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- Previously on

- Previously on
"Southern Charm"...

- Was this whole thing
blown out of proportion?

- Your girlfriend had
her friend message a guy,

because she knows how to do
this without getting caught.

- As newly single Austen nursed
a bad case of the booze blues,

Craig forgot he had
his own issues to deal with.

- We have that Skype meeting.
- Oh, for the pillow business?

- Um, um, yeah.

- ♪ He was lazy ♪

♪ Just a regular Joe Blow ♪

- And as news of
the Madison breakup spread,

Chelsea wasn't about to jump
on the "poor Austen" bandwagon.

- You're the only chill person
that he's ever dated.

- Well, from what I heard
last from Madison,

he talked sh-- about me.

She has the screenshots.
- Oh, boy.

- ♪ He'll swing this game ♪

♪ Don't you know?
Don't you know? ♪

- Meanwhile, our dear Kathryn
went MIA, again.

- Oh, no.

- And even though
she resurfaced

just in time for our trip...

[gasps] Oh, my gosh.

It looks like something
out of, like, a fairy tale.

Not everyone was amused
by her disappearing act.

- You have built
so much for yourself

in the last couple of months,

and you're self-sabotaging
right now.

Because--
- How am I self-sabotaging?

What?
- You left town for a week.

- I think we just want
to make sure

that you're making
sound decisions.

- You haven't been
held accountable

for just, like, day-to-day.

You need to work on time.
Meet me here at 5:00.

That doesn't mean 6:00.

- I don't know what else
you want me to say.

I'm not self-sabotaging,
and I worked

really ----ing hard to get here,

and I don't like
feeling attacked.

- I know your pattern
of behavior when you start to,

like, avoid, avoid, avoid.

- I'm not avoiding anything.

I'm just living
my ----ing life, man.

- ♪ Ba-ba-doo ♪

♪ Ba-ba dee-ee-ee ♪

- This has gotten
significantly awkward.

- ♪ It's easy ♪

♪ As the birds and the bees
and the one, two, threes ♪

♪ Mm-hmm ♪

[gentle music]

♪ ♪

- All right.
- Well.

- This was a lovely dinner.
- It was.

- Yeah.

- KD, you want to
go to the bonfire,

so we can chat?
- Yeah.

- We'll give y'all
some personal time.

- Yeah.

- Blow that candle out.

- Who is cold?
[flatulence]

- Cameran!
- Rip.

- Get away from me.

- Oh, my God.
- Wait for me.

- Damn, your asshole
smells like low tide.

[laughter]

- It's crazy how much warmer
it is with a frickin' fire.

- Oh, chocolate.

- Um...

Hold on, let's just
make a s'more first.

Can we make a s'more?

- That dinner did not go the
direction I thought it would.

- Sometimes people
that are, kind of, wild cards

need somebody to help
bring them down a little bit.

- That's true.

- I feel like
Kathryn doesn't have, like,

a champion in her life

that will snatch her aside.

- That's what Danni's
trying to do.

- Yeah.

- I know how many strides
that you've made

and how hard you've worked
to get there.

- Okay.

- But sometimes,
when you get mad,

or don't agree with something,

it's about you at that moment,
screw everybody else,

screw what they're
trying to say to me,

I've got enough going on.

But on the other receiving end,
there are feelings there.

- Yeah.

- And there are times where
I'm scared to tell you

that you've hurt my feelings.
[sniffs]

It hurts my feelings when

you disregard what
I'm trying to tell you

because you don't like
what I'm saying.

- Let me just move for one
second because I can't breathe.

- I mean, to you,
it probably sounds

totally, absolutely ridiculous.

- To be honest, like,
it's really ----ing difficult

with all the sh-- going on.

Not only with Thomas,
or with being a single mom.

- Everybody has
their own story.

Everybody has
their own stresses.

- Oh, yeah.

The big problems
that I have to deal with

are much bigger than
most people understand.

Keeping up
with my custody battle,

people questioning my sobriety,

having to prove myself
all the time.

So, I'm not always
as communicative as possible.

But I honestly can't even
fathom feeling bad about it.

- [sighs]
- Well.

- I just want you to be aware.
- I got you. I got you.

[bright music]

♪ ♪

- It's time to get up.

- Is there coffee?

- There's coffee beans.

You figure this out
and I'm gonna get the food.

[playful music]

♪ ♪

Oh, my--[laughs]
- Why can't they just have

already ground coff--
like, why--I don't understand.

- It's part of this
magical experience, Cameran.

- But why is this magical?

- Naomie, was that comfy?
- Yeah.

I almost fell off
a few times, but.

How was the rest of y'all's
talk last night?

- I don't know.

[playful dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- [groans]
This is life.

I feel rejuvenated
and recharged.

- Yes.
- It's so weird, like,

to think that I don't have to
worry about Palmer right now.

- See, I don't know if that's,
like, a good feeling for you,

or an anxious feeling for you.

- Both.

Some days I secretly wish
that I was the one...

- Going to work every day?
- Going to work

and getting a paycheck.

- Yeah.
- You know?

- When Jason comes home,
is he just like,

"Oh, I've been at work all day,
and I'm tired"?

- Yes, and I'm like,
"Here, take the baby," yeah.

I absolutely count the clock
until Jason comes home.

And if it gets to be about 6:00,
and he's not home,

you better believe
that I'm texting him,

on the phone,
"where the (BLEEP) are you?"

You know, I'd be lying
if I said that

I don't feel resentment
towards him

because being a mom,
it's a job.

But I'm not getting a paycheck.

- Like you'd rather be
in an office.

- Absolutely because, you know,

you have adult conversation
and you're stimulated.

And when you're
taking care of a baby,

you're taking care of a baby.

It's not like she's saying,

"Thank you.
I love you, Mommy."

You know?
But I know that day will come.

- Don't rush it.
[soft laugh]

- Okay, let's get packing.
- All right.

[bags zipping]
- Who's straightener?

- Mine.

[door creaks open]

Did I get my phone?

- I put it in your, um, bag.
- Thank you.

Last night, that was,
like, the first time

I've ever felt
betrayed by Danni.

[dramatic hip-hop music]

She made me feel
really bad about myself.

Embarrassed me, quite frankly.

Back to the real world.
- Yeah.

[upbeat jazzy music]

♪ ♪

- [snoring]

♪ ♪

- Craig!

Come on!

- [yawns]

- Why is this so hard right now?

What the (BLEEP)?

This is how
creative minds work.

- I'm not a good waker-upper.
That's it.

I'm not a good waker-upper.

- Hey.
- Hey, what's up?

- I'm just getting some of
these measured out, so we can...

- Is this the new fabric?
- Yeah.

We're gonna back it
with this velvet.

- These are like--
it's like real pillows.

- I already cut these.

- Yeah.
I'm gonna make some food.

- Hm.
Okay.

- I have to embroider that
pillow for that Heath baby.

- Yeah, we really need to get
that in the mail, pronto.

- Um, I kind of, like,
dropped the ball on it.

- I know.
I mean, it's just,

you got to sit down
and actually do it.

- I just--my sleep pattern's
very ----ed up.

- Yeah. I just think
getting up in the morning

and, like, having
a good, solid day,

and not being hungover
will be so much better for you.

- Yeah.

- We have a lot
of this to do today.

I don't know how we're gonna
fill all these orders.

- How many orders
do we even have right now?

I feel like we're
over, like, a hundred.

- Yeah. I mean, we can
keep doing what we're doing,

but eventually we are
going to need help.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Coming up...

- Do you think
you sabotage relationships?

You do something that you know
is going to make it go haywire.

- Okay, yes.

- Well, if I was dating you,
I wouldn't like that.

[upbeat jazzy music]

♪ ♪

- Can I just leave
this with you?

- Got it.
- Thank you, sir.

- Good afternoon.
How are you doing today?

- I'm here to play some golf.

I have a tee time
for me and my dad.

- Put it on the account?
- Please do.

[machine beeping]

- Hey Aust.
- There he is.

- How you doing, man?
both: Good to see you.

- You don't need any balls?
- Nope.

- Okay.

- Well, they have you
in the driver's seat.

- Good.
That's the way it should be.

- [laughs]
- All right.

This is gonna be nice.

I'm assuming that whites--
- Stop.

- No.
The blues are back there.

- Well, just look at it,
it's right here.

- You better give it
some hutzpah.

- Oh, yeah baby!
- That was good.

My father taught me
how to play golf

at a young age.

(BLEEP)

And I didn't
appreciate it then.

Oh, sh--.

That's going right at you buddy.
- Oh.

- I always thought that we
could leave the driving range

when the "bucket of balls"
was empty.

So, when he wasn't looking,

I'd pick them up
and throw them in the range.

And I'd be like,
"Okay, my bucket's empty.

Can we go now?"

[sighs] I got to start
drinking early.

Speaking of drinking.

I'm still just kind of in shock
over what happened.

- If you don't mind my saying,

no matter what happens
in business,

you've always got to depend on
something going wrong.

- Everything has gone wrong.

It just seems like it's
one thing after the other...

Cheers, y'all.
[all cheer]

When it comes to
getting my beer up and running.

My original brewer
was a bit expensive,

so I decided to shop around
in Charleston.

Off that bat, what I'm doing
is just kegging.

- I think we're ready.
We got tanks available.

I think that's a good plan.
- Good, I'm glad.

And just when I thought that
that was going to work out,

a part breaks,
and production comes to a halt.

- What is his plan
to make it right?

He's gonna get another part in?

- Yeah, I mean--
- From where?

- I--the part store?
I don't know where.

- You ever hear the expression
the devil's in the details?

Up there.

- The devil's in the details?

- This is where the details
bit you in the ass.

- Sometimes, I do feel
judged by my parents.

They think I should be, like,

married, into business,
and successful.

I am supporting myself.
- I don't mean hand-to-mouth.

- So, they're
my biggest cheerleaders,

but sometimes they're my biggest
pain-in-the-asses, too.

- Get up there. Look at it,
stopped short again.

How are things going
with Madison?

- Well, uh, at the moment, Dad,
it's nonexistent.

- Oh.

- [blows raspberry]
What am I thinking about?

- Yeah.
What are you thinking about?

[upbeat jazzy music]

♪ ♪

- [humming]

[knocking on door]
[dog yaps]

To the library.

- Hi.
- Good afternoon, ma'am.

- How are you?
- Very good, ma'am.

You look lovely.
- Thank you.

- Miss Madison, madam.

- Oh.
- Hi.

- Hey, honey.
- Oh, you look gorgeous.

- Don't you look pretty.
- Thank you.

- Hey, darling.
What would you like to drink?

How about one of
his famous bourbon sours?

- Perfect.

- I have known Madison
ten years.

And over the years,
I have mentored her.

I've given her advice
from marriage to her divorce.

I mean, I'm kind of
an expert in that area.

So what's been going on?

I can't really talk to you
in the salon...

- I know.
- Because, let's face it,

Charleston is a small town.

- I don't know.
You know, I haven't really

felt like myself,
I guess, lately.

- So, what's the latest,
in terms of Austen?

- Well, I mean, we broke up.

- Have some of this.
- Yeah, let's--

- I think you need
a little snort here to relax.

- Cheers to talking some sh--.

[both laugh]
Sorry.

- I'm always up for that.
- Mm.

Um, but honestly, bottom line,

I feel like Austen is really
trying to make me look bad

and making me to be
some kind of cheater.

[soft chuckle]
In reality, that's him.

It's such a double standard
with him.

That trust was broken ever
since the video came out

of him with the two women
in the house.

This is ----ing bullsh--.
- Madison. Madison!

- All right so, after that...

- After that.
- There was a trust issue.

- Yeah, because I had
revenge sex with someone.

- Maybe I'm missing something.
What is revenge sex?

- I was a little pissed off
after I found

him in a bed with two women,

so I decided to do
what I wanted to do.

- We didn't have revenge sex
in my day.

We had revenge marriage,

which made
much more of an impact.

It's kind of
hypocritical and ridiculous

when you think about it,
that he blames you.

- [laughs] I know.
I mean...

- The revenge sexer
on the loose.

- I don't know.

You guys met Madison
a handful of times,

and y'all think that she's
a lovely girl and ...

- She is.

- I just wish that that's how,
you know, we always were.

It's just not so.

- Is some of this you?
- Um, you know, uh, Dad, I--

- It takes two to tango,
as they say.

- I am no--
I am no angel and I know that.

- Do you think
you sabotage relationships?

You do something that you know
is going to make it go haywire.

- Okay, yes.

My parents have seen the video,

and it was the first time that

I've seen actual disappointment
in their faces,

and it broke my heart.

- If I was dating you,
I wouldn't like that.

You know what,
to be happy, Austen,

you've got to be
at ease with yourself.

- Maybe I just need to,
like, be single

until I am at ease with myself.

- That's exactly right.

Are you at ease with yourself?

No.
And you're not, why?

- Cause I don't have the things
and I'm not

where I want to be in my life.

- There you go, bubba.

- Coming up...

- [distant] Oh, my God!
- Oh, (BLEEP) off.

- Hey, ----er!
- Oh, my God.

- Stop. He's gonna
come back and egg my house.

He's done it before.
- Boys in this town.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Can I have a Corona Light,
no lime please?

- Corona Light, no lime.
Do you want a water as well?

- Water's good.
- Got ya.

- It's a life force.
- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- What's up, buddy?

- Hey. How's it going?
- Good.

- So, what are you
gonna do today?

Talk to me.
- Of course.

Um, Anna-Heyward and I

are going to the fabric store.

We have, like, over
100 orders pill--for pillows.

- That's great.

- The problem is
I just can't keep up.

- I just was like--
- Hello.

both: How are you?
- Good.

- I'm Jamie.
I'll be taking care of you.

both: Thanks, Jamie.
- We'll get a low country boil.

And, uh, can I have
a Bud Light draft?

Do you have draft?
- Bud Light draft?

both: Yeah.
- Perfect.

- No problem.
- Thank you.

I'm thinking about, maybe,

I don't know--I just thought
of this--I can have, like,

maybe I can have, like,
a pillow party or something.

Like, teach you how to sew
a line down or something.

- I'm not making any pillows.

Uh, I don't know
how to make a pillow.

All I know how to do
is pass out

with a pillow under my head.

- That would be fun.

- That's right.

So, I don't think
I've told you this.

So, I went to get my hair
cut by Chelsea.

And I was like yeah, we were
with Austen two nights ago.

And she was like, Madison's
been sending me screenshots

of him talking sh-- about me.
- What?

- He was like, (BLEEP) Chelsea.

All she does
is talk sh-- anyway.

- That's crazy.
- She, like,

lives some fake life
on Instagram.

- That is such a betrayal
by Madison to ----ing

send a private message
between you and your boyfriend--

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

- That's--dude, that is--
I don't know what's worse,

cheating on you or
doing something like that.

That's so ----ed up.
- I think that's worse.

Well, actually,
they're both pretty bad.

- Yeah.
- She's diabolical.

She should write,
like, a book on warfare,

like Sim Tzu Young,
or whatever that book is.

"The Art of War."

- No, it's even crazier
than that.

So, I asked Austen about

their breakup the other day,
and he was like--

- Was this whole thing blown
out of proportion?

- Your girlfriend had
her friend message a guy,

because she's so sneaky that

she knows how to do this
without getting caught.

- Okay, Okay.

- How can he just break
the chains, you know?

- It's like we're handling
a ----ing middle schooler.

- I know.

Look, you know,
let's go somewhere, guys only.

We'll go do something fun.

- We rented a RV one time
and went to Key West

for spring break, and
it was absolutely ridiculous.

- You want to rent an RV?

- I mean, that would be
kind of ----ing awesome.

- Can we get a driver?
- Yeah.

It's like, dude, we're trapped
in this moving hotel room,

and you're gonna
----ing deal with your sh--.

- Yeah. He's about to get
a rude awakening.

[thunder crackles]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hi.
- Hey, friend.

- What's up?
- How are you?

- Good, how are you?
- Good. Good to see ya.

- I want to take the golf cart,
but it's raining.

- I know, it's sh---y weather.

- You want to
sit out here and wait?

- Yeah, we can do that.
- Okay.

- This is nice.

I need one of these
for my porch.

Do you take naps out here?
- Yeah, all the time.

- This is awesome.
- Me and Wilson both.

- There's cat hair on it, so you
must be doing some cuddling.

Or is this Metul's chest hair?
- [laughs]

- Um, so, are you going to
Craig's pillow party?

- No.
I mean, he invited me.

But it's like, we're cool,
but we're not that cool.

I don't need to be going over
to his house to hang out,

you know, when Metul's on call,
and all that stuff.

- I'm still confused
at what this even is.

What consists
of a pillow party?

Do you even know?
- No.

- Like, are we making pillows?

Are we sitting on pillows
in a circle?

Are we having a pillow fight?

- Sounds like you're gonna
find out and let me know.

- I guess.

- Who all is going?
- I don't know.

But I do know
Austen's gonna be there.

- Does he know that Madison
sent you screenshots

of what he said about you?

- I don't think so.

- Confront him.

- I mean, I guess it can't go on

too long
without being addressed.

- Oh, my God!
[distant yelling]

- Oh, (BLEEP) off.
- Hey, ----er!

- Oh, my God.
Stop.

He's gonna come back
and egg my house

at 2:00 a.m.,
he's done it before.

- Oh, (BLEEP) him.
- He's 12.

He's in the sixth grade.
- ----ers!

- Oh my, Chelsea, stop.
He's--you don't understand.

He's gonna TP my whole house.

- Is it just boys in this town?

- Yeah.
- [laughs]

- Coming up...

- It's just, like, overwhelming.

- It's just
a pre-trial hearing, isn't it?

- I know,
but if he goes to jail,

I'll be a single mom.

[upbeat jazzy music]

♪ ♪

- Can I grab you
something to drink?

- Can I do unsweet tea?
- Absolutely.

- Go ahead and make that two,
because I know she'll want one.

- Got it.
- Thank you.

both: Hi.

- How are ya?
- Good.

- I ordered you
an, um, unsweet tea.

- Thank you.
So, how are things?

- Good.

- All right ladies,
I got some iced tea for you.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- So how is your art going?
- I sold a piece yesterday.

- Good.
- That Battery one.

- That was one of my favorites.
I wanted to buy that one.

- Mom, my number one customer
can't be my mother.

- I know, but my money
is just as good.

- [laughs] I know, but I--
- But, I'm glad that--

- Yeah, that one sold.
That's going well.

- How's your love life?

- Oh, right into it.
- Do you have one?

- Oh, my God.

My mom is very,
like, to the point.

- Just wondering,
it's been a year.

- Yeah.

I mean, I was engaged
to be married.

And she thought she would
have grandkids by now.

But, when Todd and I
were together,

we just were not agreeing
on a lot of simple things,

and he wanted to
postpone the wedding.

And I said, no.

If we're postponing,
we're not getting married.

Well, I have a "like" interest.
- That's a start.

- I mentioned him to you
a while ago, Gentry.

He's very normal.

We're taking things very slow.

- I like normal.
- Yeah.

- What about, um,
freezing your eggs?

These are things women
have to think about.

- I know.

- There's no downside
to doing it.

- It's expensive.

- Money, that's not the reason
not to do it, cause we'll help.

- I've said when I turn 35,
I'll do it.

I do turn 35 in,
like, three weeks.

Can you believe I'm almost 35?

- No. I can't believe
I just turned 60.

- You look really good for 60.
- Thanks.

- I hope I look like you
when I'm 60.

[both laugh]

[upbeat jazzy music]

♪ ♪

- Hello.
- Hi.

[camera shutter snaps]

[upbeat dramatic music]

- [sighs]

[car alarm beeps]

- Do you have any, uh, inserts?
- Yeah.

- Like, for pillows?
Okay, sweet.

- Craig?

- Hello.
What's up?

- Hi.
- How are you?

- Not great.
- Aww, why? Well..

- Honestly, if you ask me,
I'm gonna break down.

- Are you okay?
What's wrong?

Yeah, well, come here.

We're surrounded
by pretty fabric, right?

Isn't that supposed to be
a happy thing?

- Oh, my God,
this is so embarrassing.

I just can't.
[sighs]

I'm sorry.
- You're okay.

- [sniffling]

All the sh-- with Thomas is,
like,

it's just, like, overwhelming,

cause it's-- like, the
court date's getting sooner

and just, like, hitting me.

- It's just a pre-trial hearing.
- I know.

- I don't see how that
really affects you.

- Because, if he goes to jail,

I'll be a single mom,
I don't know for how long.

How am I gonna
explain that to them?

That their dad is, like, being
charged with sexual assault.

[dramatic music]

- But Kenzie's not
old enough to, like,

see something on a computer
and be like, "What's this mean?"

- I don't know.
It's just ----ing hard.

♪ ♪

Typically, you come up
with these, you know,

creative responses for kids
when they ask hard questions.

But, with that,

I'm not going to--
I don't even know.

I don't really cry much,
so I'm just crying now.

- It's fine.
Everything's fine.

- Yeah, everything's fine.
It's fine, I'm fine.

- What if I make you a pillow?
- Oh, yeah.

Are you excited for this party?

Like, is this a launch?
Or, is this like-

- I wanted people to come over
and maybe

you guys can help me, like...
- I'll help you.

- Fill some orders,
and, like, there will be, like,

drinks and snacks,
and you can come see the house.

- Snacks, I like snacks.
- Gonna finish some pillows.

- I remember doing that in,
like, home-ec, but I sucked.

So, do you want to
check out some fabrics?

- Yeah.

[funky music]

- Tell me how off I am.
I liked that.

- That would be good, 'cause
the coastal chic is very in.

- What about this?

- I feel like
a good linen pillow is pretty.

- Can we do two yards of this?
- Okay.

- And then, we'll do a yard
of this and a yard of this.

- All right, we'll get it cut.
We'll have it up front for you.

- All right thank you very much.
- Thank you.

- Perfect.
One-stop shop.

- This was fun, actually.

- Yeah, any time you're crying,

just meet me
at the fabric store.

- Oh, my God.

- Coming up...

- Why are you talking about me
to you girlfriend?

- I--that was a drunken--
- Drunk?

Take your drunk and whatever
and shove it up your ass.

[upbeat jazzy music]

♪ ♪

- Hello?

- Is that you Anna-Heyward?
- Yeah.

I got the Chick-fil-A nuggets
and then some beer.

- What time are people
getting over here?

- Soon.
Where's Craig?

- Probably sleeping.

- No.
- [chuckles] Craig!

- If people are going to start
showing up in like an hour...

- You alive man?

Anna-Heyward just got here,
so come help us.

- Oh, jeez.

- (BLEEP).

All right.

- We're really not prepared.

Craig!

[soft dramatic music]

Craig, come on!

- What's up?
- We're trying to set up.

- Oh, this looks good.
Hey, Bethany.

- Yeah, I wore it today for fun.
Tried something new.

- Yeah, Craig loves
wearing makeup.

- I think I look cool
wearing eyeliner,

and I think girls like it.

- This will be our first,
like, adult gathering.

- Are you going to teach people
how to sew?

Give a seminar?
- Yeah.

It's great that I have
so much demand for,

you know, kind of
the direction I'm going in.

There's not a lot of
straight males out there,

kind of moving into
the homewares business.

Guys, I feel like
we're kind of behind.

- [chuckles] I'm not even
gonna comment on that, Craig.

- But I might need to open
a sweat shop in my garage.

Will you use this
instead of the plastic, please?

- There, you happy now?

- Anna-Heyward, I really
thought you were gonna be

prepared than this.

- Excuse me?

- [soft laugh]
[knocking on door]

- Oh, God.
- Hello, Cami.

- Hey!
- Oh, Bethany--hey.

You do that every time, Cam.
Come on.

- You need to take your dog
to obedience school.

- Oh, relax.

- Am I the only person here?
- You are.

- The party's at 6:00.
You're, like, ten minutes early.

- You're like the mom,
early one.

You're not fashionably late
anymore.

- Craig, you look like
you have on eye makeup.

- I do.

- Party.
- [laughs]

- Whoo-hoo!
- Come on in.

See if you can guess
which pillow we made.

- Wait, one of these is yours?
- Yeah.

You can rub on 'em.

- Um, I would say
this pillow looks

a little richer than
the other ones.

Is that yours?
- Mm-hmm.

- It looks nice.
- Thank you.

Anna-Heyward's been
picking out the fabrics.

- Now, wait.

Did Craig make this
or did you make this?

- She made that--
she made most of that one.

- I made that one.

- So, this is really
Anna-Heyward's pillow company.

- No.
[door creaks open]

- What's up man?
- What up, dude?

- Good evening.
- Welcome back from Cali.

- Whitney, oh, my God.
- Thank you, man.

- Hi.

- I hope that Whitney
can get contacts soon,

because I'm never gonna look
at him wearing these glasses

and not picture
him banging Kathryn.

Did he get fully nude?

- He kept his glasses on.

[laughter and screaming]

- [laughs]

Look at your eyeglass case.

- Those are for the girls
in the morning.

- Girls?
- Wait, really?

- Craig, what?
- You're a stud, man.

- Yeah, we give out
free sunglasses now.

- Craig, are you just laying
pipe here every night?

- [chuckles]
[knocking on door]

- Hello.
- What up? Welcome.

- Oh, hey.
- Hey.

Hi, friend.
- How are you?

- You have a cute house.
- Have you not been here?

- How are you?
- Good to see you.

- Isn't it cute?
- What are we doing?

Pillow fighting,
or learning to sew?

Do you have eyeliner on?

- Yeah.
- He looks like Johnny Depp.

- Yeah, like...
- You look rugged.

- You should be wearing leather.

[knocking on door]

- What up?
- Hi.

- Hey, welcome.
- Wow, it's so clean.

- Thank you.
- Is it not normally?

- Is this your
first time seeing it?

- Yes. I was--
- Hey, hon'.

- Hi.
- Thank you for the wine. Nice.

- Craig, do you have ice?

- Yeah.
- Where?

- Do you have napkins
for the food?

- Jesus Christ, yes.

- Your assistant's having
more fun than you are.

- Jesus, Whitney.

- No ice, no napkins.

- Whitney, your mom
has a ----ing butler.

- So?
We'd have napkins and ice here.

- Hello.
- There he is.

What up?
- Hey, bro.

- I've arrived.
- It's so good to see you.

- Yes, you have my good jacket.

- And then you wore this
over the other day.

- What's up?
- How you doing?

- I like that shirt.
- Hi, guys.

Whitney, how you doing, man?
- Bro.

- Ladies.
Chels.

- Hi.
- Um--

- It's just funny that Austen
is so nice to my face,

meanwhile he was
just talking sh--

about me to his girlfriend.

Like, that's not how it works.

- Craig, what are we doing here?

I thought we were having,
like, a slumber party.

That's kind of what I thought.

- Well, I was inviting you guys
here to trick you into

helping me fill orders,
because I can't keep up.

- Wait, as labor?
- Fill orders?

- What?
- Free labor.

- This "pillow party"
is a complete ruse

for "I haven't done sh--
with these pillows,

and I want to get my friends
to come and do it for free."

- Hey Craig, did you make
this pillow too?

- Get on Angie's List.
- No?

- No. I need to figure
something out,

if you guys
aren't gonna help me.

- Smells good.
- What up?

- Are you cooking out?
- Shepard.

- We got it catered.
- So, is this it for the party?

- It's really a great party.

- This is a rager.

[laughter]

- Let's go outside, guys.

- Let's chill in here now
that there's not 100 people.

- What's up? You guys
just hanging out by yourself?

- Yeah.
- Okay, this is nice.

- This is a good porch.
- Chelsea, I'm Anna-Heyward.

- Hi.
- Oh, sh--.

- It's very nice to meet you.

Thank you for keeping Craig
in line for all of us.

- Yeah.
- She tries her damnedest,

I'll tell you that much.
- I do.

- Y'all, I don't think that

Craig actually
makes these pillows.

- Why did he want to make
pillows, is my question.

- I don't know.
- I don't get it.

I could he be passionate
about pillows.

- I don't know if his head's
in the right place on this one.

He's not gonna retire
on old pillow money.

[both chuckle]

- Austen, Shep and I
were talking the other day

and since you
broke up with Madison,

let's rent a ----ing RV
and drive to Nashville.

And then we'd all be, like,
locked in the RV,

and it would be me,
you, Whitney, and Shep.

We can just laugh--
- That is amazing.

- Is this like a Willie Nelson
tour bus, or like?

- Yeah,
it's a Willie Nelson deal.

We'll drive to Nashville,
which is quite a long drive.

We might stop along the way,
for the night.

- And do what?
- I don't know.

- When are we doing this?

- Before you're,
like, back together.

- "Before you're back together."
- Tomorrow, let's go!

- If they get back together,

I'm gonna disassociate with him.
- Why would you disassociate?

- You're not gonna disassociate.
- That's so stupid.

Why, I mean--
- I wanna hear ----ing why,

after all the bullsh--,
he's like, "Well, hi."

- 'Cause he loves her.
- Uh-huh, okay.

What does she have to do?

Does she have to stab
someone in his family,

or would he be like...
[mock chuckle]

[knocking on door]

Hey. Oh, my God.
Look who it is.

- Hey, darling.
- [gasps] Patricia!

- Good to see you.
- Oh my gosh, you came.

- How are ya?

Oh, look.
There's my little baby.

[laughter]

- Good to see you.
- Give your own mother a kiss.

- [laughs]
I didn't think you were coming.

- Hi, honey.
- Hey.

- I'm glad to see you.
- You too.

- Usually, when they have
group events,

I ordinarily don't come.
You know, it's for the kids.

- Oh, Patricia's here.

-Not-uh.
- Yeah.

- But I've always had
a soft spot for Craig.

He can be a knucklehead,
but he's an endearing one.

Hey, darling.
- I love that you came.

That's awesome, welcome.

Well, it's a little--
- Well I'm excited.

- Look,
with Anna-Heyward's help,

I have stepped up
my pillow game.

This is where we work.

- This is where he
makes all the magic happen.

- Yeah. One of the ones
I got yesterday,

I think I was thinking of you--
not that one.

- That one's pretty.
I like my crab pillow.

But I think there's
a limited audience for crabs.

- Not Shep.

- [gasps] You made it!
- The button's...

- Gosh.

- I'm trying to show them the
fabric we bought for Miss Pat.

- It's a good step-up
from last year.

- Hey.
- Yeah, everyone's saying that.

- What's up?
- Howdy.

- How you doing?
You look beautiful.

- Hey, darling.
- How are you?

- Nice.
Kathryn's here.

[soft dramatic music]

- Y'all want to come inside?
- Let's do it.

- Yeah, I don't have
any more ice left.

- Then there were two.
- And then there were two.

- Like, I'm having
a really hard time...

- What up?
How are you?

- I mean, I had to turn
my website off,

because I can't accept
any more orders, so.

- This is what we do
in the South.

We hug and kiss each other
on the cheek

and pretend everything
is just fine,

even though inside, we want
to claw each other's eyes out.

- I can't right now.

- Come sit right here.

- Okay.

- Now, word gets around
in a small town.

So, I want to get it all clear.

Madison sends me screenshots
of you talking sh-- about me.

- Mm-hmm.

- Why are you talking about me
to your girlfriend?

- I--that was a drunken...
- Drunk?

Take your drunken whatever
and shove it up your ass,

seriously, because
that cannot be an excuse.

- Madison sends me screenshots

- Madison sends me screenshots
of you talking sh-- about me.

- Mm-hmm.

- Why are you talking
about me to your girlfriend?

- I--that was a drunken ...
- Drunk?

Take your drunken whatever
and shove it up your ass,

seriously, because
that cannot be an excuse.

This wasn't just
a one-time thing.

She read me text messages
from, like, months ago.

- See, but why is she reading
you text messages?

- Why are you talking
about me and my boyfriend

and my sex life
to your girlfriend?

[dramatic music]

- Who is Austen talking to?

They're getting into it, y'all.
- Chelsea and Austen.

- Oh, wait.
Is it finally happening?

- Since I've been here, they've
been out there dishing it.

- She's letting him have it.

- You're angry about
something with me.

- I--
- You're bitter about something.

- Because I felt like I got
railroaded by you last year.

The only time
that I can remember

Chelsea picking up my check
is one time at Pancito & Lefty.

That is the only time--
- Um, Xiao Bao Biscuit.

- Please.
- That taco place.

- I just thought that
we had each other's backs.

- These things that
I said about you,

they're all things that I would
sit here and talk to you about.

Would you sit here and
talk to me about my sex drive?

- No.
- Or how tall my boyfriend is?

- No.

- You know, you can
screenshot a conversation.

- Oh, oh!
Oh, I got it.

- So, Madison screenshotted...
- Oh, oh--oh, ah, ooh.

- Which that's a betrayal of
trust on a lot of levels.

- But on the other hand,
shouldn't have said it.

[laughter]

- I will tell you this.

The times that I felt
most unhappy are the times

that I've said things about
people that I regretted.

- Right.
- And, I feel like

that's what this is about.

- Yeah, life is not easy
for me right now.

But, to involve you in
any of it at all is just--

I--I'm embarrassed, you know.

I mean, you're too kind
to even be sitting here

giving me the time of day,
and I just apologize.

- I mean, I don't
appreciate what you did.

But I don't think
you're a horrible person.

I know that you have
a good heart,

and I forgive you.

Just don't talk about my man,
or things will get real ugly.

- Noted.
Most certainly.

- So, Craig, how is this
exactly a pillow party?

- Um...
[laughter]

- Thank you, thank you, Pat.

- I had every intent on
allowing you guys

to participate
in sewing and stuff.

- Free labor.
- And that was like...

[laughter]

- Look, I think they're through.

- Wow, you guys had a long talk.
- Hello.

- Hi.

- You, uh, want a drink?

[chuckles] Okay.

[both laugh]

- [sighs]

- Oh.

- All right, you all.
- You're leaving?

- Yeah.
- I have to get going too.

- Cameran, when are we
going to rage at your house?

- Never!

- I didn't even say hi to you.
- How you doing?

- Hi. Hi, Miss Patricia.
- Good to see you.

- Well, hello.

I'm leaving now.
- Hello and goodbye.

- I'm sorry.
- You smell delicious.

- Oh, thank you.
- Lunch on you, Whitney.

- Lunch on me, man.
- Cam, are you leaving?

- Yes. What did you
learn about yourself?

- To not say nasty things
so people can take screenshots.

- Or, how about just not say
nasty things in the first place?

- Yeah.

- [exhales]

- Oh, she's being really good.
- Yeah.

- Good grief.
- Listen, dude.

Look at you,
you're Mister Fun Good Times.

- Can be a bad thing.
- No, stop it.

It's okay, man.
Trust me.

You need to, like, reset.
Like, reset.

- Are we having
another intervention?

- No, we're having a good time.
- No, no.

- This is honest.
- Yeah.

- Was he surprised
that you knew?

- He tucked his tail between
his legs and said he ----ed up.

So, with Kathryn, are you guys
doing good after your talk, or?

I mean, I totally understand,
I get it,

because I freaking reamed her.
I reamed her.

- Yeah.
- Um, so.

- Well, you're a good friend,
and I know she needs you.

- What's up?
- Hey.

- What are y'all talking about?

- We were talking
about our trip.

- Got it.

- Do you--don't--
- Brick-brick-brick-brick.

- Wait, I want to ask you--
- I'm good.

- Hey Kathryn, come here.

- Hey, Shep.
- Let's go talk to her.

I don't like that.
- Kathryn, come here.

You want to chat with us?

- I mean, there was
nothing bad said at all.

- I'm just chilling.

- It was nothing but
good things.

So, I don't know
why you would be upset.

- Kathryn.
- These are cool socks.

- KD.
- Thank you.

- Earth to Kathryn.
- Yes.

I'm not even going here.
- Would you like to chat?

- No, I'm good.
- There was nothing negative--

- There was, like, no bad ...
- I didn't hear anything.

- But you're upset
about something.

- You didn't.
- I'm actually not upset.

- Well, why'd you
just storm through us?

- I didn't storm through,

I just walked by
to come sit with the guys.

- Kathryn, if you can't,
like, have

a mature conversation with us...
- I'm not having a conversation.

- Then don't sit here
and be fake as sh--.

- I'm gonna go.
- What's wrong?

- I thought you guys
were friends, what's going on?

- We are, and I've actually been
a really good friend to her.

- So have I. I've been a great
----ing friend to you too,

so (BLEEP) off right now.
I'm not even talking.

- Kathryn, you're
a ----ing joke right now.

Sorry.
- Aww.

Peace.
- What is going on--

what the (BLEEP) just happened?

- I'm not talking about it.
- Don't worry about it.

All right, then let's--
talk to us about camping.

- Yeah, is that what
you were just mad about?

Something that happened
on the glamping trip?

- Uh, kind of.

- I left my keys inside.
[soft laugh]

Girl, why are you crying?

- [sniffs]

[tense music]

- I've been such
a good friend to her.

And her to act like she's
been such a good friend to me,

are you ----ing kidding?

- Why can Thomas act
completely irrationally

and the second
that Kathryn does,

everybody can sit here and
talk about how crazy she is.

I don't think it's okay.

- You better watch yourself.
- Or what?

- Don't threaten her.

Thomas, Kathryn is not
throwing anything out there.

- Yeah.
- She is being very respectful.

Ashley has no right
saying anything.

Shut her the (BLEEP) up.

I never ask her for anything.
[crying]

[dramatic music]

- I can't leave until we have
a conversation.

- All right.
- I'm not doing it.

So it's all good.
- Danni's outside...

- I just don't want
to have the conversation.

- Bawling, crying.
- She's crying, really?

- I don't care.
- You should.

- I should, why?
Because I haven't done anything?

- Because it's smart to?

- You know what's smart?
Just being me.

And right now I'm not ready
to have a conversation.

- There's nothing
wrong with that.

- Who are you mad at?
- I'm not mad at anyone.

- But there was
some strife created,

and I don't really know
the story.

- You don't need to
because it's, like, irrelevant.

- Danni doesn't want to
wish anybody harm.

- Oh, my God.
I'm gonna go home to my family.

- You should.
- Okay, I'm gonna do that.

- That's ----ed up.

You can't get angry at people's
general concern for you.

- Okay.
- See you later.

- [soft laugh]
- Why are you being a douche?

- Me?
- Yeah.

- I'm not.

Tell me that Danni hasn't been
a good friend to her.

- Okay.
- She's a ----ing child, man.

- Don't talk to me
like that, bye.

- What the (BLEEP)?

[dramatic music pounds]

- On the next episode
of "Southern Charm"...

- You know how
to do Heimlich, CPR?

- Yes.
- If she was trying to, like,

crawl up into the fireplace?

- Well--
- Common sense is huge.

- Um.

- Hello.
- How are you?

- Aww, aren't you so sweet?

- You look great.

- [sighs]

- Can I help you
with that please?

- I got it.
- I can do this.

- God dang it.

- I'm damned if I do.

I'm damned if I don't.
- Right.

- Eliza, I think she has
a general trust...

- Issue.
- Problem with everybody.

- Do you know what?
Shep, (BLEEP) him.

He said that I was, whatever,
white trash hair stylist.

- All right,
guys trip for Austen.

Yee-haw!
And we're off.

- A beer sounds nice
to commemorate this trip.

- I'll drink one.
- Yeah, I'll have a beer.

- Cheers.
- First of a hundred.

- The first of a million beers.

- Come on, Craig.
Tend to your burgers.

- [groans]
- [laughs]

- Dude, put it--perpendicular--
- Here.

Take it, you ----ing (BLEEP).
- Ah!

- Yeah.
- Oh.

[laughter]
- Oh!

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