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- [wind whistling]
- Look alive, folks.
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Incoming helicopter seeds.
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Watch this.
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[blows]
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Very impressive, Remy.
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Ha! That ain't nothing.
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Check this out.
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[inhales deeply and coughs]
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So many!
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[both laugh]
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These things
do not make good snacks.
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But you know what does
make good snacks?
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Snacks.
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I was wondering
why you paused so long.
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So, what have you kids
been up to today?
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Absolutely nothing.
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Yup. Didn't do a dang thing
of substance.
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The best way to spend a Sunday.
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- [spits] It's Sunday?
- Yeah, buddy.
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At least that's what
the calendar says.
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- [ominous music plays]
- No, no, no, no, no!
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- [sobbing]
- Remy, what's wrong?
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[wailing]
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- Hey, what--?
- Remy, what's--?
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Don't touch him!
He's agitated.
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It's okay, he'll wear himself
out in a second.
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See? There, there, buddy.
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Remy, why does this
startle you so?
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Because on Sundays,
my parents call
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and I have to tell them
what I learned.
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Tell them what you learned?
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[sighs]
Yeah.
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They only let me
come out to the country
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because I sold it to them
as a study abroad program.
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I promised that every week,
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I'd learn something new
on your farm.
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So far,
I've reported great stuff.
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But this week,
I didn't learn anything.
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And I can't tell them
what I learned
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- if I didn't learn anything!
- [Cricket] Hey, hey, hey.
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You could still learn something
before your parents call.
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How much time do we have?
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Four minutes.
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- Oh, yeah, you're dead.
- [whimpers]
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Well, Remy,
it sounds like
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there's only one thing
you can do.
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- You've got to tell the truth--
- Lie to my parents!
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What? No, that's not--
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Wow. Okay, buddy.
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Bold move for a novice.
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Take it from me,
lying to your parents
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is a delicate art form.
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Takes years to master.
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You are not a master of lying, Cricket.
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Oh, you're right, Dad.
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You're always right.
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[sighs]
If my parents find out I've been
slacking on my studies,
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they'll make me go back
to Big City immediately.
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[gasps]
They can do that?
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I'm not ready
to leave the country yet.
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But Cricket's right.
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I don't have a lot
of experience lying.
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Greens, will you help me
lie to my parents?
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- [all] Yeah.
- Mr. Green?
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I'm sorry,
but lying is wrong.
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And I refuse to take part
in any fibbery.
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- And furthermore, I--
- All right everybody,
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let's get to work
on lying!
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[all cheer]
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Only three minutes
until my parents call.
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I need a believable story
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about how I learned something
on the farm.
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- What do you got for me?
- Listen to a pro, Remy.
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The best lies are realistic,
yet oddly specific.
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Say you went to the woods
to observe some local wildlife.
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See? Realistic.
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Soon enough,
you discovered a snake
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with 37 neon-green,
glow-in-the-dark scales
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that perfectly form
the outline
of the Big Dipper.
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- Oddly specific.
- Ooh, that's good.
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But what's the lesson I learned?
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You learned how to fight,
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because the snake attacked you!
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So you had to wrestle it
to the death!
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You threw punches so hard,
you knocked its teeth right out.
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Venom spraying everywhere.
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And blood.
Oh, so much blood!
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So, what'd you think?
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Let's table that idea for now.
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Whatever.
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I've got an idea for you, Remy.
Hear me out.
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What if the snake
was wearing a hat?
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- [giggles]
- What? Like a top hat?
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Yeah. You know, a big,
tall, dressy one,
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like it's Abe Lincoln
or something.
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Why would a snake
be wearing a hat?
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I know, right?
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That's why it's so funny!
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[laughs]
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You know what isn't funny?
Lying.
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Oh, Dad, have you been there
the whole time?
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The dining room
is a communal space.
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Seriously, none of these stories
make any sense.
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The snakes out here
aren't aggressive.
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And they live in open,
grassy plains, not the woods.
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[gasps]
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So all you're gonna do
is poke holes?
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We need you pitching solutions,
not problems, Bill!
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Aw, my parents aren't going
to believe any of these stories.
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Remy, please.
Allow Tilly to save the day.
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Exterior. Woods. Dusk.
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The clouds were as soft
and white
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as the feathers
of Lady Caroline,
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an old duck
with a young heart.
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- [wind gusts]
- The wind was howling,
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- and so were the coyotes.
- [all howling]
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Though she was b'feathered,
b'billed, and b'web-footed,
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the coyotes welcomed her
as one of their own.
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You know, this is supposed
to be about me.
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Patience, Remy.
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When building a fictional world,
one must set the scene.
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And there is a lot of scene
to set.
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Ooh ooh, what if
Lady Caroline
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was wearing
a little chef's hat?
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[laughs] There's just something
about animals in hats.
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Oh, we're getting nowhere!
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I'm running out of time!
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You know, Remy, I may have
a story that can help you.
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When I was a boy, I was in
a situation just like this.
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I was building a fence,
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and I miscalculated
the post spacing.
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I was scared to tell my Ma
the truth
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and deal with the consequences.
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But I knew that lying
wouldn't fix anything,
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so I told the truth.
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And even though--
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That's it!
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I'll say I built a fence!
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- [indistinct chattering]
- Wait. No.
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That wasn't the point
of my story.
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But what am I going to say
to my parents?
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I don't know
how to build a fence.
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Roll up your sleeves, Remy.
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I'll write some cheat notes
on your arm.
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- [cell phone rings]
- Oh, no. It's Mom and Dad!
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Don't worry. If you get nervous,
just look at your arm.
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You're right, Cricket.
I got this.
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Okay, Remy. It's showtime.
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[all]
Good luck.
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- Hey there, son.
- Hello, Remy.
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Master Remy! Master Remy!
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It's me, Vasquez,
your bodyguard!
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[laughs nervously]
Hello, everyone.
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[Rashida]
We've all been looking forward
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to your weekly report.
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Oh, me too.
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Me three!
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Okay, settle down, Vasquez.
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Tell us about
what you learned this week.
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This week I learned
how to build a fence.
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[all]
Ooh!
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Tell us more.
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Well, the first thing
I did was, uh...
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[whimpers]
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Remy? Oh, I think he froze.
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No, no. He's still there.
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I can see the sweat
on his face moving.
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Sorry, it's hot
out in the country.
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Come on, now.
Start from the beginning.
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And don't leave out
a single detail.
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[laughs nervously]
Right.
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Uh, details, details.
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Oh, jeez, he's spiraling.
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He should have
just told the truth.
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We can't just stand here.
We got to help him.
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[Russell]
Come on, Remy. Spit it out.
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[Remy]
Um, uh...
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Just follow our lead.
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Of course. Building a fence.
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First, I...
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You gathered some wood.
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I swung a baseball bat?
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- [all] Huh?
- What does that have to do
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with building a fence?
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It's actually...
a country tradition
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to practice your baseball swing
before building a fence.
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Oh, to get your arms warmed up. Smart.
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- Good save.
- So, what'd you do next?
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[Remy]
Oh, um...
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Well, then I started...
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Digging holes. Digging holes.
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...kicking moles.
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Kicking moles?
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What does that have to do
with building a fence?
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Well... fences keep out pests.
Like moles.
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Bu, t Master Remy, a mole would
simply tunnel under the fence.
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That's why we gotta kick them.
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Plus, the fence keeps out
a bunch of other pests.
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- Like what?
- Give me a second.
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I'll name some.
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[whispering]
Help!
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[bleating, barking,
miscellaneous animal sounds]
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Let's see, there are...
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worms with butts.
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Dancing monkeys.
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Beavers... wearing hats.
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What? Is this a joke?
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Yup. You know I love to add
humor to my reports.
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- [cawing loudly]
- Cricket!
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[Russell]
Remy, we can't see you.
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- What's going on?
- All right, all right.
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Enough playing around, Remy.
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- Of course. Oh!
- [buzzing and cawing]
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The main reason I built
the fence was to keep out...
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Uh...
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Oh! Wolves!
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- [both] Wolves?
- What?
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[Rashida] Oh! The country is
full of people-eating wolves.
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- [gasps]
- We had no idea
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it was so dangerous out there.
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You are coming home right now.
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[Russell]
Vasquez, fire up the chopper.
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Yes, sir. I am coming for you,
Master Remy.
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Stop! You don't have to do that.
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Everything's fine.
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Please, let me explain.
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The wolves aren't actually
a threat, because...
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Because...?
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...because I...
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fought one before.
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And I won.
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[groans]
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Exterior. Farm. Midnight.
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The moon rose,
round and glistening,
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like the eyes
of Miss Debbie Junior,
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a little calf with a big dream.
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Good. Set the scene.
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[Remy] One night while I was on
barn-cleaning duty,
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she slipped away
into the forest.
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I ran after her, the trail
leading me to a small clearing,
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but what I found
was more horrifying
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than I could have imagined.
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Little Miss Debbie Junior
was about to be attacked
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by a giant wolf.
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- [growling]
- [cries]
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There was no time
to think.
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I leapt into action
and ferociously wrestled it
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with my bare hands.
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Fur and spit and sweat
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were flying everywhere!
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And blood. So much blood!
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- Mm-hmm.
- [Remy] But then,
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the wolf swallowed me.
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So I had to fight it
on the inside.
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I beat it up so bad
it finally gave up,
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and I climbed
right out of its mouth,
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narrowly avoiding each
of the 37 razor-sharp teeth.
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Oddly specific.
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[Remy] I finally sent it back
into the woods in shame,
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wearing a dunce cap.
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It's so funny.
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Whew! So, what'd you think
of my lesson?
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That is unbelievable.
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Really? It is?
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Yes, as in,
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it is unable to be believed.
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[Rashida] That was the biggest
load of nonsense
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I have ever heard.
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It makes me wonder if any
of this was truthful, Remy.
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Did you even build a fence?
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Uh, hold on, I have a perfectly
good explanation.
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[overlapped chatter]
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Well, what's going on?
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[indistinct chattering]
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Remy, your father
asked you a question.
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The truth is...
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I lied to you!
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[all gasp]
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I didn't learn anything
this week.
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I totally forgot
about my report,
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because I was just
goofing around
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with Cricket and Tilly.
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But I should have
just told you that.
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I'm sorry for lying,
and then lying some more.
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[all sigh]
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Well, that's a relief.
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We'd rather hear
you didn't learn anything
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than that you were fighting off
bloodthirsty wolves.
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- Really?
- Remy, if you had
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just told the truth
from the beginning,
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we wouldn't have been mad.
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We know we put
a lot of pressure
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on you and your studies,
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but we want you to enjoy
your time in the country.
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Even if it means goofing off
with the Greens sometimes.
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So everything's okay?
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Oh, absolutely not.
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Since you lied to us...
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And kept lying.
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...you owe us a 20-page paper
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on the history of lying.
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I think maybe I did learn
something this week.
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♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪
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♪ Lost a bet and got bit
By a hundred flies ♪
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♪ I fell out
A big old tree ♪
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00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:43,894
♪ Hit every branch
And scraped up both my knees ♪
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♪ I got chased by a dog ♪
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♪ Licked by a frog ♪
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♪ Got a rash on my leg ♪
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♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
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♪ I got splinters
At seven and ten ♪
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♪ And tomorrow
I'll do it all again ♪
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