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- Previously on

- Previously on
"Southern Charm"...

- I might just buy
a lot and build.

- Building right now
is--is stupid.

As Shep looked to add
to his real estate portfolio,

I prepared to get
my mojo back

by heading out of town
with the gang.

We're going to Colorado!

[upbeat music]

Meanwhile, Kathryn discovered

that he-who-wears-glasses-
during-sex...

- ♪ Gotta peace out ♪

- ...is in denial.

- That's a weird thing, for him
to, like, deny hanging out.

- That's what I'm, like,
most pissed about.

- And as Austen
continued his quest

to become a better man
for Madison...

- ♪ Not your regular bozo ♪

- Have you talked to Madison?

- Let's get some of the results
first, before I start, like--

- Look what I did.
- Yeah. Yeah, right.

- Craig and Naomie--
well, let's be honest.

Craig finally turned the page
on their relationship.

- It obviously took me a while
to come to terms with stuff,

but I'm actually,
like, really happy for you.

- Thank you.

- Just in time
for Ashley's return

on the first leg
of her apology tour.

- I know you talked some sh--
about my mother.

- She has made my life
a living hell.

- Why did you tweet
the other week

and say that
we were all losers?

- Well, you said
I'm a horrible person.

- You called Kathryn
an egg donor.

- You're sitting here, and
you're doing like a sob story.

- Ashley, you called
me a bitch.

- Why are you talking?

I'm not talking to you.
I don't care about you.

- I tried. I wanted her
to come here and apologize

and say,
"I'm sorry, I ----ed up,

I want to be friends,"
and she ain't doing that.

- ♪ It's easy ♪

♪ As the birds and the bees
and the one two three ♪

♪ Mm-hmm ♪

[mellow country music]

♪ ♪

[horn honks]

- My real estate expert friend
is here. How are you?

- Good.
- Good to see you.

- This is so cool.
- Yeah, I know.

When I first walked it,
I was like,

"If this is for sale,
and it's a reasonable price,

I'm gonna get it."

So here we are.
I got it.

Well, not yet,
but it's under contract.

- I see that a boat came
with the property as well.

- The sellers are paying
for it to be removed.

- So this is all yours?
- Yes. It's 3.5 acres.

- How much of that
3.5 is buildable?

- A little over 2.5
is buildable.

Now, the problem is,
I don't have a site plan yet.

- You got to know where
the critical line is.

- Oh, yeah, and the wetlands.
I've talked to a lot of people.

- I would never invest
into this land.

So it's high tide right now.
- Yeah.

- Do you know what flood
zone this is in?

- It does not flood.
I think it's 10 feet high.

You need 14 feet to build on.

- All I see is money
going down the toilet.

Money pit.

- Yeah, I mean,
this is out of the way,

but you can go to dinner
downtown in 18 minutes here.

I was sort of--
- Ah! There's a gator!

- My knee!
- Ha!

- Goddamn it.

If you'd had said a snake, I
would've jumped out of my skin.

Ow!
- [laughing]

- Look at this.

- Oh, wow.
- Yeah, I know.

- I mean, it's just gorgeous.

What's the name
of the development gonna be?

- Just the Tip.
- You're disgusting.

- So countdown to Colorado.
- I know. I can't wait, man.

I haven't been skiing in,
like, three years.

- I heard there's
some hot springs.

I mean, I can't do a whole hell
of a lot because of my knee.

- The (BLEEP) happened to you?

- I tore my MCL
riding a mechanical bull.

- So you can't ski?
- No, I can't ski.

That would be
a bad, bad idea.

- I think it'll be fun.
- Is everybody going?

I guess Naomie isn't going.
- Eliza's coming.

She's bringing her boyfriend.
I invited Madison to come.

- I have known Madison
for over ten years,

and if I cared about
everything that

Shep got upset about,
we would no longer be friends.

Her and Austen
obviously still talk,

because she was doing
my hair yesterday,

and they were
texting nonstop, so...

- Whatever.

I'm no saint,
but I'm not gonna throw stones.

I just threw one.
[laughter]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hi. Cute outfit.
[chuckles]

- You copied every single part
of my outfit.

I think I'm gonna do
the egg sandwich.

- Rancheros, please.
- Rancheros.

- Yeah, thank you.
No, I'm okay.

- He doesn't eat carbs.
I want to eat this so bad.

- No.
That's diabetes in Saran wrap.

That's diabetes.
High blood pressure, diabetes.

- But I want it.
- No.

- Hey, guys.
- I'm getting a Coke.

- I'm gonna grab
a water bottle.

- I have so much
to catch you up on.

Eliza's luncheon.
You missed a time yesterday.

- Mm-hmm.
- We all shot skeet.

- Did you hit the clay pigeon?
- Yeah.

All right, pull.

[gunshots]

- Hey!
- Hey!

- Whoo!
Pew, pew, pew.

Yeah, so I went and shot
a little bit,

and then I had been
talking to Cameran.

She had been telling me
that I needed to talk to Craig,

and yesterday I felt like
it was a good time.

It's pretty nice talking to
you as, like, a normal person.

- Yeah.

- I feel like I've gotten
more out of this conversation

than our last
200 conversations.

- I don't know. I just don't
understand people

that gossip that much or, like,
feed off the drama, you know.

- I just think it's maybe not
the worst thing in the world

for me to distance myself
a little bit.

- You are who you associate
closest with, right?

- Oh, God.

I've never heard Metul say one
bad thing about another person.

He just holds himself
to such a higher standard.

But, I mean, sometimes
I just want to talk sh--.

Well, the main point of this

is that I am the girlfriend
of the year,

and I respect your opinions.

- No, honey,
that's normal girlfriend.

Congratulations.
- Thank you.

- Welcome to an adult
relationship.

It's crazy over here.
- Glad to be here.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- What are you doing
in here, man?

- Jerry's coming over.

Jerry's getting
some alumni award.

I was like, dude, swing by.
like, see Sean and I.

Hopefully we'll be up.

[knocking, dog barks]

- Good girl, Bethany.
- Hey, bud, welcome.

- How are you?
- Good.

- Great to see you.
How you doing, man?

- Welcome to the new abode,

the grown-up version
of our fraternity house.

- TV big enough?

Uh, it still looks like
the fraternity house, but--

- You want a drink?
- Yeah, definitely, man.

- Jerry's one
of the first people

I actually met in Charleston.

We went to school together,

and we've been friends
for, like, 12 years now.

- Jerry was our first friend
who snuck us into bars.

- You snuck us into the Dollar
my first time in Charleston.

He's been running
this sports agency in D.C.

for the past ten years.

All right, well, cheers.
Welcome back.

If you had asked me
where I thought I'd be,

you know, at 31,
Jerry's kind of in that spot.

- I love that you two
moved back together.

It's like it's
a fraternity house.

- He has been, like, you know,

still doing his vampire stuff.

I heard him sewing away
down here the other night.

- Is he bullsh--ing me,
or is he serious?

- Well, so, like, last year
when Naomie and I broke up,

I started to sew,
because I had no outlet.

Going through this breakup,
like, I was losing it,

so I started sewing pillows.

- Really?
- Yeah, that's my pillow.

Oh, (BLEEP).

- Yeah, so I'm supposed
to believe he sewed this,

and he can't even do that.

- Craig, clean up your mess.
- I'm gonna.

- Why is the remote still
in the--

- So hold on, dude.
You sewing now too?

- I don't know how to sew but--
- I can't even iron.

Are you kidding me?
- I've heard enough about it.

I mean, Craig's always had
his inner seamstress.

- Yeah, I remember
him in college,

really sewing stuff up, sure.

- Actually, I'll show you.
- Like, let's be real.

Yo, did he actually
do these or not?

Like, don't bullsh-- me.

- He did all these, for sure.
- So, I mean,

he actually can sew?
- Yeah, yeah.

It's more about
in the fabric and sh--.

- Are you picking
out the fabric?

- This is the sad breakup
pillow.

This is what was on my bed when
I came back from a work trip,

and I was like,
"What is happening?"

- So if you name
your baby Penelope,

you put the tooth in there?
- Who's Penelope?

- It was the girl that Naomie
and I will never have.

Whatever.

- This is a really nice
pillow though.

I got to be real.

- People kind of have
this attraction

to, like, my pillows,
and they like my designs,

and they started
asking me for them.

Like, right now we have
a hundred ----ing orders.

- You have
a hundred orders right now

that you haven't done
anything with?

- Yeah, 105.
- Easily.

- And how much are you
averaging on these pillows?

- They're all selling
for 75 bucks.

- So you're just sitting on
$5,000 of passive orders.

- That I can't fill.

- So, like, right now
you should be sewing,

but you're hanging out with us.
- Yes.

- I could be doing more,
but, like, I--

- You could definitely
be doing more.

- How can we get
Craig to a point where, like,

he doesn't actually
have to make the pillows?

- So do you want
my honest opinion on it?

- Yeah, how do I fill these
orders or, like, what do I do?

- Taking you out of the actual
manufacturing process

because you're
slowing everything up.

- But that takes away
the handmade sh--.

- No, it's still handmade.

It's just you're not
physically hand making it.

So my fiancée's sister

used to run some of
the biggest online stores.

We can figure out
the merchandising.

We can figure out
the manufacturing.

- That would be awesome.
- But here's the thing.

I'm only willing to do it

if you actually
put effort into it.

It's not my passion.
It's your passion, right?

'Cause I love you,
but let's be real.

- I don't know. How do I prove
my seriousness to you?

Because I really
do want to do this.

- Let's start this way.
Figure out three pillow designs

and what the true cost of
making that pillow is to you.

- Okay. I am right now.
- That's your first task.

- No, I'm gonna do this.
- I'm dead serious.

- I'm so, like, high on this
right now, but I'm also,

like, a nervous wreck, but
I'm also, like, really excited

that I have a chance,
but I'm also, like--

- Just do it, Craig.
It's not that hard.

- Seriously, just do it.
- Just do it.

- Don't talk about it.
Be about it.

Just do the damn thing.
- Just do it.

- Coming up...

- You and I hooked up
this past summer.

- We have a different
interpretation of events.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hi, stranger.
How are you doing?

- Very well.

- Well, I'm glad that we could
meet for lunch.

- Yeah.

How you been?

- Good.
- Yeah?

- Just hanging out
with the kiddos.

- [clears throat]

- Hey, how we doing?

- Hey, how you doing?
- Good, doing awesome.

Grab you some drinks
to start you off?

- I want to try
one of your juices.

I'll try the Cannonbourough.

- I'm gonna do a black coffee,

and then do you have,
like, a green juice?

- Yeah, Green Machine.

It has the cucumber and lime.

- Perfect. Thank you.
- Yeah, definitely.

- Thanks.
- I'll be right back with them.

- How are you?
- Good, actually.

- Um--
- Black coffee for you.

- Oh, thank you so much.
Thank you.

- You're welcome.
Water for you, ma'am.

They're working
on that juice for you.

- Thanks, man. So, like,
things are good in your life?

- Yeah.
- You seem in a good place.

- I am.
- You look good.

Your skin's glowing.
- Oh, my God, thanks.

You're so complimentary today.

I assume you're prepping
for the trip with that jacket.

I heard Eliza's going.

- What's your status
with her now?

- There is no status.

She invited me to that brunch
skeet shoot or whatever.

- I know you talked some sh--
about my mother.

- She has made my life
a living hell.

The reason I probably
called her a bitch

was because she was a bitch.

I don't really want
to get into that,

so just keep your mouth shut.

- I'm sorry you couldn't
be there for it.

- Tragic.
- All right, got the juices.

- All right,
thank you very much.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

- How nutso would you be
to want to subject yourself

to everyone there who
frankly didn't want her there?

- Right.
- Except perhaps Eliza.

- She does not have
the capacity to feel empathy.

- No.

- So all of this apology stuff
is just bullsh--.

[phone chimes]
Your mom just texted me.

Is it weird to you
that we're friends?

- No, it's nice, you know?

- It's nice to have her advice,
like, you know what I mean,

and, like, guidance
and stuff like that.

- I try to get her to come out
to L.A. a lot and travel.

She just likes to stay here.

- Well, she went
to visit you in L.A.,

remember, over the summer.
- Briefly.

- And I came out there.

And so on that subject, I got
to talk to you about something.

I went to coffee
with Craig and Austen,

and I assume you've heard.

It came out that,
like, you and I

hooked up this past summer,

and they said that, like,
you denied it,

so I was just curious why.

- [clears throat]

- [chuckling] I don't know.

I, uh, I mean, it's--I--

We have a different
interpretation of events.

- Are you serious?
You're lying.

- Oh, Kathryn.

- I'm just saying
it's being talked about.

It would be better for you
to just be like,

"Yeah, it happened. So what?"
And leave it at that.

- No.

- Ohh.

I've had people lie that
they've had sex with me,

but I've never had anyone deny
that they've had sex with me.

- I mean, look, I--

I mean, I'm flattered.
- You're what?

- I'm a bit flattered.

- I've said all that
I've said on the matter.

I love you, babe.

- Don't hate me.
I'm just being honest.

- Okay.

That's it. We're done.

- Well, that was awkward.
- Yeah. Well, I don't know.

But anyway,
looking forward to the trip.

It should be fun.

- Me too.

[quirky music]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hello.
- Hi.

- Just a table for three.

- I'll be right over
with some water for you.

- Okay, thanks.
Hey, guys.

- Hey, Austen. How are you?
- Good to see you.

- Good seeing you.
- Hey, man. Bring it in.

[laughter]

- This is fine, yeah?
- Yeah, this is great.

- Good.

Okay, do you
want a beer, Dad?

- Yeah, I'll have a Trop Hop.
[laughter]

- You'd love one,
wouldn't you?

- Won't be long, won't be long.

- I did drop off my beer
to the distributor,

because he hadn't gotten
a chance to taste it.

Oh, I ordered you
a glass of wine.

- Oh, great. Thank you.

- He is gonna do
the Golden Session,

and I wanted
the Hotel Rendezvous.

- Okay.
- And appetizers.

Garlic cauliflower,
the Brussels sprouts,

and the tartare bites.

- That's a whole meal
you just ordered.

- I know, I know.

- So...

- Yeah, so what did
the distributor say?

- He just emailed me and said,
"I can most certainly see

this beer being competitive
in the marketplace."

- That's exciting.
- Things are moving forward.

- Yes, moving forward.

So we're going to Steamboat.

- Oh, good for you.
- I'm excited.

The snow report is fantastic.

Well, I went when
I was--I mean,

we have those pictures
of me wearing,

you know, neon jackets
and ski pants and such.

- Sure.
- When you were--

- Growing up, every single
spring break

was a ski trip to Colorado
with my older sister Kyle.

I had an older sister,
and she passed away.

- What?
- Yeah, when I was seven.

She was ten.
- How did she die?

- We went to a state park
in Asheville,

this place called Chimney Rock,
and she fell off the side.

- Oh, my God.

- I can literally remember
going on a run

with you and Kyle.

I thought I was gonna have
to take my skis off

and walk down with you.

- Every time I got out
of ski school, I was like,

"Mom, I want to show you."
- Oh, yeah.

Then we had to go and do a run.
- Always.

- Appetizers here for you.
- Great, thank you.

- Part of the experience
to going out west

these days is,
you know, marijuana's legal.

- Oh, jeez.
- Oh, right.

- I know nothing about it.
- Okay.

I looked into getting a chef
to come to our house,

cooking food with THC in it.

Would you partake
if you were there?

- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.

- What?
You'd what?

- I would, definitely.
- So would you, Dad.

- Hey, I'm not afraid
of new things.

- Okay.
[laughter]

- Coming up...

- Just shut up
and go home then.

- Mind your own business,
dickhead.

- I will never speak
to you again.

Done, done, done, done.
Done with everyone.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[line trilling]

- Hello.
- I am packing for Colorado.

I'm gonna miss P.

- Yes, she's taking care of.

Y'all just got to stick
to my schedule.

♪ ♪

- Uh-oh!

God!

♪ ♪

- Holy crap.

♪ ♪

[line trilling]

- Hey.
- Sorry.

I was calling to see

if you knew
where my suitcases were,

but I'm staring at them
in my room right now.

I didn't know
they were over there.

- Okay, good.

- He sleeps in the crate
till 6:00 a.m.,

which is pretty good.
Bring a couple toys.

- Yeah, let me grab his--nice.

- See that?
He's a little taco.

- Let me know how it's going.
- I will, I will.

- Get the taco.
- All right, thanks, buddy.

- See you.

♪ ♪

- Hey, how's it going?
- It is so "narsty" out there.

- I know. It's terrible.

- Are y'all still flying?
- Yeah.

♪ ♪

- How are you gonna
wheel all this?

- I don't know,
but I'm gonna need some help.

♪ ♪

- What's the last name?
- Kroll. K-R-O-L-L.

♪ ♪

- Yeah.

- Yay.

- Gate A3 for your flight.

- Okay, thank you.
I appreciate it.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I got one more.

- Cam, your face is
beet red right now.

- I know, because
it's the altitude.

I need some water.
I need to hydrate.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- Yeah.

- Yeah?
- Oh, okay.

Madison and Austen
are making up.

- You look nice, yeah.
I like your hair.

[laughter]
- Nice.

- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

- [laughs]

- Mm-hmm.

- They are totally
going to bone.

- I do not want
to get on a bus.

- I don't want to get
on a bus either.

- I don't like
mountain driving.

- You scared now?
- Yes.

If it looks sketchy at all,
I'm staying here.

- A plane's probably
a better idea.

Me, after our RV trip,

I don't want to be on the road
for seven hours.

- Just shut up
and go home then.

♪ ♪

- Okay.

- Jesus Christ.
Go get on a plane--

I'll pay for it--
and go back to Charleston.

- Mind your own business,
you dickhead.

- Craig, relax. We're
all going to the same place.

- Not if he's bitching
the whole time.

I can't listen to it anymore.

- I'm not bitching to you.
I wasn't even talking to you.

- You said,
"I'm taking the van.

"I'm taking the van
to the house.

I don't want to get on a plane.
I'm taking a plane."

- Shut up.

- Dude.
- What was that, Chelsea?

- Are you drunk?

- No, I'm talking about Whitney
saying he's threatening

to get a flight to Steamboat.

- I know, but the aggression

just seems
like a lot for someone--

- I will never speak
to you again, ever.

[laughter]

I'm dead serious.

Because if you don't think
his behavior's wrong--

- I don't know his behavior.
I'm looking at your behavior.

- He's threatening to get
on a flight to Steamboat.

- We're gonna be with
each other for three days.

It's okay, it's okay.
- Sleep deprivation.

We all need a nap,
we all need a nap.

- Craig launches
into these rages.

We don't know
where they come from.

- You left the bar because your
ex-girlfriend told you to go.

- No, that's not why.

- I try so hard
to be friends with you.

- What's wrong with your friend
trying to better his life?

- You suck, by the way.
- You suck.

- If you're not gonna date him,
get out of his life.

- Yeah.

- It's called free will, Craig.
- I'm done.

- It's none of
your business anyway.

- Done, done, done, done.
Done with everyone.

- It's America, man.
You have choices.

- Shep, what?

- Everyone have their bags?
Yes. Let's take it away.

- We've got our bags, Dad.
Let's go shred.

- Let's go shred.

- Y'all, did Craig
really leave?

- I hope so.

- Craig, relax.

- Not if he's bitching
the whole time.

I can't listen
to it anymore.

[laughter]

- I'm done.

Done, done, done, done.
Done with everyone.

- All right, take in this air.

It smells like busses and--

Ah.

- Colorado.
- Colorado air.

- Like, I feel all the moisture
in my skin is leaving.

[laughter]

- I can't deal with Craig.

- Craig's taking his own bus.
Did Craig leave for real?

- Whitney, go on
and inspect this bus.

- Hi. How are you?

- Come on, Shep.
Let's go get a good seat.

- Oh. Look who we found here.

- What's up?
- Hey.

- Yeah, it took
you guys forever

to get on the ----ing bus.

- I was worried that
you were gonna be in a limo

heading to the Ritz-Carlton.

- No, I just went.
Like, I have Sky Priority,

so I had my luggage first,
and I'm on the bus. Let's go.

- I really don't like mountain
driving. Is this drive scary?

- No, not at all.

- Yeah, what took
you guys so long?

- Okay.

- Oh, God.
- This is nice.

- Craig.
- It smells of rich mahogany.

- All right, Whitney.

Whitney, let's sit up here
next to Craig.

Whitney, what do you think

about the mode of
transportation?

- I think it's fantastic.
- It's not so bad.

- Do you want to take it, or
do you want to take our flight?

- Go find your flight.
I don't care.

I want to go
to the mountain, okay?

If you don't want
to hang out with us, fine.

Get on your flight.

- I'm doing whatever
Whitney does.

- It's silly.
Why do you listen to this kid?

That's what happens
when you get shipped off

to boarding school
in the sixth grade.

You don't know how to be
----ing be friends with people.

Can we ----ing leave?
- [gasps] Craig.

- I mean, really?

- I used to love having
Whitney around,

but recently it's
not fun anymore.

Spoiled ----ing losers.

This is what happens
when you inherit

a hundred ----ing
million dollars.

You bitch about ----ing--

- Yeah, I got to hang out
with people like you.

- Let me borrow a hundo.
Wait, 100 million?

Whitney,
let me get something.

- Can we--what the (BLEEP)
are we waiting for?

- All right,
let's take the flight.

- So disrespectful.

- Damn. Why is everyone
freaking out?

- I can't endure this.
I love you, Craig, but I can't.

- I love you, Craig,
but just calm down, bro.

- I mean, he can't act
like this when someone's trying

to drive through the mountains.

- Good luck.
- What's going on?

- This is all
your guys' fault.

- Well, don't cuss out
Whitney and Cameran,

'cause that's
really disrespectful.

- Chelsea, shut up.
- You shut the (BLEEP) up.

- This is literally
when everyone else knew

what I was saying is right.
You got involved.

They asked me to say that.
- You know what you need to do?

You need to check your goddamn
pants for a vagina,

'cause you're being
a pussy right now.

Shut the (BLEEP) up.
Don't talk to people like that.

- All right, whatever, Chelsea.
I don't ----ing care.

You guys are idiots.
- I got a bigger dick than you.

- Well, that's weird.
I'm done.

I'm getting off the bus.
I already have the address.

I'm getting my own ----ing car.
- Craig. I'm sorry.

I'm not gonna sit on a bus
for four hours with that.

- No, I'm getting my own car.
- Take a deep breath.

- Okay, that's fine, let's go.
- So just relax.

- Okay, cool.
- Take some deep breaths.

- I don't like him talking
to people like that.

- Damn, Chels.

- I'm proud of you, Chelsea.
Look at you.

- I'm not.
I'm sweating right now.

- Is there blood coursing
through your veins right now?

- Did the blood rush straight
to your dick head?

It did.

- Take a deep breath.
- I'm fine.

- Okay. Let's go.
- Can we all go back in then?

- Just take a deep breath.

- Everyone be nice
and not weird, and we're good.

- I have learned, as a mother,

when a little baby
has a tantrum,

you just have to let them
cry it out,

pat them on the head,

and eventually
everything will be okay.

Just don't say anything.
Just don't.

- Can I sit right here?
Or I'll sit right there.

- You want me in there?
- You sit here.

- Okay.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- So our next stop,
we're going to a dispensary.

All of you don't have to go in
if you don't want to.

Weed is legal here.

- Are we really?
- Yeah.

- Remember when you
finally turned 21

and could go into
the liquor store

that you weren't
ever allowed in?

I feel like
that's what it's like.

- Are you gonna partake?
- No, but I will go look.

I've never--

- Weed was the reason that...

I lost my children
for a little while.

- Don, are you gonna partake?
- I'm not a big weed guy.

- Madison, are
you gonna partake?

- I might get a sucker.
- A sucker?

- But this is the first time
I've been around it

since I got back from rehab,

and no one's
even acknowledging it.

- I want a high
that makes me deaf.

- Is this guy
just smoking a joint

right here on the corner?

- We're in Colorado.
- I love it.

- I don't give a sh--
about weed,

'cause just
I don't give a (BLEEP),

but, like,
I don't want to be around it.

- I don't want to go in.

Kat, I'll stay
in the car with you.

- I know that weed is legal
in Colorado,

and I want to smoke weed
for my anxiety,

but my anxiety is not
allowing me to smoke weed

to help my anxiety.

It still kind of
freaks me out.

- All right, guys. Whitney.
Whitney, are you coming?

- No, I'm staying, man.

♪ ♪

- I wish my bedroom
smelled like this.

- Seriously.

- Do you have pre-rolled joints
in the Ghost Haze?

Oh, dude. And this is gonna
leave me feeling?

- Happy.
- This and gummies.

- How many--did you get
the joints too?

How many joints
are in there?

- Oh, just one.
Smell that.

- Mmm.
- [laughs]

- Debit or credit?

- Uh, debit I guess.
how much is yours?

- $192.

- Mother----er.
- No big deal. Thank you.

- Appreciate it, bro.

- Hey, pothead.
- Hey, pothead.

- I have not done one
single thing yet.

Okay, let's roll.

♪ ♪

- Oh, cool.

- What's the ETA?

- ETA means
"estimated time of arrival."

[laughs]

- Craig's back, baby.
- I'm trying.

- Coming up...

- [laughing]

- How many ----ing edibles did
you eat before we came in here?

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Looks like a pretty cool
town down there in the valley.

- Go, go, go.
- Are we at the house?

- So okay,
so there's two houses.

- Is that ours?
- Yes.

- We made it here.
Yay.

- I call top bunk.

- I don't want to be
where Craig is.

- It's only 7:30.
It feels like it's 1:00 a.m.

- It's 10:30, our time.
- Way past my bedtime.

- It's been a long day, man,
bottom line.

- All right,
let's do this.

- Nobody bust your heinie.
- I can't ----ing breathe.

- That thin air.

- Okay, there's--it's icy.
Be careful.

- It's really cold, man.
- Holy hell.

- What, the bus doesn't know

how to drive up
----ing driveways?

- Oh, wow.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

I feel like some people
should go to the other house

very quickly and claim--

- Which house?
- There's another house.

- Where?

- You have to go down
and go in.

- Is that a ----ing joke?
- What?

- What?
Where the hell is Austen?

- What, you think Austen could
help you in that situation?

- I'm going to claim a room.

- Whitney just got
a great room.

- I like sleeping underground.

♪ ♪

- (BLEEP). [groans]
Wow, this is perfect for me.

- Ooh, there's a Jacuzzi.

This is our room.
I'm claiming.

- In the house with Craig.
Thanks.

- Come feel that.
- Oh, my God.

I'm gonna
warm them up in here.

- Yeah, I might just
sleep right here.

- Oh.

- I don't know how you get me
roped into this sh--, Madison.

- Cameran,
there's an empty room.

- Craig, please
be quiet tonight.

- Not "thank you for the room,
Craig?" Just "be quiet?"

- I'm so tired.
I could cry.

- I know, it's okay.

- Where's your room?
- Down here.

- Okay, good night.
- Good night.

- Love you all.
- Fun times.

- Good one.
- We love you.

- I look like a poop head.
- Oh, my God, I'm freezing.

- What are y'all doing?

- We were, um, about to get
in the hot tub.

- Are you really?
- Yeah.

- You have a bathing suit or--
- Yeah.

- We're gonna go
to the restaurant I guess,

since everyone else is pooped.

- So this is how
the other half lives.

- Are you ready?

- Yeah. Don, he said
give him a few minutes.

- Don's coming?

- What up, dude?

- I'm hungry.

- Oh, man,
these stairs are scary.

- All right,
I call bucket seat.

- Someone's gonna bust
their ass on these.

- It's a nice house, isn't it?
- Yeah.

- I feel like an old woman.

- Hey, listen.
Watch out on that ladder.

- It's fine.
- When in Colorado, girl.

- Oh, it feels really nice.

- Hey, moms going wild.

- Seriously.
- Cheers.

- Cheers.

Yeah, this is about as wild

as it's gotten
in a long time right now.

For real.
Sh--.

How are you and Austen?
Y'all seem to be getting along.

- I mean,
I, like, hate him,

but I love him
at the same time.

It's weird.

[upbeat music]

- All right.
[indistinct chatter]

- Look at this.

- I'm not cold.

- Welcome. How are you?
- How are we doing?

- Good. Right this way.
- Thank you.

- Enjoy your evening, guys.
- Oh, we will.

- Well, they have soup.
You can't get enough soup.

- We want a bottle of red, yes?
- Yeah.

- What about that kind
right there?

- Yes, yes, let's indulge.
Right, Craig?

- Yeah, always indulge.
- [laughs]

- Ah-ha, sir.

- Can I start anybody off
with a cocktail or a glass?

- I think a bottle
of the red, the--

- Ceritas.
- Ceritas.

- Very nice.
- Yeah. Two elk chops.

- Could we also add the ceviche
and the charcuterie platter?

- The duck wings.

- Did you get the ribs?
- Yeah.

- Dude, we just went deep
on the meat.

- That is Colorado game
right there.

- Yeah, spot-on.

- Dude, it's not as good
as my Colorado game.

- Which is nonexistent.

- I don't think you're gonna
have a lot of opportunity

to spit that Colorado game.

- What's up?
- Where's all the babes?

- How many ----ing edibles did
you eat before we came in here?

- [laughs]

- I love it.

- You gonna get some honey
on your stinger tonight?

[laughter]

- What do they call it,
backsliding?

- It's a possibility.

Y'all looked
like you were back--

- Yeah, everything, you know,
was going well,

and that's all that I want.

- I think it's
definitely a possibility.

- Austen is my third boyfriend
since I was 18 years old.

I know, but--
- Wow.

- I care about him more

than I've almost
cared about the others

because he's, like,
my best friend.

- Right.
No, I understand.

- I've just got to get over
what has gone on between us,

and I think
he needs to as well,

I mean, for us to even
move on as a friendship,

but we haven't even really,
like, talked, like,

had a serious talk about it.

- That's probably why the door

still feels a little
open, I guess.

- Yeah.

I'm not trying
to change anyone.

Like, I don't have time
for that sh--,

'cause I'm not busting
into my house again

and finding two girls
in the bed, I promise you that.

- This is ----ing--
- This is ----ing bullsh--.

- Madison. Madison.

- When I watched that sh--,
I was like, "Oh, lord."

But, you know, you can't
tell these ----ing boys

anything, I swear.

- No.
- Uh-uh.

- Uh-uh.

- Coming up...

- [laughs]

- All right.

- All right.
- That looks awesome.

- Wow.
- Beautiful.

- That looks delicious.

- All right.

- Thank you.

Guys, we're gonna eat
all this, right?

- Yes. Try these duck wings.

Dude, call these
Darkwing Duck wings.

- I'm thinking about
that charcuterie Craig ordered.

Oh, breathtaking.

I just like saying
charcuterie, sorry.

It's just a little game I play.

[laughs]
- Oh, man.

- So who invited Madison?
- Cameran invited her.

- I think she definitely wants
to hook up with you again.

- Yeah, it's the perfect
weekend for that.

- Right.

- How did we get to the point
that we spent months

telling him
to never talk to her again?

- This is ripping
the Band-Aid off.

Do you want this to fester?
- No.

- Do you want it to fester?
Then do it right now.

- Dude, just call her.

Now you're encouraging him
to hook up with her again.

- No, I'm not encouraging.
- You're 100% encouraging it.

- He's her favorite port
in a storm.

- The problem is,
is if you still like Madison.

That's the thing, you're gonna
(BLEEP) with your own head.

Like, if I liked a girl when
I was trying to get over her,

and then I hooked up
with her again,

it would probably make it a
little harder to get over her.

- I--I--.
- Eliza.

- Pick up.
- Hello.

- What up, girl?
- This is Shep.

Are you trying to sext us?

- What are we wearing?
- Socks and a ski mask.

- I can't remember.

- I ordered her
to-go food as well.

- Here.
- Hello.

- Yeah, I'm tired and--
- Okay.

- It's just like, "I'm at
dinner with my friends."

Like, and it's like,

"Well, I'll be asleep
by the time you get there."

It's like, you know what,
just let me have fun.

I'm living my life.

Right?

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Thanks, brother.

Hey, guys,
we are here, bud.

- I can't see.
That was a damn good meal.

- Watch your step.
That sh--'s slippery.

- I don't think it's--
- Yeah, it is.

[laughter]

- As I back flip
down the stairs.

Whoops.

- Toodles, sweetie.

- See y'all in the morning.
- See you, bud.

All right. I'm beat.
- You missed the hot tub.

- Dude, go to your side.

- Oh!
- Austen!

What?

- What was that?
It's pretty chilly.

- I know.
Austen, not in my eyes.

Not in my eyes.
- Just do it.

- Okay, do it to me.
- You always aim high.

- Hello.

- I don't know who wants
the gun or the champagne.

This is not--
that sounds so bad.

- Instead of just hooking up
with a girl right away,

now you get to blast her
in the face with champagne.

I wish Shep was out here,

so I could hit him
in the head with--

- Where did he go?
- Up top.

Go. Boom.

So now you get
to play with it.

Tell Austen to open his mouth
then blast him in the mouth.

- Oh, no.
- Please aim accurately.

That's all I ask. No, no, no,
hold it like a trigger.

- Whoa.
- It is waterproof.

- Okay.

- Okay, not in my eyes,
Kathryn, please.

- I'm trying not to.

- Just aim for her boobs
and then go up.

There you go.
[laughter]

- Don't. Craig.

- You literally just hit her
in the eyes.

- I'm so sorry.

- She knew what
she signed up for.

- I don't know how to aim this.
I've never shot champagne.

- Now see.
- Take this away from me.

- I got this, girl.
- Okay, I gotta get out.

- I got you.
- It's burning.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- I don't know what can help.
- Why is it going for the eyes?

- Here, give me--
I didn't get any.

- Oh, my God.

[indistinct talking]

- It's kind of awesome.

Imagine, like, when
we have a party tomorrow.

- Take this.

- Really a game-changer.
- I'm sorry.

- Okay, I think it's time
to get out of the water.

- You guys ready to go to bed?

- Okay, [indistinct]
- It's gonna be cold.

- Oh, yeah,
like you're gonna--

- Oh.

- Madison,
you're all muscular now.

- I know that.
She's jacked.

She goes twice a day,
every day.

- All right.

[kisses]

Ah!
Did you just pat my back?

- I did.

- On the next episode
of "Southern Charm"...

- You want to go shred?

- Whoa, Austen.
[laughter]

- Yeah, Madison.

- You guys are doing great.
- Wahh!

[laughter]
- You got it.

- Wider, Don.
- I'm going too fast.

- You got it!
- Whoa!

- We're not made for this.

- So have you talked
to Whitney at all?

- No. It's awkward.

- Why is he denying it?
That's so weird.

- I mean, I even have
the messages in my phone

from when he was like,
"Come over."

- Oh, my God.

- You all right?
- Are you?

- Oh, what are y'all doing?

Oh, no.

- I think you're actually cool.
- Oh, my God.

- I'm not mad at you.

- Literally, you
called me white trash.

- So if anybody would like
to add some THC to the pasta.

- I don't want it.

- Cam, just put a little
in your pasta.

- A little bit.
- Y'all are peer pressure.

- Oh. Whoo!

- Wait, are you
really not gonna

go make sure Kathryn's okay?
- I--what's going on?

- You denied hooking up
with her when you ----ed her

this summer and you made her
feel like sh--.

- You are insane.

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