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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,694 It's always a happy day 2 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:11,840 when the union of a young man is celebrated... 3 00:02:13,559 --> 00:02:15,759 and a damsel trembling with love! 4 00:02:18,279 --> 00:02:21,158 Yes, I said "damsel", because God does not look at age, 5 00:02:21,837 --> 00:02:25,597 God listens to the voices of the hearts. 6 00:02:25,637 --> 00:02:30,397 Oh, Lord, on April 16th at 8:15 pm, 7 00:02:30,436 --> 00:02:33,196 you may have heard the witnesses say to the groom, 8 00:02:33,235 --> 00:02:36,715 "For 20,000 Euros we give you, marry an old woman with one foot in the grave," 9 00:02:36,755 --> 00:02:40,195 "so that when she dies, you collect the survivor's pension?" 10 00:02:44,554 --> 00:02:47,153 No, you may not have heard it. 11 00:02:47,193 --> 00:02:52,192 Because God only sees love in this couple. 12 00:02:53,072 --> 00:02:55,393 In the groom, in the bride... 13 00:02:57,551 --> 00:02:58,871 ...and in the witnessess. 14 00:02:59,751 --> 00:03:02,591 But look at them, such nice guys! 15 00:03:02,630 --> 00:03:05,390 Both have-nots, right? 16 00:03:05,430 --> 00:03:09,190 But while saving penny after penny... 17 00:03:09,229 --> 00:03:12,189 they built a villa with a swimming pool! 18 00:03:12,229 --> 00:03:15,389 But they don't swim, no. 19 00:03:16,028 --> 00:03:18,548 They act as witnesses to elderly brides. 20 00:03:18,587 --> 00:03:22,987 Thirty-two times in a year, always with a heart swollen with love. 21 00:03:22,987 --> 00:03:26,066 Do you see that swelling on the jacket, there? 22 00:03:26,107 --> 00:03:28,226 That's all love. 23 00:03:28,266 --> 00:03:30,306 Plus the 20,000 Euros the groom gave them. 24 00:03:31,385 --> 00:03:35,024 Therefore, in virtue of the power vested in me.. 25 00:03:35,945 --> 00:03:38,984 and in accordance with the provisions of articles 643 of the Civil code.. 26 00:03:39,024 --> 00:03:41,705 and 416 of the Criminal code.. 27 00:03:41,743 --> 00:03:43,142 I am placing you.. 28 00:03:43,527 --> 00:03:44,679 under arrest! 29 00:03:45,359 --> 00:03:47,951 Department Of Prosecution Of Economic Crime 30 00:03:50,902 --> 00:03:53,822 - Department of Prosecution of Economic Crime, you're under arrest! - Freeze! Freeze! 31 00:03:58,260 --> 00:04:00,780 I'm out of work, I only did it for my children! 32 00:04:00,820 --> 00:04:02,700 Yes, yes, of course! 33 00:04:04,700 --> 00:04:06,099 You, right aisle! 34 00:04:06,140 --> 00:04:07,460 You, left aisle! 35 00:04:07,499 --> 00:04:10,019 Go, go!!! Go, go, go!!! 36 00:04:10,058 --> 00:04:12,258 Everybody freeze, you're under arrest! 37 00:04:12,299 --> 00:04:13,858 Rambaudo! 38 00:04:13,898 --> 00:04:16,938 - Block the exits! - Rambaudo! 39 00:04:16,977 --> 00:04:19,577 What the hell are you doing? This is my operation! 40 00:04:19,617 --> 00:04:21,534 The Major says it's a joint operation! 41 00:04:21,535 --> 00:04:23,457 Of course it is, because the Major is your brother-in-law. 42 00:04:23,496 --> 00:04:25,176 - Captain, smile. - Yes. 43 00:04:25,215 --> 00:04:31,927 44 00:04:56,499 --> 00:04:57,987 Nobody move! 45 00:04:59,810 --> 00:05:01,409 I have spray paint! 46 00:05:01,449 --> 00:05:02,409 If I spray, 47 00:05:02,449 --> 00:05:04,689 the "Boy with a Basket of Fruit" is destroyed forever! 48 00:05:04,729 --> 00:05:06,009 I want the reporters! 49 00:05:06,729 --> 00:05:07,569 Now!! 50 00:05:14,767 --> 00:05:16,807 - Then, I-- - Wait a minute! 51 00:05:18,646 --> 00:05:19,966 Please! 52 00:05:22,765 --> 00:05:25,045 I have a small restoration company. 53 00:05:25,086 --> 00:05:29,405 The Museum Administration has owed me 160,000 Euros for a year now! 54 00:05:29,445 --> 00:05:32,364 This money, I was told originally had to arrive first from the Province, 55 00:05:32,404 --> 00:05:35,524 then from the Region, then from the Ministry, from Europe, etc. 56 00:05:35,563 --> 00:05:37,603 In short, whoever has to pay moves further and further away. 57 00:05:38,722 --> 00:05:42,043 I don't want to wait for it 5,000 years from Saturn! 58 00:05:42,922 --> 00:05:44,587 I need money now! 59 00:05:45,361 --> 00:05:47,001 The bank advanced money to me, 60 00:05:47,041 --> 00:05:49,721 and with the interest that I have to repay, I have nothing left in my account! 61 00:05:50,721 --> 00:05:53,201 Do you know how I pay my bills? 62 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:02,119 Hello? 63 00:06:02,158 --> 00:06:03,438 Do you know how I pay them? 64 00:06:05,238 --> 00:06:06,918 With my grandmother's retirement fund! 65 00:06:08,357 --> 00:06:10,198 - That's enough! - You don't listen! 66 00:06:10,237 --> 00:06:13,316 I want at least some of the money I'm owed, or this painting will be destroyed! 67 00:06:13,357 --> 00:06:16,357 The famous painter Caravaggio would agree with me because when a customer didn't pay him 68 00:06:16,396 --> 00:06:17,876 he put a knife to their throat! 69 00:06:17,916 --> 00:06:19,396 - Long live the Arts! - Hello? 70 00:06:23,555 --> 00:06:26,435 Claudia, your grandmother says she's dying! 71 00:06:26,474 --> 00:06:29,675 She always says that. She does it for attention! 72 00:06:29,713 --> 00:06:32,345 If this time it's true then Claudia will feel guilty for the rest of her life. 73 00:06:32,347 --> 00:06:34,673 I'll break your arm, shut the fuck up! 74 00:06:48,751 --> 00:06:50,910 ..they are focusing on the investigations.. 75 00:06:54,229 --> 00:06:57,589 Stomach acid, huh? That's why you called me, grandma? 76 00:06:57,629 --> 00:07:01,028 You took all the exams, the doctor says you are fine... drink. 77 00:07:01,068 --> 00:07:04,028 The doctor is an imbecile, I don't understand his results. 78 00:07:04,067 --> 00:07:07,587 My father had stomach acid and died! 79 00:07:08,307 --> 00:07:11,946 True, stomach acid one time out of a thousand is a sign of a heart attack 80 00:07:11,986 --> 00:07:14,786 but the other 999 times it's just stomach acid. 81 00:07:14,825 --> 00:07:16,202 How do you know? 82 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:18,225 I spent 3 years with a gastroenterologist! 83 00:07:18,266 --> 00:07:19,265 He's married. 84 00:07:19,305 --> 00:07:21,265 An art restorer, 30 years old... 85 00:07:21,304 --> 00:07:23,464 Lady, what did you eat for breakfast? 86 00:07:23,504 --> 00:07:24,744 The usual. 87 00:07:24,784 --> 00:07:28,383 Two sausages, some sauerkraut, fried potatoes... 88 00:07:28,424 --> 00:07:31,944 and for vitamins, a nice apple strudel. 89 00:07:32,862 --> 00:07:34,142 So, what's going on? 90 00:07:34,182 --> 00:07:38,302 For us in Lower Saxony, breakfast is very important. 91 00:07:38,341 --> 00:07:43,260 - Lunch is so-so, and dinner... - Essential. 92 00:07:43,301 --> 00:07:46,860 Don't imitate my voice, it bothers me. 93 00:07:46,899 --> 00:07:48,299 Mmm... 94 00:07:51,219 --> 00:07:53,499 Death doesn't scare me, I'm ready! 95 00:07:53,539 --> 00:07:55,739 The only thing that bothers me, 96 00:07:55,778 --> 00:07:59,217 is that without my pension, Claudia will go bankrupt! 97 00:07:59,258 --> 00:08:03,097 Bankrupt AND forever single is not good! 98 00:08:03,138 --> 00:08:05,977 In life you have to have at least one man. 99 00:08:06,017 --> 00:08:09,336 Why at least one? You are saying two is better? 100 00:08:09,376 --> 00:08:12,336 Basically a dog would be fine company, too. 101 00:08:12,376 --> 00:08:16,216 but the dog costs, while the man makes money! 102 00:08:16,254 --> 00:08:19,414 - At least once it was like that... - Well, I'd say Grandma is fine. 103 00:08:19,455 --> 00:08:21,934 Let's get to work! 104 00:08:21,974 --> 00:08:24,854 - Goodbye, lady. - See you later. 105 00:08:26,453 --> 00:08:29,533 Since you are "on your death bed," do you have a last wish? 106 00:08:29,572 --> 00:08:31,492 If you go shopping... 107 00:08:31,532 --> 00:08:35,532 I want to eat goulash for the last time before I die! 108 00:08:35,571 --> 00:08:37,171 Sure... 109 00:08:41,330 --> 00:08:44,530 What a bummer, damn fuses! I need to change them. 110 00:08:45,529 --> 00:08:49,289 Alright, you want goulash with potatoes or with sour cream? 111 00:08:51,088 --> 00:08:52,168 Grandma? 112 00:08:54,808 --> 00:08:55,968 Grandma? 113 00:09:01,726 --> 00:09:02,527 Grandma!!! 114 00:09:03,487 --> 00:09:05,846 Grandma! Grandma! 115 00:09:05,887 --> 00:09:07,846 Oh my god, this isn't good! The ambulance! 116 00:09:17,844 --> 00:09:19,883 Oh God, I think she just died! 117 00:09:19,924 --> 00:09:22,643 She was right, the doctor was a tool! 118 00:09:27,122 --> 00:09:31,241 According to statistics, we people with disabilities are more than 2.5 million. 119 00:09:31,282 --> 00:09:33,641 four times more than Germany! 120 00:09:33,681 --> 00:09:38,480 If we are talking about people with disabilities, Italy is a world leader! 121 00:09:38,521 --> 00:09:40,000 Well done!! 122 00:09:42,759 --> 00:09:44,799 Attention!! There's a fire!! 123 00:09:45,559 --> 00:09:46,559 Let's go! 124 00:09:46,598 --> 00:09:49,679 Run! Save yourself! 125 00:09:50,198 --> 00:09:52,559 - Fire!!! - Help!!! 126 00:09:53,197 --> 00:09:57,797 Help!! Help!! 127 00:09:58,757 --> 00:10:00,996 Prosecution of Economic Crime, you're under arrest! 128 00:10:04,756 --> 00:10:07,595 You're under arrest and you, come here! 129 00:10:07,635 --> 00:10:09,716 My wife... my wife's leaving me. 130 00:10:09,754 --> 00:10:12,194 I don't believe that I'm doing all this overtime. 131 00:10:12,234 --> 00:10:14,474 - And among other things, unpaid. - Come on! 132 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:16,473 Doesn't he have a life? 133 00:10:16,514 --> 00:10:19,154 What life? He's alone like a dog. 134 00:10:19,193 --> 00:10:21,512 But I have to say that when he was married to the dentist, 135 00:10:21,552 --> 00:10:22,992 he was a normal person. 136 00:10:23,513 --> 00:10:25,313 - Come on, come on! - He even took a vacation. 137 00:10:25,352 --> 00:10:26,592 Who, Recchia? 138 00:10:26,631 --> 00:10:29,591 I swear, you should have seen how happy he was when he left. 139 00:10:29,631 --> 00:10:31,071 Do you have kids? 140 00:10:31,111 --> 00:10:32,151 Good times. 141 00:10:32,190 --> 00:10:34,350 If we found him a date, would he go? 142 00:10:34,391 --> 00:10:38,070 Yeah... He's a romantic, he wants love. Love at first sight. 143 00:10:38,109 --> 00:10:41,150 We have been waiting six years for Cupid to hit him. 144 00:10:41,669 --> 00:10:44,109 Cupid should bomb him. 145 00:10:44,628 --> 00:10:46,788 I did it just to feed my children! 146 00:10:46,828 --> 00:10:48,267 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 147 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:51,867 I still can't understand why anyone who steals, 148 00:10:51,908 --> 00:10:53,667 always says how they're doing it for their children. 149 00:10:53,706 --> 00:10:56,426 - Wise words, Captain. - Let's go. 150 00:10:56,466 --> 00:10:59,546 Where are you going? We need to plan our next investigation. 151 00:10:59,586 --> 00:11:02,466 - Actually, it's 9:00 pm. - Good, we have more time! 152 00:11:02,505 --> 00:11:04,865 We'll talk about it over a nice plate of carbohydrates. 153 00:11:04,905 --> 00:11:08,265 I know a pretty good joint here, tables outside, pizza is so-so... 154 00:11:08,304 --> 00:11:10,144 but it always gives out a receipt. 155 00:11:11,543 --> 00:11:14,463 156 00:11:26,901 --> 00:11:49,380 157 00:12:06,654 --> 00:12:07,614 Sweetie. 158 00:12:08,374 --> 00:12:10,253 Maybe you should call your mom. 159 00:12:10,973 --> 00:12:12,454 She ran off to India. 160 00:12:14,652 --> 00:12:16,532 She never gave a shit about us. 161 00:12:17,532 --> 00:12:18,812 I only had grandma. 162 00:12:22,131 --> 00:12:26,050 - How long is this ambulance going to take? - Yeah, it's a good thing she's dead. 163 00:12:28,891 --> 00:12:31,730 For a dead person an ambulance is not so urgent, isn't it? 164 00:12:33,089 --> 00:12:37,808 Girls, we might as well talk about it now. 165 00:12:40,048 --> 00:12:43,727 Without grandma's pension, I can't keep the business open... 166 00:12:45,367 --> 00:12:46,407 I have to close it. 167 00:12:48,446 --> 00:12:49,246 But no! 168 00:12:49,886 --> 00:12:51,566 No, that's not fair! 169 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:54,286 It's not fair that you fail because the state doesn't pay you! 170 00:12:54,326 --> 00:12:56,885 Claudia, you have to keep collecting your grandmother's pension! 171 00:12:56,924 --> 00:12:58,844 - It can't be done. - Oh, it can be. 172 00:12:59,485 --> 00:13:02,244 I mean, at least I've read of people who did... 173 00:13:02,284 --> 00:13:04,284 How would I do that? 174 00:13:04,324 --> 00:13:06,404 I don't know how to say this to you... 175 00:13:10,562 --> 00:13:12,923 To be clear, this isn't advice! 176 00:13:12,962 --> 00:13:15,323 I say this just to let you know. 177 00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:16,481 Eh?... 178 00:13:19,121 --> 00:13:20,561 Huh, nothing... 179 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:24,240 ... 180 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:25,760 Huh? 181 00:13:27,639 --> 00:13:30,680 They put their grandparents in the freezer and keep collecting their pensions! 182 00:13:30,719 --> 00:13:32,559 - What? - And who's going to go pick up the check? 183 00:13:32,598 --> 00:13:33,678 They just deposit it into your account! 184 00:13:33,718 --> 00:13:35,758 How can you say something like that, 185 00:13:35,798 --> 00:13:37,518 in front of my grandma's corpse? 186 00:13:37,558 --> 00:13:38,997 Honey, she can't hear you. 187 00:13:39,038 --> 00:13:41,157 Claudia, I'm telling you to save the business! 188 00:13:41,197 --> 00:13:43,200 It will only be for a few months, think about it... 189 00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:45,797 until they pay you from the Museum! 190 00:13:45,836 --> 00:13:49,316 She would agree, she said it before. She said it. 191 00:13:49,355 --> 00:13:50,315 Right! 192 00:13:51,075 --> 00:13:53,754 Betraying the last will of a dead person is very bad! 193 00:13:53,795 --> 00:13:55,995 What will? When did she said that? 194 00:13:56,034 --> 00:13:58,155 You think only of the pension! 195 00:13:58,193 --> 00:13:59,913 - And rightly so... - No! 196 00:13:59,954 --> 00:14:02,714 Claudia, forgive me. But we are only thinking about saving the business! 197 00:14:02,753 --> 00:14:04,152 I say this to you, because you're capable... 198 00:14:04,153 --> 00:14:06,633 you are knowledgeable, professional and honest! 199 00:14:06,672 --> 00:14:10,232 You have "leadership," "vision," "know-how!" 200 00:14:11,391 --> 00:14:12,152 No! 201 00:14:12,192 --> 00:14:15,711 I won't put my grandma in the freezer like she's a fish fillet. 202 00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:17,637 She is the only person who loved me most in the world... 203 00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,222 I have to bury her properly! 204 00:14:19,270 --> 00:14:23,349 Forgive me, do you think she would be better off... 205 00:14:23,350 --> 00:14:25,429 in the cold and dismal grave of a cemetery... 206 00:14:25,469 --> 00:14:28,428 or here at home with her granddaughter in the warmth? 207 00:14:28,469 --> 00:14:29,629 In your freezer. 208 00:14:30,588 --> 00:14:31,989 She spent a lot of time there, 209 00:14:32,028 --> 00:14:34,604 she was always there to put away the tortellini and lasagna... 210 00:14:36,107 --> 00:14:39,427 By the way, it wouldn't be a big change for her. 211 00:14:47,745 --> 00:14:49,465 No, no! 212 00:14:50,305 --> 00:14:51,345 No, no! 213 00:14:51,384 --> 00:14:53,944 No, no! It's immoral and illegal. 214 00:14:54,864 --> 00:14:58,224 And anyway, we already called an ambulance! 215 00:15:03,982 --> 00:15:07,262 - Emergency Room. - I called for an ambulance an hour ago. 216 00:15:07,302 --> 00:15:11,102 Yes, Miss. There was a job strike. Some calls were missed. 217 00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:12,541 What was your reason for calling? 218 00:15:15,421 --> 00:15:17,101 Miss? What was it you were calling for? 219 00:15:19,699 --> 00:15:20,700 Hello? 220 00:15:23,499 --> 00:15:24,859 - Miss? - Um... 221 00:15:25,938 --> 00:15:26,818 Hello? 222 00:15:34,576 --> 00:15:36,144 I'm really doing this...? 223 00:15:39,376 --> 00:15:40,576 Lying down won't work! 224 00:15:40,616 --> 00:15:44,696 Let's sit her down! We'll make her a small armchair from lasagna! 225 00:15:49,855 --> 00:15:51,134 Okay, softly! 226 00:15:51,175 --> 00:15:54,374 - Yeah, yeah... - Okay, okay! 227 00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:13,450 You want to bury her under the tortellini? 228 00:16:13,490 --> 00:16:15,050 No, let's leave her within sight. 229 00:16:15,089 --> 00:16:16,570 So the first one who opens it sees her 230 00:16:16,571 --> 00:16:18,528 and then we all go to jail, who cares? 231 00:16:40,845 --> 00:16:42,525 Just for a few months, Grandma. 232 00:16:43,525 --> 00:16:44,724 Until they pay me. 233 00:16:46,844 --> 00:16:47,804 I swear. 234 00:17:01,161 --> 00:17:04,041 235 00:17:17,238 --> 00:17:31,358 236 00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:51,072 Claudia Maria Lusi, your documents are ready. 237 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:53,112 Just need a signature and the transfer will be resolved. 238 00:17:53,152 --> 00:17:55,512 Thanks, finally! 239 00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:57,072 Ugh, waiting... 240 00:17:57,111 --> 00:18:02,071 Unfortunately, due to low funds I can only sign off four a month. 241 00:18:02,110 --> 00:18:03,343 Look at that pile! 242 00:18:06,189 --> 00:18:07,029 Where's mine? 243 00:18:08,149 --> 00:18:10,470 Down there, Where is the post-it note is! 244 00:18:11,670 --> 00:18:13,549 Or did I get confused and it's up here? 245 00:18:14,148 --> 00:18:15,948 It was down there or up here? 246 00:18:15,988 --> 00:18:17,707 It was down here or up there? 247 00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:20,188 - Well, is it up or down? - I don't remember. 248 00:18:20,227 --> 00:18:22,547 Unfortunately, I'm going through a rough patch. 249 00:18:23,466 --> 00:18:27,027 My wife... wants to renovate. 250 00:18:27,066 --> 00:18:28,986 Look at this bathroom. 251 00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:34,145 The tub alone costs 26,000 Euros including all the connections. 252 00:18:34,185 --> 00:18:38,264 You probably wouldn't know of any company who would do the job at half price? 253 00:18:38,305 --> 00:18:39,224 No! 254 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:46,823 Think about it, maybe it will come to your mind... 255 00:18:46,863 --> 00:18:48,263 Are you asking me for a bribe? 256 00:18:48,303 --> 00:18:50,983 I should pay for half your bathroom to know about my paperwork? 257 00:18:51,022 --> 00:18:53,974 Don't ask me about paperwork... since you don't know about any company. What do I know? 258 00:18:53,975 --> 00:18:56,381 I won't give you anything. Not one penny, you understand? 259 00:18:56,422 --> 00:18:58,341 - That's right! - What was that? 260 00:18:58,380 --> 00:19:00,580 - Who said that? - Me! 261 00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:04,180 Miss, when they perform one petty crime, they never stop at that! 262 00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:08,180 Captain Recchia, Prosecution of Economic Crime. You're under arrest! 263 00:19:08,218 --> 00:19:11,419 No, I was signing. I have the pen in my hand, she can confirm! 264 00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:13,099 I was signing... 265 00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:15,578 Ouch. 266 00:19:15,617 --> 00:19:17,057 I don't have anything to do with it! 267 00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:20,657 Wait! 268 00:19:20,696 --> 00:19:22,057 That's enough, let her go! 269 00:19:22,097 --> 00:19:25,337 Rambaudo, I'm not gonna tell you again! You have nothing to do with this operation! 270 00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:27,247 I have the Colonel's clearance. 271 00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:29,455 Of course, since it's your cousin. Move! 272 00:19:29,495 --> 00:19:32,935 - Come with me! - Wait, wait! Stop! 273 00:19:41,893 --> 00:19:43,093 Please. 274 00:19:45,132 --> 00:19:46,852 Tell me. 275 00:19:48,172 --> 00:19:50,332 A signature. 276 00:19:57,290 --> 00:19:58,770 Quick, sign it. Quick. 277 00:20:00,809 --> 00:20:03,249 Miss, this man is under arrest. He can't sign it. 278 00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:06,768 - No, leave him alone. - This man can't sign it! 279 00:20:07,209 --> 00:20:08,088 No! 280 00:20:18,206 --> 00:20:19,686 Oh my God! What did I do? 281 00:20:19,726 --> 00:20:22,365 Injury to a public official. 282 00:20:23,925 --> 00:20:25,686 Serious, I think. 283 00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:31,205 Maybe we don't understand each other. 284 00:20:31,244 --> 00:20:33,604 I have three in custody suspected of missing VAT payments, 285 00:20:33,644 --> 00:20:36,644 and a suspected foreign money launderer and if I don't get out of here right away, 286 00:20:36,683 --> 00:20:39,402 someone else will take all the credit! Get it? 287 00:20:39,443 --> 00:20:41,123 No, you have suspected head trauma. 288 00:20:41,171 --> 00:20:43,042 You must remain here under observation. 289 00:20:43,761 --> 00:20:47,681 Captain, the girl who threw you down a flight of stairs wants to see you. 290 00:20:49,321 --> 00:20:50,521 What are we waiting for? 291 00:20:50,561 --> 00:20:54,520 Take them all out and bring her in! I need to question her! Come on, come on! 292 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,360 Don't overwork him! 293 00:20:59,919 --> 00:21:00,879 Hello! 294 00:21:03,438 --> 00:21:05,318 Do you remember me? 295 00:21:05,358 --> 00:21:08,358 Claudia Maria Lusi? No! 296 00:21:09,957 --> 00:21:12,797 - Please come in, sorry about the mess. - Thank you. 297 00:21:13,557 --> 00:21:17,196 Uh... I'm sorry for the incident. Are you seriously hurt? 298 00:21:17,956 --> 00:21:18,756 No. 299 00:21:18,795 --> 00:21:22,195 But really, this complaint is a serious matter. 300 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:26,955 I would like to explain how things went down, can I? 301 00:21:28,593 --> 00:21:31,633 - Please, we have plenty of time. - Thank you. 302 00:21:33,033 --> 00:21:36,033 Well, I have a small restoration company... 303 00:21:36,073 --> 00:21:40,232 and the Museum has owed me 160,000 Euros going on two years already. 304 00:21:40,831 --> 00:21:42,871 Initially I was told that this money... 305 00:21:42,912 --> 00:21:45,031 Gennaro, do you think he likes her? 306 00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:48,390 Dear God, I hope so. Let's see what happens... 307 00:21:49,270 --> 00:21:52,310 I mean... 308 00:21:52,350 --> 00:21:53,990 This money is rightfully due to me. 309 00:21:54,629 --> 00:21:58,468 Twice he was ready to sign for me and twice it never happened. 310 00:22:00,788 --> 00:22:02,308 That is why I went a little ballistic... 311 00:22:04,667 --> 00:22:06,587 I'll rip up the complaint. 312 00:22:10,346 --> 00:22:11,827 You can... no, no, No! 313 00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:24,585 Um, that's wonderful that you'd do this for me. 314 00:22:24,624 --> 00:22:28,504 No, I'm not doing it for you. I believe in the State. 315 00:22:28,544 --> 00:22:31,784 It can cause trouble for a cute girl... 316 00:22:32,503 --> 00:22:33,382 I mean, a decent citizen. 317 00:22:33,422 --> 00:22:36,262 If you were a man, I'd still do the same for you... 318 00:22:36,302 --> 00:22:38,782 Almost that is, in the sense that... I don't mean I'm gay.. 319 00:22:38,821 --> 00:22:41,900 I have a lot of gay friends and I don't have anything against them... 320 00:22:41,941 --> 00:22:42,980 They can be sensitive. 321 00:22:43,021 --> 00:22:46,061 - Okay, he. - Relax... 322 00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:49,340 This one with women... He's shy, he's clumsy. 323 00:22:49,379 --> 00:22:51,459 - He's a moron. - Exactly! 324 00:22:51,499 --> 00:22:56,099 Last time, to get with his ex it took him a year and a half. 325 00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:00,298 Why don't we give him a little push? 326 00:23:04,137 --> 00:23:05,697 What's the reason for this dinner? 327 00:23:05,737 --> 00:23:08,696 Obviously, for work. We have so many new cases to work on. 328 00:23:08,736 --> 00:23:11,096 Well done! What's up? 329 00:23:12,056 --> 00:23:14,895 Ugo La Vecchia. Boss of the "Sacra Corona Unita" mafia. 330 00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:16,775 A fugitive since 2007. 331 00:23:16,814 --> 00:23:19,655 Has a company "holding" 700 million in the Cayman Islands. 332 00:23:20,255 --> 00:23:23,614 Claudia Maria Lusi, art restorations. 333 00:23:29,493 --> 00:23:32,412 334 00:23:44,289 --> 00:23:47,169 We're here, we're there. 335 00:23:47,210 --> 00:23:49,849 There is love at dinner, and you.. 336 00:23:49,889 --> 00:23:52,008 Tell me yes, if you want. 337 00:23:52,049 --> 00:23:54,688 My bed is big, and you... 338 00:23:54,728 --> 00:23:58,128 You weigh a little more than foam.. 339 00:23:58,167 --> 00:24:01,206 You, because you're not here... 340 00:24:01,247 --> 00:24:04,887 Excuse me, but what's she about? What crimes? 341 00:24:06,485 --> 00:24:09,685 - Miss Lusi is a tax evader? - No, she has flawless tax returns. 342 00:24:09,725 --> 00:24:13,245 Yeah, taxpayers like that these days are not easy to find. 343 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,484 Well sorry but on what we are investigating, then? 344 00:24:15,524 --> 00:24:19,403 There is a small issue with her grandmother's pension. 345 00:24:19,404 --> 00:24:24,923 Yes. And if you want to check, Miss Lusi has a tax residency certificate in her house. 346 00:24:24,962 --> 00:24:27,122 You can go in the evening hours. 347 00:24:27,162 --> 00:24:28,322 She's single. 348 00:24:28,362 --> 00:24:31,873 And a little bit of madness is just enough, because you... 349 00:24:34,881 --> 00:24:37,041 I understand what you are doing now. 350 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,400 I'm not going to Claudia Maria Lusi's house. 351 00:24:39,441 --> 00:24:44,280 And if I ever hear you say her name, I'll send you all to work in Basilicata! 352 00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:47,359 Except Palumbo, who I'd send to Pordenone! 353 00:24:47,398 --> 00:24:50,918 - Captain, why are you doing this? - That's my business! 354 00:24:50,958 --> 00:24:52,398 We were talking about the Cayman Islands, right? 355 00:24:55,477 --> 00:24:56,997 We need to trick him to talk. 356 00:25:02,155 --> 00:25:05,596 - Cheers to the operation, "No invoice, no party!" - Yes! 357 00:25:06,275 --> 00:25:08,795 - Cheers to our department, "If you don't produce an invoice, I'll take you out!" 358 00:25:08,835 --> 00:25:09,834 - Yes!!!! 359 00:25:11,074 --> 00:25:13,914 - Cheers to the "VAT against VAT" operation! - Yes!!!! 360 00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:17,074 Who invents the names of the operations?! 361 00:25:17,113 --> 00:25:19,273 Yes!!!!! 362 00:25:27,231 --> 00:25:29,791 Whoever isn't jumping is a tax cheat. 363 00:25:34,391 --> 00:25:38,351 Captain, but that girl Claudia? 364 00:25:38,389 --> 00:25:40,510 - Pretty, right? - Very pretty Claudia. 365 00:25:41,189 --> 00:25:42,589 - Who's pretty? - No? 366 00:25:43,428 --> 00:25:44,588 She's gorgeous. 367 00:25:44,628 --> 00:25:48,107 She is the woman of my life! 368 00:25:49,708 --> 00:25:51,788 Then why don't you go see her? 369 00:25:51,827 --> 00:25:53,907 Because I'd be terrible trying to talk to her, right? 370 00:25:55,186 --> 00:25:57,866 I'm only good at my job. Travel, walk, work. 371 00:25:57,906 --> 00:25:59,906 No woman wants to love me. 372 00:26:00,906 --> 00:26:03,506 Why did you make me drink, little... 373 00:26:16,463 --> 00:26:18,702 Waiter? Three cups of coffee. 374 00:26:27,661 --> 00:26:29,340 Don't go and tell the whole office! 375 00:26:30,300 --> 00:26:32,300 The thing is.. how do I say it? 376 00:26:33,220 --> 00:26:37,419 In my relationships with women... I come up short. 377 00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:44,378 Captain, I'm here for you. 378 00:26:44,418 --> 00:26:47,098 But yeah, come on now! Size is not that important. 379 00:26:47,137 --> 00:26:49,417 - Actually, don't worry. - Size? 380 00:26:49,457 --> 00:26:53,016 Who said anything about size? I'm talking about lack of self-esteem! 381 00:26:54,215 --> 00:26:57,815 My mother wanted to abort me, but there was a doctor strike. 382 00:26:57,855 --> 00:27:01,335 The doctor refused to operate, then there was an earthquake. 383 00:27:01,375 --> 00:27:04,415 I'm practically the son of bad luck. 384 00:27:05,414 --> 00:27:06,894 Do you know what this means? 385 00:27:11,373 --> 00:27:13,453 That my mother never loved me. 386 00:27:14,892 --> 00:27:18,732 You know why I'm sure Claudia doesn't like me? 387 00:27:19,732 --> 00:27:20,932 Because I love her. 388 00:27:20,970 --> 00:27:23,130 If I try to pursue her, I already know what will happen. 389 00:27:23,171 --> 00:27:25,371 Rapidly beating heart, sweaty. 390 00:27:26,490 --> 00:27:27,730 Mentally blank. 391 00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:31,050 I can't find the words and if I do, I'm full of shit and act like shit. 392 00:27:31,089 --> 00:27:32,529 Gennaro, look at me. 393 00:27:33,489 --> 00:27:35,649 If you were in my position, would you ring her doorbell? 394 00:27:37,569 --> 00:27:42,688 Captain, I as a woman, understand the insecurity of men, 395 00:27:42,727 --> 00:27:43,887 but you can fight it! 396 00:27:43,927 --> 00:27:45,247 Eh, yes the fight. 397 00:27:45,288 --> 00:27:48,247 We wanted to see you get engaged so we all don't have to work as hard... 398 00:27:48,286 --> 00:27:49,846 Eh, get engaged... 399 00:27:49,886 --> 00:27:52,006 But now it's different, we can't see you like this... 400 00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:54,606 - You don't deserve it! - Eh, I don't deserve it... 401 00:27:54,646 --> 00:27:58,366 That's enough! Stand up for yourself! 402 00:27:58,404 --> 00:28:00,405 I don't give a fuck if you're my superior! 403 00:28:00,444 --> 00:28:02,084 Tomorrow you will go ring that doorbell.. 404 00:28:02,085 --> 00:28:03,620 - and invite her... what the hell is her name? - Claudia Lusi! 405 00:28:03,621 --> 00:28:04,804 ...Claudia Lusi out for dinner! 406 00:28:04,843 --> 00:28:07,378 - Lusi, Lusi, you say. - Am I clear? That's an order! 407 00:28:11,043 --> 00:28:13,082 - Excuse me. - Please. 408 00:28:14,161 --> 00:28:15,081 At ease. 409 00:28:21,641 --> 00:28:24,560 410 00:28:33,398 --> 00:28:35,598 - Who is it? - I'm Captain Recchia! 411 00:28:38,237 --> 00:28:42,677 I don't know if you remember...Recchia, the Captain who fell... 412 00:28:42,717 --> 00:28:45,877 Yeah, uh, hold on. 413 00:28:46,996 --> 00:28:47,836 Uh... 414 00:28:48,555 --> 00:28:51,075 I'm...naked. 415 00:28:54,395 --> 00:28:55,274 Coming. 416 00:29:08,032 --> 00:29:09,592 - Calm down. - Calm down. 417 00:29:09,632 --> 00:29:11,351 - Calm down, calm down. - Calm down, calm down. 418 00:29:17,191 --> 00:29:18,031 Good morning. 419 00:29:18,070 --> 00:29:19,710 Good evening, am I disturbing you? 420 00:29:19,750 --> 00:29:21,190 - Yup. - Good. 421 00:29:21,230 --> 00:29:25,430 - How are you? Better? - Yes, better. Yes. 422 00:29:25,469 --> 00:29:26,948 Could I? Can I? 423 00:29:27,668 --> 00:29:29,509 Can I come in? 424 00:29:31,308 --> 00:29:32,108 Come in? 425 00:29:33,787 --> 00:29:36,507 What kind of question is that? Please, come on in. 426 00:29:36,547 --> 00:29:38,827 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 427 00:29:41,187 --> 00:29:42,186 - What a beautiful home. - Yes. 428 00:29:42,226 --> 00:29:45,345 But let's go to my studio, where I do my restorations, 429 00:29:45,386 --> 00:29:48,146 because when I'm home, I always spend my time in there. 430 00:29:48,185 --> 00:29:52,265 - Oh, what an interesting place. - Oh my God, your jacket is stained. 431 00:29:52,944 --> 00:29:55,464 No, this jacket is brand new... 432 00:29:55,504 --> 00:29:57,024 - I'm not wearing a jacket. - I see. 433 00:29:57,063 --> 00:29:59,424 - Actually, yours. - Oh, mine? 434 00:29:59,462 --> 00:30:03,623 - Paint. - Ah, don't worry. It's so new. 435 00:30:03,662 --> 00:30:04,742 Oh, I'm sorry. 436 00:30:04,782 --> 00:30:07,262 It's okay. It wasn't my favorite, yet. 437 00:30:07,302 --> 00:30:08,382 - So... - Ahhh... 438 00:30:15,060 --> 00:30:16,860 - Would you like some coffee? - No. 439 00:30:16,899 --> 00:30:19,379 - Yes! - Yes indeed, coffee. 440 00:30:20,660 --> 00:30:23,819 - Sugar you said, right? - Actually black, completely black. 441 00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:28,617 Oh my God! 442 00:30:29,697 --> 00:30:31,218 Oh damn... 443 00:30:45,095 --> 00:30:46,134 So? 444 00:30:47,614 --> 00:30:50,694 - To what do I owe the honor? - Nothing serious... a little tax audit. 445 00:30:52,413 --> 00:30:55,893 - Excuse me. - Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you! 446 00:30:55,933 --> 00:30:57,973 I know everything is okay. 447 00:30:58,972 --> 00:31:00,093 Then... 448 00:31:01,172 --> 00:31:02,811 Why do a tax inspection of me? 449 00:31:03,531 --> 00:31:08,691 Um, because it's a sampling check which is used for statistics, 450 00:31:08,731 --> 00:31:13,115 in accordance with the law 765, article 34, paragraph... 451 00:31:13,115 --> 00:31:15,970 - Oh, my God! - Wow! 452 00:31:19,648 --> 00:31:22,608 - There is... - Yeah, you can leave it there. 453 00:31:22,648 --> 00:31:26,008 Uh... the tax paperwork is there. 454 00:31:26,048 --> 00:31:27,648 - Yup. - I'll make another coffee. 455 00:31:27,687 --> 00:31:29,047 - No, because... - Yes, Yes. 456 00:31:29,086 --> 00:31:29,847 Yup. 457 00:31:34,046 --> 00:31:37,486 - Hello? - I'm Augusto from Bordighera. 458 00:31:37,525 --> 00:31:41,125 I was in the area, is Birgit there? 459 00:31:41,165 --> 00:31:43,205 No, my grandma isn't here. 460 00:31:43,245 --> 00:31:45,644 - Uh... - In Chianciano. 461 00:31:45,684 --> 00:31:49,324 When does she come back? Because I'm here till Friday. 462 00:31:49,363 --> 00:31:51,683 Come back Saturday, what back luck! 463 00:31:51,724 --> 00:31:53,884 Here's the coffee. Leaving? 464 00:31:53,922 --> 00:31:56,242 Yes, I have an emergency. I really have to go. 465 00:31:56,882 --> 00:31:59,482 - Checked them all? - Yes, yes. 466 00:31:59,522 --> 00:32:03,202 You have a great turnover expense report. 467 00:32:03,241 --> 00:32:04,120 Gotta go. 468 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:08,641 Listen, would you mind telling me the reason of this inspection? 469 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,840 The reason. 470 00:32:12,679 --> 00:32:15,079 Ah, yes. Your grandmother's pension. 471 00:32:16,399 --> 00:32:18,239 Birgit Hoffen, right? 472 00:32:18,278 --> 00:32:21,719 Born in Hanover, married to Luigi Lusi, 473 00:32:21,757 --> 00:32:26,157 holder of a pension that each month goes to "Re-Creo: Art Restoration." 474 00:32:26,197 --> 00:32:29,077 Everything is okay, all registered... Great. 475 00:32:29,117 --> 00:32:33,557 But how does your grandmother live? Get by, I'm saying? 476 00:32:33,596 --> 00:32:34,636 Yes. 477 00:32:35,476 --> 00:32:38,396 - I care for her, she lives with me. - Good. 478 00:32:39,074 --> 00:32:42,634 - And where is your grandmother? - In Chianciano. 479 00:32:43,274 --> 00:32:44,834 Oh, lucky. 480 00:32:44,874 --> 00:32:49,034 So I'm going now, we'll be in touch... Very soon. 481 00:32:56,551 --> 00:33:00,391 - It's all over. We're going to jail. - Aren't you overreacting a bit? 482 00:33:00,431 --> 00:33:02,631 No, no, no, I figured him out. He's smart. 483 00:33:02,670 --> 00:33:04,791 I mean, he played dumb, and then... 484 00:33:04,829 --> 00:33:07,589 He asked about my grandma's pension then he leaves saying, 485 00:33:07,629 --> 00:33:10,389 "We'll be in touch very soon" but with a suspicious tone. 486 00:33:11,189 --> 00:33:14,709 - What do you think it means? - We're going to jail. 487 00:33:14,748 --> 00:33:16,948 No, sorry. "We're?" 488 00:33:16,988 --> 00:33:19,548 Claudia's going... What did we do? 489 00:33:19,587 --> 00:33:21,627 - Help hide a body? - Ahh... 490 00:33:21,668 --> 00:33:23,947 Girls, we're in trouble. I know. 491 00:33:23,987 --> 00:33:26,627 I spent 4 years with a Supreme Court judge. 492 00:33:26,666 --> 00:33:27,786 He's married... 493 00:33:29,226 --> 00:33:30,346 Let's do this. 494 00:33:31,345 --> 00:33:33,264 We'll take grandmother out of the freezer, 495 00:33:33,305 --> 00:33:35,865 then we'll call the doctor like she just died. 496 00:33:35,904 --> 00:33:37,385 So it's like we didn't do a crime. 497 00:33:38,025 --> 00:33:39,825 Ok, let's thaw out granny. 498 00:33:39,863 --> 00:33:43,423 - Carefully and gently. - Sorry, but she's old and already dead. 499 00:33:43,463 --> 00:33:45,983 How much time does it take to defrost a human being? 500 00:33:46,023 --> 00:33:48,383 Well a chicken needs two hours, right? 501 00:33:48,423 --> 00:33:52,063 Okay then, a chicken weighs just over a pound. Then, 502 00:33:52,101 --> 00:33:56,261 a grandmother of 150 pounds, minus the couple ounces lost when someone dies... 503 00:33:56,262 --> 00:33:57,981 So subtract the weight of the soul. 504 00:33:58,020 --> 00:34:00,260 Okay, let's say it takes fifteen hours? 505 00:34:01,260 --> 00:34:05,260 Ok, we do it on the weekend. The Prosecution of Economic Crime doesn't work weekends. 506 00:34:07,338 --> 00:34:09,178 Even on Saturdays. 507 00:34:10,059 --> 00:34:11,778 Son of a bitch... 508 00:34:13,059 --> 00:34:16,938 Captain, how'd it go with Claudia Maria Lusi? 509 00:34:16,977 --> 00:34:19,257 - Did you invite her for out to dinner? - Of course. 510 00:34:21,057 --> 00:34:23,457 I mean, I implied that I wanted to. 511 00:34:23,497 --> 00:34:25,976 Then... then, she... 512 00:34:30,975 --> 00:34:33,015 Okay, I didn't ask. 513 00:34:33,894 --> 00:34:38,094 I got nervous, speechless and started sweating. 514 00:34:38,134 --> 00:34:42,133 - You're fearless at work! - With women, I'm scared of everything. 515 00:34:42,172 --> 00:34:43,413 Then, go back to her. 516 00:34:43,452 --> 00:34:46,092 Pretend she's one of your suspects. 517 00:34:48,932 --> 00:34:50,771 And what do I say to her? 518 00:34:51,931 --> 00:34:53,331 A couple sentences. 519 00:34:54,010 --> 00:34:56,530 "Last time I was here, I forgot something." 520 00:34:56,570 --> 00:34:58,411 Miss Lusi will say, "What is it?" 521 00:34:59,250 --> 00:35:01,809 "To invite you out to dinner." 522 00:35:03,329 --> 00:35:04,089 What do you think? 523 00:35:06,569 --> 00:35:07,529 Yes, but not like that. 524 00:35:07,568 --> 00:35:10,529 Firmly, decisively. Pretend you're on a sting operation. 525 00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:11,368 That's better. 526 00:35:19,646 --> 00:35:22,205 Okay, we'll have to let fifteen hours go by. 527 00:35:25,605 --> 00:35:28,604 - Rummy? - Hmm, too short. 528 00:35:30,844 --> 00:35:33,164 Rossana, how are you doing with Giorgio? 529 00:35:35,323 --> 00:35:39,722 Well, Giorgio rarely sleeps with me because he works nights and that's okay. 530 00:35:39,763 --> 00:35:41,402 You will say, "he's married." 531 00:35:41,443 --> 00:35:44,802 No. Maybe, no, he loves me. I'm sure. 532 00:35:44,842 --> 00:35:47,161 He never talks to me about his work. 533 00:35:48,001 --> 00:35:50,921 But he's full of passion, sensuality. 534 00:35:50,961 --> 00:35:53,880 Yesterday he fucked me for hours, almost fractured my pelvis... 535 00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,399 he put my legs up in the air... 536 00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,159 - Hello? - I'm Augusto, from Bordighera! 537 00:35:59,199 --> 00:36:02,839 - Yes, my grandmother is in Chianciano. - You said she was coming back today. 538 00:36:02,878 --> 00:36:04,558 I was wrong, call back on Monday. 539 00:36:04,598 --> 00:36:06,318 - No, because I... - Goodbye. 540 00:36:07,078 --> 00:36:09,597 Finally he screamed, "I love you!" 541 00:36:09,638 --> 00:36:13,717 - Saying that during orgasm doesn't count, you know. - What do you mean "doesn't count?" 542 00:36:13,757 --> 00:36:15,756 - That's true. - This is weird. 543 00:36:15,797 --> 00:36:20,235 My grandmother never talked about this Augusto from Bordighera. 544 00:36:20,235 --> 00:36:21,675 And now he's called twice. 545 00:36:33,633 --> 00:36:34,993 Mom, I'll call you back. 546 00:36:36,153 --> 00:36:37,273 Who is it? 547 00:36:37,312 --> 00:36:39,752 Captain Recchia, here for some questions. 548 00:36:39,792 --> 00:36:41,832 Fuck, holy fuck! 549 00:36:44,751 --> 00:36:47,991 Um... the last time I was here... 550 00:36:48,911 --> 00:36:50,390 Where the fuck are you going? Put that down. 551 00:36:50,430 --> 00:36:52,470 ...I forgot something. 552 00:36:52,510 --> 00:36:54,909 You're making a mess. Talk to him, stall him. 553 00:36:54,909 --> 00:36:56,109 We'll take care of your grandmother. 554 00:36:56,148 --> 00:36:58,829 ...to invite you out to dinner. 555 00:37:01,869 --> 00:37:02,628 Hello! 556 00:37:03,947 --> 00:37:06,307 Since usually this would be an investigation, I wanted to... 557 00:37:06,347 --> 00:37:09,547 - ...talk to her. - Her? Who, grandma? 558 00:37:09,587 --> 00:37:11,547 No, I mean you. Did I say "her?" 559 00:37:11,586 --> 00:37:12,986 Oh, you and I? 560 00:37:14,066 --> 00:37:15,745 Oh, yes. We can. 561 00:37:15,786 --> 00:37:17,185 Yes. 562 00:37:17,226 --> 00:37:19,305 - Um, the last time... - Mm? 563 00:37:20,544 --> 00:37:23,584 - I forgot something. - What? 564 00:37:25,624 --> 00:37:26,704 A bag. 565 00:37:26,743 --> 00:37:29,343 What does this bag look like? 566 00:37:29,343 --> 00:37:34,263 Like a bag... brown leather, shoulder style bag. 567 00:37:34,302 --> 00:37:37,142 I'm sorry, but there is no bag here. See you around. 568 00:37:37,182 --> 00:37:39,902 No, no, excuse me. 569 00:37:39,941 --> 00:37:44,020 Last time I forgot another more important thing. 570 00:37:44,253 --> 00:37:45,220 What? 571 00:37:46,604 --> 00:37:47,420 A pen. 572 00:37:47,460 --> 00:37:50,820 - Can I come in? - No! I mean, not "no", yes. 573 00:37:50,859 --> 00:37:55,258 It's just that my friends are here...naked. 574 00:37:55,259 --> 00:37:58,538 Very naked, today it's very hot. 575 00:37:59,137 --> 00:38:02,976 Soo, girls? 576 00:38:02,977 --> 00:38:05,497 Can an officer in the Prosecution of Economic Crime come in? 577 00:38:06,657 --> 00:38:08,096 Yup! 578 00:38:08,136 --> 00:38:09,136 Thank you. 579 00:38:09,976 --> 00:38:10,976 Excuse me. 580 00:38:13,294 --> 00:38:14,614 Such a beautiful house. 581 00:38:17,134 --> 00:38:17,935 Thanks. 582 00:38:21,574 --> 00:38:23,574 Rossana, Margie. 583 00:38:24,253 --> 00:38:27,733 - And grandma. - But seriously, granny! 584 00:38:27,773 --> 00:38:29,573 Ma'am, how did it go in Chianciano? 585 00:38:35,452 --> 00:38:37,372 [In German] How did... 586 00:38:37,411 --> 00:38:41,411 Ssh! No! My grandma is absolutely focused and silent when playing cards. 587 00:38:41,450 --> 00:38:44,210 - I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. - It's okay. 588 00:38:44,729 --> 00:38:46,409 - Where is... - No, no, no. 589 00:38:46,450 --> 00:38:50,930 Over here. I used your pen and here it is. 590 00:38:51,608 --> 00:38:52,568 It's this one? 591 00:38:53,368 --> 00:38:58,607 Ah, my favorite Bic, yes. 592 00:38:58,607 --> 00:39:00,487 - Look, Claudia. - Hmm? 593 00:39:01,087 --> 00:39:03,007 Sit, please. I have to talk to you. 594 00:39:08,845 --> 00:39:14,085 So, I didn't come here for either the bag or the pen. 595 00:39:14,125 --> 00:39:15,605 But for another reason. 596 00:39:19,204 --> 00:39:24,284 Maybe I'll tell you another time. Or maybe not. No, no, no, that's not right. 597 00:39:24,322 --> 00:39:25,642 I have a duty to tell you. 598 00:39:25,682 --> 00:39:28,801 Would you mind to tell me before I have a heart attack? 599 00:39:28,802 --> 00:39:29,602 Yeah. 600 00:39:32,042 --> 00:39:33,002 I... 601 00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:36,641 I'd like to go to dinner with you. 602 00:39:38,441 --> 00:39:40,160 I knew it, you don't want to. 603 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,080 I'm sorry, I shouldn't have asked you. 604 00:39:42,119 --> 00:39:45,999 Excuse me, but just sometimes I think of something, then maybe it's wrong. 605 00:39:46,038 --> 00:39:50,439 Maybe, at least for an ice cream... a quick ice cream. 606 00:39:50,477 --> 00:39:52,437 It'll only take 40 seconds. 607 00:39:52,478 --> 00:39:55,317 I'm really good, I'll lick it very fast... 608 00:39:55,358 --> 00:39:56,517 Wonderful! 609 00:39:57,317 --> 00:39:58,677 Pistachio and chocolate? 610 00:39:59,236 --> 00:40:00,036 Let's go. 611 00:40:04,316 --> 00:40:05,715 - What a beautiful sun, huh? - Mmm. 612 00:40:05,756 --> 00:40:08,355 I want to stay out all day. 613 00:40:08,394 --> 00:40:09,954 Ah, yes? Because? 614 00:40:10,794 --> 00:40:11,874 Because... 615 00:40:13,754 --> 00:40:17,514 Because the Prosecution of Financial Crime fascinates me very, very much. 616 00:40:17,553 --> 00:40:20,753 - In fact, tell me a bit of it. - You asked for it, right? 617 00:40:20,793 --> 00:40:23,673 So in my life I'm following a "north star"... 618 00:40:23,674 --> 00:40:26,553 and it's the Legislative Decree 74 of 2000... 619 00:40:26,591 --> 00:40:29,391 justly amended by the decree law... 620 00:40:29,431 --> 00:40:33,351 The offense exists if the tax evaded is more than 50,000 Euros. 621 00:40:33,391 --> 00:40:36,631 Keep in mind that previously it was 103,291.38... 622 00:40:36,669 --> 00:40:41,149 or if the undeclared income exceeded 10% of the total. 623 00:40:41,190 --> 00:40:42,349 "It goes without saying." 624 00:40:42,351 --> 00:40:43,693 But what about the ice cream? 625 00:40:44,668 --> 00:40:46,988 Sorry, I just got carried away... 626 00:40:47,028 --> 00:40:49,708 - So can I. - Eh, it happens, it happens. 627 00:40:52,866 --> 00:40:55,107 Having fun? Are you having fun? 628 00:40:55,707 --> 00:40:57,753 We were talking about The Scico, the Service of the Prosecution that acts against Organized Crime... 629 00:40:57,754 --> 00:41:01,468 The Scico conducts business with a group called Gico... 630 00:41:01,468 --> 00:41:02,992 together with the Dia, of course. 631 00:41:02,993 --> 00:41:06,625 But to explain better, we need to sit down because it's a bit complicated, sit down. 632 00:41:07,864 --> 00:41:10,624 Oh! 633 00:41:18,343 --> 00:41:19,903 Should I take you home? 634 00:41:19,942 --> 00:41:25,702 No, no, keep going. Everything you're talking about is very interesting. 635 00:41:25,741 --> 00:41:28,181 - You were saying, "Scico" - Haha, oh. 636 00:41:28,221 --> 00:41:30,860 They run everything, in the sense that without the Dia... 637 00:41:30,861 --> 00:41:32,531 even with all of these other groups... 638 00:41:32,532 --> 00:41:33,700 Roses, my friend? 639 00:41:33,740 --> 00:41:35,219 - Oh, yes, yes. - No, no. 640 00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:36,980 Yes, thank you, I have to do something for her to forgive me. 641 00:41:37,018 --> 00:41:38,739 - Give me three. - Please. 642 00:41:38,779 --> 00:41:40,858 - Thank you. Here. - Thanks. 643 00:41:40,898 --> 00:41:43,819 - There you go. - A thousand thanks. 644 00:41:43,858 --> 00:41:44,738 Receipt? 645 00:41:45,817 --> 00:41:46,977 What? 646 00:41:47,017 --> 00:41:48,377 Not "what?" The receipt. 647 00:41:48,417 --> 00:41:51,377 You need to issue a receipt, invoice or proof of payment. 648 00:41:51,416 --> 00:41:52,736 - It's okay. - Not really, no. 649 00:41:52,777 --> 00:41:54,536 - No, no, no. - I just paid. Where are you going? 650 00:41:54,576 --> 00:41:56,776 I'm from the Prosecution of Economic Crime. 651 00:41:56,815 --> 00:41:59,536 I'm obliged to confiscate the subject of an offense! 652 00:42:00,935 --> 00:42:05,495 No, it's not an investigation. Apparently he likes me. 653 00:42:05,534 --> 00:42:08,974 He's flirting with me, if you can call it that. 654 00:42:09,014 --> 00:42:11,933 Anyway, call me as soon as grandma is defrosted, okay? 655 00:42:11,972 --> 00:42:13,052 No, no, no, I'll just pet it! 656 00:42:13,892 --> 00:42:17,492 We put her back in the freezer, with the fish. 657 00:42:17,532 --> 00:42:18,732 What? 658 00:42:18,772 --> 00:42:22,091 Why? I'm keeping him here to give you time to defrost her. 659 00:42:22,091 --> 00:42:25,091 You don't understand what he's putting me through, I'm going through hell here. 660 00:42:25,130 --> 00:42:27,731 He's an idiot, I can't take it anymore. I can't deal with this right now. 661 00:42:27,770 --> 00:42:29,690 I understand, but I what can I do now? Sorry... 662 00:42:29,729 --> 00:42:32,329 I didn't know. I had to hide the body... with the fish... 663 00:42:32,369 --> 00:42:35,049 Hello, Claudia? What's going on? 664 00:42:35,089 --> 00:42:37,529 - Turn off the phone. - Ouch! 665 00:42:41,048 --> 00:42:43,887 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't want to aggravate the dogs. 666 00:42:43,928 --> 00:42:47,767 Of course, luckily you pushed me in the lake in time. 667 00:42:47,806 --> 00:42:52,086 Always stay alert. That's one of the habits that we learn... 668 00:42:52,886 --> 00:42:54,885 Okay, good night. 669 00:42:55,964 --> 00:42:58,565 It was a horrible day, wasn't it? 670 00:42:58,604 --> 00:43:01,604 What are you talking about? My bites don't even hurt anymore. 671 00:43:01,644 --> 00:43:03,044 Ah. Well, good. 672 00:43:03,084 --> 00:43:05,844 Oh my God, it's them. 673 00:43:05,883 --> 00:43:10,403 Quickly, get in! It's dangerous! Get inside! 674 00:43:10,443 --> 00:43:14,202 Go! Go! All in! All in! It's dangerous! 675 00:43:19,241 --> 00:43:20,561 Is the power out? 676 00:43:20,601 --> 00:43:23,440 No, I think I finally changed the fuses. 677 00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:24,840 I'm going to get a candle. 678 00:43:24,879 --> 00:43:28,119 - No, I'll get it. - No, no, you stay here. 679 00:43:44,236 --> 00:43:46,077 - What are you doing? - Checking. 680 00:43:51,915 --> 00:43:52,995 What are you checking? 681 00:43:53,035 --> 00:43:56,355 A power surge might have damaged the freezer. 682 00:43:56,395 --> 00:43:59,714 The freezer has defrosted, 400 euros in damage. 683 00:43:59,754 --> 00:44:02,073 - It's best to take everything out... - No! 684 00:44:02,713 --> 00:44:06,193 - Why? - I have something important to do. 685 00:44:06,232 --> 00:44:08,752 - What? - I can't tell you. 686 00:44:08,792 --> 00:44:10,111 It's a personal thing. 687 00:44:10,113 --> 00:44:12,470 Okay, then you do that while I empty the freezer. 688 00:44:12,472 --> 00:44:16,711 No, because this thing I have to do... we have to do it together, you and I. 689 00:44:19,670 --> 00:44:22,910 Excuse me, Claudia, but what is this personal thing... 690 00:44:22,950 --> 00:44:25,270 that we have to do together? 691 00:44:44,506 --> 00:44:47,626 Wait, wait, wait. Are we going too fast? 692 00:44:47,665 --> 00:44:49,105 Because I really like you. 693 00:44:49,145 --> 00:44:52,225 So if this is a game for you or a gesture of pity, 694 00:44:52,264 --> 00:44:55,184 or you just want my body, I understand. 695 00:44:55,224 --> 00:44:56,024 You can tell me... Wait, you know what? 696 00:44:56,064 --> 00:44:58,823 - I better go empty the freezer. - No. 697 00:44:58,864 --> 00:45:00,224 No. 698 00:45:01,342 --> 00:45:02,702 I really like you. 699 00:45:04,102 --> 00:45:05,263 In fact, I... 700 00:45:07,662 --> 00:45:09,182 I'm already falling in love. 701 00:45:15,140 --> 00:45:17,501 Oh!! Did you touch my tit? 702 00:45:17,539 --> 00:45:21,100 Yeah, it seemed like a good thing to do at the time, right? 703 00:45:22,659 --> 00:45:23,859 Yup. 704 00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:26,939 Excuse me, it's just that I... 705 00:45:27,938 --> 00:45:31,178 - I'm shy when it comes to sex. - Okay. 706 00:45:31,778 --> 00:45:36,458 I need a lot of time to build up to having sex. 707 00:45:38,856 --> 00:45:41,256 All the guys run away. 708 00:45:42,256 --> 00:45:45,008 So if you want to disappear forever. 709 00:45:45,096 --> 00:45:47,215 You won't disappoint me. 710 00:45:50,615 --> 00:45:54,614 I'm shy, too. And I'm okay with waiting. 711 00:45:56,853 --> 00:45:58,773 Except when there is a freezer that defrosted. 712 00:45:58,812 --> 00:46:02,493 - I'm sorry, but really those 400 euros just... - No, no. 713 00:46:08,451 --> 00:46:12,731 - What happened? Are you tired? - Too many emotions. 714 00:46:14,210 --> 00:46:18,330 Maybe it's better that I go, but I'll call you as soon as I get home, okay? 715 00:46:19,088 --> 00:46:21,528 Well, goodnight my love. 716 00:46:27,927 --> 00:46:31,686 No, I don't believe it. I don't believe it! 717 00:46:31,727 --> 00:46:34,726 8:15 am: "Good morning, my love. I miss you." 718 00:46:34,767 --> 00:46:37,686 8:22 am: "Why didn't you answer? Did I do something wrong?" 719 00:46:37,725 --> 00:46:40,685 9:15 am: "For you to forgive me, I booked us a table for seafood dinner." 720 00:46:40,725 --> 00:46:43,565 - 9:18... No, I don't believe it. - But look at this. 721 00:46:43,605 --> 00:46:45,844 Well, I do all types of YouPorn.. 722 00:46:45,884 --> 00:46:47,803 and Giorgio runs out the bed in the middle of the night.. 723 00:46:47,804 --> 00:46:49,364 and he falls in love with just a kiss? 724 00:46:49,404 --> 00:46:52,763 But I don't love him. I don't want to see him anymore. 725 00:46:52,764 --> 00:46:54,363 How could we get rid of him...? 726 00:46:54,402 --> 00:46:58,042 Three words, "I'm with someone." 727 00:46:58,082 --> 00:47:00,242 Or two, "I'm lesbian." 728 00:47:00,282 --> 00:47:02,946 I can't... To keep him away from the freezer, 729 00:47:02,946 --> 00:47:04,961 I had to tell him I loved him. 730 00:47:05,001 --> 00:47:07,281 If I give up now, he might put two and two together and bust me. 731 00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:10,480 - No, no, no, no. - Come on, now. 732 00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:11,888 Time to let him go. 733 00:47:12,479 --> 00:47:13,239 How? 734 00:47:15,119 --> 00:47:18,958 Do you think I chose right? It's for a special woman. 735 00:47:18,999 --> 00:47:23,158 It's perfect, it's a biodynamic vintage champagne. 736 00:47:23,197 --> 00:47:24,357 No added sugars. 737 00:47:24,358 --> 00:47:26,373 738 00:47:26,374 --> 00:47:27,574 Excellent choice. 739 00:47:27,575 --> 00:47:28,535 Simon! 740 00:47:32,995 --> 00:47:33,756 Ah! 741 00:47:34,675 --> 00:47:35,676 Are you okay? 742 00:47:44,034 --> 00:47:44,954 - Hello. - Hello. 743 00:47:46,194 --> 00:47:46,994 Claudia? 744 00:47:48,513 --> 00:47:49,312 What's the matter? 745 00:47:50,632 --> 00:47:54,112 - You don't like me? - No, you're beautiful. 746 00:47:54,152 --> 00:47:59,552 Your dress and your makeup is fine... fine. 747 00:47:59,591 --> 00:48:01,871 I look a little rough... 748 00:48:01,911 --> 00:48:04,631 because the drugs got me a bit fucked up. 749 00:48:06,510 --> 00:48:07,469 What drugs? 750 00:48:07,510 --> 00:48:09,269 Why the fuck do you care? 751 00:48:09,310 --> 00:48:14,709 No, nothing... Just asking. Okay, let's have a nice toast. 752 00:48:14,748 --> 00:48:16,068 I got us some champagne. 753 00:48:17,348 --> 00:48:18,308 Thanks. 754 00:48:21,508 --> 00:48:23,787 Well then, che... 755 00:48:25,747 --> 00:48:27,026 ...cheers... 756 00:48:33,385 --> 00:48:37,945 Sorry, Claudia but what's going on? You look different, act different. 757 00:48:39,344 --> 00:48:41,184 This sucks. 758 00:48:42,343 --> 00:48:46,583 - Sorry. - I might as well tell you now. 759 00:48:46,623 --> 00:48:47,703 Mmh. 760 00:48:48,303 --> 00:48:51,543 My psychiatrist says I have a little problem. 761 00:48:51,581 --> 00:48:56,261 Okay, it's not schizophrenia, no. Because he prescribed me drugs for it. 762 00:48:56,301 --> 00:49:00,821 In his opinion, there's probably more than one Claudia. 763 00:49:02,580 --> 00:49:04,940 I don't think so, what do you think? 764 00:49:04,980 --> 00:49:08,099 - What do you think? What do you think? What do you think? - Look who's here? 765 00:49:08,099 --> 00:49:09,299 Hello. 766 00:49:09,858 --> 00:49:13,458 - The first entrée, red raw shrimp... - No, no, no. 767 00:49:13,499 --> 00:49:15,938 I want a kebab with everything. 768 00:49:15,977 --> 00:49:18,457 Kebab, do you have kebab? 769 00:49:18,497 --> 00:49:20,376 I'm sorry, but we don't serve kebab. 770 00:49:20,417 --> 00:49:22,857 Well,I want something fried, fried, fried? 771 00:49:22,896 --> 00:49:26,656 - Yes. - Here's tempura-fried shrimp. 772 00:49:26,696 --> 00:49:27,735 Ah! 773 00:49:28,496 --> 00:49:31,095 With a raspberry mayonnaise, very delicious. 774 00:49:31,135 --> 00:49:31,895 Thank you. 775 00:49:31,935 --> 00:49:33,095 Well then. 776 00:49:34,254 --> 00:49:36,134 Mmm. It's very good. 777 00:49:37,094 --> 00:49:38,534 - Look... - Try it. 778 00:49:40,293 --> 00:49:41,653 Totally missed your mouth. 779 00:49:42,572 --> 00:49:43,373 It's okay. 780 00:49:43,932 --> 00:49:46,292 What the...? 781 00:49:46,332 --> 00:49:47,092 Sorry. 782 00:49:49,412 --> 00:49:51,612 I'm happy with you. 783 00:49:51,651 --> 00:49:55,731 Because I can finally be myself! 784 00:49:55,770 --> 00:50:00,411 I can't stand men who like the "perfect" woman. 785 00:50:00,449 --> 00:50:04,089 All "high class" ...like that snobby chick there. 786 00:50:04,129 --> 00:50:06,009 No, no, no. 787 00:50:06,049 --> 00:50:09,649 Waiter, can you change table? There are rude people here. 788 00:50:09,687 --> 00:50:11,568 Rude? Did you just call me "rude?" 789 00:50:11,607 --> 00:50:14,047 - Everyone heard it. - It's a figure of speech. 790 00:50:14,088 --> 00:50:16,167 - It's a figure of speech! - Come on, tell me again. 791 00:50:16,207 --> 00:50:18,170 Get up and my husband will kick your ass. 792 00:50:18,170 --> 00:50:19,398 He really will! 793 00:50:19,399 --> 00:50:21,366 - What an ugly sweater! He said it! - What?! 794 00:50:21,406 --> 00:50:23,286 I may have thought it, but I didn't say it. 795 00:50:23,326 --> 00:50:25,845 It was just a thought. 796 00:50:25,845 --> 00:50:27,604 Anyway, the situation seems obvious to me. 797 00:50:27,645 --> 00:50:31,284 The girl doesn't... We're not going to fight about this, right? 798 00:50:34,563 --> 00:50:36,443 - Here. - Thanks. 799 00:50:37,843 --> 00:50:41,002 Let me ask you, does this personality come out often? 800 00:50:41,043 --> 00:50:41,883 No. 801 00:50:42,962 --> 00:50:44,362 Only when I'm happy. 802 00:50:45,001 --> 00:50:47,001 - Does it hurt? - Yes, yes. 803 00:50:47,041 --> 00:50:49,201 - If you touch it, yeah. - I'm sorry. 804 00:50:49,961 --> 00:50:51,761 I'm sorry, it's just that... 805 00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:56,719 I love the bruises on an Alpha male who acts like Donald Trump... 806 00:50:57,439 --> 00:51:01,639 because I'm a right-wing feminist. 807 00:51:03,198 --> 00:51:05,038 - "Right-wing feminist?" - Yup. 808 00:51:05,758 --> 00:51:07,358 What are you talking about? 809 00:51:08,038 --> 00:51:12,758 That my uterus is mine, and I manage it. 810 00:51:13,837 --> 00:51:15,852 You work hard like a man in the day... 811 00:51:15,853 --> 00:51:17,756 and I'm the woman of the night waiting for you... 812 00:51:17,797 --> 00:51:20,596 and I fuck you until I break your pelvis. 813 00:51:20,635 --> 00:51:21,835 That's equality! 814 00:51:27,954 --> 00:51:31,153 Come on, show me how you shoot your love gun. 815 00:51:34,033 --> 00:51:36,393 No, no, no. 816 00:51:36,432 --> 00:51:40,312 Look, I've told you how I work a lot and I can't? 817 00:51:40,352 --> 00:51:43,192 I have to get up early... Let's do this, can I call you back? 818 00:51:43,232 --> 00:51:46,031 I'll call you, your cellphone, maybe write you a letter. 819 00:51:46,070 --> 00:51:47,510 I'm sorry, it's just... 820 00:52:03,907 --> 00:52:06,387 821 00:52:08,667 --> 00:52:11,307 One thing, just one thing and not anything else. 822 00:52:11,346 --> 00:52:13,587 With Giorgio, it's just fairytale sex and it's okay... 823 00:52:13,625 --> 00:52:15,626 just at some point he stands up and says: 824 00:52:15,665 --> 00:52:18,585 "I'm going now, I have to get up early." 825 00:52:18,626 --> 00:52:20,209 And I'm like, "Hey, Giorgio" 826 00:52:20,210 --> 00:52:21,745 "You can't wake up early from my house?" 827 00:52:21,784 --> 00:52:23,224 "What's wrong with my bed? The glue?" 828 00:52:23,264 --> 00:52:26,504 - Married with kids. - I said no, I told you. 829 00:52:26,544 --> 00:52:28,904 - I'm telling you how I feel... - Ros, easy with the statue. 830 00:52:28,944 --> 00:52:30,704 It had to be an on-site restoration, 831 00:52:30,743 --> 00:52:32,342 we shouldn't have brought it here. 832 00:52:33,822 --> 00:52:37,022 - One, two, three. - I got it. 833 00:52:46,899 --> 00:52:48,819 Oh, fuck. 834 00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:52,859 Excuse me, but be careful. 835 00:53:04,817 --> 00:53:09,416 I'm Augusto from Bordighera and I want to talk to your grandma. 836 00:53:11,296 --> 00:53:13,336 - She left. - What time? 837 00:53:13,374 --> 00:53:16,374 - Around 11. - That's not true. 838 00:53:16,415 --> 00:53:18,375 Because I was here in front in my camper. 839 00:53:18,414 --> 00:53:20,775 Actually, I was wrong. It was 10. 840 00:53:20,814 --> 00:53:22,734 I was here at 10, also. 841 00:53:22,773 --> 00:53:25,653 Okay, then it must have been 9, 8? 842 00:53:26,533 --> 00:53:28,373 She goes in and out all the time. 843 00:53:28,413 --> 00:53:30,364 I've been parked here for three days, 844 00:53:30,365 --> 00:53:32,572 and Birgit never went through that door. 845 00:53:32,612 --> 00:53:33,852 What did you do to Birgit? 846 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:35,800 Nothing. 847 00:53:36,211 --> 00:53:37,476 Nothing. Actually... 848 00:53:39,011 --> 00:53:40,451 My grandmother doesn't want to talk to you. 849 00:53:40,490 --> 00:53:43,490 Doesn't want to talk to me? That's impossible. 850 00:53:43,530 --> 00:53:45,490 At 5 pm, I'm coming to your house. 851 00:53:45,529 --> 00:53:48,250 If your grandmother isn't here, I'm calling the cops. 852 00:53:58,807 --> 00:54:01,167 I would like to know what have I done wrong? 853 00:54:01,207 --> 00:54:04,966 - You froze your grandmother, honey. - Now what? 854 00:54:07,086 --> 00:54:09,485 - I got it. - What is it? 855 00:54:10,285 --> 00:54:14,565 Ros, wait. Are you sure you know what you are doing? 856 00:54:14,605 --> 00:54:18,205 I'm positive. I spent two years with a special effects make-up expert. 857 00:54:18,244 --> 00:54:22,043 - Married man? - Yes, but he was nominated for a David award twice. 858 00:54:22,924 --> 00:54:23,884 Bitch. 859 00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:39,160 Come in. It's open. 860 00:54:41,759 --> 00:54:46,919 Oh Birgit, you're here! 861 00:54:46,958 --> 00:54:49,999 How are you? 862 00:54:50,039 --> 00:54:52,358 - Um, bad. - Oh. 863 00:54:52,397 --> 00:54:55,798 - I have a sore throat. - I'm sorry. 864 00:54:55,837 --> 00:54:58,717 But you're always beautiful, Birgit. 865 00:54:58,757 --> 00:55:02,556 You know, you look younger now than four years ago? 866 00:55:03,316 --> 00:55:06,755 - It's the anti-wrinkle cream. - Aah. 867 00:55:07,676 --> 00:55:11,315 - What do you want? - Um, my wife died. 868 00:55:11,874 --> 00:55:14,434 Eh, my condolences. 869 00:55:14,474 --> 00:55:17,193 What condolences, Birgit? 870 00:55:17,233 --> 00:55:19,472 The dead weight is out of the picture! 871 00:55:19,513 --> 00:55:22,512 - We can finally get married. - Calm down! 872 00:55:24,272 --> 00:55:28,552 We haven't seen each other in 4 years, right? 873 00:55:28,591 --> 00:55:32,311 Yes Birgit, can I understand you're angry about it. 874 00:55:32,351 --> 00:55:36,431 Clearly, cheating on a sick wife would be terrible. 875 00:55:36,470 --> 00:55:39,230 - On top of that, in fifty years of love... - Fifty? 876 00:55:39,269 --> 00:55:42,629 Yes! What are four years that we missed? 877 00:55:42,669 --> 00:55:44,349 Fifty years, Birgit. 878 00:55:45,188 --> 00:55:47,748 The Piper Club in Rome. 879 00:55:47,788 --> 00:55:51,387 On April 19, 1968. 880 00:55:52,547 --> 00:55:54,906 The Pink Floyd concert. 881 00:55:54,947 --> 00:55:59,346 Oh boy, a match stronger than two marriages. 882 00:56:01,025 --> 00:56:07,385 So for fifty years, did I cheat on my husband? 883 00:56:07,425 --> 00:56:10,584 What? Looking back... you're feeling guilty, dear? 884 00:56:10,623 --> 00:56:14,303 Nothing to fear now. We can keep our promise, can't we? 885 00:56:14,343 --> 00:56:18,823 By the way, would you rather get married here or in Bordighera, in front of everyone... 886 00:56:18,862 --> 00:56:22,101 No. It's over between us. 887 00:56:22,142 --> 00:56:23,382 I have another. 888 00:56:24,261 --> 00:56:26,461 Wha... What? Someone else? 889 00:56:28,260 --> 00:56:29,220 Oh, my God. 890 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:32,820 Oh, my God. My blood pressure... 891 00:56:32,860 --> 00:56:36,139 - Do you have any Etilefrine? - No, get out of here. 892 00:56:36,179 --> 00:56:38,459 I'll go to the trailer to get to it, but I'll be back shortly. 893 00:56:38,499 --> 00:56:41,379 Go and don't come back. My man is coming. He's very jealous. 894 00:56:41,418 --> 00:56:44,298 - If he finds you here, he'll kill you. - But I'm not feeling good. 895 00:56:44,338 --> 00:56:47,298 - I'll get my medication and be right back. - No! 896 00:56:47,337 --> 00:56:49,337 Get lost. Pretend I died! 897 00:56:49,377 --> 00:56:50,776 Birgit! 898 00:57:01,535 --> 00:57:03,215 I said that... Ah! 899 00:57:04,614 --> 00:57:10,093 - Am I disturbing you? - No, Claudia is at work. 900 00:57:11,093 --> 00:57:14,533 Good, because I would like to speak with you, ma'am. 901 00:57:14,572 --> 00:57:16,212 I know that you are very close. 902 00:57:16,252 --> 00:57:20,892 You even give her 4,131 Euros of your pension, for her company "Ri-Creo." 903 00:57:20,931 --> 00:57:24,451 Very generous of you... If you could give me a moment of your time... 904 00:57:24,490 --> 00:57:25,810 Just a second. 905 00:57:29,169 --> 00:57:30,769 Come in, come in. 906 00:57:31,689 --> 00:57:32,649 May I? 907 00:57:40,807 --> 00:57:45,247 Excuse me, but I don't like people seeing me look sloppy. 908 00:57:48,406 --> 00:57:49,366 What do you want? 909 00:57:50,766 --> 00:57:52,246 It is a delicate subject. 910 00:57:55,205 --> 00:57:56,846 I would like to know if... 911 00:57:59,884 --> 00:58:02,764 When Claudia was little, she wasn't loved by her mother, was she? 912 00:58:05,483 --> 00:58:06,243 Well... 913 00:58:08,083 --> 00:58:10,442 Her mother left to Goa. 914 00:58:11,882 --> 00:58:14,723 - How did you know? - I can see it in her eyes. 915 00:58:14,761 --> 00:58:16,481 I had the same problem. 916 00:58:16,522 --> 00:58:19,321 And to us, it's a wound that stays deep. 917 00:58:20,481 --> 00:58:21,441 Uh... 918 00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:23,800 Is there any solution? 919 00:58:24,719 --> 00:58:26,639 According to my therapist, yes. 920 00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:30,800 Someone who loves you. Totally, completely, without limits. 921 00:58:32,038 --> 00:58:35,838 And I love Claudia, but she is frightened and runs away. 922 00:58:35,878 --> 00:58:38,358 She pretends to be schizophrenic get me to go away. 923 00:58:40,436 --> 00:58:43,517 - And you? - I'm not going away. 924 00:58:43,556 --> 00:58:47,237 I want to hold on to her tightly for the rest of my life. 925 00:58:49,475 --> 00:58:51,715 But if I try to say this to your granddaughter, 926 00:58:51,755 --> 00:58:52,955 I'd say it wrong and go down in flames. 927 00:58:55,475 --> 00:58:58,515 What do you want me to tell her? 928 00:58:58,553 --> 00:59:02,913 No, only a fool would ask such a thing of her grandmother. 929 00:59:06,832 --> 00:59:07,872 But if you insist... 930 00:59:08,832 --> 00:59:11,712 Okay, I'll tell her. 931 00:59:11,751 --> 00:59:15,631 She's coming, I heard the engine. 932 00:59:21,470 --> 00:59:22,590 Claudia? 933 00:59:23,270 --> 00:59:27,109 934 01:00:04,983 --> 01:00:05,902 Claudia. 935 01:00:08,021 --> 01:00:11,781 You're angry, huh? I'm sorry, you're right, I was wrong. 936 01:00:11,821 --> 01:00:13,461 I shouldn't have talked with your grandmother. 937 01:00:34,776 --> 01:00:36,496 I just wanted this from you. 938 01:00:37,776 --> 01:00:39,936 - To get me into bed? - No. 939 01:00:41,016 --> 01:00:41,776 No. 940 01:00:42,856 --> 01:00:44,656 To get lost looking into your eyes. 941 01:00:47,655 --> 01:00:51,775 You scare me. You understand so much about me. 942 01:00:54,133 --> 01:00:57,253 Because with women, I have Holmes syndrome. 943 01:00:58,133 --> 01:01:01,292 Sherlock Holmes, I mean...not John Holmes. 944 01:01:02,292 --> 01:01:04,451 Who is John Holmes? 945 01:01:04,452 --> 01:01:08,412 Huh, you don't know...? 946 01:01:08,413 --> 01:01:09,653 Better off not knowing. 947 01:01:09,653 --> 01:01:13,052 What I wanted to say is that when I love a woman... 948 01:01:13,053 --> 01:01:14,373 I observe everything about her. 949 01:01:14,374 --> 01:01:16,773 I mostly feel her emotions. 950 01:01:16,774 --> 01:01:18,175 What are you feeling now? 951 01:01:18,176 --> 01:01:20,456 This much love, 952 01:01:21,728 --> 01:01:23,209 And fear... 953 01:01:24,288 --> 01:01:25,328 John Holmes. 954 01:01:36,365 --> 01:01:39,845 955 01:02:12,479 --> 01:02:13,887 Oh, is it true? 956 01:02:13,890 --> 01:02:15,156 Recchia: "Taking time off." 957 01:02:15,157 --> 01:02:18,639 Yes! 958 01:02:24,557 --> 01:02:27,837 Wait, you're all sweaty! Give it to me, I'll carry it. 959 01:02:28,477 --> 01:02:29,277 Thank you. 960 01:02:31,036 --> 01:02:33,075 Why do you pamper me so much? 961 01:02:33,116 --> 01:02:35,676 We have to be careful. We are two wounded people. 962 01:02:35,715 --> 01:02:37,315 The first who gets hurt might run away. 963 01:02:38,354 --> 01:02:41,263 I have the same problem, but I don't know how to talk about it like you do. 964 01:02:41,274 --> 01:02:45,194 - What therapist did you see? - Therapist? 965 01:02:45,234 --> 01:02:48,274 On 1,400 euros per month, I can't afford a therapist. 966 01:02:49,193 --> 01:02:50,832 I was using the toaster. 967 01:02:51,912 --> 01:02:56,032 - So, you had therapy with a toaster? - Yes, for four years. 968 01:02:57,431 --> 01:02:59,951 Pretty much, one day I was sitting around waiting for my toast, 969 01:02:59,991 --> 01:03:05,071 I said something out loud and just then the toaster popped up, 970 01:03:05,109 --> 01:03:08,829 Just at that moment, as if it agreed with me, so... 971 01:03:12,589 --> 01:03:14,829 Too bad your vacation is over. 972 01:03:16,628 --> 01:03:20,028 Actually, I have six more days to use up. 973 01:03:23,386 --> 01:03:28,186 974 01:03:41,623 --> 01:03:44,503 Recchia: I'll be gone for another week. 975 01:03:53,262 --> 01:03:56,741 How would you feel if someone has done bad things in the past... 976 01:03:58,941 --> 01:04:02,060 Isn't it better to tell each other? 977 01:04:04,900 --> 01:04:08,260 Yes, it's been a while that I wanted to talk to you about that, actually. 978 01:04:08,299 --> 01:04:14,579 My ex-wife, a dentist. I did a terrible thing. 979 01:04:15,137 --> 01:04:18,000 - You cheat on her? - Worse. 980 01:04:18,557 --> 01:04:21,377 Did you mistreat her? Did you beat her? 981 01:04:22,376 --> 01:04:26,496 Hit her with a tax fine... 84,000 euros. 982 01:04:26,536 --> 01:04:29,527 Her fault. She treated some cavities on the side. 983 01:04:32,335 --> 01:04:35,695 I couldn't turn a blind eye. My work's stronger than me. 984 01:04:36,494 --> 01:04:40,454 Too much passion for my duty, so please... 985 01:04:42,493 --> 01:04:45,572 Never make me choose between you and the law, hmm? 986 01:04:48,732 --> 01:04:51,172 And you, have a body hidden somewhere? 987 01:04:51,211 --> 01:04:52,970 - Me? - Yeah. 988 01:04:53,011 --> 01:04:53,851 Dead body? 989 01:04:56,531 --> 01:04:59,171 - You never know where to put them. - Hmm? 990 01:04:59,890 --> 01:05:00,730 Nothing. 991 01:05:09,208 --> 01:05:12,368 You know, they say there's a cure for our wounds. 992 01:05:13,167 --> 01:05:15,927 To try and be a better parent than ours. 993 01:05:17,366 --> 01:05:18,726 Does it work? 994 01:05:18,766 --> 01:05:19,726 Who knows? 995 01:05:20,766 --> 01:05:22,246 The toaster said so. 996 01:05:25,885 --> 01:05:34,524 997 01:06:01,118 --> 01:06:02,399 A month of vacation? 998 01:06:02,438 --> 01:06:05,517 These days who takes a month off? Only you! 999 01:06:05,518 --> 01:06:07,998 We are behind by two weeks. Customers aren't happy. 1000 01:06:08,038 --> 01:06:10,318 It's a miracle no one cancelled their contracts with us. 1001 01:06:10,356 --> 01:06:14,476 - Are you stupid? - No, I'm in love and so is he. 1002 01:06:14,517 --> 01:06:16,356 That's fantastic! 1003 01:06:16,396 --> 01:06:18,916 Forgive me, but that doesn't seem a sufficient reason. 1004 01:06:21,355 --> 01:06:22,515 I'm pregnant. 1005 01:06:23,275 --> 01:06:27,355 - Ooh, that's amazing! - How did he react to that? 1006 01:06:27,393 --> 01:06:30,873 - We're getting married in a year. - Oh my god, what a romantic story! 1007 01:06:30,913 --> 01:06:31,993 And the body? 1008 01:06:34,673 --> 01:06:35,553 The body? 1009 01:06:35,593 --> 01:06:38,073 You remember your grandmother's body, that you hid... 1010 01:06:38,112 --> 01:06:40,111 with our help, in your freezer? 1011 01:06:40,152 --> 01:06:43,911 Ros, I don't think this the right time. She's going to get married. 1012 01:06:43,912 --> 01:06:46,151 Yes, with an Officer of the Prosecution of Economic Crime. 1013 01:06:46,191 --> 01:06:48,750 I don't think a dead body in the freezer helps the relationship. 1014 01:06:48,790 --> 01:06:50,750 There is a slight conflict of interest. 1015 01:06:52,190 --> 01:06:53,390 She must be defrosted. 1016 01:06:54,029 --> 01:06:56,509 If he finds out, first he dumps me and then he arrests me. 1017 01:06:56,548 --> 01:06:58,189 Or first he arrests me, then he dumps me. 1018 01:06:58,228 --> 01:07:03,308 Hey! We'll defrost her at my house, a day when he's not around. 1019 01:07:04,027 --> 01:07:07,487 - Doesn't he have a mission or something to do? - Thursday. 1020 01:07:07,507 --> 01:07:10,227 Thursday he has to go to a small town to arrest a fugitive. 1021 01:07:10,267 --> 01:07:11,927 Okay, Thursday. 1022 01:07:13,105 --> 01:07:14,346 What time on Thursday? 1023 01:07:15,346 --> 01:07:16,666 I can't do four, okay? 1024 01:07:34,822 --> 01:07:37,942 Everyone get ready, two minutes then we move in. 1025 01:07:43,820 --> 01:07:45,260 Rambaudo, that's it. 1026 01:07:45,301 --> 01:07:48,101 I found Ugo La Vecchia! I'm arresting him, understand? 1027 01:07:48,139 --> 01:07:51,604 I have the approval of a Colonel who by the way, isn't a relative of yours. 1028 01:07:51,608 --> 01:07:51,839 1029 01:07:51,909 --> 01:07:53,679 I have a General's. 1030 01:07:54,299 --> 01:07:56,779 - What a legit asshole. - What did you say? 1031 01:07:56,818 --> 01:07:58,697 That you're an asshole. 1032 01:07:58,738 --> 01:08:00,458 - Easy with your words. - Otherwise? 1033 01:08:00,497 --> 01:08:02,177 - I'll sue you. - Sue me! 1034 01:08:02,218 --> 01:08:04,257 - I'll tell them in court how much of an asshole you are. - You can kiss my ass! 1035 01:08:04,297 --> 01:08:05,576 - Fuck you. - Fuck you! 1036 01:08:05,617 --> 01:08:06,776 - Oh! - You have balls! 1037 01:08:06,817 --> 01:08:08,016 He heard us! Look! 1038 01:08:11,976 --> 01:08:14,976 The rat came out of his hole. Block all the escape routes. 1039 01:08:15,014 --> 01:08:17,495 The rodent came out of his nest. Close all the roads. 1040 01:08:17,534 --> 01:08:18,294 What the fuck are you doing? 1041 01:08:18,335 --> 01:08:20,174 - Copying my orders with synonyms? - Yup! 1042 01:08:31,732 --> 01:08:35,571 I don't know... What if the coroner finds out she died a year ago? 1043 01:08:35,612 --> 01:08:38,650 They won't send the coroner, just the doctor from the insurance company. 1044 01:08:38,651 --> 01:08:41,771 Who? The idiot who said "it's just stomach acid?" 1045 01:08:41,810 --> 01:08:44,370 Exactly! Help us, on the count of three. 1046 01:08:44,409 --> 01:08:46,010 You get the legs, you grab the middle. 1047 01:08:47,169 --> 01:08:49,770 Now, one, two, three, go! 1048 01:08:49,808 --> 01:08:52,848 Wait, wait, stop. 1049 01:08:55,408 --> 01:08:58,888 - What if people see us on the street? - Claudia, think positive. 1050 01:08:59,807 --> 01:09:00,567 I have a plan. 1051 01:09:05,487 --> 01:09:06,886 There! Hmm? 1052 01:09:06,926 --> 01:09:08,846 Come on, girls. Who's going to know? 1053 01:09:08,885 --> 01:09:11,165 They've seen us do these transports a thousand times. 1054 01:09:11,205 --> 01:09:13,005 Did you lock the wheels? 1055 01:09:13,045 --> 01:09:15,604 "Did you lock the wheels?" Why wouldn't I lock the wheels? 1056 01:09:15,644 --> 01:09:18,644 Ros, I don't understand why the attitude right now! 1057 01:09:18,684 --> 01:09:20,763 Girls, don't you see that it's not closed? 1058 01:09:22,044 --> 01:09:23,763 This contraption is terrible. 1059 01:09:24,642 --> 01:09:27,842 Wait a minute, Miss. 1060 01:09:27,882 --> 01:09:29,122 What do you want? 1061 01:09:30,322 --> 01:09:33,361 Didn't my grandmother tell you to go back to Bordighera? 1062 01:09:33,401 --> 01:09:36,441 I'd feel so bad if I don't see her, you understand? 1063 01:09:36,480 --> 01:09:38,320 My heart problem has returned, as well. 1064 01:09:38,361 --> 01:09:41,680 Miss, I have to see Birgit again, please. 1065 01:09:41,719 --> 01:09:43,279 Alright, alright. 1066 01:09:44,199 --> 01:09:46,798 Stay here, my grandmother will pass by in a bit. 1067 01:09:46,839 --> 01:09:50,158 - But I haven't told you anything. - I can wait here? 1068 01:09:51,517 --> 01:09:53,797 Thanks, Miss. 1069 01:09:53,838 --> 01:09:56,677 Thank you, thank you, oh God! 1070 01:10:01,716 --> 01:10:05,035 I want someone from Bordighera who loves me for fifty years. 1071 01:10:06,115 --> 01:10:09,436 Claudia, tell me again about your story with Simone. 1072 01:10:09,474 --> 01:10:10,554 It's so romantic! 1073 01:10:10,594 --> 01:10:12,874 Check out how Giorgio's great, too... 1074 01:10:12,914 --> 01:10:14,114 Toight he's sleeping with me. 1075 01:10:14,154 --> 01:10:16,992 He always says that, then he has a problem at the last minute. 1076 01:10:17,353 --> 01:10:19,513 I don’t understand. Why do you believe Claudia and not me. 1077 01:10:19,552 --> 01:10:21,753 She didn't find out seven times 1078 01:10:21,793 --> 01:10:24,272 that her boyfriends were married to someone else. 1079 01:10:29,671 --> 01:10:30,991 - Oh, Rossana! - Huh? 1080 01:10:31,031 --> 01:10:33,391 Easy, we have a body on board. 1081 01:10:33,431 --> 01:10:35,510 If we have an accident, she's not going to get hurt. 1082 01:10:35,550 --> 01:10:37,270 Girls, what if they stop us? 1083 01:10:37,309 --> 01:10:40,189 - Mmh, think positive! - Yes, positive. 1084 01:10:40,229 --> 01:10:43,789 Come on, when have you ever seen authorities flag you to stop? 1085 01:10:44,948 --> 01:10:46,548 Oh, God! They're Simone's colleagues. 1086 01:10:46,588 --> 01:10:48,868 Margie, we need your assets. 1087 01:10:48,908 --> 01:10:51,868 1088 01:10:51,907 --> 01:10:54,422 - No, legs and tits. Come on, show them. - Ok! 1089 01:11:03,465 --> 01:11:04,385 Good morning. 1090 01:11:04,424 --> 01:11:07,664 - Good morning. - Is there a problem, officer? 1091 01:11:07,705 --> 01:11:09,984 We need to inspect the van. What are you hauling? 1092 01:11:10,024 --> 01:11:11,663 We're in a bit of a hurry. 1093 01:11:11,704 --> 01:11:14,663 Can we come back later to do the inspection? 1094 01:11:16,103 --> 01:11:19,503 Miss, close your curtains and open the back door, now. 1095 01:11:19,541 --> 01:11:23,000 Ah, then it's true you're looking at her boobs? 1096 01:11:23,302 --> 01:11:24,422 - Me? - Yes Ros. My ass, too. 1097 01:11:24,662 --> 01:11:26,141 But she's sitting inside! 1098 01:11:26,181 --> 01:11:27,621 Yes, sure. Of course. 1099 01:11:27,661 --> 01:11:29,644 The usual story, 1100 01:11:29,648 --> 01:11:31,660 any excuse to pull over pretty girls to harass them. 1101 01:11:31,700 --> 01:11:34,300 Miss, please! You were driving. 1102 01:11:34,340 --> 01:11:36,500 - We saw the beautiful girl after you. - Yup. 1103 01:11:37,699 --> 01:11:38,939 Jerks! 1104 01:11:38,978 --> 01:11:43,418 Ros is beautiful, too. Take a good look at her. She's nice... 1105 01:11:44,339 --> 01:11:46,138 Sorry, what were you going to say? I didn't catch that. 1106 01:11:46,177 --> 01:11:47,425 Beautiful. 1107 01:11:47,426 --> 01:11:49,133 I've got a few admirers. 1108 01:11:49,135 --> 01:11:51,576 I only said that to defend you. 1109 01:11:51,617 --> 01:11:54,737 Enough, enough! 1110 01:11:55,856 --> 01:11:56,855 Both of you, get out. 1111 01:11:56,895 --> 01:11:58,055 You, too. Out. 1112 01:11:59,735 --> 01:12:02,415 Quickly, quickly, come on! 1113 01:12:05,734 --> 01:12:07,533 Palumbo, opened the back door. 1114 01:12:09,374 --> 01:12:10,173 No! 1115 01:12:11,173 --> 01:12:13,533 No. I said no. 1116 01:12:13,572 --> 01:12:16,812 Well, sorry, but first you stop us to harass us, 1117 01:12:16,852 --> 01:12:19,172 secondly, you persistently stare at her tits. 1118 01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:20,362 - And my ass! - Yup. 1119 01:12:20,371 --> 01:12:24,329 Third, now you want to search a van without a warrant? 1120 01:12:24,330 --> 01:12:25,770 No, no. 1121 01:12:25,811 --> 01:12:29,290 Well I'll tell you what, we are going to leave now. 1122 01:12:29,330 --> 01:12:32,729 And in return we won't report you for harassment and abuse of power. 1123 01:12:32,769 --> 01:12:34,289 - Alright, girls? - Yes. 1124 01:12:34,329 --> 01:12:36,409 Nice, the keys. The keys, give me the keys. 1125 01:12:36,449 --> 01:12:38,569 - Hands up! - Jesus! 1126 01:12:38,607 --> 01:12:41,367 Captain, suspicious van. Maybe the mouse is on board. 1127 01:12:41,408 --> 01:12:42,367 We need backup. 1128 01:12:45,847 --> 01:12:47,367 - Where? - In the van. 1129 01:12:55,764 --> 01:12:56,765 Claudia. 1130 01:12:59,284 --> 01:13:00,084 Simone. 1131 01:13:00,124 --> 01:13:02,604 - Your girlfriend? - Yeah. 1132 01:13:03,204 --> 01:13:06,324 Excuse me, but with the hat and the glasses I didn't really recognize her. 1133 01:13:06,363 --> 01:13:08,923 Weren't you supposed to be in a small town for a mission? 1134 01:13:08,962 --> 01:13:09,883 Yes, this is the one. 1135 01:13:10,522 --> 01:13:12,763 I didn't say details because of the secrecy of the investigation. 1136 01:13:12,802 --> 01:13:16,243 Gennaro, in your opinion. Is Claudia hiding a mob boss in the van? 1137 01:13:16,281 --> 01:13:20,281 Captain forgive me, but they refused to open the back door. 1138 01:13:22,080 --> 01:13:24,919 You resisted the request of a public officer? 1139 01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:27,919 No for Heaven's sake, don't fight. I got it wrong. 1140 01:13:27,960 --> 01:13:29,999 - I was wrong. - No. 1141 01:13:31,318 --> 01:13:32,718 I don't want favoritism. 1142 01:13:33,519 --> 01:13:35,798 - Open the van. - No! 1143 01:13:37,078 --> 01:13:38,557 If you open it, it means you don't trust me. 1144 01:13:38,558 --> 01:13:40,118 And if you don't trust her, you don't love her. 1145 01:13:40,156 --> 01:13:41,533 And if you don't love me, it's just a fling. 1146 01:13:41,540 --> 01:13:43,069 And if it's just a fling, then you're married. 1147 01:13:43,070 --> 01:13:45,116 Oh, that's enough! 1148 01:13:47,956 --> 01:13:50,076 I totally trust you. 1149 01:13:51,619 --> 01:13:53,371 I'm opening it, because I know I won't find anything. 1150 01:13:53,376 --> 01:13:55,675 No! No! No! 1151 01:14:10,631 --> 01:14:13,031 I don’t understand. Why do you believe Claudia and not me. 1152 01:14:13,072 --> 01:14:15,071 She didn't find out seven times 1153 01:14:15,111 --> 01:14:17,350 that her boyfriends were married to someone else. 1154 01:14:25,909 --> 01:14:29,029 1155 01:14:54,744 --> 01:14:58,664 Where are you going? Stop! I love you! 1156 01:14:59,462 --> 01:15:00,983 You crazy bitch. 1157 01:15:02,862 --> 01:15:04,062 The old woman is gone. 1158 01:15:08,981 --> 01:15:12,221 So La Vecchia was in the van? 1159 01:15:12,261 --> 01:15:13,741 - No. - She told you. 1160 01:15:13,780 --> 01:15:16,701 Excuse me, but all this interest just for La Vecchia? 1161 01:15:16,739 --> 01:15:19,779 There are 130 men who are searching the area to capture Ugo La Vecchia, 1162 01:15:19,820 --> 01:15:22,459 fugitive from Santa Corona Unita. 1163 01:15:22,499 --> 01:15:24,299 Aah. 1164 01:15:24,339 --> 01:15:26,099 "Ah", what? 1165 01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:30,358 There was a misunderstanding, we were talking about another "vecchia." [means "old woman" in Italian] 1166 01:15:30,697 --> 01:15:31,698 THAT'S IT. 1167 01:15:34,896 --> 01:15:35,777 So... 1168 01:15:38,416 --> 01:15:40,648 Then what "old woman" did you have in the van? 1169 01:15:47,135 --> 01:15:48,174 Birgit! 1170 01:15:53,853 --> 01:15:56,773 Stop! Where are you going? 1171 01:16:01,332 --> 01:16:02,571 Birgit. 1172 01:16:04,651 --> 01:16:06,691 "The old lady with a pearl earring." 1173 01:16:06,692 --> 01:16:08,772 1174 01:16:08,773 --> 01:16:10,932 It's a work of art from Rembrandt. 1175 01:16:10,932 --> 01:16:13,092 - I mean... - Vermeer... 1176 01:16:13,093 --> 01:16:15,933 - Vermeer. - Yes, we're restoring it. 1177 01:16:15,934 --> 01:16:18,175 Why didn't you say so? 1178 01:16:18,176 --> 01:16:19,337 - Because? - Because... 1179 01:16:19,337 --> 01:16:20,457 Uh... 1180 01:16:20,458 --> 01:16:22,926 Because it had to be a restoration on-site at the museum. 1181 01:16:22,927 --> 01:16:25,247 We weren't supposed to take her elsewhere. Why are you looking at me like that? 1182 01:16:25,248 --> 01:16:26,968 It all makes sense. 1183 01:16:30,046 --> 01:16:33,886 You took home a statue of the museum and you lost it. 1184 01:16:33,927 --> 01:16:39,686 Technically, it's theft of a work of art. Law 42 of 2004, article 173, 1185 01:16:39,726 --> 01:16:41,525 punishable by 1 to 3 years. 1186 01:16:41,565 --> 01:16:43,205 - My love... - "My love" you tell me at home. 1187 01:16:43,245 --> 01:16:47,165 I'm on duty now and you three are under arrest. 1188 01:16:47,203 --> 01:16:51,364 It's okay, Captain. Turn a blind eye, they only lost a statue. 1189 01:16:51,403 --> 01:16:54,004 Never say, "only." 1190 01:16:54,042 --> 01:16:56,162 "I 'only' helped friends." 1191 01:16:56,202 --> 01:16:58,362 "I 'only' aided and abetted." Now we are in the Far West! 1192 01:16:58,402 --> 01:17:01,601 First in Europe for corruption, thanks to your "only." 1193 01:17:03,681 --> 01:17:06,200 You three, come with me to the station. 1194 01:17:06,241 --> 01:17:08,401 You continue the investigation here. 1195 01:17:08,440 --> 01:17:10,120 Move, move. 1196 01:17:11,639 --> 01:17:12,479 Move. 1197 01:17:19,279 --> 01:17:21,199 1198 01:17:24,517 --> 01:17:26,618 Watch out for the cliff! 1199 01:17:40,994 --> 01:17:44,314 - What are we doing here? - Let's talk about your crime. 1200 01:17:44,354 --> 01:17:47,474 Crime? We only took work home. 1201 01:17:47,513 --> 01:17:48,913 Don't say "only", he becomes agitated. 1202 01:17:51,353 --> 01:17:56,232 Claudia, I'm a dummy with love, that's true, but not with work. 1203 01:17:58,431 --> 01:18:00,591 I discovered my first grandfather in the freezer. 1204 01:18:04,151 --> 01:18:06,150 I even told my bosses. 1205 01:18:06,190 --> 01:18:08,309 "Let's not tell any of the news, otherwise in a few years," 1206 01:18:08,349 --> 01:18:10,949 "will we find all the freezers in Italy filled with grandparents." 1207 01:18:10,989 --> 01:18:12,269 And indeed... 1208 01:18:13,228 --> 01:18:14,548 How did you know? 1209 01:18:19,188 --> 01:18:21,267 You planted clues everywhere, Claudia. 1210 01:18:24,347 --> 01:18:27,306 Today, unfortunately I put all the pieces together. 1211 01:18:31,905 --> 01:18:33,705 How could you do this to me? 1212 01:18:34,865 --> 01:18:36,480 I one thing I asked you, 1213 01:18:36,481 --> 01:18:38,784 "Don't make me choose between you and the law." 1214 01:18:43,463 --> 01:18:45,903 I did a horrible thing... I'm a monster. 1215 01:18:47,823 --> 01:18:48,583 Arrest me. 1216 01:18:52,502 --> 01:18:56,262 How can you ask me to arrest you? My son is in there. 1217 01:18:57,141 --> 01:18:58,821 - So you're turning a blind eye? - No. 1218 01:18:58,860 --> 01:18:59,980 - Turning both? - Yes. 1219 01:19:00,020 --> 01:19:01,220 I don't know. 1220 01:19:01,260 --> 01:19:04,060 I don't know, I don't know... I need to figure out. 1221 01:19:06,138 --> 01:19:07,659 I need a toaster. 1222 01:19:09,138 --> 01:19:10,419 Wait here! 1223 01:19:41,154 --> 01:19:42,734 I've decided. 1224 01:19:43,293 --> 01:19:45,196 I won't send my son to jail. 1225 01:19:46,372 --> 01:19:50,732 I'll turn a blind eye and become a... 1226 01:19:50,771 --> 01:19:51,850 Huh? 1227 01:19:51,891 --> 01:19:53,011 Co... 1228 01:19:53,811 --> 01:19:55,090 Colluder. 1229 01:19:55,131 --> 01:19:55,971 Aah. 1230 01:19:56,011 --> 01:19:58,210 Don't ask me to be your accomplice. 1231 01:19:58,250 --> 01:20:01,531 Thaw grandma alone, I'm not helping. 1232 01:20:01,569 --> 01:20:03,289 And then, I don't want to know anything more. 1233 01:20:03,329 --> 01:20:05,009 - Actually... - Quiet. 1234 01:20:05,049 --> 01:20:06,969 - No, it's just that... - I said I don't want to know anything. 1235 01:20:07,009 --> 01:20:08,129 We lost grandma. 1236 01:20:14,567 --> 01:20:18,927 I mean basically, you're telling me that you lost a frozen corpse... 1237 01:20:18,966 --> 01:20:23,006 in an area being searched inch by inch by 130 officers... 1238 01:20:23,045 --> 01:20:26,165 with armed checkpoints and two helicopters? 1239 01:20:32,764 --> 01:20:36,804 Ah, here you are. You took a nice flight, Birgit. 1240 01:20:38,203 --> 01:20:41,402 What are you doing, not talking? Are you mad? 1241 01:20:41,443 --> 01:20:44,402 You betrayed me, you know. 1242 01:20:44,441 --> 01:20:47,002 After all the promises we made! 1243 01:20:49,121 --> 01:20:50,041 Birgit...? 1244 01:20:51,681 --> 01:20:52,801 Are you okay? 1245 01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:58,719 My love, you're... 1246 01:21:00,159 --> 01:21:02,360 Oh my god, you're so cold! 1247 01:21:02,398 --> 01:21:04,958 My love, what happened to you? 1248 01:21:06,358 --> 01:21:07,118 Oh, God. 1249 01:21:08,998 --> 01:21:11,358 - Hello, 911? - Yeah, go ahead. 1250 01:21:11,396 --> 01:21:15,596 - Something serious! I discovered... - What? 1251 01:21:17,837 --> 01:21:19,396 I don't understand, can you repeat that? 1252 01:21:20,555 --> 01:21:21,515 Hello? 1253 01:21:22,875 --> 01:21:25,155 Hello, can you hear me? 1254 01:21:25,674 --> 01:21:28,275 Recchia here, classified investigation. 1255 01:21:28,313 --> 01:21:30,674 I'm looking for a statue wrapped in white bandages. 1256 01:21:30,713 --> 01:21:34,913 Whoever finds her, take her to Po 10, and to speak only with me. 1257 01:21:34,953 --> 01:21:35,913 Over and out! 1258 01:21:38,072 --> 01:21:42,471 I’m going to my parents, you go back to the van. 1259 01:21:42,512 --> 01:21:45,511 See you at your house, we won't use phones. 1260 01:21:45,551 --> 01:21:49,151 - We’re committing a dozen felonies. - Come on, let's go... 1261 01:21:52,830 --> 01:21:55,748 I think I love you much more than I expected. 1262 01:21:56,229 --> 01:21:59,428 I don't. It's over between us. 1263 01:22:01,269 --> 01:22:02,589 What do you mean, "it's over?" 1264 01:22:02,627 --> 01:22:05,987 We're only in our 2nd month and you’re already forcing me to do crimes for our son. 1265 01:22:06,027 --> 01:22:07,667 And he hasn't even been born, damn it. 1266 01:22:20,465 --> 01:22:22,904 Recchia here, classified investigation. 1267 01:22:22,944 --> 01:22:24,864 I'm looking for a statue wrapped in white bandages. 1268 01:22:24,904 --> 01:22:28,624 Whoever finds her, take her to Po 10, and to speak only with me. 1269 01:22:30,383 --> 01:22:33,423 Recchia's men are looking for a statue wrapped in white bandages. 1270 01:22:33,462 --> 01:22:35,742 Surely, it's a disguise of La Vecchia! 1271 01:22:35,782 --> 01:22:37,582 We have to find him, go! 1272 01:22:39,421 --> 01:22:43,741 1273 01:22:43,780 --> 01:22:46,861 1274 01:22:49,219 --> 01:22:50,100 It's not him. 1275 01:22:56,258 --> 01:22:59,458 Hurry, hurry! Stop him! Stop him! 1276 01:23:33,612 --> 01:23:36,131 She came this way, where did she go? 1277 01:23:37,012 --> 01:23:39,531 You think a wheelchair can make sharp turns? 1278 01:23:39,570 --> 01:23:43,570 - If driven by someone who's capable, yes. - What if a corpse was the driver? 1279 01:23:43,610 --> 01:23:45,490 - That's right. - Come on, let's go. 1280 01:23:45,530 --> 01:23:47,890 Wait, what about the dead weight? 1281 01:23:49,609 --> 01:23:50,929 Oh, for God's sake! 1282 01:23:50,968 --> 01:23:53,689 Honey, pull yourself together please! Come on! 1283 01:23:53,728 --> 01:23:54,848 How? 1284 01:23:54,888 --> 01:23:55,968 I lost the man that I love, 1285 01:23:56,008 --> 01:23:58,088 my future husband and the father of my son. 1286 01:23:58,127 --> 01:24:00,407 - How many men were you with? - Yeah. 1287 01:24:00,446 --> 01:24:03,005 Well, stop being depressed. We'll take care of it. 1288 01:24:03,007 --> 01:24:04,807 Come on, get in. Meet me at the house. 1289 01:24:12,005 --> 01:24:13,765 She must have gone this way. 1290 01:24:16,324 --> 01:24:17,084 There she is. 1291 01:24:23,243 --> 01:24:25,723 Ros, Ros! What is he doing? 1292 01:24:26,562 --> 01:24:29,922 Oh, God. Is he a necrophiliac? Oh, my God! No, please! 1293 01:24:32,361 --> 01:24:36,522 Excuse me, dude... get lost, will ya? 1294 01:24:36,560 --> 01:24:39,240 Hey! Go away! 1295 01:24:44,479 --> 01:24:46,839 Mister necrophiliac, are you okay? 1296 01:24:52,437 --> 01:24:55,517 - He's dead. - Ros, what do we do? 1297 01:24:56,198 --> 01:24:59,877 What can we do? He's dead! Now we have another one... 1298 01:25:00,436 --> 01:25:02,484 Come on, go over there and give me a hand. 1299 01:25:04,515 --> 01:25:08,395 On three. One, two, three! 1300 01:25:13,274 --> 01:25:14,434 It's him. 1301 01:25:14,474 --> 01:25:17,554 Oh my God. They died embraced. How romantic. 1302 01:25:17,593 --> 01:25:20,033 Yes, romantic. Now go to the van and get the tarps, come on. 1303 01:25:20,073 --> 01:25:21,033 - Okay. - Move it! 1304 01:25:24,432 --> 01:25:25,953 So it's more believable. 1305 01:25:31,991 --> 01:25:34,071 - Hold on, hold on. - What? 1306 01:25:34,111 --> 01:25:35,271 Really... 1307 01:25:35,310 --> 01:25:36,069 Shh! 1308 01:25:36,630 --> 01:25:38,790 Hello, my love! 1309 01:25:39,669 --> 01:25:41,790 Listen, what time are we meeting? 1310 01:25:43,228 --> 01:25:45,668 I'm sorry, but what do you mean, "something unexpected?" 1311 01:25:46,828 --> 01:25:48,988 Where are you heading to, Giorgio? Where do you...? 1312 01:25:49,027 --> 01:25:50,827 Giorgio, look. I'm pissed off. 1313 01:25:50,868 --> 01:25:54,868 He's not married. He runs away because he's afraid of love. 1314 01:25:54,906 --> 01:25:56,706 Like Simone, it's very similar. 1315 01:25:56,746 --> 01:25:58,066 Where is the wheelchair? 1316 01:26:02,265 --> 01:26:04,945 No! Did someone steal it from us? 1317 01:26:04,984 --> 01:26:06,784 Why steal a dead woman? 1318 01:26:07,504 --> 01:26:08,905 Because they think it's a statue. 1319 01:26:08,944 --> 01:26:12,544 Since some idiot put a sign on her that says, "fragile!" 1320 01:26:25,061 --> 01:26:26,701 Well, did you find her? 1321 01:26:26,741 --> 01:26:27,742 - No. - Yeah. 1322 01:26:27,780 --> 01:26:29,660 - Yes or no? - Yes, we found her. 1323 01:26:29,700 --> 01:26:31,260 - And then someone stole her from us. - What? 1324 01:26:31,820 --> 01:26:33,540 It's like, fate. 1325 01:26:34,100 --> 01:26:35,819 I will give birth alone and in jail. 1326 01:26:35,860 --> 01:26:38,420 No, because in prison there's so much overcrowding, Claudia. 1327 01:26:38,458 --> 01:26:40,339 Hey, calm down and let's think about this logically. 1328 01:26:40,378 --> 01:26:41,978 Where can she be? 1329 01:26:42,019 --> 01:26:45,058 The last time we had her, we wrapped her... 1330 01:26:45,097 --> 01:26:45,857 And then? 1331 01:26:51,776 --> 01:26:53,696 Simone's men must have found her. 1332 01:27:07,214 --> 01:27:10,574 Come on guys, come on! Go, go, go! Move, move, move! 1333 01:27:10,613 --> 01:27:14,253 Go ahead, take your positions. 1334 01:27:14,293 --> 01:27:15,652 What's happening? 1335 01:27:15,692 --> 01:27:18,172 - We're here to get La Vecchia. - The statue or the grandmother? 1336 01:27:18,212 --> 01:27:20,012 - The mob boss! Stand back, he's armed! - No! 1337 01:27:29,609 --> 01:27:31,529 The General. Come on, men! 1338 01:27:31,570 --> 01:27:33,729 - Go, go, go, move, move, move. - Move it. 1339 01:27:33,769 --> 01:27:36,049 - Get moving! Go, go, go! - Come on, let's go! 1340 01:27:36,089 --> 01:27:38,009 Go, go, go!! 1341 01:27:42,647 --> 01:27:45,667 Ugo La Vecchia. Freeze, you're under arrest. 1342 01:27:48,926 --> 01:27:50,566 It's just a statue. 1343 01:27:55,086 --> 01:27:56,046 Take off the covers. 1344 01:27:56,084 --> 01:27:58,364 - Do something! Do something! - Ah! 1345 01:27:59,084 --> 01:28:04,444 - I'm sick! Oh my god, my heart. - My friend is not well. 1346 01:28:04,484 --> 01:28:06,044 Call 911. 1347 01:28:14,882 --> 01:28:16,442 What is that? 1348 01:28:16,481 --> 01:28:17,241 It's... 1349 01:28:22,560 --> 01:28:24,879 "The Old Lady with the Pearl Earring." 1350 01:28:24,920 --> 01:28:25,959 But it's not old. 1351 01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:28,939 Because we restored it, it looks new. 1352 01:28:29,819 --> 01:28:32,619 Sorry, I'm not feeling well. 1353 01:28:41,837 --> 01:28:42,837 Relax. 1354 01:28:43,917 --> 01:28:45,477 There must be an explanation for this. 1355 01:28:52,115 --> 01:28:56,434 Rambaudo, what the fuck are you doing? 1356 01:28:56,475 --> 01:29:01,834 We sent the entire contingent of men for this? 1357 01:29:01,873 --> 01:29:04,153 General, Sir. I don't understand. I was certain... 1358 01:29:04,194 --> 01:29:06,793 - This is unacceptable! - Yes, sir! Yes, sir! 1359 01:29:06,832 --> 01:29:07,912 But, I thought that... 1360 01:29:07,952 --> 01:29:12,912 You've always been a huge disappointment to me. 1361 01:29:12,952 --> 01:29:14,191 Moron! 1362 01:29:16,830 --> 01:29:19,390 Yeah, but Dad, you can't yell at me in front of... 1363 01:29:19,431 --> 01:29:23,150 Dad, look, Mom even... if I may speak... 1364 01:29:47,986 --> 01:29:49,105 Did you do it? 1365 01:29:50,745 --> 01:29:54,184 Yes. Technically, we're partners in crime. 1366 01:29:57,464 --> 01:29:59,704 - That's so beautiful. - No. 1367 01:29:59,743 --> 01:30:02,143 Actually, it's just awful. 1368 01:30:06,463 --> 01:30:08,342 So it's not over between us? 1369 01:30:12,620 --> 01:30:16,820 - Let's go! We got him! - Yes, Captain! 1370 01:30:16,860 --> 01:30:18,979 - We got him. - He's been seized! 1371 01:30:19,019 --> 01:30:20,860 We got him! 1372 01:30:21,580 --> 01:30:23,499 - Did you get Ugo La Vecchia? - Yes. 1373 01:30:23,539 --> 01:30:24,899 Well done. How did you do it? 1374 01:30:24,939 --> 01:30:27,379 He called his mistress. We traced the call. 1375 01:30:27,418 --> 01:30:29,657 - You need to calm down. - No, dad. 1376 01:30:29,698 --> 01:30:30,497 Giorgio? 1377 01:30:31,858 --> 01:30:35,657 - Rossana, my love! - What are you doing here? 1378 01:30:35,696 --> 01:30:38,616 Ma'am, step away. He's charged with association with the mafia, 1379 01:30:38,656 --> 01:30:39,776 and drug trafficking. 1380 01:30:39,816 --> 01:30:43,216 - And probably is married, too. - No, I'm not married. 1381 01:30:43,255 --> 01:30:45,278 I swear, I'm not married! I'm not married! I love you. 1382 01:30:45,280 --> 01:30:46,655 - Really? - Yes. 1383 01:30:46,694 --> 01:30:49,214 He is also suspected to be involved with thirty homicides. 1384 01:30:49,254 --> 01:30:50,015 Ah. 1385 01:30:51,774 --> 01:30:53,294 Well, what does that mean? 1386 01:30:53,333 --> 01:30:55,293 We all have flaws, don't we? 1387 01:30:55,333 --> 01:30:56,413 Yes, I love you. 1388 01:30:57,373 --> 01:30:58,653 Take him away. 1389 01:31:05,331 --> 01:31:07,131 Let's take the van and follow them. 1390 01:31:08,291 --> 01:31:11,971 - Well done guys, you were great. - Thank you, Captain. 1391 01:31:12,010 --> 01:31:13,250 Congratulations to you. 1392 01:31:13,290 --> 01:31:15,570 This time nobody is taking the promotion from you. 1393 01:31:15,609 --> 01:31:19,130 Congratulations on the arrest of Ugo La Vecchia! 1394 01:31:20,369 --> 01:31:21,608 I have my doubts. 1395 01:31:22,968 --> 01:31:24,089 We don't quit, though. 1396 01:31:25,048 --> 01:31:27,048 Tonight at 9 pm, see you at the pizzeria. 1397 01:31:27,088 --> 01:31:29,328 We'll review our next operation. 1398 01:31:30,167 --> 01:31:33,566 Just kidding. I have better things to do. 1399 01:31:33,567 --> 01:31:37,087 Lance-Corporal Scheri. 1400 01:31:40,085 --> 01:31:42,685 Thank you for the little push. 1401 01:31:54,303 --> 01:31:55,362 I'm sorry... 1402 01:31:56,382 --> 01:32:00,122 Not to be nitpicky, but I missed something. 1403 01:32:00,162 --> 01:32:01,314 Not much. 1404 01:32:01,315 --> 01:32:05,002 It was over between us for 74 minutes, 35 seconds and I wanted to die. 1405 01:32:06,640 --> 01:32:08,841 Then I heard that Rambaudo was coming and I thought, 1406 01:32:08,880 --> 01:32:13,280 "No, I can't let him arrest my sweetheart." 1407 01:32:14,319 --> 01:32:15,951 That's when I understood the difference between you... 1408 01:32:15,952 --> 01:32:18,639 and all the other women in my life, 1409 01:32:19,438 --> 01:32:21,758 Which would be Katya and Sara. 1410 01:32:25,798 --> 01:32:26,797 I love you. 1411 01:32:31,556 --> 01:32:34,436 I swear, no more illegal things. Never again! 1412 01:32:37,235 --> 01:32:40,515 In fact, I’m calling the doctor tomorrow. I'll finish this. 1413 01:32:40,555 --> 01:32:44,074 That's where you're wrong. Because the defrosting is still noticable. 1414 01:32:44,114 --> 01:32:48,074 Grandma should be treated with formaldehyde of a couple of days, 1415 01:32:48,113 --> 01:32:51,752 after that, don't worry. The day of the funeral... 1416 01:32:53,792 --> 01:32:55,753 Hear our prayers. 1417 01:32:55,791 --> 01:33:00,671 and arrange for this faithful soul, who has chosen to rest here. 1418 01:33:00,711 --> 01:33:03,431 Next to all that loved her, 1419 01:33:04,151 --> 01:33:08,390 to drive in Paradise, awaiting the Resurrection. 1420 01:33:08,429 --> 01:33:11,269 For Christ, our Lord. 1421 01:33:21,668 --> 01:33:22,868 Goodbye. 1422 01:33:23,827 --> 01:33:24,827 Augusto. 1423 01:33:26,507 --> 01:33:27,386 Let's pray. 1424 01:33:27,426 --> 01:33:28,186 - Did you see? -Our father, 1425 01:33:29,226 --> 01:33:31,306 "Caught by a call to his girlfriend." 1426 01:33:31,346 --> 01:33:33,666 Girlfriend and not a mistress, see? 1427 01:33:33,705 --> 01:33:34,385 It's on the home page. 1428 01:33:36,225 --> 01:33:38,265 Yeah... Come on, let's leave. 1429 01:33:38,304 --> 01:33:41,184 I'm sure she's thawed out by now. 1430 01:33:41,383 --> 01:33:42,383 The fish. 1431 01:33:42,424 --> 01:33:46,863 ...and forgive us our debts as we forgive those who owe debts to us.. 1432 01:33:51,461 --> 01:33:54,101 Too bad Grandma didn't hold on a little longer. 1433 01:33:54,142 --> 01:33:57,701 The pension would have come on the 27th. That last check would have helped us. 1434 01:33:57,740 --> 01:33:58,861 Why the last? 1435 01:34:00,020 --> 01:34:02,900 Because without grandma’s pension, I have to close the company. 1436 01:34:02,940 --> 01:34:03,900 You can't. 1437 01:34:04,620 --> 01:34:06,740 The Museum can't pay you. 1438 01:34:06,779 --> 01:34:09,619 I get 1,400 Euros per month. We could use that money. 1439 01:34:09,659 --> 01:34:12,978 A child costs 700 Euros per month. 1440 01:34:13,019 --> 01:34:15,498 I read it on MothersDay.com. 1441 01:34:17,217 --> 01:34:19,297 Alright, I guess I’ll just get another job. 1442 01:34:19,337 --> 01:34:22,656 Yes, today pregnant women are in high demand in the job market. 1443 01:34:25,655 --> 01:34:28,976 Well, love is enough to raise a child, right? I know it. 1444 01:34:29,775 --> 01:34:31,055 Eh, yeah. Sure. 1445 01:34:31,095 --> 01:34:34,295 If he has love, he won't care that he's drinking cheap milk, 1446 01:34:34,334 --> 01:34:35,934 made from horse feed? 1447 01:34:35,974 --> 01:34:37,653 He won't care about cheap shoes. 1448 01:34:37,694 --> 01:34:39,414 Yeah, his first steps will hurt his legs, 1449 01:34:39,416 --> 01:34:41,046 then he'll immediately get used to a rough life. 1450 01:34:44,453 --> 01:34:48,052 Claudia, you have to keep the company open. 1451 01:34:48,852 --> 01:34:51,412 How, when the bank takes everything I earn? 1452 01:34:51,451 --> 01:34:53,610 That's why she put grandma in the freezer. 1453 01:34:53,651 --> 01:34:57,171 Oh don't go there, or I'll throw you in the freezer. 1454 01:34:57,210 --> 01:34:59,850 Really, why do you care? 1455 01:34:59,889 --> 01:35:02,049 Their happiness is at stake. Not ours. 1456 01:35:02,089 --> 01:35:04,609 You told me to say these things. 1457 01:35:06,329 --> 01:35:08,529 Girls... 1458 01:35:09,207 --> 01:35:11,408 We can't refreeze grandma. 1459 01:35:13,207 --> 01:35:15,127 I promised, no more illegal stuff. 1460 01:35:18,286 --> 01:35:20,926 Anyway, we already defrosted her twice. 1461 01:35:23,725 --> 01:35:25,645 Well, but it's not like we have to eat. 1462 01:35:29,205 --> 01:35:30,124 Then keep collecting? 1463 01:35:31,564 --> 01:35:35,004 - I didn't say that. - Me neither. Who said that? 1464 01:35:35,043 --> 01:35:37,763 - Who said it? - Nobody. 1465 01:35:37,803 --> 01:35:41,083 - I'm just saying. - For our son. 1466 01:35:42,043 --> 01:35:44,962 At the very least, but it's not about that. We can't think like that. 1467 01:35:45,001 --> 01:35:47,322 Otherwise we do what others do, no? 1468 01:35:47,361 --> 01:35:52,841 - Yeah, but how do others do it? - I don't know. I don't care, my love. 1469 01:35:52,880 --> 01:35:56,160 - It's a matter of... - I'm just saying. 1470 01:35:56,200 --> 01:35:58,920 - We're talking. - Look at me. 1471 01:36:02,500 --> 01:36:12,500 English Subtitles by: "From Chicago" ***subscene.com***112689