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- Previously on

- Previously on
"Southern Charm"...

- Who is that?

- Want to meet
your little brother?

- Well, there's a new saint in
the Holy City.

- Here's to Julien,
my little uncircumcised boy.

- Even though Saint Julien's
arrival doesn't

absolve T-Rav of all his sins,
it just may have the power

to get the hot mess express
back on track.

This is much different than
after our first baby, huh?

- Mm-hmm.

- And just when Landon decided
to take her biggest risk...

- Maybe I love you.

- She was swiftly
cut back down to size.

- The angel investors
that I know in New York,

they would laugh you
out of the room.

- Meanwhile, when Patricia
invited over all the laddies

to celebrate
Thomas' new baby...

- Whoa.
[laughter]

- It quickly devolved
into a question of

who's the daddy?

- Test was inconclusive.

- [groans]
Oh, Jesus.

- We hope that it's yours.

- It wouldn't be the first time
she's told big time lies.

- Duh.

We were all thinking it.

[Mia Sable's "It's Easy"]

- ♪ Mm-hmm,
he's got money ♪

♪ He's in magazines ♪

♪ He's got more honeys ♪

♪ Than any honeybee ♪

♪ Ba-ba doo ♪

♪ Ba-ba dee-ee-ee ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ As the birds and the bees
and the one, two, threes ♪

♪ Mm-hmm ♪

[upbeat jazzy music]

♪ ♪

- Ooh.

[gasps]

[both laugh]

Oh, my goodness.
- That's Chauncey.

The granddog.
- I'll take a granddog any day.

[playful music]

- So I just put down Kensie.

- Julien.

- My goodness, he has changed
in just one week.

- I know.

[club music]

[knocking]

- Hello, how are you doing?
- Hey, how you doing?

- Good to see you again.
- You too.

Oh, this place is coming
together, all right, Kathryn.

- How are you?
- Good, how are you?

You look good.
- You look nice.

Thank you.
- You too.

- Yeah, the little man's
right over there.

- Oh, wow.

Look how tiny he is.

- I know.
He's a little wee one.

- Aww.

- Who do you think
he looks like?

Thomas or me?
[chuckles]

- The nose is Thomas,
but the eyes are you.

- Aww.
Yeah.

- Let's be honest,

all babies look the same.

But Kathryn looks really happy.

Maybe it doesn't matter
who the real dad is.

What's it like
having two now?

- Honestly, much easier
than I thought.

- Yeah?

- Like, I'm really proud
of Thomas.

He's stepping up to the plate,
you know?

- That's good.

- Hey.
I'm Daddy.

- [sneezes]
- Bless you.

There you go.
Here. Yush.

Hmm?

- With Kensie, I felt like

I was, like, always fighting
with Thomas.

I mean,
I used to try to control him

all the time, you know?
- Really?

- Right now it feels like

the family that I've always
wanted is kind of

within reach.

Something's clicking
this time.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

It's almost there.

- When's he start to do stuff?

- I don't know.

[upbeat jazzy music]

♪ ♪

- Tomás!
- J.D., what's up?

- How you doing, brother?
- Hi, good to see you.

- Good to see you, all right.
- It's hot out there.

- Oh, let's get
something to drink.

- Hi, gentlemen.
- Hey, gorgeous, how are you?

- How are you doing today?

Can I get you two
anything to drink?

- Gentry and ginger, please.

- Uh, sauvignon blanc.

Okay.
- Sure.

- So how's the
world of Tómas?

- Well, I'm--

a little conflicted.

Patricia just threw a party to
celebrate the birth of my child

where I was interrogated.

- Thomas, are you gonna do
another paternal-type test?

- I don't know anybody
that's ever had to have

one paternity test,
and you've had to have two.

- Well, you know,
my heart's in the right place.

Right?
- Yeah.

But still, I'm, you know,

having to listen to all this.
- Yeah.

Well, it's because
we all care about you.

The whole scenario is tough.

- But I--I do think
that Kathryn,

she's done a 180.

She's being the sweet Kathryn
that I know and love,

the person that
I want to be with.

And ultimately I would love for
us to live under one roof.

- Be careful what you wish for.
- Yeah.

- [laughs]

I think it's in
his best interest

to have a paternity test.

But at the same time,

Thomas is such
a gentlemen that

even if he knew
that baby wasn't his,

he would say it was.

- I mean, she's my family.

And ultimately, I would love
for us--all of us--

to accept that.

So that's why I'm hosting
a dinner party,

Friday, to showcase my house,

and to celebrate the birth
of my new son.

A lot of people have been
judgmental,

but I feel a need
to have their support.

I think with their wind
at my back,

Kathryn and I can make
even more progress.

- Are you gonna invite
Whitney and Patricia?

- Um.

No.

Kathryn, obviously, is coming.

I mean, last thing I want to do

is create an environment
where there's arguments.

- What about Landon?

Kathryn seems to
really enjoy her.

- Beating up on her?
- [laughs]

- You know, I think
that we're gonna invite Landon.

- Oh. Okay.

- You know, we can
work out differences.

You know, I feel like I need
to give this a try.

I really want Landon and Kathryn
to be friends

because I enjoy Landon's
company.

I--I don't want to make
her enemies my enemies.

- No.

- It's not the
Hatfields and McCoys.

We're not in West Virginia.
- [laughs]

[jazzy music]

- This is my favorite soup
in the whole world.

- Coconut soup.

- You could just, like, have
this and everything's better.

- Yes.
- Let's start with wine.

All right, you're set.
I'll follow you out there.

- I haven't seen you
in a few days.

- I know.

- Whatever happened with
that meeting you had going on?

- Well, it didn't go
as well as planned.

[sighs]
You know.

And I kind of fáááed up.

He wanted to see, like,
the whole prototype ready to go

and I'm just not there yet.

You know, I've never
programmed a website.

I mean, I've just been, like

floundering around
for years now.

Doing, you know, jumping
from one thing to another.

- Then you have to put
100% into it.

- I'm not just fáááing around.

- I'm just saying that, like,

there's a lot of
great jobs out there

that actually pay salaries
and give you, like,

health benefits, and like,
give you stability and security,

like...

And that's the only thing
that's upsetting is that

I feel like ever since
you got divorced,

you just don't have
that security.

- I just don't understand why
you--like--

you're getting upset
about my stability.

It's just like, you know,
I just like hear Mom's voice

in my head, like,
"Well, if you had just

stayed married, this
wouldn't be your problem."

- You know, my generation,
we came from a different place.

We--you just kind of
powered yourself through

some of those rough times.

- I just get worried,
that's all.

- I'm the oldest sister
and I feel like

just the youngest,
like I feel like

I'm just getting left behind.

You got your salon.

Cameron's about to have
a second baby.

What do I have? Nothing.
[laughs]

It's difficult.

Everything's just
always come really easy for me.

But now, I'm starting my life
all over again.

And that reality of being single
is really setting in.

My career is a mess.

I confessed my love
to my best friend.

I mean, it's just--
- Wait, it's--back up.

[dramatic music pounds]

[hip-hop instrumental music]

- So what's going on?

- So I was over at Landon's.

I brought a bottle of wine over.
- Oh, really?

- Go ahead.
- So good.

- Landon and I had a little talk
about my private, personal life.

And she turned to me
and was like,

"I'm--I'm in love with you."

- She told me too.

- She did?

- I've told you
for a long time that

I thought she
was in love with you.

- I mean, I've always sort of
been in love with him.

- It's just weird, you know,
he's like your brother.

- Don't make this weirder
than it already is, please.

- I know, he's not your brother.
- You're right.

- He's always like
your best friend.

- I mean, he still is
my best friend...

- I mean, I guess
they always say that works.

- But I think
I might have kind of

messed that up, too,
the other night.

When I was trying to, like,
pour my heart out to him,

he literally laughed in my face.

- I was sort of speechless.

- That is the worst.

When a girl professes her love
and you just sit there.

- I was like--
I didn't know what to say.

She said,
"You're my best friend."

And I was like,
"Best friend? Okay."

She goes, "Isn't that the basis
for any long-term relationship?"

I said, "Well, yeah, but--"
- If there's chemistry.

- Are you sexually
attracted to him?

- Yeah.

I mean, he's handsome.
He's tall.

We have so much fun together.

- Just get really drunk
one night...

- No, Bam, I'm not--that's not
it, you're not listening.

- If it's good sex,
then you have the chemistry.

- This isn't just like,
"Oh, I want to bang you."

It's like, we are adults.

Like he--just turned 36.

Like we're not
getting any younger.

I mean, it's...
- He's 36?

- [sighs]

- He doesn't act 36.

- Do you think
I'm in love with her?

- You're emotionally stunted
when it comes to these things.

Are you attracted to her?

Does she tickle your pickle?

- I mean,
when Landon moved back

from LA, I was like,

"What up? Just got divorced.
Cool."

- How come you two
never hooked up?

- The one that got away.

- [giggles]
I'm back, baby.

- And I think I pulled her
into a closet

and hooked up with her.
Like I was--

- What do you mean
you think you did?

- Again.

That's a move of mine.

Spontaneity is my move.
I'm way into it.

Girls like it too, trust me,
they love it.

But if we slept together,
the dynamic would change.

- What if the sex is bad?

And then you're like,
"The sex is bad,

I don't want to be with him."

- I mean, I guess you're right.

I hadn't really
thought about it like that.

- No, until you have
sex with him,

you don't really
know anything.

- She just strikes me as, like,

not the kind of person
that wants to be slept with

in a casual manner.

- Most girls don't.
- [chuckles]

- Shep.
- I know.

You think we should just
give it a shot?

- Yeah.

Coming up...

- Cancelling the dinner.
- No, you're not.

- I'm leaving.
- No.

- I will jump out the window.
- Thomas, Thomas, stop.

- I'm not gonna sit here and--
- Thomas, Thomas--Thomas!

- Sanctimonious bitch,
get out of here.

- Thomas, Thomas, Thomas.
- Go, leave.

- I'm out, I'm out.
- All right.

Let's bring on
the first course.

[military drums]

[jazzy music]

♪ ♪

- Hey.

- Hi, Daddy.
- How you doing?

Mm.
- Good to see you.

Hey.

[kisses twice]

- Say hey to Daddy, Kensie.

- Hey.

Daddy--come here.
[babbling]

I'm feeling good right now.

How's my baby girl?

Kathryn's in a good place.

We are having a good time.

- Want to show Daddy
your new room?

- Huh?

Come on, let's go upstairs.

Show Da-Da.

Show me your room.

Come on.

- How cute is that?
- Wow!

- So, yeah, this is her space.
- I like the giraffe.

You like it here?

- Feels like home to her now.
- Yeah.

- Wow.
- Whee!

- [giggles]
- Whee!

We're not in
a traditional marriage.

- Hey, Kensie.

- But there are times like this
when sometimes I think

perhaps it could work.

Well, listen, I want to
talk to you about this party.

- Your dinner party?
- Yeah.

- You want to chat about that?
- Sure, yeah.

- Okay.
Uh, Dierdre.

- Hi!
- Hey.

Can you come grab her?

- Hi, sweetie.
- [crying]

- I need to talk with Mommy
a second.

I really like the--
the new nanny.

- She's awesome.
- With two babies,

we need backup, so.

Let me go over this, uh, list.

Um, I think it's
only appropriate that

this party not include those
who've not been very supportive.

And so Whitney and Patricia
are not on the list, but--

- Well that was nice
of you, thank you.

- Thus far here's who I've, uh,

who I have--Cooper.
Cooper Ray;

Shep Rose;
Craig Conover

and his girlfriend, Naomie...
- Mm-hmm.

- J.D. and Liz;
Cameran;

uh, Landon;

and Danny.

I think that'd be a good
group of people I want--

- You know what,
I'm confused because

you said you didn't invite
Whitney and Patricia because

they haven't been supportive.
- Mm-hmm.

- And Landon has not
been supportive.

She has been malicious.

- Um.

I value my friendship
with Landon.

One of life's simple pleasures
is just to be in her company.

And she's got that
million dollar smile.

I--obviously want people there
that you're comfortable with.

- Like, I get along with
everyone, you know that.

This is our party
so fááá off.

Got it?

- Yeah. Sure.

- So that's the only person
I'm uncomfortable with.

- Yeah.

- Especially if it's a
celebratory dinner

for my child.

- I know it's not 100%,
um, to your liking,

but um, I mean, that's--

that's the list
I would like to include.

- You're putting me in
a really bad position.

- Uh-huh.
- So.

- But you can rise above it
and be the bigger person.

- I am rising above it.
I'm being the bigger person.

Landon is this social climber.

And she sees Thomas
and she hears the name Ravenel

and she doesn't care about
stepping over me and into

Thomas' life.

But I really--
- Want me to change everything.

- Am not going to go
if she's there.

- I knew this was gonna happen.

You created all this bullsháá.

- Don't be a--
you need to calm down.

- I've been putting up
with this sháá for two years.

- What is wrong with you?

- I'm cancelling the dinner.
- No, you're not.

- Sit down.
Stop!

- I'll cancel the whole thing.
- Why?

- I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
- Thomas, sit down.

Please, listen to me.

I can't talk to you if--
- I have to go.

I'm leaving.
- No.

Because you're not gonna just--
- I'll go out the window then.

[dramatic music]

I will jump out the window.

- Thomas, Thomas--
hey, hey, hey.

Thomas, stop.

Let's sit down and
have a conversation.

We're trying to talk it out.
I'm just confused.

This is the old
Thomas and Kathryn.

And maybe he's
going back there,

but I can't go back there.

- You're saying you don't
want her there.

- No, I do, I don't care if she
comes, I don't want you--

- You've been perfectly clear.
- No, no, please listen to me.

I don't care if Landon
comes to the party.

[groans]

- Fáááing motherfáááer.

- You need to chill out, I don't
know what's wrong with you.

You need to calm down.

We are so close to being

what I've wanted us to be
for like three years.

All I can focus on
is pleasing Thomas,

not even myself.

You know, I'm not
friends with Landon,

but I welcome her
to come to your party

because it is your party.

And I will stand by you
and support you.

- Mm-kay.

- I just want you
on my side.

- Kay.
- I want you to stand up for me.

- Well that sounds
fair enough.

[tense jazzy music]

♪ ♪

Okay

All right.

[bombastic jazzy music]

♪ ♪

[phone trilling]

- Hey, what's up, Cammy?

So I wanted to swing by
and see your new place.

- Okay, cool, yeah,
that's perfect.

Come see it.
- Perfect.

♪ ♪

[knocking]

- Hey.
- Hey, buddy.

- Welcome.
- I love this street.

- Thank you.
Well, come on in.

- Oh, that's great.
- Kind of messy.

You want a drink
or snacks or anything?

- Um, "snacks."
- Soda?

- No, I'm good.
- We have candy.

- Thank you, though.

- That new shiny thing
on your finger.

- Oh.
Jason got it for me.

- Oh, yeah?
- [indistinct] Yeah.

- Does that mean
everything's going okay?

- Well, I went and saw
a therapist.

- Really?

- To talk about
my issues with having a kid.

- Wow.

- Jason, he's gonna be
41 years old.

And I know he would like a kid.
- Oh.

- So...

- But that wasn't your decision
or your thought process

when you were like
saying yes to be married?

- Before we even got engaged,

I told Jason, I said,
"You know,

"if having a kid is
non-negotiable for you,

don't marry me."

But he still married me, so.

- Well, because you always
think, like, you could

convince them later on.

- [sighs]

Speaking of babies,

I got the invite

to the dinner party.

- Um.
I have to check my schedule.

- Don't be worried about
Kathryn, like, you know.

Everyone deserves
second chances.

Thomas said to Kathryn

he wants to make it work this
time and he'll take care of her.

- You know, I--I'm a big
believer in second chances,

but you have to exhibit,
not just, you know,

one time but a pattern of...

- Consistent behavior.

- A consistent positive
behavior, yeah.

With Thomas and Kathryn,

you never know if

they're on
or if they're off,

if they love each other
or they hate each other.

It changes day to day.

- Look, Kathryn was volatile
last year.

But, you know, I do think

that she's changed
for the better.

And, you know,
the last few months

hanging out with her,
I've only seen this nice, calm

collected, responsible girl.

Maybe you can see
the positive side to,

you know, having a child

instead of all the negative.

- I don't know.
It could be a good test.

You know, to see how she

and Thomas can exhibit

calm, normal

emotionally healthy behavior.

- Well, good,
you think you're gonna come?

- Okay.

- Sweet.

I mean, you guys were
all over me last year about

what I should do in life, and
now somehow I'm the mediator.

- Oh, God.

Coming up...

- I just want someone
that's like--can hang with us.

- Oh, God, yes.

- I just don't want to, like,

disappoint everybody.

[upbeat jazzy music]

- I really do have to get
a dress, like, ASAP.

And since it's the first time
seeing everyone,

I kind of want
to look amazing.

I know I'm not like
the size I used to be,

like super-duper, like, thin,
like Gumby,

but I have curves,
I'm a woman.

I kind of want to show it off.
- You're a woman now.

[British accent] I would like
to look elegant, my darling.

- All right.

This would be gorgeous on you.

- That's gonna show everything.
I need to get a corset.

- Mm-hmm.

- I have entered a
new phase in my life.

I'm being a lady.
I'm being an adult.

And I--I don't know,
I just want people

when they see me
to see that.

Um, hold on one second.
Jennifer's calling me.

Hello?

- Hey, what's up?

- Um, I've been like
so busy with the baby.

I don't even know, like what
my schedule's gonna be, but I--

Um, you know, he's been over
and he's been supportive.

- Listen, I'm with Cooper

so, um, let me
give you a call later.

- Okay, I sure will.

- Bye.

- So what was that about?

- I don't know.
I just--

you know, I've been like
dodging her calls.

I haven't really, like,
spoken to her so I felt like

I needed to answer that.

Thomas has made it very clear
that if I'm gonna be

back in his life,
Jennifer can't be in mine.

- I don't think she's hel--
a healthy person

to have in our relationship.
- Mm-hmm.

But I'm starting to like really
think, you know, some of

the people that warned me about
her are right, you know?

- You think?

[chuckles]

Let's make you pretty.
- Yes, let's get--

- Er.
Prettier.

- [sighs]
Thank you.

[upbeat big band music]

- You ready?

Gorgeous.

- You like?
- I love it.

But if you feel like

I'm making you into Patricia--

- Cruella De Vil.

- [chuckles]

- Oops.

[playful music]

♪ ♪

[knocking]

[bell rings]

- Hello.
- Hi, how are you?

- Very good.
Good to see you again.

- Nice to see you as well.

- Right this way, ma'am.

- Hello.
- Hi there.

- How are you?

- I'm well.
- Thank you for having me.

- Mwuah.
- [giggles]

- Well, it's--
that time.

- It certainly is that time.

- What would--what would
you like, my dear?

- I might to have one of--
your famous martinis.

- Sure.

- A madam's medicine?
- Yes, please, yes, please.

- Look, we look like nuns.
- I know, we're like two--

we're matching.
- Two nuns.

Well, I called you over

because the other night,
I had kind of a man's dinner...

- Yeah.
- In honor of Thomas.

And I heard you and Shep
were an item now.

[maracas rattle]

- No, I don't...
- Did I miss something?

- [giggles]

I'm not surprised.
It's a small town.

And information, it gets around
very quickly.

When he was over
at my house the other night,

I just--you know,
I told him how I felt, and...

- How did he react?

- He just sort of laughed.

- He laughed?
- Yeah.

I didn't--I didn't
know what to do.

- I remember how upset you were
by the divorce.

- Yeah.
- And it probably has made you

a little reticent and reluctant.
- Oh, I'm terrified.

I mean, I--
- But you know what?

- Yeah.
- You have to get over it.

- I know, I'm sorry.
- You have to just

jump back in.

How you and I are different
is that when I knew

it was over...

- Cut. Done.
Yeah.

- Onward and upward.

No man is worth
crying over.

- I'm sorry.

- All right, what if you kind of
changed your image a little bit?

Vamp it up, kind of
classic, but sexy.

- But being sexy sometimes
makes me feel uncomfortable.

- Well, I think you
got to get over that.

- Yeah.
- Because you're beautiful...

- Thank you.
- And young.

So I would, um,

capitalize on it.
- Mm.

- In my day, we never went
outside unless we were made up,

but women today,
they just look ghastly.

When you look like you've been
shot out of a cannon,

you just can't be attractive
to the opposite sex.

Well, if things
don't work out with Shep,

maybe you could reform Thomas.

[tense jazzy music]

He's not unattractive.

There's something to be said
for older men.

- No, and that's true.

The problem with Thomas now
is you have to deal

with Kathryn forever.
[giggles]

- Well, yeah.

- So it's like do I want to be
co-parenting with that?

No way.

[cymbal shimmers]

[upbeat electronic music]

♪ ♪

- What's up?
- Hey, man.

Good to see you.
- What brings you here, man?

- I just came for lunch
with my mom.

- Very nice.
- Got a table for us, bud?

- Yeah, yeah, let's go.

It's good to see you, man.
- Good to see you, buddy, yeah.

- Hey.
- This way, this way.

- Hey, Fran.
- Hi, sweetie, how are you?

- Good to see you.
- See you.

- Hey, buddy.
Here, have a seat.

- So what's going on?

- We'll let you order for me.
You've never done me wrong.

- All right, cool.
- Yeah.

- So how's, uh,

the granddaughters slash
my nieces doing?

- Great.

Had an unbelievable, uh,
fourth birthday for Louisa.

- Gosh.
Three granddaughters, Mom.

- I know.
I love it.

- You've got enough
grandchildren, right?

- Yeah, no, somebody cranks up.
It won't be you, but...

[laughs]

- Not anytime soon.

In my family, I mean,

my sister's the smartest one

and then me and my brother
are sort of buffoons.

But he's now
married with a kid on the way.

So I'm just treading water.

I've just had
sort of a

little, personal hiccup

in the dating scene.

- Well, I do love you...
- But I wanted to tell you--

- Like, I really do.

But, like,
I want commitment.

And you...don't.

- Well, it's all about

the right person coming along.

- I just want someone
that's like--

can hang with us and...

- I do too.

- Can go to the yacht club,
go to Linville,

go to Palm Beach,

and be totally seamless.

That's what I want.

I mean, that's what
you guys want, right, like?

- Oh, God, yes.

But you have to be
excited by her too.

And have fun together.

- I think my standards
are too high, maybe.

- I honestly think that
the older you are,

the more likely you are to
find the right person.

- I just don't want to, like,

disappoint everybody.

My parents' approval
is amazingly important.

I wouldn't do anything

to make their life
uncomfortable.

It can ruin a family
if you bring home somebody

someone doesn't get along with.

Um, there's another
side to that coin.

Um.

Landon sort of dropped
a little bomb on me.

Uh, she said, "You know,
I always thought

"when you were ready,
you would choose me

because I'm in love with you."

[dramatic music pounds]

Oh, my...

- Oh, gosh.

- You've met Landon.
- Yeah.

- We're like close,
we're friends.

- Play-pals, yeah.
- Yeah.

But I'm of the ilk that, like,
either it happens

in the beginning or it's not--
probably shouldn't happen.

- Yeah, I don't know
about that, but...

- You don't?

- Well, I mean, the interest
has to be there from the get-go.

The--some sort of attraction.
- Right.

But I can't just pick up
in the middle of a friendship

like, "Oh.
I'm in love with you."

You know, like...
- Yeah.

It happens.

- It happens?

Landon would be perfect

for someone like me,
honestly.

She's well-traveled,
smart, and she's beautiful,

but she can be
a real pit bull.

- She's lucky she was invited.

If she doesn't show up,
who cares?

- It's not her best side.

- You know, Shepard,

I want you to be happy.

Marriage is not the
end-all to be-all.

You got to find the right person
at the right stage in life.

And if it means having kids
or not having kids

then that's okay too.
- I do want kids.

I'm really good with kids.
- You love kids.

And you're great with kids.
- They like me.

- They like you.
- Yeah.

- You're a lot like them.

[laughter]

[jazzy music]

♪ ♪

- Hey!
- We're here.

We're gonna set up a few things
just over in the bar area.

- Yeah, let me show you
what we got over there.

- We're gonna get
a couple of those polished.

- We got 11 people, uh...

- Oh, this is such
a beautiful room.

- Have some hors d'oeuvres
laid out.

- Okay.
- If somebody wants to nibble.

♪ ♪

Sure to be a fun night.

♪ ♪

- Hello.

- What up, Landon?
- Hi, guys.

Hi.
- What's up?

- You look, you look very nice.
- Thanks.

Shep always sees me
at the beach or out surfing.

Let's get this
show on the road.

So I am kind of excited
for him to see me

more of a girly-girl.

Here goes nothing.

- Coming up...

- This would not be

A Thomas Ravenel sit-down dinner

without some wonderful words
of wisdom.

[joyful jazzy music]

♪ ♪

- Feel like Martha Stewart.

People are gonna start
showing up here

probably the next ten minutes.

We should probably start
popping some champagne.

Tonight is a huge night for me.

One, I want to
showcase my new home.

And secondly, I want
everyone to see

the strives that Kathryn
has made.

And that if she can show
that she's a changed woman,

and if there's a strong man
behind her,

people will be
more accepting of her.

- Tomás.

- Hey, looking good.
- Wow, man.

- How you doing, my man?

- This is nice.
- Looking good, come on in.

It is all coming together.
- Mm-hmm.

- All come together.

- Are you excited
to see the house?

- I am.
- You're gonna love it.

It's crazy.

- Hey!
- Hi, honey, how are you?

- Mwuah, mwuah.
- It's good to see you.

- Enchanté!
Ha-ha-ha.

- Mwuah.

J.D., I might have some Gentry.

- Hey.
- Hey, Shep.

- How's it going, buddy?
- All right, good to see you.

- Thomas knows how to
throw a good party.

You know it's gonna be
top-notch service.

- Glass of champagne?
- Yeah.

- For when I offer wo--wonderful
words of wisdom

after my speech.

- But, uh, you don't know
about the

other variables.

- Shep, you were saying
you wanted a consensus.

You know, when you marry a wife,
be true to who you want,

not what your father wants
or your mother.

- I was on time today because
I--I thought I'd miss a speech,

a big, uh, sort of..
- Yeah.

- Pontification.
[laughter]

[whimsical music]

- The people in this group

have not been...

very pleasant
to me at all.

However, I'm ready to show
everyone that

regardless of their behavior,

mine is gonna be on point.

- Kathryn!
- Hey.

- Wow.
- Whoa.

- Now we're all underdressed,
thanks a lot.

- Hello!
You look gorgeous.

- You look gorgeous.

- Champagne?

- No, I'd like bourbon,
of course.

- [chuckles]

- Oh, I can't wait to
get that drink.

I keep looking for it
like it's already here.

- Bring us up to speed,
what's been going on

with you two,
you wild cats?

- Well, I had a child,

and that was...
- Well, I knew that.

- Interesting.
- Well, I knew that part.

- Hi.
- Danni Baird.

- Come in.
- Hi, princess.

- Thomas, the wife hasn't seen
the, uh, house yet.

Would you mind
showing up around?

- Absolutely.

- We excited about it.

- Let's dos it.
Come on ups.

- Ooh.

- Unlike my house
on Church Street,

we've got two patios.

- Oh, this is nice.
- Yep.

- All right,
this is called the study.

- Love it.

- So this is like the TV room,
just casual.

[laughter]

- You know, it's a bachelor pad.

- You forget sometimes
'cause Thomas can be normal

and then you see this, and
you're like, "Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah,
he's a real aristocrat."

- I need to come in here
and put up pictures

of Kensie and Julien
in black and white.

- This is Kensie's room
right here.

- Oh, don't tell anybody
the color yet!

- Periwinkle.
- Damn it!

- [laughs]

- Oh, fancy.

Hello!

- Craig!
- Craig, Craig.

- Holy sháá.

This place is huge.

- All right.
- Hey, buddy.

- Good to see you.
Hey, darling.

- Hi.
- Bonsoir.

- You look nice.
- Hi.

- Hey, how are you?
- Good, how are you?

- Let me see you,
you look gorgeous.

- Nice to see you.
Hi.

[hip-hop instrumental music]

Hi.
- Landon, how are you?

- Good, how are you?

[laughter]

- I refuse to have
an awkward moment.

Just carry on.
Keep calm.

Hey.
- Hi.

Why are we all up here?

- I don't know.
- [giggles]

I don't know what to say or do
or--even how to act, really.

I'm going to the bar.

God, I'm just gonna try
to relax

and I'll just
have my cocktail in the corner.

The house looks so good.
It's really come together.

- Really amazing.

Hey, hey, Kathryn.

- Hello.
- Have you greeted Landon?

- Who?
- Landon.

- Who?

- Landon.
Have you greeted her?

- The house looks amazing.
- Thank you.

- Just get it over with.
- Okay, well, anyway...

- I'm not--I'm not trying
to make it bigger than it is,

boo boo, I'm just saying,
be the hostess.

- I'm not a--
I'm not the hostess though.

- Do you want a cigarette?
- Sure.

- I'm not--I'm not
politically correct.

- You don't want people smoking
in your house without--

- I don't give a sháá.
I grew up with people...

- I know.
- Smoking in houses, in bars.

- But now you've got children.

You don't want smoke
around the babies.

- Them--they're not
staying here yet.

- Oh, God, no.

- [laughs]
Thomas.

- Are you uncomfortable at all
with Landon being here?

- It feels like whenever we're
around each other

there's a white elephant.
- The elephant in the room.

- Neither one of us has
acknowledged it.

And so that's still
where we're at.

Other than that...
- It's awkward.

- It's like I don't care,
but it's still there.

- It's still there.
Well--

- Who's this?

both: Hey!

- Y'all are all dressy!
- Oh, my gosh.

- This is gorgeous.
- Hey, darling.

- This is my first time
over here.

both: How are you.
- Good to see you.

- Nice to see you.
You look beautiful.

- You look beautiful as well.
both: Nice to see you.

- Let's be honest, the
old Kathryn, as we all know,

does not wear
a fake smile.

- But tonight, I have wiped
that Vaseline on,

and I am going to give them all
the biggest grin.

- All right, everybody!
Dinner is served.

Shall we adjourn
to the dining room?

There are name plates.
Shep, you're right here.

- Yeah, I can see that.

- Landon, here you are.
- Thank you.

- Have a seat here.

- Hi, Landon, how are you?
- Good, how are you?

- Good.
- Here, come have a seat.

- Hey, sweetheart.

- I'm hungry.
I'm ready.

- All right.
[clinking glass]

May there be silence
at this moment.

I have a few words to
lay on you fine folks.

- Lay on us?
- Hear, hear.

- First of all, I want to thank
all of you for being here

in my new home.

It shows your support
for me,

Kathryn, our young family.

But this would not be

a Thomas Ravenel sit-down dinner

without some wonderful
words of wisdom.

[pensive music]

- Oh, sháá.

- Coming up...

- It's your fault
more than anyone else's.

- Hey, how much money is your
mommy giving you...

- Thomas, Thomas!
- In allowance a year?

[cymbal shimmers]

- First of all, I want to thank
all of you for being here

in my new home.

It shows your support
for me, for Kathryn,

our young family.

But this would not be

a Thomas Ravenel sit-down dinner

without a speech.

- And a third person reference.

[laughter]

- Silence.

Silence, silence.

[pensive marimba music]

Could it be?

Yes, it could.
Something's coming.

Something...good.

- Is this a speech?
- Ah.

- Maybe tonight,
maybe tonight,

maybe tonight...

The opening phrases in a song
from "West Side Story."

Tony.
[laughter]

Thank God.
- Maria!

- And with that,

I would like to offer

a few wonderful words of wisdom

to each--all of you.

To Kathryn, I would say that

I'm very proud of you.

With your second child,
you've been a wonderful mother.

I could not have expected more.
I'm very proud of you.

And I would just say
I'm very optimistic

about the future.

I would say to--

I would say to Cameran--

- Hold on tight!
- Cameran,

I would say to you...
[indistinct chatter]

- Hey. Guys.
- Hey.

Silénce!

I had three sisters.

And you remind me of them.

And they're all self-righteous.

- What--what?

- Who we on now?

- They are judgmental.

They are sanctimonious.

- Thomas, why don't we wait till
after dinner?

- Why do you think I'm
sanctimonious?

- My dinner table.

- This is proof
you should listen

to your inner voice,

which screamed at me,

"Stay away."

Why do you want me here

if I'm self-righteous
and sanctimonious?

- I don't know what
any of these words mean.

- I would say to Craig...

- No, it's okay.

- Craig,

don't pretend to be
someone you're not.

Just be who you are.

You're a great guy.

And I would say to...

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You--that's all you gave him?

- Yes, Shep, that's all.
- No, no, no, no, no.

- Hey!

I lost my place,
I got--have to start over now.

I'm getting a lot of
interruptions,

but I'm an armored tank
and they're like footmen.

I'ma run right over them.
I don't--

who--what are they gonna do?

I would say to Shep...
- Oh, no.

- Um, instead of trying to fááá
every girl in Charleston...

- Oh, but-but-but-but-but-but--

- Why not take a look at
the girl that,

you know, you admire
and adore?

You know, who is sitting
right over here.

- You may want to
revisit that.

Sometimes there's diamonds
in the backyard.

They look like
old rusty stones

then you shine them up and hey.

- Saying she's rusty?
- Hey! [laughs]

- I mean, I'm just dying.

All I want to do
is crawl under the table.

It's so mortifying.

- I want to finish.

Okay, I want to say

one thing to Landon.

You know, you've been
a little catty.

- Oh, my God.

- You've been a little...
- I haven't done anything.

- Disrespectful towards Kathryn
and about my child.

- I haven't ever
said anything about you.

Thomas, I've tried to be
her friend for years.

She's the one that told me to
fááá off and--

- Guys!
- Let me finish, let me finish.

- Okay, okay.
Hold on. Stop.

- Sit down.
I--I'm not done.

- I feel vindicated.

For once, Thomas
is sticking by my side

and sticking by the truth.

And that's a big deal.

- Can we--
- Hold on, stop.

They said hi to each other
and were cordial,

which is a huge step.

- I've never said
anything to her.

- Hold on. Stop. You stop.
- Ever.

- You got to be gentle
about sháá, man.

- I don't pull punches.

- They haven't seen each other
in months.

- Dude, I don't hold back.

- You're trying to blame me
and it's bullsháá.

Kathryn's the one
who spread nasty things

about Thomas and I,

but he wants to make it
my fault.

I've never done anything to her
and you know it, Thomas.

- But I--I would like
for you two

to be--friends.
[indistinct chatter]

- His heart's
in the right place!

- It's your fault
more than anyone else's.

Sháá.

[cymbal shimmers darkly]

You and Landon are friends, man.

Any angst that Kathryn
might have

over your relationship
with Landon

is not Landon's fault.

It takes two to tango here.

- Why are you giving me sháá?

- Because, man--
- Hey, how much money

is your Mommy giving you?
- Thomas, Thomas!

- How much allowance
is your mommy giving you?

I'm a self-made man.
This is my house.

I can do what the fááá
I want to do.

- Go ahead.
Do whatever you like.

- I'm a real man,
you're a pussy.

- T, T, T, T, T.
- All right.

This has been great.
- You are what you eat, right?

- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- All right, let's take a break.

- No, I'm not gonna
sit here and--

- Sanctimonious bitch,
get out of here.

- Thomas. Thomas.
- Go. Leave.

- Let's all take a deep breath.

- Get out of here.
- Come on, man, come on.

- Go!
Get out!

You want to leave my house?
Bye!

- Thomas, why are you
acting like this?

- You're attacking me!
I'm being nice!

- You're being nice?
- Yeah!

- I'm not doing this.
- Are you ser--

- You jump on my back,

you will crawl off bleeding.

You jump on my back,

you will crawl off bleeding,
motherfáááer.

- Son, I am not
worried about you.

- You're not?
Want to go outside?

- Stop.
- You want to walk outside?

- Oh, yeah.
- Come on.

- No, no, no, no, no, no.
Thomas, Thomas.

Thomas...
- Let's go.

- Coming up...

- You're attacking Thomas.
- I'm not attacking Thomas!

- Stop yelling.

You sound like
a fáááing dolphin.

- You jump on my back,

you will crawl off bleeding,
motherfáááer.

- Son, I am not
worried about you.

- You're not?
Want to go outside?

- No, no, no.
- Stop.

- You want to walk outside?
Come on.

- No, no, no, no, no, Thomas.
- Stop.

- Let's go.

[dramatic music]

You ain't a competition.

- Dude, I don't ever
try to compete with you.

That's unfair
because you're less than me.

You're less.

I'm greater than.
- I really don't give a sháá.

- Get out.
- I'm greater than.

- Go! Get out. Get out.
- I know you are, you're not...

- He's past it.
- I'm great.

- All right, let's bring on
the first course.

- Thomas, when he gets upset,
he's very, what I would call,

reactionary.

My impression was
Thomas was trying to

make a stand for Kathryn.

And I think it went...
[clicks tongue]

- He's a fáááing trust fund
baby, he doesn't do sháá.

- One second, one second.
- Boarding school pussy!

- I complimented this
fáááing little bitch!

- Thomas, can I tell you--

- Sanctimonious, self-righteous.
Couldn't handle a compliment.

- He's fáááed up.

- I'm leaving.

- Thomas, you're a Ravenel.
- Yeah.

- You're a Charlestonian.

- This little bitch is attacking
the mother of my children.

- Listen, stop talking!

- Act like a goddamn man,
a grown-ass man.

- So now I'm being pilloried
for defending

the mother of my children?

Everybody can leave.

Everybody get the fááá
out of here.

- It's over.
- Thomas.

I've been a good friend to you
and you just

threw me under the bus.
- But you know what?

- I've been a really good
friend to you.

So you know what?
I'm done.

I'm done with you--
- You're not a good friend,

though, like, seriously.
- You don't know sháá, Kathryn.

- You don't know sháá,
that's why you're leaving

'cause you don't have
anything to say.

Dumbass.
- Are you kidding me?

I'm leaving because I'm not
gonna sit here...

- Because no one wanted
you here.

- Then why was I invited if no
one wanted me here, Kathryn?

- Because we wanted
to rise above it,

but like, honestly,
if you're gonna be a bitch.

- Kathryn, you don't even know
how to rise above it.

- Go away.
- I'm not being a bitch.

- But you guys were fine...
- You're attacking Thomas.

- I'm not attacking Thomas!

- Stop yelling.

You sound like
a fáááing dolphin.

- Come on, guys.
- You're such trash.

I'm done.
- Okay, and walk away...

[British accent] Darling.
- Okay.

- With your lies
of everything in your life.

- Landon, hold on.
- I'm leaving.

This is ridiculous.

- Where's Naomie?

- Stay close to me.
I don't know what's going on.

[dramatic music]

- Everybody get
the fááá out of here.

- Naomie's grabbing her purse,
Landon, will you wait for her?

- I'm not--I'm locking
this gate.

- Thomas!
- Good-bye, everybody!

- Let Naomie out!
- I'm locking the gate.

- "Oh, my God, let 'em out."

Fáááing losers!

- You white trash loser.

- Thomas, Thomas, Thomas,
not on the street.

- Get out of here.
Go.

Get the fááá off my property.

- Go, go, go, go, go, go.
- Go!

- Don't invite us next time.

- Sh--stop. Don't--
Thom--Thomas.

Thomas, Thomas.

- Why don't you come in here?

You want to fááá with me,
assáááá?

- No, no, no, no, no, no.

[gate unlatches]
No, no, no, no, no, no.

- You want to fááá
with me, assáááá?

- No, no, no, no.
- You want to fááá with me?

[all speaking at once]

- Get inside.
Get inside.

- Fááá...
- Get inside.

- What the fááá, y'all,
I'm shaking.

- On the next episode
of "Southern Charm"...

- Get inside. Come on.
- What?

I'm fine.
[laughs]

- No one likes
to hear the truth.

- It was a planned attack.

It wasn't a dinner...
- You think so?

- A leopard does not
change its spots.

- I want to talk about
what you said to me.

- What?

- The "I think I'm
in love with you" line.

- I haven't been completely
forthright with you.

- Okay, what are
you talking about?

Like, what are you getting at?

- Landon can't be
in your life.

You have to
draw the line with her.

- I agree.

- Thank you all for coming out
to the Founder's Ball.

Go. Drink. Have fun.

[dramatic music flourishes]

- Seriously.
It's kind of weird.

- Good evening.
- Hey, how are you?

Good to see you.
- I'm good.

- Let's just you, Kathryn, and I
all talk.

- Let's talk about
it then, Thomas.

- Yeah.
- Thomas.

You better--

Be accountable
for what you've done!

- I have done nothing--
- Look me in the eye

and say you've done nothing.
- I've done nothing!

- Then you're fáááing crazy.

[intense music flourishes]

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