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(Cameran)
Previously on Southern Charm...

I'm thinking about taking
everybody down to Jekyll.

I'm down
for a little vacation.

Landon decided that the gang

needed to get out of town
for a little R&R.

Meanwhile, Kathryn
finally realized

she is the only one
in control of her own happiness.

(Kathryn)
I'm not gonna put my life
on hold for Thomas anymore.

This is the new Kathryn.

And when Craig's
lack of a work ethic

finally came home to roost...

Craig, I've got
to terminate you.

He couldn't get out of taking
the boys home to Delaware.

(Craig)
Don't say anything
about my job.

I haven't told them
I'm not working yet.

[clears throat]

(Cameran)
But Whitney isn't very good
at following directions.

It seems like now
he's wasting his talents,

staying up and partying
all night.

And with tensions
running high...

(Craig)
Whitney,
I'm fáááing pissed.

What I tell my parents
and when I tell them

is my fáááing decision.

It's out of concern
and love, man.

I mean, you're a bit
of a mess.

Craig learned that honesty
sometimes is the best policy.

We'll always be proud
of you, no matter what.

We love you too,
and it'll be fine, just...

- Just get it done.
- Just get it done.

I hope to God
that this is it for him,

that this is the wake-up call.

[Mia Sable's It's Easy]

- ♪♪ Mm-hmm,
he's got money ♪♪

♪♪ He's in magazines ♪♪

♪♪ He's got more honeys ♪♪

♪♪ Than any honeybee ♪♪

♪♪ Ba-ba doo ♪♪

♪♪ Ba-ba dee-ee-ee ♪♪

♪♪ It's easy ♪♪

♪ As the birds and the bees
and the one, two, threes ♪

♪♪ Mm-hmm ♪♪

[jazz music]

♪♪ ♪♪

Here we go.

Jekyll Island, here we come.

What are we're gonna
be doing there?

Well, we have croquet,

and we have a couple
fancy dinners.

And then the rest,
I think we'll just sort of

be hanging out.

And we're off.

I'm just excited
to get down there.

I haven't been
since Brooke's wedding.

(Landon)
I really just want
to show everyone Jekyll,

because that's where
my dad was raised

and we were raised.

I mean, it was essentially
like a little commune

with our little families,

and I love it.

(Powell)
So who all is coming?

Everyone, except Thomas
can't make it

'cause he's
on the campaign trail,

but I'm glad
Kathryn's coming.

She's really fun.

Cool.

I just want everyone
to, like, chill,

have a nice time.

I hope there's not
lots of drama.

[jazz music]

♪♪ ♪♪

[cell phone ringing]

Craig, what's up, man?

Need a ride?

Unfortunately,
about an hour away on 95,

otherwise I'd turn back
for you.

I've just spent
two days in Delaware

with frat boy
Laurel and Hardy.

I believe Shep
is going with Cameran,

so why don't you just
get a ride with them?

I thought I'd be a good friend,

helping Craig with his parents
and the situation.

I didn't know
it would piss him off.

What kind of law do you want
to go into--litigation?

I'm not talking about work.
I already said that.

I didn't mean to call him out
or do something malicious.

I just thought his parents

should be cognizant
of what's going on,

and maybe they can help him
in some way.

All right, dude.

- I'll see you later.
- Cheers, buddy.

I'm driving alone.

I need four hours
of just peace and quiet.

Just tune everything out.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

[horn honks]

- Hello.
- Hey, friend.

Miss Cameran,
how are you?

You ready?

Jekyll Island, here we come.

We're going to pick up Craig,
if his dumb ass is awake...

[chuckles]
At 1:00 in the afternoon.

Do you think that
Craig's parents just had no clue

what's really going on
with him?

They had no clue
that he lost his job.

I know that.

And I called you that morning
after the dinner

and kind of just tried
to take your advice

and be like, "Look, you know,
we've all been there."

But things just got
even more weird.

Why?

We had kind of a blow-up
on the golf course.

(Craig)
Whitney, I'm fáááing pissed.

What I tell my parents
and when I tell them

is my fáááing decision.

In defense of Whitney,

you had all these
accolades and all this,

and they bragging
about you.

And Whitney was like,
"What the fááá is going on?"

He promised to talk
to his parents.

Craig is not gonna give
his parents the full story.

His life is a facade.

He has all these
tiny, little lies

and justifications.

It's starting
to really piss me off.

With a guy like him,
the only way is tough love.

- Is to just ride him.
- Just ride him.

- Yeah.
- Just stay on him.

It's not my personality,

but I'm gonna smack him
around a little bit.

I'm kind of looking
forward to that.

[both chuckle]

[horn honks]

[car door opens]

Road trip.

Wait, wait, wait.

Open your trunk.

What is he doing?

He's changing
his clothes.

I'm aware of how wrong it is

to go to Jekyll Island
right now,

but I think I've done enough
facing reality

in the last few days.

- Oh, you got to be kidding me.
- What?

I left my glasses
in the trunk.

You are on
my last nerve already.

I am finally just ready
to go have fun again.

Anything else
for the princess?

I'm good right now, Mom.
Thanks.

The best I can do is go in
with high hopes

that it's gonna be peaceful

and nothing crazy's
gonna happen.

But he's probably gonna try
and push my buttons,

and if he does,

I'm just gonna try
and lay down the law.

(Kathryn)
I'm gonna give my mom
a call real quick

and check on Kensie.

I know.

(Cameran)
What did your parents
think about Whitney?

They were fine.

Whitney was just, like,
jumping in my business.

Yeah, but Whitney's
whole thing was,

you need to let your parents
know at least where you stand.

I was gonna tell them
I lost my job,

but, like, I was gonna
structure it in a way

that didn't, like,
leave my mom laying up at night

worrying about me.

But it was a blessing
in disguise,

because then I got to have

a really real conversation
with my parents.

(Craig)
It's not working out
at the firm right now.

So, you know, I'm transitioning
to other work.

Why not just call us
and tell us?

So you guys don't have
to worry at night, you know?

- That's not fair to you guys.
- But we're worrying anyways.

It's a huge weight
off my shoulders,

because I was just worried about
when they were gonna find out.

So are you,
like, actively looking

for a different job
right now?

- Well, I mean, I got to--
- Got to make money.

- Got to make rent.
- Make some money, yeah.

Yeah, it's just a busy time.

Well, he's got to study
for the Bar too.

Well, I mean--

Start looking at it now.

Do the right thing
and give yourself

more than a month and a half
to study for the Bar.

You're
at the 26th row.

It's enough.

Like, I get it.

Like, give me a chance
to fix it.

I haven't had time
to fix it yet.

You're the only person
in charge of your life.

That's the truth.

I think I've only got
one or two more

of these bullsháá lectures
from Shep

before I really get
pissed off.

Don't tell me
that nobody has choices.

This isn't North Korea.

Dude,
go fááá yourself.

(Landon)
Oh, this is pretty.

Whitney's already here.

I hope he approves
of his quarters.

Does he usually complain?

- No, he's just fancy-pants.
- Oh.

- Hello. How you doing?
- Good afternoon.

How are you?

Very well, thank you.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

You're welcome.

Let's get he water view.

The rooms on the front
are nicer.

Oh, this one's good,
but that's a king.

We need two beds.

This one's got, like,
a little living room in it.

(Powell)
Nice bathroom.

Can I have this room?

I really like the sun.

Fine with me.

We could take
these two rooms,

'cause then we just have,
like, our own little suite.

Whitney?

- Which one is he in?
- I don't know.

[knock at door]

Hi.

Hi, darling?
How are you?

How are you?

This is my sister Powell.

- Hey, how are you?
- Good. How are you doing?

- Are you comfortable?
- Yeah, it's a great room.

(Landon)
Oh, my God,
it's pretty awesome.

Whitney, he's an only child,

so he just assumes that whatever
the best there is to offer

is for him.

We are gonna get
a cocktail.

- You want to join us?
- All right, okay.

(Shep)
Where are we?

(Cameran)
We're staying
in one of these cottages.

Really?

This is gonna be odd.

Shep, one of us is gonna
hook up with a 40-year-old.

Multiply that by two.

Let's play a game.

The first person
to see someone our own age.

I thought we were going
to this, like, island

with, like, DJs
and, like, bars and, like--

I thought it was gonna be
like Spring Break.

Dude, these people
are old as fááá.

(Landon)
So how was Delaware?
Did you enjoy yourself?

It was very nice.

Met Craig's parents,
couldn't have been lovelier.

Good.

Oh, good.
here comes Cameran.

Let's greet
our guests, sister.

- This is a joke, right?
- What?

How'd we get tricked into
coming to a retirement home?

Are we visiting Landon's
grandma before we go?

It seems nice to me.

Everybody here is
on their last leg.

Have you driven around?

I haven't seen one person
without a cane.

(Landon)
Hi!

It's a convalescence home.

This is Heaven's
waiting room.

(Landon)
This actually is Heaven.

I think the problem is, is
they've just been in Delaware,

and they thought they were gonna
come down and, like, party hard,

and it's, like,
little old gray-haired ladies.

Gonna get a quick bite
at the main hotel.

Y'all get your rooms,
and I will see you later.

I want to be the furthest away
from everyone.

Goodness gracious.
The bed's big enough.

[imitates explosion]

All right, let's check out
the bartender.

I just want to go ahead and
apologize for my friends now.

[laughter]

(Craig)
So you're my new best friend.

What are we working with?

[laughs]

Do you have any scotch?
Little bit of ice.

(Shep)
Oh, is that scotch?

- Yeah.
- I'll take a triple.

Thanks, man.

What is there
to do here?

(Landon)
Yeah?

Would y'all like to take
a tour on the trolley?

Do you play croquet?

Well, y'all can drive home.

Craig and Shep--they are acting
like complete children.

I feel like I have
gone on vacation

and brought my two children.

This is why my uterus
is happy being child-free.

(Landon)
Should we go for a bike ride?

I want to ride bikes.

Yeah, I need some exercise.

You ever drink
scotch on the rocks

and ridden
a beach cruiser?

Oh, my God,
this is awesome.

I'm already starting
to love this place.

(Cameran)
Whoo!

(Jennifer)
Oh, no.

Jekyll Island!
Whoo-hoo!

On ice, it's a highball.

Yay! Hey, favorite thing--
biking and boozing.

Wait, wait on us.

- Hey, babe.
- Hi.

- How was the drive?
- It was good.

- How are you?
- Good, good.

Whoo!

I want to go
ride a bike.

We've also got
a golf cart and stuff.

But you guys
get your rooms.

Nobody's gonna wait.
Mm-mm.

Seemed like the moment we got
here, they kind of bolted.

That's very welcoming.

(Cameran)
Coming up...

You don't know sháá!

Relax, relax.

You think you're
so above everyone.

Dude, you're fáááing scum.

- Hey, buddy.
- Hey, you.

Hey, we saw your, like...

multiple $100,000 wagon
on the side of the road.

Oh, yeah?

Hey, bestie, what's up?

How are you?

When I promised Landon
I'd go on this trip,

I thought Thomas
would be there.

I was not anticipating
his paramour

to show up in his stead.

Well, you want to ride
to the beach

with me and Kathryn?

Everybody went there.

I've learned
that the "good Whitney"

is a very fleeting person.

He doesn't stay very long.

He's always orchestrating
something behind your back.

I have some work to do,
but thank you, though.

But I'll see you later
at dinner.

(Landon)
Whoo!

(Craig)
This is the fastest
anyone's moved

on this island in ten years.

(Cameran)
It is really pretty.

I mean, of course it's pretty.
This is our life.

(Landon)
Let's get to the beach.

(Shep)
It's this way, it said it.

(Cameran)
This is not where the beach--

(Shep)
Yes, it is. I have a brilliant
sense of direction.

Always have.
It's innate.

Where are you going?

You guys shouldn't follow him.
He's a fáááing lunatic.

- Craig, by the way, Craig--
- We've already done this.

Shep, you're not
the leader anymore. I'm sorry.

This is not okay.

You're not a local.
You know nothing.

Shep, you're acting
like an idiot.

Ugh, my God.

Craig can't get his life
in order for anything,

but he knows where
to find the beach.

That's absurd.

I know
where to find the beach.

I think I've got it
all figured out,

compared to Craig.

I honestly know that the beach
was the other way.

(Craig)
No, you just want us
to go that way.

Yeah, that's the--

That's not the way
to the beach.

- It bends back.
- It bends back.

(Craig)
He's trying to get me
to argue with him

so he can throw
me being a loser

and me losing my job

and my parents being
disappointed in me in my face.

I don't know.
I can't figure him out.

Why would you follow him?
You guys are idiots.

Yeah, we're the idiots.

You're the one that got
fired from your job.

(Landon)
Let's get to the beach.

I mean, it's, like, what,
like noon,

and they're already wasted.

I've already had to apologize
to the staff.

I mean, it just--

This is not, like, exactly
what I was expecting.

He's so broke,
he can't even pay attention,

and we're idiots.

Fáááing idiot.

Oh, man, it's gonna be
a long day.

[laughs]

Listen, I guess we
take that cart.

- Yep.
- All right.

Are we sure you know
how to drive this thing?

We shall find out.

[cart beeps]

Wait, hit the gas.

Oh, I know, we got to take
the parking brake off.

- Oh.
- It doesn't crank.

It's like a Prius.

Where are we going?

Oh, God.

We're headed to la playa.

Do you not find it,
like, kind of rude

that the moment we showed up,
they just, like, left

and said,
"We're going to the beach

if you guys want to come"?

Like, you invited us here.

Why are you asking us
if we want to come?

We're your guests.

I mean, I'm just saying,

I thought that
that was very odd.

Yeah.

You're looking forward
to something so much,

and it's that immediate
disappointment.

We just drove so long
to get here.

I mean, it was just really--

Yeah.

Just kind of like,

is that gonna, like,
taint the weekend, I guess?

I don't know.

We are gonna act happy,

and then people will
treat us happy, get it?

Hi. Do you know where
an ocean might be?

Oh, God.

As far as we can get.

Craig, Craig, Craig.

All right,
Craig, turn around.

He just said we're as far
from the beach as we could be.

Yeah, because you went
to follow Shep like an idiot.

You took off left
to follow him.

[sighs]

Look, everything
was handled.

And then you got
all pissy, and--

This sounds like every other lie
you've ever come up with.

I don't know if it's because

I let myself be vulnerable
in Delaware,

that he's just now gonna start
berating me all the time.

It's almost like,
now he's seen that I can bleed,

he wants
to make me bleed more.

It's never your fault, ever.

You took off
in front of me, and then--

You are an idiot, Craig.

Fááá this, I'm just going
back to the hotel.

(Cameran)
Yeah, I think I might
go back to the hotel too.

[cheering]

(man)
Please join me in welcoming
Thomas Ravenel!

Mr. Treasurer!

Good to see you.

(Thomas)
Thank you so much.

It's a great pleasure
to be here.

I want you to know,
I support equal rights

for all,

regardless
of your sexual orientation.

[cheering]

My name is Thomas Ravenel,

and I would love
to have your vote.

Thank you so much.

[cheering]

Thomas, come here.

We can start walking.

Go around here,
Thomas.

Good to see you, man.

Shoot a pic here.

What's your name?

Hey, how you doing?

Okay, here we go.
Ready?

I definitely wanted
to go to Jekyll Island.

Thank you.

But when you're spending
over a million dollars

of your own money
in a campaign,

you don't traipse off
to party.

So many of
the services we deliver,

we can't deliver
them well.

You spend that time
busting your butt,

trying to get
every vote you can.

You can't be beholden

to any special-interest groups
that define these two parties.

They're bought and
paid for, both of them.

Yeah, yeah.

How y'all doing?

I know Kathryn's
upset with me,

but right now she needs to be
able to keep it all together

until after the campaign.

Thank you.

Oh, you do, okay.

Perfect.

So we'll do
Kathryn, Shep, me.

Do you want to be
interchanged with Cooper?

- Yes.
- Perfect.

Hey, guys.

- Hi.
- How are you?

- Good.
- Don't you look fabulous?

Hi, welcome.

(Landon)
Oh, I love J.D. and Elizabeth.

I'm really hoping
that J.D.'s enthusiasm

for every country club game

will kind of rub off
on everybody.

- Hey, love.
- Hi, dear.

- Look at you?
- How are you?

I'm trying to do
the place settings.

(Cooper)
Your most honored guest
would be on your right.

Craig? Craig is not
my most honored guest.

Well, this should be
your most honored guest.

Actually, Craig should be
my most honored guest.

He just hosted everyone
last weekend in Delaware.

Personally, I think I should
be your most honored guest.

Okay, go grab it.

[both laugh]

Thank you.

So what's been occurring
since I saw you last?

(Shep)
Tried to go to the ocean.

Craig and I got in a fight
about the directions.

I was right.
He was wrong.

- Oh, my God.
- What?

Looks like you're
in a bad mood.

You spend five days
with him.

Did you get
a deeper appreciation--

[imitating Craig]
"It's not really my fault

I mean, I wanted
to go to the right."

[laughter]
- "This is all bullsháá."

[laughter]

(Cooper)
You can do him so well.

(Cameran)
Say something else like Craig.

"I mean, I'm not really--

"My car's not really in
the garage. It's just, like--"

[laughs]
Oh, my God!

(Cooper)
Wow, man.
That is really awesome.

That's insane!

I've had--
I have Craig fatigue.

Shep.

Everybody, Whitney.

[cheering]

Whitney has emerged
from his tomb.

- Hi.
- Hi. Good evening.

- Did you have a nice day?
- Very nice.

(Whitney)
Thank you for having us.

(Landon)
I think we're just about ready.

- We can actually be seated.
- Oh, good.

Thank you very,
very much.

- Wow.
- Hi. How are you?

That was start to finish.

Hi.

Oh, so good
to see you.

- Where do you want to sit?
- Right at the end, yeah.

(Landon)
I put a map
at everyone's chair

so you don't get lost.

Shep got us lost today,
so they got us maps.

(Shep)
He twists everything around
to where it's never his fault.

I'm just like,
"Dude, forget it. Forget it."

(Landon)
Thank you.

(Shep)
What do we have here?

Wow.

Yum, thank you.

(Cameran)
Oh, thank you so much.

- Did you bring your appetite?
- It looks fantastic.

Landon, the host with the most--
let's have a toast to you.

Oh.

Cheers, Landon.

Thank you very much
for having us.

Thank you all so much
for coming.

It really means a lot to me
to have you all here.

Hey, Landon, though, look,
we all have to apologize,

well, especially
people in my car.

All right, fááá it.
I'll stand up.

Look, everyone pay attention,

'cause we all acted
like brats when we got here,

obviously, 'cause we're used
to showing up on vacation--

- All right, fine.
- Would you just let me--

All right, just
tuck in your shirt and talk.

Jesus Christ.

I love it. It's just
like a real family.

[laughs]

(Cameran)
Coming up...

What can we do to make Kathryn
feel more comfortable tomorrow?

(Whitney)
What the fááá is this?

I mean, come on,
it's so disingenuous.

What?

How are you now suddenly
this confidant

and good friend to Kathryn?

All right, I'll stand up.

Look, everyone pay attention,

'cause we all acted
like brats when we got here,

obviously, 'cause we're used
to showing up on vacation--

Craig, button it up.

(woman)
You're interrupting.

- All right, fine.
- Would you just let me--

All right, just
tuck in your shirt and talk.

Jesus Christ.

Shep's being an assáááá
this whole trip.

You know, I'm starting
to lose it.

[chuckles nervously]

Well, that's nice.

Good God.
[laughs]

What happened to everybody

just going to Jekyll
and having a good time?

Whatever.

All right, now I have to--
I'll do it again at the end.

No, go--

No, we really want
to hear this.

Do it.

Now I'm morbidly
fascinated.

Oh, God.

(Cooper)
Stop interrupting.

(Craig)
Jesus, Shep.

You've kind of wasted
everybody's time, you know?

Can we just get a minute
so that he can give a toast?

Yeah, Jesus.

Just let Craig
have his moment.

It's, like,
really special to me.

(Cameran)
Shep, come on, stop.

- You ready?
- No.

- Come on.
- Later.

- You know you can do it now.
- Craig, please.

No, I really
want to hear it.

I know, I have to get
pumped up for it again.

[laughter]

Well, it's
a really nice thing,

and now all I have
is rage towards Shep.

Craig...

You wanted to say.

All right, fááá it.
I'll stand up.

Um...

we're used to going to places

where there's
wet T-shirt contests and people,

and it's pretty nice...

"We"?

To come out here
and actually relax

and spend time with family,
which all of you are.

And Landon, Landon, Landon.

Cheers to Landon
and her hometown

and Jekyll Island
and all these wonderful servers

that have helped us out.

Hey, yes,
cheers to all.

Craig, thank you
for the lovely words.

I'd also like
to say something.

Craig...

To Craig, for Delaware.

As many of you know
or maybe don't know,

Craig took us
to his lovely hometown.

Whitney was there.

- And, uh...
[laughter]

It's the first time I've taken
a 47-year-old man home to Mom.

[laughter]

Hopefully it won't be
the last.

Anyway, your parents

are the coolest people
I've ever met,

besides my parents.

And thanks
for the hospitality.

- Thanks for the crabs.
[laughter]

The good kind,
the good kind.

You don't need shampoo
with this kind, it's fine.

Thanks, man.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

I had to throw it
back to Craig.

I know we have
been at odds.

No, thanks, man.
Appreciate it.

Shep is just like the meaner
older brother who just,

every chance he gets,
he will crush your soul.

Yeah, treating him like
the little brother

that knows nothing--
I mean, that's what I did

with my brother,
and he turned out great.

He's actually a lawyer.

He actually passed the Bar.

Nice speech, Craig.

(Craig)
Thank you.

This is the closest we've been
at a dinner party in a while.

We don't hate
each other anymore.

No, I actually think
you're kind of funny.

Well, we're close.

You have my back.
I know that.

Of course.

Hey, Kat.

Yep.

I think Kathryn and I are
actually very similar people.

We need to look
after each other.

And I think we're going
through kind of

similar things right now
in our lives,

like, at least when it comes

to being on the outs
with everyone around us.

(Shep)
Have you been
campaigning, Kathryn?

Well, on the campaign trail?

No, I'm not allowed.

You're not allowed?

(woman)
What?

I swear.
I swear.

- Did you just make that up?
- I'm not making that up, no.

So now I have
to be hidden,

because the campaign's
not mine.

I'm so over it,

and that's exactly
why I'm here.

(Craig)
I'm feeling bad for Kathryn

that Thomas is acting
like she doesn't exist.

Through the election process,

you know, you guys
were pretty bitter,

but has it continued
like that?

Or is it you're just ready
for it to be over?

I'm ready for the election
to be over, yes.

- Not your relationship.
[laughter]

I was like, "Wait."

No, I meant are you ready
for the election to be over.

No, I really am.

Well, we're down
to a couple weeks away.

I haven't talked
to him much, you know.

I probably won't talk to him
until he gets back

to being himself again.

- Real Thomas, yeah.
- Yeah.

I mean, the Thomas I knew

is not the Thomas I've seen
during this campaign.

No, he's gone.

And I think
that goes to show you,

politics brings out
the worst in you.

I mean, it really,
really does.

I miss the good
old-fashioned fun Thomas.

And what's replaced him

is somebody
that's very stressed out

and very worried
all the time.

And it's hard to watch.

It's hard to see your buddy,
I mean, just lose himself.

(Craig)
Yo, Whit.

Do you still talk
to Thomas?

About once a week
or something.

Of course Whitney
still speaks to Thomas.

He's always
behind the scenes.

He's like the puppet master
or the wannabe puppet master.

Are you civil?

Yeah.

I don't know.

Like you were helping
him out so much.

Like, you put your ass
on the line for him.

(Cooper)
Craig, what are you
talking about?

Well, like, Thomas

and this campaign--
like, we all love him to death,

and we all have his,
like, full support,

and, like, there's
a lot of people at this table

that did a lot for Thomas,
like Kathryn.

Jesus. What is wrong
with you tonight?

Ugh.

Anyway...

Well, thank you all
for coming.

I hope you all enjoyed it.

Oh, it was fabulous.

Landon, where are we going?
Are we moving inside?

Yes.
[giggles]

I'm just gonna
get out of my gown.

I'm getting
out of this sháá too.

I can't walk.

Drive around
in a golf cart

and smoke cigars
and drink...

Yes, that's what the island
is all about.

Lord.

I'm going to bed.

Good night.

- See you in the morning.
- Bye, y'all.

Cheerio.

See you tomorrow.

- Good night.
- Good night.

(Shep)
Can I do the rings?

Get some rings going.

Are y'all going
downstairs right now?

- Yeah.
- I can meet you down there.

- Come on.
- Did Kathryn just walk up?

- Yeah, she went that way.
- You know what?

She was really looking
forward to,

you know, being
with all of you guys.

I think she's happy to be here.
I don't know.

Yes, she is, totally.

She's excited to hang out

with all of you guys
without Thomas here,

because she just wants to feel
like she fits in without Thomas.

What can we do to make her
feel more comfortable tomorrow?

(Whitney)
What the fááá is this?

I mean, come on,
it's so disingenuous.

What?

How are you now suddenly
this confidant

and good friend to Kathryn?

What are you
talking about?

Who, by the way, you've tried
to convince Thomas

time and time again,
she's an opportunist

and an operator.

She's just bad news,
and I don't want to be

the person that tells you that,
but she is.

I'm just saying,
keep your guard up.

And then, like, suddenly,

"Oh, now I'm
like her friend," and sháá?

I mean, come on,
it's so disingenuous.

Let me explain.

A year ago,
they had a child,

and everything changes
when you have a child.

Oh, really?

Oh, then he's changing
the story now?

It changes the situation.

Now they have a family
and someone to care for,

so it doesn't matter
who's using who.

But disingenuous.

Then go ask her
why I'm her confidant.

It's a bit
disingenuous.

'Cause you guys don't talk
to her unless you're
sleeping with her.

Oh, hey.

Kathryn, they're challenging
our friendship

and saying
that I'm disingenuous

of why you're
a confidant of me.

You want
to challenge me?

You don't know sháá.

Relax, relax.

You should go home and
take lessons from your mother,

who obviously
didn't raise you right.

You should go to bed.

You should go fall
on a knife.

You think you're
so above everyone.

Dude, you're fáááing scum.

(Cameran)
Coming up...

You know, Craig and Kathryn
spent the night on the beach.

What do you mean?

- Together?
- Yes.

- Oh, yeah?
- Did they hook up?

You have caused so much
stress in our relationship,

I can't even
look at you.

You've caused stress in your
relationship with Thomas.

You don't know anything
about our relationship.

- Oh, he's told me everything.
- You don't know sháá.

You came to our house.

I was nine months pregnant.

Went to the motherfáááing
strip club,

you nasty
motherfáááer.

Drink some water
and go to bed, please, okay?

You just got to sit down.
Sit down, sit down.

- No, I fáááing--
- I know.

But I'll be a mediator.
That's what he does.

Kathryn, I'm your friend.

(Jennifer)
Kathryn was very excited
to come hang out with you guys.

She just wants to be
accepted by y'all.

Dude, all I want
is you to fááá off,

is really what I want.

Fááá off and quit judging sháá
that you don't know about.

You don't know anything
about me, first of all.

You don't.
Say you do.

What I know is what Thomas
tells me, and that's it.

And...

And it's not
a flattering portrayal.

Watching Whitney
with a screaming woman

in his face makes me want to be
a million miles away.

She's like Jekyll and Hyde,
no pun intended.

I don't give a sháá
how much money you have.

I know at the end of the day,
I have a good heart.

And that will hold me
higher than you every day.

Okay, your heart
is a black space

where a dollar sign is.

Oh, really?

Because Thomas
gives me money?

Thomas gives me money?

You want to show me
that proof, then?

- Thomas doesn't give me sháá.
- Are you about to hit me?

No, I'm getting in your face
so you get the fáááing point.

- Okay, thank you very much.
- Do you understand me?

(Whitney)
Thomas confides in me,

and he tells me the most
blood-curdling, horrific things

about Kathryn, what she does,
how she acts, how she behaves.

So it's kind of hard to mask
my animosity towards Kathryn.

Don't slander my name.

All right, well,
now we know the issues.

Seriously,
I'm not even kidding.

There's nothing
we can do about it.

So, in the morning,
we can talk about--

I don't have anything
to say to this person.

Well, we can talk about--

Well, you've been screaming
at me for the past 20 minutes.

I walked down
to a conversation about me,

and I joined in
to correct you.

All right, Kathryn,
you got to sit down.

You are absolutely
out of your mind.

Stop.
Stop, stop, stop.

- You're out of your mind.
- Hold on, you're good.

Go with Shep.
We'll calm her down.

And then tomorrow you guys
maybe can talk it out.

No, we can't talk
about someone who's a liar.

My concerns are--
I hear from secondhand,

you're out
every fáááing night.

You should be dealing
with your husband and your baby.

That is
totally true.

You do not want to get
in my family's sháá, dude.

This girl is just spinning
a tornado of hell.

- Fááá off.
- What is this, like--

Okay, good.
I'm out of here.

Okay, good night, darling.

(Whitney)
Thomas needs to address this
sooner than later,

'cause she needs help.

(Kathryn)
That's not somewhere
you want to go.

Kathryn has to live
with all of her decisions

for the past year,

and I don't think she wants
to be berated for those

from her friends.

She just wants to be accepted.

That's what any of us want.

- Whoa, hold on.
- Where are you going?

- Kathryn, hold on.
- Kathryn, come over here.

(Jennifer)
Hey, Kathryn,
Kathryn, come here.

Kathryn!

Oh, great.

[Kathryn shouting]

Please just stop running
and talk to me, please.

(Craig)
I think Whitney
is just being a jerk.

Trying to make someone feel bad
for absolutely no reason

is just--
it's not necessary.

I have to side
with Kathryn on this one.

I figured you girls
could use some more wine

to calm down a little bit.

(Jennifer)
Thanks, Craig.

I'll drink some with you.

So what's up?
What's the aftermath?

I think I'm at the point
where I just dismiss him.

I don't care
how much money he has.

I don't care who he knows.
I don't care.

I'm literally not up to here.

I'm up to here.

Whitney has a personal
vendetta against me,

and he's on a mission

to destroy my relationship
with Thomas.

He was, like,
saying I'm a bad mother,

I have a black heart
with a dollar sign in it.

You really think
I'm a gold digger?

I'm wearing Target pants.

I mean, really?

It's built up so much,

I'm just literally
at my wit's end.

And the worst part
of all of this

is that Thomas still
calls Whitney his friend.

The things he said
were so atrocious

and really
mean-spirited.

I'm proud of you for finally
standing up to Whitney.

- Do you feel relieved?
- I honestly do.

I feel like a weight
was lifted off my shoulders

because I finally said
what I wanted to say.

I did?

Yeah, don't mess
with a bad-ass bitch.

Smirking's
a defense mechanism.

I was like, "Whitney...

Thanks for having
my back, Craig.

That really means a lot.

Seriously,
I have your back too.

This is what I'm learning
about you two.

I love it.

Yeah.

My emotion's gone.

Now I'm ready to,
like, have fun.

Yeah, it's still early, which
is kind of fáááing awesome.

It's still way earlier
than we go to bed in Charleston.

Yeah, but I'm beat.
I'm ready for bed.

Y'all have fun.

- Good night.
- Give me a hug.

You'll be fine.

Come on,
I'll take you somewhere.

So 1:00 a.m., Kathryn decided
to confront Whitney

about some things
that have been bothering her.

[horn honks]

- Hey.
- You're here.

(Danni)
I finally made it.

- Last night was crazy.
- Do I need to be prepared?

We were just sitting out here
having a bourbon and a cigar,

and Kathryn came in
and just started,

I mean, yelling at Whitney.

(Danni)
About what?

(Elizabeth)
We don't know.
We went to bed.

Well, I'm glad you're here.

I'm sure those two
have made up by now.

Yeah, I think they made up.
It'll be fine.

Well, I'm gonna go
check in on everyone

and get the scoop.

Yeah, we're gonna go change.

[knock at door]

- Hey.
- Hey.

Hi, lovey.

How are you doing?

I haven't even
gotten a hug yet.

I'm so jealous.

- Did you just get here?
- I did.

So you got up early, then.

So J.D. mentioned downstairs

that there was
some altercation last night.

I don't know. It started
to heat up, and I ran.

I was like,
"I'm not getting involved.

I came up here and was, like,
watching from the window.

I was like, "Oh, God."

I'm a little bit disappointed
in everyone's behavior.

I mean, we're better than that.

We're not hair-pulling,
yelling, fighting people.

I mean, I was literally raised
better than that.

Maybe everyone has,
like, yelled it out.

They can finish it
on the croquet court.

[laughter]

Hi, sunshine.

Sounds like I walked
into a sháástorm.

I didn't sleep
at all last night,

because they were so loud.

And Craig texted me
at, like, 9:00.

He was like, "Come to my room."

And so I went up there
to check on him,

and he was like,
"I just got back."

I was like,
"Where have you been?"

He's like, "Well, Kathryn and I
took a golf cart ride

at, like,
3:00 in the morning."

And he's like, "And it died,
and then we got lost,

and we spent the night
on the beach."

I'm like, "First of all,
why would you even do that?"

- What?
- Yeah.

I was like, "Am I in, like, an
altered state of reality right--

What is going on?"

What business do you have

being on a golf cart
with Kathryn,

a mother of an infant?

What are you doing?

Are you really out
just talking about life

at 3:00 in the morning
in a golf cart?

No, you are up to no good.

I don't even want to know
what happened.

[sighs]
I'm so glad that I got up
so early to come see y'all.

Yeah.

[sighs]

- Hey, guys.
- Hey, you.

- I made it.
- That's awesome.

- That's awesome.
- Yeah.

I haven't seen you
in forever.

- You look great.
- You look good too.

You know, Craig and Kathryn
spent the night on the beach.

What do you mean?

Together?

Yes, they got lost.

Oh, yeah?
Were there fireworks?

He said she was shivering.

He dug a hole and put,
like, branches on top.

- He dug a hole for her.
- To keep warm.

(Whitney)
Oh, really?

He said, "We had to hold
each other to find body heat."

I'm like, "Are you listening
to what you're saying?"

It's definitely fishy,
this story.

Lost on the beach,

when they're a five-minute walk
away from the hotel.

Did they hook up?

Just slept on the beach?

(Shep)
If I slept on the beach
with a girl,

you could be damn sure
something nefarious

would have gone down.

That's ridiculous.

If it looks like a duck
and quacks like a duck,

it's a duck.

(Cameran)
Coming up...

Oh, my God.

It's a police report.

This is really bad.

It's really, really
catastrophically,

horribly bad.

(Craig)
Kathryn's gonna have
a panic attack.

Oh, my God.

Unlocked,
just like I told you.

Whitney's beach house

reminds me of
the Red Lobster restaurant.

It's not a terrible mess

like I thought
it was gonna be.

Let's do these,

and then we'll worry
about those.

Light is the enemy.

I've taught him that.

Whitney--I love
having him around.

Something's wrong.

He still has to come over

and have dinner with his mother
one night a week.

That was the stipulation.

I'll direct
from here.

It's a man's job.

When you were
in the kitchen,

did you notice whether
there was any gin?

No, thank you.

I'm not gonna lower
my standards.

[whispering]
Kathryn.

Hey.

You there?

Come on, dude.
Come to croquet.

You're gonna be the only one
who doesn't come.

(Landon)
Just pick a color

and hit the balls
through the hoops.

- Ooh!
- Nice shot.

(Landon)
It's really easy.

Oh!
Through the wickets.

God.

Yes!

That's how it's done.

Craig.

Craig, this is not
how you function in life.

- I'm not saying--
- I'm done.

I don't want
to get lectured any more.

No, no, no,
I'm not lecturing you.

But I'm saying,

don't be taking
a golf court out

at 3:00 in the morning.

- Ugh.
- What's wrong with you?

I thought Cameran knew me
better than that.

It's embarrassing.

You don't know
what you're talking about.

Maybe because, like,
Kathryn and I

still have chemistry or we're
attracted to each other,

that Cam thought
I hooked up with Kathryn.

I don't care
about all this other,

like, "What's Thomas
gonna think?"

We got unlucky.
The golf cart broke down.

- Shh.
- Yeah.

(Cameran)
I'm just saying, like,

don't get yourself
in those situations.

All right, fine.

(Shep)
What a fool.

He had to hold her
to keep her warm.

Craig?
[laughs]

You know
what that sounds like?

(Shep)
You ever met anybody like him?

He has no idea
how to behave.

(Craig)
Now all of a sudden,
I have to deal

with, like, everyone thinking
I hooked up with Kathryn.

This day literally
couldn't get any worse.

(Cameran)
Oh, my God.

You have no idea
what just happened.

Y'all ain't gonna
believe this sháá.

Look real quick.

Sháá has hit the fan
back in Charleston.

Apparently it's hit the presses
that Thomas Ravenel has...

Been accused of assault.

Oh, God.

(Cameran)
It's a police report.

It's public,

and that's how the city paper
probably got it.

- What happened?
- It's bad.

It's really, really,
really, really,

catastrophically,
horribly bad.

Oh, my gosh.

"Slammed door on her arm"?

Shh.

Lauren Moser?
Who's Lauren--

(Craig)
That's Kathryn's best friend.

Stylist.

Oh, the hair stylist.

(Craig)
Yeah.

- I can't wait to see it.
- Yeah, it's so good.

Oh, my God.

(J.D.)
What's this gonna do
to his campaign?

His chances, which were
pretty much a long shot,

just got double-shot.

This is really bad...
for everyone.

Thomas, I know,
would never hit anyone.

I mean, I definitely have
my suspicions

that Kathryn finally
sabotaged his campaign.

Kathryn's gonna have
a fáááing nervous breakdown.

She's gonna have
a mental breakdown.

(J.D.)
Is Kathryn awake yet?

(Craig)
No, we don't want to tell her.

Are you going
to tell Kathryn?

I'm not saying...

Are you kidding me?

Kathryn's gonna have
a panic attack.

She's gonna freak out
right now.

That sucks.

(J.D.)
Do you have her phone?

You ought to take
her phone away.

Oh, my God.

(Cameran)
On the next episode
of Southern Charm...

(Craig)
So are you going
back down to Charleston?

Honestly, like, I don't think
there's any reason for me to.

Now she's out here
having a drink,

smoking, dancing, partying.

Something's off.

Who knows if they're
in cahoots,

if it's some kind of, like,
diabolical, you know, strategy.

[fanfare plays]

Projected winner
Lindsey Graham--no!

[music stops]

Joke,
it's a laughingstock.

I know I'm crazy
right now.

I know it.

Kathryn, please, I don't need
any drama right now.

There's no drama.

I was coming to ask
if you're okay.

- You have anger--
- I'm not angry.

I asked if you
were okay.

No one knows
what I have sacrificed

through this campaign.

(Landon)
It's a little bit conceited

to think every time
it's about you.

This is our party,
so fááá off.

(Cameran)
For more Southern Charm,
go to bravotv.com.

[bell dings]