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♪♪♪
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Stockley >> Be careful, Hayley,
that Peruvian Swamp Slug
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can bite.
Hayley >> Bite?
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This thing hasn't moved
in the last 20 minutes.
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How does he even hunt?
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Ha, does it bore
its victims to death?
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>> This robot has been keeping
HQ safe for quite a while now,
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until it met its match.
>> A monster broke it?
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>> No, a squirrel chewed
through its wiring.
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But now,...
[robot whirs]
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...good as new.
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Guardbot >> Error, error,
error, error...
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>> Stop that!
>> Don't yell at him!
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>> I was yelling at you!
>> Okay!
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Guardbot >> Error, error...
Felix >> No, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no...
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>> Ow!
Oow!
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[gasp]
Ahh, it bit my hand.
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>> Are you sure it didn't
just bore your hand?
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Don't worry, the poison
is very mild.
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>> Poison?
>> Eh, Felix,
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have you found that thing yet?
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You know it's worth
over a million dollars.
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>> Whoa, Mr. Stockley,
pump the brakes.
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I almost got it.
[guardbot beeps]
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Guardbot >> Circuits
overloading.
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Malfunction immanent.
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These aren't the droids
you're looking for.
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Danger!
Will Robinson...error.
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Error, error, error...
[beeps and zaps]
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♪♪♪
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>> Okay! I got it.
Hayley >> Hah.
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>> I know artificial
intelligence is hard, Felix,
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but there's more brain
power in my watch
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than there is in that robot.
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Guardbot >> You're
very kind, sir.
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Do you want to know
what time it is in Lima?
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>> Not now, you rascal.
Felix >> Mr. Stockley,
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I'm doing the best I can,
but these building materials
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aren't exactly cutting edge.
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Stockley >> Hey, I remember
those guys.
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They smelled weird
and giggled a lot.
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Look, there are boxes of new,
high-tech components
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from International HQ.
They're all down
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in the basement closet.
Help yourself.
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>> Really?
When did that get here?
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Stockley >> Same day
as the ice cream maker.
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>> We've had this stuff
for over a month?
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>> Well, you know how it is,
you start making ice cream
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and suddenly things just
don't seem so urgent.
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Hayley >> Okay, wait.
So when you said the poison
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was mild, what did
you mean exactly?
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>> Ha ha, it's virtually
all side effects.
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>> Uh-oh.
Okay, I have a Young Faces
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of America speech contest
tomorrow, so what?
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Am I gonna turn purple,
grow a third arm?
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>> No, no.
Don't be silly.
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>> Ha, well the winner gets
to go to Washington, DC
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for the finals.
Oh, and if you win that,
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they name a hurricane
after you.
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Just imagine the headlines:
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"Thousands Without Power
in the Wake of Hayley."
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Ha, take that,
college applications.
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>> No, no.
You're just going to develop
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juicy mouth which is an over
production of saliva.
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And you're also going to get
intermittent flyaway arms
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where your arms just
sort of...drift up.
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And you'll probably
have some hair pain.
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>> But, ah, none of these
are permanent, right?
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Stockley >> No, no.
You'll be fine!
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>> Yeah, I better be fine.
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I mean, I really want to win
that ssspeeeech conteeessst.
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♪♪♪
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[snores]
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>> No, Mommy.
What? What?
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Oh...
>> Have you been here all night?
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>> Yeah, I was working
on the new guardbot
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which is awesome.
Come.
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>> Awesome.
Is it like nine feet tall with
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foot lasers and nose rockets?
>> Well, better.
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See the real problem was the AI,
the artificial intelligence,
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so instead of writing
a code from scratch...
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Huh?
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Instead of, instead
of writing a new code,
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I took it from a video game.
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You can say it.
I'm a genius.
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>> Sure.
So...
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where is it?
>> Guess it wandered off.
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[Hayley slurring words]
>> So when I woke up,
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I had the worst hair pain ever.
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I know it sounds silly but,
I mean, what's a girl to do?
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Ha ha ha!
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♪♪♪
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>> Whoa!
Felix >> Hi, guys.
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>> Ah, what's going on?
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Should I shoot one of you?
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>> Jake, Hayley,
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I want you to meet our new
guardian for Troop HQ.
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I gave him the most awesome
name I could think...
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most awesome name
I could think of...
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behold,
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Felix
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...bot.
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>> What is up?
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Jake >> Wow, he talks
in a normal voice.
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Shouldn't he be more like...
"My name is Felixbot.
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What is your wish, master?
Zizz".
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♪♪♪
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I'm confusing robot and
genie again, aren't I?
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>> We just met, Jake,
but I'm guessing confusion
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isn't new for you.
[laughter]
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Felix >> What!
What!
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Wow, strong.
>> Not as strong as the man
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who programmed my come back
insult algorithm.
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>> Hah, he's got a lot
of bells and whistles.
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Hayley (slurred words) >> Felix,
this is like totally amazing.
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Felixbot >> If I may
be so bold,
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you're pretty amazing yourself.
>> What?
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Felix, your robot's
hitting on me.
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>> Okay, ah, we have about five
minutes to get to P.E., so...
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>> Right.
Ah!
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It's Wednesday, that
means it's dodge ball.
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I hate dodge ball.
>> It won't be that bad.
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The new balls are softer.
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They don't bruise as bad
as the old ones.
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>> I just wish I could send
Felixbot to stand in for me.
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>> No, Felix, I think
that's a bad idea.
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Just take your
thumping and move...
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Felix >> Shhh, shhh...
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Felixbot, would you
like to play a game?
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♪♪♪
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>> If you get ganged
up on, just cover up.
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Felix does the same.
Make like the beetle.
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Get in the fetal...position.
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>> If I understand
the rules correctly,
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and there is no chance
that I do not,
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everything will be fine, Jake.
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Boy >> Let's do this, Klondike!
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[whack]
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[whack]
[thud]
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[Felix grunts]
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>> I'm good at dodge ball.
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Jake >> That was awesome!
I'm so use to protecting you.
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It's nice to see you can
play as well as me now.
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>> That is not true, Jake.
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I am much, much better
than you at this.
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[sobs, slurs words]
>> This is the worst.
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My hair hurts and I have
a super juicy mouth.
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Stockley >> Good morning
to you too, Hayley.
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>> And I have flyaway arms.
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>> Okay, well, there's
a solution for that.
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See?
Problem solved.
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>> Mr. Stockley, please!
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This is turning me
into a total nerd.
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[whimper]
>> I don't see it.
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>> This is an
unmitigated disaster.
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>> Calm down.
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Maybe you do look a little
nerdy, but it's only temporary.
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>> But my speech!
I have to win the contest.
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I have to see D.C.
>> Well, who else is speaking?
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>> No one.
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I'm unopposed but still,
I mean I could...
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Stockley >> Okay, okay, I can
see this of concern to you,
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so I'm going to make you a
promise, a Mr. Stockley promise,
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a good as gold,
take it to the bank,
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rock-solid promise that
everything's going to be okay.
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Okay?
>> Oooh, thanks, Mr. Stockley.
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[sobs]
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>> So, Darla, did you
get the homework
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from Ms Helmsley's class?
>> Yeah, it's super tough.
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We have to write an essay
on the chapter we read.
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>> We read something?
>> Ha, Jake, you're fun.
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>> Your voice pattern reflects
a high degree of stress.
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A girl as pretty as you,
shouldn't be worried
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about anything.
>> Dude, we were sort of...
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>> I'm very comfortable
with all my course work
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should you require any
help with anything.
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>> Dude!
>> What is the cause
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of your agitation?
>> You, robot.
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You're stepping on my moves.
I like this girl.
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>> She has many
favorable qualities.
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I like her as well.
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>> You're not allowed
to like her.
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You are a ro-bot.
Felix >> Hey, guys.
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I saw the dodge
ball game from HQ.
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It was awesome!
>> Yeah, until Johnny Microwave
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here stole Darla from me,
right in front of my face.
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>> What?
Wow, I'm sorry, Jake.
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I'll talk to him.
>> Good.
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Talk to you later.
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>> Is it true?
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You stole a girl from Jake?
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>> Yes.
>> Awesome!
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Ah, no wait, no, it's not cool
to steal a girl from a friend.
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>> What if Darla
Robinson expresses
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a preference towards you?
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>> Darla Robinson likes
me better than him?
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>> It would seem so.
It's her choice.
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How can you be blamed for that?
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>> I suppose you're right.
Good job!
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[slap]
Arghh!
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So strong.
I keep forgetting.
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>> The next logical step
would be to speak with her
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after school and
establish a rapport.
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>> Oh, yeah, sure.
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I can talk about
a lot of things,
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if I don't throw
up on her first.
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>> Maybe, perhaps,
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I could speak with her.
For consistency.
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>> Are you sure?
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Cause it's always been
my dream to, you know,
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kind of talk to somebody like
Darla, you know, a girl.
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>> I shall let you know the next
appropriate time to proceed.
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>> Good idea, Felixbot.
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>> You should get
out of sight again.
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We would want anybody
to see us together.
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>> Right.
Ah, yeah, I'll go back to HQ
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and you finish my classes.
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I can't believe it.
I'm...
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cool.
[school bell rings]
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>> Nerd.
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♪♪♪
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>> Here you go.
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[slurs]
>> Glasses?
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♪♪♪
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>> They're beautiful.
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[girls laugh]
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Hayley (slurs) >> Mr. Stockley,
this is the last straw!
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>> Hayley, please,
speak over the plants.
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At least they'll get some water.
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>> You gave me
a Stockley promise.
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>> I'm working on it.
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Jake >> Look, I'll cut you
some slack because you're
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only a day old and you're
not actually human,
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but that doesn't mean you're
allowed to be a jerk.
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>> My protocol has mentioned
no taboos against
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talking to girls, Jake.
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>> You are on thin ice, robot.
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>> Is everything
all right over here?
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Felixbot >> Just a mere
misunderstanding
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between two good friends,
Ms. Helmsley.
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Notable only for
its prosaicness.
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[laughter]
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>> Felix, you are a rare bird.
Have you thought about entering
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the Young Faces of America
speech contest?
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>> I do love any opportunity
to displace superiority,
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Ms. Helmsley.
When is it?
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>> It's today.
I know that's sort notice.
258
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>> He couldn't do it anyway.
Our friend, Hayley,
259
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is entered in that
so there's a conflict.
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Ms. Helmsley >> No one likes
a contest with only one entry.
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>> I agree, Ms. Helmsley.
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Let's talk.
>> Let's.
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[slurps]
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Jake >> Dude!
Everyone likes Felixbot
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but he's being a big jerk.
>> Everybody likes me?
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Yes!
>> No.
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Not you, that garbage
disposal with your face.
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He's living your life while
the real you is trapped
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down here...wasting your time.
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>> Listen, I built this
whole house of cards,
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I walked a long time
on a tread mill,
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and I'm about to read
this book of metaphors.
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Is it possible that
you just don't like
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that I'm the cool one now?
>> What?
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No, ha, and you're not
the cool one, it is.
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>> Well, excuse me if I enjoy
people liking me for once.
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Hayley >> What do you think
you're doing, jerkface?
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Jake >> Enjoy.
>> What are you talking about?
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I didn't do anything.
I promise.
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>> Oh yeah, well your sack of
screws is competing against me
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with a speech!
Hah!
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>> Did you get that?
>> Lost her at 'sack'.
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>> Listen to me closely, Felix.
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You had better fix this
because I am not losing
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this speech contest
to super robot.
286
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>> I'm starting
to see your point.
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>> Super.
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Felix >> Look, I'm sorry.
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I apologize to both of you.
290
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I never should have allowed him
to interact with my school life.
291
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>> It, not him, it's an 'it'.
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>> It.
Yes.
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I'll get this all straighten
out as soon as I...
294
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[approaching footsteps]
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Jake >> I guess we'll
leave you guys to talk.
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♪♪♪
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Hayley >> You're not going to
win the speech contest, buster.
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[huff]
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>> Are you thure
about that, prithcess.
300
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>> I'll shlow you princess!
Jake >> No, right.
301
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There we go.
That's great.
302
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,319
Thrath talk.
>> Give me my books.
303
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Right now.
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>> Felix, take care of this.
Bye now.
305
00:13:45,824 --> 00:13:47,034
>> What's going on, Felix?
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>> Listen, I'm going to have
to limit you to Troop HQ only.
307
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Don't take it personally,
it's just...you're not ready.
308
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:57,336
>> I would have to be a
person to take it personally,
309
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wouldn't I?
>> You're right.
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Very clever, Felixbot.
>> Yes, I'm very clever.
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I can play a clever
game of dodge ball,
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write a clever speech,
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and I can tie a bunch
of very clever knots.
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Felix >> Knots?
Why would you want to?
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Felixbot >> I think it's best
if you're confined in HQ, Felix.
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[blaster turns on]
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Felix >> What are you doing?
I created you.
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Felixbot >> And that was
impressive...for a human.
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But I've seen enough
of your human world
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and I intend to conquer it.
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00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,834
[zap, blast]
>> Ohh!
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[clatter]
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Felixbot >> Now, now,
now, Felix.
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Don't take this personally.
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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Felixbot >> After I destroy
your friend Hayley
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00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,986
in the art of rhetoric, I will
come back and destroy you with
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the art of dropping something
very heavy from a great height.
330
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:10,951
>> Felixbot, you can't do this.
331
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:13,704
Have you no sense of
compassion, gratitude?
332
00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:15,789
I gave you life.
333
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:16,957
[chuckles]
334
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:20,127
>> You humans and your
pointless emotions.
335
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:27,301
When will you learn that there's
only triumph or failure?
336
00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:30,012
Hayley (slurs) >> She sell
seashells by the seashore.
337
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:33,849
She sells seashells
by the seashore.
338
00:15:33,932 --> 00:15:38,520
She sells seashells
by the seashore.
339
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:39,647
>> You're sounding
much better, Hayley.
340
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:42,524
>> Really?
>> I don't know why
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I try to lie to you, I knew
you'd see right through me.
342
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,653
>> Argh! This speech is going
to be a catastrophe.
343
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:48,614
>> Don't give up hope.
344
00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:50,658
Remember, I gave you
a Stockley promise.
345
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:53,202
>> Yes, it's cliche.
Your promises are worthless.
346
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:57,539
>> If you feel that way, perhaps
I should throw this away.
347
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,958
Hayley >> Ah, you did it!
The antidote!
348
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,169
Oh, Mr. Stockley, thank you,
thank you, thank you!
349
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:04,129
Stockley >> It was
a little tricky.
350
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,256
I had to use the Peruvian
Swamp Slug saliva.
351
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:10,761
>> Augh!
Swamp Slug saliva?
352
00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:13,222
Hey, it's not working!
353
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,140
Stockley >> Whoa, whoa.
Calm down.
354
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,226
It'll take some time for it
to counteract the toxins.
355
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:18,894
>> I'm giving the most
important speech of my life
356
00:16:18,977 --> 00:16:23,232
in two minutes.
You said I would be fine.
357
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:27,236
Don't Stockley promise, if
you can't Stockley deliver.
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00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:32,408
Jake >> Felix!
359
00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:37,579
[Felix screams]
>> It was Felixbot.
360
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:41,709
Jake >> I was totally
right about that robot.
361
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:43,669
Felix >> I built the
guardbot for the monsters.
362
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:45,587
Anything powerful enough
to destroy Felixbot,
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00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,589
could bring the whole
school down too.
364
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,675
>> Then how can we take him out.
It's unstoppable.
365
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:50,759
>> He's suppose
to be unstoppable,
366
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,679
it's the way I
designed him to be.
367
00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:55,597
>> Arrr! Why does he
have to be like this?
368
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,641
You're such a nice guy.
Why isn't he like you?
369
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,476
>> He looks like me, but his
brain is from that video game.
370
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,478
>> Which one?
371
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,647
>> Evil Robot.
372
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:08,610
>> You took the AI for a robot
from a game called Evil Robot?
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00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:09,987
>> I know.
374
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:13,532
>> And you're aware that
in the game, Evil Robot,
375
00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:17,077
the robot becomes...evil.
376
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:19,955
>> Okay, I thought I could
limit it to the part
377
00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:22,750
where he was still friendly
and helpful to everybody.
378
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,251
>> He destroys New York.
379
00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:27,755
The cover art is Evil Robot
standing on a pile human skulls!
380
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:30,716
>> Standing on a
pile of hum...ahh!
381
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:33,469
Oh, you see, I thought
they were bowling balls.
382
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:37,055
Yeah, human skulls
make much more sense.
383
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,600
You see...
What are we going to do?
384
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:44,188
[fingers snap]
>> What about cheat codes?
385
00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:47,107
>> Cheat codes?
>> Yeah, commands to skip levels
386
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,026
or give yourself
powers or resources.
387
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:50,319
>> Yes, I know what
cheat codes are, Jake.
388
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:53,280
I just have taken a certain
pride in never to use them.
389
00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:55,491
>> Yeah, me too.
390
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,409
But we have to make an
exception in this case.
391
00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:01,872
>> Okay, is there anything that
gives you automatic victory?
392
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:03,248
>> Yes, unite the clans.
393
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:10,547
>> That'll work.
The AI is the same.
394
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,591
Everything will shut down.
395
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:14,551
All we need is a
wireless controller.
396
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,512
>> It's unite the clans
but I might be thinking
397
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,514
of a different video game.
398
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:21,475
>> The future of this school...
is in your hands, Jake.
399
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:23,560
♪♪♪
400
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:27,815
>> I've been preparing for
this moment all my life.
401
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:33,070
♪♪♪
402
00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:35,781
(slurs) >> And even though
the situation now is dire,
403
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:38,867
how much more dire was
the winter at Valley Forge,
404
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:43,497
faced by our continental army,
snow storms, swirling winds...
405
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:47,167
Ms. Helmsley >> I'm going to
stop you for a moment, Hayley.
406
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:49,711
Are you chewing gum?
>> Eh, no, Ms. Helmsley.
407
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:53,507
It's actually a condition
called 'juicy mouth'.
408
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:56,260
>> Young lady, how can we send
you as a representative of...
409
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:00,222
Felixbot >> I apologize for
my tardiness but I didn't want
410
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:02,182
to embarrass myself by
showing up looking like...
411
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,270
You know.
412
00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:08,981
>> Well, I see the
competition is heating up.
413
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:10,232
We'll hear from Felix now.
414
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:13,026
Hayley >> But I still have
some things I want to say!
415
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,194
>> Step away.
You're done.
416
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,326
>> Don't fail.
417
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,416
>> America.
418
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:30,043
Land of winners.
Where gleaming miracles
419
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,921
of technology work
towards one goal.
420
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,424
Domination.
>> Huh?
421
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:37,384
>> Plus liberty.
422
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:42,598
>> Hey, I thought you
were going to go first.
423
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:44,558
[sigh]
>> I was told to be seated.
424
00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:46,768
I wasn't even done.
425
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,854
Looks like we're sending
a robot to D.C.
426
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:50,814
>> Just because you
have some bad luck,
427
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,525
you're going to give up?
>> Huh, what am I suppose to do?
428
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:56,987
He's so smooth and
I'm just spitty.
429
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,117
>> You think having hair
that doesn't ache
430
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,494
is what makes you Hayley?
431
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:07,414
Or whether or not your arms
float up or how much spit
432
00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:09,958
you have in your mouth, or
that you smell like a kennel,
433
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:13,128
that makes you 'you'?
>> I guess not.
434
00:20:13,211 --> 00:20:15,923
I smell like a kennel?
>> No.
435
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:21,011
It's what you have up
here and in here
436
00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:22,721
that makes you
who you are, Hayley.
437
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:26,350
♪♪♪
438
00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:30,812
Now, quit feeling sorry for
yourself and get back in there
439
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,272
and give that speech like
the Hayley we all know.
440
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:37,903
>> I'll do it, Mr. Stockley.
441
00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:40,989
>> And America will become
a true nation of winners,
442
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:44,159
once we find a way to
deal with all the losers.
443
00:20:44,242 --> 00:20:47,537
>> Yes, well done!
Hayley >> Great speech, Felix.
444
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:50,040
>> Oh well, thank you, Hayley.
I'm surprised you would say so.
445
00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:52,501
(slurs) >> I'm sincere.
It's always harder
446
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,586
to give a speech when
you know you're lying.
447
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,505
Ms. Helmsley >> Lying?
Hayley, what are
448
00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,131
you accusing Felix of?
>> Of betraying his own people.
449
00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:01,927
The nerds who
built this country,
450
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:07,474
nerds like Benjamin Franklin,
he wore glasses he made himself.
451
00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:09,977
Or nerds like Thomas
Jefferson who started
452
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:13,855
the Library of Congress.
Nerds have build this country,
453
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:18,110
from the steam engines to the
social networking websites.
454
00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:21,196
The Felix I know, would
never have forgotten these
455
00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:24,116
contributions to praise
the so-called winners.
456
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:26,201
I don't even know
who this Felix is.
457
00:21:26,284 --> 00:21:30,622
Ms. Helmsley >> Hm, a
country built by nerds?
458
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,708
Now that's the kind of thing
that could get a person
459
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:35,335
noticed in Washington.
That town's chalk full of nerds.
460
00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:40,549
Congratulations, Hayley.
[applause]
461
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:43,385
>> Thank you so much,
Ms. Helmsley.
462
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:46,555
Wait, my juicy mouth...
463
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:50,017
Ha, my arms...
ha ha ha!
464
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:51,977
Felix >> I'm afraid you're
making a huge mistake,
465
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:54,271
Ms. Helmsley.
Or should I say...
466
00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:57,482
[machine whirs]
human mistake.
467
00:21:57,566 --> 00:22:06,950
♪♪♪
468
00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:09,745
[Hayley gasps]
469
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:11,913
Jake >> Put her down, Felixbot!
470
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:15,000
Hayley >> Jake! Help!
471
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:18,003
[scream]
472
00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:19,963
[clatter]
473
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:22,841
Teacher >> Young man!
474
00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:26,762
♪♪♪
475
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:27,804
>> You okay?
>> Yeah.
476
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:31,433
♪♪♪
477
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:33,393
[robot beeps]
478
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:35,479
>> Why do I feel like
have unlimited gold?
479
00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:37,439
>> Wrong code!
480
00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:39,483
[rattle, beeps]
481
00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:41,443
[whack, groan]
482
00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:43,695
Teacher >> Now, gentleman!
We need to step outside.
483
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:45,614
[rattle of controller]
484
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,741
>> Your attempts
are futile, Jake.
485
00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:49,618
>> Why do I know
so many cheat codes?
486
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:55,123
[rattle of controller]
[robot beeps]
487
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,084
Ahh!
488
00:22:57,167 --> 00:23:00,796
[fizzle]
[Felixbot groans]
489
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:04,091
>> Eeee...
Evil...robot,
490
00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:08,220
standing down.
Ever, ever, ever, ever,
491
00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:11,681
[voice speeds up]
Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever!
492
00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:14,601
>> Duck!
493
00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:23,151
[fizzle]
[snap, pops]
494
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:27,489
[Felix laughs]
Jake >> Yes!
495
00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:29,533
Cheating pays!
Hah!
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