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[acapella theme music playing]
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[birds chirping in distance]
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[match ignites]
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{\an8}[metal clanks]
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{\an8}[glass clinking]
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[fire crackling]
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[gentle music playing]
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[Dorothy] ♪ Immortimas ♪
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♪ Yes it's Immortimas ♪
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♪ There's absolutelyNothing sus ♪
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♪ About today ♪
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[gasps] Good morning,
Sex Ghosts!
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[Sex Ghosts]
Good morning, Dorothy!
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Happy Immortimas Day!
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[all] ♪ Immortimas ♪
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♪ We raiseOur voices in harmony ♪
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♪ It's Immortimas Day! ♪
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[music increases in tempo]
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Whoa! [grunts]
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[groaning and straining]
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Casey! I told you
to use the front door!
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Then how would you be
the first person
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I wish a happy Immortimas to?
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[both squealing in excitement]
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Come on,
let's get some breakfast,
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before Cliff eats it all.
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[both chuckle]
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[Jane] ♪ We celebrate ImmortusAnd the day she was born ♪
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♪ From the time streamTo our heart strings ♪
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♪ It's Isabel we adore ♪
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♪ Oh, thank Immortus ♪
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♪ I've got no oneTo answer to but me ♪
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♪ And I'm so blessedWith this circus ♪
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♪ My found family ♪
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♪ And your neighbor, Casey ♪
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Morning, Dorothy!
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[Casey] Happy Immortimas Day!
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[Dorothy] Happy Immortimas Day!
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[all] ♪ It's a beautiful day! ♪
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♪ Everything is Isabel's way! ♪
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♪ She can do no wrong ♪
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♪ She's the subjectOf this song ♪
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♪ All we do is love and obey ♪
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♪ On Immortimas Day! ♪
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♪ Good morning, Sex Ghosts ♪
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♪ Wrap up your foreplay ♪
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♪ It is timeFor us to celebrate ♪
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♪ My favorite holiday ♪
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♪ Made brand new sweaters ♪
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♪ For all my Doomies ♪
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♪ Back me up, you sexy ghosts ♪
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♪ And cover up your boobies ♪
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[all] ♪ Praise Immortimas Day ♪
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- ♪ I'm giving my ♪- ♪ She's giving her ♪
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♪ Sweaters away ♪
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♪ You'll be snug as a bug ♪
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♪ For the price of one hug ♪
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♪ One measly hug ♪
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♪ One lingering hug ♪
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[chuckling]
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Good morning, Sex Ghosts!
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Have you had your morning fuck?
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You know we did!
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Holy moly!
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This is the softest sweater
in the whole darn world.
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Look at us, we look fantastic!
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♪ I can almostTaste the ham-- ♪
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You're being weird,
stop stroking your sweater.
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[laughs]
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♪ I'm a lucky manLife couldn't get any better ♪
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[all] ♪ It's a beautiful day! ♪
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♪ Everything is Isabel's way! ♪
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♪ She can do no wrong ♪
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♪ She's the subjectOf this song! ♪
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♪ All we do is love and obey ♪
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♪ On Immortimas Day! ♪
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[all] Vic! Welcome home!
Detroit's finest is back!
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Happy Immortimas all!
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Deric sends gifts to unwrap.
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[Vic]
♪ Praise Immortus ♪
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♪ The robotics programIs a hit ♪
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♪ Two kids were awardedScholarships on merit ♪
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Larry! Your sweater's
getting cold!
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And, you're
missing all the fun!
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[exhales and grunts]
Good morning, Keeg!
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Happy Immortimas!
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♪ Today's a special day ♪
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♪ I can't waitFor them to see ♪
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♪ How happy we'll all be ♪
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♪ 104, and Keeg, and me ♪
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♪ I have neverBrought a suitor home ♪
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♪ Can you believe it? ♪
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♪ Well finallyWe're not alone ♪
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♪ How about this cable knit? ♪
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[electricity crackles]
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If only I had a uniform
I could wear every day.
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I wouldn't have to
make these decisions.
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[all] ♪ Born IsabelFrom Cloverton ♪
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♪ Our savior's story'sJust begun ♪
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♪ When she fellInto the timestream ♪
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♪ It opened up her mind, see ♪
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♪ In OrqwithThey assembled her soul ♪
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♪ Brought her backAnd made her whole ♪
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[chuckles]
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♪ It's a beautiful day ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's allIsabel's way ♪
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♪ Immortimas Day is whereWe all belong ♪
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♪ We love and obey ♪
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♪ And all sing along ♪
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♪ Nothing is weird ♪
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♪ Everything's fine ♪
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♪ We're all okay ♪
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♪ On ♪
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♪ Immortimas Day! ♪
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[song ends]
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[breathing heavily]
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Rita says we have to put up
the Birth of Immortus display.
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- Ugh!
- [giggling] Come!
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[sighs wearily]
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Why do I always get stuck doing
the worst Immortimas Day jobs?
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I wouldn't say stuck.
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Seems kind of fun.
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[chuckles softly]
How do you stay so positive?
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I can't help it.
It's Immortimas Day.
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The happiest day of the year!
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Yeah.
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Then why do I feel
like something's off?
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Maybe your inner self is trying
to tell you something.
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Hearing any voices
in your head lately?
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[Casey chuckles]
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[chuckles nervously]
That'd be pretty weird.
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Yeah, let's get to work.
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[rock guitar riff playing]
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♪ Hey, am I doing this right? ♪
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♪ I can't rememberIf the dinosaur ♪
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♪ Goes in front or behind ♪
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♪ Now I'm reelingWhat's this feeling? ♪
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♪ It's like warm butterflies ♪
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♪ What could it be? ♪
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♪ Am I doing this right? ♪
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♪ Hey, am I doing this right? ♪
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♪ It should be easyTo be cheesy ♪
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♪ But I'm lost in the night ♪
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♪ It's like I'm feelingSomething's missing ♪
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♪ Or it's just out of sight ♪
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♪ What could it be? ♪
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♪ Am I doing this right? ♪
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[both]
♪ It's like I'm fallingThrough space ♪
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♪ Is it all in my head? ♪
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♪ I pray for a sign ♪
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♪ Is she the key? ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Have I been flungFrom the timestream? ♪
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♪ I am the blow up man ♪
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♪ And the blow up man is me ♪
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♪ Hey, am I doing this right? ♪
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♪ I don't knowWhat I'm looking for ♪
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♪ But I'll see what I find ♪
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♪ If I reveal what is real ♪
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♪ Do you see think she might ♪
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♪ Say that she feels ♪
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♪ The same way inside? ♪
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♪ Could she be the one? ♪
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♪ This was kind of fun ♪
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♪ I'll never knowIf I don't take a chance ♪
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♪ I'm looking for answers ♪
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♪ She's a pretty good dancer ♪
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♪ She is in my heartIt's out of my hands ♪
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[both]
♪ It's like I'm fallingThrough space ♪
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♪ Is it all in my head? ♪
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♪ I pray for a sign ♪
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- ♪ Is she the key? ♪- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Have I been flungFrom the timestream? ♪
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♪ What could be missing? ♪
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♪ Would it be coolIf it was me? ♪
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- What?
- What?
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Nothing. Uh, was that too much?
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- Were you saying something?
- Hmm?
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Oh...
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Sorry. Never mind.
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I-- I've got to, um...
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- Yeah!
- Oh!
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[inhales] Hmm...
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[Rita chuckling] Laura.
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There is so much to do
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before Immortus
comes to dinner.
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Well, if she comes.
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When she comes,
everything needs to be perfect.
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Well, it will be,
with you in charge.
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We'll get it done
together because...
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♪ We're the perfect team ♪
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♪ ImmortimasWith you is a dream ♪
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♪ Thank ImmortusFor this blessed sisterhood ♪
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♪ What's not to love ♪
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♪ We've got peanut brittleHappiness, and hugs ♪
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♪ Who knew lifeCould ever be this good? ♪
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♪ You're like meat ♪
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♪ You're like cheese ♪
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♪ Put 'em togetherCharcuterie ♪
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♪ We are best friends ♪
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♪ Just two best friends ♪
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♪ We never ever fight ♪
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♪ But if we didWe'd both be right ♪
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♪ We are best friends ♪
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♪ You're one of a kind ♪
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♪ For you I'd travelSpace and time ♪
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♪ 'Cause that'sWhat it means to be ♪
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- ♪ Best friends ♪- ♪ Best friends ♪
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♪ Best friends ♪
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♪ Place the forks and knives ♪
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♪ I hope Isabel arrives ♪
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[both]
♪ Now the centerpiecesTo decorate ♪
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♪ EverythingIs picture perfect ♪
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♪ You make every momentWorth it ♪
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♪ Take this stamp and ink ♪
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♪ You know what to do ♪
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[music turns ominous]
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♪ I'll do anything you ask ♪
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[exhales]
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[shuddering]
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[screams]
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♪ We've got a friendshipThat will last ♪
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- [Isabel screams]
- You built a beautiful life with Malcolm...
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and I destroyed it all.
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[sinister note plays]
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♪ Oh, GodWhat have I put her through? ♪
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♪ Shit! Shit! ♪
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♪ What is this?What the fuck is going on? ♪
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♪ Am I speaking in a song? ♪
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♪ Oh, noSomething's very wrong ♪
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♪ Let's make a pact ♪
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♪ We cut our handsAnd shake with blood ♪
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Respectfully,
I'm going to decline.
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♪ You're like jam ♪
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[Sex Ghosts singing]
♪ Jammy jam, jam, jam ♪
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- ♪ You're like brie ♪- ♪ Spread that brie ♪
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- ♪ Put 'em togetherMore charcuterie ♪ - [breathing heavily]
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♪ Are you okay? ♪
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♪ Yeah, I'm fine ♪
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♪ Then let's sing the chorusOne more time ♪
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- ♪ We are best friends ♪- ♪ Shit, shit, what is this ♪
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- ♪ We are best friends ♪- ♪ What the fuck is going on?Am I speaking in a song? ♪
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♪ Oh, noSomething's very wrong ♪
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♪ I wish we were best friends ♪
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♪ I know this has toCome to an end ♪
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♪ Please don't forget whatIt means to be best friends ♪
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- [Madame Rouge yells]
- [song ends]
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[softly] Friends.
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[exclaims] The guest towels.
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Well, well, fine. Yes.
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I'll, uh... I'll clear up then.
No problem.
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[softly] Oh,
what the actual fuck!
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Somehow Isabel's managed
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to make this whole
world about her,
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and in this world,
we all fucking sing!
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{\an8}Suffering suffragettes!
Look and see...
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{\an8}Sweaty bollocks!
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I'm in Isabel's
musical fever dream.
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[in high pitched voice]
♪ What the fuck! ♪
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[feet stamp in unison]
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[Sex Ghosts sing a cappella]
♪ What the fuck! ♪
262
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,770
- [Dorothy] Okay, that's Cliff.
- [Vic] Uh-huh.
263
00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,355
- [Dorothy] Jane!
- [Vic] Yep.
264
00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,149
- Um, Rita.
- Nice.
265
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,317
- Me.
- [chuckles]
266
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,278
- [chuckling] You!
- Hey!
267
00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:06,322
- And Larry.
- And who's that?
268
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:08,657
Oh! This is Papa.
269
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,493
I wanted him to be a part
of the celebration,
270
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,495
because he's still here
in our hearts.
271
00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:15,164
Yeah, he is.
272
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,498
Immortimas was his favorite.
273
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,167
Man, did that guy love his ham.
274
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,127
- Mmm-hmm.
- [both chuckle]
275
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,546
Oh, how is
the robotics club going?
276
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,131
Papa always loved robots.
277
00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:26,508
Yeah. I mean, it's good.
It's going great.
278
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,594
Uh, sometimes I feel like
I could be doing more.
279
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:30,179
Making a bigger impact,
I don't know.
280
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,848
But what's bigger
than helping your community
281
00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:35,392
- and doing what you love.
- [chuckles softly]
282
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,353
Maybe Immortus can help.
283
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,646
You can ask her at dinner.
284
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,817
Uh, you know,
Immortus is a busy lady.
285
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,527
So, I just don't want you
to be disappointed
286
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,071
if she doesn't show.
287
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,530
I can feel it, Vic.
288
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:52,868
She's going to come to dinner,
I'm sure of it.
289
00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:54,536
It must be nice
to be so certain.
290
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,039
Well, I'm certain
I want some hot chocolate.
291
00:15:57,122 --> 00:16:00,834
- Oh, yeah.
- Papa always loved hot chocolate. Here.
292
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:03,420
[both chuckling]
293
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:07,633
[Sex Ghosts sing a cappella]
♪ Mmm, hot chocolatePapa loved hot chocolate ♪
294
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:09,635
♪ Too bad he's dead ♪
295
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,349
[softly] Mmm.
296
00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:17,184
Immortimas is the best.
297
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:18,686
I could spend the day with you
298
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:19,770
- and the family.
- Yeah?
299
00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:22,815
We get to see Isabel at dinner.
300
00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:25,234
I'm so happy,
I never want it to end.
301
00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:31,407
Me too. Yeah. [chuckles softly]
302
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:35,786
Mmm.
303
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:38,330
Mmm-hmm.
304
00:16:39,998 --> 00:16:41,041
[softly] C'mon.
305
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,920
C'mon. Okay.
306
00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:47,923
{\an8}- [upbeat electronic
music playing] - Mmm.
307
00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:50,926
♪ Looking for somethingNaughty to play ♪
308
00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:53,762
♪ It's little Cliffie'sTime of the day ♪
309
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,890
♪ Maybe one of these specialsWill do the trick ♪
310
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,183
[music ends abruptly]
311
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:01,854
[button clicks]
312
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,772
[Isabel on video]
Happy Immortimas, everyone.
313
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,482
Tonight I'm going toshare with you
314
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,735
one of my favorite stories.
315
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:11,113
[upbeat electronic
music resumes]
316
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:16,201
♪ I want to drive my stick ♪
317
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,704
♪ Come on, let's go, baby ♪
318
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:22,458
♪ Even to this holiday chick ♪
319
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,543
[Isabel]
♪ Rev it up nowRev it up now ♪
320
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:27,129
♪ Gotta shift gearsI'm in overdrive ♪
321
00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:29,131
- ♪ Overdrive ♪- ♪ Immortus is coming ♪
322
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:30,674
♪ And so am I! ♪
323
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:44,813
♪ I want to drive ♪
324
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:48,776
- ♪ My stick! ♪- ♪ My stick! ♪
325
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:50,986
♪ It's just me ♪
326
00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:55,115
- ♪ And my ding-dong-di-- ♪
- [Isabel] ♪ Let's goLet's go ♪
327
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,241
- [knocking at door]
- [Madame Rouge] Cliffie?
328
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,659
[shouts] What?
329
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,411
I'm just...
330
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,330
What? I'm-- Not now. I'm busy.
331
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:04,374
Oh, busy singing
about your dick, huh?
332
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,710
Singing! I'm singing.
333
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,670
- What do you want?
- Uh...
334
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:12,132
Have you had
any devious thoughts of late,
335
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:15,469
any underhanded sensations
popping up?
336
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:17,429
What?
337
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,598
Huh! No, I'm just...
338
00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:21,642
- [Madame Rouge softly] Okay.
- [amusing music playing]
339
00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:32,736
- [curtly] No.
- Okay.
340
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,364
[music turns suspenseful]
341
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:50,754
[gasps]
342
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,426
[Isabel on video]
I can't believeI fell into the time hole
343
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:59,096
and met my destiny.
344
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:00,556
Your destiny too.
345
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,266
[suspenseful music
increases in tempo]
346
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:06,937
What the actual piss!
347
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:08,689
Oh, Laura.
348
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:10,941
Laura, I'm so glad I found you.
349
00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:12,234
What do you
think of this sweater?
350
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:13,902
I mean,
are the lines flattering?
351
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,821
[stammering] Yeah.
I thought you...
352
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:18,407
Okay, um... Whatever.
Um, I need your help.
353
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:19,658
Oh, well, can it be quick?
354
00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:21,535
'Cause I'm meeting
my boyfriend?
355
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:23,745
- Your boyfriend?
- [chuckles] I know, right.
356
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,081
Actually, it's kind of
an amazing story.
357
00:19:26,164 --> 00:19:27,916
We met under
the craziest circumstances.
358
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,668
- But somehow it all worked--
- Thank you. Stop you there.
359
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:33,338
Um, I'm going to have to
be the Grinch here. Um...
360
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:37,801
I need to show you something.
361
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:44,600
[Larry] What's with
all the tissues?
362
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:50,772
[door creaks]
363
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,943
- [Jane gasping]
- [Casey chuckling]
364
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:58,155
- Casey!
- Sorry.
365
00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:00,449
I didn't mean to startle you.
366
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:06,121
I, um... I just want to
make sure that we're cool.
367
00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:09,333
'Cause there was,
like, a weird... [chuckles nervously]
368
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:14,254
...moment earlier... right?
369
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:18,634
Um...
370
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,013
Uh, what are you
painting there?
371
00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:25,015
Um...
372
00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:28,435
I don't know.
373
00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:30,896
This image
has been in my head all day,
374
00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:32,648
and it seems so familiar to me.
375
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,608
But I can't
put my finger on it.
376
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,444
Do you like it?
377
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:41,365
Yeah, it's amazing.
378
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:48,330
If I had one note,
I would say that...
379
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:53,377
it could use
a little bit more color.
380
00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:14,272
[alarm blaring]
381
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,567
[sighing]
382
00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:25,158
Okay, so I have, um,
called you all here for a team meeting.
383
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,414
[all laughing]
384
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:36,920
[Cliff] Larry, what is this?
385
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:40,424
I thought we agreed
there'd be no theme this year.
386
00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:41,842
[all laughing]
387
00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:43,427
If I had known
we were dressing up as mummies,
388
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:45,971
I would have gotten out
my old Sphinx costume.
389
00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:47,889
[all laughing]
390
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,725
[Larry] Let Rouge explain.
391
00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:53,395
Yeah. Okay, so I have
called you all here for a team meeting.
392
00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:56,857
- Unfortunately--
- I'm sorry, you keep saying team meeting.
393
00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,860
- What team?
- Mmm-hmm.
394
00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:03,405
- [Larry sighs]
- Oh, we really are back at square one, aren't we?
395
00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:07,284
Um... Okay,
this may be hard to believe,
396
00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:12,748
but we are, in fact,
a superhero team known as the Doom Patrol.
397
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:17,711
[all laughing]
398
00:22:17,794 --> 00:22:20,422
- Doom!
- Doom! Watch out!
399
00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:23,008
I'm going to "doom" you!
400
00:22:23,091 --> 00:22:25,385
[all laughing]
401
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:27,596
That's it. Yeah.
Okay, settle down.
402
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:33,268
So we are currently in a fake,
never ending holiday...
403
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,521
called Immortimas.
404
00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:44,529
[chuckling] Laura, you dog!
405
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:48,742
Is this one of your classic
Immortimas Day pranks?
406
00:22:48,825 --> 00:22:50,786
She does this every year.
407
00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:53,663
And now, she's got
Larry in on it as well.
408
00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:56,625
Classic Immortimas mummy prank!
409
00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:58,085
[Larry] No, it's not a prank.
410
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:00,378
She's being serious.
411
00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:02,255
You aren't
who you think you are.
412
00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:10,263
Well, this is all
very intriguing and very funny!
413
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:12,432
[laughs boisterously]
414
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,020
But if you'll excuse me,
415
00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:19,981
I need to help Dorothy
attend to the ham.
416
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:22,025
- Ooh! You do that.
- Yes, that's a very--
417
00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:24,528
It's a very good idea.
Wonderful idea, Rita.
418
00:23:24,611 --> 00:23:27,030
Casey, would you please
join Rita in the kitchen?
419
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:30,033
It's the best way
to help the team, right now.
420
00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:33,078
- Anything for the betterment
of the team. - [Madame Rouge] Jolly good.
421
00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:38,208
A, we're not a team.
B, how come they get to go?
422
00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:39,501
Okay, listen,
you fuck knuckles!
423
00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:41,294
We have
a situation on our hands.
424
00:23:42,629 --> 00:23:44,506
[Isabel on video]
Happy Immortimas, everyone!
425
00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:47,008
- Today, I'm gonna show--
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
426
00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:48,385
This is not what you think.
427
00:23:48,468 --> 00:23:50,095
- I can explain.
- No, no, no, Cliff.
428
00:23:50,178 --> 00:23:51,680
It's about the...
429
00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:53,056
Oh, then never mind.
430
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:56,017
Okay. I'm no
stickler for tradition.
431
00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:58,186
But, W-T-F, Laura!
432
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,355
We always
watch this one after dinner.
433
00:24:00,438 --> 00:24:03,567
The point is,
this is all bullshit!
434
00:24:03,650 --> 00:24:06,903
It's a mirage! A cheap trick
to keep us docile,
435
00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:08,989
so we don't ask
too many questions.
436
00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:10,574
Now, with the help of Larry,
437
00:24:10,657 --> 00:24:14,536
I was able to find out
what was really on these tapes.
438
00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:16,705
[Larry on video]
You keep asking mewhat I'm looking forward to
439
00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:18,707
now thatmy radiation is contained,
440
00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:20,167
but look at me.
441
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:23,044
I'm no longer of this world.I'm not human.
442
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:24,421
[sighs]
443
00:24:24,504 --> 00:24:27,382
Even when I was human,I wasn't truly living.
444
00:24:27,465 --> 00:24:29,259
- [buttons clicking]
- [whirring]
445
00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:34,389
[Cliff on video] I can't feel,I can't fuck,
446
00:24:34,472 --> 00:24:36,766
I can't even take a piss, Doc.
447
00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:40,103
All of life's pleasureshave been stripped away.
448
00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:41,313
- Stripped away.
- [bell dings]
449
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,859
[Jane on video]
I didn't mean to.
450
00:24:45,942 --> 00:24:48,236
[sniffles]
I wasn't shoplifting.
451
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,615
I just wantedto try some things on.That's all.
452
00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:52,866
Everything I have--
453
00:24:52,949 --> 00:24:53,950
- [tense music plays]
- [bell dings]
454
00:24:57,871 --> 00:24:59,164
What the shit!
455
00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:03,001
- This is all fucking fake?
- Yes.
456
00:25:03,084 --> 00:25:05,587
Well, why are you
telling us this now?
457
00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:08,089
Why didn't you wait
until after Immortimas Day?
458
00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:11,593
Because, Cliff,
there is no after Immortimas.
459
00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:15,180
There is only
Immortimas Day forever!
460
00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:16,848
Unless we can find a way out.
461
00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:18,808
Hold on a minute.
462
00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:21,186
[scoffs] How is all this fake?
463
00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:22,687
This life, this holiday?
464
00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:26,816
Like, Laura, we celebrate this
every single year.
465
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:27,984
You know this.
466
00:25:28,068 --> 00:25:30,528
No, Vic. We don't.
It's all made up.
467
00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:34,282
Just like you and Deric
running a robotics club is all made up.
468
00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:38,286
You are Cyborg.
Formerly Cyborg.
469
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:41,039
You are a metahuman superhero.
470
00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:42,791
Cyborg?
471
00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:43,792
Yeah.
472
00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:48,421
[voice echoing] You are Cyborg.
473
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:50,090
- [tense music plays]
- [bell dings]
474
00:25:51,841 --> 00:25:52,926
[Vic] Holy shit!
475
00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:55,637
Rouge is right.
476
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,013
We gotta come up with a plan
477
00:25:57,097 --> 00:25:58,598
to get out of
this Hallmark Channel hell.
478
00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:00,100
- Bingo!
- What? Wait.
479
00:26:00,183 --> 00:26:02,477
Why do we want to get out?
480
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:05,814
Larry, you wanna
be a human, don't you?
481
00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:10,443
You can take off all of this
and you can let the wind
482
00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:13,029
blow on your face
and you can taste the ham.
483
00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:14,948
[Larry] Trust me.
I would love to stay in denial
484
00:26:15,031 --> 00:26:17,409
as much as the next guy.
I've got a boyfriend here.
485
00:26:17,492 --> 00:26:19,953
It's an illusion, bro!
486
00:26:20,036 --> 00:26:22,998
Larry saying he has a boyfriend
in this world,
487
00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:24,332
is like you saying
488
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,376
your cam girl
really cared about you.
489
00:26:26,459 --> 00:26:27,627
Ginger was there for me.
490
00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:29,170
None of that matters!
491
00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:31,339
We're not safe unless
I'm wearing these bandages.
492
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:32,841
Oh, wait, I just remembered
493
00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:35,343
you're a depressing fuck
in the real world. [chuckling]
494
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:36,553
That's true.
495
00:26:36,636 --> 00:26:38,013
[Vic] Cliff! How can you
be so selfish?
496
00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:39,889
Selfish? Look who's talking.
497
00:26:39,973 --> 00:26:41,808
I'm not the one
who gave up my superpowers
498
00:26:41,891 --> 00:26:43,893
so I could dick around
with my high school friends.
499
00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:44,936
- Fuck you!
- [Cliff] Okay.
500
00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:48,398
I feel like... Sorry.
501
00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:50,025
I feel like
we're losing focus here.
502
00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:52,527
Bottom line,
I'm down to get out of here
503
00:26:52,610 --> 00:26:54,362
if it means
I don't have to fucking sing.
504
00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:57,324
- Shit on a clit!
I thought you were with me. - [Jane] Dude!
505
00:26:57,407 --> 00:26:59,326
Okay, look,
I'm gonna go tell Dorothy
506
00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:01,036
the truth about this place,
507
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,204
and one of you
needs to tell Rita.
508
00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:08,460
Okay.
509
00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:11,296
Are we ready
to ruin Rita's happiness?
510
00:27:13,089 --> 00:27:14,424
[Larry singing a cappella]
♪ Eh ♪
511
00:27:14,507 --> 00:27:15,759
[Cliff singing a cappella]
♪ Eh ♪
512
00:27:15,842 --> 00:27:17,260
[Jane singing a cappella]
♪ Eh ♪
513
00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:18,511
[Sex Ghosts singing a cappella]
♪ Eh ♪
514
00:27:22,098 --> 00:27:26,186
♪ Fuck ♪
515
00:27:26,269 --> 00:27:27,354
[sighing] Me.
516
00:27:30,565 --> 00:27:31,608
[Vic] I know.
517
00:27:32,859 --> 00:27:34,319
It was a shock to me, too.
518
00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:37,989
[sighs]
519
00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:42,285
Maybe you're looking
at this wrong way.
520
00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:45,622
Maybe we're all here,
because it's what we all want.
521
00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:48,083
For the first time,
we're all together.
522
00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:51,920
I mean, when have we ever
celebrated a family holiday.
523
00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:53,588
Are you saying that
you wanna stay here?
524
00:27:55,256 --> 00:27:56,841
What's so bad about that?
525
00:27:56,925 --> 00:28:00,095
There is no way
that this is what we all want.
526
00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:02,806
And even if it is,
we're not our authentic selves.
527
00:28:04,015 --> 00:28:06,810
What does that even mean?
528
00:28:06,893 --> 00:28:09,854
How could you want to leave
when we have it all here?
529
00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:13,191
- [sighs in exasperation]
- Dorothy.
530
00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:17,570
[exhales deeply]
531
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,618
♪ Do I have it all here? ♪
532
00:28:23,701 --> 00:28:26,496
♪ Is this all a blessing? ♪
533
00:28:26,579 --> 00:28:31,876
♪ If the answer's nearWhy am I second guessing? ♪
534
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:36,881
♪ I don't know if I go ♪
535
00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:42,220
♪ But I'll keep standing stillIn a world that's not real ♪
536
00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:51,980
♪ Who will I findIf I leave thisFamily behind? ♪
537
00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:58,945
♪ There's no turning backGotta make up my mind ♪
538
00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:04,284
♪ I need to face the future ♪
539
00:29:04,367 --> 00:29:09,205
♪ I must chart a pathTaking a step forward ♪
540
00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:11,624
♪ Am I going back? ♪
541
00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:16,421
♪ Who am I if I don't try? ♪
542
00:29:16,504 --> 00:29:21,176
♪ Who do I want to be? ♪
543
00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:25,430
♪ Do I need to say goodbye ♪
544
00:29:25,513 --> 00:29:28,433
♪ To discover the real-- ♪
545
00:29:28,516 --> 00:29:29,517
Vic!
546
00:29:31,769 --> 00:29:32,729
[sheepishly] Yeah?
547
00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:37,567
Are you, um... singing?
548
00:29:39,819 --> 00:29:40,820
Yeah.
549
00:29:41,779 --> 00:29:42,906
[softly] Right.
550
00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:45,658
Okay. Well,
when you're done with...
551
00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:47,410
It's lovely,
but when you're done with...
552
00:29:47,494 --> 00:29:49,329
With all of that, do you want
to meet me at the bone tree
553
00:29:49,412 --> 00:29:50,955
so we can
discuss the, you know,
554
00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:53,291
some sort of
musical exit strategy?
555
00:29:53,374 --> 00:29:54,334
Sounds good.
556
00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:58,755
Okay, just... go back to...
557
00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:01,132
[softly] Okay.
558
00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:05,220
[upbeat music playing]
559
00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:08,806
♪ When I'm withThe Doom Patrol ♪
560
00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:11,100
♪ Every day's Immortimas ♪
561
00:30:11,184 --> 00:30:16,064
♪ Life's out of controlBut I want more than this ♪
562
00:30:16,147 --> 00:30:20,568
♪ Am I still unfulfilled? ♪
563
00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:22,362
♪ I'm caught in a spell ♪
564
00:30:22,445 --> 00:30:25,365
♪ My own musical hell! ♪
565
00:30:25,448 --> 00:30:27,325
[Cliff sighs in relief]
566
00:30:27,408 --> 00:30:29,285
[Cliff straining] Oh, dude!
567
00:30:31,829 --> 00:30:33,289
What the hell
are you doing, man?
568
00:30:33,373 --> 00:30:34,916
What's it look like?
569
00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:38,795
I just wanna feel the wind
on my dick while I still can.
570
00:30:38,878 --> 00:30:41,631
[straining] I gotta be
interrupted by someone singing
571
00:30:41,714 --> 00:30:43,800
a fucking power ballad.
572
00:30:43,883 --> 00:30:45,843
Whoa! [sighs in relief]
573
00:30:48,805 --> 00:30:50,932
Oh, wait.
Not done. [strains]
574
00:30:54,727 --> 00:30:56,813
♪ Can I have it all here? ♪
575
00:30:56,896 --> 00:30:59,566
♪ Be contentWith all I've got ♪
576
00:30:59,649 --> 00:31:04,737
♪ Maybe here, maybe not ♪
577
00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:08,783
♪ I need to face the future ♪
578
00:31:08,866 --> 00:31:13,705
♪ I must chart a pathTaking a step forward ♪
579
00:31:13,788 --> 00:31:20,962
♪ Am I going back?Can I be the hero ♪
580
00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:25,633
♪ Different from before? ♪
581
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:30,638
♪ Without him am I a zero? ♪
582
00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:33,182
♪ How can I be sure-- ♪
583
00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:34,559
- Vic?
- [music ends]
584
00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:38,605
You all right?
585
00:31:41,024 --> 00:31:42,025
[sighs]
586
00:31:43,276 --> 00:31:44,235
I don't know.
587
00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:47,697
[Larry] Okay.
588
00:31:53,661 --> 00:31:57,332
- You're taking this
remarkably well. [chuckles] - [Casey chuckles]
589
00:31:57,415 --> 00:32:00,627
Yeah, I guess I'm just used to
being ripped out of realities.
590
00:32:02,086 --> 00:32:03,588
[chuckling]
591
00:32:03,671 --> 00:32:07,592
So, about our duet...
592
00:32:07,675 --> 00:32:08,635
Yeah?
593
00:32:09,927 --> 00:32:11,971
- I think you're great.
- Me too.
594
00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:13,890
- For you, I mean.
- Sure.
595
00:32:15,141 --> 00:32:17,185
What I mean is...
596
00:32:17,268 --> 00:32:20,563
Well, now that
I have my memories back,
597
00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:23,024
it's not just me
in this body anymore.
598
00:32:25,151 --> 00:32:26,944
I'm just a bit
all over the place right now.
599
00:32:29,656 --> 00:32:32,909
Totally. Totally!
Yeah, I get it. We're good.
600
00:32:32,992 --> 00:32:34,869
- Really?
- Uh-huh! [chuckles]
601
00:32:34,952 --> 00:32:35,995
Okay.
602
00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:50,802
[door creaks open]
603
00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:57,266
What's this?
604
00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:02,480
Some sort of holiday role play?
Kinky, I'm in.
605
00:33:02,563 --> 00:33:05,650
- So shall I unwrap you or--
- Please don't.
606
00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:08,236
We need to talk.
607
00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:11,155
Oh, no.
Are you breaking up with me
608
00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:13,533
in a mummy costume? Why?
609
00:33:13,616 --> 00:33:15,410
Do you not want me
to meet your family?
610
00:33:15,493 --> 00:33:17,870
No, no.
I want you to meet them.
611
00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:21,624
This is who I really am.
612
00:33:23,626 --> 00:33:26,337
And you, you're Mr. 104,
the Combustible Man,
613
00:33:26,421 --> 00:33:28,965
who can change into any element
on the periodic table.
614
00:33:29,048 --> 00:33:30,925
- Remember?
- [bell dings]
615
00:33:32,218 --> 00:33:35,179
Oh, right. I remember.
616
00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:38,766
I was wondering
why my name was 104.
617
00:33:40,893 --> 00:33:43,521
And, so what?
How does this change anything?
618
00:33:43,604 --> 00:33:45,064
I'd still love to
meet your family.
619
00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:47,442
Seriously?
620
00:33:49,026 --> 00:33:50,737
No, no. We need to find a way
621
00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:53,448
to escape
Isabel's psychotic witchery.
622
00:33:53,531 --> 00:33:55,116
But we're safe here.
623
00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:57,076
I'm not about to blow up,
624
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,370
and I'm assuming you're not
some radioactive purple man under there?
625
00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:01,330
Stop! It's too dangerous.
626
00:34:01,414 --> 00:34:03,249
That's exactly it, Larry.
627
00:34:03,332 --> 00:34:04,792
We're not in danger here.
628
00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:06,461
Hey...
629
00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:09,464
we said we would
find another way.
630
00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:11,966
Maybe another way found us.
631
00:34:13,676 --> 00:34:16,220
- Don't you want to be together?
- [sighing ruefully] I do.
632
00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:19,265
I do. Just... not like this.
633
00:34:20,641 --> 00:34:22,310
Not in a fake world.
634
00:34:22,393 --> 00:34:26,189
Fake for whom?
It's perfect here.
635
00:34:26,272 --> 00:34:27,982
[big band music playing]
636
00:34:29,525 --> 00:34:30,526
[Larry groans]
637
00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:35,531
♪ I thoughtMy days were numbered ♪
638
00:34:35,615 --> 00:34:41,954
♪ With my fragile constitutionYou brought me back to life ♪
639
00:34:42,038 --> 00:34:44,999
♪ Looks likeYou were my solution ♪
640
00:34:45,082 --> 00:34:48,085
♪ So what ifThe world's a stage ♪
641
00:34:48,169 --> 00:34:51,380
♪ Let's be the starsAnd break through ♪
642
00:34:51,464 --> 00:34:54,091
[Larry] ♪ It's not enoughFor me ♪
643
00:34:54,175 --> 00:34:57,762
♪ Is ImmortimasEnough for you? ♪
644
00:34:57,845 --> 00:34:59,263
♪ Our bond is strongerThan anything ♪
645
00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:01,390
♪ Covalent or ionic ♪
646
00:35:01,474 --> 00:35:04,185
[Larry]
♪ But if I turn radioactiveIt could be catastrophic ♪
647
00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:10,316
♪ This world'sA work of fiction ♪
648
00:35:10,399 --> 00:35:13,736
♪ I've liedIn relationships before ♪
649
00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:16,614
♪ This ain't real life ♪
650
00:35:16,697 --> 00:35:20,034
♪ There are dangers hereWe can't ignore ♪
651
00:35:20,117 --> 00:35:22,912
♪ Out there'sWhere danger lies ♪
652
00:35:22,995 --> 00:35:26,123
♪ Remember we're unstable ♪
653
00:35:26,207 --> 00:35:29,836
♪ Dream with me a bit longer ♪
654
00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:33,130
♪ Cue the periodic table ♪
655
00:35:41,889 --> 00:35:45,059
[both]
♪ We used to be experiments ♪
656
00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:48,062
♪ The past is now irrelevant ♪
657
00:35:48,145 --> 00:35:54,152
♪ Cause we've gotAll the elements of love ♪
658
00:35:54,235 --> 00:35:57,572
♪ So Immortus is benevolent ♪
659
00:35:57,655 --> 00:36:00,575
♪ But we've gotJust the temperament ♪
660
00:36:00,658 --> 00:36:03,744
♪ Our chemistry is evident ♪
661
00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:09,584
♪ It's the elements of love ♪
662
00:36:10,626 --> 00:36:13,170
[tap dancing]
663
00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:14,922
♪ You led meTo a brighter day ♪
664
00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:16,549
♪ We're good as goldIf we just stay ♪
665
00:36:16,632 --> 00:36:18,217
♪ Zinc ofAll the things we'd do ♪
666
00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:22,597
♪ In my chemical romanceWith you ♪
667
00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:29,228
♪ We used to be experiments ♪
668
00:36:29,312 --> 00:36:32,273
♪ The past is now irrelevant ♪
669
00:36:32,356 --> 00:36:37,153
♪ 'Cause we've gotAll the elements of love ♪
670
00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:41,741
♪ So Immortus is benevolent ♪
671
00:36:41,824 --> 00:36:44,785
♪ But we've gotJust the temperament ♪
672
00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:47,830
♪ Our chemistry is evident ♪
673
00:36:47,914 --> 00:36:55,004
♪ It's the elements of love ♪
674
00:36:55,087 --> 00:36:56,464
[tap dancing]
675
00:36:57,673 --> 00:36:59,383
[song ends]
676
00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:06,015
[Larry panting]
Okay, we'll stay.
677
00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:11,562
[Rita on video] All I wantedwas to be beloved, Niles.
678
00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:13,147
[squelching]
679
00:37:13,230 --> 00:37:17,777
And now look at me,I'm a monster.
680
00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:24,408
[sighs]
681
00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:26,202
- [Rita sighs on video]
- [knocking on door]
682
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,496
[clears throat]
683
00:37:30,164 --> 00:37:31,165
[exhales]
684
00:37:32,416 --> 00:37:36,003
Why did you let me leave
685
00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:38,756
when you were telling
everyone else about all this?
686
00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:41,300
[sighs] You looked so happy.
687
00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:44,428
I didn't wanna...
ruin your perfect day...
688
00:37:45,721 --> 00:37:46,681
again.
689
00:37:49,308 --> 00:37:50,268
Thank you.
690
00:37:52,645 --> 00:37:54,981
If we're being totally honest
with one another,
691
00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:57,525
I don't...
692
00:37:57,608 --> 00:37:59,652
care that this is all fake.
693
00:37:59,735 --> 00:38:02,154
You don't care
that we live in a world
694
00:38:02,238 --> 00:38:03,406
where at any given moment,
695
00:38:03,489 --> 00:38:05,533
everyone might
burst out into song
696
00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:08,536
about the Midwest or... worse.
697
00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:10,746
- A clam bake?
- [chuckles softly]
698
00:38:13,416 --> 00:38:16,877
I don't want to be
a monster anymore.
699
00:38:20,423 --> 00:38:22,216
Rita.
700
00:38:22,299 --> 00:38:26,887
[inhales deeply]
You were never a monster to me.
701
00:38:29,056 --> 00:38:32,476
That's because
in this friendship,
702
00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:34,979
you're the monster.
703
00:38:43,237 --> 00:38:46,032
[sighs] Fuck it.
704
00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:48,784
[phone keypad beeping]
705
00:38:48,868 --> 00:38:49,994
[line ringing]
706
00:38:50,077 --> 00:38:51,370
[Clara over phone] Hello?
707
00:38:51,454 --> 00:38:52,413
Hey, kiddo!
708
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:54,415
Clara!
709
00:38:54,498 --> 00:38:57,376
- Happy Immortimas!
- Happy Immortimas Day, Dad.
710
00:38:57,460 --> 00:39:00,004
- [Rory cooing and gurgling]
- [Cliff exclaims tenderly]
711
00:39:00,087 --> 00:39:01,881
- Rory says, "Hi," too.
- Aw!
712
00:39:03,132 --> 00:39:08,387
So, um... is everything
good over there?
713
00:39:08,471 --> 00:39:10,056
Everything's amazing.
714
00:39:10,139 --> 00:39:11,849
You know,we wish we could be with you.
715
00:39:11,932 --> 00:39:14,018
No, no, no, no.
You sound amazing.
716
00:39:14,727 --> 00:39:16,479
[Rory babbling]
717
00:39:16,562 --> 00:39:19,106
Okay, give Rory
a big kiss for me.
718
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:22,109
- Love you, sweetie.
- Love you, Dad.Praise Immortus.
719
00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:23,819
Praise Immortus.
720
00:39:23,903 --> 00:39:25,071
[Rory babbles]
721
00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:31,202
[Robotman] You fleshy fuck!
722
00:39:33,954 --> 00:39:35,289
[upbeat music playing]
723
00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,041
♪ I get itImmortimas sucks ♪
724
00:39:37,124 --> 00:39:39,585
♪ Isabel is evilAnd a bit of a schmuck ♪
725
00:39:39,668 --> 00:39:42,338
♪ But can I playDevil's advocate? ♪
726
00:39:42,421 --> 00:39:45,466
♪ You're missingOne component ♪
727
00:39:45,549 --> 00:39:48,302
♪ Go ahead, buddyThis is your moment ♪
728
00:39:48,385 --> 00:39:51,055
♪ What's the big deal?In here I'm real ♪
729
00:39:51,138 --> 00:39:53,474
♪ I can smellAnd touch and taste ♪
730
00:39:53,557 --> 00:39:56,477
♪ You'd letThis body go to waste ♪
731
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,438
[Robotman singing]
♪ I thought we changedBut you're deranged ♪
732
00:39:59,522 --> 00:40:01,190
♪ Let's getOne thing straight ♪
733
00:40:01,273 --> 00:40:04,985
♪ You want to stayTo masturbate ♪
734
00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:07,196
[all]
♪ Maybe it's a pipe dream ♪
735
00:40:07,279 --> 00:40:10,491
♪ Maybe it's Xanadu ♪
736
00:40:10,574 --> 00:40:14,495
♪ Can't you seeMy family doesn't need ♪
737
00:40:14,578 --> 00:40:18,415
♪ My robot body ♪
738
00:40:18,499 --> 00:40:22,253
♪ And me ♪
739
00:40:24,630 --> 00:40:27,758
♪ I will neverBe the perfect dad ♪
740
00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:31,262
♪ Is wanting to protect themFrom you so bad? ♪
741
00:40:31,345 --> 00:40:35,349
[Oven Mitt Rory]
♪ What about me Pop-pop? ♪
742
00:40:35,432 --> 00:40:38,102
♪ Your favorite friend? ♪
743
00:40:38,185 --> 00:40:43,983
♪ I'll stay a baby foreverIf this doesn't end ♪
744
00:40:44,066 --> 00:40:46,193
[all] ♪ Maybe it'sA pipe dream ♪
745
00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:49,572
♪ Maybe it's Xanadu ♪
746
00:40:49,655 --> 00:40:52,867
♪ Isn't it nice to seeWhat life could be ♪
747
00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:57,454
♪ Without my robot body ♪
748
00:40:57,538 --> 00:41:03,127
♪ And me ♪
749
00:41:03,210 --> 00:41:05,462
- [song ends]
- [doorbell chiming]
750
00:41:05,546 --> 00:41:07,590
[sinister instrumental
music playing]
751
00:41:11,135 --> 00:41:13,471
Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
752
00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:14,763
Okay, what's the plan?
753
00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:16,140
I can't believe
she's actually here.
754
00:41:16,223 --> 00:41:17,975
Well, of course
she's fucking here.
755
00:41:18,058 --> 00:41:19,768
- [Dorothy]
I told you she'd come. - [Vic] There's no time.
756
00:41:19,852 --> 00:41:21,187
Okay. What are we gonna do?
757
00:41:21,270 --> 00:41:23,272
- [Casey] Drown her.
- [Jane] Poison her.
758
00:41:23,355 --> 00:41:25,733
- Turn her into boron.
- Turn the lights out and pretend we're not home.
759
00:41:25,816 --> 00:41:27,359
Who wants deviled eggs?
760
00:41:27,443 --> 00:41:29,612
- Hit her over the head
with some ham. - Poison her.
761
00:41:29,695 --> 00:41:31,655
- [Jane] But with ham, yes.
Poison her with ham. - [all squabbling indistinctly]
762
00:41:31,739 --> 00:41:33,616
- Give her so much ham,
she explodes. - Okay, no more bullshit!
763
00:41:34,533 --> 00:41:36,118
Isabel is here.
764
00:41:36,202 --> 00:41:39,288
Where do you stand? Stay or go.
765
00:41:39,371 --> 00:41:40,748
- Stay!
- Go!
766
00:41:40,831 --> 00:41:42,541
[Madame Rouge] Okay.
And I'm a go.
767
00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:46,587
All right. That was slightly
less unified than I'd expected.
768
00:41:46,670 --> 00:41:49,089
[doorbell chiming]
769
00:41:54,929 --> 00:41:55,846
Wait!
770
00:41:58,182 --> 00:42:01,268
We all know
we're in some sort of fabricated existence here,
771
00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:03,187
whether we want
to stay or leave.
772
00:42:03,270 --> 00:42:06,690
Whatever our differences,
there is an almighty god at our front door.
773
00:42:06,774 --> 00:42:08,567
A spiteful god
who didn't think twice
774
00:42:08,651 --> 00:42:11,153
of turning her most ardent
worshippers into dust.
775
00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:12,404
So, let's just take a breath.
776
00:42:12,488 --> 00:42:15,032
[Cliff inhales deeply]
777
00:42:15,824 --> 00:42:17,284
She said...
778
00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:19,453
All we need to do
is get through dinner.
779
00:42:19,536 --> 00:42:23,499
So, just shut your pie holes
and put on a happy face. Hmm?
780
00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:28,462
Hmm?
781
00:42:29,713 --> 00:42:30,881
[Dorothy sighs]
782
00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:39,682
[in sing-song voice]
Hello! I'm here! Where's my ham?
783
00:42:39,765 --> 00:42:41,183
[chuckles]
784
00:42:42,726 --> 00:42:45,521
Oh! I didn't know
there was a theme.
785
00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:56,031
My goodness,
this all looks divine!
786
00:42:58,659 --> 00:42:59,535
Sit.
787
00:43:00,786 --> 00:43:01,620
[energy pulsing]
788
00:43:01,704 --> 00:43:03,622
Now, let's see.
789
00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:05,207
Shall we start the festivities
790
00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:08,168
with a little
Immortimas spirit?
791
00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:09,837
How about
we go around the table
792
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,923
and share what
we're all grateful for? Hmm?
793
00:43:14,675 --> 00:43:15,634
I'll go first.
794
00:43:16,468 --> 00:43:20,723
I'm grateful for... me.
795
00:43:20,806 --> 00:43:23,517
[laughs] Oh, this is fun.
796
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:24,935
[continues laughing]
797
00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:26,228
Who's next?
798
00:43:26,312 --> 00:43:27,521
Mister Mummy Man?
799
00:43:28,397 --> 00:43:29,898
[Larry] Uh...
800
00:43:29,982 --> 00:43:34,153
Well, um, I guess I'm grateful
to be here with my family,
801
00:43:34,236 --> 00:43:36,113
and to introduce them all
to my boyfriend.
802
00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:39,783
How sweet. And?
803
00:43:41,243 --> 00:43:43,871
- And... and for the--
- [clattering]
804
00:43:43,954 --> 00:43:46,373
The pleasure
of worshipping you, Isabel.
805
00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:48,584
- [in demonic voice] Immortus!
- [thunder rumbling]
806
00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:51,879
[malicious music playing]
807
00:43:56,717 --> 00:43:58,177
[Larry] Yeah.
808
00:43:58,260 --> 00:43:59,553
[in normal voice] Okay.
809
00:43:59,636 --> 00:44:01,096
Can someone pass the ham?
810
00:44:04,141 --> 00:44:05,809
[dishes clanking]
811
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:07,519
Who's next?
812
00:44:10,689 --> 00:44:11,982
[sniffing]
813
00:44:12,066 --> 00:44:14,109
Okay, I'll go next.
[clears throat]
814
00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:16,570
[sighs deeply]
815
00:44:16,653 --> 00:44:18,364
Uh, Immortus,
816
00:44:18,447 --> 00:44:22,368
I am grateful that
you were there for me in my time of need.
817
00:44:22,451 --> 00:44:25,621
I needed to do a giant pish,
818
00:44:25,704 --> 00:44:28,749
and you provided a wipe
819
00:44:28,832 --> 00:44:31,418
- for me to freshen up my fufu.
- [Rita softly] Mm-mm.
820
00:44:31,502 --> 00:44:33,504
And for that, I thank you.
821
00:44:35,381 --> 00:44:37,758
Except that
this is Immortimas Day,
822
00:44:37,841 --> 00:44:39,593
and you couldn't
possibly know that, Rouge,
823
00:44:39,676 --> 00:44:43,097
because there
only is Immortimas Day.
824
00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:48,143
Except, Willie-Wanks-A-Lot,
this world isn't real.
825
00:44:48,227 --> 00:44:50,938
Now you should know
it was super easy to figure that out
826
00:44:51,021 --> 00:44:53,148
because you didn't
even try to hide
827
00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:56,360
that this is
an alternate reality,
828
00:44:56,443 --> 00:44:58,278
or maybe you just suck at this.
829
00:44:58,362 --> 00:45:00,781
- [Isabel grunts]
- [Madame Rouge chokes]
830
00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:07,246
Don't you all agree Rouge
is the ultimate party pooper?
831
00:45:07,329 --> 00:45:08,747
[gasping]
832
00:45:10,165 --> 00:45:13,085
[in demonic voice]
Don't you agree?
833
00:45:13,168 --> 00:45:15,254
[all agreeing] Yes, uh-huh.
834
00:45:15,337 --> 00:45:16,547
Smelled that shit
from over here.
835
00:45:16,630 --> 00:45:17,923
- [Larry] Yeah.
- [Vic] Party pooper.
836
00:45:18,006 --> 00:45:20,300
[in normal voice]
Now, my question was,
837
00:45:21,885 --> 00:45:23,512
what are you grateful for?
838
00:45:25,180 --> 00:45:27,808
[straining and choking]
839
00:45:28,725 --> 00:45:30,853
Sing out, Louise!
840
00:45:30,936 --> 00:45:33,147
[straining and choking]
841
00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:36,984
I have something to say!
842
00:45:38,485 --> 00:45:40,654
Uh, because Immortus,
843
00:45:40,737 --> 00:45:43,824
I have so much
to thank you for. [chuckles]
844
00:45:43,907 --> 00:45:47,494
Lovely. [clears throat]
Proceed.
845
00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:52,499
We are all grateful for you,
because without you,
846
00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:55,794
we would not be the incredible
people at this table.
847
00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:59,506
I have to admit
you've been a role model to me.
848
00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:03,844
You've taught me what it means
to be... an icon and a hero.
849
00:46:05,762 --> 00:46:07,848
Thank you, Rita. [sighs]
850
00:46:07,931 --> 00:46:10,267
- Who's next--
- I'm not done.
851
00:46:10,350 --> 00:46:15,689
Your need for constant
attention and adulation is inspiring.
852
00:46:15,772 --> 00:46:18,025
Your hunger for perfection...
853
00:46:18,108 --> 00:46:19,902
[chuckling] ...although
a hopeless endeavor,
854
00:46:19,985 --> 00:46:24,531
is almost as impressive
as your lack of self-awareness.
855
00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:27,868
And finally, and this is
what I do admire most,
856
00:46:27,951 --> 00:46:32,998
your ability to be
an even bigger narcissist than I could ever be.
857
00:46:33,081 --> 00:46:36,210
You think you're all powerful?
You think you're all knowing?
858
00:46:36,293 --> 00:46:39,046
Well, I know you
because I was you.
859
00:46:39,129 --> 00:46:42,174
And I don't
want to be you anymore.
860
00:46:42,257 --> 00:46:45,511
It is a sad,
lonely, pathetic existence.
861
00:46:49,848 --> 00:46:51,225
[Larry sighs] Oh.
862
00:46:55,312 --> 00:46:56,396
[sighs]
863
00:46:56,480 --> 00:47:00,567
I see. And do you all agree?
864
00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:03,946
[emphatically] Absolutely not!
865
00:47:04,029 --> 00:47:05,572
Praise Immortus!
866
00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:09,368
[laughing] We all love you.
867
00:47:09,451 --> 00:47:11,912
- And Immortimas Day!
- [Isabel and Cliff chuckle]
868
00:47:11,995 --> 00:47:14,623
[sputtering]
That's not what Rita means.
869
00:47:14,706 --> 00:47:16,166
She's just tired.
870
00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:18,085
That's just...
It's the ham fumes.
871
00:47:18,168 --> 00:47:21,296
- You know how it is.
- Yeah. Yeah.
872
00:47:22,339 --> 00:47:24,258
Actually, I agree with Rita.
873
00:47:24,341 --> 00:47:27,427
- What the fuck?
- [Vic] Dude, let her speak.
874
00:47:27,511 --> 00:47:30,389
I'm not sure
this is what I want anymore.
875
00:47:32,140 --> 00:47:35,143
Immortimas is
just another prison.
876
00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:37,145
It's another lie.
877
00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:39,731
And I'm done lying to myself.
878
00:47:39,815 --> 00:47:44,611
I'm 100 years old,
for God's sake, and I'm still hiding.
879
00:47:44,695 --> 00:47:48,031
I have never
lived out in the real world.
880
00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:51,702
I can't lock myself
away anymore.
881
00:47:52,953 --> 00:47:53,954
I need to go.
882
00:47:58,917 --> 00:48:00,043
Then I'll go with you.
883
00:48:00,877 --> 00:48:02,129
What?
884
00:48:02,212 --> 00:48:04,840
So, that's three votes
to leave Immortimas.
885
00:48:04,923 --> 00:48:08,885
No, no, no, no, no.
That... that's not what she means.
886
00:48:08,969 --> 00:48:12,264
Dorothy loves Immortimas Day.
887
00:48:12,347 --> 00:48:15,767
And-- Who... who is this?
888
00:48:15,851 --> 00:48:17,603
[sighs in exasperation]
889
00:48:17,686 --> 00:48:22,566
I'm just saying that...
I thought I found a new adventure here.
890
00:48:23,817 --> 00:48:25,068
A new experience.
891
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:27,529
Clearly I was wrong.
892
00:48:29,072 --> 00:48:30,741
If I'm going to be
a hero in the real world,
893
00:48:30,824 --> 00:48:32,576
I need to see the real world.
894
00:48:32,659 --> 00:48:34,244
No, come on.
895
00:48:34,328 --> 00:48:38,373
Can't a... a human man
catch a break?
896
00:48:38,457 --> 00:48:43,712
[chuckling nervously]
I mean, she's not even with us.
897
00:48:43,795 --> 00:48:44,755
What is your name?
898
00:48:44,838 --> 00:48:46,465
I really wanted to stay here.
899
00:48:46,548 --> 00:48:48,258
It's about as perfect
as perfect can be.
900
00:48:48,342 --> 00:48:52,971
Finally, someone
saying the things that we all are thinking.
901
00:48:53,055 --> 00:48:56,683
- But if I'm being honest
with myself... - Fuck me.
902
00:48:56,767 --> 00:49:00,020
It's another story
being written for me.
903
00:49:00,103 --> 00:49:01,855
- You were right all along.
- [Larry sighs]
904
00:49:01,938 --> 00:49:03,899
I don't want to live
in a fake world either.
905
00:49:03,982 --> 00:49:05,359
How can I know
what I truly want,
906
00:49:05,442 --> 00:49:08,987
when people
keep rewriting my backstory?
907
00:49:09,071 --> 00:49:11,823
How can I trust my feelings
when I don't even know who I am?
908
00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:15,577
I need to write
my own story for once.
909
00:49:16,453 --> 00:49:18,080
You wanna leave?
910
00:49:18,163 --> 00:49:20,540
But you said... [sighs]
911
00:49:20,624 --> 00:49:21,833
I don't want you to leave.
912
00:49:23,669 --> 00:49:25,712
He's not with us either.
913
00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:28,048
That's four votes.
914
00:49:30,842 --> 00:49:31,885
And I'm five.
915
00:49:34,221 --> 00:49:35,347
[plate clatters]
916
00:49:37,432 --> 00:49:40,560
So basically what we're trying
to say is fuck you
917
00:49:40,644 --> 00:49:42,187
and fuck Immortimas.
918
00:49:42,270 --> 00:49:44,147
- [table thuds]
- [gasping]
919
00:49:45,607 --> 00:49:48,318
[coughing and panting]
920
00:49:48,402 --> 00:49:49,611
[groaning softly]
921
00:49:51,196 --> 00:49:52,531
[sobbing]
922
00:49:55,242 --> 00:49:56,868
[sinister music playing]
923
00:49:59,663 --> 00:50:00,872
[sniffs]
924
00:50:00,956 --> 00:50:02,457
[growls in demonic voice]
925
00:50:03,458 --> 00:50:04,876
[clears throat]
926
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:06,128
[grunts]
927
00:50:08,046 --> 00:50:09,798
[grumbling]
928
00:50:11,007 --> 00:50:12,509
[wailing in frustration]
929
00:50:12,592 --> 00:50:15,345
[screams in demonic voice]
930
00:50:16,221 --> 00:50:17,222
[grunts]
931
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,019
[thunder rumbling]
932
00:50:24,271 --> 00:50:25,313
[in demonic voice] Move.
933
00:50:25,397 --> 00:50:26,982
[tense music playing]
934
00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:30,819
[thunder claps]
935
00:50:46,001 --> 00:50:50,672
♪ I fix all your problemsAnd what do you do? ♪
936
00:50:50,756 --> 00:50:53,467
♪ You find a way to break out ♪
937
00:50:53,550 --> 00:50:57,304
♪ And make it all about you ♪
938
00:51:02,392 --> 00:51:05,228
♪ Was it really so hard ♪
939
00:51:05,312 --> 00:51:12,027
♪ To give meAll your love and devotion ♪
940
00:51:12,110 --> 00:51:14,988
♪ I could haveChosen the timeline ♪
941
00:51:15,071 --> 00:51:20,368
♪ That featured lotion ♪
942
00:51:20,452 --> 00:51:24,831
- ♪ You're all doomed! ♪- ♪ Doomed! ♪
943
00:51:24,915 --> 00:51:28,960
♪ Sorry not sorryTo break the bad news ♪
944
00:51:29,044 --> 00:51:35,675
- ♪ Doomed! Doomed! Doomed! ♪- ♪ Doomed! Doomed! Doomed! ♪
945
00:51:35,759 --> 00:51:38,011
♪ Doomed! Doomed! ♪
946
00:51:38,094 --> 00:51:42,349
♪ Aw, you think you've won?Yeah, you think I'm done? ♪
947
00:51:42,432 --> 00:51:44,893
♪ Think againThe age of Immortus ♪
948
00:51:44,976 --> 00:51:47,354
♪ Has just begun ♪
949
00:51:48,313 --> 00:51:49,981
What are you gonna do, kill us?
950
00:51:50,774 --> 00:51:53,735
[laughs] I don't have to.
951
00:51:53,819 --> 00:51:59,074
♪ 'Cause you're all doomed ♪
952
00:51:59,157 --> 00:52:03,370
♪ Sorry not sorryTo break the bad news ♪
953
00:52:03,453 --> 00:52:07,415
- ♪ Doomed! Doomed! ♪- ♪ Doomed! Doomed! ♪
954
00:52:07,499 --> 00:52:09,918
♪ You're about to blowMy dude ♪
955
00:52:10,001 --> 00:52:16,550
♪ You're all doomed ♪
956
00:52:16,633 --> 00:52:17,968
- [clicks fingers]
- [thunder claps]
957
00:52:18,051 --> 00:52:20,011
[song ends]
958
00:52:20,095 --> 00:52:21,096
[Rita gasps]
959
00:52:22,305 --> 00:52:24,099
[machinery whirring]
960
00:52:28,812 --> 00:52:29,688
[sighs]
961
00:52:29,771 --> 00:52:30,814
[paper flapping]
962
00:52:34,150 --> 00:52:35,277
{\an8}[Rita sighs]
963
00:52:37,571 --> 00:52:39,406
Son of a bitch.
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