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- Previously on

- Previously on
"Southern Charm"...

- Did I hook up with Kathryn
in a moment of weakness?

Yes.
- Jesus Christ.

- After three years
of tension...

- Your heart is a black space
where a dollar sign is.

- Craig was convinced
there was more to the story.

- Someone doesn't have
a passionate hatred for someone

for three years
unless something else happened.

- Sháá.

- Sure enough,
his intuition led him

to uncover a long-held secret.

- Yeah, it was more
than just physical.

It wasn't just a "hook up and
go home the next day" situation.

I was spending a lot of time
with him at his house

with his mom there
and everything.

- What is this?
- That's Kathryn's stuff.

- And then Whitney and I went
to this pool party.

- Ah, look who it is.

- How are you doing?

- I saw Thomas,
and that's who I really like.

- How have you been?
- Good. How have you been?

- I've been good.
- I haven't seen you in forever.

That night,
I left with Thomas,

and then I got a text
from Whitney the next day

saying all my stuff
was outside.

- It would certainly explain
why we're still

dealing with this
three years later.

- And while the rest of us were
blissfully unaware

in the mountains...
[laughter]

Craig went in for the kill.

- She's a lying, psychopathic,
insane woman.

- Dude, come on.

You're just mad
that she started sleeping

with your best friend, like,
a week after I stayed with you.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Are you fáááing kidding me?

♪ ♪

- What?
Wait, what did he just say?

- Really?
- What did he just say?

- I said you were just mad
that she started sleeping

with your best friend, like,
four days after, like,

sleeping with you.

- Are you fáááing kidding me?

- Well, why else would you be
so mean towards Kathryn?

- Are you delusional?
Are you believing her sháá?

- Craig! Craig, you better
retract that statement.

- Why, Cam, 'cause you can't
come up with a reason

why you guys hate Kathryn?

♪ ♪

- I am absolutely shocked.

I have never heard this theory
from Craig before,

and I'm looking at Whitney
just mortified.

- Craig, are you really

gonna do this right now?
- Then give us the reason

because it's dividing,
like, the friend group.

You said you wouldn't come
to Shep's if, like,

she was invited.
That's insane, guys.

- Wait, what?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

- Number one...
[chuckles]

I slept with her
way before Thomas.

- Sloppy seconds!

- But she was living with you.

- Dude, no,
she was not living with me!

- Five days.
- She's a liar!

She's a proven liar.
- She said that you

were living together
for five days.

- We had a one-night stand
in my loft.

- Then why did you show up
to Jenna's house with her?

At Jenna's party?
- Are you believing her over me?

- Let's all take a deep breath.
- Motherááááer.

You're believing her over me.

Are you really?

- All you guys keep saying
Kathryn offended Whitney.

How did she offend you?

- 'Cause she's a lying,
insane woman.

She's spread these crazy rumors
and all this sháá.

You yourself, motherááááer,
said you think she's insane.

- Craig, two years ago
at the dinner table,

you called her a whore
to her face.

- Sleeping with three people
at this table

in the course of three weeks
isn't class.

- Oh, really?
Three people?

Name them.
- I don't need to.

- That's disgusting.

- You said it.

And now we're friends.
This has gone three years.

- Ugh.

- Why are you believing her?

- It's obviously
upsetting Whitney.

We should change the subject.

- I'm sorry I put you guys
in this, but guess what.

Whitney, you called me out
at my fáááing parents' house

for stuff that wasn't true,
all right?

- He's wasting his talents

staying up and partying
all night.

- That's not Craig.
- No.

- He goes out every night.

How do we give him a kick
to get his life in order?

♪ ♪

That is fáááed up!
I didn't call you out.

You opened up a can of worms.
Fááá, you're fáááed.

- Look, no one has a passionate
anger towards someone

three years later that wasn't
personally affected,

and I think she was staying
with you and I think--

- That's a lie!
[stammers]

She wasn't staying with me!
You're insane!

- If I were at a psychiatrist,
it would give me pause

that Whitney was so vehemently
disputing these accusations.

You know
the old Shakespeare saying,

"Thou doth protest too much"?

- You know that's
fáááing bullsháá.

I'm gonna kick his fáááing ass.

- Name a reason then.
Explain it.

- Would you just quit?

- It was a crazy
one-night stand, that was it.

Okay?
She's a known liar.

♪ ♪

Fááá you.

You gotta live
with Kathryn Calhoun Dennis.

She's a lying,
crazy psychopath

with two kids out of wedlock.

Why do I want to be
with someone like that?

And the fact that you believed
her is even more insulting

and unfortunately
affects our relationship.

- Hey!
This is my house.

Shut up.
- I agree, thank you.

Shep, I apologize.
- Shut the fááá up.

- Blame him.

Blame him for listening
to Kathryn

and bringing this bullsháá up,
'cause it's fáááed up.

♪ ♪

- Ever think the parents'
dinner table would come back?

We're even.
It's fine.

At least mine's true.

- Fááá you.

You're a cocksucker, man.
Seriously.

- I hate to break it to you,
Whitney.

You're not untouchable.

- It's fáááing bullsháá.

- You go around being a bully
to Kathryn,

being a bully to me
at my parents' house.

Well, dude, it's finally come
back to bite you in the ass.

- Thank you for believing her,
assáááá.

Fááá you.
Fááá.

[door slams]

♪ ♪

- Look...
- Craig...

- The only reason I'm doing this
is this is actually...

- You ought to be ashamed.
- What I believe.

- Do you honestly think that?
- Everybody take a deep breath.

- Yes, I do.
I won't talk about it again,

but I'm just saying, like,
I needed to get it off my chest.

I know he was upset and I know
they were living together,

and he was hurt
when she got her clothes

from his house
and moved in at Thomas's.

- Have you ever seen Whitney
hurt over a girl, and do you

honestly think
that Kathryn Calhoun Dennis

is the girl
that's gonna hurt him?

- And that's why he was so upset
is because he finally opened up

to this girl and then she chose
to hurt him.

- Okay, you are living
in an alternate reality.

- It's actually what happened.
It's actually what happened.

- That's--that's so silly.

- What?
You wanna be upset?

♪ ♪

- I think Craig is reaching.

Why he's taking Kathryn's side
on this is odd.

It almost makes me think, like,
Craig has, like,

a high school girl's mentality
where he associates with people

just to, like, be in the drama.

- All right,
you know what heals this wound?

Champagne.

- That's probably
the worst idea ever heard.

- I'm so sick
of all these blubbering idiots.

♪ ♪

- You guys will all work it out.
This is brotherly love.

- Why can Thomas act
completely irrationally,

and the second
that Kathryn does,

everybody can sit here and talk
about how crazy she is?

I don't think it's okay.

If everybody's gonna blast
Kathryn, then blast Thomas.

One way or the other.
I'm not gonna sit here

and listen to all
this fáááing bullsháá.

- You bring up a great point.

Their relationship
and the way they are

has affected us all.

- Look what they're both
going through.

Like, I think they're both...
- Just give 'em a little love.

- Probably having
nervous breakdowns

and that's why I don't want
to be around it,

because, honestly,
it's just sad

and kind of pathetic to watch.

- Mmm.

- Don't tell me you're not sick
of dealing with it.

- Bro, hey...
- So it had to be brought up.

- You don't have that problem
with me.

[fridge drawer clangs]

- I think that's been
a huge source

of all the animosity
that's been around.

- Shh!
I don't fáááing care.

Everybody's mad at you.

I'm extremely displeased
with Craig

for rocking the boat
at my house.

I want to get Kathryn back
in everybody's good graces,

but I think he's going about it
all wrong.

- Shep, if they were adults and
dealt with their own problems,

then that wouldn't have had
to happen.

- Shh.
Don't say a goddamn thing.

Ow!
Fááá!

Craig's elaborate theory
that Whitney

is somehow in love
with Kathryn--

it's not the time
nor the place.

♪ ♪

- I feel like I've lost brain
cells from this conversation.

- Because it's starting
to make sense.

- Like, I literally feel
like my IQ

just went down maybe 30 points.

We have to talk to Whitney
and apologize.

Otherwise, you have pretty much
just burned your bridge

and friendship with Whitney.

- But it doesn't mean
I don't believe it.

♪ ♪

Whit!
- Whitney, come here!

- I might make a weird drink.
- I wanna go too.

- We're gonna settle this out.

- Oh, God.
We don't need a fistfight

on the porch,
for God's sake.

♪ ♪

- I'm sorry it upset you,
but honestly I've always thought

that there was something
a little more

than the whole, like,
moment of weakness.

- What the fááá?
What's wrong with you?

Why are you so concerned?
She's a moron,

and you're a moron
to believe this.

I mean, what the fááá
is wrong with you?

- Honestly, Craig,
if you honestly believe that,

then I do not know you.

- Yeah.
- I'm just saying--

- You're a moron.
- I don't know you.

♪ ♪

- I don't know if I would accept
an apology from Craig right now,

but this is not an apology.

Craig, great, thank you.

- Craig, care about things
in this world that matter.

- Good luck, Craig.

- Oh, you're gonna end it bad
instead of being, like, mature?

- I don't know you.
- Okay.

♪ ♪

- This is the appropriate time
to head that direction.

- Sweet dreams, mi amigos.
- I'm going to sleep.

I have to fly to Austin
tomorrow.

- It was great seeing you.
- We're the best, right?

- You are the best.
- We're the best.

- There's no reason
for me to say

any bad word about you.

- Get it, get it.
- All right, Shep.

- Love you, kid.
- All right.

♪ ♪

I'm going to bed.

♪ ♪

- I'm so shocked
you would even go there.

I mean, what you did was, like,
low and, like, embarrassing.

Like, I just wish you had not,
like, cornered Whitney

in front of all--
like, in front of all of us.

And then what?
Like, you ruin everyone's night?

Like, is that what you want
to do?

Well, mine is.

- Well, then that's why I'm sad,
and I'm sorry.

I really am.

Standing up for Kathryn
in this group

apparently means everyone's
gonna act like they hate you,

but I know what I did was right
and I believe what I believe.

You have to stand up for people.
If not, you're a coward.

I'm sorry.

- Okay.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- My doctor moved induction date
up three weeks.

[upbeat country music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- God, my head hurts so bad.

♪ ♪

[yawning groan]

- You and Craig kissed
and made up yet?

- I woke up angry.

He really has lost his mind.

Craig is trying
to stir up something

where there is nothing.

Who's Craig?
Sherlock Holmes?

What the fááá does he care?

Kathryn and I,
we had a one-night stand...

three years ago.

I, you know,
I don't see how it was relevant.

You know, the fact that I still
harbor feelings is absurd.

- I thought it was like
a "Ha-ha!

This is supposed to be funny,"
and then he was serious.

- Yeah.
- Just the fact that he was

just so fáááing adamant
to set me off.

I guess Craig
still harbors resentment

of our dinner discussion
in Delaware.

I was just trying to help.
Came out an inappropriate way.

However, he was just trying
to be, like,

a meddling busybody.

Cam, should we hit the road?
- Yeah.

Whitney wants to get out
of this thing.

- [laughs] Yeah.
I'm out of here, dude.

- You all packed?
- Take about a minute.

- Whitney and I have definitely
gotten closer

over the last couple of years.

I think that Whitney
puts on this hard shell,

because deep down, he actually
is a very sensitive person.

Whitney, I'm almost done!
Whitney?

He proclaims that he doesn't
care what people think

about him,
but I know that's not true.

Is anybody up yet?

Still just you?
- Yeah.

- Probably nice
that they do stay in bed.

- I know!
[laughs]

- This is my circle and trust,
and Craig used to be in it,

but right now, he's over here.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Look.
[gasps]

- Her hair actually--
- Her hair's coming in fast.

- Yeah, you see all that?
- Uh-huh!

[gasps]
both: Yay!

- Ohh...
- [laughs]

- Yay!
Oh, she's putting it back on.

- Oh, good girl!

- Oh, T-Rav called.
Oopsie.

Why do I call him T-Rav?
That's so weird.

- It's T-Dad.

[phone line trilling]

- Good morning.
Say, "Good morning."

Good.
You're on the phone with Kensie.

There's your dada.

Where are you?

- [babbles]
Dada.

- She's saying, "Dada"!
- She knows.

- Did you hear that?
She's saying, "Dada."

Okay, so I have some news
for you, I guess.

Um, my doctor moved my
induction date up three weeks.

- Yeah.

Um...well, they want
to induce me because

they wanna have,
um, a situation

when I go into labor
that's controlled.

Yeah, everything's good,
but, you know,

I have, like, really bad
high blood pressure and whatnot.

During this pregnancy,
my blood pressure has been

like a roller coaster
just like our relationship,

and my doctor
basically just told me

my pregnancy is high-risk.

- [squeals]

- Kensie's excited,
but that's 11 days from now.

Did that rock your world?
Yeah.

- My main concern has been
the health of my unborn child,

so this is actually a relief
because now I'm excited

to meet my little boy sooner.

- That sounds good.

Just give me a call when you're
gonna come over, I guess.

- All right.
- Can you say, "Bye"?

- Say, "Bye."
Bye!

Say, "Bye, Daddy!"

- Bye-bye!

- Come on.
- Say, "Bye."

There she goes.
- [babbles]

- There you go.
- [laughs]

- Yes!

♪ ♪

- Give Craig my best wishes.

- [laughs]
Bye, honey.

♪ ♪

- Good morning.
- Hi.

- It's like a blackout.

- Rode hard and put up wet?
[laughter]

- Yeah.

Did you have fun?

- I had so much fun until...

Whitney and Craig got into it.

You know I don't like
the drama.

- I don't understand
what happened.

I was kind of sideways.

- Yeah.
[laughs]

- I don't get hangovers
from drinking,

which is a blessing
and a curse,

but I do get a hangover
from stupid idiots

that stir up sháá
for no reason.

♪ ♪

- What's up?
- Hey, buddy.

- This looks great.
- Well...

- There's some bacon.
- Thanks.

- Shep's attempt at cooking.

- So...is it just
the four of us now?

- Yeah, everybody took off.

- Where's Danni?
- Uh-huh.

- She had to go to Austin.

- Oh, yeah, that's right.

- Whitney and Cam fled.

[dramatic music]

- I had a feeling
that might happen.

- Yeah.

- I think it's extremely
immature for them to leave.

I mean,
that's what guilty people do.

Didn't expect for it to be
a blowout...thing.

Maybe I struck a nerve.
I don't know.

He can dish it out, but he's not
very good at taking it.

♪ ♪

- Last year,
there would have been

a lot more anger
and frustration with Craig,

but I'm trying to be
a grown-up about it.

He's not a menace to society.

He's just a menace to himself.

- All right, guys,
we gotta go.

- Have the eggs.
It's not getting any warmer.

- Oh, I thought they were
for you.

- Not gonna eat five eggs.

- Thanks, Shep.
- That would be gluttonous.

[quirky upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[bell rings]

- Yes, madam?

- I have to go see Whitney.

And I have a few errands.
[groans] There we are.

Okay, I'll be out the front.
- Very good, ma'am.

- Whitney, he's always been
a jet-setter,

and time can go by
and he forgets about

his poor, old, widowed mother.

♪ ♪

- Mind the step.
- Okay, thank you.

So I make it a point
to show up on his doorstep.

- [playing sporadic chords
on electric guitar]

[stops playing]

Sorry, Mom.
Just cranking some metal.

[chuckles]
- Hi, darling.

- Hi.
[chuckles]

- What is this floor?

- Well, it was an old factory,

so there's some kind
of paint spillage.

- Oh, yeah?

This is Whitney's third loft
in three years.

They all look the same to me.

At least the bed is not
in the living room

like in the last loft.

Like ISIS prison camps.
[chuckles]

- Have a seat.
- Thank you.

I don't know about
this pillow.

- It's just a rental.
Anyway.

- So what's been going on?

How was your trip
to North Carolina?

- It was a beautiful house.
- Mm-hmm?

- It was good seeing Shep.

[dramatic music]

- Was it pretty there?

- [clears throat]

We're not gonna talk
about North Carolina.

- Call it mother's intuition.

Something is amiss.

But Southern WASPs
don't talk about our feelings.

So what's next on the agenda?

- Um, going to L.A. Saturday.

Larissa's coming.

- Wonderful.
I like the sounds of that.

How long will she
be able to stay?

- I'd love, you know, for her to
be with me as long as possible.

I haven't seen her
in two months.

- Yeah.
- With her, you just never know.

- Well, I'd love to see her.

- Yeah, I'll try to get 'em--
bring her back.

- Every parent
wants their child

to be in a committed
relationship.

I could have another party
for Larissa.

- We could do that.
[both laugh]

- That'd be fun.

Whenever Whitney decides
to settle down,

I have four engagement rings
and my mother's,

so he could really
take his pick.

I love Larissa.

You can never have
too many engagement rings.

[softly cackles]

- So we'd talked about this
kind of guys' weekend in L.A.

- Mmm.

- I have to be in L.A.,

so I'm thinking of some kind of,
like, guys' trip.

- Really?
- I'm so down.

- That'll be cool.
- Yeah.

- I've never been
to California.

- They'll see you coming
from 3,000 miles away.

[laughter]

- [laughs]
So who would it be?

Shep and...?
- Shep and Thomas.

- What about Craig?

- I only have two bedrooms.

- Mm-hmm?

- After Glenville,
Craig is not on the list.

- I saw J.D. in the bank
the other day.

- Oh, yeah?
- And we were chatting

and I said,
"What exactly does Craig do?

I know he works with you,"
and he said,

"Craig is my bitch."

[both laugh]

- That sums it up.

- Don't even want
to think about it.

[both laugh]

- Coming up...

- I don't know
where Kathryn is.

- She's really upset with you.

She left.
- Where'd she go?

- Honey, I don't know.

[upbeat jazzy music]

♪ ♪

[phone line trilling]

- Hello?

- Dawn, how you doing?

- Great.
I was gonna come over around,

I don't know, noon, but
I don't know where Kathryn is.

[voicemail beeps]
Kathryn, I just bought

all this stuff at Target.

I've got all my tools.
I can come in there,

assemble it now.
Just let me know.

[voicemail beeps]
Kathryn, give me a call back.

[voicemail beeps]
Hey, Kathryn, um,

this has got me freaked out
a bit.

Please give me a call.

- Why?

- Are you kidding me?

- [scoffs]

Call me crazy, but
the due date's not for a week.

I thought going to L.A.
would be fine.

But then again,
I was thinking logically,

not with a Kathryn mind-set.

- The Kathryn mind-set
is you go nowhere.

You wait and you're
at her beck and call.

She'll let you know when you
can go to the bathroom.

- Yeah.

- If she's there,
I'll apologize to her right now.

I'm sorry that I even--

Where'd she go?

- This is absurd.

I mean, it's not something that,

you know, she got up and left
middle of the night, is it?

- Yeah.

[pensive music]

♪ ♪

- Morning, Naomie.

Want some tea?

- Mm-hmm.
[teakettle whistles]

- I slept pretty well.
How about you?

- Yeah.

- So I invited Cam to lunch
just so I can clear the air.

- Oh, really?

- I just don't know why
she got so upset.

- [sighs]
I mean, I've never seen Whitney

look so vulnerable
and, like, hurt.

You know what I mean?
- Yeah.

Something doesn't
feel right though.

Whitney wouldn't have acted
like that if she was lying.

So I don't know.

Whitney just thinks
that if he doesn't address it,

like, it won't be an issue,
but it is.

They're on this mission
to ostracize Kathryn.

Like, I didn't expect Cameran
to, like, aggressively, like,

defend Whitney to the point
where she was attacking me.

Like, she's never yelled at me
like that before.

The Cameran I know would be
on my side.

Like, she roots
for the underdog.

Kind of hurt my feelings.

- I know.
I was shocked.

♪ ♪

- You didn't seem too happy
that night.

- I was pissed
'cause I didn't know, like,

you were gonna bring it up
and I didn't realize

it was gonna cause such, like,
a cluster amongst everyone.

Like--

- Well, he thought I would
just laugh it off

and he told me I was crazy.

- I think everyone's just
so sick of hearing about it.

- But you can't, like--
- I mean, I'm sick of it.

Like, I don't want
to hear about it anymore.

- One of the things
I absolutely adore Naomie for

is she brings me back
to balance.

I want it to be over
just as much as the next person.

Trust me, babe.

I just don't see
where we go from here.

- Not talk about it.

- Yeah.

Even though I still believe
what I said to Whitney

in the mountains, like,
it's not worth

losing two friendships over it.

- Sometimes you just
kind of have to let it go.

- All right, yeah.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I got my own place
in Los Angeles,

and I currently go between
the two coasts.

Look, I like Charleston,
it's great,

but L.A. is the epicenter
of film

and everything I work at.

I can have the option
of getting hammered every day

and chasing sixes like Shep,

or I can actually, you know,
be somewhat ambitious and work.

There's nothing really
to keep me in Charleston

other than to see Mom.

[cell phone rings]

Yo.
- Morning.

- What are you doing, man?

- Having a cup of coffee.

What you doing?
- Doing my chores.

- You know, listen,
I know you've invited me

to come out to L.A.,
but with Kathryn's pregnancy,

I definitely need to be here
and repair the damage

I've already done.

- Why?
What happened?

- I said,
"Look, I've been asked to go

to the west coast
for a couple days," and whoa.

- Well, that's a shock.

I don't understand why
she doesn't want him to come.

I mean, they're not together,
so why should she give a fááá

and why should he care?
I don't get that.

Too bad, man.
Love to have had you,

but, you know,
probably for the best anyway.

My disdain for Kathryn
stems from the fact

that she affected
my relationship with Thomas.

I mean, it's sad.
He's just not himself.

You gotta do
your fatherly duties.

- Absolument.

Do I feel manipulated in not
being allowed to go to L.A.?

Absolutely, but I feel like
it's better

to keep Kathryn at peace
than to deal with her wrath.

I'll talk to you soon.

♪ ♪

- Hey.
- How are you?

- Good.
How's your day going?

- I'm trying to stay dry.
- Yeah.

♪ ♪

- There she is.
- Hey.

- What up?

- Hey, buddy.
- How are you?

- Okay.

[upbeat music slows and stops]

[pensive music]

[sighs]
- Um...

♪ ♪

- Let's go ahead and order.
- What would you like?

- Um, I want a grilled cheese
and Cheetos.

- Okay.

♪ ♪

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

- So?
- I just wanted to make sure

we were good.

♪ ♪

See what the residual...

- Effects of your
accusations were?

- In my head, it was a question,
but yes,

it came off as an accusation.

- Oh, you were
definitely accusing.

You totally caught him
off guard.

It does hurt my heart
that the sweet Craig

that I've always loved and known

would spew lies and rumors
at people.

Craig knows better.

I mean, you know, like,
how Whitney is, like--

- Right, but I wasn't--
- And you know--

I mean, that would
embarrass anybody.

- Well, I wasn't thinking
about that.

- Okay, he's just hurt.
I mean...

- And I didn't see it
like that at the time.

- The whole car ride home,
he would have these moments

where he would just get really,
really quiet,

and I would be like,
"Are you okay?"

And he was just like,
"You know, I can't believe

that Craig would take her word
over mine."

He was sad.

Kathryn is a hot button
for Whitney,

not because
he has the hots for her,

but because he simply
doesn't like her.

♪ ♪

It's not that hard
to understand.

- I just wanted us all
to be friends again.

We all couldn't be
at the same things together,

and I thought maybe I'd try
to fix it--

- We never were at the same
place together.

- We all went to Jekyll.
We all went to, like--

- Look how that turned out.
- No, I know that.

- Look how that turned out.
- I know.

- Now do you get it?
- Yes.

- Are you getting
the thinking behind it?

- Yes.

All right, well,
glad we're good.

Are we good?

- I'm fine,
but you have to find a way

to make it right with him.

That's more what
I'd be concerned about.

- Right.
I guess I'm not going

on the L.A. trip.

- No.

- Coming up...

- "I'm very sorry.
Love, Thomas."

That should say,
"I'm very simple.

Love, Thomas."

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hey.
Can you send Kathryn

a bouquet of flowers?

Thanks.

[sighs]

- Hello.
Want some breakfast?

♪ ♪

That's a good girl.

♪ ♪

[cell phone rings]

- [sighs]

♪ ♪

[doorbell rings]

- Ooh.
[baby babbles]

- Kathryn Dennis?
- Yes.

Oh, wow.
- There you are.

- Thank you so much.
- And you have a great day.

- Dude, I just spilled
flower juice all over me.

- Oh, the water?

- These are really pretty
though.

- Those are beautiful.
Who sent 'em to you?

- I don't know.
[sighs]

"I'm very sorry.
Love, Thomas."

[laughter]

That should say,
"I'm very simple.

Love, Thomas."

That's funny.

- He wants to come over
and help to put together

the changing table,
set all that stuff up for you.

- I don't know what--
I don't know.

I do need help putting
that stuff together, so...

- Maybe whenever you guys
do that,

you can just talk about
what happened.

♪ ♪

[phone line trilling]

- Whitney.
- Hey, man. How's it going?

- Good, good.
Just real quick.

So, um, I spoke with Thomaso,
and Kathryn freaked out

or something,
so he's not coming, so--

You know?

- No, dude, you're always
welcome to come.

Whatever you want to do.

- Like, Cameran?

- Um...

- Dude, he's just fáááing--
just he's gotten annoying

and not fun to hang out with.

I shouldn't have overreacted,
but, uh,

Craig's on my sháá list,
so if he wants a reset,

he has to get down on all fours,

which he's good at,
and come begging.

- What happens if he acts up?

Who knows?
[chuckles]

- Grudges are for losers.

Let bygones be bygones.

- Well, let me--
let me think about it.

- All right, Shep.
All right, man, bye.

Oh, God.

♪ ♪

[knock at door]

- Come in.
- Hey.

- Hi.
- What's going on?

- Just shopping online.
- How do you feel?

- I feel okay.
- Give hug.

You look good.
- Thank you for coming over.

- Yeah, I just wanted to come by
and see how you were doing.

Where's Kensie?
- Upstairs with Dawn.

- She's a little cutie.
- Yeah.

I think she's got a crush
on you.

- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

- That makes me feel cool.
- You should.

- So we just got back
from Shep's in North Carolina.

- How was that? A lot more fun
than this, I'm sure.

- Uh, I don't know
if you've heard yet.

- Oh, gosh.
What happened?

- Poor Whitney, I mean--
- Poor Whitney?

- Him and I got into
a blowout fight.

You know, I've been thinking a
lot about what we talked about,

and I think I worded it
a little coarsely,

but I was like, "You're just mad
she picked Thomas over you."

- Oh...wow.
- Yeah.

He was, like, pure, like, like,
panic on his face.

- That just spells out,
like, guilty.

I left Whitney at a party
that he took me to.

Do you think he wants Thomas
to know

that he ever had feelings for me
or liked me or tried?

No.
That would be a blow to his ego.

Well, fáááing get over it,
Whitney.

Don't cry over spilled milk.

- I wasn't doing this
out of, like, you know--

- It wasn't coming
from a bad place.

- Yeah, I'm just trying to,
like, mend the friend circle.

- Yeah, and the only way
to do that is to get honest.

Not a single word I said
was fabricated or,

you know, exaggerated.

- Regardless, if, you know,
that's true or not,

over the last,
like, 2 1/2 years,

you guys have taken so many
shots at each other...

- Yeah.
- That I just don't think

there's any--any going back.

They want nothing to--
to do with you.

And honestly, like,
you shouldn't care.

- Oh, my gosh.

- I guess I came over here
to tell you, like,

I'm wiping my hands clean
from it.

Like, I tried, but...
- Yeah.

- You know,
Whitney's just not ready.

The truth is Cameran and
Whitney have made it pretty

clear that they will never
be friends again with Kathryn.

So I think Kathryn will
understand when I drop

this crusade in order
to save my friendship

with Cameran and Whitney because
I'm not gonna choose sides.

- Well, thanks for
kind of putting your neck

on the line for me.
I appreciate it.

If Whitney's not really willing
to tell the truth--

I mean,
I have a baby on the way.

Like, I just want positivity
in my life,

and ultimately the truth
will come out.

- Coming up...

- I wrote you this song.

It's called "I Love You,
I Love You So Fáááing Much."

[rapidly strums one chord]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[cell phone rings]

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God.
Did you make it?

All right, I'll come get you.

♪ ♪

[laughter]

- [gasps]

[laughter]

- How was the flight?
- I hate flying,

but it was great
because I'm here.

- All right.
Mmm.

[laughter]

Here we are.
Look.

I got you this orchid.
- That's so sweet.

- It's the thought that counts.
- Yeah, thank you.

- Right?
[both chuckle]

Want me to pour you
a bath, baby?

- Yes.
- Okay.

[Larissa giggles]

[whimsical music]

♪ ♪

- Hey, baby.
Cooking for you.

- What?
- Stir fry.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- It's the first time you cook.

- For you?
- No, in general.

- I always cook, baby.
- Yeah, popcorn.

- Fáááing fááá.

You're gonna love this sháá.

I am an accomplished chef.

Ooh.
Pièce de résistance.

My habanero pepper.

I took cooking classes.

Make you grow hair
on your chest.

- [laughs]
What?

- Maybe one or two.

I'm trying to learn German

and it's very difficult.

- Say, "Hallo, wie geht's?"

- "Allo, be geets"!

- [laughs]

- When you talk German, you have
to say it very forcefully.

- That's not true.

Uh, say, "Du bist schoen."

- "Du bishon"!

- Why are you saying that
like that?

- What does it mean?
- Meaning "you're beautiful."

- Yeah, "Du bist schoen."

- [laughs]
Oh, my God.

- I'm always, like, shooting
for the stars, you know?

I'm trying to get
the unattainable.

I have been in love
many times before,

but they usually don't go
for me.

- I love it.
- It's good, no?

- Mm-hmm.
- See?

Ye of so little faith
in my cooking abilities.

- It wasn't always like that.
- What do you mean?

- When I first met you,
you never cooked and stayed in.

- Well, I'm happy staying home
and cooking.

I feel totally insecure
about her feelings for me.

It's off and on,
and so whenever she leaves,

you just never know when you're
gonna see her again,

so you're like, "Fááá.
What happens next?"

I wrote you this song.

It's called, "I Love You,
I Love You So Fáááing Much."

I don't know.
I'm hoping it becomes something.

[playing upbeat song on guitar]

♪ ♪

♪ I love you baby ♪

♪ I love you so much ♪

♪ Fáááing love you baby ♪

♪ I wanna feel that touch ♪

♪ I said I love, love, love,
love you baby ♪

♪ Well I love you ♪

♪ Love you so much ♪

♪ I fáááing love, love,
love you ♪

[singing gibberish]

♪ ♪

- Come here, my rock star.

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- How about that game
last night?

I can't believe they came back!

"Monday Night Football,"
it's, like, the best excuse

to go out on a Monday night.

When football season's over,
I'm like,

"No!
Noooo!"

Hey, there he is.
- What's up, buddy?

- Do you want a beer?
- Sure. Why not?

- It's all on me.
What's your flavor?

- Isn't that that benefit
of having a friend

that owns a restaurant?

Can I get a Stella, please?

- Stella.
- Thank you very much.

- Let's go sit down out back.

I ordered a hot dog

and a chicken sandwich.
- Nice.

- It's starting to get
really awesome here.

This is, like,
a good winter bar.

- You ever thought about
getting, like,

those fake fireplaces
and it's built in?

- That's the least
of our worries.

We're just trying to make rent,
you know?

- Gotcha.
- But everything's going well.

How's life?

- Um, have you talked
to Whitney?

[dramatic music]

- Listen, it takes a lot
for me to lose friends,

and that was not
a lose-friends situation,

but it was a dent.

You know what I mean?

Guys can just drink shots
all night

and arguments don't last
for very long.

I think it's a lot more
complicated if you're a woman.

- I'm just explaining that,
in my head, it made sense.

I just needed
to ask Whitney about it,

and I asked him about it
at the wrong time.

- Yeah, you gotta be smart.

You took a step back.
- I did.

I screwed up going to L.A.

- Well, you almost did, buddy.

I've been working
behind the scenes.

Whitney was a little like,
"I don't know.

I don't want
any fáááing drama."

I said, "Man, Craig is gonna be
a guest in your home.

There's no way he's gonna
give you any grief."

Is that correct?
- Yeah.

- Yeah.
- I would never do that.

- So...

- Shepard.

If he wants to come, fááá it.

But if he gets annoying again,

it's a one-way ticket back
on a Greyhound bus.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

- Nuh-uh.
- But I just--

I don't want any more trouble.

- Are you sure he's cool
with me coming?

- I said,
"I'm in charge of Craig."

I did go to bat for Craig,
and I'm gonna let him know

that I went to bat for him
because Whitney did not want

to have him there.

Make no bones about that.

I put my rep on the line
because I love you.

- Yeah, no, I appreciate it.

- And, uh, you're on my hand.

It's like contributing
to a charity anonymously.

Who wants to do that?

I want my name plastered
on the hospital,

for Christ's sakes.

Just--I know you're
gonna behave yourself.

- Yeah.
- Just let me reiterate.

Behave yourself.
- Yes.

- Coming up...

- Whitney is gonna celebrate

the birth of our child.

- Just to get away
from Charleston--

- Why aren't you looking me
in my eye?

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[car lock beeps]

- Come on in!

- Hey.
- Hello.

- Hey!

- Dad is here.
- Hello.

- Hey, how you doing, baby?

Muah!
Mmm.

[baby crying]
You okay?

Aww, you miss Dada?

How's Mommy?

- Better.

- I'm gonna take her
to the park.

- All right.
- It's easier to do

these sorts of things
without kids around.

So let me do that.

I'll see you in just
a little bit, okay?

- Okay.

- So we got some scissors.

Okay.

Let's see here.

- You're ready
to get to work, huh?

- Ah, got a lot of work here
to be done.

- Yeah.

- Got everything for it.

- So, um--

- Are there no instructions?

This is a very daunting exercise
assembling this.

Let me put that there.

- So can we, like, talk or...?

- Every time I open my mouth,
I just dig my hole deeper.

This takes
some concentration now.

Okay, you wanna hold that
straight up?

Like an Erector Set.

- You should
invite over Whitney.

He can help you.

- [chuckles]

[dramatic music]

- It just hurt my feelings
that...

even to this day, like,
Whitney's still causing problems

between you and I.

What is the trip anyway?

- He's called it
a celebratory getaway

to celebrate, you know,
the birth of my child.

- He...

is gonna celebrate
the birth of our child?

- Just to get away
from Charleston, so...

- Why aren't you looking me
in my eye?

- 'Cause I'm trying
to figure this out.

- 'Cause that's laughable.

You came to our house!

I was nine months' pregnant.

Went to the motherááááing
strip club,

you nasty motherááááer!

You need to be around people
that want you to be

the best person you can be,
be the best father you can be.

I just feel like we've made
so much progress, like,

in our relationship
in our dynamic as co-parents.

And then, like, for Whitney
to still be able to, like,

influence you like that,
it just makes me sad.

But now I'm really
just saying, like,

I need you right now.

♪ ♪

Actions define reality,
not words.

And you can say you care
all day long,

but you're showing me
the opposite,

and I really need him
in this moment.

I just want you to be able
to see that on your own.

- I get it loud and clear.

♪ ♪

- On the next episode
of "Southern Charm"...

- Here we are.
Casa Whitney.

You know,
I owed you an apology.

- Kind of taken on a persona

which is a lot less amusing
than you once were.

- Is there a part of you
that thinks that maybe, like,

something could work out
with Shep?

- I mean, a little bit, yeah.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I'm gonna sleep
with everybody on earth.

- Shep, it's J.D.

I'm trying to get a hold
of Craig,

but I'm running out of niceness

because I can't get a hold
of his ass.

- Just got a message
from your employer.

Why am I involved?

- Everything's going fine.

I'm getting my sháá done.

- This baby's coming.

- If it were me,
I'd probably want to go ahead

and do the paternity test
just to be 100% sure.

- How are you feeling
about tomorrow?

- A little apprehensive.
- Apprehensive?

- This is nerve-racking.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[baby crying]

- For more "Southern Charm,"
go to bravotv.com.

[bell rings]