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Anti-gravity kit,
did it in sixth grade.
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Chemical laser,
cute.
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Oh, baking soda volcano
without irony.
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Good for you, Sheldon.
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Sizing up the competition?
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Please Jake,
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now that Felix is away, nothing
can stop me from winning
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the Lakewood Science Expo.
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It will be bitter sweet.
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Sweet in that I will be declared
the genius that I am.
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Bitter in that second place
receives a coupon
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for free blueberry pancakes
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at Dr. Tesla's Laboratory
of Breakfast.
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The syrup really drowns out
the taste of defeat.
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I just don't get science.
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I give you this year's
Science Fair Winner,
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the "Skunk Butt."
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Maybe I do get science.
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I will replicate the chemical
reaction in a skunk
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that creates its odiferous
defense mechanism.
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You mean stink spray?
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Yeah, that.
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This experiment
has everything:
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chemistry, biology and universal
comedy appeal of butts.
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Methyl...butan...eth...iol?
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Isn't this a dangerous
chemical?
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Yes! Very dangerous?
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I'm proud of you
for knowing that, Jake.
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I admit that the skull and
cross bones and the words:
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"Dangerous Chemical"
gave me a clue.
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The key to handling this
is precision.
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Oh, hey,
that reminds me!
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These three guys were at
the Five One Five Diner
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Five....
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on Seventh around Nine.
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They each had a Number Four
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Four...
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and a Number twelve.
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Twelve...
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I couldn't believe
how much they ate!
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Nine, ten, eleven...
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It's gonna blow!
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Awesome!
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No! It's very bad.
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I don't know how something so
beautiful as a skunk's butt
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exploding could go
so horribly wrong.
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Fire in the hole!!
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Ahhhhh!!!!!
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What the?
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Oh. that's just nasty.
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[coughs]
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Well, I'm glad I didn't go
with my first choice:
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nucleared power shark.
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[coughs]
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[small growl]
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You're lucky to get this
after the performance
you turned in.
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What kind of tiger
are you?
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[small growl]
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[growls]
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Etienne, what you did
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was totally irresponsible
and unacceptable!
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You cannot be mixing volatile
chemicals around the students!
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It is way too dangerous
for everyone!
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I'm sorry, Mr. Stockley.
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I feel like a failure.
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Don't be sorry.
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It's a brilliant experiment.
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Principal Nuss expects
me to discipline you,
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but I can't help but
appreciate your genius.
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I'm not a genius.
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This is the last straw!
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You are on my list
young man
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and you do not want
to be on my list!!
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You just passedthe four kids
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that toilet-paperedmy house last weekend.
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One more stunt like this
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and you'll be suspended,
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No, not really,
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I wouldn't suspend you.
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You're my best student.
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That's crazy.
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I don't know
what happened!
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I was careless or maybe
I'm just losing my edge.
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I peaked too early.
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That's ridiculous,
young man!
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You're a wonderful student
and a fine person!
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I mean, I would like
to say that but I can't.
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Now, get out of
my sight!
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What up, Stockley?
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Yeah, mom...
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Stop worrying, please.
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Have fun on your trip.
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Bye.
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Whatever did this
seems to be long gone.
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My mom feels guilty leaving me
alone for a day and a half
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while she goes for her annual
laser-hair removal treatment.
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Day and a half?
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Is she that hairy?
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You know that picture
of her in a sweater
above the fireplace?
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Uh-huh.
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It's not a sweater.
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Okay, let's get to work.
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What do we know?
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A giant tiger stands on this,
plays on it all day,
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barely a scratch.
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So whatever took
a bite out of it
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is a lot tougher
than a tiger.
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Also, scorch marks.
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Fire breather. Nice.
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Hey!!!
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[cracks whip]
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What are you kids
doing here?
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Carnie, good,
maybe he can help.
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Carnie?!
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Carnies are toothless grifters
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who smell like
funnel cakes and jail.
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I'm a tent monkey.
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Pardon?
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Circus people, a far cry from
freaks and bearded ladies.
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Don't talk about her Mom
like that!
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Jake, she's not
a bearded lady, okay?
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It's more of a back
hair problem.
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So, what happened here?
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I was in my weekly clown
meeting when I heard a noise,
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and ran out and saw
everything on fire
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and our tiger,
Stripey 47, missing.
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Now, you kids better
get out of here.
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It's not safe.
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I gotta go paint stripes
on Stripey's understudy.
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[donkey sounds]
Hee-haw!
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Okay, Daisy, let's get
this over with...
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Hey, look over here.
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Oh no.
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We've got a Doom Hound.
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Doom Hound?
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That's great!
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Great?
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These things have thick
armor, huge jaws
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and breathe fire.
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Hound equals dog,
and dogs love me!
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You wanna know why?
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I don't know. Why?
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Because I'll throw the stick
as many times as they want,
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and I never fake
the throw.
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Dogs hate it when you fake
the throw.
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Good. Now, we've got
the "throw stick plan."
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We still need a Plan B.
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[bell ringing]
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Oh sorry, Etienne,
that's reserved.
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For who?
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Someone who didn't
blow us up!
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It was an accident!
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You're still not sitting
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with the league of
extraordinary students.
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You mean the nerd table?
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Yes, this is our table
and we say
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who comes and goes
around here.
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All of you, beat it.
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Not you.
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Are you going
to hurt me?
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Gulp.
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You know you said "gulp"
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but you didn't
actually gulp, right?
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Mouth too dry.
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You scared the saliva
right out of it.
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Please, put this on so I can
stand to look at you.
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Whoa, this is nice.
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What's that smell?
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Coolness.
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Get used to it.
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And the guy I took it
from seriously loved onions.
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Have a seat.
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You're gonna be
my new project.
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I'll get someone
smart to talk to
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and you get someone
to boss you around.
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Win, win.
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I don't know...
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You're going
to do it, Etienne.
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Not because it's fun,
even though it is.
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And not because it's good for
you, even though it will be.
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You're going to do it
because I want you to do it.
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So, let me get
this straight:
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We're officially
hanging out?
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No, we're hanging out.
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But not--
"hanging out".
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So, we're chillin?
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Maybe one day,
we'll hang out?
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We'll see.
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So Jake, just chillin'
with Cadence.
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Hey, Cadence.
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Etienne.
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Jake, we really
don't have time to talk,
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we've got important
Mime Club business.
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Right.
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You two are hanging out?
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We'll see.
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Potentially.
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But I thought we were
potentially hanging out.
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I didn't get any potential
phone calls to hang out,
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so I guess not.
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Want to go
spit on stuff?
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Always.
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Well, that hurls.
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I know, since Felix went off
to International,
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we need someone
with his science skills
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to help hunt the Doom Hound.
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No way...him?!
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You're forgetting
our secret weapon.
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The differential
Atomizer Ray?
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No!
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The fact that dogs love me!
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I know you think it's crazy,
but it's totally gonna work.
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I just have to get a really
big squeaky toy.
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Come on.
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Carnies!
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[growls]
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Alright, you want it.
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[growls]
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Whoa!!!
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[screams]
Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!
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[roars]
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We're potentially
hanging out.
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This is my crew; TBD,
Angry Dude and Giggles.
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How you doing, giggles?
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You must be hilarious
once you get going.
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I used to deliver
that magazine.
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Big mistake.
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Gulp.
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I'm telling you, your Mom
wants you to have a party.
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Why else would she
leave you home alone?
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Because she trusts me,
okay?
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And maybe she wants to see
if I'm mature enough.
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Errr....
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They yell at you for the police
coming and the lawyer bills
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00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:09,150
and the water damage,
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00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:10,860
but inside they're happy
you're partying.
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You just want me
to have a party
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00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,946
so you can
invite Cadence, aargh!
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00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:14,697
What are you
talking about?
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We're not hanging
out anymore.
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00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:19,368
Besides, she's potentially
hanging with Etienne now,
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which is fine.
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You're totally jealous!
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No, I've thought
about this all day
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and I realized
I don't care.
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Yeah, whatever.
247
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Look we need to
focus on getting
the doom hound, okay?
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So focus.
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Here boy!
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Come on out and play.
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[squeaky sounds]
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Jake, it's not that
kind of dog.
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It got in a fight with a cat
and chewed a ball
254
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that sounds like
a dog to me.
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00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,517
Jake...
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Jake, would a dog
do this?
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[loud roars]
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Who's a big boy?
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Who wants a squeaky toy?
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[loud roars]
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[laser fire]
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It's a tough dog!
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00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:08,918
It's a not a dog,
it's a monster!
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00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:11,253
[loud roars]
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[snarls and growls]
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00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:18,427
I didn't want to
have to do this,
267
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,179
You want the stick, boy?
268
00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:22,056
You want it?
269
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,852
Get the stick, boy!
270
00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,020
See?
271
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,522
They hate it when
you fake the throw!
272
00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:31,857
You guys have to go
back out there
273
00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:32,775
and get this thing
right away.
274
00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:35,861
It's territorial and
will attack again.
275
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,279
Now, the Doom Hound
has thick armor
276
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,615
and shrugs
off most weapons,
277
00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:41,492
but it does have
a weakness.
278
00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:42,243
It's one of the few monsters
that can be condensed
279
00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:43,494
into a safe form.
280
00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:46,956
Cool, so we just
Cadence it.
281
00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:49,125
Condense.
282
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,584
Uh-huh.
283
00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:51,293
You said "Cadence."
284
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,169
No, I didn't.
285
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:53,546
I don't think
about Cadence at all.
286
00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:54,088
Or Etienne hanging out
with her.
287
00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:55,881
Not one bit.
288
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,299
Yeah, we get it.
289
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,176
You spend a ton of time
not thinking about Cadence.
290
00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:03,556
So, compressing
the Doom Hound:
291
00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:05,474
You'll need this.
292
00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:09,812
Jake's in charge
of the Compressor.
293
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:10,521
Why me?
294
00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:11,188
Because I called it.
295
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,523
Jake, she called it.
296
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:13,274
Move on.
297
00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:14,650
Fine. I'm in charge.
298
00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:17,111
Once you've compressed
the Doom Hound,
299
00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:18,320
you can't leave it alone...
300
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:19,488
ever.
301
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:22,241
It'll wiggle right out of
its bonds and be very mad.
302
00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:24,118
Now, I see why
she called it.
303
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,082
You like that jacket.
304
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,125
I really do.
305
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,460
I don't know if it's because
I look so good in it
306
00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:35,880
or because you gave it
to me.
307
00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:38,716
Wow, that's
kind of charming.
308
00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:39,842
But, you've seen
my crew,
309
00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:43,554
so the bar's pretty
low for charming.
310
00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:47,808
Just trying to work
my way from "chillin"
to "hanging out."
311
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,393
Want to see how I got it?
312
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:49,894
Okay.
313
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:52,313
Hi.
314
00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:56,358
Give me your jacket.
315
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,111
Jacket! Now!!
316
00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:03,199
Wow!
317
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,910
That was-- well,
illegal and very wrong,
318
00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:08,120
but also pretty exciting!
319
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,788
Thanks.
320
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,707
Those guys held me upside down
in sixth grade so many times
321
00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:14,126
my nickname was
The Bat!
322
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,920
That and I hadn't grown
into my ears yet.
323
00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:17,880
Right. Whatever.
324
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:18,631
Now you try.
325
00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:19,215
Me?
326
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:20,090
You want me to do that?
327
00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:21,717
Go.
328
00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:27,139
Hey, guys.
329
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:29,767
I'm going to need to borrow that
jacket for a quick sec.
330
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,855
Ahhh!!!
331
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,274
You're more of a challenge
than I thought.
332
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:39,985
No challenge here.
333
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:43,656
I'm a tough guy,
a loose cannon.
334
00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:45,366
Hey, I'm bleeding.
335
00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:46,450
Tough guys bleed!
336
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,327
That's how we...
337
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:53,290
Jake, how are you doing?
338
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,834
Almost there!
339
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:59,588
Now, Hayley!
340
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,550
Throw the ring!
341
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:18,440
You're not so tough now,
are you?
342
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,985
[whimpering]
343
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,111
Awwww...
344
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:24,405
I can't stay mad at him.
345
00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:25,406
Awww...
346
00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:27,157
We have to keep him
in hand at all times,
347
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,742
or else he's gonna try to
wriggle out of his sweater.
348
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:29,868
So you're in charge.
349
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:30,786
What?! No!
350
00:14:30,869 --> 00:14:31,412
I called it.
351
00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:32,037
That's not fair!
352
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:32,705
Jake, it's Mr. Stockley.
353
00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:34,623
Hayley called it.
Move on.
354
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:35,249
Oh, man!
355
00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:36,792
A tiny dog in a sweater.
356
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,502
Isn't there some high-tech
gizmo we can use
357
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:41,297
to man it up a bit?
358
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,299
The doom hound extra strength
from direct sunlight,
359
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:44,800
so...
360
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,139
That helps.
361
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,606
He's so lost.
362
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,858
Happens to me all
the time.
363
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:04,278
To be fair, all the lockers
look the same.
364
00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:05,279
I mean, pretending to be
a tough guy.
365
00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:07,197
Poor Etienne.
366
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:09,366
Yeah, whatever.
367
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,993
We've got to get him
away from Cadence.
368
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,036
Great idea.
369
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:12,870
For his own good!
370
00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:16,290
So babe, honey,
Lauren....
371
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:18,417
We need to talk.
372
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,293
Can't talk now.
373
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:20,711
I'm late for breaking
some rules.
374
00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:21,837
[whimpering]
375
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,882
Having a dog as an
accessory is so last year.
376
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:26,175
Just so you know, this happens
to be a really tough dog.
377
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,302
Excuse me.
378
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:29,011
Etienne, you're not
a bully, okay.
379
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:29,720
You're a genius.
380
00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:31,930
I was a genius.
381
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:34,516
Now I don't know what
I am anymore.
382
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,352
But Cadence is helping me
figure that out.
383
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:39,730
And, come on, how cool
do we look together?
384
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,651
Anyone would look
cool with Cadence,
385
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:44,401
but that's not
the point.
386
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:45,361
She's dragging you down.
387
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,237
You're the best scientist
I've ever seen!
388
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:48,614
Right.
389
00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:51,450
Fill in the blank:
"Albert Blank-stein."
390
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:52,451
Frankenstein had
a first name?
391
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:53,952
I thought he was
just "Monster."
392
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,121
See? Being the best scientist
you know
393
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,040
isn't really that bit
of an honor.
394
00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,541
The Etienne you knew
is gone.
395
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,044
I'm a tough guy,
a ruffian!
396
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:03,879
Real ruffians don't
say "ruffian."
397
00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:05,714
You just need a friend
to talk to.
398
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,216
My Mom's going out of town:
399
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,176
We can clean closets,
bake cookies
400
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:09,510
and talk about
your crisis.
401
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:11,261
Cookies?
402
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:12,638
Tough guys eat cookies,
Etienne.
403
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:13,889
Think about it.
404
00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:15,516
[bell ringing]
405
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:17,476
Hey, I'm a tough guy!
406
00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:19,728
I like cookies!
407
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:24,400
[whimpering]
408
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:27,820
Well, well, well.
409
00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:31,782
Look who's been abandoned
by his Neanderthal friends.
410
00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:32,658
Where are they, Etienne?
411
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:35,577
Diggin' up bones
to gnaw on?
412
00:16:36,995 --> 00:16:38,580
Just me today, fellas.
413
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:39,748
Enjoy your tater tots.
414
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,125
Oh, we will.
415
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:50,008
[laughter]
416
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,970
Ha! You didn't get me,
did you smart guy?
417
00:16:54,513 --> 00:17:02,813
[laughter]
418
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:03,272
Yes!
419
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:04,106
Etienne!
420
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:04,940
You nailed it, dude!
421
00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:06,984
Oh, it was just
simple chemistry.
422
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:09,236
The combination
of chemicals and--
423
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:10,446
I knew if I let you do it
your way, you'd come through.
424
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:13,240
That was amazing.
425
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:14,450
Welcome to the crew.
426
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,076
[cheering]
427
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,328
Guys, guys, guys.
Let's celebrate!
428
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,622
Do something totally crazy,
steal golf carts
429
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,167
and drive them
into a pond.
430
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:26,462
Or go to the mall and throw
detergent into the fountain.
431
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,088
Let's mess something up!!
432
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,339
Great! Yeah!!
433
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:31,300
Oh no, I can't!
434
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:32,801
Hayley's mom is out of town
and she invited me to come over
435
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:36,764
and bake cookies
and then--
436
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:38,974
Throw them at the police.
437
00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:40,309
Home alone?!
438
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,978
What?
439
00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:45,397
No, no, no, no.
440
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,482
Party at Hayley's!
441
00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:47,566
[cheers]
442
00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:50,778
No, no, no, no...
443
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:55,908
You guys, wait.
444
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:57,451
[doorbell]
445
00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:57,910
Hey.
446
00:17:57,993 --> 00:17:59,536
Hey, Etienne.
447
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:00,996
I'm so glad you came!
Come on in.
448
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:03,999
I'm a little less glad.
449
00:18:04,082 --> 00:18:05,542
You're never going to--
450
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:10,506
What's going on?
451
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:11,381
Yeah, these're some
kids who wanted--
452
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:12,758
--to party in a house
without parents!
453
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:14,551
Etienne said it'd be cool.
454
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,762
Did he?
455
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,725
It doesn't matter who said
what to who, does it?
456
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:22,851
Actually, it kinda does
and you know why,
457
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,604
My mom didn't give me
permission to have a party.
458
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:26,522
Get off the couch!
459
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,440
You're not having
a party, princess, I am.
460
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,526
And we already texted a
lot of kids, so it's on.
461
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,319
Where do you keep
your trampoline?
462
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:33,237
My trampoline?
463
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,197
Coming through.
Sorry, sorry.
464
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,573
They break it, You buy it.
465
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:37,908
Got it? Good!
466
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:39,618
And for the record,
I never invited---
467
00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:41,203
Yahhhhh!!!!
468
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:41,912
Hello?
469
00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:43,580
Hayley? Etienne?
470
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,124
So I just happen to be
in the neighborhood...
471
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:48,627
with this cookie dough, on
the off chance you guys were...
472
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:50,337
Youguysbetterstopbouncingonthecouch!
473
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:51,755
Seriously get off!
474
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,841
Etienne,youbetterdosomethingaboutthis!!!
475
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:54,591
Someone forgot to tell me
they were having a party.
476
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:55,134
Jake, it's not
a party, okay!
477
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,885
It's an invasion!
478
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,720
Help me get these people
out of my house.
479
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,305
No offense, but it was
a mistake to invite them
480
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:00,973
in the first place.
481
00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:01,932
Invite them?
482
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:03,100
I didn't invite them,
though!
483
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:06,103
Well, here they are
and so am I.
484
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:07,062
None of us invited.
485
00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:08,021
Explain that.
486
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,690
Oh, Jake!
487
00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:11,483
Did you make a little sweater
for your friend?
488
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,694
I'm secure enough to hold a
tiny dog in a tiny sweater,
489
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:17,239
with a parasol...
490
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:20,617
Okay, I'm starting
to feel insecure.
491
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,703
No, don't!
492
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:24,246
I'm not going to hurt
your little dog, Jake.
493
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:25,914
You guys, let's just leave
the dog alone, okay?
494
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,667
Help me out.
Say something.
495
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:29,751
For all the fun times
we've shared?
496
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:30,085
Nothing?
497
00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:31,420
Don't!
498
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:32,087
Give me that!
499
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:33,046
What are you doing?
500
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,047
Give it back!!!
501
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,800
Cadence no!!!!!
502
00:19:39,177 --> 00:19:40,262
[loud roar]
503
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:40,554
Ahh!!!!
504
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:42,097
Uh oh.
505
00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:44,224
This is going to be bad.
506
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:54,651
[load roars]
507
00:19:54,735 --> 00:20:02,326
[load roars]
508
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:02,659
Closet now!!!!
509
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,453
Yeah!!
510
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,413
Go, go, go!!!!!
511
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:07,706
What is that thing?!
512
00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:08,916
I told you it was
a tough dog.
513
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:11,209
You really want to get
into that now?
514
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:12,044
Who are you people?
515
00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:13,921
We're ordinary teenagers.
516
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:16,298
Do you keep a blaster
in the house?
517
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:16,840
A blaster?!
518
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,133
No, no, no.
519
00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:18,675
Jake, we are not using
a blaster in my house!
520
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:19,927
[loud roars]
521
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,219
Yeah, that might
mess it up.
522
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:24,014
No weapons and a dangerous
beast running around.
523
00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:25,766
We need an inventor fast!
524
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:27,976
Sorry, guys,
that's not me anymore.
525
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,812
You made one mistake,
get over it!
526
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,356
Do you know how many times
I've gotten stuck
527
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:34,733
in a revolving door?
528
00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:37,778
Listen Etienne,
you're a scientist.
529
00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:38,946
Even when you were
being a tough guy
530
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,155
and blew up
the ketchup bottles,
531
00:20:40,238 --> 00:20:41,657
you were using science.
532
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,325
You were mixing
the right chemicals.
533
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:43,742
You were writing out
the equations.
534
00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:46,161
Chemicals!
535
00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:50,666
Maybe I can
make something...
536
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,000
All we need is the proper
deflagration
537
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,669
and decomposition
chemical materials,
538
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:56,421
with the appropriate
stability to--
539
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:56,713
We can blow it up!
540
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:57,881
Great!
541
00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,299
Let's do that!
542
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:00,342
Hayley, I'm going to need
non-aerosol deodorant,
543
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,928
oven cleaner and two
different types of syrup.
544
00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:04,596
Jake, find a mixing bowl
and a whisk.
545
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:05,347
Let's move people!
546
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:06,640
Today, today, today!!!!
547
00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:17,401
[loud roars]
548
00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:23,907
Okay, you get
one shot.
549
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,367
It's got to go
in his mouth.
550
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:29,705
Want to get the toy?
551
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,873
Want to play?
552
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:35,043
[loud roar]
553
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:38,463
[explosion]
554
00:21:40,298 --> 00:21:41,800
Oh, no, no, no,
my house!
555
00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:45,303
My house,
it's ruined!
556
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:46,930
You were awesome!
557
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:49,182
Where can I get one of those
exploding things?!
558
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:53,020
Maybe this is a good time
for us to go somewhere and...
559
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:55,897
hang out?
560
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:56,898
Yeah, we're still
at chillin'.
561
00:21:56,982 --> 00:22:00,027
Everybody, check
this out!!
562
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:12,080
Okay, everybody
nothing to see here.
563
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,749
Everybody out
the back...now.
564
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:16,168
Nothing to see here.
565
00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:17,044
What am I doing here?
566
00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:19,254
Wait, am I at a wild party?
567
00:22:19,337 --> 00:22:19,921
Yes.
568
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,339
Awesome!
569
00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:27,637
There's a lot of
cleaning up to do,
570
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:28,096
so I'm going to leave
you in charge of it.
571
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,765
No, no, no.
572
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:30,432
You're going to help
me clean!
573
00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:31,808
Hayley, I called it,
move on.
574
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:32,350
What? No, no, no!!!!
575
00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:33,602
It's Mr. Stockley.
576
00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:35,604
Jake called it.
Move on.
577
00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:38,732
Hayley! I'm back.
578
00:22:38,815 --> 00:22:40,484
Oh, no!
579
00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:41,151
Good luck!
580
00:22:41,234 --> 00:22:42,069
Later!
581
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:42,652
You can't just leave me,
no, no, no!
582
00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:44,988
Mom...
583
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:47,824
Hayley!!
584
00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:48,658
I'msogladyoufinallyhadaparty.
585
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:51,411
You're grounded.
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