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Previously on
"Southern Charm"...

- My man.
- What's going on?

- Big first day.
- Craig still hasn't

taken the bar,
but at least

he's getting used to
working again

as J.D.'s bitch.

Uh, I mean, project manager.

- You know, if we have to
knock out a wall,

we got to knock out a wall.

- Getting our hands dirty.

- Unlike Shep, who has yet to
put in an honest day's work

as my new assistant.
- I think he thinks

I'm going to make him rich.
- [laughs]

- I need to have a cosigner.

- Let's do it, right away.

- That means a lot to me.

- Can I give you a hug?

- And while Thomas and Kathryn
tried to embrace

the notion of
co-parenting peacefully,

Patricia made if very clear
she was not interested

in negotiating
any peace treaties.

- When Kathryn heard
that she wasn't invited

to the flamingo party,
she literally wept

for like ten minutes.

- She needs to stay home,

take care of the baby.
- Well, I told her.

- The unborn baby.

That's my final word
on the subject.

- But at the end of the day,

Pat's intuition proved correct,

as Kathryn's true colors

came flying like
a bat out of hell.

- Are you serious?
No, no, no!

I'm not putting my daughter
in this messed-up sháá.

I want to leave.
- Do you think that

Thomas would mind?
I mean...

- And it seems like
Thomas might finally be done

drinking the Kool-Aid.

- Make a scene,
take my baby away from me.

I'm not enabling
this kind of behavior.

I'm not putting up with this
anymore, it's over.

[groans]

[Mia Sable's "It's Easy"]

- ♪ Mm-hmm,
he's got money ♪

♪ He's in magazines ♪

♪ He's got more honeys ♪

♪ Than any honeybee ♪

♪ Ba-ba doo ♪

♪ Ba-ba dee-ee-ee ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ As the birds and the bees
and the one, two, threes ♪

♪ Mm-hmm ♪

[lively music]

♪ ♪

[phone line trilling]

- T-Rav.
- Hey, man, how you doing?

- Well, I didn't get
a lot of sleep last night.

I just have a lot on my mind
about Kathryn.

I was wondering if
I could drop by.

I'm sort of in the neighborhood
right now.

- Okay, great.

[upbeat music]

[knocking]
- Morning, sunshine.

- Hey.
- How you doing?

We're going to duck out.

Mom's sleeping still.
See y'all in a minute.

Get ready for tennis.

It's raining.
- Yeah.

- You want a cup of coffee?
- Absolument.

- I'll get you a little
J.D. special.

That's the good stuff, man.
- Mmm.

Little coffee in the morning.
- [sighs]

Ahh.
Oh, God, it's good.

- What is going on, man?
It's morning.

- Well, you--
I've been stressed out.

- Do you know what happened
up there, at polo?

She was just really upset.
- Yeah, she wanted to leave--

leave, but why not
leave Kensie there?

We had an agreement--
- And she was--

- And that's what's so
frustrating to me.

I can't see my baby now.
I'm so furious,

and I did tell her
that I was not going to

cosign the lease,
and she's so distraught

over that,
that she ends up

in the hospital.
- What?

[dramatic music]

I mean,
is she all right?

There are complications.
They want to ensure

there's not
a premature birth.

I mean, the ramifications
could be deadly.

- Jesus.
- Yeah, I haven't been able

to sleep all night.

I went and visited her
in the hospital.

If a child is born
too premature,

there will be lifelong
complications and problems.

I know what it's like.
I have a brother

with mental and physical
disabilities,

and I sincerely
do not want that for my child.

But I think,
given the fact that she's

seven months pregnant,
I don't need

to be upsetting her.

I need to just go ahead
and cosign the lease.

What?

- So let me, uh,
let me just follow this.

After polo, you were upset.
- Mm-hmm.

- You call Kathryn,
tell her you're not cosigning.

- Mm-hmm.
- Then, all of the sudden,

Kathryn goes
to the hospital.

Now you're ready to cosign
and do everything, so--

- Mm.
- I just want to make sure

you're not being...
- Manipulated?

- Ah, well, I mean...

Elizabeth and I have four kids,

and we've been through
two high-risk pregnancies,

and the truth is

I upset my wife plenty
while she was pregnant

and it didn't cause
her going to the hospital.

So...
[clears throat]

- Maybe it's a bluff,
but, you know,

it's a damn good bluff.

When you're dealing
with your child,

it's not something
I want to play with.

It's not about Kathryn.
It's about my unborn child.

His life is at stake.

I want her to be in
a happy place,

and if that means
cosigning a lease,

put it in front of me,
I will sign it right now.

- You--you have to know
it's not your fault.

I mean, do you know that?
- Mm-hmm.

I put the blame
squarely on Jennifer.

She needs to
leave Kathryn alone.

She's an instigator,
she's a troublemaker.

She's always
stirring the pot.

I've known Jennifer
for at least ten years.

We had a short relationship.
It was just a drunk fling.

But she wanted more.

And my friendship
with Jennifer turned sour

when I started to realize
that every time I was out,

every time that there was
something on social media,

she would take a screenshot
and send it to Kathryn,

trying to upset her.

I mean, for example,
this party Friday night,

I'm not going to take a date.
Jennifer Snowden will be

texting her,
"He's with some date."

Every time there's an issue
with Kathryn,

you can see the footprints of
Snowden, closely nearby.

So until the baby is born--

- You got to walk the line.

- I've got to walk the line.

- You're in a bad spot.

- If I can handle prison for
six months, I think I can

handle this for two months.
- [laughs]

♪ ♪

[energetic music]

♪ ♪

[phone line trilling]

- [speaking German]

- Baby, it's Whitney.
Call me, bye.

Fáááing kidding me.

[lively music]

♪ ♪

- God, this'd be
so much easier

if I could just
copy and paste this.

♪ ♪

[phone line trills]
- Yello?

- Hey.
- Hey.

- What's up?

- [laughs]

Your honesty
is very well received.

So I'm going
to Craig's new office

to physically watch him
turn in the application

for the bar exam.

- We've been hoodwinked
too many a times, haven't we?

- How's getting ready
for the bar?

- I got my application in.
- When's your bar?

- February.
- February what?

- 2017.
[laughs]

- I'm going to read it.

All right.
I hope you feel better.

I don't know what happ--

- You know what?
It's your cooking.

That's what made you feel bad.
[laughs]

- I'm kidding, Cam.
I love your dinner.

It was great.

- Bye.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Well, look at you.
- Yeah, welcome.

- I mean,
leather chair and all.

- Welcome to the, uh,
ground zero.

I don't know what
we're calling it yet.

- What are you up to
in here every day?

- Dude, I have the bourbon side
and the hotel side.

I mean, I'm excited
about the hotel,

but the bourbon I just think
I can run with.

- Listen, I know nothing about
the bourbon business.

I mean, do you?
- I mean, sháá,

we have--have enough experience
drinking bourbon.

- [laughs]
Yeah, I suppose.

[playful music]

That's akin to him saying,

"I've driven a car,
I can run Chevy."

I mean, it's--it's absurd.

- Getting ready to, uh,
submit my bar application

for real this time.
- Yes, yes.

- Got my fingerprints done,
my jobs,

then I had to get
three character affidavits.

- Let's see it.

- I've talked about it
for so long,

but this is the last step

and I have to
knock it out today,

or else all this
was for nothing.

I had to go get passport photos
taken this morning,

'cause when you walk
into the exam,

you got to prove who you are.
- Okay, cut them out,

let's do this.
- All right, do I use

a glue stick
to glue it on there?

- [laughs]
- Or do I us a Velcro?

Velcro?
- No, glue stick.

- Glue stick.
- Why would someone use Velcro?

Use a glue stick.
- But it's--it's very

adhesive--like it's--
it--you--

- It's not a pair
of tennis shoes.

- God forbid I finally
do everything right,

and I don't get to take the bar
because my picture fell off.

- Craig, use the glue stick.
- All right, okay.

Oh, we got to go to
the mailing center,

I want to certify it
and send it overnight,

so I make sure
it gets in on time.

- The mailing center.
Who says that?

What are you from Canada?

- That's what it is.
- [laughs]

- All right.
Future's in here.

- Let me give you a ride.
- Let's do it.

- It's happening.
- I know.

- Can I one day call you
to get me out of jail?

- Hopefully.
- Unless you're in there

with me.

[energetic music]

♪ ♪

- Wide awake!
- How are you?

- I like your pink top.
- Oh, thanks.

I like your fancy pants.
- We're going to be

ladies who lunch today.
- [laughs]

- My first lunch with friends
in the middle of a work day.

- I never eat with Leva anymore
because she always

wants to eat at, like, 9:00
at night and I'm in bed.

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Uh, do y'all want to start
with something to drink?

- I'm going to get a glass of
white Whitehaven.

- I'll have that too.
- All right.

- I'm going to have
an unsweet tea.

- All right, sounds good.

- No wine.
Is there a baby in the oven?

- Not yet.

It's starting to become like,
very, um, labor intensive.

You have a certain period
of time,

you got to, like,
get it in every 48 hours.

- What does that mean,
"Get it in every 48 hours"?

- I mean get it in
every 48 hours.

Get the soldiers in.
Ready for battle.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- I think when sex
becomes a job or a chore

to get pregnant...

Boop, boop.

- When are you getting
on the baby train?

Why am I alone
on this island?

- I'm trying every month
not to get pregnant.

- You can't be
in control of everything.

Is that possibly where a lot of
this is stemming from?

- I told you, I paid.
I had full genetic testing done.

I was kind of hoping there would
be something wrong with me,

so I can use that
as an excuse

not to have to get pregnant.
[laughs]

- Yeah, there's nothing
wrong with you.

[tense music]

- At this point,
I do not feel like

I am equipped
to have a child.

I am, if you looked at my life
from the outside,

I'm happily married,
I'm financially stable,

we have loving,
supportive families.

There's no reason, really,
to an "outsider"

why I should not
be having a baby.

- Why are you
so focused on the worst?

- What in your life has like--
you have everything good

in your life.
- Maybe I'm afraid

to screw it up.
- You're not going to

screw it up.
You've got a level head.

- I don't know
about all that.

I thought about
going to a shrink.

[dramatic music]

I do struggle with anxiety,

and I have
for a long time,

and I just want to make sure

that this indecision
is not rooted

in fear or anxiety...

which I think
could be happening.

- I think I'll have
postpartum depression.

- Oh, my God.
- My mom had it.

- Just eat your placenta.
- Leva.

- Oh, Leva.
- I ain't eating my placenta.

- I'll eat it with you.

- [retches]

- We're eating.
We're eating.

- Give me a little bit
of that placenta.

- Coming up...

- So what's it say
that Thomas doesn't go

to the fáááing hospital?
- I'm so bored

of her thinking
she can manipulate everyone

with this child.
It's disgusting.

[jazzy music]

♪ ♪

- Okay, so guests,
I believe,

are going to enter
through the front.

- Is there a table and chair?
- They'll have somebody

greeting them there.

- I'm always meticulous

with any party,
or actually anything I do.

The--the flamingo party
needs to be perfect

because I'm going to be
photographing it

for my entertainment book.

Organization,

pre-planning,
double checking.

All those things
are what make for a good party.

- So they'll come in,
and then I thought

as they come
around the corner,

we'd have a tall tower
of rosé champagne.

- Fabulous.
- And so everybody

will come in and get exactly
what this party is about:

pink flamingo rosé.
- Perfect.

It's one of
my signature things to do,

to have cocktail towers,

and I've done them
where they're all

tiers of glasses on top
and then you you actually

pour the champagne into the top,
and it spills over

into all of the glasses.

I'm--I'm going to put
an illustration in the book.

'Cause you have to do it
mathematically,

or else you end up
with a big mess.

Now, will your staff
be wearing pink?

- They will,
and then we have 144 flamingos

inflated already.
I did them all myself.

[both laugh]

- They'll be 144 flamingo babies
in the pool.

People will think
Thomas Ravenel has been there.

[laughs]

- Do you want to walk over,
and look at this area

for the fortune teller?
- Yeah.

Did we get a fortune teller
that looks like

a fortune teller?
- She does, yes.

- Oh.

[lively music]

♪ ♪

- Oh.
- What's up?

- What's up, girl?
- How are you?

- Good.
both: Muah.

- Um, I'm glad you could
sneak away during lunch

to, uh,
hit the spa with me.

- Is--
[laughs]

Is that what normal people do?

Just, like,
go to the spa at lunchtime

for a quick, like, spa date?
- Yeah.

It's important
to look and feel good, I mean,

it's--it's part of being
a Southern woman.

You know, being well kept
means that you're sort of

a good person.
[laughs]

I need to get my toes pink
for the flamingo party.

Do you know what
you're going to wear yet?

- No, all right, so I think
you know my style well enough,

like I still, like--
I always want to stand out.

- Yeah.
- But I still want to

look sharp while I do it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You need to be like dapper pink.
- Yeah, so I want to do,

like, you know, Gatsby-ish pink.
- [laughs]

I think it's sort of
the Yankee in Craig,

that he's more in touch
with his "metrosexual,"

I think
is what they call it.

- I don't know.
Have you found something?

- I have a couple options,
but I want to keep looking.

[cell phone ringing]
- Hold on, Snowden's calling me.

- [laughs]
- It's just--

- Dun, dun, dun.
- Hey, what's going on?

- Hey, Craig.

[dramatic music]

- Jesus.

- You know,
this pregnancy has already

been hard enough on Kathryn.

I mean, she's already
being alienated by

a lot of our group,
she clearly doesn't have

the most supportive
baby's daddy,

and it's really sad.

I feel bad for her.

So did she get released
from the hospital?

- Here we go again.
It's just always this drama.

It's like,
"Oh, she's in the hospital."

Well, you know what?

People go to
the hospital every day.

Calm the fááá down

- Yeah, yeah, no.

I mean, that's--that's
terrifying.

- You know, and then
here's Jennifer on the phone

being like, "She almost died!"

Like, really?

I doubt that,
but thanks for calling,

we'll talk to you later.

Going to the spa.
[laughs]

- Yeah, thanks for, uh, letting
me know and just keep me posted.

- Bye.

[tense music]

Whoa.

- What the fááá?

She must have really, really,
really gotten worked up

if it affected the baby,
and like,

so what's it say
that Thomas doesn't go

to the fáááing hospital?

Look, I would always have
Thomas's back,

and I've always, like,

held both of them
equally guilty

in their disastrous
relationship,

but I would've expected
a lot more from him

when it comes to
his unborn baby.

- Yes, to be kind,
he should've gone

to the hospital.
That's why Jennifer's calling.

She's like, she doesn't have
any friends.

She doesn't have any friends
'cause she treats everyone

like sháá
until she needs something.

I just feel like
everything Kathryn does

is a ploy for attention,
so if she has, you know,

the slightest bit of discomfort
she's going to go run to the ER.

You can cry wolf
so many times,

and then eventually no one cares
that there's a wolf.

I'm so bored of her thinking
she can, like,

control and manipulate everyone
with this child.

It's disgusting.
I'm not going to like,

be manipulated
by some psychopath.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I'm about to bring

a second baby
into this world,

and yet,
I don't even know

where I'm going to live.

So when Thomas
went back on his word

to cosign a house for me,
it was like,

an overwhelming feeling
of just defeat,

and the whole situation

just got my blood pressure up

to a point where
it began affecting

not only me,
but my baby, as well,

And I ended up
in the hospital.

[cell phone rings]

Oh, boy.

[dramatic music]

Hey, Thomas, what's up?

- Hey, how are you?
- Doing well.

- Yes.

- All we need is
a stable place to live,

and a peaceful environment,
and if Thomas isn't

willing to be
supportive of that,

then he really has
no place in our lives

as far as I'm concerned.

- For my house
in Mount Pleasant?

- Oh, my gosh.

The best news ever.
Thank you so much.

- I mean,
I know the day I move in,

I'm probably going to
need help getting,

like, at least the nursery
furniture upstairs.

- That's very nice of you.

Awesome, well now that
this is in, it should be,

like, two days, so
I really, really appreciate it.

It's great news.

Yeah, I'm excited,

but at the same time,
a little disturbed

because it feels
like it had to

take something
so extreme to happen

to motivate him
to do the right thing.

Cosigning on this house
is the least he could do

for me at this point.

- I sure will.

- All right, bye.
- All right, bye.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Hm.

- Coming up...

- Liza was competing
for Miss USA.

- That the one where
you don't need a--a talent.

You just have to look hot
in a bathing suit.

- No.
- [laughs]

- That's rude.

[lively music]

♪ ♪

- Now that's
a beautiful look.

♪ ♪

[camera shutter clicking]

♪ ♪

- I grew up in the '50s.

Mothers wore dresses,
and they had high heels,

and their hair was done
and their makeup was on.

- I love those.
- I love them, too,

but I don't think
I can stand up

in gravel
and in the lawn in them.

I've always
maintained that

you have to put on the dog
and try to be as glamorous

as you can.

- I love pink on you, too.

- And I think for parties,

you have to go out
a little bit more

to glam it up.

Thank you very much.

Oh, my God.
- I think we're ready for you.

- It's an infestation.
[both laugh]

You are a genius.
Thank you.

And we got pictures of
everything?

- Virgil got lots of
detail shots of food

and a set-up table.
- Maybe I could get Virgil

to take a picture of me before
my hair gets totally fuzzy.

- Absolutely, yeah.
- The logical place

is me at the bar.
[both laugh]

- Right, that was
my first thought.

[camera shutter clicking]

Smoking.
- [laughs]

[lively music]

♪ ♪

- Should we go open this up?

- Yeah, pop that.

[cork pops]
Boom.

Pour me a glass.

We are waiting
on a friend of mine.

Hold off on her.

You know, some of these women,

they like white wine.

They're worried
about their teeth.

They don't want any of that
red stuff on their teeth.

both: Cheers.

- I told you about Landon.
- Yes.

- She is a great girl,
and I'm looking forward

to introducing her to you.

She can help you with, um,
interior decorating,

and she's good with--
she has other skills, as well,

which, perhaps,
if you get to know her better.

- Find out.
- On a more intimate level.

You may discover.

You know, we're just friends.

[laughs]

Here she comes.
Wow, what do you think?

- Beautiful.

- Nice.

[jazzy music]

Entrer.
- [laughs] Bonsoir.

- This is my friend Josh.
- Hi, how are you?

- Hi, nice to meet you,
Josh Royal.

- I'm Landon
both: Nice to meet you.

- Heard a lot about you.
- Oh, dear. [laughs]

Good I hope.
All right, let's do this.

- Let's do it.
- I brought my golf cart,

are you--
- We taking the golf cart?

- Are you guys
good in the cart?

- Let's go, I'm ready.
- [laughs]

Are you good to drive?
It's pretty simple.

- The sun in our eyes.
- It's the golden hour.

- The golden hour.
- It's a beautiful time.

♪ ♪

[camera shutter clicking]

♪ ♪

- Oh, this looks beautiful.

- Hello, Bryan,
how are you, my darling?

- Oh, I'm well,
how are you?

- Good.
- Good to see you,

this is beautiful, wow.
- Isn't it fun?

We have a fortune teller
over there.

- Oh, is that what she is?

- Wow.
- It's like Versailles.

- Patricia, I would like to
present my friend, Josh Royal.

- Josh.
- This is so fun. [laughs]

- Look at you.
- Oh.

- I went full flamingo,
I hope it's okay.

- That is fabulous.

- Ah, what you got here?

- Thank you very much.
- Good evening.

- Rosé for you.
- Wait, I don't have

a pink flamingo
on my cup.

That's all right,
I'll swallow it.

- Shall we?

- What white wines do you have?
- Chardonnay.

- Perfect, that's good.

- Mr. Ravenel.
- Hey, I like your shirt.

- How you doing, buddy?

- Doing great, man.
So far, so good.

- Evening.
- Hi, darling.

- This is amazing,
I mean, he's done

an incredible
job decorating.

- So cute.
- Landon.

- Hi, honey.
- Hi.

both: How are you?
[laughing]

- Good, I like this.
- You like it?

- Hi, I brought--
- Did you bring

a bottle? We got--
- I brought--I brought

some bourbon.
- Good to see you.

- Good to see you, babe.
You look awesome.

- What's up?
You look great.

- Hi, honey.

- I can't even, like,

look directly at it.

- Yeah, it's like
a local bourbon.

- Oh, cool.
- Yeah, let's do a shot of it.

- She's a little bit more

Fredericks of Hollywood

than Saks Fifth Avenue.

[lively horn music]

- [laughs]
You know what?

That had my name
written all over it.

- Naomie is very sorry
for not being able

to make it tonight.

♪ ♪

- Isn't that fabulous?
- A gift.

- I think it's great.

It doesn't fit in
with my 18th century

Chelsea porcelain,

but I'm sure
I'll find a place

for it somewhere.
[laughs]

- Liza was competing
for Miss USA.

- What do you do?
Wow.

- Yeah.
- Usually, I say, that's the one

where you don't need
a--a talent.

You just have to look hot
in a bathing suit.

- [laughs]
- No, that's rude.

- That's not rude.

You--are you in college?

- I am.
- What year are you?

- I'm a senior.
- Oh, I-I'm just a junior.

- He's, like, used that line
about 50 times in the past week.

- A junior in high school,

is that what you're telling me?
[both laugh]

- Watching Thomas
try to break the ice,

it's kind of like
the horny, drunk uncle

who's just trying to
impress someone.

It just doesn't work.

- We're about to
jump in the pool.

Are you going to
jump in with me?

- Yes, I told you I would.
- Okay.

- I need a partner.

[laughter]
- Easy!

- Thank you.

- Oh, look, Bailey's here.

- Where is she?

♪ ♪

Just because I invite someone
to a party

doesn't mean I'm going home
with them, you know?

[laughs]

- Love the shirt.
- Thank you.

- You want, like,
a big, fluffy bow?

- You're the pro.
- This is fun.

♪ ♪

- It's tasty,
but I'm ready for a bourbon.

[both laugh]

- What's up?
- Oh, my God.

- How are you?
- Hey, David.

- A little pink for everybody.
- Ah, yeah.

- How are you?
- Hi, honey.

- Dude, you even got
the fáááing pink

Gucci loafers on.
- I was trying to get pink.

I think they're a little--
they're pinkish tone.

- They're hot pink.

- Feel like looking over--
- Yeah!

[laughing]
- I'm fashionably late.

- So what?
- I'm always early

to everything.
- [laughs]

- Jesus, Craig.
- This is real fancy.

- Don't mess it up.
If this thing crashes down

and it's my fault,
I will be sad.

- Patricia's parties are
always over the top,

and they are just
perfectly executed.

I don't know how she does it.
Well, actually,

I do know how she does it.
She has other people do it--

do it for her.
[laughs]

- Dude, it looks like
Garanimals or something.

- Are you ready?
- I'm--I'm after you.

I'm going behind you.
- [laughs] Oh, my God.

- Why don't you go
and do some sit-ups?

- All right, let's do this.
- All right.

- Oh, my God.
- [laughs]

♪ ♪

[screaming]
- Oh, whoa.

Oh, my God.
Yeah, I got all wet.

It's all right.
[laughs]

- Like little birdie flamingo.
- Well, Shep,

you ruined the party.

♪ ♪

- Oh.
- There goes Shep,

running around
in his undies.

[laughs]

- So Kathryn,
she's just laying low tonight?

- Yeah, you know.
- What happened with the, uh,

the hospital thing,
though?

Did it all work out?
- That was--

they just put her on bed rest.
You know,

she had some, um...

issues and--
that have been resolved.

Yeah.
- Did you go see her

at the hospital?
- Yeah, of course.

They called
and I went directly there.

[tense music]

- Yeah, because, like,
Snowden called me

and was like,
"Yeah, Thomas didn't even

go to the hospital
when Kathryn was there."

♪ ♪

- Snowden said that?
- Yeah.

- What a liar.
I went there immediately.

♪ ♪

The bitch strikes again.
I mean,

there's no level low enough
to which she won't stoop.

- Well, if you went,
I'm pretty relieved.

- I absolutely went.
But she's trying to

create problems
with me and Kathryn,

and I think that's evil.

Especially when it can
send her to a hospital

and put my baby in jeopardy.
- Yeah.

I'm just-- I don't want
this person in my life.

- I don't doubt that

one of the main reasons
Thomas is so furious

at Jennifer is that

she was supposed to be
the fun mistress

on the side,
but she certainly as hell

wasn't supposed to
stick around,

and she certainly wasn't
supposed to be meddling in

his and Kathryn affairs.

- I don't know why she pulls her
into her confidence.

Um...she's the last person,
you know,

that she should trust.

- Coming up...

- Oh.
- Hey, how are you?

- Buddies.
- Tell you, going to

go in the pool,
head first.

- Be another assault charge.
[laughs]

- What you got there,

- What you got there,
sugar bear?

- Water.
- Aw.

- Vino.
- You got another baby

on the way?
- No. [laughs]

- No.
[laughs]

- It's coming through
the front now, too.

- I'm okay with that.
It's just water.

- He looks like
he wee'd his pants.

[laughs]

- So you and Shep
are not anything?

- No, we never have been.

I mean, I've known him
for so long,

and he's just like--
- So have you guys smooched?

- Like, for a million years ago.

[both laugh]

I mean,
I'm not going to lie,

there's times when I do wonder
if Shep and I could make

a relationship work,

but, you know,
I'm just afraid he's not

really at that place yet,

and I don't want to risk
getting hurt.

I think he's made out
with every one of my friends

at this point.

- Probably, probably.
- [laughs]

- You been to the psychic yet?
- You want to go?

- Mm-hmm, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, you all get

yours done together.
- All right,

let's go over there.
- Okay.

- Let's get in line.

- Are they doing tarot cards?

I want to do it.
- Yeah, come on.

- You can't have your futures
told with out me.

- I'll sit in the middle.

Do Shep first.
He's very troubled.

- All right...

- Oh.

- Stability?
- Mailbox money.

- Him?

- Yes, things are going
quite well.

- Mm-hmm.

- [scoffs]
Totally.

- Oh, Jesus, you're going to
give him a big head.

- Totally on the top of my game.
- [laughs]

- What's this one mean?
- I like this.

- I don't know if I would

look at Shep
and necessarily say

that he is
on top of his game.

He can't even stop looking
at this girl's boobs.

I don't even think he's
listening to what she's saying.

I mean, his eyes are
honed in on the hooters.

- [sighs]
- Queen of what?

both: Wands.

- The wand represents fire.
- Shep loves wands.

- Joie de vivre.
- [laughs] Maybe--

- That's what I have.

The queen is--
- I bet she is.

- [laughs]
- I love this fortune stuff.

I was riding a chariot,
then I was the king,

and then there was
this hot queen with a wand.

- But she didn't--
she didn't tell you

anything about of a wife--
- Guess what the--

- Or a woman.
- Guess what the wand was.

- Who?
- Me.

[laughs]

- No, I wasn't
upset about anything.

- But I wonder at times
what causes her to

like, really despise me.

I feel like it's not just,
"Eh, I don't care

for her too much."
It's "I don't like her.

You're not allowed
to talk to her."

- [laughs]
- "I am the queen.

You must listen, or you're not
allowed in my quarters."

- [laughs] You give her
a British accent.

I mean, I've never done
anything against you.

I just felt like
there was

a very cold shoulder
coming from you.

- Listen, you're entitled to do
whatever you want to.

I didn't get upset with you,
or I wouldn't have

invited you tonight, and--

- But there was
definitely a chill.

- I think it's unattractive

that he is friendly
with Kathryn Dennis.

Looks very low-rent to me.

I've had houseguests,
so I was kind of,

you know, otherwise engaged.
- Okay.

I just wanted to make sure
we were okay.

It's very clear to me

what Patricia sees in Kathryn
that she doesn't like.

She sees herself.
And let's span back,

however many years,

to Patricia's youth
when she was 22 years old,

this beautiful,
vivacious woman

who dressed well
and had a great figure

and turned
every powerful man's head,

you know, then come back
to where we are now,

and you've got
this redheaded vixen

who turns the head
of a Ravenel, you know?

I do miss your company,
so I didn't want--

- Oh, I know that.
- My insecurity,

and--and your busyness
to come between us.

[laughs]

- I don't
like confrontations.

I don't like complications.

And the fact that he wants to
gossip about everybody,

I mean, he's kind of a

poor man's Truman Capote.

- All right, caio bella.
Thank you.

- Caio bella yourself.
- [laughs]

- Shep, are you going
to produce tonight?

- Make love.
- War.

- [laughs] Can you imagine
Shep making love?

[gasps, screams]

[bleep]
- Oh, my God.

- [laughs]
- Oh, my God.

Come on.
- Are you all right?

- [laughs]
- Come on, give me your hand.

- Are you laughing or crying?
- Cut her off!

- You fell over
when you said,

"Can you imagine
you making love."

That's not very nice.
- Don't ruin my boxwood.

[laughter]
- Pass her to me.

- Just kill me.
This is the--

this is the most embarrassing
moment of my life.

- [laughs]

- Hello.
- Hey, how are y'all?

- This looks so pretty.

- Oh, I love one, thank you.
- You're welcome.

I love your antlers.

[laughs]
Your headband.

- They--I know,
it was like,

had to drive like this.
- [laughs]

[tense music]

- What, um, what are you
drinking, man?

- Yeah. [laughs]
- Really, where?

- Hey, how are you?
- Buddies.

- Oh.

- What are you drinking,
Thomas?

- Hey, darling.
I love them.

- Thank you.
- I want something

other than rosé.

- Come on,
let's get you a drink.

- Oh, that is cute.
- And I brought

a few extra pairs,
and even this.

- Kathryn was excluded
from the party.

You have this piece of trash,

who's going around
spreading rumors,

is invited.

It's bullsháá.

- How've you been?
- I love it,

you did everything
these colors, and then, yep.

- Tell this chick,
I'm going to take off

and throw her
in the pool, head first.

- Flamingo,
pink flamingo.

- Be another assault charge.
[laughs]

You do it--
- It'd be--it'd be worth it.

both: It'd be worth it.

- Coming up...

- I'm not lying
about you, Thomas.

- Quit messing with this girl
who's pregnant.

- I'm her only friend
she trusts.

- Well--
- And you know what?

It'd be nice
if the father of her kids

was the other one.

- Isn't this awesome?

- You look beautiful.

- I need about 20 more
of those

pimento cheese sandwiches.

- I heard y'all are having
a dinner party.

- They're talking about going
back up to play polo on Sunday.

For the finals.
- Oh, God, should we

do round two of this?
- [laughs]

- Speaking of,
can someone tell me

what happened
in the wake of our exodus?

- Well, we all just, kind of--
- I-I mean, I felt bad.

- Yeah, we had to meet--
- For whatever she was

going through,
although I didn't understand

what she was going through.
- I didn't either, really.

- Thank you.
- I think she just thought

it was going to be us
and Thomas.

- But none of it
adds up to me.

I don't know.
I feel like it was

us being there.
- I mean, no,

I didn't even know
you thought that, sorry.

- Look who's there.
[scoffs]

He knows I'm not friends
with Elizabeth and J.D. anymore,

and they're sitting over there
in his team chairs.

Like, no, this is not okay.
- Well you--

- I mean, let's be honest.

This is not an ideal

position to be in.

- You're a good friend.
- I know.

- I wouldn't want
your feelings to be hurt.

- Why are you so upset?
- Huh?

- Why are you so upset?
- Well, you know,

Craig came up to me and told me
that Jennifer told him

that, "Oh, Thomas is terrible,"
you know?

"Kathryn went in the hospital,
and he wouldn't even

go to the hospital."
Which is a lie.

[crowd murmuring]

- 'Cause--Jennifer,
that's the only, like,

thing she has--
- Why does she have that?

- Is to create drama
between the two of you.

- She's been doing this
since day one.

- Yeah.
- Well.

- At some point,
you got to be like,

"Look, this isn't
healthy for me."

- It's just unfortunate.
It probably would have

made me feel better
if she had reached out to me

after the incident,

and said, "Hey, this is
what it was."

- Excuse me for a moment.
- Yeah.

- But yet,
she went to the hospital.

- But I still haven't
heard from her.

- I hear what you're saying.
- I don't know.

- I don't mean
to interrupt, but, um,

can I talk to you,
personally?

- Sure, Thomas.
- Pardon me.

- You guys are good.

- Let's walk over here.

- Craig just came up to me
and told me that,

"You know, Jennifer told me

that Thomas didn't even go see
Kathryn in the hospital."

- He didn't--you didn't stay
overnight, that's what I said.

[dramatic music]

- I was there.
- She needed the support,

you know?
- I was there for two hours.

Hold on a second.
I was there for two hours.

- Two hours?
That's like a--a visitor,

like a neighbor.

Not me.
- She was argue--

started to arguing,
I said, "Look, I don't want

"to upset you.
I don't want

to get you worked up,
so I'm going to leave."

I'm worried about my child.

She has an unformed child

within her
that is my flesh and blood.

- Yeah, I know.
- And if it's born prematurely,

I mean, we're looking at
neonatal intensive care unit.

- I know all about it.
- We're looking

at a child that cannot be,
uh, fully normal.

- Yeah, Thomas,
I know all about that.

- We don't need
to mess with her right now.

- No, I don't.
- There's a lot of

drama that's happening,
and she's pinning it

on information that
she's getting from you.

- If Thomas wants to know
who's the one

that's putting
Kathryn's health at risk,

he needs to take a long, hard

stare in the mirror,
and then run out

in front of traffic,
because it is only him.

- How about
what Craig just said?

Why would I lie about that?
- I don't know.

- Why would Craig
just lie to me two seconds ago?

- He didn't lie.
He misunderstood.

- That's--he--
he misunderstood?

- Oh, my gosh, Thomas.

- I mean, a blind person
can see through these lies.

She's only
digging the hole deeper,

and I feel the need to want to
bury her in that hole.

I mean, you know,
is Craig a liar too?

I'm a liar,
Craig's a liar,

everyone's a liar except you?
- Did I say--

Thomas, my God.

- And the misunderstanding,

everything's
a misunderstanding?

At some point there's
a lie there.

- No, there's no
misunderstanding with you.

- At some point--at some point
there's a liar involved.

- No, you have no mis--no--
- You just said

that Thomas Ravenel
didn't go see his baby.

- I just said,
"No, he did not."

You have no misunderstanding.
- Stay the fááá

out of my life,
stay the fááá out of my life.

- Thomas Ravenel is a bully.

You can yell and scream

and come at me
any way that you wish,

but I am not going
to wrestle

in the mud with a pig.

- Quit lying about me,
and quit fáááing with my--

- No, 'cause I'm not lying
about you, Thomas.

- Quit messing with this girl
who's pregnant.

- I'm not messing
with her at all.

I'm her only friend she trusts.
- Well--

- And you know what?
It'd be nice if the father

of her kids
was the other one.

- [sighs]

It seems to me that

Jennifer has made it
her mission

to carve out a niche

in Kathryn's life
whereby I am the enemy.

I don't think Jennifer has
concern for anything in life,

other than wrecking
other people's lives.

Well, there's a common
denominator in all of this.

- Yes, you.

- And you.
- No, it's--I'm a friend

when she doesn't have one,
Thomas.

I'm torn between
completely cussing him out

and telling him the truth about
how I really feel about him.

You're a sháááy dad,
and you're sháá to Kathryn.

Take responsibility
and quit pointing the finger

at everybody else.

And the other half of me kind
of just feels sorry for him,

because he truly believes

the stupid sháá that is
coming out of his mouth.

Truly, he does.

You hurt her to the point,
sometimes, where like,

I'm really worried, like--
- Look, when the baby's--

when the baby's born--
- Can you just please

understand this?
- Then you can resume

doing what you do.

Just stop it for five weeks.
- Why don't we

call her right now?
- Stop it, and--and--

- We can call her right now.
- No.

- You're making a scene
at a very nice party.

- See, hold on,
hold on one second,

is--you proved my point.

You want to call her right now,
that would upset her.

Why would I call her right now?
- Because you said--

- Why would I call her right--
why would I call her right now?

- No, I didn't, no--
- You want to make a phone call

and upset her.
- No, I didn't prove your point.

- I-I can't have
a conversation with you.

- No--me either.
Good riddance.

[dramatic music]

Fááá him, man.

- Coming up...

- Tell her to get
out of your house.

- Escort her out.
- Mom, tell her to leave.

- Are you giving her a report?
A blow-by-blow?

♪ ♪

- [clears throat]

- You just--you proved my point.

- You just--you proved my point.
- No, I didn't.

- You want to make a phone call

- You want to make a phone call
and--and--upset her.

- No, no I didn't

- No, no I didn't
prove your point.

- I-I can't have
a conversation with you.

- Me either.
Good riddance.

[dramatic music]

Fááá him, man.

- Oh, boy.

This is fáááing
absolutely ridiculous.

- [sighs]
Okay.

- What's ups?
- Done with her.

- Wait, what?
What'd she do?

- Ah, it's not worth it.

- Thomas and Kathryn have
enough problems of their own.

If Jennifer is going to
add to them, oh, my God.

This river is full.

[laughs]
We don't need the dam to break.

- I'll take a, um...

[sighs]
Just give me a water.

- Thomas needs a drink.
- No, I don't.

I just need a water.

[phone line trilling]
- Hey.

- Oh, my God.

- You're not going
to believe this.

I mean, you will.
- Well, what happened?

- I'm just tired of
Jennifer provoking Kathryn

and getting her upset.

She wanted to call her
and upset her right now.

- I already--I already had it
out with him--

- She wanted to put her
in the hospital right now.

- He's so intimidated
by our friendship,

of blaming everything on me.

- No, I'm--I'm up on the porch

while Thomas is over there,
you know,

spitting vitriol about me
at the top of his,

like, stupid lungs.
- Let's just leave her alone.

- Let us have a normal baby.
Quit trying to create drama.

- And the thing is,
is that I said,

you know, Thomas--

- Tell her to get
out of your house, trespassing.

- She wasn't invited.
Mom--

- Escort her out.
- She's tres--

- Tell her to leave.
- She's trespassing.

- You--you have a ho--
you have

a home wrecker in there.

- Who?
- We got a little home wrecker

on the corner there.

My poor mother
has to deal with this.

- Are you giving her a report?
A blow-by-blow?

- Why would
she call Kathryn now?

- [clears throat]
- I told her

to leave her alone.
- Madam.

- Thank you.

- There's a spy in our midst.

- You know what,
I'm just going to leave.

I'll talk--I'll call you
from the car.

Now I know how it feels
to be Kathryn, honestly.

Being attacked for what you
feel is no reason,

and feeling like

no one's
really on your side.

- Good, she's leaving--
she's leaving.

Get her ass out of here.

- Fááá that.
Fááá that.

- It's all right.
She's gone, it's over with.

No more--
Mata Hari.

- I can take a lot of things.

Prison, political embarrassment,
false public allegations,

but do not mess
with my family.

I told her, in five--
in five weeks

she can tell her that I'm with

like, 80 naked women
or something,

but until the--until the child
is born, leave her alone.

- Fááá that.
I didn't do anything wrong.

- On the next episode of
"Southern Charm"...

- I thought it'd be fun to
throw Shep a birthday party.

- Who are you going to invite?
- Shep wants me

to invite Kathryn.
[laughs]

- Oh, God,
- Whitney hates Kathryn.

- Why?
- I honestly think

there was more to
their relationship

than just a one-night stand.
- You think Whitney

had feelings for her
and that's why he hates her?

- I'm not really involved with
the group anymore.

- If you extend that olive
branch, you'll be surprised

how receptive
people will be.

- Hey, Cameran.
- Hey, how are you?

- I don't know,
I was just wanting to reach out

and see if you wanted
to go to lunch maybe.

- Shep, do a jump.
- Whoo!

- I've got really long limbs.
- Oh, my God,

this is like, really slick.
- This sucks.

Ow.

Hey, Kathryn,
is everything okay?

- Landon set it up.

- I've invited her,
but if she doesn't show up,

who cares?
- I care.

[dramatic music]

I've had enough, man.

- For more "Southern Charm,"
go to bravotv.com.

[bell rings]