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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,533 --> 00:00:03,000 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:05,300 --> 00:00:10,567 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:14,000 [line trilling] 4 00:00:14,033 --> 00:00:16,166 - Hey, what are you up to? 5 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:21,233 - Well, I just left the doctor with Thomas and Saint, 6 00:00:21,266 --> 00:00:23,400 which was awkward. 7 00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:26,533 - Yeah, it was really, really weird. 8 00:00:26,567 --> 00:00:29,233 I think he's in denial or something. 9 00:00:29,266 --> 00:00:30,600 - I know. 10 00:00:30,633 --> 00:00:32,333 - Now I'm reading where, like, he, like, 11 00:00:32,367 --> 00:00:34,600 could be convicted for up to three years. 12 00:00:39,367 --> 00:00:43,266 - Right. I mean, have you spoken to Kathryn? I mean... 13 00:00:44,667 --> 00:00:46,100 - All right, man. - All right. 14 00:00:46,133 --> 00:00:47,100 - Bye. - Bye. 15 00:00:47,133 --> 00:00:49,633 [goofy music] 16 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:56,333 - I mean, we all have, like, 17 00:00:56,367 --> 00:00:58,266 complicated lives in our own ways, 18 00:00:58,300 --> 00:01:01,166 but I don't--I think this is a little different. 19 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:03,100 - Former state treasurer Thomas Ravenel 20 00:01:03,133 --> 00:01:04,166 has been arrested. 21 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:06,233 - A woman tells Charleston police 22 00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:08,400 she was raped by Thomas Ravenel. 23 00:01:08,433 --> 00:01:10,500 - That's Ravenel's former nanny to his kids. 24 00:01:10,533 --> 00:01:13,266 - Ravenel denies the rape accusation. 25 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:15,300 - But anyway, like, you know, 26 00:01:15,333 --> 00:01:17,400 I don't think it changes anything for you. 27 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:22,400 - Right. 28 00:01:22,433 --> 00:01:24,667 - It's crazy. 29 00:01:26,266 --> 00:01:28,433 - You think Ashley would still stay with him 30 00:01:28,467 --> 00:01:30,600 if he was in jail? 31 00:01:30,633 --> 00:01:32,367 - [laughs] I think she would. 32 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:35,066 She'd make sure she got his wallet right before he went in. 33 00:01:35,100 --> 00:01:38,166 [both laugh] 34 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:39,633 - All right. Love you, bye. - Love you, bye. 35 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:41,467 [cat meows] 36 00:01:42,467 --> 00:01:46,533 [cell phone ringing] 37 00:01:46,567 --> 00:01:50,433 - There's Mama. - Hi, sweet girl. 38 00:01:50,467 --> 00:01:52,433 - We were just about to go up for a nap. 39 00:01:52,467 --> 00:01:57,500 - Come here. Hi. Oh, I missed you. 40 00:01:57,533 --> 00:02:01,100 [slurping] 41 00:02:01,133 --> 00:02:02,600 I'm not saying anything negative about Thomas 42 00:02:02,633 --> 00:02:05,166 'cause I don't want to be sued, sorry. 43 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:06,333 [Mia Sable's "It's Easy"] 44 00:02:06,367 --> 00:02:09,233 - ♪ Mm-hmm, he's got money ♪ 45 00:02:09,266 --> 00:02:11,333 ♪ He's in magazines ♪ 46 00:02:11,367 --> 00:02:12,333 ♪ He's got more honeys ♪ 47 00:02:12,367 --> 00:02:15,467 ♪ Than any honeybee ♪ 48 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:17,233 ♪ Ba-ba doo ♪ 49 00:02:17,266 --> 00:02:19,100 ♪ Ba-ba dee-ee-ee ♪ 50 00:02:19,133 --> 00:02:20,700 ♪ It's easy ♪ 51 00:02:20,734 --> 00:02:23,467 ♪ As the birds and the bees and the one, two, threes ♪ 52 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:25,266 ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ 53 00:02:25,300 --> 00:02:28,667 [phone ringing] 54 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:30,266 - Yes, ma'am? 55 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:33,367 - Michael, I think a martini is definitely in order. 56 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,166 - Most certainly. I'll bring it right up. 57 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,200 - Thank you. Thank you. 58 00:02:37,233 --> 00:02:39,200 Okay. 59 00:02:39,233 --> 00:02:42,200 [whimsical music] 60 00:02:42,233 --> 00:02:43,734 ♪ ♪ 61 00:02:47,734 --> 00:02:52,533 ♪ ♪ 62 00:02:52,567 --> 00:02:53,734 - Here you are, ma'am. 63 00:02:53,767 --> 00:02:55,667 - What happened to the silver tray? 64 00:02:55,700 --> 00:02:57,533 - They're all being polished right now, 65 00:02:57,567 --> 00:03:00,333 so I just had to bring the glass. 66 00:03:00,367 --> 00:03:02,166 - Oh. 67 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:06,233 So here's what I thought: Whitney's coming back. 68 00:03:06,266 --> 00:03:08,500 You know, he's been in Switzerland and London. 69 00:03:08,533 --> 00:03:10,567 - And London and God knows where. 70 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:13,333 - So I thought, "Why don't we just have 71 00:03:13,367 --> 00:03:15,367 a dinner party for all of his friends?" 72 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:16,700 - Sounds wonderful. Great idea. 73 00:03:16,734 --> 00:03:19,333 - So I've got to think about a guest list. 74 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:21,233 - Well, we know the primary players. 75 00:03:21,266 --> 00:03:22,667 - Well, the landscape has changed, 76 00:03:22,700 --> 00:03:24,233 if you know what I mean. 77 00:03:24,266 --> 00:03:25,567 - Right, I noticed that Mr. Ravenel 78 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:28,300 was in the paper having some bit of difficulty, 79 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:30,667 so I guess we can cross him off our guest list. 80 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:33,500 - I think that's a fair assumption. 81 00:03:33,533 --> 00:03:37,233 I haven't thought about him, haven't talked to him... 82 00:03:37,266 --> 00:03:40,500 - Goodness. - And don't want to. 83 00:03:40,533 --> 00:03:42,767 ♪ ♪ 84 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,133 - All righty. - But I'm gonna ask Kathryn. 85 00:03:46,166 --> 00:03:48,266 - That'd be great. I think Kathryn's a sweetheart. 86 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:50,200 - We didn't know. 87 00:03:50,233 --> 00:03:53,266 I mean, we were listening to one side of the equation, 88 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:56,567 and it was very believable at the time. 89 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:59,600 Kathryn and I have become friends. 90 00:03:59,633 --> 00:04:01,700 - Hi, Patricia. How are you? - Kathryn. 91 00:04:01,734 --> 00:04:05,400 - I just want to thank you for inviting me. 92 00:04:05,433 --> 00:04:08,266 It means a lot to me that you included me. 93 00:04:08,300 --> 00:04:12,333 - Thank you for telling me. - Thank you. 94 00:04:12,367 --> 00:04:14,333 - There were a lot of things that converged 95 00:04:14,367 --> 00:04:15,667 to change my opinion. 96 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:19,500 I had my own altercation with Thomas, 97 00:04:19,533 --> 00:04:23,000 and I found out that he can be 98 00:04:23,033 --> 00:04:26,567 into character assassinations, 99 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,533 so it made me rethink 100 00:04:28,567 --> 00:04:31,333 everything he had ever told me about Kathryn. 101 00:04:31,367 --> 00:04:35,433 Well, I think now what we see is the real Kathryn, 102 00:04:35,467 --> 00:04:37,700 and what we saw before was-- 103 00:04:37,734 --> 00:04:40,367 - Smoke and mirrors from Mr. Ravenel. 104 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:42,367 - So anyway. 105 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:43,700 - You don't have to worry about anything. 106 00:04:43,734 --> 00:04:45,467 All you have to do is look good. 107 00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:48,734 - And you're implying that that is easy on my part? Hm. 108 00:04:48,767 --> 00:04:50,400 - You do it flawlessly. 109 00:04:50,433 --> 00:04:52,533 - Men have no idea. 110 00:04:53,633 --> 00:04:56,600 [upbeat bass-heavy music] 111 00:04:56,633 --> 00:05:03,633 ♪ ♪ 112 00:05:12,233 --> 00:05:14,667 - Hi, love. 113 00:05:14,700 --> 00:05:15,734 Oh. 114 00:05:15,767 --> 00:05:18,600 Oh, gosh. 115 00:05:18,633 --> 00:05:21,734 Oh, jeez. - What are you up to, painting? 116 00:05:21,767 --> 00:05:26,333 - No, I'm actually not. I'm being boring. 117 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:29,433 So you saw Thomas at the doctor's appointment. 118 00:05:29,467 --> 00:05:31,266 - I did. - Was he out on bond? 119 00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:32,600 Like, how-- 120 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:34,367 - Yeah, he got, like, a PR bond, 121 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:35,600 which means they know 122 00:05:35,633 --> 00:05:37,700 he's good for the money or something like that. 123 00:05:37,734 --> 00:05:41,500 - So he was-- he acted like nothing. 124 00:05:41,533 --> 00:05:42,767 - He didn't even call me. 125 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:46,033 Like, you would think-- he's the dad; I'm the mom. 126 00:05:46,066 --> 00:05:48,600 "I just want to let you know I was arrested this morning, 127 00:05:48,633 --> 00:05:49,767 but the kids are fine." 128 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,400 - It's just so unfathomable that, like, 129 00:05:52,433 --> 00:05:54,400 he hasn't even addressed it with you. 130 00:05:54,433 --> 00:05:57,467 - He's been a jerk to me ever since he got back with Ashley. 131 00:05:57,500 --> 00:06:02,633 Listen to this: she posted a photo of her with Kensie. 132 00:06:02,667 --> 00:06:06,500 She posted a photo of her with the kids on the swings. 133 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,333 Who goes out of their way to take a picture 134 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:11,233 with someone's child, knowing I said specifically, 135 00:06:11,266 --> 00:06:13,667 "I do not want you around my children"? 136 00:06:13,700 --> 00:06:16,266 Do not ever come around me or my children again. 137 00:06:16,300 --> 00:06:19,400 - Good luck with that. 138 00:06:19,433 --> 00:06:21,533 - You ----ed with the wrong person and the wrong family. 139 00:06:21,567 --> 00:06:23,767 - You're not a family. 140 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,000 - We are a family. 141 00:06:25,033 --> 00:06:26,700 - No, you're a baby mama. Go. Bye. 142 00:06:26,734 --> 00:06:28,333 - Come on. Hey, you guys, come on. 143 00:06:28,367 --> 00:06:29,333 - Thomas-- 144 00:06:29,367 --> 00:06:30,734 - You're nothing but an egg donor. 145 00:06:30,767 --> 00:06:34,567 - Do you think you're gonna go for, like, full custody? 146 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:36,600 - Everything is still the exact same, 147 00:06:36,633 --> 00:06:41,000 but if he went to jail, it would affect it immediately. 148 00:06:41,033 --> 00:06:44,500 Girl, it's wild. All of this is just so wild. 149 00:06:44,533 --> 00:06:45,567 - Yeah. 150 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:47,000 - Like, have you seen his mug shot? 151 00:06:47,033 --> 00:06:50,533 - I haven't. 152 00:06:50,567 --> 00:06:53,033 - I mean, think back to when we first met. 153 00:06:53,066 --> 00:06:55,734 He was so different. - Oh, my gosh. I know. 154 00:06:58,667 --> 00:07:00,133 - Whoa! 155 00:07:00,166 --> 00:07:02,533 [applause] 156 00:07:03,333 --> 00:07:06,533 - I don't know. It just makes me really sad to see it. 157 00:07:06,567 --> 00:07:08,133 - Yeah. 158 00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:10,367 - There's just so many mixed emotions. 159 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:11,567 I mean, I don't know. It's just crazy. 160 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:13,000 It's crazy. It's crazy. 161 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:16,133 [dramatic music] 162 00:07:16,166 --> 00:07:17,500 - Coming up... 163 00:07:17,533 --> 00:07:19,500 - You look better than ever. - Thank you. 164 00:07:19,533 --> 00:07:22,734 - Like, if I wasn't married, I would be attracted to you. 165 00:07:26,433 --> 00:07:26,700 [upbeat music] 166 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:30,166 ♪ ♪ 167 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,700 [phone line trilling] 168 00:07:31,734 --> 00:07:34,567 - Hello? - Hello, how's it going? 169 00:07:36,233 --> 00:07:37,700 - I'm good. 170 00:07:37,734 --> 00:07:43,700 I just dropped P off at preschool, so these are, 171 00:07:43,734 --> 00:07:46,700 like, my few hours where I have alone time. 172 00:07:48,166 --> 00:07:52,734 - Well, actually, I'm on my way to Craig's. 173 00:07:52,767 --> 00:07:54,367 - Oh, boy. 174 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:57,467 - I have not seen Craig since he returned from his... 175 00:07:57,500 --> 00:08:00,266 - Bahamian adventure, yeah. 176 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,400 - I'm not. 177 00:08:06,433 --> 00:08:11,166 That's my new mantra for 2018 is to be less hard on Craig. 178 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:14,166 [quirky music] 179 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:19,000 ♪ ♪ 180 00:08:20,633 --> 00:08:22,200 - Hey, Camy. 181 00:08:22,233 --> 00:08:23,700 Welcome to the house. 182 00:08:23,734 --> 00:08:25,033 Hey, Bethany. Stay in-- 183 00:08:25,066 --> 00:08:26,667 - You have a dog? - Yeah, don't let her out. 184 00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:28,100 - No way. Why didn't I-- - Don't let her out. 185 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:29,166 Bethany, hey. 186 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:30,266 - What's her name? - Bethany. 187 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:31,600 - Bethany? - Bethany. 188 00:08:31,633 --> 00:08:33,500 Cameran, who lets someone's dog out? 189 00:08:33,533 --> 00:08:36,033 Bethany, come here. Bethany. 190 00:08:36,066 --> 00:08:37,233 - Craig. - What? 191 00:08:37,266 --> 00:08:39,734 - Your house is clean and decorated 192 00:08:39,767 --> 00:08:43,233 and you have a dog and a tan and a beard. 193 00:08:43,266 --> 00:08:45,066 - What, am I in the twilight zone right now? 194 00:08:47,767 --> 00:08:49,667 - Craig, this is a lot to take in right now. 195 00:08:49,700 --> 00:08:51,200 - You haven't even seen the living room. 196 00:08:51,233 --> 00:08:54,100 - [gasps] What? 197 00:08:54,133 --> 00:08:55,100 Oh, my God. 198 00:08:55,133 --> 00:08:57,100 - Do you like it? - Yes. 199 00:08:57,133 --> 00:09:00,233 It's updated. It's cool. It's funky. 200 00:09:00,266 --> 00:09:03,000 - I even have a "shaz" lounge. - Chaise. 201 00:09:03,033 --> 00:09:05,300 - Chaise, I know, but the French say "shaz." 202 00:09:05,333 --> 00:09:06,734 - I mean, the last time 203 00:09:06,767 --> 00:09:08,633 that I was at this house, it was so bad. 204 00:09:08,667 --> 00:09:10,266 - Yeah. 205 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,200 As you'll see, there's construction and stuff. 206 00:09:12,233 --> 00:09:14,233 [snorts] 207 00:09:14,266 --> 00:09:16,734 - You could, like, hire a cleaning service. 208 00:09:16,767 --> 00:09:18,133 - Yeah. 209 00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:20,133 - Did this have a wall, or did you take it down? 210 00:09:20,166 --> 00:09:22,000 - We took it down. 211 00:09:23,667 --> 00:09:25,233 You want a drink or something? 212 00:09:25,266 --> 00:09:27,533 - I mean, yeah, wine. I don't have long. 213 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:30,533 I have to pick up my child at 1:30, so I have an hour-- 214 00:09:30,567 --> 00:09:32,266 I have 1 1/2 hours of freedom. 215 00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:33,767 - How's Palmer doing? 216 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,066 - Oh! Craig. - Yeah? 217 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:39,300 - It is by far the hardest thing I've ever done. 218 00:09:39,333 --> 00:09:42,066 Here, you go waddle around. 219 00:09:42,100 --> 00:09:43,333 Mommy has to do some work. 220 00:09:43,367 --> 00:09:45,767 - [whining] - Go play with Elvis. 221 00:09:48,066 --> 00:09:49,300 - Okay, um. 222 00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:51,033 Let me just-- - [crying] 223 00:09:51,066 --> 00:09:52,667 If you can just hang on one second. 224 00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:54,700 Could you please eat for Mommy? 225 00:09:54,734 --> 00:09:57,633 Look, look, look. Ugh. 226 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:00,100 - What about work? Have you started? 227 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:03,600 - I literally had a big breakdown 228 00:10:03,633 --> 00:10:05,066 because I was, 229 00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:07,233 like, a platinum-level Realtor last year, 230 00:10:07,266 --> 00:10:10,133 which means I did very, very well, and this year, 231 00:10:10,166 --> 00:10:14,333 since Palmer has been born, I've sold one thing. 232 00:10:14,367 --> 00:10:17,000 [dramatic music] 233 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:20,300 I went from being on top of my game to now 234 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:22,300 I forget to call back the appraiser. 235 00:10:22,333 --> 00:10:27,600 You can't be a full-time mom and work at the same time. 236 00:10:27,633 --> 00:10:30,166 There's no--there's absolutely no way to have it all. 237 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:33,667 There's just not. 238 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:36,233 Let's talk about the fact that you look better than ever. 239 00:10:36,266 --> 00:10:37,567 - Thank you. 240 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:39,700 - Like, if I wasn't married, I would be attracted to you. 241 00:10:39,734 --> 00:10:42,200 [quirky music] 242 00:10:42,233 --> 00:10:43,700 - Really? - Yes. 243 00:10:43,734 --> 00:10:45,633 - Well, that's a compliment. - I mean--I mean, I'm not, 244 00:10:45,667 --> 00:10:48,200 but I'm just saying, you look like a man. 245 00:10:48,233 --> 00:10:49,633 - Yeah, the Bahamas, uh-- 246 00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:52,200 the Bahamas were very healthy for me. 247 00:10:52,233 --> 00:10:54,000 Last year, Naomie and I 248 00:10:54,033 --> 00:10:55,734 had gone to our friend's wedding in Marsh Harbour, 249 00:10:55,767 --> 00:10:58,734 and I always told myself, like, I would go back there, 250 00:10:58,767 --> 00:11:01,300 so I flew over, and then the second day, I was like, 251 00:11:01,333 --> 00:11:04,100 "This is my, like, happy place," 252 00:11:04,133 --> 00:11:05,367 and so I rented a house 253 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:07,667 and ended up staying three months. 254 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:10,100 I got my own machete and learned how to, like, 255 00:11:10,133 --> 00:11:11,300 open up the coconuts 256 00:11:11,333 --> 00:11:14,066 and harvest my own fruit and spearfish. 257 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:15,400 - Craig, it's like that movie 258 00:11:15,433 --> 00:11:18,233 "How Stella Got Her Groove Back." 259 00:11:19,467 --> 00:11:22,100 - I need to watch that, I guess. 260 00:11:25,166 --> 00:11:28,133 [energetic music] 261 00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:35,200 ♪ ♪ 262 00:11:35,667 --> 00:11:38,300 - Hi. What's up? - Hi. 263 00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:39,734 - No. 264 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,600 - All right, so we're already complaining? 265 00:11:41,633 --> 00:11:43,233 - Yes. - No, no. Enough. 266 00:11:43,266 --> 00:11:45,767 - Okay. 267 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,200 All right, what are we-- what are we doing today? 268 00:11:47,233 --> 00:11:49,233 - We'll dead lift. Do you want to do butt? 269 00:11:49,266 --> 00:11:52,166 - Is that a nice way of telling me I don't have an ass? 270 00:11:55,033 --> 00:11:58,266 - You're rude. - All right, let's go. 271 00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,767 - I have a new boyfriend, 272 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,400 and I'm just happy as a clam. 273 00:12:06,233 --> 00:12:07,767 That was coming straight for my new nose. 274 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,367 - [laughs] 275 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:12,233 - Metul and I, we've been dating almost six months. 276 00:12:12,266 --> 00:12:14,133 I saw him out and was like, 277 00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:17,667 "He is hot. I want to date him." 278 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:20,166 - Is that hard for you? - It's, like, okay. 279 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,367 - You can add more weight. 280 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,233 - No, no. I can't. I can't do more. 281 00:12:23,266 --> 00:12:25,133 - It's the last one. - I said, "No, thank you." 282 00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:26,633 I said, "No, thank you." 283 00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:28,767 - I said, "I don't care." 284 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,667 All right, go. 285 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:34,133 Good. Yeah, that's perfect. All right, so do five. 286 00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:36,767 - Metul is one of the smartest people I know. 287 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:41,300 He's nice. He's hot. He's cool. He's fun. He's got abs. 288 00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:45,100 And he likes me back, which is wild. 289 00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:48,066 So Patricia's having a welcome back party for Whitney. 290 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:50,166 It's on Friday. - I have to wake up too early. 291 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,066 I have to wake up at 5:00. - I know. 292 00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:54,066 - Are you gonna be okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 293 00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:55,767 I just hating going to stuff without you, 294 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,300 because then I always just want to leave early 295 00:12:57,333 --> 00:12:59,266 to go hang out with you. 296 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:02,333 Metul is in his residency to become an anesthesiologist, 297 00:13:02,367 --> 00:13:04,266 and so he would never stay out late. 298 00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:06,467 He wouldn't even drink the night before he had work 299 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:08,367 because people's lives are at stake. 300 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,700 Okay, well, you don't have to, like, show off. 301 00:13:10,734 --> 00:13:13,266 I would have never appreciated those things 302 00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:15,400 had I not been with somebody that was the opposite. 303 00:13:15,433 --> 00:13:20,433 You sit home and you sew and you pretend to do things. 304 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,066 - What's wrong with my sewing? 305 00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:25,000 - Go. - Okay. 306 00:13:25,033 --> 00:13:27,033 I mean, Metul came along when I least expected somebody to. 307 00:13:27,066 --> 00:13:28,367 - See? 308 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:31,033 You always think you can't do it till you do it. 309 00:13:31,066 --> 00:13:34,533 - And it's, like, the greatest thing that ever happened. 310 00:13:34,567 --> 00:13:35,700 - I'm proud of you. 311 00:13:35,734 --> 00:13:39,767 You complained a little less than average. 312 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,767 - Shut up. - [chuckles] 313 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:46,300 - So you feel like going down there 314 00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:48,100 got your mind off of Naomie 315 00:13:48,133 --> 00:13:49,533 and helped you get over her? 316 00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:53,033 - Yeah. One day I just woke up and I wasn't angry anymore. 317 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:55,367 - Has she seen you since you got your groove back? 318 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:59,200 - Yeah. She doesn't like to look in my direction, 319 00:13:59,233 --> 00:14:00,767 and she's got a new boyfriend. 320 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,233 - Right. 321 00:14:02,266 --> 00:14:08,166 - I think Naomie is a lot more upset, very secretly, 322 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:11,233 about our break-up than she puts off. 323 00:14:11,266 --> 00:14:14,333 I hope Naomie-- there's no way for me-- 324 00:14:14,367 --> 00:14:16,567 everyone'll think it's cra-- you know, sounds ----ed up, 325 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:20,066 but I just hope that she's not willing to sacrifice 326 00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:25,467 her own happiness trying to prove being right about us. 327 00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:27,767 That's a closed chapter. 328 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,500 The Bahamas were necessary for that, 329 00:14:29,533 --> 00:14:31,367 and I want you to come down there, 330 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:34,100 because the Bahamas are so good for people. 331 00:14:34,133 --> 00:14:36,100 - Craig, I can't. Stop. 332 00:14:36,133 --> 00:14:38,200 I have freaking responsibilities now. 333 00:14:38,233 --> 00:14:40,000 - Oh, yeah. You have a kid. - Like, I have a kid. 334 00:14:40,033 --> 00:14:42,200 - But... 335 00:14:42,233 --> 00:14:44,333 - I just feel like I've lost my edge. 336 00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:46,500 - I don't think so. - Should I smoke weed? 337 00:14:46,533 --> 00:14:48,200 Like, do you think that would help me? 338 00:14:48,233 --> 00:14:50,233 [laughs] 339 00:14:50,266 --> 00:14:52,533 Like, I need a dealer. So who could I buy it from? 340 00:14:52,567 --> 00:14:54,133 Who? 341 00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:57,166 - Everyone in your life literally smokes weed. 342 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,567 - [laughs] 343 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,066 - Coming up... 344 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:03,133 - They had a lot of issues. Infidelity. 345 00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:04,300 - I mean, I saw the video. 346 00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:06,000 I guess he was having a threesome. 347 00:15:06,033 --> 00:15:07,266 - Yeah. 348 00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:10,333 - This is ----ing bullsh--! - Madison. Madison! 349 00:15:13,567 --> 00:15:14,066 [lively music] 350 00:15:16,367 --> 00:15:22,166 ♪ ♪ 351 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,700 - What up, Evan? - What's up? 352 00:15:23,734 --> 00:15:25,533 - How's it going? - Hey. 353 00:15:25,567 --> 00:15:28,367 - What's up with you? - Well, I need a new board. 354 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,467 - Yeah? Let's see what we got. 355 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:32,400 [upbeat surf music] 356 00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:33,700 Maybe look at a board like this. 357 00:15:33,734 --> 00:15:35,200 With the materials it's made out of, 358 00:15:35,233 --> 00:15:36,367 it's superbuoyant, and-- 359 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:37,567 - And it's so pretty. 360 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:38,667 - Yeah, and it-- and it looks good. 361 00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:39,767 - Sick. 362 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,600 I went to Costa Rica five years ago 363 00:15:41,633 --> 00:15:44,333 and that's where I took my first surf lesson 364 00:15:44,367 --> 00:15:45,767 and I fell in love with it 365 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,500 and so now I try to get out there as much as possible. 366 00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:51,333 Now, if I go out there and I suck, 367 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:52,333 I'm bringing it back. 368 00:15:52,367 --> 00:15:53,600 What's the policy? 369 00:15:53,633 --> 00:15:55,233 - [chuckles] Uh... 370 00:15:55,266 --> 00:15:56,633 once it touches water, you can't bring it back... 371 00:15:56,667 --> 00:15:58,233 - No. - But--but I think-- 372 00:15:58,266 --> 00:15:59,467 I know you're gonna love it. - Chels. 373 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,100 - What up, Shep? What do you think about this? 374 00:16:01,133 --> 00:16:02,300 - That's the one you want? 375 00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:03,500 - I don't know. 376 00:16:03,533 --> 00:16:07,133 - It, uh--is it epoxy? 377 00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:09,367 - Yeah. - I like the board, 378 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,300 but I'm an old-school foam-- I'm a foam guy. 379 00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:13,600 - Well, I want your opinion. - That is old-school. 380 00:16:13,633 --> 00:16:17,233 - I'm gonna get this surfboard. - I'ma take this up front. 381 00:16:17,266 --> 00:16:20,166 - Thank you, Evan. - No worries. 382 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:23,567 - So how's your house? - It's almost done. 383 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,500 - Yeah, it better be good, because you didn't come 384 00:16:25,533 --> 00:16:27,433 to that movie with me because of that house. 385 00:16:27,467 --> 00:16:29,333 - I know, and can I tell you this? 386 00:16:29,367 --> 00:16:31,300 I've been focusing on this house. 387 00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:34,567 It's been, like, five months, which is insane, 388 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:39,400 Now I'm a homeowner, and it's expensive as (BLEEP). 389 00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,567 It's a lot of house. It's honestly too much house. 390 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,266 I don't know what I was thinking. 391 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:47,500 I bought my house for 335. 392 00:16:47,533 --> 00:16:52,400 So that's 5,583.33333 haircuts 393 00:16:52,433 --> 00:16:55,633 that it took me to buy this house. 394 00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:57,500 Because of my house, 395 00:16:57,533 --> 00:17:01,266 I feel like I've lost touch with, like, everybody. 396 00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:05,533 - Austen, he was supposed to go to dinner with us last night, 397 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:09,700 and he couldn't go because Madison had her son. 398 00:17:09,734 --> 00:17:11,166 - Okay. 399 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:14,166 [upbeat percussive music] 400 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,667 ♪ ♪ 401 00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:18,533 [upbeat tuba music] 402 00:17:18,567 --> 00:17:20,300 - Hey, how's it going? - Hey. 403 00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:21,700 - What can I get for you? 404 00:17:21,734 --> 00:17:24,567 - A dirty chai tea latte. - All right. 405 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,000 - And make it two. 406 00:17:26,033 --> 00:17:28,266 - Sounds good. 407 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,767 - Thank you. 408 00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:35,300 Let's put the lids-- 409 00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:37,567 ♪ ♪ 410 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,734 Are you serious? 411 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:46,767 ♪ ♪ 412 00:17:49,233 --> 00:17:51,200 Hey. - Hey. 413 00:17:51,233 --> 00:17:53,233 - Look how cute you look. - Thank you. 414 00:17:53,266 --> 00:17:55,633 - Hey, babe. - Hey. 415 00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:58,600 All right, I just got you kind of exactly what I got. 416 00:17:58,633 --> 00:18:00,133 - Perfect. 417 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,433 - But we're not saving the turtles or anything, but-- 418 00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:04,333 - Oh, my gosh, that's the best thing I've ever heard. 419 00:18:04,367 --> 00:18:05,600 I'm not a fan. 420 00:18:05,633 --> 00:18:07,433 - Of saving the turtles? 421 00:18:07,467 --> 00:18:08,734 - Well, the paper straws, but... 422 00:18:08,767 --> 00:18:10,200 - Okay. 423 00:18:10,233 --> 00:18:13,533 I've been dating Madison for about eight months, 424 00:18:13,567 --> 00:18:15,467 and, you know, it's been a whirlwind. 425 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:17,367 - Well, what'd you do today? 426 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:20,533 - You know, not as much as you, I don't think. 427 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,500 - You're my work in progress. - [laughs] 428 00:18:22,533 --> 00:18:23,667 Every woman in my life 429 00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:25,433 just makes me feel like an unemployed bum. 430 00:18:25,467 --> 00:18:26,734 God. 431 00:18:26,767 --> 00:18:31,000 She is passionate, independent, 432 00:18:31,033 --> 00:18:35,233 and she makes me want to be a better person. 433 00:18:35,266 --> 00:18:36,667 - You look great. - Do I? 434 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:39,600 - Yeah, you do. You look so cute. 435 00:18:39,633 --> 00:18:41,233 How are you? How's work? 436 00:18:41,266 --> 00:18:43,433 - Good. I get a little break. - Yeah? 437 00:18:43,467 --> 00:18:44,600 - And then I have to go see Patricia. 438 00:18:44,633 --> 00:18:46,433 - Which is still "working," right? 439 00:18:46,467 --> 00:18:48,367 'Cause you can give her, like, a blowout there 440 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,367 and then have a drink or two. 441 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,066 - Exactly. - That is nice. 442 00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:53,333 - I do want a bourbon sour, I have to say. 443 00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:55,000 - Okay, well, talking about Patricia, 444 00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:59,500 she did call me and invited us both to her house for dinner. 445 00:18:59,533 --> 00:19:02,533 - Well, do you think that Shep is gonna go? 446 00:19:02,567 --> 00:19:05,233 - Absolutely. 447 00:19:05,266 --> 00:19:06,633 - My favorite person. 448 00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:10,033 [tense music] 449 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:12,533 - You know Madison, right? - I like Madison. 450 00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:14,233 She did my hair not too long ago. 451 00:19:14,266 --> 00:19:16,700 - Yeah? - She is funny as sh--. 452 00:19:16,734 --> 00:19:18,633 - I know she's really tight with Patricia. 453 00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:20,400 - What does that have to do with anything? 454 00:19:20,433 --> 00:19:21,600 - I don't want to badmouth people 455 00:19:21,633 --> 00:19:23,367 that are friends of other people, 456 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:26,667 but, I mean, Austen and Madison are very bad together. 457 00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:31,433 They had a lot of issues. Infidelity. 458 00:19:31,467 --> 00:19:32,567 Yeah. 459 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,533 - I don't know. - You don't know that? 460 00:19:34,567 --> 00:19:36,667 - I mean, I saw the video on Instagram of him, 461 00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:39,000 like, having girls in his room and her showing up. 462 00:19:39,033 --> 00:19:40,633 I guess he was having a threesome. 463 00:19:40,667 --> 00:19:42,400 - Yeah. 464 00:19:42,433 --> 00:19:44,533 - This is ----ing-- 465 00:19:44,567 --> 00:19:49,700 - This is ----ing bullsh--! - Madison. Madison! 466 00:19:49,734 --> 00:19:52,600 You are an insane person. 467 00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,533 - Oh, my God! 468 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:04,567 - Madison! 469 00:20:05,567 --> 00:20:07,000 - No, you're not. 470 00:20:07,033 --> 00:20:09,767 What the (BLEEP) is the matter with you? 471 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,567 - But I know for a fact 472 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:17,734 that she had a dalliance... after his stupidity, 473 00:20:17,767 --> 00:20:20,133 and to me that's, like, not okay. 474 00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:22,700 Like, it's not okay what he did, but leave, 475 00:20:22,734 --> 00:20:24,600 because it only humiliates him. 476 00:20:24,633 --> 00:20:27,567 - But he was calling her crazy. - I don't-- 477 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,333 - As he's getting busted cheating, she's the crazy one. 478 00:20:30,367 --> 00:20:33,400 - Look, all I know is that I don't respect what he did, 479 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:36,133 but I totally don't respect what she did. 480 00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:37,700 - That's, like, the good ol' boy thing 481 00:20:37,734 --> 00:20:39,467 where it's okay for a guy to do that. 482 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,000 They're just being a guy. 483 00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:43,567 I think Austen, though, he's into girls that are kind of, 484 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,734 like--I don't know what the word is, but-- 485 00:20:45,767 --> 00:20:49,633 - He was into you, you doofus. - Okay. All right, good point. 486 00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:52,000 - [laughs] - Oh, God. 487 00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:55,633 - Listen, about Shep, 488 00:20:55,667 --> 00:20:58,066 he is one of my best buds, and you're my girlfriend. 489 00:20:58,100 --> 00:20:59,333 Like, I need y'all to get along, 490 00:20:59,367 --> 00:21:00,734 or I would like you to. 491 00:21:00,767 --> 00:21:04,600 - Right, right. He's been saying things to you. 492 00:21:04,633 --> 00:21:06,166 - Look, I don't want to sound, you know, 493 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,700 naive and just be like, you know, 494 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,567 "He has my back through and through," 495 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:12,567 but, you know, for him to say a couple things, you know-- 496 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,600 - Yeah. I mean, what's have your back, you know? 497 00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:18,633 - Madison and I have definitely been through our ups and downs. 498 00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:23,333 - This is ----ing bullsh--! - Madison. Madison! 499 00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:27,500 And it's easy to give your buddy a hard time 500 00:21:27,533 --> 00:21:31,033 when you don't really understand what is going on, 501 00:21:31,066 --> 00:21:34,667 but Madison and I have decided to move past it 502 00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:36,467 and to be happy together. 503 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,767 Look at you. - What? 504 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,400 - Oh, my little-- [laughs] 505 00:21:46,066 --> 00:21:47,200 - Coming up... 506 00:21:47,233 --> 00:21:48,633 - Are those leopards? - Yes. 507 00:21:48,667 --> 00:21:50,767 - That's fabulous. Love it. - Thank you. 508 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,667 - You guys have, like, matching caftans. 509 00:21:57,734 --> 00:21:58,200 [quirky music] 510 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:07,533 ♪ ♪ 511 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,066 - Look at those three dishes right there. 512 00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:14,000 ♪ ♪ 513 00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:15,567 [soda bottle fizzes] 514 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:22,633 ♪ ♪ 515 00:22:28,066 --> 00:22:30,567 - How's it going? - All ready. 516 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,533 - This is the placement. - Placement. 517 00:22:32,567 --> 00:22:33,734 - And then we got the other side. Okay. 518 00:22:33,767 --> 00:22:35,533 - It's all set. - All right. 519 00:22:35,567 --> 00:22:40,233 ♪ ♪ 520 00:22:40,266 --> 00:22:42,700 - I'm here for an inspection. 521 00:22:42,734 --> 00:22:45,233 - The toffee beans aren't on yet. 522 00:22:45,266 --> 00:22:46,567 - Oh. 523 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,066 - I've got to get those on a tray. 524 00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,200 - Um... 525 00:22:49,233 --> 00:22:53,467 I would have put the napkins on the plates. 526 00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:55,734 Do I want to bother? No, it's too late now. 527 00:22:55,767 --> 00:22:58,700 - No, no. - The hell with it. 528 00:22:58,734 --> 00:23:00,667 I would have changed the flowers, but I think it's-- 529 00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:02,233 - I think it's okay, Mom. 530 00:23:02,266 --> 00:23:03,667 You know what? I think the guests will-- 531 00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:05,133 - Yes, darling? 532 00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:06,600 - I think the--I think the guests will be fine. 533 00:23:06,633 --> 00:23:09,066 - You think so? - Yeah, just a hunch. 534 00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:12,066 [upbeat jazzy music] 535 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:15,233 ♪ ♪ 536 00:23:15,266 --> 00:23:17,133 When was the last time you were there? 537 00:23:17,166 --> 00:23:18,600 - Well, the last time I went to an event there 538 00:23:18,633 --> 00:23:20,734 was the first time I've been to an event there, 539 00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:22,100 and that was the pool party. 540 00:23:22,133 --> 00:23:24,066 - Never officially invited, though. 541 00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:26,233 - Hi. Enchanté. 542 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:31,100 - She's pretty good-looking. 543 00:23:31,133 --> 00:23:32,533 - Like, I feel like I need to be 544 00:23:32,567 --> 00:23:36,033 walking down her staircase announced in my dress. 545 00:23:36,066 --> 00:23:38,233 Like, "Kathryn Dennis, 546 00:23:38,266 --> 00:23:40,233 you're accepted into society now." 547 00:23:40,266 --> 00:23:43,100 You know what I'm saying? Oh, my God. 548 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,233 - Do you use this? - Yeah, I use that. 549 00:23:48,266 --> 00:23:49,233 [metal clangs] 550 00:23:49,266 --> 00:23:50,600 - Good evening. 551 00:23:50,633 --> 00:23:52,600 - Hello. - What a beautiful dress. 552 00:23:52,633 --> 00:23:54,266 - Thank you. - Hello. 553 00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:55,700 - It feels great in here. 554 00:23:55,734 --> 00:23:57,300 - Very colorful. 555 00:23:57,333 --> 00:24:00,100 To the right. 556 00:24:00,133 --> 00:24:02,100 - Well, look who's here. - Hi. 557 00:24:02,133 --> 00:24:04,633 - Hey, ladies, wow. - How are you? Good to see you. 558 00:24:04,667 --> 00:24:06,700 - Don't you look beautiful? 559 00:24:06,734 --> 00:24:08,633 - So I have this for you. - Aren't you sweet? 560 00:24:08,667 --> 00:24:10,500 - I don't know if you'd like me to set this somewhere. 561 00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:12,100 - Look at you. 562 00:24:12,133 --> 00:24:13,533 - How are you? - Very well, how are you? 563 00:24:13,567 --> 00:24:14,667 - Good to see you. Welcome home. 564 00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:16,266 - I'm gonna put this over here. 565 00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:17,734 - Danni. - I'm so glad you're back. 566 00:24:17,767 --> 00:24:19,233 - Thank you. - Are those leopards? 567 00:24:19,266 --> 00:24:20,734 - Yes. - That's fabulous. 568 00:24:20,767 --> 00:24:22,533 I love it. - Thank you. 569 00:24:22,567 --> 00:24:25,700 - You guys have, like, matching caftans. 570 00:24:25,734 --> 00:24:29,100 You look good. 571 00:24:29,133 --> 00:24:31,533 - Hey, friends. - Hey. 572 00:24:31,567 --> 00:24:34,033 - How are we? - Bro. 573 00:24:34,066 --> 00:24:37,100 - Hey, look at you. - You look good. 574 00:24:37,133 --> 00:24:39,233 - Gorgeous. Look at this pretty dress. 575 00:24:39,266 --> 00:24:41,266 - Y'all match, your shoes and everything. 576 00:24:41,300 --> 00:24:42,734 - Well, I think she'd need to get her dress dirty 577 00:24:42,767 --> 00:24:45,000 for the matching shoes. 578 00:24:45,033 --> 00:24:46,567 Oh, tsss! 579 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:49,533 - Man, he didn't even have time to plan that one. 580 00:24:49,567 --> 00:24:52,567 - Come sit down. Come sit down. 581 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,700 - Have a seat. - Hey. 582 00:24:54,734 --> 00:24:56,533 - Hello. - Hey, darling. 583 00:24:56,567 --> 00:24:58,233 I'm so glad to see you. 584 00:24:58,266 --> 00:25:01,033 - Thank you for having us. - Hey, Wilson. 585 00:25:01,066 --> 00:25:05,066 - Good to see you. - Nice to see you. 586 00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:06,567 - Hey, friends. - Hey, you. 587 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:09,166 - Whitney, welcome back. - Baby doll. How are you? 588 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,333 - Where have you been, London? - All over. 589 00:25:11,367 --> 00:25:13,100 - Hi, Miss Patricia. - Hey, honey. 590 00:25:13,133 --> 00:25:15,633 - You look beautiful. - Well, so do you, my dear. 591 00:25:15,667 --> 00:25:18,567 - Good to see you. - Here, have a seat. Sit down. 592 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,600 - I didn't want to take your seat. 593 00:25:20,633 --> 00:25:24,600 Don't sit me by the bell. - Go ahead, be my guest. 594 00:25:24,633 --> 00:25:26,700 I'm tired of that responsibility. 595 00:25:26,734 --> 00:25:30,000 [laughter] 596 00:25:30,033 --> 00:25:33,033 Cam! - Everyone. 597 00:25:33,066 --> 00:25:34,567 - Come here, baby. Come here. Oh, yeah. 598 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,567 - Whitney. 599 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:37,734 - Oh, this is cute. 600 00:25:37,767 --> 00:25:39,233 Y'all don't have to get up. Don't get up. 601 00:25:39,266 --> 00:25:40,734 - Hello. - Hello. 602 00:25:40,767 --> 00:25:43,300 - I missed you. - I know. How have you been? 603 00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:44,734 - Good. - We've got to catch up. 604 00:25:44,767 --> 00:25:47,200 - We'll have to go out and... - Do something. 605 00:25:47,233 --> 00:25:49,600 - Do something cultural. - Yeah, exactly. Exactly. 606 00:25:49,633 --> 00:25:51,734 ♪ ♪ 607 00:25:51,767 --> 00:25:54,433 - I feel like this is too nice to put a meatball on. 608 00:25:54,467 --> 00:25:56,000 Wait, what is this, a hush puppy? 609 00:25:56,033 --> 00:25:57,200 - Oh. 610 00:25:57,233 --> 00:26:01,066 - Welcome to the castle. 611 00:26:01,100 --> 00:26:03,667 [metal clangs] 612 00:26:03,700 --> 00:26:04,700 - How are you doing, sir? 613 00:26:04,734 --> 00:26:07,433 - Good, how are you? - Very good. 614 00:26:07,467 --> 00:26:08,734 - Welcome. - Hello. 615 00:26:08,767 --> 00:26:10,300 - Yeah, I told you that-- 616 00:26:10,333 --> 00:26:11,433 - Hey! - Craigy. 617 00:26:11,467 --> 00:26:13,667 - Ms. Patricia, this is--this is Caroline. 618 00:26:13,700 --> 00:26:15,100 - Hi. - Hi, Caroline. 619 00:26:15,133 --> 00:26:17,333 - This is Whitney and a whole bunch of people. 620 00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:20,667 - No, but she's beautiful. 621 00:26:20,700 --> 00:26:22,266 - There's a pillow. 622 00:26:22,300 --> 00:26:24,033 - I made this for you in the Bahamas 623 00:26:24,066 --> 00:26:26,100 as kind of a--you know, as a funny, like-- 624 00:26:26,133 --> 00:26:28,033 - Oh, it's got a flamingo. - Yeah. 625 00:26:28,066 --> 00:26:29,233 - That's very, very, very sweet. 626 00:26:29,266 --> 00:26:31,133 - It was kind of a gag, you know, 627 00:26:31,166 --> 00:26:33,400 since I never finished the one last year. 628 00:26:37,467 --> 00:26:39,767 - I'm gonna put it over here. - Wilson. 629 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,467 - Please sit. - Yeah, scoot on in. 630 00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:44,400 - This is Caroline. Caroline, this is Cam. 631 00:26:44,433 --> 00:26:47,767 - I'm Chelsea. Nice to meet you. 632 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,400 - [gasps] Oh, my God. 633 00:26:49,433 --> 00:26:52,667 - Let's just act like it didn't happen. 634 00:26:52,700 --> 00:26:55,200 Hi. How are you doing? Good to see you. 635 00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:00,000 - I wouldn't say that it's awkward with Craig. 636 00:27:00,033 --> 00:27:02,400 I would say more that 637 00:27:02,433 --> 00:27:06,100 I don't really have anything to say to him. 638 00:27:08,767 --> 00:27:11,100 - Wait, who is-- 639 00:27:11,133 --> 00:27:12,734 I'm usually the one spilling it. 640 00:27:12,767 --> 00:27:14,266 Oh, and Naomie, this is Caroline. 641 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:15,400 Caroline, this is Naomie. 642 00:27:15,433 --> 00:27:17,000 - Hi. - Hey, how are you? 643 00:27:17,033 --> 00:27:19,133 Nice to meet you. Hi. Good to see you. 644 00:27:19,166 --> 00:27:21,300 - What's up? How are you? 645 00:27:21,333 --> 00:27:23,133 Naomie and I are civil. 646 00:27:23,166 --> 00:27:25,300 Should I get you a club soda? 647 00:27:25,333 --> 00:27:28,166 But it's just easier to avoid each other... 648 00:27:31,367 --> 00:27:34,000 Because I think it's too painful for Naomie. 649 00:27:34,033 --> 00:27:36,266 - [laughs] 650 00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:37,767 - Anywho. 651 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,367 - Hey, Kathryn, is this your first time here? 652 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:43,133 - It's the first event I've been invited to. 653 00:27:43,166 --> 00:27:44,333 [laughs] 654 00:27:44,367 --> 00:27:46,367 - Last time you were here, you spent the night. 655 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:49,734 [laughter] 656 00:27:49,767 --> 00:27:53,500 - What is this? Look, there's bras, underwear. 657 00:27:53,533 --> 00:27:57,133 - It's Kathryn's stuff. - Bless her little heart. 658 00:27:57,166 --> 00:27:59,300 - This couch really has seen more than-- 659 00:27:59,333 --> 00:28:01,367 no, I'm just kidding. 660 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:05,166 - There might be more stains on this couch. 661 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,200 - I'm kidding. 662 00:28:07,233 --> 00:28:09,300 - There's Dr. Billy. - Dr. Billy. 663 00:28:09,333 --> 00:28:11,033 - Love you, man. - How are you? 664 00:28:11,066 --> 00:28:13,700 - How are you? Thank you for coming. 665 00:28:13,734 --> 00:28:16,300 - Hello, Michael. - Good to see you, sirs. 666 00:28:16,333 --> 00:28:18,467 - I just finished a book called "When Breath Becomes Air," 667 00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:20,433 and I recommend it highly to everyone. 668 00:28:20,467 --> 00:28:23,433 - I just started a book called "How To Un---- Yourself." 669 00:28:23,467 --> 00:28:25,433 - Okay. [laughter] 670 00:28:25,467 --> 00:28:28,100 - Hello. How's it going? - Oh, man. 671 00:28:28,133 --> 00:28:31,233 - I brought a plus one. - Shep and Eliza? 672 00:28:33,100 --> 00:28:34,500 - Sheppy. 673 00:28:34,533 --> 00:28:36,734 [tense music] 674 00:28:36,767 --> 00:28:38,333 - You look beautiful. 675 00:28:38,367 --> 00:28:39,500 - Thank you. - Hi. 676 00:28:39,533 --> 00:28:42,433 - Hi. I like your date. 677 00:28:42,467 --> 00:28:44,066 - Eliza, you know everybody, right? 678 00:28:44,100 --> 00:28:45,200 - No, I've never met any of them. 679 00:28:45,233 --> 00:28:46,533 - Okay. Well, everybody-- 680 00:28:46,567 --> 00:28:48,400 - Especially not her. 681 00:28:51,066 --> 00:28:55,133 - Not only is Eliza close with both Thomas and Ashley, 682 00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:57,367 but right when I got back from rehab 683 00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:01,066 at a very, very crucial time in my custody battle, 684 00:29:01,100 --> 00:29:03,433 Eliza spread lies about me. 685 00:29:03,467 --> 00:29:06,200 - She texted me, like, a few days ago, 686 00:29:06,233 --> 00:29:08,233 weird, probably intoxicated texts, 687 00:29:08,266 --> 00:29:10,100 and I called Shelby, Kathryn's cousin, 688 00:29:10,133 --> 00:29:11,600 and I was like, "Shelby, what's going on with Kathryn?" 689 00:29:11,633 --> 00:29:13,066 And Shelby was like, "I don't know. 690 00:29:13,100 --> 00:29:14,367 I'm just worried about her." 691 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,367 - Things like that 692 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:20,133 are what takes families and breaks them apart. 693 00:29:20,166 --> 00:29:23,033 There's boundaries you do not cross. 694 00:29:23,066 --> 00:29:25,233 - Hi. - Hi. 695 00:29:25,266 --> 00:29:26,500 How are you? - Good, how are you? 696 00:29:26,533 --> 00:29:28,000 - Good. 697 00:29:30,266 --> 00:29:31,367 - Coming up... 698 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,233 - Whitney, I need to ask you something. 699 00:29:43,266 --> 00:29:43,467 - Sheppy. 700 00:29:44,333 --> 00:29:46,133 - Oh, my God. 701 00:29:46,166 --> 00:29:47,166 - You look beautiful. 702 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,633 - Hi. - Hi. 703 00:29:49,667 --> 00:29:51,433 How are you? - Good, how are you? 704 00:29:51,467 --> 00:29:54,166 [overlapping chatter] 705 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:55,266 - You look sharp. 706 00:29:55,300 --> 00:29:57,667 - Thanks, bud. - How are you, Madison? 707 00:29:57,700 --> 00:30:00,166 I didn't say hello to you properly. 708 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,333 - I thought you were just being rude. 709 00:30:01,367 --> 00:30:03,400 - No, no, no. I'm sorry. 710 00:30:03,433 --> 00:30:06,033 It is so gross outside. 711 00:30:06,066 --> 00:30:09,266 I am furious about how hot it is. 712 00:30:09,300 --> 00:30:10,667 - How are you? - I'm good. 713 00:30:10,700 --> 00:30:13,300 I played polo for the first time in, like, two years. 714 00:30:13,333 --> 00:30:15,667 Yeah, I now know how old people feel that are crippled, 715 00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:18,033 because I feel like that 716 00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:19,633 'cause I live on the third floor of my house, 717 00:30:19,667 --> 00:30:23,166 so when I go up the stairs I'm like, "Oh, my back." 718 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:25,233 - You're like 22. - When I sit on the toilet-- 719 00:30:25,266 --> 00:30:28,066 I know, but-- okay, polo is a sport 720 00:30:28,100 --> 00:30:29,433 where you have to play polo to be polo-fit. 721 00:30:29,467 --> 00:30:30,567 - I've been. 722 00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,333 - You've been, but you ain't played. 723 00:30:32,367 --> 00:30:33,467 - Oh. 724 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,166 - And I thought I was gonna die. 725 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:39,300 It was my first time playing since I played at Thomas'. 726 00:30:39,333 --> 00:30:41,100 I mean, I've known him my whole life, 727 00:30:41,133 --> 00:30:42,467 'cause he's like family, you know? 728 00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:46,600 [tense music] 729 00:30:46,633 --> 00:30:48,667 - I need to get up. 730 00:30:48,700 --> 00:30:49,734 - Hi. 731 00:30:49,767 --> 00:30:51,300 - Oh, look at you. - Hey, my darling. 732 00:30:51,333 --> 00:30:52,467 - How are you? 733 00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:54,200 Thank you so much for having us. 734 00:30:54,233 --> 00:30:57,166 - Thank you for coming. - You look beautiful. 735 00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:58,633 - Okay, I definitely should get up. 736 00:30:58,667 --> 00:31:02,066 - Y'all want to go get a drink? - Yes. 737 00:31:02,100 --> 00:31:04,333 - So what's going on? Thanks for having me. 738 00:31:04,367 --> 00:31:06,166 - No, I'm glad to see you. 739 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,166 - It's been too long. - You want to go sit down? 740 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:12,266 ♪ ♪ 741 00:31:12,300 --> 00:31:14,567 - I wasn't expecting Shep to show up with Eliza. 742 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,367 - You know, didn't they hook up? 743 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,100 - I mean, it wouldn't surprise me. 744 00:31:18,133 --> 00:31:19,567 It's, like, a 20-year age difference. 745 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,600 - I don't know. I can't say much about it. 746 00:31:21,633 --> 00:31:24,300 [laughter] 747 00:31:24,333 --> 00:31:27,233 - Eliza told me I was her second choice, 748 00:31:27,266 --> 00:31:29,100 that you have ten boyfriends. 749 00:31:29,133 --> 00:31:30,433 - I'm sorry I'm young and hot 750 00:31:30,467 --> 00:31:33,400 and just graduated college 1 1/2 years ago. 751 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:40,433 - Okay, I will say this: the less issues, the better. 752 00:31:40,467 --> 00:31:43,333 - Yeah. 753 00:31:43,367 --> 00:31:47,300 - So Thursday, we had Victory Cup. Did anybody-- 754 00:31:47,333 --> 00:31:48,734 - I read about it. I read about it. 755 00:31:48,767 --> 00:31:50,300 - Yeah, I was playing. 756 00:31:50,333 --> 00:31:56,133 So I played Thursday, and I ran into T-Rav and Ashley. 757 00:31:56,166 --> 00:31:59,500 We said hey, and I don't have any problems with Ashley. 758 00:31:59,533 --> 00:32:00,600 - Yeah. 759 00:32:00,633 --> 00:32:01,667 - Thomas is like family to me despite... 760 00:32:01,700 --> 00:32:03,133 - Oh, sh--. 761 00:32:03,166 --> 00:32:04,133 - Everything that's been going on. 762 00:32:04,166 --> 00:32:05,767 It's not my, uh, battle. 763 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:10,400 - Oh. I am interested, morbidly fascinated. 764 00:32:10,433 --> 00:32:13,333 - I know. Me too. I hate to admit it, but-- 765 00:32:13,367 --> 00:32:14,567 [laughter] 766 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,233 - Dinner is served, madam. 767 00:32:16,266 --> 00:32:17,400 - Dinner's ready. - Wonderful. Okay. 768 00:32:17,433 --> 00:32:20,400 [upbeat big band music] 769 00:32:20,433 --> 00:32:23,500 ♪ ♪ 770 00:32:23,533 --> 00:32:25,734 - Where are we? - There are name cards. 771 00:32:25,767 --> 00:32:28,667 - Patricia, this is fabulous. - Yeah, this is beautiful. 772 00:32:28,700 --> 00:32:30,266 - Gosh, somebody has really good handwriting. 773 00:32:30,300 --> 00:32:32,667 - I'm over here. - Kathryn, you're over there. 774 00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:35,700 - Eliza, you're right here. - Oh, thank you, sir. 775 00:32:35,734 --> 00:32:37,433 - Chelsea, sit right here. 776 00:32:37,467 --> 00:32:39,166 - Right by Whitney. 777 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,567 - I feel like I've been a shvitz. I like this. 778 00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,767 - There will be no swearing at this table. 779 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,266 - [laughs] 780 00:32:45,300 --> 00:32:47,700 - What's the theme of this dinner? 781 00:32:47,734 --> 00:32:49,266 Is this just like-- 782 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:51,266 - Excess. - [laughs] 783 00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:53,533 That's the theme of every dinner over here. 784 00:32:53,567 --> 00:32:55,300 - Can we just talk about-- I love the fact 785 00:32:55,333 --> 00:32:58,734 that y'all are sitting next together and are new BFFs. 786 00:32:58,767 --> 00:33:01,533 I feel like Kathryn has replaced me. 787 00:33:01,567 --> 00:33:03,266 - [laughs] 788 00:33:03,300 --> 00:33:06,600 - What do you think? - I'm not quite sure. 789 00:33:06,633 --> 00:33:08,467 - I'm okay with it. I'm okay with it. 790 00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:11,000 [overlapping chatter] 791 00:33:11,033 --> 00:33:12,233 - Hey... 792 00:33:20,367 --> 00:33:22,367 We've talked about it. 793 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:23,500 - This summer? 794 00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:27,734 - This summer? - Yes. 795 00:33:27,767 --> 00:33:29,600 She said it. - She said that? 796 00:33:29,633 --> 00:33:32,200 - Yes. - Stop. 797 00:33:32,233 --> 00:33:34,734 [overlapping chatter] 798 00:33:35,734 --> 00:33:38,467 - Excuse me. 799 00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:41,433 [lively music] 800 00:33:41,467 --> 00:33:43,600 ♪ ♪ 801 00:33:43,633 --> 00:33:45,100 - Thank you. 802 00:33:45,133 --> 00:33:47,633 Mmm, delicious, my favorite. - Thank you, Michael. 803 00:33:47,667 --> 00:33:50,767 - Seafood, paella. - Oh, mussels and scallops? 804 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,400 - Thank you very much. - Lord Sheppington. 805 00:33:53,433 --> 00:33:56,533 - Thank you. - Mussels look like vaginas. 806 00:33:56,567 --> 00:33:59,000 - Is this an appetizer? 807 00:33:59,033 --> 00:34:00,500 - Mikey, thank you. 808 00:34:00,533 --> 00:34:02,266 - Patricia, can we start? 809 00:34:02,300 --> 00:34:04,000 - Yes, you can, now that I've taken my fork. 810 00:34:04,033 --> 00:34:05,400 - Oh, my God. 811 00:34:05,433 --> 00:34:06,767 I get stressed out about this, and I did service. 812 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,266 Uh, which fork is what? 813 00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:10,233 - Oh, my gosh, this is so good. 814 00:34:10,266 --> 00:34:13,667 - Burst of flavor in your mouth. 815 00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:15,467 - Whitney, I need to ask you something. 816 00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:16,567 - Please. 817 00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:17,600 - It's probably really inappropriate. 818 00:34:17,633 --> 00:34:19,066 Do you care if it's inappropriate? 819 00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:20,533 - No, I welcome it. 820 00:34:25,100 --> 00:34:27,367 [dramatic musical flourish] 821 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,467 - What? - You looked away. 822 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:29,667 - That's crazy. Why would you even-- 823 00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:31,533 - That's the word on the street. 824 00:34:31,567 --> 00:34:34,233 - I don't know what kind of word you're talking about. 825 00:34:34,266 --> 00:34:36,066 - No? Why do you keep looking away? 826 00:34:36,100 --> 00:34:39,533 - Because I'm uncomfortable with you asking--have you slept 827 00:34:39,567 --> 00:34:42,000 with--have you slept with Chelsea? 828 00:34:42,033 --> 00:34:43,633 - Have I slept with me? 829 00:34:43,667 --> 00:34:46,467 You like the freaky girls, right? I've heard. 830 00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:48,700 - Damn, look--what's gotten into you? 831 00:34:48,734 --> 00:34:50,400 - Listen, I asked you if I could get personal 832 00:34:50,433 --> 00:34:51,533 and you said yes, so I went for it. 833 00:34:51,567 --> 00:34:53,433 - You're getting absolutely personal. 834 00:34:53,467 --> 00:34:55,100 - And you denied it, so now we know. 835 00:34:55,133 --> 00:34:57,033 - Hi, Whitney. - How are you? 836 00:34:57,066 --> 00:34:58,633 - What's that? 837 00:34:58,667 --> 00:35:01,367 - No. - Okay, I'm just making sure. 838 00:35:08,467 --> 00:35:12,066 - Hey, Whitney said it never happened. 839 00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:14,400 - Stop it. - I will say 840 00:35:14,433 --> 00:35:16,700 when he answered me, he kept looking to the right. 841 00:35:16,734 --> 00:35:19,467 - Oh, of course, and then he'll lean in 842 00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:21,100 and make some little comment like, 843 00:35:21,133 --> 00:35:22,667 "So when's the last time y'all slept together?" 844 00:35:22,700 --> 00:35:24,433 And you're like, "Shut up, Whitney. Shut up." 845 00:35:24,467 --> 00:35:26,033 - That's exactly what he did, yeah. 846 00:35:26,066 --> 00:35:27,633 - [laughs] 847 00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:29,734 - Your laugh is amazing. 848 00:35:29,767 --> 00:35:31,033 - Let me just tell you what just happened. 849 00:35:31,066 --> 00:35:33,300 So he tells me he did Africa, 850 00:35:33,333 --> 00:35:34,767 and I asked him did he do Kilimanjaro, 851 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,433 and I climbed Kilimanjaro. 852 00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:37,767 - Right. - He took a helicopter. Yeah. 853 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,567 - Of course he did. - A little different. 854 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:40,700 Not quite the same. 855 00:35:40,734 --> 00:35:42,567 - I'm with you, right. 856 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:45,533 - Kathryn, how old is Kensie? - Almost four. 857 00:35:45,567 --> 00:35:46,734 - What? 858 00:35:46,767 --> 00:35:49,367 - Oh, she is four-- I'm sorry, almost five. 859 00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:54,000 - That makes me feel old, and now you have Saint too. 860 00:35:54,033 --> 00:35:57,533 They're cute little nuggets. - Mm-hmm. 861 00:35:57,567 --> 00:35:59,433 - Aren't you glad you had your kids young? 862 00:35:59,467 --> 00:36:00,767 - I don't know yet, 863 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,433 'cause I don't feel-- I don't feel young. 864 00:36:02,467 --> 00:36:05,734 - You've lived a thousand lives. 865 00:36:05,767 --> 00:36:07,700 - Maybe. - Literally. 866 00:36:12,066 --> 00:36:14,734 - [mumbles] - What? 867 00:36:18,367 --> 00:36:20,500 - What's going on? 868 00:36:28,533 --> 00:36:30,367 - Okay. - I'm trying. 869 00:36:33,133 --> 00:36:35,700 - Just don't be so strong. 870 00:36:35,734 --> 00:36:38,367 - Was I strong? - A little bit. 871 00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:43,233 [cheerful music] 872 00:36:45,567 --> 00:36:48,033 ♪ ♪ 873 00:36:48,066 --> 00:36:49,066 - Dessert. 874 00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:51,533 - What is this, some kind of pie? 875 00:36:51,567 --> 00:36:53,734 - It's banana bourbon pudding. 876 00:36:53,767 --> 00:36:55,500 - Mmm. - It actually is really good. 877 00:36:55,533 --> 00:36:56,767 - This is the best thing I've had. 878 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,633 - Tell Patricia what I want to do. 879 00:36:58,667 --> 00:37:01,166 - She wants to give me a sperm count thing. 880 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,066 - I think that Shep might be sterile. 881 00:37:03,100 --> 00:37:04,467 - [laughs] 882 00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:07,233 The fact that you have slept with so many women 883 00:37:07,266 --> 00:37:11,734 and nobody has gotten pregnant is-- 884 00:37:11,767 --> 00:37:15,533 - Shep's sperm might be a little bit like him: 885 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:16,700 lacking motivation, 886 00:37:16,734 --> 00:37:21,734 inability to commit, and a little listless. 887 00:37:21,767 --> 00:37:24,200 - All right, I'd like to buy the sperm for a surrogate. 888 00:37:24,233 --> 00:37:25,734 - No, no, no. No, Mother. 889 00:37:25,767 --> 00:37:28,734 - Cam will give her eggs. Kathryn can be the surrogate. 890 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,166 [dramatic music] 891 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,166 - Oh, God, why does she have to get involved? 892 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:36,133 - Whoa. - I like it. 893 00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:39,533 - Oh, I knew it would disintegrate into this. 894 00:37:39,567 --> 00:37:41,533 Our elegant surroundings, 895 00:37:41,567 --> 00:37:44,567 I thought somehow it would elevate the conversation... 896 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:46,233 - Oh, don't act like you're not having fun, Miss Patricia. 897 00:37:46,266 --> 00:37:48,200 - Into discourse. - Come on. 898 00:37:48,233 --> 00:37:50,166 - Austen. - What are you saying? 899 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,100 - God almighty. - Yeah. 900 00:37:58,133 --> 00:38:01,200 - Danni, I'm coming over. 901 00:38:01,233 --> 00:38:04,233 What's going on? 902 00:38:04,266 --> 00:38:06,233 - Yeah, what's going on over here? 903 00:38:06,266 --> 00:38:08,500 - She said her date canceled on her 904 00:38:08,533 --> 00:38:10,367 and she would be appreciated if I would come with her. 905 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:11,667 I said, "Yeah, sure." 906 00:38:11,700 --> 00:38:13,700 - Pat invited her? - Yeah. 907 00:38:13,734 --> 00:38:15,700 She's a total handful. - Yeah. 908 00:38:15,734 --> 00:38:17,200 - She won't stop talking. 909 00:38:17,233 --> 00:38:19,633 - I had someone stalking me in Target, but-- 910 00:38:19,667 --> 00:38:23,300 - Let's go have a cocktail in the library. 911 00:38:23,333 --> 00:38:25,033 - Thank you so much. - It was wonderful. 912 00:38:25,066 --> 00:38:26,567 - I loved the cobbler. 913 00:38:28,166 --> 00:38:32,233 - Is this the parlor? - Yes, into the sitting room. 914 00:38:32,266 --> 00:38:35,333 - Oh, Lord. 915 00:38:35,367 --> 00:38:37,633 - I feel like there's no coasters around here. 916 00:38:37,667 --> 00:38:38,767 - You should have seen the eyes 917 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,000 she was cutting at me tonight. 918 00:38:40,033 --> 00:38:43,133 - Who was? - Kathryn. 919 00:38:43,166 --> 00:38:45,100 I feel like I'm walking on eggshells. 920 00:38:45,133 --> 00:38:48,333 I don't know what our issue is, 921 00:38:48,367 --> 00:38:51,266 and I never said anything to, like, hurt her by any means. 922 00:38:51,300 --> 00:38:53,100 I didn't bring Thomas up at all. 923 00:38:53,133 --> 00:38:55,033 - You did. - You most certainly did. 924 00:38:55,066 --> 00:38:57,300 - You were like, "Thomas is like family to me." 925 00:38:57,333 --> 00:39:00,166 I mean, that's-- I mean, she knows that. 926 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,000 - I didn't say anything he had done was-- 927 00:39:02,033 --> 00:39:03,300 - Right. No, no, no. 928 00:39:03,333 --> 00:39:04,567 We're not--we're not getting on you for that, 929 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,000 but the point is, is, like, 930 00:39:06,033 --> 00:39:08,734 those little comments are triggers for Kathryn. 931 00:39:08,767 --> 00:39:11,200 - You said that Kathryn could be my surrogate. 932 00:39:11,233 --> 00:39:14,633 To me, that's not okay. Like, what, do you think, 933 00:39:14,667 --> 00:39:16,700 she's just, like, a vessel for babies? 934 00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:20,734 - Me just knowing how annoying it was, 935 00:39:20,767 --> 00:39:22,600 like, on the other side of the table, 936 00:39:22,633 --> 00:39:25,600 what--like, what have you been dealing with for the last hour? 937 00:39:25,633 --> 00:39:27,166 - I don't know. 938 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,033 - Is anybody engaging in convo with her? 939 00:39:29,066 --> 00:39:32,266 - We're trying, and she keeps ----ing talking, man. 940 00:39:32,300 --> 00:39:33,734 It's like... 941 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,367 - So I'm just supposed to sit at supper and be like-- 942 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,166 - No, but don't talk-- 943 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,266 but don't talk about things that are gonna trigger her. 944 00:39:39,300 --> 00:39:41,100 - I don't know what's gonna trigger her. 945 00:39:41,133 --> 00:39:42,700 - I just wanted to enjoy this. 946 00:39:42,734 --> 00:39:44,300 I mean, I don't really get out much. 947 00:39:44,333 --> 00:39:46,000 - Do you think that you tiptoed in tonight, 948 00:39:46,033 --> 00:39:48,266 or do you think you came in like a bull in a china shop? 949 00:39:48,300 --> 00:39:50,633 - I don't think either. - I would disagree. 950 00:39:50,667 --> 00:39:52,667 - Do you think I need to apologize to Kathryn? 951 00:39:52,700 --> 00:39:54,133 - No. 952 00:39:54,166 --> 00:39:55,600 - I would say nothing to Kathryn tonight 953 00:39:55,633 --> 00:39:57,633 except, "You look wonderful." 954 00:39:57,667 --> 00:39:59,133 - Y'all are coming at me with, 955 00:39:59,166 --> 00:40:00,700 like, 30 different angles right now. 956 00:40:00,734 --> 00:40:03,066 - You're asking our advice. 957 00:40:03,100 --> 00:40:05,133 - Great. 958 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,066 - Okay. 959 00:40:11,100 --> 00:40:12,433 - Uh-oh. 960 00:40:15,133 --> 00:40:16,266 - Why, what's up? 961 00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:20,700 - Um, I made a comment-- was rude-- 962 00:40:20,734 --> 00:40:23,367 that I directed towards you, and I didn't at all. 963 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,300 - Oh, no. - Just everybody be quiet. 964 00:40:25,333 --> 00:40:27,300 I want to listen to this. 965 00:40:27,333 --> 00:40:29,367 - And I don't know what your issue is with me, 966 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,333 and I'm sorry for whatever it is. I don't know what it is, 967 00:40:31,367 --> 00:40:33,233 'cause I don't have a problem with you, 968 00:40:33,266 --> 00:40:35,333 and I want to be friends. 969 00:40:35,367 --> 00:40:38,700 - I can't--I want to die. 970 00:40:40,467 --> 00:40:42,767 - Okay, well, I don't know what you're talking about, 971 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:46,100 'cause I didn't even know you still lived here. 972 00:40:46,133 --> 00:40:50,166 And my coattails are about worn out, so good night. 973 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:52,000 - Okay. 974 00:40:53,433 --> 00:40:56,000 - That went well. 975 00:40:56,033 --> 00:41:00,100 - This season on "Southern Charm"... 976 00:41:00,133 --> 00:41:03,100 [spirited bugle playing] 977 00:41:03,133 --> 00:41:04,100 - Oh, look at those hounds over there. 978 00:41:04,133 --> 00:41:05,233 - I love 'em! 979 00:41:05,266 --> 00:41:06,200 - You're trying to squish all the grapes. 980 00:41:06,233 --> 00:41:07,200 - I'm winnin'! 981 00:41:07,233 --> 00:41:09,133 - All right, let's do it. - Whoo! 982 00:41:09,166 --> 00:41:11,066 - Ah! 983 00:41:11,100 --> 00:41:12,400 - You are in the most perfect pose. 984 00:41:12,433 --> 00:41:14,233 - Simba. - Yes! 985 00:41:14,266 --> 00:41:17,200 - Have you decided what you wanted to have here, ma'am? 986 00:41:17,233 --> 00:41:18,433 - Uh, the usual. 987 00:41:18,467 --> 00:41:22,033 ♪ ♪ 988 00:41:22,066 --> 00:41:24,166 - Can I get a cheeseburger with no tomato on it? 989 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:28,200 [dramatic music] 990 00:41:28,233 --> 00:41:31,700 - Shep is starting to turn into a huge ----ing asshole again. 991 00:41:31,734 --> 00:41:35,500 - Why are you being a douche? - You ----ing white trash. 992 00:41:35,533 --> 00:41:39,734 ♪ ♪ 993 00:41:39,767 --> 00:41:41,233 - It's, like, missing something. 994 00:41:41,266 --> 00:41:42,734 - I think it's missing an Indian person 995 00:41:42,767 --> 00:41:45,066 that's good at cooking. 996 00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:48,000 - I want to make this work. - [giggles] 997 00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:53,367 ♪ ♪ 998 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,000 - If something were to ever happen to Palmer... 999 00:41:56,033 --> 00:41:58,367 - You cannot dwell on it. 1000 00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,700 - You only see him every few months. 1001 00:42:00,734 --> 00:42:04,200 There's no future there, right? 1002 00:42:04,233 --> 00:42:08,200 ♪ ♪ 1003 00:42:08,233 --> 00:42:12,033 - Alert. Alert. 1004 00:42:12,066 --> 00:42:13,700 - Ah! 1005 00:42:13,734 --> 00:42:15,166 - I've been a great ----ing friend to you, 1006 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,066 so (BLEEP) off right now. I'm not even talking. 1007 00:42:17,100 --> 00:42:18,500 - You're a ----ing jerk right now. Sorry. 1008 00:42:18,533 --> 00:42:21,467 - I think you're a bad influence on Austen. 1009 00:42:21,500 --> 00:42:25,200 - I'm not gonna ----ing die on the cross for you, man. 1010 00:42:25,233 --> 00:42:28,100 - You called Kathryn an egg donor. 1011 00:42:28,133 --> 00:42:29,266 - I'm damned if I do, 1012 00:42:29,300 --> 00:42:30,700 I'm damned if I don't, so, like-- 1013 00:42:30,734 --> 00:42:34,033 - I think she has a general trust problem with everybody. 1014 00:42:34,066 --> 00:42:36,333 - If he goes to jail, I'll be a single mom. 1015 00:42:36,367 --> 00:42:38,100 It's just, like, overwhelming. 1016 00:42:38,133 --> 00:42:41,033 - You need to check your goddamn pants for a vagina, 1017 00:42:41,066 --> 00:42:42,233 'cause you're being a pussy! 1018 00:42:42,266 --> 00:42:44,233 ♪ ♪ 1019 00:42:44,266 --> 00:42:45,266 - Ma'am, we have to leave. 1020 00:42:45,300 --> 00:42:47,734 - Patricia, the truth will come out. 1021 00:42:47,767 --> 00:42:49,266 - Hey, relax. 1022 00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:51,066 - You don't have to push me. You don't have to push me. 1023 00:42:51,100 --> 00:42:53,000 - Chelsea! - Stop. I can't. 1024 00:42:53,033 --> 00:42:54,066 - They're carrying her out. 1025 00:42:54,100 --> 00:42:55,467 - Can you not push me so hard? 1026 00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:57,033 - She's pissed. 1027 00:42:57,066 --> 00:42:59,100 - Yeah, I'm calling the cops. 1028 00:42:59,133 --> 00:43:01,300 - I mean, I just hope we're not all subpoenaed 1029 00:43:01,333 --> 00:43:03,200 to have to go and talk about all this sh--. 1030 00:43:03,233 --> 00:43:06,200 - For more "Southern Charm," go to bravotv.com. 1031 00:43:06,233 --> 00:43:09,266 [bell dings] 74890

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