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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:09,426 [acapella theme music playing] 2 00:01:17,076 --> 00:01:19,162 [birds chirping in distance] 3 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:20,914 [match ignites] 4 00:01:20,997 --> 00:01:22,081 {\an8}[metal clanks] 5 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,209 {\an8}[glass clinking] 6 00:01:24,292 --> 00:01:25,710 [fire crackling] 7 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:37,013 [gentle music playing] 8 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:43,061 [Dorothy] ♪ Immortimas ♪ 9 00:01:43,144 --> 00:01:47,482 ♪ Yes it's Immortimas ♪ 10 00:01:47,565 --> 00:01:51,611 ♪ There's absolutely Nothing sus ♪ 11 00:01:51,694 --> 00:01:55,907 ♪ About today ♪ 12 00:01:58,159 --> 00:02:00,036 [gasps] Good morning, Sex Ghosts! 13 00:02:00,119 --> 00:02:01,496 [Sex Ghosts] Good morning, Dorothy! 14 00:02:01,579 --> 00:02:03,331 Happy Immortimas Day! 15 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:06,835 [all] ♪ Immortimas ♪ 16 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:12,715 ♪ We raise Our voices in harmony ♪ 17 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:16,553 ♪ It's Immortimas Day! ♪ 18 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:18,763 [music increases in tempo] 19 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:21,307 Whoa! [grunts] 20 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,519 [groaning and straining] 21 00:02:24,602 --> 00:02:27,063 Casey! I told you to use the front door! 22 00:02:27,146 --> 00:02:29,065 Then how would you be the first person 23 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,984 I wish a happy Immortimas to? 24 00:02:31,067 --> 00:02:32,151 [both squealing in excitement] 25 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:33,570 Come on, let's get some breakfast, 26 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:34,737 before Cliff eats it all. 27 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:35,738 [both chuckle] 28 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:44,414 [Jane] ♪ We celebrate Immortus And the day she was born ♪ 29 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:48,042 ♪ From the time stream To our heart strings ♪ 30 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:51,087 ♪ It's Isabel we adore ♪ 31 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:53,173 ♪ Oh, thank Immortus ♪ 32 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:57,886 ♪ I've got no one To answer to but me ♪ 33 00:02:57,969 --> 00:03:01,764 ♪ And I'm so blessed With this circus ♪ 34 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,641 ♪ My found family ♪ 35 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:06,686 ♪ And your neighbor, Casey ♪ 36 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:09,188 Morning, Dorothy! 37 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:10,732 [Casey] Happy Immortimas Day! 38 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:13,151 [Dorothy] Happy Immortimas Day! 39 00:03:13,234 --> 00:03:15,778 [all] ♪ It's a beautiful day! ♪ 40 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:19,198 ♪ Everything is Isabel's way! ♪ 41 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:22,702 ♪ She can do no wrong ♪ 42 00:03:22,785 --> 00:03:26,956 ♪ She's the subject Of this song ♪ 43 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:31,461 ♪ All we do is love and obey ♪ 44 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:36,633 ♪ On Immortimas Day! ♪ 45 00:03:41,095 --> 00:03:44,474 ♪ Good morning, Sex Ghosts ♪ 46 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:47,769 ♪ Wrap up your foreplay ♪ 47 00:03:47,852 --> 00:03:51,856 ♪ It is time For us to celebrate ♪ 48 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:54,943 ♪ My favorite holiday ♪ 49 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:58,446 ♪ Made brand new sweaters ♪ 50 00:03:58,529 --> 00:04:01,866 ♪ For all my Doomies ♪ 51 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:04,869 ♪ Back me up, you sexy ghosts ♪ 52 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:08,915 ♪ And cover up your boobies ♪ 53 00:04:12,293 --> 00:04:14,796 [all] ♪ Praise Immortimas Day ♪ 54 00:04:14,879 --> 00:04:16,631 - ♪ I'm giving my ♪ - ♪ She's giving her ♪ 55 00:04:16,714 --> 00:04:18,967 ♪ Sweaters away ♪ 56 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:22,595 ♪ You'll be snug as a bug ♪ 57 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:26,182 ♪ For the price of one hug ♪ 58 00:04:26,265 --> 00:04:29,560 ♪ One measly hug ♪ 59 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:32,981 ♪ One lingering hug ♪ 60 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:37,193 [chuckling] 61 00:04:40,738 --> 00:04:41,906 Good morning, Sex Ghosts! 62 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:43,783 Have you had your morning fuck? 63 00:04:43,866 --> 00:04:45,159 You know we did! 64 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:47,328 Holy moly! 65 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:50,665 This is the softest sweater in the whole darn world. 66 00:04:50,748 --> 00:04:54,002 Look at us, we look fantastic! 67 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:55,920 ♪ I can almost Taste the ham-- ♪ 68 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:58,756 You're being weird, stop stroking your sweater. 69 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:00,258 [laughs] 70 00:05:00,341 --> 00:05:04,429 ♪ I'm a lucky man Life couldn't get any better ♪ 71 00:05:04,512 --> 00:05:07,098 [all] ♪ It's a beautiful day! ♪ 72 00:05:07,181 --> 00:05:10,476 ♪ Everything is Isabel's way! ♪ 73 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:13,980 ♪ She can do no wrong ♪ 74 00:05:14,063 --> 00:05:18,359 ♪ She's the subject Of this song! ♪ 75 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:22,739 ♪ All we do is love and obey ♪ 76 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:28,619 ♪ On Immortimas Day! ♪ 77 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:32,331 [all] Vic! Welcome home! Detroit's finest is back! 78 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:33,624 Happy Immortimas all! 79 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:36,210 Deric sends gifts to unwrap. 80 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:37,754 [Vic] ♪ Praise Immortus ♪ 81 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:39,630 ♪ The robotics program Is a hit ♪ 82 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:43,217 ♪ Two kids were awarded Scholarships on merit ♪ 83 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:45,720 Larry! Your sweater's getting cold! 84 00:05:45,803 --> 00:05:47,805 And, you're missing all the fun! 85 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:55,605 [exhales and grunts] Good morning, Keeg! 86 00:05:55,688 --> 00:05:57,023 Happy Immortimas! 87 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:00,777 ♪ Today's a special day ♪ 88 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:03,946 ♪ I can't wait For them to see ♪ 89 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:07,450 ♪ How happy we'll all be ♪ 90 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:10,953 ♪ 104, and Keeg, and me ♪ 91 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:14,707 ♪ I have never Brought a suitor home ♪ 92 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:17,627 ♪ Can you believe it? ♪ 93 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:21,464 ♪ Well finally We're not alone ♪ 94 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:24,550 ♪ How about this cable knit? ♪ 95 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:26,219 [electricity crackles] 96 00:06:26,302 --> 00:06:28,137 If only I had a uniform I could wear every day. 97 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,056 I wouldn't have to make these decisions. 98 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:42,568 [all] ♪ Born Isabel From Cloverton ♪ 99 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:46,280 ♪ Our savior's story's Just begun ♪ 100 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:49,826 ♪ When she fell Into the timestream ♪ 101 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:52,870 ♪ It opened up her mind, see ♪ 102 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:56,874 ♪ In Orqwith They assembled her soul ♪ 103 00:06:56,958 --> 00:07:00,586 ♪ Brought her back And made her whole ♪ 104 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:02,338 [chuckles] 105 00:07:02,421 --> 00:07:04,841 ♪ It's a beautiful day ♪ 106 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:08,302 ♪ 'Cause it's all Isabel's way ♪ 107 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:15,309 ♪ Immortimas Day is where We all belong ♪ 108 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:18,813 ♪ We love and obey ♪ 109 00:07:18,896 --> 00:07:23,025 ♪ And all sing along ♪ 110 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:24,861 ♪ Nothing is weird ♪ 111 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:26,654 ♪ Everything's fine ♪ 112 00:07:26,737 --> 00:07:28,281 ♪ We're all okay ♪ 113 00:07:28,364 --> 00:07:30,533 ♪ On ♪ 114 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:35,788 ♪ Immortimas Day! ♪ 115 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:36,789 [song ends] 116 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:38,583 [breathing heavily] 117 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:43,546 Rita says we have to put up the Birth of Immortus display. 118 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:45,548 - Ugh! - [giggling] Come! 119 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:48,050 [sighs wearily] 120 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:51,429 Why do I always get stuck doing the worst Immortimas Day jobs? 121 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:54,432 I wouldn't say stuck. 122 00:07:54,515 --> 00:07:56,267 Seems kind of fun. 123 00:07:58,186 --> 00:08:01,147 [chuckles softly] How do you stay so positive? 124 00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:03,107 I can't help it. It's Immortimas Day. 125 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:04,775 The happiest day of the year! 126 00:08:05,526 --> 00:08:06,736 Yeah. 127 00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:08,988 Then why do I feel like something's off? 128 00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:15,244 Maybe your inner self is trying to tell you something. 129 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,496 Hearing any voices in your head lately? 130 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:18,873 [Casey chuckles] 131 00:08:18,956 --> 00:08:20,917 [chuckles nervously] That'd be pretty weird. 132 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,085 Yeah, let's get to work. 133 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:24,337 [rock guitar riff playing] 134 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:29,759 ♪ Hey, am I doing this right? ♪ 135 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:34,096 ♪ I can't remember If the dinosaur ♪ 136 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:37,975 ♪ Goes in front or behind ♪ 137 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:40,770 ♪ Now I'm reeling What's this feeling? ♪ 138 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:43,105 ♪ It's like warm butterflies ♪ 139 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:46,609 ♪ What could it be? ♪ 140 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:49,153 ♪ Am I doing this right? ♪ 141 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:56,535 ♪ Hey, am I doing this right? ♪ 142 00:08:56,619 --> 00:09:00,289 ♪ It should be easy To be cheesy ♪ 143 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:04,585 ♪ But I'm lost in the night ♪ 144 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:07,463 ♪ It's like I'm feeling Something's missing ♪ 145 00:09:07,546 --> 00:09:09,966 ♪ Or it's just out of sight ♪ 146 00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:13,094 ♪ What could it be? ♪ 147 00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:18,140 ♪ Am I doing this right? ♪ 148 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:21,978 [both] ♪ It's like I'm falling Through space ♪ 149 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:24,814 ♪ Is it all in my head? ♪ 150 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:26,691 ♪ I pray for a sign ♪ 151 00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:29,402 ♪ Is she the key? ♪ 152 00:09:29,485 --> 00:09:31,153 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 153 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:36,033 ♪ Have I been flung From the timestream? ♪ 154 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:38,995 ♪ I am the blow up man ♪ 155 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:44,959 ♪ And the blow up man is me ♪ 156 00:09:47,878 --> 00:09:53,217 ♪ Hey, am I doing this right? ♪ 157 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:56,637 ♪ I don't know What I'm looking for ♪ 158 00:09:56,721 --> 00:10:00,433 ♪ But I'll see what I find ♪ 159 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:04,103 ♪ If I reveal what is real ♪ 160 00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:06,397 ♪ Do you see think she might ♪ 161 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:09,775 ♪ Say that she feels ♪ 162 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:14,322 ♪ The same way inside? ♪ 163 00:10:17,074 --> 00:10:19,452 ♪ Could she be the one? ♪ 164 00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:23,622 ♪ This was kind of fun ♪ 165 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:27,418 ♪ I'll never know If I don't take a chance ♪ 166 00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:30,296 ♪ I'm looking for answers ♪ 167 00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:36,010 ♪ She's a pretty good dancer ♪ 168 00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:43,059 ♪ She is in my heart It's out of my hands ♪ 169 00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:50,316 [both] ♪ It's like I'm falling Through space ♪ 170 00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:53,194 ♪ Is it all in my head? ♪ 171 00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:54,987 ♪ I pray for a sign ♪ 172 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:59,784 - ♪ Is she the key? ♪ - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 173 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:04,330 ♪ Have I been flung From the timestream? ♪ 174 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:07,124 ♪ What could be missing? ♪ 175 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:11,754 ♪ Would it be cool If it was me? ♪ 176 00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:14,215 - What? - What? 177 00:11:14,298 --> 00:11:17,468 Nothing. Uh, was that too much? 178 00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:18,928 - Were you saying something? - Hmm? 179 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,472 Oh... 180 00:11:21,555 --> 00:11:23,265 Sorry. Never mind. 181 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,267 I-- I've got to, um... 182 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,519 - Yeah! - Oh! 183 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,230 [inhales] Hmm... 184 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,528 [Rita chuckling] Laura. 185 00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:36,946 There is so much to do 186 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:38,823 before Immortus comes to dinner. 187 00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:40,282 Well, if she comes. 188 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:43,661 When she comes, everything needs to be perfect. 189 00:11:43,744 --> 00:11:45,830 Well, it will be, with you in charge. 190 00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:48,958 We'll get it done together because... 191 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,543 ♪ We're the perfect team ♪ 192 00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:52,336 ♪ Immortimas With you is a dream ♪ 193 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:56,799 ♪ Thank Immortus For this blessed sisterhood ♪ 194 00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:58,551 ♪ What's not to love ♪ 195 00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:00,845 ♪ We've got peanut brittle Happiness, and hugs ♪ 196 00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:04,306 ♪ Who knew life Could ever be this good? ♪ 197 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:05,599 ♪ You're like meat ♪ 198 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,059 ♪ You're like cheese ♪ 199 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:10,980 ♪ Put 'em together Charcuterie ♪ 200 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,148 ♪ We are best friends ♪ 201 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:13,315 ♪ Just two best friends ♪ 202 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,984 ♪ We never ever fight ♪ 203 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:18,070 ♪ But if we did We'd both be right ♪ 204 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:19,280 ♪ We are best friends ♪ 205 00:12:19,363 --> 00:12:20,865 ♪ You're one of a kind ♪ 206 00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:23,200 ♪ For you I'd travel Space and time ♪ 207 00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:27,413 ♪ 'Cause that's What it means to be ♪ 208 00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:31,625 - ♪ Best friends ♪ - ♪ Best friends ♪ 209 00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,127 ♪ Best friends ♪ 210 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:36,255 ♪ Place the forks and knives ♪ 211 00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:38,340 ♪ I hope Isabel arrives ♪ 212 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:42,470 [both] ♪ Now the centerpieces To decorate ♪ 213 00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:44,513 ♪ Everything Is picture perfect ♪ 214 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,849 ♪ You make every moment Worth it ♪ 215 00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:48,350 ♪ Take this stamp and ink ♪ 216 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,519 ♪ You know what to do ♪ 217 00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:53,439 [music turns ominous] 218 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:56,775 ♪ I'll do anything you ask ♪ 219 00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,236 [exhales] 220 00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:01,780 [shuddering] 221 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:02,698 [screams] 222 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,535 ♪ We've got a friendship That will last ♪ 223 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:10,289 - [Isabel screams] - You built a beautiful life with Malcolm... 224 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,459 and I destroyed it all. 225 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,295 [sinister note plays] 226 00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:19,632 ♪ Oh, God What have I put her through? ♪ 227 00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:21,217 ♪ Shit! Shit! ♪ 228 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,260 ♪ What is this? What the fuck is going on? ♪ 229 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,887 ♪ Am I speaking in a song? ♪ 230 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:27,556 ♪ Oh, no Something's very wrong ♪ 231 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,141 ♪ Let's make a pact ♪ 232 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:32,061 ♪ We cut our hands And shake with blood ♪ 233 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,690 Respectfully, I'm going to decline. 234 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,069 ♪ You're like jam ♪ 235 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,196 [Sex Ghosts singing] ♪ Jammy jam, jam, jam ♪ 236 00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:44,448 - ♪ You're like brie ♪ - ♪ Spread that brie ♪ 237 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:48,619 - ♪ Put 'em together More charcuterie ♪ - [breathing heavily] 238 00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:49,703 ♪ Are you okay? ♪ 239 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,288 ♪ Yeah, I'm fine ♪ 240 00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:54,416 ♪ Then let's sing the chorus One more time ♪ 241 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,253 - ♪ We are best friends ♪ - ♪ Shit, shit, what is this ♪ 242 00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,838 - ♪ We are best friends ♪ - ♪ What the fuck is going on? Am I speaking in a song? ♪ 243 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,882 ♪ Oh, no Something's very wrong ♪ 244 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,467 ♪ I wish we were best friends ♪ 245 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,720 ♪ I know this has to Come to an end ♪ 246 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:13,811 ♪ Please don't forget what It means to be best friends ♪ 247 00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:14,979 - [Madame Rouge yells] - [song ends] 248 00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:15,938 [softly] Friends. 249 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:17,856 [exclaims] The guest towels. 250 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,275 Well, well, fine. Yes. 251 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:22,736 I'll, uh... I'll clear up then. No problem. 252 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,822 [softly] Oh, what the actual fuck! 253 00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:27,116 Somehow Isabel's managed 254 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:29,451 to make this whole world about her, 255 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:33,455 and in this world, we all fucking sing! 256 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:36,166 {\an8}Suffering suffragettes! Look and see... 257 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,168 {\an8}Sweaty bollocks! 258 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:46,385 I'm in Isabel's musical fever dream. 259 00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:50,264 [in high pitched voice] ♪ What the fuck! ♪ 260 00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:51,890 [feet stamp in unison] 261 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:54,476 [Sex Ghosts sing a cappella] ♪ What the fuck! ♪ 262 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,770 - [Dorothy] Okay, that's Cliff. - [Vic] Uh-huh. 263 00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,355 - [Dorothy] Jane! - [Vic] Yep. 264 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,149 - Um, Rita. - Nice. 265 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,317 - Me. - [chuckles] 266 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,278 - [chuckling] You! - Hey! 267 00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:06,322 - And Larry. - And who's that? 268 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:08,657 Oh! This is Papa. 269 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,493 I wanted him to be a part of the celebration, 270 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,495 because he's still here in our hearts. 271 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:15,164 Yeah, he is. 272 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,498 Immortimas was his favorite. 273 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,167 Man, did that guy love his ham. 274 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,127 - Mmm-hmm. - [both chuckle] 275 00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,546 Oh, how is the robotics club going? 276 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,131 Papa always loved robots. 277 00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:26,508 Yeah. I mean, it's good. It's going great. 278 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,594 Uh, sometimes I feel like I could be doing more. 279 00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:30,179 Making a bigger impact, I don't know. 280 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,848 But what's bigger than helping your community 281 00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:35,392 - and doing what you love. - [chuckles softly] 282 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,353 Maybe Immortus can help. 283 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,646 You can ask her at dinner. 284 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,817 Uh, you know, Immortus is a busy lady. 285 00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,527 So, I just don't want you to be disappointed 286 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,071 if she doesn't show. 287 00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,530 I can feel it, Vic. 288 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:52,868 She's going to come to dinner, I'm sure of it. 289 00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:54,536 It must be nice to be so certain. 290 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,039 Well, I'm certain I want some hot chocolate. 291 00:15:57,122 --> 00:16:00,834 - Oh, yeah. - Papa always loved hot chocolate. Here. 292 00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:03,420 [both chuckling] 293 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:07,633 [Sex Ghosts sing a cappella] ♪ Mmm, hot chocolate Papa loved hot chocolate ♪ 294 00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:09,635 ♪ Too bad he's dead ♪ 295 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,349 [softly] Mmm. 296 00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:17,184 Immortimas is the best. 297 00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:18,686 I could spend the day with you 298 00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:19,770 - and the family. - Yeah? 299 00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:22,815 We get to see Isabel at dinner. 300 00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:25,234 I'm so happy, I never want it to end. 301 00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:31,407 Me too. Yeah. [chuckles softly] 302 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:35,786 Mmm. 303 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:38,330 Mmm-hmm. 304 00:16:39,998 --> 00:16:41,041 [softly] C'mon. 305 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,920 C'mon. Okay. 306 00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:47,923 {\an8}- [upbeat electronic music playing] - Mmm. 307 00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:50,926 ♪ Looking for something Naughty to play ♪ 308 00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:53,762 ♪ It's little Cliffie's Time of the day ♪ 309 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,890 ♪ Maybe one of these specials Will do the trick ♪ 310 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,183 [music ends abruptly] 311 00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:01,854 [button clicks] 312 00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,772 [Isabel on video] Happy Immortimas, everyone. 313 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,482 Tonight I'm going to share with you 314 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,735 one of my favorite stories. 315 00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:11,113 [upbeat electronic music resumes] 316 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:16,201 ♪ I want to drive my stick ♪ 317 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,704 ♪ Come on, let's go, baby ♪ 318 00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:22,458 ♪ Even to this holiday chick ♪ 319 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,543 [Isabel] ♪ Rev it up now Rev it up now ♪ 320 00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:27,129 ♪ Gotta shift gears I'm in overdrive ♪ 321 00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:29,131 - ♪ Overdrive ♪ - ♪ Immortus is coming ♪ 322 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:30,674 ♪ And so am I! ♪ 323 00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:44,813 ♪ I want to drive ♪ 324 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:48,776 - ♪ My stick! ♪ - ♪ My stick! ♪ 325 00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:50,986 ♪ It's just me ♪ 326 00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:55,115 - ♪ And my ding-dong-di-- ♪ - [Isabel] ♪ Let's go Let's go ♪ 327 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,241 - [knocking at door] - [Madame Rouge] Cliffie? 328 00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,659 [shouts] What? 329 00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,411 I'm just... 330 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,330 What? I'm-- Not now. I'm busy. 331 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:04,374 Oh, busy singing about your dick, huh? 332 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,710 Singing! I'm singing. 333 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,670 - What do you want? - Uh... 334 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:12,132 Have you had any devious thoughts of late, 335 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:15,469 any underhanded sensations popping up? 336 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:17,429 What? 337 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,598 Huh! No, I'm just... 338 00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:21,642 - [Madame Rouge softly] Okay. - [amusing music playing] 339 00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:32,736 - [curtly] No. - Okay. 340 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,364 [music turns suspenseful] 341 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:50,754 [gasps] 342 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,426 [Isabel on video] I can't believe I fell into the time hole 343 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:59,096 and met my destiny. 344 00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:00,556 Your destiny too. 345 00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,266 [suspenseful music increases in tempo] 346 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:06,937 What the actual piss! 347 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:08,689 Oh, Laura. 348 00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:10,941 Laura, I'm so glad I found you. 349 00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:12,234 What do you think of this sweater? 350 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:13,902 I mean, are the lines flattering? 351 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,821 [stammering] Yeah. I thought you... 352 00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:18,407 Okay, um... Whatever. Um, I need your help. 353 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:19,658 Oh, well, can it be quick? 354 00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:21,535 'Cause I'm meeting my boyfriend? 355 00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:23,745 - Your boyfriend? - [chuckles] I know, right. 356 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,081 Actually, it's kind of an amazing story. 357 00:19:26,164 --> 00:19:27,916 We met under the craziest circumstances. 358 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,668 - But somehow it all worked-- - Thank you. Stop you there. 359 00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:33,338 Um, I'm going to have to be the Grinch here. Um... 360 00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:37,801 I need to show you something. 361 00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:44,600 [Larry] What's with all the tissues? 362 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:50,772 [door creaks] 363 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,943 - [Jane gasping] - [Casey chuckling] 364 00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:58,155 - Casey! - Sorry. 365 00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:00,449 I didn't mean to startle you. 366 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:06,121 I, um... I just want to make sure that we're cool. 367 00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:09,333 'Cause there was, like, a weird... [chuckles nervously] 368 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:14,254 ...moment earlier... right? 369 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:18,634 Um... 370 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,013 Uh, what are you painting there? 371 00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:25,015 Um... 372 00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:28,435 I don't know. 373 00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:30,896 This image has been in my head all day, 374 00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:32,648 and it seems so familiar to me. 375 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,608 But I can't put my finger on it. 376 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,444 Do you like it? 377 00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:41,365 Yeah, it's amazing. 378 00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:48,330 If I had one note, I would say that... 379 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:53,377 it could use a little bit more color. 380 00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:14,272 [alarm blaring] 381 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,567 [sighing] 382 00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:25,158 Okay, so I have, um, called you all here for a team meeting. 383 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,414 [all laughing] 384 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:36,920 [Cliff] Larry, what is this? 385 00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:40,424 I thought we agreed there'd be no theme this year. 386 00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:41,842 [all laughing] 387 00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:43,427 If I had known we were dressing up as mummies, 388 00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:45,971 I would have gotten out my old Sphinx costume. 389 00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:47,889 [all laughing] 390 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,725 [Larry] Let Rouge explain. 391 00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:53,395 Yeah. Okay, so I have called you all here for a team meeting. 392 00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:56,857 - Unfortunately-- - I'm sorry, you keep saying team meeting. 393 00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,860 - What team? - Mmm-hmm. 394 00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:03,405 - [Larry sighs] - Oh, we really are back at square one, aren't we? 395 00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:07,284 Um... Okay, this may be hard to believe, 396 00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:12,748 but we are, in fact, a superhero team known as the Doom Patrol. 397 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:17,711 [all laughing] 398 00:22:17,794 --> 00:22:20,422 - Doom! - Doom! Watch out! 399 00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:23,008 I'm going to "doom" you! 400 00:22:23,091 --> 00:22:25,385 [all laughing] 401 00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:27,596 That's it. Yeah. Okay, settle down. 402 00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:33,268 So we are currently in a fake, never ending holiday... 403 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,521 called Immortimas. 404 00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:44,529 [chuckling] Laura, you dog! 405 00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:48,742 Is this one of your classic Immortimas Day pranks? 406 00:22:48,825 --> 00:22:50,786 She does this every year. 407 00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:53,663 And now, she's got Larry in on it as well. 408 00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:56,625 Classic Immortimas mummy prank! 409 00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:58,085 [Larry] No, it's not a prank. 410 00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:00,378 She's being serious. 411 00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:02,255 You aren't who you think you are. 412 00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:10,263 Well, this is all very intriguing and very funny! 413 00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:12,432 [laughs boisterously] 414 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,020 But if you'll excuse me, 415 00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:19,981 I need to help Dorothy attend to the ham. 416 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:22,025 - Ooh! You do that. - Yes, that's a very-- 417 00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:24,528 It's a very good idea. Wonderful idea, Rita. 418 00:23:24,611 --> 00:23:27,030 Casey, would you please join Rita in the kitchen? 419 00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:30,033 It's the best way to help the team, right now. 420 00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:33,078 - Anything for the betterment of the team. - [Madame Rouge] Jolly good. 421 00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:38,208 A, we're not a team. B, how come they get to go? 422 00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:39,501 Okay, listen, you fuck knuckles! 423 00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:41,294 We have a situation on our hands. 424 00:23:42,629 --> 00:23:44,506 [Isabel on video] Happy Immortimas, everyone! 425 00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:47,008 - Today, I'm gonna show-- - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. 426 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:48,385 This is not what you think. 427 00:23:48,468 --> 00:23:50,095 - I can explain. - No, no, no, Cliff. 428 00:23:50,178 --> 00:23:51,680 It's about the... 429 00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:53,056 Oh, then never mind. 430 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:56,017 Okay. I'm no stickler for tradition. 431 00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:58,186 But, W-T-F, Laura! 432 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,355 We always watch this one after dinner. 433 00:24:00,438 --> 00:24:03,567 The point is, this is all bullshit! 434 00:24:03,650 --> 00:24:06,903 It's a mirage! A cheap trick to keep us docile, 435 00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:08,989 so we don't ask too many questions. 436 00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:10,574 Now, with the help of Larry, 437 00:24:10,657 --> 00:24:14,536 I was able to find out what was really on these tapes. 438 00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:16,705 [Larry on video] You keep asking me what I'm looking forward to 439 00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:18,707 now that my radiation is contained, 440 00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:20,167 but look at me. 441 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:23,044 I'm no longer of this world. I'm not human. 442 00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:24,421 [sighs] 443 00:24:24,504 --> 00:24:27,382 Even when I was human, I wasn't truly living. 444 00:24:27,465 --> 00:24:29,259 - [buttons clicking] - [whirring] 445 00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:34,389 [Cliff on video] I can't feel, I can't fuck, 446 00:24:34,472 --> 00:24:36,766 I can't even take a piss, Doc. 447 00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:40,103 All of life's pleasures have been stripped away. 448 00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:41,313 - Stripped away. - [bell dings] 449 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,859 [Jane on video] I didn't mean to. 450 00:24:45,942 --> 00:24:48,236 [sniffles] I wasn't shoplifting. 451 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,615 I just wanted to try some things on. That's all. 452 00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:52,866 Everything I have-- 453 00:24:52,949 --> 00:24:53,950 - [tense music plays] - [bell dings] 454 00:24:57,871 --> 00:24:59,164 What the shit! 455 00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:03,001 - This is all fucking fake? - Yes. 456 00:25:03,084 --> 00:25:05,587 Well, why are you telling us this now? 457 00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:08,089 Why didn't you wait until after Immortimas Day? 458 00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:11,593 Because, Cliff, there is no after Immortimas. 459 00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:15,180 There is only Immortimas Day forever! 460 00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:16,848 Unless we can find a way out. 461 00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:18,808 Hold on a minute. 462 00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:21,186 [scoffs] How is all this fake? 463 00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:22,687 This life, this holiday? 464 00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:26,816 Like, Laura, we celebrate this every single year. 465 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:27,984 You know this. 466 00:25:28,068 --> 00:25:30,528 No, Vic. We don't. It's all made up. 467 00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:34,282 Just like you and Deric running a robotics club is all made up. 468 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:38,286 You are Cyborg. Formerly Cyborg. 469 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:41,039 You are a metahuman superhero. 470 00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:42,791 Cyborg? 471 00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:43,792 Yeah. 472 00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:48,421 [voice echoing] You are Cyborg. 473 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:50,090 - [tense music plays] - [bell dings] 474 00:25:51,841 --> 00:25:52,926 [Vic] Holy shit! 475 00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:55,637 Rouge is right. 476 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,013 We gotta come up with a plan 477 00:25:57,097 --> 00:25:58,598 to get out of this Hallmark Channel hell. 478 00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:00,100 - Bingo! - What? Wait. 479 00:26:00,183 --> 00:26:02,477 Why do we want to get out? 480 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:05,814 Larry, you wanna be a human, don't you? 481 00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:10,443 You can take off all of this and you can let the wind 482 00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:13,029 blow on your face and you can taste the ham. 483 00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:14,948 [Larry] Trust me. I would love to stay in denial 484 00:26:15,031 --> 00:26:17,409 as much as the next guy. I've got a boyfriend here. 485 00:26:17,492 --> 00:26:19,953 It's an illusion, bro! 486 00:26:20,036 --> 00:26:22,998 Larry saying he has a boyfriend in this world, 487 00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:24,332 is like you saying 488 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,376 your cam girl really cared about you. 489 00:26:26,459 --> 00:26:27,627 Ginger was there for me. 490 00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:29,170 None of that matters! 491 00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:31,339 We're not safe unless I'm wearing these bandages. 492 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:32,841 Oh, wait, I just remembered 493 00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:35,343 you're a depressing fuck in the real world. [chuckling] 494 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:36,553 That's true. 495 00:26:36,636 --> 00:26:38,013 [Vic] Cliff! How can you be so selfish? 496 00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:39,889 Selfish? Look who's talking. 497 00:26:39,973 --> 00:26:41,808 I'm not the one who gave up my superpowers 498 00:26:41,891 --> 00:26:43,893 so I could dick around with my high school friends. 499 00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:44,936 - Fuck you! - [Cliff] Okay. 500 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:48,398 I feel like... Sorry. 501 00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:50,025 I feel like we're losing focus here. 502 00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:52,527 Bottom line, I'm down to get out of here 503 00:26:52,610 --> 00:26:54,362 if it means I don't have to fucking sing. 504 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:57,324 - Shit on a clit! I thought you were with me. - [Jane] Dude! 505 00:26:57,407 --> 00:26:59,326 Okay, look, I'm gonna go tell Dorothy 506 00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:01,036 the truth about this place, 507 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,204 and one of you needs to tell Rita. 508 00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:08,460 Okay. 509 00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:11,296 Are we ready to ruin Rita's happiness? 510 00:27:13,089 --> 00:27:14,424 [Larry singing a cappella] ♪ Eh ♪ 511 00:27:14,507 --> 00:27:15,759 [Cliff singing a cappella] ♪ Eh ♪ 512 00:27:15,842 --> 00:27:17,260 [Jane singing a cappella] ♪ Eh ♪ 513 00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:18,511 [Sex Ghosts singing a cappella] ♪ Eh ♪ 514 00:27:22,098 --> 00:27:26,186 ♪ Fuck ♪ 515 00:27:26,269 --> 00:27:27,354 [sighing] Me. 516 00:27:30,565 --> 00:27:31,608 [Vic] I know. 517 00:27:32,859 --> 00:27:34,319 It was a shock to me, too. 518 00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:37,989 [sighs] 519 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:42,285 Maybe you're looking at this wrong way. 520 00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:45,622 Maybe we're all here, because it's what we all want. 521 00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:48,083 For the first time, we're all together. 522 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:51,920 I mean, when have we ever celebrated a family holiday. 523 00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:53,588 Are you saying that you wanna stay here? 524 00:27:55,256 --> 00:27:56,841 What's so bad about that? 525 00:27:56,925 --> 00:28:00,095 There is no way that this is what we all want. 526 00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:02,806 And even if it is, we're not our authentic selves. 527 00:28:04,015 --> 00:28:06,810 What does that even mean? 528 00:28:06,893 --> 00:28:09,854 How could you want to leave when we have it all here? 529 00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:13,191 - [sighs in exasperation] - Dorothy. 530 00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:17,570 [exhales deeply] 531 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,618 ♪ Do I have it all here? ♪ 532 00:28:23,701 --> 00:28:26,496 ♪ Is this all a blessing? ♪ 533 00:28:26,579 --> 00:28:31,876 ♪ If the answer's near Why am I second guessing? ♪ 534 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:36,881 ♪ I don't know if I go ♪ 535 00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:42,220 ♪ But I'll keep standing still In a world that's not real ♪ 536 00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:51,980 ♪ Who will I find If I leave this Family behind? ♪ 537 00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:58,945 ♪ There's no turning back Gotta make up my mind ♪ 538 00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:04,284 ♪ I need to face the future ♪ 539 00:29:04,367 --> 00:29:09,205 ♪ I must chart a path Taking a step forward ♪ 540 00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:11,624 ♪ Am I going back? ♪ 541 00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:16,421 ♪ Who am I if I don't try? ♪ 542 00:29:16,504 --> 00:29:21,176 ♪ Who do I want to be? ♪ 543 00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:25,430 ♪ Do I need to say goodbye ♪ 544 00:29:25,513 --> 00:29:28,433 ♪ To discover the real-- ♪ 545 00:29:28,516 --> 00:29:29,517 Vic! 546 00:29:31,769 --> 00:29:32,729 [sheepishly] Yeah? 547 00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:37,567 Are you, um... singing? 548 00:29:39,819 --> 00:29:40,820 Yeah. 549 00:29:41,779 --> 00:29:42,906 [softly] Right. 550 00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:45,658 Okay. Well, when you're done with... 551 00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:47,410 It's lovely, but when you're done with... 552 00:29:47,494 --> 00:29:49,329 With all of that, do you want to meet me at the bone tree 553 00:29:49,412 --> 00:29:50,955 so we can discuss the, you know, 554 00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:53,291 some sort of musical exit strategy? 555 00:29:53,374 --> 00:29:54,334 Sounds good. 556 00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:58,755 Okay, just... go back to... 557 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:01,132 [softly] Okay. 558 00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:05,220 [upbeat music playing] 559 00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:08,806 ♪ When I'm with The Doom Patrol ♪ 560 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:11,100 ♪ Every day's Immortimas ♪ 561 00:30:11,184 --> 00:30:16,064 ♪ Life's out of control But I want more than this ♪ 562 00:30:16,147 --> 00:30:20,568 ♪ Am I still unfulfilled? ♪ 563 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:22,362 ♪ I'm caught in a spell ♪ 564 00:30:22,445 --> 00:30:25,365 ♪ My own musical hell! ♪ 565 00:30:25,448 --> 00:30:27,325 [Cliff sighs in relief] 566 00:30:27,408 --> 00:30:29,285 [Cliff straining] Oh, dude! 567 00:30:31,829 --> 00:30:33,289 What the hell are you doing, man? 568 00:30:33,373 --> 00:30:34,916 What's it look like? 569 00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:38,795 I just wanna feel the wind on my dick while I still can. 570 00:30:38,878 --> 00:30:41,631 [straining] I gotta be interrupted by someone singing 571 00:30:41,714 --> 00:30:43,800 a fucking power ballad. 572 00:30:43,883 --> 00:30:45,843 Whoa! [sighs in relief] 573 00:30:48,805 --> 00:30:50,932 Oh, wait. Not done. [strains] 574 00:30:54,727 --> 00:30:56,813 ♪ Can I have it all here? ♪ 575 00:30:56,896 --> 00:30:59,566 ♪ Be content With all I've got ♪ 576 00:30:59,649 --> 00:31:04,737 ♪ Maybe here, maybe not ♪ 577 00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:08,783 ♪ I need to face the future ♪ 578 00:31:08,866 --> 00:31:13,705 ♪ I must chart a path Taking a step forward ♪ 579 00:31:13,788 --> 00:31:20,962 ♪ Am I going back? Can I be the hero ♪ 580 00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:25,633 ♪ Different from before? ♪ 581 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:30,638 ♪ Without him am I a zero? ♪ 582 00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:33,182 ♪ How can I be sure-- ♪ 583 00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:34,559 - Vic? - [music ends] 584 00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:38,605 You all right? 585 00:31:41,024 --> 00:31:42,025 [sighs] 586 00:31:43,276 --> 00:31:44,235 I don't know. 587 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:47,697 [Larry] Okay. 588 00:31:53,661 --> 00:31:57,332 - You're taking this remarkably well. [chuckles] - [Casey chuckles] 589 00:31:57,415 --> 00:32:00,627 Yeah, I guess I'm just used to being ripped out of realities. 590 00:32:02,086 --> 00:32:03,588 [chuckling] 591 00:32:03,671 --> 00:32:07,592 So, about our duet... 592 00:32:07,675 --> 00:32:08,635 Yeah? 593 00:32:09,927 --> 00:32:11,971 - I think you're great. - Me too. 594 00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:13,890 - For you, I mean. - Sure. 595 00:32:15,141 --> 00:32:17,185 What I mean is... 596 00:32:17,268 --> 00:32:20,563 Well, now that I have my memories back, 597 00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:23,024 it's not just me in this body anymore. 598 00:32:25,151 --> 00:32:26,944 I'm just a bit all over the place right now. 599 00:32:29,656 --> 00:32:32,909 Totally. Totally! Yeah, I get it. We're good. 600 00:32:32,992 --> 00:32:34,869 - Really? - Uh-huh! [chuckles] 601 00:32:34,952 --> 00:32:35,995 Okay. 602 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:50,802 [door creaks open] 603 00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:57,266 What's this? 604 00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:02,480 Some sort of holiday role play? Kinky, I'm in. 605 00:33:02,563 --> 00:33:05,650 - So shall I unwrap you or-- - Please don't. 606 00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:08,236 We need to talk. 607 00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:11,155 Oh, no. Are you breaking up with me 608 00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:13,533 in a mummy costume? Why? 609 00:33:13,616 --> 00:33:15,410 Do you not want me to meet your family? 610 00:33:15,493 --> 00:33:17,870 No, no. I want you to meet them. 611 00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:21,624 This is who I really am. 612 00:33:23,626 --> 00:33:26,337 And you, you're Mr. 104, the Combustible Man, 613 00:33:26,421 --> 00:33:28,965 who can change into any element on the periodic table. 614 00:33:29,048 --> 00:33:30,925 - Remember? - [bell dings] 615 00:33:32,218 --> 00:33:35,179 Oh, right. I remember. 616 00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:38,766 I was wondering why my name was 104. 617 00:33:40,893 --> 00:33:43,521 And, so what? How does this change anything? 618 00:33:43,604 --> 00:33:45,064 I'd still love to meet your family. 619 00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:47,442 Seriously? 620 00:33:49,026 --> 00:33:50,737 No, no. We need to find a way 621 00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:53,448 to escape Isabel's psychotic witchery. 622 00:33:53,531 --> 00:33:55,116 But we're safe here. 623 00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:57,076 I'm not about to blow up, 624 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,370 and I'm assuming you're not some radioactive purple man under there? 625 00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:01,330 Stop! It's too dangerous. 626 00:34:01,414 --> 00:34:03,249 That's exactly it, Larry. 627 00:34:03,332 --> 00:34:04,792 We're not in danger here. 628 00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:06,461 Hey... 629 00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:09,464 we said we would find another way. 630 00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:11,966 Maybe another way found us. 631 00:34:13,676 --> 00:34:16,220 - Don't you want to be together? - [sighing ruefully] I do. 632 00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:19,265 I do. Just... not like this. 633 00:34:20,641 --> 00:34:22,310 Not in a fake world. 634 00:34:22,393 --> 00:34:26,189 Fake for whom? It's perfect here. 635 00:34:26,272 --> 00:34:27,982 [big band music playing] 636 00:34:29,525 --> 00:34:30,526 [Larry groans] 637 00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:35,531 ♪ I thought My days were numbered ♪ 638 00:34:35,615 --> 00:34:41,954 ♪ With my fragile constitution You brought me back to life ♪ 639 00:34:42,038 --> 00:34:44,999 ♪ Looks like You were my solution ♪ 640 00:34:45,082 --> 00:34:48,085 ♪ So what if The world's a stage ♪ 641 00:34:48,169 --> 00:34:51,380 ♪ Let's be the stars And break through ♪ 642 00:34:51,464 --> 00:34:54,091 [Larry] ♪ It's not enough For me ♪ 643 00:34:54,175 --> 00:34:57,762 ♪ Is Immortimas Enough for you? ♪ 644 00:34:57,845 --> 00:34:59,263 ♪ Our bond is stronger Than anything ♪ 645 00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:01,390 ♪ Covalent or ionic ♪ 646 00:35:01,474 --> 00:35:04,185 [Larry] ♪ But if I turn radioactive It could be catastrophic ♪ 647 00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:10,316 ♪ This world's A work of fiction ♪ 648 00:35:10,399 --> 00:35:13,736 ♪ I've lied In relationships before ♪ 649 00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:16,614 ♪ This ain't real life ♪ 650 00:35:16,697 --> 00:35:20,034 ♪ There are dangers here We can't ignore ♪ 651 00:35:20,117 --> 00:35:22,912 ♪ Out there's Where danger lies ♪ 652 00:35:22,995 --> 00:35:26,123 ♪ Remember we're unstable ♪ 653 00:35:26,207 --> 00:35:29,836 ♪ Dream with me a bit longer ♪ 654 00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:33,130 ♪ Cue the periodic table ♪ 655 00:35:41,889 --> 00:35:45,059 [both] ♪ We used to be experiments ♪ 656 00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:48,062 ♪ The past is now irrelevant ♪ 657 00:35:48,145 --> 00:35:54,152 ♪ Cause we've got All the elements of love ♪ 658 00:35:54,235 --> 00:35:57,572 ♪ So Immortus is benevolent ♪ 659 00:35:57,655 --> 00:36:00,575 ♪ But we've got Just the temperament ♪ 660 00:36:00,658 --> 00:36:03,744 ♪ Our chemistry is evident ♪ 661 00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:09,584 ♪ It's the elements of love ♪ 662 00:36:10,626 --> 00:36:13,170 [tap dancing] 663 00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:14,922 ♪ You led me To a brighter day ♪ 664 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:16,549 ♪ We're good as gold If we just stay ♪ 665 00:36:16,632 --> 00:36:18,217 ♪ Zinc of All the things we'd do ♪ 666 00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:22,597 ♪ In my chemical romance With you ♪ 667 00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:29,228 ♪ We used to be experiments ♪ 668 00:36:29,312 --> 00:36:32,273 ♪ The past is now irrelevant ♪ 669 00:36:32,356 --> 00:36:37,153 ♪ 'Cause we've got All the elements of love ♪ 670 00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:41,741 ♪ So Immortus is benevolent ♪ 671 00:36:41,824 --> 00:36:44,785 ♪ But we've got Just the temperament ♪ 672 00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:47,830 ♪ Our chemistry is evident ♪ 673 00:36:47,914 --> 00:36:55,004 ♪ It's the elements of love ♪ 674 00:36:55,087 --> 00:36:56,464 [tap dancing] 675 00:36:57,673 --> 00:36:59,383 [song ends] 676 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:06,015 [Larry panting] Okay, we'll stay. 677 00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:11,562 [Rita on video] All I wanted was to be beloved, Niles. 678 00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:13,147 [squelching] 679 00:37:13,230 --> 00:37:17,777 And now look at me, I'm a monster. 680 00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:24,408 [sighs] 681 00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:26,202 - [Rita sighs on video] - [knocking on door] 682 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,496 [clears throat] 683 00:37:30,164 --> 00:37:31,165 [exhales] 684 00:37:32,416 --> 00:37:36,003 Why did you let me leave 685 00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:38,756 when you were telling everyone else about all this? 686 00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:41,300 [sighs] You looked so happy. 687 00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:44,428 I didn't wanna... ruin your perfect day... 688 00:37:45,721 --> 00:37:46,681 again. 689 00:37:49,308 --> 00:37:50,268 Thank you. 690 00:37:52,645 --> 00:37:54,981 If we're being totally honest with one another, 691 00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:57,525 I don't... 692 00:37:57,608 --> 00:37:59,652 care that this is all fake. 693 00:37:59,735 --> 00:38:02,154 You don't care that we live in a world 694 00:38:02,238 --> 00:38:03,406 where at any given moment, 695 00:38:03,489 --> 00:38:05,533 everyone might burst out into song 696 00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:08,536 about the Midwest or... worse. 697 00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:10,746 - A clam bake? - [chuckles softly] 698 00:38:13,416 --> 00:38:16,877 I don't want to be a monster anymore. 699 00:38:20,423 --> 00:38:22,216 Rita. 700 00:38:22,299 --> 00:38:26,887 [inhales deeply] You were never a monster to me. 701 00:38:29,056 --> 00:38:32,476 That's because in this friendship, 702 00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:34,979 you're the monster. 703 00:38:43,237 --> 00:38:46,032 [sighs] Fuck it. 704 00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:48,784 [phone keypad beeping] 705 00:38:48,868 --> 00:38:49,994 [line ringing] 706 00:38:50,077 --> 00:38:51,370 [Clara over phone] Hello? 707 00:38:51,454 --> 00:38:52,413 Hey, kiddo! 708 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:54,415 Clara! 709 00:38:54,498 --> 00:38:57,376 - Happy Immortimas! - Happy Immortimas Day, Dad. 710 00:38:57,460 --> 00:39:00,004 - [Rory cooing and gurgling] - [Cliff exclaims tenderly] 711 00:39:00,087 --> 00:39:01,881 - Rory says, "Hi," too. - Aw! 712 00:39:03,132 --> 00:39:08,387 So, um... is everything good over there? 713 00:39:08,471 --> 00:39:10,056 Everything's amazing. 714 00:39:10,139 --> 00:39:11,849 You know, we wish we could be with you. 715 00:39:11,932 --> 00:39:14,018 No, no, no, no. You sound amazing. 716 00:39:14,727 --> 00:39:16,479 [Rory babbling] 717 00:39:16,562 --> 00:39:19,106 Okay, give Rory a big kiss for me. 718 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:22,109 - Love you, sweetie. - Love you, Dad. Praise Immortus. 719 00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:23,819 Praise Immortus. 720 00:39:23,903 --> 00:39:25,071 [Rory babbles] 721 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:31,202 [Robotman] You fleshy fuck! 722 00:39:33,954 --> 00:39:35,289 [upbeat music playing] 723 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,041 ♪ I get it Immortimas sucks ♪ 724 00:39:37,124 --> 00:39:39,585 ♪ Isabel is evil And a bit of a schmuck ♪ 725 00:39:39,668 --> 00:39:42,338 ♪ But can I play Devil's advocate? ♪ 726 00:39:42,421 --> 00:39:45,466 ♪ You're missing One component ♪ 727 00:39:45,549 --> 00:39:48,302 ♪ Go ahead, buddy This is your moment ♪ 728 00:39:48,385 --> 00:39:51,055 ♪ What's the big deal? In here I'm real ♪ 729 00:39:51,138 --> 00:39:53,474 ♪ I can smell And touch and taste ♪ 730 00:39:53,557 --> 00:39:56,477 ♪ You'd let This body go to waste ♪ 731 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,438 [Robotman singing] ♪ I thought we changed But you're deranged ♪ 732 00:39:59,522 --> 00:40:01,190 ♪ Let's get One thing straight ♪ 733 00:40:01,273 --> 00:40:04,985 ♪ You want to stay To masturbate ♪ 734 00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:07,196 [all] ♪ Maybe it's a pipe dream ♪ 735 00:40:07,279 --> 00:40:10,491 ♪ Maybe it's Xanadu ♪ 736 00:40:10,574 --> 00:40:14,495 ♪ Can't you see My family doesn't need ♪ 737 00:40:14,578 --> 00:40:18,415 ♪ My robot body ♪ 738 00:40:18,499 --> 00:40:22,253 ♪ And me ♪ 739 00:40:24,630 --> 00:40:27,758 ♪ I will never Be the perfect dad ♪ 740 00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:31,262 ♪ Is wanting to protect them From you so bad? ♪ 741 00:40:31,345 --> 00:40:35,349 [Oven Mitt Rory] ♪ What about me Pop-pop? ♪ 742 00:40:35,432 --> 00:40:38,102 ♪ Your favorite friend? ♪ 743 00:40:38,185 --> 00:40:43,983 ♪ I'll stay a baby forever If this doesn't end ♪ 744 00:40:44,066 --> 00:40:46,193 [all] ♪ Maybe it's A pipe dream ♪ 745 00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:49,572 ♪ Maybe it's Xanadu ♪ 746 00:40:49,655 --> 00:40:52,867 ♪ Isn't it nice to see What life could be ♪ 747 00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:57,454 ♪ Without my robot body ♪ 748 00:40:57,538 --> 00:41:03,127 ♪ And me ♪ 749 00:41:03,210 --> 00:41:05,462 - [song ends] - [doorbell chiming] 750 00:41:05,546 --> 00:41:07,590 [sinister instrumental music playing] 751 00:41:11,135 --> 00:41:13,471 Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! 752 00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:14,763 Okay, what's the plan? 753 00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:16,140 I can't believe she's actually here. 754 00:41:16,223 --> 00:41:17,975 Well, of course she's fucking here. 755 00:41:18,058 --> 00:41:19,768 - [Dorothy] I told you she'd come. - [Vic] There's no time. 756 00:41:19,852 --> 00:41:21,187 Okay. What are we gonna do? 757 00:41:21,270 --> 00:41:23,272 - [Casey] Drown her. - [Jane] Poison her. 758 00:41:23,355 --> 00:41:25,733 - Turn her into boron. - Turn the lights out and pretend we're not home. 759 00:41:25,816 --> 00:41:27,359 Who wants deviled eggs? 760 00:41:27,443 --> 00:41:29,612 - Hit her over the head with some ham. - Poison her. 761 00:41:29,695 --> 00:41:31,655 - [Jane] But with ham, yes. Poison her with ham. - [all squabbling indistinctly] 762 00:41:31,739 --> 00:41:33,616 - Give her so much ham, she explodes. - Okay, no more bullshit! 763 00:41:34,533 --> 00:41:36,118 Isabel is here. 764 00:41:36,202 --> 00:41:39,288 Where do you stand? Stay or go. 765 00:41:39,371 --> 00:41:40,748 - Stay! - Go! 766 00:41:40,831 --> 00:41:42,541 [Madame Rouge] Okay. And I'm a go. 767 00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:46,587 All right. That was slightly less unified than I'd expected. 768 00:41:46,670 --> 00:41:49,089 [doorbell chiming] 769 00:41:54,929 --> 00:41:55,846 Wait! 770 00:41:58,182 --> 00:42:01,268 We all know we're in some sort of fabricated existence here, 771 00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:03,187 whether we want to stay or leave. 772 00:42:03,270 --> 00:42:06,690 Whatever our differences, there is an almighty god at our front door. 773 00:42:06,774 --> 00:42:08,567 A spiteful god who didn't think twice 774 00:42:08,651 --> 00:42:11,153 of turning her most ardent worshippers into dust. 775 00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:12,404 So, let's just take a breath. 776 00:42:12,488 --> 00:42:15,032 [Cliff inhales deeply] 777 00:42:15,824 --> 00:42:17,284 She said... 778 00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:19,453 All we need to do is get through dinner. 779 00:42:19,536 --> 00:42:23,499 So, just shut your pie holes and put on a happy face. Hmm? 780 00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:28,462 Hmm? 781 00:42:29,713 --> 00:42:30,881 [Dorothy sighs] 782 00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:39,682 [in sing-song voice] Hello! I'm here! Where's my ham? 783 00:42:39,765 --> 00:42:41,183 [chuckles] 784 00:42:42,726 --> 00:42:45,521 Oh! I didn't know there was a theme. 785 00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:56,031 My goodness, this all looks divine! 786 00:42:58,659 --> 00:42:59,535 Sit. 787 00:43:00,786 --> 00:43:01,620 [energy pulsing] 788 00:43:01,704 --> 00:43:03,622 Now, let's see. 789 00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:05,207 Shall we start the festivities 790 00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:08,168 with a little Immortimas spirit? 791 00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:09,837 How about we go around the table 792 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,923 and share what we're all grateful for? Hmm? 793 00:43:14,675 --> 00:43:15,634 I'll go first. 794 00:43:16,468 --> 00:43:20,723 I'm grateful for... me. 795 00:43:20,806 --> 00:43:23,517 [laughs] Oh, this is fun. 796 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:24,935 [continues laughing] 797 00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:26,228 Who's next? 798 00:43:26,312 --> 00:43:27,521 Mister Mummy Man? 799 00:43:28,397 --> 00:43:29,898 [Larry] Uh... 800 00:43:29,982 --> 00:43:34,153 Well, um, I guess I'm grateful to be here with my family, 801 00:43:34,236 --> 00:43:36,113 and to introduce them all to my boyfriend. 802 00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:39,783 How sweet. And? 803 00:43:41,243 --> 00:43:43,871 - And... and for the-- - [clattering] 804 00:43:43,954 --> 00:43:46,373 The pleasure of worshipping you, Isabel. 805 00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:48,584 - [in demonic voice] Immortus! - [thunder rumbling] 806 00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:51,879 [malicious music playing] 807 00:43:56,717 --> 00:43:58,177 [Larry] Yeah. 808 00:43:58,260 --> 00:43:59,553 [in normal voice] Okay. 809 00:43:59,636 --> 00:44:01,096 Can someone pass the ham? 810 00:44:04,141 --> 00:44:05,809 [dishes clanking] 811 00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:07,519 Who's next? 812 00:44:10,689 --> 00:44:11,982 [sniffing] 813 00:44:12,066 --> 00:44:14,109 Okay, I'll go next. [clears throat] 814 00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:16,570 [sighs deeply] 815 00:44:16,653 --> 00:44:18,364 Uh, Immortus, 816 00:44:18,447 --> 00:44:22,368 I am grateful that you were there for me in my time of need. 817 00:44:22,451 --> 00:44:25,621 I needed to do a giant pish, 818 00:44:25,704 --> 00:44:28,749 and you provided a wipe 819 00:44:28,832 --> 00:44:31,418 - for me to freshen up my fufu. - [Rita softly] Mm-mm. 820 00:44:31,502 --> 00:44:33,504 And for that, I thank you. 821 00:44:35,381 --> 00:44:37,758 Except that this is Immortimas Day, 822 00:44:37,841 --> 00:44:39,593 and you couldn't possibly know that, Rouge, 823 00:44:39,676 --> 00:44:43,097 because there only is Immortimas Day. 824 00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:48,143 Except, Willie-Wanks-A-Lot, this world isn't real. 825 00:44:48,227 --> 00:44:50,938 Now you should know it was super easy to figure that out 826 00:44:51,021 --> 00:44:53,148 because you didn't even try to hide 827 00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:56,360 that this is an alternate reality, 828 00:44:56,443 --> 00:44:58,278 or maybe you just suck at this. 829 00:44:58,362 --> 00:45:00,781 - [Isabel grunts] - [Madame Rouge chokes] 830 00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:07,246 Don't you all agree Rouge is the ultimate party pooper? 831 00:45:07,329 --> 00:45:08,747 [gasping] 832 00:45:10,165 --> 00:45:13,085 [in demonic voice] Don't you agree? 833 00:45:13,168 --> 00:45:15,254 [all agreeing] Yes, uh-huh. 834 00:45:15,337 --> 00:45:16,547 Smelled that shit from over here. 835 00:45:16,630 --> 00:45:17,923 - [Larry] Yeah. - [Vic] Party pooper. 836 00:45:18,006 --> 00:45:20,300 [in normal voice] Now, my question was, 837 00:45:21,885 --> 00:45:23,512 what are you grateful for? 838 00:45:25,180 --> 00:45:27,808 [straining and choking] 839 00:45:28,725 --> 00:45:30,853 Sing out, Louise! 840 00:45:30,936 --> 00:45:33,147 [straining and choking] 841 00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:36,984 I have something to say! 842 00:45:38,485 --> 00:45:40,654 Uh, because Immortus, 843 00:45:40,737 --> 00:45:43,824 I have so much to thank you for. [chuckles] 844 00:45:43,907 --> 00:45:47,494 Lovely. [clears throat] Proceed. 845 00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:52,499 We are all grateful for you, because without you, 846 00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:55,794 we would not be the incredible people at this table. 847 00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:59,506 I have to admit you've been a role model to me. 848 00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:03,844 You've taught me what it means to be... an icon and a hero. 849 00:46:05,762 --> 00:46:07,848 Thank you, Rita. [sighs] 850 00:46:07,931 --> 00:46:10,267 - Who's next-- - I'm not done. 851 00:46:10,350 --> 00:46:15,689 Your need for constant attention and adulation is inspiring. 852 00:46:15,772 --> 00:46:18,025 Your hunger for perfection... 853 00:46:18,108 --> 00:46:19,902 [chuckling] ...although a hopeless endeavor, 854 00:46:19,985 --> 00:46:24,531 is almost as impressive as your lack of self-awareness. 855 00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:27,868 And finally, and this is what I do admire most, 856 00:46:27,951 --> 00:46:32,998 your ability to be an even bigger narcissist than I could ever be. 857 00:46:33,081 --> 00:46:36,210 You think you're all powerful? You think you're all knowing? 858 00:46:36,293 --> 00:46:39,046 Well, I know you because I was you. 859 00:46:39,129 --> 00:46:42,174 And I don't want to be you anymore. 860 00:46:42,257 --> 00:46:45,511 It is a sad, lonely, pathetic existence. 861 00:46:49,848 --> 00:46:51,225 [Larry sighs] Oh. 862 00:46:55,312 --> 00:46:56,396 [sighs] 863 00:46:56,480 --> 00:47:00,567 I see. And do you all agree? 864 00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:03,946 [emphatically] Absolutely not! 865 00:47:04,029 --> 00:47:05,572 Praise Immortus! 866 00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:09,368 [laughing] We all love you. 867 00:47:09,451 --> 00:47:11,912 - And Immortimas Day! - [Isabel and Cliff chuckle] 868 00:47:11,995 --> 00:47:14,623 [sputtering] That's not what Rita means. 869 00:47:14,706 --> 00:47:16,166 She's just tired. 870 00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:18,085 That's just... It's the ham fumes. 871 00:47:18,168 --> 00:47:21,296 - You know how it is. - Yeah. Yeah. 872 00:47:22,339 --> 00:47:24,258 Actually, I agree with Rita. 873 00:47:24,341 --> 00:47:27,427 - What the fuck? - [Vic] Dude, let her speak. 874 00:47:27,511 --> 00:47:30,389 I'm not sure this is what I want anymore. 875 00:47:32,140 --> 00:47:35,143 Immortimas is just another prison. 876 00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:37,145 It's another lie. 877 00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:39,731 And I'm done lying to myself. 878 00:47:39,815 --> 00:47:44,611 I'm 100 years old, for God's sake, and I'm still hiding. 879 00:47:44,695 --> 00:47:48,031 I have never lived out in the real world. 880 00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:51,702 I can't lock myself away anymore. 881 00:47:52,953 --> 00:47:53,954 I need to go. 882 00:47:58,917 --> 00:48:00,043 Then I'll go with you. 883 00:48:00,877 --> 00:48:02,129 What? 884 00:48:02,212 --> 00:48:04,840 So, that's three votes to leave Immortimas. 885 00:48:04,923 --> 00:48:08,885 No, no, no, no, no. That... that's not what she means. 886 00:48:08,969 --> 00:48:12,264 Dorothy loves Immortimas Day. 887 00:48:12,347 --> 00:48:15,767 And-- Who... who is this? 888 00:48:15,851 --> 00:48:17,603 [sighs in exasperation] 889 00:48:17,686 --> 00:48:22,566 I'm just saying that... I thought I found a new adventure here. 890 00:48:23,817 --> 00:48:25,068 A new experience. 891 00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:27,529 Clearly I was wrong. 892 00:48:29,072 --> 00:48:30,741 If I'm going to be a hero in the real world, 893 00:48:30,824 --> 00:48:32,576 I need to see the real world. 894 00:48:32,659 --> 00:48:34,244 No, come on. 895 00:48:34,328 --> 00:48:38,373 Can't a... a human man catch a break? 896 00:48:38,457 --> 00:48:43,712 [chuckling nervously] I mean, she's not even with us. 897 00:48:43,795 --> 00:48:44,755 What is your name? 898 00:48:44,838 --> 00:48:46,465 I really wanted to stay here. 899 00:48:46,548 --> 00:48:48,258 It's about as perfect as perfect can be. 900 00:48:48,342 --> 00:48:52,971 Finally, someone saying the things that we all are thinking. 901 00:48:53,055 --> 00:48:56,683 - But if I'm being honest with myself... - Fuck me. 902 00:48:56,767 --> 00:49:00,020 It's another story being written for me. 903 00:49:00,103 --> 00:49:01,855 - You were right all along. - [Larry sighs] 904 00:49:01,938 --> 00:49:03,899 I don't want to live in a fake world either. 905 00:49:03,982 --> 00:49:05,359 How can I know what I truly want, 906 00:49:05,442 --> 00:49:08,987 when people keep rewriting my backstory? 907 00:49:09,071 --> 00:49:11,823 How can I trust my feelings when I don't even know who I am? 908 00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:15,577 I need to write my own story for once. 909 00:49:16,453 --> 00:49:18,080 You wanna leave? 910 00:49:18,163 --> 00:49:20,540 But you said... [sighs] 911 00:49:20,624 --> 00:49:21,833 I don't want you to leave. 912 00:49:23,669 --> 00:49:25,712 He's not with us either. 913 00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:28,048 That's four votes. 914 00:49:30,842 --> 00:49:31,885 And I'm five. 915 00:49:34,221 --> 00:49:35,347 [plate clatters] 916 00:49:37,432 --> 00:49:40,560 So basically what we're trying to say is fuck you 917 00:49:40,644 --> 00:49:42,187 and fuck Immortimas. 918 00:49:42,270 --> 00:49:44,147 - [table thuds] - [gasping] 919 00:49:45,607 --> 00:49:48,318 [coughing and panting] 920 00:49:48,402 --> 00:49:49,611 [groaning softly] 921 00:49:51,196 --> 00:49:52,531 [sobbing] 922 00:49:55,242 --> 00:49:56,868 [sinister music playing] 923 00:49:59,663 --> 00:50:00,872 [sniffs] 924 00:50:00,956 --> 00:50:02,457 [growls in demonic voice] 925 00:50:03,458 --> 00:50:04,876 [clears throat] 926 00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:06,128 [grunts] 927 00:50:08,046 --> 00:50:09,798 [grumbling] 928 00:50:11,007 --> 00:50:12,509 [wailing in frustration] 929 00:50:12,592 --> 00:50:15,345 [screams in demonic voice] 930 00:50:16,221 --> 00:50:17,222 [grunts] 931 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,019 [thunder rumbling] 932 00:50:24,271 --> 00:50:25,313 [in demonic voice] Move. 933 00:50:25,397 --> 00:50:26,982 [tense music playing] 934 00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:30,819 [thunder claps] 935 00:50:46,001 --> 00:50:50,672 ♪ I fix all your problems And what do you do? ♪ 936 00:50:50,756 --> 00:50:53,467 ♪ You find a way to break out ♪ 937 00:50:53,550 --> 00:50:57,304 ♪ And make it all about you ♪ 938 00:51:02,392 --> 00:51:05,228 ♪ Was it really so hard ♪ 939 00:51:05,312 --> 00:51:12,027 ♪ To give me All your love and devotion ♪ 940 00:51:12,110 --> 00:51:14,988 ♪ I could have Chosen the timeline ♪ 941 00:51:15,071 --> 00:51:20,368 ♪ That featured lotion ♪ 942 00:51:20,452 --> 00:51:24,831 - ♪ You're all doomed! ♪ - ♪ Doomed! ♪ 943 00:51:24,915 --> 00:51:28,960 ♪ Sorry not sorry To break the bad news ♪ 944 00:51:29,044 --> 00:51:35,675 - ♪ Doomed! Doomed! Doomed! ♪ - ♪ Doomed! Doomed! Doomed! ♪ 945 00:51:35,759 --> 00:51:38,011 ♪ Doomed! Doomed! ♪ 946 00:51:38,094 --> 00:51:42,349 ♪ Aw, you think you've won? Yeah, you think I'm done? ♪ 947 00:51:42,432 --> 00:51:44,893 ♪ Think again The age of Immortus ♪ 948 00:51:44,976 --> 00:51:47,354 ♪ Has just begun ♪ 949 00:51:48,313 --> 00:51:49,981 What are you gonna do, kill us? 950 00:51:50,774 --> 00:51:53,735 [laughs] I don't have to. 951 00:51:53,819 --> 00:51:59,074 ♪ 'Cause you're all doomed ♪ 952 00:51:59,157 --> 00:52:03,370 ♪ Sorry not sorry To break the bad news ♪ 953 00:52:03,453 --> 00:52:07,415 - ♪ Doomed! Doomed! ♪ - ♪ Doomed! Doomed! ♪ 954 00:52:07,499 --> 00:52:09,918 ♪ You're about to blow My dude ♪ 955 00:52:10,001 --> 00:52:16,550 ♪ You're all doomed ♪ 956 00:52:16,633 --> 00:52:17,968 - [clicks fingers] - [thunder claps] 957 00:52:18,051 --> 00:52:20,011 [song ends] 958 00:52:20,095 --> 00:52:21,096 [Rita gasps] 959 00:52:22,305 --> 00:52:24,099 [machinery whirring] 960 00:52:28,812 --> 00:52:29,688 [sighs] 961 00:52:29,771 --> 00:52:30,814 [paper flapping] 962 00:52:34,150 --> 00:52:35,277 {\an8}[Rita sighs] 963 00:52:37,571 --> 00:52:39,406 Son of a bitch. 73319

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