --> 00:29:30,467 - Can you see my butt? 745 00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:32,533 ♪ ♪ 746 00:29:32,567 --> 00:29:35,033 - Mm... yeah, you're good. 747 00:29:35,066 --> 00:29:36,100 You're good. 748 00:29:36,133 --> 00:29:37,033 ♪ ♪ 749 00:29:39,066 --> 00:29:41,400 - Second year. Where'd you do residency? 750 00:29:43,033 --> 00:29:46,066 - Oh, so-- so actually... 751 00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:48,400 - So I interviewed there... 752 00:29:48,433 --> 00:29:50,467 - My cousin was, on his end, taking interviews, 753 00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:54,300 came down to my med school... 754 00:29:54,333 --> 00:29:56,166 - What? 755 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:57,233 - We're making a joke. 756 00:29:57,266 --> 00:29:58,400 - I was saying that you smell good. 757 00:29:58,433 --> 00:30:01,433 - It's not assault if it's welcomed. 758 00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:03,066 Know what I'm saying? 759 00:30:03,100 --> 00:30:04,433 ♪ ♪ 760 00:30:04,467 --> 00:30:06,300 - Oh, wow. What a surprise. 761 00:30:06,333 --> 00:30:08,734 - That looks cool. - How are you? 762 00:30:08,767 --> 00:30:12,433 - Hey! - Hi! You look gorgeous. 763 00:30:12,467 --> 00:30:14,467 - How are you? - Say hi to Miss Pat. 764 00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:17,133 - Hi. Hello. - Hey, how are you? 765 00:30:20,567 --> 00:30:22,200 - Don't. 766 00:30:22,233 --> 00:30:24,367 ♪ ♪ 767 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:25,533 Rebound. 768 00:30:25,567 --> 00:30:29,200 You know what I mean? We got this. 769 00:30:29,233 --> 00:30:31,567 - I'm trying to be positive, 'cause, you know-- 770 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:37,033 but, like... I just feel bad 771 00:30:37,066 --> 00:30:39,066 for anyone who's coming after me. 772 00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:40,533 - I don't think anyone is. 773 00:30:40,567 --> 00:30:42,567 I don't think anyone's dumb enough. 774 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,533 - Well... 775 00:30:45,567 --> 00:30:47,200 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 776 00:30:47,233 --> 00:30:50,133 - Oh, wow. This is interesting. 777 00:30:50,166 --> 00:30:54,300 - Hey. I love you. 778 00:30:54,333 --> 00:30:56,000 - I love you. - Okay. 779 00:30:56,033 --> 00:30:57,000 - Stop. 780 00:30:57,033 --> 00:30:59,000 Oh, am I allowed to step on that? 781 00:30:59,033 --> 00:31:02,200 - I-I think so. Hello. 782 00:31:02,233 --> 00:31:04,200 - Hello. - Okay. 783 00:31:04,233 --> 00:31:06,433 - God, he's a handsome guy. 784 00:31:06,467 --> 00:31:10,200 - You should be a redhead, 'cause you're so foxy. 785 00:31:10,233 --> 00:31:13,567 [laughter] 786 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,500 - This is gonna be fun, you three. 787 00:31:19,567 --> 00:31:20,533 - Coming up... 788 00:31:20,567 --> 00:31:21,633 - Well, all right. 789 00:31:21,667 --> 00:31:23,033 Should we go this way? 790 00:31:23,066 --> 00:31:25,433 Would you like a drink? 791 00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:27,367 ♪ ♪ 792 00:31:35,033 --> 00:31:35,467 - Hey, come on, Metul. 793 00:31:35,467 --> 00:31:36,133 - Hey, come on, Metul. - All right, Jason, come on. 794 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:38,467 - No, but I'm... - No, you're with me. 795 00:31:38,500 --> 00:31:40,100 - Yes. - All right, Jason, come on. 796 00:31:40,133 --> 00:31:41,533 - Metul and I are together. - Jason, we're alone. 797 00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:43,433 - Metul is my man crush. 798 00:31:43,467 --> 00:31:45,133 ♪ ♪ 799 00:31:45,166 --> 00:31:47,066 - Oh, there's Patricia right off the bat. 800 00:31:47,100 --> 00:31:48,200 - Hi. - Oh, my God. 801 00:31:48,233 --> 00:31:49,533 - Hey, guys. - Hey. How are you? 802 00:31:49,567 --> 00:31:51,166 - Hey, darling. - Whit. 803 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,300 - Sorry I'm late. - Yeah? 804 00:31:52,333 --> 00:31:54,033 - Hello. - Austen. 805 00:31:54,066 --> 00:31:55,500 - Hi! 806 00:31:55,533 --> 00:31:57,233 - Whit, how we doing, buddy? 807 00:31:57,266 --> 00:31:58,300 Hey, man, welcome back. 808 00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:00,200 - Hey, man. Hey, you look great, man. 809 00:32:00,233 --> 00:32:02,567 ♪ ♪ 810 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,533 - Oh, my God. Look at this. 811 00:32:04,567 --> 00:32:05,700 - Hello. - Do I step on this? 812 00:32:05,734 --> 00:32:07,266 - You look wonderful. 813 00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:08,600 - 'Cause it seems like part of her dress. 814 00:32:08,633 --> 00:32:10,333 - Which direction do we go? - I know. Is that... 815 00:32:10,367 --> 00:32:12,533 - All right. - Sorry. 816 00:32:12,567 --> 00:32:14,166 - Not polite? - Huh. Huh. 817 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:15,367 - Purple carpet, huh? - I had a little dirt 818 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,433 on my shoe. I had to get it off. 819 00:32:17,467 --> 00:32:24,433 ♪ ♪ 820 00:32:24,467 --> 00:32:26,166 When I told you what I was wearing to this-- 821 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,300 - Yeah, no, this works, it works, 822 00:32:27,333 --> 00:32:28,300 'cause you dressed it down, 823 00:32:28,333 --> 00:32:29,533 you're not doing a tie... 824 00:32:29,567 --> 00:32:31,300 - I dressed it down. Yes. - You did a good job. 825 00:32:31,333 --> 00:32:32,633 - Okay. 826 00:32:32,667 --> 00:32:34,467 - Hey, girl, what up? - You look so hot. 827 00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:36,066 - How are you? - Good. How are you? 828 00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:38,367 - I'm supposed to be working. - Oh. 829 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:39,500 ♪ ♪ 830 00:32:39,533 --> 00:32:42,266 - Oh, wow. - Oh, my God! 831 00:32:42,300 --> 00:32:44,266 I bet she's fun in the sack. 832 00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:47,500 - It's all happening. - Hi! 833 00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:49,233 - Oh, my God. - Girl! 834 00:32:49,266 --> 00:32:50,700 - Loving this dress! 835 00:32:50,734 --> 00:32:53,233 - Little tamale! - Look at this. 836 00:32:53,266 --> 00:32:55,333 - I feel like a Mormon. - Hello. 837 00:32:55,367 --> 00:32:59,433 - Hey, sweetie. - Well, all right. 838 00:32:59,467 --> 00:33:01,533 ♪ ♪ 839 00:33:01,567 --> 00:33:05,266 Would you like a drink? What's up, man? 840 00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:11,200 ♪ ♪ 841 00:33:11,233 --> 00:33:12,600 - I got-- - Stud. 842 00:33:12,633 --> 00:33:15,100 - Apparently, my collar is up. 843 00:33:15,133 --> 00:33:17,533 ♪ ♪ 844 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,500 I already know that Shep is coming with Chelsea, 845 00:33:22,533 --> 00:33:26,200 but to see Craig walking with the other one is just, like, 846 00:33:26,233 --> 00:33:30,166 Craig, you are just such a pawn. 847 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,367 ♪ ♪ 848 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:33,600 Unbelievable. 849 00:33:33,633 --> 00:33:35,500 - Hey. - Hey. 850 00:33:35,533 --> 00:33:38,233 - Hey, baby. - How are you? 851 00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:40,133 - You look handsome. - Yes. 852 00:33:40,166 --> 00:33:41,567 You look very handsome as well. 853 00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:45,600 - Well, thanks. Where's Craig? Craig. 854 00:33:45,633 --> 00:33:48,667 - This is total bullsh--. - Yeah. Well, it's okay. 855 00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:50,633 - Who'd you bring? 856 00:33:50,667 --> 00:33:52,600 - I took a girl named Michelle. 857 00:33:52,633 --> 00:33:54,533 - Oh, God, which one? The blonde right there? 858 00:33:54,567 --> 00:33:55,567 - Yeah. 859 00:33:57,467 --> 00:34:00,734 - [sighs] - I know. 860 00:34:00,767 --> 00:34:02,166 [laughs] 861 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,633 - Hey, hey, Shep. 862 00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:05,533 - I need you on my side, baby, please. 863 00:34:05,567 --> 00:34:08,767 - It's okay. - Okay? You promise? 864 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,166 - Shep. 865 00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:11,767 - Which one did he actually bang? 866 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,367 - I don't know. He says neither. 867 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,467 I feel if they're so secure 868 00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:19,667 and they're willing to move forward in their relationship, 869 00:34:19,700 --> 00:34:21,533 they ought to be able to be in front of them... 870 00:34:21,567 --> 00:34:23,000 - So this is your test... 871 00:34:23,033 --> 00:34:25,500 - Just as much as I would be in front of them. 872 00:34:25,533 --> 00:34:27,567 - Do you think Madison will know and will recognize her? 873 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,667 - I don't give a (BLEEP). 874 00:34:30,700 --> 00:34:35,166 ♪ ♪ 875 00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:37,000 - Teach me how to... 876 00:34:37,033 --> 00:34:40,333 ♪ ♪ 877 00:34:40,367 --> 00:34:41,633 - Can I give Shep your purse, please? 878 00:34:41,667 --> 00:34:44,400 'Cause I've been carrying this thing for days. 879 00:34:44,433 --> 00:34:45,400 - No. No, baby. 880 00:34:45,433 --> 00:34:47,567 ♪ ♪ 881 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:49,333 - Austen, can someone else 882 00:34:49,367 --> 00:34:52,000 be Eliza's pet for the evening, please? 883 00:34:52,033 --> 00:34:54,367 - Hey, babe, your purse looks amazing. 884 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,300 - Thanks. 885 00:34:56,333 --> 00:34:57,734 - Two hours, I mean-- 886 00:34:57,767 --> 00:34:58,767 - That's a Louis V. You better give it up. 887 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,400 - You're so Miami, babe. 888 00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:06,533 ♪ ♪ 889 00:35:06,567 --> 00:35:11,000 - Madison. Oh, okay. 890 00:35:11,033 --> 00:35:13,000 Hunter, man, what do you think about all this? 891 00:35:13,033 --> 00:35:15,700 - This is the sweetest human in the world. 892 00:35:15,734 --> 00:35:19,300 - So how did you meet the lovely Miss Dennis? 893 00:35:19,333 --> 00:35:20,433 - I was one of those concert hoes. 894 00:35:20,467 --> 00:35:22,500 I'm just kidding. 895 00:35:22,533 --> 00:35:23,633 No, we met at a dinner 896 00:35:23,667 --> 00:35:26,633 where we had mutual friends. 897 00:35:26,667 --> 00:35:29,033 - Madison. Madison. - I'm about to lose my sh--. 898 00:35:29,066 --> 00:35:32,333 - Madison. Madison. - I'm not--it's-- 899 00:35:32,367 --> 00:35:35,300 - Who gives a ----ing sh--? - Okay. 900 00:35:35,333 --> 00:35:38,500 - Regardless of what has happened between you and I... 901 00:35:38,533 --> 00:35:40,233 - I never-- like, I swear to God, 902 00:35:40,266 --> 00:35:42,367 I felt like sh-- for what I said. 903 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,233 - I was hurt, I've been hurt, and I literally have still 904 00:35:45,266 --> 00:35:49,734 been, like, stirring, like, how--like, why. 905 00:35:49,767 --> 00:35:51,667 Like, I just don't understand it. 906 00:35:51,700 --> 00:35:53,734 I'm pissed off at ----ing Austen. 907 00:35:53,767 --> 00:35:56,300 - See, I can't blame--like, he told me that in confidence, 908 00:35:56,333 --> 00:35:57,467 and I should have bottled that in 909 00:35:57,500 --> 00:35:59,166 and kept it to myself and-- 910 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,233 - He told you it in confidence, but it never ----ing happened. 911 00:36:02,266 --> 00:36:04,633 - So-- - It's not true. 912 00:36:04,667 --> 00:36:08,266 Like, I'm an authority on my own body--sorry--but 913 00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:12,266 I was, like, caught off--like, "What the (BLEEP)?" Like... 914 00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:14,500 - I seriously--like, you were just caught in the crossfire, 915 00:36:14,533 --> 00:36:17,300 and I hate that it even had to deal with you. 916 00:36:17,333 --> 00:36:19,033 I'm sorry. 917 00:36:19,066 --> 00:36:21,033 - It's okay. Nothing wrong. 918 00:36:21,066 --> 00:36:22,500 ♪ ♪ 919 00:36:22,533 --> 00:36:24,066 - Okay. 920 00:36:24,100 --> 00:36:25,700 - And then... - So then you... 921 00:36:25,734 --> 00:36:26,700 - I sat down... - What's up, man? 922 00:36:26,734 --> 00:36:28,066 - She has... - What's up, man? 923 00:36:28,100 --> 00:36:29,300 Like that blazer. 924 00:36:29,333 --> 00:36:30,767 - Champagne and caviar tastes. - Thanks, dawg. 925 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:31,767 - You're good. - Oh, yeah. 926 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,400 - Hi, baby. - I love it. 927 00:36:33,433 --> 00:36:34,734 - Hi, love. You look lovely. - Thank you. How are you guys? 928 00:36:34,767 --> 00:36:36,500 - Good. - What's up? 929 00:36:36,533 --> 00:36:37,633 - Well... - Yeah. 930 00:36:37,667 --> 00:36:39,300 This is interesting, huh? 931 00:36:39,333 --> 00:36:41,300 - How are you? - Hey, what is up? 932 00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:43,567 - Well, if you guys are solid, then it shouldn't matter. 933 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,533 - What's happening? 934 00:36:46,567 --> 00:36:50,433 - We brought the two girls from Austen's video... 935 00:36:50,467 --> 00:36:51,433 as our dates. 936 00:36:51,467 --> 00:36:54,100 - You did? You dick. 937 00:36:54,133 --> 00:36:55,533 - He doesn't understand-- 938 00:36:55,567 --> 00:36:57,033 - Are y'all having a foursome tonight? 939 00:36:57,066 --> 00:36:58,734 - The error of his ways. - That was cute. 940 00:36:58,767 --> 00:37:00,700 That's a good move. 941 00:37:00,734 --> 00:37:03,433 - I just, like, needed a date, 942 00:37:03,467 --> 00:37:06,400 and Shep said he had his date found. 943 00:37:06,433 --> 00:37:08,000 - Okay. Yeah. 944 00:37:08,033 --> 00:37:09,533 ♪ ♪ 945 00:37:09,567 --> 00:37:14,300 - But this, though, is, like, me trying to not be like, 946 00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:16,567 "(BLEEP) you, Shep. You are a ----ing idiot." 947 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:17,767 - Well... 948 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,000 - That's what he wants, so don't give that. 949 00:37:19,033 --> 00:37:20,567 - You know, Craig... 950 00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:22,133 - But not saying that you aren't happy, but-- 951 00:37:22,166 --> 00:37:23,300 - Craig, all that he wants is to be the king 952 00:37:23,333 --> 00:37:24,333 and for you to be a pawn. 953 00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:25,700 - He plays checkers, actually. 954 00:37:25,734 --> 00:37:27,300 - I've been hanging out with Chelsea 955 00:37:27,333 --> 00:37:28,467 before he ever knew Chelsea, and I-- 956 00:37:28,500 --> 00:37:30,166 - But when you say "hanging out," 957 00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:31,400 like, what do you mean, "hanging out"? 958 00:37:31,433 --> 00:37:32,567 - We, like-- - Like, you're friends. 959 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:33,567 - Hook up. 960 00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:34,767 - Okay, but out of all the girls... 961 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,767 - All the time. Don't you find the humor in it? 962 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,033 - I do, but at the same time, 963 00:37:38,066 --> 00:37:41,567 it's like, Shep, like, come on, like... 964 00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:42,567 - Just because he got drunk 965 00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,433 and decided to invite two girls home 966 00:37:44,467 --> 00:37:45,767 doesn't make me not be able to hang out with these two girls. 967 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,166 - No, I'm just saying, 968 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:48,700 if you value your friendship with Austen, how-- 969 00:37:48,734 --> 00:37:50,033 - No, I don't. 970 00:37:50,066 --> 00:37:51,700 - You don't? - Not right now. 971 00:37:51,734 --> 00:37:54,033 - Why do you care? Like, he is obviously happy. 972 00:37:54,066 --> 00:37:55,600 - This is called a-- - He is here with her. 973 00:37:55,633 --> 00:37:58,433 - Yeah, it's ----ing, wow. 974 00:37:58,467 --> 00:38:01,633 It's one of, like, the biggest romances in history. 975 00:38:01,667 --> 00:38:03,533 Everybody knows it. 976 00:38:03,567 --> 00:38:08,433 ♪ ♪ 977 00:38:08,467 --> 00:38:10,133 - I had never met her until tonight, 978 00:38:10,166 --> 00:38:11,400 because he said, like, 979 00:38:11,433 --> 00:38:12,667 "I've been hooking up with this girl, 980 00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:14,467 or I hooked up with her in the past." 981 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:16,600 - This girl is of zero importance to him, 982 00:38:16,633 --> 00:38:20,100 brings her specifically to slap me in the face. 983 00:38:20,133 --> 00:38:21,467 - And, like... - And you know that, Craig. 984 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:22,633 - He's not bringing her because he likes her-- 985 00:38:22,667 --> 00:38:23,700 - You know that. 986 00:38:23,734 --> 00:38:25,166 - He's bringing her to get at you. 987 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:26,567 - Yes! 988 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:28,767 And then brings the other girl in question 989 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:32,166 for--to be your date? 990 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:35,367 - I kind of am being an asshole, I guess. 991 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:38,166 I mean, I don't really care about taking 992 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:41,400 that big of a swing at, like, Austen and Madison, 993 00:38:41,433 --> 00:38:45,133 and now I feel bad for everyone involved. 994 00:38:45,166 --> 00:38:48,166 - God, what a ----ing dickhead. 995 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,200 - I think he doesn't like seeing other people happy. 996 00:38:50,233 --> 00:38:53,000 ♪ ♪ 997 00:38:53,033 --> 00:38:54,133 - And that's why he and I are in a-- 998 00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:55,633 - Are you jealous because he's in love? 999 00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:58,200 - [laughs] Yeah. Yeah. 1000 00:38:58,233 --> 00:39:01,433 He's a real lucky man, I'll tell you that much. 1001 00:39:01,467 --> 00:39:03,200 - I'm just saying. 1002 00:39:03,233 --> 00:39:05,600 - Yeah. Right. All right. 1003 00:39:05,633 --> 00:39:06,767 ♪ ♪ 1004 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,633 - I mean, just no bullsh--. - Oh. 1005 00:39:09,667 --> 00:39:13,467 If I could only find myself a Madison. 1006 00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:17,400 Are you ----ing nuts? 1007 00:39:17,433 --> 00:39:18,567 - Coming up... 1008 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:20,100 - So we're just gonna get this out there, 1009 00:39:20,133 --> 00:39:22,033 'cause everyone just wants to know the truth. 1010 00:39:22,066 --> 00:39:24,433 - Yes. - Did y'all (BLEEP) him? 1011 00:39:24,467 --> 00:39:26,500 ♪ ♪ 1012 00:39:32,066 --> 00:39:32,200 ♪ ♪ 1013 00:39:36,133 --> 00:39:38,266 - We have gotten two pigs now thinking-- 1014 00:39:38,300 --> 00:39:40,133 they sell them to us and say they're teacup pigs, 1015 00:39:40,166 --> 00:39:45,100 and they turn into actual big pigs. 1016 00:39:45,133 --> 00:39:47,467 - This is so good. 1017 00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:49,100 - I thought you were gonna shave. 1018 00:39:49,133 --> 00:39:52,133 - Mother. - [laughs] 1019 00:39:52,166 --> 00:39:53,667 - Kathryn, we have a question. 1020 00:39:53,700 --> 00:39:55,133 - Okay. 1021 00:39:55,166 --> 00:39:57,033 - I feel like we need to set the record straight 1022 00:39:57,066 --> 00:40:00,166 with these two girls that came with Craig and Shep. 1023 00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,200 - I want to go see if they ----ed him. 1024 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:05,266 - That--yes! - Let's go ask. 1025 00:40:05,300 --> 00:40:07,300 - Y'all having fun, or is this, like, a total disaster? 1026 00:40:07,333 --> 00:40:08,767 - I've missed all of it. Give it 20 minutes. 1027 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,467 - No, it's not. It's over. Just run for the hills. 1028 00:40:11,500 --> 00:40:13,166 - I'm sorry to interrupt. 1029 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,066 Can we talk to you two really quick? 1030 00:40:15,100 --> 00:40:16,767 - Of course. - Hey, let's go out this way. 1031 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,333 Let's talk right here. 1032 00:40:19,367 --> 00:40:21,200 - Now we're gonna turn into pumpkins at midnight. 1033 00:40:21,233 --> 00:40:23,200 - Shep, let's talk. - Okay. 1034 00:40:23,233 --> 00:40:24,266 What's up? - [sighs] 1035 00:40:24,300 --> 00:40:26,066 - Finally. - Okay. 1036 00:40:26,100 --> 00:40:28,600 - Let's talk. - Sure, let's do it. 1037 00:40:28,633 --> 00:40:30,200 - Are we in, like, a-- - This is cute. 1038 00:40:30,233 --> 00:40:31,667 - Sigma Alpha something-something party? 1039 00:40:31,700 --> 00:40:33,066 - This is hot. - You are, like... 1040 00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:34,700 - So we're just gonna get this out there, 1041 00:40:34,734 --> 00:40:36,734 'cause everyone just wants to know the truth. 1042 00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:38,500 - Yes. - I feel like they're using 1043 00:40:38,533 --> 00:40:42,033 y'all to get back at Austen. 1044 00:40:42,066 --> 00:40:43,734 - What, Shep and Craig? 1045 00:40:43,767 --> 00:40:45,633 That's fine. 1046 00:40:45,667 --> 00:40:47,233 - What do you mean that's fine? - Okay. Well, that's--I mean... 1047 00:40:47,266 --> 00:40:49,033 - I mean, that has nothing to do with what we're doing. 1048 00:40:49,066 --> 00:40:51,133 - But it shouldn't be-- - No, it's not a situation. 1049 00:40:51,166 --> 00:40:52,633 We're just here having fun. 1050 00:40:52,667 --> 00:40:53,734 - But we just want to know. 1051 00:40:53,767 --> 00:40:55,300 - Did y'all (BLEEP) him? - No, what's-- 1052 00:40:55,333 --> 00:40:57,667 no, I-I'll explain exactly what happened, okay? 1053 00:40:57,700 --> 00:40:59,233 - No, I'll be honest with you. 1054 00:40:59,266 --> 00:41:02,767 We were all hanging out, and then we passed out. 1055 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:03,767 - But did anything happen? - Excuse me. 1056 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:04,767 Excuse me, that wasn't-- excuse me. 1057 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:05,767 - Sexually? - Wait, yeah. 1058 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,166 - No! - Can we just get to it? 1059 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:08,633 - I sleep on the couch. - I'm already bored. 1060 00:41:08,667 --> 00:41:11,100 - I wake up the next morning and hear 1061 00:41:11,133 --> 00:41:13,266 this crazy bitch screaming outside, okay? 1062 00:41:13,300 --> 00:41:14,266 - I wouldn't-- 1063 00:41:14,300 --> 00:41:15,767 - I wouldn't call her a crazy bitch. 1064 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,767 - I really wouldn't say that. - Maybe not a crazy bitch. 1065 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,033 - I don't want to call her that, because honestly, 1066 00:41:20,066 --> 00:41:22,533 I would probably be a little batsh-- crazy myself. 1067 00:41:22,567 --> 00:41:24,000 - Were you in bed with Austen when she came in? 1068 00:41:24,033 --> 00:41:26,100 - No. We were all hanging out. 1069 00:41:26,133 --> 00:41:27,367 - Didn't he only have underwear on? 1070 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,133 - Yeah. - Not my problem. 1071 00:41:29,166 --> 00:41:31,700 - Wait, but so why did you start filming when she... 1072 00:41:31,734 --> 00:41:33,066 - Because-- okay, let me-- 1073 00:41:33,100 --> 00:41:34,567 - 'Cause this girl was banging on the door 1074 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:36,033 like she was gonna come in swinging bows. 1075 00:41:36,066 --> 00:41:37,333 I'm like, "I need to get a lawyer on it." 1076 00:41:37,367 --> 00:41:38,600 - She'll (BLEEP) somebody up. 1077 00:41:38,633 --> 00:41:40,066 - I literally watched at the window. 1078 00:41:40,100 --> 00:41:41,100 - As a woman, I would never 1079 00:41:41,133 --> 00:41:43,100 give that guy that much attention. 1080 00:41:43,133 --> 00:41:44,367 - All right, so the moral of the story is, 1081 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,133 neither of y'all ----ed Austen. 1082 00:41:46,166 --> 00:41:48,133 - No! 1083 00:41:48,166 --> 00:41:49,700 ♪ ♪ 1084 00:41:49,734 --> 00:41:51,700 - Let's just, you know, just be honest. 1085 00:41:51,734 --> 00:41:53,300 What the (BLEEP) is going on? 1086 00:41:53,333 --> 00:41:56,100 - Well, let's be real honest. - Okay, sure, let's. 1087 00:41:56,133 --> 00:41:58,667 - So, after steamboat, 1088 00:41:58,700 --> 00:42:00,700 someone was like, "Patricia's having a party." 1089 00:42:00,734 --> 00:42:02,400 I was like, "I'm going to invite Chelsea," 1090 00:42:02,433 --> 00:42:04,667 and then she's one of a handful of people I can take. 1091 00:42:04,700 --> 00:42:05,734 - Yes, okay. 1092 00:42:05,767 --> 00:42:07,567 - And I took her because, yes, 1093 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,667 I wanted to be like, "Oh, this is funny." 1094 00:42:09,700 --> 00:42:14,233 - It was a blatant white-glove-off slap in my face 1095 00:42:14,266 --> 00:42:16,133 to try and get a ----ing rise out of me, 1096 00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:17,333 and you know that it was. 1097 00:42:17,367 --> 00:42:20,600 - Yeah. - Dude, how petty. 1098 00:42:20,633 --> 00:42:22,266 And I never thought that I would use that word 1099 00:42:22,300 --> 00:42:23,533 to describe you, ever. 1100 00:42:23,567 --> 00:42:25,166 How ----ing truly petty that you are right now. 1101 00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:26,767 - Yeah, I thought that would only apply to you. 1102 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,066 Is it a little snippy and bad? 1103 00:42:29,100 --> 00:42:31,066 Yeah. It is, but I'm not gonna ----ing die 1104 00:42:31,100 --> 00:42:33,166 on the cross for you, man, right now. 1105 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:34,333 This is absurd. 1106 00:42:34,367 --> 00:42:36,033 - No one's telling you to die on the cross. 1107 00:42:36,066 --> 00:42:37,300 - That's what you want. That's what you want. 1108 00:42:37,333 --> 00:42:39,233 - Why are you so angry about it? 1109 00:42:39,266 --> 00:42:41,166 - Yeah, yeah, dude, I'm trying to destroy you. 1110 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,233 - Why are so angry at me? - I know you are. 1111 00:42:43,266 --> 00:42:45,166 Play the victim, go ahead. Go ahead, go ahead. 1112 00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,367 - You are mad somebody else that's not me, 1113 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,033 and that's disappointing. 1114 00:42:49,066 --> 00:42:50,734 Admit it. - This is crazy. 1115 00:42:50,767 --> 00:42:53,033 ♪ ♪ 1116 00:42:53,066 --> 00:42:55,767 - Craig, can you (BLEEP) off, please? 1117 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000 - Yeah. - Hey, Austen. 1118 00:42:58,033 --> 00:43:00,100 Sometimes, a little revolution 1119 00:43:00,133 --> 00:43:01,400 every now and then is a good thing, 1120 00:43:01,433 --> 00:43:03,200 and I'm not gonna stand in the way 1121 00:43:03,233 --> 00:43:06,066 of some huge love story against all odds, 1122 00:43:06,100 --> 00:43:08,066 and for freak's sake, 1123 00:43:08,100 --> 00:43:09,767 please ride off into the sunset, 1124 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:13,700 and it'll be all 'cause of me that this love affair happened. 1125 00:43:13,734 --> 00:43:15,300 - You know what? I'm done. Do what you want to do. 1126 00:43:15,333 --> 00:43:16,734 - This is disassociation. - Whatever. 1127 00:43:16,767 --> 00:43:19,100 - This is called disassociation. 1128 00:43:19,133 --> 00:43:20,467 - Okay. 1129 00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:23,033 You took the words right out of my mouth. 1130 00:43:23,066 --> 00:43:26,633 This friendship is in total ruins. 1131 00:43:26,667 --> 00:43:28,200 - Does that make sense? - It does. 1132 00:43:28,233 --> 00:43:29,233 - All right. - I got it. 1133 00:43:29,266 --> 00:43:31,400 - Good. Good, good, good. 1134 00:43:31,433 --> 00:43:34,266 - Don't let the door hit you, pal. 1135 00:43:34,300 --> 00:43:37,133 ♪ ♪ 1136 00:43:37,166 --> 00:43:39,066 - All right. All right. 1137 00:43:39,100 --> 00:43:45,166 ♪ ♪ 1138 00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:46,700 - So how did you find him? 1139 00:43:46,734 --> 00:43:49,700 - Through Stacy. - I love it. 1140 00:43:49,734 --> 00:43:51,400 So, like, what's your background? 1141 00:43:51,433 --> 00:43:55,400 Can you, like, karate chop, or, like, do you have a weapon? 1142 00:43:55,433 --> 00:43:57,467 - Just feel this muscle. 1143 00:43:57,500 --> 00:44:00,233 - Oh, yeah. 1144 00:44:00,266 --> 00:44:02,033 - Got you a little aperitif. 1145 00:44:03,700 --> 00:44:05,066 - Cheers, baby. 1146 00:44:05,100 --> 00:44:07,500 If she does come, I will give her major credit. 1147 00:44:07,533 --> 00:44:10,066 - It'd show real audacity and balls too. 1148 00:44:10,100 --> 00:44:11,233 - Major, I mean... 1149 00:44:11,266 --> 00:44:12,433 - Walking into this viper's pit. 1150 00:44:12,467 --> 00:44:15,667 - I mean, I would never have the nerve. 1151 00:44:17,166 --> 00:44:18,400 - Hey. - What's up? 1152 00:44:18,433 --> 00:44:21,767 - What are you doing? - Kind of hiding. 1153 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,433 ♪ ♪ 1154 00:44:23,467 --> 00:44:25,200 - What's up? - Nothing. 1155 00:44:25,233 --> 00:44:28,166 - Are you having fun? - I didn't know--kind of. 1156 00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,066 I didn't know this was all a ploy for your, like, 1157 00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:32,000 inferiority complex to, like, get back at Austen. 1158 00:44:32,033 --> 00:44:34,033 - Inferiority? No! 1159 00:44:34,066 --> 00:44:35,300 I mean, you knew exactly who was coming. 1160 00:44:35,333 --> 00:44:37,000 - Yeah, but I didn't know we were gonna brag 1161 00:44:37,033 --> 00:44:39,400 about it all week and tell everyone, 1162 00:44:39,433 --> 00:44:42,000 'cause then it makes it look like we're doing it for, like, 1163 00:44:42,033 --> 00:44:43,433 instead of us actually liking the girls, 1164 00:44:43,467 --> 00:44:45,433 it makes it look like we're doing it for a point. 1165 00:44:45,467 --> 00:44:47,133 It's like, you didn't do it 'cause you like this girl. 1166 00:44:47,166 --> 00:44:51,400 You did it to jab at Austen. 1167 00:44:51,433 --> 00:44:52,500 - Wait. Talk to me. 1168 00:44:52,533 --> 00:44:55,000 Like, so how did your thing go with... 1169 00:44:55,033 --> 00:44:57,767 - We screamed and we shouted, and he was like, 1170 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,734 "Yeah, did I do this to get a rise out of you?" 1171 00:45:00,767 --> 00:45:02,467 And he's like, "Yeah, no sh--, mother----er." 1172 00:45:02,500 --> 00:45:06,033 Everyone wants to tell us their two ----ing cents 1173 00:45:06,066 --> 00:45:08,166 about how they think that we shouldn't be together 1174 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,133 and we're so wrong for each other, 1175 00:45:10,166 --> 00:45:16,400 and then I look at your face, and I'm like... 1176 00:45:16,433 --> 00:45:19,300 I love you. 1177 00:45:19,333 --> 00:45:22,367 - Hi. Are you leaving? 1178 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,033 - I think I'm mulling it over. 1179 00:45:24,066 --> 00:45:25,400 - Yeah. 1180 00:45:25,433 --> 00:45:27,300 ♪ ♪ 1181 00:45:27,333 --> 00:45:29,033 How long are you here? 1182 00:45:29,066 --> 00:45:31,166 - Leaving tomorrow for LA, so... 1183 00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,734 ♪ ♪ 1184 00:45:33,767 --> 00:45:35,433 - I just want to let you know 1185 00:45:35,467 --> 00:45:38,500 that it's all good between you and I. 1186 00:45:38,533 --> 00:45:41,467 Like, I know that I was upset by the awkwardness... 1187 00:45:41,500 --> 00:45:43,233 - Shouldn't have been, hon. It was just awkward. 1188 00:45:43,266 --> 00:45:44,767 - It was embarrass-- I was embarrassed. 1189 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:46,066 But I want-- 1190 00:45:46,100 --> 00:45:47,433 - Like, if anything, as a gentleman, 1191 00:45:47,467 --> 00:45:50,133 try and protect yours and ours reputation... 1192 00:45:50,166 --> 00:45:51,300 - You denied hooking up 1193 00:45:51,333 --> 00:45:52,567 with her when you ----ed her this summer, 1194 00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:54,033 and you made her feel like sh--. 1195 00:45:54,066 --> 00:45:55,233 - Oh, dude. 1196 00:45:55,266 --> 00:45:57,333 You're being a busybody. Just focus on yourself. 1197 00:45:57,367 --> 00:45:58,467 - No, I was already out there, 1198 00:45:58,500 --> 00:46:00,266 and I felt like if I just was like, 1199 00:46:00,300 --> 00:46:03,500 "Yeah, whatever, it happened," like, people would shut up. 1200 00:46:03,533 --> 00:46:05,500 Whitney's not that big of a jerk. 1201 00:46:05,533 --> 00:46:07,166 He knows that he hurt my feelings, 1202 00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,033 and he probably does feel bad about it. 1203 00:46:09,066 --> 00:46:11,233 - Hey, like, we had our issues in the past. 1204 00:46:11,266 --> 00:46:12,567 Now it's good. 1205 00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:14,467 Let's just keep things good. Let's not muddy the waters. 1206 00:46:14,500 --> 00:46:16,133 - No, of course. 1207 00:46:16,166 --> 00:46:18,367 He knows the truth. I know the truth. 1208 00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:20,333 He just doesn't like that attention. 1209 00:46:20,367 --> 00:46:22,767 There's some insecurity there. I don't know. 1210 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,133 I can't put my finger on it yet. 1211 00:46:25,166 --> 00:46:26,533 - And you have a lovely boyfriend. 1212 00:46:26,567 --> 00:46:29,166 - I know. Isn't he sweet? I'm happy. 1213 00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:31,066 - I get it. - Good. 1214 00:46:31,100 --> 00:46:33,233 - It's all good. Okay? 1215 00:46:33,266 --> 00:46:36,600 ♪ ♪ 1216 00:46:36,633 --> 00:46:38,266 - Hey. 1217 00:46:38,300 --> 00:46:39,633 - Hey, darling. 1218 00:46:39,667 --> 00:46:42,033 Did you see who... - Yeah. 1219 00:46:42,066 --> 00:46:45,000 - Did they say hello to you? - No. 1220 00:46:45,033 --> 00:46:46,500 - Did Shep? - No. 1221 00:46:46,533 --> 00:46:48,633 - Well, he's overstepped the line. 1222 00:46:48,667 --> 00:46:52,500 I mean, there's certainly a double standard there. 1223 00:46:52,533 --> 00:46:55,233 - Yeah. - I think you need to talk. 1224 00:46:55,266 --> 00:46:56,266 - Right. 1225 00:46:57,567 --> 00:47:00,066 ♪ ♪ 1226 00:47:00,100 --> 00:47:01,567 - May I have a bourbon and water, please? 1227 00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:05,367 - Oh. Oh. You're so pretty. - Let's do shots. 1228 00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:06,533 You guys want shots? 1229 00:47:11,333 --> 00:47:13,467 - You guys are so lame. 1230 00:47:17,166 --> 00:47:18,400 - Hello, Madison. - Hi. 1231 00:47:18,433 --> 00:47:19,633 - How are you? 1232 00:47:19,667 --> 00:47:21,333 - Would you be willing to have a talk with me? 1233 00:47:21,367 --> 00:47:25,567 - Sure. - Okay. Let's go this way. 1234 00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:27,400 - All right. I'm a man of reason. 1235 00:47:27,433 --> 00:47:30,133 - Hey, your date, she's real classy. 1236 00:47:36,066 --> 00:47:36,200 ♪ ♪ 1237 00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:40,367 - Would you be willing to have a talk with me? 1238 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,600 - Sure. - Okay, let's go this way. 1239 00:47:42,633 --> 00:47:44,500 - All right. 1240 00:47:44,533 --> 00:47:46,333 I'm a man of reason. 1241 00:47:46,367 --> 00:47:48,700 - Hey, your date, she's real classy. 1242 00:47:48,734 --> 00:47:51,133 [laughs] 1243 00:47:51,166 --> 00:47:52,700 - My date... - Yeah. 1244 00:47:52,734 --> 00:47:56,433 - Is a girl that I hang out with quite often, actually. 1245 00:47:56,467 --> 00:47:58,200 - Really? - Yeah. 1246 00:47:58,233 --> 00:48:01,734 I've been hanging out with her for three years on and off. 1247 00:48:01,767 --> 00:48:03,400 - For some reason, I just thought 1248 00:48:03,433 --> 00:48:06,200 that was more of a nighttime thing. 1249 00:48:06,233 --> 00:48:07,600 - Oh, it usually is, 1250 00:48:07,633 --> 00:48:09,467 but sometimes, we hang out during the day, 1251 00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:12,300 and that leads into the night. 1252 00:48:12,333 --> 00:48:14,100 ♪ ♪ 1253 00:48:14,133 --> 00:48:15,367 - Listen. I'm gonna tell you this, 1254 00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:17,500 and I'm gonna say it one time and one time only. 1255 00:48:17,533 --> 00:48:19,333 ♪ ♪ 1256 00:48:19,367 --> 00:48:22,633 I apologize for saying what I said about you, 1257 00:48:22,667 --> 00:48:24,333 and it was inappropriate. 1258 00:48:24,367 --> 00:48:25,700 - Thank you. - It was crossing the line, 1259 00:48:25,734 --> 00:48:27,467 and I'm disappointed in myself for saying that. 1260 00:48:27,500 --> 00:48:29,100 - Thank you. 1261 00:48:29,133 --> 00:48:32,200 - I'm not proud of how I've made everyone feel 1262 00:48:32,233 --> 00:48:33,700 in this whole situation. 1263 00:48:33,734 --> 00:48:35,333 - Thank you. 1264 00:48:35,367 --> 00:48:38,600 - And, you know, Austen does value your friendship. 1265 00:48:38,633 --> 00:48:41,300 I don't want to feel like you guys can't get back 1266 00:48:41,333 --> 00:48:43,633 to where you guys have been in the past, 1267 00:48:43,667 --> 00:48:46,667 and I know that you probably feel that you never will, 1268 00:48:46,700 --> 00:48:48,333 and I think after tonight, 1269 00:48:48,367 --> 00:48:50,333 he's probably feeling the same way, so... 1270 00:48:50,367 --> 00:48:52,300 - I don't really care how he's feeling, like... 1271 00:48:52,333 --> 00:48:54,233 - That's obvious. 1272 00:48:54,266 --> 00:48:57,300 I mean, do you feel good for doing what--this? I mean... 1273 00:48:57,333 --> 00:48:58,700 - He deserves to have a little thing 1274 00:48:58,734 --> 00:49:00,233 in the pit of his stomach. 1275 00:49:00,266 --> 00:49:01,600 He deserves that. 1276 00:49:01,633 --> 00:49:03,133 - Do you feel like-- - I don't care. 1277 00:49:03,166 --> 00:49:04,300 I know that I'm-- 1278 00:49:04,333 --> 00:49:05,600 - Do you really want to, like, ruin--I mean... 1279 00:49:05,633 --> 00:49:08,200 - I don't give a (BLEEP). 1280 00:49:08,233 --> 00:49:11,400 - I feel like Austen got in the crossfire between mine 1281 00:49:11,433 --> 00:49:13,367 and your hate for each other, and what's crazy-- 1282 00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,333 - I didn't have hate for you, you know? 1283 00:49:15,367 --> 00:49:16,500 - You did, though. - No. 1284 00:49:16,533 --> 00:49:18,000 - You have been calling me white trash. 1285 00:49:18,033 --> 00:49:19,667 - I was so stoked. - From the day one. 1286 00:49:19,700 --> 00:49:21,667 - I would never say anything-- - And it's disgusting. 1287 00:49:21,700 --> 00:49:23,633 I think, in a way, that you don't like me 1288 00:49:23,667 --> 00:49:27,433 because I'm not just gonna let you say things about me 1289 00:49:27,467 --> 00:49:28,533 and just sit here and take it. 1290 00:49:28,567 --> 00:49:30,233 - I'm not gonna want you to. 1291 00:49:30,266 --> 00:49:31,467 - I'm not gonna take this any longer, 1292 00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:32,767 and not only that, but I'm gonna do that 1293 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,433 for Austen, because this is not fair to him. 1294 00:49:34,467 --> 00:49:36,066 - Take what? I don't give a (BLEEP). 1295 00:49:36,100 --> 00:49:39,667 I thought you guys are stronger than a ----ing tire iron. 1296 00:49:39,700 --> 00:49:41,333 Can y'all's relationship handle it? 1297 00:49:41,367 --> 00:49:42,467 Is this the final straw? 1298 00:49:42,500 --> 00:49:43,567 - It's not. - Well... 1299 00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:45,000 - We're gonna be just fine. 1300 00:49:45,033 --> 00:49:46,533 - What only doesn't kill you makes you stronger. 1301 00:49:46,567 --> 00:49:47,734 - Yeah. - So now y'all are stronger. 1302 00:49:47,767 --> 00:49:51,433 - I hope you find that. - Oh, I'll find it. 1303 00:49:51,467 --> 00:49:56,367 I'll find it somewhere amazing with sun and white sand 1304 00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:58,500 and me with a big-ass grin on my face. 1305 00:49:58,533 --> 00:50:00,500 - And alone? - Well, no. 1306 00:50:00,533 --> 00:50:02,266 How can I find it alone? 1307 00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:03,567 - I mean, like, do you want to be alone? 1308 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,367 'Cause that's how it seems. 1309 00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:06,767 Like, you just seem to just throw--write people off... 1310 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,433 - No. I'm gonna find someone that-- 1311 00:50:08,467 --> 00:50:09,700 - That's between-- - Sticks and stones 1312 00:50:09,734 --> 00:50:11,300 may break my bones. I mean, give me a break. 1313 00:50:11,333 --> 00:50:12,300 - But words obviously hurt you, because... 1314 00:50:12,333 --> 00:50:13,667 - No, they don't. - Obviously. 1315 00:50:13,700 --> 00:50:15,500 - I really don't care. 1316 00:50:15,533 --> 00:50:18,633 ♪ ♪ 1317 00:50:18,667 --> 00:50:20,467 - Let's cut the crap, you know? I'm not doing this anymore. 1318 00:50:20,500 --> 00:50:21,734 - All right. 1319 00:50:21,767 --> 00:50:24,000 Jesus. 1320 00:50:24,033 --> 00:50:26,233 I'm gonna go get a drink. 1321 00:50:26,266 --> 00:50:27,767 ♪ ♪ 1322 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,467 - Hey, what in the hell just happened? 1323 00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:31,700 - Are y'all having fun? 1324 00:50:31,734 --> 00:50:35,000 - Wow. Yes. - What are these-- 1325 00:50:35,033 --> 00:50:36,467 Good? Bad? Bad. Y'all are best friends now? 1326 00:50:36,500 --> 00:50:38,433 - No. - Cheers. 1327 00:50:38,467 --> 00:50:41,233 - So you're having a good time? Have you run into any insanity? 1328 00:50:41,266 --> 00:50:43,066 - No. - Oh, God. 1329 00:50:43,100 --> 00:50:45,367 - You're so cute. I love your haircut. 1330 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:48,266 - I'm cute? Finally. 1331 00:50:48,300 --> 00:50:49,633 - Let's get out of here. You want to? 1332 00:50:49,667 --> 00:50:52,233 - All right, let's go. 1333 00:50:52,266 --> 00:50:53,734 ♪ ♪ 1334 00:50:53,767 --> 00:50:58,633 - I'm not really worried about anything. 1335 00:50:58,667 --> 00:51:00,533 - Come on. 1336 00:51:00,567 --> 00:51:07,500 ♪ ♪ 1337 00:51:14,300 --> 00:51:16,500 - Metul and I have a running joke. 1338 00:51:18,266 --> 00:51:19,367 - That we're in love. 1339 00:51:21,767 --> 00:51:28,467 ♪ ♪ 1340 00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:31,400 - Let's say our good-byes. This will be our first. 1341 00:51:31,433 --> 00:51:33,333 Double hug. Double hug. 1342 00:51:33,367 --> 00:51:35,667 - See you. - I'm drunk. 1343 00:51:35,700 --> 00:51:37,133 - Stop. - Yeah, baby! 1344 00:51:37,166 --> 00:51:39,633 - Stop. That's expensive. - I don't get out much. 1345 00:51:39,667 --> 00:51:44,533 ♪ ♪ 1346 00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:51,400 - Yeah. I sure do. What do you think? 1347 00:51:53,567 --> 00:51:58,500 ♪ ♪ 1348 00:51:58,533 --> 00:51:59,700 - Hi, Patricia. 1349 00:51:59,734 --> 00:52:01,600 - Hi. How are you? - Good. 1350 00:52:01,633 --> 00:52:03,600 Sorry, we were just in the neighborhood. 1351 00:52:03,633 --> 00:52:06,600 - Yes. I see that. - Do you have a moment to chat? 1352 00:52:06,633 --> 00:52:09,467 - Yes. - You do? 1353 00:52:09,500 --> 00:52:12,433 - Have you met Mr. Kale here? - No. 1354 00:52:12,467 --> 00:52:15,100 Hi, I'm Ashley. 1355 00:52:15,133 --> 00:52:16,300 - Oh, you're gonna ask me to leave? 1356 00:52:16,333 --> 00:52:17,467 - Don, look away. 1357 00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:19,400 I told her not to come. 1358 00:52:19,433 --> 00:52:20,734 I said, "Stay away from this party." 1359 00:52:20,767 --> 00:52:22,133 - Patricia. - Ma'am. 1360 00:52:22,166 --> 00:52:24,000 - I know what you did. 1361 00:52:24,033 --> 00:52:26,500 - And the truth will come out. - Hey, relax. 1362 00:52:26,533 --> 00:52:27,767 - Kathryn, come here. 1363 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,567 - Sorry about that. - What in the world? 1364 00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:31,500 - You don't have to push me. You don't have to push me. 1365 00:52:31,533 --> 00:52:33,633 - Let's go. - Look what the cat dragged in. 1366 00:52:33,667 --> 00:52:34,734 - Chelsea! - Stop. 1367 00:52:34,767 --> 00:52:37,333 - I can't. - They're carrying her out. 1368 00:52:40,567 --> 00:52:43,000 - Can you not push me so hard? 1369 00:52:43,033 --> 00:52:46,500 - She was not gonna bring her "cat on a hot trailer roof"... 1370 00:52:46,533 --> 00:52:47,700 - Right. 1371 00:52:47,734 --> 00:52:49,033 - Drama. - Right. 1372 00:52:49,066 --> 00:52:50,400 - To this event. - She tried. 1373 00:52:50,433 --> 00:52:51,600 I can't believe she just showed up. 1374 00:52:51,633 --> 00:52:53,767 I really, really kind of can't. 1375 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:55,567 - I mean, the second I walked up to her, 1376 00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:58,033 the security guard rushed me out of there. 1377 00:52:58,066 --> 00:53:00,066 Thomas, they embarrassed me. 1378 00:53:02,467 --> 00:53:04,533 - And the guy's, like, pushing me down the stairs, Thomas. 1379 00:53:04,567 --> 00:53:07,033 I'm in high heels. I mean, so aggressive. 1380 00:53:07,066 --> 00:53:08,467 - Y'all are watching what's going on? 1381 00:53:08,500 --> 00:53:10,000 - Yes. - Yeah, peek over. 1382 00:53:10,033 --> 00:53:11,333 - You think she's on the phone with Thomas? 1383 00:53:11,367 --> 00:53:13,100 - I mean, that was just an embarrassment, like, 1384 00:53:13,133 --> 00:53:15,700 as if I was gonna, like, pull out a knife or a gun. 1385 00:53:15,734 --> 00:53:18,500 - Yeah. - That was so messed up. 1386 00:53:18,533 --> 00:53:19,533 Okay. 1387 00:53:21,500 --> 00:53:22,700 He said "call 911." 1388 00:53:22,734 --> 00:53:24,500 - Why doesn't she leave? 1389 00:53:24,533 --> 00:53:26,567 - Should I call 911? 1390 00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:28,200 No? 1391 00:53:28,233 --> 00:53:31,600 ♪ ♪ 1392 00:53:31,633 --> 00:53:33,734 - Yeah. I'm so pissed. 1393 00:53:33,767 --> 00:53:35,567 [sniffles] 1394 00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:37,000 - That's the best money I ever spent. 1395 00:53:37,033 --> 00:53:38,066 - The fact that she called-- 1396 00:53:38,100 --> 00:53:40,066 the fact that she called Thomas... 1397 00:53:40,100 --> 00:53:44,066 - I know. "Thomas, they humiliated me!" 1398 00:53:44,100 --> 00:53:51,100 ♪ ♪ 1399 00:54:05,033 --> 00:54:08,000 - For more "Southern Charm," go to bravotv.com. 1400 00:54:08,033 --> 00:54:11,066 [bell dinging] 100444