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(festive music playing)
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♪ Joy to the world ♪
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♪ The stockings are hung ♪
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♪ Let everyone have one ♪
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♪ We're birds of a feather ♪
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♪ The Greens are all together ♪
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- All right, I'm out.
- Wait, what? Cricket!
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Just where do you think you're going?
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Remy's. He just got
the new Christmas update
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for "Outpost Infinity."
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Ah, yes, "Outpost Infinity."
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I know "Outpost Infinity."
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What is "Outpost Infinity"?
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I believe it's a VR video game, Papa.
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Okay, thanks, sweetie.
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Uh, what does VR mean?
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- It means you're old.
- Ah!
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VR stands for "virtual reality," Dad.
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You put on these goggles
and go inside a world
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that's so lifelike, it's like real life...
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like.
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But, Cricket, it's Christmas Eve.
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Don't you remember what we do
every Christmas Eve?
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Ugh! Our three family--
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♪ Our three family traditions ♪
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First, we decorate cookies.
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And then we play Find the Fruitcake,
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where I hide a fruitcake in the yard,
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and everyone tries to find it.
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GRAMMA:
Try is right.
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I'm finding that fruitcake this year,
like I do every year.
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Oh, yeah? Well, what about
last year when I found it?
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Oh, yeah? What about my fist
in your teeth?
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- (both scream)
- You were saying, Papa?
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Thank you, Tilly.
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And finally, we all sing
"Gather Round, Ye Family"
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while placing a star
atop the tree.
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Like we do every single year.
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Ugh, see, that's the problem.
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We do the same thing every year.
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So what if I miss it just this once?
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What? Are you kidding me?
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- You're my little Crick-mas elf.
- (grumbles)
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It's always been your very important job
to place the star on top of the tree.
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Ever since your first Christmas.
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Aw, memories.
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I was even bored as a baby.
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Look, how about this:
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I go to Remy's to play "Outpost Infinity,"
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but I promise to be back home
before cookie-baking time.
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That way we can still do
all our old traditions.
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Dang it, the boy's reaching
across the aisle.
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Mm, well, all right, but hurry back,
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because when it comes
to Christmas cookies,
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the most important ingredient is family...
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Whoo-hoo!
"Outpost Infinity," here I come!
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Yeah, okay.
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(grunts and exhales)
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No, no, no, Vasquez,
the order's all wrong.
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It should go Dasher,
Dancer, Prancer, Vixen,
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then Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen.
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Cupid up front? (chuckles)
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Vasquez, you old Christmas prankster.
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- Fix it, though.
- Hey, Remy.
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Cricket! You made it!
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Sorry I'm late.
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My dad was making a big deal
about our Christmas Eve traditions.
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Christmas Eve traditions?
We don't do those.
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All our energy
goes into the big day itself.
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Exactly. Christmas Eve
should be reserved for gaming.
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- You ready?
- Yeah!
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Cricket, are you sure you should stay?
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This snow is really coming down.
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(scoffs) Snow schmoe.
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- It's VR time!
- Whoo!
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VASQUEZ:
Can I come down now?
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Fix the reindeer and we'll talk.
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"Outpost Infinity," here we come.
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(gasps and laughs)
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Oh, man, that game has everything.
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Building, monsters,
even Christmas-themed violence.
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- Uh, Cricket.
- What?
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I think the blizzard hit.
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Oh, dang. We're snowed in!
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There's no way
I can get back home in this.
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Oh, I just know Dad's gonna say
something like...
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Dang it, Cricket, I knew letting you go
play that video game was a mistake.
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How are we supposed to do
our family traditions
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if the family isn't all here?
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Hey, no one's decorating
until Cricket gets back.
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ALL: Aw.
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- Uh...
- Oh, man, I feel terrible.
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We could've just played "Outpost Infinity"
from our own houses,
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and you never would have
gotten stuck over here.
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But my family doesn't own a VR system.
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Heck, we can barely afford R.
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Yes, you do!
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I got you one as a Christmas present.
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(whispers) I had Vasquez put it
under your tree.
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You should really lock your doors.
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There's a VR system at my house?
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(squeals)
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Dad, it's a Christmas miracle!
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We can still do all
our Christmas Eve traditions...
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in virtual reality.
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What are you talking about, son?
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CRICKET (on phone): We can meet
up inside the game
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and do the same junk we normally do.
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It'll be like we're all home together.
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Maybe even better.
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What in the world?
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Oh, glorious techno-magical
reality portal.
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Papa, please give it a try
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so that Cricket can be with us
for our Christmas Eve traditions.
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I don't know.
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Makes no difference to me,
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as long as I can still trounce Nancy
at Find the Fruitcake.
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Dream on, old lady.
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I'll dominate you in any dimension.
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(sighs) Christmas inside a video game?
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Well, this just feels like
some sort of cheap gimmick.
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No, no, it's an expensive gimmick.
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We can talk about the monthly fee later.
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(groans)
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Whoa! Uh, what the...?
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Oh, intriguing.
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- Huh?
- Wow.
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CRICKET: Welcome to "Outpost Infinity."
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a totally customizable virtual reality.
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Within this game, we can build our house
and do all our Christmas Eve traditions.
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And the best part is,
we'll all be together.
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Including me!
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BILL: Remy, is that you?
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Hi, Mr. Green.
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I burn tons of XP
and have all the upgrades.
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I... play this game a lot.
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Cricket, I just don't know about this.
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How are we supposed to do
our Christmas Eve traditions here?
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This is nothing like being home together.
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You're forgetting, Dad.
This is a building game.
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All we got to do
is open the options menu...
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BILL: Options menu?
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...and then building is easy.
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GRAMMA: What kind of witchcraft is this?
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Making things out of thin air?
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Where's the fun in building
without any power tools?
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I didn't even get to use a miter saw.
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Speaking of tools,
what kind of tool is this?
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(whooping)
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Hot dog! I gots me a flamethrower.
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Hey! Watch it, Alice.
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You're not the only one with a weapon.
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There's no need for fighting,
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because I'd definitely win.
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Wait a minute. A flamethrower? A spear?
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Tilly has a giant axe?
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What kind of a game is this?
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One where we must use
both our wits and courage
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to fight off--
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Boredom. Fight off boredom.
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Because it's such a peaceful world.
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And nothing says peace like building
with these fancy building tools.
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This hammer's a lot bigger
than any I've ever used.
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Now let's finish building our house,
so we can get to those family traditions.
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Building tools, eh? What a world.
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My axe will only be used
for chopping wood.
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CRICKET: Remy, come here.
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If my dad finds out
what kind of game this really is,
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he'll never get onboard with us
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doing our Christmas Eve traditions
in here.
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That's why I need you
to patrol the perimeter
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and keep any you-know-what's
away from my family.
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Oh, Cricket, my Cricket.
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It would be an honor and a privilege.
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BILL: Come on, Cricket.
Let's get to building.
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(laughs) Oh, yeah. Sounds good.
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And voilà. Home sweet home.
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This looks nothing
like our house in real life.
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Uh, sure it does.
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- See?
- BILL: I guess so.
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Now let's finish recreating our house
so we can get to those family traditions.
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Sounds like a deal to me.
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MR. EXTRAS:
Did somebody say "deal"?
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Hey, kids, would you like to purchase
some cool downloadable content?
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Customize your appearance
with Santa suits, elf ears,
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or bedazzled the new
candy cane cannon, today on--
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- What is this thing?
- (sighs)
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That's Mr. Extras.
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He's an annoying in-game feature
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that tries to sell you
useless game add-ons.
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Now you, get. Get, you!
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Cricket, stop!
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How dare you scare
this sweet little scamp?
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Oh, especially
when he's all alone on Christmas Eve.
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Would you like to learn
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about the spirit of Christmas, Mr. Extras?
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I would love to...
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sell you some custom stockings.
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Just give me your parents'
credit card number.
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Uh, we'll work on that.
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(Remy screams)
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What in Santa's beard was that?
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Uh, Remy must be having
the tummy troubles.
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I'll go check on him.
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(grunting)
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(yells)
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Hey, buddy.
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(laughs nervously)
Doing okay out here?
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That's a lot of monster guts on you.
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Yeah, but at least the Christmas update
makes it look like tinsel.
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More festive, less gruesome.
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Okay, but you got everything
under control?
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For now, but it's only gonna get harder.
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- What? Why is that?
- We didn't play long enough
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for me to show you before,
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but "Outpost Infinity"
is a defense game.
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The longer we spend in this world,
the more monsters are gonna show up.
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Oh, my gosh, I got to get my family
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to complete our Christmas Eve
traditions soon,
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or else we're gonna be mistle-toast.
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(festive music playing)
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Wow!
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Okay, it's Christmas Eve
and we've got no time to waste.
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Let's boogie on those traditions, people.
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First up, cookie decoration.
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Huh? Oh!
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Ooh.
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(chuckles)
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Easy, shug, what's the rush?
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Rush? No rush.
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Just eager to get my decorating on.
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Hi, friend. Would you like to buy
an ugly Christmas sweater?
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I would not.
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Would you care to join
in the spirit of Christmas
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by decorating some cookies with me?
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This can be yours.
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Just use your Experience points,
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or your Payfriend or Spendmo accounts.
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Give it a chance, Mr. Extras.
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Maybe a little icing will
get you in the holiday spirit.
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"Icing," a happy song with every purchase
of a holiday skins bonus pack.
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Oh, Mr. Extras.
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Hey, Nancy, you got a little icing on you.
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- Where?
- GRAMMA: Here!
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(laughs)
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Revenge really is sweet.
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(grunting)
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Hey, you messed up
my masterpiece.
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Y'all look like you're ready
tradition number two:
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Find the Fruitcake.
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Dad, we'll clean up here
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00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,693
while you go find a hiding spot
for that fruitcake, okay?
253
00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,069
Okay.
254
00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:14,405
Hiding a fruitcake in virtual reality?
255
00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:16,032
I don't know about this.
256
00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,408
What the...?
257
00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:18,784
Camo cloak?
258
00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,579
Hmm.
259
00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:24,457
(gasps)
260
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,208
My greatest hide ever.
261
00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:28,628
They're gonna have a heck
of a time finding it this year.
262
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:29,795
(snickers)
263
00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:31,547
Okay, family,
264
00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:33,591
first one to find
the fruitcake wins.
265
00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:36,177
On your mark, get set, go!
266
00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:38,054
- Whoo!
- Whee!
267
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,805
As long as we wrap this up soon,
268
00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:42,016
we should have plenty of time
to finish everything.
269
00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:43,809
Now where the heck
is that fruitcake?
270
00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:45,895
Dang, not in here either.
271
00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:48,773
Where is it, snowman?
272
00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:51,359
Dang, Dad, you really
hid it good this year.
273
00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:53,194
(chuckles)
I sure did.
274
00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:56,072
What'd I tell you?
VR ain't so bad.
275
00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,990
It is starting to grow on me.
276
00:10:57,990 --> 00:11:00,076
Hey, why don't I help you guys out
a little?
277
00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:01,702
You're getting colder.
278
00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:02,953
Oh, now hotter.
279
00:11:02,953 --> 00:11:04,163
Almost on fire!
280
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,082
- Oh, no, colder again.
- (gasps)
281
00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:07,792
(snarls)
282
00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:10,586
Oh, my gosh!
283
00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:12,672
(grunts)
284
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,675
Boy, don't you crowd me
while I'm fruitcake hunting.
285
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,843
Cricket, I'm sorry!
286
00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:19,970
- Remy, what happened?
- A huge wave came,
287
00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:22,765
- and a couple got through.
- What?
288
00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:24,517
But everyone was just
getting into it.
289
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,645
Hey, Nancy, I think
the fruitcake's right above you.
290
00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:28,938
Huh? Whoa!
291
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,481
(laughs)
292
00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:32,274
Uh, what the--? Ah!
293
00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:34,652
Looks more like it's raining
wrinkled old ladies.
294
00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,029
(laughs)
295
00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:38,197
(grunts)
296
00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,825
- Whew.
- Cricket, we got to get your family
297
00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:41,909
to pick up the pace,
298
00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:45,329
or you won't finish all your traditions
before we're overrun by monsters!
299
00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:47,957
But how? We can't even find the fruitcake.
300
00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:50,918
Oh, just use the options menu
to create a duplicate fruitcake.
301
00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:52,795
Your dad will never know
the difference.
302
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,046
Diabolical.
303
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:55,589
Remy, I love it.
304
00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:58,175
Hmm. Where did I hide that fruitcake?
305
00:11:58,175 --> 00:12:00,720
Ooh, lookie here.
Found the fruitcake.
306
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,305
Game over. Time to move on
to the next tradition.
307
00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:05,975
What do you say
we call go top that tree?
308
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,309
How did you...
309
00:12:07,309 --> 00:12:09,228
Where exactly did you find it?
310
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:13,190
Hmm, do we want white lights
or multicolored ones?
311
00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:14,734
White.
312
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,277
No, multicolored.
313
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,737
Although, white is classic.
314
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,363
However, multicolored
is more colorful.
315
00:12:19,363 --> 00:12:21,240
Multicolored looks fine. It's fine.
316
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,992
Time to put on the tree topper.
317
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,452
You know better than to rush your father
318
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,078
- with his ornaments, boy.
- Ah! Gramma!
319
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:29,665
Why have Christmas ornaments
when you can have Christmas armaments?
320
00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:30,750
Defend yourself
against the upcoming war...
321
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,209
Quiet, you!
322
00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:36,922
Tilly, would you get him out of here?
He's, uh, ruining the Christmas spirit.
323
00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:39,383
- (grunts)
- Oh, Mr. Extras.
324
00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:41,510
It's time we had a talk.
325
00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:44,805
Have a seat, Mr. Extras.
326
00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:47,266
I tried to show you
the spirit of Christmas,
327
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:49,185
but it's just not working out.
328
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:51,353
CRICKET: Hurry up, Tilly.
We're doing the tree.
329
00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:53,314
I'm sorry, but we must say goodbye.
330
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,899
Say goodbye?
331
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:57,443
More like, say goodbye
to boring game play with...
332
00:12:57,443 --> 00:13:01,739
Shh. Please don't make this
more difficult than it already is.
333
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,699
Could I interest you
in some power-up eggnog?
334
00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:05,117
Candy cane claws?
335
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:08,162
Fifty percent off when you buy
the expansion pack.
336
00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:10,456
If your algorithm allows it.
337
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:13,334
Have a Merry Christmas,
Mr. Extras.
338
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:22,718
Okay, circle up
and tune your pipes, Greens.
339
00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:25,304
We made it to our final
Christmas Eve tradition.
340
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:27,765
Get ready to get topped, tree.
341
00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:29,225
♪ Mi, mi, mi ♪
342
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,726
A little rusty, Alice?
343
00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,186
I only sing once a year.
344
00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:36,232
Well, Cricket, I was a little skeptical.
But we really pulled this off.
345
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:39,735
Whew! And just in the nick of time.
346
00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:42,446
Okay, family, just like we do every year.
347
00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:46,116
ALL: ♪ Gather round, ye family ♪
348
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:48,160
♪ Behold the tree ♪
349
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:52,081
♪ Together we stand in unity ♪
350
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:55,876
♪ The love we share
Shows who we are ♪
351
00:13:55,876 --> 00:14:00,047
♪ And burns as bright
As our Christmas star ♪
352
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:02,258
♪ Come close, our kinfolk ♪
353
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,218
♪ Come close, our brood ♪
354
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:08,597
♪ We bring the holiday spirit to you ♪
355
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:12,601
♪ Christmas comes but once a year ♪
356
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:16,564
♪ Yet the joy in our hearts
Is always here ♪
357
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,023
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
358
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:20,109
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
359
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:23,529
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la ♪
360
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:26,574
What'd I tell you?
These old traditions ain't so bad, huh?
361
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,158
Yeah, they're starting to grow on me.
362
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:32,913
Well, my little Crick-mas elf,
it's time for your very important job.
363
00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:38,961
REMY:
It's a Christmas catastrophe!
364
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,212
Whoa!
365
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,548
They're gonna eat us all!
366
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:45,050
- Christmas catastrophe?
- Who's gonna eat us?
367
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,636
And where did you get
such lovely sparkles?
368
00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:48,971
Cricket?
369
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:51,098
- What's going on here?
- Spill it, boy.
370
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:52,600
(laughs nervously)
371
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:56,353
I was hoping it wouldn't come to this,
but there's no hiding it any longer.
372
00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:59,607
"Outpost Infinity"
is a building game, yes.
373
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,901
- Get to the point, boy!
- But it also has monsters
374
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,111
that destroy all the buildings
and try to eat everyone.
375
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:06,113
Monsters? What kind of monsters?
376
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:07,948
- (loud crash)
- (all scream)
377
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,412
(growling)
378
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,581
Uh, that kind of monster.
379
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:17,875
Merry Christmas?
380
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,753
- (monsters growling)
- (screaming)
381
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,464
TILLY: The weather outside
is frightful.
382
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:26,175
Take cover! I'll hold them off!
383
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,427
I should've known we couldn't
have family Christmas
384
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:29,678
in a video game.
385
00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:30,930
Of course we can.
386
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,308
We just need to fight off
some super scary, giant monsters first.
387
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,352
(yelling)
388
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:37,978
No. I've had enough.
389
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:41,899
There's nothing like a bunch of monsters
to remind you that this isn't reality.
390
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:44,234
- The real reality...
- No, Dad, wait. We can--
391
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:46,236
The real reality is that my son
392
00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:49,907
didn't want to do our family traditions
and bailed on us.
393
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:52,034
Sometimes you just got to know
when to throw in
394
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,827
the decorative Christmas towel.
395
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,871
(snarling)
396
00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:59,500
Go ahead and eat me,
you tradition killers!
397
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,168
(growls)
398
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:02,753
(screams)
399
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:05,130
REMY: Come and get it,
you big icicle!
400
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,800
I'm sorry, Dad.
I made a mistake, okay?
401
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,802
Yes, I thought I was bored
by our traditions,
402
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,680
but now I realize it wouldn't
be Christmas without them.
403
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,598
Without you guys.
404
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:16,976
Looks like the only way we get
to spend Christmas Eve together
405
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,727
is in this game.
406
00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:21,981
So if that means fighting monsters,
then that's what I'm gonna do.
407
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,273
Who's with me?
408
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:26,944
As your sister,
I am forever your ride or die.
409
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:29,154
Those dopes don't stand a chance.
410
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:31,323
Let's toast some monster heinie.
411
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:32,700
And Dad?
412
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,118
You with me?
413
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:38,497
All right, Cricket.
We'll bash some monsters.
414
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,791
As a family.
415
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,376
Charge!
416
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,086
You can take our virtual lives,
417
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:48,757
but you'll never take
our Christmas traditions!
418
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,052
Whoo!
419
00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:54,430
(laughs) Can't get me now.
420
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,560
Pop goes the snowman.
421
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,186
(screaming)
422
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:03,063
- (growling)
- CRICKET: Oh, everybody!
423
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,648
Hit him with everything you've got!
424
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:07,776
(roars)
425
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,239
(gasps)
426
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,159
Hyah!
427
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,243
(screams)
428
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:17,703
There's too many of them!
429
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:18,996
(growling)
430
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,330
(gasps)
431
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:21,832
They're gonna destroy our house.
432
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:24,835
But I never got to top the tree.
433
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,336
I made a little extra help.
434
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:29,131
(gasps) We need extra help.
435
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:32,134
Did someone say extra?
436
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,635
Oh, Mr. Extras.
437
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:36,805
I realize now that offering a good deal
is a good deed.
438
00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:38,390
You had the spirit
of Christmas inside you
439
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,641
the whole time.
440
00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:41,810
Guys! Our house!
441
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,521
Mr. Extras, what do you got?
442
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:47,149
How about the candy cane cannon?
443
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:50,152
A weapon that can destroy
any enemy with one direct shot.
444
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,779
- It could be yours--
- Yeah, okay, okay.
445
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,030
Take my whole XP bar.
446
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,782
That should be more than enough.
447
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,325
(croaking)
448
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,660
Here, give me that.
449
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,829
Be careful! It only has one...
450
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:02,915
shot.
451
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,249
(laughs nervously)
452
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:06,251
Ooh, uh, Remy, what do we do now?
453
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:08,879
You have to wait. It needs to recharge.
454
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:10,923
TILLY: Oh, he did not like that.
455
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,175
I'll keep it safe
until it's fully charged.
456
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,011
(yells and grunts)
457
00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:18,263
Remy!
458
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,140
I'll get it! Hyah!
459
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:24,812
Still getting it. (grunts)
460
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,396
I got it! Whoa!
461
00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:28,857
Tilly, over here!
462
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:29,942
Cricket!
463
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:31,860
Take that.
464
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,572
Oh, no.
465
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,372
It's in the house. Oh, blort.
466
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,666
- I got you, Alice.
- GRAMMA: Thanks for the help.
467
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,460
I just got to find me another weapon.
468
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:49,962
How about a fruitcake?
469
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,131
It'll do just fine.
470
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,761
(growls)
471
00:18:57,761 --> 00:18:59,388
Hyah!
472
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:00,973
Told you I'd find the fruitcake.
473
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,142
What are you talking about?
I found it!
474
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,601
(panting)
475
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,647
Where is it? Where is it? Ah-ha!
476
00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:13,360
(growling)
477
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:16,655
No, this isn't how it was supposed to be.
478
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,867
I just wanted to spend
Christmas Eve with my family.
479
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,243
Hyah!
480
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:25,747
Nothing like some monster guts
to get you in the Christmas spirit.
481
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:27,499
- Dad!
- (creature roars)
482
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:31,670
Merry Christmas.
483
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,048
(screams)
484
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,552
CRICKET:
No, no, no, no, no, no!
485
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,558
(electricity crackling)
486
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,230
The house.
487
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:53,734
Uh...
488
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:59,031
Christmas Even is ruined,
all because I wanted to play a game.
489
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,574
Go ahead and log off.
490
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:04,119
You can still do the traditions at home,
just without me.
491
00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:07,247
Or we can stay here and rebuild.
492
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:10,459
Yeah! Monsters and total
destruction can't stop us.
493
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,002
It's no use.
494
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,171
"Outpost Infinity" is a wave game.
495
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:16,965
Another horde of monsters
will just destroy the house again.
496
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:18,425
That's the whole point.
497
00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:21,053
I'm sorry, but we'll never be able
to complete
498
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,013
your family traditions in here.
499
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:26,892
Well, maybe we don't have to do
the exact same traditions every year.
500
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,769
We could add a new tradition.
501
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,145
Bashing monsters.
502
00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:31,480
(all cheer)
503
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,815
(chuckles) Yeah.
504
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:36,360
Okay, Greens,
here comes another wave.
505
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:39,071
Remember, if you die here,
you die in real life.
506
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,364
That's not true.
507
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,408
All right, family, ready for round two?
508
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,285
- Ready.
- Then let's ho-ho...
509
00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:47,120
go!
510
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,747
GRAMMA: Yeah!
511
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:49,957
I didn't realize it before,
512
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:54,378
but it just doesn't feel like Christmas
if I don't top the tree with my family.
513
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,964
And if I can't do it in the game...
514
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,048
(gasps)
515
00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,800
Bingo-bango.
516
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,385
(grunting)
517
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:04,346
Christmas Eve traditions, here I come!
518
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,765
- (loud crash)
- (gasps)
519
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,725
Well, trudging through the snow
ain't gonna work.
520
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:10,394
Now how the heck
am I supposed to get home?
521
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:12,020
Hmm.
522
00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:14,606
Bingo-bango.
523
00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:17,109
Huh? Cupid up front?
524
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,528
Oh, Vasquez, you've done it again.
525
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,780
Anyway, I got to hurry.
526
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:22,990
Sorry, Santa.
527
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,700
I gave the reindeer the night off.
528
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,285
It's just you and me.
529
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,953
And I'm driving.
530
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,454
That okay with you, big guy?
531
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,206
I'll take that as a yes.
532
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:32,874
On Cricket, on Cricket...
533
00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:35,669
(screams)
534
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:38,088
Hang on, Santa! We're landing!
535
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:39,589
(whimpering)
536
00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:42,009
Whoa!
537
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,552
Oh, we're fine.
538
00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:44,886
Next stop: home.
539
00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:46,680
- LLOYD: Make way, make way!
- Huh?
540
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,598
Make way for the Christmas glass.
541
00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:50,475
Even a blizzard
can't stop us from delivering
542
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:53,353
this beautifully plain
and unstained pane. Huh?
543
00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:55,605
Move! Move! We can't stop!
544
00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:57,024
(gasps) Don't panic.
545
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,859
This is what we trained for!
546
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,402
Santa, duck!
547
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,780
(gasps) He got my letter!
548
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,907
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
549
00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:07,200
Oh, my gosh!
550
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,869
(horn blaring)
551
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,830
(screams)
552
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:15,709
Merry Christmas!
553
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,669
- (roaring)
- (all yelling)
554
00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:21,214
(unenthused yelling)
555
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,765
Hey, where's Cricket?
556
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:30,932
CRICKET: I'm right here, Dad.
557
00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:32,225
But I don't see you anywhere.
558
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:33,894
Did you put on that camo cloak?
559
00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:35,562
CRICKET:
No, Dad, take off your goggles.
560
00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:37,522
Goggles? Oh, right.
561
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:39,649
(gasps) Cricket!
562
00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:41,401
- You're back.
- Yeah.
563
00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:42,486
Once I realized
564
00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:45,113
we couldn't do the tree-topper
ceremony in the game,
565
00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:47,491
I knew I had to find a way home
so we could do it together.
566
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:50,952
I just wanted to be with you guys.
Like, really be with you.
567
00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:52,537
ALL: Aw!
568
00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:56,666
Yeah, Mr. Extras wanted to be with me,
but he was just in it for the money.
569
00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:58,043
- Been there.
- (knock on door)
570
00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:59,169
I'll get it.
571
00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:00,754
Wonder who that could be.
572
00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:03,882
- (snarls)
- Ah! Monster!
573
00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:05,425
The virtual world has invaded ours.
574
00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:06,760
We're doomed!
575
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,429
(grumbles)
576
00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:10,847
ALL: Ah! Oh...
577
00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:12,891
Merry Christmas Eve, Green family.
578
00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:14,226
Oh, hi, Vasquez.
579
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,477
We have a doorbell.
580
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:16,812
Cricket made it home!
581
00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:18,313
It's a Christmas miracle!
582
00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:19,981
Remy? What are you doing here?
583
00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:21,650
Well, when it stopped snowing,
584
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:24,277
Vasquez dug out the helicopter
and we came looking for you.
585
00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:25,737
Aw, thanks, bud.
586
00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:28,865
You know, since your family doesn't have
any Christmas Eve traditions,
587
00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:30,200
want to stay for ours?
588
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,410
(gasps) Can we?
589
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,161
Hmm. I don't know.
590
00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:34,454
- What do you think?
- Well...
591
00:23:34,454 --> 00:23:35,997
We'd love to!
592
00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:38,125
ALL:
♪ Gather round, ye family ♪
593
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:40,377
♪ Rejoice with glee ♪
594
00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:44,214
♪ Yuletide cheer
We spread to thee ♪
595
00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:48,051
♪ The traditions we share
May be old or new ♪
596
00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:52,431
♪ But the meaning of Christmas
Is always true ♪
597
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:56,351
♪ Family, family ♪
598
00:23:56,351 --> 00:24:00,313
♪ The meaning of Christmas
Is always true ♪
599
00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:03,859
BILL:
Cricket!
600
00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:07,446
♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪
601
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:11,116
♪ Lost a bet and got bit
By a hundred flies ♪
602
00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:13,869
♪ I fell out a big old tree ♪
603
00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:17,080
♪ Hit every branch
And scraped up both my knees ♪
604
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,583
♪ I got chased by a dog ♪
605
00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:20,917
♪ Licked by a frog ♪
606
00:24:20,917 --> 00:24:22,377
♪ Got a rash on my leg ♪
607
00:24:22,377 --> 00:24:24,921
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
608
00:24:24,921 --> 00:24:28,216
♪ I got splinters
At seven and ten ♪
609
00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:30,886
♪ And tomorrow
I'll do it all again ♪
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