Original subtitles

♪ I remember last summer

♪ I spent it cryin' most of the time ♪

♪ Now he's liftin' the fog

♪ The stage lights come on

♪ I'm the star of the show

♪ Well, he doesn't know it

♪ It's how I show him I care

♪ Mmm, movin' my body

♪ Throwin' my hands in the air

♪ I went for a walk down Franklin Avenue ♪

♪ I knock on the door

♪ It used to be his door

♪ But that don't matter no more ♪

♪ 'Cause I got everything I need right here ♪

♪ I just wanna dance for love

♪ Celebrate it just because I got you ♪

♪ I just wanna dance for love

♪ Celebrate it just because I can ♪

♪ Ha, ah-ah-ah, ah-ha

♪ You make me wanna

♪ You make me wanna

♪ You make me wanna

♪ You make me wanna, you

["Dance For Love" by Zella Day continues playing]

["Dance For Love" by Zella Day continues playing]

♪ I just wanna dance for love

♪ Celebrate it just because

♪ I just wanna dance for love

♪ Celebrate it just because I can ♪

♪ I just wanna dance for love

♪ Celebrate it just because

♪ Ooohh ♪ Celebrate it

♪ Uh, do-do, do ya, do ya

♪ Uh, do I make you wanna ♪ Celebrate it

[upbeat mellow music]

[Josh] Don't judge me, okay?

I'm just...

I'm done.

I need a change.

Let's say you really are done.

What does that even look like?

You're just gonna wait at home for Ira all day,

making matzo ball soup, maybe get an allowance?

[laughs] God, you're so condescending.

[scoffs] I fuckin' hated this thing!

[upbeat mellow music continues]

[door handle clatters] [keys jangling]

[bag thuds]

[Josh] You made the red-eye?

I love what you've done with the place.

[Shawn groans]

[gently smooching]

So I have news.

My friend, Roger's, mother died, Lori Cooper.

Oh, no!

I'm so sorry.

Do I know Roger?

No, he was a childhood friend.

Yeah, how's he holdin' up?

He's coming to New York,

so I said he could visit.

Oh, okay.

When?

This weekend.

It's okay, isn't it?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's fantastic.

That's so great.

So great! [chuckles sarcastically]

Shawn...

- Bye. - [gently smooching]

- Ira. - Mm-hmm.

[Josh sighs deeply]

[Shawn groans] [door clatters shut]

[chair shuffles]

[utensil clanks]

[chair shuffles]

Hi.

Hey.

- Mmm. - [phone clatters]

[Ira mumbles faintly]

[chair shuffles]

This looks delicious.

Oh, I do have some good news.

[Josh] Tell me!

I cleared my schedule, so we can stay here all week.

- We can? - We can.

God, I love it when you're home.

So how was closing night party?

Didn't go.

Again?

What does Jen say?

Same thing all managers say, "Take the tour gig".

What?!

Well, that's a terrible idea, no?

Terrible.

You don't have to work, you know?

Right.

So then what do I do?

Just wait for you to come home,

make matza ball soup, get an allowance?

[Ira] I'll make some calls.

What?

Oh, god, no!

- Please, don't. - I'm an agent.

Just one call.

This is not how I wanna do it.

I don't wanna be the guy that gets a part

because of his well-connected boyfriend.

- Okay, well- - I wanna know

that my talent is enough.

It is, and I just wanna help.

And it's just not how I wanna do things.

Please don't be mad.

I'm not mad.

So...

Roger?

Oh, he was my neighbor.

He moved to London when his parents divorced.

We were 16.

What was he like?

Rambunctious, loud, very touchy-feely.

He was the kinda guy that would drink from your glass.

Yeah, but you hate that kinda guy.

- Mmm. - And you were close?

Roger was that one best friend

that you had an oddly codependent relationship with

that just ended.

Yeah, I don't know.

Codependent?

I mean, that's...

That's interesting, 'cause you've never even mentioned him

over the last 10 years, like, not once.

Josh, it was a lifetime ago.

Come here.

[gently smooching]

[Josh softly sighs]

[bottle clanks]

Really?

To Roger.

[Ira laughs]

[waves crashing]

[blade slicing]

[knife clatters]

Ira, are you gettin' up?

What?

[Ira inhales sharply and groans]

What time is it?

- It's almost 11. - Fuck!

The guest room's ready.

- Yeah? - [lighter flicking]

Guest room.

[Josh mouths silently]

- Oh, thank you. - [lighter clatters]

Do you have any idea what time he'll be showin' up?

No.

But he'll...

Like, he'll call first, right,

and let us know what time?

- Probably not. - Ahh!

That's great.

That's polite.

Coffee.

Maybe a bagel?

[sighs heavily] On the deck whenever you're ready.

You're the best.

[birds chirping]

Hi.

Hey, babes.

[utensil clanking]

Are you nervous?

No.

Oh...

A little, I guess.

I just don't want it to be weird.

Oh, come on!

It'd be so fun to see your best childhood friend,

who you've never mentioned once in 10 years.

It's just one night.

What can go wrong?

- Coffee? - Yes, sorry.

Thank you.

So is [clears throat] he, like, hot?

Hot?

Cute, maybe?

He's tall.

He's kinda goofy, though.

He's a redhead.

Ah, so like a five?

Mmm, seven, maybe eight.

It's hard to say.

Why'd you two lose touch again?

Oh, my gosh!

It's almost noon.

I gotta work.

Thank you, babes.

This was perfect. [gently smooching]

[workout machine whirring]

[cell phone buzzes]

Sweetie?

Is he there yet?

Roger?

No, not yet.

Am I on speaker?

No.

So what's the 4-1-1?

- Let's see, best friend. - Uh-huh.

[Josh] Neighbor until they were 16.

Okay, so same age.

Looks?

Tall, goofy, redhead.

Yeah, it could be a seven, Uhhuh.

- But he could be an eight, - Uh-huh.

[Josh] but he's not sure.

Okay, so a goofy eight.

That's suspicious.

Yes, exactly!

Okay, well, maybe I'll just pop in

and borrow a cup of vodka?

And by drop in, you mean impose, and be generally awful,

then no, absolutely not.

- But that's my thing! - Yes, I know.

Okay, I'm gonna go.

I'm finish this workout, and I will text you later.

[sighs] All right, love you, sweetie.

Kiss.

Love you, kiss.

[cell phone clatters]

I am not this stupid.

I'm not this stupid.

Like, I'm not this stupid.

- [knocking at door] - Ra?

Ra?

- Oh, god! - [knocking at door continues]

I am this stupid.

[papers rustling]

Okay. [doorbell rapidly chiming]

- Ira? - Oh. [sighs]

Well, it's Roger.

Okay.

No text, no call, nothin'?

You got that right.

[Roger] Ra!

It's me!

[door shuffles open]

- Oh! - [gently smooching]

Look at you!

- You- - Oh, with a beard thing!

Yeah, I can grow facial hair now.

[Roger] I like it.

And you are so much less red.

And you're so much more gray.

- Yeah. - This is true.

This is true.

Okay, okay. [Roger laughs]

This is- You guys all right?

[Roger] This is Lilly.

[inhales sharply] Oh, my god!

- Fantastic to meet you. - Yeah!

Hi, Roger, I'm Josh.

- It's really nice to meet you. - Hey, Josh.

- Hi. - Lilly Masters.

You're gorgeous.

Thank you, love!

[Josh] Your hair is just amazing.

- Oh! - [Roger chuckles]

[Josh] Come in.

[Roger giggles]

[Ira] I am sorry to hear about Gloria.

Ahh, yeah, thanks, mate.

- Yeah. - Are you doin' all right?

I think so.

[Roger chuckles giddily]

I just can't get over how different you look.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- You, too. - All right.

- All right, all right! - You look so different.

Stop it!

- You're such an asshole. - You love it!

[Ira] Stop it, Roger.

[Roger] But Ra-Ra,

- you love Ra-Ra. - Okay, it's just-

- [Roger] All right.

- [Roger laughs] - It's just...

It's just Ira now.

Just- Okay.

Just Ira.

Does anybody need to freshen up?

Uggh, desperately.

Okay, just down the hall and to the left.

Just Ira, this is all great.

[Roger and Lilly giggle]

[Roger speaks indistinctly] [Josh mouths silently]

[door clacks shut]

Ra-Ra?

Let's go help them unpack their bags, Ra-Ra.

[birds chirping]

[Ira sighs loudly]

You feelin' all right?

What?

Yeah, I'm...

I'm fine.

A little feel good.

You want a glass?

Aahh, you do love me.

- Yes, please. - Ah, we should probably

wait till they come out to pour it, though.

That's nonsense.

I've waited long enough.

[Josh softly sighs]

So when you told me that he was like a seven or an eight,

you actually meant like a drop dead gorgeous 10?

He did not look like that before.

So what do you think of the surprise?

God, she's beautiful, isn't she?

- She's quite pretty. - Yeah.

[Roger] Let's get this party started!

Is he gonna be this loud all weekend?

I'm afraid so.

- Hello, mate. - Hi!

Champagne?

- Yes, please. - [Roger grunts softly]

- Can I see? - Yes.

How lovely!

- Toast. - So soon?

Mmm, I'm raring to go.

[chuckles] Ask Lilly.

Always.

Is that true?

I get that sense.

[Roger laughs]

Okay.

To old friends,

and good fucking times.

- Cheers to that. - Cheers.

[Roger] Mmm!

- Mmm! - Oh, that's good.

You love champagne.

It is Mother's milk.

I set a fine example, didn't I?

You sure did.

Well, I'd love to see the house.

I would love to show you the house.

Let's go.

[Josh] Let's get you one more of those.

[Lilly giggles]

[bottle clanks]

[Lilly] The landscaping's incredible.

- So stunning. - Yeah.

[Lilly] Ra help you with all this?

This is crazy.

- No. - How much work-

- [Josh] IRA does nothing, literally.

[Lilly] That's what it seems like.

[Josh] Yeah, I have to do all the gardening by myself.

[Lilly sighs loudly]

What a spectacular home!

Thank you.

Yeah, we like mid-century.

We found this one.

It needed some work, lucky for me.

I don't know, it's the first real serious thing

that Ira and I have done together, so.

I mean, it's Ira's,

but it kinda feels like ours.

Well, I think you have marvelous taste.

And I think I like you!

[Lilly giggles giddily]

See?

You do have marvelous taste.

[Josh laughs]

[gently smooching]

[glasses clank]

[chuckles] Hey!

- Come over here, eh? - I'm good.

Come on!

All right, I'll come.

[Roger] All right [speaks indistinctly].

- No, no, no, no! - Be so rough!

[Roger imitates growling]

[Roger chuckles softly]

Hey.

Ah, joint.

- [Roger claps hands] - Oh, yes, please!

Okay.

[lighter flicks]

[lighter clatters]

[Roger softly chuckles]

[Roger sighs loudly]

[Roger] Surreal, eh?

Yeah, she was so glamorous.

She had the most exquisite taste.

Yeah, she was a head turner.

So is your girlfriend.

[Ira mumbles indistinctly]

So is yours.

I mean- I get it.

You surprised?

[Roger] Happy for ya.

Thanks.

He's really sweet,

and he tolerates my shitty schedule,

and he never gets 100% of me.

[mumbles] Well, he seems happy.

I hope so.

I bought a little something to help us chill.

[Ira] [groans] A gun?

[chuckles] No, Molly.

Molly?!

- Yeah! - God, no!

We don't do street drugs.

Oh, street drugs?

[Roger chuckles]

Psychedelics are, like, legit.

They're the hottest thing in therapy right now.

To treat what?

Depression, anxiety, post-traumatic stress disorder.

That's very fitting.

Fitting for me or for you?

[Ira chuckles and softly sighs]

That's...

I think it's gonna be all you and Lilly.

Oh, my gosh.

You gotta stop.

Roger- Baby steps.

- Baby steps. - Give that to me.

[Roger sighs longingly]

I think- We're back!

- Group hug! - Yes!

[Ira groans] Get in here, mate.

[Roger grunts loudly]

[Roger sighs heavily]

- [Roger chuckles] - Let's get a photo.

[Roger moans lovingly]

- One. - Okay.

- Two. - Oohh,

- our first selfie. - Three.

And...

[clicks tongue] Snap!

Ahh!

- That was a bad angle for me. - Ahh!

So we're gonna...

[phone softly clatters] Okay.

Everyone, give me your best.

Strike a pose in four, three, two, one.

Booyah!

[Roger and Lilly laugh]

- Ahh. - So...

How did you guys meet?

- You- - Take it away.

We were at an after-party for one of Ira's clients,

and Ira was off holding court with producers.

I was not holding court.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, but no, he was.

I was over by a pinball machine.

I was not supposed to be drinking,

because it was a school night,

but I was out with my friend, Shawn,

and he was mingling and- And pouring a round.

Ira was behind me,

and I could just like feel his stare.

I might've glanced over.

No, you didn't glance here.

- You were full-blown staring. - I know,

- but he gave me nothing! - Nothing.

So I sent a drink over.

Saboteur, oof.

He wouldn't even look at me,

so I waited.

And then, about halfway through his drink,

he started to loosen up.

Oohh, I know the feeling well.

And he started to sway to the music.

First, it was his hips,

and then, all of a sudden,

he started to roll his left shoulder.

- Yeah, you know. - Oohh!

Like a little...

A little shoulder dance.

[Lilly] Oohh!

And then a moment later,

without moving his body at all,

he looked over his dancing shoulder, and he smiled.

And you?

I smiled back.

And then he smiled wider,

and then- And then he took me home

and fucked my brains out. [Lilly gasps]

- You- - Wow!

[Lilly] Love that.

[gently smooching]

[Lilly sighs lovingly]

[gently smooching]

So...

Anybody want food?

I'm okay, actually.

I don't really feel hungry right now.

Shots?

Yes, shots!

All right.

- Vodka? - Yeah.

Lilly, let's make it happen.

Ahh!

[Roger chuckles]

[Roger moans sensually]

You know, I was...

I was telling Lilly about that crazy lady

who lived down the street.

Remember?

Like, she used to come onto all the boys.

Mrs. Gailson?

Eww, Gailson with the mustache!

No, no, no, no, no, no.

On the corner with the red convertible,

like hot, big tits, like...

Oh, we used to call her Mrs. Robinson.

Yes!

Yeah, Sylvia Spitzer.

- Yes. - Yes.

- Oh, my gosh! - That's it.

Oohh!

[Ira chuckles] Sylvia Spitzer.

Oh, my god!

Fuck, I could not remember her name for the life of me.

And my first instinct was to call Mom.

And then I realized,

the only one I had left to ask was you.

[upbeat mellow music]

Ooh!

What took so long?

Baby Love!

[dish clatters]

[shot glasses clanking]

- Whoo! - [Roger sighs]

A toast.

No, Lilly called it.

She's the shot master.

Is that a thing?

Actually, Ira, it is.

I suppose we don't have to toast to everything,

so I'll keep this short.

To new beginnings and to happy endings.

- Amen that. - [shot glasses clanking]

[Lilly giggles]

Blah!

- Ow! - [Lilly grunts]

- Ooh! - Oof!

Go ahead.

[Roger exhales loudly]

[Lilly and Roger heavily sigh]

May I have a hit?

Mm-hmm.

You may, my love.

[upbeat mellow music continues]

[Lilly] Josh, do you mind if I change the music?

No, of course not.

So here's volume, and there is selection.

Like this?

- Oh, gosh, no! - Oohh!

- No, no, no, no, no! - [Lilly chuckles nervously]

How 'bout something like this?

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ah-ha!

Mmmm!

[light mellow music]

Love?

Oh, no.

It's good.

Get a little buzzed with me.

He's not gonna smoke that.

Okay.

Just the one.

[lighter flicks]

[light mellow music continues]

[Josh coughs]

- Oh, god. - Yes!

- All right, shots! - You're mine.

- Whoo! - Shots, rack 'em up.

Let's throw 'em back, come on.

[Ira] [groans] Oh!

- Cheers, cheers, cheers. - Another?

[Ira speaks indistinctly]

Mmm! [shot glasses clanking]

[group grunts and groans]

Oh, I gotta get this.

I'll be back.

Where's my phone?

Oh, it's charging on the bedside table.

[Lilly] Right.

[Shawn] What are you doing?

Oh, just being the sandwich bitch.

[tray clatters]

So...

Seven or an eight?

[Josh] How 'bout a hard 10?

[Shawn] What?!

And no pic?

I'm on my way.

No, please, stand by.

[button taps] Sent.

Oh, my god!

[Shawn speaks indistinctly over the phone]

She's Roger's girlfriend.

She's an actress, she's a model, she's beautiful,

and just oozes sex.

- First name? - Lilly.

- Last name? - Masters.

Are you Googling her?

- Gorgeous. - Mm-hmm.

Quite popular in the UK.

Oh, my god, she's a natural redhead!

She is.

[ashtray clanks]

[light mellow music continues playing]

We need more vodka.

Whatever it takes.

[Roger laughs]

[light mellow music continues playing]

[Shawn] What's the vibe?

Honestly, it's concerning.

Go on.

[Josh] Wait, hold on.

[light mellow music continues playing]

How are you?

Do you need anything?

- [bottle thuds] - No, just another bottle.

[freezer door shuffles]

Okay.

I'm sorry.

Okay, so weird vibe, go on.

They're sort of just hanging all over each other.

Roger's real touchy-feely,

and Ira doesn't seem to mind at all.

It's weird.

Weird.

And gay.

[Josh] I told you, he's not gay.

Gettable, maybe?

But I don't even know what I'm saying.

Please, let me come by.

You are being terribly selfish right now.

I'll text you later.

[Shawn scoffs]

- I know what that means. - Kiss.

[cell phone clatters]

[Josh exhales loudly]

[tray clatters]

So fashion?

Yeah!

I wanna do more film, though.

[Ira] Oh, I can see that!

- Mm-hmm. - Here we are.

Brilliant!

- [plate clatters] - Mm-hmm.

Woof.

- [Lilly giggles] - Spanish tuna!

It's the best.

This is fantastic, babes.

Does anyone want a drink?

Ooh, water, please?

- Mmm, same. - Mmm, yep.

You know, I did just make fresh peach blossom tea, though.

[Lilly gasps]

Make that two.

Three.

Tea?

You don't like tea.

Yeah, tea would be great.

Thank you, babes.

- Yeah. - Don't be silly.

- Ira loves tea. - What?!

You've always hated tea.

Well, I like it now,

so tea would be great.

Thank you, babes!

[Ira mouths words silently]

[Roger mouths words silently]

[Josh grunts loudly] [Lilly gasps astounded]

[glasses clanking]

This is lovely.

Thank you, Josh.

This is great.

[Josh] This is Ira's favorite.

Yeah, you should see his tea collection.

It is outrageous.

Ah, impressive!

- Thank you. - [glass clanks]

Just let me know

if you want a little vodka in that one, Roger.

[Roger] [smirks] Always.

You know me too well already.

[Lilly giggles nervously]

[glass clanks]

So...

What's next?

[Josh] How about a little soak in the hot tub?

Roger?

- All right. - [Roger chugging]

Mmm, in a bit.

You go ahead.

[Lilly moans sensually]

[Roger moans sensually]

[gently smooching]

[Lilly giggles]

[glass clanks]

Let's do it.

I'll be right back.

And we will see you boys later, huh?

[Ira] Mm-hmm.

[glasses clanking]

You're not going out there?

No.

[lively mellow music]

[Roger grunts]

Come on, I.

[hand pats]

Assume the position.

[Ira sighs]

I haven't heard those words

come outta your mouth in decades.

[upbeat mellow music]

You still smell the same.

You were always a good cuddler.

Remember that time that Gloria

and Marty had that big fight?

You were so upset,

and I found you in your room sitting on the floor,

and I put my head on your shoulder.

Yeah.

And then you pulled me into your chest.

That was the first time we cuddled.

Do you remember what you said?

No.

"Don't tell anyone."

I did not.

Yes, you did.

I always loved your mum.

How is she?

I still see all her movies.

[sighs heavily] She's still self-obsessed,

and still working like every gig is gonna be her last.

Mmm.

And Dad?

So-so.

He's gonna run that agency until the day he dies.

That's why I opened the New York office.

He still makes me come back once a month, though.

Such a control freak.

The control freak apple doesn't fall far from

- their control freak tree. - Mmm, okay.

All right. [grunts]

All right, so just stop.

Just like...

Dude, you gotta stop!

Just stop!

[Roger] I'm sorry, okay?

But you can't just walk in here after 24 years

and act like everything's fucking fine in two minutes,

because it's not!

It's not, and I...

I can't.

[Roger] I won't do it again.

No.

No, no, I...

I need to...

To loosen up?

You gotta let go of the past, I.

Let's just have a little joint.

[softly laughs] I can't believe this.

[Roger giggles]

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

[Roger exhales loudly]

[water splashing]

Looks divine!

[Josh] It's getting hot.

Set to 95.

Oh, perfect.

[robe rustling]

Do you mind?

No.

God, no, of course not.

Whatever floats your boats.

Floats your boat.

[chuckles] God!

[water lightly lapping] [Lilly moans sensually]

- Josh? - Yeah?

Oh, it was just...

It's just hot.

I'll just give it a minute, so.

Oh.

Look, I mean, I can get in.

Okay. [softly laughs]

Really?

[water lightly lapping]

[Lilly giggles]

Your home is paradise.

[exhales loudly] Thank you.

I love it here.

Can't get too comfortable, though, right?

It can be swept away at any moment.

You guys aren't married?

Oh, no.

Ira hates gay weddings.

What do you mean?

We'll go to a wedding,

Ira will fidget through the entire thing,

and then in the middle of the service,

he'll lean over to me, and say,

"Ugghh, they're in matching outfits!"

"Ugghh, they were holding hands."

It's- [Lilly laughs]

[Lilly sighs loudly]

You don't need a wedding to get married.

But I want it.

I guess I'm that guy.

I'm just basic bitch.

I wanna be princess for a day.

I want calla lillies and tiny canapés.

I want a fuckin' harp.

[Lilly laughs]

What about you?

Marriage?

Never.

Dad wasn't a good guy.

My parents had a shitty marriage.

Left me a bit gun shy.

I'm sorry.

Don't be.

It made me driven.

Strong.

Gave me the determination to be my own person.

- Actor, yes? - Yes.

Stage, chorus.

I'm a Broadway baby.

I was born in New York.

- What?! - Mm-hmm.

I moved to the UK when I was nine,

but I'll always be a New Yorker at heart.

[Josh sighs longingly]

♪ We'll have Manhattan

♪ The Bronx and Staten Island, too. ♪

♪ It's lovely going to

♪ The zoo

♪ It's very fancy

♪ On old Delancey Street

♪ You know

♪ The subway charms us so

♪ As balmy breezes blow

♪ To and fro

♪ Bah bah bah bah bum

[Lilly and Josh laugh]

[Josh] Oh, god, I love you!

Do you karaoke?

[Josh mumbles] [water lightly splashes]

Do I karaoke?

Do I...

I am the Gucci of karaoke, ma'am.

Fabulous.

And Ira?

Oh, a huge ham.

Roger?

- Just a huge cock. - [laughs shyly]

Wait, really?

- Like, how big? - Well, I'd say,

about this.

- Oh, my god! - Gerth's like...

Oh, wow!

Wow, okay, cool.

Well, totally shouldn't have gone there.

Big mistake, huge.

[Lilly laughs]

[birds chirping]

- Oh! - [Josh sighs]

He has risen.

[water lightly splashing]

Oh.

It's okay.

Do you need a minute?

- No, I'll be okay. - [Lilly laughs]

All those nights

we went to that crazy club.

Was it The Mix?

Yes, yes, The Mix.

Great Club.

Huge.

Mm-hmm, you'd walk ahead,

because, you know, the bouncer knew

that you were Ellie's kid.

Did we get in every time?

Of course we did.

They had the best music.

They had great drugs.

Well, okay, I think it was the drugs

that made it seem like the best music.

Definitely.

God, and you knew everyone.

But I didn't hang with everyone, did I?

No.

You never lost me.

Yeah, no matter who was there, or how crowded,

your always [clicks tongue] look back.

It was cool.

That was long time ago.

Hey, I wasn't, like,

trying to make you uncomfortable before.

[sighs softly] I know.

We were just always so close.

We were, till we weren't.

[lighter flicks]

Baby love!

How was your dip?

Delicious, but I'm freezing.

- I've gotta change. - Oohh!

Oh, we've got dinner at nine at Odette's.

No!

Everyone I love is right here in this room.

Come on, let's stay here and party.

I'm just along for the ride.

All right, let's stay then.

Then I will call and cancel dinner.

You guys wanna take an hour, relax, and freshen up?

Oh.

Ira?

[lighter clatters]

Well, Lilly?

Yeah, she's a doll.

He can't just do that.

He can't just roll in here after all this time

and just act like nothing's even happened.

Well, what happened?

Nothing.

Nothing happened.

Okay, if nothing happened, why are you so upset?

I'm not upset.

I just...

He calls me mate.

I did notice that.

So awkward!

No. [laughs]

No, no, no.

No, sir.

Awkward is him hanging all over you like a howler monkey.

Well, better you than him.

Yeah.

[robe rustling]

[Josh sighs sensually]

Okay! [Josh inhales sharply]

Are you teasing me?

Not in the least.

[Ira growls sensually]

[bed creaks] [Roger sighs pleasurably]

Lill!

Lill?

Baby, do you think it's odd for two men to get married?

No, of course not.

Why?

Just curious.

[Roger] Does Josh think that?

No.

Oh!

[snarls sarcastically] It's Ira.

[Lilly giggles]

- Come here. - Whoo!

- Come here. - [Lilly screams]

[Roger imitates growling] [Lilly laughs]

[Roger continues imitating growling]

- [laughs] Roger! - [Roger grunts]

We're doing karaoke later.

That's right, Josh can sing!

You won't have to do it yourself.

We're having fun.

Yeah!

What about you, Love?

Are you having fun?

Yeah.

[grunts tiredly] But Ira's being weird.

Yeah.

Yeah, still, after all his time,

he's all, like, sad, and mad, and just like

all in his- The feelings, yeah.

I know.

You don't do feelings.

But if he's got something he needs to say,

you gotta give him that.

How 'bout we just give him some Molly instead?

- Hmm? - Hmm!

Well, we did bring it.

[Roger chuckles]

That's the plan.

[Lilly moans sensually]

[gently smooching]

Make it happen.

I'll try.

[Lilly laughs]

It will be fun, though.

Let me see what I can do.

- Okay! - [Lilly giggles]

Oh, Lilly Masters!

You're gonna be the death of me.

[body thuds]

Josh?

Josh, love?

[Ira and Josh panting heavily]

[both moaning sensually]

[Josh moans sensually] [gentle smooching]

- Josh? - Oh, my god!

[Lilly] Joshy?

[knocking at door]

[Ira and Josh panting heavily]

Josh, love, fancy a drink?

Don't fucking stop!

- Don't go! - Oh, yeah?

[both panting heavily] [knocking at door]

[both continue panting heavily]

- [muffled moaning] - Well, I'm gonna have one!

[muffled moaning continues]

[Josh moans muffled]

[both panting heavily]

[muffled moaning]

All right!

I'll be in the kitchen.

It must be Christmas?

You're welcome.

[chuckles] Yeah.

[Ira moans pleasurably]

[Josh pants]

[Ira groans tiredly] [Josh continues panting]

[Ira continues groaning tiredly]

[Josh exhales loudly]

[Ira moans exhaustively]

She...

- She... - She...

[Josh snickers] Would not stop knocking,

I swear to god, I was gonna fucking strangle her.

[sighs pleasurably] Yeah.

She's too gorgeous to die, though.

You really like her.

[Josh] Like her?

I wanna be her.

- Oh, my gosh! - [Josh laughs]

No, please! [Josh exhales loudly]

You're so adorable.

[Ira moans sensually] [gently smooching]

I love you.

[Josh] I love you too.

It should be an interesting night.

I told you it would be simpler

if we just went out to dinner.

You said you didn't care.

Yeah, to make it easier.

I hate when you do that.

And you know that I hate to argue,

[Ira scoffs] so there we have it.

You just...

- I'm gonna shower. - [gently smooching]

[Ira softly chuckles]

Oh, yes.

[Rubik's Cube clatters]

[Lilly] Might the dew

still be on the rose? [Josh laughs]

Oh, girl, that dew was... [sucks teeth]

It was everywhere.

[Lilly laughs]

Oooh, pour me a shot of that testosterone, honey!

[alcohol sloshing] Quickly.

[glass shuffles]

[alcohol sloshing]

[bottle thuds]

[glasses clank]

[Josh] My tea infuser.

Oh!

That is a lot of tea.

This helps with cancer healing, lower cholesterol,

diabetes, vision, kidney problems,

nerve damage- Josh, love, stop right now,

because if there is a tea that will give me bigger tits,

I'm gonna murder you for all the money

I've wasted on plastic surgery.

Black cohosh.

Stimulates estrogen receptors.

You really love tea, huh?

I make it every day.

Ira loves it.

[Lilly] And you keep everything so tidy.

[exhales loudly] Thank you for noticing that.

Music?

I don't know where the remote is.

Oh, I'll find it.

- Cheers! - Hey!

[gently smooching]

[Josh moans sensually]

[gently smooching]

- Hey, baby. - Hi.

[gently smooching]

[glass clanks]

Have you seen Roger?

Is he up?

Nah.

Nah, I don't...

I don't track Roger.

I don't know where he is.

I'm sure he's somewhere.

All right, I'm gonna do a lap around the house.

Okay.

[lively rock music] Oh, she found the remote.

Oh, well, how lucky for us.

I will bring you drinks.

Vodka, and lots of it.

- Great. - Pretty please.

Yes.

[lively rock music continues playing]

[Ira] Still over here layin' on my floor?

Yeah.

It's my little nook.

Oh, I love that you have a little nook in my house.

Look at that.

[Roger clicks tongue]

Wow!

You used to be so terrible when we were 16.

- That is impressive. - Right?

It's sex o'clock.

Are we happy?

Oh, we are a heels over head, sweetie.

Hey, what's on your agenda tonight?

A surrogate for one of the housewives

is having a party next door.

10:00 PM, clothing optional, be there.

[Shawn speaks indistinctly over the phone]

I am dying for you to meet Lilly.

Oh, my god, me, too!

Please make it happen, sweetie.

I'll try, I'll try.

I can't confirm now, but I'll text you later.

Okay, love you, sweetie!

Kiss.

[Shawn softly winces]

[lively rock music plays over the phone]

[upbeat mellow music]

You know, we were supposed to go to college together.

Yeah.

Yeah, that was the plan.

Mm-hmm, we had a lot of plans.

[paper crinkling]

- Hey. - Mm-hmm?

I think we should do the Molly.

[Ira softly laughs]

That's gonna make everything better?

Mmm, for one night, yes.

[upbeat mellow music continues]

Who's here at an awkward moment?

Yeah, it would appear that's us.

[Lilly laughs] I got shots!

- It'll be fun. - Always...

[Ira groans] [bottle clanks]

At my service.

Okay, now, I know it's been a long time,

a lot of history, and a lot of regrets, well, a few,

but we're all together right here, right now,

and I really want tonight to be special.

One night for all of us to let go and enjoy each other.

Now, I know we could do it without,

but we bought some really good Molly,

and I think it's exactly what we all need.

Well, that sounds perfect, but we don't do Molly.

It's just the one line we haven't crossed.

But you guys should definitely do it, though.

Yeah, you guys.

[Lilly] Wait, you've never done Molly?

Let me think about that for a second.

No.

You just feel euphoric,

happy, and tingly all over,

and nothing feels bad.

I know that you'll love it,

but we won't do it without you.

All for one.

No, no, no!

This is unfair pressure.

Okay.

[Ira] Really?

Fantastic.

I'll be right back.

Josh, love, could you grab me some tape?

Tape, tape, why are we getting...

Don't ask questions, Josh.

How long does it last?

About six hours,

unless you do more.

[Ira] Six hours, that's a commitment.

[lively electronic dance music]

Shit!

Girl, you travel with that?

Don't ask questions, trust me.

It was safe.

Yeah, I don't think I wanna know.

This is insane!

Tape?

[tape dispenser clacks]

You could just put it under your tongue,

but it's better to swallow it.

It tastes like shit anyway.

[Josh] Lilly, this is, like, a full procedure.

[Lilly chuckles]

So did you, like, take a drug mule class,

or how do you know how to do this?

[Ira] Doesn't take much, eh?

[Roger] Nope, and you're ready for take off, right?

[hand pats]

So...

Smaller doses for the virgins.

Oh, I am impressed.

And a bit more for the seasoned.

If you want more later, it's here.

Bye!

[Roger laughs]

Well, tell my kids, I love 'em.

Cheers?

- Cheers. - Cheers!

[Ira grunts] [shot glasses clattering]

[Ira] Mmm.

You're the Molly whisperer.

You're the fuckin' Molly whisperer.

[Lilly] Mm-mmm.

[Lilly giggles]

[Roger softly moans] [gently smooching]

How long does it take to kick in?

[lively electronic dance music continues playing]

You don't say?

[lively electronic dance music continues playing]

About a half hour.

[Josh sighs]

Come here.

[Lilly moans loudly]

Yeah.

I started singing after modeling school.

They said the ballet training

was why I was so good on the catwalk.

Wait, why do they call it a catwalk?

Is that a pussy illusion?

[Roger chuckles]

- [Roger] [sighs] - How you feel, I?

[groans] Anxious.

Could you stop asking, please?

[Roger] Oh!

Baby, what was I saying?

[Roger and Lilly softly chuckle]

Oh, right, pussy illusion!

Lill, look at me.

You're rambling.

But that is a great band name.

[Roger laughs]

I think Pussy Riot got there first.

- They did. - Ah, fuck!

I'm pissed!

That was my big idea.

[laughs] What?

Wait a second!

What if Pussy Illusions opened for Pussy Riot?

[Lilly laughs]

I fuckin' love you!

Is it the Molly that makes you say fuck so much?

[Lilly] Fuck yes!

Okay.

[Lilly sighs pleasurably]

[upbeat mellow music]

[upbeat mellow music continues]

- Where's the remote? - Mmm.

- I see it there. - Oh!

[Ira softly groans]

It's not working.

Let me see it.

Oh, I think it...

It's dead.

Oh, no!

[Ira groans] What do we do?

You wanna go on a battery hunt with me?

I love batteries!

[Josh] Let's go find some.

[Lilly giggles]

[Ira groans] [Roger chuckles]

[Roger sighs loudly]

Where's Josh?

It's okay.

- It's okay. - He went to change the music.

I'm here. [Ira sighs]

I'm so tingly.

It hasn't changed, though. [chuckles]

It's amazing, yeah?

- It's intense. - Mm-hmm.

Don't worry.

Just roll with it, mate.

[inhales sharply] Okay.

Okay.

Whoo, it must be working,

because mate isn't annoying the fuck outta me.

[Ira sighs] [Roger softly moans]

[Ira continues sighing]

Oh, my gosh!

Where's Josh?

Changing the music.

I don't want him to be alone.

He's not alone.

He's with Lilly.

Oh, he's been gone forever.

No, Ira, he's been gone like five minutes.

- No, no! - [Roger laughs]

- It's been so long! - Look at the clock.

No!

[grunts] All right.

Oh, my gosh!

It's only nine o'clock?

- Mm-hmm. - [Ira moans pleasurably]

Oh, god, that feels good!

[Ira continues moaning pleasurably]

Oh, my gosh!

What am I doin'?

[Ira continues moaning pleasurably]

Oh, my gosh!

That took forever.

[laughs] Look at the clock.

[Roger mumbles indistinctly]

[Ira sighs loudly]

Oh, my gosh.

[inhales sharply] I feel so good.

But my lips are so fucking dry!

[sighs] Moist.

[inhales sharply] Oohh, I feel like

I have not a single fuck

to give about a single fucking thing.

[Ira sighs loudly]

[moans sensually] What did you give me?

[Roger laughs]

- [Ira moans pleasurably] - Think of the world.

Aww, I love this!

[Lilly moans pleasurably]

[gently smooching] [Roger sensually moans]

[gently smooching] [Ira pleasurably moans]

Ira, something hard to suck on.

[Roger softly chuckles]

[Roger sensually moans] [Lilly giggles]

[Roger] Oh, yes!

[Lilly pleasurably moans]

Agua for the Queen.

[lollipop clatters]

Screw these.

[Roger pleasurably moans]

[Lilly pleasurably moans]

I got watermelon.

[Lilly] Just suck it for a little while.

"Things Men Never Say" for 500, Alex!

[Lilly giggles]

[Lilly] Oh, I love this!

[Group Chanting] Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it!

Yes, Lilly!

You are the sexiest woman alive, baby love!

[Roger grunts sensually]

[Roger hums upbeat tune]

- [groans painfully] - I think I have to pee.

[Ira continues groaning painfully]

- [Ira pants heavily] - Mmm.

Come on, mate.

[lollipop clatters]

[Ira speaks indistinctly]

Hurry back!

Joshy, come dance with me!

Oh! [Roger laughs]

Mmm, mmm!

Oh, my god!

Sex!

- Yes, mm-hmm. - Wow!

[Ira exhales loudly]

[Ira sighs heavily]

[Ira laughs]

Oh, my gosh!

Oh!

[Ira laughs]

[Ira softly moans]

[Ira pants]

Okay.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my goodness, what is this?

This feels so good.

I feel so good.

Why?

[Ira pants]

Okay.

What is this stuff?

[Ira exhales loudly]

[liquid trickling] [Ira moans pleasurably]

Hi.

Hi!

[lively electronic dance music]

I just had the best pee of my life!

[lively electronic dance music continues playing]

Joshy, are you still sucking on that?

Mm-hmm.

Well, I was.

[Lilly] It was three doses.

Wait, that was pot candy?

[Lilly] Yeah.

[Lilly giggles]

[Ira] That's more than he's had in his lifetime.

- [Josh grunts] - Oh, well.

[Lilly giggles]

Okay, tonight, we are doing full-on karaoke.

Okay, but no recording, 'cause we are too high.

Start thinking about what you wanna sing.

Oh, I know what he wants to sing.

Something kinda basic, one octave, like James Taylor.

I don't know, maybe Elvis?

[Josh hums upbeat tune]

[Lilly laughs]

Roger will sing some person from the '80s.

I forget.

Are they talking about us?

They think they know us.

I can't.

- I don't know. - Roger?

We can hear you.

I'm making a playlist.

What do you wanna sing?

I am going to decline submitting a playwrist.

Playwrist?

Playlist.

Playlist.

Then we will decide when we're ready.

Yeah, what he said.

Okay, well, listen, boys,

you have 60 minutes, because then it's showtime.

- Lil-lay, let's go. - Oh, yeah!

[Roger softly moans]

She sings too?

Ahh, she has many special talents.

[Ira sighs loudly]

How do you feel?

Free.

Hey, you pushed me away before.

I know.

I just wanted to be close.

Oh, I know!

I just...

[inhales sharply] I just never thought I'd see you again.

I was so happy you when you called.

I was...

I was so nervous.

Yeah, me, too.

[Roger chuckles nervously]

[Roger and Ira laugh]

Oh, my gosh!

[Roger and Ira laugh]

[both sigh pleasurably]

How do you feel?

High.

[Lilly giggles]

We won't be peeking for another hour or two.

Wait, seriously?

Mm-hmm.

So I feel like singing something

really high energy, like upbeat.

Huh, let me think about that.

'Kay.

[Josh sniffs loudly]

Okay, I have to tell you something.

When Ira talks about his childhood,

it's like I cannot relate, like, at all, actually.

But when he and Roger talk about his childhood,

it's like they relate on fucking everything over it nonstop.

Mm-hmm.

They come from a different world.

They speak a different language.

They speak bougie.

And we speak poor.

[Lilly chuckles]

And occasionally, whore.

Yes!

[Josh laughs]

That's a fierce extension.

Thank you!

Did you take dance?

Don't you remember me telling you?

Yeah, you did.

- [Josh gasps] - Ballet, jazz, modern.

What's this?

Wigs?!

So cute.

That's what's up.

Do you think this is my color of brunette?

Oh, wow, it changes everything!

[Josh laughs]

You need.

[Josh coughs]

I still don't have the hang of it.

Okay.

Oh, yes, that's everything!

[Josh mumbles indistinctly]

[sighs] This is fun.

Very K-pop.

[Lilly laughs]

Is there anything else?

[Roger moans pleasurably]

- Ra? - Mm-hmm?

[gently smooching]

[Roger sighs pleasurably]

Mmm, that was weird on the lips.

But no, I don't think anything's weird.

Right.

[gently smooching]

What are you doing?

Roger, they're in the other room.

I don't care.

You just kissed me.

Uh-huh.

On the lips.

Yeah.

[Josh] In two minutes!

I'm so fucking high!

Just roll with it, mate.

Shh.

[Josh] Ira in, too,

- Oh, yay. - So this can happen.

[Josh] Yeah.

[hair dryer whooshing]

[Ira and Roger laugh]

- Yay, uh-huh! - ♪ Beautiful girls

- Yes! ♪ You'd adore

♪ Doo doo doo

♪ Aahh

♪ Aahh

♪ Where have all the good men gone ♪

♪ And where are all the gods

♪ Where's the street-wise Hercules ♪

♪ To fight the rising odds

♪ Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed ♪

♪ Late at night I toss and I turn ♪

♪ And I dream of what I need

♪ I need a hero

♪ Just couldn't fall till we met ♪

♪ It had to be you

♪ It had to be you

♪ It's my cry and I'll party if I wanna ♪

♪ Party if I wanna

♪ Party if I wanna

♪ You only live once

♪ But that's all I need

♪ So keep it flowin' and I'll just buzz just like a bee ♪

♪ Dancin' on the tables

♪ Throwing out the labels

♪ Life is a ball and I'm living it large ♪

♪ I'm the entertainment and I came to play ♪

♪ You gonna know my name

♪ We gonna misbehave

♪ Oohh

♪ Bring the champagne

♪ Oohh

♪ It's time we celebrate

[Lilly moans sensually]

I need to walk.

No, no, no!

You just danced your ass off for like 10 fucking hours.

[Lilly moans pleasurably]

You know me, babe.

I have to move. [Roger mumbles]

[gently smooching]

[Lilly moans pleasurably]

- Joshy? - Mm-hmm.

[Lilly] Do you have any cigs?

You smoke?

- Only when I'm high. - Mmm.

You know, there might be a popup party.

There'll be plenty of cigs there.

This smells like Shawn.

Aww!

I'm peeking!

[group laughs]

Baby love, you're so fucking cute!

[Lilly giggles]

[Roger chuckles]

Oh! [shivering]

I need a sweater.

No, girl, you need a pashmina.

Oh, my god!

I do need a pashmina.

I don't have a pashmina.

- [Josh laughs] - This is White girl problems.

- How do you feel... - Yes?

- About... - Yes?

Cashmere?

[Lilly laughs]

So many feelings.

Oh, that one's mine.

I know.

Yours tastes better.

[Lilly moans sensually]

Wait, you can't go to a party now.

You're too high.

Yes I can!

I feel fine.

And Lilly, do you have more of these?

- No. - Yeah.

No, that's too far for you to walk.

It's too far for you to walk.

I walk to Shawn's all the time.

[Roger and Lilly sigh] I'm going.

[Roger moans longingly]

- No! - Oh, my god!

Lilly! [body thuds]

[Lilly] I'm okay.

- Careful. - Okay.

- Oh. - [Roger moans]

Take water with you.

Take your phone.

I love you.

[Josh] Text me if you need me.

[Ira sensually moans]

[gently smooching]

[Ira softly sighs]

[Roger pleasurably moans]

Come here.

[upbeat mellow music]

Open.

[upbeat mellow music continues]

Tastes like shit, I know. [Ira chuckles]

[Roger sensually moans]

[upbeat mellow music continues]

Just do a touch more.

[upbeat mellow music continues]

I miss us.

[Ira sighs pleasurably]

Me, too.

[Roger laughs] [Ira sighs]

[Ira moans pleasurably]

[Roger exhales loudly]

That wasn't planned, you know?

[sighs heavily] It just happened.

You're making it like it was all about the sex.

It was all about the sex.

Was it?

No.

Not to me, it wasn't.

I mean, you were my best friend,

and I fantasized about it, for fuck's sake, but...

[Roger scoffs]

To me, it would've been everything.

How would I have known that?

What do you mean?

Well, fuck, I suspected, but...

You never told me, like, you were...

What?

You knew.

No, not really, because you never said it.

[Roger exhales loudly]

Well, what would you have done?

I mean, if you had known, if I had said it,

if I told you that sex would've been everything to me?

[chuckles] I would've done it.

[upbeat mellow music]

[Ira laughs]

[Roger laughs]

You would have?

Like, you would've wanted it, too?

No, but I would've done it for you.

You were always there for me,

and I would've done anything for you.

Not like I haven't thought about it maybe, like, once.

That...

[Ira sighs loudly]

That is a plot twist I was not prepared for.

[Ira groans giddily]

- Ra! - No!

[Ira sighs loudly]

[Roger chuckles]

I thought you didn't want me?

Not true.

[Ira giggles]

I have to pee.

[exhales loudly] Me, too.

- Let's pee. - Together?

No, not together.

[Ira] No!

Of course not together!

[sighs heavily] Oh, my...

Enough.

[Ira continues sighing heavily]

- [Roger] [laughs] - You all right, mate?

[Ira] I don't know!

[Roger] My god, just go, get up.

[Ira groans]

Oh, my gosh.

Hi.

[Ira giggles]

Hi.

Whoa!

This is insane.

[Ira laughs]

Oh, my gosh!

I need a pound of this.

What is this?

[Ira breathes heavily]

What did I come in here for?

[Ira continues breathing heavily]

Why am I here?

[Ira laughs giddily]

Oh!

[Ira pants]

It's Grandpa's ring.

Hi, Grandpa.

I miss you.

I love you, Grandpa.

[Ira pants heavily]

His hands were so big.

[Ira continues panting]

I am so hot.

[Ira continues panting]

[Roger] Ra?

- [laughs giddily] - What is he doing?

[Ira continues laughing giddily]

What is he doing?

It's just sex, right?

It is this time.

[upbeat sensual music]

♪ I like my whiskey without a taste ♪

♪ You think that drinkin's a sin ♪

♪ But we've been brothers since we were eight ♪

♪ So let's have a toast with tea and gin ♪

♪ I think we're all gonna be okay ♪

♪ You think our time is over

♪ We are different but still the same ♪

♪ You can say that again

♪ Don't care whatever you are

♪ Everyone's got an opinion

♪ Who am I not to believe them

♪ Although we're different

♪ You're still a friend

♪ Tell myself one man's poison's ♪

♪ Another man's medicine

♪ Indeed, a gentleman

♪ Each to his own but be your own man ♪

♪ Although we're different

Oh, any hot guys for me?

Super unlikely.

Girls?

Really?

Not so crazy.

We're all a little bit gay, are we not?

Darling!

Oh, my god!

- Hey, babes! - Hi.

Lilly Masters?

Are you obsessed with her or what?

Oh, my god, give us a spin, sweetheart.

[Josh cat calls]

Flawless!

I love this vibe.

I know, right?

Sushi bar, vegan sushi bar, bar bar.

Botox by Barry, but probably expired,

so at your own risk.

Nude yoga, but more nudity than any yoga.

And reiki with undertones of hysterical crime,

because Mark broke up with Tony again.

I didn't know they were still together?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I love this!

Come and dance.

- Love her! - Yeah.

So what are we drinking?

Can I get five shots of vodka just for me?

- He's gonna want his own. - Eeww!

Josh?

You okay?

[Josh] Yeah, I'm fine.

Plan B is here.

Oh, god, Shawn, why do you do this?

Did he ask for me?

He certainly did.

He seems to be alone, too.

Should I go talk to him?

- Now? - Yes!

[insects chirping]

Are you good?

[Ira sighs sensually]

- Ra? - No.

Ra?

No, not one word, please.

You don't even know what I'm gonna say.

It doesn't matter.

Words are only gonna mess it up.

That's a compliment.

Geez, what did I just say?

[softly chuckles] Okay.

Mm-mmm.

How long do they stay?

- They leave tomorrow. - Mmm.

What an imposition.

- I hate people. - Yeah, I know.

[Tony laughs]

It's just a night, though.

- It's not that bad. - Mmm.

Josh, you're so...

Pretty.

Let's go for a walk.

- Come on. - No, no, no, no.

No, no, you don't do that.

That's that's not fair.

Not fair?

We never got a fair shot.

- I have to go. - Come here.

Seriously.

It's, like, getting late.

- I have to go check back in. - Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Marry me.

- [gently smooching] - Ahh!

Oooh!

Eww!

Um...

Tony...

Don't stop asking.

[lively electronic dance music]

[lively electronic dance music continues playing]

[lively electronic dance music continues playing]

- Aren't they fabulous? - Yes.

Are they real?

I'll be the judge of that.

Okay.

Fake.

Nice work, though.

You really know your way around a tit.

[Josh] Oh, my gosh!

This was too much fun.

It's time to go.

Aww.

[Shawn] Call me!

Can I get her number?

[Lilly laughs]

Your friends are so fun.

I'm so glad you got to meet Shawn!

[gasps] He's funny.

Most of the time.

You know what I've always wanted to do,

but actually, it terrifies me?

What?!

A one man show.

[gasps] Yes, I love it!

Have you told Ira?

No, but I will when I'm ready.

[insects chirping]

Aww!

He loves you.

Does he?

[sighs] Ah, man!

Sometimes I believe he does,

and then sometimes I'm like,

I just don't know.

We've been together for 10 years,

and yet, I'm still single, and I'm also not married,

so it's like my life has no certainty. [laughs]

And let me just remind you,

we started dating when I was 25.

I'm 35-years-old.

Like, I've given him the best 10 years I can.

Oh, god!

Like, what if he wakes up one day, and he's like,

that's my Josh; he's past his expiration date? [chuckles]

What if he does that?

He only holds all the power if you let him.

I know, but, Lilly, I can't pressure him.

[Lilly] Maybe he just needs a nudge?

Yeah, maybe?

And maybe this whole Roger thing

is just making me feel fucking crazy?

I feel insecure for the first time.

Roger was nervous about coming.

So was Ira.

I wish I knew why they never spoke again.

I probably shouldn't say,

but a week before Roger left for London,

Ira caught him getting a blowjob.

Really?

And?

[Lilly] He was on the football team.

He?

Oh, and he had braces.

- Oh, god, no! - [Lilly laughs]

Yeah.

They were kids.

But Roger said Ira went insane with jealousy.

[Josh] That's on brand for Ira.

Said he was never gonna talk to Roger again,

and he didn't till now.

Wow!

Okay, yeah.

Yeah, no, ouch.

- It's a guy. - Yeah.

But man, like all of this over an unrequited blowjob?

Like, really?

[Josh and Lilly softly laugh]

Might not be so unrequited anymore.

In fact, it might be quite requited by now!

[Lilly laughs]

What the fuck, Lilly?

That's not funny.

That's...

Why would you say that?

Josh?

It was just a bad joke!

Oh, come on!

Fuck!

You piece of shit!

[footsteps ascending]

[insects chirping]

[Ira softly groans]

Whoa.

Okay.

[Ira groans]

[Ira continues groaning]

[lamp switch clicks]

[Ira groans tiredly]

[birds chirping]

[door clatters]

Shawn?

Shawn, what are you doing here?

I'm here for brunch.

[Josh] Says who?

Lilly.

She invited me last night.

I bought bagels.

[Josh] Gosh, we were so high.

- She did? - Girl, you were high.

I know.

And no, now is not a good time, though.

[Shawn] But I need to meet Ginger Roger!

You're not meeting him today, sweetie.

What, are they gone?

[Josh] No, they're sleeping.

- But- - No!

Dude, I will fill you in later, I promise.

It's a lot.

Oh, my god, I'm having [speaks indistinctly]

of my parents disowning me.

Oh, my god, Shawn, that is so dramatic.

It is not a good time.

Fine!

All right, but don't forget.

- Kiss. - Kiss.

You know I love you.

[door slams shut]

[bottles clanking]

[Ira groans]

[grunts] My gosh.

Oh. [sighs loudly]

Okay.

Oh, god!

[Ira groans]

Oof.

[groans] Good morning.

Good morning.

Man, I slept like a rock.

[Ira] You did?

You didn't?

No, I had take a pill at five.

Ah, thank you.

I am so dehydrated.

They're still sleeping.

Yeah, I feel like shit.

But fuck, man, that was so worth it.

What's wrong?

[stumbles] No, nothing.

You didn't love it?

[Josh clears throat]

Josh?

I didn't do it.

What?

[Josh] I didn't do it.

What do you mean, babes?

What are you talking about?

I didn't take the Molly.

What are you talking about?

I saw you.

We did it together.

I watched.

No, mm-mmm.

I faked it.

No, we talked about this.

We agreed.

I only did it because you said yes.

Why?

Because I knew you wanted to do it.

And I knew that you wouldn't do it unless I did it,

so I said yes.

No, I... [stammers]

I can't believe this!

We agreed that it was something we would only do together.

Together?

And what exactly does together mean to you, Ira?

What?!

I don't know, Josh.

Oh, you don't?

You don't know?

Oh, why don't you think about that?

What are you so afraid of?

[mug clatters]

Besides yourself.

["When I Get There" by Maya Isacowitz plays]

♪ Winterland

♪ Tell me all your secrets

♪ Fill me in on your wildest moments ♪

♪ Colored trees, your yellow leaves move me ♪

♪ Dancing moves Josh?

♪ Your painted red shakes through ♪

Josh, wait!

♪ When I get there

♪ I let my feet roll

♪ When I get there

♪ I'm breaking your arms Jesus Christ, Joshy!

♪ I'll lose control

♪ When I get there

♪ I'll know the answer

♪ Let me know, let me know

♪ When I get closer

[waves crashing]

Like, what happened?

[Josh sighs heavily]

Ira, man, he was ravin' about the Molly.

I couldn't not tell him.

Like, I felt guilty, and he was upset,

and I was- All right, slow down.

Tell him what?

That I didn't do it.

Didn't do what?

[exhales loudly] The Molly.

You didn't do any Molly?

No.

Wow!

I knew Ira wanted to do it,

and I knew he wouldn't do it unless I did,

- so said I would. - Huh.

Why didn't you wanna do it?

Honestly, I'm not even sure.

I was afraid.

[sighs loudly] And I hate to argue,

so I just went along with it.

[Josh blows a raspberry] [waves crashing]

I overheard the together thing.

Yep.

Yep, that slipped out,

but I'm glad it did.

Yeah.

I have the right to ask for what I want.

Yes, you do.

Been together for 10 fucking years!

- I mean, right? - Yes.

I'm sorry I dragged you into this mess.

No worries, love.

I love messy. [giggles]

And don't worry about Ira.

He'll come around.

[people chattering in the distance]

Oof.

What ya thinkin' about?

You, me, us.

How I blamed you.

How I held onto my anger for all these years,

and then you show up outta nowhere,

and surprise, it's me all along.

So comfortably uncomfortable in my own skin.

I couldn't be honest with my best friend, let alone myself.

Well, you're being honest now.

Roger, I have to tell you something.

Say it, mate.

I'm gay.

[Ira shyly chuckles]

Well, it's a good thing I didn't know.

I might've taken advantage of you.

Yes, that's exactly what I was afraid of.

This weekend was good, Ra.

It was.

Josh really loves you.

I know.

I love him, too.

So I was wondering...

No, no, it's so stupid.

Say it, Ra.

Not that it matters,

but it's been 24 years,

there must've been some other guy that you just...

No, Ra, just you.

Okay, good.

It mattered.

I know.

Where the fuck is Lilly?

Oh, [sighs] on the beach with Josh,

salvaging my relationship, I hope.

Well, we gotta head out, mate.

I know.

[waves crashing]

[Josh] We said goodbye at the beach.

All those lost years...

Are you okay?

[mumbles] My relationship with Roger fell apart,

not because of what I said or what I did,

it was what I didn't say.

All right.

I'm not gonna make that mistake again.

I love you, Josh,

and I don't wanna lose you.

That is your grandfather's ring.

- Yes. - Yes, yes, I know it.

It's beautiful.

I was looking at it last night.

I promised I would always keep it in the family.

Oh, my god!

But no creepy vows.

[softly sobs] No creepy vows.

[Ira] No matching outfits.

No matching outfits, why not?

Because you're gonna look so much better than me.

[Josh] Oh, possibly.

[Josh chuckles]

[Ira] And no fucking herbs.

I don't give a fuck.

Just ask me the fucking question.

All right.

Joshua Steven Stone,

will you gay marry me?

[laughs] Wait, really?

Like [stutters] gay-gay married?

- [Josh mumbles] - No, come on!

No, no. [Josh chuckles]

Just...

Just one gay. [Josh exhales loudly]

One gay is good enough for me.

Of course.

[gently smooching]

But we can't be afraid to disagree,

and no fibbing,

even little white lies.

Oh, I am sorry, I should've been honest with you.

No, it's okay.

But there's something that I have to be

honest with you about.

Is it about Roger?

[Ira] Yeah.

[Josh exhales loudly]

Do you love him?

What?

No, I'm in love with you!

Then that's all I need to know.

I love you.

I love you.

[gently smooching]

However, a moment of truth.

Tea?

Awful.

Goddamn, shit!

I owe Lilly $100.

[Josh exhales loudly]

So if you didn't take the Molly,

where exactly is it?

[upbeat mellow music]

♪ Love is all around us

♪ It surrounds us

♪ Everywhere we go

♪ If you believe it

♪ You will see

♪ That's what all lovers know

♪ There is no choice

♪ It chooses you

♪ Like a song running through your mind ♪

♪ It's just a chance

♪ To a sweet embrace

♪ It's really not too hard to find ♪

♪ Love is all around us

♪ It surrounds us

♪ Everywhere we go

♪ Oohh oh

♪ If you believe it

♪ You will see it

♪ That's what all lovers know

♪ Life begins when you awake

♪ And there she is in front of you ♪

♪ In front of you

♪ Don't you wait

♪ Don't hesitate

♪ Now that you know it's true

["Tightrope" by Katrina Stone plays]

♪ All of the worlds a stage

♪ Welcome to the show

♪ I glance at you, you smile at me like we're all alone ♪

♪ We dance around it, but we'll never let each other know ♪

♪ It's an illusion

♪ Let the games begin

♪ Step into the ring

♪ As I juggle all my feelings for you ♪

♪ Don't miss all the action

♪ 'Cause the main attraction

♪ Is knowing that you feel the same way, too ♪

♪ It's like we're on a tightrope ♪

♪ It's like we're on our tiptoes ♪

♪ Touchin' in the air

♪ Oh oooh

♪ Ooohh

♪ We're balancing together

♪ Slowly stepping towards each other ♪

♪ Oh, so unaware

♪ Oh ohhh

♪ That we're on a tightrope

♪ A little magic can go a long, long way ♪

♪ It's kinda tragic that I didn't meet ya sooner, babe ♪

♪ We make the perfect team

♪ A little bit of danger

♪ And nothin' we can't handle

♪ Gotta take some risks

♪ Join your circus

♪ Know the show can't start until we take a step ♪

♪ Oh, we just might fall

♪ But after all

♪ Our love is the perfect safety net ♪

♪ Yeah

♪ It's like we're on a tightrope ♪

♪ It's like we're on our tiptoes ♪

♪ Touchin' in the air

♪ Oh oohh

♪ Oh oohh ♪ Yeah

["Tightrope" fades]