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We know what we're gonna do.
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Till the government indicts, anyway.
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Jimmy! This answers your concerns?
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I think a lot of good ground was covered.
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Okay, I guess that's it.
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- You gotta get the tickets.
- I got them already.
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Fuck! The Rangers are gonna lose anyway.
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You're right, it's him.
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He asks for a meeting to discuss shit
we covered. He's wearing a wire.
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You got my okay.
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Send a message to everybody else.
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All right.
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See you later.
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Who told me you hated
the fucking Russians?
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The pricks Junior brought to pound
my ass were Russian. I was bitter.
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Tony's goomar is Russian,
you couldn't ask for a nicer person.
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- These two are friends of hers.
- I got enough cologne on?
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Smells like Paco Rabanne
crawled up your ass and died.
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Easy for you to say.
I don't get young ones.
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You'll be glad I got you out of bed.
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Russian boo-boos, you go for some
foreplay, they'll detail your car.
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- How's the hygiene over there?
- I don't know. This is here.
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You didn't let me put anything decent on.
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Here we are.
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Baby, how are you?
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- Is Tatiana here?
- I'll go get her.
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- You are Jimmy?
- Yeah, that's right, I'm Jimmy.
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My man!
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Big tits, little feet.
A hit in any man's league.
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Have a seat.
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Punk-ass pieces of shit!
You forget I'm a captain?
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Why don't you call for help
on your radio mike, you rat!
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- Mother of God!
- What's wrong?
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Not wearing one tonight?
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No time to put on anything decent.
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God!
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Get the piano dolly.
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Come on, stop, I want to watch.
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Kiss me!
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Oh, Georgia O'Keeffe.
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Was that your back gate?
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It's probably nothing, come here.
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People always say that in these movies.
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Last thing I need is your dad comes
home, sees my Dominican ass.
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- Settimia!
- Jesus fuck!
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I just saw my grandmother.
How'd she get here from her nursing home?
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Settimia!
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Cakey!
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Tell my sister to open the door!
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Grandma, it's me! Anthony Jr.
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You've got whooping cough!
Get yourself under the vaporizer!
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Holy shit.
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What do you want?
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Go away!
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I will never speak...
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...another word to you again, Settimia.
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Aunt Settimia's dead.
It's me, Meadow.
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Faccia brutta!
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Grandma, it's Meadow, remember?
Come sit down.
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Yes. Meadow.
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Oh, I can't stay in this house,
honey bunch.
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Not while that faccia brutta's in here.
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Come on, let's go see who it is.
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Evening. How are we?
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Make my sister get out of the house.
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It's 1 a.m. Why were you walking
on Mountain Avenue at this hour?
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Shut up.
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We got a complaint from your neighbors.
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She's my grandmother.
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Hi, Grandma.
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- Hi!
- Ah, shit!
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- You know this young man?
- Of course, he's...
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He's my grandson.
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And is this your house, dear?
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Where was she trying to get to?
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Schrafts.
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She's being retested.
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For Alzheimer's.
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It's been a long odyssey
with your mother.
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Oh, these last 500 years
just seemed to race by.
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Listen to me.
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It's okay.
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Let it out.
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They're transferring her
to the nursing unit.
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Which is the thing that she
dreaded and feared.
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Isn't it interesting how this
memory loss has cropped up...
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...right after you failed to be
killed in the carjacking?
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You think it was a carjacking?
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Of course not.
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But I got an idea who
was behind it, and...
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Enough said.
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You don't want to go there.
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- Maybe you don't want to go there.
- What?
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Well, let's track it.
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Around the time of the shooting,
you were having hallucinations...
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...of that Isabella figure.
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The protective, loving mother.
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Your subconscious was shouting
something at you.
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The day before the shooting...
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...you said that she kept going on
about news stories...
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...of mothers throwing
their babies out of windows.
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Why don't we put our cards on the table!
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You think my mother tried to have me
whacked for putting her in a home?
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In your worst dreams,
a duck flies off with your penis!
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- Castration.
- My mother never went after my basket.
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No, not literally.
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Look, ordinarily a patient is helped
to make his own breakthroughs.
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But your life is in danger, so I'm
willing to put the cards on the table.
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I say what your mother has,
at the very least...
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...is borderline personality disorder.
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Borderline personality disorder?
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Let me read to you from the DSM-IV, okay?
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Definitions of the condition.
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"A pattern of unstable relationships.
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Affective instability."
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It means intense anxiety, a joylessness.
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Their internal phobias are
the only things that exist.
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The real world, real people are peripheral.
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These people have no love or compassion.
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Borderline personalities are very
good at splitting behavior...
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...creating bitterness and conflict...
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...between others in their circle.
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You twisted fucking bitch!
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That's my mother, not some fuck
in Attica, stab you in the shower!
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Relax.
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We're through, you and I.
We're finished.
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You're lucky I don't break
your face in 50,000 pieces!
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Okay.
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Jackie's work killed him.
All that agita brought on the disease.
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His reign was peaceful.
This shooting with Tony...
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Suppose Jackie hadn't died of cancer.
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Who knows how his life would've ended?
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Look at Angie Bompensiero.
A fucking shell since Pussy disappeared.
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Ladies! Compliments of the house.
Bucatini amatriciana.
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You want a pair of hippos
to walk out of here?
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That's imported pancetta!
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Will you hate me if I say I like it here
better than the old Vesuvio?
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A few bugs to be ironed out.
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The one in your salad
was a freak occurrence.
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My produce man, he's the most
expensive in the area.
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Insurance really came through!
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Yes, it did.
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Carm, what'd I hear about Tony's mom?
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It looks like Alzheimer's.
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- Oh, boy!
- Yeah.
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I've known Mrs. S since...
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She's always been an individualist,
should we say?
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But she's a real pistol,
what a character!
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- Poor Tony.
- Yeah, he's beside himself.
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He's got a lot on his plate.
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The attempted carjacking...
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Hey, well...
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I'll let you eat.
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- Enjoy!
- Thanks, Artie.
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Oh, my God, look who's here!
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What? You hiding back here?
Your best friend's on table 12.
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When are you gonna bury the hatchet?
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Arthur, I love Carmela like a sister.
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We just don't want this place
to become another Mob hangout.
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A certain amount of that kind
of patronage creates buzz.
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Artie, that kind of buzz
we should avoid in droves.
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First time here?
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Gift from the Dellacrocces.
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Artie's opening promotion.
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- You will not believe the food!
- That's what I hear.
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They'd have to be doing
something special...
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...to trump you two ladies
at the spice rack.
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I was over at Carmela's
the other night, Ro.
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We had some zabaglione that,
of course, we did make it together...
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...but everybody was raving about it!
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Please, you made it, basically.
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I wish Tony had taken me up
on my offer to talk to him...
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...about the carjacking that day.
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That makes two of us.
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Well, I'd better get seated and order.
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Why don't you stay here, take a load off!
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How's the watch, Father Phil?
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Oh, it's fantastic.
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I can set one of the dials
to the millennial countdown.
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- I haven't done it yet.
- Is that Jackie's watch?
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Yeah, it is.
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Thanks again, Ro.
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Mr. Soprano was kind
enough to come with us.
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You threatened to wait
till my kids got home.
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Agent Harris explained that there's
something we'd like you to hear.
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The Springsteen box set.
I already got it!
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- You know Agent Grasso.
- Yeah, how you doing?
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Have a seat.
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As we both know, there's
been an attempt on your life.
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You have enemies.
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It's a safe assumption that you may
have run out your string in Jersey.
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The lovely Agent Harris and I have
had this conversation. I'll pass.
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You haven't heard the tape.
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Play it.
I don't give a fuck what's on it!
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I understand you and Agent Grasso had
a colloquy about our shared heritage.
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Colla-who?
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You and I are not compari.
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You on the one hand,
me and Agent Grasso on the other.
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Even though our ancestors all hail
from the same sunny peninsula.
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What the fuck is your problem?
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But we do share some cultural ideas:
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Religious, culinary...
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...matriarchal.
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Maybe we can motivate you to testify.
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Get the kumquats out of your
mouth and get to the point.
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00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:14,163
Boy, Anthony must've really gotten
under your collar. Admit it.
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You're looking to crack his coglioni
for putting you in here.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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Yeah, and I'm playing
shortstop for the Mets.
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A psychiatrist. He's been
seeing one for a while now.
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God only knows what he says.
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You wired Green Grove.
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It was my idea. Everyone else
thought it was a waste of money.
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My cousin Cakey, after his lobotomy,
he looked exactly like my son.
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Empty, a shell. Better Cakey
had died than go on living like that.
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That's what his own mother
always used to say.
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What are you talking about,
meetings? Who, Livia?
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All of them! Raymond. Larry.
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Three of my capos have
their mothers here?
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If this is true, Livia, I mean,
I'm the boss, for Christ's sake!
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If I don't act, blood or no...
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I have to!
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Mrs. S!
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How are you?
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You remember me?
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- Arthur Bucco?
- That's right!
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Victoria's boy!
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That's right.
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Yeah, you and my Johnny used
to play Little League together.
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No! Johnny was your husband.
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00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:20,248
But you're right about the Little League,
that was me and Tony!
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My son. That's right. Yeah.
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Oh, gee, what's the matter with me?
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How are you?
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Well, how are you, Arthur?
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Never been better.
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It's a nice room.
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Lots of sun!
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Sit down.
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How's your mother?
You call her every day?
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Mom passed away.
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Really?
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When?
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About six months ago.
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Please give her my regards.
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Is she still on that crazy diet?
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I brought you something.
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From my restaurant.
I don't know if you remember Vesuvio?
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Oh, of course I do!
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Way back when your dad had it!
251
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,650
Good for you!
252
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:32,111
Yeah, I got a new restaurant.
253
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:36,115
Here you go.
254
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:42,371
- Cavatelli!
- With a nice duck rag...
255
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,874
Homemade. It's northern.
256
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:49,045
Oh, northern.
257
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,719
Mrs. S, what's the matter?
258
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,849
Something I said?
259
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:07,730
You're a good boy, Arthur.
Coming to visit me.
260
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:12,902
We go back a ways.
You made a mean PB & J.
261
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,864
After what my son did to you.
262
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:20,201
Oh, how can I look you in the face?
263
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,994
Tony?
264
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,288
What did he do now?
265
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,416
You don't blame him for setting the fire?
266
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:33,089
Well, you're a bigger man than some.
267
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:36,884
Well, we should all be grateful...
268
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:40,554
...that nobody was incinerated to death.
269
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,524
Altieri's wake is tonight.
270
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,359
I phoned in a bomb scare.
271
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,486
See, now that's over the top.
272
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:06,622
Junior and Mikey took out the hit.
Start things moving.
273
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:08,332
Not like we didn't know.
274
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:12,128
- How did you find out for sure?
- No room for interpretation.
275
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,587
Minchia.
276
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,965
- I'm sorry.
- Your own uncle.
277
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,925
Well, let's do it right.
278
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:22,054
Act normal, plan things out.
Make no mistakes.
279
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:25,808
If I'm your uncle,
I gotta finish what I started.
280
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,727
He could strike first.
281
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:31,188
And he won't use Boyz II Men this
time, he'll go with who he knows.
282
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:35,526
Chucky Signore.
No, Mikey's now too high up.
283
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:39,071
Chucky's gotta disappear
without setting off alarms.
284
00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:41,949
I just passed my Coast Guard test.
285
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,163
T, anything else?
286
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:49,915
My ear hurts.
287
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,846
Here, one of mine.
288
00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:05,681
It'll help you sleep.
289
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:12,855
What kind of person can I be,
where his own mother wants him dead?
290
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,778
The problem is not with you.
291
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:23,199
That woman is a peculiar duck.
She always has been.
292
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,034
That's not the point.
293
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,661
And she's gotten worse with age.
294
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:29,872
You think my mother didn't warn me?
295
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,707
Don't start with that again.
296
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:36,295
Your sisters left so young, you'd
think there were contracts on them.
297
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,297
I know.
298
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,216
But you were different.
299
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,760
You tried to make it work.
300
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,556
Two pricks with 9mms.
301
00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:51,310
My self-esteem is nonexistent right now.
302
00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:54,271
I could kill her...
303
00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:56,565
...with these two hands.
304
00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:58,818
The next time I see her...
305
00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:02,029
You'll play the concerned
daughter-in-law, even-keeled.
306
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:05,241
- For the sake of the business.
- Fuck the business.
307
00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:07,576
And let me tell you,
dollars to doughnuts...
308
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:12,081
...this Alzheimer's thing is an act
so she can't be called on her shit.
309
00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:19,630
Uncle Jun and I had our
problems with the business...
310
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,299
...but I never should've
razzed him about eating pussy.
311
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:24,635
This whole war could've been averted.
312
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:28,264
Cunnilingus and psychiatry
brought us to this.
313
00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:32,560
You had to see a shrink
because of the mother you had.
314
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,773
When I look at the guys now,
all I feel is humiliation.
315
00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:43,612
I'll take care of my uncle...
316
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:49,285
...and I'll take care of Mikey P,
and I'll get some satisfaction.
317
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,121
But inside...
318
00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:55,082
...I'll know.
319
00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:15,269
- Relax!
- What are you doing here?
320
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:17,688
Putting The Stugots
in the marina next door.
321
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,483
Look at this baby I caught
off the point here.
322
00:24:18,749 --> 00:24:20,167
Just wait a minute!
323
00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:22,628
Oh, no! No!
324
00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:26,090
- Look, I need to talk to you!
- No!
325
00:24:27,508 --> 00:24:28,884
Come on!
326
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:32,346
I'm dialing 911...
327
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:36,058
...because you've given me no choice.
328
00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:37,893
Come on!
329
00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:41,981
If anything happens,
they're gonna hear everything!
330
00:24:42,231 --> 00:24:45,901
We'll go down to a coffee shop,
there's plenty of people around!
331
00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:48,570
Emergency services. May I help you?
332
00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:50,656
Let me talk to you!
333
00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:55,160
Do I have your word that I'm
in no physical danger?
334
00:24:55,369 --> 00:24:57,955
I'm humbled that you
would take my word, yes.
335
00:24:58,580 --> 00:24:59,873
What?!
336
00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:01,625
Yes, you got my word!
337
00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:07,006
Emergency services, state the nature
of your emergency. Hello, hello?
338
00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:23,147
Oh, God!
339
00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:31,864
I take no pleasure in the fact that
I was right about your mother.
340
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:35,659
Have any dreams since you
heard the FBI tapes?
341
00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,327
No.
342
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,376
Some sex dreams.
343
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,465
- Involving?
- My neighbor.
344
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:51,800
Jean Cusamano.
345
00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:53,886
Go on.
346
00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:56,263
We're doing it doggy style...
347
00:25:57,639 --> 00:25:58,891
You know Jean.
348
00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:01,060
That's okay, go on.
349
00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:05,230
I'm doing her doggy style...
350
00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:10,069
...and I finish, you know,
and her big ass is...
351
00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:12,654
We don't got time for this shit!
352
00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:15,824
It's interesting that you
would say a big ass...
353
00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:17,618
...because Jean is quite slender.
354
00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:20,245
We got bigger things to talk
about than Jean's ass.
355
00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:24,458
Feelings of worthlessness sparked
by your mother's plot to have you killed?
356
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:26,919
One of the reasons they
tried to have me clipped...
357
00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:29,254
...is because I'm seeing a shrink.
358
00:26:29,505 --> 00:26:31,215
You.
359
00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:36,345
You know that our
conversation is privileged...
360
00:26:36,637 --> 00:26:39,098
...and I couldn't testify against anybody.
361
00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:42,768
Well, maybe they know that.
And maybe they don't.
362
00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:45,270
Either way, they're
using it as an excuse.
363
00:26:45,521 --> 00:26:49,024
You never mentioned any
of your associates by name.
364
00:26:49,316 --> 00:26:52,694
Except for that one fellow, Booty?
365
00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:54,530
Pussy, Pussy!
366
00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:58,117
Pussy, Booty, I don't know his last name!
367
00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:00,953
And anything concerning
your Uncle Junior...
368
00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:03,288
Shut the fuck up a minute!
369
00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:08,043
- You're in danger.
- Get out of here! That's not fair!
370
00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:10,712
Lo cazzo, fair.
They don't give a shit about fair.
371
00:27:14,341 --> 00:27:16,218
What am I supposed to do?
372
00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:19,596
Leave town. Today. Right now.
373
00:27:19,847 --> 00:27:23,308
I'm gonna get some guys here
until you get on a plane!
374
00:27:23,517 --> 00:27:25,602
I can't just do that, lam it!
375
00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:27,688
I have a life, I have patients!
376
00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:29,356
Tell them August came early.
377
00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:33,402
It doesn't work that way.
I have patients who are suicidal!
378
00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:35,821
They won't feel any better
if you get clipped!
379
00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:38,365
Jesus fucking Christ!
380
00:27:39,616 --> 00:27:42,327
Look, I know, I'm sorry, okay?
381
00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:46,248
I'm gonna work on this problem
and I'll take care of it...
382
00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:48,250
...and you'll be able to come back.
383
00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:50,252
My God!
384
00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:53,881
People are gonna get murdered.
385
00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:57,259
Don't worry about those distractions,
you keep your eye on the ball.
386
00:27:57,593 --> 00:28:00,679
- I know what you're thinking.
- You have no idea.
387
00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:03,849
The cops aren't gonna help you
because you can't give them anything!
388
00:28:06,852 --> 00:28:09,605
Don't be stupid! Even in the short term.
389
00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:12,107
Get the fuck out of town.
390
00:28:16,737 --> 00:28:19,823
You've been a good doctor to me.
Thank you.
391
00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:33,295
Artie, how's your rash?
392
00:28:37,674 --> 00:28:39,968
- What are you doing?
- How could you?
393
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:42,095
How the fuck could you...?
394
00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:43,639
You took their money?
395
00:28:45,641 --> 00:28:46,892
Good, then do it.
396
00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:48,894
I don't give a fuck anymore.
397
00:28:49,102 --> 00:28:51,688
That restaurant was like my child.
398
00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:54,024
So they got in your ear.
399
00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:58,153
Three generations of Buccos
sweated over that same stove.
400
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:01,657
Even your mother treasures
the memory of Vesuvio.
401
00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:06,578
My mother?
402
00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:11,375
Don't say she's lying, Tone.
Because why would she?
403
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,834
What'd she tell you?
404
00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:14,586
Don't make it worse.
405
00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:20,175
Do me the respect of not treating me
like a fucking idiot piece of shit!
406
00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:27,266
When you blew up the restaurant,
you made me part of a criminal conspiracy!
407
00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:29,268
Did you ever think about that?
408
00:29:29,726 --> 00:29:33,855
I don't know what she told you,
my mother, of all people.
409
00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:38,485
Arson investigators gave
that fire a clean bill of health.
410
00:29:38,694 --> 00:29:40,279
Why would I blow up your restaurant?
411
00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:44,825
To help me! You fucking bent psycho!
412
00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:49,079
You hear your uncle's gonna hurt
my business by staging a hit...
413
00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:51,415
...and that's your solution?
414
00:29:51,665 --> 00:29:54,710
To burn it down for the insurance money!
415
00:29:57,045 --> 00:30:00,215
What kind of stupid, sick, twisted logic?
416
00:30:00,424 --> 00:30:03,969
All right. Ask yourself a question.
417
00:30:04,261 --> 00:30:06,096
Am I that fucking stupid?
418
00:30:08,682 --> 00:30:11,435
Am I that fucking stupid, really?
419
00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:17,232
My mother...
420
00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:22,237
...God bless her, is going senile, Artie.
421
00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:24,239
You saw her.
422
00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:27,159
I love my new place so much.
423
00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:30,954
And this ruins everything!
424
00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:38,920
I swear to God, I didn't
touch your place, Artie.
425
00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:41,882
My mother was confused.
426
00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:45,802
Look me in the eye.
427
00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:50,599
Tell me you didn't lay
a finger on my place!
428
00:30:52,934 --> 00:30:55,395
I didn't burn down your restaurant.
429
00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:58,523
I swear on my mother.
430
00:31:08,575 --> 00:31:10,452
Take it easy!
431
00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:13,955
What the fuck are you doing?
432
00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:27,469
Come on, look out!
433
00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:37,270
It's good we can get together
for our Sunday dinner.
434
00:31:37,479 --> 00:31:39,773
Or somebody's nose
could get out of joint.
435
00:31:42,776 --> 00:31:43,985
Joint...!
436
00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:48,990
You gotta admit it, Ma.
437
00:31:49,157 --> 00:31:52,369
It's nice that they let you
out for family occasions.
438
00:31:52,828 --> 00:31:54,496
I don't have to admit anything.
439
00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:56,998
- I gotta leave in 10 minutes.
- Meadow!
440
00:31:57,207 --> 00:31:59,126
I have to study with Hunter.
441
00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:00,669
Is this pork cooked?
442
00:32:00,877 --> 00:32:02,212
The kids are growing up.
443
00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:06,133
Gonna be out of the house soon.
Even cucuzza over there.
444
00:32:06,299 --> 00:32:08,677
You believe she'll be studying,
I got a bridge to sell you.
445
00:32:08,844 --> 00:32:12,264
You know, I read that last
week in the paper...
446
00:32:12,514 --> 00:32:14,850
...about this family in Saint Luis Obispo.
447
00:32:15,308 --> 00:32:16,852
In California.
448
00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:20,355
That whole family died of trichinosis.
449
00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:22,649
That's uncooked pork.
450
00:32:23,692 --> 00:32:26,027
That was last year, that same family.
451
00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:29,364
Listen to him. He knows everything.
452
00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:38,248
Uncle Jun, did you hear from your lawyer?
453
00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:40,667
Hey, on and on it goes.
454
00:32:40,876 --> 00:32:43,879
Ma, don't you agree they should not
talk business at the table?
455
00:32:44,171 --> 00:32:46,131
What's going on in your world?
456
00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:47,757
Such as?
457
00:32:48,008 --> 00:32:49,676
The state of the union.
458
00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:54,389
So I hear Artie Bucco came to see you.
459
00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:56,892
Who is Artie?
460
00:33:01,605 --> 00:33:04,483
Friend of mine from elementary school.
461
00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:08,945
He owns a restaurant.
They had a little fire in it.
462
00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:11,740
Came to see me? Where?
463
00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:14,659
Where are we talking about? Here?
464
00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:30,300
I've lost faith in everything.
465
00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:33,845
You moved away from God
quite some time ago, though.
466
00:33:34,054 --> 00:33:37,682
Is it fair to say it's not
just this recent crisis?
467
00:33:37,933 --> 00:33:39,518
Yeah. Back in high school.
468
00:33:41,478 --> 00:33:43,271
Maybe before.
469
00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:48,318
I bring the kids here on holidays,
but my mind wanders.
470
00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:53,782
I just stare at the stained glass.
People's hats.
471
00:33:55,659 --> 00:33:57,869
I'm full of rage, Father.
472
00:33:58,119 --> 00:34:00,413
Murderous, whatever...
473
00:34:00,664 --> 00:34:02,207
Urges.
474
00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:08,463
I don't just hate this man,
I hate all men.
475
00:34:10,632 --> 00:34:12,634
I hate life!
476
00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:15,011
Have you talked with your wife?
477
00:34:15,262 --> 00:34:16,471
I can't.
478
00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:18,014
Why?
479
00:34:18,223 --> 00:34:20,517
Oh, what it would do to her.
480
00:34:21,226 --> 00:34:23,103
She's been through so much.
481
00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:25,772
Charmaine's a strong woman.
482
00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:29,734
She's gonna find out in the course
of the investigation.
483
00:34:34,364 --> 00:34:36,366
I didn't go to the insurance company.
484
00:34:36,658 --> 00:34:37,826
Why not?
485
00:34:38,034 --> 00:34:43,164
Well, legally... What if I'm wrong?
I could be hit with a defamation suit.
486
00:34:43,665 --> 00:34:47,460
Arthur, you know what
your heart is telling you.
487
00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:51,673
The reason you haven't told Charmaine...
488
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:55,677
...is because you know she'll insist
you go to the police immediately.
489
00:34:56,177 --> 00:35:00,181
And this'll jeopardize your
restaurant, everything.
490
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:03,476
But you must be strong.
491
00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:11,359
All due respect, Father,
you're getting off the subject.
492
00:35:16,531 --> 00:35:18,033
Sorry I'm fucking late.
493
00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:24,456
I need to tell you something.
494
00:35:25,415 --> 00:35:29,711
And I want you should hear from me,
not from some asshole on the street.
495
00:35:34,507 --> 00:35:39,638
About four or five months ago,
I started seeing a psychiatrist.
496
00:35:40,513 --> 00:35:45,352
You know, I was passing out
and they couldn't find nothing.
497
00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:48,855
She's been helping me with that.
498
00:35:57,072 --> 00:35:59,783
Okay, give it to me.
Give it to my face, come on!
499
00:36:04,746 --> 00:36:09,626
Well, I'm sure you did it
with complete discretion.
500
00:36:11,086 --> 00:36:16,257
And speaking for Pussy, if he's still alive,
I'm sure he would agree.
501
00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:19,886
Business was not discussed,
no names were mentioned.
502
00:36:23,807 --> 00:36:25,600
Junior knows.
503
00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:28,603
He's decided to use it against me.
504
00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:39,280
Ask now, because we're not
discussing this again.
505
00:36:42,283 --> 00:36:44,661
It's not the worst thing I ever heard.
506
00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:49,040
I was seeing a therapist
myself about a year ago.
507
00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:56,131
I had some issues. Enough said.
508
00:36:56,506 --> 00:36:58,383
I learned some coping skills.
509
00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:04,222
Look, this thing of ours,
the way it's going...
510
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:08,143
...be better if we could
admit to each other...
511
00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:12,897
...these are painful, stressful times.
512
00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:17,318
But it'll never fucking happen.
513
00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:22,741
What about you?
You got a problem with this?
514
00:37:28,538 --> 00:37:31,249
What is it? Like, marriage counseling?
515
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:36,755
Yeah, like that. Sort of, yeah.
516
00:37:50,435 --> 00:37:53,188
The Contra commandant
was trying to scare us priests.
517
00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:56,149
That's so dangerous down there.
518
00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:02,530
It's the De Cecco.
519
00:38:03,031 --> 00:38:06,910
The fresh basil really adds to it.
520
00:38:09,078 --> 00:38:12,123
- Father, you got a little...
- Thanks.
521
00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:15,794
- You want a little bit?
- No, please, I have so much at home.
522
00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:18,379
So how are the twins, Rosalie?
523
00:38:32,727 --> 00:38:37,148
You should start with, "Would you
like a cocktail or see the wine list?"
524
00:38:37,357 --> 00:38:40,151
Yeah, sure. I'll do it however you like.
525
00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:43,613
My other job, the waiters
do the cocktail solicitation...
526
00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:46,157
...but if you want,
I'll do it as I seat them.
527
00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:48,827
- Good. Great, thanks.
- All right.
528
00:38:52,038 --> 00:38:55,625
She catches on fast, that one.
Very conscientious.
529
00:38:55,917 --> 00:39:00,505
She's working two jobs to become
a music manager, whatever that is.
530
00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:05,051
Everything is going so good.
531
00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:10,640
The new exterminators, I got faith.
532
00:39:10,890 --> 00:39:14,269
The owner is Portuguese.
They're sticklers.
533
00:39:15,311 --> 00:39:18,606
I feel so wonderful,
we're up and running again.
534
00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:21,276
Oh, you said you had
something to tell me.
535
00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:27,323
I like the bar stools.
536
00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:36,457
Good morning, everybody!
537
00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:38,793
You're in a good mood today, Dad.
538
00:39:48,011 --> 00:39:50,972
And if Chucky calls,
you get me on the cell phone.
539
00:39:51,139 --> 00:39:53,641
Ho! You hear me?
540
00:39:54,309 --> 00:39:57,353
Yeah, okay.
I think that I heard you already.
541
00:39:57,645 --> 00:39:59,856
Go take a Midol.
542
00:40:24,714 --> 00:40:28,593
Nipps! Nipps! Bad boy!
543
00:41:21,354 --> 00:41:22,563
You prick!
544
00:41:30,530 --> 00:41:31,906
Motherfucker!
545
00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:42,000
Son of a bitch! Oh, come on, please!
546
00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:44,752
Please, come on! Come on!
547
00:41:45,753 --> 00:41:48,923
Oh, come on! Oh, please. Please!
548
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,217
Fucking poison ivy all over!
549
00:41:53,094 --> 00:41:57,098
My friend Brendan, you shot him
in his bathtub! No chance to run!
550
00:41:57,306 --> 00:42:00,768
No! I swear to God, it was Junior.
He hated that kid, it was him!
551
00:42:00,977 --> 00:42:03,521
Yeah, right, it was Junior! Mr. Magoo!
552
00:42:03,771 --> 00:42:06,941
Oh, come on, please, please, please!
553
00:42:07,150 --> 00:42:09,277
I can feel it itching me already!
554
00:42:37,805 --> 00:42:40,141
- Corrado Soprano? FBI.
- Fuck!
555
00:42:46,981 --> 00:42:50,401
- Are you Lawrence Barese?
- What the fuck?
556
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:54,197
Joseph Sasso, you're under arrest.
557
00:42:54,739 --> 00:42:55,990
Junior Soprano...
558
00:42:56,157 --> 00:42:58,993
...boss of the crime family
that bears his name...
559
00:42:59,202 --> 00:43:02,330
...was indicted today on federal
racketeering charges.
560
00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:06,334
Talk about timing, he's lucky he's alive!
561
00:43:06,876 --> 00:43:09,629
...along with Lawrence
"Larry Boy" Barese...
562
00:43:09,837 --> 00:43:12,924
...ailing alleged underboss,
Joseph "Beppy" Sasso...
563
00:43:13,174 --> 00:43:16,302
...and 13 other reputed Mob figures.
564
00:43:16,511 --> 00:43:18,137
Oh, my God! It's Uncle Junior!
565
00:43:18,471 --> 00:43:22,016
Look at the old guy,
making him do the perp walk!
566
00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:24,227
A legitimate businessman!
567
00:43:24,435 --> 00:43:27,021
- Dad, cut the crap.
- Go dry your hair!
568
00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:30,358
These indictments are part
of an ongoing investigation...
569
00:43:30,650 --> 00:43:32,860
...stretching back nearly four years.
570
00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:37,865
They represent the most crippling blow
to Mob activities in New Jersey...
571
00:43:38,074 --> 00:43:40,910
...since the early 1980s.
572
00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:43,788
Uncle Junior got busted!
573
00:43:44,372 --> 00:43:45,665
Cool!
574
00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:48,084
Not seized today,
but named in the indictments...
575
00:43:48,501 --> 00:43:53,673
...was alleged Soprano enforcer and
loan-sharking chief, Michael Palmice.
576
00:43:54,173 --> 00:43:58,678
Authorities believe Palmice may have
fled, acting on prior knowledge.
577
00:43:58,928 --> 00:44:00,263
Oh, lucky him!
578
00:44:00,513 --> 00:44:04,725
Palmice's wife denied any knowledge
of her husband's whereabouts.
579
00:44:04,934 --> 00:44:10,022
He was so happy, he was going out
to try out his new running shoes.
580
00:44:12,567 --> 00:44:17,405
And he told me that he loved me,
and that he would be right back.
581
00:44:20,241 --> 00:44:23,035
All right, go on, go eat somewhere else.
582
00:44:25,037 --> 00:44:28,332
Hello? Counselor, thanks for
getting back to me so quick.
583
00:44:30,418 --> 00:44:34,088
He says the indictment sounds better
for the feds than it really is.
584
00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:36,257
I wasn't named because the focus...
585
00:44:36,424 --> 00:44:39,468
...is some calling-card scam
that Junior and Larry had...
586
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:44,348
...and this Diamante technical stock
thing that I wasn't into.
587
00:44:44,974 --> 00:44:46,601
Thank God!
588
00:44:46,893 --> 00:44:49,645
That prick, Altieri,
gave them reams of shit.
589
00:44:49,896 --> 00:44:54,775
They got stuff on all of us from
the surveillance at Green Grove.
590
00:44:55,067 --> 00:44:56,277
They don't have a case.
591
00:44:56,652 --> 00:44:59,071
An ongoing investigation, the DA said.
592
00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:02,200
They always say that
to make it sound good.
593
00:45:03,075 --> 00:45:05,494
This is no fucking joke.
594
00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:10,458
I gotta worry about the guys that
got pinched today, if they flip.
595
00:45:16,631 --> 00:45:21,427
So you double-checked all this?
All right, good work.
596
00:45:25,890 --> 00:45:27,850
Art! Hello, how are things?
597
00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:30,144
Good, Father. Busy.
598
00:45:30,353 --> 00:45:31,646
You?
599
00:45:31,812 --> 00:45:34,690
Like the man said, "Rust never sleeps."
600
00:45:35,316 --> 00:45:40,446
Father, I want to thank you for taking
the time to talk to me the other day.
601
00:45:41,322 --> 00:45:43,241
Did you bring your wife into things?
602
00:45:43,950 --> 00:45:45,534
- No.
- No?
603
00:45:45,785 --> 00:45:48,496
Sitting there in God's house, I realized...
604
00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:51,582
...you can either be a "yes"
person or a "no" person.
605
00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:54,752
A positive ion, or a negative ion.
606
00:45:55,670 --> 00:45:58,589
I'm not quite sure I get
what you're saying.
607
00:45:58,839 --> 00:46:00,758
It's just that...
608
00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:04,679
...this woman's always been
an odd bird, a sea of negativity.
609
00:46:04,929 --> 00:46:08,099
As a kid, we took her ravings
with a grain of salt.
610
00:46:08,516 --> 00:46:10,851
But you also said the son was unstable.
611
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:13,688
I was...
612
00:46:13,854 --> 00:46:15,231
...angry.
613
00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:18,025
Complicated? Yes, he is.
614
00:46:18,234 --> 00:46:21,862
A little too comfortable
outside the law? Yes, he is.
615
00:46:22,405 --> 00:46:27,118
But it would only add to the quotient
of sorrow in the world to doubt him.
616
00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:32,748
When the source is a person who rarely
has a kind word for anyone.
617
00:46:35,042 --> 00:46:36,377
You seem at peace.
618
00:46:36,544 --> 00:46:38,170
I am, Father.
619
00:46:39,505 --> 00:46:40,756
Thank you again, Father.
620
00:46:41,132 --> 00:46:43,384
Sure. Okay, Artie.
621
00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:49,765
Do you prefer "Corrado" or "Junior"?
622
00:46:50,558 --> 00:46:52,977
I prefer "Mr. Soprano."
623
00:46:53,436 --> 00:46:56,564
Your tenure as boss was a short one.
624
00:46:56,772 --> 00:46:59,066
Actually, it was unusual in several ways.
625
00:46:59,775 --> 00:47:01,235
Let me put this to you simply.
626
00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:06,240
You can avoid these charges
if you will testify that, in fact...
627
00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:09,869
...you were not the boss
of North Jersey, that in fact...
628
00:47:10,077 --> 00:47:14,040
...your nephew Anthony Soprano was,
and is.
629
00:47:14,457 --> 00:47:19,545
That he, de facto, controlled your capos
with the backing of New York...
630
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,757
...communicating through
their emissary, John Sacrimoni.
631
00:47:26,135 --> 00:47:28,054
We want Johnny Sack.
632
00:47:28,262 --> 00:47:31,015
But more than him,
we want Mangano and Teresi.
633
00:47:31,223 --> 00:47:34,435
I want to fuck Angie Dickinson,
see who gets lucky first.
634
00:47:34,602 --> 00:47:37,229
We want you to confirm
information we have...
635
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:41,609
...through informants and wiretap
that you were allowed to profit...
636
00:47:41,901 --> 00:47:45,279
...but you were not making policy,
and were not in the loop.
637
00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:48,949
You were positioned to take the hits,
and now you have.
638
00:47:49,158 --> 00:47:52,787
The question is, how long
you gonna keep eating shit?
639
00:47:56,791 --> 00:48:00,294
You're 70 years old.
How many years you got left?
640
00:48:08,803 --> 00:48:11,055
My nephew running things?
641
00:48:12,515 --> 00:48:14,850
Not that stronzo.
642
00:48:15,184 --> 00:48:16,977
Not in this life.
643
00:48:25,694 --> 00:48:27,530
Here, let me schlepp that.
644
00:48:28,656 --> 00:48:30,825
You got any more in the car?
645
00:48:32,535 --> 00:48:33,869
How did you get in?
646
00:48:34,078 --> 00:48:37,123
Liliana. She left early.
647
00:48:37,331 --> 00:48:40,501
So, what they're saying on the TV
about the storm, huh?
648
00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:43,212
Yeah. You want some coffee?
649
00:48:43,671 --> 00:48:45,506
Only if you're making it.
650
00:48:45,756 --> 00:48:47,633
Father, don't start that.
651
00:48:48,259 --> 00:48:52,638
No, really. I mean it's practically
cocktail hour, anyway.
652
00:48:53,097 --> 00:48:54,598
Glass of wine?
653
00:48:54,765 --> 00:48:57,268
How about a Lilet? You in the mood?
654
00:48:59,478 --> 00:49:03,357
Just came to see how you're
holding up with these indictments.
655
00:49:03,649 --> 00:49:05,401
We're hanging in.
656
00:49:07,528 --> 00:49:10,448
What we were talking about
a few months back...
657
00:49:10,698 --> 00:49:12,908
Think these recent developments...
658
00:49:13,117 --> 00:49:16,454
...have brought Tony any closer
to re-examining his life?
659
00:49:16,704 --> 00:49:18,372
Making some hard choices?
660
00:49:18,664 --> 00:49:20,541
I told her not to use my card!
661
00:49:20,708 --> 00:49:25,212
No, that's mine. One True Thing,
just out on DVD.
662
00:49:25,421 --> 00:49:27,256
I was over at Video One anyway...
663
00:49:27,465 --> 00:49:30,926
...I thought you'd want to take
your mind off these stressors.
664
00:49:34,138 --> 00:49:36,056
You want to stay for dinner?
665
00:49:37,308 --> 00:49:39,059
Something wrong, Carm?
666
00:49:39,226 --> 00:49:41,562
Tell me so I know how many
steaks to defrost.
667
00:49:41,729 --> 00:49:42,938
Tony's not gonna make it.
668
00:49:43,439 --> 00:49:45,733
Well, if...
669
00:49:46,567 --> 00:49:49,236
As I was saying,
my real concern for Tony...
670
00:49:49,612 --> 00:49:54,074
Father, he doesn't give a flying fuck.
You know it and I know it.
671
00:49:54,283 --> 00:49:56,327
At least for the foreseeable future.
672
00:49:56,577 --> 00:49:59,121
- Even a bigger reason...
- He's a sinner.
673
00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:04,460
And you come here and eat his steaks
and use his entertainment center.
674
00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:08,714
- Carmela, the DVD is for you.
- Really?
675
00:50:08,923 --> 00:50:11,967
Last week I told you I'm not
a Renée Zellweger fan!
676
00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:14,720
You did? I don't remember that.
677
00:50:14,929 --> 00:50:18,641
You want to watch One True Thing,
fine. At least admit it.
678
00:50:20,601 --> 00:50:24,104
I thought you liked movies.
Mea culpa!
679
00:50:24,605 --> 00:50:28,275
Oh, Jesus, I get exactly the same
"who, me?" shit with Tony.
680
00:50:28,442 --> 00:50:30,152
Two, I don't need!
681
00:50:31,278 --> 00:50:34,657
"Has Tony thought about changing?"
Father, please.
682
00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:39,286
You do think I'm a schnorrer,
don't you? A parasite.
683
00:50:39,495 --> 00:50:42,623
You denied it, but clearly
that's what you think.
684
00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:44,875
No, you know what I think, Father?
685
00:50:45,292 --> 00:50:48,796
I think you like the...
I don't know what to call it...
686
00:50:49,213 --> 00:50:53,384
...the whiff of sexuality
that never goes anyplace.
687
00:50:54,301 --> 00:50:57,388
I have feelings for you,
Carmela, I admitted it.
688
00:50:57,638 --> 00:51:01,934
It's my job to deal with them so I
can carry on my pastoral duties.
689
00:51:02,142 --> 00:51:04,979
How does Rosalie Aprile fit
into your feelings for me?
690
00:51:05,980 --> 00:51:08,983
Oh, so that's it.
691
00:51:10,734 --> 00:51:14,363
I appreciate everything that you've
done for me, Father Phil.
692
00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:16,824
The religious counseling...
693
00:51:17,116 --> 00:51:20,327
...the book on Buddhism,
the wonderful chats.
694
00:51:20,578 --> 00:51:22,329
I am very fond of you.
695
00:51:23,581 --> 00:51:25,165
More than fond.
696
00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:29,128
But I think you need to look at yourself.
697
00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:33,173
Call this an intervention.
698
00:51:34,341 --> 00:51:39,471
I think you have this m.o. where you
manipulate spiritually thirsty women.
699
00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:43,183
And I think a lot of it is tied up
with food somehow...
700
00:51:43,475 --> 00:51:46,353
...as well as the sexual tension game.
701
00:52:41,992 --> 00:52:45,496
Mr. Soprano! Your wife found you, good.
702
00:52:45,913 --> 00:52:47,873
What are you talking about?
703
00:52:48,082 --> 00:52:51,669
You haven't spoken?
We left a message on your home machine.
704
00:52:51,877 --> 00:52:53,796
Your mom's had a stroke.
705
00:52:54,338 --> 00:52:55,589
Stroke?
706
00:52:55,798 --> 00:52:59,093
The news on TV upset her,
not that it's my business.
707
00:52:59,343 --> 00:53:00,678
Anyhow, it just happened.
708
00:53:00,886 --> 00:53:04,598
The EMTs are stabilizing her
for the ride to St. Vincent's.
709
00:53:08,936 --> 00:53:10,479
I know what you did.
710
00:53:10,938 --> 00:53:13,565
Your only son. Your middle child.
711
00:53:13,774 --> 00:53:16,151
She can't answer, her speech
has been affected!
712
00:53:16,443 --> 00:53:18,278
Yeah, my ass.
713
00:53:18,445 --> 00:53:22,783
I heard the FBI tapes, Ma.
You know what I'm talking about.
714
00:53:23,325 --> 00:53:25,536
George Clooney, don't get in the middle!
715
00:53:25,786 --> 00:53:28,455
- Call security!
- Uncle Jun's in jail now.
716
00:53:28,664 --> 00:53:31,709
I got one more little detail
to take care of.
717
00:53:32,334 --> 00:53:34,795
I don't die that fucking easy, Ma!
718
00:53:34,962 --> 00:53:37,715
I'll live a long life.
More than I can say for you.
719
00:53:37,965 --> 00:53:39,675
All right, that's enough!
720
00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:41,510
Keep her moving!
721
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:43,637
You try to have me whacked?!
722
00:53:43,804 --> 00:53:44,972
She doesn't understand!
723
00:53:45,305 --> 00:53:49,309
She's smiling, look at her face!
She's smiling!
724
00:53:49,685 --> 00:53:51,270
Get off me!
725
00:53:51,478 --> 00:53:54,648
Look at her face!
She's got a fucking smile on her face!
726
00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:57,276
All right, that's enough!
727
00:54:28,932 --> 00:54:30,934
She go vacation!
728
00:54:55,584 --> 00:54:59,338
Dad, give it up. We're not gonna
make it to Aunt Patty's.
729
00:55:02,341 --> 00:55:05,511
Dad, hello! We're not gonna
make it to Aunt Patty's.
730
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:08,013
Why did I buy a goddamn off-road vehicle?
731
00:55:08,222 --> 00:55:10,557
To waste petrochemical resources?
732
00:55:11,058 --> 00:55:14,895
She's right, we can't keep driving.
I can hardly see in front of us.
733
00:55:15,604 --> 00:55:18,732
- What street are we on?
- I think it's Walnut Parkway.
734
00:55:19,399 --> 00:55:20,651
I've got an idea.
735
00:55:29,910 --> 00:55:31,370
Come on, come on! Inside!
736
00:55:31,578 --> 00:55:34,498
- He better be open!
- Forget the umbrella, come on!
737
00:55:43,090 --> 00:55:44,299
Artie, thank Christ!
738
00:55:44,591 --> 00:55:46,635
We picked up the kids at school...
739
00:55:46,927 --> 00:55:49,513
...we can't get home.
There's a tree across Mountain Ave.
740
00:55:49,888 --> 00:55:51,098
Oh, Madonna!
741
00:55:51,390 --> 00:55:53,767
We've been driving since 7,
nobody's eaten.
742
00:55:53,976 --> 00:55:58,105
I got no power, I'm closing soon
as these last people leave.
743
00:55:58,313 --> 00:55:59,940
Let's go to Mickey D's.
744
00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:02,317
Yeah, all right, let's go.
745
00:56:03,944 --> 00:56:05,487
- Let's go.
- No!
746
00:56:05,737 --> 00:56:07,948
Come on! Come on!
747
00:56:08,198 --> 00:56:10,659
We'll figure out something, come on!
748
00:56:12,202 --> 00:56:14,872
They gave me steroids too,
but it fucked me up!
749
00:56:15,122 --> 00:56:17,958
Keep away from me,
because I skeeve, all right?
750
00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:19,626
Hey, look at this!
751
00:56:20,127 --> 00:56:22,546
Hey, what are you doing, you all right?
752
00:56:22,796 --> 00:56:24,256
How you doing, pal?
753
00:56:24,756 --> 00:56:26,466
Adriana, you look beautiful.
754
00:56:26,675 --> 00:56:28,218
How you doing?
755
00:56:32,848 --> 00:56:34,099
How are you?
756
00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:39,062
Chiara, her brother and sister are
in the kitchen if you want to say hi.
757
00:56:39,271 --> 00:56:40,814
More refugees.
758
00:56:41,064 --> 00:56:42,649
The gas is still working.
759
00:56:42,858 --> 00:56:45,485
I'm cooking by candlelight.
I can make anything...
760
00:56:45,652 --> 00:56:47,654
Whatever you got is fine.
761
00:56:48,488 --> 00:56:52,492
Jose! Cabernet, por favor.
Regaleali, right?
762
00:56:52,910 --> 00:56:54,453
Yeah, beautiful.
763
00:56:56,121 --> 00:56:58,081
No cigars, please.
764
00:57:05,213 --> 00:57:08,258
Look at that fucking lovesick
pygmy over there.
765
00:57:10,510 --> 00:57:14,348
The skip seeing a psychiatrist...
How does that sit with your ass?
766
00:57:15,515 --> 00:57:19,019
I usually do sit with my ass.
Why don't you sit with yours?
767
00:57:19,227 --> 00:57:21,688
Hey, Pat Cooper over here.
768
00:57:22,648 --> 00:57:26,902
Wait a minute, this bothers you?
You saw a fucking psychiatrist!
769
00:57:27,152 --> 00:57:28,403
Not a woman!
770
00:57:28,612 --> 00:57:31,698
I can't get past that.
It don't compute for me.
771
00:57:31,949 --> 00:57:33,617
You're the one with the issues.
772
00:57:33,867 --> 00:57:36,453
Woman issues.
I don't want to fucking go there.
773
00:57:36,703 --> 00:57:38,038
Let's not.
774
00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:41,875
Irregardless, I said my piece.
775
00:57:42,084 --> 00:57:43,835
What're you getting at, Paulie?
776
00:57:45,170 --> 00:57:46,713
Nothing.
777
00:57:47,172 --> 00:57:50,842
Look, he's gonna be the new boss now.
778
00:57:51,051 --> 00:57:54,972
In name, in everything.
Wish him buona fortuna.
779
00:57:58,976 --> 00:58:01,478
You guys got any peanut butter back here?
780
00:58:14,074 --> 00:58:17,411
Oh, God, Artie, you saved
our frigging lives here!
781
00:58:18,328 --> 00:58:21,331
- It's beautiful, Artie, thank you!
- Enjoy!
782
00:58:25,210 --> 00:58:26,420
Fuck!
783
00:58:26,628 --> 00:58:28,505
- Hey!
- You said "frig."
784
00:58:32,259 --> 00:58:33,802
Wait a minute.
785
00:58:35,554 --> 00:58:37,264
I'd like to propose a toast.
786
00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:41,018
To my family.
787
00:58:44,021 --> 00:58:48,108
Someday soon, you're gonna
have families of your own.
788
00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:51,028
And if you're lucky...
789
00:58:51,236 --> 00:58:53,947
...you'll remember the little moments...
790
00:58:54,156 --> 00:58:55,824
...like this...
791
00:59:00,579 --> 00:59:02,247
...that were good.
792
00:59:04,791 --> 00:59:06,168
Cheers!
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