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(Cameran)
Previously on Southern Charm.

I loved him in this red.

The military trench?

(Cameran)
As Landon was getting
her professional mojo back...

Love it.

(narrator)
Craig was losing his.

Craig has the
James Bond look.

His head's gonna explode.
Stop.

But I was still concerned
about his lifestyle choices,

and enlisted Shep's help.

Maybe you should be the one
to impart some advice.

Listen, I'm the only one he
listens to, man, trust me.

(Cameran)
Meanwhile, Kathryn forgave
Thomas for "raising the roof,"

and turned her attention
to the real mastermind.

Who would advise him
to do something like that?

Whitney.

(narrator)
Whitney, however,
couldn't care less.

I don't know how happy Kathryn
will be with that.

- It's about Thomas, not her.
- [laughs]

(Cameran)
And when Whitney and Kathryn

came face to face
at Thomas' fundraiser...

If my daughter ever saw
that commercial that you filmed,

she would be embarrassed
for the rest of her life.

You don't think
she would be embarrassed now?

About what?

Well, let's just say
it didn't go so well.

Kathryn?
What happened?

Whitney.

Nice, Whitney.

Very mature.

[Mia Sable's It's Easy]

♪♪ Mm-mm
He's got money ♪♪

♪♪ He's in magazines ♪♪

♪♪ He's got more honeys ♪♪

♪♪ Than any honey bee ♪♪

♪♪ Ba-ba doo ♪♪

♪♪ Ba-ba dee-ee-ee ♪♪

♪♪ It's easy ♪♪

♪ As the birds and the bees
and the one, two, threes ♪

♪♪ Mm-hmm ♪♪

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

[jazz music]

♪♪ ♪♪

[bell rings]

You called, ma'am?

Yes, I did.

I have a little project here.

Come sit.

I wanted to show you this.

I've been making this scrapbook
for Whitney.

I get these fabulous books
from Smythson in London.

I have them all engraved--
Whitney Sudler Smith--

and this is the third one
that I've filled up now.

I'm not Martha Stewart.

I do not do scrapbooks
ordinarily,

but I'm hoping
that this is practice

for the time when I put together
a wedding album.

When he was in Europe
this summer with his girlfriend,

Larissa, they were in all
the tabloids.

Great pictures.

It's gone on now longer than
any other of Whitney's romances.

And you see
how beautiful she is.

She really is.

In the past, there were
mostly fly-by-night occurrences.

So I'm feeling very optimistic.

I've gotten this far,
but I have the wrong glue.

The next time
you go to the store,

get me the paste kind.

- The stick glue.
- The stick glue.

If he married Larissa,
I could see,

like, a chateau wedding.

Hi.

- Oh, Whitney.
- Hi.

I can maybe get
a Valentino Couture dress.

So how's it going?
What's the latest?

I'm making a little
scrapbook for you.

[clears throat]

I do think about it, but I'm not
gonna get my hopes up.

Oh, good.
Thank you.

Where have you been?
What have you been doing?

You missed a fantastic
fundraiser last night.

It was on Bones Island.

That's why I missed it.

As soon
as I walk in the door,

I'm set upon
by this crazy [bleep] woman.

It's his new campaign manager.

I think her name is Amy.

She looks like Sandy Duncan
from hell.

- Pleased to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

- Can we have a discussion?
- Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah, do you want to step
outside for a minute?

Sure.

Where'd he find her?

- Craigslist.
- Oh, stop.

Starts grilling me about
one of the ads I shot.

- Which ad?
- The raising the roof ad.

She didn't think it was funny.

I thought that was brilliant.

It was hilarious.

My job is getting
what he needs.

That particular ad that we all
know about has been an issue.

We're just making commercials.

I don't want to have
an argument with you.

And now she's going to promote
him as a serious candidate

doing a conventional campaign,

which is a huge mistake.

Well, if you're running
for the senate,

you want to be
taken seriously.

Yeah, but he needs
to embrace his past.

I don't know why he listened
to her over me.

I think I have better instincts
than she does, for sure.

But I think what's really
frustrating for me is he's gonna

throw away all this money
and time

on a campaign
that's gonna inevitably fail.

So what does Kathryn
think of the commercial?

Kathryn, you know, came at me
like full bunny boiler mode.

He shouldn't be seen
dancing with the girls.

It could ruin his reputation
and the family's reputation.

Oh, yeah.
Mother Theresa.

She was like,
"Don't you condescend me."

(Whitney)
I'm trying to help him out.

Please, do not even try
and condescend me,

like, that's the worst.

Condescend you?
Okay.

Condescend you?

I didn't mean
to correct her grammar.

Oh, yes, you did.

I did, yeah.
That infuriated her more.

Did Thomas say anything?

- Believe me, I know.
- I'm sure you do.

He must just thrive
on chaos and drama.

All I'm trying to do

is help her [bleep] boyfriend
win an election,

which is impossible, by the way.

No good deed goes unpunished.

I don't know what to do.

Two crazy women like that
who are in his life now.

It's incredible to me.

Just glad it's not you.

(Whitney)
I'm very glad it's not me.
[laughs]

I love the fancy new shoes.

Are those real diamonds?

Would I have anything
but diamonds on my shoes?

Of course.
[laughs]

[brassy music]

♪♪ ♪♪

I'm getting to my office
right now,

and as soon as I get
my computer up and running,

I'll send you over the contract.

Hey, Mom.

- Hey, honey.
- How are you?

Got a lot of work to do?

I'm gonna try to make some money
to support the family.

[laughs]

[cell phone rings]

Senator Ravenel.
How are you?

I'm good.

Well, so--so much
for that new pair of shoes

I was gonna buy
with that commission, Thomas.

I'm really annoyed.
I had put some work into this.

You're gonna get so much more
for your money

if you're in Mount Pleasant.

Yeah.

But I think that Thomas thinks
that getting this house downtown

is a quick fix
to make Kathryn happy,

but the one thing
that Kathryn really wants

that she's not getting
is a ring on her finger.

She wants to be
a validated family with Thomas.

All right, well, thank you
for letting me know.

I'll talk to you soon, bye.

Oh, well.

[uptempo swing music]

♪♪ ♪♪

[jazz music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- Hey.
- Hey, baby.

- How you doing?
- Good.

- Have some eggs.
- Yeah.

- Did you have some already?
- They're good.

Kathryn and Whitney
got into it last night

about the raise the roof ad,

and I wish that they
would not have done that.

The ad--that's
a mother[bleep] joke.

Kathryn may have a point,

but she should never
have created a scene

at one of my fundraisers.

Major [bleep] just happening
that's not been acknowledged.

And I'm just a little
bit pissed off.

You want to talk
about it at home?

Why don't we talk
about it later?

I've got to get up
early in the morning.

Boo hoo, I have to get up
early in the morning

and take care of the baby.

But she's not brought up
her fight with Whitney

so I'm not gonna bring it up.

I don't need the drama.

I need to get
Kensie ready.

- I'm gonna go do that.
- Okay.

I realize at this point

that she cannot be a part
of my campaign team

or go to events

if she's going to behave like
this in front of contributors.

Come on, baby doll.
Okay.

I do think Whitney is malicious.

He knew that I would
not like that ad.

If anything,

I'm a pawn in his chess game
who he wants to get rid of.

You're not so little anymore.

Look, those are so cute, but you
cannot wear these anymore.

Whitney's a toxic factor
in Thomas' life.

He's been destructive
in numerous ways,

but the last thing

I want to be is another stressor
in Thomas' life.

I'm just gonna be there for him,

and I love Thomas,

and I would do anything
to make it work.

What's up, y'all?

- What's up?
- How's it going?

- Good, how are you?
- Good to see you.

Mwah, mwah.

Mwah.

You don't get one of those.

You don't get
one of those.

Growing up in the South,

you're either gonna be a lawyer,
a doctor, or a banker,

but I'm not a nine-to-five guy.

A shot and a beer, Chris,
when you get a chance.

A shot and a beer.

I've molded this little life
for myself in this great city.

All right.

It has a really cool balance
of work, play, and sleep.

- What is this?
- This is a birthday.

It's your birthday?
Here she is.

I think I'm doing
something right.

- How old are you?
- 22.

22?

I'm gonna need this.

All right, let's do it.

After you.

What's up, bro?

What's up, man?
How are you?

Nothing.
Are we going out tonight?

- Woo hoo!
- We're out.

Shep and I,
we go out 100 percent.

all: Cheers!

My parents always taught me,

if you're gonna do something,
do it right.

I just don't think they had
drinking in mind

when they told me that.

All right, I need a drink.
Let's do some shots.

I don't have to work tomorrow,
technically.

It's almost like Craig
graduating from law school

was like the prison
sentence was over.

(Craig)
Can I do a Rebel Lager?

And now he is
out on the town.

- Me.
- Good job.

It's so [bleep] good.
Thank you.

Scoot down.

Craig, Craig?
Craig?

Hey, can you buy me
a drink?

(Craig)
Yeah, I don't have anything
in this wallet.

You don't have anything
in your wallet?

Rookie mistake.
I have my ID.

I don't...

Craig thinks he's
a Rockefeller,

but he's more like
a Flintstone, you know?

- What do you want from me?
- Take this back.

- Get out of here.
- Get out of here.

I'm sorry I asked!

You can't dick around
for too much longer,

especially with a law degree
and student payments,

and just none of this
registers with Craig.

(woman)
Is he actually a lawyer?

No, he's not a lawyer.

Shep, get the [bleep] up!

(Craig)
We're dancing, bro.

[exhales]

I've been around the block
a few times by now,

and you've got to recognize
when the night's over.

Shep doesn't [bleep] dance.

I don't think
he's learned that yet.

I mean, Cameran is right.

I've been a little worried
about Craig recently.

Has he been working?
I mean, does he have a job?

I just, I don't get it.

If he does,
he has a very blasé boss.

Craig's in a somewhat
of a downward spiral.

Where should we go
after this?

I got to go, man,
I got [bleep] to do tomorrow.

(Cameran)
Coming up...

Thank you so much for coming,

neighbors, co-workers,
friends...

Who else did I leave out?

[upbeat swing music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- [baby cries]
- Hey, little nugget.

I know, I don't want
all these strangers here either.

Thomas, let's get you ready.

- You in here?
- Yeah.

- We need to change your shirt.
- You don't like my shirt?

No, you need to be
Carolina colors

because it's
a Carolina barbecue.

I was told by one
of my consultants

that I had
a humility problem.

This is too fall,
too fall, too fall.

(Thomas)
That I have this air of

"Oh, he plays polo
and he's above all of us."

I wanted to--to disavow
that notion.

- This is a country barbecue.
- It's a tailgate.

It's a country barbecue
so pink, no.

This is more appropriate.

(Thomas)
And I thought, why don't I just
invite everybody

to come to my home so they
have an opportunity to meet me?

All right, I have your phone

which I'm gonna
keep with me, okay?

- Let's do it.
- Let's go.

Hey, thanks for coming.
All right.

Yeah, I need some
younger voters,

but you guys need to vote.

- How you doing, sir?
- Jane Locke.

Jane Locke, good to see you.
Thanks for coming.

I'll go around and I will shake
every single person's hand there

when they arrive and shake it
again when they leave.

You're not old enough
to vote yet, are you?

- How are you?
- Fantastic.

It's like that old saying
by Theodore Roosevelt,

"People don't care
how much you know

until they know
how much you care."

That's right.

Thank you.

Have you talked to Kathryn?

No, I haven't
talked to her

since Saturday's
[bleep] show.

Ooh, who are all these people?

On the federal level,
I'm a Libertarian.

State level, Republican.

City level, I might even
be a Democrat.

On a family level,
I'm like a dictator, you know.

Yeah, of course.

Let's do it.

K.D.?

Kathryn, I think there's some
Thomas Ravenel super fans here,

some random "Where did
you come from?" people.

Yeah, this is so weird.

Oh, no, I'm--I'm--
I'm expecting that.

This event is open
to the public.

Any Tom, Dick, or Joe
off the street

can waltz into their house.

I think it's crazy.

I--I would be totally freaking
out if this was my home.

Love the skirt.

- That is so cute.
- Love it.

It has beer on it,
that's why I--I liked it.

It's beautiful.

It's probably wrinkly but,
you know, whatever works.

I think it's very difficult

for Kathryn at 23 to know
the appropriate attire

to wear when your significant
other is running for Congress.

A see-through shirt
with an orange bra

is probably not the best idea.

Let's go see
little baby Kensie.

Sunday.

- Yay!
- Like, officially.

- Three?
- Yes.

Me and Craig,
I don't know, I mean,

we just are a lot alike
in some ways.

- Craig?
- What?

Let's squash our drama.

I'm fine with that.
We both like to party.

- We both have to have fun.
- Exactly.

We're pretty, we like to have
a good time.

- You're pretty.
- Let's just hang out, you know?

We're pretty.

Craig and I are
both kind of like

not necessarily
the black sheep,

but maybe like the gray sheep
of the group.

[talking over one another]
- Hi.

Look at you in your
little outfit, you.

She's the cutest.

She's already growing out
of this and we just bought it,

like, last week.

She's so long!

Her legs are like a foot long.

Hey, buddy.

- Buddy.
- Did you have a good nap?

I'm really kind of shocked.

Kathryn has become
a great mother.

I'm gonna make a bottle.

One thing about Kathryn
that I can respect in a way is,

I mean, this is what she wanted.

One day, she can have
a barbecue,

but right now we're sticking
to bananas and rice cereal.

From the moment I met her,

I knew she wants to be
in this man's life somehow,

and she got it.

- [baby babbles]
- I know.

- Let's put her away.
- I got to get another drink.

Why would a multi-national
come here when they're promised

all these other countries
are gonna be taxed twice?

Are they serving food?

Food, food.
Food line.

- Where, now?
- Yeah.

Okaaay.

They're attacking capital gains

but they'll exempt
carrying interest, which is

what all the hedge fund guys get
risking other people's capital,

not even their own capital.

Mm, give me that.

You're gonna
eat with your fingers today.

- All righty.
- I'm starving.

Kathryn, get some food.

Do you like the macaroni?

- Is this the one you made?
- Yeah.

- You made it, shut up.
- Yeah.

- Wait a minute, you did not.
- Yeah.

- Yes.
- It's really good.

(Kathryn)
Is it? It's good?

- Oh, my God, yeah.
- I love macaroni and cheese.

That's my, um,
that's my jam.

[bell rings]

Please gather around.

I'm gonna lay a few words
on you.

The reason I'm running
is because we're headed

towards a doomsday scenario
economically

and the two pointed duopoly
on power in Washington

will not solve this problem.

It's gonna take an outsider.

Somebody who's not bought and
paid for by these two parties.

Thank you so much for coming,

neighbors, co-workers, friends.

Who else did I leave out?

Thank your baby's mama.

Everybody!

Thank you so much for coming,
and go eat some barbecue.

[applause]

It hurts my feelings.

I feel like just another person
at a fundraiser.

I don't feel
like I have any part in it,

and that is my home.

Like, right inside that house
is where I'm raising my child.

(Thomas)
I think I'm gonna
take this shirt off

and I'll be right back down.

All right,
we're leaving.

(Kathryn)
Let me walk you guys out.

Tomorrow, if you need help
moving, let me know, okay?

I'm probably gonna need more
help decorating, I feel like.

- Love you, hon.
- Love you.

- Y'all drive safe.
- I'll come see you tomorrow.

- All right.
- Yes, absolutely.

You got it?

Okay.

I think that everyone needs
to be gone by 7:00.

It's not a party, you know.

They can hang around
a little bit.

Watch the Carolina game
if they want.

Not people we don't know.

Absolutely not.

Do you want me to clear
people out?

At 7:00 I do, yeah.

Well, I don't want you to feel
uncomfortable in your own home.

Yeah, I know you already feel
uncomfortable.

Tell me what I can do
to make you feel better.

I mean, there's nothing
you can do really, it just--

But I can talk with you.

It's, like, embarrassing
whenever he's giving a speech

and I'm not even acknowledged.

You've got the best seat
in the house.

It makes me feel
like I'm not helping

and I feel
like I'm helping majorly.

He could say like,
"I have a beautiful girlfriend

who's stuck by my side
through a lot of...

"[bleep]."

It's hurtful, yeah.

- Are you ready?
- Let's get aboard.

He does need
to work the crowd.

- He needs to politic.
- No, I mean--I know.

I've worked on campaigns
so I don't...

I'm not liking the
12-year-old child he is.

Yeah, I--yeah.

Let me walk over
and talk with him.

You want to walk over with me,
Kathryn?

Whatever y'all want to do.

- Okay.
- I'm just gonna be here.

- Okay.
- Okay, then we'll walk over.

I'm gonna take him over there
and then we're gonna discuss it.

- Perfect.
- It's this way.

- All right.
- Thank you.

(Kathryn)
Y'all enjoy.

She okay?

No, it's the whole,
"Why is he ignoring me?

What is my role
in the campaign?"

Let me just--let me just
handle her.

(Thomas)
I gotta write her a memo?
I mean--

(Amy)
No, you can't get distracted

by this immaturity
and this drama.

I'm running for
the United States Senate

in a very conservative state,
you know.

We're not married.

We have a child
outside of wedlock.

Advertising that over and over
and over again,

how is that gonna
help me in my campaign?

Doesn't she have a clue
as to what I'm doing here?

I love her, I care about her,
but I need her support.

I need her to help me,
not be a drain on me.

And I'm very disappointed
that I'm not getting that.

- Coming up...
- I want to talk as friends.

Do you want to practice law?

Yeah, there's no reason to,

like, go to the office at 9:00
if I don't have to.

I'm worried
about his law career.

I don't think there is one.

[upbeat jazz music]

♪♪ ♪♪

This is the Palmer House.

It's turned
into a bed-and-breakfast now.

I mean, it doesn't get
much more iconic Charleston.

Love it, love it.

Love it.

Wowee.

It's happening, huh?

It is happening, my dear.

I'm glad you're here.
It's good to see you.

- How are you doing?
- Good, thanks.

I've been in business
on my own

with Social Primer Charleston
for a year,

and we're in the process

of opening a storefront
on King Street.

This is a show for clients.

- I love it.
- I thought you might.

So we're rolling the dice.

Can you see the harbor?

Can you see the history?

Imagine in the Golden Age

when this was the main entrance
to Charleston and the harbor

was bobbing with tall ships
from all countries.

This show will be sort
of a love letter to Charleston.

It's inspired by Charleston,

and so I want to show it
in a great, old house.

I mean, it rivaled Paris
in the day.

The Palmer House,

that's Old Charleston,
the Charleston that I love.

When I say, "Who's up next?"

You're gonna know that James
is an 11, all right,

and you're gonna bring me--
stop looking at her.

I know she's gorgeous.

- Oh, my God.
- Hi.

Thank God you're here.

- Everyone, this is Landon.
- Hi.

My gorgeous--gorgeous--

- Thank you.
- Um, partner-in-crime.

She's helping us do all
the work we do today.

Listen to what she does,
unless it contradicts me.

- And then--
- [laughs]

This isn't New York
Fashion Week, relax.

We're at, like, the Palmer home.

Are we allowed
to keep the rugs?

Yes, the rugs are staying.

- Yeah, I like them.
- That's your runway.

It's tight quarters, but it's
supposed to be intimate.

I've worked on much bigger
projects

than Cooper's little runway
show, but you know,

I've been gone for so long,

I need to get
myself reestablished

here in Charleston.

Can we, like, clear a runway
so they can,

like, at least,
like, get around?

Oh, yeah.

I mean, I've spent weeks,
like, running around

doing what Cooper needed
to get done.

These two, I can't see anything.

And I see places where it maybe

could have been executed
a little bit better or maybe

just some more ebb and flow,

and it just makes me realize
that I just need to be

doing this on my own.

That's too close, you're not
gonna get a head to toe.

Let's get the camera on and,
like, try that right now.

Just use your iPhone.

No, Cooper, you're not shooting
a runway show with a iPhone.

- I know that.
- Okay.

But listen
to what I have to tell you!

Thank God she's here.

We're like we're married.

♪♪ ♪♪

- Yo.
- What's up?

- How's it going?
- It's going.

Oh, we gotta get Cinderella
to the ball, don't we?

You're gonna make her look
all pretty.

Can I use your rest room?

- Should I go up there?
- Yeah.

Holy [bleep].
[chuckles]

What happened in here, dude?

What a disaster zone.

Ah, I could never live
like that.

Did a bomb go off up there?

Why did you go in my room?

I have a dirty clothes
hamper

and I do laundry every now

and then, and it's really
not that complicated.

Um, what--what are you
sipping on now?

Uh, just a...drink.
A vodka drink.

Okay, all right.

What's your work schedule
like these days?

I do all my work at night.

You got to flip that.

I mean, don't you
have an office?

Yeah, but I'm just
doing clerical stuff.

There's no reason to, like,

go to the office at 9:00
if I don't have to.

I'm worried
about his law career.

I don't think there is one.

Do you want
to practice law?

- Yeah, I mean, I--
- You're sure?

I am still gonna take the bar.

I have, like, another month

before I really
have to start studying.

Listen, I just want to--
I want to talk, though--

let's--as friends, okay?

Can--will you talk to me?

Yeah, what--I thought we were
going to a fashion show?

Listen, Cameran and I talked

and we're just a little
worried about you, man.

Sometimes you just, like,
run too hard, you know?

Well, yeah, I won't sleep
for three days

and then I sleep for,
you know, 20 hours.

That's really bad, you know?

It's my hobby,
like, going out.

We have so much fun
so it's really hard, like--

I understand what you're
going through, man.

I was 26 once too.

I had a job and going out
and having fun, total wild man.

But I was a weekend warrior.

You got girls downtown.

People going out
all the time.

It's hard to make
yourself do the right thing.

Dude, shut up.
You're out with me every night.

Like, you are the one
that calls me half the time

that's like, "Yo, you got to
meet me up in this place."

Just because you're fortunate
enough and you don't

have to work, doesn't give you
the right to lecture me.

It's starting
to really piss me off.

If I see you veering,
I'm gonna--I'm gonna

set you straight.

So my babysitter is Shep now.

Not babysitter, a friend
and sometimes running mate.

It's one thing to be--sort
of live a sloppy, crazy life,

but then know that you'll
always be fine in the end

because--because of
your family or whatever.

But if you run out of money
and you're living that way,

it can be a very precipitous
drop in your life

and your quality of life.

I appreciate it, obviously,

but, just,
I have that fashion show

and then the afterparty
and everything.

So we'll have to
put all this advice on hold

for at least
another day.

Maybe you should be a--a model.

Why don't you just admit it?
That's what you want to do.

I'll drink a little bit before,

'cause it helps me walk better.

Drinking helps you walk better?

God, you did just say that.

Oh, I love you.

We're moving.
Yes, we are.

We're gonna go downtown.

She made a mm face.
"Again?"

Halleluiah, finally
we are moving downtown.

Yeah.

When I woke up this morning,
it felt like Christmas.

I feel like everything
I had during maternity

I'm gonna leave here.

Thomas and I have moved nine
times since I became pregnant,

but every time I felt
like I was a guest.

Are you exited?
We're moving.

For once it's gonna be like
our own house.

Like, we're gonna
have our own space.

Look at that, huh?

Look at all that rain.

I actually like the rural life.

I like the solitude
of being in the country.

- We're going to the city.
- Thomas?

Yeah, I'm playing with the baby.

All right, I--I just thought,
when you get a chance,

I need a box, if you don't mind.

Okay.

I'm excited just
to have sound

and it not be so quiet
all the time.

You want to do some yoga?

You like doing yoga, hm?

What do you think?
A little bit of yoga?

I will miss the house itself.

Just the physical beauty,

this bucolic setting,
the peacefulness of it.

I might have to pack
the baby's stuff last.

I am so excited to, like,

have access to everyday
necessities.

And there's a lot
of good shopping.

This little piggy
went to market.

This little piggy went home.

This little piggy went...
where'd this one go?

I forgot where this one goes.

Neiman Marcus.

Great.

Oh, my goodness.

I don't want
to make the commitment

to get married right now,

but this house downtown
hopefully will placate her.

- I'll get it, I'll get it.
- No, you--just trust me.

You might want help
going down the stairs.

Reduce my stress level.

She'll be happier
so that I can be more productive

on the campaign trail.

- T-Rav?
- Yes, honey?

Can we be done packing now?

We have to get ready
for Cooper's fashion show.

Okay.

Thomas is always
skirting the marriage issue,

but at least,
I feel like this place

that we're gonna move downtown
just feels like, to me,

like a new beginning.

- What?
- I just want a hug.

Oh.

(Cameran)
Coming up...

When you're ready, your seat is
in the center on that side.

Okay.

There's not words
that can give off enough...

of the passion behind what I
have to say about Whitney.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- Shepard?
- What's going on?

- What's happening man?
- Good to see you, man.

It's a good thing
you're not in my show.

I'd make you shave.

Oh, that's right.

I'm gonna go do magic
to my face.

Are you gonna
beautify Craig?

You're gonna let
me do it today, right?

- No, I don't wear make-up.
- Why?

Ever.

Shep's too goofy
to be a model.

No, no, I'm wearing the fox.

I mean, even if he could fit
his dangly arms and stuff

into the clothes,
he's got a silly face.

What about your hair? Can we
do your hair a little bit?

No.

It's not symmetrical
like mine.

That tank top
is not making me happy.

'Cause I'm about to change,
what do you want me to do?

Craig's a pro.

He's quitting the law game
and going into modeling.

I see that.
Craig being a model is [bleep].

He's too old.

You know, he really
needs to focus on,

like, a solid career,
and modeling's not it.

- When are you doing the bar?
- February.

Everybody keeps asking me.

I can't just, like, sign up

and be like, you can give me
the bar next week.

Hey, let me make
a phone call.

Shep will sort it out,

and you'll be taking the bar
next week.

I'll sort it out and you
can take the bar next month.

♪♪ ♪♪

♪♪ ♪♪

Hey, Michael.

Mrs. Altschul's kitchen.

Michael, it's time
for my dressing drink, please.

- Very good, thank you, ma'am.
- Thank you.

- Evening.
- Hi, darling.

- How are you?
- Don't you look handsome?

I try.

Thank you, Michael.

Whitney, would you
like a dressing drink?

- I have to drive.
- That's right, you do.

The last time
I was at a fashion show

was in Paris, haute couture,
front row, Catherine Deneuve.

And now I'm going
to a bed-and-breakfast

to watch bow ties.

I just have a little bit
more to do.

Take your time.
Finish your drink.

- Ten minutes?
- Yeah.

- Thank you, darling.
- Thank you.

So Ma, I have an idea.

- Um...
- Can I ask you something?

- What are those sunglasses?
- Well, I like these.

They're kind of, you know,
porny, I guess.

I think porny says it all.

Do we have to wear them?

Yes.

Anyway, afterwards there's some
party at some nightclub.

Do you want to just go
grab dinner somewhere?

Oh, no, I want to go
to the nightclub.

I'm sure you do.

The idea of going to a nightclub
after this event,

seeing Kathryn,

I'd rather stick needles
into my scrotum.

She'll be drunk, angry,
volatile,

so I'd like
to avoid this aspect.

Should I make reservations
somewhere?

- Yeah, let's do that.
- Okay, I'll see you out front.

- Take your time.
- Thank you.

Oh, [bleep] it,
I don't care.

I told Craig today, I was like,

you might need to, like, chill.

He just needs to relax.

- He's been going out too much.
- Party animal?

Rules are for suckers.

It's hard for me to say
that 'cause it's...

without sounding hypocritical.

At least I, like, you know,

my bed is made and my clothes
are in their drawer.

His place looks like
a bomb went off

and it's just like,
what the [bleep]?

I don't want
to be anybody's babysitter.

I don't think
that's a good job for me,

but I'm just very concerned
about him after seeing his room.

This is very bad.

I'm gonna go get
a big cup of coffee.

(woman)
Really?

Oh, I haven't been
drinking at all today.

Oh, my God.

Craig hasn't.

Not at all.

I don't think
anyone likes responsible Shep.

Responsible Shep
is unbecoming of real Shep.

Are we, like,
the first people here?

Where's Craig,
I want to make him nervous.

Hey, girl.
He's doing his thing up here.

Ooh, nice.

Craig, you have a little
clip in your hair.

Like, a couple.

Aw, and you got
your make-up on?

- You ready to go?
- I'm so pretty.

- Shepard.
- Hey, Cam.

You actually
look really hand--

I mean, what's different?

Haircut.

'Cause you look very
attractive right now.

- Everybody looks gorgeous.
- Hey, you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I forgot to tell you
you look good,

but you already--you hear
that all the time, right?

Are we, like,
really early to this thing?

7:30, the guests
will be arriving.

Thank you.

I love these shoes, but they

are the most excruciatingly
uncomfortable shoes I own.

(butler)
The price of beauty.

- Hey, darling.
- Howdy.

- Thank you.
- Mm hm.

All right.

I think Craig is walking
in the show tonight.

Is he?
Oh, good.

- Well, he looks like a model.
- He's needs a career.

I think male modeling
is perfect for him.

What about the law?
He went to law school.

He's not cut out
for law.

He's the last person
in his class to take the bar.

He's a bit of a mess
these days.

Why is that,
do you suppose?

He's just out
partying too much.

I mean, there are ten women
to every man in Charleston

so it's like a smorgasbord.

I think that ratio's a bit
inflated, honestly.

Well, I didn't say
they were all attractive.

(Whitney)
Let's grab a drink first.

I don't want to be on time.

♪♪ ♪♪

All right, guys.

Remember, you're princes
of Charleston,

You own this town, you're here
to claim your birthright,

and I want you to go out there
and own it.

All right, be sexy, be cool,
and drink afterward.

- Tonight's the night.
- He needs a jacket.

Voila.

(man)
Thank God she's here.

(woman)
This needs cufflinks.
Ew.

Oh, my God.

Y'all see this?

- Thank you.
- You look gorgeous.

Are pretty people here?

They're arrive--they're slowly
arriving, yeah.

(woman)
You look beautiful.

- Good to see you.
- Looking good, man.

- What's up?
- We're matchy matchy.

- Thank you.
- You look tres chic.

Hey, let's get a drink
though, because I got held up.

- Hey.
- Hi, how are you doing?

- There he is.
- Hey, good to see you.

Good to see you too.

Excuse me.

I know Whitney is coming
to the fashion show.

What about ginger ale?

Let's just do that.

I'm just, you know, praying
that I can keep it together.

Thank you very much.

It's a problem
between Whitney and I,

and I need to separate
Thomas from it.

(man)
How does that jacket fit now?

(woman)
With the vest,
it needs to be open anyways.

(man)
Yeah, I like it.
It's kind of nice.

- Look at this do.
- Yeah, I got it cut off.

Looking good, brother,
looking good.

Sometimes you hunt the fox,
sometimes the fox hunts you.

Look, there's a
Thomas Ravenel sign.

(Kathryn)
This is gorgeous.

I've always, like,
loved this house

because it's a pink one,
you know.

Everyone thinks,
"the pink one."

Mm hm, he was saying
that on the way here.

I was like, "Wait, no,
it's the Palmer House."

He goes, "No, it's the
John Ravenel House."

Yeah.

- Hello.
- How are you doing, hi.

Pleasure to meet you.

Where do we get
our seat assignments?

Hi, how are you?

Y'all, is it too late to go
to the store and get tomatoes?

So we can throw them at Craig.

When you're ready, your seat
is in the center on that side.

Okay.

Hi, how are you?

- Don't you look nice?
- So do you.

Whitney,
you're sitting beside me.

Am I, baby?

There's not words
that can give off enough...

of the passion behind what I
have to say about Whitney.

Y'all take your seats,
we can get started.

Yes, yes.
Everyone take their seats.

- I'm sitting next to you.
- You are?

Yeah, we're gonna
have a lot of fun.

Well, behave yourself.

- Ah, a mason jar?
- Huh?

A mason jar
full of something.

Bourbon and,
uh, lemonade.

Personally, I don't have
a problem with Whitney,

but I'm worried that there's
potential for a confrontation

between Whitney and Kathryn.

I don't want that.

I just want this to be a fun,
drama-free night.

Are you dying hot?

- It's line up.
- Aah!

This looks good,
this looks good.

We're ready.

- You guys ready?
- Yeah, go, go.

(woman)
You've got your jacket
in hand?

Do you know where it is?

- Whoa.
- You're good.

I have to finish
doing your last look.

(man)
You're gonna keep your head up.
No smiling.

Do you have
all your buttons?

Oh, they're gonna
leave those unbuttoned?

Yeah.

If you must put your
hands in your pockets,

just do your thumbs.

- Hey, it's Craig.
- Yay!

Craig!
Whoo!

Yes, Craig.
Give them face.

That is hot.

He looked so angry.

Craig looks
like a legitimate model.

Who doesn't think Craig's hot?
Duh.

Stay out of sight.

Good, good, good, good.

Go.

- Who's next--Matt.
- Finale, guys.

Craig--Craig, you're my hero.
Wooo!

- You ready?
- It's so hot.

Hi, man.

You guys are impossible.

Every time I was like,
"Dead puppies.

Dead puppies.
Angry, angry, angry.

Then I hear you two
and I'm like, "No!"

Oh, my gosh.

Aren't you glad it's over?

Working with Cooper
on this runway show

has really helped me.

It's, you know,
kept me really busy.

It's made me be creative again.

Now it's just inspired me

to, like, make my visions
come to life,

and if life gives you lemons,
you just make Limoncello.

Whitney doesn't like
confrontation, he just

wants everything to be pleasant

so I think he's learned
over the years to bow out early.

Sometimes discretion
is the better part of valor.

Coming up.

What--careful about what?
God, dude.

(man)
You all want to see the roof?

- Yes.
- Come on.

(man)
Dude, it's beautiful up here.

That sky.

Craig, I don't like you
up there.

- Craig, that makes me nervous.
- Oh, my God.

Everything
I do makes everyone nervous.

That's true.

There's a cannonball
embedded in the roof next door

from the Civil War,
from a warship in the harbor.

And it came and hit the roof
of that house.

- Pretty cool, right?
- Yeah.

A fun fact about Shep
is he is probably

one of the most well-read
people I know.

And when he's sober,
he's actually very intelligent.

Get behind me,
my arms are freakishly long.

That's why I'm not
in the fashion show

is 'cause my arms are so long.

Y'all in?

(woman)
All right,
I got to get another drink.

♪♪ ♪♪

I'm glad that Shep sees
that Craig is kind

of spiraling out of control.

I don't want to be
the only person in Craig's life

that is showing concern, because
then Craig's just gonna say,

"Oh, Cameran's overreacting."

So hopefully Shep
can talk some sense into Craig.

I think Thomas is
the last person on this planet

I'm gonna be taking advice
from anytime soon.

Especially wasted Thomas.

Like, wasted Thomas and Shep
are trying to, like,

give me advice on how I should
be acting, and I'm like, "What?

You guys are so ridiculous.

Yeah, it's kind of--it's
annoying.

On the next episode
of Southern Charm.

I don't know what you're doing
this weekend,

but it's my 35th birthday.

- Is it?
- Yeah, on Saturday.

- [bleep] yeah, bro.
- Yeah, dude.

I had a great idea.

I think you pick out
an engagement ring

and say, "Thomas,
I've got it,

all you gotta do
is pay for it."

I've gotten negative feedback
from the press on some ads.

Well, I've got positive.
T-Rav.

- You can have--
- They will vote for you.

There are a lot of people
in South Carolina

who don't want
to vote for T-Rav.

They want to vote
for Thomas Ravenel.

Do you want a shot?
Yeah!

- Ahh.
- Oh, yeah.

What?

It's fun to party with Kathryn
without Thomas around.

I mean, it's kind of
like partying

with the old Kathryn again.

Okay, I was gonna say
pour me a drink.

(Cameran)
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