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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:41,800 ♪ Promise me you'll never ever leave ♪ 2 00:00:42,733 --> 00:00:45,900 ♪ And never leave me lonely 3 00:00:52,833 --> 00:00:57,833 ♪ Promise me you'll never ever go and ♪ 4 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:12,667 ♪ Afternoons will slowly slip away ♪ 5 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:18,300 ♪ You know that I'll come running ♪ 6 00:01:22,467 --> 00:01:27,467 ♪ We'll say hello and warm our hands beside the fire ♪ 7 00:01:30,333 --> 00:01:34,799 ♪ And talk a while 8 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:39,800 ♪ You promise me you'll never go too far ♪ 9 00:01:40,733 --> 00:01:45,100 ♪ And never leave me crying 10 00:01:49,700 --> 00:01:54,700 ♪ You promise me a wish made on a star ♪ 11 00:01:55,967 --> 00:02:00,967 ♪ Can really still come true 12 00:02:02,100 --> 00:02:06,967 ♪ And I wish you'll never go away ♪ 13 00:02:07,867 --> 00:02:12,367 ♪ Each promise you may stay 14 00:02:13,267 --> 00:02:17,232 ♪ And I will promise too 15 00:02:17,233 --> 00:02:22,233 ♪ I promise you I'll never, never ever go away from you ♪ 16 00:02:28,767 --> 00:02:33,600 ♪ I'll never, never ever go away from you ♪ 17 00:02:40,567 --> 00:02:45,400 ♪ I'll never, never ever go away from you ♪ 18 00:02:49,900 --> 00:02:53,900 What kind of a tic would you find on the moon? 19 00:02:56,967 --> 00:02:59,433 What kind of a tic would you find on the moon? 20 00:03:02,433 --> 00:03:03,433 Um... 21 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:05,900 Give up? 22 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:07,766 Yeah. 23 00:03:07,767 --> 00:03:08,767 A lunatic. 24 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:12,300 Oh boy. 25 00:03:13,067 --> 00:03:14,266 Cheers. 26 00:03:14,267 --> 00:03:15,267 Cheers. 27 00:03:21,633 --> 00:03:23,500 Did you sell that putrefaction yet? 28 00:03:25,567 --> 00:03:26,567 No. 29 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,567 Jorgeson made another offer today. 30 00:03:32,533 --> 00:03:33,533 $800. 31 00:03:35,667 --> 00:03:37,966 I hope you didn't take it. 32 00:03:37,967 --> 00:03:39,132 No. 33 00:03:39,133 --> 00:03:40,133 You should get 12. 34 00:03:42,567 --> 00:03:44,233 You know what Madge said today? 35 00:03:47,133 --> 00:03:48,966 You have a good eye for art. 36 00:03:48,967 --> 00:03:50,299 Really? 37 00:03:50,300 --> 00:03:51,699 You're putting me on. 38 00:03:51,700 --> 00:03:53,132 Honest. 39 00:03:53,133 --> 00:03:55,432 Do anything new on your movie? 40 00:03:55,433 --> 00:03:56,799 Which one, home or school? 41 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:59,232 The one you're supposed to shoot. 42 00:03:59,233 --> 00:04:00,932 Oh yeah, cast my actors. 43 00:04:00,933 --> 00:04:02,066 Oh, good. 44 00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:03,532 Did Mary call yet? 45 00:04:03,533 --> 00:04:05,432 She came over personally to say she'll be here 46 00:04:05,433 --> 00:04:06,400 at eight sharp. 47 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:07,400 That's good. 48 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:10,566 Mommy, I don't need a babysitter. 49 00:04:10,567 --> 00:04:11,500 We agreed... 50 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:13,232 But I can stay alone. 51 00:04:13,233 --> 00:04:14,699 The last time you were on your own, 52 00:04:14,700 --> 00:04:16,532 you were seen bicycling down the middle of 5th Avenue 53 00:04:16,533 --> 00:04:17,799 without headlights. 54 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,566 But I had to buy film before the store closed. 55 00:04:19,567 --> 00:04:20,932 Do you want me to go out? 56 00:04:20,933 --> 00:04:22,199 Yes. 57 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:23,533 Then the sitter is in. 58 00:04:25,167 --> 00:04:28,067 Why are you in the art business? 59 00:04:29,233 --> 00:04:31,267 Why are you in the frozen food business? 60 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:33,632 Whenever I came to New York, 61 00:04:33,633 --> 00:04:36,066 I couldn't stand the French food they served here 62 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:39,800 and so I decided that I should perform, 63 00:04:40,667 --> 00:04:41,667 export here. 64 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:44,767 Well, you see, I was a bored housewife. 65 00:04:45,900 --> 00:04:47,399 My husband who worked on Time Magazine, 66 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:50,666 that is my late husband, he traveled most of the week 67 00:04:50,667 --> 00:04:52,467 and I needed an involvement and... 68 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:55,599 That's it. 69 00:04:55,600 --> 00:05:00,233 In Paris, a bored housewife finds a lover. 70 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:05,200 Oh, well, in New York she opens a gallery. 71 00:05:07,667 --> 00:05:08,667 All you American women. 72 00:05:08,668 --> 00:05:09,899 What humor. 73 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:13,400 It is as sanitary as your bodies. 74 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:26,299 That really you? 75 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:27,300 Yeah. 76 00:05:28,833 --> 00:05:29,900 You were cute. 77 00:05:31,067 --> 00:05:32,067 So were you. 78 00:05:33,267 --> 00:05:35,066 Who took this film? 79 00:05:35,067 --> 00:05:36,067 My dad. 80 00:05:36,067 --> 00:05:37,067 Oh. 81 00:05:38,833 --> 00:05:40,966 Everyone says I should model. 82 00:05:40,967 --> 00:05:42,432 I'm a perfect seven. 83 00:05:42,433 --> 00:05:43,932 But I don't know if I'd photograph well. 84 00:05:43,933 --> 00:05:46,932 I mean, I'd want to see what I'd look like first, you know? 85 00:05:46,933 --> 00:05:48,166 Mm-hm. 86 00:05:48,167 --> 00:05:50,066 Listen, Mary, you do what you want to. 87 00:05:50,067 --> 00:05:52,532 I'm just gonna finish up and go to bed, okay? 88 00:05:52,533 --> 00:05:53,533 Got the picture. 89 00:05:56,433 --> 00:05:58,533 Hey, listen, you've gotta see something. 90 00:05:59,767 --> 00:06:00,967 Oh, I heard about that. 91 00:06:02,367 --> 00:06:03,267 What will it take Jamie? 92 00:06:03,268 --> 00:06:04,799 8 1/2? 93 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:09,266 Why not? 94 00:06:09,267 --> 00:06:10,267 Dada. 95 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:13,067 Me your Dada. 96 00:06:14,467 --> 00:06:17,267 Johnson picked up by the Goldwaters' speech. 97 00:06:18,300 --> 00:06:20,300 Well, I think Kennedy approved. 98 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:26,766 That had it. 99 00:06:26,767 --> 00:06:30,867 I can't hear you, say it again? 100 00:06:33,700 --> 00:06:34,966 Good night, Mary. 101 00:06:34,967 --> 00:06:36,633 Good night, Jamie. 102 00:07:00,633 --> 00:07:02,967 Jamie's listening, be quiet. 103 00:07:42,733 --> 00:07:43,899 You dummy. 104 00:07:43,900 --> 00:07:45,433 Jamie just went to the kitchen. 105 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:47,333 So what? 106 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:48,832 So what? 107 00:07:48,833 --> 00:07:51,166 I don't wanna lose my three dollars. 108 00:07:51,167 --> 00:07:53,300 Please, Phil. 109 00:07:57,900 --> 00:07:59,600 Phil, this is Jamie. 110 00:08:01,967 --> 00:08:02,967 Hi, Phil. 111 00:08:03,833 --> 00:08:04,833 Hi, kid. 112 00:08:11,167 --> 00:08:12,767 Hey, Phil, you still a virgin? 113 00:08:15,067 --> 00:08:16,067 Hey, look, kid. 114 00:08:16,068 --> 00:08:17,299 I mean, don't you think that... 115 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:18,300 Well, I mean... 116 00:08:19,067 --> 00:08:19,867 What do you mean? 117 00:08:19,868 --> 00:08:21,066 You're still a kid. 118 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:22,667 You didn't answer my question. 119 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:26,332 Well, I've had my moments, I guess. 120 00:08:26,333 --> 00:08:28,099 You swore to me! 121 00:08:28,100 --> 00:08:29,166 I didn't mean it. 122 00:08:29,167 --> 00:08:30,766 It's nothing to be ashamed of. 123 00:08:30,767 --> 00:08:31,933 I'm still a virgin too. 124 00:08:38,067 --> 00:08:40,167 Well, I guess I'd better be pushing off. 125 00:08:43,467 --> 00:08:44,467 Bye, Phil. 126 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:56,700 Oh boy, did you clobber him. 127 00:08:57,900 --> 00:08:59,400 He sounded like a strangled chicken. 128 00:09:00,900 --> 00:09:03,232 Poor guy was probably more scared than you were. 129 00:09:03,233 --> 00:09:05,499 How do you know I was scared? 130 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:07,066 Aren't you a virgin? 131 00:09:07,067 --> 00:09:09,099 Maybe, maybe not. 132 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:10,900 Besides, what do you know about it? 133 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:12,833 I know what I know. 134 00:09:14,067 --> 00:09:15,067 Like what? 135 00:09:16,133 --> 00:09:19,766 Like premarital intercourse is perfectly normal. 136 00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:21,499 Just so long as the persons involved 137 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:23,632 have a sincere affection for each other. 138 00:09:23,633 --> 00:09:25,666 Oh, you mean fooling around's alright. 139 00:09:25,667 --> 00:09:29,066 Well, actually our society doesn't okay fooling around. 140 00:09:29,067 --> 00:09:30,499 I mean, straight out. 141 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:33,366 But in other societies like the Pacific Islands, 142 00:09:33,367 --> 00:09:37,199 all kinds of sexual relationships are perfectly okay. 143 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:38,899 Except incest, of course. 144 00:09:38,900 --> 00:09:40,233 That's a universal taboo. 145 00:09:41,667 --> 00:09:44,067 Glad you didn't tell Phil about the Pacific Islands. 146 00:09:56,133 --> 00:09:57,199 Jamie. 147 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,200 Yeah? 148 00:09:59,233 --> 00:10:01,100 What do they do in the Pacific Islands? 149 00:10:09,167 --> 00:10:10,466 Thank you for a lovely evening. 150 00:10:10,467 --> 00:10:11,600 It was my pleasure. 151 00:10:12,767 --> 00:10:14,332 Oh, Mary. 152 00:10:14,333 --> 00:10:15,699 Everything is alright. 153 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:16,932 Jamie's asleep. 154 00:10:16,933 --> 00:10:18,432 Thank you, darling, thank you very much. 155 00:10:18,433 --> 00:10:19,433 Good night. 156 00:10:19,434 --> 00:10:20,632 Good night, Robert. 157 00:10:20,633 --> 00:10:23,199 Oh, must we end this charming evening? 158 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:24,799 Well, Robert, I really think... 159 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:27,432 Love is such a precious cadeaux. 160 00:10:27,433 --> 00:10:30,299 Uh, Robert, you're tickling me, it's really... 161 00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:31,300 Please. 162 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,466 Get out. 163 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:34,699 Mon petit. 164 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:36,099 Why, you should be in bed. 165 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:37,067 Get out. 166 00:10:37,068 --> 00:10:38,333 Jamie, go to your room. 167 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:46,032 Please believe me, Christine, 168 00:10:46,033 --> 00:10:48,532 there's absolutely no cause for alarm. 169 00:10:48,533 --> 00:10:51,399 Well, certainly Jamie overreacted last night, 170 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:54,166 but you must remember, he's in adolescence. 171 00:10:54,167 --> 00:10:55,133 At 10? 172 00:10:55,134 --> 00:10:56,732 It's all biology. 173 00:10:56,733 --> 00:11:00,467 Bodies are changing due to nutrition, control of disease. 174 00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:03,599 Girls today menstruate earlier than they did, say, 175 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:04,600 a generation ago. 176 00:11:05,567 --> 00:11:08,632 The boys, the latency period is shorter. 177 00:11:08,633 --> 00:11:12,332 By nine or 10, they're in a period of pre-puberty, 178 00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:13,433 almost adolescence. 179 00:11:14,833 --> 00:11:18,266 Remember, these kids belong to the media generation. 180 00:11:18,267 --> 00:11:21,732 It's not that they're precocious, they're just smarter. 181 00:11:21,733 --> 00:11:26,132 And if they seem more sexually aware, it's because they are. 182 00:11:26,133 --> 00:11:28,067 What happened to innocent childhood? 183 00:11:29,567 --> 00:11:31,700 Where have all the children gone? 184 00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:34,166 Black? 185 00:11:34,167 --> 00:11:35,732 Yes, please, and one sugar. 186 00:11:35,733 --> 00:11:37,499 You know, when Jamie was a baby I used to think 187 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:40,067 what fun we would have when he grew a little. 188 00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:43,466 And now... 189 00:11:43,467 --> 00:11:45,547 Remember that Jamie is a product of his own times, 190 00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:48,500 not of our remembered childhood. 191 00:11:51,867 --> 00:11:53,100 What about the Oedipal? 192 00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:55,932 What about it? 193 00:11:55,933 --> 00:11:59,366 Well, you know, since Douglas's death, Jamie's changed. 194 00:11:59,367 --> 00:12:00,500 Sometimes I think it... 195 00:12:01,933 --> 00:12:04,566 It's almost as if he's trying to take his father's place. 196 00:12:04,567 --> 00:12:06,399 How differently Jamie would have behaved 197 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,399 with Douglas alive, we'll never know. 198 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,732 There's one other thing, doctor. 199 00:12:10,733 --> 00:12:12,233 Should I date or shouldn't I? 200 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:17,567 Hi, Madge. 201 00:12:17,568 --> 00:12:19,467 Good morning. 202 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:37,799 What is this? 203 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:38,800 Happy birthday. 204 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:41,599 Oh, you darling. 205 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,966 Thank you for remembering, how sweet. 206 00:12:43,967 --> 00:12:45,766 But what is CAM? 207 00:12:45,767 --> 00:12:49,632 Oh, that's Computerized Astrological Matchmaking Service. 208 00:12:49,633 --> 00:12:51,499 Well, you just fill out the form 209 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:52,966 and the computer figures out 210 00:12:52,967 --> 00:12:55,432 in whose moon your ascendant is rising. 211 00:12:55,433 --> 00:12:57,299 And I marry my ascendant next Sunday. 212 00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:58,799 No, that's passe. 213 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,566 You see, with this service you have to promise 214 00:13:00,567 --> 00:13:02,200 never to marry any of your dates. 215 00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:04,300 Happy birthday. 216 00:13:06,167 --> 00:13:07,332 Here, I think. 217 00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:08,566 That looks good. 218 00:13:08,567 --> 00:13:10,066 Uh huh. 219 00:13:10,067 --> 00:13:12,066 Oh look, if you're not doing anything special tonight, 220 00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:14,666 we're showing an old Jeanette MacDonald Nelson Eddy movie 221 00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:15,899 at our house. 222 00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:18,199 I know Jamie is crazy about the old ones. 223 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,066 We'd love to have you, you wanna come over? 224 00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,299 Thank you very much, Madge, 225 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,733 but tonight is movie night at our house too. 226 00:13:25,167 --> 00:13:28,333 You see, every birthday, be it mama bear's or teddy bear's, 227 00:13:29,633 --> 00:13:31,099 we have the ceremony. 228 00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:32,599 I make moussaka 229 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:35,200 and Jamie runs off some eight millimeter film of his dad. 230 00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:08,499 Hello? 231 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:09,799 Hi, Mom. 232 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:10,633 Look... 233 00:14:10,633 --> 00:14:11,467 Hi, Jamie! 234 00:14:11,468 --> 00:14:12,532 Is the shooting over? 235 00:14:12,533 --> 00:14:14,332 Yeah, but something's come up. 236 00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:15,599 The teacher's taking the class 237 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,466 to see Shakespeare in the park. 238 00:14:17,467 --> 00:14:19,366 I forgot to tell you about it this morning. 239 00:14:19,367 --> 00:14:20,632 Can I go? 240 00:14:20,633 --> 00:14:22,900 The school bus will drop me home about 11, okay? 241 00:14:25,367 --> 00:14:26,200 Alright. 242 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,167 See you later. 243 00:14:27,168 --> 00:14:28,232 Oh, Jamie. 244 00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:29,432 Yes, Mom? 245 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:30,632 Uh... 246 00:14:30,633 --> 00:14:31,633 What? 247 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:33,200 Nothing, honey. 248 00:14:33,201 --> 00:14:34,499 Have a good time. 249 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,500 Okay, bye, Mom. 250 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:42,866 Shh. 251 00:14:42,867 --> 00:14:44,899 Explore your own city! 252 00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:47,832 Discover its hidden treasures, beautiful parks, 253 00:14:47,833 --> 00:14:49,066 friendly ghettos. 254 00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:51,366 How many of you know the Bronx is the only part 255 00:14:51,367 --> 00:14:53,699 of New York City on the mainland of the United States? 256 00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:55,132 Is that a fact? 257 00:14:55,133 --> 00:14:57,066 If you're an honest taxpayer, then you should see it. 258 00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:58,266 Sir, want to take a tour? 259 00:14:58,267 --> 00:14:59,200 What tour? 260 00:14:59,201 --> 00:15:00,366 The tour for New Yorkers only. 261 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,799 I'm Italian. 262 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,599 Want to take a tour for New Yorkers only? 263 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:04,799 I'm happy to. 264 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,066 Do you have change for a quarter? 265 00:15:06,067 --> 00:15:07,699 No, thanks a lot though anyway, no. 266 00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:09,399 You'll have a wonderful time, Miss! 267 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,366 I haven't any money, thank you anyway. 268 00:15:11,367 --> 00:15:13,499 New York by night, New York by day. 269 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:14,932 You don't need money! 270 00:15:14,933 --> 00:15:16,166 Money's not important. 271 00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:18,066 As a tribute to your great beauty, 272 00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:19,399 I would like to prove to the world 273 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,499 that Peter Simon's Tours caters 274 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,266 to only the most beautiful women in the world. 275 00:15:23,267 --> 00:15:24,267 Free of charge! 276 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:28,066 But I need you! 277 00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:29,199 You're crazy, boy. 278 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,699 I'm not crazy! 279 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:31,633 Come on my tour, please. 280 00:15:31,634 --> 00:15:33,299 Please, please, please, please. 281 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,566 Look, you're embarrassing me, mister. 282 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:35,800 She won't come with me! 283 00:15:36,833 --> 00:15:38,833 I need you, please! 284 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:42,166 Just sit in my bus. 285 00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:44,333 You'll be the example to our indifferent New Yorkers. 286 00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:47,966 May Allah be with you, Jesus beside you, 287 00:15:47,967 --> 00:15:49,267 and Moses leading the way. 288 00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:55,466 Miss, explore your own city. 289 00:15:55,467 --> 00:15:57,332 See all the lively nooks and crannies, 290 00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:58,699 all the unusual markets. 291 00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:00,766 A tour of New York for New Yorkers only. 292 00:16:00,767 --> 00:16:01,767 Fuck off. 293 00:16:04,367 --> 00:16:06,232 Look, I've changed my mind. 294 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,499 I'd like to get off. 295 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,366 Passengers will please not move down the aisles 296 00:16:09,367 --> 00:16:10,699 while the vehicle's in motion. 297 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:12,599 Would you just stop the car? 298 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:15,066 Passengers will not shout at the driver. 299 00:16:15,067 --> 00:16:16,232 I'm not shouting. 300 00:16:16,233 --> 00:16:17,699 Have you ever seen Manhattan? 301 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,366 I live here! 302 00:16:19,367 --> 00:16:22,332 You've never seen it. 303 00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:23,867 Wow, this is out of sight. 304 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:26,766 As soon as I saw you, 305 00:16:26,767 --> 00:16:30,132 I said to myself "No, he won't go for that." 306 00:16:30,133 --> 00:16:32,099 What about the turquoise one? 307 00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:35,232 Ah, the Ethiopian jablan. 308 00:16:35,233 --> 00:16:36,499 Magnificent. 309 00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,967 A dress made of pure silk, handwoven. 310 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,100 Try this? 311 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,267 I have that in size six. 312 00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:51,332 You live around here, young man? 313 00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:52,333 No. 314 00:16:58,067 --> 00:16:59,633 Mary, please stop moving around. 315 00:17:02,133 --> 00:17:03,933 Could you move in front of the other light? 316 00:17:05,367 --> 00:17:06,499 That's it, right there. 317 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:07,867 Come on, stand up straight. 318 00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:10,899 Jamie, I've gotta work on my report. 319 00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:12,066 What are you working on? 320 00:17:12,067 --> 00:17:13,499 Turn around. 321 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,966 The family unit in the Pacific Islands. 322 00:17:15,967 --> 00:17:16,800 Oh. 323 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:17,633 How much? 324 00:17:17,633 --> 00:17:18,633 $22.50. 325 00:17:19,967 --> 00:17:20,967 Okay. 326 00:17:22,533 --> 00:17:25,066 Central Park, where children play by day 327 00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:26,399 and fairies play by night. 328 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,232 If you're lucky, a children people. 329 00:17:28,233 --> 00:17:31,832 Can I offer you anything, coffee, tea, or me? 330 00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,366 Tea. 331 00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:36,332 You're now passing through Snobsville, New York. 332 00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:38,932 Art Row, where artists paint with their toes, 333 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,632 where frames are prettier than pictures. 334 00:17:40,633 --> 00:17:42,466 Have you ever been to any of the galleries? 335 00:17:42,467 --> 00:17:43,699 They're all frauds. 336 00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:44,899 They make a lot of people happy. 337 00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:46,399 And a lot of people rich. 338 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,233 Touche. 339 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,167 Why? 340 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,599 I own a gallery. 341 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,199 Are you rich? 342 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,067 No. 343 00:17:52,067 --> 00:17:52,867 Too bad. 344 00:17:52,868 --> 00:17:54,067 Next stop, Wall Street. 345 00:18:06,067 --> 00:18:07,067 You sure? 346 00:18:07,067 --> 00:18:07,733 I'd be happy to drive you home. 347 00:18:07,733 --> 00:18:08,733 No, thank you. 348 00:18:09,733 --> 00:18:10,933 I could ask your name. 349 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:13,899 You could. 350 00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:15,933 But why spoil a beautiful thing, right? 351 00:18:16,933 --> 00:18:18,532 Right. 352 00:18:18,533 --> 00:18:19,599 Thank you. 353 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:20,699 It's been fun. 354 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:21,700 Good night. 355 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:26,800 It's just wonderful. 356 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,132 I went out to buy the dress. 357 00:18:31,133 --> 00:18:32,899 I wanted it to be a surprise. 358 00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:34,632 Oh, darling, I'm so sorry I wasn't home 359 00:18:34,633 --> 00:18:36,066 when you came in with it, 360 00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:38,767 but it's the sweetest, loveliest present I ever got, ever. 361 00:18:41,467 --> 00:18:43,066 How was the movie? 362 00:18:43,067 --> 00:18:43,933 What movie? 363 00:18:43,934 --> 00:18:45,132 Oh, I never got to the movie. 364 00:18:45,133 --> 00:18:47,466 I got forced into taking a tour of Manhattan. 365 00:18:47,467 --> 00:18:48,799 Are you hungry? 366 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:49,600 No. 367 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:50,467 Who forced you? 368 00:18:50,468 --> 00:18:51,732 Neither am I. 369 00:18:51,733 --> 00:18:53,573 What do you say we open up the champagne, okay? 370 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:58,800 Who forced you? 371 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:35,899 Yeah, you wanna know who's a virgin? 372 00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:36,733 Let me go! 373 00:19:36,734 --> 00:19:37,933 You're a midget. 374 00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:43,399 Get him, man, don't be a chicken. 375 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,699 Yeah, you better run home to your mother 376 00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:46,166 before he mashes you. 377 00:19:46,167 --> 00:19:47,766 What's wrong, kid, you forget your bottle or something? 378 00:19:47,767 --> 00:19:48,767 Freaking. 379 00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:52,267 Think you know everything? 380 00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:58,299 That's it, man. 381 00:19:58,300 --> 00:19:59,699 Speak, man, speak. 382 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,100 He made a pass at my girl. 383 00:20:04,167 --> 00:20:05,167 This kid? 384 00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:10,100 Little bastard! 385 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,499 Okay, go home. 386 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,500 Vanish. 387 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,500 This scene is over. 388 00:20:15,567 --> 00:20:17,332 Lover boy, huh? 389 00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:18,333 Real hombre. 390 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,932 And tough too. 391 00:20:20,933 --> 00:20:22,033 Gonna make some bread? 392 00:20:23,433 --> 00:20:27,766 Least they got gas stations, drugstores, that kind of stuff. 393 00:20:27,767 --> 00:20:28,767 Could use you. 394 00:20:29,733 --> 00:20:33,266 Call me when you stick up Chase Manhattan. 395 00:20:33,267 --> 00:20:35,432 Alright, just have your relay races the same way 396 00:20:35,433 --> 00:20:37,032 you would any other time, okay? 397 00:20:37,033 --> 00:20:39,932 And tell Andy not to look at the camera. 398 00:20:39,933 --> 00:20:41,599 Andy, don't look at the camera. 399 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,132 Okay. 400 00:20:43,133 --> 00:20:43,967 Anything else? 401 00:20:43,967 --> 00:20:44,933 No. 402 00:20:44,934 --> 00:20:46,699 Alright, any questions? 403 00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:49,066 I saw the pope on TV last night 404 00:20:49,067 --> 00:20:51,532 and he doesn't wear a stupid jockey cap. 405 00:20:51,533 --> 00:20:53,899 Listen, we're not trying to imitate anybody, 406 00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:55,632 we're just having fun. 407 00:20:55,633 --> 00:20:57,366 Like Halloween, right, Jamie? 408 00:20:57,367 --> 00:20:59,899 I brought this cap that looks just like the pope. 409 00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:02,432 That's. 410 00:21:02,433 --> 00:21:03,333 May I wear it? 411 00:21:03,334 --> 00:21:04,500 Jamie's the director. 412 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:07,832 Alright, put it on. 413 00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:09,633 This film's an improvisation anyway. 414 00:21:10,933 --> 00:21:13,332 Alright, take your places. 415 00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:14,567 Scene five, take three. 416 00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:17,066 Ready? 417 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:18,067 Action! 418 00:21:21,533 --> 00:21:23,499 ♪ Your funny face 419 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,532 ♪ Your funny clothes 420 00:21:25,533 --> 00:21:27,366 ♪ Your funny hair 421 00:21:27,367 --> 00:21:29,432 ♪ Your funny toes 422 00:21:29,433 --> 00:21:31,399 ♪ Your funny eyes 423 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,466 ♪ Your funny nose 424 00:21:33,467 --> 00:21:37,532 ♪ Do I have to be like you? 425 00:21:37,533 --> 00:21:39,499 ♪ Do I have to look like? 426 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:41,499 ♪ Do I have to talk like? 427 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,566 ♪ Do I have to be like? 428 00:21:43,567 --> 00:21:46,199 ♪ Do I have to do? 429 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,099 ♪ Do like you? 430 00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:52,232 You know, Jamie had an IQ of 143 when he was six. 431 00:21:52,233 --> 00:21:54,766 Scared his father so much he took him to a psychiatrist 432 00:21:54,767 --> 00:21:55,767 right away. 433 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:58,067 Well, I'll tell you. 434 00:21:59,233 --> 00:22:02,767 When I was six, I had an IQ of 145. 435 00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:05,799 My parents weren't scared. 436 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,832 ♪ Do I have to look like? 437 00:22:07,833 --> 00:22:09,766 ♪ Do I have to talk like? 438 00:22:09,767 --> 00:22:14,366 ♪ Do I have to be like you? 439 00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:17,666 ♪ Be like you? 440 00:22:17,667 --> 00:22:20,799 ♪ I wanna be like you 441 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:21,633 Later, Jamie. 442 00:22:21,634 --> 00:22:22,899 See you, Andy. 443 00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:24,932 How was your computer date? 444 00:22:24,933 --> 00:22:25,933 Short circuited. 445 00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:28,199 Was he that bad? 446 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,399 Look, it's the worst, you have to do me a favor. 447 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,233 What? 448 00:22:30,234 --> 00:22:31,499 Play sick. 449 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:33,499 But Mom, I've been invited to a party. 450 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:34,966 I'll make a bargain with you. 451 00:22:34,967 --> 00:22:36,899 I'll take you to dinner and then you can take a ride 452 00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:38,566 on the Staten Island Ferry with me. 453 00:22:38,567 --> 00:22:41,066 And when you come home, you can watch the Late Show with me. 454 00:22:41,067 --> 00:22:45,366 You mean I can stay up tonight, Mom? 455 00:22:45,367 --> 00:22:46,732 Hold on. 456 00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:48,066 Alright. 457 00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:51,132 Get the line going. 458 00:22:51,133 --> 00:22:54,367 Come on. 459 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:56,766 Don't touch anything. 460 00:22:56,767 --> 00:22:57,733 Anything is scratched and I'll have to buy it. 461 00:22:57,734 --> 00:22:59,132 She looks like Sophia Loren. 462 00:22:59,133 --> 00:23:00,499 Just like Sophia Loren. 463 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:02,199 Do you have any Gauguin? 464 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,067 Who? 465 00:23:03,067 --> 00:23:03,867 Gauguin. 466 00:23:03,868 --> 00:23:05,199 Oh, you like Gauguin? 467 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,633 Yes, he painted that beautiful red dog. 468 00:23:08,833 --> 00:23:10,833 Oh, well, everything would look red to you. 469 00:23:11,867 --> 00:23:13,299 I'm interested in the washes. 470 00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:14,799 He uses a lot of pink, doesn't he? 471 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,466 What about the ceiling, what color do you call this? 472 00:23:16,467 --> 00:23:18,599 I would say that's an off cocoa, sir. 473 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,599 That's a sprinkler system over there. 474 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,166 Look at the texture of that, everyone. 475 00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:25,066 I mean, it makes you want to just feel and reach out 476 00:23:25,067 --> 00:23:27,166 and eat the colors, doesn't it? 477 00:23:27,167 --> 00:23:29,566 And what is that back there? 478 00:23:29,567 --> 00:23:30,832 That's a girl. 479 00:23:30,833 --> 00:23:32,799 Oh, dear me, it looks like Elsie. 480 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,067 I thought that was Elsie. 481 00:23:35,567 --> 00:23:38,166 There must be 125 art galleries in this area 482 00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:40,899 and I've come in 50 of them in the past two weeks. 483 00:23:40,900 --> 00:23:42,666 You must like art. 484 00:23:42,667 --> 00:23:44,832 Why didn't you tell me the name of your gallery? 485 00:23:44,833 --> 00:23:46,267 Why didn't you ask my name? 486 00:23:47,267 --> 00:23:48,267 What's your name? 487 00:23:51,067 --> 00:23:52,067 Christine Sutton. 488 00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:54,633 I love you, Christine. 489 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,700 Have coffee with me. 490 00:23:58,900 --> 00:23:59,867 I have to take care of the shop. 491 00:23:59,868 --> 00:24:01,066 My partner's out to lunch. 492 00:24:01,067 --> 00:24:02,299 Oh, you can take 10 minutes. 493 00:24:02,300 --> 00:24:03,567 Put a sign in the window. 494 00:24:04,933 --> 00:24:06,099 You're in the middle of a bus tour. 495 00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:08,132 No, out of towners. 496 00:24:08,133 --> 00:24:09,366 No stamina. 497 00:24:09,367 --> 00:24:10,866 They need a breather, you know? 498 00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:12,132 Watch. 499 00:24:12,133 --> 00:24:14,066 Everybody back in the bus, let's go! 500 00:24:14,067 --> 00:24:15,433 Come on, back in the bus! 501 00:24:16,733 --> 00:24:18,667 Gallery's closed for lunch, let's go! 502 00:24:20,133 --> 00:24:22,632 Come on, Mrs. Sturgess, pop art is bad for your eyes. 503 00:24:22,633 --> 00:24:23,633 Let's go. 504 00:24:25,933 --> 00:24:27,466 Right back in, come on, come on. 505 00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:28,833 I'm sorry, they're closing. 506 00:24:30,833 --> 00:24:32,199 Come on. 507 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,399 I'm sorry, I can't do it. 508 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:35,866 They close the gallery for lunch. 509 00:24:35,867 --> 00:24:38,466 They have to eat too, you know. 510 00:24:38,467 --> 00:24:40,166 Hurry up, dear, let's get in. 511 00:24:40,167 --> 00:24:42,699 Let's get in, hurry up, hurry up. 512 00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:43,700 Hurry up. 513 00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:47,066 Get comfortable now. 514 00:24:47,067 --> 00:24:48,067 That's it. 515 00:24:59,567 --> 00:25:02,399 So I had a choice, become mayor of New York or a guide. 516 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,366 So I looked into the requirements of being mayor. 517 00:25:05,367 --> 00:25:08,566 A candidate has to shake about 6,000,000 hands, 518 00:25:08,567 --> 00:25:11,132 kiss thousands of babies, eat about 50 pizzas 519 00:25:11,133 --> 00:25:13,366 and 30 blintzes a day. 520 00:25:13,367 --> 00:25:15,799 By the time you become mayor, the hand is crippled, 521 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,166 you have bad breath, and you carry around Alkaseltzer 522 00:25:18,167 --> 00:25:19,067 with you all day. 523 00:25:19,067 --> 00:25:20,067 So I became a guide. 524 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:23,300 But why a guide? 525 00:25:24,433 --> 00:25:25,832 A guide, you only risk one finger. 526 00:25:25,833 --> 00:25:28,499 You know, on your right folks, is Lady Liberty, 527 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:31,232 a gift of the people of France to the United States. 528 00:25:31,233 --> 00:25:33,132 On your left is the World Trade Center. 529 00:25:33,133 --> 00:25:34,400 Very original. 530 00:25:38,233 --> 00:25:40,067 Please marry me, Christine Sutton. 531 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,200 Please. 532 00:25:44,633 --> 00:25:46,099 For all you know, I may be married. 533 00:25:46,100 --> 00:25:48,166 We'll fly to Mexico and arrange for the judge 534 00:25:48,167 --> 00:25:49,167 to give you a divorce. 535 00:25:49,168 --> 00:25:51,132 Then we'll have him marry us. 536 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:52,133 Are you married? 537 00:25:53,533 --> 00:25:54,866 Don't you think it's about time you get back 538 00:25:54,867 --> 00:25:55,867 to your tea party? 539 00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,066 Let us out of here. 540 00:25:59,067 --> 00:26:02,367 I'm, feel just like fleas. 541 00:26:03,467 --> 00:26:04,832 Hey, calm down. 542 00:26:04,833 --> 00:26:05,700 Hey, hold back. 543 00:26:05,701 --> 00:26:10,467 Go on about your way. 544 00:26:12,300 --> 00:26:13,899 Excuse me, excuse me. 545 00:26:13,900 --> 00:26:15,066 I got this. 546 00:26:15,067 --> 00:26:16,366 This your bus, fella? 547 00:26:16,367 --> 00:26:17,300 Yes, it is. 548 00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:18,200 And these are your tourists? 549 00:26:18,201 --> 00:26:19,432 Yeah. 550 00:26:19,433 --> 00:26:20,367 Well, what do you mean going off 551 00:26:20,367 --> 00:26:21,167 and leaving them like that? 552 00:26:21,167 --> 00:26:21,967 I didn't leave them. 553 00:26:21,968 --> 00:26:23,299 I quarantined them. 554 00:26:23,300 --> 00:26:24,200 You what? 555 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:25,100 Measles. 556 00:26:25,101 --> 00:26:26,132 Who has the measles? 557 00:26:26,133 --> 00:26:27,266 Measles? 558 00:26:27,267 --> 00:26:28,799 There are no measles in this bus. 559 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,299 That flat-faced kid in the back there. 560 00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:32,399 Those are freckles. 561 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,866 Watch out. 562 00:26:33,867 --> 00:26:35,066 Where's the guy with the measles? 563 00:26:35,067 --> 00:26:36,332 There he is. 564 00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:37,599 Hey, would you get the kid with the measles up? 565 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:38,600 There he is. 566 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:40,666 He doesn't look like he's sick to me. 567 00:26:40,667 --> 00:26:41,500 What do you think? 568 00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:42,333 No, there's spots. 569 00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:43,566 You see 'em? 570 00:26:43,567 --> 00:26:44,500 Let's take to the hospital anyway. 571 00:26:44,501 --> 00:26:45,767 We'll give you an escort. 572 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,533 Let's go, come on. 573 00:26:47,534 --> 00:26:49,100 Officer, this man is lying. 574 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:53,166 Listen, lady, we can't take any chances. 575 00:26:53,167 --> 00:26:54,632 Funny city, is it? 576 00:26:54,633 --> 00:26:57,466 It's a very funny city, I don't think that... 577 00:26:57,467 --> 00:26:59,832 Meet me here at three o'clock tomorrow! 578 00:26:59,833 --> 00:27:00,833 I can't. 579 00:27:00,834 --> 00:27:02,866 What's your phone number? 580 00:27:02,867 --> 00:27:03,867 I'm having a party. 581 00:27:03,868 --> 00:27:05,900 Be here at three tomorrow. 582 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:13,199 Jamie, it's been five minutes. 583 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,200 It is your move. 584 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:21,866 What does zug mean? 585 00:27:21,867 --> 00:27:24,799 I know the word exists but I'm not sure of the meaning. 586 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,066 Well, I challenge. 587 00:27:26,067 --> 00:27:27,100 Okay, if you say so. 588 00:27:34,267 --> 00:27:35,267 Hello? 589 00:27:35,267 --> 00:27:36,200 Hi. 590 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:37,133 What happened here? 591 00:27:37,134 --> 00:27:38,366 Everyone's waiting here for you. 592 00:27:38,367 --> 00:27:39,599 What? 593 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:40,800 This is Peter, remember me? 594 00:27:41,833 --> 00:27:43,766 How did you get my number? 595 00:27:43,767 --> 00:27:45,232 I have your address too. 596 00:27:45,233 --> 00:27:47,899 Now listen, Christine, you can't break our date. 597 00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:49,732 I mean, all my friends are waiting in the bus 598 00:27:49,733 --> 00:27:51,132 for the guest of honor. 599 00:27:51,133 --> 00:27:52,632 Look, I can't make it now. 600 00:27:52,633 --> 00:27:53,932 I'll appeal to your vanity. 601 00:27:53,933 --> 00:27:55,332 You're unquestionably going 602 00:27:55,333 --> 00:27:57,199 to be the most beautiful woman there. 603 00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,199 Now your competition isn't much. 604 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,133 We have a Miss America 1930 here, 605 00:28:03,700 --> 00:28:05,432 three chondodystrophic dwarfs, 606 00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:07,232 and the entire basso section 607 00:28:07,233 --> 00:28:09,299 from the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. 608 00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:11,799 The ugliest group of people you've ever seen 609 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,232 in your entire life. 610 00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:15,699 Christine, if you don't come to the party, 611 00:28:15,700 --> 00:28:17,466 I'm going to bring everyone over to your house. 612 00:28:17,467 --> 00:28:18,499 Oh! 613 00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:19,832 Don't do that, alright? 614 00:28:19,833 --> 00:28:22,067 I'll meet you at the gallery in half an hour. 615 00:28:25,633 --> 00:28:26,732 Who was that, Mom? 616 00:28:26,733 --> 00:28:28,166 A client from out of town. 617 00:28:28,167 --> 00:28:31,166 He's only got a few hours and he's interested 618 00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:32,499 in buying a painting. 619 00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:33,433 Oh. 620 00:28:33,433 --> 00:28:34,367 It's a little early, I know, 621 00:28:34,368 --> 00:28:35,608 but I'm gonna call Mary anyway. 622 00:28:54,933 --> 00:28:56,266 Where's the party? 623 00:28:56,267 --> 00:28:57,267 Right here. 624 00:28:59,567 --> 00:29:01,066 Where is everybody? 625 00:29:01,067 --> 00:29:02,932 They'll come in time. 626 00:29:02,933 --> 00:29:03,933 When? 627 00:29:03,933 --> 00:29:04,933 Right now. 628 00:29:08,900 --> 00:29:10,666 You missed. 629 00:29:10,667 --> 00:29:11,866 Hey, you want to go to a party? 630 00:29:11,867 --> 00:29:13,266 No, man. 631 00:29:13,267 --> 00:29:14,200 Great party. 632 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:14,933 Where you going, where? 633 00:29:14,934 --> 00:29:16,432 Everywhere. 634 00:29:16,433 --> 00:29:17,932 Uptown, downtown, wherever the wheels will take us. 635 00:29:17,933 --> 00:29:19,200 The back side of the moon. 636 00:29:20,567 --> 00:29:21,967 Okay, we're coming, we're coming. 637 00:29:32,233 --> 00:29:34,233 Want to go to a party? 638 00:29:36,767 --> 00:29:40,066 ♪ Uptown, downtown, back of the moon ♪ 639 00:29:40,067 --> 00:29:45,067 ♪ High as a cloud and free as a goose ♪ 640 00:29:46,300 --> 00:29:50,166 ♪ Hang loose 641 00:29:50,167 --> 00:29:53,399 ♪ Come on, fancy me a tune 642 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:58,400 ♪ Take off your shoes and pass out the juice ♪ 643 00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:02,966 ♪ We're gonna have a party 644 00:30:02,967 --> 00:30:05,866 ♪ We'll fly like a wild balloon ♪ 645 00:30:05,867 --> 00:30:10,866 ♪ We're gonna have a party 646 00:30:10,867 --> 00:30:15,867 ♪ Won't stop till the fireworks pop ♪ 647 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:21,666 ♪ Don't let it come back too soon ♪ 648 00:30:21,667 --> 00:30:22,932 ♪ Too soon 649 00:30:22,933 --> 00:30:24,766 ♪ Uptown, downtown, back of the moon ♪ 650 00:30:24,767 --> 00:30:26,032 ♪ Too soon 651 00:30:26,033 --> 00:30:30,600 ♪ Uptown, downtown, back of the moon ♪ 652 00:30:31,933 --> 00:30:35,099 ♪ Uptown, downtown, back of the moon ♪ 653 00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:40,100 ♪ Craziest ride but it's gonna be okay ♪ 654 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:45,433 ♪ Let's all wave goodbye till we're out of sight ♪ 655 00:30:46,633 --> 00:30:50,867 ♪ And float away as high as a kite ♪ 656 00:30:52,067 --> 00:30:54,232 The kite, the kite. 657 00:30:54,233 --> 00:30:59,233 You are at heaven's gate and the stars begin to rise 658 00:31:02,067 --> 00:31:05,100 in the bed of flowers that lies. 659 00:31:06,133 --> 00:31:10,300 Oh Manhattan, look at the sky. 660 00:31:11,967 --> 00:31:15,700 We are standing before the... 661 00:31:18,167 --> 00:31:19,067 Skies. 662 00:31:19,068 --> 00:31:20,366 That's right. 663 00:31:20,367 --> 00:31:21,367 Skies. 664 00:31:24,533 --> 00:31:25,900 Water, water, everywhere. 665 00:31:29,767 --> 00:31:31,267 I was thinking of Los Angeles. 666 00:31:33,900 --> 00:31:35,799 Is that where you're from? 667 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,432 Uh huh. 668 00:31:38,433 --> 00:31:40,633 I've lived 23 years of my life near water. 669 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,399 From the little pool at my home 670 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:47,200 to the ocean 10 minutes away from home. 671 00:31:48,267 --> 00:31:49,567 That's what life is about, 672 00:31:50,667 --> 00:31:53,367 an ode to sun, sand, ski, surf. 673 00:31:54,567 --> 00:31:57,266 When I was a kid, I thought the whole world 674 00:31:57,267 --> 00:32:00,532 was one big swimming pool with a little patch of patio 675 00:32:00,533 --> 00:32:01,900 for Cokes and cocktails. 676 00:32:04,933 --> 00:32:06,166 When I was a kid, 677 00:32:06,167 --> 00:32:07,599 I thought the whole world was a warehouse. 678 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,066 Why? 679 00:32:09,067 --> 00:32:11,132 My parents kept everything, absolutely everything. 680 00:32:11,133 --> 00:32:12,567 Old newspapers, shoes, 681 00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:16,899 even a pot of beef stew was saved 682 00:32:16,900 --> 00:32:18,532 until the last potato was eaten. 683 00:32:18,533 --> 00:32:20,099 Sounds like the Depression. 684 00:32:20,100 --> 00:32:22,232 Post-Depression, pre-war. 685 00:32:22,233 --> 00:32:23,332 What a combination. 686 00:32:23,333 --> 00:32:24,566 What did your father do? 687 00:32:24,567 --> 00:32:26,166 My father was in the carpeting business. 688 00:32:26,167 --> 00:32:28,300 That made life a little difficult, you see, 689 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:31,599 no one was really interested in having a carpet 690 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,232 when there wasn't enough clothes to put on your back. 691 00:32:34,233 --> 00:32:35,400 Money meant everything. 692 00:32:36,233 --> 00:32:37,466 What did your father do? 693 00:32:37,467 --> 00:32:38,899 Psychoanalyst. 694 00:32:38,900 --> 00:32:40,932 You know, one of those experts that borrows your watch, 695 00:32:40,933 --> 00:32:43,800 tells you the time, and charges you 50 bucks. 696 00:32:45,933 --> 00:32:48,699 Sounds like a very stimulating environment. 697 00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:49,966 I hated it. 698 00:32:49,967 --> 00:32:51,399 What brought you to New York? 699 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:52,799 I lived with my father for a while 700 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,166 after my mother divorced him. 701 00:32:55,167 --> 00:32:57,066 I was fooling around with one of his clients, 702 00:32:57,067 --> 00:32:59,399 a pretty Oriental starlet. 703 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,166 I would tell her what my father was really like 704 00:33:01,167 --> 00:33:03,133 and she would tell him during the sessions. 705 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,732 So my father and I had it out, he gave me an ultimatum. 706 00:33:07,733 --> 00:33:10,266 Either go to work or join the army. 707 00:33:10,267 --> 00:33:11,832 The Peace Corps was big at the time, 708 00:33:11,833 --> 00:33:14,332 so I joined the Peace Corps. 709 00:33:14,333 --> 00:33:17,266 They sent me to Sierra Leone, and I was maybe... 710 00:33:17,267 --> 00:33:19,266 That's in West Africa. 711 00:33:19,267 --> 00:33:21,366 Right, just below Liberia. 712 00:33:21,367 --> 00:33:23,200 Smaller than a postage stamp, really. 713 00:33:24,100 --> 00:33:26,199 I was supposed to teach English. 714 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,532 Then when I got there, the Peace Corps supervisor said 715 00:33:28,533 --> 00:33:31,467 that I was to teach baseball to the Temne tribe. 716 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,732 It seems that a rival tribe, the Mende, 717 00:33:34,733 --> 00:33:36,267 already had a baseball team. 718 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,499 So I said screw you. 719 00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:40,866 And I got sacked. 720 00:33:40,867 --> 00:33:43,799 And luckily, some Greek businessman I met there 721 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,399 needed an English interpreter. 722 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:46,632 Do you speak Greek? 723 00:33:46,633 --> 00:33:48,332 Well, I'm one quarter Greek. 724 00:33:48,333 --> 00:33:50,799 Anyway, he spoke broken English, I spoke broken Greek, 725 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:52,432 so we survived. 726 00:33:52,433 --> 00:33:55,532 He took me all over Africa and then to Greece. 727 00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:58,966 I love Greece, that's my most favorite country. 728 00:33:58,967 --> 00:34:00,766 Just to be able to roam through the rooms 729 00:34:00,767 --> 00:34:02,067 of the temple of Zeus. 730 00:34:03,700 --> 00:34:05,366 I loved it there too. 731 00:34:05,367 --> 00:34:06,767 I never wanted to come back. 732 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:08,867 Why did you? 733 00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,566 I was caught growing marijuana in my employer's garden 734 00:34:12,567 --> 00:34:14,300 and I was deported. 735 00:34:16,933 --> 00:34:19,700 I'm not as wild as I once was though, once upon a time. 736 00:34:21,067 --> 00:34:24,099 For one thing, I have a steady business here, regular... 737 00:34:24,100 --> 00:34:25,499 Picking up ladies. 738 00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:26,966 Now if that's your regular business, 739 00:34:26,967 --> 00:34:28,300 you're in a lot of trouble. 740 00:34:29,733 --> 00:34:33,866 You're the first lady I really tried to pick up. 741 00:34:33,867 --> 00:34:35,066 Oh. 742 00:34:35,067 --> 00:34:36,099 Really. 743 00:34:36,100 --> 00:34:37,599 Your green eyes captivated me. 744 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,066 They're hazel. 745 00:34:39,067 --> 00:34:40,067 Oh. 746 00:34:40,867 --> 00:34:41,867 Christine? 747 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:44,967 Would you make love to me? 748 00:34:46,967 --> 00:34:50,666 I've never been propositioned that way. 749 00:34:50,667 --> 00:34:53,567 It's the only way I know. 750 00:36:08,067 --> 00:36:11,467 I'm not a great lover, I never have been. 751 00:36:15,267 --> 00:36:17,633 You know, they say that if you love somebody, 752 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,467 really love somebody, then there isn't... 753 00:36:25,167 --> 00:36:26,733 You don't have any problem. 754 00:36:37,133 --> 00:36:38,133 Christine. 755 00:36:39,867 --> 00:36:41,200 Please let me love you. 756 00:36:57,700 --> 00:36:58,700 Mary. 757 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,066 Hi, Jamie, what's up? 758 00:37:01,067 --> 00:37:02,132 Can I talk to you alone? 759 00:37:02,133 --> 00:37:03,399 Sure. 760 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,200 You two go ahead, I'll catch up to you, okay? 761 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,966 Did you finish that report on the Pacific Islands? 762 00:37:10,967 --> 00:37:12,499 No. 763 00:37:12,500 --> 00:37:14,399 How's it coming along? 764 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,332 The teacher says my topic is too broad, 765 00:37:16,333 --> 00:37:18,066 I'll have to narrow it down. 766 00:37:18,067 --> 00:37:19,067 Why? 767 00:37:26,267 --> 00:37:27,632 You wrote this for me? 768 00:37:27,633 --> 00:37:28,633 Yeah. 769 00:37:29,633 --> 00:37:31,699 Gee, thanks. 770 00:37:31,700 --> 00:37:34,466 Now when my mother calls you to sit, make an excuse. 771 00:37:34,467 --> 00:37:36,266 Just say you can't make it. 772 00:37:36,267 --> 00:37:37,100 Why? 773 00:37:37,101 --> 00:37:38,299 I got my reasons. 774 00:37:38,300 --> 00:37:40,932 Yeah, and I'll lose three dollars. 775 00:37:40,933 --> 00:37:42,567 Then you can't have the report. 776 00:37:43,700 --> 00:37:44,740 Okay, you've got a deal. 777 00:37:45,733 --> 00:37:46,567 Can I take it? 778 00:37:46,568 --> 00:37:47,632 Yeah. 779 00:37:47,633 --> 00:37:48,633 Thanks, Jamie. 780 00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:52,099 Sorry I took so long. 781 00:37:52,100 --> 00:37:54,099 Gee, he's groovy. 782 00:37:54,100 --> 00:37:55,067 So cute. 783 00:37:55,068 --> 00:37:57,132 He's neater than Phil. 784 00:37:57,133 --> 00:37:59,499 Hey, cut it out, will you? 785 00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:02,166 I'm his babysitter and that's all. 786 00:38:02,167 --> 00:38:03,100 Really? 787 00:38:03,101 --> 00:38:05,599 Do you know how old he is? 788 00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:06,500 10. 789 00:38:06,501 --> 00:38:07,932 So what? 790 00:38:07,933 --> 00:38:10,066 I once kissed a boy who was eight. 791 00:38:10,067 --> 00:38:13,699 And boy, let me tell you, he was some kisser. 792 00:38:13,700 --> 00:38:14,700 You know what? 793 00:38:15,767 --> 00:38:17,067 Blue's your color, Mom. 794 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,532 Wrap this one, please. 795 00:38:20,533 --> 00:38:21,866 Let's go over to the boys department now 796 00:38:21,867 --> 00:38:23,667 and we'll buy you a new suit, alright? 797 00:38:25,133 --> 00:38:27,799 Mom, in the last two weeks I've gotten two new shirts, 798 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:31,366 a new light meter, and five extra dollars for pocket money. 799 00:38:31,367 --> 00:38:33,732 Now you want to get me a new suit? 800 00:38:33,733 --> 00:38:35,099 You deserve it. 801 00:38:35,100 --> 00:38:36,332 Why? 802 00:38:36,333 --> 00:38:39,532 Because you worked so hard on your film. 803 00:38:39,533 --> 00:38:41,066 Oh, it's not finished yet. 804 00:38:41,067 --> 00:38:44,332 I have the whole thing to edit over the summer vacation. 805 00:38:44,333 --> 00:38:45,732 Well, I feel bad that I haven't seen you 806 00:38:45,733 --> 00:38:47,599 for the past couple weeks. 807 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,800 But you've been so busy with your clients. 808 00:38:53,633 --> 00:38:56,066 Let's buy a wild hat then, alright? 809 00:38:56,067 --> 00:38:57,067 Business is booming. 810 00:38:58,600 --> 00:38:59,600 Alright. 811 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:05,066 You going out tonight? 812 00:39:05,067 --> 00:39:07,299 There's an interior decorator from Los Angeles in town, 813 00:39:07,300 --> 00:39:08,799 she's looking for some paintings. 814 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:09,900 But Mary can't sit. 815 00:39:10,967 --> 00:39:12,166 So? 816 00:39:12,167 --> 00:39:14,466 So I don't know any reliable sitters. 817 00:39:14,467 --> 00:39:17,199 Don't worry, I'll just cancel the appointment. 818 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,132 Don't cancel because of me. 819 00:39:19,133 --> 00:39:20,533 I could stay home by myself. 820 00:39:21,667 --> 00:39:23,233 As a matter of fact, I'd like to. 821 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:26,666 You sure? 822 00:39:26,667 --> 00:39:28,766 Yes, Mom. 823 00:39:28,767 --> 00:39:29,866 Then that's very thoughtful of you, darling. 824 00:39:29,867 --> 00:39:31,832 Maybe I will, just this once. 825 00:39:31,833 --> 00:39:35,067 Oh, come on, move it, car, let's go! 826 00:40:31,867 --> 00:40:32,867 What do we do now? 827 00:40:32,867 --> 00:40:33,700 Wait. 828 00:40:33,701 --> 00:40:35,232 How long? 829 00:40:35,233 --> 00:40:36,366 Till they come out. 830 00:40:36,367 --> 00:40:38,132 What's going on, chico? 831 00:40:38,133 --> 00:40:39,566 You made a deal. 832 00:40:39,567 --> 00:40:41,632 Okay, okay, big shot. 833 00:40:41,633 --> 00:40:44,599 Hey, can I look through your camera? 834 00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:45,867 Okay. 835 00:40:54,667 --> 00:40:56,067 Tell me about your husband. 836 00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,199 That's breaking the rules, isn't it? 837 00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,666 Look, if you don't want to answer me, you don't have to. 838 00:41:02,667 --> 00:41:03,800 What do you want to know? 839 00:41:05,067 --> 00:41:06,267 Well, how did you meet him? 840 00:41:07,933 --> 00:41:09,066 At college. 841 00:41:09,067 --> 00:41:10,332 Do you love him? 842 00:41:10,333 --> 00:41:12,699 I loved him, while he was alive. 843 00:41:12,700 --> 00:41:14,199 He's dead? 844 00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:15,840 He died two years ago in a plane crash. 845 00:41:17,667 --> 00:41:19,300 Then who are you hiding me from? 846 00:41:20,667 --> 00:41:22,299 No one. 847 00:41:22,300 --> 00:41:24,867 Then why do I drop you off at the corner all the time? 848 00:41:27,567 --> 00:41:28,567 Do you live alone? 849 00:41:30,133 --> 00:41:32,600 I live with Jamie, my son. 850 00:41:33,667 --> 00:41:34,667 Can I meet him? 851 00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,100 Let's have your plan, chico. 852 00:41:46,733 --> 00:41:49,567 If you stick up a gas station, you only get about $20. 853 00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:51,732 Right? 854 00:41:51,733 --> 00:41:53,932 But if you had a key to those pumps, 855 00:41:53,933 --> 00:41:56,066 at night when the station closes, 856 00:41:56,067 --> 00:41:58,166 you could take out maybe 20 or 30 gallons 857 00:41:58,167 --> 00:42:00,099 without the owner even knowing. 858 00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:02,132 Could take them weeks to find out. 859 00:42:02,133 --> 00:42:03,833 Great, but how do I get the key? 860 00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:10,332 Make another key in the morning. 861 00:42:10,333 --> 00:42:13,399 Then slip that one on the desk without anyone seeing you, 862 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:14,400 alright? 863 00:42:15,167 --> 00:42:16,399 Hey! 864 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,932 Who was that chick you were following? 865 00:42:17,933 --> 00:42:19,566 My mother. 866 00:42:19,567 --> 00:42:21,333 Dad, what is orgasm? 867 00:42:22,767 --> 00:42:24,866 Didn't you learn about it in your sex education course? 868 00:42:24,867 --> 00:42:26,366 No. 869 00:42:26,367 --> 00:42:30,199 Well, when a man and woman have intercourse, 870 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,566 the orgasm is the peak of sexual excitement. 871 00:42:32,567 --> 00:42:35,566 It's something like a climax, an ending. 872 00:42:35,567 --> 00:42:36,567 Ah. 873 00:42:37,567 --> 00:42:38,700 Where'd you hear the word? 874 00:42:40,067 --> 00:42:41,599 I read it in your article for the magazine. 875 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,300 Oh, oh, that orgasm. 876 00:42:44,467 --> 00:42:45,832 And the phrase was political orgasm, 877 00:42:45,833 --> 00:42:47,867 meaning the peak of political excitement. 878 00:42:48,967 --> 00:42:50,666 Do you understand what you read? 879 00:42:50,667 --> 00:42:52,932 How come your name wasn't at the bottom? 880 00:42:52,933 --> 00:42:54,199 That's the policy. 881 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:55,666 See, when I write a story, 882 00:42:55,667 --> 00:42:57,600 it's rewritten by a special group of writers. 883 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,066 Then it's edited by a different group. 884 00:43:01,067 --> 00:43:02,099 Is that good? 885 00:43:02,100 --> 00:43:03,200 No, I don't like it. 886 00:43:05,067 --> 00:43:06,666 You know, I always wanted to write a novel 887 00:43:06,667 --> 00:43:09,599 but somehow I don't have the guts to give up my job. 888 00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,633 Maybe I've forgotten what I wanted to say. 889 00:43:13,100 --> 00:43:17,467 You know, when you grow up, I don't want you to compromise. 890 00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:22,200 Jamie. 891 00:43:23,167 --> 00:43:24,632 Darling, I didn't know you'd still be up. 892 00:43:24,633 --> 00:43:26,332 I was reading. 893 00:43:26,333 --> 00:43:27,799 You know that lady from Los Angeles? 894 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,366 I have the funniest stories to tell you about her... 895 00:43:29,367 --> 00:43:30,200 Mom, I'm tired. 896 00:43:30,201 --> 00:43:31,367 Can I please be excused? 897 00:43:33,067 --> 00:43:33,900 Okay, honey. 898 00:43:33,901 --> 00:43:35,066 Thank you, good night. 899 00:43:35,067 --> 00:43:37,099 Good night. 900 00:43:37,100 --> 00:43:39,732 Oh, for Christ's sakes, Chris, Jamie is your son, 901 00:43:39,733 --> 00:43:41,099 not your husband. 902 00:43:41,100 --> 00:43:42,899 How long you gonna keep this up? 903 00:43:42,900 --> 00:43:45,366 And what if he finds out that you've been lying? 904 00:43:45,367 --> 00:43:46,866 I feel like I'm split in two. 905 00:43:46,867 --> 00:43:48,699 I know that they're oceans apart. 906 00:43:48,700 --> 00:43:50,066 You love the man? 907 00:43:50,067 --> 00:43:50,867 Yes. 908 00:43:50,868 --> 00:43:52,099 Is he good? 909 00:43:52,100 --> 00:43:53,100 In bed? 910 00:43:53,101 --> 00:43:54,233 He has possibilities. 911 00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:56,566 Has he proposed? 912 00:43:56,567 --> 00:43:57,899 Twice so far today. 913 00:43:57,900 --> 00:43:59,632 You wanna marry him? 914 00:43:59,633 --> 00:44:01,066 I think so. 915 00:44:01,067 --> 00:44:02,067 Oh, well, look. 916 00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:06,732 Why don't you take the afternoon off and go to the park 917 00:44:06,733 --> 00:44:09,099 and feed the pigeons and kind of think things out. 918 00:44:09,100 --> 00:44:11,399 What will we do with our Argentinian painter? 919 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,066 Oh, well, let me take care of him. 920 00:44:13,067 --> 00:44:15,366 Look, life is bigger than art. 921 00:44:15,367 --> 00:44:16,200 Oh really? 922 00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:17,067 Who says so? 923 00:44:17,068 --> 00:44:18,499 My guru. 924 00:44:18,500 --> 00:44:19,433 You're the only broad I know who goes to a psychiatrist 925 00:44:19,434 --> 00:44:20,699 and a guru at the same time. 926 00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:22,700 I know, I need all the help I can get. 927 00:44:26,900 --> 00:44:28,499 - Hello. - Hi. 928 00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:29,333 Hiya. 929 00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:30,432 Hi. 930 00:44:30,433 --> 00:44:31,466 Peter, this is Jamie. 931 00:44:31,467 --> 00:44:32,500 Jamie, this is Peter. 932 00:44:33,633 --> 00:44:34,467 How do you do. 933 00:44:34,468 --> 00:44:37,066 How do you do, Jamie. 934 00:44:37,067 --> 00:44:38,067 Um... 935 00:44:41,233 --> 00:44:42,467 A nice house. 936 00:44:53,700 --> 00:44:57,299 Sorry. 937 00:44:57,300 --> 00:45:00,166 Would everybody like an afternoon drink? 938 00:45:00,167 --> 00:45:01,167 I'll have a Coke. 939 00:45:01,167 --> 00:45:02,167 Me too. 940 00:45:10,667 --> 00:45:13,399 What grade are you in in school, Jamie? 941 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:14,400 Sixth. 942 00:45:17,467 --> 00:45:18,932 Did you skip? 943 00:45:18,933 --> 00:45:19,933 Yes. 944 00:45:22,067 --> 00:45:23,367 Anything, school? 945 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:25,567 Guess it's okay. 946 00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:29,199 I thought that we'd go to the zoo 947 00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:32,133 but I don't know, you're a different sort. 948 00:45:33,367 --> 00:45:35,732 Don't tell me I'm mature for my age. 949 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,199 Okay. 950 00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,366 As long as you don't tell me I'm young for mine. 951 00:45:39,367 --> 00:45:40,367 That's obvious. 952 00:45:44,533 --> 00:45:47,200 Look, I don't blame you for trying to cut me. 953 00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:49,900 I don't have to cut you. 954 00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:13,432 Jamie, I won't forget who gave me my first break, fellow. 955 00:46:13,433 --> 00:46:14,433 Thanks, Peter. 956 00:46:15,700 --> 00:46:17,432 Thank you for a lovely afternoon. 957 00:46:17,433 --> 00:46:18,267 You're welcome. 958 00:46:18,267 --> 00:46:19,233 I'll call you. 959 00:46:19,233 --> 00:46:20,233 Okay. 960 00:46:27,367 --> 00:46:28,367 Did you have fun? 961 00:46:29,733 --> 00:46:31,400 At someone else's expense? 962 00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:35,599 I'm ashamed of you, Jamie. 963 00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:37,900 I've never been so embarrassed in all my life. 964 00:46:39,067 --> 00:46:40,532 Your intelligence isn't worth 10 cents 965 00:46:40,533 --> 00:46:42,067 if you don't know how to respect... 966 00:47:00,700 --> 00:47:03,067 If you don't know how to respect another human being. 967 00:47:04,233 --> 00:47:05,599 Peter was trying to be nice to you 968 00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:06,899 and you were trying to make a fool out of him 969 00:47:06,900 --> 00:47:08,432 with your camera. 970 00:47:08,433 --> 00:47:10,833 Now all you managed to succeed in doing is looking ill-bred. 971 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:17,766 Can I be excused? 972 00:47:17,767 --> 00:47:21,367 You can do anything you want. 973 00:47:25,767 --> 00:47:27,066 John. 974 00:47:27,067 --> 00:47:28,867 Bourgeois values in technology. 975 00:47:29,767 --> 00:47:30,733 Neil... 976 00:47:30,734 --> 00:47:31,832 A piece of shit. 977 00:47:31,833 --> 00:47:33,299 Don't, Douglas! 978 00:47:33,300 --> 00:47:34,233 Oh, for Christ's sakes, don't bring up Beckett to me! 979 00:47:34,234 --> 00:47:35,466 Why the hell not? 980 00:47:35,467 --> 00:47:38,066 Because Beckett never protested about bans... 981 00:47:38,067 --> 00:47:40,366 Just a minute, just a minute, just wait. 982 00:47:40,367 --> 00:47:41,566 Stop shouting. 983 00:47:41,567 --> 00:47:43,700 I'm not shouting, you're shouting! 984 00:47:44,833 --> 00:47:47,600 I'm all done listening to you. 985 00:47:52,900 --> 00:47:53,900 May I come in? 986 00:48:12,267 --> 00:48:13,467 I won't see him anymore. 987 00:48:15,833 --> 00:48:17,366 Then you'll just like him more. 988 00:48:17,367 --> 00:48:19,500 But I love you very, very much. 989 00:48:21,833 --> 00:48:22,833 Do you love him? 990 00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:29,500 Yes. 991 00:48:31,467 --> 00:48:33,099 Then you have to see him. 992 00:48:33,100 --> 00:48:35,200 Oh, but he wants to come and live with us. 993 00:48:37,900 --> 00:48:38,933 Do you want him to? 994 00:48:42,700 --> 00:48:43,700 I don't know, I... 995 00:48:44,867 --> 00:48:45,867 I'm not sure. 996 00:49:00,500 --> 00:49:01,700 Can't you love us both? 997 00:49:03,767 --> 00:49:04,767 Of course I can. 998 00:49:05,833 --> 00:49:07,699 According to God's holy ordinance, 999 00:49:07,700 --> 00:49:11,366 do you, Christine, take this man, Peter, 1000 00:49:11,367 --> 00:49:14,566 for your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold 1001 00:49:14,567 --> 00:49:17,300 from this day forward, for better or for worse, 1002 00:49:18,767 --> 00:49:22,132 in sickness or in health, for richer or for poorer, 1003 00:49:22,133 --> 00:49:23,832 until death do you part? 1004 00:49:23,833 --> 00:49:25,299 I do. 1005 00:49:25,300 --> 00:49:26,700 Place the ring. 1006 00:49:30,267 --> 00:49:31,200 What a catastrophe. 1007 00:49:31,201 --> 00:49:32,633 Have you got the ring? 1008 00:49:35,100 --> 00:49:36,799 This often happen, I'm sorry. 1009 00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,132 Take this copper one, it will do. 1010 00:49:38,133 --> 00:49:39,133 Thank you. 1011 00:49:41,767 --> 00:49:43,533 I now pronounce you man and wife. 1012 00:49:50,433 --> 00:49:52,532 It'll only be two weeks but I'll call you every night 1013 00:49:52,533 --> 00:49:53,533 at dinnertime, okay? 1014 00:49:55,067 --> 00:49:55,833 Bye. 1015 00:49:55,834 --> 00:49:57,066 So long. 1016 00:49:57,067 --> 00:49:58,467 Chris, bye, I love you very much. 1017 00:49:59,867 --> 00:50:02,266 Whatever happened to your wedding ring? 1018 00:50:02,267 --> 00:50:03,499 What? 1019 00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:04,732 The one I gave you at the altar. 1020 00:50:04,733 --> 00:50:07,066 Oh, you're a fine one to ask. 1021 00:50:07,067 --> 00:50:08,532 Don't you remember I sold it to pay 1022 00:50:08,533 --> 00:50:09,933 for typing your doctorate? 1023 00:50:11,033 --> 00:50:13,032 How could I forget that? 1024 00:50:13,033 --> 00:50:14,733 You better not, ever. 1025 00:50:25,567 --> 00:50:28,732 Fade in, the locale's a posh New England restaurant 1026 00:50:28,733 --> 00:50:30,399 overlooking the bay, right? 1027 00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:32,632 But remember, your mother is pretending to be my secretary 1028 00:50:32,633 --> 00:50:34,567 and she makes a reservation for a table 1029 00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:39,932 in the name of His Excellency San Christovo Rafael Jolidas. 1030 00:50:39,933 --> 00:50:41,766 The town is very small and the word spreads quickly, 1031 00:50:41,767 --> 00:50:43,332 everyone hears about it. 1032 00:50:43,333 --> 00:50:44,899 So we go into the restaurant, I give them my pidgin Spanish. 1033 00:50:44,900 --> 00:50:45,900 Excuse me. 1034 00:50:58,900 --> 00:51:01,399 The local banker, he was waiting in the restaurant for us 1035 00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:04,166 and he insisted that we be his guests for dinner. 1036 00:51:04,167 --> 00:51:07,966 And the banker didn't want to insult the foreign dignitary 1037 00:51:07,967 --> 00:51:09,300 so he starts slurping too. 1038 00:51:11,300 --> 00:51:12,466 And the two of us slurping away, 1039 00:51:12,467 --> 00:51:13,867 we sound like Niagara Falls. 1040 00:51:16,467 --> 00:51:18,067 That's very funny. 1041 00:51:22,900 --> 00:51:23,767 Come back again. 1042 00:51:23,767 --> 00:51:24,767 You too, huh? 1043 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:28,066 Goodbye, Mrs. Osmond. 1044 00:51:28,067 --> 00:51:30,299 Remember tomorrow we have a date together, eh? 1045 00:51:30,300 --> 00:51:31,366 Okay. 1046 00:51:31,367 --> 00:51:33,367 Great, good, good night. 1047 00:52:03,267 --> 00:52:04,267 You want to? 1048 00:52:06,533 --> 00:52:07,832 Now? 1049 00:52:07,833 --> 00:52:08,833 Mmhm. 1050 00:52:11,433 --> 00:52:12,433 I don't know. 1051 00:52:16,133 --> 00:52:17,133 Well. 1052 00:52:18,933 --> 00:52:20,132 Maybe in the morning. 1053 00:52:20,133 --> 00:52:21,232 Okay. 1054 00:52:21,233 --> 00:52:22,832 No, I can't. 1055 00:52:22,833 --> 00:52:24,066 Why? 1056 00:52:24,067 --> 00:52:25,566 Got an early appointment. 1057 00:52:25,567 --> 00:52:27,407 Well then some other time, alright, darling? 1058 00:52:32,567 --> 00:52:33,800 How about some Scrabble? 1059 00:52:35,900 --> 00:52:36,900 Alright. 1060 00:52:37,767 --> 00:52:39,466 Where's the set? 1061 00:52:39,467 --> 00:52:41,832 Where is everybody, is this a ghost town? 1062 00:52:41,833 --> 00:52:42,932 Hey! 1063 00:52:42,933 --> 00:52:43,933 We got it made. 1064 00:52:44,900 --> 00:52:45,867 We got it made! 1065 00:52:45,868 --> 00:52:47,332 How? 1066 00:52:47,333 --> 00:52:48,866 City hall bought the idea, buying six tours a week 1067 00:52:48,867 --> 00:52:49,700 for the entire summer. 1068 00:52:49,701 --> 00:52:51,199 Underprivileged kids. 1069 00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:52,532 They're sending me the purchase order next week. 1070 00:52:52,533 --> 00:52:54,199 Congratulations, that's terrific. 1071 00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:55,499 Come on, let's go out. 1072 00:52:55,500 --> 00:52:57,066 Why? 1073 00:52:57,067 --> 00:52:59,366 Why, because I have a whole box of fireworks, that's why. 1074 00:52:59,367 --> 00:53:02,099 With Vesuvius sparklers, incredible things. 1075 00:53:02,100 --> 00:53:03,500 Come on, let's go celebrate. 1076 00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:30,267 Hi, Jamie, what's going on? 1077 00:53:32,900 --> 00:53:35,232 Happy fun father's birthday. 1078 00:53:35,233 --> 00:53:36,233 But today isn't... 1079 00:53:37,667 --> 00:53:38,667 Come on. 1080 00:53:42,300 --> 00:53:44,100 Your father seems like a lot of fun. 1081 00:53:45,133 --> 00:53:47,667 He's a funny man. 1082 00:53:49,567 --> 00:53:51,833 You don't call me to babysit anymore. 1083 00:53:52,700 --> 00:53:54,232 Do you miss me? 1084 00:53:54,233 --> 00:53:55,233 You're different. 1085 00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:58,767 Hey, Jamie, when are you gonna make a movie about me? 1086 00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:00,800 Come on, darling. 1087 00:54:03,100 --> 00:54:05,699 Over thy moons now do I prophecy. 1088 00:54:05,700 --> 00:54:08,666 Which like dumb moths do open their ruby lips 1089 00:54:08,667 --> 00:54:12,132 to beg the voice and utterance of my tongue. 1090 00:54:12,133 --> 00:54:13,133 Excellent. 1091 00:54:15,067 --> 00:54:17,932 I think that you've got an actor in the family. 1092 00:54:17,933 --> 00:54:20,332 You know, when I was his age, I couldn't even read. 1093 00:54:20,333 --> 00:54:22,099 That's because of the school he goes to. 1094 00:54:22,100 --> 00:54:23,499 It's very progressive, you know. 1095 00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:24,832 But how costly is it? 1096 00:54:24,833 --> 00:54:26,432 Two long ones a year. 1097 00:54:26,433 --> 00:54:27,699 Oh, but it was worth it. 1098 00:54:27,700 --> 00:54:29,132 Yeah, I guess so. 1099 00:54:29,133 --> 00:54:31,066 His IQs have all been consistently above average. 1100 00:54:31,067 --> 00:54:32,766 What do you want to be when you grow up, Jamie? 1101 00:54:32,767 --> 00:54:35,066 Jamie is going to be a senator. 1102 00:54:35,067 --> 00:54:36,799 Anything but journalism. 1103 00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:38,266 Or teaching. 1104 00:54:38,267 --> 00:54:40,166 Jamie and I have other plans, right, son? 1105 00:54:40,167 --> 00:54:41,632 Hey, Mom, guess what the next production 1106 00:54:41,633 --> 00:54:43,299 in Shakespeare in the Park is? 1107 00:54:43,300 --> 00:54:44,133 What? 1108 00:54:44,134 --> 00:54:45,599 Julius Caesar. 1109 00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:46,932 We must try to catch it. 1110 00:54:46,933 --> 00:54:48,299 I wonder what time it is. 1111 00:54:48,300 --> 00:54:49,300 I must get Peter up. 1112 00:54:54,667 --> 00:54:55,500 Good morning. 1113 00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:56,500 Hello. 1114 00:54:58,333 --> 00:55:01,066 Come on, it's time for breakfast. 1115 00:55:01,067 --> 00:55:02,199 I want you for breakfast. 1116 00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:03,200 Peter, come on. 1117 00:55:05,233 --> 00:55:06,133 Come on, later. 1118 00:55:06,134 --> 00:55:08,233 Darling, come on. 1119 00:55:21,867 --> 00:55:23,900 Okay, everybody, it's time to wrap it up. 1120 00:55:26,100 --> 00:55:27,332 Is that Douglas? 1121 00:55:27,333 --> 00:55:28,333 Mmhm. 1122 00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:38,867 Good skier. 1123 00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:50,466 Funny, I always imagined him to be taller. 1124 00:55:50,467 --> 00:55:53,199 He had more of his cuticles than you have in your head. 1125 00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:54,632 Jamie, stand up! 1126 00:55:54,633 --> 00:55:56,766 And turn off that machine. 1127 00:55:56,767 --> 00:55:58,532 Now you just go into your room and you can stay there 1128 00:55:58,533 --> 00:56:00,067 until I tell you to come out. 1129 00:56:02,467 --> 00:56:03,832 I'm sorry, Peter. 1130 00:56:03,833 --> 00:56:05,233 Oh, that's okay. 1131 00:57:41,700 --> 00:57:42,700 Darling. 1132 00:57:44,167 --> 00:57:45,233 Jamie, Jamie. 1133 00:57:46,667 --> 00:57:49,799 It's alright, darling, it's just a bad dream, I'm here now. 1134 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:51,766 It's alright, darling. 1135 00:57:51,767 --> 00:57:53,932 Jamie, Jamie, Jamie. 1136 00:57:53,933 --> 00:57:55,200 Please, just... 1137 00:57:58,333 --> 00:58:00,233 It's alright, darling. 1138 00:58:01,667 --> 00:58:02,767 Jamie, Jamie. 1139 00:58:04,433 --> 00:58:05,500 Jamie, Jamie. 1140 00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:11,600 Oh. 1141 00:58:14,567 --> 00:58:17,232 Come on then, you want to play? 1142 00:58:17,233 --> 00:58:21,132 Let's play catch. 1143 00:58:21,133 --> 00:58:23,266 Huh? 1144 00:58:23,267 --> 00:58:24,867 I have a fastball that's superb. 1145 00:58:27,333 --> 00:58:28,566 Had conditions been right, 1146 00:58:28,567 --> 00:58:30,499 I'd be in the major leagues right now. 1147 00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:32,332 Come on, Jamie, let's see. 1148 00:58:32,333 --> 00:58:34,066 Wanna box? 1149 00:58:34,067 --> 00:58:35,233 Wanna spar a few rounds? 1150 00:58:36,767 --> 00:58:39,066 I'll tell you what, I'll make a deal with you. 1151 00:58:39,067 --> 00:58:40,633 You teach me how to play Scrabble 1152 00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:42,699 and I'll teach you how to box. 1153 00:58:42,700 --> 00:58:44,199 Okay? 1154 00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:45,800 Mommy, can I go on the swings? 1155 00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:50,732 Well, all of the symptoms are of regression. 1156 00:58:50,733 --> 00:58:51,966 The stammering sometime. 1157 00:58:51,967 --> 00:58:53,632 He hasn't touched his editing for three days. 1158 00:58:53,633 --> 00:58:54,932 Do you know what he did this morning? 1159 00:58:54,933 --> 00:58:57,666 He went back to playing with his old toys. 1160 00:58:57,667 --> 00:59:00,267 I think he's trying to reach out to you. 1161 00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:03,132 Well, he doesn't have to try. 1162 00:59:03,133 --> 00:59:04,133 I'm here. 1163 00:59:07,767 --> 00:59:10,332 Do you think it's going to affect his IQ? 1164 00:59:10,333 --> 00:59:11,899 Now come on, I really don't think 1165 00:59:11,900 --> 00:59:14,099 that we should be worrying at this stage about IQs. 1166 00:59:14,100 --> 00:59:17,566 It's all my fault, I never should have hollered at him. 1167 00:59:17,567 --> 00:59:19,067 Mom, where's my blue shirt? 1168 00:59:20,167 --> 00:59:21,533 It's in your top drawer, Jamie. 1169 00:59:24,333 --> 00:59:25,633 I can't find it. 1170 00:59:29,567 --> 00:59:31,667 It must be in the laundry then, darling. 1171 00:59:34,433 --> 00:59:36,432 How about wearing the orange one? 1172 00:59:36,433 --> 00:59:37,633 I don't like that one. 1173 00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:39,600 What's wrong with it? 1174 00:59:39,601 --> 00:59:41,499 I don't like it. 1175 00:59:41,500 --> 00:59:42,500 Alright. 1176 00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:44,333 How about... 1177 00:59:44,334 --> 00:59:45,599 How about this one? 1178 00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:46,533 We just bought it a couple weeks ago 1179 00:59:46,534 --> 00:59:47,666 and you only wore it once. 1180 00:59:47,667 --> 00:59:48,567 Okay. 1181 00:59:48,567 --> 00:59:49,567 Okay. 1182 00:59:50,333 --> 00:59:52,633 Here you go. 1183 00:59:54,133 --> 00:59:54,967 Hey, look, I gotta... 1184 00:59:54,968 --> 00:59:56,266 Oh, I'm sorry, Peter. 1185 00:59:56,267 --> 00:59:57,632 I'll be in the kitchen in a minute. 1186 00:59:57,633 --> 00:59:58,766 No, don't bother, I had coffee. 1187 00:59:58,767 --> 01:00:00,066 I've got to go now. 1188 01:00:00,067 --> 01:00:01,799 My next tour begins in 15 minutes. 1189 01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:03,366 Bye! 1190 01:00:03,367 --> 01:00:04,499 Hey, Fellini! 1191 01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:05,799 You better start cutting your film today. 1192 01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:07,700 All my tourists have been asking for you. 1193 01:00:14,900 --> 01:00:15,900 Come in. 1194 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:20,999 What's the matter, darling? 1195 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,032 Mommy, I'm frightened. 1196 01:00:22,033 --> 01:00:23,233 Can I sleep in your bed? 1197 01:00:26,033 --> 01:00:28,666 Jamie, you're old enough to sleep in your own bed. 1198 01:00:28,667 --> 01:00:30,567 I know, but just for a little while. 1199 01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:10,200 Come on, get the ball! 1200 01:01:28,367 --> 01:01:29,300 Now go home and tell your mommy 1201 01:01:29,301 --> 01:01:30,567 that you're still a virgin. 1202 01:01:33,233 --> 01:01:35,499 It's going through the deep chasms 1203 01:01:35,500 --> 01:01:37,567 of the Grand Canyon now. 1204 01:01:39,267 --> 01:01:40,500 Is anyone else with us? 1205 01:01:41,767 --> 01:01:43,066 Just you and I. 1206 01:01:43,067 --> 01:01:44,699 Okay, let's go to Mount Rushmore. 1207 01:01:44,700 --> 01:01:46,067 Alright, Mount Rushmore. 1208 01:01:57,267 --> 01:01:58,267 Packed? 1209 01:02:00,933 --> 01:02:03,499 We're not gonna go. 1210 01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:05,100 I already made hotel reservations. 1211 01:02:06,267 --> 01:02:08,300 Well, I guess you better cancel 'em. 1212 01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:21,432 What happened? 1213 01:02:21,433 --> 01:02:22,932 Jamie, would you be a sweetheart, honey, 1214 01:02:22,933 --> 01:02:25,432 and go get me a bottle of shampoo from the drug store? 1215 01:02:25,433 --> 01:02:27,899 Just tell them to charge it to our account, okay? 1216 01:02:27,900 --> 01:02:28,900 Okay. 1217 01:02:38,267 --> 01:02:39,267 Look. 1218 01:02:40,700 --> 01:02:41,932 Jamie is very shook up. 1219 01:02:41,933 --> 01:02:43,432 He was beaten up by some kids today 1220 01:02:43,433 --> 01:02:44,832 and I really can't go away for the weekend, 1221 01:02:44,833 --> 01:02:46,066 not after this has happened. 1222 01:02:46,067 --> 01:02:47,466 I've already called Madge and I've told her 1223 01:02:47,467 --> 01:02:49,199 that we're not gonna bring him over. 1224 01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:50,133 Well, why don't we all go? 1225 01:02:50,134 --> 01:02:51,232 We'll get a room for Jamie. 1226 01:02:51,233 --> 01:02:52,766 Well, I can't really do that. 1227 01:02:52,767 --> 01:02:54,399 You see, I promised him he could go to the museum 1228 01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:56,899 and he's got his heart set on that Shakespeare festival 1229 01:02:56,900 --> 01:02:58,199 in the park tomorrow night. 1230 01:02:58,200 --> 01:02:59,532 Well, what about my vacation? 1231 01:02:59,533 --> 01:03:00,566 I've been looking forward to it. 1232 01:03:00,567 --> 01:03:01,632 What about me? 1233 01:03:01,633 --> 01:03:02,600 What about you? 1234 01:03:02,601 --> 01:03:04,199 My needs. 1235 01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:05,732 Well, they're taken care of, aren't they? 1236 01:03:05,733 --> 01:03:06,667 How? 1237 01:03:06,668 --> 01:03:07,899 Well, I love you, now don't I? 1238 01:03:07,900 --> 01:03:09,432 When was the last time we made love? 1239 01:03:09,433 --> 01:03:11,466 I didn't know the license specified dates. 1240 01:03:11,467 --> 01:03:13,932 Well, it does specify that I exist. 1241 01:03:13,933 --> 01:03:14,933 Oh. 1242 01:03:15,967 --> 01:03:18,266 Peter, I acknowledge your existence. 1243 01:03:18,267 --> 01:03:19,699 Yeah, how do you show it? 1244 01:03:19,700 --> 01:03:22,099 By reading Human Sexual Inadequacy in the living room 1245 01:03:22,100 --> 01:03:23,767 while I'm waiting for you in bed? 1246 01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:26,767 Maybe you should read it. 1247 01:03:31,133 --> 01:03:32,133 Look! 1248 01:03:33,433 --> 01:03:34,533 I don't want to argue. 1249 01:03:36,567 --> 01:03:37,766 I'm tired. 1250 01:03:37,767 --> 01:03:39,066 I just want to have some fun. 1251 01:03:39,067 --> 01:03:40,799 Why can't we all go away for the weekend? 1252 01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:42,499 It's too nerve-wracking at this point. 1253 01:03:42,500 --> 01:03:43,899 Jamie needs me here at home. 1254 01:03:43,900 --> 01:03:46,899 Oh, come on, Christine, stop dramatizing. 1255 01:03:46,900 --> 01:03:49,132 I'm not dramatizing, it's a fact. 1256 01:03:49,133 --> 01:03:51,766 You don't have to wave your flag of motherhood at me. 1257 01:03:51,767 --> 01:03:53,266 I know you've done your best with Jamie, 1258 01:03:53,267 --> 01:03:55,066 but leave him alone sometimes. 1259 01:03:55,067 --> 01:03:55,900 He'll be better off. 1260 01:03:55,901 --> 01:03:57,199 Let him be! 1261 01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:58,266 Don't you realize Jamie has a problem? 1262 01:03:58,267 --> 01:03:59,233 He's hung up on me. 1263 01:03:59,233 --> 01:04:00,233 Oh yeah? 1264 01:04:00,234 --> 01:04:01,332 Maybe you're hung up on him! 1265 01:04:01,333 --> 01:04:03,166 What does that mean? 1266 01:04:03,167 --> 01:04:05,199 For two months, when we first started going out, 1267 01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:06,732 you hid the fact that you had a son. 1268 01:04:06,733 --> 01:04:08,099 Why? 1269 01:04:08,100 --> 01:04:09,699 What does that got to do with anything? 1270 01:04:09,700 --> 01:04:11,432 Could it be that you felt guilty about us, 1271 01:04:11,433 --> 01:04:13,132 as if you were betraying your own child? 1272 01:04:13,133 --> 01:04:16,166 What the hell do you know about bringing up a child? 1273 01:04:16,167 --> 01:04:17,599 I was a kid once too, remember? 1274 01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:18,932 And a screwed up one at that, 1275 01:04:18,933 --> 01:04:21,599 thanks to my goddamn intellectual parents. 1276 01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:24,066 Well, nothing much seems to have changed. 1277 01:04:24,067 --> 01:04:26,166 I'm gonna stay that way, honey, because I can't help it 1278 01:04:26,167 --> 01:04:27,766 and you like it. 1279 01:04:27,767 --> 01:04:29,599 The way to your heart is through your nipples, 1280 01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:31,466 so if you want, I'll start having nightmares 1281 01:04:31,467 --> 01:04:33,666 so I can cuddle up at night with you, huh? 1282 01:04:33,667 --> 01:04:35,166 And I'll start pulling the bits. 1283 01:04:35,167 --> 01:04:36,966 "Mommy, I'm frightened, can I sleep in your bed?" 1284 01:04:36,967 --> 01:04:37,967 Please shut up! 1285 01:04:37,968 --> 01:04:39,299 It's the truth and you know it! 1286 01:04:39,300 --> 01:04:40,867 Get out, leave me alone. 1287 01:05:01,967 --> 01:05:03,167 I'm leaving you alone. 1288 01:05:04,100 --> 01:05:05,100 For good. 1289 01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:18,433 I'm sorry. 1290 01:05:18,434 --> 01:05:19,567 Please don't touch me. 1291 01:05:33,067 --> 01:05:35,099 How long has he been gone? 1292 01:05:35,100 --> 01:05:36,100 Two weeks. 1293 01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:38,099 Chris. 1294 01:05:38,100 --> 01:05:41,799 You miss him? 1295 01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:42,800 Yeah. 1296 01:05:43,667 --> 01:05:45,232 Do you know where he is? 1297 01:05:45,233 --> 01:05:47,499 He sleeps in the cemetery and he gets drunk every night 1298 01:05:47,500 --> 01:05:50,766 and he calls me and he tells me he wants to come home. 1299 01:05:50,767 --> 01:05:52,599 Why don't you let him? 1300 01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:53,600 Because he's... 1301 01:05:56,233 --> 01:05:57,266 Immature. 1302 01:05:57,267 --> 01:05:59,299 And I know it wouldn't work. 1303 01:05:59,300 --> 01:06:00,566 Well then, what are you gonna do? 1304 01:06:00,567 --> 01:06:02,066 I don't know what I'm going to do. 1305 01:06:02,067 --> 01:06:04,187 I'm gonna get a separation, maybe I'll get a divorce. 1306 01:06:05,167 --> 01:06:06,732 What about counseling? 1307 01:06:06,733 --> 01:06:07,567 He doesn't believe in that. 1308 01:06:07,568 --> 01:06:09,466 I've put this too high. 1309 01:06:09,467 --> 01:06:11,600 Chris, are you busy tonight? 1310 01:06:12,533 --> 01:06:13,832 No, why? 1311 01:06:13,833 --> 01:06:15,666 Well, I just thought if you weren't busy, 1312 01:06:15,667 --> 01:06:18,066 maybe you could come with me to my yoga class. 1313 01:06:18,067 --> 01:06:19,699 See, tonight we're gonna meditate. 1314 01:06:19,700 --> 01:06:22,299 You're able to really think things out. 1315 01:06:22,300 --> 01:06:24,900 Honestly, I practically saved our marriage that way. 1316 01:06:26,067 --> 01:06:27,400 I'll think about it, okay? 1317 01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:35,666 The United Nations provided the four structures. 1318 01:06:35,667 --> 01:06:38,499 General assembly, secretarian, library, 1319 01:06:38,500 --> 01:06:39,832 and conference buildings. 1320 01:06:39,833 --> 01:06:41,366 I don't know why they call it... 1321 01:06:41,367 --> 01:06:42,532 Hello? 1322 01:06:42,533 --> 01:06:43,533 Hello, testing? 1323 01:06:44,333 --> 01:06:45,333 Testing, one... 1324 01:06:50,367 --> 01:06:53,133 Alright, you little bastards, I've had about enough of you! 1325 01:06:55,233 --> 01:06:56,799 Now if you want to fight, I'll fight you all at once 1326 01:06:56,800 --> 01:06:58,232 or one at a time. 1327 01:06:58,233 --> 01:07:01,332 You, the big fat grin on your big fat face, come here. 1328 01:07:01,333 --> 01:07:03,300 It makes me so appealing 1329 01:07:04,733 --> 01:07:06,800 when I dance in my basket, 1330 01:07:08,567 --> 01:07:10,667 I show a lot of feeling. 1331 01:07:14,300 --> 01:07:17,066 Oh, it's gorgeous to be graceful. 1332 01:07:17,067 --> 01:07:18,100 Oh, kiss your chin... 1333 01:07:20,233 --> 01:07:23,399 Listen, Jamie, I can't stand these movies anymore. 1334 01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:24,633 I think I'm copping out. 1335 01:07:25,567 --> 01:07:26,567 Okay. 1336 01:07:27,700 --> 01:07:30,232 You can watch them though if you want to. 1337 01:07:30,233 --> 01:07:31,966 No, that's okay, I'm tired too. 1338 01:07:31,967 --> 01:07:32,800 Good night. 1339 01:07:32,801 --> 01:07:33,900 Good night. 1340 01:07:36,433 --> 01:07:38,366 You okay? 1341 01:07:38,367 --> 01:07:39,666 Yeah. 1342 01:07:39,667 --> 01:07:41,433 You brush your teeth? 1343 01:07:59,733 --> 01:08:00,733 How did you get in? 1344 01:08:02,500 --> 01:08:03,500 Fire escape. 1345 01:08:11,433 --> 01:08:12,433 What do you want? 1346 01:08:14,500 --> 01:08:15,500 My wife. 1347 01:08:18,300 --> 01:08:19,300 Get out, Peter. 1348 01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:22,799 Peter. 1349 01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:23,800 Peter. 1350 01:08:25,533 --> 01:08:26,533 Peter! 1351 01:08:31,700 --> 01:08:33,332 You okay? 1352 01:08:33,333 --> 01:08:36,132 Yes, darling, it's alright, darling. 1353 01:08:36,133 --> 01:08:37,266 Peter just came in. 1354 01:08:37,267 --> 01:08:38,399 You can go back to bed. 1355 01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:40,332 Fine, just terrific! 1356 01:08:40,333 --> 01:08:42,233 You just go back to bed, darling. 1357 01:09:08,167 --> 01:09:09,167 Peter! 1358 01:09:10,633 --> 01:09:11,633 No. 1359 01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:14,533 Just stay from me, just stay away, Peter. 1360 01:09:15,867 --> 01:09:16,867 Oh! 1361 01:10:05,033 --> 01:10:06,033 Oh, Peter. 1362 01:10:14,567 --> 01:10:15,567 Oh. 1363 01:10:21,533 --> 01:10:23,466 You know, Peter came back and is gonna stay with us. 1364 01:10:23,467 --> 01:10:24,300 Yeah? 1365 01:10:24,300 --> 01:10:25,300 That's all. 1366 01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:29,799 Well, what do you think about that idea? 1367 01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:30,866 What idea? 1368 01:10:30,867 --> 01:10:31,867 His coming back. 1369 01:10:33,300 --> 01:10:34,333 My mother likes it. 1370 01:10:36,100 --> 01:10:37,100 What about you? 1371 01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:40,333 Well, she fusses over him like a... 1372 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:44,699 Well, come on. 1373 01:10:44,700 --> 01:10:46,366 Oh, I guess he's okay. 1374 01:10:46,367 --> 01:10:47,600 He's a pretty clever man. 1375 01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:50,500 He really knows how to handle things. 1376 01:10:51,733 --> 01:10:52,733 Yeah, like what? 1377 01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:55,667 I don't know, like things. 1378 01:10:59,567 --> 01:11:01,567 I wish you'd let me in on your secret. 1379 01:11:02,900 --> 01:11:04,332 I was just thinking 1380 01:11:04,333 --> 01:11:06,173 that I could do some pretty clever things too. 1381 01:11:07,067 --> 01:11:08,399 All that caressing and everything. 1382 01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:10,200 I mean, can't you just do it? 1383 01:11:11,067 --> 01:11:12,333 You have to be excited. 1384 01:11:13,267 --> 01:11:14,433 But I am excited now. 1385 01:11:17,233 --> 01:11:19,466 I mean physically excited. 1386 01:11:19,467 --> 01:11:20,867 Your body has to be excited. 1387 01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:22,800 Why? 1388 01:11:24,533 --> 01:11:26,533 Because you can't do it unless you are. 1389 01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:28,700 Things won't work right. 1390 01:11:30,133 --> 01:11:32,133 Well, how can you tell if you're excited enough? 1391 01:11:34,567 --> 01:11:36,499 I can tell. 1392 01:11:36,500 --> 01:11:37,500 How? 1393 01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:45,800 See, it's hard. 1394 01:11:46,967 --> 01:11:49,066 Of course, silly, I'm wearing a bra. 1395 01:11:49,067 --> 01:11:50,467 It's hard underneath also. 1396 01:11:51,667 --> 01:11:52,667 How do you know? 1397 01:11:54,233 --> 01:11:55,532 I can tell. 1398 01:11:55,533 --> 01:11:57,267 Take off your bra and I'll show you. 1399 01:12:19,533 --> 01:12:21,332 Wow. 1400 01:12:21,333 --> 01:12:22,699 It is hard. 1401 01:12:22,700 --> 01:12:23,700 Really. 1402 01:12:24,933 --> 01:12:25,933 Touch it. 1403 01:12:33,067 --> 01:12:34,067 That's weird. 1404 01:12:34,967 --> 01:12:36,699 Good weird or bad weird? 1405 01:12:36,700 --> 01:12:37,700 Good weird. 1406 01:12:39,067 --> 01:12:40,832 You can kiss it if you like. 1407 01:12:40,833 --> 01:12:42,832 Where'd you learn about that stuff? 1408 01:12:42,833 --> 01:12:44,400 I read books too, you know. 1409 01:12:49,900 --> 01:12:50,900 That is weird. 1410 01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:55,399 What else do you do to make someone excited? 1411 01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:57,767 You have to take off the rest of your clothes first. 1412 01:12:58,800 --> 01:12:59,800 Okay. 1413 01:13:24,167 --> 01:13:26,567 Now you take yours off, otherwise it's not fair. 1414 01:14:24,667 --> 01:14:25,667 That's nice. 1415 01:14:30,633 --> 01:14:31,633 Do it again. 1416 01:14:34,200 --> 01:14:36,367 Jamie, do you think we could do it? 1417 01:14:37,533 --> 01:14:39,699 I wouldn't do it with any of my boyfriends 1418 01:14:39,700 --> 01:14:41,066 but it would be alright with you. 1419 01:14:41,067 --> 01:14:43,599 I mean, you know all about it and everything. 1420 01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:44,600 And I like you. 1421 01:14:48,467 --> 01:14:51,132 You said yourself it's okay if people have 1422 01:14:51,133 --> 01:14:53,699 a sincere affection for each other. 1423 01:14:53,700 --> 01:14:55,867 And I do like you, really. 1424 01:14:57,233 --> 01:15:00,367 Besides, it's safe with you, isn't it? 1425 01:15:04,900 --> 01:15:06,533 You sure you want to do it, Mary? 1426 01:15:07,467 --> 01:15:08,766 I guess. 1427 01:15:08,767 --> 01:15:09,767 Yes, I do. 1428 01:15:11,133 --> 01:15:12,766 Alright. 1429 01:15:12,767 --> 01:15:13,767 Well? 1430 01:15:18,667 --> 01:15:20,399 There's supposed to be a bed. 1431 01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:21,800 Well, isn't the couch okay? 1432 01:15:23,967 --> 01:15:24,967 I suppose. 1433 01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:27,233 Do you want me to lie down? 1434 01:15:30,300 --> 01:15:31,499 I don't know. 1435 01:15:31,500 --> 01:15:33,299 It's okay, Jamie. 1436 01:15:33,300 --> 01:15:35,067 We'll figure it out for ourselves. 1437 01:15:36,500 --> 01:15:38,067 Maybe if we both sit down. 1438 01:15:41,400 --> 01:15:43,066 It won't work that way. 1439 01:15:43,067 --> 01:15:44,067 I'm sure of it. 1440 01:15:47,067 --> 01:15:48,067 I've got an idea. 1441 01:15:57,567 --> 01:15:58,567 Oh. 1442 01:15:58,567 --> 01:15:59,500 Did it hurt? 1443 01:15:59,501 --> 01:16:00,633 No, no. 1444 01:16:06,567 --> 01:16:07,567 It feels weird. 1445 01:16:08,667 --> 01:16:09,667 And nice. 1446 01:16:11,267 --> 01:16:13,099 Mary, maybe we better stop. 1447 01:16:13,100 --> 01:16:14,699 I don't know what to do. 1448 01:16:14,700 --> 01:16:15,733 Just a little more. 1449 01:16:20,633 --> 01:16:22,466 Mary, please, let's stop. 1450 01:16:22,467 --> 01:16:24,266 I tell you what, I'll take a movie of you, 1451 01:16:24,267 --> 01:16:25,766 then we'll do it, okay? 1452 01:16:25,767 --> 01:16:27,167 Just a little more, Jamie. 1453 01:16:37,833 --> 01:16:42,399 I can't do it, I can't! 1454 01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:43,400 I don't... 1455 01:16:53,500 --> 01:16:54,500 Jamie? 1456 01:16:57,400 --> 01:16:58,400 Jamie. 1457 01:17:00,067 --> 01:17:01,067 Hey, it's alright. 1458 01:17:02,300 --> 01:17:03,433 You were doing fine. 1459 01:17:04,433 --> 01:17:05,433 Honest. 1460 01:17:08,700 --> 01:17:10,467 Look, you want to take some movies? 1461 01:17:14,767 --> 01:17:17,200 Jamie, just want to tell you, 1462 01:17:19,067 --> 01:17:20,733 I never felt that nice with anyone. 1463 01:17:22,433 --> 01:17:23,833 I wasn't scared or anything. 1464 01:17:25,933 --> 01:17:26,933 It was really nice. 1465 01:17:28,333 --> 01:17:29,800 I mean, really, Jamie. 1466 01:17:32,567 --> 01:17:33,899 Go away. 1467 01:17:33,900 --> 01:17:35,533 Mary, please go away. 1468 01:17:44,333 --> 01:17:45,333 Oh god. 1469 01:18:55,400 --> 01:18:58,066 Well, he was on the platform at some sort of weird angle 1470 01:18:58,067 --> 01:19:00,166 and the camera fell on the track. 1471 01:19:00,167 --> 01:19:02,732 And suddenly the train comes zooming out of the dark 1472 01:19:02,733 --> 01:19:05,399 and he must have gotten panicky and... 1473 01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:09,066 Look, I trust it doesn't have to go further than this. 1474 01:19:09,067 --> 01:19:11,166 Mr. Simon, why didn't he tell me all this 1475 01:19:11,167 --> 01:19:12,133 in the first place? 1476 01:19:12,134 --> 01:19:13,532 Okay, let's have it. 1477 01:19:13,533 --> 01:19:14,732 What? 1478 01:19:14,733 --> 01:19:16,232 What were you doing on the tracks? 1479 01:19:16,233 --> 01:19:17,100 I lost my way. 1480 01:19:17,101 --> 01:19:18,332 On the tracks? 1481 01:19:18,333 --> 01:19:19,167 Yeah. 1482 01:19:19,168 --> 01:19:20,699 Oh, come on, Jamie. 1483 01:19:20,700 --> 01:19:22,132 I know you, you're so goddamn smart you'd find your way out 1484 01:19:22,133 --> 01:19:23,299 of the black hole of Calcutta. 1485 01:19:23,300 --> 01:19:24,300 Now start talking. 1486 01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:28,499 I know what you were doing there. 1487 01:19:28,500 --> 01:19:29,732 What? 1488 01:19:29,733 --> 01:19:31,066 You were trying to scare your mother, 1489 01:19:31,067 --> 01:19:32,666 that's what you were doing on the tracks. 1490 01:19:32,667 --> 01:19:35,466 Oh, you'd be spotted and pulled in by the police. 1491 01:19:35,467 --> 01:19:37,300 But I came to get you, not her. 1492 01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:40,633 You are indeed a devoted son. 1493 01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:45,700 Please don't tell my mother. 1494 01:19:48,700 --> 01:19:49,700 Why not? 1495 01:19:51,867 --> 01:19:53,499 I'll make it up. 1496 01:19:53,500 --> 01:19:54,500 I'll pay you back. 1497 01:20:15,300 --> 01:20:17,099 ♪ Your funny face 1498 01:20:17,100 --> 01:20:19,099 ♪ Your funny clothes 1499 01:20:19,100 --> 01:20:21,266 ♪ Your funny hair 1500 01:20:21,267 --> 01:20:23,232 ♪ Your funny toes 1501 01:20:23,233 --> 01:20:25,166 ♪ Your funny eyes 1502 01:20:25,167 --> 01:20:27,232 ♪ Your funny nose 1503 01:20:27,233 --> 01:20:31,366 ♪ Do I have to be like you? 1504 01:20:31,367 --> 01:20:33,399 ♪ Do I have to look like? 1505 01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:35,432 ♪ Do I have to talk like? 1506 01:20:35,433 --> 01:20:40,166 ♪ Do I have to be like? 1507 01:20:40,167 --> 01:20:45,167 ♪ Be like you 1508 01:20:47,567 --> 01:20:49,566 ♪ Your funny face 1509 01:20:49,567 --> 01:20:51,566 ♪ Your funny clothes 1510 01:20:51,567 --> 01:20:54,132 ♪ Your funny hair 1511 01:20:54,133 --> 01:20:55,999 ♪ Your funny toes 1512 01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:57,866 ♪ Your funny eyes 1513 01:20:57,867 --> 01:21:00,632 ♪ Your funny nose 1514 01:21:00,633 --> 01:21:02,866 ♪ Do I have to look like? 1515 01:21:02,867 --> 01:21:04,499 ♪ Do I have to talk like? 1516 01:21:04,500 --> 01:21:09,500 ♪ Will I ever be like you? 1517 01:21:12,100 --> 01:21:15,232 ♪ Do I have to look like? 1518 01:21:15,233 --> 01:21:18,733 ♪ Do I have to talk like? 1519 01:21:21,367 --> 01:21:25,232 I can't stand to watch it. 1520 01:21:25,233 --> 01:21:26,233 It's funny. 1521 01:21:27,467 --> 01:21:28,600 Like hell it's funny. 1522 01:21:32,400 --> 01:21:34,599 How did you find the film? 1523 01:21:34,600 --> 01:21:35,766 Mother's intuition. 1524 01:21:35,767 --> 01:21:37,299 I went into his room last night 1525 01:21:37,300 --> 01:21:39,899 and he became very secretive about his editing, 1526 01:21:39,900 --> 01:21:41,567 so I knew he was up to something. 1527 01:21:43,367 --> 01:21:46,300 We got a little Jimmy Bond living in the apartment. 1528 01:21:47,767 --> 01:21:49,966 He must have followed us by cab, the little son of a gun. 1529 01:21:49,967 --> 01:21:53,432 Spying on us and then he's filming it to boot. 1530 01:21:53,433 --> 01:21:55,132 It's all part of the new morality. 1531 01:21:55,133 --> 01:21:57,633 Well, whatever is new about it, it sure is ugly. 1532 01:22:00,467 --> 01:22:01,467 My own son. 1533 01:22:03,400 --> 01:22:04,866 He's trying to make a liar out of me. 1534 01:22:04,867 --> 01:22:07,400 Oh, he's been fed a lot of lies too, you know. 1535 01:22:13,633 --> 01:22:16,432 You wanted to go away on a long vacation. 1536 01:22:16,433 --> 01:22:17,799 Yeah. 1537 01:22:17,800 --> 01:22:18,800 Let's make plans. 1538 01:22:22,300 --> 01:22:23,532 What about Jamie? 1539 01:22:23,533 --> 01:22:25,133 Jamie's going to camp this year. 1540 01:22:27,133 --> 01:22:28,499 Don't you think you should discuss this 1541 01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:29,433 with his doctor? 1542 01:22:29,434 --> 01:22:31,599 I'm his mother, aren't I? 1543 01:22:31,600 --> 01:22:33,832 Look, you two are very close. 1544 01:22:33,833 --> 01:22:35,799 Don't be rash, Christine. 1545 01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:36,633 Think things over before... 1546 01:22:36,634 --> 01:22:38,132 Think things over? 1547 01:22:38,133 --> 01:22:39,899 What the hell do you think I've been doing all my life? 1548 01:22:39,900 --> 01:22:41,432 Think before you act, look before you leap, 1549 01:22:41,433 --> 01:22:44,233 watch your step, watch your money, watch your, watch... 1550 01:22:47,300 --> 01:22:48,433 Watch your own shadow. 1551 01:22:51,100 --> 01:22:52,599 Yes, Dad, you're right. 1552 01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:54,666 Yes, Mom, I'm sorry. 1553 01:22:54,667 --> 01:22:57,299 Yes, Douglas, I went to the cleaner's. 1554 01:22:57,300 --> 01:22:59,632 Yes, you're right, Douglas, we can't take that fishing trip. 1555 01:22:59,633 --> 01:23:01,499 We have to have a plan, let's make a plan, 1556 01:23:01,500 --> 01:23:02,732 a plan for everything. 1557 01:23:02,733 --> 01:23:04,733 Yes, Madge, we run a tight little ship. 1558 01:23:05,900 --> 01:23:07,599 Oh, it's time for Jamie's bottle. 1559 01:23:07,600 --> 01:23:10,532 Don't shove it in his mouth, Douglas, look at the chart. 1560 01:23:10,533 --> 01:23:12,699 Is it time for his toilet training? 1561 01:23:12,700 --> 01:23:14,466 You're right, Douglas. 1562 01:23:14,467 --> 01:23:15,832 I could go less to the hairdresser, 1563 01:23:15,833 --> 01:23:17,499 perhaps just once a week. 1564 01:23:17,500 --> 01:23:18,966 We must eat out twice a week. 1565 01:23:18,967 --> 01:23:20,067 We should make love. 1566 01:23:23,067 --> 01:23:24,067 Once a week. 1567 01:23:25,067 --> 01:23:27,566 We run our family like a little corporation. 1568 01:23:27,567 --> 01:23:28,799 Now don't holler in front of Jamie 1569 01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:30,066 because Jamie understands everything. 1570 01:23:30,067 --> 01:23:32,132 We have to set an example. 1571 01:23:32,133 --> 01:23:34,232 Darling little Jamie, he's going to be a senator 1572 01:23:34,233 --> 01:23:35,766 because you're so brilliant, aren't you, 1573 01:23:35,767 --> 01:23:37,867 you goddamn little brat! 1574 01:23:47,433 --> 01:23:49,132 I shouldn't be talking like this. 1575 01:23:49,133 --> 01:23:51,067 I'm supposed to be the mother of the year. 1576 01:23:56,633 --> 01:23:57,967 I want out, I just... 1577 01:24:00,233 --> 01:24:03,433 Want to get off this goddamn merry-go-round. 1578 01:24:05,800 --> 01:24:08,400 I'm sorry, Peter, you want to tell me a funny story? 1579 01:24:10,467 --> 01:24:11,499 Hiya, Madge. 1580 01:24:11,500 --> 01:24:13,232 Jamie, you be careful of that. 1581 01:24:13,233 --> 01:24:14,233 Put that back. 1582 01:24:16,600 --> 01:24:18,332 This bust still isn't sold? 1583 01:24:18,333 --> 01:24:19,566 Shh. 1584 01:24:19,567 --> 01:24:21,399 You know that every day your mother reminds me 1585 01:24:21,400 --> 01:24:24,932 that we could have sold that to Jorgeson for $800? 1586 01:24:24,933 --> 01:24:26,932 I'm sure you'll get 12. 1587 01:24:26,933 --> 01:24:28,499 You know what? 1588 01:24:28,500 --> 01:24:31,932 I don't think I'd mind going into business with you. 1589 01:24:31,933 --> 01:24:33,499 Your sandwich is here. 1590 01:24:33,500 --> 01:24:35,132 And you're gonna be late for your lunch date. 1591 01:24:35,133 --> 01:24:36,332 Right. 1592 01:24:36,333 --> 01:24:37,267 See you later. 1593 01:24:37,267 --> 01:24:38,267 Okay. 1594 01:24:53,900 --> 01:24:57,333 Is it good? 1595 01:25:03,767 --> 01:25:05,647 What do you think of going to camp this summer? 1596 01:25:08,333 --> 01:25:10,632 Mommy, you know I don't like camps. 1597 01:25:10,633 --> 01:25:11,467 Well, how do you know? 1598 01:25:11,468 --> 01:25:13,066 You've never tried. 1599 01:25:13,067 --> 01:25:13,967 I know. 1600 01:25:13,968 --> 01:25:15,067 It's a waste of time. 1601 01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:17,466 Besides, I have to finish my film. 1602 01:25:17,467 --> 01:25:18,566 You can take your equipment with you. 1603 01:25:18,567 --> 01:25:20,066 It's a very good camp. 1604 01:25:20,067 --> 01:25:22,066 They specialize in painting and drama, water skiing, 1605 01:25:22,067 --> 01:25:24,066 and there'll be lots and lots of free time 1606 01:25:24,067 --> 01:25:25,232 to do whatever you want to do. 1607 01:25:25,233 --> 01:25:26,566 Isn't that expensive? 1608 01:25:26,567 --> 01:25:28,499 You don't have to worry about that. 1609 01:25:28,500 --> 01:25:30,167 Peter is going to make it a gift. 1610 01:25:32,767 --> 01:25:33,966 Was it his idea? 1611 01:25:33,967 --> 01:25:35,466 I think it's a good idea. 1612 01:25:35,467 --> 01:25:37,066 The camp is in Newbury, it's just two hours from home. 1613 01:25:37,067 --> 01:25:38,899 We can put you on the bus at the bus terminal 1614 01:25:38,900 --> 01:25:40,266 and the counselor will meet you on the other end, 1615 01:25:40,267 --> 01:25:41,400 it's as simple as that. 1616 01:25:42,467 --> 01:25:43,600 Do you want me to go? 1617 01:25:46,233 --> 01:25:48,633 I want you to do whatever will make you happy. 1618 01:25:50,467 --> 01:25:52,400 I think it's very nice of Peter, don't you? 1619 01:25:53,900 --> 01:25:55,466 We may go away at the same time. 1620 01:25:55,467 --> 01:25:57,667 Peter's been working awfully hard, you know? 1621 01:25:59,600 --> 01:26:00,800 Do you love me, Mommy? 1622 01:26:02,967 --> 01:26:04,532 Of course I love you, why? 1623 01:26:04,533 --> 01:26:06,966 Remember you once said you could love both of us? 1624 01:26:06,967 --> 01:26:08,499 I do love both of you. 1625 01:26:08,500 --> 01:26:10,740 Just because you're going to camp doesn't mean that we... 1626 01:26:11,433 --> 01:26:12,899 Doesn't mean that I don't love you. 1627 01:26:12,900 --> 01:26:15,632 My god, Jamie, you're all I've got in the world 1628 01:26:15,633 --> 01:26:16,633 besides Peter. 1629 01:26:17,967 --> 01:26:19,466 And if I don't want to go? 1630 01:26:19,467 --> 01:26:20,400 Well, you don't have to go. 1631 01:26:20,401 --> 01:26:21,467 You can come with us. 1632 01:26:23,567 --> 01:26:26,099 Besides, Peter will probably be talking to you 1633 01:26:26,100 --> 01:26:27,100 about it anyway. 1634 01:26:29,067 --> 01:26:30,867 So it's time to pay him back. 1635 01:26:32,067 --> 01:26:33,067 What did you say? 1636 01:26:34,400 --> 01:26:36,066 Nothing. 1637 01:26:36,067 --> 01:26:37,067 I'll go to camp. 1638 01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:42,100 Are you excited about camp? 1639 01:26:43,067 --> 01:26:43,900 I guess so. 1640 01:26:43,901 --> 01:26:45,432 Why guess? 1641 01:26:45,433 --> 01:26:46,666 Well, I don't know. 1642 01:26:46,667 --> 01:26:48,499 How long will you be gone? 1643 01:26:48,500 --> 01:26:49,666 Didn't my mother tell you? 1644 01:26:49,667 --> 01:26:50,667 No, she didn't. 1645 01:26:52,433 --> 01:26:54,532 I think you're angry with me. 1646 01:26:54,533 --> 01:26:56,966 Why should I be angry with you? 1647 01:26:56,967 --> 01:26:59,066 Alright, I'll answer your question. 1648 01:26:59,067 --> 01:27:00,899 I'll be at the camp for eight weeks. 1649 01:27:00,900 --> 01:27:05,066 When I come back, I'll be a fine painter, a great actor, 1650 01:27:05,067 --> 01:27:06,433 and a fabulous water skiier. 1651 01:27:07,300 --> 01:27:09,266 I'll be an exceptional child. 1652 01:27:09,267 --> 01:27:11,532 And don't forget, I was born by natural birth. 1653 01:27:11,533 --> 01:27:12,799 What does that mean? 1654 01:27:12,800 --> 01:27:14,699 My mother had me by natural birth. 1655 01:27:14,700 --> 01:27:16,133 How do you know about that? 1656 01:27:17,467 --> 01:27:19,132 I heard my mother telling Madge. 1657 01:27:19,133 --> 01:27:21,232 What'd you hear her say? 1658 01:27:21,233 --> 01:27:22,866 I don't remember it anymore. 1659 01:27:22,867 --> 01:27:24,832 Tell me everything that you think about it. 1660 01:27:24,833 --> 01:27:26,866 I don't remember it anymore. 1661 01:27:26,867 --> 01:27:28,566 I really don't remember! 1662 01:27:28,567 --> 01:27:29,567 I don't! 1663 01:27:30,733 --> 01:27:33,199 The pain, Madge, honestly, it was beautiful. 1664 01:27:33,200 --> 01:27:34,200 It was a wild... 1665 01:27:35,667 --> 01:27:36,700 Joy, a wonderful... 1666 01:27:37,567 --> 01:27:39,933 It was like an orgasm. 1667 01:27:42,067 --> 01:27:42,967 Oh, wow. 1668 01:27:42,968 --> 01:27:44,599 I never thought of it like that. 1669 01:27:44,600 --> 01:27:48,466 I mean, if it was a sexual experience for you, Chris, 1670 01:27:48,467 --> 01:27:51,067 then maybe it was a sexual experience for Jamie too. 1671 01:27:52,500 --> 01:27:54,832 What size wedge do you want? 1672 01:27:54,833 --> 01:27:56,866 The three by seven, the standard. 1673 01:27:56,867 --> 01:27:58,466 Oh yeah, one more thing. 1674 01:27:58,467 --> 01:28:01,966 Meet me at the terminal parking lot at eight, not 8:30. 1675 01:28:01,967 --> 01:28:04,432 And don't be late, alright? 1676 01:28:04,433 --> 01:28:06,066 Okay, okay, I'll be there. 1677 01:28:06,067 --> 01:28:07,299 Okay. 1678 01:28:07,300 --> 01:28:08,940 Do you want me to pack this blue shirt? 1679 01:28:12,600 --> 01:28:14,067 I'll write to you every day. 1680 01:28:14,900 --> 01:28:15,900 Yeah. 1681 01:28:18,067 --> 01:28:19,747 You'll take care of yourself, won't you? 1682 01:28:22,267 --> 01:28:24,067 You won't leave me, will you, Mommy? 1683 01:28:25,533 --> 01:28:26,667 Of course not, never. 1684 01:28:28,867 --> 01:28:30,133 No matter what happens? 1685 01:28:34,133 --> 01:28:35,799 What's gonna happen, darling? 1686 01:28:35,800 --> 01:28:38,366 You're gonna have a marvelous time. 1687 01:28:38,367 --> 01:28:39,599 I know. 1688 01:28:39,600 --> 01:28:40,900 We're gonna be fine, Mom. 1689 01:29:07,967 --> 01:29:10,266 Oh, Mom, I forgot my typewriter. 1690 01:29:10,267 --> 01:29:11,799 In the apartment? 1691 01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:14,266 Yeah, it'll only take me two minutes to pick it up. 1692 01:29:14,267 --> 01:29:16,399 No problem, I'll let you off here. 1693 01:29:16,400 --> 01:29:19,399 I've gotta keep circling the block, there's no parking. 1694 01:29:19,400 --> 01:29:23,633 I'll pick you up in front of the building. 1695 01:31:33,800 --> 01:31:35,633 Gate 18. 1696 01:31:40,700 --> 01:31:42,433 In the west terminal. 1697 01:32:01,300 --> 01:32:03,332 Coach to Catherine and, 1698 01:32:03,333 --> 01:32:05,566 boarding gate 125. 1699 01:32:05,567 --> 01:32:08,300 Real transit to... 1700 01:32:09,800 --> 01:32:11,733 We may drive to Newburg this weekend. 1701 01:32:13,767 --> 01:32:14,600 Can we? 1702 01:32:14,600 --> 01:32:15,600 Sure, why not? 1703 01:32:16,467 --> 01:32:17,467 You don't have to. 1704 01:32:18,367 --> 01:32:19,832 Well, I want to. 1705 01:32:19,833 --> 01:32:21,233 We're gonna miss you, Jamie. 1706 01:32:27,067 --> 01:32:28,566 Oh, Mom, I just remembered. 1707 01:32:28,567 --> 01:32:30,166 This afternoon, Jorgeson called. 1708 01:32:30,167 --> 01:32:32,266 He asked me to give you an important message. 1709 01:32:32,267 --> 01:32:33,666 What? 1710 01:32:33,667 --> 01:32:35,966 He told me to tell you he wants that bust, 1711 01:32:35,967 --> 01:32:37,532 no matter what the price. 1712 01:32:37,533 --> 01:32:39,066 He'll make a deal with you. 1713 01:32:39,067 --> 01:32:41,532 You should bring it over to him at the Hotel Park East 1714 01:32:41,533 --> 01:32:42,533 at eight. 1715 01:32:45,500 --> 01:32:47,232 Well, it's 12 minutes to eight now. 1716 01:32:47,233 --> 01:32:48,567 Well, can I drive you? 1717 01:32:50,233 --> 01:32:52,832 No, no, you stay here with Jamie and I'll take a cab. 1718 01:32:52,833 --> 01:32:54,632 Darling, you have a very good trip. 1719 01:32:54,633 --> 01:32:56,199 I love you very much. 1720 01:32:56,200 --> 01:32:57,466 Okay, enjoy yourself 1721 01:32:57,467 --> 01:32:59,027 and please take care of yourself, okay? 1722 01:33:05,833 --> 01:33:07,133 Good thing you told her. 1723 01:33:12,367 --> 01:33:15,366 Hey, what was the score on the Yankee game last night? 1724 01:33:15,367 --> 01:33:17,166 Yankees won three to two. 1725 01:33:17,167 --> 01:33:18,599 Three to two! 1726 01:33:18,600 --> 01:33:19,766 Oh, I left in the seventh inning. 1727 01:33:19,767 --> 01:33:20,933 What happened? 1728 01:33:27,333 --> 01:33:28,699 Will you take this, please? 1729 01:33:28,700 --> 01:33:29,700 Thank you. 1730 01:33:30,433 --> 01:33:32,066 Jamie. 1731 01:33:32,067 --> 01:33:32,900 Take it in case you need it. 1732 01:33:32,901 --> 01:33:34,399 I know I won't. 1733 01:33:34,400 --> 01:33:35,233 Take it. 1734 01:33:35,233 --> 01:33:36,067 No. 1735 01:33:36,067 --> 01:33:36,900 Okay. 1736 01:33:36,900 --> 01:33:37,800 Have a good time. 1737 01:33:37,800 --> 01:33:38,800 Bye. 1738 01:35:00,100 --> 01:35:01,566 Hey, I saw your mother. 1739 01:35:01,567 --> 01:35:02,799 She find a cab? 1740 01:35:02,800 --> 01:35:04,232 She seemed to be in a big hurry. 1741 01:35:04,233 --> 01:35:06,066 Where did she go? 1742 01:35:06,067 --> 01:35:07,732 Something urgent came up. 1743 01:35:07,733 --> 01:35:10,566 She had to go to the Park East Hotel. 1744 01:35:10,567 --> 01:35:11,700 Where to? 1745 01:35:57,433 --> 01:36:00,066 Good luck, whatever you are up to. 1746 01:36:00,067 --> 01:36:01,299 Thanks. 1747 01:36:01,300 --> 01:36:04,066 I hope you're not bumping off anyone. 1748 01:36:04,067 --> 01:36:05,067 Why not? 1749 01:36:06,067 --> 01:36:08,066 You're joking, chico. 1750 01:36:08,067 --> 01:36:09,067 Maybe. 1751 01:36:09,068 --> 01:36:10,200 Be here at 10. 1752 01:38:24,100 --> 01:38:25,833 Is that you, Jamie? 1753 01:38:27,200 --> 01:38:28,200 Is that you? 1754 01:38:42,767 --> 01:38:43,833 Hello, hello? 1755 01:38:45,100 --> 01:38:47,267 Hello, can anyone hear me? 1756 01:38:52,433 --> 01:38:53,667 Son of a bitch. 1757 01:38:54,733 --> 01:38:56,066 Jamie! 1758 01:38:56,067 --> 01:38:56,933 Jamie, op... 1759 01:38:56,934 --> 01:38:58,432 Jamie, open the door. 1760 01:38:58,433 --> 01:38:59,632 Jamie, I know you're in there. 1761 01:38:59,633 --> 01:39:01,799 This is crazy, now open the door! 1762 01:39:01,800 --> 01:39:04,566 You can't have your mother this way, Jamie! 1763 01:39:04,567 --> 01:39:07,333 Goddamn it, Jamie, open the door! 1764 01:39:11,333 --> 01:39:12,966 I'm sorry, I really don't believe you. 1765 01:39:12,967 --> 01:39:16,532 Why don't you go see for yourself? 1766 01:39:16,533 --> 01:39:19,932 Take your shoe off the couch, please. 1767 01:39:19,933 --> 01:39:20,966 If you believe this is so true, 1768 01:39:20,967 --> 01:39:22,132 then why didn't you just go 1769 01:39:22,133 --> 01:39:23,632 to the police yourself right away? 1770 01:39:23,633 --> 01:39:26,632 I didn't want to risk my. 1771 01:39:26,633 --> 01:39:28,866 Look, lady, I don't... 1772 01:39:28,867 --> 01:39:30,666 Please come to the desk. 1773 01:39:30,667 --> 01:39:32,132 Excuse me. 1774 01:39:32,133 --> 01:39:34,399 I've checked, Mrs. Simon, there is no Mr. Jorgeson here 1775 01:39:34,400 --> 01:39:38,800 at the hotel, and we have no reservation in his name. 1776 01:39:41,200 --> 01:39:42,266 Oh. 1777 01:39:42,267 --> 01:39:44,267 I can give you a ride. 1778 01:39:49,667 --> 01:39:51,066 Help! 1779 01:39:51,067 --> 01:39:52,067 Help! 1780 01:39:52,867 --> 01:39:54,766 Can anyone here me out there? 1781 01:39:54,767 --> 01:39:56,099 Fire! 1782 01:39:56,100 --> 01:39:57,100 Help, fire! 1783 01:39:58,133 --> 01:39:59,133 Help! 1784 01:40:10,600 --> 01:40:11,799 Jamie? 1785 01:40:11,800 --> 01:40:14,332 Jamie, come on, open the door, Jamie. 1786 01:40:14,333 --> 01:40:16,666 Jamie, you're not a murderer, are you? 1787 01:40:16,667 --> 01:40:19,167 Come on, Jamie, open the door. 1788 01:40:21,533 --> 01:40:24,632 Jamie! 1789 01:40:24,633 --> 01:40:26,067 Let me in, Jamie! 1790 01:40:27,300 --> 01:40:29,067 Jamie, please, Jamie! 1791 01:40:31,200 --> 01:40:32,200 Jamie! 1792 01:40:39,833 --> 01:40:40,833 Jamie. 1793 01:40:45,600 --> 01:40:47,032 You can't go in there, lady! 1794 01:40:47,033 --> 01:40:48,699 Jamie! 1795 01:40:48,700 --> 01:40:50,232 Jamie! 1796 01:40:50,233 --> 01:40:51,233 Peter, oh! 1797 01:40:53,733 --> 01:40:55,899 Help me, please, someone. 1798 01:40:55,900 --> 01:40:56,733 Peter. 1799 01:40:56,734 --> 01:40:57,966 Jamie! 1800 01:40:57,967 --> 01:40:59,232 Jamie! 1801 01:40:59,233 --> 01:41:00,233 Jamie! 1802 01:41:03,567 --> 01:41:05,699 Mommy, don't, don't! 1803 01:41:05,700 --> 01:41:07,666 Jamie, Jamie! 1804 01:41:07,667 --> 01:41:08,900 Jamie! 1805 01:41:18,100 --> 01:41:19,067 She's trapped! 1806 01:41:19,068 --> 01:41:20,333 We have get her. 1807 01:41:21,167 --> 01:41:22,600 Mom, answer me! 1808 01:41:28,100 --> 01:41:29,100 Mom! 1809 01:41:33,533 --> 01:41:34,533 Help. 1810 01:41:36,067 --> 01:41:37,067 Help. 1811 01:41:39,200 --> 01:41:40,200 Help! 1812 01:41:44,467 --> 01:41:45,733 Help, somebody! 1813 01:41:53,333 --> 01:41:54,333 Help! 1814 01:41:58,867 --> 01:42:00,867 Somebody help my mother! 1815 01:42:03,933 --> 01:42:05,799 His grandparents came yesterday, 1816 01:42:05,800 --> 01:42:08,532 but Jamie wouldn't see them. 1817 01:42:08,533 --> 01:42:11,632 He even stopped seeing Dr. Wilpert after one session. 1818 01:42:11,633 --> 01:42:12,900 Yeah, I know. 1819 01:42:19,633 --> 01:42:23,900 Are you going to stay around again all afternoon? 1820 01:42:25,500 --> 01:42:26,767 I don't know. 1821 01:42:29,133 --> 01:42:33,066 Why don't you stay away for a few weeks? 1822 01:42:33,067 --> 01:42:36,167 Give his wounds a little time to heal. 1823 01:42:38,967 --> 01:42:40,967 My own wounds to heal. 1824 01:42:41,933 --> 01:42:42,933 Thanks. 1825 01:43:37,267 --> 01:43:42,267 ♪ You promise me a wish made on a star ♪ 1826 01:43:43,333 --> 01:43:48,333 ♪ Can really still come true 1827 01:43:49,800 --> 01:43:54,800 ♪ And I wish you'd never go away ♪ 1828 01:43:55,700 --> 01:44:00,133 ♪ Please promise you will stay 1829 01:44:01,533 --> 01:44:04,866 ♪ I promise too 1830 01:44:04,867 --> 01:44:09,867 ♪ I promise you I'll never, never ever go away from you ♪ 122879