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Well, it looks like
that's the last of it.
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- Yeah.
- Hmm.
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Before I go,
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a little gift for my new star.
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Oh, Penelope.
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Oh, wow, they're gorgeous.
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Thank you.
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Luca and I are so excited
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to add you to our collection.
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I've gotta run, but don't forget
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about our holiday party tomorrow night.
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I cannot wait to show you off.
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Okay, I'll be there.
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- Thank you.
- Wonderful. Bye, ladies.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Wow, I can't believe they
bought all of your art.
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It's a little lonely here without it.
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Ah, you'll get over it.
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I nearly blacked out
when I saw that check.
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I can't wait to buy people
expensive Christmas presents
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instead of making them homemade junk.
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Should I stop making your gift now?
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Oh, no, no, no. I love that scarf.
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It's a poncho.
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I knew that.
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Hi, honey, what time
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should I pick you up from Penn Station?
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Dad's picking me up from school,
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so I'll just ride with him
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to Rose's parents' party tonight.
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Oh, so your dad is definitely coming?
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It's the one present I
requested for Christmas.
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[SIGHS]
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One night together as a family.
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Well, couldn't I just crochet
you something instead?
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Hmm. See you tonight!
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Oh, my God.
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What did Nicolle Wallace
do to piss you off?
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- I thought you liked her.
- No, I do,
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but arguing with her
intelligently on Twitter
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about immigration will move
the needle with Dem voters
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more than a screaming
match with Ann Coulter.
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- [PHONE CHIMES]
- [CHUCKLES]
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- Holy shit.
- Hmm?
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I just got a text from my agent.
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"New York Magazine" is
going to do an excerpt
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from my first chapter.
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Ah, congratulations!
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Thanks.
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And you wrote the hell
out of that chapter.
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Yeah, not until you pushed me.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Zane contributed a lot too.
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Don't be so self-effacing.
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That sounds like Washington-speak.
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Oh, no, you see,
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in D.C., we don't leave our
fingerprint on anything,
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- unless it's polling in the '70s.
- Oh.
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But I do think that we
make a very good team.
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Mm-hmm.
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I have a breakfast meeting.
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So do I. Should we jump in the shower?
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What? It'll be faster.
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[LAUGHING] Come on!
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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And lastly, I just want
to thank all of you
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for your hard work.
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It's been a tumultuous year,
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but you have been extraordinary,
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and we're ending the year
on a bit of very good news
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from Millennial.
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Kelsey.
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Two pieces of good news, actually.
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Well, first "Marriage
Vacation" was number two
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on the "Times" Holiday Reads list.
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And we just got news this morning
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that "New York Magazine"
is going to excerpt
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Jake Devereux's memoir
before publication.
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[APPLAUSE]
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You've both done a
tremendous job on the book,
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and I'm looking forward to reading it.
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- Yeah.
- So that is all.
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Happy holidays and thank you.
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Hey, guys, the magazine reached out
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and invited all of us
to their holiday party,
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if you're available.
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Great. Wouldn't miss it.
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Okay.
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Have a car at 7:30 at
my house for the party,
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and until then please keep
that epilepsy trigger
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as far away from my eyeline as possible.
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Hey, I just got that email
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from Jake's agent before the meeting.
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Sorry if I sprung that on you.
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Not sprung, I knew.
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You did? How?
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Who do you think leaked the
chapter to "New York Magazine"?
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Wow.
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You're good.
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We're good.
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So what time should we head out?
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Oh, um, I'm gonna have
to meet you there,
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because I'm... I'm getting a blowout.
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I'll see you there.
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I'll see you there then.
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[SIGHS]
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Hey, congrats on the excerpt,
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but I'm gonna have to
miss the party tonight.
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What? Why?
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Oh, it's family stuff.
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No! Oh, I need you there
to run interference.
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Jake and Zane.
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[SIGHS]
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I'm kind of like seeing both of them.
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What?
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Why didn't you tell me?
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You have been gaslighting
an entire company
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since I met you.
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Can I have one secret?
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Oh, God.
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Sergei, it's Diana Trout in 4A.
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I'm expecting someone soon.
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If you can just send them up.
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He did? When?
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[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
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Surprise.
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It's so full.
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So many pine needles.
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It'll be Christmas all over my carpet.
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You're welcome.
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Could you, uh, scoot?
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There we go.
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Why don't you finish getting dressed
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and I'll set it up?
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Or haul it away if you really hate it.
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I don't hate it.
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Work on that while you're in there.
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[SIGHS]
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♪ ♪
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Congratulations.
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The last political book "New
York Magazine" excerpted
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was "Fire and Fury," so
you're in good company.
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Well, I don't know if I'm
on that level, but...
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Don't be so self-effacing.
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Well, I do know that I am lucky
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to be in such good hands.
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Mm-hmm.
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I am going to get us some champagne.
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♪ I got one chance, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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Thank you.
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Success looks good on us.
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We haven't even finished the book.
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And yet, look at all these people
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already talking about it.
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It's crazy, right?
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What's crazy is that we got
in on the ground floor
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of a huge wave of political
nostalgia in publishing.
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Ah, it's gonna be a big
year for us, Peters.
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What... what are you doing?
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Nothing that I didn't do last weekend.
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Okay, but last weekend
we were not at a party
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with our author and our boss.
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Mistletoe.
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[SIGHS] That's poinsettia.
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Eh, close enough.
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Jake, it has been a pleasure,
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but I have another
holiday party tonight.
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I look forward to reading the book.
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You know what, let me walk you out.
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There's something I wanted to
talk to you about in private.
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Yeah, please.
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We should get going to the party.
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You can deal with that later.
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That looks lovely. Ready?
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Slow down.
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One more thing.
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♪ ♪
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Do you like it?
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♪ ♪
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- [CORK POPS]
- Ooh!
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- Damn it.
- [LAUGHTER]
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Thank you so much for inviting us.
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- Your home is beautiful.
- Oh, thank you.
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Where'd you get the sweaters from?
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Bad Hanukkah sweaters are
kind of our Christmas thing.
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Yeah, and then on Christmas Day,
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Bob makes his reindeer latkes,
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and we all make fun of
a bad Christmas movie.
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Oh, I love that. I love that.
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So when will we see the
Miller family tradition?
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What? We don't really
have a family thing.
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Oh, we most certainly do.
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Yeah, Caitlin told me
once when we were drunk.
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- It sounds hilarious.
- Don't play dumb, Mom.
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Yeah, don't play dumb, honey.
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- Oh, oh, that?
- Yeah!
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Hey, no, that was our thing
when Caitlin was seven.
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Well, yeah, we've done
it every year since.
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We did in the privacy of our own home.
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Come on, the Katzes are
doing their family thing.
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Caitlin promised that we would do ours.
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- Uh, have to.
- I'm dying to know what it is.
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Well, we can't 'cause David
didn't bring an instrument.
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- [ALL GROAN]
- Oh, wait, it's in the car.
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- Ah!
- [LAUGHTER]
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Why does Dad know about this and not me?
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Because I knew you'd make that
face and try to get out of it.
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Yeah, a drunk promise
is still a promise.
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Please, Mom. Please.
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- I just really want to see it.
- Please, please for me.
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- [ALL BEGGING]
- Please, please!
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- Okay, fine.
- [LAUGHS]
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I'm gonna need an apron
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and, like, a gallon of
eggnog heavily spiked.
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- Yes!
- [ALL CHEERING]
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- You're doing it!
- Hell yeah, it's Miller Time!
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Ugh, you're so weird.
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♪ ♪
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♪ High on the hill was
a lonely goatherd ♪
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♪ Lay-dee, oh-de-lay-dee,
oh-de-lay-hee-hoo ♪
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♪ Loud was the voice of
the lonely goatherd ♪
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♪ Lay-dee, oh-de-lay-dee, oda-loo ♪
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♪ Folks in the town that
was quite remote heard ♪
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♪ Lay-dee, oh-de-lay-dee,
oh-de-lay-hee-hoo ♪
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♪ Lusty and clear from the
goatherd's throat heard ♪
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♪ Lay-dee, oh-de-lay-dee, oda-loo ♪
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BOTH: ♪ Yo-ho, lay-dee, oh-da-lay-dee ♪
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♪ Oh yo ho, lay-de-oh-de-lay ♪
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♪ Yo-oh, lay-dee-oh-de-lay ♪
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- Charles!
- ♪ Hey ♪
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♪ One little girl in a
pale pink coat heard ♪
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♪ Lay-dee, oh-de-lay-dee,
oh-de-lay-hee-hoo ♪
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That's the woman we've been
wanting to set you up with.
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I have been wanting to set you up with.
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BOTH: ♪ Yo-ho, lay-dee, oh-da-lee-oh ♪
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♪ Yo ho, lay-de-oh-de-lay ♪
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Her daughter is Rose's roommate.
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- Who's that on the accordion?
- Don't worry about him.
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That's the ex. Out of the picture.
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This is just their holiday tradition.
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Huh.
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[YODELING CONTINUES]
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- ♪ Yo-de-lay-hee ♪
- ♪ Yo-de-lay-hee ♪
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[YODELING CONTINUES]
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♪ ♪
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BOTH: ♪ Yo-de-lay-dee, yo-de-lay, hey ♪
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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[JAZZY HOLIDAY MUSIC]
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- They're really good.
- Oh, excuse me, fraulein.
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There is someone who
would like to meet you.
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Charles Brooks,
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this is Liza Miller.
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Very nice to meet you, Liza.
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You too.
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That's quite an act you've got there.
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Charles owns a publishing company.
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And didn't you used to
work in publishing, Liza?
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When I was younger.
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A different life.
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Well, you two have so
much to talk about.
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There you are. I want
you to meet somebody.
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Oh, sorry, hi.
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Um, this is Charles Brooks.
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He's a friend of the Katzes.
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This is my daughter, Caitlin.
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- Hi, Caitlin.
- Hi.
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Mom, Becky, just got here.
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I want you to say hello.
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- Oh, Becky. I love Becky.
- Yeah.
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You've never met her.
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Well, if you've met one
Becky, you've met 'em all.
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Right? Excuse us.
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Is that a thing?
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She's adorable, right?
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We can set you up if you're interested.
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She is definitely interesting.
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Good morning.
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Oh, good morning.
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Who died and made you Karl Lagerfeld?
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I'm just trying on looks
for Penelope's party.
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Do you think I could pull off a harness?
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Hmm, that's a choice every
woman has to make for herself.
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How was family night?
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Ugh, David kept putting
his arm around me,
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and Caitlin goaded me into yodeling
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in a roomful of strangers.
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Oh, just like Norman
Rockwell painted it.
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- And then Charles showed up.
- Wait, he saw you yodel?
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In braids and a makeshift dirndl
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while David played the accordion.
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Oh, this is the worst
secondhand embarrassment
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I've ever felt, and my
cousin is still in "Stomp."
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Yeah, I can't wait to never
talk about it again.
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Hi, good morning.
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Ugh, I thought you
were making breakfast.
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[KNOCKING]
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- This is for infants.
- It's for hangovers.
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- Hey, Tilda Swinton.
- I'll take it.
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[CHUCKLES] Ah, what's up, Caitlin?
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I, uh, I just wanted to
drop off some presents
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before I head to my mom's tonight.
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- Oh.
- Oh, that's so sweet.
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- Thank you.
- Don't get too excited.
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It's just a little something I made.
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So is mine.
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[LIZA HUMMING]
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Sorry, I didn't have time to wrap it.
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- Oh.
- Merry Christmas.
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It's perfect.
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- Yay.
- I love it, thank you.
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You're so welcome.
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- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas. Thank you.
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You and Josh are hanging out again?
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- No, we're just friends.
- Did you not see him?
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"It's perfect." Ah, he still loves you!
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And I am still too old for him.
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Since when does he care that you're old?
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Since I am your mom.
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And my romantic relationships
are none of your business.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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- [KNOCKS]
- Hey, you wanted to see us?
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I did, yeah. Come on in, have a seat.
336
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You left before the party
got going last night.
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Everybody was talking about
Devereux and Millennial.
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We're gonna have to hunker
down and work the rest
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of that book over pretty
hard over the break.
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That is actually what
I wanted to discuss.
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Before I left last night,
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Jake said he feels the
process could use some...
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um, some streamlining.
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Whatever he wants, I'm
sure we can accommodate.
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He would prefer to work with Kelsey
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for the rest of the book.
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Me? Why?
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Zane and I both worked on that chapter.
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He's the reason it's in the magazine.
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He said he doesn't want
to tie up two editors
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when one could do the job.
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Now, he was very...
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Political.
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Diplomatic.
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Well, at the end of the day,
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the author gets what the author wants.
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Right, Peters?
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Zane.
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Zane, slow down.
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Do you wanna tell me what that was
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or should I guess?
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I didn't orchestrate that.
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Okay, I'll guess.
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There's something going
on between you two.
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Right?
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[SIGHS]
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I knew he had a thing for you.
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I should have stopped
this the second I saw it.
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I did not ask Jake to
take you off the book.
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Well, he did.
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And now you have your
bestseller all to yourself.
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I hope it was worth it.
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[SOMBER MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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[MACHINE WHIRRING]
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It was very nice to meet you last night.
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Very charming.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Try humiliating.
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No, not at all.
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You saw me yodel.
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You might as well have seen me naked.
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Not that I'm recommending that either.
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I'm... I'm gonna go. Merry Christmas.
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Wait.
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So is this an annual thing?
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It was when we were still together.
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We did it once when Caitlin was little,
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and she begged us every year after that.
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I guess it meant more
to her than I realized.
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[GENTLE MUSIC]
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A few years ago, we, uh...
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we hosted an Easter egg roll,
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and the bunny cancelled,
so I had to step in.
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I was hunched over in that
costume for three hours.
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Soaked in sweat.
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It's amazing, the things
that we do for our kids.
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Isn't it?
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Caitlin's why I work so hard for my job.
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Why I did what I did.
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♪ ♪
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Anyway, um, what are you
doing for the holidays?
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Uh, Pauline has the
girls for a few days,
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so I'm going skiing, and
then I'm gonna meet them
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at their grandparents' house in Florida.
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And you?
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Caitlin's with me all week.
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So I'll probably just
be tracking her phone
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and panicking the entire time.
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So is that what I have
to look forward to?
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Oh, no, you have two of them.
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It's going to be much worse. [CHUCKLES]
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♪ ♪
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Um... I should, um,
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I should probably get this to Diana.
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Yes.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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[SIGHS]
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Liza, I'm leaving for the holidays,
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but I wanted to give you this.
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Diana, that's so sweet.
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I thought you weren't
a Christmas person.
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I'm not, but Enzo got a tree,
425
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and it looked empty with
no gifts under it, so...
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I like this guy for you.
427
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Enough about him. Open it.
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Oh.
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Ohh.
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It's gorgeous.
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Neckwear should inspire envy, Liza,
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not seizures.
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Thank you.
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Diana, oh, uh, here.
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It's nothing extravagant, but...
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Did you make this?
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Thank you, Liza.
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Never give it up.
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The wealth disparity just makes
it awkward for both of us.
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- Of course.
- Oh, uh, one more thing.
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From Charles, your bonus.
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More than I approved, but...
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you earned it.
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Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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- _
- ♪ ♪
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_
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[KNOCKING]
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Oh, hi, George.
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You just missed him.
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♪ ♪
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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Let me know when you'd
like me to come by
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to help install my art.
457
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Of course, I will
definitely keep you posted.
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Great.
459
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:16,260
Maggie Amato, this is Akilah Jeffries.
460
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Akilah, oh, I'm such a huge fan.
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I loved your lighting installation
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in Battery Park during Occupy.
463
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Well, thank you, my dear.
464
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Are you coming to St.
Bart's in February?
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- What?
- She doesn't know it yet,
466
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but she is.
467
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It's a fabulous artists' retreat.
468
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We get a house and a yacht
and we just unplug.
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I'm always my freest in St. Bart's.
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Tell her how much fun it is, Akilah.
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So what are you working on lately?
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I can't remember the last time
473
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- I saw one of your exhibits.
- Oh, it's been a minute.
474
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I've slowed down somewhat
since Penelope and Luca
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bought my entire collection.
476
00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:54,379
Oh, wow, me too.
477
00:19:54,380 --> 00:19:55,940
Where are they displaying your pieces?
478
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All in storage.
479
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We're an investment now.
480
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Not that I'm complaining.
481
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I went to Turks and
Caicos twice last year.
482
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Yo, I don't know that
there's an SPF high enough
483
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,069
for me to handle that
many Caribbean retreats.
484
00:20:08,070 --> 00:20:10,600
It's not really up to you anymore, dear.
485
00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:14,920
Did Penelope give these to you?
486
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- Oh, the golden handcuffs?
- Mm-hmm.
487
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A little on-the-nose. Don't
tell her I said that.
488
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She thinks it's clever.
489
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A toast to St. Bart's.
490
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- St. Bart's.
- I can't make it. I'm sorry.
491
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I'm really thankful for everything,
492
00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:32,840
but I just don't feel
that I'm the right fit
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for your collection.
494
00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:36,520
- Excuse me?
- I didn't make all of this work
495
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for it to be buried in the
artistic Sunken Place.
496
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,720
Merry Christmas.
497
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Good night.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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- Josh.
- Hey.
501
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,460
- Hey!
- What's up?
502
00:20:57,660 --> 00:20:58,999
Uh, nothing.
503
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,500
I just, um, wanted to wish
you a merry Christmas.
504
00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:03,440
Merry Christmas.
505
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:07,080
Just heading to LaGuardia, so...
506
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:08,920
Hey, I don't know what happened
507
00:21:08,980 --> 00:21:10,060
between you and my mom,
508
00:21:10,070 --> 00:21:13,460
but I hope you guys work it out.
509
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,120
What, did she say something to you?
510
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:17,480
No, but...
511
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:21,460
you're the best thing to
happen to her in a long time.
512
00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:23,520
You're good for her.
513
00:21:24,410 --> 00:21:25,860
Whatever you say.
514
00:21:26,450 --> 00:21:27,960
Just don't give up on her.
515
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:29,460
Okay?
516
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:32,309
Okay.
517
00:21:32,310 --> 00:21:33,460
Good.
518
00:21:33,810 --> 00:21:35,319
Have a good holiday.
519
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,520
- Yeah, you too.
- [CHUCKLES] Yeah.
520
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:42,160
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
521
00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:44,880
I told you the side streets
would be a mess in the snow.
522
00:21:44,940 --> 00:21:46,490
We should have taken the BQE.
523
00:21:46,860 --> 00:21:47,940
It's fine.
524
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,460
[ACCORDION MUSIC]
525
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:52,019
♪ High on a hill was a lonely goatherd ♪
526
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:54,280
♪ Lay-ee, oh-de-lay-dee,
oh-de-lay-hee-hoo ♪
527
00:21:54,340 --> 00:21:56,760
- ♪ That was the voice of... ♪
- The beloved classic returns
528
00:21:56,780 --> 00:21:59,180
to Broadway for two weeks only.
529
00:21:59,260 --> 00:22:01,820
♪ Folks in a town that
was quite remote heard ♪
530
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,500
Actually, can you turn around?
531
00:22:03,540 --> 00:22:05,300
I'm not gonna go to the airport.
532
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:06,970
First chance I get, boss.
533
00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:08,560
♪ Yo-del-ay, yo-del-loo ♪
534
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:10,580
[GROANS]
535
00:22:10,850 --> 00:22:15,520
[SJOWGREN'S "SEVENTEEN"]
536
00:22:15,580 --> 00:22:17,860
♪ I know I can't ♪
537
00:22:17,980 --> 00:22:19,779
[CALL BOX RINGS]
538
00:22:19,780 --> 00:22:23,860
♪ I can't be everything I want ♪
539
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,760
♪ All in one ♪
540
00:22:26,540 --> 00:22:28,600
♪ Just the one for you ♪
541
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:32,860
♪ We make up, up some pieces ♪
542
00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:35,690
♪ Puzzle pieces ♪
543
00:22:36,060 --> 00:22:38,580
- What are you...
- I don't care anymore.
544
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:42,300
♪ We fit all adding up ♪
545
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,660
♪ ♪
546
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:47,560
♪ If you want a second to breathe ♪
547
00:22:47,580 --> 00:22:49,220
♪ I'll give you all of my love ♪
548
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,230
♪ I'll give you all that you need ♪
549
00:22:51,330 --> 00:22:53,870
♪ Don't worry, I'm not in a hurry ♪
550
00:22:53,970 --> 00:22:57,360
♪ Not going nowhere, I'm
not going nowhere ♪
551
00:22:57,370 --> 00:22:59,950
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