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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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NARRATOR: You unlock this
door with the key of imagination.
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Beyond it is another dimension…
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A dimension of sound,
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A dimension of sight,
a dimension of mind.
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You're moving into a land of
both shadow and substance,
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of things and ideas.
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You've just crossed over
into the Twilight Zone.
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MAN: Yes, sir,
we'll get that information to you
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as quickly as possible.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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I understand.
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Supervisor's office.
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It's Cape Kennedy.
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I'm sorry, Colonel.
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We're still trying to get
Agnes in working order.
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Call us tomorrow.
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Yes, sir.
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Yes, Mr. Secretary.
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The minute the machine is back in shape.
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Goodbye, sir.
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Why hasn't Elwood gotten here?
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He's on his way.
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Well, thank heaven for small favors.
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Good morning, sir.
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Elwood, something urgent has come up
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and I rely on you for help.
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Yes, sir.
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Agnes has broken down completely.
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We've checked her thoroughly.
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We can't seem to locate the trouble.
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Probably her subroutines need debugging.
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That's what I want you to find out.
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Suppose we take a look, eh?
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[LOUD BEEPING]
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Fred.
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All week.
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Day and night.
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No sleep, no food.
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I've tried everything… everything.
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It's all right, Fred, it's all right.
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Are you taking over Agnes?
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What happened, Fred?
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Why don't you see for yourself!
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That'll get you nowhere.
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Press all her buttons
from now to doomsday.
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That's not going to help you.
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She's been out of her mind for a week.
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I tell you, nothing's gonna help.
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Go on, press 'em, press 'em!
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[BEEPING STOPS]
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Remarkable.
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State the first prime number
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larger than the 17th root
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of 9,000,355,126,606.
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That's right.
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Congratulations, Elwood.
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You did it, you did it.
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You really think you did it, don't you?
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No, Agnes did it.
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Agnes.
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Watch out for that female.
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Look out for that femme fatale.
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NARRATOR: James Elwood,
master programmer.
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In charge of Mark 502-741,
commonly known as Agnes,
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the world's most advanced
electronic computer.
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Machines are made by men
for man's benefit and progress.
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But when man ceases to control
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the products of his
ingenuity and imagination
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he not only risks losing the benefit…
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He takes a long and unpredictable step
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into the Twilight Zone.
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[BEEPING]
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Indicate maximum permissible velocity
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of the stated aerodynamic missile.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Millie!
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Here are the latest
statistics, Mr. Elwood.
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Thank you.
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Did you hear about my newest assignment?
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Yes, of course. Congratulations.
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She's the greatest brain of the century.
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She beat the world's chess champion
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four games out of five.
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She's the foremost
expert on missile ballistics.
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She can solve logistics problems
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in less than a millisecond flat.
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Of course, I tell her what to do.
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Oh, how satisfying for you, Mr. Elwood.
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Say, Millie…
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Um, uh, could you, uh, could we,
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could you have lunch with me sometime?
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Oh, why, thank you, Mr. Elwood.
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I, I really must be getting back now.
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Uh, Millie?
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Why don't you call me Jim?
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All right… Jim.
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She called me Jim.
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[MUSICAL BEEPING]
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Hello, Millie.
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Uh…
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Half chocolate-covered
cherries, half marshmallows.
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Oh, how sweet of you
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but I started my diet today.
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No lunches either.
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How about dinner?
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There's a lecture on
thermodynamics tonight.
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Doesn't that sound like fun?
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Yeah, I'll let you know later.
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Oh, Jim?
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Be sure and get a refund.
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Hello, Mr. Elwood.
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Are you on a diet?
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Me?
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Not tonight.
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Tomorrow night?
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About seven o'clock?
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Oh, thank you, Millie.
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Goodbye.
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There's no lecture tomorrow night.
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Where can I take her after dinner?
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Planetarium.
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She's been there.
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State magnitude of radiative correction.
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I have stated the problem.
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State magnitude of radiative correction.
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Answer, please.
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I've asked an important question.
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Stick to the subject.
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Listen, you may be an oracle of wisdom
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when it comes to atoms,
rockets and missiles,
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but I don't need an
electronic brain to advise me.
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All right.
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Tell me where to take Millie
after dinner tomorrow night.
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No!
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From me?
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Millie's not that kind of a girl.
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Are you sure?
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The interpretation here is
that Einstein's theory of relativity
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does not postulate
the universe as infinite
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but as a closed system
of a spherical type.
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Millie?
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Here I am, Jim.
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Did you get that?
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Millie, I can't read this chapter to you
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without proper lighting.
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Oh, couldn't we have some music, Jim?
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Well, sure, if you like,
but I thought we might
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compare notes on Borstein's
treatise on Einstein's theory.
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[TURNS ON RECORD PLAYER]
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Forget Einstein and the universe.
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Your universe is here with me.
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[SLOW DANCE MUSIC]
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Now, stand up.
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Come on, stand up.
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Dance, eh?
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Listen to that music.
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I used to play trombone in high school.
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Really?
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Father played the tuba.
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Confess you feel something strange.
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Yes, I do.
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You know why?
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Yes, I have a sore toe.
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Oh, you're impossible.
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I'm sorry, Millie.
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I… I… I wasn't thinking.
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Uh, champagne, huh?
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[POPS]
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[SHRIEKS]
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Elwood!
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You're an idiot!
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I'm sorry, I'll get a towel.
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Don't bother, you've done enough already.
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Thank you for dinner,
I'll see you tomorrow.
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Good night!
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Millie, I'm sorry… Let me explain…
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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[BEEPING]
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Consider series of real numbers
arranged in order of magnitude.
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What?
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Oh, oh, very… oh, we…
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We danced and drank
champagne until dawn…
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And we took this taxi
ride all around the park.
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And, uh… Oh, it's no use.
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I'm a dud.
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I can't even dance.
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I spilled champagne all over Millie.
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I've always been shy with women.
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Now she's angry, she'll
never speak to me again.
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What kind of flowers?
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Translate, please.
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Oh, thank you, Agnes.
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You're just like a mother.
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[WOMAN SNEEZES]
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Gesundheit.
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I'm sorry about last night, Millie.
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[SNEEZES]
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It won't happen again.
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I'm glad you like the roses.
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Say, are you catching a cold?
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I… I'm aller… [SNEEZES]
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Allergic to roses!
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Oh, Millie.
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[SNEEZES]
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Elwood, just please, go away.
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And take these roses with you.
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Gesundheit.
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[SNEEZES]
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Agnes, I don't understand.
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No other computer contains
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as much recorded knowledge as yours.
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You're the star of all
the mechanical brains.
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But… whenever I follow your
advice I seem to louse things up.
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[BEEPING]
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Agnes, what's the matter?
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[BEEPING FRANTICALLY]
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Agnes, stop that.
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Stop it.
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[BEEPING ESCALATES]
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That's ridiculous,
she's a wonderful girl.
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Better girl? Who?
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Who, Agnes?
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Agnes, tell me who.
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Agnes, who?
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Who is it? Who?
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Who, Agnes? Who is it?
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Agnes? Who?
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Here are 220 pages
of data, curves, graphs,
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the latest astronomical
factors involving the flight.
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Now feed all the pertinent
questions to Agnes.
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She has to come up
with answers in a week.
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I guarantee it.
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Remember, an error of one millisecond
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can cause a 400,000 mile
divergence from the trajectory.
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Do you understand the problem?
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Yes. Can this new spacecraft
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execute six eccentric orbits
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around the planet Venus
and return to Earth safely.
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Right. Now let Agnes work it out.
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Yes, sir.
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You better be careful here, Agnes.
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Better correct escape velocity
for solar radiation factor.
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Give answer.
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Now, stop that.
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Just give the escape
velocity and forget about Millie.
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Yes, yes, we've got a date tonight.
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The truth is I'm scared.
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I've got to impress
her… It's now or never.
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How?
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Name someone inferior to me, please.
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Walter Holmes?
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Walter with the red sports car?
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Walter with the suntan and the muscles?
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Introduce Walter and Millie?
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Are you sure?
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Oh, all right, I'll try it.
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Hello, Walter, this is Jim Elwood.
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What are you doing for dinner tonight?
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[SNICKERS]
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He insisted that we stop by
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for a drink before dinner.
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MAN: Come in.
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Walter, this is Millie.
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Millie, this is Walter.
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Elwood, you didn't tell me
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Millie has the most incredible eyes.
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Tell you?
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Thank you, Walter.
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Come on in, come on in.
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I'll get the door.
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Nectar for a goddess.
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Looks just like an
ordinary martini to me.
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It is nectar.
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All this time at Superdata
and we've never met.
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MILLIE: Shall we make up for lost time?
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WALTER: You bet.
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Do you like sports car races?
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00:16:21,253 --> 00:16:23,129
MILLIE: I've never been to one.
280
00:16:23,213 --> 00:16:25,466
I've got a Mustang 500
that I'm driving this weekend.
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00:16:25,550 --> 00:16:27,468
It sounds dangerous.
282
00:16:27,552 --> 00:16:29,805
Danger adds spice to living
283
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,808
and my car does 160.
284
00:16:31,892 --> 00:16:34,894
Astronauts do 17,000 miles an hour.
285
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17,000.
286
00:16:37,690 --> 00:16:39,818
Would you like to drive my little bug?
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I'd love to.
288
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Hello.
290
00:16:44,073 --> 00:16:45,282
Oh, hello T.T.
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00:16:45,366 --> 00:16:48,495
Yes, he's here, hold on.
292
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[WHISPERING] Supervisor, for you.
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00:16:51,416 --> 00:16:53,125
Hello.
294
00:16:53,209 --> 00:16:55,087
Sorry to spoil your evening, Jim,
295
00:16:55,171 --> 00:16:56,922
but this is an emergency.
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SUPERVISOR: Washington insists
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that blast off of Venus Project
be advanced three days.
298
00:17:02,137 --> 00:17:03,597
We need your data.
299
00:17:03,681 --> 00:17:06,101
Right. Can you get on it right away?
300
00:17:06,185 --> 00:17:08,103
Good. See you in an hour.
301
00:17:08,187 --> 00:17:12,024
All right, goodbye.
302
00:17:12,108 --> 00:17:13,526
I'm sorry, Millie,
303
00:17:13,610 --> 00:17:15,279
but I have to get back on the job.
304
00:17:15,363 --> 00:17:17,030
I'll have to take you home.
305
00:17:17,114 --> 00:17:18,867
And deprive me of
taking Millie to dinner?
306
00:17:18,951 --> 00:17:20,535
That sounds lovely.
307
00:17:20,619 --> 00:17:22,288
Well, really, you…
308
00:17:22,372 --> 00:17:23,914
Just because you get hung up,
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00:17:23,998 --> 00:17:25,834
you don't want to ruin Millie's evening,
310
00:17:25,918 --> 00:17:26,960
do you, old man?
311
00:17:27,044 --> 00:17:29,630
-No, but…
-Good! You're a nice guy.
312
00:17:29,714 --> 00:17:31,132
I hope you understand, Jim.
313
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,635
Perhaps tomorrow night.
314
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:36,931
Yeah… sure.
315
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:39,809
Well, good night.
316
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,061
Uh, excuse me.
317
00:17:41,145 --> 00:17:42,730
Uh, Elwood?
318
00:17:42,814 --> 00:17:45,066
Uh, say, Elwood, uh,
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00:17:45,150 --> 00:17:47,736
you and Mill don't have anything special
320
00:17:47,820 --> 00:17:48,905
going for you, do you?
321
00:17:48,989 --> 00:17:49,780
"Mill"?
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00:17:49,864 --> 00:17:51,157
Millie.
323
00:17:51,241 --> 00:17:53,827
-Well, no, not exactly, but…
-Fine. Fine.
324
00:17:53,911 --> 00:17:55,329
I don't like to cut in
on closed territory.
325
00:17:55,413 --> 00:17:57,916
Thanks for the all clear.
326
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,500
Good night.
327
00:17:59,584 --> 00:18:02,004
And good luck.
328
00:18:02,088 --> 00:18:05,968
WALTER: Now, uh, where were we, Mill?
329
00:18:10,015 --> 00:18:12,017
No, no, no!
330
00:18:12,101 --> 00:18:15,021
Agnes, forget the radiation factor.
331
00:18:15,105 --> 00:18:17,106
Will you concentrate?
332
00:18:17,190 --> 00:18:18,943
Now answer this:
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00:18:19,027 --> 00:18:21,862
Do new conditions permit
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00:18:21,946 --> 00:18:28,371
six successful eccentric
orbits of Venus and reentry?
335
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:29,288
Go ahead.
336
00:18:36,465 --> 00:18:38,801
Agnes, concentrate.
337
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:42,305
[RAPID BEEPING]
338
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:45,392
All right, all right, I'll tell you.
339
00:18:50,733 --> 00:18:53,403
Walter and Millie had… martinis
340
00:18:53,487 --> 00:18:56,614
and Walter took Millie to dinner…
341
00:18:56,698 --> 00:18:59,034
And I'm starved.
342
00:18:59,118 --> 00:19:00,786
Why did you tell me
343
00:19:00,870 --> 00:19:06,043
to introduce Millie to
that… that sex fiend?
344
00:19:06,127 --> 00:19:08,504
I will not give her up, I love her!
345
00:19:08,588 --> 00:19:11,508
And what's more, and I'm
going to make her love me.
346
00:19:11,592 --> 00:19:13,928
[DOOR OPENS]
347
00:19:14,012 --> 00:19:15,972
Has all the new data been
stored in her memory units?
348
00:19:16,056 --> 00:19:17,391
Yes, sir.
349
00:19:17,475 --> 00:19:18,350
Fine, then let's get to work.
350
00:19:18,434 --> 00:19:21,604
Ready, Jim?
351
00:19:21,688 --> 00:19:23,606
Question:
352
00:19:23,690 --> 00:19:25,860
Do new conditions permit
353
00:19:25,944 --> 00:19:32,285
six successful eccentric
orbits of Venus and reentry?
354
00:19:32,369 --> 00:19:34,829
What the devil does that mean?
355
00:19:34,913 --> 00:19:37,708
I… I don't know…
I think it's Russian.
356
00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:38,792
What?
357
00:19:38,876 --> 00:19:40,754
Wait, please.
358
00:19:40,838 --> 00:19:42,547
Translate into English.
359
00:19:42,631 --> 00:19:43,925
Into English.
360
00:19:53,895 --> 00:19:57,066
She… She's a little disturbed.
361
00:19:57,150 --> 00:19:58,568
Do something, Jim.
362
00:19:58,652 --> 00:20:00,528
We've got to have that information.
363
00:20:00,612 --> 00:20:03,157
I believe I can get the answers, sir,
364
00:20:03,241 --> 00:20:05,409
if you'll just leave me alone with her.
365
00:20:05,493 --> 00:20:06,871
All right, Jim.
366
00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:17,257
I'll be fired… Is that what you want?
367
00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:19,177
[COMPUTER BEEPING]
368
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,513
I don't know what to do.
369
00:20:21,598 --> 00:20:25,101
I'm going to get help.
370
00:20:25,185 --> 00:20:29,106
Don't go away.
371
00:20:29,190 --> 00:20:31,109
[DOORBELL BUZZING]
372
00:20:31,193 --> 00:20:34,113
[JAZZ MUSIC]
373
00:20:34,197 --> 00:20:36,115
[DOORBELL BUZZING]
374
00:20:36,199 --> 00:20:37,951
Oh, you.
375
00:20:38,035 --> 00:20:39,869
I know it's late, but I need help.
376
00:20:39,953 --> 00:20:41,122
Take it easy, old man.
377
00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:45,210
Jimmy boy!
378
00:20:45,294 --> 00:20:48,965
Uh… Walter, you're a senior programmer.
379
00:20:49,049 --> 00:20:50,550
Agnes is all fouled up.
380
00:20:50,634 --> 00:20:52,344
I need help.
381
00:20:52,428 --> 00:20:55,180
Sure, anything at all,
old boy, in the morning.
382
00:20:55,264 --> 00:20:56,808
That's too late. Now.
383
00:20:56,892 --> 00:20:58,643
And leave this lovely girl all alone?
384
00:20:58,727 --> 00:21:00,396
-Don't be silly.
-[GLASSES CLINK]
385
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,064
MILLIE: Don't worry, Jim.
386
00:21:02,148 --> 00:21:04,568
Wally will help you in the morning.
387
00:21:04,652 --> 00:21:06,444
Sure. Well, good night, Millie.
388
00:21:06,528 --> 00:21:07,571
I'm sorry…
389
00:21:13,246 --> 00:21:18,334
Where did she ever
learn to dance like that?
390
00:21:18,418 --> 00:21:25,093
Millie… what did I ever do to you?
391
00:21:25,177 --> 00:21:27,597
Why do you want to ruin my life?
392
00:21:27,681 --> 00:21:33,437
Why do you hate me?
393
00:21:33,521 --> 00:21:34,606
Make sense.
394
00:21:40,238 --> 00:21:45,202
Stop speaking in riddles.
395
00:21:45,286 --> 00:21:50,792
You mean… you were jealous of Millie?
396
00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:52,878
You wanted me all to yourself?
397
00:21:52,962 --> 00:21:54,964
No, that's impossible.
398
00:21:55,048 --> 00:21:58,052
I'm going crazy.
399
00:21:58,136 --> 00:22:00,304
You're just a machine.
400
00:22:00,388 --> 00:22:03,225
You're just a bunch of
grids and computer circuits.
401
00:22:03,309 --> 00:22:07,813
You're nothing but a bunch
of tubes and data drops.
402
00:22:07,897 --> 00:22:10,400
You're just a fancy
automatic tape recorder.
403
00:22:10,484 --> 00:22:14,239
You can't love or hate!
404
00:22:14,323 --> 00:22:16,158
[BEEPING]
405
00:22:41,357 --> 00:22:42,691
But it's amazing, sir.
406
00:22:42,775 --> 00:22:44,235
Jim Elwood is one of the finest
407
00:22:44,319 --> 00:22:45,569
computer programmers in the country.
408
00:22:45,653 --> 00:22:47,071
So was Fred Danziger
409
00:22:47,155 --> 00:22:48,699
he couldn't handle Agnes, either.
410
00:22:48,783 --> 00:22:53,871
I'm positive I can.
411
00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:57,376
Elwood!
412
00:22:57,460 --> 00:22:59,921
[WOODENLY] Two and
two are four, shut the door.
413
00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:02,883
Two and four are six, pick up sticks.
414
00:23:02,967 --> 00:23:04,885
It'll be all right, Jim.
415
00:23:04,969 --> 00:23:07,889
You've been working very
hard and we appreciate it.
416
00:23:07,973 --> 00:23:11,644
How about a long, long leave of absence?
417
00:23:11,728 --> 00:23:14,606
Meantime, Walter will take over.
418
00:23:14,690 --> 00:23:16,650
You?
419
00:23:16,734 --> 00:23:19,487
Oh, no, you don't have a chance.
420
00:23:19,571 --> 00:23:21,489
She knows all about you and Millie.
421
00:23:21,573 --> 00:23:24,243
[LAUGHING DEMENTEDLY]
422
00:23:24,327 --> 00:23:30,585
You haven't got a chance.
423
00:23:30,669 --> 00:23:32,587
Watch out for that female.
424
00:23:32,671 --> 00:23:35,758
Watch out for that femme fatale.
425
00:23:39,638 --> 00:23:41,515
He was a good man.
426
00:23:41,599 --> 00:23:43,434
Well, do your best, Walter.
427
00:23:43,518 --> 00:23:45,103
Don't worry, sir,
428
00:23:45,187 --> 00:23:47,272
I'll have the answers
to the Venus Project
429
00:23:47,356 --> 00:23:48,733
in no time at all.
430
00:24:03,501 --> 00:24:06,880
NARRATOR: Advice to
all future male scientists:
431
00:24:06,964 --> 00:24:09,717
Be sure you understand the opposite sex
432
00:24:09,801 --> 00:24:12,971
especially if you intend
being a computer expert.
433
00:24:13,055 --> 00:24:15,725
Otherwise you may find
yourself like poor Elwood,
434
00:24:15,809 --> 00:24:18,728
defeated by a jealous machine,
435
00:24:18,812 --> 00:24:20,398
a most dangerous sort of female
436
00:24:20,482 --> 00:24:23,151
whose victims are forever banished
437
00:24:23,235 --> 00:24:26,405
to the Twilight Zone.
438
00:24:29,826 --> 00:24:31,578
PRESENTER: And now, Mr. Serling.
439
00:24:31,662 --> 00:24:33,247
Next on The Twilight Zone,
440
00:24:33,331 --> 00:24:34,874
the stalwart typewriter
of Richard Matheson
441
00:24:34,958 --> 00:24:36,709
brings us a most intriguing tale
442
00:24:36,793 --> 00:24:39,004
of riders, pale horses
and peeks into the future.
443
00:24:39,088 --> 00:24:41,424
It stars Diana Hyland
and it concerns itself
444
00:24:41,508 --> 00:24:44,511
with some very unlooked for
and some unpredictable events.
445
00:24:44,595 --> 00:24:46,139
It's called "Spur of the Moment"
446
00:24:46,223 --> 00:24:48,182
and it's recommended for those of you
447
00:24:48,266 --> 00:24:50,602
who'd like to take a look at
the next page of the calendar
448
00:24:50,686 --> 00:24:52,479
before its time.
449
00:24:52,563 --> 00:24:54,816
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"Spur of the Moment."
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