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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:06,760 One minute of art left! 2 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:08,320 One minute of your art! 3 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:12,680 Amazing how the eyes follow you around the room. 4 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:16,960 (whistle shrills) 5 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:20,080 Right, that's your lot! Art time over! 6 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:21,520 Come on, get out! 7 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:22,840 No running! 8 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:24,280 Oi, you! No running! 9 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:26,320 Out you go, thank you! 10 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:30,440 (tense music) 11 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:32,280 (zip rasping) 12 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:41,880 (French accent) There goes my sculpted physique. 13 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:46,680 I really wish someone had been around to hear that. 14 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:49,840 Onh? 15 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:52,480 (muttering quietly) 16 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:56,640 (exclamation) 17 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,640 (humming) 18 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:00,680 (exclamation) 19 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:03,160 (grunts and muttering) 20 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:07,240 (speaking French) 21 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:10,040 (grunts and muttering) 22 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:15,840 Chiens jouant aux cartes. C'est magnifique. 23 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:24,000 (singing in French) 24 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:38,840 The world's greatest theft from the world's greatest thief 25 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:40,280 and Frenchman, 26 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:41,520 Gerard Cliche. 27 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:43,720 (alarm bells ringing) 28 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:44,800 Oh, merde. 29 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:53,360 ## 30 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:23,320 Guess who just apprehended the South Side cat burglar? 31 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:24,640 Stick that in the evidence room. 32 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:27,400 (cat screeches) 33 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:31,520 Let's see, arresting a burglar, 34 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:33,440 I make that 50 points. 35 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:37,160 That 50 points puts Mahogany and Rust way in the lead. 36 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:41,040 Yes. At this rate, they're sure to win the Golden Doughnut, 37 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:44,800 the coveted prize for best crime-fighting partnership in the city. 38 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:47,360 Didn't Mahogany's father win it eight times? 39 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:50,520 I'll bet that gives him an extra motivation for wanting to win it. 40 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:59,200 And you know the best thing about winning the golden doughnut? 41 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:01,600 The glow of being a real cop. 42 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:03,840 Finally living up to your dad. 43 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:05,120 Being the best. 44 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:09,040 Wait, I called that burglar a 'dirty slag' when I nicked him. 45 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:10,240 Oh, yeah. 46 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:12,320 That's another 25 points. 47 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:19,720 Paperwork, one point? Pointless. 48 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:22,080 Peterson and McGockey seem to like it. 49 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:23,640 And there they are. 50 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:26,800 - Hey! - Hey! 51 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:28,440 - Hey! - Hey, you two! 52 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:30,080 - Hey! - Hey! 53 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:31,720 - Hey, detective! - Hey! 54 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:34,400 Yeah, you guys. 55 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:37,080 Hope you don't get any paper cuts, you twats. 56 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:39,600 What was that? 57 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:44,160 - Trash talk. - That was terrible. 58 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:46,000 You've got to work on that, mate. 59 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:50,800 Hi, Chief. 60 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:53,960 Chief. 61 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,880 Chief! 62 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,280 Sorry, boys, I was miles away. 63 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,120 - Who's in the picture, Chief? - Ah, no-one. 64 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:04,880 Just my old partner, Flanagan. 65 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:07,400 You make a lovely couple. 66 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:08,600 Not that type of partner, Mitch. 67 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:13,240 Wait, today's the anniversary of him getting killed, isn't it? 68 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:15,480 - How did you know? - It's on your calendar. 69 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:22,400 Listen, last night, Justice City Art Gallery was hit, 70 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:28,000 and we have reason to suspect it was none other than Gerard Cliche. 71 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,160 The French master thief? Are you sure it was him? 72 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:34,840 Well, we found this two blocks away. 73 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:37,960 Plus witnesses report seeing a man shrugging by the gallery, 74 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,000 then seducing a woman. 75 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,000 Sounds pretty damn French to me. 76 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:50,000 It's real. 77 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:53,560 Get down to the gallery and check it out. 78 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:54,760 We're on it. 79 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:56,920 Oh, and Chief, forget about Flanagan. 80 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:58,480 It wasn't your fault, Chief. 81 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:04,400 It wasn't your fault, Chief. 82 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:05,840 Your fault, Chief. 83 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:08,840 Your fault. 84 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:09,920 Your. 85 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:11,440 Fault. 86 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:14,200 ## 87 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:30,080 Can't believe we got called away from that fancy dress party for this. 88 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:32,840 Not just any fancy dress party. 89 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:35,680 My retirement. 90 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:39,640 This time tomorrow, I'll be dropping anchor on my new boat 91 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,280 and casting off. 92 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:43,520 (sharp whistle) 93 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:45,080 She's a beaut. 94 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:46,760 Whole new life. 95 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,840 Sitting back fishing, 96 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:50,880 sipping beers and thinking about all the times 97 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:52,360 I didn't die on the job. 98 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:53,440 (chuckling) 99 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:54,840 (metal clanging) 100 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:56,800 - He's here. - Let's split up. 101 00:05:56,800 --> 00:06:00,240 OK, but maybe we don't split up, though. 102 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:01,480 No, trust me. 103 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:05,120 This is a really good idea. 104 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:06,720 You got it, partner. 105 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:09,480 (musical sting) 106 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:15,840 ## 107 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:21,560 Flanagan? 108 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,120 Guess again! 109 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:26,800 OK. 110 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:30,280 Jones? Van Duren? 111 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:32,080 You really want me to guess your name? 112 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:33,640 Not so fast! 113 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:37,840 (hammer clicks) 114 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:39,280 Shit, I'm out. 115 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:41,280 Take him, Chief, take him. 116 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:43,720 Chief! Come on! 117 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:46,080 I can't, my gun's all covered in butter! 118 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:47,120 Butter? What are you talking about? 119 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:48,880 My gun... it's all covered in butter, man! 120 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:51,680 (muttering) Goddamnit! Can't get a hold of the goddamned thing. 121 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:53,320 - Chief, shoot him! - I'm trying! 122 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:54,680 - Shoot him! - I'm trying! 123 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:56,200 (gunshot) 124 00:06:57,440 --> 00:06:59,680 Nooo! 125 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:00,800 No! No! 126 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:04,520 Flanagan! 127 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:08,840 That's right. You keep thinking about the boat. 128 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:11,080 You'll be fishing out there tomorrow, buddy. You'll see. 129 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:12,920 Hide this... 130 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:14,520 from my wife. 131 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:19,080 Yeah, probably a good idea. 132 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:20,160 Flanagan! 133 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:21,280 (Flanagan exhales) 134 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:22,440 Flanagan! 135 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:29,120 Nooo! 136 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:34,200 (screaming) 137 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:37,520 Come on Chief, it's OK. 138 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:38,880 It wasn't your fault. 139 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:41,320 I shouldn't have made us split up. 140 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:43,680 I thought it was a good idea at the time. 141 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,920 Here, get this down you. 142 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:54,880 That's some good Tizer. 143 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:57,080 You need to get Flanagan out of your head. 144 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:58,240 I can't. 145 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:01,360 It's like he's haunting me from beyond the grave or something. 146 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:03,360 There's no such thing as ghosts. 147 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,560 They're like the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy. 148 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:07,760 Yeah... and Santa Claus. 149 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:09,560 What about Santa Claus? 150 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:12,200 Nothing. Forget it. 151 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,160 Now stop all this ghost talk. 152 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,200 There's enough crazy guys around here already. 153 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:25,920 Come on, Chief, come on! 154 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:26,960 Get a grip! 155 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,160 Come on. 156 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,000 (sharp gasp) 157 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,200 (screaming) 158 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:40,520 (gunshot) 159 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:44,160 I ain't afraid of no ghost! 160 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:50,240 (Reporter) Mr Mayor! Mr Mayor! Can you tell us what happened? 161 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:53,880 The real news here is that the gallery security system failed. 162 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:56,640 That is why I am diverting money 163 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:59,880 from the city pension fund and the health budget 164 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:04,480 to invest in a brand-new security system. 165 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:07,560 Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you 166 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:08,800 AmazerLazer! 167 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:17,680 Brought to you by the good people of Grady Industries. 168 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:19,600 Mayor Grady, is it true that AmazerLazer 169 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,480 is made by children in the Far East? 170 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:24,080 Do the manufacturers have small hands? 171 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:25,160 Yes. 172 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:28,360 That's why the component parts are so well put together. 173 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,080 Does that make them children? 174 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:33,720 I like candy, does that make me a kid? 175 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:35,000 That makes no sense. 176 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,440 Burritos! 177 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:38,000 Come on, dig in! 178 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,080 Who wants a burrito? 179 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:41,200 You're peckish over there. 180 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:43,080 Just dig in, you son of a bitch. 181 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:45,600 JCPD. 182 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:49,840 Wow, look at this stuff. 183 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,200 You know, I'm an art lover myself. 184 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:53,800 Me too. I've got a big picture at home. 185 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:56,960 - Blue, loads of shapes. - That's a map. 186 00:09:58,040 --> 00:10:01,440 Hey, Helga, shame there's no dead body for you this time, eh? 187 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:04,440 I have not had a satisfactory murder in seven months. 188 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:07,000 Where have all the serial killers gone? 189 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,080 The Ice Man. 190 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:09,600 The Single-Foot Strangler. 191 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:11,080 Stitch Face. 192 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:12,760 They have been quiet. 193 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:14,440 Too quiet. 194 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:17,560 But they'll be back. I can feel it. 195 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:21,920 - OK, any clues? - Yes. This. 196 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:25,120 It appears to be some kind of calling card. 197 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:27,960 Calling card? Desole? De vous? 198 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:32,440 - What the hell does that mean? - Mmm... not bothered. 199 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:34,920 Well, at least they didn't smash that ornate stained-glass window. 200 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:40,240 ## 201 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:43,120 (vocalists) # Romero and Byrne # 202 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:45,680 - Anyone got a broom? - Romero and Byrne, MFI. 203 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:48,400 Major Felony Investigations. 204 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:49,960 (low) Not Romero and Byrne. 205 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:51,640 (low) I hate MFI. 206 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:52,920 So, what we got here, then? 207 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:56,240 Art thief. 208 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,280 French. 209 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,280 Trace of pastry crumbs. Pain au chocolat. 210 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,760 It's pure. High butter content. 211 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:05,760 It's Cliche all right. 212 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:07,360 What the hell are you two doing here? 213 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:09,480 Just thought we'd drop in and solve the case real quick. 214 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:10,760 We just busted a drugs ring. 215 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:13,360 Twenty crims all banged up in time for breakfast. 216 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:16,160 I even took a cap in the shoulder. Didn't even feel it. 217 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:18,080 - Ain't that right, Byrne? - Didn't even feel it. 218 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,160 Wait, you've been shot? 219 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:21,960 I don't know, have I? 220 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:23,480 Ooh. (chuckles) 221 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:25,480 - Yes. - You should really go to a hospital. 222 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:27,360 Nah, it's fine. It'll wiggle its way out. 223 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,680 What the bloody hell is going on here? 224 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:32,920 Do you have any idea what those windows are worth? 225 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:36,040 Fifty points in the Golden Doughnut. 226 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:39,240 Wait, you guys are competing this year? 227 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,520 Sure. It's about time we show JCPD a thing or two. 228 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:42,400 How many points you got? 229 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:43,280 - 200. - Ha! 230 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:44,160 - Today. - Shit. 231 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:45,880 One nine one double-oh in total. 232 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:48,800 19,100 just to clarify, no biggie. 233 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:51,400 - 19,200 actually. - Is it? Gosh. 234 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,120 Two double-oh, lost count. 235 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:56,600 Looks like you won't be winning the best counting prize. 236 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:57,800 Oh, come on. 237 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:01,480 Here, you should take this. 238 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:04,160 A mirror? 239 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:05,560 And what am I meant to be looking at? 240 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:07,600 Couple of shit cops. 241 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:11,160 We're going to bounce. We got a city to save. 242 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:15,520 Yep and I'm starting to feel a little bit light-headed. 243 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:23,720 Hey, guys. 244 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:28,840 Guys. 245 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:30,560 Guys 246 00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:31,600 Guys. 247 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,200 See you later. 248 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,720 (vocalists) # Romero and Byrne # 249 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,240 I like them. 250 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:48,880 With AmazerLazer installed, 251 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:52,200 all I have to do now is show people that it works. 252 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,640 That's where you come in. 253 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:03,960 You need to hit the gallery again tonight, 254 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:05,640 just as we planned. 255 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:09,280 Only this time, AmazerLazer catches you. 256 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,080 Then I look like a hero, 257 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:14,040 AmazerLazer's a big hit and we'll all be rich. 258 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:17,440 (Mayor laughing) 259 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,120 Yes, about that. 260 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:21,080 I have been thinking this through, 261 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:23,480 and I do not want to get caught. 262 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:26,640 Gerard Cliche is a master criminal. 263 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,040 He would sooner die. 264 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:32,440 - I'll pay you double. - Tres bien. He accepts. 265 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:38,200 Plus there is no prison in the world that can hold Gerard Cliche. 266 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:41,680 Good. 267 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:46,480 Soon AmazerLazer will be in every home in Justice City thanks to me. 268 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:47,880 It's almost too... 269 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,840 How does he do that? 270 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,120 Do what? 271 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:56,960 Sorry, I was getting a water. Do you want one? 272 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,880 What's the point in even bothering? 273 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:11,520 MFI are up by 19,000 points. We'll never catch them. 274 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:13,320 Would you look at that? 275 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,200 It says here, there's 20,000 points 276 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:18,360 for catching an art thief. 277 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:19,560 Wow. 278 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,480 (McGockey) Whoever gets that will surely eclipse 279 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:22,840 the MFI agents' scores 280 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,800 and win the coveted Golden Doughnut. 281 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:25,840 (Peterson) Yes. 282 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:30,040 Wait, I've got it! If we catch Cliche, 283 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,280 we'll get 20,000 points and win the Golden Doughnut. 284 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:34,880 But how we going to find him? We don't know where he is. 285 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:36,640 We need to get into his mind, 286 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:39,640 act like he acts, think like he thinks. 287 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,600 I think it's about time we took a little trip down 288 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,440 to the French Quarter. 289 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:50,720 (male vocalist) # When a criminal hits the city # 290 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,800 # With a thirst for crime he can't quench # 291 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,520 # There's more than one way to catch a thief # 292 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:55,920 # Sometimes you've got to go French # 293 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:56,920 # Go French # 294 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:57,960 # French # 295 00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,440 # Sometimes you've got to go French # 296 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,720 # When there's crime in town and the frites are down # 297 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:03,240 # Say bonjour cos you're going French # 298 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:04,320 # Go French # 299 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,400 # French # 300 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,920 # Sometimes you've got to go French # 301 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:11,240 ## 302 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:18,880 # Go French # 303 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:19,960 # French # 304 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,640 # Sometimes you've got to go French # 305 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:22,520 # Go French # 306 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:23,600 # French # 307 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,160 # Sometimes you've got to go French # 308 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,320 # Go French # 309 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,640 I don't think that worked. I just feel full of bread. 310 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,040 How about you? 311 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:32,480 I necked a pint of wine. 312 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:34,760 I'm shitfaced. 313 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:37,600 I don't know why we thought that was a good idea. 314 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,440 Hey, Zach, any luck with that calling card? 315 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:41,920 I ran it through some advanced codebreaking software. 316 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:43,200 - And? - Nothing. 317 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,720 Then I cross-referenced it against this. 318 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:46,960 The card translated reads, 319 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,840 "Sorry I missed you. I will try again tomorrow." 320 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,040 But this was yesterday. 321 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,880 That means he's going to hit the art gallery tonight. 322 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:57,280 Good work, Zach. What else did you find out? 323 00:15:57,280 --> 00:16:02,080 Apparently Francois is drinking Orangina in La Rochelle. 324 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:09,240 Good old-fashioned stakeout. 325 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:12,440 Just a pot of coffee, your wits, traditional stakeout foo... 326 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:14,200 Is that an Easter egg? 327 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,840 It's what I eat on stakeouts. 328 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:22,640 All we have to do now is wait and catch Cliche in the act. 329 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,800 Nothing can go wrong. 330 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,160 Unless MFI turn up. 331 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,680 - What? - Oh, Jesus! 332 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:29,320 (vocalists) # Romero and Byrne # 333 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:30,440 What the hell are you doing? 334 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:32,880 Sorry we're late. Had to deal with a hostage standoff. 335 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,920 Walked in, got the hostages, walked out. 336 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:35,840 Building blew up. 337 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,840 Didn't even look back at the explosion. 338 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,280 Although it probably looked pretty cool. We felt cool. 339 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:41,920 Took some shrapnel to the back of the head. 340 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:43,240 (soft grunt) 341 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:45,840 Didn't even feel it. 342 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,560 She lost all memory. 343 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:50,200 Long-term, short-term, the lot. 344 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,840 You should go see a neurologist. 345 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,240 You've probably got major brain trauma. 346 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:55,760 Sorry we're late. Had to deal with a hostage standoff. 347 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,160 It's all right. We've already done that bit. 348 00:16:57,160 --> 00:17:00,000 Back off, this is our stakeout. 349 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,240 Don't worry, moody. 350 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:03,840 We're just here to catch Cliche 351 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:06,440 and then we'll win the Golden Doughnut, bish bash bosh. 352 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:08,760 That's it. You two, us. 353 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:09,840 Street rules. 354 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:11,880 - Let's go! - Let's do this! 355 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,440 Stop it. 356 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,440 Not on my velvet! Not on my velvet! 357 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,440 He's got me. Watch out, he's got me. 358 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,880 (bicycle bell ringing) 359 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,800 (Cliche humming) 360 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:45,840 Mon dieu! 361 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:48,080 An original Neil Buchanan! 362 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:50,640 C'est magnifique. 363 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:56,160 Only this time, AmazerLazer catches you. 364 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:58,480 Sorry, Grady. 365 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:00,920 Neil is just too beautiful. 366 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,640 (bell ringing) 367 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,160 Cuddles. 368 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,280 Aah! Aah! 369 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,920 (alarm ringing) 370 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,240 Oh, bollocks. 371 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:16,880 Damn it! Cliche. 372 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:18,360 (Agent Byrne vomits) 373 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:20,240 (alarm ringing) 374 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:26,520 He escaped because you were too busy fighting MFI? 375 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:27,840 Chief, what happened was, 376 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,560 we were on a stakeout and they just burst through 377 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:31,120 the back window, smashing glass everywhere. 378 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:33,760 I don't want to hear it! Get out of my sight! 379 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:39,200 Here's the holy water you wanted, Chief. 380 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,280 You don't still think Flanagan's trying to haunt you, do you? 381 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,840 Can't a man sprinkle holy water over his office 382 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:48,040 without people giving him a hard time about it? Huh? 383 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:51,520 How many times? I don't believe in no ghosts. 384 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:52,560 I'm fine. 385 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:06,200 Flanagan! 386 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,040 What the eff, Cliche? 387 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,520 What the eff? I thought we had a deal. 388 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:35,760 You were supposed to get caught. 389 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,280 Yes, but the painting, 390 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:38,920 it was so beautiful. 391 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,960 And Neil has a certain... 392 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,240 I don't know what. 393 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,680 Plus, not stealing things is so boring. 394 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:47,400 Yeah, but you made AmazerLazer look like crap. 395 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,680 A lot of tiny kids put a lot of effort into that. 396 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,200 But it is crap. 397 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,280 Literally, all I had to do was go under it. 398 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,240 - Well, I'm not paying you. - You're no fun. 399 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:59,840 You want your money? You come back tonight during my big art soiree 400 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,760 and you make sure you get caught. 401 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:05,440 OK, fine. I will break in tonight and get caught. 402 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,240 - Good. - Happy? 403 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,800 Yes, I'm happy. 404 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,480 I don't need any surprises this time. 405 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,440 And another thing... 406 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,280 What was the other thing? 407 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,480 You and your water! 408 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,200 You must piss like a racehorse. 409 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,600 Get out of here! 410 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,760 OK, fine. 411 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,280 So touchy. 412 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:32,600 - You're touchy. - You're touchy. 413 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,520 Touchy. 414 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:38,880 Now it's time to take out a little insurance policy. 415 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:45,840 But first, I need to call the police and tell them 416 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:48,640 that Cliche is about to rob the art gallery. 417 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,040 Get me Chief. 418 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:53,160 (telephone ringing) 419 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,360 What do you want with me? 420 00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:59,600 - Hello, Chief? - Oh, Mayor Grady. 421 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:02,160 Sorry sir, kind of having a rough day. 422 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,840 Well, it's about to get a whole lot better. 423 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:06,360 I heard Cliche's going to the art gallery tonight 424 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:07,840 to rob some more paintings 425 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:10,200 during my classy soiree. 426 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:13,080 Where'd you get this tip-off? 427 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:16,320 Well, um, we're having a bad connection here. 428 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:17,840 Hello? Hello? 429 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:18,840 Hello. 430 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:19,760 Yes. 431 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:22,720 The main thing is, Cliche's going to be there tonight. 432 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:25,480 And he might just have company. 433 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:28,080 You think he's gonna bring a plus one? 434 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,240 No, what I meant was... 435 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,320 OK, people, get your asses in gear! 436 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,360 We got a Frenchy to fry! 437 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:43,920 Mahogany, on the floor, checking in. 438 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:45,000 Chief checking in. 439 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,560 Rust checking in. 440 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:49,240 - Mitch, what are you wearing? - I'm undercover. 441 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:50,600 Where did you even get that costume from? 442 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,120 Don't worry, she's gonna to be fine. 443 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:55,320 - What? - Lipstick suits your eyes. 444 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,560 Thank you, Chief. 445 00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:00,240 Still no sign of Cliche. Canapes, ladies? 446 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,160 (vocalists) # Romero and Byrne # 447 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:03,440 Oh, for God's sake. 448 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:04,520 Boo. It's us. 449 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,000 Fancy seeing you here. 450 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,200 Posh. 451 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,960 You look ridiculous. 452 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,400 Guys, I don't mean to interrupt, 453 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,840 but another painting's gone. 454 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:15,920 Cliche! 455 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:19,720 Think, John, think. If you were French, where would you be? 456 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:20,960 Cheese and wine. 457 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,040 Merde! 458 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:31,360 That feels better. 459 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:33,960 No running! 460 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:47,600 Which way'd he go? 461 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,680 Well, if I'm as good as I think I am, he definitely went this way. 462 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:52,840 Sounds right to me. 463 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:56,240 - OK, let's split up. - John, No! 464 00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:00,080 Trust me, that's not a good idea. 465 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,480 Chief, you need to get over this. 466 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:04,600 OK? There is no such thing as ghosts. 467 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:05,840 And even if they existed, 468 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,440 do you think Flanagan would be in limbo, 469 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:08,920 desperate to get revenge? 470 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,840 Sure. He definitely would. 471 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:12,000 He'd let nothing stop him. 472 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,600 Nothing. 473 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,080 But ghosts aren't real, probably, 474 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,400 so stop thinking about it. 475 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,880 (Cliche humming) 476 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:40,600 What the hell? 477 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,560 It's you! 478 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:43,840 Flanagan! 479 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,840 Huh? 480 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:49,280 Now, I don't care why you're doing this, 481 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:50,320 but it has to stop. 482 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:54,440 I want you to leave here, OK? 483 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,840 What happened, happened. 484 00:23:56,840 --> 00:24:00,400 Nobody's to blame, but you need to move on. 485 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,280 Er... OK? 486 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,440 Goodbye, Flanagan. 487 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:10,880 Goodbye... 488 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,200 partner. 489 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,120 - Stop right there, Cliche. - MFI. You're under arrest. 490 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:22,200 - Hands up, Cliche. - You think we won't shoot? 491 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:25,480 - Think again! - Show him. 492 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:29,840 (gunshot) 493 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:30,880 Didn't feel a thing! 494 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,240 I still think I'm going to escape. 495 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:38,760 Don't worry, everyone, AmazerLazer will stop him. 496 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,840 No, it won't. 497 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,560 Seriously, it's shit. 498 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,120 - It isn't. - Give it up, Cliche. 499 00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:45,200 There's no way out. 500 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:49,200 OK, fine. But first, I just have to... 501 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,280 take a hostage. 502 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,240 (crowd gasping) 503 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:55,440 Don't shoot! That statue's priceless! 504 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:59,560 This is not goodbye, just au revoir. 505 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,080 And to think, you thought I could be caught by a couple 506 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,960 of shit cops like you. 507 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,240 Shit cops? 508 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:06,680 Couple of shit cops. 509 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:07,720 That's it. 510 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,400 (Cliche screaming) 511 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,320 My eyes! 512 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:16,840 Cliche, you're under arrest. 513 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:19,320 You have the right to earn us 20,000 points. 514 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:22,040 (Mayor Grady laughs) 515 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:25,680 Thanks to AmazerLazer, we've now defeated France. 516 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:27,360 So, who wants to buy one? 517 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,040 Huh? Jim, you son of a bitch. 518 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:32,200 I know you've got money, your mom just died. 519 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:35,680 You've just destroyed a priceless statue! 520 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,840 Well, there goes his sculpted physique. 521 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:41,080 (laughter) 522 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:46,840 He's back, there it is. 523 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:48,840 Hey, I totally came up with that. 524 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:50,640 Sure, tell it to the judge. 525 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:51,840 I did! I did! 526 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:55,840 I swear there was just no-one around to hear it. 527 00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:57,360 I can't see. 528 00:25:57,360 --> 00:26:00,440 Well, guys, that was some great police work. 529 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,240 Maybe you're not such useless bell-ends after all. 530 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,840 Yeah, you're all right. 531 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,120 You should really get an ambulance. 532 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:10,480 Maybe you're not such useless bell-ends after all. 533 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,040 And you're suffering major brain trauma. 534 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,000 See you around, JCPD. 535 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,760 In a bit, MFI. 536 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,200 Hey, guys. 537 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:23,400 Guys... see you soon. 538 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:39,520 - You gonna go change now? - No. 539 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,440 I respect that. 540 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:46,720 And now, to pay tribute to two police officers 541 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:49,800 with the greatest honour a cop duo can earn. 542 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,000 I did it, Dad. 543 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,800 It gives me great pleasure to present the Golden Doughnut 544 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:58,080 to officers Peterson and McGockey. 545 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,160 Get your asses over here. Come on. 546 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,240 Take this, it's yours. 547 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,200 (Chief laughs) 548 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:05,840 All that paperwork really does add up. 549 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,840 Wow. I can't believe we won the Golden Doughnut. 550 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:13,040 Yes. I really expected Mahogany and Rust to win, 551 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,080 but they didn't which was a big surprise. 552 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:16,120 Yes. 553 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,280 Don't beat yourselves up too much, boys. 554 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,800 You see, I learned something today. 555 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,080 I learned you can't let the past haunt you. 556 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,920 I learned a lot about France people. 557 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:30,120 And I learned that Justice City Penitentiary's 558 00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:32,400 gonna have a new French blind to go in the window. 559 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,880 (laughter) 560 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:38,400 Because you blinded the France bloke, and now he's in prison. 561 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,560 - (laughter) - That's how the joke works. 562 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,800 He'll never regain the power of sight! 563 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,480 (laughter) 564 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,160 (laughter weakens) 565 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:57,400 (laughter dies) 566 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,960 - (laughter resumes) - (Rust screams) 44720

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