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["The Ladies Who Lunch"
by Elaine Stritch playing]
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[Elaine Stritch] I'd liketo propose a toast.
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♪ Here's to the ladies Who lunch ♪
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{\an8}♪ Everybody laugh ♪
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♪ Lounging in their caftans ♪
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♪ And planning a brunch ♪
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♪ On their own behalf ♪
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♪ Off to the gym ♪
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♪ Then to a fitting ♪
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♪ Claiming they're fat ♪
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♪ And looking grim ♪
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♪ 'Cause they've been sitting ♪
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♪ Choosing a hat ♪
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♪ Does anyone Still wear a hat? ♪
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[man breathing heavily]
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♪ I'll drink to that ♪
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♪ And here's to the girls Who play wife ♪
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♪ Aren't they too much? ♪
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[man breathing heavily]
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[door beeping]
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[door hisses]
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♪ The ones Who follow the rules ♪
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♪ And meet themselves At the schools ♪
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♪ Too busy to know That they're fools! ♪
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♪ Aren't they a gem? ♪
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[man breathing heavily]
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♪ I'll drink to them ♪
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♪ Let's all... ♪
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[beeping]
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[man breathing heavily]
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♪ Another chance To disapprove ♪
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♪ Another brilliant zinger ♪
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[man breathing heavily]
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♪ Another reason not to move ♪
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♪ Another vodka stinger ♪
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[man whimpers]
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[breathing heavily]
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♪ I'll drink to that ♪
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♪ So here's to the girls On the go ♪
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[man breathing heavily]
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[breathing heavily]
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[alarm blaring]
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[beeping]
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[gas hissing]
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[growling]
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[man panting]
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[alarm continues blaring]
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[man panting]
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[keypad clacking]
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[growling]
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[snarling]
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[man screams]
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[alarm blaring]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[Rita gasps]
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You're already here.
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Wonderful.
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I'm sure you all recognize the
importance of what we're up against.
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I have been up all night
rehearsing various ways
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we can rectify our ill-fated futures.
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Rita, we've been talking.
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Delicious, huh?
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Obviously, what we all saw in
the future, we can't let happen.
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- We need to prevent...
- [Cliff] The impending asspocalypse.
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- Exactly.
- [Rita] You're right, Victor.
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We need to do everything we can.
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And I have thought of everything.
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Believe me.
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As Victor was saying,
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we saw the future and it was horrible.
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In order to prevent
that future from happening,
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the best strategy is to do the opposite
of whatever we might have done
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- to end up in a...
- Crisis of Infinite Ass.
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- [Cliff chuckles] Nice.
- [Rita] Indeed.
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I'm sure you've all noticed
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that I have started wearing
flats instead of heels.
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Just one simple way to act differently.
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And thanks to my stretching abilities,
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I am still just as tall as usual.
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See?
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[Cliff] Uh...
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Right.
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Jane, I have a few suggestions
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on how we can add a bit more
color to your wardrobe.
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Cliff, perhaps you could try
swearing a bit less.
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Um, you're averaging a
staggering amount of fucks per hour.
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Thirty-seven.
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- [Cliff] Uh...
- [Vic] I think we all agree
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that our best option
is to change our approach.
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But we need to think big.
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It isn't just our lives in jeopardy,
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the entire planet is at stake
if we don't make real change.
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Oh, we might not know how we died
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but I'm pretty sure it wasn't because.
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Cliff said fuck too many times.
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[Cliff] Uh, we might not
know how we died,
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but I'm pretty sure it had
something to do with
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the fucking Zombie Butts
that took over the planet!
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Maybe we start with that.
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I couldn't agree more.
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In fact, it is the core of my plan, hmm?
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Remember,
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we have the upper hand here.
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We fought the Butts when we were zombies.
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Therefore, it stands to reason
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{\an8}that we created these Zombie Butts.
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And anything we create,
we can just as easily destroy.
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{\an8}Starting, the scene of the crime.
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Darren Jones.
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The old barn.
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Does any of this ring a bell?
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All right, fine, I'll bite.
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Uh, what do you all suggest
we do to save the world?
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[sighs]
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What will you say
to a change in leadership?
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A new... new leadership, huh?
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[chuckles] Mmm-hmm.
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Interesting.
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Um...
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Well, I'm... I'm...
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I'm sure we could, uh, take a vote on it.
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[clears throat] Yes.
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Although, something tells me,
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some people might not be
as interested in a team leader
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that doesn't provide egg salad
sandwiches as you seem to believe.
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But, yes, all right,
let's put it to a vote.
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All those in favor of me
remaining team leader,
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please raise your hand.
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Everyone in favor of new leadership?
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[grunts softly]
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Wow, um... [sighs]
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No, uh, Victor, we have been
over this several times.
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You... you can't be leader,
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because you don't have your tech.
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And... and Cliff and Larry can't
lead because they're unqualified.
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[Larry groans]
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- And Jane doesn't even wanna be leader.
- [Cliff] Huh?
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Therefore, I am the clear choice.
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I am the only choice. [Chuckles]
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If not me, then who?
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Who, Victor?
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Who?
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[spits]
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Me?
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Really, me?
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- Really?
- [oven dings]
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Where's the thing? Where's the... Cliff.
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[Cliff] Oh.
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- [objects clattering]
- Oh, nice.
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Nice batch. Would anybody like biscones?
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[Rita] They're not hungry.
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[Vic] You're not the only candidate.
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The idea is that you'll
take over on a trial basis.
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If you're not interested,
I'm more than happy...
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[Cliff] We've been through this.
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We don't need a former superhero.
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We need a former supervillain.
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Somebody willing to win at all costs.
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Compare my win-loss ratio with hers.
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I haven't quit a day in my life.
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[Jane] Weren't you gonna stay
behind and become besties
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with your future self until
Rouge broke you two up?
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Rouge impersonated my dad,
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jeopardizing the trust I was
building with a valuable asset.
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Look, I get it.
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She was ruthless.
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Villainous even.
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Is that what we need right now?
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[Larry] Future Vic may have been
just as culpable as the rest of us.
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The only person we know
who wasn't to blame
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for the future is Rouge.
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Far as I can tell,
she wasn't even around.
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Having her as team leader
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gives us the best chance
to change everything.
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That's what Rita's been saying all along.
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I didn't say we should all of a sudden
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start making bad decisions.
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[Cliff] Oh, yeah,
your opposite day playbook
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was a work of pure genius.
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- Fuck you, Cliff.
- [Cliff] Fuck me? Fuck you.
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Say it again.
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I wouldn't want you to upset
your hourly average.
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- [Cliff] Oh! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
- 23, 24, 25...
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- [Cliff] Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
- ...26, 27, 28...
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-[Cliff] Fuckity fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
-...29, 30, 31, 32.
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-Oh, shut it!
-[Cliff] Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
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Rita is right.
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This is a bold choice.
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And generous of all
of you to nominate me,
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given that, um,
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I've never [chuckling]
even won a golden star.
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Don't play the faux humility card,
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it's not going to work.
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You wanna talk about gold stars?
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I've been up all night
working to save the world,
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as I've been trying to say all morning,
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I've discovered the source
of the Zombie Butt...
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[grunts] problem. Hmm?
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It has to be Darren Jones.
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He escaped that night after Jane bit him.
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- I didn't bite Darren.
- You bit him, I bit him, who cares?
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It must have turned him into a zombie.
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Lucky for us,
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I see no signs that the
infection has spread, yet.
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Excellent work, Rita.
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And if what you have uncovered is true
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then that little undead Were-Butted snake
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is probably still hiding
near that old barn.
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- As I was saying...
- Now, if we hurry,
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we can exterminate Darren
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so he doesn't infect anyone else.
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Rewriting the future in the
process, couldn't be easier.
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I know and it's my plan,
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so I should be the one
to execute the plan.
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[Jane] Who cares who gets the credit?
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Let's just kill that motherfucker
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- and be done with this.
- Who cares about credit?
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I have done everything to save you all
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and you're handing over
the reins to someone
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who's already failed at being
a hero and a villain.
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[sighs] I... I get it.
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Trust me, I do.
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But, for this mission,
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we're riding with Rouge.
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For better or worse.
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Well, you'll be one member short.
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[Larry] Rita, please.
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No, I won't participate in a mission
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where I'm not wanted.
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You'll all just
have to carry on without me.
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I wish you all good luck.
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You're going to need it.
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[clicks tongue]
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[exhales] Well...
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[book thuds]
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That was hard to watch.
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And painful for all of you,
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but let's not forget
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that you have all just witnessed
an incredibly traumatic sight.
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Future overrun with foul beasts,
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all of you dead, except for Vic.
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But in fairness,
your life is pretty shit.
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[Cliff] Can we move on to the
killing Darren Jones part of the plan?
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Sure. All in due time, Cliff, yes.
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But let me look over Rita's materials,
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let you gather yourselves.
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We... we must be focused
and ready to do this right.
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[Larry] What... what are you saying?
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You want us to take a quick power nap
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and then prevent the end of the world?
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I'm with LT.
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This isn't just some testicle monster.
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For all we know,
we could die at any second.
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Quick and dirty can no longer
be the modus operandi.
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No, this mission requires
perfection, nothing less.
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[sighs] All right.
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One hour.
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I'll do some recon of my own
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to make sure we've covered all our bases.
260
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- Good?
- Wonderful.
261
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,069
Incredibly helpful.
262
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One hour.
263
00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:59,371
Dismissed.
264
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,146
Cliff, uh, a word.
265
00:14:10,549 --> 00:14:15,504
You and I both know that Darren
Jones needs to be exterminated.
266
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:18,757
[Cliff] Uh, yeah. In one hour, right?
267
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,475
I'm gonna go watch Rockford Files.
268
00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:22,844
No, no, no, not in an hour.
269
00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:24,063
Immediately.
270
00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:25,814
Time is of the fucking essence.
271
00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:27,733
[Cliff] But, you just said...
272
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:30,769
Wait a minute.
273
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,687
Are you saying
what I think you're saying?
274
00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:36,075
Are you asking me to go
on a top-secret mission?
275
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,960
[whispering] I don't need the others.
276
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,613
I only need you.
277
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,865
You are literally an indestructible
zombie-killing machine.
278
00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:45,451
[Cliff] Huh.
279
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,669
What do you say, Cliffy?
280
00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:49,538
Do you wanna go
and save the fucking world
281
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:52,057
from some motherfucking Butts?
282
00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:54,426
[Cliff] Fuck yes!
283
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,215
[man on intercom] State your name.
284
00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:03,185
Yu. Doctor Margaret Yu.
285
00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:04,270
[device beeping]
286
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:08,574
[indistinct chatter]
287
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:13,812
- Doctor Yu.
- Hey.
288
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,330
Welcome to the Ant Farm, Doctor Yu.
289
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:18,014
I apologize that you weren't
briefed more thoroughly.
290
00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:22,370
The project you'll be interfacing
with is highly classified.
291
00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:23,789
Highest clearance only.
292
00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:26,241
Oh, uh, how secret is that exactly?
293
00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:28,994
Am I allowed to tell my bowling league?
294
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,345
I would trust them with my life.
295
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:31,680
- [chuckles]
- [machine beeps]
296
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,165
It's fine, I get it.
297
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,968
I'll just tell them something else, uh...
298
00:15:37,736 --> 00:15:39,171
- [machine beeping]
- Oh.
299
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:41,821
I will tell them that I joined
the traveling circus.
300
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:44,677
Quite.
301
00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:54,736
I understand that you're a renowned
302
00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:56,204
linguist and anthropologist.
303
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:57,272
Cambridge educated.
304
00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:58,240
Two PhD's.
305
00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:00,492
Oh, three PhD's actually.
306
00:16:00,592 --> 00:16:03,044
And I'm five credits away
from the Musical Theater Degree
307
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,378
that I missed in college.
308
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,282
As impressive as that may be,
309
00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:10,051
I fear that none of it will have
adequately prepared you for this.
310
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:13,005
A little over a year ago,
the Ant Farm R and D department
311
00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:15,123
conceived of a creature
that could be bred,
312
00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:16,791
- as a weaponized force of nature.
- [keypad beeping]
313
00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:18,526
The goal was to make them unstoppable.
314
00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:19,427
[door opens]
315
00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:22,281
Let me guess, it worked.
316
00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:24,350
All too well.
317
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,572
Your mission is to establish
a means of communication,
318
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:33,225
and through which assert
control and order.
319
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:37,062
Weapons must obey our command.
320
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:41,166
[creatures growling]
321
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,736
[objects clattering]
322
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,153
They're like this 24/7.
323
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:47,055
- [growling continues]
- [objects clattering]
324
00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:48,140
They're beautiful.
325
00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:01,670
All right, Cyborg.
326
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:05,724
Um, let's see what you can do
with the old-fashioned way.
327
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,862
- [keyboard clacking]
- [beeping]
328
00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:13,665
[cell phone vibrates]
329
00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:24,710
[computer beeps]
330
00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:30,349
Booyah.
331
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:33,118
[keyboard clacking]
332
00:17:36,955 --> 00:17:38,624
[birds chirping]
333
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,174
[Larry] I know you're scared.
334
00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:42,261
I can sense it.
335
00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:45,347
Just... [sighs]
336
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:48,431
You have to trust me that I'm
gonna make everything all right.
337
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,469
[sighs]
338
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,304
Once we avert the apocalypse,
339
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,522
everything will go back to normal.
340
00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:57,192
You have to keep trusting me, all right?
341
00:17:57,276 --> 00:18:00,279
- We have to stick... [grunts]
- [energy surging]
342
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,564
Keeg?
343
00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:04,883
I said we have to stick together.
344
00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:08,253
Why are you acting like this?
345
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,290
What did Future Keeg say to you?
346
00:18:12,624 --> 00:18:14,460
Oh, let me guess, whatever it was,
347
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:17,379
it was all my fault, wasn't it?
348
00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:19,247
Well, we're not in the future anymore
349
00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:21,049
and I'm still in charge.
350
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:23,335
If we wanna fix this
we have to stay uni...
351
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,471
- [warbles]
- Damn it.
352
00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:29,475
There you are. Judas!
353
00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:31,426
I'm a little busy right now, Rita.
354
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:34,680
[scoffs] Don't you walk away from me!
355
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:35,647
[Larry] Keeg!
356
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:41,753
[sighs]
357
00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:46,325
[sighs heavily]
358
00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:48,527
Fucking puzzles.
359
00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:07,279
[sighs]
360
00:19:08,046 --> 00:19:09,348
Fucking puzzles.
361
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,794
There are no edge pieces.
362
00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:25,964
There are no corner pieces.
363
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,806
There are no edge pieces.
364
00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:37,409
What?
365
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:38,859
And they all look the same.
366
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:46,251
Come on, you piece of shit piece.
367
00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:47,920
[yells]
368
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,155
[breathing heavily]
369
00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:52,491
[sighs]
370
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:06,921
[burps] What's your problem?
371
00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:08,440
They fucking left.
372
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:11,276
Rouge and Cliff, they went
on the mission without us.
373
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,744
Are you fucking kidding?
374
00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:14,596
What's with everyone ditching me lately?
375
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,448
Did someone send out a memo?
376
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:17,683
Welcome to the club.
377
00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:20,484
Well, where are you going?
378
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:24,339
[sighs]
379
00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:27,108
I intercepted a transmission
report from the Bureau of Normalcy.
380
00:20:27,192 --> 00:20:28,810
There's another Zombie Butt out there.
381
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,744
If I hurry, I can still intercept it.
382
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,565
So, you're leaving us too?
383
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,401
[sighs] Jane...
384
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,870
would you like to join me
on a mission to save the world?
385
00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:42,908
Hmm...
386
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,144
Yeah, fuck it. Sure, yeah.
387
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,329
Wait, wait, wait,
what about Rita and Larry?
388
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:49,448
[sighs]
389
00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:50,665
- [Rita] Larry!
- [Larry] Keeg!
390
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,484
- [Rita] Larry!
- [Larry] Rita!
391
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,502
- [Rita] What?
- [Larry] Have you seen Keeg?
392
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:55,621
[Rita] Larry!
393
00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:56,971
It's now or never. You ready?
394
00:20:57,055 --> 00:20:58,090
Let's go, yeah.
395
00:20:58,957 --> 00:20:59,791
Mmm.
396
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:03,795
[cheerful music playing]
397
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,050
[Cliff] Who needs a Doom Bus
or a time machine
398
00:21:09,134 --> 00:21:12,838
when you got two wheels
and unlimited stamina?
399
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,840
[panting]
400
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,642
Speak for yourself, big man.
401
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,430
[Cliff] I told you, you could
sit on my handle bars.
402
00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:23,698
- [bicycle rattles]
- Whoa-oh.
403
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,350
Then I said I would rather die!
404
00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:26,952
[Cliff] Hmm.
405
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,255
[cheerful music continues]
406
00:21:34,092 --> 00:21:35,594
[Cliff] Ooh! Wow!
407
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:45,871
What the fuck is that?
408
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:52,711
This is a fucking crime!
409
00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:54,813
[clicks tongue] Yeah, litter is a crime.
410
00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:56,882
[Cliff] Littering?
411
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:57,966
That thing isn't trash.
412
00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:01,386
That's a 1974 Gran Torino.
413
00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:03,104
It's one of the first cars I bought
414
00:22:03,188 --> 00:22:05,023
when I made it big on the circuit.
415
00:22:05,123 --> 00:22:07,893
I used to fix up cars with my dad.
416
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:10,062
Way older than the model '78.
417
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,363
[chuckles] Fuck.
418
00:22:11,463 --> 00:22:13,781
Fixing cars was probably the only thing
419
00:22:13,865 --> 00:22:15,200
my dad was good at.
420
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:17,285
'Cause when you're fixing the car,
421
00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:18,904
everything makes sense.
422
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,956
There's a solution to every problem.
423
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,542
We both understood that.
424
00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:25,960
You just...
425
00:22:26,044 --> 00:22:27,179
lose yourself in it.
426
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,248
It's tactile.
427
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,833
Well, what are you waiting for?
428
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:34,252
Why don't you "pop the hood,"
as they say?
429
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,839
You know, let yourself feel
that sensation again.
430
00:22:37,923 --> 00:22:40,141
[Cliff] No, no. Not yet.
431
00:22:40,225 --> 00:22:42,894
I'm saving my first touch for my family.
432
00:22:42,994 --> 00:22:44,229
End of discussion.
433
00:22:44,329 --> 00:22:45,731
Save the world,
434
00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:47,599
then allow myself to feel again.
435
00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:50,450
Anything else would be a waste.
436
00:22:51,236 --> 00:22:52,320
Well, that's very noble.
437
00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:54,072
[Cliff] Yeah, well...
438
00:22:54,172 --> 00:22:57,776
You're lucky that you have
people to share your life with.
439
00:22:57,876 --> 00:23:01,113
I don't know where I was in
the future or what happened.
440
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:05,584
But I'm certain of one thing,
I was alone.
441
00:23:05,684 --> 00:23:08,202
You know, we are quite a bit alike,
442
00:23:08,286 --> 00:23:09,837
you and me, Cliff.
443
00:23:09,921 --> 00:23:14,626
Relics from a long time passed,
444
00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:16,762
discarded by the side of the road
445
00:23:16,862 --> 00:23:21,433
in search of a new home
we may never truly find.
446
00:23:23,268 --> 00:23:25,219
Wha... What the fuck
are you talking about?
447
00:23:25,303 --> 00:23:29,190
[clicks tongue] Uh, the, um, the car.
448
00:23:29,274 --> 00:23:33,211
Yeah, I thought you were using
the car as a metaphor.
449
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:34,813
Metaphor?
450
00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:35,981
A metaphor for what?
451
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,565
It's a fucking car.
452
00:23:37,649 --> 00:23:39,284
Yeah. I... I know it's a...
453
00:23:39,384 --> 00:23:41,486
[Darren continues growling and singing]
454
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:51,245
Was that Darren fucking Jones?
455
00:23:51,329 --> 00:23:53,581
Was he fucking singing?
456
00:23:53,665 --> 00:23:57,068
[growling and singing]
457
00:23:59,337 --> 00:24:01,522
["Shipoopi" by Buddy Hackett
playing on speakers]
458
00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:02,857
[male singer] ♪ Now, a woman
who'll kiss On the very first date ♪
459
00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:04,509
♪ Is usually a hussy ♪
460
00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:06,094
♪ And a woman who'll kissOn the second time out ♪
461
00:24:06,178 --> 00:24:07,979
♪ Is anything but fussy ♪
462
00:24:08,079 --> 00:24:09,831
♪ But a woman who'll wait
Till the third time around ♪
463
00:24:09,915 --> 00:24:11,499
♪ Head in the clouds Feet on the ground ♪
464
00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:13,067
♪ She's the girl You're glad you found ♪
465
00:24:13,151 --> 00:24:14,653
♪ She's your Shi-Poo-Pi ♪
466
00:24:14,753 --> 00:24:17,022
♪ Shi-Poo-Pi Shi-Poo-Pi, Shi-Poo-Pi ♪
467
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:19,040
[male chorus]
♪ The girl who's hard to get ♪
468
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:21,209
[male singer] ♪ Shi-Poo-Pi
Shi-Poo-Pi, Shi-Poo-Pi ♪
469
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,528
[female chorus]
♪ But you can win her yet ♪
470
00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:25,546
[male singer] ♪ Walk her
once Just to raise the curtain ♪
471
00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:27,682
♪ Then you walk around twice
And make for certain ♪
472
00:24:27,766 --> 00:24:29,450
♪ Once more In the flower garden ♪
473
00:24:29,534 --> 00:24:31,884
♪ She will ever get sore
If you beg her pardon ♪
474
00:24:33,004 --> 00:24:34,622
[chorus] ♪ Do re mi fa so la ti ♪
475
00:24:34,706 --> 00:24:36,708
♪ Do ti la so fa mi re do ♪
476
00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:38,726
[male singer] ♪ Squeeze her
once When she isn't lookin' ♪
477
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:40,361
♪ If you get a squeeze backThat's fancy cookin' ♪
478
00:24:40,445 --> 00:24:42,595
Uh, wh... what,
what are we looking at here?
479
00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:44,098
Their butts.
480
00:24:44,182 --> 00:24:46,384
Now, General, you and I both know
481
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:47,769
they are so much more than that.
482
00:24:47,853 --> 00:24:49,604
You're the visionary behind this project.
483
00:24:49,688 --> 00:24:51,139
These aren't just Butts,
484
00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:53,725
they're an entirely
new species of creature
485
00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:56,561
that we categorized as Gluteus Morticus.
486
00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:58,730
Infinitely complex, highly intelligent
487
00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:00,948
with deeply engrained social dynamics.
488
00:25:01,032 --> 00:25:03,568
Take these two specimens
in front for example.
489
00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:06,154
Note, the scarring on their forequarters.
490
00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:07,989
They were born as conjoined twins.
491
00:25:08,073 --> 00:25:09,724
They're brothers and they recognize that.
492
00:25:09,808 --> 00:25:14,128
In fact, I've only just started
to comprehend their bond.
493
00:25:14,212 --> 00:25:15,797
One of them, I've named Nicholas,
494
00:25:15,881 --> 00:25:17,298
and the other I've named Theodore.
495
00:25:17,382 --> 00:25:18,884
Teddy. [Chuckles]
496
00:25:18,984 --> 00:25:21,169
As you can see,
they're not killing machines.
497
00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:23,722
They're quite gentle,
they have a love of music...
498
00:25:23,822 --> 00:25:25,673
Bored!
499
00:25:25,757 --> 00:25:27,192
- [music stops]
- No, don't!
500
00:25:30,095 --> 00:25:32,564
[Butts growling]
501
00:25:32,664 --> 00:25:34,099
[all exclaiming]
502
00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:35,416
[yelps] They're upset with me.
503
00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:36,984
The Butts have gotten upset with me.
504
00:25:37,068 --> 00:25:38,770
[thudding]
505
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:40,071
Close it, close it!
506
00:25:40,171 --> 00:25:42,523
The Butts have gotten upset with me.
507
00:25:42,607 --> 00:25:43,825
You scared him.
508
00:25:43,909 --> 00:25:46,327
Your Butts have gone nuts.
...upset with me.
509
00:25:46,411 --> 00:25:47,913
General, say it.
510
00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:50,582
[both] We mustn't upset the Butts.
511
00:25:50,682 --> 00:25:52,784
- [shudders]
- That's right.
512
00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:55,503
Okay, we're outta here.
513
00:25:55,587 --> 00:25:57,705
You must see what you have here.
514
00:25:57,789 --> 00:26:01,509
This is an apex life form capable
of... of coexisting with humankind!
515
00:26:01,593 --> 00:26:06,047
Yes, and the bureau
is grateful for all your work.
516
00:26:06,131 --> 00:26:08,883
Your methods may have been unorthodox
517
00:26:08,967 --> 00:26:12,520
but this project should be considered
a great success for our country.
518
00:26:12,604 --> 00:26:14,439
Finally, we have what we need
519
00:26:14,539 --> 00:26:17,776
to move forward with weaponization.
520
00:26:17,876 --> 00:26:20,478
Wait, you can't seriously
still be considering
521
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:21,980
weaponizing these creatures.
522
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,031
Please, you'd be weaponizing
523
00:26:24,115 --> 00:26:26,265
one of the greatest discoveries
of our time.
524
00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:28,053
Great discovery?
525
00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:30,055
Like what?
526
00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:32,324
Fire?
527
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:35,160
Electricity? The atom?
528
00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:39,331
Weaponization is the fruit
of progress, Dr. Yu.
529
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:42,634
This is the intention
of discovery always.
530
00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:45,670
Give me three days.
531
00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:47,138
I will change your mind.
532
00:26:47,238 --> 00:26:48,756
I will put together
the greatest talent show...
533
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,475
You'll be reassigned.
534
00:26:50,575 --> 00:26:52,226
Immediately.
535
00:26:52,310 --> 00:26:55,313
- I...
- And if you continue this foolish crusade,
536
00:26:55,413 --> 00:26:57,782
you'll be demoted, or worse.
537
00:27:00,085 --> 00:27:01,602
Are you threatening me?
538
00:27:01,686 --> 00:27:04,456
You're the linguist, Doctor,
figure it out for yourself.
539
00:27:05,323 --> 00:27:06,440
[door closes]
540
00:27:06,524 --> 00:27:08,994
[scoffs]
541
00:27:09,094 --> 00:27:11,679
[Larry] Keeg, I know you love
to hide in electric wiring
542
00:27:11,763 --> 00:27:13,414
but now is not the time.
543
00:27:13,498 --> 00:27:15,716
We don't wanna risk everything
we're building together
544
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,502
on a game of hide-and-seek.
545
00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:21,473
Oh, damn it, Keeg, talk to me.
546
00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:25,960
I'm done talking
to flowers and floor lamps.
547
00:27:26,044 --> 00:27:27,045
Oh, shit.
548
00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:29,881
I'm sorry. Did I surprise you?
549
00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:31,182
That must be frustrating
550
00:27:31,282 --> 00:27:32,533
when someone you love and trust
551
00:27:32,617 --> 00:27:34,402
does something completely unexpected.
552
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:35,687
[Larry] As I said, Rita,
553
00:27:35,787 --> 00:27:37,071
I'm a bit preoccupied at the moment.
554
00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:39,040
So, that's how you're going to play it?
555
00:27:39,124 --> 00:27:41,393
Feigning more concern for that thing
556
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:43,061
than you have for me?
557
00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:44,779
Well, the least you could've done
558
00:27:44,863 --> 00:27:47,448
was look me in the eyes
before stabbing me in the back.
559
00:27:47,532 --> 00:27:48,749
Honestly, that's probably why.
560
00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:50,618
Keeg wants nothing to do with you
561
00:27:50,702 --> 00:27:53,752
now that he's seen the way you
treat those you care most about.
562
00:27:53,838 --> 00:27:55,990
The ones who love you enough
563
00:27:56,074 --> 00:27:58,576
to ignore the bandage body odor.
564
00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:01,095
Oh, for heaven's sake, Larry,
565
00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:02,563
just cut the power to the house.
566
00:28:02,647 --> 00:28:04,131
- [electricity crackles]
- [Larry yelps] God!
567
00:28:04,215 --> 00:28:07,585
- [Larry sighs] - Looks
like Rita was right again.
568
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,103
[Larry] All right, you know what?
569
00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:10,422
Enough.
570
00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,724
You act like this was some
great betrayal,
571
00:28:12,824 --> 00:28:14,342
but I had my reasons.
572
00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:15,760
And even if I didn't,
573
00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:17,778
you were actually
a pretty shitty team leader.
574
00:28:17,862 --> 00:28:19,814
All you did was tell everyone what to do.
575
00:28:19,898 --> 00:28:21,766
Holding us to impossible standards,
576
00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:24,151
giving out gold stars and demerits
577
00:28:24,235 --> 00:28:26,354
like we were all little school children.
578
00:28:26,438 --> 00:28:28,106
After a while,
579
00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:29,824
it didn't even feel like we were
doing good for the right reasons.
580
00:28:29,908 --> 00:28:31,993
We were just going through the motions
581
00:28:32,077 --> 00:28:34,379
as part of a misguided vanity play.
582
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,364
[Rita scoffs]
583
00:28:36,448 --> 00:28:39,951
[Larry] And as for my reasons,
I saw the future.
584
00:28:40,051 --> 00:28:42,087
We all saw where we end up.
585
00:28:42,187 --> 00:28:44,355
Excuse me for trying to avoid that fate.
586
00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:48,927
I would've thought of all people,
587
00:28:49,027 --> 00:28:52,597
you'd understand how time
travel can change one's priorities.
588
00:28:52,697 --> 00:28:54,148
When you came back from the past,
589
00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:55,533
you were broken.
590
00:28:56,768 --> 00:28:58,303
You called us all strangers,
591
00:28:58,403 --> 00:28:59,854
and you haven't made me feel like
592
00:28:59,938 --> 00:29:02,607
anything other
than a stranger ever since.
593
00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:05,459
[smacks lips] So, what then?
594
00:29:05,543 --> 00:29:09,147
You think your future was my fault?
595
00:29:09,247 --> 00:29:11,082
[electricity crackling]
596
00:29:11,816 --> 00:29:12,951
[Larry sighs]
597
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,623
[Larry] No. I saw Keeg separated from me.
598
00:29:18,723 --> 00:29:19,991
Abandoned.
599
00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:21,993
Now he wants nothing to do with me.
600
00:29:22,093 --> 00:29:23,495
It wasn't your fault.
601
00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:26,047
If anyone was to blame
it was probably me.
602
00:29:26,131 --> 00:29:28,516
But I'll do whatever I can
to keep that from happening.
603
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,136
And if that means Rouge
takes charge of the team,
604
00:29:31,236 --> 00:29:32,337
so be it.
605
00:29:33,671 --> 00:29:37,242
I'm sorry, Rita, but I have to do this.
606
00:29:38,843 --> 00:29:40,345
Keeg is all I have left.
607
00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:43,848
All you have left?
608
00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:49,154
Being team leader was all I had left.
609
00:29:49,254 --> 00:29:51,823
And now thanks to you, I have nothing.
610
00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:55,827
[Larry sighs]
611
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,035
[Jane] You're fucking kidding me.
612
00:30:04,135 --> 00:30:06,704
We're supposed to be posing
as bureau agents?
613
00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:10,041
You could've at least told me
to change my fucking shirt.
614
00:30:10,141 --> 00:30:12,760
I told him we'd be undercover.
615
00:30:12,844 --> 00:30:13,711
Oh, boy.
616
00:30:16,381 --> 00:30:18,449
Okay, so, what's your idea exactly?
617
00:30:22,854 --> 00:30:25,639
Darren Jones isn't the only Zombie Butt?
618
00:30:25,723 --> 00:30:27,692
I'm not sure.
619
00:30:27,792 --> 00:30:29,910
But if another Zombie Butt
escaped that night,
620
00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:32,494
then the Bureau of Normalcy
is gonna know about it.
621
00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:34,899
Okay, and this...
622
00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:36,568
And if this works, wha... what,
623
00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:39,571
you'll finally be voted as team leader?
624
00:30:40,872 --> 00:30:42,089
- [scoffs]
- I think the team
625
00:30:42,173 --> 00:30:43,591
made it pretty clear how they feel
626
00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,743
about me being team leader,
several times.
627
00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:47,461
Then, why are you acting
628
00:30:47,545 --> 00:30:50,631
like such a lame-ass
motivational poster come to life?
629
00:30:50,715 --> 00:30:51,916
I mean, seriously,
630
00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:53,801
you're like a energy drink commercial.
631
00:30:53,885 --> 00:30:55,102
Why are you so fucking tense?
632
00:30:55,186 --> 00:30:57,822
Because I saw the same future you saw.
633
00:31:00,258 --> 00:31:01,226
I'm...
634
00:31:02,727 --> 00:31:04,578
I'm trying to save the world right now,
635
00:31:04,662 --> 00:31:06,264
and maybe if we can do that,
636
00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:08,364
then I can finally move on with my life.
637
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:14,105
Okay, so you're gonna
save the world. Then what?
638
00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:18,325
You're gonna go off backpacking
with a bunch of normies?
639
00:31:18,409 --> 00:31:21,279
Join an ultimate frisbee league, dude?
640
00:31:23,748 --> 00:31:26,167
Wow. I'm right, aren't I?
641
00:31:26,251 --> 00:31:29,837
Damn, everyone's just going off
on a solo act these days.
642
00:31:29,921 --> 00:31:31,756
Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
643
00:31:31,856 --> 00:31:34,292
Yeah, well, it's easy to feel like
644
00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:36,143
everyone else is moving on without you
645
00:31:36,227 --> 00:31:38,196
if you're stuck standing still.
646
00:31:41,966 --> 00:31:45,853
[clicks tongue] Okay, so let...
let's say you save the world,
647
00:31:45,937 --> 00:31:47,805
then what happens tomorrow?
648
00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:49,941
I don't know. Wednesday?
649
00:31:50,041 --> 00:31:51,809
Come on.
650
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,627
You've been here long enough to know
651
00:31:53,711 --> 00:31:57,731
that our world is ending
like every other fucking day.
652
00:31:57,815 --> 00:31:59,867
You keep telling yourself
that you're gonna move on,
653
00:31:59,951 --> 00:32:02,587
but it feels like you keep
finding reasons to stay.
654
00:32:03,488 --> 00:32:04,822
[scoffs]
655
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:07,659
I never said I was quitting.
656
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:09,543
I just need some time to myself.
657
00:32:09,627 --> 00:32:11,277
I've wanted that for a long time.
658
00:32:12,797 --> 00:32:14,081
[inhales sharply]
659
00:32:14,165 --> 00:32:15,316
Yeah, it must be nice
to know what you want.
660
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,601
[Jane sighs]
661
00:32:19,103 --> 00:32:20,638
Have you talked to Kay lately?
662
00:32:20,738 --> 00:32:21,639
No.
663
00:32:23,241 --> 00:32:25,759
Well, there was like a moment.
664
00:32:25,843 --> 00:32:28,693
[clicks tongue] I mean, what
the fuck do you know about it?
665
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:30,280
I was just thinking,
666
00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:32,766
maybe what Kay wants for you
667
00:32:32,850 --> 00:32:34,950
is different to what
Kay wants for herself.
668
00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:36,871
The fuck is that supposed to mean?
669
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:38,038
You don't even know Kay.
670
00:32:38,122 --> 00:32:39,673
No, Kay was up top a few months ago.
671
00:32:39,757 --> 00:32:40,992
All of us met her.
672
00:32:43,995 --> 00:32:45,745
I didn't wanna bother you about it.
673
00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:47,932
Bother me about what?
674
00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:51,350
Kay had your recorded interview with her,
675
00:32:51,436 --> 00:32:52,720
- like Niles used to do.
- [cell phone vibrating]
676
00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:54,404
[whispering] Tell me everything.
677
00:32:56,874 --> 00:32:58,776
- It's him.
- Okay.
678
00:33:02,547 --> 00:33:04,048
[birds chirping]
679
00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:05,466
[Cliff] So, what?
680
00:33:05,550 --> 00:33:07,800
We just wait for him in a barn
and ambush him?
681
00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:11,189
Yeah, is that too complicated?
682
00:33:11,289 --> 00:33:12,939
[Cliff] Won't he smell us coming?
683
00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:15,609
Well, the last time, your pal, Kipling,
684
00:33:15,693 --> 00:33:19,564
had a magic hat laced
with secret pine air freshener.
685
00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:20,948
But in lieu of that,
686
00:33:21,032 --> 00:33:23,284
I've improvised
and I've doused our helmets
687
00:33:23,368 --> 00:33:25,203
with Niles's old cologne.
688
00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:27,922
[Cliff] And that'll work?
689
00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:28,989
[thudding]
690
00:33:29,073 --> 00:33:30,457
It better.
691
00:33:30,541 --> 00:33:32,310
[Darren whistling]
692
00:33:41,719 --> 00:33:43,837
Hello, Darren.
693
00:33:43,921 --> 00:33:47,258
[Cliff] Get ready to kiss
the cook, motherfucker.
694
00:33:47,358 --> 00:33:48,726
{\an8}[growling]
695
00:33:57,368 --> 00:33:58,485
[Cliff] Holy shit!
696
00:33:58,569 --> 00:34:00,405
I still understand zombie speak.
697
00:34:00,505 --> 00:34:01,789
Who... Uh, what's he saying?
698
00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:03,908
[Cliff] He said, "Welcome to my farm."
699
00:34:04,008 --> 00:34:05,859
- [Madame Rouge] Hmm?
- [Cliff] Fuck the farm!
700
00:34:05,943 --> 00:34:09,113
Listen, Darren,
here's what's gonna happen.
701
00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:11,365
I'm gonna save the fucking world
702
00:34:11,449 --> 00:34:14,619
by crushing your dumb zombie face.
703
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,789
{\an8}[growls]
704
00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:19,290
{\an8}What's he saying now?
705
00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:24,228
{\an8}[growling]
706
00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:35,656
{\an8}[Cliff] He says he won't eat brains,
707
00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:37,975
{\an8}he's refusing to be a zombie.
708
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:40,361
{\an8}Well... [sputters]
I don't think you can do that.
709
00:34:40,445 --> 00:34:42,329
{\an8}Can you do that?
I don't think you can do that.
710
00:34:42,413 --> 00:34:43,497
{\an8}[Cliff] I don't know. He's still talking.
711
00:34:43,581 --> 00:34:44,398
{\an8}[Cliff shushes]
712
00:34:44,482 --> 00:34:46,551
{\an8}[growling continues]
713
00:34:48,219 --> 00:34:50,321
{\an8}[Cliff] Uh, something about tomatoes?
714
00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:53,391
{\an8}[growling continues]
715
00:34:57,895 --> 00:34:59,246
{\an8}[Cliff] I think he's wrappin' it up.
716
00:34:59,330 --> 00:35:02,500
{\an8}-Okay, good, good -[growling]
717
00:35:04,669 --> 00:35:06,404
{\an8}What's he doing?
718
00:35:07,472 --> 00:35:08,806
{\an8}[growls]
719
00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:11,825
{\an8}[Cliff] What the fuck?
720
00:35:11,909 --> 00:35:13,594
{\an8}[growls]
721
00:35:13,678 --> 00:35:15,513
[Cliff] Fuck off, Darren.
722
00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:17,598
I came here to fight you
and save the world,
723
00:35:17,682 --> 00:35:20,651
not commit some kind of
weird mercy killing.
724
00:35:20,751 --> 00:35:22,936
What's wrong?
725
00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:24,905
[Cliff] He's asking me to put him down!
726
00:35:24,989 --> 00:35:26,691
Oh, and what is wrong with that?
727
00:35:28,292 --> 00:35:29,861
[Cliff] He's a fucking zombie!
728
00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:31,245
{\an8}- You're not Old fucking Yeller.
- [Darren growling]
729
00:35:31,329 --> 00:35:34,165
{\an8}[continues growling]
730
00:35:41,339 --> 00:35:42,423
[Cliff] Hey, hold on.
731
00:35:42,507 --> 00:35:43,724
I don't know if I can just kill
732
00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:45,877
an unarmed Zombie Butt farmer.
733
00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:48,045
Stop messing with my head, Darren.
734
00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:49,730
- Stop trying to make...
- [grunts]
735
00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:51,164
...this... this easy on me.
736
00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:54,385
[sniffs]
737
00:35:54,485 --> 00:35:56,370
- [growls] - [Cliff] The
fuck are you doing?
738
00:35:56,454 --> 00:35:57,554
What needs to be done.
739
00:35:58,656 --> 00:36:01,526
{\an8}[growling]
740
00:36:01,626 --> 00:36:03,394
{\an8}[Cliff] Oh, no. Oh, no.
741
00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:05,897
{\an8}[growling continues]
742
00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:08,666
[Cliff screams] Holy!
743
00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:11,736
[both grunting]
744
00:36:13,404 --> 00:36:14,288
[growls]
745
00:36:14,372 --> 00:36:16,073
[Cliff] You're fucking crazy!
746
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,875
[growling]
747
00:36:17,975 --> 00:36:18,910
[Cliff grunts]
748
00:36:21,679 --> 00:36:24,248
All right, Darren! You asked for it.
749
00:36:24,348 --> 00:36:25,750
[choking]
750
00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:27,418
[Cliff grunting]
751
00:36:28,486 --> 00:36:29,587
[blood splatters]
752
00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:31,722
[ominous music playing]
753
00:36:31,822 --> 00:36:32,723
Weapon.
754
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:37,610
- [Cliff grunts]
- [flesh squelches]
755
00:36:38,896 --> 00:36:40,831
[pants]
756
00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:46,604
[sniffles] Cliff.
757
00:36:47,438 --> 00:36:49,273
Cliff, it's... it's over.
758
00:36:49,373 --> 00:36:50,241
It's done.
759
00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:53,494
[Cliff breathes shakily]
760
00:36:53,578 --> 00:36:55,112
I did it. It's over.
761
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:57,181
[breathing heavily]
762
00:37:00,718 --> 00:37:03,203
Something's... [breathing heavily]
763
00:37:03,287 --> 00:37:05,056
Something's cold.
764
00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:09,527
Oh, no. Oh, God, no.
765
00:37:10,361 --> 00:37:11,929
Oh, God! No!
766
00:37:12,029 --> 00:37:14,098
No! No, no, no!
767
00:37:14,198 --> 00:37:17,048
-I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, Cliff.
-[Cliff breathing heavily]
768
00:37:17,935 --> 00:37:19,987
You said you needed
a reason to fight, I...
769
00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:21,671
[Cliff] You did the right thing.
770
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,775
I hesitated and you got it done.
771
00:37:26,110 --> 00:37:28,145
That's why you're the leader.
772
00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,447
Where the fuck's my...
773
00:37:29,547 --> 00:37:30,548
[grunts]
774
00:37:33,284 --> 00:37:34,919
[breathing heavily] Shit.
775
00:37:36,487 --> 00:37:38,071
[Cliff sighs]
776
00:37:38,155 --> 00:37:39,757
Well, what are we waiting for?
777
00:37:41,659 --> 00:37:42,927
We saved the world.
778
00:37:44,061 --> 00:37:45,496
Let's fucking go home.
779
00:37:51,335 --> 00:37:52,753
Right.
780
00:37:52,837 --> 00:37:55,506
[techno music playing]
781
00:38:10,254 --> 00:38:12,105
Agent Wolfmann, I presume.
782
00:38:12,189 --> 00:38:13,574
Correct.
783
00:38:13,658 --> 00:38:16,076
And this is my associate, Agent Perez.
784
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,696
[clicks tongue] Hey.
Sorry about my shirt.
785
00:38:18,796 --> 00:38:19,764
Laundry day.
786
00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:25,836
And you must be the,
uh... The Butt Hunter.
787
00:38:26,704 --> 00:38:28,088
[chomps]
788
00:38:28,172 --> 00:38:29,874
Why don't you take a wild guess?
789
00:38:30,775 --> 00:38:31,809
{\an8}Shit.
790
00:38:33,511 --> 00:38:36,797
[whispering] You gotta be
fucking kidding me.
791
00:38:36,881 --> 00:38:38,732
We don't wanna waste
any more of your time.
792
00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:40,467
We expect a full mission report.
793
00:38:40,551 --> 00:38:45,272
You know I don't do those fancy
Bureau Normalcy protocols.
794
00:38:45,356 --> 00:38:47,006
Hunter's gotta have his own code.
795
00:38:48,826 --> 00:38:49,660
Humor me.
796
00:38:50,828 --> 00:38:51,696
All right.
797
00:38:54,465 --> 00:38:58,318
A year ago the BON lost
an entire hoard of killer Butts.
798
00:38:58,402 --> 00:39:01,505
Due to my specific skill set,
I was hired to round 'em up.
799
00:39:03,074 --> 00:39:04,241
Several confirmed dead,
800
00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:06,577
some by my hand, some by others.
801
00:39:06,677 --> 00:39:08,879
But the majority
have been safely recovered.
802
00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:11,932
I always try to be humane in my approach
803
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:15,920
but, [chuckles] you know
how this business can be.
804
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,755
The Butt hunting business?
805
00:39:17,855 --> 00:39:18,972
That's the one.
806
00:39:19,056 --> 00:39:20,674
What's the current status report?
807
00:39:20,758 --> 00:39:23,761
Recently, I came into
possession of the final target.
808
00:39:23,861 --> 00:39:25,979
It was particularly difficult to track.
809
00:39:26,063 --> 00:39:27,648
These things are crafty, you know.
810
00:39:27,732 --> 00:39:31,068
Butt hunting... It's chess, it's not...
811
00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:36,273
Yahtzee.
812
00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:38,275
Why was it difficult to track?
813
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:39,876
Didn't behave like the others.
814
00:39:40,678 --> 00:39:41,746
Seemed sick.
815
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,415
Infected, possibly.
816
00:39:44,515 --> 00:39:46,500
I put it on ice to transport it.
817
00:39:46,584 --> 00:39:49,336
Cold seems to place it
in a vegetative state.
818
00:39:49,420 --> 00:39:51,570
But make no mistake,
this thing is not dead.
819
00:39:52,623 --> 00:39:54,759
Not all the way, anyway.
820
00:39:54,859 --> 00:39:55,960
So, it's a zombie.
821
00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:57,210
What's a zombie?
822
00:39:57,294 --> 00:39:58,879
Do you seriously not know
what a zombie is?
823
00:39:58,963 --> 00:40:01,132
I have a very particular set of skills.
824
00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:04,332
- [softly] Okay.
- [Vic] Your information tracks with our intel.
825
00:40:05,970 --> 00:40:07,605
Agent, um...
826
00:40:08,639 --> 00:40:09,623
[whispering] Butt Hunter.
827
00:40:09,707 --> 00:40:10,474
Butt Hunter.
828
00:40:10,574 --> 00:40:11,776
[whispers] Thank you.
829
00:40:11,876 --> 00:40:13,778
The bureau thanks you for your work.
830
00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:20,701
- [whispering] Vic.
- [Vic] Yeah?
831
00:40:20,785 --> 00:40:23,036
[whispering] Where are
the real BON agents?
832
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,155
[scoffs]
833
00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:25,956
I secretly moved up the meeting.
834
00:40:26,056 --> 00:40:27,491
They're an hour behind us.
835
00:40:27,591 --> 00:40:30,494
Okay, but this Butt whacker
was like 45 minutes late.
836
00:40:31,729 --> 00:40:32,630
Now we gotta move.
837
00:40:40,738 --> 00:40:42,388
I'm assuming you have my payment.
838
00:40:42,807 --> 00:40:43,890
It'll be wired to you.
839
00:40:43,974 --> 00:40:44,942
In Bitcoin.
840
00:40:48,179 --> 00:40:49,663
- [Jane chuckles]
- [Vic grunts]
841
00:40:49,747 --> 00:40:50,981
- Thanks.
- [Vic] Yeah.
842
00:40:56,187 --> 00:40:59,190
And this is the final Butt, right?
843
00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:00,774
Who's the Butt hunter here?
844
00:41:00,858 --> 00:41:02,326
Me or you?
845
00:41:02,426 --> 00:41:03,877
And none of the other Butts
had any signs of sickness,
846
00:41:03,961 --> 00:41:05,329
only this one?
847
00:41:06,363 --> 00:41:07,665
Adios, amigo.
848
00:41:10,100 --> 00:41:11,051
Don't let 'em hit ya
849
00:41:11,135 --> 00:41:12,635
where the good Lord splits ya.
850
00:41:16,807 --> 00:41:19,025
[breathing heavily]
Really missing your cyborg tech
851
00:41:19,109 --> 00:41:23,430
right about now,
fucking Agent... Wolfmann.
852
00:41:23,514 --> 00:41:25,399
Now, what's your super power again, Jane,
853
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:26,466
besides complaining?
854
00:41:26,550 --> 00:41:27,852
[Jane breathing heavily]
855
00:41:27,952 --> 00:41:29,403
Flit, I know I never ask you for anything
856
00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:30,737
but please don't fuck me.
857
00:41:30,821 --> 00:41:31,989
[car doors open]
858
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,400
[operatic music playing over headphones]
859
00:41:49,673 --> 00:41:52,710
[man over pa system]
Attention, the Butts are loose.
860
00:42:02,086 --> 00:42:03,837
Attention, the Butts are loose.
861
00:42:03,921 --> 00:42:05,890
[Cliff yells] Fuck!
862
00:42:06,590 --> 00:42:08,092
What the fuck?
863
00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:09,226
Oh, fuck!
864
00:42:09,326 --> 00:42:11,076
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
865
00:42:11,762 --> 00:42:14,347
[man over pa system]
Attention, the Butts are loose.
866
00:42:14,431 --> 00:42:15,816
[alarm blaring]
867
00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:17,651
What the hell are you still doing here?
868
00:42:17,735 --> 00:42:20,635
We have to get above ground
before the exterminators arrive.
869
00:42:21,772 --> 00:42:22,689
Exterminators?
870
00:42:22,773 --> 00:42:25,276
[alarm blaring]
871
00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:28,195
[man over pa system]
Attention, the Butts are loose.
872
00:42:28,279 --> 00:42:30,281
[metal creaking]
873
00:42:34,418 --> 00:42:36,887
[eerie music playing]
874
00:42:50,768 --> 00:42:51,868
[whispering] Nicholas?
875
00:43:00,811 --> 00:43:02,446
[footsteps approaching]
876
00:43:15,759 --> 00:43:18,411
Any luck with your friend?
877
00:43:18,495 --> 00:43:21,581
[electricity crackling]
878
00:43:21,665 --> 00:43:23,615
[Larry] Does that answer your question?
879
00:43:24,969 --> 00:43:28,221
[Cliff] Daddy's home, shitlickers!
880
00:43:28,305 --> 00:43:29,723
'Tis done.
881
00:43:29,807 --> 00:43:31,925
Cliff and I found Darren Jones
and we kicked his ass.
882
00:43:32,009 --> 00:43:33,177
[Cliff chuckles]
883
00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:34,694
The fucker didn't even put up a fight.
884
00:43:34,778 --> 00:43:36,447
[Larry] Congratulations.
885
00:43:42,853 --> 00:43:45,689
Okay, uh, why...
why y'all acting so sore?
886
00:43:45,789 --> 00:43:47,240
We did it. Mission accomplished.
887
00:43:47,324 --> 00:43:48,492
The world is saved.
888
00:43:48,592 --> 00:43:49,760
Not yet, it isn't.
889
00:43:50,861 --> 00:43:51,762
[Jane] No.
890
00:43:55,833 --> 00:43:57,534
[box thudding]
891
00:43:58,969 --> 00:44:00,453
After you two went AWOL,
892
00:44:00,537 --> 00:44:01,955
I hacked into the bureau's records.
893
00:44:02,039 --> 00:44:03,690
Now there was a second Zombie Butt
894
00:44:03,774 --> 00:44:05,458
that none of us had even considered.
895
00:44:05,542 --> 00:44:06,543
[Jane] Yeah.
896
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:07,845
We went undercover
897
00:44:07,945 --> 00:44:09,896
and just stole it right from under them.
898
00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:11,231
Thanks for the invite, though.
899
00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:12,799
Excellent work, you two.
900
00:44:12,883 --> 00:44:14,551
You see, this is what happens
901
00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:16,436
when this team is given the autonomy
902
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:18,772
to make decisions for themselves.
903
00:44:18,856 --> 00:44:20,224
You know what?
904
00:44:20,324 --> 00:44:22,526
We all deserve a gold star.
905
00:44:22,626 --> 00:44:25,529
I didn't do this for a gold star.
906
00:44:25,629 --> 00:44:26,947
Eh, whatever, mission accomplished.
907
00:44:27,031 --> 00:44:29,133
This is the final Zombie Butt.
908
00:44:33,404 --> 00:44:34,954
I'm sure you two can handle it.
909
00:44:37,875 --> 00:44:38,959
So, Cliff, uh,
910
00:44:39,043 --> 00:44:41,294
can you dispose off the second Butt?
911
00:44:41,378 --> 00:44:43,914
[Cliff] Me? Kill it?
912
00:44:44,014 --> 00:44:45,749
- With pleasure.
- Okay, great.
913
00:44:52,022 --> 00:44:53,473
Let's see what we got here.
914
00:44:53,557 --> 00:44:54,425
[sighs]
915
00:45:03,333 --> 00:45:06,770
Oh, I'm sorry, little guy.
916
00:45:14,278 --> 00:45:15,345
Just need a minute.
917
00:45:21,418 --> 00:45:22,953
I felt something today.
918
00:45:24,888 --> 00:45:26,290
Really felt something.
919
00:45:26,390 --> 00:45:27,458
I swear.
920
00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:29,258
For the first time in a long time.
921
00:45:30,794 --> 00:45:32,779
I always thought if I ever
got a chance to feel again,
922
00:45:32,863 --> 00:45:34,798
it'd be my daughter's hand in mine.
923
00:45:34,898 --> 00:45:36,383
Maybe my grandson in my arms
924
00:45:36,467 --> 00:45:38,302
while I help him with his hiccups.
925
00:45:38,402 --> 00:45:39,719
That would've been nice.
926
00:45:39,803 --> 00:45:40,804
Instead,
927
00:45:40,904 --> 00:45:42,473
I felt someone's skull collapse
928
00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:44,157
under my palm like a grapefruit.
929
00:45:44,241 --> 00:45:45,709
The tough skin,
930
00:45:46,877 --> 00:45:48,412
messy insides.
931
00:45:49,646 --> 00:45:51,398
I felt it all.
932
00:45:51,482 --> 00:45:52,649
The blood was cold.
933
00:45:53,951 --> 00:45:56,053
I guess he was dead already,
934
00:45:56,987 --> 00:45:58,055
sort of.
935
00:46:00,157 --> 00:46:01,325
His eyes...
936
00:46:03,927 --> 00:46:07,264
It felt like there was still
warmth in his eyes.
937
00:46:09,133 --> 00:46:11,568
[rattling]
938
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:16,589
I just... I need a minute.
939
00:46:16,673 --> 00:46:17,508
[sighs]
940
00:46:19,743 --> 00:46:21,445
[pensive music playing]
941
00:46:57,815 --> 00:46:59,016
[sighs]
942
00:47:03,620 --> 00:47:06,139
[beeping]
943
00:47:06,223 --> 00:47:07,624
[cell phone vibrating]
944
00:47:33,717 --> 00:47:36,267
[Vic on recording] What
would you like to talk about?
945
00:47:36,753 --> 00:47:38,003
[Kay] I've been thinking,
946
00:47:39,022 --> 00:47:41,558
well, more like wondering.
947
00:47:41,658 --> 00:47:44,027
What is the underground supposed to be?
948
00:47:44,928 --> 00:47:46,146
What it's for?
949
00:47:46,230 --> 00:47:47,614
[Vic] You mean like its purpose?
950
00:47:47,698 --> 00:47:49,766
[Kay] Yes! Its purpose.
951
00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:52,352
What is the purpose of the underground?
952
00:47:52,436 --> 00:47:54,020
All of the different personas.
953
00:47:54,104 --> 00:47:55,321
I used to know,
954
00:47:55,405 --> 00:47:57,608
all of the personas always said
955
00:47:57,708 --> 00:47:58,842
they had one purpose,
956
00:47:59,776 --> 00:48:00,944
to protect me.
957
00:48:01,044 --> 00:48:02,544
[Vic] And they do, don't they?
958
00:48:06,049 --> 00:48:07,167
[Kay] Maybe.
959
00:48:07,251 --> 00:48:08,385
I don't know.
960
00:48:09,219 --> 00:48:10,870
Something's changed.
961
00:48:10,954 --> 00:48:14,007
I don't think I need them
to have that purpose anymore.
962
00:48:14,091 --> 00:48:16,293
I think they need a new purpose.
963
00:48:16,393 --> 00:48:18,262
Otherwise, they'll all be lost.
964
00:48:18,362 --> 00:48:20,280
[Vic] What do you mean they'll be lost?
965
00:48:20,364 --> 00:48:21,365
I don't know.
966
00:48:23,300 --> 00:48:25,850
I think they need to figure
that out for themselves.
967
00:48:26,970 --> 00:48:28,972
[Jane] A new purpose?
968
00:48:29,072 --> 00:48:31,457
The fuck is my purpose,
if it's not to protect you?
969
00:48:31,541 --> 00:48:34,194
[Vic] Does Jane know her purpose?
970
00:48:34,278 --> 00:48:35,646
She takes care of me.
971
00:48:37,581 --> 00:48:41,084
She still thinks her purpose
is to protect me.
972
00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:44,221
She's feeling lost.
973
00:48:45,555 --> 00:48:47,157
But she'll be all right.
974
00:48:47,257 --> 00:48:50,060
If anybody can put the pieces
together, it's Jane.
975
00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:51,962
[recorder stops]
976
00:48:53,263 --> 00:48:54,131
[sighs]
977
00:49:01,104 --> 00:49:02,005
[sighs]
978
00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:08,695
["The Ladies Who Lunch"
playing on speakers]
979
00:49:08,779 --> 00:49:10,914
♪ Everybody laugh ♪
980
00:49:13,750 --> 00:49:15,568
♪ Lounging in their caftans ♪
981
00:49:15,652 --> 00:49:16,936
[humming]
982
00:49:17,020 --> 00:49:20,257
♪ And planning a brunch ♪
983
00:49:22,292 --> 00:49:24,528
♪ On their own behalf ♪
984
00:49:29,333 --> 00:49:31,335
♪ Off to the gym ♪
985
00:49:32,502 --> 00:49:35,038
♪ Then to a fitting ♪
986
00:49:35,138 --> 00:49:37,040
♪ Claiming they're fat ♪
987
00:49:40,377 --> 00:49:43,013
♪ And looking grim ♪
988
00:49:44,181 --> 00:49:46,383
♪ 'Cause they've been sitting ♪
989
00:49:47,517 --> 00:49:49,619
♪ Choosing a hat ♪
990
00:49:51,621 --> 00:49:54,558
♪ Does anyone Still wear a hat? ♪
991
00:49:54,658 --> 00:49:57,194
[Nicholas] ♪ I'll drink to that ♪
992
00:49:57,294 --> 00:50:00,446
- ♪ I'll drink to that ♪
- ♪ I'll drink to that ♪
993
00:50:00,530 --> 00:50:03,700
♪ Here's to the girls Who stay smart ♪
994
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:04,784
♪ Aren't they a gas? ♪
995
00:50:04,868 --> 00:50:06,018
[ominous music playing]
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