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[bell ringing]
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Monster attack in progress.
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Do we know what kind
of monster it is?
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Not yet.
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Mrs. Pumple thinks this
keeps kids from asking
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to use the bathroom, but
it actually encourages it.
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It's always there.
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Gently reminding you.
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Troop Grid having a hard time
locking in on the monster.
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Not sure why.
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We better move fast.
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You look nice.
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Thanks.
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I've got to give a TV interview
about tomorrow's unveiling
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of the Principal Nuss
memorial statue.
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I thought that was
last month.
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No, last month was the Nuss
Memorial Falafel Machine
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in the cafeteria.
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Wait, that's Nuss?
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Then, who's face have I been
drinking out of?
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[burp]
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That's Nuss too.
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That's a lotta Nuss.
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His ego gets fed
and I get another recommendation
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for the Over
Achiever's Society?"
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Are you already in the over
achievers society.
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Never hurts to get
another recommendation
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College app gold.
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Whoa!!!
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Jake, help me!!!!
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Can't get a good shot.
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Me neither.
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Jake!!!!!
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Hold on, Haley!
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[struggling grunts]
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Wow, it took out the whole
Alfred J. Nuss memorial
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bank of lockers.
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Is there anything you won't
put that guy's name on?
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Wait, one of those was
my locker!
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And my lunch was in there!
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Where is it?
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Where is it?
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Let it go.
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Jake it's fine, it's fine,
it's okay.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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♪
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It's in the Atrium after all.
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Man, this thing moves fast.
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Hit it before it disappears
down its hole.
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Too late.
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It's all gone: the algebra
books, the abacus,
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the surprise midterms.
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I'm beginning to love
this monster.
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Shoot.
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I'm late for
my TV interview.
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Jake,
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Snark 'em up.
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I'll be back quick
as I can.
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Any idea what we're
dealing with?
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Definitely a burrower.
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And a hoarder.
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Not a fan of algebra.
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Could be...one of 30
different kinds of monster.
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Hayley, you're late!!
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Head's up, Mr. Spezza's
seriously ticked.
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I'm seriously ticked!
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Called it.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Spezza.
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Well, to make up for it, by
planning a Spezza statue.
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[laughter]
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I'm serious.
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We're live in five seconds.
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Good luck.
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Thanks.
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I'm here at Lakewood High
with brown-nosing student,
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Hayley Steele, to talk
about tomorrow's--
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[ground rumbling]
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What's going on?
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Earthquake!!
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[ground rumbling]
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Did you see what
just happened?
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Uh... Where did the statue go?
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Uh...it...it's a practical joke.
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Burn!
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Funny, right?
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Funny?
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No seriously, Hayley.
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What really happened
to the statue?
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I told you.
It's a gag.
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Gags? You?
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Doesn't add up.
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What?
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I'm funny.
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Right?
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Things have taken an odd
turn as unfunny sophomore,
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Hayley Steele, seems
to be covering the truth
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behind the missing statue.
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That's not true.
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I'm very funny.
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Right, Mr. Spezza, tell her.
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Not funny now.
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Never have been.
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Now where's the statue?
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I am--
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It doesn't seem like we're
getting much
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from humorless Hayley Steele.
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But I'll check back in with
you, Bob, as we learn more.
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Let's get outta here.
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Come back!
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Guys!
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I'm just bursting with funny.
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I'm funny!!!!!!
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That's five attacks
in three hours,
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including Mrs. Gavin's
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improvisational
Shakespeare class.
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Make it six.
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The monster attacked
the Nuss statue.
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And you will not believe
what happened next:
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Mr. Spezza told me
I'm not funny.
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Wow?
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I know, right?
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Me not funny?
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I'm sorry, is this the part you
thought we wouldn't believe?
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Oh, come on you guys.
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My impression of
Patrick Starfish
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as a wizard at Hogwarts
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had people rolling
on the floor laughing.
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Yeah...
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we didn't want to tell you,
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but there was a piece of
toilet paper
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sticking out of
your skirt.
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It just kept blowing in the wind
every time you turned around.
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Like a butt cape.
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[laughing]
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I know in my heart,
I'm funny.
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I remember one thing
you do that's funny.
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Oh, yeah?
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What?
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That crazy, hyped-up character
that has to get all A's.
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Cracks me up every time.
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Not a character.
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Still funny.
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I'll show you
who's funny.
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I swear on my own grave,
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I'm going to take
things less seriously.
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You sure that's not
a character?
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(Computer): Analysis complete.
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Uh-oh.
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I was hoping this wouldn't be
the case.
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A flaying Pincher Nole.
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I should have known.
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"Pincher'?
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That sounds painful.
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Pinch as in 'steal'
not pinch.
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The Flaying Pincher Mole
steals random items
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to build a nest
for its baby Moles.
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And once it's done,
it looks for food.
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It'll scarf down half the
students if we don't stop it.
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What a horrible way to go.
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Better than pinching.
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How do we find this thing?
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The only way to its lair is
through its ventilation tunnel.
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It's nearly impossible
to find.
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You'll need help.
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You're gonna need something with
the greatest sense of smell
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in any known dimension.
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Oh no, No way.
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I'm afraid it's your
only chance.
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What are you guys
talking about?
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Not what.
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Who?
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The Sniffer.
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What's a sniffer?
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(Computervoice):Basementlevel.
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MonstercontainmentFloor97.
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Proceedwithextremecaution.
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Stay frosty.
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Only the worst of the worst
are gonna be here.
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It's crazy.
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I didn't even know we went
97 levels down.
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Okay, now we go.
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Careful.
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You can never be too prepared
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for what you are
about to encounter.
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Hey guys!
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Guess what I'm hiding
in my butt.
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I'll give you a hint,
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there are three
correct answers.
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This is the dreaded Sniffer?
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He doesn't look too scary.
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Dreaded not because
he's dangerous,
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but because he's --
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[snorts]
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The most annoying creature
in existence.
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Watch your mouth!!
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You need my help, okay?
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I can smell your desperation.
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You, I could smell when you
stepped off the elevator.
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Mentholated lip balm,
please.
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I'm impressed!
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You can tell that
just by...
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You know what?
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Keep it.
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Thanks.
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Watch the tail.
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Watch the tail!
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Sniffer, we're here to
offer you your freedom
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all you have to do is help us
find the Flaying Pincher Mole.
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Of course I'll help.
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We'll be like best buds!
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We'll hang out,
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tell stories like the time
when I was covered
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with Trogleeun snot--
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Hey, Hey!
Let's go already.
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Wait, I wanted to hear
the snot story.
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Hey, when can I have
a blaster of my own?
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Never.
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All you've got to do is find
the ventilation tunnel
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to the mole's lair.
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We'll take care of the rest.
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Will you please stand still?
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Sorry, I'd forgotten
the joyous smells up here.
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Barf-away vomit cleanser,
sweaty gym socks and...
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teen angst, which smells a
lot like sweaty gym socks.
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Just remember to keep
your tail in your pants.
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Okay, you're done.
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He'll totally blend in.
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This is cool.
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Give me that.
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A polo outfit?
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Really?
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It's my old one.
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Plus it's the only clothes I
could fine that would fit him.
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Okay, Sniffer,
you're ready to get started?
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Hey, where did he go?
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[sniffs]
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Cinnamon oatmeal?!
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Someone's Mom loves him
at breakfast time.
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Oooh.
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I want one of these.
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Look at the lights.
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I can have it, right?
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Can I have it now?
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[snorts]
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Sorry about that.
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Buy yourself a new phone.
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[snorts]
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You're not just here
to have fun.
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You're here to do a job.
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So would you please
just do it?
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If you really want my help,
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you're gonna need to feed
the beast.
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Cause I'm starving.
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First, I was shocked,
then I was impressed,
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now I'm just disgusted.
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Hey, I smell Blood Thrasher
and cheap perfume.
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It's not cheap!
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It was on sale!
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Ugh, you brought a Sniffer
up here?
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Keep it away from me.
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And if you say
"Blood Thrasher" again,
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I'll eat you whole.
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Message received.
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She's great.
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Terrifying, but good folks.
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[honks]
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Hello everyone, can I have
your detention?
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Oops, I meant to say attention.
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Hope I didn't scare any of you.
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Oh, no.
273
00:11:27,686 --> 00:11:29,063
How can we stop this?
274
00:11:29,146 --> 00:11:29,980
Maybe a freeze ray.
275
00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,273
How about this cafeteria,
huh?
276
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,609
I poured ketchup on some
cardboard once.
277
00:11:33,692 --> 00:11:34,485
My mom called it a mess.
278
00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:36,195
Here, they call it lasagna.
279
00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:37,822
[laughter]
280
00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:38,656
Am I right?
281
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:42,785
[laughter]
282
00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:46,622
What, what's wrong?
283
00:11:46,705 --> 00:11:48,958
Are you okay?
284
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,085
Comedy is physically
painful for me.
285
00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:52,044
Because you're half monster.
286
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:52,628
No.
287
00:11:52,711 --> 00:11:54,922
Because you're terrible.
288
00:11:55,005 --> 00:11:59,593
You talk my heart and you
crushed it, crushed it!!!!!
289
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:03,764
Don't worry, guys, I'll be back
later with much more.
290
00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:04,140
She's hilarious.
291
00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:06,267
See?
292
00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:07,143
He knows funny.
293
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:08,644
[laughs]
294
00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:10,229
Hey Sniffer, what do
you think of this?
295
00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:12,481
[keys jingling]
296
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:17,820
[laughter]
297
00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:19,488
I don't know how
you guys do it.
298
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,991
There's been another attack,
guys.
299
00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:24,076
This time it's taken
a student.
300
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:26,996
Right.
301
00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:27,913
Let's go.
302
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:34,670
You'll forget everything
you saw here.
303
00:12:34,753 --> 00:12:37,673
But you will remember
how funny I am.
304
00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:41,343
Very, very funny.
305
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:42,636
The Pincher Mole attacked
the cheerleaders
306
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,054
and took the mascot.
307
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:45,264
This tells us two things:
308
00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:46,849
One, it has begun
to feed its young.
309
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:51,061
Two, job opening
on the pep squad!
310
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,730
One time!
311
00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:54,398
Snarked the cheerleaders!
312
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:55,483
Really?
313
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:55,816
What?
314
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:56,525
Okay.
315
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,735
I admit it.
316
00:12:57,818 --> 00:13:00,946
Nobody thinks I'm funny
and I just don't understand it.
317
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:04,492
Comedy isn't about
funny clothes and wigs.
318
00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:05,409
I got it!
319
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,453
I got it, I got it!!!!
320
00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:08,037
You know how to find the
Mole's ventilation tunnel?
321
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,080
No.
322
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:11,207
The reason nobody's
found me funny
323
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:14,418
is that I haven't been using
my natural comedic gift:
324
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:15,628
Pranks.
325
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:16,962
Keep me posted on the Mole.
326
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,214
And be ready to laugh,
you guys!
327
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,673
Be ready to laugh.
328
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:20,883
This is ridiculous.
329
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:23,427
Some people have no idea
how they look to others.
330
00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:31,644
So, what do you guys wanna
do now?
331
00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:33,312
Find the ventilation tunnel!
332
00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:34,522
That's what you're
here to do!
333
00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:35,564
Of course, I'm gonna
find the Mole,
334
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,108
but I thought we could
make a day out of it.
335
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:39,401
You don't wanna rush
what we have here--
336
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,237
It's so special.
337
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,571
♪ Jake, Kirby and
the Sni-i-ffer, ♪
338
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,406
♪ we're the best of buds..." ♪
339
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,700
Come on! Everybody join!
340
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:46,992
This isn't working.
341
00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:58,379
What are you doing?
342
00:13:58,462 --> 00:14:01,131
I'm about to prove once
and for all I'm funny.
343
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:03,342
I don't think
that's provable.
344
00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:05,010
Watch and laugh.
345
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:26,115
[laughter]
346
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:29,285
Not good.
347
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:30,411
Mr. Spezza!
348
00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:33,163
Ahhhh!!!!
349
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:38,168
Not funny, but thumbs up
on going bad girl.
350
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,963
I think he's okay,
don't you?
351
00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:45,634
Please, please, please don't
put me back in there.
352
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:46,302
I can help you.
353
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:47,177
Help us?
354
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:48,512
You've been stalling
the entire time.
355
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,139
Okay, maybe a little.
356
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:53,058
But I promise, from now on--
all business!
357
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:54,768
[snorts]
358
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:55,519
The Mole's about to attack.
359
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:56,895
Now you're just lying.
360
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,356
Let's not make this harder
than it has to be.
361
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,399
Seriously. It's coming!
362
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:01,317
It's right behind you,you're in real danger.
363
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,986
Ooo, I'm scared.
364
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:04,570
It's really coming
this time...
365
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:05,863
So, it's a terrible idea
366
00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:08,157
for me to kick my blaster
across the room--
367
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,491
leaving me completely--
368
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,702
Jake,
he's telling the truth!
369
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:14,830
[roars]
370
00:15:14,913 --> 00:15:17,333
Uh-oh!
371
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,334
Help!
372
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,252
Come on, guys, help!!
373
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:29,678
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
374
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,183
I'm not a pro, but it doesn't
seem smart to kick away
375
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:37,353
your blaster when
the Mole's attacking.
376
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:43,984
Right?
377
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:44,943
Okay, so I was stalling.
378
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,487
But I knew that if I brought
you to the Mole,
379
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:48,781
the fun would end!
380
00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:51,283
And I love, love, love
hanging with you guys--
381
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,869
Clamp your trap and find
the ventilation tunnel
382
00:15:53,952 --> 00:15:56,372
because the school basement
is really gross.
383
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,373
We're getting there.
384
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:58,332
You were right.
385
00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:02,086
Not funny at all.
386
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:04,922
[snorts]
387
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,090
Oh, here it is.
388
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:06,882
Ta-da!
389
00:16:06,965 --> 00:16:07,591
I should have known.
390
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,385
Janitorial supplies.
391
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,762
Pincher Moles love the fresh
scent of toilet cakes.
392
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:13,430
But who doesn't, right?
393
00:16:14,973 --> 00:16:16,058
Thank you?
394
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:17,476
Can I get a 'thank you'?
395
00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:19,937
I only lead you right to
the doorstep of your monster.
396
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:22,564
And that's why you're
going down first.
397
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,358
To help us find Jake and
the rest of the students.
398
00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:25,984
[snorts]
399
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,528
I don't know.
400
00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:28,821
I'm getting a lot of smells
from down there.
401
00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:29,613
[snorts]
402
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:30,322
Sugar Snap cereal,
403
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,491
[snorts]
404
00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:33,617
foot fungus,
405
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,369
[snorts]
406
00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:38,664
wait... mentholated lip balm.
407
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:40,040
Got him.
408
00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:45,963
Jake.
409
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:50,801
Jake, Jake!
410
00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:53,178
Jake, Jake!
411
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,054
Echo.
412
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,139
Echo.
413
00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:58,600
We'll find him.
414
00:16:58,684 --> 00:16:59,768
He'll be okay.
415
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,020
Unless the baby Moles have
already started eating him,
416
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,940
then we might find a
really nasty puddle of--
417
00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:08,277
Oh. I'm sure he's fine.
418
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,611
Over here!
419
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:10,779
Is that him?
420
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:11,655
School mascot.
421
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,490
Help us, please.
422
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:14,950
Before that thingcomes back.
423
00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:16,660
But I have to warn you,
424
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:17,786
you'll to need something morepowerful than school spirit.
425
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,289
It's not afraid of anything.
426
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:23,375
I said, " Go Wombats" and itstill kept eating my foot off.
427
00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:28,839
Have any of you seen
Jake Collins?
428
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:30,716
No, sorry.
429
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:31,592
Find him!!
430
00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:32,968
Have you ever heard
the expression
431
00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:34,887
you can catch more
flies with honey'?
432
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:35,637
Except instead of honey,
hamster hair.
433
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,514
But not in tea.
434
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,349
In tea, you use gerbil hair.
435
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,894
And there he is.
436
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:46,815
I'll take that hamster
hair now.
437
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:47,858
Thank goodness.
438
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:48,150
Are you okay?
439
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:59,995
[roars]
440
00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:01,580
That thing is not so big.
441
00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:03,165
This thing will
go down easy, right?
442
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:03,999
No doubt.
443
00:18:04,082 --> 00:18:05,083
Just wait for a clear shot.
444
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,710
Watch out!
445
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:12,257
[laser fire]
446
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:42,246
Could this be any worse?
447
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:45,916
There's only one thing
left to do, sing.
448
00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:47,501
♪ "Jake, Kirby
and the--" ♪
449
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:47,835
Shut up!
450
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,545
Right.
451
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:52,422
Jake, my blaster is right
by your foot!
452
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:53,715
Can you reach it?
453
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:57,970
[roars]
454
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:19,324
[laser fire]
455
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:22,703
I love you guys!
456
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:25,581
Do you smell that?
457
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,416
It's me.
458
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:29,710
Get me out, get me out!
459
00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:31,628
Jake...
460
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:41,930
Boy, the monsters on the other
side are going to be
461
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,016
so excited to see me.
462
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:47,311
But it's hard, I'm going
to miss you guys too.
463
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:51,148
You'll forget all about us,
hanging in your monster world
464
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:54,776
with the rest of the Sniffers,
sipping gerbil hair tea.
465
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:55,819
True, true.
466
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,779
But in all my travels
throughout all my life,
467
00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:00,991
I will always remember you
three: Jake, the Brave.
468
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:02,618
Kirby, the heart.
469
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:05,704
And Hayley, the Humorless.
470
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:08,582
[laughs]
471
00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:09,166
It's not very funny.
472
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:11,627
Good-bye, my friends.
473
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:12,377
Good-bye.
474
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:19,593
You know, I might actually
kind of miss him...
475
00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:21,428
like the way I miss
having chicken pox.
476
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:24,598
Guess what, guys?
477
00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:26,141
I'm back.
478
00:20:26,224 --> 00:20:29,519
Funny thing, they apparently
don't want me over there.
479
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,063
Okay, well they need
to want you.
480
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:32,230
You're one of them.
481
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:33,398
Good-bye, good luck.
482
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,194
No!
483
00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:42,449
Alright, come on!
484
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,661
That was a close one.
485
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:46,495
The portal's about to close.
486
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,914
See!
487
00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:49,331
They seem to be pretty clear
about not wanting me
488
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:50,499
to go back.
489
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:52,626
It's a joke, it's a joke.
490
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:54,044
You tell them that.
491
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:56,463
Never mind.
492
00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:58,548
It's like we're meant
to be.
493
00:20:58,632 --> 00:20:59,675
(All): Ah!!
494
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,302
Party in HQ tonight.
495
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:03,428
First thing's first,
496
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,013
what kind of frog
do you like to lick?
497
00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:07,391
I'm buying.
498
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:12,396
I picked up your
congratulations Nuss cake,
499
00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:14,356
plaque, and the balloons
are on the way.
500
00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:15,524
You sure it's all worth it.
501
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:17,859
Just for the Over
Achiever's Club?
502
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,361
Don't push it.
503
00:21:27,285 --> 00:21:30,080
May I have everyone's
attention please!
504
00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:31,540
Welcome to the dedication of
505
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,000
the Principal Nuss
memorial statue
506
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:35,752
Great day for a ceremony, huh?
507
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,754
Yeah, wait,
where's Sniffs-a-lot?
508
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:38,797
Great news,
509
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:39,923
there was a massive
Mole attack in Amsterdam.
510
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:42,884
Hundreds of people missing.
511
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:43,719
And...I sent the Dutch
Troop the perfect solution
512
00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:45,971
to their problem.
513
00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:46,972
You sent the Sniffer
to Amsterdam?
514
00:21:47,055 --> 00:21:49,349
Without further adieu
515
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:51,101
...with great honor I present
516
00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:55,022
the Principal Nuss
memorial statue.
517
00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:56,940
[applause]
518
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:04,823
That's all I could
save of it.
519
00:22:04,906 --> 00:22:13,915
[laughter]
520
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:15,000
Well, lookee here.
521
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:16,960
It seems as though somebody
owes me an apology.
522
00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:20,839
Apparently I'm crazy funny.
523
00:22:20,922 --> 00:22:21,298
That's accidental comedy.
524
00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:22,591
Doesn't count.
525
00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:24,593
I'm afraid he's right.
526
00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:27,929
Accidental or not,
I'm funny.
527
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,097
I know it and you know it.
528
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,391
I'm really, really funny!
529
00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:37,689
[laughter]
530
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:38,815
Now that's funny.
531
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:40,275
See?
532
00:22:40,358 --> 00:22:42,444
Totally funny, right?
533
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:42,819
Told ya!
534
00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:49,910
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