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(Cameran)
Previously on Southern Charm...

How bad is it to say
girls are my favorite hobby?

I will slap you.
You know what?

(Cameran)
Craig made it crystal clear

that his priorities
were no longer legally inclined,

while Landon was determined
to get her groove back.

I'm working on
my evening wear show.

I've done, like,
tons of styling,

and all the casting's
no problem.

Yes, yes, and yes.

(Cameran)
And when Shep and Whitney

decide to throw
a housewarming party...

Not enough tequila
in this sháá.

N
ot everyone came
in the mood to celebrate.

You've been traipsing
around Europe all summer.

You left me doing
all the work.

(Cameran)
Even though Whitney may not

be very committed
to his restaurant dreams,

he certainly had his hands full
helping Thomas create

some roof-raising
political ads.

(male TV announcer)
Thomas Ravenel's been known
to raise the roof.

But he won't raise your taxes.

(Cameran)
But the best-laid plans
of mice and men oft go astray.

I'm at home taking care
of your child,

and you're filming
a commercial dancing with girls?

Well, that's because Thomas
was thinking

with his little head
and not his big one.

I mean...

[Mia Sable's It's Easy]

- ♪♪ Mm-hmm ♪♪
- ♪♪ He's got money ♪♪

♪♪ He's in magazines ♪♪

♪♪ He's got more honeys ♪♪

♪♪ Than any honeybee ♪♪

♪♪ Ba-ba doo ♪♪

♪♪ Ba-ba dee-ee-ee ♪♪

♪♪ It's easy ♪♪

♪ As the birds and the bees
and the one, two, threes ♪

♪♪ Mm-hmm ♪♪

This is so embarrassing
and disgusting.

You just made yourself
looking really dumb

at the expense of me

and at the expense
of your daughter especially.

Are you going to say sorry?

Why don't you take care
of the baby tonight?

I don't want to talk to you
unless you have an apology.

This is
so fáááing ridiculous.

I apologize for all the--
the, um, commotion.

Please don't apologize.

Yes, she may have had
a point.

But I think she overreacted.

You take a flyswatter to a fly,

but you don't take
a Howitzer 15 to it.

Hey. I think I'm ready
to go home.

[sighs]

[line trilling]

Dawn, hey. I'm going
to be coming home.

And then you can
take off.

- I got it from there.
- Okay.

- All right, bye.
- All right, bye.

[car door opens, closes]

[keys jingling, door opens]

(Thomas)
When it comes to
Kathryn and I,

I've always said that
if we can live together

peacefully for one month,
I would marry her.

[sighs]

But something always
happens, you know.

There's always a blowup.

And I just hit
the pause button.

(Landon)
Good girl.

[line trilling]

[cell phone ringing]

(Craig)
You have reached
Craig Conover's voice mail.

Sorry I can't come
to the phone right now.

Please leave your name,
number, and a brief message,

and I'll get back to you
as soon as I can.

(woman)
The mailbox is full.

I cannot accept any messages
at this time.

They're seriously losers.

[baby crying]

Shh!

What's the matter?

You miss your mommy?

I've got to go to work,

but then the nanny is going
to come and play with you.

God, there's ice cream
everywhere.

Melted ice cream.

Jesus Christ.

Now, we've got to clean up.
I hate that part.

Shep and I just kind of
like shack up

like two overgrown,
degenerate frat boys.

That smells disgusting.

Truth be told, Patricia's house
comes with a lot more perks.

Let's get some fan action.

We're getting asphyxiated
in here.

You know, you get cooked for.
Everything's clean.

You don't have
to do anything.

All right, who the fááá
put their foot

through the fáááing stool?

I don't know,

but there's a pair of boxers
out here too.

- Men's or women's?
- Men's.

All right, that's not
a good sign. Whoop!

[laughs]
Look, I kicked it up there.

Good God.

He expects a lot of service
and not a lot of effort.

Dude, ugh.

This is not what I had in mind
when I had a beach house.

Honestly, I've been spoiled
and pampered my whole life too,

but I'll do those things
because it's not a big deal.

Ugh!
God, that's disgusting.

- Thanks for your help.
- Hey, my pleasure.

- What do you want to do today?
- Let's fáááing chill.

It's been a long-ass week.

I was foolishly
working overtime

doing Thomas's ads.

- You want to see 'em?
- Yeah, for sure.

Ready, honey?

[both laugh]

(male TV announcer)
Thomas Ravenel's been known
to raise the roof.

But he won't raise your taxes.

(Thomas)
I'm Thomas Ravenel,
and I approve this message.

(Craig)
Awesome.

I mean, it's just so absurd.
It has to work, right?

It's perfect.

Thomas Ravenel is not
some churchgoing candidate

talking about family values.

He has a child
out of wedlock.

And he went to prison.
What are you going to do?

I wouldn't put that
on local Channel 2 or whatever.

I think Whitney's heart
was in the right place,

but he's not knowing
who the constituency

in South Carolina really is.

By showing him
raising the roof,

just like he embraces
who he is, you know.

- I got ya.
- Yeah?

It's a very
conservative state.

They have a sense of humor,
but only to a point.

Did background dancers,

so that was the whole
purpose of that.

I mean, they're hot,
no doubt.

I don't know how happy
Kathryn will be with that.

- It's about Thomas, not her.
- [laughs]

T-Rav!

- What's up?
- What's up, brother? What's up?

- How you doing?
- All right, doing good.

- Hanging in there?
- [sighs]

I just want to ask you
one question.

Do I look as tired
as I feel?

Yeah, probably.

[both laugh]

Thank you!

All right, so...

for the fund-raiser,
what are you thinking?

Um, something a little
more casual.

I'd like to do it,
like, at Bowen's Island,

something cheap, you know.

- I got you.
- Raise as much money...

and keep the costs down
as low as possible.

Well, then I don't need
to plan anything.

- That makes life way easier.
- Yeah.

Well, I'll come if I can, but
I'll still stroke you a check.

- Yeah.
- [laughs]

Money is the mother's milk
of politics.

And I'm going up
against millions and millions

and millions of dollars
by my opponent.

[cell phone ringing]

Why's she calling again?
I just talked to her.

Kathryn?
Are you in trouble?

[laughs]

She didn't come home
last night.

So I don't know.
I don't know what to do.

What--what's going on, man?
What's going on with her?

She's mad at me because
we did this little ad.

The ad with the girls?

Yeah, I've been telling her
about it and...

She's madder than a hornet.

Uh, yeah, definitely.

- Hey, love muffin.
- Hey.

What is up with you?

Last night was crazy.

Like, what--
what happened?

We were trying to work
on our relationship,
go on a romantic date.

So first thing he chooses
is to tell me

about his commercial.

First of all,
there are girls in it.

And they were
in tight skirts,

like, for example,
what I'm wearing,

but, like, short.

And they're dancing.
Like, are you kidding me?

I did a complete 180 from
the person that I was last year.

I learned how to cook.
I started cleaning.

I've gotten, like,
30 blazers, you know.

I changed so much
specifically to make this work.

And I don't feel like
he made any effort.

I was, like, not even able

to, like, sit
at the table with him.

I couldn't look at him.

Yeah.

I'm just really fed up.

And I know Thomas is going to be
upset that I didn't come home.

But it was pretty clear
that I was irrelevant to him.

So I'm just going
to keep it that way,

if that's what you want.

How could you do that?
Like, honestly?

If that were, like,
to ever air--

something like that--
and Kensie were to see it,

like, just imagine her
thinking back,

"Oh, my gosh, I was, what,
how old then?

You were living with mommy,
and, like, look what you did."

[crying]
Like, it's just gross.

I'm sorry, babe.

Mm, I don't want
to talk about it.

Seriously.

She was mad that I'm dancing
with these girls.

- I mean...
- What do guys want to see?

- I know.
- Guys like hot chicks.

You think Hooters got there
because of their awesome wings?

No.
They advertised females.

Right.

What do young girls
wearing short skirts

have to do
with his campaign?

And how would that...
attract voters?

I'm 23 years old,

but I did major in politics
in college.

And, like, I even know
that's stupid.

I think someone
off the side of the street

would even think
it was stupid.

No one needs to think that
you're still "raising the roof,"

because, one, no one
does that anymore.

[chuckles]
And, two...

you're running
for a political office, okay?

You shouldn't be campaigning
and advertising...

It's like making a mockery.

Making a mockery
of your past.

Who in their right mind
would advise him

to do something like that...

[softly]
Whitney.

For his campaign?

[normal voice]
Whitney.

He says it's art in LA.

This isn't LA.
This is South Carolina.

The fact that Thomas
listens to his advice,

that advice now reflects me.

And that now
reflects our child.

Like, I don't know
how much more

I can, like, take
from this crap,

because Thomas obviously does,
like, whatever he wants to do

no matter what.

Well, it's not unusual
for young parents

right after they have a baby
to fight depression, bro.

You think it's hormonal?

Yeah.

Elizabeth's had four babies.

I don't know
if she'll ever be right.

- [laughs]
- Yeah.

You know?

I just want to make
the peace

so I can get some sleep
and fight the real battle.

(Cameran)
Coming up...

It's the hardest fáááing thing
you will ever do.

I don't have to start studying
for the bar till December.

- The exam is in February?
- Yeah.

Okay, you want
to go out, Charlotte?

[line trilling]

- Hello?
- Hey, Dad.

I'm good. How are you?

[laughs]

I am.

My dad and I have always
been super close.

I mean, my personality is
definitely more like my dad's,

and I look almost
exactly like him.

I mean, I've got a lot
to figure out,

but it's good having--

Yeah.
[laughs]

Yeah, my dad was actually
always really supportive

of the divorce.

You know, I mean, it was
my dad who helped me

file all the paperwork
and do all the legal stuff.

He just wants me
to be happy again.

Yeah, there's quite a few
living out here, actually.

But, I mean, I'm the youngest
by, like, 40 years.

[Michael laughs]

You know, like, financially,
like, I'm not in great place.

Getting divorced
is not cheap.

I just moved across
the country--again, not cheap.

So there's a lot
of pressure on me

because I have to
support myself now.

I'm trying to get my shop
going too.

But it's just tricky

to get it, like,
properly developed.

When I lived in LA,

I started my own
interior-design business.

But being back in Charleston,
it's a really small town,

and there's so many
interior designers.

So I have to sort of
reinvent myself.

I'm actually going to be
helping this guy, Cooper,

with his fashion show.

I've got to get back out there
and start meeting people.

I know.

I just need
to figure out a way

to make my own little niche
in this gorgeous town.

[laughs]

Hopefully, I'll be off
the boat by then.

[cell phone ringing]

Charleston definitely goes
with the old adage

you're not an alcoholic
unless your life sucks.

And my life definitely
doesn't suck.

I don't know if that adage
is that true,

but, yeah--I don't know--
my life doesn't suck.

[dog barks]

- What's up, buddy?
- Hey, man.

I don't get a high five?

Yeah, you get one.
Hey, man.

- Nice to see you.
- You too, dude.

Warren and I--
we graduated together.

We went through three years
of law school.

Still kind of confused
why you forced me

to come over so early.

Well, because some of us have
jobs, and it's not that early.

Unlike myself, Warren took
the bar exam

right out of school after
graduating to get it over with.

And now, you know, he can
call himself an attorney.

I mean, I have a job.

Just like law school,
I do all my work at night.

Okay, so, during the day,
you're sleeping

because you're recovering
from the day before.

When are you going
to study?

Well, if I can get
my work done

and still go out at night,

I don't have to sacrifice
my social life or work...

- Oh, my God.
- Then why would I not do it?

- "Your social life."
- I'm just saying like--

- How old are you?
- 26.

I just wanted
to hear you say it.

[laughs]

I had a feeling this was
going to be, like,

a peer-pressure,
bull-crap thing.

Well, you know, a high tide
raises all boats.

So we all kind of need
to be lawyers together.

This is one section
of one part of the bar exam.

I'm just saying,
as your friend, Craig,

that it's the hardest fáááing
thing you will ever do.

I don't have to start studying
for the bar till December.

- The exam is in February.
- Yeah.

You know, I appreciate
Warren's advice,

but everyone's different.

And, you know,
I'm not underestimating

the test at all.

It's just some people
don't need to study

as long as other people.

Nothing is more important
than this bar exam.

You're useless
to your boss,

and you're never going to get
out of your paralegal paycheck

if you don't pass
the bar exam.

There's thousands of pages
of literature here,

and that doesn't even include
the suitcase.

Oh, my God!
[grunts]

There's no way I'm taking
all this.

This is the bar exam.

What the hell, man?

Thank you!

- Sugar pie.
- Hi, babe.

Hey!

- I'm gonna be bouncing all day.
- I know.

So much to do.

I got involved with helping
Cooper with his runway show

because it's a good way for me
to kind of get back

into Charleston society

and kind of meet and greet
with people.

- So, you saw the board.
- Mm-hmm. I did.

I think we've got
a really great start.

I love him in this red.

- I know.
- I think that's good.

Cooper's brilliant with,
you know, these ladies

who have lunch so to speak.

I mean, Cooper's their,
like, prime guest.

- Hey, lady.
- Hey, darling.

How are you?

- Mm. Mm.
- [laughs]

Maybe some of these little old,
like, South of Broad ladies

will be willing to invest
into my shop.

I'm undecided
on the tailcoat.

I don't want anything to look
too, like, stuffy like a butler.

Look how great
he wears that.

Cooper's style
is very, like,

Old South, like, gentry.

And I love that he's trying
to keep it alive.

We're going to try all these
ideas and see if they work.

(Cooper)
Shep!

Thank you for coming.

- Good to see you.
- You gonna try to do this?

Yeah, I'm gonna give it...

[laughter]
- The old college try.

I'm happy to help Landon
because she's a good friend.

I need you in the show.

- What are you--
- Craig is going to be in it.

And Landon's helping me.

(Cooper)
Landon wants to see you walk.

Okay.

But I'm quite scared about what
I'm getting myself into.

I don't like it.

I just kind of walk around.

[laughs]
Throw your shoulders back.

- Looking around.
- Yeah.

Just please humor me
for one minute.

It's a weird thing
to want to do, right?

Shoulders back, chin up.

Uh-uh.

It's like the Blue Steel look
into the camera.

And you have to be serious.

It's against everything
that I stand for.

We're going to have
to fit you.

Let's try a jacket first.

No jacket will ever fit me
off the rack.

Why? Because you have
big long arms?

I have the longest arms.

All my coats are custom made
from Hong Kong.

Southern boys--like, you've had
a tuxedo custom made

since you were five.

I mean, it's just sort of,
like, a rite of passage.

Watch this.

[laughs]

- [laughs]
- Stop.

- Like a monkey.
- I am a monkey.

It's nuts. You look
like Pee Wee Herman.

(Cooper)
Ay, Dios mío!

What do you want to do
with him?

Good God. I feel like
Ichabod Crane or something.

(Cooper)
Craig!

Craig was in my show
last time.

I know. Craig will be
perfect for you.

He's emaciated.

[laughter]

(Shep)
How many of these
have you done, my friend?

A couple.

Have you ever gotten laid
because of one?

- Yeah, dude.
- Really?

I know it may sound
a little ridiculous,

but, yes, I've started
dabbling in modeling.

Good to see you, buddy.
See you later.

- Bye, Shep. Thank you.
- Bye, thank you so much.

(Craig)
You get paid to go
somewhere cool

and model clothes
with pretty girls

that you end up partying with
afterwards,

and you get free stuff.

You want to try the fox
on him?

I want to see him
in these, actually.

- These pants.
- Okay.

With the fox for sure.

Go ahead and get in that,

and we'll get your shoes
when you go.

[camera shutter clicks]

Love it.

I mean, a lawyer's fun
and stuff.

Why, hello!

But if you're going to
pay me to be pretty...

Craig has the classic,
like, James Bond look.

I think I'd pick that one.

- So debonair.
- De-boner.

You guys need to dress me
every fáááing weekend.

[laughs]

(Cameran)
Coming up...

I hooked up with a girl
from just outside of Anderson.

What do you mean
"hooked up"?

- You banged?
- No.

She won't bang me
unless I date her,

which I don't even know
what that means.

It's called commitment.

You ready for this?

You hungry, little girl?

Open, open wide.

[laughs]

What do you think?

Yes, yes, yes.

Thomas is such
an intelligent human.

But when it comes
to any type of relationship

that involves emotion,
he can't make, you know,

confident decisions
that are the right decisions.

Oh, there's mama.

She's very angry
with Da-da. Yes.

I mean, the whole
thought process

behind the commercial just
doesn't make any sense to me.

And the fact that it would
ever make sense to him

is, like, kind of scary.

You want to see Mama?

You're a good girl.

Hey, babe.

[grunts]

Got so much going on
with this campaign.

What is up with
all these love bugs?

There's one on you
right now.

It's the mating season.

Oh, is it?

Yeah, love bugs.

So, yeah, the other night
didn't go so well.

I'm at home taking care
of your child,

and you're filming a commercial
dancing with girls?

Not okay.

And if you think that's okay,
then I don't know you.

Thought it was something
we could have a laugh over.

It just shows
the difference between--

Men are from Mars.
Women are from Venus.

Yeah.

I didn't mean to hurt you.

But these Hollywood people,

you know, they're all
about creating art,

and they thought
it was so funny.

[laughing]
They think it'll work.

Either way, it's over and done
with, and I want to move on.

I want to make this work,
and I want peace.

We've been at each other's
throats for just too long.

Let's just, you know--

- Put that behind us.
- Put it all behind us.

Start with a clean slate.

Mm-hmm.

(Kathryn)
Right now he's running
for the Senate.

He's got a lot on his mind.
He doesn't know who to please.

He's got a baby.
He's got a girlfriend.

He's got a bunch of friends
telling him to do this and that.

I mean, understandably so,
he didn't think

about how I would react
to him being in a commercial

with three girls
dancing on him.

Moving forward,
I just want you to know

I'm opening up my palms
and saying I trust you.

And I'm not
fighting with you.

My white flag is up.

I just want to be the least
stressful thing in your life.

Great.

(Thomas)
I love Kathryn,

and I want to believe
that love can conquer all.

But I have to admit,
sometimes it can be difficult.

I love you.

I love you.

[circular saw whirring]

We're going to have steel
on either side.

And then the bar will
actually be pushed back

up against the new wall.

So we pick up four feet
because of that?

Right.

Okay, then what kind of
timing are we gonna have with--

Oh, my God.

Howdy, howdy.

Good to see you.

How are we looking here?

We're looking well.

A little concerned
about the time frame here.

What the fááá?

[laughter]

It's looking great, man.

Look, I know we've had
our differences,

but I'm glad we've ironed them
out, to a certain degree.

So I'm here to help
however I can.

(Craig)
The potential for Generalissimo,
our restaurant, is vast.

You see a chain
like Planet Hollywood

all over the country,

if we don't
kill each other first.

Fill me in.
What the fááá is going on?

Well, we have to put
brick up there.

We're going to put
the Charleston brick

or the English brick.

What is this brick?
Is this post-Civil War?

- Or is that...
- This is pre-Civil War.

- That's pre-Civil War.
- That's post-Civil War.

Got it.

(Craig)
Running a restaurant
is not a lifelong passion,

but, you know, kind of nice
to have my own pool,

bar, lounge, restaurant
I can go to whenever I want.

So it's kind of, like,
a little more sedate,

more serious downstairs,
party upstairs.

- Exactly.
- Got it.

- So that's about it.
- Good.

This will be by far the fáááing
coolest place in Charleston.

The building is awesome.

Well, I'm glad
to have you aboard.

- Thanks. Thank you.
- Thanks.

Let's go over a few things
that you're going to be doing.

I want you to be hands-on
with the menu, with the chef...

- hands-on with the design.
- Okay.

And I definitely
would like to have you

spend time
in front of the house,

meaning not a hostess,

but someone that's
going to greet people.

I think you spend
an hour or two,

you know, two
or three nights a week.

Are you fáááing with me?
[laughs]

- No.
- Yes, you are.

No, no, I'm dead serious.
I think it would be perfect.

Should I put on, like,
a tux jacket?

Yeah, maybe.

Just go
and shake people's hands

and ask if they're
enjoying the meal

and "Need some more bread?"

I think it's good
and humbling.

I put up the seed money
for the lease

and came with the concept.

I never realized
that I'd actually have to work

in the place.

Well, we're going to be
under a serious stopwatch here.

I want the doors
open in March.

- Okay.
- So...

Obviously our talk
the other night,

I didn't mean to be
that hard on you.

But I think you need a little
kick in the ass sometimes.

I do?

It's tough love, we'll say.

- As friends.
- Tough love.

[laughs]

(Shep)
Bills, bills, bills, bills.

Holy sháá. All right,
let me take care of one of 'em.

- Take care of all of 'em.
- No way.

I'm not going to go
into the poorhouse.

[both laugh]

Hi!
[laughs]

It's not a palace.

It's not a hotel either.

- But we can get you a room.
- But I like it.

- [laughs]
- Cute.

Yeah.

It's come a long way
since I was here last.

This bar is the embodiment

of William Shepard Rose III.

It may as well just
be called "Shep."

You know what I'm really craving
is a White Russian.

- Oh.
- You don't have milk?

- No, not right now.
- Not right now.

It's not that kind
of a place.

It unorganized,
it's poorly decorated.

It has a motley crew
for a staff.

But it's fun.

So what's going on?

I hooked up with a girl
from just outside of Anderson.

What do you mean
"hooked up"?

- You banged?
- No.

She won't bang me
unless I date her,

which I don't even know
what that means.

- Whatever.
- It's called commitment.

I'm not talking long-term.

I'm talking
about short-term stuff.

Yeah, but there's some
deeper-rooted issue

with why you can't commit
to a woman.

Shep's attitude towards women

is, "Wham, bam,
thank you, ma'am."

You need to dig
a little deeper.

You'll see. I'll invite you
to the wedding.

[laughs]

It would be a special...

woman that would make him
settle down.

I mean, God love her.

I can't wait to meet her.

Wait, where is this
all coming from?

- I don't know.
- You're full of sháá.

Are you okay?

I haven't gotten laid
in a few weeks, okay?

I'm freaking out.

You feel a little warm.

I think I might be
just going off the deep end.

I think it's because
you're about to be 35.

- I am.
- Almost mid-life.

Two weeks--
that's my birthday.

Well, the way you live
you're probably going to die

at, like, 60, so this
is technically...

- That's fine with me.
- Mid-life for you.

Yeah, this is mid-life.

I'm not very filled
with anxiety about my age.

I mean, I'm halfway
to 70 now.

[laughs]

Here I come, retirement.
[laughs]

Well, it's good that
you've taken the first step

in getting a house

that you will own
and live in.

I know, I'm going to have
a lot of burden on me.

Like, I have to, like,
be normal.

It's called responsibility.
Oh, my God.

That's the word
I was looking for.

Speaking of responsibility,

I've been a little worried
about Craig recently.

Everybody's allowed
to be 26

and allowed to be flippant
about their life.

But is he even working?
I mean, does he have a job?

I just don't get it.

If he does, he has a very...

blasé boss.

[laughs]

(woman)
Here's the catfish special.

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

It looks so good.
Thank you.

I don't know what
to say, man.

He doesn't listen to me.

Maybe you should be the one
to impart some advice on him.

Craig wants
to be you, Shep.

- You think so?
- Pretty much.

That's kind of weird.

Craig definitely looks up
to Shep, if you can believe it,

in a weird kind of way.

Listen, I'm going to sit him
down and be like,

"Look, this is the knowledge
that I've accrued

"over my 34,

almost 35, years
of being an idiot."

[laughs]

Shep-istotle.

[both laugh]

Shep-istotle.

- Shepstradamus.
- Shepstradamus. I like it.

(Cameran)
Coming up...

Whitney is, like,
this, like...

little, tiny baby troll.

If you piss me off, you're done,
and you're on my sháá list

and I'm coming
after you, period.

[laughs]

Hey, Pookie,
come here. Aw.

So what we're going to do
is we're going to put

a couple of needles
in his head.

(Bonnie)
One of the Pomeranians' knee
keeps going out.

So I was hoping that
acupuncture

might alleviate the problem.

It will make him feel
pretty good, pretty good.

Good dog.

Animals, they are expensive.

They're like children

or, in my case,
grandchildren.

[laughs]

So I have heard that
people can do it

to tighten up the muscles
in their face.

That's true.

- Kind of like a mini face-lift.
- Yeah.

Hmm...

Michael, we're going to try
an experiment

with doggy needles.

I'm going to put one needle
up here at your hairline.

- Okay.
- A little poke.

This one is
the TV antenna one.

So it sticks straight up.

One limitation--
no alcohol, no sex

for an hour
after acupuncture.

- Well, take them out.
- [laughs]

[dog barks]

- Well, take them out.
- [laughs]

Got my grassroots operation,
bringing in my own signs.

[whistles]
Just need a beer now.

[hissing]

(Thomas)
Hey.

- You okay?
- Good to see you.

All right, very good.

Have a nice drive in
from Athens?

Yes, actually, I came
from Columbia this time.

Columbia?

Yeah, I stayed when we did
the other event.

(Thomas)
How do you like this setting?

I do like it. I like
the fact that it's real.

- It's low country.
- Yeah, it's very low country.

We need to get a pen and sign
our names to this thing.

Yes.

I'm going to put here...

Put "This is how T-Rav rolls."

[laughs]

(Thomas)
Amy, she takes care of it.

You know, the various
day-to-day operations

so I can focus
on what I need to do,

and that's messaging.

I'm ready to go.
I'm ready to go.

I've never been here.

(Thomas)
Hey!

- Hello.
- How you doing?

Hello, Senator,
how are you?

- Hey, how you doing?
- Good to see you, sweetie.

Good to see you.
All righty.

(Kathryn)
In my relationship with Thomas,

if I get the apology,
then the past is in the past.

We're good to go.

I'll show up, and I'm there
to fully support him.

I'm the bartender.
What do y'all want?

(Danni)
I would like a glass of white.

How about you, darling?
What would you like?

I'm just going to do
white as well.

Okay.

Here comes Brian.

- Mr. T!
- Looking good here.

- Hello, darling.
- Hey, how are you?

- You look lovely.
- Where's Whitney?

- Whitney, um--
- Think he's going to show?

Always has to be delayed

because then he can
be fashionably cool.

Right.

- So he's coming?
- Yeah.

I'm sure you've seen
the "raise the roof" ad.

Have you seen that?

- Yes.
- We're not talking about it.

- Not a fan.
- We're not talking about that.

- Okay, okay.
- Not a fan.

- Thank you.
- Not a fan.

Not a fan?

I think he was taken advantage
of by Whitney.

You know, the ad was
a mockery of him.

And I didn't laugh.

And I never have,
and I never will.

Hey, Mom.
How you doing?

Good to see you.

(both)
Mwah.

(Whitney)
Good thing I got dressed up.

You're a big contributor now
to the campaign.

- How does it feel?
- Sháá.

- [laughs]
- Whitney!

- Senator.
- Lovely.

All right, how are you?

During Thomas' campaign,
I want to be

the least stressful
thing, right?

Even if that means
sacrificing my own feelings,

that's fine.

So, it's easier for me
to just avoid Whitney,

because he's so not worth
my time.

- Hello. How are you?
- Hello.

- You look gorgeous.
- Lovely to see you.

- You look gorgeous.
- Thank you.

- So how's baby girl?
- She's good.

She is adorable.

I've never been a partner,
girlfriend, wife, whatever,

to someone in politics.

So Thomas's mother--
I definitely look to her

for advice
because she gets a lot of stuff

that other people don't.

- Hey, look at you.
- Hey, David, how are you?

(Shep)
Whitney, you've got to
show these guys the ad.

Oh, I got to show you.
I got my phone.

♪♪ ♪♪

[laughter]

So h-how i--how is the campaign
going and what are you doing?

So far, uh, I mean,
it's had its ups and downs.

[laughter]

I think it's important
you're involved

with the campaign too.
He needs you.

I know, I keep trying
to tell Thomas that.

We need people that
are committed and, you know,

solely focused on
the campaign, you know.

(male announcer)
Thomas Ravenel's been
known to raise the roof,

but he won't raise your taxes.

- I'm Thomas Ravenel.
- Yeah, good message.

- Great stuff.
- And I approve this message.

Yeah.

(woman)
Yeah.

♪♪ ♪♪

I'm going to show you the ad.
Have you seen it yet?

It's funny.

He was in Colombia,
Myrtle Beach.

(Whitney)
Doesn't he look good?

[laughter]

Does Whitney travel
with him?

Not that I'm aware of,
and I hope not.

[laughter]

Mmm, there's no way.

Thank you.

I know his games,

and I know what he's doing.
He knows how to push my buttons.

I don't even know if
I want to acknowledge it.

I just need
to keep myself...

[laughs]

♪♪ ♪♪

I think that we should
get a drink.

Oh, you mean like a refill?

You registered?

Not yet.

You have till October 4th.

I've gone up
in Washington, D.C.

I've been to many
political fundraisers.

I've been to a lot
of good ones.

And this is not one of them.

♪♪ Hey, hey
Hey ♪♪

It's a [bleeped] Crab Shack.
[laughs]

♪♪ Hey, hey ♪♪

It's 8:20. You want to
go ahead and give a speech?

- Yeah.
- Let's set you up.

Everybody, y'all come out.
Thomas will give a speech.

Everybody come close.
I'm not a big yeller.

But I'm not going to bore you
with a long speech.

So please, um, leave your check
with Amy if you brought one.

And if not, I'm going
to throw you in the water.

- Just teasing.
- I'll help him.

[laughter]

I want to thank Whitney.

He's helped me produce
some excellent commercials.

(Shep)
I think that ad is hilarious,

but I can guarantee you

Kathryn does not think
it's hilarious.

So, inadvertently,
and I don't even know

if he was aware
he's poking a hornet's nest.

I need your support,
tell your friends,

your neighbors.

Write checks,
whatever you can do.

Appreciate it.

[applause]

All right, I'm going
to write a check.

- All right, right here.
- Come on, right here.

- Let's do it.
- Let's do it.

As long as it says
"Ravenel for Senate"

then FEC doesn't
mess with me.

- "Ravenel for Senate," huh?
- Ravenel for Senate.

The fundraiser is
as sparsely attended

as the second christening.

I mean, if you're trying
to raise money,

you probably want to make sure
that there's more people there.

Don't spend it all
in one place.

- I know. I appreciate it.
- All right.

I basically should have lit
my $250 on fire.

[laughs]
I want it back.

Look, look, look.
You would like the ads, okay.

[video playing indistinctly]

(woman)
I don't wanna...

Like, please,
Whitney thinks he's cool.

But really what he is
is obnoxious.

And extremely obnoxious.

[laughter]

- They're laughing like...
- They're children.

Your team.

Thanks because this isn't
being discussed anymore. Period.

[laughter]

[bleep] with her.
I'm done with this sháá.

Fááá off for once.

I'm angry and I'm frustrated
and disgusted.

But no matter how I feel

he's going to continue
doing things

that he knows
I'm not okay with.

- No.
- Kathryn, don't do that.

- This is--hey.
- This is enough.

No, this is an opportunity for
you to stick up for yourself.

I mean, no one can defend
that that commercial

was in any way, like,
respectful.

Like, it's disgusting me.

Thought it was a bad idea,
that's all. That's all.

Okay.

Whether you like it or not,

this moment's not
about her.

It's about Thomas.

♪♪ ♪♪

Whitney is like this
little tiny baby troll

that schemes
these little situations

and makes things happen
because he knows

that it's going to benefit
him in the end run.

- Hey, what's up?
- Are you okay?

I'm smoking a P-Funk
and I'm great now.

How about we leave?

I think before we leave
she and Whitney

need to go have their
own, you know, conversation

before more drama and hurt
is done.

I mean, I think that's
the most beneficial.

This isn't
the environment

to have that
conversation though.

I'm sorry, you have to take
a stand somewhere.

[tense music]

Otherwise, it's just going
to be the same repeat

of the same up--
same situation.

Same fáááing thing, yes.

If you piss me off
and do something

that affects me
and my family,

you're done and you're
on my sháá list

and I'm coming after you.

(Cameran)
Coming up...

If my daughter ever saw

that commercial
that you filmed,

she would be embarrassed
for the rest of her life.

You don't think she would
be embarrassed now?

About what?

Your answer on Obamacare?

It's a government run monopoly.

You know, try to get--
we need a free market.

I was trying to do
an outrageous ad

just to fáááing move the needle,
you know, at this point.

- Yeah.
- She doesn't get it.

They don't get it, so.

Will you go apologize?
Just go apologize.

- What's that?
- For fááá's sake.

Come on, dude, we should
at least go check on her.

- How are you?
- Oh, Whitney, ha.

- How are you?
- How y'all doing?

- Very well, very well.

I'd like to talk to you
at some point.

Yeah?

I just don't want to do it
in front of everyone you know.

But let's cruise down, like,
the other side of the room.

I'd love that.

What you got, darling?

All right, darling.

So. fááá yeah, I was
pissed about that commercial.

Let's get that
straight first.

I mean, the ad's a bit
outrageous, but, you know,

I'd hope your insecurities had
perhaps, you know, uh--

- Trying to help him out.
- Please, do not even try

and condescend me,
like that's the worst--

Condescend you?
All right then.

Okay, are you going to get
on me about grammar?

I really don't
give a fááá.

You're not going to make me
feel bad about myself.

The ad is a joke.

Even the people that have
like intelligence

in the political arena

including me because
I worked in it--

I know.

Look at it and think
immediately

"That's a motherfáááing joke."

Okay.

If my daughter ever saw that
commercial that you filmed,

she would be embarrassed for
the rest of her life about that.

You don't think she would
be embarrassed now?

- About what?
- No, it's fine.

Fáááing finish
your sentence.

Okay, well, again,
it was all about the campaign.

Wasn't considering you.

You don't consider me,

but I'm the whole reason
he even has a platform

because he's "settled down"
and he has a child.

Okay.

It's not funny.
It's not a joke.

- I'm not laughing.
- It's not Hollywood.

It's fáááing real!

Okay.

And it pisses me off
that you guys

look at me
and you laugh me off

like I'm just some extra.

- No, not at all.
- I'm his fáááing partner.

It doesn't matter what I do
or what I would have done.

Any commercial I would
have directed with Thomas

would have pissed her off.

In fact, I think everything
pisses her off.

Yeah, well, the future will--

in future ads,
we'll consult you and...

No, future ads
you will recognize

he is not
"raising the roof."

He is the person that is
with the mother of his child.

- It's a silly ad.
- It's a silly ad.

But you wasted
20 grand on it.

You wasted his
fáááing money on it.

Point blank!

Honestly, I think that
Whitney doesn't give

a flying...
about anyone.

Done. That's all
I had to say.

I think that he wants
more of a wow factor

than a, oh, let's try and take
this a little more seriously.

You're running
for the U.S. Senate.

It's--that doesn't
faze him.

He do--
He can't acknowledge that.

[laughs]

Uh-oh. Kathryn?

- What happened?
- She doesn't seem very happy.

- Whitney.
- Uh-oh.

Kathryn. Kathryn!

- Whitney happened.
- They had a tiff.

Oh my goodness.

- Kathryn.
- No, I'm pissed.

- What did you say?
- I didn't say anything.

Basically hell hath no fury
like a crazy fáááing bitch.

(Cameran)
On the next episode of
Southern Charm...

I want to talk as friends.

We were just a little worried
about you, man.

Do you want to practice law?

Thank you so much
for coming.

Neighbors, friends...
Who else did I leave out?

Thank your baby's mama.

- He needs a jacket.
- Voila!

Thank God she's here.

So I'm supposed to just,
like, help him with the models.

And it turned into, like,
finding locations.

If I'm going to put
my name on something,

it better be fáááing good.

Hey, it's Craig.

Yay! Craig! Whoo!

[laughter]

Who doesn't think
Craig's hot? Duh.

(Cameran)
For more Southern Charm,
go to bravotv.com.

[bell dings]