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♪♪♪
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Jake >> Hurry up, Phoebe.
[whoosh]
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[sigh]
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Mr. Brinker >> You're
on my lawn.
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Uh-uh.
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It's mine now.
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Jake >> Hey, you'd better save
that, it's going to be worth
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a lot some day.
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Mr. Brinker >> Humph.
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>> You know what?
Why don't I just
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get off your lawn?
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Phoebe >> He got my glow ball
last week which I kind of get
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but what's he going to do
with my Princess tiara.
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>> Come on, Your Majesty,
Mom said I have to walk you
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to the bus.
>> Funny, Mom said I had
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to walk you to the bus.
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Said you're nervous about
the Aptitude Test results.
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>> Try totally freaked.
Once they label you something
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it's hard to shake it.
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>> You can overcome
anything, Jake.
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I believe in you.
>> Really?
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>> No, I just saw people
say that on TV.
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>> Oh.
[bus brakes squeal]
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>> My bus!
My bus!
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>> I got it.
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Stop!
Stop!
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I said stop!
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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I said stop!
[brakes screech]
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[thud!]
>> Ohhh...
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Phoebe >> Thanks, Jake.
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[knock, knock]
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[background kids' voices]
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>> Oh, and don't forget, I won't
be back from my beauty retreat
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until tomorrow.
Mr. Brinker >> Oh, you're going
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to need to stay longer.
>> What?
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>> So long.
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[sigh]
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[low growls]
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>> What's going on in there?
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[low growls]
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Hello?
[twig snaps]
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[growls]
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[roaring growls]
Argh!
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♪♪♪
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>> Hey, Jake.
>> Cuddy, what's wrong?
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>> Oh, I...I just got the
results of my Aptitude Test
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back, you know?
Turns out I'm not going to be
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able to live out my, uh...
dream of being a matador.
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>> Whatever you're going to be,
I bet it's still pretty cool.
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>> Oral Surgeon.
>> Dude.
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>> Yeah, so if you know anyone
who needs a pair of sequined
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pants, give them my number.
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Jake >> Mr. Stockley, wait!
I was hoping you could
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give me a little heads up
on my Aptitude Test results.
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>> Oh, I don't think that's
a discussion you want to have
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in public.
My office, ten o'clock.
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>> Oh, but just a hint?
A revealing glance.
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Great, I'll probably
end up a janitor.
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Which would be totally awesome.
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>> Here's your books.
Pipe busted.
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Your new locker's 33 -
around the corner,
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down the hall.
>> Seriously?
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Hayley >> One of the guys just
said something completely...
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I don't even know what he said.
Okay, so we were in R2, right?
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Mr. Robinson's class,
and right when he was about
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to start talking...
So you know David and what
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a troublemaker he is right?
>> Thank you.
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[locker rattles]
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>> New locker.
>> Hi, I'm Hayley.
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>> I know.
We've been going to school
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together since we were
in second grade.
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>> Oh...right, well...
nice to meet you again.
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[locker rattles]
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>> Mmmph
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[bash, bash...]
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>> Stubborn one.
>> Here, let me.
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[tap]
[girls giggle]
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>> Laugh it up, ladies, but I'm
not a guy who gets embarrassed.
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[girls laugh]
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But nothing's impossible.
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[school bell rings]
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[door squeaks open]
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Teacher >> Nice of you
to join us, Mr. Collins.
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We've already paired up
for the frog dissection.
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[whispers] Find a partner.
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♪♪♪
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[whispers]
>> Over here, science friend.
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♪♪♪
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Jake >> Hey, Felix.
>> Congratulations, Jake.
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You just won the
lab partner lottery.
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You can take you're A-plus plus
to the bank.
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Here's some rules.
>> I really didn't ask to be...
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>> Hang on, I still talking.
This is a baggie
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of frog organs.
I want you to memorize them.
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>> But our frog
hasn't been dissected.
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>> I brought these from home.
You see, I am that good.
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As you can see, I am driving
this train and what I expect
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from you are the three "L's",
Loyalty, Listening and Ladies,
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comma, advice about.
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[paper crinkles]
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>> Sanjay, how many
weeks is this lab?
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>> Shh.
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>> Okay, scissors...
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Herb >> I just don't get it.
Accounting?
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Mr. Stockley >> The test
doesn't lie.
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>> Are you sure?
This is a huge debit
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in my joy column.
I'll have to amortize
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my unhappiness over
the next seven quarters.
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>> Somehow I think we
got this one right.
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>> Sorry, Herb.
>> Thanks, Jake.
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>> Take one.
>> It's okay, I'm not
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really hungry.
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>> Take one.
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♪♪♪
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Jake >> Oh...looks good.
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♪♪♪
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[whap]
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♪♪♪
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[slurp]
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It is good.
>> Impressive.
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Okay, let's go.
>> Go where?
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So, this is how you
let people down?
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Offer them some fruit and tell
them their future's over?
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I already know
what I want to do.
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I want to draw comics.
>> So what if I told you
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instead of drawing heroes
you could be one?
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>> I'd say you were trying
to sell me something.
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>> You know Felix,
Hayley.
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Jake >> What are
you doing here?
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You flunked
the Aptitude Test, too?
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[electronic sound]
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What the heck was that?
Felix >> Just making sure
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nobody's listening.
Got to keep our secrets.
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>> You guys really take this
Aptitude Test thing seriously.
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>> Jake, there's a test within
the test, a hidden test
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that gauges for other
unique abilities,
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extraordinary aptitudes.
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Now, your test scores were the
highest that we've ever seen.
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I didn't believe it until you
broke open that Dung Melon.
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Do you know how few people
choose that fruit let alone
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figure out how to open it?
>> No... Wait!
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Did I eat something
called a Dung Melon?
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>> You were made to
be part of the Troop.
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>> We fight monsters.
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>> You're kidding, right?
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[laughter]
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>> Not at all.
We're part of a secret
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worldwide organization
that's dedicated to keeping
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the world safe from monsters.
Felix >> Sorry about that
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whole flooding-your-locker,
making-us-lab-partners thing.
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I just thought it'd be easier
to have an excuse to hang out
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together when we finally...
teamed up.
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>> This is a lot to take in.
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>> Want to see
something amazing?
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Show him.
>> Booya gusha.
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[clang!]
>> Whoa!
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Mr. Stockley >> That's not it.
Wait for it.
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♪♪♪
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[monsters screech, growl]
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♪♪♪
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[squishy growl, splat!]
Jake >> Huh!
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No way.
>> The monsters are real, Jake.
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They've always been here,
around you your whole life.
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Throughout time, the Troops
have been there to keep
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monsters from taking over.
>> Do you remember that giant
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moth attack two years ago?
>> No.
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Felix >> Exactly.
We stopped it.
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>> We'd like you to join us,
Jake, but think about it
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carefully.
It's a big responsibility.
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It's incredibly dangerous.
You don't get paid...
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>> And you can't tell
anybody about it.
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>> But you get
to hunt monsters?
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Hayley >> Well, yeah, but...
>> I'm in!
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When do we start?
>> We just did.
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♪♪♪
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[leaves rustle]
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[squirrel squeaks]
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♪♪♪
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[whoosh]
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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[monster growls]
Jake >> Ahhh...!
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♪♪♪
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[monster growls]
Jake >> Ahhhh!
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>> Ahhhhh...!
[whomp]
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Mr. Brinker >> What's your
problem, freak show?
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>> I was just being chased
by something horrible.
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>> Well, I'd have said it was
my wife but she's out of town.
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Look, I know you're not
officially on my lawn
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so I'm warning you,
stay off near my lawn.
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>> I'll go,
but it's not much of a lawn,
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all patchy with crab grass.
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>> When you get a lawn
of your own, you can judge.
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Now get out of here.
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>> It's definitely a monster.
Felix >> Actually, squirrels
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are not monsters, Jake.
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♪♪♪
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Jake >> Very clever,
I always thought this was
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an actual barf bucket.
Hayley >> It is.
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[electronic hum]
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Jake >> So that's
what that card does.
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>> Plus, I use it to wedge
out stuck batteries.
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Being a Troop member
has its perks.
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♪♪♪
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[elevator whirrs]
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♪♪♪
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Mr. Stockley >> You're going to
be spending a lot of time here.
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Now, the chairs
are uncomfortable
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but that's because we spent all
the money on the Troop Grid.
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We use this to monitor levels
of monster activity around the
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world, access our database and
communicate with other Troops.
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Now there's Pang Ni and
her team in Beijing.
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>> And there's Maurizio
and his paesans in Rome.
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Hey, Maurizio!
[Stockley speaks Italian]
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Ciao, Maurizio.
If you get him talking
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he'll never stop.
And here's my mom.
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>> She thinks I
have my own TV show.
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And we'll be right back.
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So, based on its ability
to turn things to stone,
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I think we can narrow down
the monster that chased you
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to one of five potential
monster species.
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There's Cockatrice, Amphesian,
Medusa, Basilisk and Kalamati.
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>> I'm moving us
to Monster Com Three.
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[alarm sounds]
Jake >> What's that?
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Mr. Stockley >> It means
a direct threat exists.
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It's all right here
in your Troop manual.
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It's a little old but the
information's still good.
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Read it, it's important.
It's what Troops have used
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for years.
Why don't you guys show Jake
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around a bit and I'll keep
checking to see if there's
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anything more I can uncover.
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Hayley >> I'll take you on
a tour of our holding cells.
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It's completely safe.
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>> Then what do
I need this for?
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[splat]
Gross!
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>> Well, Jake...this is
where we keep the monsters.
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They're safe,
all taken care of.
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This way they can't hurt
anybody or each other.
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[splat]
[Jake sighs]
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Some choose to reform their
ways and they can coexist
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with us, for example, Bigfoot,
Loch Ness Monster,
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Mickey Rourke don't bother
anybody anymore.
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But others...[splat]
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...not so much.
247
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Each Troop is tasked
with keeping its town
248
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:54,708
and designated area
monster free.
249
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:57,086
[thunk]
[monster growls]
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[splat]
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There are thousands of Troops
just like ours all over
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the world.
>> And no one ever knows?
253
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,596
Wow.
And all these Troops are made up
254
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,890
of teenagers just like us?
>> Yeah.
255
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,810
[splat]
256
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We're chosen because we're
still able to think in ways
257
00:14:15,854 --> 00:14:17,773
that adults can't and...
258
00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:19,733
[monster growls, squeals]
259
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:22,194
>> Whoo...!
>> You know those things
260
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:24,280
that you saw under your bed
and in your closet
261
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:26,198
that scared you
when you were little?
262
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,325
Your parents said they're
just clothes and toys.
263
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:29,451
>> Yes.
>> Yeah, those were monsters.
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00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:32,746
>> I knew it!
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00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:36,542
[monsters growls]
[splat]
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[monster groans, whines, growls]
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[Jake sighs]
[snorty growl]
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Now this is what
I'm talking about.
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♪♪♪
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>> This is our new
technologies room.
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This is a high tension plasma
sensor, this is a freeze ray,
272
00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:59,023
night vision goggles...
>> Communication device?
273
00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:00,899
>> Um...
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00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,484
No, that's my retainer.
275
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:06,071
Jake >> Sorry.
276
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:09,283
Whoo...what's that?
Hayley >> Hold on, Jake.
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Look, you can't just pick
that up make it work!
278
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:14,038
It take years to get certified
so don't expect to just...
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00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:16,165
[zap, zap, zap]
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Then again,
certification's overrated.
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00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,464
>> He missed one.
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♪♪♪
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00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:29,386
[clang]
284
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,555
>> This is going to be so cool.
285
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,974
>> He's way better than
Gavin ever was, by the way.
286
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:37,353
>> Who's Gavin?
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00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,688
>> He's the Troop
member you replaced.
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He was...
my best friend.
289
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,486
He's gone now.
>> Taken out by a monster?
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>> Moved to Delaware.
God, I miss him.
291
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:49,740
>> Well, now that
I'm part of the Troop,
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we'll be hanging together.
>> That's why I made this
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friendship schedule.
Now, on Tuesdays we'll watch
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movies, on Fridays we'll have
sleepovers, and Jake...
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00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,667
Jake?
Jake?
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Uh...tonight I'm cooking
Chicken Florentine.
297
00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:04,380
Jake?
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00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:07,174
Florentine.
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00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:18,227
[Brinker bounces ball...]
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00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,270
[laughs]
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00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,981
[sighs]
302
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,276
[monster growls]
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00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,405
Ethel?
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00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:31,740
♪♪♪
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00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,076
Ethel?
What the heck are you
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00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,078
doing out here?
307
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:40,666
♪♪♪
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00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:45,421
Huh...!
[monster growls]
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00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,423
Wha...!
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00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:50,759
[growls]
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00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:54,304
♪ [ipod hip hop] ♪
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00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:58,892
[distant screams]
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00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:08,944
♪ [hip hop] ♪
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00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:17,619
♪♪♪
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00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,289
>> Mr. Brinker?
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♪♪♪
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00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:32,134
[ponytail breaks off]
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00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:38,599
Don't freak.
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00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:41,310
Don't freak.
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00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:43,771
[bump, clatter]
321
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:46,064
♪♪♪
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00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:48,358
[whoosh]
323
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:52,571
Ahhhh...!
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00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,908
Mr. Stockley >> Now,
if what you heard was right,
325
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:59,620
it could only be a basilisk.
326
00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:02,039
Which means it's only 48 hours
from the time of attack
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00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:04,666
until the victim is turned
to stone forever.
328
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,961
>> Mirrors are basilisk's
kryptonite.
329
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:10,172
Oddly, they love kryptonite
Can't get enough.
330
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,174
Ironic, right?
Hayley >> Felix...mirrors.
331
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:14,176
>> So you take the
mirror and - Pow!
332
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:17,429
Basilisk down for the count.
333
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,848
>> Actually I was thinking we
could charge into the woods,
334
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:20,849
freeze rays blasting and...
Hayley >> Whoa, whoa,
335
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,852
whoa there, Tex.
First of all,
336
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,896
I'm leading this charge.
Felix >> Secondly, you can't
337
00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:26,855
freeze a basilisk.
It only gets them mad.
338
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,816
Didn't you read
your field manual.
339
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:31,193
>> I didn't get that far yet.
340
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:34,696
>> Basilisk starts with a 'B'.
Jake >> I'm a slow reader.
341
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,741
>> Then, just follow us.
>> Hang on tight.
342
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,827
>> To what?
343
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:49,211
[ATVs whine]
344
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,213
♪♪♪
345
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:54,716
Jake >> Duct tape, that's
your high-tech solution?
346
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,386
Hayley >> Duct tape was
a Troop invention in 1918.
347
00:18:57,469 --> 00:19:00,305
It's all in the manual.
>> Okay.
348
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:02,349
Jake, If you hear something,
shut your eyes immediately.
349
00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:04,434
>> And then what?
>> Run, of course.
350
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:06,395
>> How do I shut
my eyes and run?
351
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,898
Felix >> It's in the manual.
Oh...and crow like a rooster.
352
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:13,443
Basilisks hate the sound
of rooster crowing.
353
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:16,154
>> He's kidding, right?
>> You'll find when it comes
354
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,740
to monsters, Felix doesn't kid.
Take this and plant it
355
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,909
over on that bridge
behind some bushes.
356
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,911
We'll drive the basilisk
towards one of the mirrors
357
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,289
using these pulse blasters.
Then, at the last second,
358
00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:27,583
pull back the bush.
The beast will see his
359
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,793
reflection and turn to stone.
Everything will go back
360
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,045
to normal.
Easy-peasy.
361
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,006
Jake >> Hey, I have an idea.
You plant the mirror
362
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:35,048
and I'll take the blaster.
>> Ha ha, nice try.
363
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:37,009
Now get going,
we're burning daylight.
364
00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:39,511
Oh, and practice
your rooster noises.
365
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:42,431
[birds chirp]
366
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:47,978
[Jake practices crowing]
367
00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,938
Felix >> Hey, Jake,
are you there?
368
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,816
Jake >> Did you see
the basilisk?
369
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,902
>> No, just wanted to go over
tonight's sleepover menu.
370
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:57,237
How do you feel about s'mores?
[basilisk growls]
371
00:19:57,321 --> 00:20:00,616
Hayley >> It's on, Felix!
Coming to you.
372
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:02,618
Left flank, centre shot,
due south.
373
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:06,079
He'll come right to you.
[zaps]
374
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:08,749
[basilisk growls]
375
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:10,709
♪♪♪
376
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:14,796
[basilisk growls]
377
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:20,677
♪♪♪
378
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:23,972
[Felix screams]
>> What are you doing?
379
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:24,973
It should have run right
to you. [leaves rustle]
380
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,935
>> Whoa! Hold on, hold on!
It's me!
381
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,937
>> I told you to hold
your position.
382
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:30,979
>> Sitting didn't feel right.
I just felt like
383
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,941
I needed to be here.
[mirror smashes]
384
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:35,859
Hayley >> Oh, no.
It found the mirror.
385
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:36,944
It's tricked us.
>> It's breaking them all.
386
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:41,156
[glass smashes]
[basilisk growls]
387
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,659
Jake >> There's still the one
I hid.
388
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:47,287
♪♪♪
389
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,247
[basilisk growls]
>> Get the mirror!
390
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:51,333
Don't look back!
391
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:55,087
♪♪♪
392
00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:57,339
[basilisk growls]
[whomp!]
393
00:20:57,422 --> 00:21:01,343
[Hayley grunts and groans]
394
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,387
[thunk]
395
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:05,347
Oh...
Uh...
396
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:08,308
[basilisk growls]
Oh!
397
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:14,064
Jake >> Aw, it's smashed!
398
00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:15,273
Hayley's turned to stone!
399
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:18,860
[Felix crows like a rooster]
>> Will you stop that?
400
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,862
>> It may be the only
thing keeping us alive!
401
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:25,033
[Felix crows]
[basilisk growls]
402
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,244
[Felix crows]
403
00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:29,246
>> We're a super high-tech
monster fighting squad,
404
00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:31,289
we must have a better weapon
than a stupid rooster!
405
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:35,752
[basilisk growls]
>> Run!
406
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,796
Felix >> Huh?
>> Run to that shed, run!
407
00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:40,132
Come on out you ugly lizard!
Felix >> What are you doing?
408
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:42,009
Jake >> Run!
[Felix yelps]
409
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:44,219
Jake >> Close your eyes!
410
00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:48,056
[basilisk growls]
Ahh!
411
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:51,977
[basilisk crackles into stone]
412
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:55,355
[crashing clatter]
413
00:21:57,607 --> 00:22:01,903
Felix >> Now that was cool.
Not exactly by the book
414
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,947
you didn't read, but awesome.
>> Was it?
415
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:06,283
Felix >> Yeah.
Hayley >> Sure looked like it.
416
00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:08,577
>> You're okay!
You're okay!
417
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:12,539
Ah!
418
00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:15,042
Ah!
419
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:17,044
What?
We don't hug after missions?
420
00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:19,671
Hayley and Felix >> Um...no.
421
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:23,258
♪♪♪
422
00:22:23,341 --> 00:22:25,761
>> Uh...what are you
doing with that ponytail?
423
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:27,763
>> Hey, how much longer
will the Brinker's
424
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:31,558
stay turned to stone?
425
00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:33,935
Mr. Brinker >> I don't know
why we're in the woods.
426
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,646
I told you I don't remember
what happened but I do know
427
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:39,733
this, if you paid more than
$10.00 for that spa treatment,
428
00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:42,027
you got robbed.
429
00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:43,987
Ethel >> Well,
I'll tell you what.
430
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,865
The second you shave off
that idiotic mustache,
431
00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:48,825
I'll listen to your beauty tips.
432
00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:50,952
>> What mustache?
433
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:53,455
>> Look!
Oh....
434
00:22:53,538 --> 00:23:04,466
♪♪♪
435
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:08,261
[leaves rustle]
[monster growls]
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