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(Cameran)
Previously on Southern Charm...

What's your Wi-Fi
connection name?

I just click.

Oh, God, help.

(Cameran)
Thanks to Mom,
I found a new office space,

while Shep helped Landon move
into a place of her own.

(Shep)
Miss Adventure?

It's a double entendre,
a very weak one at that.

(Cameran)
And as Craig continued to shirk
his work responsibilities...

We're dancing!

(Cameran)
Whitney's restaurant dreams

had taken a backseat
to other pursuits.

You and Shep in a beach house
seems like debauchery,

cavorting, canoodling.

(Cameran)
Meanwhile, we all received
a cryptic dinner invitation

from Thomas and Kathryn.

I don't know. Stranger things
have happened, Whitney.

(Cameran)
But Thomas went rogue
with the guest list.

- Hey, everybody.
- Hey, how you doing?

Hey, bud.

(Cameran)
And at the end of the day,

the announcement
turned out to be the one thing

we all saw coming.

You're looking at
the next United States senator.

(man)
Oh.

They do always say,
"Go big or go home."

I definitely think Thomas
will be going straight home

after this election.

[Mia Sable's It's Easy]

♪♪ Mm-hmm,
he's got money ♪♪

♪♪ He's in magazines ♪♪

♪♪ He's got more honeys ♪♪

♪♪ Than any honeybee ♪♪

♪♪ Ba-ba doo ♪♪

♪♪ Ba-ba dee-ee-ee ♪♪

♪♪ It's easy ♪♪

♪ As the birds and the bees
and the one, two, threes ♪

♪♪ Mm-hmm ♪♪

[sighs]

Why is
all this stuff in here?

This is so messy.

Just throw it all
in the back.

Taking the baby to town
is a bigger production

then taking 14 horses
up to the Hamptons.

That's why, um, hello,
we need to move.

So how do you feel like
your dinner went?

(Thomas)
The other night at J.D.'s?

- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- I thought it went pretty good.

- Hey, how you doing?
- Hey, bud.

(Cameran)
Did you not know she was coming?

[Bleep].

It was supposed
to be just our close friends,

and Jennifer Snowden
showed up to the party.

I'm just confused.

Is she your good friend?
Obviously.

Your confidant?
What is she?

I've known her for a while.

I've known the family.

I've known her, her brother,
her mother, I go way back.

You never said that.
It's a lie.

In the past, whenever I've seen
her name pop up on your phone,

you said, "No, I hardly
even know that girl.

I don't know."

Why would I say that?

I know Kathryn
struggles with insecurity,

but I can sympathize with her

because I know she's been
through a very difficult year,

both physically and mentally.

I'm not cheating
or doing anything.

(Thomas)
I think I'm not giving her
the security that she wants.

You know,
I haven't given her a ring.

I haven't bought a proper house
for her to live in.

I haven't given her
a real home.

I haven't given
her anything, really.

Look, I want to work
on our relationship.

I feel like
that there's a lack of trust

that you have in me
because I'm always gone.

I'm always on the road.

I know a lot of people,
many of whom are females.

Okay.

She thinks I'm out there
looking for somebody else

when really I'm not.

You know, really I'm struggling
with this age difference.

I just felt very disrespected
and out of touch with you,

like I didn't even know
who you were.

You said some comments that
were not appropriate as a man

and as a father
and as a candidate.

I'll put it on my butt
and go out tonight.

I'm Thomas Ravenel,
and I approve of that sticker.

[laughter]

Well, there's a time
and a place to be funny and--

But it's not
in front of me.

You either respect me
and I respect you,

or we can't be together.

I'm investing so much
of my heart, love, life

into this relationship.

I'm not gonna just let it
slip out of my fingers

because there's
some Southern trash around,

and they think Thomas is,
like, "Ooh, Thomas Ravenel."

I apologize.

We need
to respect each other.

Good talk.

Hello, Shepardo.
Hey!

- Hey, man.
- How's it going?

What's going on, man?
You busy?

- I'm not busy.
- Just moving some [bleep] in.

- I'm moved in, bro.
- You're all moved in?

Yeah, like,
this is my home now.

I'm building a house downtown
and need a place to stay,

and I just always have harbored
a secret desire to, like,

totally unplug and just relax

and just hang out on the beach

and wear a bathing suit
all day long.

What do you
got downstairs?

Just some [bleep].
I can probably get it.

I'm not busy.

Whitney liked the idea,
and he latched on to it.

Did you get
a bunch of gear?

Yeah, man, I got a clean duvet.
I got some pillows.

(Shep)
I've never known
Whitney to be a beachgoer.

Whitney likes darkness

and hanging upside down
in closets like Nosferatu.

What did you call this,
a duvet?

- Yeah.
- What the hell does that mean?

- Just a big, spongy, like--
- Comforter?

- Yeah.
- Come on.

(Whitney)
Why doesn't he know
what a duvet is?

It's kind of striking.

Maybe you grew up in an outhouse
or a shed or something.

(Shep)
The master [bleep] suite.

(Whitney)
Yeah, it looks good,
the place.

I grew up on this island
in Hilton Head,

this, like, idyllic playground.

We all caught fish in the lagoon
and surfed.

That's how I grew up.

Honey almond
shea butter enriched.

I love it.

Not only is
Whitney an only child,

he told me that his mom and dad
are only children.

That means he has zero cousins.

He was just like
the little prince, you know,

going through a cavernous house
with 25 rooms.

I think that's pretty telling.

(Shep)
You got any more instruments
I should know about?

[strumming]

(Shep)
I'm gonna teach Whitney
how to share his toys,

his instruments, his girlfriend.

Well, maybe not the girlfriend.

You think you're gonna
get Larissa to come down?

She might.
She has to check her schedule.

And she's shooting through
September to late October.

She gets days off
here and there.

Larissa and I have been dating
kind of off and on for a year.

It's hard
with the long-distance thing,

but we try to see each other
as much as possible.

- Hey.
- Hey, beautiful, how are you?

Hi. Mwah.

Larissa is an actress,
a model,

and she's on a bunch of reality
shows in Germany and Austria,

and I find the German accent
very sexy.

We need to inaugurate this place
with a party or something.

Something small.
Nothing crazy.

Just to sort of
show off the new spot?

Yeah, show off the [bleep].

- Okay.
- Yeah.

We'll get it catered
and everything.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

House rules.

No hippie music, right?

No, no hippie [bleep].
No fat chicks.

[both laughing]

Is there a weight limit?

Craig, pick it up a notch.

(Cameran)
Hi, princess.

Oh, you have
your little fishing shirt on?

Yeah, I'm dressed the part.

- You have a lot of bait?
- I have minnows and shrimp.

What do you think we should use?

- Let's start with minnows.
- Oh, they're biting me. Oh.

Here, I'll grab them.

You string them up
all by yourself?

- Yep.
- Here you go. Look at that.

You want to do it, big shot?

Nice.

This is actually
the perfect thing

that I wanted to be doing right
now, relax for a little bit.

We had a big weekend.

(Cameran)
Yeah, that was not quite the
dinner party I was expecting.

Thomas, I was coming here
expecting a grand announcement.

Perhaps you might marry
this young lady here.

Do you think that Thomas
is gonna marry Kathryn?

I don't know.

They just--I don't think
they like each other anymore.

I mean,
wouldn't you agree?

I don't see
any chemistry.

Like, do they smile
when they're around each other?

When's the last time
you've seen them smile?

Is it, like,
for the campaign or, I mean--

No, I think they're together
right now because of Kensie.

I don't think
if they never got pregnant

they'd still be together.

Anytime a 52-year-old
gets a 21-year-old pregnant,

it always goes, you know,
extremely smooth.

Textbook,
happy ending.

Do you feel
differently?

I think Kathryn resents Thomas

because I think she thought
she was gonna have this baby,

and they were gonna, you know,
ride off into the sunset

and get married,
and that's not happening.

If the past is an indicator
of the future,

Kathryn should have looked
at Thomas

and realized
he's never gonna marry her.

I just feel bad
for the baby.

Something's biting
on yours.

I caught a stick.

Craig, so what do you think--

I feel like I'm about to get
a life lesson.

(Cameran)
Does your mom want you
to get married and all that?

I want to get married.

I want to have a family,

but just not
until I'm, like, 35.

How bad is it to say
that girls are--

like, that's my favorite hobby?

I will slap you.
You know what?

Well, I mean,
just, like,

the whole, like, game
and, like, the attraction and--

Craig, do you know
how pompous you sound

when you say something
like that?

Well, you were asking me.

- And I was just--
- "Girls are, like, my hobby"?

I go out
all the time.

That does not fulfill you
as a man.

- Well, maybe in some ways.
- But I'm young.

I'm really young.

You're not
that young anymore.

Craig,
at this point in his life,

cannot afford to be a beach bum
like Shep and Whitney.

He does not have investments.

He does not have interest
in stocks.

He has no money coming in.

Therefore, he needs to work
to make money.

Not everybody has the privilege
of being privileged.

If I was a young man
your age,

I would get
the hell out of here.

I just, like--I mean,
I feel like I need something

bigger almost.

Because, like, the thing about,
like, what club,

like, is there even
for me to work towards,

like, getting
VIP anymore?

- I mean, I--
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I mean,
I need something bigger.

Craig, that's, like, a goal?

I don't even know
who I'm talking to right now.

I just like being popular.
I don't know.

Like, what are you,
are you a rapper?

No, I just like
being popular.

I don't know
if it stems from, like--

Were you, like,
a nerd in high school?

Yeah, I wasn't cool
until 11th grade.

I was, like,
bullied my whole life.

In high school,
I was a late bloomer.

You know, here,

I'm kind of looked at
as a pretty popular person.

That attention that I never
got when I was younger,

that now I can have
as much as I want of

as long as I just
walk out my front door,

I mean, it's really addicting.

You kind of, like,
understand your problems,

but yet you still kind of,

like, sabotage yourself.

It's very fascinating.

I don't know what he is seeking,
what he is looking for,

but he's acting like
a 16-year-old girl.

Very sad.

I just love my little
weekly counseling sessions

with big sister Cam.

(Cameran)
Coming up...

I didn't know you and Thomas
were as close as you are.

Did something ever happen?

You know how he is.
He's a flirt.

- Hey.
- Hi.

- Wow.
- What do you think?

It's not bad.

Welcome aboard
the Miss Adventure.

- This is nice.
- Yeah, come check it out.

She digs it.

It's a lot bigger
than you think it is.

Yeah, I mean,
it's, like, a legit space.

And there's a little bedroom
in here.

What's this fancy dress for?

You know, I have bathing suits
and cocktail dresses.

I grew up in Georgia,
and being from the South,

I mean,
my family's everything to me.

I'm the oldest of three girls,

and we're all
about two years apart,

and my youngest sister, Powell,
and I

have always been really close.

And she lives here
in Charleston.

You've got a sunroof
in your bedroom.

It's really pretty
at night too.

You can see the stars.
Come see.

And you look up to the sail.

[exhales]
That's cool.

- Isn't it cool?
- Yeah.

It's a pretty awesome view,
except for the bird poo.

How's everything going?

I mean, it's going,

but it could be better,
it could be worse.

(Powell)
What's this?

(Landon)
Those are my divorce papers.

I've got to get it filed
here in South Carolina,

so I can change my name.

- Still not opened them.
- I know.

I mean, I'm going to, yeah.

I mean, it's been, like, a year.

It's time to sort of deal with
that, so I can get my name back.

It's time to deal
with the legal aspect

of what it really is
to get divorced

and to start your life over.

I was worried
that if you didn't have a son,

the name
wouldn't carry on.

[laughs]

- Now it might.
- I know.

(Landon)
Head up, and I'll hand you
the cheese.

We can play the backgammon.

Sit here.

One, two, three.

Now, Landon,
I just got to tell you that

I am very proud of you.

You know, the way we grew up,

we kind of just saw people
just living miserable,

and you kind of
paved the way.

(Landon)
No one in my family
has gotten a divorce.

Mom's side,
Dad's side, generations.

I just couldn't just,
like, grin and bear it anymore.

Like, I couldn't just be like,
"This is as good as it gets?"

Like, no.

It's just this,
like, Southern pride.

You made this decision
to marry him,

and so now
you've got to toughen up

and figure out
how to stick with your decision.

I mean, it's been hard.

You know, even with,
like, talking to Mom.

I remember the last time
she was in LA,

and I was just like, "Mom,
I'm really, like, not happy."

She was like, "You know,

"I just want you to have
the white picket fence

and the house and everything."

I was like, "Mom"...

Doesn't everybody [bleep]
want that?

"I have that, and there's
nothing, like, behind the fence.

"There's nothing
behind the door.

Like, it's just a facade."

It was really hard

to tell my mom
I was getting divorced.

I mean, I knew she wasn't going
to be supportive of the divorce

and would want me to stay
and try to save the marriage.

It's just like
this, like, sense of duty,

and I didn't feel like
being married should feel like

another, like, thing
that you're, like, tied to.

It should be, like,
your happiest thing.

You never looked happy
when I was there.

I know, and--

but that's because I can,
like, be honest with you.

Like, when Mom's there,
it has to be like,

"Everything's hunky-dory
and la," like--

Raindrops and sunshine.

Yeah.

I always think about when
we were, like, younger

and she used to cut the grass

more than she'd vacuum
the house.

And, I mean,
that just goes to show,

just outward appearances
just matter more.

That's how it is
in the South, actually.

Like, I haven't even seen Mom
yet since I've been back.

Yeah.

It makes me, like, feel like
a schoolgirl.

Like, I get,
like, nervous

and, like, sick
to my stomach

because it's like, "Okay,
now you've decided to do this.

What are you gonna do next?"

You know, I don't think my
mother's, like, ashamed of me,

but I just didn't live up
to her expectations.

At the end of the day,
it's up to me, you know.

I'm living this life.

I have to do this, not her.

I think, in some ways,
she's like, I don't know.

Jealous she didn't
do it?

There you are, dear.

- Thank you so much.
- Enjoy.

I feel like I've gotten answers
from Thomas about Jennifer,

but I don't feel like I've hit
on the right one, as in, like,

woman's sixth sense,
like your intuition,

I feel like
there's still something there.

- Hello.
- How are you?

Good to see you.

Thanks for making it.

Yeah, no, I'm glad
that you asked me to meet.

Absolutely.

(Kathryn)
I mean, I'm an adult.

She's an adult.
Let's be adults.

Let's have a conversation.

If there's nothing to hide,
then it shouldn't be awkward.

You know, mainly I just
wanted to meet with you

because I didn't know
you and Thomas

were as close as you are.

He led me to believe that you
guys were more of acquaintances.

I initially met Thomas
through my mom

because they're, um...

They're the same age?
No, I'm just kidding!

Yeah, they're closer in age
than Thomas and I,

but, you know, I've known him
for several years,

and we became
closer friends.

It was maybe
about a year ago.

He did confide in me
in several things.

He was really immature
and freaked out a little bit,

you know, with the whole baby
and all that, but, I mean--

And it was only just like,

"Hey, you don't know this girl,

but I just want
to tell you about her"?

He was just trying
to figure out, "Where the hell

do I go from,
you know, here?" You know?

Just like anybody does when
their life changes a great deal,

especially all of a sudden
without much planning involved.

It sounds like they were
very, very close for a while,

and I had no idea.

[whispers]
While I was pregnant.

Did you feel like
it was at all inappropriate?

No, not at all.

Good to know.

This guy's been
with a lot of chicks--a lot.

And I'm just making sure

everything you tell me is 100%.

I think that
Jennifer thinks I'm very naive

because I'm younger than her

and that I would, of course,
just believe anything she said

because she said it
so darn sweet,

but my intuition is pretty good.

It's pretty superior.
[scoffs]

Did something ever happen,
like, intimate?

We were--
you know, and--

I won't say that,
you know,

previously, like, I mean,

maybe years ago,
a long time ago, before you.

You know how he is.
He's a flirt.

- I know he's a flirt.
- But I mean--but no.

Not recently,

nothing ever transpired
of that nature, no.

Okay.

You're honest,
and I like that.

You're just like,
"Ask me whatever you want."

I like that.

You know,
he's a high-profile person,

and what comes with that
is a lot of female attention.

I definitely trust him.
I just don't trust other women.

- You know what I'm saying?
- Yeah.

And it's protecting
my family.

- Right.
- It's protecting my man.

You're handling yourself
exceptionally well for any age,

much less the age
that you are now.

Well, thank you very much.

I think that everybody's
entitled to a moment of crazy.

And I think that one can never
have enough friends,

to be honest.

Well, you know what they say,

"Keep your friends close

and your enemies closer."

I'm so glad
we cleared the air though.

Thank you.
I'm glad that you did.

We can move on and have fun

and go to Gucci
and spend, like,

whatever we want
on pink loafers.

(Cameran)
Coming up...

Partners communicate
and don't fly off the handle.

You've been traipsing
around Europe all summer,

and you left me
doing all the work.

Thank you, darling.

New man.

New man, I say.

I feel responsible, you know,

when people
come to one of my parties

that they should have
lots of booze and food.

Is there another bottle
of tequila there?

We need to make that stronger.

Oh, you want to make that
stronger?

Yes.

Shep's requirement for a party

is to make sure
there are at least two 12-packs

of Coors Light, not one,

and that's it, really.

I'm gonna tequila this [bleep].

Margarita machine's my classic
Whitney move at a party.

I discovered that trick
in college.

It's cheap,
and everyone gets drunk.

Oh, yeah.

- The house is pretty awesome.
- Have you been out here before?

I haven't seen
the house yet,

but we come out here
to the beach all the time.

(man)
Beachfront.

(Landon)
Let's hope
they don't burn it down.

[laughter]

- Hi!
- Howdy, boss. How are you?

So good.

How are you?

- Hi.
- Hi, Shep.

Hello.
Didn't take long, did it?

- Great pad.
- Yeah.

You come out,
we're [bleep] matching.

I doubt I'll be clothed
for the whole party anyway.

His pants are gonna come off
in about an hour,

so don't worry about it.

Layers will be
flying off of me.

I don't know how Whitney

is gonna deal
with living with Shep.

Shep's a little bit messy,

and Whitney is,
like, very neat and orderly.

Hopefully Whitney's coming
with some staff

to keep that house in order,

because Shep is just gonna
destroy the beach house.

- Nice to see you.
- Nice to meet you, man.

(man)
Here comes Danni.

- Hey, honey. How are you?
- Hey. Good to see you.

Oh, man,
those are awesome.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- How are you?
- So good.

I'm so glad you're here.

I almost sold
this house.

Like, I've been in here before.

You almost sold
this house?

Yeah, they're selling
it fully furnished.

That means that you all cannot
ruin all this stuff.

Sullivan's island is like
the Beverly Hills of Charleston.

I feel for the neighbors.
I really do.

I don't think they know what is
exactly moving in next door.

(man)
Oh, yeah.

- Hey, what's up?
- What's up, stud?

Going to western wear
again, huh?

Yeah, absolutely.
I wore it all for you.

We're all wearing--this is
the last day we can wear white.

That's right.

(man)
Jenna, how are you?

- You smell divine.
- Really?

You do.
You always smell good.

- What is that?
- It's, no it's just, like--

It's my secret potion.

Ah, okay,
look at you.

[laughter]

(Cooper)
Oh, Shep.
Having a fashion show.

- Okay.
- For my tuxedo collection.

It's classic with a twist.

- I need you in the show.
- What do you need me-

Craig is gonna be in it,
and Landon's helping me.

(Landon)
Hello?

- Hey, Landon.
- Hi.

How are you? Hi.

How are you?

Welcome to a slice
of old Charleston.

(Landon)
Cooper's one of Charleston's
premier menswear designers.

He really prides himself on
upholding Southern traditions.

Well, tell me more
about your show.

It's, like,
you know, nuts.

You see, I'm kind of good
with all this stuff.

I've done, like,
tons of styling,

and all the casting's
no problem.

Oh, please, help me.

Yeah, I mean,
I even do photography too.

- Yeah, yes. Yes.
- Do you need me to organize?

Yes, yes, yes and yes.

- And people make the-- -

Ish...

I need you, Shep.

(Landon)
Cooper really wants
Shep to be in the show,

because Shep is part of

this, like,
old Charleston society thing,

and so Shep sort of embodies
the idea of Cooper's line.

(Whitney)
So where's Kathryn?

She started getting ready
at 12:00, right?

- She's still not ready.
- Doing what?

"I have nothing to wear."
Yeah, that's like Imelda Marcos

saying, "I don't have
any shoes to wear."

[laughs]

I can only imagine what
Kathryn's eight hour regimen is.

Got to fit on
the fake eyelashes.

Need press on nails.

Hair extensions.

I mean, it's quite a process.

You know what it is, they're
competing with other women.

Yeah, they want to show up
other women.

"I'm not fitting in that thing
you wanted me to wear."

And I'm like, "Okay,
what's Whitney wearing?"

He's wearing western wear.

I need to get my best imitation
[bleep] out, you know.

I need to get
my cowboy boots out.

Do I look okay?
What do you think?

The belt matches
the Gucci loafers.

- Uh huh.
- You got a little brown motif.

Anyway, so she's coming alone

because she wanted more time
to get ready.

[laughs]

- Hey.
- Hi.

The Godmother!

Welcome to my beach house.

- Oh, I can't believe it.
- What's up, bro?

Oh, God.

- Well, there she is.
- Hi.

- Always beautiful.
- How are you?

- Mwah. You look beautiful.
- Very, very well.

You look gorgeous.
A vision in white.

I mean, will Kathryn, you
know, tolerate her for Thomas?

I just want him to be happy.

It's his girlfriend or
baby mama, or whatever she is.

- How are you?
- Hey.

But after five hours
of changing different outfits,

you give us this?

Where is Craig?

On the hot mess express.

[laughs]

Yeah.

- All right.
- Let's do that.

That'll be a day before
we're filming commercials.

(Cameran)
You see, I think
you have to be different.

- You have to stand out.
- That's why we got him.

That's what Whitney's
good at.

- Oh, God.
- I know what I'm doing.

The fact that Whitney is
directing Thomas' campaign ads

is pure comedy.

He does not need any edge
from Whitney.

Having an edge is not going to
get him elected in this state.

No.

Seems like they're all--
what's up, J.D.?

- How are you?
- Good to see you, man.

- Good to see you too.
- This place is pretty sweet.

- Really trying to, uh--
- Yeah, pretty nice, isn't it?

Compensating for
something.

I'm pretty stoked that they
got this new beach house.

It's definitely gonna
be a sweet after party spot.

- What do you think, huh?
- Options to stay

if you're having a good time.

Shep's always gonna
have girls over there.

Whitney's never gonna

have girls there because he
has a girlfriend thing.

Where's Whitney? I'm surprised

you got him to live so close
to the water.

Isn't Whitney scared of water?

- [indistinct]
- He didn't rent it,

- he leased it.
- How you doing, man?

- He leased it.
- Welcome.

Thank you, man. A nice house
warming gift. Thank you.

Any time you
wanna pop that, I--

So man, what's the latest
on Generalissimo?

What do we got?

We have the city, you know,
breathing down our neck.

You know, we have to rebuild
a 120-year-old building,

which you
have not participated in.

(Whitney)
Bryan Castro's an old friend
of mine from Los Angeles.

He was a founder
of Planet Hollywood.

I met him in 1993,

and we've been friends
ever since.

You've been traipsing
around Europe all summer.

You left me holding the bag
and doing all the work.

I did put up the money though
for the lease, the real estate.

After Shep and I parted ways
last year,

Bryan and I decided to do
the restaurant Generalissimo,

and it's like a high end

Mexican, kind
of New York loungey vibe.

Your partner should be--
you have to apply yourself.

You have to come and help.

Partners communicate
and don't fly off the handle

on a perceived slight.

Okay, let me ask
you a question.

What the hell
were you gonna do from Europe

when I'm sitting
in the 120 degree temperature

trying to build out
the restaurant?

What were you gonna
help me do?

I would have come back
if I'd--

- You really would have come.
- I would have.

I wasn't trying
to evade any work

or contribution
to the restaurant.

Did I think when we entered
into this partnership

that I'd be doing day
to day grunt work?

No, he has a much larger share
of the restaurant

so he should handle
more of the burden more than me.

Listen, I know you can do
a lot if you want to work.

- But you got to work.
- All right.

You know,
get your hands dirty.

Build some character.

I'm ready to put my overalls
on, my work boots.

We got this thing open
at the beginning of the year,

and there's a lot to do.

I get it.
Whatever, okay, it's fine.

You'll have to come over
and help me out a bit.

- That's all I'm asking.
- [bleep] you.

[both laughing]

(man)
I get crazy on tequila.

- Oh, that would make me crazy.
- There we go.

Oh, my God, dude.

(Landon)
You know I've been helping
Cooper plan his runway show.

You mean you're
helping him out?

Yeah. I'm, like,
helping him, like,

creatively direct the show.

I've walked for Cooper
a few years and,

like, I've done a lot
of photo shoots for him.

- Can I see your walk?
- Not yet. Not yet.

(Craig)
I really enjoyed wearing
Cooper's clothes.

Actually, I try and steal
clothes from Cooper's racks

every time
I do a fashion show for him.

I'm being distracted
by this.

This is so ridiculous.

Oh, it's a lamp.

Scoot over.

Craig, I want you to promise me
you're gonna text me

at two o'clock
when you're in the bed.

What would I be
doing at two o'clock?

Craig, do you realize
that when you go to bed

at five o'clock
in the morning,

you're totally, like,
giving up your next day?

No, I can do it.
That's why I do it.

Craig has admitted
to me before

that he has a problem saying no.

He's always afraid
he's going to "miss out."

Miss out on
what I'm not exactly sure.

Nothing good happens after
two o'clock in the morning.

Period.

I'm good at it, Cam.

No, you're not.

Hey, do, do, do, do.

Hey, I also dance
for nickels.

Hey, shh, hey,

the attention's on
me now, okay?

Back to Whitney.

[strums guitar]

♪♪ I met you down at
the Seventh Veil ♪♪

♪♪ First night that I
got out of jail ♪♪

♪♪ I asked you for
a table dance ♪♪

♪♪ You came over
put your hand in my pants ♪♪

♪♪ I ain't looking
for a wild romance ♪♪

Would you shut
the [bleep] up?

[laughter]

- Coming up...
- So you did a funny commercial?

It's something that'll appeal
to the younger generation.

It has me dancing
with some girls.

Are you kidding me?

I can't believe
you did that.

So what kind of marriage
advice could you give to me?

I can give you
some good children's advice.

- Oh.
- When I have grandchildren.

Hint, hint.

Do you honestly,
like, want to have a grand--

like,
you are really at the point?

Listen, I have, in my kitchen,
a trinket bag

for my grandchildren.

Huh?
Are you, like, serious?

Yeah, I'm dead serious.

I've got it right in here.

You want to see it?

Yes, I want to see this.

(Bonnie)
[indistinct yelling off screen]

Holy [bleep].
Oh, my God.

Mom.

What? Little kids
love stuff like this.

This is a bunch
of crap.

That's what children love.

It's very sweet, I mean,

- God bless her.
- A grandchild.

Mom, this is like
a contact lens cleaner.

But this seems very dangerous.

They're all very small objects

that could very easily be lodged
in a kid's throat,

so I don't know if my kid
is going to put their hands

in my mom's box of trinkets.

Let's just put up
the trinket box and relax.

Let's pull up the shots.

Yeah, are you gonna show
Whitney first?

Yeah, he's getting ready.

[dogs barking]
[bleep] dogs.

You are a menace.

Be quiet.

- Hey.
- There he is.

I've got dry cleaning
I'm picking up later.

We've got
your blue shirt,

by the way.
Let's get you another tie.

We don't want
you to be too elitist.

- The red one.
- Hey, man, this is too elitist.

You're a man
of the people now.

I like the tie.
I like the way it looks.

I mean, look at
Obama and everyone.

They all have
tailored suits.

- My priority are the ads.
- That's fine.

The important thing
is doing these ads.

I'm gonna use
this bathroom right here.

Okay, so
here's the deal.

Flip it, yeah!

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

[needle skip sound effect]

(male announcer)
Thomas Ravenel's
been known to raise the roof,

but he won't raise your taxes.

I won't raise taxes.

I'll fight to cut them unlike
my opponent Lindsey Graham

who's been raising them.

I'm Thomas Ravenel,
and I approve this message.

Yeah, well,
that's good, actually.

I could really give a [bleep]
about politics.

All right,
we're gonna multi task here.

However, I am a filmmaker.

I've been working in film
for the past 20 years.

I directed a great fashion
documentary called Ultra Suede

that was distributed
internationally,

and I think I can make a pretty
funny, good campaign ad.

Okay, just think
Burt Reynolds.

Think R.F.K.
Think Glen Campbell, Jr.

Glen Campbell, Jr.?

Think Merle Haggard.

He needs a Hail Mary.

The idea is these ads,

and the candidate,
are so [bleep] out there

that people
will have to take notice.

It's almost like a Trojan horse
where people are like,

"Oh, so what is this?"
and we'll get people's attention

and then hopefully
create a national buzz.

All right, we ready?

For 12 years, Lindsey Graham
sat in the U.S. Senate

and voted the way the
establishment told him to vote.

(Whitney)
Less angry.
You're lecturing a 15 year old.

All right, go.

For 12 years, Lindsey Graham
sat in the U.S. Senate

and voted the way the
establishment told him to vote.

(Whitney)
Less hammy.
Just be au naturel.

He even attacked us himself
when he thought

- we weren't listening.
- That's good.

Put some inflections
in there.

(Thomas)
Does it look compelling?

- It's got to be compelling.
- Yeah, yeah.

It's [bleep] thunder,
man.

I'm Thomas Ravenel,

Independent Conservative
for the U.S. Senate.

What's going on?

We need your input,
Patricia.

- Come on in.
- Look at everybody.

(Thomas)
Oh, my goodness.
Who've we got in there? Aw.

Well, he had surgery on his--

He had knee replacement.

(Thomas)
Oh, my goodness. Poor baby.

Well, you look handsome.

Well, thank you. We're trying
to project that image anyway.

It probably would have helped

to have a woman's point of view
instead of a bunch of guys.

- Can I just say one thing?
- Yes, you may.

It's, yeah, it's a little
wrinkly right there.

Yeah. Maybe pull in the back.

How's this look
if I pull it back?

Yeah, and I'd pull it
over to the sides a little.

(Patricia)
I don't think Thomas has
a chance to beat Lindsey Graham.

Having a child out of wedlock,
being a convicted felon,

those are not great to have
on your resume,

but on the other hand,
nobody's perfect.

[phone rings]

- Hello.
- Hey, sweetie.

I just wanted to see if you were
on your way home for dinner.

(Jason)
Yes, I am actually.

Are you hungry?

(Jason)
I am. What are you making?

It's a surprise.

I've been working for a while,
though.

So I'll see you soon.

Traditionally, in the South,

women are expected to be,
you know,

Betty Crocker in the kitchen.

Okay, actually
I'll tell you the truth:

I don't know how to cook.

One of my best kept secrets

is I microwave a lot of the food
that I feed my husband,

and he has no idea,
bless his heart.

He's like, "Man,
this is so good."

I'm like, "Thank you."

Stouffers.

[phone ringing]

- What's up, turd face?
- What's up, Cami?

I'm cooking dinner
for my husband.

Craig, I'm a gourmet chef.

(Craig)
Bull[bleep].

Hey, so I think Whitney and I
are gonna keep drinking like--

No, I haven't seen
Jason in a while

so we're gonna hang at
the house, but you all have fun.

(Craig)
All right, bye, see you soon.

Okay, bye.

These mashed potatoes
are so good.

I guess a part of me wants Jason
to feel that I put effort

into making him happy,

so it's my futile attempt.

It's sad.

- Hey.
- Welcome to Red Drum.

- Reservation under Ravenel.
- Follow me.

- Thank you very much.
- For you, ma'am.

- Thank you.
- Hey.

Hey, you look very beautiful
tonight.

Thank you.

You look very dapper yourself.

Thank you.

Thomas can be
very, very charming.

He can make you feel protected.

Oh, my gosh,
they have margaritas.

I love Thomas very much,

and I do want to make this work
with everything that I have.

So I am more than willing
to let the little things go

and really focus
on the big picture.

- We have decided,
- Okay.

That we want to split
the arugula salad

and we both want the fish
special, the red snapper.

The red snapper, perfect.

All right. I'll go ahead
and get this working for y'all.

- Perfect.
- Thanks so much.

I'm glad you were able
to meet me out tonight.

- Yes.
- I think we should start

doing this each week,
having a date night.

- Yeah, definitely.
- Because during the week,

it's hard
to even have, you know,

a full on conversation

where there's no other focus
or distraction.

It's just, every day's busy.

I know.

It's difficult
to describe in words

my attraction for Kathryn.

I do wish she were older
or that I were younger.

The fact that we have a child
together, we're living together,

a lot of people
see that as living in sin.

Here you are, ma'am.

Thank you.
That looks delicious.

- You're welcome.
- Thank you.

(waitress)
You're welcome.

So how was your day?

How did the commercial
come out?

I like them.

Is it one or is
it more than one?

Well, they showed
me three.

Wasn't it
Whitney's connections

or something like that?

Yeah, he brought
in these Hollywood people.

So you did a funny commercial,
a normal commercial, and a--

l--well, two of them
are funny.

One of them you
may not like.

It's something that'll appeal
to the younger generation.

Sort of to preempt the attacks
they may come at me with.

And it says, "I may like
to raise the roof,

but I will never
raise your taxes."

It has me dancing
with some people.

Some people?

Yeah. Like Rouge and--

Are you kidding me?

You're joking now, right?

I'm not joking.

I didn't have anything
to do with it.

My big in a sorority
in college?

- It wasn't my idea.
- I can't believe you did that.

I can't believe you did that.

You filmed a commercial
with three of my friends

and you're dancing with them,
raising the roof.

First of all, lame.

Second of all, ew.

Third of all, what the--
are you thinking?

This is so embarrassing
and disgusting.

(woman)
Coming up...

I'm at home
taking care of your child,

and you're filming
a commercial dancing with girls?

It's done.
I'm sorry.

This is so embarrassing
and disgusting.

Well, the thing is,
they want--

Like, I have your back,
but that's not cool.

They want to preempt
the negative--

I don't--no.
N-O.

Stop listening to Whitney.

Whitney is gonna steer
you in every direction

there is possible
because he wants drama.

He's always been
against you and I.

I can't even believe
you'd fall for that.

Stupid.

The Hollywood people,

they all wanted to do it
so I went along with it.

Well, you know what,
go Hollywood

and I'll be totally fine
at home,

just me and my daughter.

Let's just move
past that, please.

No, no, no. I'm at home
taking care of your child,

and you're filming
a commercial dancing with girls?

And you tell me
you don't want me

or your daughter
on the campaign trail.

I told you
I was skeptical about it.

You told me you don't want
me or your daughter

- on the campaign trail.
- I didn't say that.

Yes, you did. You've told me
that numerous times.

- I said--I didn't.
- Yes, you did.

I said the people
doing the commercial, they

- wanted to go there with that.
- Absolutely not.

We didn't have the budget
to do a big family scene.

You need a budget
to do a big family scene?

Why do you want
to be on the commercials?

It's not about being
on the commercials.

It's the fact that you told me
that your daughter

and I will not be involved
in the commercials.

However, you're on there dancing
with girls that are my age

and are my friends.

Not okay.

And if you think that's okay,
then I don't know you.

It was a silly
little commercial.

It's nothing.

In this moment
I feel that she's overreacting.

It does confirm my fears

that I'm dealing with somebody
who's very irrational and young,

and perhaps this is not
the best match.

You just made yourself
look really dumb...

at the expense of me

and at the expense
of your daughter especially.

Are you proud about that?

I hope so.

I hope that was worth it.

You have to understand
the background

that they're coming
after me with.

The sort of playboy image
and all this.

You don't think
I know that?

You used my friends.

Are you gonna say sorry?

I don't want to talk to you
unless you have an apology.

.

I've been a little
worried about Craig recently.

Is he even working?
I mean, does he have a job?

If he does,
he has a very blase boss.

- I love it.
- I mean, Craig has the classic,

like, James Bond look.

His head's gonna explode.
Stop.

I mean, a lawyer's fun,

but if you're gonna
pay me to be pretty,

I think I'd pick that one.

Kathryn?
Are you in trouble?

She's mad at me because
we did this political ad.

I'm dancing with
these girls.

She's kind of paranoid
that I'm gonna cheat on her.

Who would advise him
to do something like that...

- [whispers] Whitney.
- For his campaign?

Whitney.

The ad,
that's a mother[bleep] joke.

- Okay.
- If my daughter ever saw that,

she would be embarrassed
for the rest of her life.

You don't think
she would be embarrassed now?

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