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There's massive
monster activity just below.
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Really?
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They are just kids.
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Hey, guys.
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I'm Kirby, your
replacement Troop Member
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here to save the day.
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Oh, hey.
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Wow, nice to meet you.
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We thought you were
coming tomorrow.
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I couldn't wait
to get started!
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Little help?
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[straining grunts]
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Come on, you gotta
help me here a little.
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Gotta pull, gotta pull.
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My arm!
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[straining grunts]
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What's that?
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It's a transport suit
I invented.
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It can whisk me between any
two locations in mere seconds.
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Then, why'd you take
the limo?
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Because the suit
doesn't work.
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And I can't really
take it off.
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I've been in it for
12 hours.
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Does it have a bathroom
mechanism?
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Kinda.
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It's good to have you
with us.
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We've heard great
things about your work
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with the Tulsa Troop.
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Oh!!
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That's how that works.
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Hayley Steele and Jake Collins!
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I've been following
your amazing work
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with the legendary
Felix Garcia
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ever since I joined
the Troop.
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It's an honor to serve
with you!
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So what's the sitch?
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You know, "uation."
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Well, there was a
massive monster spike
just down there.
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Cool!
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I can't wait to fight side
by side with you guys
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as we take down the
biggest baddest monsters
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in the universe.
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Or a bunch of ten year-olds.
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Kaiju!
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Let's go!
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Kirby, keep those
people back.
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We'll take care of
the Kaiju!
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I'm on it!
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[laser fire]
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[laser fire]
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Gotta get these people
back to HQ to figure out
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what hypnotized them.
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Whew!!!!
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I just completed
my first mission
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with the Lakewood Troop!
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And no one got hurt!
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One out of twenty's
still pretty good.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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♪
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(Mr.Stockley):Headsupforthestairsinthere.
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Enough action for your first
day in Lakewood, Kirby?
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Action is my middle name,
sir.
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Ahhh!!!!!
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Really?
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No.
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It's Aloysius.
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But when I'm 18, I'm gonna have
it legally changed to Action.
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So, I've gotta ask: what was
with the limo back there?
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I know it's a little much.
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No, it's awesome!
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Are you super rich
or something?
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No, no, no, no, not me.
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Wait, rich?
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Yes.
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Yes, I am incredibly rich!
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My grandfather is
a sock mogul.
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You can get rich
from socks?!
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Well, my PeePaw invented
the dissolving sock.
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You know how sometimes
when you do the laundry,
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you can't find one sock?
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It dissolved!
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I knew it!
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It makes people have
to buy more socks.
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And it made us a fortune.
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Alright.
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All the people we saved
from the Kaiju
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are safely contained
in the containment unit.
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That is until we find out
exactly what hypnotized them.
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I did find a ton of these
in their pockets.
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It's a ticket to the Horror
Tracker 4 launch party.
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Sweet!
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Horror Tracker 4, what's that?
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It goes on sale today.
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It's the sequel to
the sequel to the sequel
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to the greatest monster-hunting
video game ever.
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No way, dude!
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I love Horror Tracker!!
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Since these are only leads,
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looks like you guys will have
to go to the launch party
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and check it out.
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Really?
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Awesome!
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Oh, no, no, no.
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They did have one more clue.
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One of you will have to
check out this flyer for
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"Vegan Poetry Night."
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No, no, you guys!!
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It's not fair!
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Do not forget
the lentil sherbet.
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How do you say, "Hello, Freak"
in your language-o?
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Do not get between a girl
and her accessories.
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Aw, c'mon.
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She's so easy
to make fun of!
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Back Off Now!!!!!
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No one tells me what
to do.
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In this case, I'll
make an exception!
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Boys, let's back off.
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Good choice, Scotty.
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It was completely
my decision!
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Gimme that.
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You okay?
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Yes please thank you.
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I am called Babushka.
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I am exchanging student
from the occasionally
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socialist republic
of Hekawistan.
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Babushka, it's very nice
to meet you.
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I'm Hayley.
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Hayley save Babushka.
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In Hekawistan we say,
"Ashkala.
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Mishka shloof far vivilin
mikma lop plotzikit
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malaproppentov
glack... tarantino."
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What does that mean?
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Thank you.
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That's really long
to say thank you.
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Entire phrase mean:
"thank you.
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I am forever indebted to
you for protecting of me
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and I will oblige your every
need for all eternity."
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You're welcome.
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But you don't need to be
obliged to me
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because that was just...
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[kissing sounds]
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Is that the bell?
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I should probably get
to class now.
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You're welcome.
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What do you think?
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Is that what people
wear in Tulsa?
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Come on, don't you
recognize me?
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I am Lupo Tortillian-Pinth!
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The guy who discovered
America?
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No!
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From the Horror Tracker
games.
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For the launch party.
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What costume are you
gonna wear?
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I was just gonna go
as me.
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I don't think the people there
will take you seriously.
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I think I'll take
my chances.
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But it's gonna be fun.
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I know, right?
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Hard-core gamers galore!
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And there's a costume contest,
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which means there's usually
three girls there
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dressed as the Power Twins
from Planet Zorga.
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In space bikinis!
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In space bikinis!
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And the game's creator,
Declan Patrick
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is gonna be there.
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Declan Patrick?!
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He's a genius!
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He created his first
game when he was 12
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and was a millionaire
by 14.
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I always wanted
to meet him.
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Wait.
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I've finished all the Horror
Tracker games.
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I don't remember Lupo
Tortellini-whatever-you-are.
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If you pause the game
at just the right moment,
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you can see a portrait
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on the south wall
of the rumpus room.
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Directly below that portrait,
a framed photograph
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of... Lup Tortillian-Pinth.
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Right.
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Just promise me
you'll lose the hat
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when you talk to the girls
in Space Bikinis.
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I thought it was
fashionable.
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Cadence, I have
a problem!
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What's the problem?
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You know really sweet girl
Babushka from Hekawistan?
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The one who keeps livestock
in her locker?
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It's only a chicken.
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And a pig.
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And a baby Llama.
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Yes, she won't stop
doing stuff for me.
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Carrying my books
or opening doors...
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What's wrong with that?
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She tried to pre-chew
my food, Cadence.
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Apparently, Hekawistan is
a very bird-centric culture.
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Wait a second...
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You have a servant?
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Urgh!!
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Can you make her do
my laundry?
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No!
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Her attention is sweet
but inappropriate.
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I will not take advantage
of her.
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If you aren't going to respect
her culture, I will:
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She can do my book reports.
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Hello, Hayley.
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Hello friend of Hayley.
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Babushka make new clothes
for Hayley.
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Oh!
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Yes!
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Uh-huh!
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Hayley like it.
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It's very beautiful.
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What is that?
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Just like Princess
Kavorkla haaarg.
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And she is just as beautiful
as her name.
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I'm really not sure
this is me.
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I don't know, I think you look
pretty fantastic there, Hayley.
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No, Hayley right.
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It still needs something.
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No lack of something.
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Stop.
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Kugulah!
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Kugulah!
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[chicken clucking]
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That's a chicken.
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No man will resist
your feminine charms.
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Forget about
the book report.
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Good luck with that.
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[bell ringing]
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There's definitely monster
activity here.
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Oh, I see a whole
bunch of monsters.
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Let's go find out if anybody
has seen anything weird.
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Hey Phil.
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Morcechai.
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Haven't seen you guys since
the convention in Duluth.
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Anybody seen
any monsters?
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Check out those kids' eyes.
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[hisses and roars]
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Wow!
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[hisses and roars]
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Those aren't costumes.
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[hisses and roars]
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[laser fire]
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They're gone!
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[applause]
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Nice show.
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Declan Patrick!
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You're like one of my idols.
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Good choice.
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My life is full of luxuries
you can't even imagine.
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Nice special effects,
guys.
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You are officially
deemed cool.
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That's my digits.
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Call me sometime.
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Let's hang.
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Deemed!
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Totally deemed!
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We were 'deemed'.
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He invited us.
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We totally have to go
see his office.
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Hanging out with Declan
Patrick could be the perfect way
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to figure out if there's
a connection
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between him
and the monsters.
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Hanging out with Declan Patrick
is also the perfect way
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to hang out
with Declan Patrick.
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He happens to be the coolest
person on Earth.
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00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,846
Cool people are
a dime a dozen.
270
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:45,764
You realize you are saying
that dressed in a cape.
271
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:50,811
Listen, I know I'm
new here,
272
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,981
but back in Oklahoma
we had a saying:
273
00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:54,982
"When you walk through
a cow pasture"--
274
00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:58,444
Now, why would you walk
through a cow pasture?
275
00:12:58,527 --> 00:12:59,445
I dunno.
276
00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:00,654
It's fun.
277
00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:03,574
You relax.
278
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:05,284
"When you are walking through
that cow pasture--
279
00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:08,204
What if there's an angry
bull hanging around?
280
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:09,330
Then, obviously,
you don't do it.
281
00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:11,415
I can think of a lot more
reasons not to walk through
282
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:12,416
a cow pasture.
283
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,877
The point is when you're
walking through there,
284
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,670
and you suddenly smell
something stinky,
285
00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:18,214
there's probably a good
reason for it.
286
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:20,758
That would be my number one
reason not to walk through
287
00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:22,343
a field of cows.
288
00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:23,385
What I'm trying to say is
289
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,387
we should be careful when
we go to his office.
290
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,180
Totally.
291
00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:27,932
But this is going
to be awesome!
292
00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:28,682
Yeah.
293
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,434
But you've got
to change first.
294
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:31,393
Why?
295
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,436
This is so comfortable.
296
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,271
You should feel
the lining.
297
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:35,022
Be prepared to shoot.
298
00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:36,440
Come on, touch
the lining!
299
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:36,982
No.
300
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,234
Touch the lining!
301
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:52,998
Seriously, what are
you doing now?
302
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:55,417
I follow you in case
you drop anything.
303
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:58,045
I also put cleaning snails
in your athletic footwear,
304
00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:02,049
and wove you a small rug
for outside your locker.
305
00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:03,217
Thank you.
306
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,093
Listen, I want
you to do something...
307
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:06,136
Shave head?
308
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:06,595
Babushka get razor?
309
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,430
No, no, no!
310
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,432
You see I lost
the chicken.
311
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:11,475
[gasps]
312
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:12,935
I know but I heard he might
be in the library,
313
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:16,438
which is way at the other
end of the school.
314
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:17,565
So could you...
315
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:19,149
Babushka find chicken!
316
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,777
Do you worry!
317
00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:23,529
Thank you.
318
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,951
Babushka and this burlap
are driving me crazy.
319
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:31,745
I wish there was some way
I could turn her off.
320
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:33,414
It's a delicate situation.
321
00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:35,457
You don't want to disrespect
the traditions of her culture.
322
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,501
I know that.
323
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:39,795
But every time I look up
Hekawistani culture on the web,
324
00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:43,090
I just get pictures of
the Milk and Potato festival.
325
00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:45,009
Wait.
326
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,427
Here's something.
327
00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:49,054
A debt of gratitude is absolved
if you successfully defend
328
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,223
the safety and honor
of your protector
329
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,642
in a moment of peril.
330
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:54,977
That's it!
331
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,896
I have to set up a moment
where Babushka can save me.
332
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:58,606
Then I'm free.
333
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,399
Can you watch
Mr. Cluckers?
334
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:02,151
Sure.
335
00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:07,698
But I think Mr. Cluckers
is a Mrs.
336
00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:08,032
Humph!
337
00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:11,493
Here!
338
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:12,328
Got you the Gold Edition
of Horror Tracker IV.
339
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,955
And I signed it.
340
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:15,956
Thanks!
341
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,124
What's different about
the Gold Edition?
342
00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:18,917
It says " Gold Edition"
on the box.
343
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:21,462
Nice.
344
00:15:21,545 --> 00:15:23,339
You guys should play it.
345
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:24,298
I'll set it up for you.
346
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:27,509
Level 17 has the most
amazing graphics.
347
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:31,263
You must play level 17.
348
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:32,014
Got it!
349
00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:38,479
A mind Leech!
350
00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:39,188
I should have known!
351
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:41,482
It must be controlling
Declan.
352
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:46,111
Woah, careful!
353
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,364
You might destroy Declan if
you don't hit the Leech
just right!
354
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:49,281
[laser fire]
355
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:53,243
What's going on?!
356
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:54,578
Declan, you have a Mind Leech
attached to your head
357
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,872
and I need to shoot
it off.
358
00:15:56,955 --> 00:15:58,332
Yeah.
359
00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:01,001
If you could--
360
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:04,213
Could you turn around
and stand really still?
361
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:05,881
It will be overin a second.
362
00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:07,591
No!
363
00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:11,178
I'm controlling
Declan Patrick now!
364
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:16,308
[laser fire]
365
00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:23,607
Maybe we should
test your weapons
366
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:26,860
before bringing
them into battle.
367
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:29,947
At least I've invented
a Donut Crunch Ray.
368
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:34,076
Oooh, jelly!
369
00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:40,916
Babushka!
370
00:16:40,999 --> 00:16:45,170
These noodles
are scalding hot and so heavy.
371
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,088
I just might spill.
372
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,090
The floor is so slippery.
373
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,425
I need help!!!
374
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,218
Let me help you!
375
00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:53,762
Thank you Babushka!
376
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:54,596
Ahhh!!!
377
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,932
You're welcome!
378
00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:57,766
I had no idea that you knew
about the Hekawistani
379
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:02,312
luxury spa treatment
of noodling.
380
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:03,897
Noodling?!
381
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,066
Yes, noodling.
382
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,026
You are going
to be beautiful.
383
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,778
The hair on your skin
oh,
384
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:13,615
soft, supple, luxurious.
385
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,996
It was definitely
a Mind Leech.
386
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:21,248
They attach themselves
to a human host
387
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:23,584
who then lures others
to a kaiju-feeding portal.
388
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:25,669
Well, that explains what
hypnotized all those people.
389
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:28,255
But how did Declan Patrick
reach so many victims?
390
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:30,549
They came from cities
all over.
391
00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,134
We think it has something
to do with his new game.
392
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:32,843
Where's Jake?
393
00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:33,761
Well, that's just it, sir!
394
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,387
He's at home playing
the game.
395
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:37,181
The answer may be
on level 17.
396
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:39,266
Declan kept insisting
that we play it.
397
00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:43,479
Kirby, I finally beat
level 17.
398
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:44,688
I understand so much now.
399
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:45,981
About the Mind Leech?
400
00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:47,066
I have somewhere to go.
401
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:47,649
That "somewhere" better
be right here.
402
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,651
We're at MonsterCon 3!
403
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,195
Jake, Mr. Stockley wants--
404
00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:53,489
Oh no, he's hypnotized!
405
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:56,950
The Mind Leech must have made
Declan imbed some secret code
406
00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:58,577
that hypnotizes anybody
who beats level 17.
407
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,370
Whoooo!!!!!!!!!
408
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:01,705
I am it!
409
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,081
There!
410
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:03,791
That good!
411
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:06,001
We've gotta stop Jake!
412
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,503
Jake!
413
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:08,337
Jake. come in!
414
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,547
I cant rack him
on TroopGrid.
415
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,550
Got him!
416
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:14,426
And he's heading straightfor a Kaiju feeding portal
417
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:15,135
that just opened up!
418
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:15,928
You've got to stop him!
419
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:16,929
Don't worry, sir.
420
00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:18,680
I'm prepared
for anything!
421
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:35,405
This thing have a button.
422
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:37,533
Got it.
423
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:42,412
Oh, my.
424
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:03,767
So, you're clear
on the plan, right?
425
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:06,061
Babushka's has
to save me.
426
00:19:06,144 --> 00:19:06,895
Yeah, whatever.
427
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,146
It's your 20 bucks.
428
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:14,361
Hayley want
Hekawistani manicure?
429
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,904
Oh! Hi, Babushka!
430
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,407
Look, Scotty,
it's Babushka's!
431
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,868
[laughs]
432
00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:24,121
I guess, you're comin'
with me!
433
00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:30,168
Look, Babushka, save me!
434
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,045
I'm getting dragged away.
435
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:32,754
I'm so proud for you!
436
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,465
It is beautiful!
437
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,176
This is just how my mother
met my father!
438
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,428
Babushka!
439
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:42,723
Congratulations on love
connections!
440
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:44,683
[watch rings]
441
00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:46,435
Hayley, Jake's about to be
eaten by the Kaiju.
442
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,228
Meet me at the Battle
Cruisers!
443
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,897
I'll be there in a minute,
Kirby.
444
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,403
Alright, there's Jake!
445
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:58,322
Now, Jake said your weapons
were a little funky.
446
00:19:58,405 --> 00:19:58,739
Are you sure this one is
going to work?
447
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,699
I'm certain.
448
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:05,495
I'm fairly certain.
449
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:06,747
The Kaiju.
450
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:08,874
Get rid of them first,
451
00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:11,877
and then take care
of Declan Patrick
and the Mind Leach.
452
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,004
[hisses and roars]
453
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:14,212
Let's go!
454
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:24,723
Jake!
455
00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:26,099
[laser fire]
456
00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:30,896
Kirby, don't move!!
457
00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:33,231
[laser fire]
458
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:38,654
You saved my life.
459
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:39,863
How can I repay you?
460
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:41,406
Not another one
of those.
461
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:51,291
Stand down!
462
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,420
Come, enter the portal!
463
00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:57,381
Hurry up, shoot
the Leech!
464
00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:58,423
I can't get a clear shot!
465
00:20:58,507 --> 00:20:59,675
I might destroy Declan.
466
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,344
Yes, yes...
467
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:03,553
I believe in you,
Kirby.
468
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,055
Just shoot!!!
469
00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:10,852
My belief in you
only lasts so long, Kirby.
470
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,194
[laser fire]
471
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,779
[laughs]
472
00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:36,795
What happened?
473
00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:38,547
Where am I?
474
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:40,549
This is disgusting!!
475
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:45,137
I believe you'll find all
your answers right here:
476
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:02,112
Hayley!
477
00:22:02,195 --> 00:22:03,572
Babushka,
478
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:05,615
While I respect
Hekawistani culture
479
00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:08,577
with the possible
exception of what you
consider fashion--
480
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,787
I just can't have you
following me all day
and night.
481
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:12,831
It's not how you say
'thank you' here.
482
00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:14,291
If you want to be
a real American,
483
00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:17,127
you have to do things
the way Americans do.
484
00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:17,627
I know.
485
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:19,337
You do?
486
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:21,423
Yes, Babushka find out.
487
00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,925
In America, people
who do these things
488
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:28,430
are called personal assistants
and get paid $50 an hour
489
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:30,098
cash money.
490
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:30,640
What's this?
491
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:32,267
Babushka make bill.
492
00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:34,269
For $1200!!!
493
00:22:34,352 --> 00:22:36,104
Plus mileage.
494
00:22:38,106 --> 00:22:40,567
Congratulations, Babushka.
495
00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:42,569
You've become
a true American.
496
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:49,534
[bell ringing]
497
00:22:53,705 --> 00:23:07,761
♪
498
00:23:07,844 --> 00:23:20,774
♪
499
00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:31,993
♪
500
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:33,078
♪
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