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(Cameran)
Previously on Southern Charm...

What's your work schedule like?

I do all my work at night.

You got to flip that.

I mean, don't you
have an office?

(Cameran)
Shockingly, Shep became
the voice of reason

and tried in vain
to impart some wisdom

on Craig's deaf ears.

Meanwhile, Thomas
invited the whole world

out to his plantation
for a fund-raiser...

(Cameran)
I think there's some
Thomas Ravenel super fans here,

some random,
where-did-you-come-from people.

Yeah.

(Cameran voice-over)
But forgot to thank
the one person

who mattered most.

Thank you so much,
neighbors, friends.

Who else did I leave out?

(Cameran)
And Thomas' meddling
campaign manager

didn't help the situation.

- Are you ready?
- Yes.

(Amy)
He does need to work the crowd.

(Kathryn)
Whatever y'all want to do.

- She okay?
- No.

But we can't
be getting distracted

by this immaturity
and this drama.

(Cameran)
And while I won't be making

a commission off them
anytime soon...

(Cameran)
Maybe moving downtown
is just what the doctor ordered.

We're going to the city.

Take it from me.

You can take the girl
out the country,

but you cannot take
the country out of the girl.

[Mia Sable's It's Easy]

♪♪ Mm-hmm,
he's got money ♪♪

♪♪ He's in magazines ♪♪

♪♪ He's got more honeys ♪♪

♪♪ Than any honeybee ♪♪

♪♪ Ba-ba doo ♪♪

♪♪ Ba-ba dee-ee-ee ♪♪

♪♪ It's easy ♪♪

♪ As the birds and the bees
and the one, two, threes ♪

♪♪ Mm-hmm ♪♪

[upbeat music]

[Kensie coos]

Is that you?

Let's go get you a bah-bah.

This is your new home,
Kensie.

[yawns]

(Cameran)
I look forward to it,
hope we can make a sale.

Okay, bye.

[snoring]

Honestly, I don't think
I've ever done

anything productive
before noon in my life.

I dated this girl,

and we would go out
and have fun,

and then I'd wake up
in the morning,

and she'd be like,
"Get up, Shep, get up."

I'm like, "What time is it?"

She's like, "9:30."

I'm like, "Ugh."

I had to break up with her.

Sit, sit, sit.

Sit, please.

[phone rings]

Hello?

(Whitney)
Hey.

- Hey, there.
- How you doing?

(Patricia)
Much better, thank you.

Have you thought about packing

and what you're gonna take
for the weekend?

Yeah, actually I need
to come by.

I need to get my tuxedo
and my cufflinks.

(Patricia)
Okay.

(Whitney)
I get to London Friday,

and then I'll be there
for the party Saturday night,

and then hopefully Larissa
might try and show up,

even though
she's shooting her show.

She might try and come
for maybe Saturday or Sunday

for a day or something,
pop over or something.

(Patricia)
That would be great.

I travel to Europe,
about, I don't know,

once every three months or so.

I go and spend time
with my girlfriend, Larissa.

In Europe, my pursuits
are numerous and varied.

I love pheasant hunting.

Saint-Tropez in the spring.

I sound so pretentious.
[laughs]

(Patricia)
What's the event?

I know you told me about it.

(Whitney)
Winston Churchill's grandson

is throwing
his 40th birthday party

at Blenheim Palace.

(Patricia)
What a life you lead.

Blenheim Palace is the seat
of the Churchill family

and where
Winston Churchill lived.

It has the splendor
of Versailles, not as gauche.

Probably one
of the most beautiful properties

in the world.

(Patricia)
All right, well,
say hi to Sheppy for me.

I'll do so.

(Patricia)
All right, thanks, sweetie.

All right, Mom, okay.

- Take care, bye.
- Big kiss, bye.

♪♪ ♪♪

Thanks, baby.

(Thomas)
We're looking for beds.

(Kathryn)
Mattress and bed
or just mattress?

The whole thing.
I want to get the whole thing.

The whole thing, okay.

Oh, my God.

Look at those.
I love those.

This would be good
in the living room.

Okay.

I'm so happy.

I'm just absolutely
ear-to-ear happy.

[gasps] This is perfect
for the baby, and it's on sale.

Uh-huh.

(Kathryn)
The house downtown
is exactly what I wanted.

I mean, it's so simple
but so perfect.

- Thomas.
- What?

(Thomas)
Like that?

(Kathryn)
It's safe.
It's got a gate.

It's got a pool.

It's amazing, like,
just the area.

I can literally
walk to Starbucks.

We hit the goldmine.

Oh, that's where
the beds are.

- Hi, how are you?
- How are you?

Good.

(Thomas)
We want to buy a king-size bed.

I have enough on my plate,
running for the U.S. Senate,

so I need to figure out a way
to reduce my stress level

by keeping Kathryn happy
and out of my way

until this campaign is over.

If my house could just be
the Palace of Versailles,

I'd be really happy.

(Thomas)
So the house downtown,
she'll be close to her friends.

She can go to lunch,
go to dinner.

She'll have a project.

She'll have a house
she can decorate.

Try that one.

I like this doesn't
make any noise.

Whoa, Thomas, stop.

That's so embarrassing,
please.

What?

(Kathryn)
We moved downtown,
so it would be easier

for Thomas and I
to spend time together.

We can go on dates now.

(Kathryn)
Thomas' office is
right across the bridge.

So maybe we can have lunch
together on some days,

or I can surprise him with,
like, a cute little sandwich

and something else.

You know, I'm learning to cook.

I can get creative.

Oh, Thomas,
you're gonna love this one.

This is perfect.
This is amazing.

Oh, God, yes.

(Kathryn)
I think this is the best one.

Right, let's get it.

Now, what bed do you want?

I think we should go
with something neutral

and, like, sleek.

I think that's beautiful.

(Thomas)
You want that bed,
we're getting it.

We can work on our relationship
November 5th...

The mattress is this,
discounted,

and that's the sale price
of the bed.

- All right, fantastic.
- Okay.

But right now I need her
to allow me

to focus on the campaign

and not demand that the focus
be on her.

Planning on starting
a party or something?

What the fááá
are these doing here?

These things are, like,
one-ply.

(Shep)
Listen, I got it
at a gas station, all right?

Just be happy we don't have
paper towels.

Jesus Christ.

Whitney, he wants
a big thread count, I guess.

(Shep)
I don't know what
you're doing this weekend,

but it's my 35th birthday.

- Is it?
- Yeah, on Saturday.

- Fááá yeah, bro.
- Yeah, dude.

(Whitney)
Well, just wait,

'cause I'm off to London
this weekend.

It's too late.
The train has left the station.

- Really?
- We can have another party.

Well, let's do that.
Fááá it.

Okay.

My late 20s blew by.

So did my early 30s.

But I don't care.
I feel good.

I have not experienced
a midlife crisis as of yet,

but, you know, stay tuned.

What are you gonna do for it?

Who are you invi--
who are you inviting?

I'm gonna get Craig
to help me with that.

I can never learn.

Never learn
from Craig's ineptitude.

I'm starting to learn that Craig

is one of those people
that just placates you

when you try to talk to them.

I understand what
you're going through, man.

I was 26 once too.

I had a job
and going out and having fun.

But I was a weekend warrior.

You got girls downtown,
people going out all the time.

It's hard to make yourself
do the right thing.

I appreciate it, obviously,
but just,

I have that fashion show,

so I have to put
all this advice on hold

for at least another day.

He says all the right things,
and--

and then he goes off
and does what he wants to.

So, fááá, 35, man.

Getting up there, bro.

35 years old, yep.

Where were you
when you were 35, big guy?

I was just struggling, you know,
like anyone in Hollywood.

I would go out at night,
had long hair, jean jacket,

no shirt, stretched jeans
tucked into cowboy boots.

Oh, my God.

Those were good times.

Where do you see yourself
in ten years?

I don't know.

Not gonna have a 9:00-to-5:00
job for sure.

Well, that's
already established.

[laughs]

We're not bound by the structure
of society.

- That's right.
- You know, like--

We're basically
just incredibly fortunate.

Yeah, we are, very fortunate.

(Shep)
I think Whitney's probably

in a little bit better situation
than I am.

But, um, I'm lucky enough
to have

some nice things
to fall back on,

because my dad taught me
to spread money around

and have it come back to you.

It's called mailbox money,

and it means
you don't have to do anything.

You can be sitting on the beach
with a Corona

and receiving checks.

And if you can do that,
you're crushing life.

What's going on
with the Palace Hotel?

How's that going for you?

We had a really slow August.

Yeah.

But the numbers
are starting to pick back up.

(Shep)
Bills, bills, bills.

Holy sháá.

All right, let me take care
of one of them.

[laughs]
No way.

I'm not gonna go
into the poorhouse.

[laughter]

I'm not too worried about it.

If I lose money,

at least I'll have
something to talk about.

Cool.

You got another solid
20 more, you know, good years.

[laughs]
Really?

55, then it's downhill, huh?

If I'm Whitney's age

and I'm still running around
like Whitney, I--

you can stick a fork in me.

How old are you?

22.

22?

- I am.
- I'm gonna need this.

[laughs]

(Shep)
I will not be in my mid-40s

trying to hook up
with girls in their 20s,

I don't think.

I'm gonna head to my office,

check out some online porn.

[laughs]

Grinding the ax
over there.

Yeah, fááá yeah.

Love it.

(Cameran)
Coming up...

You know, you're T-Rav.

People in South Carolina
don't want to vote for T-Rav.

They want to vote
for Thomas Ravenel.

- Shep.
- Hey.

You ready to look
at some dogs?

I think you need
to get one too.

No, no, no.

I can barely take care
of myself.

I already told you that.

I'm not sure if you're gonna
be able to take care of one.

- Hello.
- Welcome to Pet Helpers.

You know, I actually called you
a couple of days ago

and asked you if y'all
had any standard poodles here,

- 'cause my husband...
- Oh.

He's obsessed
with standard poodles.

You know, you never know

who you're gonna
fall in love with...

- That's true.
- And often the dog picks you.

So we've got a lot of dogs
to look at.

Sounds like a lot
of parallels in life too...

- [laughs]
- What she's talking about.

Sometimes you don't pick;
it picks you.

It's the truth.

(Cameran)
Guess what, Jason wants a baby,

because he's gonna be 40,

so he definitely is
much more there than I am.

You want to take a look?

- Yeah, I'm so excited.
- Okay, let's go.

(Cameran)
But I'm under the impression

that you should get a dog,

and the dog is practice
for a baby.

Oh, my God.

(Cameran)
Jason is totally opposite.

Hey, buddy.

(woman)
Why don't you guys go out
in the yard a little bit

and spend some time
with Tucker,

- get to know him, okay?
- Okay.

So I figure if I go
and just get one,

he has no choice
but to fall in love with it.

Do we take him
off the leash?

Yeah, you can take him
off the leash.

Ah!

All right, do your thing.

[chuckles]

(Cameran)
I don't know.

That's just not my style,
I don't think.

(Shep)
Okay, well, you can't say that.

I'm just gonna say
I need my husband

to come back
and look with me.

Oh, God, oh--

He's trying to mate with you.

Oh, my God.

Didn't this thing
get fixed?

He's trying
to hump you.

I'm a guy.
It's gay.

It's a gay dog.

Not that there's
anything wrong with that,

of course.

(Cameran)
I don't think Shep
is really into

searching for
this kind of bitch today.

[laughs]

- See, look at that.
- Oh, God. Oh.

Oh, boy, all right.
That's enough.

Okay, Tucker.

I know the feeling,
trust me.

That's really bad manners,
yeah.

- Hang out right here.
- Okay, okay.

I've got somebody else for you.

Okay.

(woman)
That's very bad manners.

Yeah, I know.

Well, I have another
special girl for you to meet.

Oh, my God,
it's missing a leg!

This is Ellie.

What happened to her leg?

Well, we think she got
caught in a trap,

but she gets along really well,

even jumps off of, like, you
know, second-story balconies.

Huh?

We're trying to stop her
from doing that,

because we don't want her
to lose her other leg.

- Second-story balcony?
- Oh, yeah.

We call her Doofy.

- Aw.
- Come on, baby girl.

I'm surprised nobody's
taken her yet.

That's so sad.

Shep, this is the dog
I want, right here.

- Really?
- Yes.

(Cameran)
I could care less about having

a purebred, Maltipom, poo,
Shih Tzu, whatever.

They call her
Doofus, though.

I don't think
she's smart.

I would much rather have a dog
that's missing an eye, a leg,

is blind or deaf.

She jumps off
two-story buildings?

What is that?

I don't care
what her IQ is.

I don't care
if you're smart or not.

Those dogs typically
get euthanized.

I would rather take it home
and give it a wonderful life.

Shep, I want to, like,
take her home right now.

Jason will kill me if I don't
ask him for permission.

All right, so you get
a dog first, and then...

You have a kid.

Is that what
you're gonna do?

Jason would rather
have a child now,

but this is my way
of prolonging that.

How many does he want?

I think he wants two.

Are you okay with that?

I think I want one.

One?
No, no, no.

Then it'll turn out
like Whitney.

[laughter]

(Cameran)
What about you?
How many do you want to have?

I want to have kids,
and I don't know when.

I mean, I'm looking.
I really am.

I mean,
it'd be nice to maybe have

a really cool girlfriend,

because then I wouldn't
be compelled to go out so much,

and I could, like,
watch Netflix at home more.

Have you ever felt
like you were in love?

Oh, yeah.

And you said, "I love you"?

- Oh, yeah.
- What happened?

We were young.
We were 23.

(Shep)
It's the only time I've been
really, really, really in love.

How did I know?

Because if she wasn't happy,
I couldn't...

move or breathe or do anything

until I made sure she was.

- Is she married now?
- Yes.

- Does she have children?
- Yes.

So there's no way.

No, no, that--
that ship has sailed.

That's what I'm looking for,
to feel again, yeah.

Like, it's out there.

No doubt, it's out there.

Do you think about her
all the time?

No, I used to.

Her kids actually
are in the same play group

as my sister's kids,
so they're friends.

Was she cute?

Beautiful, beautiful.

God, what an idiot.

You let that one
get away.

I was too young--23.

That's true.

You should never get married
when you're 23.

No, no.

- Ellie!
- [whistles]

I do like her.
I like the--

- I like the third leg.
- She's chill.

Well, I definitely want
to bring Jason back to meet her.

She's really learned to do her
center of gravity quite well.

[laughs]

♪♪ ♪♪

(Thomas)
Debbie, Thomas Ravenel,
how are you?

He's got all
the American taxpayer money

at his disposal.

The political messaging
has to be so tight

with these ads.

They can't improve quality

because they're tied up
in a web of, uh, red tape.

(Thomas)
What's up, my man?

(Whitney)
What's up, Senator?

All right, looking good.

How are you, man?

All right.

How you been, man?

I've been doing good.

We moved in.
We're downtown.

You know Dennis Rhoad?

He's got the big house
at 29 Charlotte.

Oh, yeah.

We're in the townhouse
right behind it.

Are you gonna spend
most of your time downtown

or Edisto, or...

Well, Amy thinks I should
stay at the plantation

and have Kathryn stay downtown.

I think Amy means well,

but she doesn't
understand Kathryn.

She doesn't understand
our dynamic,

because it only makes Kathryn
more worried

that things
aren't going to turn out

the way she wants them
to turn out.

So what's going on, man?

Let's get Amy in here
to talk.

Amy!

Yes, sir.

- Whitney, how you doing?
- Morning.

- Hi, how are you?
- Good, good.

Will you shut that door,
please?

(Amy)
Yes, sir.

Get a little privacy.

- Privacy.
- All right, absolutely.

(Amy)
All right, gentlemen, the ads.

I've gotten negative blowback
from the press.

(male announcer)
Thomas Ravenel's been known
to raise the roof,

but he won't raise your taxes.

Well, I've gotten positive.

Presenting you as a serious
candidate, I think, is absurd.

We've got to have
some fun with this thing,

otherwise you will get killed.

You know, you're T-Rav.

There are a lot of people
in South Carolina

who don't want to vote
for T-Rav.

They want to vote
for Thomas Ravenel.

People will say,

"I'm giving the finger
to the establishment

by voting him in."

They're, like, sending
an "eff you" to Washington.

I mean,
that's a good strategy.

But in South Carolina politics,

not a whole lot of people
are "eff you-ing."

Look, prior to this race,
I've run three races,

and I know that the media's
very important.

But I guess I wanted
to please Whitney,

his creative side.

But the political side
of my mind said,

"No, this is all wrong."

It was not appropriate
for a Senate candidate.

I think it's his only hope.

(Amy)
I don't.

Okay, well, you're gonna
waste his money, unfortunately.

- And he's gonna--
- That is--that is your--

And he's gonna get killed
in the election.

That's your opinion.
That's your opinion.

And so now I need
to raise my profile nationally

and show that
I'm a serious person,

not this sort of caricature

that's been portrayed
in the media.

We got a situation
where the polling says

what we're doing
is not working.

And that is the feedback
that we've gotten.

I don't think Amy is
a competent campaign manager.

She was a political blogger
with no prior experience,

so perhaps
she'd be better suited

posting cat pics on her blog

than helping Thomas
with an election.

[phone rings]

Hello?

- Thomas.
- Yes.

(Pat)
Hey, it's Pat.

Pat, are you coming in
tomorrow?

Fantastic.

Well, while I've got you
on the line here,

did you ever see
that "raise the roof" ad?

What do you think?

All right, your recommendation
would be to not run that ad?

[sighs]

I mean, I put a lot of time
and effort into this thing.

All right, well,
thanks so much.

I look forward to seeing
you tomorrow at 3:30.

(Pat)
Oh, yeah.

(Whitney)
It's hurtful.

I mean, before we could even
get started with this strategy,

he just dismissed me
and went this woman,

so, yeah,
I'm insulted and hurt.

- All right, bye.
- Thank you, bye.

We're gonna do serious ads now.

We got the non-serious ad.

(Amy)
Wanting to move forward
with your guys...

Yeah.

Because we feel like
the production quality was...

- A ten.
- Absolutely what we wanted.

- Fantastic.
- Yeah.

And these are
more issues-driven ads.

We need to be serious.

(Amy)
The majority of questions that
I get--the majority of questions

are where you stand
on the issues.

(Whitney)
Thomas has gone from running
for the Senate

to a running joke.

I'm officially disassociating
myself from this campaign.

(Cameran)
Coming up...

- Hey, neighbor.
- Who's at my door?

- Why aren't you at work?
- Because I'm sick.

[chuckling]
Mm-hmm.

♪♪ ♪♪

- Hello.
- Hello, how are you?

- Good.
- I'm looking for some pieces.

We have, um,
an event coming up.

It's the Founders' Ball.

(man)
So a formal affair--
platinum, diamonds.

Absolutely.

- Hi.
- I have come for jewels.

You've come
to the right place.

(Cameran)
We have to give this stuff
back, though, right?

It depends on if you have
someone in your life

who can make it permanent.

Oh, yeah.

(Landon)
Can I see these two necklaces?

This would be good
with a low-cut dress.

(Cameran)
How much will that set you back?

$18,000.

(Cameran)
Oh, my God.

Patricia has handbags
that cost more than that.

Hermèès extremely rare matte pink
alligator Birkin bag.

Oh, my God!

- It's so fabulous!
- [laughs]

- Hello.
- Hello!

Here she is.

We've already figured out
what you're wearing

to Cooper's Ball.

To what?
Oh, the ball?

We've decided
you need emeralds.

(Landon)
Aren't they beautiful?

- How are you?
- I'm good, how are you doing?

Good to see you.

(Landon)
Kathryn and I actually
have some things in common.

- What have you been up to?
- Hanging out with Kensie.

I took on a husband
who worked a lot

at a very young age,
and it can be very lonely.

I love that blue.

(Landon)
So I'm happy to be her friend.

Are you gonna wear gloves?

(Kathryn)
Why not?

- If it's gonna be ridiculous...
- Then just do it, yeah.

I'd like to be
really ridiculous.

Do you know we have
to be asked to dance?

- We do?
- Cooper's rules.

I really feel like
this is like

a coming-out party
or something,

you know what I mean?

It totally is.

It's a coming-out party
for Cooper.

- Yeah.
- It is.

He's the queen
of the ball.

It's Cooper's dead ball.

Charleston society
has been attending balls

since probably the 1600s,

but you don't get an invitation
unless you are born into them.

Cooper, he's from Alabama,
God bless him.

I think he would love to be
a part of the high society,

so...he has created
his own ball.

So that's what we're doing.

You know, we have
the original six founders,

which is, hence,
the Founders' Ball.

Mm.

And it's also to honor
the founders of Charleston.

(Cameran)
I think we're ready.

(man)
All I need to do
is get your signatures.

Okay.

I will deliver these
to you

on the day
of the event.

- Okay, perfect.
- Thank you.

I have a great idea.

I think you pick out
an engagement ring,

and say, "Thomas,
I've got it.

All you got to do
is pay for it."

I will just look,
just because they're there

and they're very pretty--
that's about it.

Right, it doesn't have
to be an engagement ring.

There's lots of reasons
to have diamonds.

(Kathryn)
I don't want all, like,
the big diamonds,

like, bling-bling-bling.

I'm very simple.

Like, I feel like I'm more drawn
to something like this

but maybe just bigger
in the middle.

- Show her this one.
- [laughs]

(Kathryn)
I do want to be married,

and right now
I feel very optimistic.

I think there will be a future.

It's a 1950 version.

Ooh, see,
now I'm really liking it.

- Yeah, see, that's the--yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

(Cameran)
Thomas and Kathryn,

I think they are
meant for each other.

Why not?

You should make him
add on a carat

for every year he waits.

[laughter]

That's a good plan.

They both
are using each other.

Thomas is getting
what he wants.

Kathryn is
a young, beautiful woman.

And Kathryn is getting
a sense of security.

(Cameran)
That's pretty.

I feel like it would look
really gorgeous, but...

- Let me see it.
- Put it on your finger.

- I'm not doing it.
- I will put it on mine.

Kathryn, she's a 23-year-old
unwed mother in Charleston.

I mean, she really
doesn't have any options

but to try to make it work.

I have always loved
sparkly things.

(Landon)
What is she gonna do,

go, like,
be a secretary somewhere

and have this, like,
baby on the side?

Like, that's not gonna fly
for her.

Can I see
this little black one here?

(man)
Certainly.

If I was her,
I would put all of my energy

into making
this relationship work.

Did you have a ring
when you were married before?

Mm-hmm, it was Art Nouveau
from Paris from the '20s.

Ooh.

My ring was so beautiful.

And it was his mother's.

She told me I could keep it,
but I just didn't feel right.

That ring wasn't part
of my story anymore.

I needed to give it back.

My finger was, um, like,
dented, you know,

from wearing the ring
for so many years.

And I was so nervous
that my finger

was never gonna, like,
fill out again.

Oh, my God.

This is an old one.

This is from the '20s.

(Kathryn)
That's very pretty.

But I'm sure Thomas has,
like, a drawer full

of, like, heirloom rings.

He asked for it back.

[laughter]

(Kathryn)
Sorry, but it's true.

♪♪ ♪♪

[cell phone rings]

Hello?

Hi, good morning.
How are you doing?

Did you ever think
I didn't want the dog?

[laughs]

Okay, good, thank you.

I know, thank you. I--

I love the present.
Thank you. That's great--

[line clicks]

Mom takes her pets
very seriously.

She grew up with them--
cats, dogs, parrots.

And I think now, uh,
she kind of supplements

not having grandkids
with tons of animals.

I mean, her house
is like Southern Grey Gardens.

These things peeing and pooping
all over--

you know,
on expensive mantelpieces.

[line trills]

- Hello?
- Hi, it's Whitney.

(Patricia)
Yeah.

Okay, I'll just
drop what I'm doing

and get over there
and work with, uh, Monty.

(Patricia)
Okay, thank you.

Okay, thank you.

♪♪ ♪♪

Peek-a-boo!

Where's the kitty?

[smooching]

(Dawn)
[gasps] Where's the kitty?

(recorded voice)
At the tone,
please record your message.

Hey, Thomas, it's Kathryn.

I know
you're really stressed out,

and I just thought maybe
I could stop by and just see you

and, I don't know,
bring you something to eat.

Love you.

[phone chimes]

"Thomas is preparing
for his debate.

"He needs to focus.

"He will not be available
for the next three days

while we're preparing."

Thanks for the message, Amy.

(Kathryn voice-over)
Who does Amy think she is?

I can't even believe she would
treat a young mother like that.

What if I was calling
to let you know

that there was an emergency?

Rude.

♪♪ ♪♪

(Noel)
Hey. Monty, go say hi.

- Hey, Monty.
- Good boy.

Remember your master?

He's doing fantastic.

We've been using
his target scent,

which is truffles.

Okay.

The harder it is
to find it,

the more he has
to use his nose.

Monty is a Lagotto Romagnolo.

It's a very rare breed.

There are only two breeders
in the United States.

- There we go.
- He's following you.

There we go, search.

And his specialty
is hunting truffles.

Search.

There are no truffles
in South Carolina,

so as a consequence,

he's constantly
digging up the yard.

- Ah, good dog.
- Yes, good boy.

Mom gave me Monty,

but I think she secretly
just wanted to get another pet.

(Whitney)
Okay, come on.

- Good boy.
- Good boy.

[dog barks]
- Wow. Hey, you, shush.

(Whitney)
Come.

It's been a tough year
for animals

in Mom's household.

We lost Lily the Pug,
Toby the Labrador,

and her beloved cat
Rocky the Himalayan.

(Whitney)
This date, Rocky,

friend and companion
of the Altschul family,

was cremated at the Rest
Cemetery and Crematorium.

So Monty now--
I'm master, he's servant?

[laughs]
Something like that.

Mom does everything
for the animals.

There's acupuncture for dogs,
dialysis for cats,

joint replacements,
cat therapy.

So when Mom loses a pet,

it's like losing
a family member.

And it's gotten more ceremonial
as the years go on.

I would like to ask you
one thing, kind of shamelessly.

Okay.

I've been trying to think
of a place

to put a pet cemetery.

I have a collection of urns
that go back, like, 15 years.

So I think I would like
to have a nice little...

- How wonderful, sweet.
- Designated cemetery.

(woman)
But where, do you think?

(woman)
How many dead animals
are there so far?

Seven or eight.

- Seven?
- Oh, my gosh.

Well, it goes back
15, 20 years.

(woman)
Madison, you better find
a big spot.

- I know, I don't want people--
- This is a major cemetery.

I don't want people
to think

I'm, like,
a serial murderer with--

You need a big--

Mom gets a lot of satisfaction
from having animals.

They're like the grandkids
she'll probably never have.

- All right.
- Thank you so much.

- All right, my pleasure.
- Thank you.

Ah, Monty.

Come, no, hey, hey.

- Oh, go ahead, call him back.
- Hey.

I'm your master, not her.

Got to realize--
hey, oh--

Go ahead,
call him come.

Monty, come.
Come.

- There we go.
- Come.

Stay.

[dog whines]

♪♪ ♪♪

[doorbell dings]

Thank you, appreciate it.

[knocking]

Come in.

- Hey, neighbor.
- Who's at my door?

Your new neighbor.

What's up?

Hey, what's going on?

[sighs]
Just running some errands.

Why aren't you at work?

'Cause I'm sick.

[chuckles]
Mm-hmm.

Did you call them and say,

"I'm really sick today"?

No, I don't really have
to go to the office

- from now on.
- Okay.

Do you want a freezer pop
or anything?

I have mango, cherry.

Mango's good.

I need to stock up
on the house.

You have to come see
our place too.

You're gonna love it.

Yeah, I want to.

- It's really cool.
- How far down are you?

I mean, I'm maybe,
like, 500 feet.

It's no secret
that Kathryn and I

haven't always gotten along.

We don't have
the brightest history.

It's not your house.
It's Thomas' house.

You're 21 years old.

- Stop talking.
- You don't own a house.

- No one asked for your opinion.
- You can't disinvite s--

No one's talking to you.

I could literally stay here
if I wanted to.

- You're out of your mind.
- Seriously, Thomas?

We're kind of pretty good
friends now, actually.

I respect the hell
out of Kathryn's ways.

She gets what she wants.

- Your mid-afternoon snack.
- Cool.

Can't hate her for it.

What are the guys
wearing to that?

He wants us to wear tails.

Let's look
at the details of this thing.

Where is it,
on Facebook?

Yeah.

"Founders' Ball is presented

"by the social climber society,

"a social club for gentlemen.

I want the ladies
to serve as the decoration."

Jeez, can you say
stuff like that?

The room is
black and white?

My dress is white.

- Well--
- But it's a moment.

It's not a dress,
it's a moment.

What does that mean?

It's a moment.

Just trust me, when you see it,
you'll understand.

This is my dress.

And you can't tell me
it's not awesome.

All business
in the front

and then a little bit
of party in the back.

(Craig)
I think Kathryn's
a very attractive girl.

She's naturally pretty.

If she wears that dress,
then I think she's gonna be--

you know, she's gonna
look pretty amazing.

It's sweet.
I like it.

Thanks.

So how's Thomas' campaign?

[scoffs]

So Amy,
his new campaign manager,

she's around him, like,
95% of the time.

She keeps his laptop, his iPad
locked up in their office.

- Like, it's fáááing crazy.
- That's really weird.

Sounds like
half my ex-girlfriends.

(Kathryn)
Well, this bitch is nuts.

I don't know if she's
a control freak or what, but...

I think it sounds
like it.

"Thomas is preparing
for his debate.

He will not be available
for the next three days."

I feel like
she's in control of my life,

and it's creeping me out.

(Kathryn voice-over)
Keeping Thomas and I apart

isn't going to help
or hurt the campaign.

The whole idea
of us moving downtown

was so we could be together
and move downtown.

So you think
Amy's really getting in the way

of, like, you supporting
Tom in this?

Yes, absolutely.

You have the ability
to talk about it.

Like, you're still there
mentally,

but I think
he's just so overwhelmed that...

He's so overwhelmed
that he doesn't have the energy

to want to communicate with me,

so it's kind of like
I have to just suck it up

and put on my big-girl britches
for, like, the next 45 days.

Yeah, that sucks.

(Cameran)
Coming up...

I wrote this poem
in honor of Shep.

"A girl his own age
would do him well,

"but I think
he's holding out

for Kensington Ravenel."

[laughter]

♪♪ ♪♪

(Amy)
Do you want me to time it?

(Thomas)
Mm-hmm.

You don't have a timer
on your phone?

I'm sure I do,
but I know how to use yours.

Sháá.

Want me to show you
how to do it again?

No, I know how to do it.

All right, ready?

Like many of you,
I can't understand

why elected officials

continue to focus
on party politics

instead of solving
America's problems.

Washington should live
within its means

and stop telling
the rest of us...

Cue?

You don't know
what "cue" means?

I know what "cue" means,
but I thought you meant "cut,"

like you wanted to stop.

Okay, we're not gonna fight.

Ready.

I can't understand why--

Uh-uh, you have to start with,
"Like many of you."

Okay.

Running for
the United States Senate,

you have to be on all the time.

You sound a little tired.

[stammers]

- Hold on. Okay.
- Ready, set...

(both)
Go.

They should...

(Thomas)
My perfect sleep
is probably seven hours a night.

If I have seven, I'm golden.

- No?
- You missed a whole paragraph.

If I have six hours,
I'm silver.

They should...what?

If I have four hours,
I'm copper.

They care more
about pleasing...

Oh, okay, okay, okay,
let me start over.

If I have zero sleep,

I'm dirt.

[baby crying]

And I'm getting a lot of--
lot of dirt lately.

Do you feel ready?
Do you feel prepared?

I think I need to get
a lot of rest tonight.

I agree.

You know,
when I decided to run,

my whole impetus

was that Kathryn
would take care of Kensie,

that she is gonna be
my support system

when it comes
to the family life.

I want to sleep, and...

Focus.

I want to be able
to focus.

That's the way it was
with my father when he ran.

My mom was there
100% of the time

to take care of the children.

And I think I need
to rent a hotel room

to ensure that I get
the sleep I need.

Be by yourself.

I agree.

And I need that.

I need that support from her.

♪♪ ♪♪

[cell phone rings]

Hello?

- Hey.
- Hey.

What do you mean?

(Kathryn)
Okay, that's fine.

- All right, bye.
- Bye.

[sniffles]

[line trills]

- Hello?
- Hey, Mom.

(Kathryn's mother)
Hello, Kathryn, how are you?

Good.

(Kathryn)
The whole day we had planned
to go to this party together,

and the nanny,
she'd watch Kensie.

I was just wondering, like,

if you would mind
taking Kensie for the night.

(Kathryn's mother)
Okay.

(Kathryn)
I'm just over him thinking
he can leave when he wants

and come and go as he chooses.

And I'm going to make this
a night

where I go out and enjoy myself

without, you know,
thinking of him every second.

Okay, thank you.

Sorry for the short notice.

(Kathryn's mother)
Sure.

(Kathryn)
I didn't move downtown

to just sit in a house alone
every night again.

(Kathryn's mother)
I will be there very soon.

Okay, I love you.
Thank you so much.

(Kathryn's mother)
All right, I love you too,
darling.

Okay, bye.

♪♪ ♪♪

Hello.

It's a party dress.

I figured I was
going to a party.

Amanda.

I'm Landon.

- I'm Cameran.
- I'm Ashley.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

[indistinct chatter]

♪♪ ♪♪

- Hi.
- So cute.

(Shep)
Every year, the older I get,

the people I invite
to my birthdays

are either married
and can't get a hall pass

or can't find a babysitter.

So the diameter
of my social circle

is shrinking exponentially.

Where's Craig?

He is.

He's like--
he's like your Robin.

[humming]

[grunts]

Did not see that.

[knocking]

Hold on.

- What's up?
- Welcome to the carriage house.

What's up?

I, uh, I finished getting
ready early

and thought
I'd just walk down,

'cause you are,
like, a block--

It's pretty quick, right?

Oh, Thomas
isn't here again?

Yeah.

(Kathryn)
Would you like a drink?

I have vodka.

(Craig)
I do feel bad for Kathryn.

I think Thomas thinks Kathryn's
just always gonna be there,

so he's taking it
a little for granted.

What'd you do today?

Took care of the baby,
cleaned,

and then survived.

(Craig)
You know, when I say she knows
what she was getting into

when it comes to the baby and
everything, that's one thing,

but I think she thought

she was gonna have
a partner in all this,

and I think
it's starting to look

like she's kind of
on this train,

you know, by herself.

A few drinks with friends
your own age will do you good.

[laughs]

All right, let's do this.

Do you know how
to get to the place?

(Craig)
We're literally, like,
four blocks from the bar.

Like Maker's and...

♪♪ ♪♪

Ready?

Looks pretty normal,
so far.

Here we are.

Hi!

(Landon)
It's nice of Craig
to take Kathryn out.

I know Thomas is busy right now,
but I figure,

if they're trying
to make this relationship work,

then they would probably
want to go out together.

♪♪ ♪♪

[laughter]

Tonight's Shep's birthday.

Kensie's with her grandparents.

I have my own life still,

and I'm gonna go and
"raise some other type of roof."

You know, not...this one.

(Cameran)
Okay.

(Shep)
My night!

"There is a guy
named Shepard Rose.

"He does not discriminate;
he loves all the hos.

"I hope this year
he finally finds a wife.

"At 35,
it's time for family life.

"A girl his own age
would do him well,

but I think he's holding out
for Kensington Ravenel."

[laughter]

That was good.

When Kensington's 18,
I'll be 53,

and we'll fall in love
and get married,

and Kathryn will be
my mother-in-law, who I--

whom I've hooked up with,

and Thomas will be in a--
in the loony bin, probably.

We'll be feeding him
applesauce.

"Even though his antics
can be absurd,

"I do love Shep.

Happy birthday, you turd."

Aw!

[laughter]

(Cameran)
Coming up...

It's fun to party with Kathryn
without Thomas around.

Oh, for heaven's sake,
pour me a drink.

I mean, it's kind of like

partying with the old Kathryn
again.

Yeah.

Ha!

Whoo!

(Shep)
I like to lick the icing,

so I guess if it's a boob,
why not?

What?
What'd I do?

[laughing]
Practice makes perfect.

[coughing]

Why didn't I go for the nipple?

Boobs!

- That's like five.
- Stop.

Why is it okay for Shep
to act like a clown...

Jesus.

But he has the nerve
to, like, continue

to, like, tell me that I need
to get my sháá together?

Who's next?

(Craig)
I mean, it really
all comes down to money.

As long as you have money,

then you can literally
do whatever you want.

I'm not mad at Shep.
I don't hold grudges.

But I think this is a tad much.

[cell phone rings]

I feel like every person
that has a child,

everyone around you expects you

to be like the Pope
or something.

Having Kensie made me
a better person,

more responsible.

I don't have to be
this straight-laced,

perfect Southern belle,

because no,
that's not happening,

and I want to go have a drink.

(Shep)
If she has an opportunity
to go out and have some drinks

and get a babysitter,
yes, she deserves that.

(Shep)
But she also needs to realize

the obligations tomorrow
will sneak up on you.

(Cameran)
It does not surprise me
that Kathryn

has gone back to her old ways.

I think she wants to get away
and be a 23-year-old again.

All right.

[techno music]

Ow!

[laughter]

It's fun to party with Kathryn
without Thomas around.

I mean, it's kind of like

partying with the old Kathryn
again.

(Cameran)
On the next episode
of Southern Charm...

You tried your best
to help me,

but I got to do it
my way.

(Whitney)
Your way's gonna lose.

I lost 150 grand
doing it your way.

- Okay--
- $150,000 down the drain.

Good morning!
How do you feel?

Whoa.

You can't turn off a switch

and become
a completely different person

because you've had a baby.

But you choose to have baby,
you have--

that's a responsibility.

(man)
Wowee, this looks good.

(man)
Mrs. Cameran Wimberly.

- Just arrived now.
- Good to see you.

- Are you stag?
- All right.

- Where's your lovely lady?
- Uh...

- What's up?
- Thomas, Brad.

Good to see you.

(Cameran)
For more Southern Charm,
go to bravotv.com.

[bell dings]