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- Previously on

- Previously on
"Southern Charm"...

- Do you have to have the
website done?

- No, I want them
to run the website

and I'll just be
giving them content.

- As Landon was hard at work

creating
something out of nothing,

Craig's new business venture
was dead on arrival.

- You're not in a position
to lead a bourbon division

and you know that, right?

- Meanwhile, just as the boys
were planning a trip to LA

for one last hurrah...

♪ NewCraig's ♪NewTheory...

- Look, I would be mad at a girl
for sleeping with

my best friend a week after
she slept with me.

- That... that's a lie!
You're insane!

- Landed him on Whitney's
no-fly list.

- I guess I'm not going
on that LA trip.

- No.

- And after Thomas learned his
heir was coming

three weeks early,
his party plans were thwarted.

- Even to this day, like,
Whitney's still

causing problems
between you and I.

I need you right now.

- So Shep, not wanting
to be a third wheel,

convinced Whitney
to rekindle the bromance.

- If he gets annoying again,

it's a one-way ticket
back on a Greyhound bus.

- Craig needs to go
sit in the corner for a while.

He's been a bad boy.

[Mia Sable's "It's Easy"]

- ♪ Mm-hmm,
he's got money ♪

♪ He's in magazines ♪

♪ He's got more honeys ♪

♪ Than any honeybee ♪

♪ Ba-ba doo ♪

♪ Ba-ba dee-ee-ee ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ As the birds and the bees
and the one, two, threes ♪

♪ Mm-hmm ♪

[fast-paced jazzy music]

♪ ♪

- Hi.
- Sugar.

- Hi.
- Hi.

♪ ♪

- All righty, J.D.!

- Hey, T.R.!

- Let's stick and ball!

♪ ♪

- Oh, I like
that backstroke of yours.

- Got teed up.
Where'd it go?

[funky guitar music]

♪ ♪

- Morning, baby.

- Hello.

- How are you?

How's your jet lag?

- Well, I feel better
than yesterday.

- Excellent.

- I think men who cook
are very sexy.

- Yeah?
- [laughs]

- Well, whatever you want.

- Tomorrow.
[clears throat]

Craig's on my sháá list.

So, you know, it's up to him
to make an attempt

to have a reproach with me.

Um, Craig got his girlfriend
a promise ring.

And I guess he means

it's the promise... something
for the future.

- So wait... wait,

a promise ring, is it like a...

- It's like a "going steady"
thing.

- It's a going... what?

- It's like a 1950s term.

"Going steady."

- Okay.

- So I can get you
a promise ring.

- No, Whitney, seriously,

how can you say that?

- [laughs]

- I was just kidding.

[cymbal shimmers]

[bombastic jazz music]

- Mm, what are we getting?

- The organic seaweed facial
and a reflexology.

- I've never had a facial.
- Darling!

- And it'll be right in here.

- Cool.
- How gorgeous is this?

- Hi, how are you?

- Do I need to take off
my shoes?

- Oh, yes, please.

- I hope they're
not crusty down here.

- Oh, well.

- I'ma loosen up here.
Don't get excited.

- Nice.

Oh, this is so nice already.

- Spa-la-la.

So, Kathryn...

- Yes?

- How are you feeling?

- I feel good.
I mean...

I'm kind of, like, in a daze,
though, really.

Because Monday's gonna be here
in like...

- And he's ready to come out?
- Yeah.

- This new life is gonna be...

- Different.
I don't really know how

to envision it yet, I mean...

And it's just, like,
overwhelming to think of

whenever I leave the hospital,
I'm not going to be going home

with Thomas, you know?

Like even when we were
together with Kensie, like,

it was just nice knowing that
I was gonna have someone around.

Like, you know, kind of
like a protector, I guess.

- Well, it's gonna be a lot.

[dramatic tone]

- You know, this is my reality.

I'm a 24-year-old

mother of one,
soon to be mother of two.

- All right, darling.
Thank you so much.

- Here I am on my own.

I mean, if you don't think
I'm nervous and overwhelmed

and put too much on my plate,

then you don't think.

I think about, like,
the times when Thomas comes over

and things are going well,
and I'm hopeful that it could be

like that all the time,
you know?

- Well...

I don't want to make you cry,
but...

Um.

[somber music]

Kathryn, he is
a 50-year-old playboy.

Okay?

I mean, he's at
what most men are

at their mid-life crises.

You have to check yourself

and say, "This is familiar.

I fell for this once.
I fell for this twice."

And who's to say he doesn't
wake up one day,

but you have a life to live.

And you have children to raise.

- I'm trying to accept all that,

but this is him doing his best;
this is Thomas' best,

and I understand that, you know.

I mean, can you imagine going 50
years without having children,

and then all of
a sudden you've got children.

And I think that,

he just wasn't able to get there
as fast as I was.

- Instead of it frustrating you,

I would just say let it

strengthen you.

- I know,
but I'm just freaking out

right now and
I don't know what to think.

- I believe in you, Kathryn.

I really do.

- Thank you.

[upbeat jazzy music]

♪ ♪

- Whew, that was fantastic.

See what you think about that.

- Mm, it's got
a nice scent to it.

- We call this the drive-by.
- Mmm.

Man, that is smooth.

- Well, my brother,

I am glad we got to
come out and play a little polo

before life gets crazy.

Well, you remember a long time
ago we talked about it,

how we said,
"One of these days, man,

"we'll be sitting on the farm

watching all our kids out there
playing polo."

- Yeah.

- It ain't that far away.

- I know.

And I'd love to go
off to LA to have some fun...

- Right.
- But this baby's coming.

Monday.

- Monday?

- This Monday.

- [swallows]

You got to be kidding.

- No.

Kathryn is being induced early.

- And she's good?
She's healthy?

- Yeah.
- How's the baby?

- Doctor said fine.

So...
- Okay.

- It's not like
I can push it back in there.

It's coming
whether I like it or not.

- Well, let's talk about that,
I mean...

[remixed violin music]

I don't know whether to be
excited about this

or whether to, uh,

say, "Oh, sháá."

With her moving up the due date,

it seems awfully peculiar.

I'm not trying to
allude to anything.

I just know that you and I
talked about it,

and she was dating other people
at the time.

- Yeah.

- Which is suspect.

There's a part of me,

naturally,

that's conflicted.

I think women don't like being

asked for paternity tests.

- No.

- It doesn't really speak well
to their character, you know.

But, I mean,
I just know you well,

and I know you want a son.

And I know how important
this child is to you.

If it were me, I'd probably

want to go ahead and do the test
just to be 100% sure.

- Yeah,
I mean, I may double-check

you know, just to make sure.

I feel as if I've fulfilled

the family obligation

to carry on the Ravenel name.

So, regardless,

the baby's mine.

- It was one thing to have
an accident the first time.

I don't know if
I believe in two accidents.

- What'd George Bush say?
- Ha-ha.

I can't remember... I think...
"Shame on me!

Shame on me!"

[laughter]

[club music builds]

♪ ♪

- Mwah.
- What's up?

How was your day?

- Good.

This is a nice little break.

- I know.

- A little better
than heading straight home.

- I know; how was work?
- I don't know.

I have a door so I can shut it.

- Thank you.

- Thank you so much.

An order of calamari, please,
and a... what are you getting?

- Um, dozen oysters
on the half-shell.

- Yes, that's perfect.

- All right.
- Thank you so much.

- So are you gonna go to LA?

- I really, really want to.

Like, I've never been before.

- I'm so jealous.

- Shep was like, "I was on the
phone with Whitney for an hour

talking him into
inviting you."

- Took a whole hour?
[laughs]

- I still believe
I'm right about Kathryn,

but I'm not gonna choose sides.

I guess I came over here
to tell you, like,

I'm wiping my hands clean
from it.

Like, I tried, but, you know,

Whitney's just not ready.

It is time to let it go.

Thank you.

- It is so good.

- There is a catch.

If I want to go,
I have to leave tomorrow.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- What are you gonna do
about J.D.?

- Well, the horse race
is this weekend.

- I know.
- I mean, that's our launch.

Like, the bourbon's launch.

- This is like y'all's first
big opening event.

You know, it's like the
Charleston Cup.

- I'll be back for the launch.

- Yeah, but,
you have to be, like,

a huge part of it;
J.D. needs you to do that.

- Well, I've done everything
I was supposed to do so far.

- And we got to be dialed in.
We got to be ready.

Right?
- Right.

- So we will want

to have the bottles there.

- What else is on the list?

Mm-kay.

Everything's ordered.
- Yeah.

You don't think there's, like,
last minute things

that might come up?

- He didn't say, like,
I'm responsible for making it...

Like, sure it goes well.

He was like,
I need you to do this,

this, this, and this for Cup.

I did this,
this, this, and this for Cup.

Right now,
we're supposed to be partners,

but it's like, you know,
you're really just

an intern.

If everything goes
according to plan,

we're good.

- If it doesn't,
it'll be all your fault.

- But...

well, no, it would be... well...

- No, it will be all because...
- I just can't fix it.

- Okay, but...

- You see how hard
I'm trying to justify this?

I'm just saying, like,
I got my stuff done,

so, you know what,
I'm gonna go to LA.

Like, screw it, like,
why pass up a trip like that?

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- Is there a part of you
that thinks

that something
could work out with Shep?

[upbeat jazzy music]

♪ ♪

[chimes cascading]

- Hi.
- Hello.

- I'm so glad you could meet me.

- I've been sniffing candles
for a while.

- [laughs] Sorry.

- So we're making a candle.
- Yeah.

I haven't been here so
I'm excited to check it all out.

- How are y'all doing?
Both: Good.

- Can we help you with anything?

- Yeah, we're taking
a candle-making class.

- Come on back.

- After my meeting in New York,

my wheels have just sort of
been, like, turning.

And now I've got to actually

kind of put my plan into action.

- So you have not told me
too much about this

magazine that you're doing.

- I want to do
sort of an online travel guide.

- Yeah.

- I've already started kind of
going around Charleston,

getting pictures and doing my
own little, personal write-up.

I think I can maybe start
making some money doing this.

- Don't say, "I think."
Say, "It will."

- It will be good.

- It will be great.
- Yes.

- I think it's hard for Landon

because she was a typical
Southern stereotype

of the woman that
gets married young,

is taken care of, and now,

she doesn't have that anymore.

Okay.
I've got mine.

- We're actually gonna
pour our own wax.

190 degrees.

16.2 ounces.

And then, need a hot glue gun.

So it will take about, like,
15 or 20 minutes

for that to actually cool down.

- Got it.

- We'll take our little break.

Let us know
if you need any help.

- I like wholesome activities
like this.

- Yes. It keeps me, like
out and about 'cause

I'm constantly meeting new
people and doing stuff...

- Speaking of
meeting new people,

any...

man prospects?

- I... not really.

It's sort of getting
sad and pathetic.

- I think as you get older,
like,

you know what you want more.

- And that's what's been
the problem, it's like,

I go on one or two dates
and I'm like...

- Let's not waste...
- Don't want to waste my time.

- Don't waste my time.
I don't want to waste your time.

I just need someone who is fun
and can, like, go and roam

with me, you know what I mean?

I need someone who's like
on the same level.

[cymbal shimmers]

- Is there a part of you
that thinks subconsciously

you haven't met anybody
because you're, like,

you've had this, like, idea
that something

could work out with Shep?

[dramatic marimba music]

- I mean, a little bit, yeah.

- Well, it's about damn time
you finally admitted it.

- For a second,
a little part of me

was kind of sad he was
starting to see Bailey

'cause then I was like, "Wait.

"If you are starting to get
serious and you are

gonna be a grown-up, then
let's talk about this."

- Yeah.
Did you tell him that?

- I haven't had
a chance to really

talk to him about any of this.

Everything that was
missing from my marriage

I have with
my relationship with Shep.

- It's good to have you back.

- It's really good to be back.
Cheers.

[upbeat R&B music]

[laughter]

It was that friendship

that I really needed
in my marriage

and I didn't have.

But at the same time, the second
we, like, cross that line,

I'll end up losing
my friend and someone

I would really care about.

- At the end of the day,
he has so many good qualities.

Like, if that's what you want,
like, figure out a way

to make it happen.

[upbeat rock music]

♪ ♪

[jet engine roaring]

♪ ♪

- Here we are.
Casa Whitney.

That's not a bad pile of brick.
- I know.

- Did you overpack like usual?

- No, look, only 1/3
of what I would usually bring.

- Good.
One bag.

You're not a diva after all.

- Not on this trip.

- Let me reiterate,
behave yourself.

- Yes.

I'm not quite sure
the resolution process

with Whitney after
he's kind of gone crazy.

- That is fáááed up.

You have opened up
a can of worms.

You're fáááed.

- I hope it's not too weird.

- 'Sup dude.
- Hey.

- [chuckles]... yeah.
- You know me so well.

What's up, man?
- Hey, man.

- Love the place.
- Welcome to LA, man.

- This place is sweet.

- Craig...

Here, I'll...
- Thanks, bro.

- Look at this, man.
I love it.

- Yeah.
- I love it too.

- Did, uh, Larissa make it okay?

- She did. Thanks.
- Good.

- She's actually... just took a
little nap from jet lag.

- Oh, I'm envious.
- When did she get in?

[tense music]

- She got in yesterday.
- Nice.

[dramatic marimba music]

- Do I have the room
with the bathroom?

- Yes.
- Yeah.

Craig, you're relegated.

♪ ♪

I'm gonna, uh,
shower and get ready...

Might as well now 'cause he's

got to use my shower, anyway,
all right?

- Yeah.

- Have a seat.

[drumroll]

[pensive electronic music]

♪ ♪

- Um...

I was kind of
a last minute addition,

but I would have been pretty sad

if I didn't
get to come out here, so...

Thanks.

You know, I owe you an apology,
obviously.

- It's just,
I was completely blindsided.

It was more like, "What the fááá
are you talking about?"

Why would you even care
in the first place?

[chuckles]
- Um...

- I mean, what...
Why is this relevant?

Have any relevance in our lives?

The New Craig has gotten
a little bit, um...

You've kind of taken on
a persona,

which is a lot less amusing
than you once were.

- Yeah, I get it.

I'll focus on myself more,

not about you guys, and,

you know, I owe you
an apology again.

- Dude.

Water under the bridge.

Apology accepted,
however there's just a slight

hesitation
to fully trust him again.

You're here.
Let's create some mayhem.

- Sweet.
- And mischief.

- Here's to that.
All right.

All right, well, get ready

and I'll see you
in a little bit.

[upbeat club music]

- You know when you're
perfectly drunk

where you're really good
at pool?

It's amazing.

[upbeat electronic music]

God.

Craig, what do you want?

- Some wine, please.

- No, we're doing...
We're doing a shot.

- I'm not gonna do a shot.

- You can handle just doing
a shot of hard liquor.

- I think beer and wine Craig's
a lot more fun than...

- I think "Craig who doesn't
refer to himself

in the third person" Craig

is the best Craig.

- Sip.

- Mm.

Whitney and Craig have
a little too much history

for Whitney to cut the cord.

So I'm glad to see
it's all good.

It's water under the bridge.

[chuckling]

- Hey, Larissa.

- Long time no see.

- Good.
- This is his first time in LA.

Craig's first time in LA.

- Yes, yes.
[chuckles]

- Larissa...

- Should I change, or?

- I don't want to look all
fratty and Southern and...

- You look like Shep.

- [chuckles]

[laughter]

both: Like Shep.

[laughter]

- Uber's here.

- Hollywood nights.

- Let's wake in the morning
covered in blood and vomit.

[club music]

♪ ♪

- I'm gonna spit
in the devil's eye tonight.

- Cool house.
- How you doing?

- Thanks for having us, man.

- Hey, Whit!
- How are you?

Good to see you, man.

- I'm gonna pace myself.

I think
tonight's gonna be a big night.

- Britney. Whitney.

- Britney, Whitney... wow!
- Britney... oh, my gosh!

- Oh, who is that?

Y'all want a drink?

- Yeah, absolutely.
- Y'all got anything?

- Hey, I'm Craig.
Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.
I'm Emma.

- Nice meet you, Emma.

Are y'all, uh, California girls?

- Yes.

- Sometimes there's
too many options at the buffet.

God, there's some
hot girls here, man.

- There's some hot girls here.

- I don't even know
where to begin, you know?

- Which one are you focusing on?

- I'm not focusing.

- Well, you need to
focus on one girl.

- Nah.

I'm gonna sleep with
everybody on Earth.

- The chicks at the party,
they're a little wary to

Shep's shenanigans.

- My whole family's from
the South.

- Sure.
- We're from the South.

But we're not like provincial.

- Like the Gomer Pyle thing

kind of works in Charleston,

the goofy,
like, disarming thing.

- We are gonna get married.

- LA... works a lot less.

- Don't leave without saying
good-bye, please.

- I promise.
- All right.

Night is young.
- Okay.

- But not as young as you.

- Whit.

[indistinct talking]

- Craig is in the...

- I'm in the beginning stages.
- Bourbon business.

- He's... he's learning the
terminology.

- That's why this tastes so
good, that's why I...

- The only word he knows is
"heat."

- [laughs]

- Thank God that we're guys

because if we were girls,
we'd never be friends again.

And we'd be talking sháá
on Twitter for three years.

But, you know, fortunately,
it's over,

and let's just go back
to being boys.

- Come here, you two.

- [laughs]
- Yeah.

- Don't blackout.
We want to remember this night.

- Coming up...

- I can't handle too much today.

- Two babies
in rapid succession.

This gonna be a little more
difficult than the last one.

- [sighs]

[hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

[gentle pop music]

[hip-hop music]

- Oh, my God.

The mark of a successful
boys' weekend

is seeing vomit

with a partially-digested
meatball

right in the center;
that is a good weekend.

Good morning, sunshine.

Rise and shine.

- What time is it?
- It's 11:00 a.m., man.

- Cool, so that's like
Normal Craig from...

- I'll go wake him up.

[cymbal shimmers]

[knock at door]

[with German accent]
Rise and shine.

We have big day in front of us.

Okay, baby.

I didn't hear a lady
in his bedroom, so...

I think he had a meeting
with Hand Solo last night.

[chuckling]

- Hey.
- Good morning.

- Yeah, what happened, man?

Why didn't you close?

- Nah, bro.

- Did you get some?
- Nah.

Dude, that's tequila.

That guy kept on
giving me tequila.

- Oh, that's the reason?

- You know, even hall-of-famers
have slumps.

[chuckles]

- Larissa and I have to go do
some things so

I have a car for you.

- Perfect.

- Anyways, but I'll see you guys
later.

- You be done... done by dinner?
- Thanks. Yeah.

- All right, cool.

- Hair of the dog?
- Let's do it.

[upbeat jazzy music]

♪ ♪

[line trilling]

- Hi, this is Paula.
- Paula.

- Hey.

- I was just going over
everything

for Gentry Bourbon
and the Charleston Cup.

Have you talked to Craig
this week?

- At all?

Oh, my God.

Craig's my point person.
He's my right-hand guy.

So right now I need his focus
on the Charleston Cup.

Okay, did you guys at least

go over case counts last week?

- Okay, um,
can you pull that together?

- Um, be still, my heart.
Thank you, darling.

I'm gonna get after him,
don't you worry.

All right, thanks, Paula.

Craig has been
saying over and over and over

how he wants more
responsibilities

with the bourbon.

And here it is;
it's the greatest opportunity

to showcase what you can do,

and you're nowhere to be found.

Come on, Craig.
[whispers indistinctly]

- Hi, you've reached
Craig Conover's voicemail.

Sorry I can't
come to the phone right now.

- The mailbox is full and
cannot accept any messages...

- Mother...
- At this time, good bye.

- I'm...

gonna kill you.

[line trilling]

- Hey, this is Shep.

Leave a message
and I'll call you back.

- Shep, it's J.D.

Hey, man, I'm trying to
get ahold of Craig.

Tell Craig I left him
a nice text

and I was trying to leave him
a nice voicemail,

but I'm running out
of niceness because

I can't get ahold of his ass.

Call me back.

Cheers.

[sighs]

[hip-hop music]

Hey, man, I'm trying
to get ahold of Craig.

I left him a nice text
and I was trying to leave

him a nice voice mail, but
I'm running out of niceness.

- [blows raspberry]

- 'Sup?

- Just got a message from
your employer.

Why... why am I involved?

I've never had
a full voicemail, ever.

Please, clean out
your voicemail; it's absurd.

- Well, everything's going fine.
I'm getting my sháá done.

I mean, we do have
Charleston Cup Sunday.

That's the launch of the
bourbon.

- When are you going back?

- Tomorrow morning.

- You don't seem
worried about it; are you?

- It'll be fine.

[percussion music]

I just feel like I'm being used

to do all, like,

you know, the bitch work.

I mean, I know I have a lot
to thank him for,

but this is a trip for us to,
like,

get away and let loose.

I just don't want
him to damper things.

- I think people
take work too seriously.

- Yeah, might as well enjoy it
while I'm here

'cause I'm already here.

- Don't worry about it.
- All right.

- Are we gonna go explore?

- Well, I think
I'm gonna get a massage.

- Are you serious?

Craig, why do you need
to be so pampered?

What happened to just

drinking beer and
laughing your balls off?

[cymbal shimmers]

[upbeat jazzy music]

♪ ♪

- Wine, craft beers...
What are you taking me to?

[giggles]

♪ ♪

- Is there something
I can get you to drink?

- Y'all have just like
a decaf coffee?

- Yeah.

- Can I do like a cappuccino?
- Okay. All right.

- So how are you doing?

What did the doctor tell you?

- I have to get there at 6:00.

And they start me on the
Pitocin, which is like

an artificial hormone that
is what causes labor, yeah.

- Accelerates.
You're an expert at this.

Two babies in rapid succession.

- Yeah.
I guess so.

- There we go.
- Thank you very much.

Whew.

- I can't handle too much today.

[dramatic tone]

- I can sense a little fear.

- Yeah.

I had you when I had Kensie,

and I'm just gonna be alone now,
and I'm just thinking

of how that's gonna be
different.

[iPhone ringing]

- My decorator. Let me
get that... see what she wants.

Hey, Carolyn.

Are you at the house?

Oh, great.

I'll probably be there
in about 45 minutes.

Okay.
Great.

Thanks.
Bye.

I got a full crew at the house.

- What do they need?

- [sighs] Me to, you know,

make decisions and stuff.

- What about me?

You know, like,

when was the last time
you thought about me?

Because I'm still here.

- The timing's really bad

for me,

but, you know, I don't want
to leave you like this.

You know, you're nervous;
you're overwhelmed.

I can tell.
I can see it on your face.

- Yeah,
it's pretty big deal, I guess.

- And I want to... I want to
be here with you.

- That's why I like
having you around.

You're like a calming presence
for me, and I don't know why.

I know that Thomas' heart

is huge and in the right place.

You know, that's why I stayed
with him for so long

even through
all this crazy stuff.

[exhales]

[upbeat marimba music]

Okay.

Panic attack is gone.
[laughs]

- All right, you passed it.
- I'm good, yeah.

♪ ♪

Ugh.
Scary.

[electronic music]

♪ ♪

[knock at door]

- Hello.

- Hi.
- How are you?

- You must be Craig.
- Yes.

- I'm Megan.
- Thanks for coming.

- Hi, Megan, I'm Shep.

- Hey, how's it going?
- How are you?

- You were here really fast.

- That's my job.

- Your job is to pamper people
like Craig.

- But you can also say
it's really just

holding space to really
connect more with yourself.

- Oh, boy.

I'm just like,
"What the hell is going on?"

- I'm gonna put on
some shorts real quick.

- But she's hot as fááá too.

Are you gonna go commando?

- Are you ready?
- Yes, thank you.

- I like your stance.

[laughs]

- No.

- It's so important
to have human touch.

- Don't get me started
on human touch; I love it.

- No, healthy human touch is...
- Oh.

- It's a beautiful thing.

- You think there's like
energy transferred

from one to another?

- There's always energy
transferring.

- Oh, my God.

- So, Craig, what was
your favorite part of LA?

- Just hanging with
you guys, actually.

- You were great, man.

You... you didn't bother Whitney.
I really appreciate...

- Yeah, I was good, right?
- I vouched for you.

I went out on a limb
and the limb held.

I knew that everything
would always work out.

Yeah, right, I didn't know,

but it worked out.

And life is good.

Megan, I'm probably not
your type, am I?

- As a client?

- All right, let's say
it's a Friday night

and you want to
let your hair down.

What do you do?

- I go out
and listen to really good...

- DJs?
- Mm-hmm.

- Because of the energy?

[laughs]

- [laughs]

- Coming up...

- So wait, where's Craig?

- He slept in.
Making me mad.

[upbeat jazzy music]

♪ ♪

[indistinct talking]

- Let's get everything pulled
out this way here, guy.

- Mr. Roberts!

How's everybody doing?
- Okay.

I love a challenge.
- [laughs]

The Charleston Cup

is one of the who's who

events in Charleston.

- I'm gonna put a little stage
right there.

So let's pull all of this out.

- People come from all over.

So what better event

to launch Gentry Bourbon

than Charleston's largest
horse race?

Come on.

[laughs]

- Hey, uh, J.D.
- Yeah?

- Where is your infamous
facilitator in crime

that has been in LA, anywhere
except where he should be?

- He said he was interested
in helping and...

- Really?

- He's the guy that
comes to the pool party.

He's not the guy that helps
clean the pool.

[long sigh]
Craig.

Work is not always

roses and cherries,
sometimes it's

dirt and trenches.

[bombastic jazz music]

- [coughing]

♪ ♪

- Craig, come on.
Come on, get up.

- I don't want to get up.

♪ ♪

[line trilling]

- Hey, friend.
- Hey, Lando.

Are you going to the horse race?

What is the attire?

Okay, that helps.

[iPhone ringing]

- How are you, Landon?

- I don't think I'm gonna be
able to make it.

Unfortunately,
my, uh, granddad passed away.

Oh, thanks.

It's sad, but,
you know what, he was 94.

And he lived, like
an amazing, amazing life.

- Yeah.

- This will be more of
a celebration I... I'm hoping.

I think I'm gonna say something.

I have...
I've written something, so...

I have a lot of
fond memories of my grandfather.

We would play golf in Lynnville,

run around, play in the creeks,
and go fishing.

If I could be half the person
he is, like,

I think I've been
a success in life.

I'm gonna just jump on a plane

and head to Alabama.

Thank you,
I'll speak to you soon.

- Okay. Bye.
- Okay. Bye.

[jazzy horn music]

♪ ♪

- Craig, come on.
You move at a glacial pace.

- I'm not excited about things
with J.D. anymore.

Like, it's a great investment,
and it's gonna do well,

but I feel like my time
could be used

a little more efficiently
in other places.

- All right, well, I'm ready.
- [coughs]

- Craig. God.

♪ ♪

- Hello.
- Hello.

Want to go see some ponies run?

- Can you go any slower, buddy?
- Uh-huh.

- Oh, it's cold.
- Chilly.

- Hello. Hi.
- Hi.

- Here, this is for you guys.

- Hopefully it doesn't
rain on us too bad.

- It's pretty chilly.

- Do you feel okay?

- No.

- Shep's grandfather
passed away.

- Aw.

- Yeah, he's
going to Alabama today.

- Hi.
All: Hey.

- Hello.
- How cold is it?

- Come right on in.
- Hey.

- Are you gonna be cold?
- Probably.

- We brought champagne for the
ride; it's like an hour.

- Yay.
- [coughs]

- Whoa, Craig, are you hungover?

- Is he sick,
or does he have the LA flu,

i.e. a two-day hangover?

Off to the races.

[giggling]

- [coughs]

- God.

[jazzy percussion music]

♪ ♪

- Are we ready to start
partying proper?

- You're the red carpet.

[laughs]
I love it.

- Oh, here we go!

- I made it.

- Do you like the waders?
- I love it.

I normally don't start drinking
this early.

- But.
- But.

- It's cold.
- I'm cold, so...

- Get her a drink.
Get her settled in.

I'ma make sure
everything's set up.

- I'll have
a glass of champagne.

- Start dealing with people.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

So wait, where's Craig?

- He slept in.

- He did?

- I had to do everything
by myself this morning.

Making me mad.

- #NewCraig
is starting to run its course

because at this point,

he's #OldCraig.

- Should I yell at him?
- Hell yeah.

- I don't want to start
a party with yelling at him.

- Here's your, uh, tickets.

I have two extras
'cause Thomas and Kathryn

were supposed to join us today,
but...

- You'll feel better though
once you get fresh air.

- We're going to an event
where J.D. screams

"Gentry Bourbon"
a thousand times.

- [laughs]
- Be nice.

- That's not very nice.

- Be excited about it.

This is part of your job.

You don't want to
prove yourself a little bit?

- It's so crazy.

Five years ago,

only five whiskey distilleries
in the country.

Guess how many there are today?

- I don't know.
- 700.

- What?
- I don't fáááing care at all.

Literally, couldn't care less
at this moment.

- Hey, how are you? Welcome
to Gentry; good to have you.

How much do you love
that bourbon?

- Oh, thank you.

- I did everything.
- [laughs]

- Oh, there's Cam.
- Oh, she looks pretty.

Oh, my God, there's
a red carpet right here.

- Oh, my God.

- Welcome to the red carpet!

- This is pretty amazing.

- Oh, everybody's here!

Both: Hi!

- How are you?

- Did you get the memo?

It's cold out here!

- Are you wearing waders?

- Yeah. It's wet.
And I had to do all the work.

[electronic music]

- How are you?

Nice to see you.
- Nice to see you.

- There he is.

- What's up, buddy?
- Nice to see you.

- Come on, bro.
Come on.

This is just getting silly.

[chuckle]

Come here, Paula.

[indistinct talking]

- This is... this is pretty cold.

- Uh, I'm going.

- Craig run off?

[indistinct talking]

- Coming up...

- How are you feeling
about tomorrow?

- I'm a little apprehensive.

- I didn't think it was

- I didn't think it was
gonna be this cold.

I wish I had put pants on.

- It's freezing.

- I reworked my outfit.

- Very wise. Very wise.
- Oh, that looks cute.

- I'll just have a bourbon,
and I'll be fine.

- Everybody, come in the tent!

Herd 'em into the tent, now!

- The founder of Gentry Bourbon,

J.D. Madison...
Give him a hand, y'all.

[cheers and applause]

- First and foremost,
I appreciate all of you

being here
on this special occasion.

I'd like to give
a special thanks

to our business partners.

Where's Paula?

There you are.

Where's Danni?

I made her taste more bourbon
than she ever wanted to taste.

[laughter]

Where's Bradley?

- Bradley!

- I just want to thank all of
y'all for being here again.

- [laughs]

- Whoo!

- Oh, here we go.
Here come the ponies.

- Bet on your horse.

- Got to pick horse number two.

- Which... which horse you taking?

- I bet on number four.

- Wait, did y'all put bets down?

- I mean, who doesn't want to
get rich quick?

Betting on a horse race
is up my alley.

[bugle plays over speakers]

- Here we go!

[bugle playing]

[bell rings]

[indistinct shouting]

- If he wins,
I'm gonna be so pissed off.

[cheering]

- So two won?

- We won.

[jazzy music]

♪ ♪

- Doing good?
- Yeah, I'm doing great.

Everybody's having a good time.

- I got to talk to Craig.

What do you think, you think
I should rip his head off?

- I don't know.
That's your call.

- Oh, here he is.

- All right. Love you.
- Give me a kiss.

- What's up?

Place looks great.

- Thank you, thank you.

Oh, look it here...
Look at these guys.

[indistinct shouting]

- No, you seemed kind of pissed
on the phone this morning.

I wasn't making it up.
I'm dying.

- Dude, I'm not gonna lie,
you know.

I mean, I needed your help
this morning.

But, as a manager,

it doesn't matter what's
going on, you got to dig in

and do it.

- That's why I texted you;
I was like,

"Dude, I'm dying, I'm f...
I'm just totally exhausted,"

which I get; I went out of town,
but I mean, I thought I had

everything in place and set up
without actually being here.

- Fááá.

In hindsight, you think
you should have gone to LA?

- I...

Well, I've never had to
give up a trip for, like, work

or something, you know?

I feel I got taken advantage of.

Like, there's no way
J.D. wasn't

trying to play me.

- I got plenty of things
stressing me out.

Last thing I need
is you stressing me out.

- Well, and that's why
at least I'm here.

I have to remind myself

that this thing with J.D.

was a way to get
back to Charleston.

But that wasn't going to be
my forever.

And it couldn't be more clear

that it's time
to get back on track.

- Let's dig deep.
Let's get this sháá done.

Let's get to work.

[upbeat pop music]

♪ ♪

- I can't believe this is the
last day of being pregnant.

- All right, you'll have
a little brother tomorrow.

- Thank you for bringing food.
- Starving.

You seem healthy.

- I am.
I'm doing well.

- You want me to stay here
tonight, or just...?

- You can just come
pick me up in the morning.

- Need to get your rest.

It's just too close.

- Yeah, I did have contractions
last night,

and then I got really, really
sick this morning.

That's where the scene of the
crime was earlier this morning.

- So I hope you don't mind
over there.

[laughter]

- We tried our best to clean.

- [laughs]

- [giggles]

- [laughs]

- A traditional family
is what I've always wanted.

- Want to see her Christmas PJs?

Look.

- I don't want to be in
a big empty house by myself.

- [giggling]
- [gnawing]

I want to hear

the snookums running around
and playing,

and I want to hear
my house filled with laughter.

- Want to come see
my hospital bag?

And you got to see what I'm
packing for the hospital too.

- All right.

- I mean, look how big it is.

You can fit
anything you want in there.

Mm... are you excited?

- Mm-hmm.

- Mm.

- I do love her.
I do care about her.

And I don't think
that love will ever die.

But I'm not sure
that it will work.

And I'm fearful that,

you know, that day of reckoning
is... is forthcoming.

- So how are you feeling
about tomorrow?

- Scary.

Honestly.

- I know.

- I'm a little apprehensive.

- Apprehensive?

- Well, this is nerve-racking,
you know.

- But at least it's not
our first, you know.

We kind of know what to expect.

- Not our first rodeo.
[chuckles]

- Well, that's nice.

Oh, isn't this pillow comfy?

This is a pregnancy body pillow.

- I brought this to you.

- You did.

I think we're doing a good job

at being friends right now,
you know?

I'm just happy you're here.

'Cause I needed you tonight.
[chuckles]

I'm gonna be really nervous
tomorrow so just bear with me.

And if I say anything mean,
just let it go.

- Okay.

- I'll try not to though.

- All right.

- I think I've said all of it
during this pregnancy anyway.

- I'll be there for you.

- Yeah.

- I'll stay with you
as long as you want.

- All right, Kensie,
let's go upstairs.

- All right, babe.

Let me say good night.

- Say, "Night-night, daddy."

- [babbles]
- Mm, mm.

Hey. Hey.

- Say night-night.

- [babbling]

- Want to go get our toys?

Come on.
I know.

- I'll see you at...
both: 5:30.

- Okay.
- All right.

Both: [inhale]

- Okay.
- All right, baby.

- Bye. Good night.
- Bye bye.

- Coming up...

- Are you nervous?
I'm nervous.

- Kind of excited.

[upbeat music]

[baby crying]

[gentle guitar music]

[alarm sounding]

♪ ♪

- Going through this experience
has been a real challenge.

But I feel like if God
gives you something like this,

it's for a reason.

- Morning.

- Good morning.
- Hey, baby.

[gentle music]

How you doing?

You got everything?

- I think I have
everything I need.

Let me just
look at it real quick.

- I brought his little blankie.

- You did?

- With the sailors,
it's baby blue.

You know.

- Are you nervous?
I'm nervous.

- Uh... I'm kind of excited.

- As soon as I saw you, I was
like, wow, this is getting real.

- Yeah?
Did you?

- Yeah.

I think it's gonna be awesome.

Where's Dawn?
She's up with the baby?

- With Kensie, yeah.

- Are you ready?
- Yeah, I'm ready.

- All right, let's do it.

- This is it.
- Here we go.

- ♪ Every day a new surprise ♪

♪ Oh ♪

- For some reason, you know,

perhaps through
divine intervention,

we were brought together.

- Ravenel, party of four.

That's us.

- Steven Spielberg said it once,
you know,

"I've created a lot of movies,

"but the greatest creation of
all is...

[baby crying]

The making of a child."

Hey.

- ♪ Got a face
that looks like mine ♪

♪ Oh ♪

- ♪ From your eyes
to your smile ♪

♪ Oh, you do ♪

- This is the greatest thing
that I've ever been a part of.

I don't think it's comparable
to anything that I've done.

[baby crying]

♪ ♪

- Hopefully you won't make all
the dumb mistakes I've made.

- On the next episode
of "Southern Charm"...

- If I found out
that I was pregnant tomorrow,

I would be like,
"Oh, my God, my life is over."

And you don't think that it's...
- Weird or anything else?

Heck no.

Any fool can have a baby.

[cheering]

- Who is that?
- Meet your little brother.

- She said, "Oh, what is that?"

- Kensie, what do you think?

- What do you think of
the little baby?

- I would do anything
to be an attorney tomorrow.

- I mean, I'm calling your BS.

It's been two years
since you graduated.

You still haven't
taken the bar exam.

Sounds to me
like nothing's changed.

- I have to say
I was a little bit jealous

when you were
getting serious with her.

- Jealous?
- Yeah.

- Why so?

- Maybe I love you.

- Thomas, are you gonna do

another paternal-type test
or no?

- Let's face it,
it wouldn't be the first time

she's told lies.

- Oh, Jesus.

- For more "Southern Charm,"
go to bravotv.com.