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He just got the new Christmas update 10 00:00:21,229 --> 00:00:23,023 for "Outpost Infinity." 11 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,108 Ah, yes, "Outpost Infinity." 12 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:27,318 I know "Outpost Infinity." 13 00:00:27,318 --> 00:00:28,945 What is "Outpost Infinity"? 14 00:00:28,945 --> 00:00:31,072 I believe it's a VR video game, Papa. 15 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:32,699 Okay, thanks, sweetie. 16 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:34,325 Uh, what does VR mean? 17 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:35,493 - It means you're old. - Ah! 18 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:38,621 VR stands for "virtual reality," Dad. 19 00:00:38,621 --> 00:00:40,707 You put on these goggles and go inside a world 20 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:43,543 that's so lifelike, it's like real life... 21 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:44,878 like. 22 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,713 But, Cricket, it's Christmas Eve. 23 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:49,632 Don't you remember what we do every Christmas Eve? 24 00:00:49,632 --> 00:00:51,676 Ugh! Our three family-- 25 00:00:51,676 --> 00:00:54,012 ♪ Our three family traditions ♪ 26 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:57,390 First, we decorate cookies. 27 00:00:57,390 --> 00:00:59,934 And then we play Find the Fruitcake, 28 00:00:59,934 --> 00:01:01,853 where I hide a fruitcake in the yard, 29 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:02,979 and everyone tries to find it. 30 00:01:02,979 --> 00:01:04,397 GRAMMA: Try is right. 31 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:07,358 I'm finding that fruitcake this year, like I do every year. 32 00:01:07,358 --> 00:01:09,569 Oh, yeah? Well, what about last year when I found it? 33 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:12,363 Oh, yeah? What about my fist in your teeth? 34 00:01:12,363 --> 00:01:14,365 - (both scream) - You were saying, Papa? 35 00:01:14,365 --> 00:01:16,034 Thank you, Tilly. 36 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:18,953 And finally, we all sing "Gather Round, Ye Family" 37 00:01:18,953 --> 00:01:21,289 while placing a star atop the tree. 38 00:01:21,289 --> 00:01:23,708 Like we do every single year. 39 00:01:23,708 --> 00:01:25,794 Ugh, see, that's the problem. 40 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:27,712 We do the same thing every year. 41 00:01:27,712 --> 00:01:29,631 So what if I miss it just this once? 42 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:31,800 What? Are you kidding me? 43 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,469 - You're my little Crick-mas elf. - (grumbles) 44 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:38,306 It's always been your very important job to place the star on top of the tree. 45 00:01:38,306 --> 00:01:40,141 Ever since your first Christmas. 46 00:01:40,141 --> 00:01:42,477 Aw, memories. 47 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:44,312 I was even bored as a baby. 48 00:01:44,312 --> 00:01:45,814 Look, how about this: 49 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,899 I go to Remy's to play "Outpost Infinity," 50 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:50,777 but I promise to be back home before cookie-baking time. 51 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:53,571 That way we can still do all our old traditions. 52 00:01:53,571 --> 00:01:55,824 Dang it, the boy's reaching across the aisle. 53 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:58,368 Mm, well, all right, but hurry back, 54 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:00,328 because when it comes to Christmas cookies, 55 00:02:00,328 --> 00:02:03,081 the most important ingredient is family... 56 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:06,000 Whoo-hoo! "Outpost Infinity," here I come! 57 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,502 Yeah, okay. 58 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,673 (grunts and exhales) 59 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:14,259 No, no, no, Vasquez, the order's all wrong. 60 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:17,387 It should go Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, 61 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:19,430 then Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen. 62 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:23,977 Cupid up front? (chuckles) 63 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:26,896 Vasquez, you old Christmas prankster. 64 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:28,481 - Fix it, though. - Hey, Remy. 65 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:29,774 Cricket! You made it! 66 00:02:29,774 --> 00:02:30,942 Sorry I'm late. 67 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:34,112 My dad was making a big deal about our Christmas Eve traditions. 68 00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:36,030 Christmas Eve traditions? We don't do those. 69 00:02:36,030 --> 00:02:38,700 All our energy goes into the big day itself. 70 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:42,078 Exactly. Christmas Eve should be reserved for gaming. 71 00:02:42,078 --> 00:02:43,788 - You ready? - Yeah! 72 00:02:43,788 --> 00:02:45,456 Cricket, are you sure you should stay? 73 00:02:45,456 --> 00:02:47,542 This snow is really coming down. 74 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:49,085 (scoffs) Snow schmoe. 75 00:02:49,085 --> 00:02:50,753 - It's VR time! - Whoo! 76 00:02:50,753 --> 00:02:52,255 VASQUEZ: Can I come down now? 77 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:54,048 Fix the reindeer and we'll talk. 78 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:57,802 "Outpost Infinity," here we come. 79 00:03:28,374 --> 00:03:29,876 (gasps and laughs) 80 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:32,921 Oh, man, that game has everything. 81 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:36,216 Building, monsters, even Christmas-themed violence. 82 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,218 - Uh, Cricket. - What? 83 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,886 I think the blizzard hit. 84 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:42,931 Oh, dang. We're snowed in! 85 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:46,601 There's no way I can get back home in this. 86 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:49,729 Oh, I just know Dad's gonna say something like... 87 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:53,399 Dang it, Cricket, I knew letting you go play that video game was a mistake. 88 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:55,151 How are we supposed to do our family traditions 89 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:56,903 if the family isn't all here? 90 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:59,989 Hey, no one's decorating until Cricket gets back. 91 00:03:59,989 --> 00:04:01,157 ALL: Aw. 92 00:04:01,157 --> 00:04:03,576 - Uh... - Oh, man, I feel terrible. 93 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:06,162 We could've just played "Outpost Infinity" from our own houses, 94 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:07,956 and you never would have gotten stuck over here. 95 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:10,667 But my family doesn't own a VR system. 96 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:12,585 Heck, we can barely afford R. 97 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:15,046 Yes, you do! 98 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:16,464 I got you one as a Christmas present. 99 00:04:16,464 --> 00:04:18,841 (whispers) I had Vasquez put it under your tree. 100 00:04:18,841 --> 00:04:20,843 You should really lock your doors. 101 00:04:20,843 --> 00:04:23,680 There's a VR system at my house? 102 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,014 (squeals) 103 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:26,641 Dad, it's a Christmas miracle! 104 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:29,018 We can still do all our Christmas Eve traditions... 105 00:04:29,018 --> 00:04:31,187 in virtual reality. 106 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:33,022 What are you talking about, son? 107 00:04:33,022 --> 00:04:34,691 CRICKET (on phone): We can meet up inside the game 108 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:36,484 and do the same junk we normally do. 109 00:04:36,484 --> 00:04:37,860 It'll be like we're all home together. 110 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:39,195 Maybe even better. 111 00:04:39,195 --> 00:04:41,447 What in the world? 112 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:44,701 Oh, glorious techno-magical reality portal. 113 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,619 Papa, please give it a try 114 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:49,956 so that Cricket can be with us for our Christmas Eve traditions. 115 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:51,374 I don't know. 116 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:52,792 Makes no difference to me, 117 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:55,670 as long as I can still trounce Nancy at Find the Fruitcake. 118 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:56,838 Dream on, old lady. 119 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:59,424 I'll dominate you in any dimension. 120 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:02,051 (sighs) Christmas inside a video game? 121 00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:04,345 Well, this just feels like some sort of cheap gimmick. 122 00:05:04,345 --> 00:05:06,889 No, no, it's an expensive gimmick. 123 00:05:06,889 --> 00:05:08,850 We can talk about the monthly fee later. 124 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:14,272 (groans) 125 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:18,568 Whoa! Uh, what the...? 126 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:19,944 Oh, intriguing. 127 00:05:19,944 --> 00:05:21,738 - Huh? - Wow. 128 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:24,699 CRICKET: Welcome to "Outpost Infinity." 129 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:27,243 a totally customizable virtual reality. 130 00:05:27,243 --> 00:05:31,414 Within this game, we can build our house and do all our Christmas Eve traditions. 131 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:33,958 And the best part is, we'll all be together. 132 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:36,002 Including me! 133 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,545 BILL: Remy, is that you? 134 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:38,921 Hi, Mr. Green. 135 00:05:38,921 --> 00:05:42,008 I burn tons of XP and have all the upgrades. 136 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:44,302 I... play this game a lot. 137 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:46,721 Cricket, I just don't know about this. 138 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:48,931 How are we supposed to do our Christmas Eve traditions here? 139 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:51,517 This is nothing like being home together. 140 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:53,936 You're forgetting, Dad. This is a building game. 141 00:05:53,936 --> 00:05:56,564 All we got to do is open the options menu... 142 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:57,982 BILL: Options menu? 143 00:05:57,982 --> 00:05:59,901 ...and then building is easy. 144 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:01,694 GRAMMA: What kind of witchcraft is this? 145 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:03,780 Making things out of thin air? 146 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:06,282 Where's the fun in building without any power tools? 147 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:09,243 I didn't even get to use a miter saw. 148 00:06:09,243 --> 00:06:11,913 Speaking of tools, what kind of tool is this? 149 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:13,456 (whooping) 150 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:15,958 Hot dog! I gots me a flamethrower. 151 00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:17,585 Hey! Watch it, Alice. 152 00:06:17,585 --> 00:06:19,545 You're not the only one with a weapon. 153 00:06:19,545 --> 00:06:21,005 There's no need for fighting, 154 00:06:21,005 --> 00:06:22,965 because I'd definitely win. 155 00:06:22,965 --> 00:06:25,510 Wait a minute. A flamethrower? A spear? 156 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:27,261 Tilly has a giant axe? 157 00:06:27,261 --> 00:06:28,763 What kind of a game is this? 158 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:31,432 One where we must use both our wits and courage 159 00:06:31,432 --> 00:06:32,767 to fight off-- 160 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:34,268 Boredom. Fight off boredom. 161 00:06:34,268 --> 00:06:36,813 Because it's such a peaceful world. 162 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:41,234 And nothing says peace like building with these fancy building tools. 163 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:44,278 This hammer's a lot bigger than any I've ever used. 164 00:06:44,278 --> 00:06:48,366 Now let's finish building our house, so we can get to those family traditions. 165 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:50,827 Building tools, eh? What a world. 166 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:53,329 My axe will only be used for chopping wood. 167 00:06:53,329 --> 00:06:54,664 CRICKET: Remy, come here. 168 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:57,250 If my dad finds out what kind of game this really is, 169 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,835 he'll never get onboard with us 170 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:00,420 doing our Christmas Eve traditions in here. 171 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,672 That's why I need you to patrol the perimeter 172 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:04,757 and keep any you-know-what's away from my family. 173 00:07:04,757 --> 00:07:06,592 Oh, Cricket, my Cricket. 174 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:09,679 It would be an honor and a privilege. 175 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:11,681 BILL: Come on, Cricket. Let's get to building. 176 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:13,683 (laughs) Oh, yeah. Sounds good. 177 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:16,769 And voilà. Home sweet home. 178 00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:19,063 This looks nothing like our house in real life. 179 00:07:19,063 --> 00:07:22,024 Uh, sure it does. 180 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:24,068 - See? - BILL: I guess so. 181 00:07:24,068 --> 00:07:28,573 Now let's finish recreating our house so we can get to those family traditions. 182 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:29,991 Sounds like a deal to me. 183 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:31,909 MR. EXTRAS: Did somebody say "deal"? 184 00:07:31,909 --> 00:07:35,580 Hey, kids, would you like to purchase some cool downloadable content? 185 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:38,291 Customize your appearance with Santa suits, elf ears, 186 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:41,210 or bedazzled the new candy cane cannon, today on-- 187 00:07:41,210 --> 00:07:43,129 - What is this thing? - (sighs) 188 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:44,672 That's Mr. Extras. 189 00:07:44,672 --> 00:07:46,632 He's an annoying in-game feature 190 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:49,093 that tries to sell you useless game add-ons. 191 00:07:49,093 --> 00:07:51,179 Now you, get. Get, you! 192 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:52,555 Cricket, stop! 193 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:55,892 How dare you scare this sweet little scamp? 194 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:59,437 Oh, especially when he's all alone on Christmas Eve. 195 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:00,771 Would you like to learn 196 00:08:00,771 --> 00:08:02,899 about the spirit of Christmas, Mr. Extras? 197 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:04,567 I would love to... 198 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:06,652 sell you some custom stockings. 199 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:08,863 Just give me your parents' credit card number. 200 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:10,323 Uh, we'll work on that. 201 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:11,491 (Remy screams) 202 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,409 What in Santa's beard was that? 203 00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:15,536 Uh, Remy must be having the tummy troubles. 204 00:08:15,536 --> 00:08:16,996 I'll go check on him. 205 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:19,790 (grunting) 206 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:26,214 (yells) 207 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:27,715 Hey, buddy. 208 00:08:27,715 --> 00:08:29,175 (laughs nervously) Doing okay out here? 209 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:31,010 That's a lot of monster guts on you. 210 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:33,763 Yeah, but at least the Christmas update makes it look like tinsel. 211 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:36,766 More festive, less gruesome. 212 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:38,976 Okay, but you got everything under control? 213 00:08:38,976 --> 00:08:41,312 For now, but it's only gonna get harder. 214 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:43,314 - What? Why is that? - We didn't play long enough 215 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:45,024 for me to show you before, 216 00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:47,610 but "Outpost Infinity" is a defense game. 217 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:51,030 The longer we spend in this world, the more monsters are gonna show up. 218 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:52,782 Oh, my gosh, I got to get my family 219 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:54,450 to complete our Christmas Eve traditions soon, 220 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:57,286 or else we're gonna be mistle-toast. 221 00:08:58,746 --> 00:09:00,331 (festive music playing) 222 00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:01,874 Wow! 223 00:09:04,752 --> 00:09:07,964 Okay, it's Christmas Eve and we've got no time to waste. 224 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,757 Let's boogie on those traditions, people. 225 00:09:09,757 --> 00:09:11,968 First up, cookie decoration. 226 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:13,469 Huh? Oh! 227 00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:14,804 Ooh. 228 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:15,846 (chuckles) 229 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:18,182 Easy, shug, what's the rush? 230 00:09:18,182 --> 00:09:19,892 Rush? No rush. 231 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:21,727 Just eager to get my decorating on. 232 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:25,773 Hi, friend. Would you like to buy an ugly Christmas sweater? 233 00:09:25,773 --> 00:09:27,233 I would not. 234 00:09:28,025 --> 00:09:29,860 Would you care to join in the spirit of Christmas 235 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:31,320 by decorating some cookies with me? 236 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:32,822 This can be yours. 237 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:34,282 Just use your Experience points, 238 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:36,325 or your Payfriend or Spendmo accounts. 239 00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:38,411 Give it a chance, Mr. Extras. 240 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:41,289 Maybe a little icing will get you in the holiday spirit. 241 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:46,252 "Icing," a happy song with every purchase of a holiday skins bonus pack. 242 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:48,296 Oh, Mr. Extras. 243 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:50,548 Hey, Nancy, you got a little icing on you. 244 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,091 - Where? - GRAMMA: Here! 245 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:53,718 (laughs) 246 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:56,345 Revenge really is sweet. 247 00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:59,390 (grunting) 248 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:03,019 Hey, you messed up my masterpiece. 249 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:05,396 Y'all look like you're ready tradition number two: 250 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:06,606 Find the Fruitcake. 251 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:07,940 Dad, we'll clean up here 252 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,693 while you go find a hiding spot for that fruitcake, okay? 253 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,069 Okay. 254 00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:14,405 Hiding a fruitcake in virtual reality? 255 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:16,032 I don't know about this. 256 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,408 What the...? 257 00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:18,784 Camo cloak? 258 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,579 Hmm. 259 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:24,457 (gasps) 260 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,208 My greatest hide ever. 261 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:28,628 They're gonna have a heck of a time finding it this year. 262 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:29,795 (snickers) 263 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:31,547 Okay, family, 264 00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:33,591 first one to find the fruitcake wins. 265 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:36,177 On your mark, get set, go! 266 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:38,054 - Whoo! - Whee! 267 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,805 As long as we wrap this up soon, 268 00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:42,016 we should have plenty of time to finish everything. 269 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:43,809 Now where the heck is that fruitcake? 270 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:45,895 Dang, not in here either. 271 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:48,773 Where is it, snowman? 272 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:51,359 Dang, Dad, you really hid it good this year. 273 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:53,194 (chuckles) I sure did. 274 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:56,072 What'd I tell you? VR ain't so bad. 275 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,990 It is starting to grow on me. 276 00:10:57,990 --> 00:11:00,076 Hey, why don't I help you guys out a little? 277 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:01,702 You're getting colder. 278 00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:02,953 Oh, now hotter. 279 00:11:02,953 --> 00:11:04,163 Almost on fire! 280 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,082 - Oh, no, colder again. - (gasps) 281 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:07,792 (snarls) 282 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:10,586 Oh, my gosh! 283 00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:12,672 (grunts) 284 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,675 Boy, don't you crowd me while I'm fruitcake hunting. 285 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,843 Cricket, I'm sorry! 286 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:19,970 - Remy, what happened? - A huge wave came, 287 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:22,765 - and a couple got through. - What? 288 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:24,517 But everyone was just getting into it. 289 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,645 Hey, Nancy, I think the fruitcake's right above you. 290 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:28,938 Huh? Whoa! 291 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,481 (laughs) 292 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:32,274 Uh, what the--? Ah! 293 00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:34,652 Looks more like it's raining wrinkled old ladies. 294 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,029 (laughs) 295 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:38,197 (grunts) 296 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,825 - Whew. - Cricket, we got to get your family 297 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:41,909 to pick up the pace, 298 00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:45,329 or you won't finish all your traditions before we're overrun by monsters! 299 00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:47,957 But how? We can't even find the fruitcake. 300 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:50,918 Oh, just use the options menu to create a duplicate fruitcake. 301 00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:52,795 Your dad will never know the difference. 302 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,046 Diabolical. 303 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:55,589 Remy, I love it. 304 00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:58,175 Hmm. Where did I hide that fruitcake? 305 00:11:58,175 --> 00:12:00,720 Ooh, lookie here. Found the fruitcake. 306 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,305 Game over. Time to move on to the next tradition. 307 00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:05,975 What do you say we call go top that tree? 308 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,309 How did you... 309 00:12:07,309 --> 00:12:09,228 Where exactly did you find it? 310 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:13,190 Hmm, do we want white lights or multicolored ones? 311 00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:14,734 White. 312 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,277 No, multicolored. 313 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,737 Although, white is classic. 314 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,363 However, multicolored is more colorful. 315 00:12:19,363 --> 00:12:21,240 Multicolored looks fine. It's fine. 316 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,992 Time to put on the tree topper. 317 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,452 You know better than to rush your father 318 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,078 - with his ornaments, boy. - Ah! Gramma! 319 00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:29,665 Why have Christmas ornaments when you can have Christmas armaments? 320 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:30,750 Defend yourself against the upcoming war... 321 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,209 Quiet, you! 322 00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:36,922 Tilly, would you get him out of here? He's, uh, ruining the Christmas spirit. 323 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:39,383 - (grunts) - Oh, Mr. Extras. 324 00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:41,510 It's time we had a talk. 325 00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:44,805 Have a seat, Mr. Extras. 326 00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:47,266 I tried to show you the spirit of Christmas, 327 00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:49,185 but it's just not working out. 328 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:51,353 CRICKET: Hurry up, Tilly. We're doing the tree. 329 00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:53,314 I'm sorry, but we must say goodbye. 330 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,899 Say goodbye? 331 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:57,443 More like, say goodbye to boring game play with... 332 00:12:57,443 --> 00:13:01,739 Shh. Please don't make this more difficult than it already is. 333 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,699 Could I interest you in some power-up eggnog? 334 00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:05,117 Candy cane claws? 335 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:08,162 Fifty percent off when you buy the expansion pack. 336 00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:10,456 If your algorithm allows it. 337 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:13,334 Have a Merry Christmas, Mr. Extras. 338 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:22,718 Okay, circle up and tune your pipes, Greens. 339 00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:25,304 We made it to our final Christmas Eve tradition. 340 00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:27,765 Get ready to get topped, tree. 341 00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:29,225 ♪ Mi, mi, mi ♪ 342 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,726 A little rusty, Alice? 343 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,186 I only sing once a year. 344 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:36,232 Well, Cricket, I was a little skeptical. But we really pulled this off. 345 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:39,735 Whew! And just in the nick of time. 346 00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:42,446 Okay, family, just like we do every year. 347 00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:46,116 ALL: ♪ Gather round, ye family ♪ 348 00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:48,160 ♪ Behold the tree ♪ 349 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:52,081 ♪ Together we stand in unity ♪ 350 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:55,876 ♪ The love we share Shows who we are ♪ 351 00:13:55,876 --> 00:14:00,047 ♪ And burns as bright As our Christmas star ♪ 352 00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:02,258 ♪ Come close, our kinfolk ♪ 353 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,218 ♪ Come close, our brood ♪ 354 00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:08,597 ♪ We bring the holiday spirit to you ♪ 355 00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:12,601 ♪ Christmas comes but once a year ♪ 356 00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:16,564 ♪ Yet the joy in our hearts Is always here ♪ 357 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,023 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 358 00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:20,109 ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ 359 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:23,529 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la ♪ 360 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:26,574 What'd I tell you? These old traditions ain't so bad, huh? 361 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,158 Yeah, they're starting to grow on me. 362 00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:32,913 Well, my little Crick-mas elf, it's time for your very important job. 363 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:38,961 REMY: It's a Christmas catastrophe! 364 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,212 Whoa! 365 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,548 They're gonna eat us all! 366 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:45,050 - Christmas catastrophe? - Who's gonna eat us? 367 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,636 And where did you get such lovely sparkles? 368 00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:48,971 Cricket? 369 00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:51,098 - What's going on here? - Spill it, boy. 370 00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:52,600 (laughs nervously) 371 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:56,353 I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but there's no hiding it any longer. 372 00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:59,607 "Outpost Infinity" is a building game, yes. 373 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,901 - Get to the point, boy! - But it also has monsters 374 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,111 that destroy all the buildings and try to eat everyone. 375 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:06,113 Monsters? What kind of monsters? 376 00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:07,948 - (loud crash) - (all scream) 377 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,412 (growling) 378 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,581 Uh, that kind of monster. 379 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:17,875 Merry Christmas? 380 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,753 - (monsters growling) - (screaming) 381 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,464 TILLY: The weather outside is frightful. 382 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:26,175 Take cover! I'll hold them off! 383 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,427 I should've known we couldn't have family Christmas 384 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:29,678 in a video game. 385 00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:30,930 Of course we can. 386 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,308 We just need to fight off some super scary, giant monsters first. 387 00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,352 (yelling) 388 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:37,978 No. I've had enough. 389 00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:41,899 There's nothing like a bunch of monsters to remind you that this isn't reality. 390 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:44,234 - The real reality... - No, Dad, wait. We can-- 391 00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:46,236 The real reality is that my son 392 00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:49,907 didn't want to do our family traditions and bailed on us. 393 00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:52,034 Sometimes you just got to know when to throw in 394 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,827 the decorative Christmas towel. 395 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,871 (snarling) 396 00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:59,500 Go ahead and eat me, you tradition killers! 397 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,168 (growls) 398 00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:02,753 (screams) 399 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:05,130 REMY: Come and get it, you big icicle! 400 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,800 I'm sorry, Dad. I made a mistake, okay? 401 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,802 Yes, I thought I was bored by our traditions, 402 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,680 but now I realize it wouldn't be Christmas without them. 403 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,598 Without you guys. 404 00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:16,976 Looks like the only way we get to spend Christmas Eve together 405 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,727 is in this game. 406 00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:21,981 So if that means fighting monsters, then that's what I'm gonna do. 407 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,273 Who's with me? 408 00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:26,944 As your sister, I am forever your ride or die. 409 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:29,154 Those dopes don't stand a chance. 410 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:31,323 Let's toast some monster heinie. 411 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:32,700 And Dad? 412 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,118 You with me? 413 00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:38,497 All right, Cricket. We'll bash some monsters. 414 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,791 As a family. 415 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,376 Charge! 416 00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,086 You can take our virtual lives, 417 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:48,757 but you'll never take our Christmas traditions! 418 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,052 Whoo! 419 00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:54,430 (laughs) Can't get me now. 420 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,560 Pop goes the snowman. 421 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,186 (screaming) 422 00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:03,063 - (growling) - CRICKET: Oh, everybody! 423 00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,648 Hit him with everything you've got! 424 00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:07,776 (roars) 425 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,239 (gasps) 426 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,159 Hyah! 427 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,243 (screams) 428 00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:17,703 There's too many of them! 429 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:18,996 (growling) 430 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,330 (gasps) 431 00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:21,832 They're gonna destroy our house. 432 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:24,835 But I never got to top the tree. 433 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,336 I made a little extra help. 434 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:29,131 (gasps) We need extra help. 435 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:32,134 Did someone say extra? 436 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,635 Oh, Mr. Extras. 437 00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:36,805 I realize now that offering a good deal is a good deed. 438 00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:38,390 You had the spirit of Christmas inside you 439 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,641 the whole time. 440 00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:41,810 Guys! Our house! 441 00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,521 Mr. Extras, what do you got? 442 00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:47,149 How about the candy cane cannon? 443 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:50,152 A weapon that can destroy any enemy with one direct shot. 444 00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,779 - It could be yours-- - Yeah, okay, okay. 445 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,030 Take my whole XP bar. 446 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,782 That should be more than enough. 447 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,325 (croaking) 448 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,660 Here, give me that. 449 00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,829 Be careful! It only has one... 450 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:02,915 shot. 451 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,249 (laughs nervously) 452 00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:06,251 Ooh, uh, Remy, what do we do now? 453 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:08,879 You have to wait. It needs to recharge. 454 00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:10,923 TILLY: Oh, he did not like that. 455 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,175 I'll keep it safe until it's fully charged. 456 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,011 (yells and grunts) 457 00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:18,263 Remy! 458 00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,140 I'll get it! Hyah! 459 00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:24,812 Still getting it. (grunts) 460 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,396 I got it! Whoa! 461 00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:28,857 Tilly, over here! 462 00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:29,942 Cricket! 463 00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:31,860 Take that. 464 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,572 Oh, no. 465 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,372 It's in the house. Oh, blort. 466 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,666 - I got you, Alice. - GRAMMA: Thanks for the help. 467 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,460 I just got to find me another weapon. 468 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:49,962 How about a fruitcake? 469 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,131 It'll do just fine. 470 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,761 (growls) 471 00:18:57,761 --> 00:18:59,388 Hyah! 472 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:00,973 Told you I'd find the fruitcake. 473 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,142 What are you talking about? I found it! 474 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,601 (panting) 475 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,647 Where is it? Where is it? Ah-ha! 476 00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:13,360 (growling) 477 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:16,655 No, this isn't how it was supposed to be. 478 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,867 I just wanted to spend Christmas Eve with my family. 479 00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,243 Hyah! 480 00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:25,747 Nothing like some monster guts to get you in the Christmas spirit. 481 00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:27,499 - Dad! - (creature roars) 482 00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:31,670 Merry Christmas. 483 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,048 (screams) 484 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,552 CRICKET: No, no, no, no, no, no! 485 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,558 (electricity crackling) 486 00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,230 The house. 487 00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:53,734 Uh... 488 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:59,031 Christmas Even is ruined, all because I wanted to play a game. 489 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,574 Go ahead and log off. 490 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:04,119 You can still do the traditions at home, just without me. 491 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:07,247 Or we can stay here and rebuild. 492 00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:10,459 Yeah! Monsters and total destruction can't stop us. 493 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,002 It's no use. 494 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,171 "Outpost Infinity" is a wave game. 495 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:16,965 Another horde of monsters will just destroy the house again. 496 00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:18,425 That's the whole point. 497 00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:21,053 I'm sorry, but we'll never be able to complete 498 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,013 your family traditions in here. 499 00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:26,892 Well, maybe we don't have to do the exact same traditions every year. 500 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,769 We could add a new tradition. 501 00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,145 Bashing monsters. 502 00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:31,480 (all cheer) 503 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,815 (chuckles) Yeah. 504 00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:36,360 Okay, Greens, here comes another wave. 505 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:39,071 Remember, if you die here, you die in real life. 506 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,364 That's not true. 507 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,408 All right, family, ready for round two? 508 00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,285 - Ready. - Then let's ho-ho... 509 00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:47,120 go! 510 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,747 GRAMMA: Yeah! 511 00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:49,957 I didn't realize it before, 512 00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:54,378 but it just doesn't feel like Christmas if I don't top the tree with my family. 513 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,964 And if I can't do it in the game... 514 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,048 (gasps) 515 00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,800 Bingo-bango. 516 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,385 (grunting) 517 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:04,346 Christmas Eve traditions, here I come! 518 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,765 - (loud crash) - (gasps) 519 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,725 Well, trudging through the snow ain't gonna work. 520 00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:10,394 Now how the heck am I supposed to get home? 521 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:12,020 Hmm. 522 00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:14,606 Bingo-bango. 523 00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:17,109 Huh? Cupid up front? 524 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,528 Oh, Vasquez, you've done it again. 525 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,780 Anyway, I got to hurry. 526 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:22,990 Sorry, Santa. 527 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,700 I gave the reindeer the night off. 528 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,285 It's just you and me. 529 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,953 And I'm driving. 530 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,454 That okay with you, big guy? 531 00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,206 I'll take that as a yes. 532 00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:32,874 On Cricket, on Cricket... 533 00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:35,669 (screams) 534 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:38,088 Hang on, Santa! We're landing! 535 00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:39,589 (whimpering) 536 00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:42,009 Whoa! 537 00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,552 Oh, we're fine. 538 00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:44,886 Next stop: home. 539 00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:46,680 - LLOYD: Make way, make way! - Huh? 540 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,598 Make way for the Christmas glass. 541 00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:50,475 Even a blizzard can't stop us from delivering 542 00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:53,353 this beautifully plain and unstained pane. Huh? 543 00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:55,605 Move! Move! We can't stop! 544 00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:57,024 (gasps) Don't panic. 545 00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,859 This is what we trained for! 546 00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,402 Santa, duck! 547 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,780 (gasps) He got my letter! 548 00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,907 Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. 549 00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:07,200 Oh, my gosh! 550 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,869 (horn blaring) 551 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,830 (screams) 552 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:15,709 Merry Christmas! 553 00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,669 - (roaring) - (all yelling) 554 00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:21,214 (unenthused yelling) 555 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,765 Hey, where's Cricket? 556 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:30,932 CRICKET: I'm right here, Dad. 557 00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:32,225 But I don't see you anywhere. 558 00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:33,894 Did you put on that camo cloak? 559 00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:35,562 CRICKET: No, Dad, take off your goggles. 560 00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:37,522 Goggles? Oh, right. 561 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:39,649 (gasps) Cricket! 562 00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:41,401 - You're back. - Yeah. 563 00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:42,486 Once I realized 564 00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:45,113 we couldn't do the tree-topper ceremony in the game, 565 00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:47,491 I knew I had to find a way home so we could do it together. 566 00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:50,952 I just wanted to be with you guys. Like, really be with you. 567 00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:52,537 ALL: Aw! 568 00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:56,666 Yeah, Mr. Extras wanted to be with me, but he was just in it for the money. 569 00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:58,043 - Been there. - (knock on door) 570 00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:59,169 I'll get it. 571 00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:00,754 Wonder who that could be. 572 00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:03,882 - (snarls) - Ah! Monster! 573 00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:05,425 The virtual world has invaded ours. 574 00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:06,760 We're doomed! 575 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,429 (grumbles) 576 00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:10,847 ALL: Ah! Oh... 577 00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:12,891 Merry Christmas Eve, Green family. 578 00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:14,226 Oh, hi, Vasquez. 579 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,477 We have a doorbell. 580 00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:16,812 Cricket made it home! 581 00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:18,313 It's a Christmas miracle! 582 00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:19,981 Remy? What are you doing here? 583 00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:21,650 Well, when it stopped snowing, 584 00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:24,277 Vasquez dug out the helicopter and we came looking for you. 585 00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:25,737 Aw, thanks, bud. 586 00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:28,865 You know, since your family doesn't have any Christmas Eve traditions, 587 00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:30,200 want to stay for ours? 588 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,410 (gasps) Can we? 589 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,161 Hmm. I don't know. 590 00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:34,454 - What do you think? - Well... 591 00:23:34,454 --> 00:23:35,997 We'd love to! 592 00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:38,125 ALL: ♪ Gather round, ye family ♪ 593 00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:40,377 ♪ Rejoice with glee ♪ 594 00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:44,214 ♪ Yuletide cheer We spread to thee ♪ 595 00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:48,051 ♪ The traditions we share May be old or new ♪ 596 00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:52,431 ♪ But the meaning of Christmas Is always true ♪ 597 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:56,351 ♪ Family, family ♪ 598 00:23:56,351 --> 00:24:00,313 ♪ The meaning of Christmas Is always true ♪ 599 00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:03,859 BILL: Cricket! 600 00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:07,446 ♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪ 601 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:11,116 ♪ Lost a bet and got bit By a hundred flies ♪ 602 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:13,869 ♪ I fell out a big old tree ♪ 603 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:17,080 ♪ Hit every branch And scraped up both my knees ♪ 604 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,583 ♪ I got chased by a dog ♪ 605 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:20,917 ♪ Licked by a frog ♪ 606 00:24:20,917 --> 00:24:22,377 ♪ Got a rash on my leg ♪ 607 00:24:22,377 --> 00:24:24,921 ♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪ 608 00:24:24,921 --> 00:24:28,216 ♪ I got splinters At seven and ten ♪ 609 00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:30,886 ♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪ 41335

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