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(Man) Where is he?
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(Man 2) Just keep looking.
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- (dramatic music)- (dogs barking)
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I'm coming for you brother...
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And you, Planet Sofa.
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And you 20% off, not bad.
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(upbeat music)
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(gun cocking)
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(gun banging)
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(upbeat music)
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(Radio Announcer) This just in!
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Mayor Grady has been caughtup in yet another scandal.
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(Policeman) You in the bush!With your trousers down!
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(Mayor Grady) I can explaineverything!
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- (Policeman) Get on the floor!- I can explain everything!
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(Radio Announcer) We'll havemore on this
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breaking news story rightafter this special announcement
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from the Mayor's office.
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(dramatic music)
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I'll be at churchin a minute Mum!
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Oh hi... (laughs)Mayor Grady here.
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You just caught me hangingout on the old family farm.
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What's that?
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The papers are printingspurious stories
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about my private life? (laughs)
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You know, a lot of people hangaround that park at night.
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Whether I had my trousers onor not is my own damn business.
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I am now fully cooperating
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with the police duringthis investigation.
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I'm Mayor Grady and Iapprove this message.
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(dramatic music)
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(upbeat music)
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(John) So do you wanna askGrady the questions?
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Give me a bit of a timeoff on my special day?
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I don't see what's sospecial about a Wednesday.
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(dramatic music)
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Unbelievable.
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And it's not evenWednesday, it's Monday.
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(dramatic music)
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(car tyres screeching)
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(dramatic music)
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Two of them, they looklike testicles. (laughs)
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Oh hey John, Mitch.
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These newspapers you know, oneminute you're found in a park
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with your trousers down,
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all of a sudden you'relabelled a sex pest.
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- (John laughs)- You know what would be great?
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If this would just go away.
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(ominous music)
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Mayor, my name isJohn Mahogany of the JCPD.
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(Mayor Grady) I know.
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And I've never takena bribe in my life,
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my father never took a bribe,
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- Mitch has never...- (paper rustling)
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What are you doing?
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You didn't see anything,
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Oh, more for me.
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So you need a statement huh?
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Yeah, just a coupleof questions really.
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Mitch, would youlike to go first?
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Nah.
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Yes, just some clarificationon some of the broader details.
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Well, as I explainedearlier, I was in the park
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with my personaltrainer, Crystal Beth.
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My zip broke and thetrousers fell down.
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Then these nuns came by andobviously jumped to the wrongconclusion.
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So as you can see,I've got nothing to hide.
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(bookshelf creaking)
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Apart from thesecret vault... (laughs)
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I always hide thesecret vault... (laughs)
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What did you do?
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(Mitch) I just pulledthat travel book out.
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"Treasure Island" that'snot a travel book.
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As long as you're here,
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you might as wellget the special tour.
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(ominous music)
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This is where I tendto keep my valuables,
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especially around election time.
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This is all yours?
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You bet your sweet anus it is.
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"Property of Justice CityArt Gallery."
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- (laughs) What are you, the cops?!- Yes.
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Oh. Well, this is all meredecoration compared to this,
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my piece de resistance.
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(ominous music)
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It's just a sticker?
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(Mayor Grady) Oh this isn'tjust any sticker John,
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this is-
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Dean Saunders.
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That's right.
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Twenty years ago there was a majorshortage of Dean Saunders.
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Mass hysteria broke outas boys and fully grown men
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turned on each other.
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Fathers, sons, brothers,another brother,
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all unable to completetheir Merlin Sticker Albums.
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Needless to say,it's practically priceless.
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I'll swap you.
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Swap me! For who?
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Andy Townsend?
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(laughs) Andy Townsend? (laughs)
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Get out! Andy Townsend?
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Oh, I would never swap youfor Andy Townsend.
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I love you, I love you so much.
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Come on, Dean Saunders,come on, Dean Saunders, oh for f-
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Mitch, Mitch,
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- Mitchell!- (truck hooting)
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- What?- Can you concentrate on the roadplease?
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(tyres screeching)
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I've told you, you've gotto keep looking forward.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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What's the matterwith you lately?
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It's like you can't bebothered with anything.
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What?
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You can't focus,you've been skiving off.
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What? I've beenfollowing loads of leads.
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Yeah, all at the Leisure Park.
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The 10 pin bowling lead,the arcades lead,
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The Frankie & Benny lead.
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It's a shame, I was gonnafollow up another lead today.
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Orange Wednesdays.
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It's Monday!
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(Mitch Groans)
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(upbeat music)
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# Chief #
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- Chief.- Chief
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OK boys, two things.
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First John, many happy returns.
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Ah, thanks for remembering, Chief.
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Wow, it's a...
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it's a lovely frame.
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You can keep the picturein there if you want,
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or not, totally up to you.
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- I'll have it.- It's mine. Thanks.
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Now what did youwant to see us about?
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There's a been a break outfrom Justice City Penitentiary.
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Who's it this time?
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Mitch, it's your identicaltwin brother, Vince.
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(ominous music)
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(sighs) Not that twat.
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You've got an identicaltwin brother in prison?
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No, he escaped from prison.Keep up, mate.
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We've just hada reported sighting
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down at Justice CityGeneral Hospital.
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Go check it out,
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I want that ugly sonof a bitch back behind bars.
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Yeah, the ugly motherfucker.
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(dramatic music)
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(tires screeching)
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(Woman) Urgent announcement,
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priest in ward three,I repeat priest...
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Oh no, don't worry about it.
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- Anything?- What are you doing? Get down!
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Nah it's all right,it's just a cleaning lady.
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So, let me get this straight,
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there's actually two of youand you're exactly the same.
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Not exactly.
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I got an 'M' and he got a 'V'.
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Helped tell us apart in public.
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Right, that erm,that makes sense.
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Where's your gun?
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Must have left it in thecar, I'll get it later.
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Right, that's the last straw.
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You either completely changeyour whole personality,
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or you find yourselfa new partner.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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It means I'm sick ofyou being a lazy bastard
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and me picking up your slack.
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No, I mean what'sthat supposed to mean?
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For God's sake Mitch, you can'teven remember my birthday.
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I thought that was last year.
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OK, I think we needsome cooling off time.
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- Sounds good to me!- (sombre music)
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Great, well if you'll excuse me,
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I'm gonna do someactual police work!
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Well, so am I.
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Great, cos that'sexactly what I wanted!
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Yeah, but it wasa knee-jerk reaction,
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I'm over-excited!
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(dramatic music)
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Trouble in paradise, hey, ladies?
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(Nurse) Sorry?
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What? Ah, nothing, luv.
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Just chatting tomyself, ain't I?
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Nothing suspiciousgoing on here.
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Vince, you're in here or what?
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Vince.
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All right, you bell end?
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(dramatic music)
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(machines beeping)
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How's tricks, knob cheese?
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All right, thanks, pin dick.
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You been hangin' aroundany vaults lately?
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Can't remember.
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Well, maybe thiswill help jog your noggin'.
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(paper rustling)
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Half price at DFS?
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No, this.
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Oh shit.
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That's right. Dean Saunders.
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(Young Mitch) Come on Dean,come on Dean Saunders,
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come on!
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(dramatic music)
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What you got there?
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Nothing, just anotherAndy Townsend.
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It's Dean Saunders, ain't it?
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No.
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- Give it here!- Let it go, it's mine!
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- Come on.- Give it to me.
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(boys groaning)
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- No!- Dean!
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- Oh my God!- (cars crashing)
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(Man 3) Some onecall an ambulance!
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I've waited a bloody long timeto finish my sticker album.
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That empty space, teasingme everyday in the clink.
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So are you gonna tell me
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how to get intoGrady's vault or what?
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Nah.
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Fine, then youridiot partner will.
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Using the latest breakthroughsin medical science
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our faces are gonna besurgically removed and switched.
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You will become meand I will become you.
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Doctor, prepareus for face swap.
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But, you're identical twins.
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What?
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Well, you've gotexactly the same face.
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Prepare us for face swap!
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All right, all right,I'll prepare you for face swap.
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(upbeat music)
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- (machines beeping)- (dramatic music)
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Extraordinary.
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(upbeat music)
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Good job on the take down Mitch.
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Cheers copper that I'veworked with for years!
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Way to put your twinbrother back in prison.
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Ah nice one rozzer that Idefinitely know the name of.
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Aah, the old familiar buildingthat I work in every day.
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Yeah, this will do all right.
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Mitch? What the hell happened?
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I couldn't find you anywhere.
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Yeah, I nicked my idiotbrother, didn't I?
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Anyway, job's a good'nhe's back in the slammer.
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Are you all right?
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You usually have your napbetween eleven and four.
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Yeah, look I got you a present.
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It's one of those favouritememory books like.
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Ah there's one yeah.
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Remember that time we gotinto Mayor Grady's vault.
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It was amazing theway it opened by...
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You can finish itoff if you like.
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Yeah, oh (laughs)yes very good... (slapping)
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This is the nicest thingyou've ever done for me.
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(laughs) Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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you gonna finish itoff or not? (laughs)
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Yeah, we're partners!
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Whoa! You don't wanna do that.
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(John and Rush laughing)
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- Yeah.- Aw!
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(phone rings)
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Hello, The Filth.
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Cheese? (laughs)
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No we don't need cheese, mate.
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Chief, yeah.
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Some bloke called Chief wantsto see us in his office.
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OK, after you.
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(door closing)
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Yeah well that cupboard's clear.
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How about you leadthe way, partner?
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(dramatic music)
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# Suspicion #
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Chief.
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There's been anotherGrady scandal boys.
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We raided a massageparlour this morning
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and Grady was caught ina somewhat compromising situation.
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(Policeman) Move it move, move!
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(Policeman 2) On the floor! You!
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(Mayor Grady) Please don'tlook at me! Don't look at me.
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Sounds like we shouldstart by taking a butchers
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at Grady's secret vault.
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Talking of which, I'd behappy to lead a search of it.
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See what we can find, you know.
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What do you say?
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(dramatic music)
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Plenty more wherethey came from, Chef.
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- (dramatic music)- (dogs barking)
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- (metal slams)- (Prison Guard) Lights out!
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Nooooooo! (crying)
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(Man) I must admit,
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something seemed differentabout Vince that day.
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Funny how a man can change
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when he gets a tasteof the outside world.
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One minute you're breathingin the cool air of freedom.
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The next you're banged upwith nothing but your regrets
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and a deranged serial killer.
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Oh, bollocks.
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So what you in for, mate?
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Me?
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Well I guess I'm just a man
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who was in the wrongplace at the wrong time.
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Framed for a robberythat I did not commit,
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but too long locked up,never to be able
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to make a go of iton the outside.
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Wow.
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And I murdered my family,
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and all theirneighbours and my wife.
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Bummer.
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Yes, I did,but she was still warm.
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(upbeat music)
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Why don't I ask Gradythe questions, eh?
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Wait a minute, you wanna askall the questions suddenly?
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I see what's happening here.
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What you chattin' about?
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Suddenly you're actingall differently.
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Yeah, you rememberedmy birthday,
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you're up for doing more work,
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you haven't upsetany pensioners,
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it's like you're noteven Mitch at all.
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Which can all onlymean one thing.
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You totally took on boardwhat I said earlier
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about having to changeyour whole personality!
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(laughs) Yeah, yeah! (laughs)I heard you bangin' on
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about it in thathospital corridor.
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- Didn't I?- Yeah I was, yeah.
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To me yeah, yeah, nice one.
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- (upbeat music)- (tires screeching)
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John, Mitch, thanks for coming byagain to clear things up.
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Maybe we should talksomewhere more vaulty.
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You know, like your vault?(laughs)
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- How do we get in again?- (everyone laughing)
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This guy! This guy righthere here's my partner.
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Up top, yeah.One step ahead, all right.
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Mr Mayor, just tell us, inyour own words, what happened.
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Well I having a perfectlyinnocent massage
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from the lovely Suki Won here.
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You want sex?
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Excuse me?
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(laughs) No, not now.
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Now I bet you didn't know this
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but massage parloursattract snakes.
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The snake got in andbit me on the ding dong.
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Luckily Suki Won here
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is an internationalexpert on snake venom.
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Really?
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Yes.
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Where others would havepanicked, Suki Won leapt to it,
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and sucked the poison out.
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Which is whenyour officers came in
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and clearly got mistaken.
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Is that definitelywhat happened?
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No.
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- (Mayor Grady coughs)- Yes.
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Well if that clearseverything up,
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Suki Won you'refree to go (laughs).
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And look our for those snakes.
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What is snake?
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(laughs) She's a comicin her home country.
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Well, if that's everything,
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I've got businessI need to attend to.
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Time to check onold Dean Saunders.
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- (dramatic music)- (bookshelf sliding)
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What did he? How did he do that?
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- Yep, all good.- (Vince gasping)
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(Mayor Grady whistling)
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Well, I'm gladthat's cleared that up.
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Shall we hug it out? Let's hug itout. Let's hug it out.
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Let's hug it out.We'll hug in the car.
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We'll hug in the car.We're gonna hug in the car.
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# They're hangingout in the showers #
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# Cos he's his best friend #
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# They're having a good timein their towels #
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# Cos he's his best friend #
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# John doesn't seem to see it #
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# But that definitelyisn't Mitch #
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# It's definitely Vince #
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# It's pretty bloody obvious #
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# That back in the hospitalVince pulled a switch #
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# He's clearlytrying to con him #
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# Cos he's his best friend #
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# Missing the point here #
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# Probably gonna kill him #
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# Cos he's his best friend #
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# You're not really listening #
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# He's in mortal danger #
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# Cos he's his best friend #
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(ominous music)
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(dramatic music)
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(dogs barking)
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Say Vince, some ofthe boys are thinking
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about a prison riot later?
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You want in?
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Nah, I'm all right,it's nearly nap time.
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You know, my momma alwaystold me to hold my tongue...
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Ironic, consideringthat I cut hers out,
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but I can't no longer.
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We used to be a team,
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but a team ain't nothing ifyou ain't got your partner.
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(echoes) If you ain't got yourpartner,
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if you ain't got your partner.
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(sombre music)
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If you ain't got your partner.
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- (sombre music)- If you ain't got your partner.
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If you ain't got your partner.
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(upbeat music)
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Hey, Nolan, how do you fancybreaking out of this joint?
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(upbeat music)
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Yeah!
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Yeah?
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- Yeah.- Yeah, yeah, OK.
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- Yeah.- Yeah.
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Do you have any ideas?
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Why don't we just escapehowever you did last time?
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Well, last time.
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That was pretty easy, actually.
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(Mitch crashing)
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Oh yeah, I dug a massive tunnel.
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(dramatic music)
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You wanted to see me?
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- (Helga) Come in, quickly!- Why, what's going on?
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We've had Mitch underclose observation
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for the past two days.
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There has been an 86%increase in work attendance
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alongside a 96% dropin misplaced firearms.
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But this is perhaps the mostcompelling evidence of all.
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By 4:36pm, on average,Mitch will have eaten
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12 to 16 packets of bacon crisps.
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This was him bythe same time today.
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Bacon crisps consumedso far, zero.
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Leading us to the onlylogical conclusion.
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Mitch is in fact.
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- Vince.- (dramatic music)
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Guys, guys, guys, let'snot get carried away, OK.
431
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All that's happenedis that Mitch and I
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had an adult conversation,I told him my issues,
433
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he took them on board
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and he has now completelychanged who he is.
435
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OK fine, there'sno way to prove it,
436
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it's not like they'rebranded or anything.
437
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(Mitch) I've got anM and he's got a V.
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(dramatic music)
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(John) Can you goin on this image?
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Go to the mirrorin the background.
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(dramatic music)
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(Helga) Is that a letter V?
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It looks more like an O to me.
444
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No, to the right.
445
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Yeah, that's a V.
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Which can only mean one thing.
447
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(door closes)
448
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(dramatic music)
449
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- All right.- All right.
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(John laughs)
451
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(Vince laughs)
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Yeah... (laughs)
453
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(John and Vince laughing)
454
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Yeah.
455
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(John and Vince laughing)
456
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- Yeah.- (Vince and John laughing)
457
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:03,640
- Yeah, yeah (laughs) yeah.- (Vince and John laughing)
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(indistinct)
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(laughing) Yeah, yeah, yeah...(laughs)
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You know, I was thinkingabout Grady's vault.
461
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- Yeah!?- Yeah, I mean, who'd have thought
462
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- that to get to the treasure...- Yeah?
463
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- You'd have to pull on a book...- Yeah!?
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Which is on the bookshelves.
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Just bloody say it!
466
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And is called "Treasure Island."
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(laughs) Fuck you!
468
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:38,720
(upbeat music)
469
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(door closing)
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It's still clear.
471
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(door banging)
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- (dramatic music)- (dogs barking)
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(indistinct police chatter)
474
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Hey, Nolan!
475
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Less of them murders, yeah?
476
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(light-hearted music)
477
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Sure thing, old friend, sure thing.
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(dramatic music)
479
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(dogs barking)
480
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(dramatic music)
481
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- (sirens blaring)- (dramatic music)
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(someone clapping)
483
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(dramatic music)
484
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Hello, Mitch, orshould I say, Vince?
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That's right, I knowwho you really are,
486
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,160
and I bet you're wondering how.
487
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:48,800
Well, it was allquite simple really.
488
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I first becamesuspicious when you...
489
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(door slams)
490
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Shit.
491
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,200
(dramatic music)
492
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All right.
493
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:02,720
What you doing here, bum breath?
494
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:04,560
Give me Dean Saunders.
495
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,120
Nah.
496
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:11,480
- (men groaning)- (dramatic music)
497
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:16,160
Why you hit yourself?Why you hit yourself?
498
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,000
Oh no, no no wait!
499
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:23,040
- Wet willy.- (Mitch screams)
500
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(screams) Chinese burn!
501
00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:28,280
Say I'm the best!
502
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,480
I'm the best.
503
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:31,640
No, I mean you're the best.
504
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Cheers.
505
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,720
You're such a div!
506
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(Vince and Mitch groaning)
507
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,840
- (books thudding)- (Mitch groans)
508
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:46,400
(indistinct)
509
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:52,720
(bookshelf sliding)
510
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:53,720
(Vince) Come here.
511
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:55,640
(men groaning)
512
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,000
(Mitch) No.
513
00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,360
(Mitch and Vince groaning)
514
00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:04,280
- No!- (truck hooting)
515
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:05,680
- Oh!- (cars screeching)
516
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,400
There's a pile up down there.
517
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:08,360
- (cars crashing)- (fire exploding)
518
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Sorry.
519
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,080
(gun clicks)
520
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:17,600
I'm gonna ask you onequestion, when's my birthday?
521
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March the 4th.
522
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:19,680
Couldn't give a shit.
523
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:20,800
- (gun bangs)- (Vince screams)
524
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:24,320
Argh! You shot me youbastard! I'm Mitch! I'm Mitch!
525
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:25,720
Why would you do this to me?
526
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:27,280
Whoa, whoa, what youdoing? What you doing?
527
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:30,160
- What are you doing mate?- Let's see what we've got here.
528
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:31,160
Just what I thought.
529
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,680
In short, I've gotabsolutely nothing to hide.
530
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:39,720
I'm innocent, I'm actuallyinnocent this time.
531
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,960
And every time, onlyon this occasion,
532
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I am particularly innocent,come on man (laughs) vote Grady.
533
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,640
- (dramatic music)- (inaudible dialogueue)
534
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,920
- (machines beeping)- (dramatic music)
535
00:25:57,920 --> 00:25:59,840
We'll swap their faces back,
536
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:02,240
no-one will ever have to know.
537
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,720
Seriously, it's the same face.
538
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:10,040
Make it so Doc, make it so.
539
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:15,080
- (machines beeping)- (dramatic music)
540
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:21,200
- (upbeat music)- (crowd clapping)
541
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:29,600
Mitch, I'm sorryI tried to change you
542
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,160
into something that you're not.
543
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,080
I mean, who caresabout birthdays anyway?
544
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,280
I got you a present.
545
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,560
About time. What is it?
546
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:38,720
(Mitch) About 15 Andy Townsends.
547
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,520
Right. Thanks mate.
548
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:43,440
Good news boys.You cracked the case!
549
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,520
Yeah! I was horribly unobservant.
550
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,880
I broke out of prison.
551
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:50,400
And aided the escape of a notoriousserial killer in the process.
552
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,840
(everyone laughing)
553
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,400
We should try and catchthat guy before he kills someone.
554
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:55,480
(everyone laughing)
555
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:56,440
If he hasn't already!
556
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:57,440
(everyone laughing)
557
00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:01,280
- Whoops!- (everyone laughing)
558
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:04,080
(upbeat music)
559
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:32,440
(axe thudding)
560
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:35,560
(dramatic music)
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