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Jake >> You're going
to Sir Golf-A-Lots
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with Felix tomorrow, right?
Hayley >> Ah, I guess.
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I'm pretty slammed, but I don't
think I can keep saying no.
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>> Me too.
Sometimes I wish I was
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Knight Shield from issue 189
so I could just shift time
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and I've already done it.
>> This is reality, okay?
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Not some crazy
comic book fantasy.
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Now help me with the dimension
mites so we can tear a hole
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in the time/space fabric
and return these monsters
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back to their world.
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[poof of air]
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>> I would give you guys
a hand until Felix shows,
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but those monsters
kind of gross me out.
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>> This one's not so bad.
>> Ooo, Festering Gorn.
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It's constantly oozing
and eating its own pus.
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Fascinating cycle.
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[shrieks and chirps]
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>> I think I'm going
to wait in the front seat.
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Hayley >> If you do, be careful
of that Flying Eye Slicer.
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It keeps getting out
of its cage.
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>> I think I'm going
to wait by this tree.
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Jake >> So we spend all
this time tracking monsters,
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just to let them go?
>> We don't let them go, Jake.
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We're returning them back
to their own dimensions.
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Felix >> Sorry I'm late, guys.
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I was hanging out with a friend
and I forgot what time it was.
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Jake >> You know, Felix,
puppets and friends
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aren't the same things.
>> For your information, Jake,
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I broke up with most of
my puppets and when I said
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'friend' I was referring
to a human being this time.
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Stockley >> Ohhh!
>> What's wrong, Mr. Stockley?
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Stockley >> I just saw
a snake vomit up a rabbit.
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Nature's disgusting.
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I'm gonna wait
over by this rock.
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Hayley >> Well,
grab a cage, Felix.
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>> Should I take the
Andrusian Snot slug
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or the Scab-Crusted Gnarl?
[Stockley groans]
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The Gnarl.
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[cases clank]
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Hey, are you still up for some
Sir Golf-A-Lots tomorrow night?
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It's going to be a blast.
The best giant pretzels ever...
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>> Yeah, sure.
We haven't just
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hung out in a while.
Hayley >> Sounds great.
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♪♪♪
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[mites buzz]
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♪♪♪
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>> I love this job!
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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>> Whoa, what's that?
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>> It's a paper mache
diorama of The Alamo.
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It's exact.
If you were four inches tall,
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you'd think you were
actually there. Ahh!
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Jake >> Seems like
a ton of work.
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>> Well, the assignment was
just to answer the questions
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at the end of the chapter but
I believe in 'show, don't tell.'
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[plunk]
Ahh! Watch it!
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These are my sample invitations
to Michelle's birthday party.
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>> Texting is a lot easier.
>> Sure, and why shower
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if you're just going
to get dirty again?
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>> I know, right?
>> Hey, guys.
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Bad news, I'm not
going to be able to...
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>> You know what
else saves time?
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Not washing the dishes until
you're ready to use them.
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Then you only clean
the ones you need.
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>> Oh, shoot!
This is your fault!
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It's ruined!
>> I didn't do it.
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Besides, it looks kind of cool.
Like graffiti.
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>> There is no graffiti
at the Alamo.
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Felix >> Guys,
this is important.
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I can't go miniature golfing.
I have a huge English paper due.
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>> It's fine.
I have to fix my Alamo anyway.
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Argh!
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Felix >> I'm sorry, Jake.
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I know you were looking forward
to a little Felix time.
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You know, time to reconnect and
really get to know each other.
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>> No, this is great.
See ya.
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[cart rattles]
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♪♪♪
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>> They just don't understand,
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just how much work it takes.
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[blaster whirs and fires]
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>> What are you doing?
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Hayley >> Oh, just starting
over on my diorama.
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[blast]
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[weapon whirs to recharge]
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>> You seem to be wound up
a bit tight lately.
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Sometimes you just need
to relax, take a breath
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and reflect on whether or not
you're making the best choice.
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>> Okay.
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Yep.
Best choice.
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Ahem.
[weapon charges]
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>> Hayley, you've been running
yourself ragged lately.
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I am invoking Troop Order 172:
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"Check yourself before
you wreck yourself."
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>> 'Chillax Proviso'?
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Stockley >> You need
to clear your head.
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Go down to the boardwalk
and watch some ships sail in.
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Enjoy a fruit smoothie.
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Ah ah!
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Feed the ducks.
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>> Okay.
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Operation Disengage - engaged.
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[sizzles]
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[swords smack]
[grunts]
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[heavy breathing]
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>> I had no idea there was a
chapter of the Lakewood Society
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for Medieval Knights at school.
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I had to make my mom
drive two hours
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to find like-minded brethren.
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[swords smack]
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Gus >> Well drive
no more, my friend.
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For you have unearthed
a club of two.
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[clanks]
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[heavy breaths]
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>> Well, that's over double the
membership of my usual clubs.
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♪♪♪
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Ahhh!
Jake >> Hayley.
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Hayley >> This better
be important, Jake.
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I'm trying to relax here.
Anastasia, could you turn that
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30 minute massage into 15?
Thanks.
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Jake >> Hayley,
Felix lied to us.
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He doesn't have English paper.
He's hanging out with Gus,
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that kid who tried
to destroy us.
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>> Are you spying on him?
>> No.
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Well, yes.
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I was riding home and then
I heard sword-fighting.
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>> Sorry, Jake, can't help ya.
I'm on a 172.
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>> Ooh, Stockley hit you
with a 'Chillax Proviso'?
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Harsh.
>> I know, right?
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I'm relaxing my head off.
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Faster, Anastasia.
Come on, faster!
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Don't worry about Gus.
We snarked him.
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He won't remember a thing.
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[grunts]
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Jake >> Yeah, you're
probably right.
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Hayley >> Hm, maybe you're
just a little bit jealous
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that Felix ditched you to
hang out with his new friend.
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>> I'm not jealous.
[watchcom beeps off]
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Hayley?
Hayley...?
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[grunts]
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[swords smack]
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>> I spend so much time
practicing with fake
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light sabers, I forgot
how to use fake swords.
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♪♪♪
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>> Don't be so hard on yourself.
You're doing well.
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>> Thank you.
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[groans and smacks of swords]
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>> Or shall I say,
"Well served!"
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Join my fiefdom, Felix, and you
and I shall be like brothers.
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>> You honor me, Augustus.
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>> I'm going to grab
a water, you want one?
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[Felix coughs]
>> Yeah, thanks.
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Hey, that was a
really awesome move.
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How did you do that?
>> Oh, just keep practicing.
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You'll get the hang of it.
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Hey, ah, are you sure
your friends weren't mad
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about you bailing
on miniature golf?
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Felix >> Nah.
No one seemed to care.
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Actually, they seemed
kind of relieved.
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They're kind of busy
with their own stuff.
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>> Well, friend, I promise you,
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I will always make time
for a fellow knight.
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>> Tally ho!
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>> Whoa, that's 19th
century fox hunting.
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>> Zounds?
>> There you go!
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Felix >> Could you open
this for me, please?
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Gus >> Right.
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♪♪♪
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[computer beeps]
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[door opening]
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Stockley >> What are
you doing here?
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>> All done.
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I've finished mine,
this one's for you.
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Went to the boardwalk.
Check.
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Saw eight ships come in:
five pleasure crafts,
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two commercial fishing vessels
and one of Liberian registry.
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Check.
Fed the ducks.
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Oh, here.
[quacks]
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I found this monster
hiding among the ducks.
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I'll lock it up in a minute.
[quacks]
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>> I believe this
may be a real duck.
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Albeit with some
molting problems.
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You need to relax.
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>> I did every stinking
thing on this list.
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That must mean
I'm relaxed, right?
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>> Stressed out people have
a tendency to make mistakes.
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>> That's ridiculous.
I don't make mistakes.
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[quacks]
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>> You're taking
the day off tomorrow.
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No school, no Troop, no nothing.
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You have to completely veg out
or I'm taking your badge.
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>> This is so unfair,
Mr. Stockley.
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Stockley >> It's for
your own good.
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Life is filled with hardships.
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Thanks for the smoothie!
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Mmm, papaya.
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[quack]
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[murmur of students]
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[Felix gasps]
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>> Hey, Jake.
>> So, how did your paper go?
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>> Paper?
Oh, yeah, the big paper.
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Great, I was working on
it until late last night.
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Ha ha.
>> Huh?
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What's it about?
>> The paper?
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Ah, it was about the Vikings
and their relation to...
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the nucleus in Dickens.
I gotta go turn it in now.
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[Jake snickers]
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>> You're lying.
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I saw you with Gus yesterday.
>> He goes by Augustus.
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Am I not allowed
to have other friends?
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>> Friends that try
to exterminate us?
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Felix >> He was under the
influence of another monster
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and we had to snark
him back to normal.
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He didn't even know he did it.
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He's really a nice guy
once you get to know him.
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>> I'm just saying, we saw
his true colors - be careful.
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>> I know what this is.
Say no more.
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I already put you up for
membership in the Lakewood
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Society for Medieval Knights.
Good news is,
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I'm vice president.
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[school bell rings]
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>> Thanks.
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[security system beeps]
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Stockley >> Freeze!
Jake >> Whoa!
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>> Sorry.
>> What happened?
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>> Someone broke in.
>> Is anything missing?
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>> Just one thing,
the dimension mites.
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Someone's planning on
bringing over some monsters.
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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>> Whoever broke in bypassed
all security measures.
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Security cameras are down.
Key card access codes
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are scrambled.
>> Can you fix it?
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>> I think so.
It'll take some time.
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I'm most worried about those
missing dimension mites though.
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>> Me too.
Now they can bring over monsters
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from the other world
anytime they want.
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>> Exactly.
Take us to MonsterCon Two.
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I've got to contact
International.
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[computer beeps]
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[clicks on keyboard]
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>> Have you seen Felix today?
>> Not yet.
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[computer beeps]
>> What's going on, guys?
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I was in the middle
of redecorating my room.
252
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,441
What do you think?
And monitoring TroopGrid
253
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:15,901
and I noticed that we just
moved up to MonsterCon Two.
254
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:18,070
>> Didn't I tell you
to stay home and relax?
255
00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:20,114
>> Monsters relax me!
Stockley >> Get into that
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relaxation kit that I gave you.
That's an order.
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00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:24,827
>> Ahh...
[computer beeps off]
258
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,290
>> Wait a minute,
she gets out of school?
259
00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:30,833
That's not right.
I feel I'm being unfairly
260
00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:34,003
punished for not taking
my school work seriously.
261
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:36,046
[school bell rings]
262
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:38,132
I don't even know
what that means.
263
00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:40,009
>> Get to class, Jake.
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00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:42,052
We can't do anything
until I repair the files.
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00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:44,638
>> There's something I can do.
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00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:51,020
[sigh]
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00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:59,737
[sniff]
>> Tried it.
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00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:03,073
Done it.
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00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:05,117
Want it.
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00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,995
All right.
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00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:17,671
"Find Your Happy Place
with Mr. Stockley."
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All right, Mr. Stockley...
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see what you can do.
Stockley's voice >> If you
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00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:27,389
are listening to this,
you need to...relax.
275
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So get comfortable on the floor.
276
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Put you feet up and
lie back on a pillow.
277
00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:42,821
And now, just listen to the
soothing sounds of the ocean.
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Whisssh!
279
00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:49,453
Whooosh!
280
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:54,041
[Stockley making seagull calls]
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♪♪♪
282
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,678
>> Why don't you hang back?
283
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:07,763
>> My, my next class is at
the other end of the school.
284
00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:10,015
I don't want to be late.
>> Give 'em to me.
285
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,101
>> What are you talking about?
>> You know
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00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,186
what I'm talking about.
Give them to me, Gus.
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00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:17,481
>> It's Augustus.
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00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:18,691
Okay.
Fine.
289
00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:21,485
I didn't think
anyone would notice.
290
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:24,822
I paid for one bag and when two
fell out of the vending machine,
291
00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:26,031
I though, "Hey, free chips."
292
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,075
>> You know that's not
what I'm talking about.
293
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:30,869
>> If you're going to de-pants
me, just go ahead and do it.
294
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,788
I'm used to bullies like you.
Felix >> Hey, Jake.
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00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:34,081
What are you doing?
296
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:36,000
>> Just trying to get back
something your friend here
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00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:38,919
stole from headquarters.
Gus >> What could you steal
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00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,964
from Mime headquarters?
Invisible rope and boxes?
299
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,716
[Felix laughs]
300
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:47,052
>> Oh, come on.
He got you, Jake.
301
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,345
Let me talk to him for a minute.
302
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:52,558
>> Careful with this one, Felix.
He's not Knight Society quality.
303
00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:59,315
>> Felix, Gus has
been using you.
304
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,317
Don't you think it's weird that
right after the two of you
305
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,402
started hanging out someone
broke into headquarters?
306
00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:05,529
>> It wasn't him.
I know it.
307
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:09,116
>> Why? Because he's pretending
to be your friend.
308
00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:11,076
Well...
309
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,120
>> Why does he have
to be pretending?
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>> You know...
Felix >> Oh, I see.
311
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Nobody wants to be my friend.
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00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:19,585
>> That's not what I meant.
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I'm sorry!
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00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:31,055
♪♪♪
>> Keep your head between
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00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:33,641
your upper arms and
don't let it hang.
316
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:38,103
Now, hold this position
for five more minutes.
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00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,980
♪♪♪
And breathe...
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00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,107
>> You have got
to be kidding me.
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00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,693
Stockley >> You're probably
out there right now saying
320
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:48,030
"You have got to be kidding me."
321
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,074
[heavy breaths]
I need something boring.
322
00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:56,121
Girl on TV >> Howard, I like,
totally love you.
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00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,165
>> Ah, perfect.
324
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:00,042
Boy on TV >> I love
you too, dude.
325
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,044
It's like we're destined for
each other in junk, I mean,
326
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,213
I totally want to get with you.
327
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,090
Girl on TV >> I know.
I know.
328
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:08,175
But what about Steve?
He's only your best bro'.
329
00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:12,012
>> Ah, your best bro'.
Bro' code, uh-uh.
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00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:19,395
♪♪♪
331
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:23,023
Gus >> Trust and openness,
that's always been my motto.
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00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:24,858
That and never shop for
groceries when you're hungry.
333
00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:28,028
But mostly, trust and openness.
334
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,489
Unfortunately, not
everyone agrees.
335
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:31,740
>> Exactly.
I apologize for Jake.
336
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,742
He might be a little jealous.
337
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:37,913
He's really usually a good...
338
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:42,251
...guy.
339
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,253
>> Well, I will say this,
[door slams]
340
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:45,421
he is brighter than he looks.
341
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:51,176
♪♪♪
342
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,137
Cause he's right.
[mites buzz]
343
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:57,182
>> This room.
Look how you live.
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00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,810
You've gone mad.
>> Mad!
345
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:01,937
Oh, perhaps, yeah.
346
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:03,021
But I also have a terrible maid.
She worked in the family
347
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:05,941
forever but it's been
coasting for years.
348
00:17:06,024 --> 00:17:07,776
>> Augustus, you don't
know what you have there.
349
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:08,986
Those are very dangerous.
350
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:11,947
>> Oh, I'm well aware
of what they do.
351
00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:13,115
Felix >> If you open that lid, I
am totally quitting your chapter
352
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,993
of the Lakewood Society
for Medieval Knights!
353
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:21,081
[zaps]
[whoosh]
354
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:24,126
Gus >> The Troop fails to
comprehend their full potential.
355
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:26,211
Why use the mites
to send back monsters,
356
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:28,213
when it's so much
more fun...
357
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:31,300
[growl]
358
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,427
...to bring monsters over here?
359
00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:38,474
[Felix screams]
[zaps]
360
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:43,896
♪♪♪
361
00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:45,939
One down.
Two to go.
362
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:49,109
[whistles]
363
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:53,489
♪♪♪
364
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,699
Jake >> Hey, Phoebe.
>> Dinner's almost ready.
365
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,034
Mom wants to know if
your friend's staying.
366
00:17:57,117 --> 00:18:00,329
>> Who, Felix?
>> I didn't see him.
367
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:03,040
He's hanging out in your room.
>> Thanks, Phoebe.
368
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:07,836
Felix, I'm so sorry
about what I...said.
369
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,004
What are you doing here?
370
00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:12,466
>> You should never
apologies, Jake.
371
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:16,178
[zaps]
[whoosh]
372
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:18,514
It's a sign of weakness.
373
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:20,557
[growl]
374
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:24,061
♪♪♪
375
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:26,855
[snarl]
376
00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:31,193
>> Well, I don't understand
how Gus got the key card.
377
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,153
Felix >> I think I might
have an idea.
378
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,197
I'm really sorry
about this, guys.
379
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,157
Lucky for us, Augustus
doesn't know his monsters.
380
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,618
The creature he pulled
was actually a Huggie Bear.
381
00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:43,789
It loves to tickle.
I actually almost peed myself.
382
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:45,707
Any word from Jake?
>> Not yet.
383
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,876
♪♪♪
384
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,878
Girl on TV >> How can I
even trust you, Howard?
385
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,880
You're hitting on my sister.
>> It's not his fault!
386
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,882
Your sister's totally gross!
[watchcom beeps]
387
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,884
Felix >> Hayley, I'm on
my way to Jake's house.
388
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,886
Meet me there now!
Girl on TV >> I've made
389
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,847
my decision, the guy
I'm taking to the prom is...
390
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,682
Felix >> Hayley, I need you to
go to Jake's house immediately.
391
00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:02,808
>> Fine!
392
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:06,103
I can't even watch a soap opera.
393
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:07,437
That's my life for you.
394
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:11,483
[crash]
395
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,652
[snarls]
396
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:14,736
Gus >> You don't understand
397
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,489
the power that you have.
398
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,700
[snarl]
399
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:21,660
We can use the monsters
to control the world!
400
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:23,620
>> You think you
can control them?
401
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,497
>> Enough to destroy you.
402
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:30,502
[snarls]
403
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:37,092
[Jake gasps]
[monster snarls]
404
00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:39,761
[snap, snap, snap]
405
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,764
[rustle at door]
406
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:45,767
Gus >> Wait, you're alive!
>> Glad to disappoint you.
407
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,813
[snarls]
408
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,857
[crunching]
[shrieks]
409
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:57,195
♪♪♪
410
00:19:57,279 --> 00:20:03,619
[whoosh]
411
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:09,541
[monster snarls]
412
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:15,339
♪♪♪
413
00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:17,466
[thump]
[monster screams]
414
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,426
[whoosh]
415
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:22,596
>> No!
416
00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:26,975
You've ruined everything!
417
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,019
>> You've done that
to yourself, Gus.
418
00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:30,228
>> It's Augustus!
419
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,481
How many times do I
have to tell you that?
420
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:36,485
>> Make it easier on yourself
and put the club down.
421
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,111
Gus >> Oh, go ahead.
Snark me.
422
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:40,072
It won't matter.
I've let myself notes
423
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:42,866
and video messages
all reminding me
424
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,201
of what you people do.
425
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:47,996
All instructing me
to destroy you.
426
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:57,756
♪♪♪
427
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,011
>> He always talked too much.
>> How did you do that?
428
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:06,598
>> I kept practicing.
[smack]
429
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,934
>> You've got to
teach me that move.
430
00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:11,353
>> Eee...
431
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:16,024
♪♪♪
432
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:19,820
>> So, I see that
stuff I sent over
433
00:21:19,903 --> 00:21:21,905
really helped you to relax, huh?
434
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,032
>> Actually, I think it was
taking down the monsters
435
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,951
that did the trick.
That other stuff,
436
00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:29,746
ha, that was the real stresser.
>> Ha ha, right.
437
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,748
Felix, don't forget
to change the key card
438
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:34,334
encryption codes too, okay?
>> Already done.
439
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:38,463
>> Really?
>> I thought if we got out early
440
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,465
we could catch
a movie or something.
441
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,342
>> I'd love to.
442
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:45,637
>> So, Mr. Stockley,
whatever happened to Gus?
443
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:48,724
>> Well, due to the sensitive
nature of his infiltration into
444
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:53,562
The Troop, International had to
step in and...clear things up.
445
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:54,896
>> How'd they do that?
446
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:58,025
>> They have their ways.
447
00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:03,447
>> I'm telling the truth.
There really are monsters.
448
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:06,199
It's just no one ever knows
because of The Troop.
449
00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:09,202
They hide the monsters
everywhere.
450
00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:11,246
The Troop is real!
451
00:22:11,329 --> 00:22:13,248
The monsters are real!
452
00:22:13,331 --> 00:22:15,250
I've seen them.
453
00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:17,252
I've seen them before.
454
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,212
I can control them.
I can control them!
455
00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:21,173
They can be our friends!
456
00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:23,592
They can help control the world!
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