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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,319 --> 00:00:04,760 hello oh 2 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:51,720 The Wizard of Oz 3 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:55,320 by squizzle Scrabble Dorothy was a bad 4 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:59,479 maniac and she was sad 5 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:04,739 [Music] 6 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:19,020 oh 7 00:02:19,020 --> 00:02:22,800 yes yeah 8 00:02:24,340 --> 00:02:25,940 [Applause] 9 00:02:25,940 --> 00:02:29,520 burn it all away 10 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:32,420 burn it 11 00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:35,940 burn it away 12 00:02:35,940 --> 00:02:39,959 burn it away oh 13 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:43,680 burn it burn it 14 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:46,819 burn it all away 15 00:02:48,319 --> 00:02:51,620 burn it 16 00:02:57,900 --> 00:02:58,800 what 17 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:01,800 happened 18 00:03:09,610 --> 00:03:13,189 [Music] 19 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:17,459 [Applause] 20 00:03:30,599 --> 00:03:33,080 all right 21 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:14,760 no pleasure in life no pleasure not for 22 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:19,380 me not for dorothyavaha 23 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:25,680 laughs 24 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:33,380 no I'm glad she's dead 25 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:57,600 laughs 26 00:05:09,020 --> 00:05:12,259 all right 27 00:05:29,820 --> 00:05:33,360 you stole my candy no I did it yes you 28 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:34,680 did 29 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:37,500 ah go ahead you think you are so tough 30 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:40,340 come on 31 00:05:49,139 --> 00:05:51,560 no no no 32 00:06:26,060 --> 00:06:30,120 Toto was a mean Poppy and also Dorothy's 33 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:32,360 husband 34 00:06:40,759 --> 00:06:44,940 I are far far I'm Toto the puppy dog and 35 00:06:44,940 --> 00:06:47,220 I have secretly bad and terrible plans 36 00:06:47,220 --> 00:06:51,199 for my ex-wife Dorothy 37 00:06:52,819 --> 00:06:54,600 freaky 38 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:57,060 I am the bad doggie of the woods and I 39 00:06:57,060 --> 00:06:59,600 play mind games with people 40 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:04,380 are far far that's right that's right or 41 00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:06,919 far far 42 00:07:15,419 --> 00:07:17,960 all right 43 00:07:18,300 --> 00:07:21,680 okay you won 44 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:37,860 I'm a puppy and Dorothy was not a very 45 00:07:37,860 --> 00:07:41,039 good wife to me she made a poo poo in my 46 00:07:41,039 --> 00:07:43,199 pee pee cup and I told her she was out 47 00:07:43,199 --> 00:07:46,440 of order and she said she was innocent 48 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:49,800 because she had to poo poo so badly 49 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:52,440 but I think she was guilty and she's bad 50 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:54,960 and I hate her 51 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:56,520 she should be punished for her bad 52 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:58,740 behavior instead of laughing she 53 00:07:58,740 --> 00:07:59,940 shouldn't be laughing at her bad 54 00:07:59,940 --> 00:08:02,819 behavior and laughing to herself 55 00:08:02,819 --> 00:08:05,160 it was then that I realized 56 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:08,460 Toto have left these crazy pictures to 57 00:08:08,460 --> 00:08:11,099 make me remember the worst day of my 58 00:08:11,099 --> 00:08:12,900 life 59 00:08:12,900 --> 00:08:16,220 the day I melted 60 00:08:16,740 --> 00:08:20,780 something I never wanted to think about 61 00:08:24,300 --> 00:08:26,220 it was horrible 62 00:08:26,220 --> 00:08:29,220 no 63 00:08:30,419 --> 00:08:32,700 which sort of maniac will leave these 64 00:08:32,700 --> 00:08:34,880 pictures like this along the trail 65 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:38,580 what kind of crazy maniac indeed 66 00:08:38,580 --> 00:08:42,620 I wonder who it could be hmm 67 00:08:42,620 --> 00:08:47,100 there's one crazy maniac I can think of 68 00:08:47,100 --> 00:08:49,740 one crazy maniac I can think of right 69 00:08:49,740 --> 00:08:52,500 off the top of my puppy head 70 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:54,320 and that's me 71 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:58,920 I'm Toto the puppy dog are far far this 72 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:00,480 is what happens when you mess with me 73 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:04,200 sorry not sorry okay 74 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:06,540 what was that 75 00:09:06,540 --> 00:09:09,240 I gotta heard of puppies boys 76 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:11,880 I wonder if that no good puppy left 77 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:15,480 these silly pictures along the path 78 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:20,300 Dorothy remembered the bad thing she did 79 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:37,279 hello 80 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:41,459 a dream of a strong cup of orange but 81 00:09:41,459 --> 00:09:43,560 this is too weak 82 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:46,200 strong enough darling 83 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,680 no 84 00:09:48,959 --> 00:09:52,140 it's fine I will do as you ask but 85 00:09:52,140 --> 00:09:54,480 beware the streak you want is going to 86 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:56,880 be extraordinarily strong 87 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:58,650 hanging Orange 88 00:09:58,650 --> 00:10:01,850 [Music] 89 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:11,959 yes it should be sufficient for him 90 00:10:14,459 --> 00:10:17,279 yo Dorothy what's up you ain't been 91 00:10:17,279 --> 00:10:19,800 around in a minute yes I have I've been 92 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:21,540 sitting here for 15 minutes waiting for 93 00:10:21,540 --> 00:10:24,180 my strong cup of orange drink yo that 94 00:10:24,180 --> 00:10:26,760 drink looks mad strong B your ass can't 95 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:29,399 handle that [ __ ] yes I can I actually 96 00:10:29,399 --> 00:10:31,680 requested a strong cup of orange 97 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:34,440 strength for my sweet tooth same old 98 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:36,480 Dorothy and [ __ ] I guess some things 99 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:37,920 will never change 100 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:41,100 what do you mean everybody in Oz knows 101 00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:44,640 about your crazy sweet toothy no I don't 102 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:48,180 yes we all call you sugary Swati behind 103 00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:51,360 your back all the time sometimes we 104 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,820 laugh about it sometimes they take a 105 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:56,399 whole pound of white sugar pour it on my 106 00:10:56,399 --> 00:10:58,620 spaghetti and sauce and I say hey 107 00:10:58,620 --> 00:11:01,560 everybody look at me I'm sugary and 108 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,440 zombies 109 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:08,779 stop that you must face punishment 110 00:11:20,150 --> 00:11:23,270 [Applause] 111 00:11:29,519 --> 00:11:31,519 s 112 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:51,120 laughs 113 00:11:57,320 --> 00:12:01,070 [Applause] 114 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:07,249 [Applause] 115 00:12:11,370 --> 00:12:14,779 [Applause] 116 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:33,260 you are a bad murderer Dorothy no 117 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:40,440 [Music] 118 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:42,779 no we now return to the present day I 119 00:12:42,779 --> 00:12:44,639 can't believe some sick Mania dropped 120 00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:47,339 these pictures along the path to this 121 00:12:47,339 --> 00:12:49,920 sick terrible crazy media wants me to 122 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:53,420 feel even worse than I already do 123 00:12:53,579 --> 00:12:56,700 I totally want to feel dead now 124 00:12:56,700 --> 00:13:00,300 Dorothy was raised in the Oz traditions 125 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:04,260 and she used a web to punish herself 126 00:13:04,260 --> 00:13:08,420 to purge herself and her sins 127 00:13:16,770 --> 00:13:19,279 [Music] 128 00:13:19,279 --> 00:13:23,060 I am a mean old puppy 129 00:13:23,060 --> 00:13:25,560 I totally made Dorothy feel even 130 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:28,440 guiltier than before my plans worked 131 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:31,440 hahaha 132 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:34,260 I knew this pictures would totally make 133 00:13:34,260 --> 00:13:36,959 Dorothy sad now she'll probably commit 134 00:13:36,959 --> 00:13:39,920 suicide or something 135 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:47,080 [Laughter] 136 00:13:56,520 --> 00:14:08,310 [Laughter] 137 00:14:10,279 --> 00:14:13,279 thank you 138 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:26,760 [Music] 139 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:29,639 the good witch ass Dorothy what bad 140 00:14:29,639 --> 00:14:32,360 thing she did 141 00:14:32,459 --> 00:14:35,579 hello Dorothy I am the good White Witch 142 00:14:35,579 --> 00:14:37,920 who are you be quite honest I don't know 143 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,320 any good witches don't be a stupid jerk 144 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,120 to me Dorothy for I have a very 145 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:44,519 important secret special message for you 146 00:14:44,519 --> 00:14:47,339 stop calling me that that's my name why 147 00:14:47,339 --> 00:14:49,019 should I even listen to messages anyways 148 00:14:49,019 --> 00:14:51,420 so Maniac left me wanting made me feel 149 00:14:51,420 --> 00:14:54,240 sad it made my guild worse or if it's 150 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,040 the guilt you wish to get rid of Dorothy 151 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:58,199 then you must hear me out before I have 152 00:14:58,199 --> 00:15:00,000 a secret special message that's going to 153 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,160 help you if you don't stop saying my 154 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:04,019 name I'm gonna go pee pee on your poo 155 00:15:04,019 --> 00:15:06,600 poo cup you are making a bad mistake 156 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,860 Dorothy 157 00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:10,139 what's a mistake anymore if all the 158 00:15:10,139 --> 00:15:12,480 mistakes make you feel even sad what's 159 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:13,680 the point of not making any more 160 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,980 mistakes in the future can you tell me 161 00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:18,779 unfortunately this is a question we all 162 00:15:18,779 --> 00:15:21,420 ask ourselves now I do not have any more 163 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,360 answers for you but I do have a very 164 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,820 important secret special message for you 165 00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:29,880 Dorothy well tell me what's this message 166 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,920 that makes it so special 167 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:34,440 first you must prove to be pure of heart 168 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:37,320 can you do that how can I do that when 169 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:40,139 my heart is totally full of guilt like a 170 00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:43,980 duty do Dorothy it is not up to you to 171 00:15:43,980 --> 00:15:45,839 judge the filthiness of your own shitty 172 00:15:45,839 --> 00:15:49,699 heart okay fine 173 00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:53,959 in the same bad stuff 174 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,740 tell me Dorothy did you really take a 175 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:01,079 pee pee in your ex-husband's poo poo cup 176 00:16:01,079 --> 00:16:03,720 because that's what he said you did 177 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:06,060 ex-husband 178 00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:08,699 are you talking about Toto the puppy 179 00:16:08,699 --> 00:16:10,320 that's not my ex-husband he's just 180 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:13,620 another stupid silly puppy so what 181 00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:15,480 really happened that night the night 182 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:19,380 that your marriage ended hmm 183 00:16:19,380 --> 00:16:23,280 I'm entering my home now this is my home 184 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:30,969 [Music] 185 00:16:33,899 --> 00:16:35,579 well 186 00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:38,699 look at my dry little poopoo cup 187 00:16:38,699 --> 00:16:42,720 it could really use some pee pee 188 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,940 but why would I pee pee in a poo poo cup 189 00:16:44,940 --> 00:16:47,339 for no real purpose 190 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:48,210 hmm 191 00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:49,440 [Music] 192 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:50,960 well I don't love Dorothy 193 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:53,040 [Music] 194 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,620 and I don't want our totally stupid 195 00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:57,760 relationship 196 00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,160 [Music] 197 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,620 maybe I should pee pee in my poo poo cup 198 00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:04,140 and say that she was the one to pee pee 199 00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:07,260 in my poo poo cup and just end it 200 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,780 just end it all 201 00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:12,240 she's always so totally guilty about 202 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:15,240 killing that silly witch 203 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:18,059 she's always sad it makes our marriage 204 00:17:18,059 --> 00:17:20,099 shitty 205 00:17:20,099 --> 00:17:22,380 there's no reason not to pee pee now 206 00:17:22,380 --> 00:17:24,880 peepee 207 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:35,009 [Music] 208 00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:41,409 [Music] 209 00:17:44,299 --> 00:17:48,000 why is my pee coming out so slowly do I 210 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,080 have a prostate problem 211 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:53,180 [Music] 212 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:58,710 [Music] 213 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:03,780 ah I can't believe this well total what 214 00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:06,480 is it now what is it you clearly made a 215 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:08,460 pee pee in my poo poo cup 216 00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:10,860 and now wet peepee soaked poo poo 217 00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:13,860 splashed all over my tennis slippers 218 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:16,140 so I'm so sorry but I have no memory of 219 00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:18,419 me doing peepee in your poo poo well my 220 00:18:18,419 --> 00:18:20,580 guilt has made me totally sleepy it's 221 00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:22,860 like I'm a sleepy bunny but I don't know 222 00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:25,559 what to do anymore you never know 223 00:18:25,559 --> 00:18:26,940 Dorothy 224 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,220 that's the problem with the Sham of a 225 00:18:29,220 --> 00:18:30,480 marriage 226 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,820 you never let me put my pee pee in your 227 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:35,039 [ __ ] but you have no problem doing a 228 00:18:35,039 --> 00:18:37,440 pee pee in my poo poo 229 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,900 so I want an annulment and we are going 230 00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:42,299 to see a Catholic Church 231 00:18:42,299 --> 00:18:45,480 and priest immediately to get in 232 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:48,780 annulment okay fine I suspect the ruse 233 00:18:48,780 --> 00:18:52,440 the only ruse is your love Dorothy your 234 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,120 heart could never love a puppy let alone 235 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:56,840 another person 236 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:02,039 we now return to the present day so 237 00:19:02,039 --> 00:19:04,500 you're telling me Dorothy that Toto the 238 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,960 puppy dog pooped in his pee pee cups 239 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:09,240 just to get away from you yes because 240 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,820 he's silly and he's stupid but my guilt 241 00:19:11,820 --> 00:19:14,100 has ruined his love for me I don't know 242 00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:16,260 maybe at the peepee to save his own 243 00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:18,660 shitty puppy heart why is his heart so 244 00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:20,700 shitty because you have to have a shitty 245 00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:22,919 heart do you have to have a shitty heart 246 00:19:22,919 --> 00:19:25,140 to love someone but then not love them 247 00:19:25,140 --> 00:19:27,539 at a later point in time I mean wouldn't 248 00:19:27,539 --> 00:19:30,179 a regular heart just love forever 249 00:19:30,179 --> 00:19:33,179 unfortunately Dorothy I do not have the 250 00:19:33,179 --> 00:19:34,919 answers that you seek 251 00:19:34,919 --> 00:19:37,500 but you have proven yourself to be pure 252 00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:39,660 of heart so I can share my special 253 00:19:39,660 --> 00:19:42,000 Vision with you the good witch tells 254 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,840 Dorothy a story about the wizard 255 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:48,539 I saw a vision of a man in a wizard suit 256 00:19:48,539 --> 00:19:53,480 I believe his name to be wizardy wizard 257 00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:57,520 [Applause] 258 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:16,589 [Music] 259 00:20:20,179 --> 00:20:22,740 you chicky 260 00:20:22,740 --> 00:20:29,039 it's 1996 got knife on my blood [ __ ] on 261 00:20:29,039 --> 00:20:33,000 my dick you gotta lift your leg and move 262 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:37,919 that ass come to us and do the arms 263 00:20:37,919 --> 00:20:41,340 dance you gotta throw your hands up act 264 00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:45,059 like a piece of [ __ ] act like you just 265 00:20:45,059 --> 00:20:49,620 [ __ ] yourself and you're hiding it like 266 00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:52,740 you're a stupid jerk cause that's the 267 00:20:52,740 --> 00:20:57,480 way it goes welcome to the 90s yeah yeah 268 00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:00,140 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 269 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:10,400 [Applause] 270 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:14,240 let's go come down 271 00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:18,740 calm down 272 00:21:25,850 --> 00:21:27,679 [Applause] 273 00:21:27,679 --> 00:21:31,280 shut the [ __ ] up 274 00:21:32,690 --> 00:21:35,869 [Music] 275 00:21:37,039 --> 00:21:41,760 it's 1996 and the future is here 276 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,820 we're all best friends whether white 277 00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:48,960 black or queer what you gonna do on a 278 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:53,340 Saturday night let's go to the mall and 279 00:21:53,340 --> 00:21:57,240 catch some fights under the escalator 280 00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,700 up girl skirts 281 00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:02,520 make it so hard that your dick will 282 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,400 [ __ ] hurt 283 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:09,059 1990 the 80s is over we don't want that 284 00:22:09,059 --> 00:22:10,700 noise 285 00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:17,100 embarrassing toys Rubik's Cube Nintendo 286 00:22:31,260 --> 00:22:33,960 where's my piano 287 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:37,679 you can't take the Wizard's [ __ ] ah 288 00:22:37,679 --> 00:22:40,679 liberationary 289 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:46,100 who put you here you cut it 290 00:22:48,620 --> 00:22:51,240 for the picture and everything 291 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,620 uh 292 00:22:52,620 --> 00:22:54,539 Scott to bail you're as pretty as the 293 00:22:54,539 --> 00:22:57,620 day they hung my grandfather 294 00:23:00,020 --> 00:23:03,840 I love my piano 295 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:08,200 [Music] 296 00:23:08,340 --> 00:23:10,000 foreign 297 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:14,600 [Music] 298 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,240 [Applause] 299 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:22,319 [Music] 300 00:23:44,670 --> 00:23:50,370 [Music] 301 00:23:52,870 --> 00:24:12,539 [Music] 302 00:24:12,539 --> 00:24:15,539 laughs 303 00:24:16,740 --> 00:24:18,140 foreign 304 00:24:18,140 --> 00:24:20,400 does not deserve what is about to happen 305 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,780 to him 306 00:24:21,780 --> 00:24:24,539 going to happen what do you mean you 307 00:24:24,539 --> 00:24:26,580 silly witch I just saw your vision you 308 00:24:26,580 --> 00:24:28,620 were mistaken once again Dorothy 309 00:24:28,620 --> 00:24:31,020 mistaken how what sort of crazy ruse are 310 00:24:31,020 --> 00:24:33,539 you trying to pull this is nonsense 311 00:24:33,539 --> 00:24:36,059 no it is not nonsense Dorothy that 312 00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:37,919 Vision I showed you is a vision from the 313 00:24:37,919 --> 00:24:40,620 future only two days from now wizzy 314 00:24:40,620 --> 00:24:42,659 wizard will be murdered by squizzle 315 00:24:42,659 --> 00:24:45,299 scrazzle scarecrow what do you keep 316 00:24:45,299 --> 00:24:47,640 saying scarecrow because he is the king 317 00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:50,460 of the scarecrows Dorothy stop saying my 318 00:24:50,460 --> 00:24:52,679 name I mean Dorothy is your name do I 319 00:24:52,679 --> 00:24:54,720 have the wrong Dorothy repeating another 320 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:56,760 person's name is a form of verbal 321 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,340 masturbation you're probably coming now 322 00:24:59,340 --> 00:25:01,559 you may as well be doing a form of 323 00:25:01,559 --> 00:25:03,360 spectral rape enough with these 324 00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:06,059 accusations Dorothy I'm trying to help 325 00:25:06,059 --> 00:25:08,760 you if you save wizzy wizard your 326 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,740 conscience will be clear you will be a 327 00:25:10,740 --> 00:25:13,080 hero you will no longer have to carry 328 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,419 all this guilt on your shoulders well 329 00:25:15,419 --> 00:25:17,460 maybe I'll carry it forever 330 00:25:17,460 --> 00:25:19,380 or perhaps maybe I'll fall for your 331 00:25:19,380 --> 00:25:21,620 crazy ruse I have nothing to do anyway 332 00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:24,840 so you believe me I'm sure it's a ruse 333 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:27,419 but what other choice do I have just 334 00:25:27,419 --> 00:25:28,559 leave me be 335 00:25:28,559 --> 00:25:31,320 just like everyone else leaves me fine 336 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:34,020 Dorothy I'll leave you alone but just 337 00:25:34,020 --> 00:25:36,240 remember one thing if you wish to make 338 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,100 it to Emerald City you must Follow the 339 00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:40,820 yellow brick road 340 00:25:44,130 --> 00:25:54,039 [Music] 341 00:25:55,559 --> 00:25:57,900 I will find that yellow brick road if 342 00:25:57,900 --> 00:26:00,779 it's the last thing I ever do 343 00:26:00,779 --> 00:26:02,940 because I'm door through a box and no 344 00:26:02,940 --> 00:26:06,200 silly puppy can hurt me 345 00:26:06,659 --> 00:26:10,880 God they made so scared bro 346 00:26:19,140 --> 00:26:25,410 [Applause] 347 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:33,000 why are you screaming in the woods 348 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,020 I need scribble Scrabble the Scarecrow 349 00:26:36,020 --> 00:26:41,600 please kill me kill me now this 350 00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:44,640 it can't be what do you mean 351 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,080 [Applause] 352 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,620 I am 353 00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:52,799 Grizzle Scrabble is the scare Crown he's 354 00:26:52,799 --> 00:26:54,600 the king of the scarecrows he's the one 355 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,279 that I'm supposed to come here to stop 356 00:26:56,279 --> 00:26:59,240 there's only one 357 00:27:04,919 --> 00:27:08,580 right now my roaches no less good sir 358 00:27:08,580 --> 00:27:13,580 hey I am no sir I am Dorothy of Oz 359 00:27:21,679 --> 00:27:24,840 when we were together I would sometimes 360 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,940 imagine her returning him from the fair 361 00:27:26,940 --> 00:27:30,659 and saying Toto pack your things it's 362 00:27:30,659 --> 00:27:32,760 over 363 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,620 and I think well 364 00:27:34,620 --> 00:27:37,140 what if I should say 365 00:27:37,140 --> 00:27:41,779 why Dorothy why I love you 366 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:46,500 so much but I I know I'd say nothing 367 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:50,880 I just stare at her I'd be aloof 368 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,950 to aloof to live 369 00:27:52,950 --> 00:27:55,690 [Applause] 370 00:27:55,690 --> 00:28:01,940 [Music] 371 00:28:01,940 --> 00:28:05,059 thank you 372 00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:07,520 foreign 373 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:21,900 [Music] 374 00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:23,940 [ __ ] my own [ __ ] 375 00:28:23,940 --> 00:28:26,640 as the Stars 376 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:31,740 why they had to suck to a loop to a loop 377 00:28:31,740 --> 00:28:32,430 to live 378 00:28:32,430 --> 00:28:45,799 [Music] 379 00:28:45,799 --> 00:28:50,360 to live too sad 380 00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:53,720 slit my own wrist 381 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:56,419 to shine 382 00:28:56,419 --> 00:28:59,900 to ask for a kiss 383 00:28:59,900 --> 00:29:03,500 to aloof 384 00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:07,100 do a loop to live 385 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:11,539 do a loop 386 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:15,500 two move 387 00:29:17,390 --> 00:29:23,960 [Music] 388 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:27,840 please kill me Darcy 389 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,779 please use your little hands to crush my 390 00:29:30,779 --> 00:29:32,419 skull 391 00:29:32,419 --> 00:29:36,179 I don't understand if you're dying and 392 00:29:36,179 --> 00:29:38,159 you're not the scarecrowd then who is 393 00:29:38,159 --> 00:29:39,960 the squizzle squazzle that I'm supposed 394 00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:44,000 to stop right now please don't 395 00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:51,539 what do you even know about pain do you 396 00:29:51,539 --> 00:29:53,640 even know about real pain the kind of 397 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:55,740 pain that makes you totally sad all the 398 00:29:55,740 --> 00:29:58,140 time I can still hear her screaming you 399 00:29:58,140 --> 00:30:00,320 know 400 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:17,039 it's in with the skinky butt hole and 401 00:30:17,039 --> 00:30:18,659 poo poo on them and we don't want to 402 00:30:18,659 --> 00:30:20,940 bite them 403 00:30:20,940 --> 00:30:23,940 yummy 404 00:30:27,020 --> 00:30:30,500 I'm out of here 405 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:34,559 why is these weird girls hang on over 406 00:30:34,559 --> 00:30:36,860 here 407 00:30:43,580 --> 00:30:47,760 it's my turn now scribble Scrabble 408 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:54,320 [Music] 409 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:57,620 your body 410 00:31:00,539 --> 00:31:03,059 why aren't you biting me 411 00:31:03,059 --> 00:31:04,799 there's something wrong with me isn't 412 00:31:04,799 --> 00:31:06,659 there there's always nothing wrong with 413 00:31:06,659 --> 00:31:08,899 me 414 00:31:14,030 --> 00:31:17,140 [Music] 415 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,590 laughs 416 00:31:26,590 --> 00:31:29,720 [Music] 417 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:37,200 I'm gonna just screams please give me a 418 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,140 proper burial it's Christmas I thought 419 00:31:40,140 --> 00:31:43,080 you were dead I shouldn't be dead until 420 00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:46,500 they had it buried 421 00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:49,520 let's try 422 00:31:58,799 --> 00:32:01,799 this Crystal squazzle can I ask you 423 00:32:01,799 --> 00:32:04,100 something 424 00:32:05,659 --> 00:32:08,100 there's something so shitty about me 425 00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:11,960 that everybody just thinks that I stink 426 00:32:12,860 --> 00:32:15,960 Dorothy punished herself by putting 427 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:19,940 pieces of the Emerald City in her shoes 428 00:32:30,919 --> 00:32:34,100 thank you 429 00:32:38,659 --> 00:32:41,220 this barbed wire should do the trick 430 00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:44,720 mark my words 431 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:57,679 so much guilt 432 00:33:00,140 --> 00:33:04,539 [Music] 433 00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:10,940 this is 434 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:16,210 [Music] 435 00:33:20,210 --> 00:33:30,429 [Music] 436 00:33:30,919 --> 00:33:33,890 thank you 437 00:33:33,890 --> 00:33:40,740 [Music] 438 00:33:40,740 --> 00:33:44,240 Happy Thanksgiving 439 00:33:45,500 --> 00:33:47,539 counselves 440 00:33:47,539 --> 00:33:49,790 oh yes yes 441 00:33:49,790 --> 00:33:55,489 [Music] 442 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:05,859 [Music] 443 00:34:08,820 --> 00:34:10,679 foreign 444 00:34:10,679 --> 00:34:17,000 [Music] 445 00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:20,099 what brings you to our spaghetti party 446 00:34:20,099 --> 00:34:23,760 oh uh I don't intend on being in the 447 00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:25,679 spaghetti party spaghetti is disgusting 448 00:34:25,679 --> 00:34:28,440 I never eat it it's slime like worms and 449 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,000 you know only disgusting people eat it 450 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:34,500 so oh no I'm shaking in my boots why is 451 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:37,440 this scared of being so spooky 452 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:39,599 look what you've gone and done you 453 00:34:39,599 --> 00:34:42,300 spooked the line well I'm really sorry I 454 00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:44,099 didn't mean to Spook the lion you should 455 00:34:44,099 --> 00:34:45,859 be sorry 456 00:34:45,859 --> 00:34:49,440 what's your name anyway Dorothy 457 00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,540 well Dorothy 458 00:34:51,540 --> 00:34:53,760 you owe me something now and you owe my 459 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:57,000 friend something too uh what can I have 460 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,940 that you guys possibly want 461 00:34:59,940 --> 00:35:02,640 I want you to give me your stomach a 462 00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:06,119 tummy why 463 00:35:06,119 --> 00:35:08,400 yes you're gonna join our spaghetti 464 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,580 party 465 00:35:12,710 --> 00:35:23,459 [Music] 466 00:35:25,740 --> 00:35:28,130 foreign 467 00:35:28,130 --> 00:35:41,829 [Music] 468 00:35:44,620 --> 00:35:48,060 [Music] 469 00:36:03,100 --> 00:36:16,590 [Music] 470 00:36:19,630 --> 00:36:28,880 [Music] 471 00:36:32,119 --> 00:36:37,619 I can't do it y'all I can't do it 472 00:36:37,619 --> 00:36:40,619 foreign 473 00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:54,099 [Music] 474 00:37:00,710 --> 00:37:06,849 [Music] 475 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:19,980 Ty you spoke to me bad okay fine I'll 476 00:37:19,980 --> 00:37:23,420 just eat more noodles then 477 00:37:25,130 --> 00:37:37,039 [Music] 478 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,240 [Music] 479 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:53,420 foreign 480 00:38:09,380 --> 00:38:15,020 [Music] 481 00:38:24,599 --> 00:38:27,359 she's pregnant now no she has a 482 00:38:27,359 --> 00:38:30,500 spaghetti baby 483 00:38:30,740 --> 00:38:33,720 spaghetti baby quit calling me spaghetti 484 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:37,520 baby my name is Dorothy spaghetti 485 00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:40,760 spaghetti baby 486 00:38:41,070 --> 00:38:42,650 [Music] 487 00:38:42,650 --> 00:38:46,099 [Applause] 488 00:38:46,099 --> 00:38:51,740 nope we won't stop spaghetti baby 489 00:39:03,770 --> 00:39:12,780 [Music] 490 00:39:12,780 --> 00:39:17,280 [Applause] 491 00:39:17,300 --> 00:39:20,839 for me 492 00:39:22,940 --> 00:39:23,190 [Music] 493 00:39:23,190 --> 00:39:30,110 [Applause] 494 00:39:33,860 --> 00:39:34,350 [Music] 495 00:39:34,350 --> 00:39:37,040 [Applause] 496 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,220 [Music] 497 00:39:39,220 --> 00:39:42,380 [Applause] 498 00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,859 what's up 499 00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:48,440 everybody 500 00:39:52,430 --> 00:39:53,540 [Music] 501 00:39:53,540 --> 00:39:56,950 [Applause] 502 00:39:56,950 --> 00:39:58,290 [Music] 503 00:39:58,290 --> 00:39:59,580 [Applause] 504 00:39:59,580 --> 00:40:02,760 [Music] 505 00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:10,989 [Applause] 506 00:40:12,430 --> 00:40:14,220 [Music] 507 00:40:14,220 --> 00:40:17,970 [Applause] 508 00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:23,720 it was just spaghetti for me 509 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:27,660 oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to ruin the 510 00:40:27,660 --> 00:40:31,560 spaghetti party I'm sorry 511 00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:35,240 I must have spaghetti on myself 512 00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:47,019 [Music] 513 00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:50,990 crazy 514 00:40:50,990 --> 00:40:55,570 [Music] 515 00:40:59,970 --> 00:41:03,090 [Music] 516 00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:13,619 whoa my new friends I must be going 517 00:41:13,619 --> 00:41:15,920 bye 518 00:41:17,150 --> 00:41:20,369 [Music] 519 00:41:22,150 --> 00:41:26,169 [Applause] 520 00:41:34,170 --> 00:41:38,130 [Music] 521 00:41:38,359 --> 00:41:40,320 what have I done 522 00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:43,140 I must eat all this slime so I can kill 523 00:41:43,140 --> 00:41:45,480 me it's the only right thing to do 524 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:48,060 that's right Dorothy you're a bad 525 00:41:48,060 --> 00:41:51,560 murderer please kill yourself 526 00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:54,839 yes you're right we can [ __ ] suicide is 527 00:41:54,839 --> 00:41:57,119 the right thing suicide is the best 528 00:41:57,119 --> 00:41:59,359 thing 529 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,099 I'm total the puppy dog and you can't do 530 00:42:20,099 --> 00:42:22,140 this no 531 00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:24,839 it's my time to die now you can't you 532 00:42:24,839 --> 00:42:27,000 can't die why give me one good reason 533 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,280 because I love you Dorothy I've loved 534 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:30,660 you ever since the first moment we've 535 00:42:30,660 --> 00:42:32,640 met it's too late now you should have 536 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,920 ended me earlier 537 00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:38,520 with this Crown I see wed no you're 538 00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:40,980 making a mistake silly puppy this is not 539 00:42:40,980 --> 00:42:43,020 the way of things I do not care about 540 00:42:43,020 --> 00:42:45,119 the way I only care about my heart 541 00:42:45,119 --> 00:42:47,760 everyone knows about you total everyone 542 00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:50,160 knows you have a crappy and shitty pile 543 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,320 of poop or proper heart should be that's 544 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:53,760 not true 545 00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:56,640 have a cup of orange drink good sir no I 546 00:42:56,640 --> 00:43:00,079 can't stand powdered drinks 547 00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:02,460 you can't do this Dorothy we're married 548 00:43:02,460 --> 00:43:04,500 now and I own you you can't kill 549 00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:07,319 yourself champion of the guards take her 550 00:43:07,319 --> 00:43:12,000 away follow me Dorothy no no no you're 551 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,660 married now Dorothy married to a puppy 552 00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:18,380 no just finishes 553 00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,920 he's right 554 00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:30,079 we now return to the present day 555 00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,500 of course everybody you were right 556 00:43:55,500 --> 00:43:57,060 Dorothy 557 00:43:57,060 --> 00:43:59,579 the good witch what are you doing here 558 00:43:59,579 --> 00:44:02,460 what was I right about it was all rigged 559 00:44:02,460 --> 00:44:06,180 oh from the start I rigged you from the 560 00:44:06,180 --> 00:44:10,079 start stop it stop being a maniac I'm 561 00:44:10,079 --> 00:44:11,900 not a maniac 562 00:44:11,900 --> 00:44:14,840 I'm actually just a puppy 563 00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:17,460 [Music] 564 00:44:17,460 --> 00:44:20,720 the get which was total the whole time 565 00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:24,420 Toto did you eat the good witch no I was 566 00:44:24,420 --> 00:44:26,460 the good witch I was the good witch the 567 00:44:26,460 --> 00:44:29,040 entire time now everyone knows you're 568 00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,619 pooh how do you feel about that I 569 00:44:31,619 --> 00:44:33,960 already knew I stanked Toto I already 570 00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:36,480 knew it was rigid from the start I was 571 00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:39,420 Richard felt Rich the bird that witch 572 00:44:39,420 --> 00:44:42,060 now why me up why me like six dollars I 573 00:44:42,060 --> 00:44:45,740 won't do anything but feel guilt 574 00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:50,940 this isn't what I wanted Dorothy 575 00:44:50,940 --> 00:44:52,500 it was just meant to be a ruse 576 00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:54,200 everything was just meant to be a ruse 577 00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:57,420 it's not you Toto I welcome you Clara 578 00:44:57,420 --> 00:44:58,380 roses 579 00:44:58,380 --> 00:45:00,060 spell the one the one being targeted 580 00:45:00,060 --> 00:45:03,319 alluded pleasure 581 00:45:03,660 --> 00:45:06,119 I want to suffer I want to suffer all my 582 00:45:06,119 --> 00:45:08,280 guild and burn it away you can't just 583 00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:11,160 put it away can't you see that 584 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,200 can't you see that I don't want to see 585 00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:17,220 any more Toto Dorothy no no Dorothy no 586 00:45:17,220 --> 00:45:19,140 you're being a maniac 587 00:45:19,140 --> 00:45:21,619 oh 588 00:45:25,170 --> 00:45:28,320 [Applause] 589 00:45:29,900 --> 00:45:34,160 dog defense rise out 590 00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:37,320 [Applause] 591 00:45:39,980 --> 00:45:43,040 thank you 592 00:45:43,660 --> 00:45:46,220 [Applause] 593 00:45:46,220 --> 00:45:48,980 you've only made it I see 594 00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:52,520 and I don't see you anymore 595 00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:55,640 I'm sorry I'm so sorry 596 00:45:55,640 --> 00:46:00,599 so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry 597 00:46:00,599 --> 00:46:02,190 laughs 598 00:46:02,190 --> 00:46:08,580 [Applause] 599 00:46:08,580 --> 00:46:13,860 [Music] 600 00:46:13,860 --> 00:46:16,969 [Applause] 601 00:46:17,210 --> 00:46:33,059 [Music] 602 00:46:33,359 --> 00:46:36,160 laughs 603 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:39,330 [Applause] 604 00:46:40,930 --> 00:46:53,870 [Music] 605 00:46:53,870 --> 00:46:56,480 [Applause] 606 00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:59,760 don't be sorry Dorothy it's not your 607 00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:01,240 fault 608 00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:03,140 [Applause] 609 00:47:03,140 --> 00:47:06,850 I should have loved you better 610 00:47:06,850 --> 00:47:15,359 [Music] 611 00:47:15,359 --> 00:47:16,890 thank you 612 00:47:16,890 --> 00:47:34,770 [Music] 613 00:47:45,859 --> 00:47:49,160 thank you 614 00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:01,700 foreign 615 00:48:09,260 --> 00:48:13,560 James here to remind you 616 00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:16,200 that your life matters someone would 617 00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:19,880 miss you as fast as 618 00:48:24,900 --> 00:48:27,720 help is only a call away if you have 619 00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:29,579 those nasty dirty thoughts about suicide 620 00:48:29,579 --> 00:48:30,839 make sure you call the Suicide 621 00:48:30,839 --> 00:48:32,880 Prevention hotline numbers on the screen 622 00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:36,680 now somebody loves you 623 00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:41,280 you know like uh my grandma she uh she 624 00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:44,119 jumped off that bridge 625 00:48:51,359 --> 00:48:54,660 Gabriel it's me the ghost of your late 626 00:48:54,660 --> 00:48:55,740 wife 627 00:48:55,740 --> 00:48:58,140 Gabriel you didn't do sex enough during 628 00:48:58,140 --> 00:49:00,960 our marriage and you didn't eat my [ __ ] 629 00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:04,020 enough the reason I committed suicide 630 00:49:04,020 --> 00:49:06,720 was because you didn't [ __ ] my [ __ ] 631 00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:09,780 hard and I'm a Catholic so I'm in hell 632 00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:12,300 now and all the abortions we had are 633 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