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Hey, shouldn't you
be going to school?
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Yes.
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And shouldn't you
be wearing pants?
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They're still wet.
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So? Use magic to make new ones.
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Magic jeans come
out all stiff and new.
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These are broken in.
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Maybe I just need
to clean the lint trap.
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Don't.
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That's a magic dryer. It is?
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It fluffs, it folds and
it never loses a sock.
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But it's been on
the Fritz lately.
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We're still waiting
for the repairman.
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When was he supposed to show up?
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Sometime in the afternoon
between 1968 and 1998.
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Forget it.
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I'll just wear clammy jeans.
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Hey, they're stuck.
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[ Screams]
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Call the repairman now!
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Good look.
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Wish I had my license.
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What are you making?
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Sugar cookies.
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With bits of liver?
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No, sprinkles.
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Yech!
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Hey, I'm back.
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Did you have fun at Jenny's?
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It was amazing.
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Last night, we ate
casserole, played monopoly
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and then, we watched TV.
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How will you ever wind down?
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It was so much fun
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to be in a normal house
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with a normal family
doing normal things.
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Is that why you've never
invited Jenny for a sleep over
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because you think we're weird?
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That's a complicated question
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but the short
answer would be yes.
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Well, that's ridiculous.
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We can be as normal as anyone.
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Watch... I'm mixing by hand
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just like a pioneer woman.
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Now I want you to
invite Jenny over.
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How about next Friday?
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I have my book club...
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Jenny is not meeting
your brainy friends.
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Could I finish my sentence?
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I have my book
club, but I'll cancel it.
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Now all you have to
do is invite Jenny over.
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What if I forget?
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I'll remind you.
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Ow!
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And I promise, we will be
as normal as normal can be.
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Tally ho.
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Who wants to play
miniature Polo?
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I'll have a talk with her.
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So then, Jenny's dad
landed on park place
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and to pay the rent, he had to
borrow the money from her little brother.
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It was super funny.
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My family can't
play board games.
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Not since the
pictionary incident.
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I still can't talk about it.
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Well, maybe you should
hang out at Jenny's house.
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Her family's really nice.
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And a little boring.
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But they love you.
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You should come over
again this Saturday.
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That would be great.
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Ow!
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Why did you kick me?
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I didn't kick you.
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That's weird.
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So what time should I come over?
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Ow!
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What is it?
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Oh, just a reminder.
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Um, I think it's my turn to
have you over my house.
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That sounds fun.
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You know, you don't
have to answer right away.
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You should know I have
these two really weird aunts.
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But I like weird.
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I love weird.
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I bask in the glow of weird...
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You know, I think
Jenny will fit right in.
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Ow!
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That was me.
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Okay, looking normal.
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Oh, got to get rid
of my magic book.
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Come on.
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Stay.
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Good book.
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Okay, now, Salem, we
need to work on your meow.
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Say what?
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Your meow! It has to
sound real for Jenny.
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Let's hear it.
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Okay...[ Clears throat]
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[ With human voice]: Meow.
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Can't you do it more catty?
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[ Catlike]: You mean, meow.
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Yeah.
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That is so cliche.
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Humor me.
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There's still something
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weird about this room.
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I know.
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There...
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It was too neat.
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Now it's perfect.
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And you know Salem,
this could be fun.
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I'm happy for you, Sabrina.
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You should be able
to have friends over.
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Or in other words?
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Meow.
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Look, I'm plumping
pillows all by myself.
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I am so impressed.
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What smells weird?
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Hilda's cooking.
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Oh, no.
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Hi, kitten.
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I just made tuna
noodle casserole.
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What do you think?
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[ Coughing]
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I think you're both overdone.
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Here. I made a list
of possible topics
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for tonight's dinner
conversation.
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Now, if one doesn't
work, move on.
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But don't stray from the list.
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Hey, I think I know
what to talk about.
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Towels?
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[ Doorbell ringing]
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Okay, she's here.
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Tense up.
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Relax. That's
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the upstairs doorbell.
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Upstairs doorbell?
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For the linen closet.
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We must have guests
from the other realm.
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Can't we just pretend
we're not here?
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No. What if it's
someone important?
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Fine. But I still don't
understand why our linen closet
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doesn't have a peephole.
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Spellman residence?
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Yes.
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I'm here about your dryer.
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I'll take you to
the laundry room.
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Oh, thanks.
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Zelda, look.
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You have a...
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Shh. Don't be rude.
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Nothing.
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He can't stay.
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He has a tail.
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What's wrong with having a tail?
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Sabrina, you aren't
a rumpist, are you?
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A rumpist? What's a rumpist?
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Someone who judges
others by their rear ends.
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No.
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Okay, not usually.
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It's not me I'm worried about.
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It's Jenny.
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Is she a rumpist?
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No. But if she sees
a repairman with a tail
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she might get suspicious.
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Oh, relax.
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We'll keep him out of sight.
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He'll fix the dryer and be
gone before you know it.
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[ Doorbell ringing]
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Oh, that's probably her.
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Do I have to answer it?
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Yes.
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Hey, you're here.
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You too.
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It's a great house.
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Come on in. I'll, uh,
give you the grand tour.
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Okay, here's a
bunch of stuff we own.
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All very normal.
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Okay, let's go see
if dinner's ready.
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Well, it's kind of misleading
to call that the grand tour.
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From the hand towel
to the guest towel
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the beach towel
to the bath sheet
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towels have helped
make our nation great.
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Towels.
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[ Yawns]
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Okay, let's talk
about something else.
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Oh, the collapse of the economy
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on the Isle of Man.
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Hilda, would you help
me clear the table?
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I'll help too.
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No! No!
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You're our guest.
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What's going on?
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I found your problem.
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You've got a lint gremlin
growing in your dryer.
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Did you get rid of him?
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No. But I got a piece of him.
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Well, find the rest.
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Please. And be quick about it.
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Our niece has a mortal over.
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Oh, a mortal.
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I'd tuck in my
tail, but it tickles.
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So is everything okay?
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As okay as apple pie.
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Wow! It's beautiful.
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Couldn't be better.
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Unless there's ice cream.
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There is... in the freezer.
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I'll get it.
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My parents forced manners on me.
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I might as well use them.
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I think everything's
going really well.
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Except for the lint gremlin
that's escaped from the dryer
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and is now running
around the house.
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He got out?
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[ Jenny screaming]
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Jenny!
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Are you okay?
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No. I just saw
the hugest spider.
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Spider?
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That's great.
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You know, because spiders
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eat other bugs.
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Hey, how about we, uh...
Look at that ice cream.
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Jenny: Wow, you've
got lots of flavors.
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Ew, it's all non-fat.
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Okay, let's go up to my room.
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Hey, let's race.
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Look, you're winning.
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[ Doorbell ringing]
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Who is that?
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Zelda: Irwin? Vilia?
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What are you doing here?
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Our book club was
canceled tonight.
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Didn't you get my e-mail?
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Vilia: No. We had to
drop our aol account
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because a certain person
couldn't stay out of the chat rooms.
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Irwin: Where else
can I be judged
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by how I think,
not by how I look?
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I'm sure it's very difficult being a
brain in a jar, but you can't come in.
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But the taxi won't
be back for two hours.
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Sorry. Think warm
thoughts. Goodbye.
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Hilda, we can't just
leave them outside.
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They'll get brain freeze.
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I thought we were
going for normal.
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The girls are upstairs.
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We'll take the brains
in the dining room
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and Sabrina will never know.
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Come on in.
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Yay. Yay.
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Okay, but I'd just
like to point out
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that I am against this.
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Oh, pardon my finger.
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One 1,000, two, 1,000...
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[ Thunder crashing]
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That's less than two miles away.
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Yeah, we get a surprising
amount of lightning around here.
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This is such a great place.
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I mean, how many people
have their own turret?
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I don't know, me and rapunzel?
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There's a totally
gothic feel to this place
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like anything could happen.
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Could... but doesn't.
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Too bad. That's like my dream.
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Hey, I got an idea.
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Want to tell each other secrets?
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Secrets?
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I'll go first.
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Okay, ever since I read
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the lion, the witch
and the wardrobe
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I've believed in other realms
272
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like the way Edmund pushes
past the coats and falls into narnia.
273
00:09:02,241 --> 00:09:05,482
I think that could happen if
we could just find the door.
274
00:09:05,517 --> 00:09:07,413
Wouldn't that be amazing?
275
00:09:07,448 --> 00:09:09,448
Yeah.
276
00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:12,655
Okay, now it's your turn
to tell me your secret.
277
00:09:12,689 --> 00:09:15,137
Well, I don't really
have any secrets.
278
00:09:15,172 --> 00:09:18,034
I mean, you know
me, I'm an open book.
279
00:09:18,068 --> 00:09:20,655
Oh, come on,
everyone has secrets.
280
00:09:20,689 --> 00:09:23,206
Actually, um... I
do have a secret.
281
00:09:23,241 --> 00:09:25,068
I'd really like
to tell you, but...
282
00:09:25,103 --> 00:09:27,482
It's kind of hard.
283
00:09:27,517 --> 00:09:29,241
Sabrina, you can
tell me anything.
284
00:09:29,275 --> 00:09:31,482
I promise I won't
think it's strange.
285
00:09:31,517 --> 00:09:35,000
Okay, well, the truth
is, Jenny, I'm a...
286
00:09:37,275 --> 00:09:40,000
Really messy person.
287
00:09:40,034 --> 00:09:40,655
What?
288
00:09:40,689 --> 00:09:42,137
You're messy? Total slob.
289
00:09:42,172 --> 00:09:43,551
That's your big secret?
290
00:09:43,586 --> 00:09:44,689
Yeah. Shh.
291
00:09:44,724 --> 00:09:45,655
[ Bang]
292
00:09:45,689 --> 00:09:46,620
What was that?
293
00:09:46,655 --> 00:09:47,413
I better go check.
294
00:09:47,448 --> 00:09:52,034
You stay here
and... You stay here.
295
00:09:52,068 --> 00:09:54,413
Salem, guard my door so
Jenny doesn't go anywhere, okay?
296
00:09:54,448 --> 00:09:55,793
Hey, dogs guard.
297
00:09:55,827 --> 00:09:57,275
Cats watch.
298
00:09:57,310 --> 00:09:59,241
And judge.
299
00:09:59,275 --> 00:10:00,275
Ow!
300
00:10:00,310 --> 00:10:02,482
Vilia, that was
totally uncalled for.
301
00:10:02,517 --> 00:10:04,931
Oh, my left lobe.
302
00:10:04,965 --> 00:10:06,275
What's going on here?
303
00:10:06,310 --> 00:10:09,655
We were discussing the
shipping news and vilia got upset.
304
00:10:09,689 --> 00:10:12,413
She telekinetically
pushed me off the table.
305
00:10:12,448 --> 00:10:14,620
That book did not
deserve a pulitzer prize.
306
00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:17,241
Please, if Wendy
wasserstein can win one...
307
00:10:17,275 --> 00:10:18,620
Excuse me, I thought
308
00:10:18,655 --> 00:10:20,551
you canceled your book club.
309
00:10:20,586 --> 00:10:22,862
Hey! Come back here with that.
310
00:10:22,896 --> 00:10:23,827
Hilda: He's got my pie!
311
00:10:23,862 --> 00:10:25,413
You little lint ball,
give me my pie.
312
00:10:25,448 --> 00:10:27,034
This is insane.
313
00:10:27,068 --> 00:10:29,000
I knew this wouldn't work.
314
00:10:29,034 --> 00:10:33,275
Here. I've got to go tell Jenny that I
feel sick and she's got to go home.
315
00:10:33,310 --> 00:10:35,896
We'd better get you
back into some vital fluids.
316
00:10:35,931 --> 00:10:38,448
Irwin: Whatever you do,
don't put me in with her.
317
00:10:38,482 --> 00:10:40,931
Please.
318
00:10:40,965 --> 00:10:42,620
Sabrina?
319
00:10:42,655 --> 00:10:45,034
Kitty, do you know
where the linen closet is?
320
00:10:45,068 --> 00:10:46,172
Meow?
321
00:10:46,206 --> 00:10:48,448
I know it's snooping, but
all that talk about towels
322
00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:49,965
made me want
to check theirs out.
323
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:50,655
Meow!
324
00:10:50,689 --> 00:10:51,793
I found it.
325
00:10:51,827 --> 00:10:53,172
Meow! Meow!
326
00:10:53,206 --> 00:10:55,241
What's up, Salem?
327
00:10:55,275 --> 00:10:57,586
Jenny just got sent
to the other realm.
328
00:10:57,620 --> 00:10:58,620
You're kidding?
329
00:10:58,655 --> 00:11:00,034
No. And I'm glad.
330
00:11:00,068 --> 00:11:01,689
Now everything can
go back to normal.
331
00:11:01,724 --> 00:11:04,586
Jenny?!
332
00:11:07,068 --> 00:11:09,482
Jenny, where are you?
333
00:11:09,517 --> 00:11:11,206
Sabrina, what's
all the shouting?
334
00:11:11,241 --> 00:11:12,206
Are you all right?
335
00:11:12,241 --> 00:11:14,137
No, I think Jenny got
sent to the other realm.
336
00:11:14,172 --> 00:11:15,724
Oh, now, i'm sure she didn't.
337
00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:18,034
But Salem saw her go in
the closet and shut the door.
338
00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,862
Oh. Then I guess she did.
339
00:11:25,172 --> 00:11:27,241
Hello?
340
00:11:27,275 --> 00:11:29,000
Is anyone here?
341
00:11:29,034 --> 00:11:33,655
[ Limbo music playing]
342
00:11:33,689 --> 00:11:34,448
Wow.
343
00:11:34,482 --> 00:11:36,310
Am I in narnia?
344
00:11:36,344 --> 00:11:37,551
Who are you?
345
00:11:40,689 --> 00:11:42,862
"Skippy, the
overlord's underling."
346
00:11:42,896 --> 00:11:44,758
Cool.
347
00:11:44,793 --> 00:11:46,379
Can you talk?
348
00:11:46,413 --> 00:11:47,793
[ Clears throat]
349
00:11:47,827 --> 00:11:49,344
[ Coughs]
350
00:11:49,379 --> 00:11:52,310
Oh, you have a
frog in your throat.
351
00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:54,413
Where am I?
352
00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:56,551
[ Limbo music playing]
353
00:11:56,586 --> 00:11:59,034
Limbo? I'm in limbo?
354
00:11:59,068 --> 00:12:00,000
Then I was right.
355
00:12:00,034 --> 00:12:01,586
There is another realm
356
00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:04,413
and it's in Sabrina's
linen closet.
357
00:12:04,448 --> 00:12:07,862
Well, I wonder if
Sabrina knows about this.
358
00:12:07,896 --> 00:12:10,344
Man, she was holding out on me.
359
00:12:10,379 --> 00:12:11,620
Well, is there anyone else here
360
00:12:11,655 --> 00:12:13,862
I could speak to?
361
00:12:13,896 --> 00:12:16,103
I mean, somebody who could talk.
362
00:12:17,448 --> 00:12:18,206
No offense.
363
00:12:18,241 --> 00:12:20,862
I'm just not very
good at charades.
364
00:12:20,896 --> 00:12:22,413
[ Limbo music playing]
365
00:12:34,034 --> 00:12:37,034
9,995...
366
00:12:37,068 --> 00:12:40,931
9,996...
367
00:12:40,965 --> 00:12:44,758
9,997...
368
00:12:44,793 --> 00:12:48,344
9,998...
369
00:12:48,379 --> 00:12:52,758
9,999.
370
00:12:52,793 --> 00:12:53,896
[ Yells]
371
00:12:55,103 --> 00:12:56,137
That's all I can do.
372
00:12:56,172 --> 00:12:58,034
Wow. Awesome.
373
00:12:58,068 --> 00:13:00,310
Oh, thanks.
374
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:02,517
I've never seen a
place like this before.
375
00:13:02,551 --> 00:13:05,103
It's called a gym.
376
00:13:05,137 --> 00:13:06,103
Who are you?
377
00:13:06,137 --> 00:13:08,068
Jenny. Who are you?
378
00:13:08,103 --> 00:13:09,034
Who am I?
379
00:13:09,068 --> 00:13:11,068
You're joking, right?
380
00:13:11,103 --> 00:13:13,103
No. Should I recognize you?
381
00:13:13,137 --> 00:13:14,000
Yes.
382
00:13:14,034 --> 00:13:16,034
I am drell, head of
the witches council.
383
00:13:16,068 --> 00:13:17,034
You're a witch?
384
00:13:17,068 --> 00:13:18,206
Yeah. Aren't you?
385
00:13:18,241 --> 00:13:19,758
No. I'm a mortal.
386
00:13:19,793 --> 00:13:21,241
[ Laughing loudly]
387
00:13:21,275 --> 00:13:22,758
You're a mortal?
388
00:13:22,793 --> 00:13:23,931
Really?
389
00:13:23,965 --> 00:13:25,103
That's funny.
390
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:26,172
It is? Why?
391
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,620
Cause' now I have to turn
you into a grasshopper.
392
00:13:30,344 --> 00:13:33,448
Skippy, man, where do
you pick up these strays?
393
00:13:35,275 --> 00:13:37,793
Don't look so sad.
394
00:13:37,827 --> 00:13:39,655
You know you
can't have a mortal.
395
00:13:39,689 --> 00:13:41,241
You didn't feed the last one.
396
00:13:43,793 --> 00:13:45,172
I don't see Jenny anywhere.
397
00:13:45,206 --> 00:13:46,596
I thought you said
she might be in limbo.
398
00:13:46,620 --> 00:13:47,758
Well, she's not.
399
00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:48,758
But don't worry.
400
00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:50,137
Everything will be fine.
401
00:13:50,172 --> 00:13:51,379
How can you say that?
402
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:53,068
Because sometimes,
when things get tough
403
00:13:53,103 --> 00:13:55,655
denial is all we have.
404
00:13:55,689 --> 00:13:57,379
Oh, hey, there's skippy.
405
00:13:57,413 --> 00:13:58,241
Help us.
406
00:13:58,275 --> 00:14:01,586
We're looking for
a girl named Jenny.
407
00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:02,344
He's seen her.
408
00:14:02,379 --> 00:14:03,034
Let's go.
409
00:14:03,068 --> 00:14:04,275
Wait. When in limbo
410
00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:05,793
you have to limbo.
411
00:14:13,482 --> 00:14:15,034
I don't see Jenny.
412
00:14:15,068 --> 00:14:17,344
Good. 'Cause I see drell.
413
00:14:17,379 --> 00:14:20,413
Oh, hi, ladies. Glad you didn't
catch me doing anything silly.
414
00:14:20,448 --> 00:14:22,241
Actually, we were just
looking for someone.
415
00:14:22,275 --> 00:14:23,458
But, she doesn't
seem to be here.
416
00:14:23,482 --> 00:14:24,896
So we're sorry to disturb you.
417
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:27,137
Wait. Maybe I have seen her.
418
00:14:27,172 --> 00:14:28,655
Is her name Jenny?
419
00:14:28,689 --> 00:14:29,344
Yes.
420
00:14:29,379 --> 00:14:30,344
Does she have green eyes?
421
00:14:30,379 --> 00:14:30,896
Yeah.
422
00:14:30,931 --> 00:14:31,827
She a vegetarian?
423
00:14:31,862 --> 00:14:32,586
Yeah.
424
00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:34,000
Does she have a segmented body
425
00:14:34,034 --> 00:14:35,172
and ears on her thorax?
426
00:14:35,206 --> 00:14:35,586
No.
427
00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:37,103
Want to bet?!
428
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:38,551
Oh, dear.
429
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,137
What did you do to her?
430
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:42,310
I turned her into a grasshopper.
431
00:14:42,344 --> 00:14:43,241
Why?
432
00:14:43,275 --> 00:14:45,000
It was either that or a katydid.
433
00:14:45,034 --> 00:14:46,182
You're going to
turn her back, right
434
00:14:46,206 --> 00:14:48,010
I mean, you're not going
to leave her like that.
435
00:14:48,034 --> 00:14:50,068
Wrong. The rules are very clear
436
00:14:50,103 --> 00:14:53,413
on what happen to mortals
who cross over into this realm.
437
00:14:53,448 --> 00:14:56,413
And, as you know,
rules are rules.
438
00:14:56,448 --> 00:14:58,379
What rules? I want
to see these rules.
439
00:14:58,413 --> 00:15:00,000
Oh, rule bearer.
440
00:15:04,965 --> 00:15:07,689
Hear ye, hear ye,
the rules of the realm.
441
00:15:07,724 --> 00:15:09,931
"Rule number one: No spitting.
442
00:15:09,965 --> 00:15:11,206
"Rule number two:
443
00:15:11,241 --> 00:15:13,413
All giants must wipe
their feet before..."
444
00:15:13,448 --> 00:15:15,241
Could you skip to the
part about mortals?
445
00:15:21,517 --> 00:15:23,517
"Rule number 714:
446
00:15:23,551 --> 00:15:25,724
"Any mortal who
passes into this realm
447
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,379
shall be transformed
into a creepy-crawly thing."
448
00:15:28,413 --> 00:15:30,344
That's the rule.
Here's your friend.
449
00:15:30,379 --> 00:15:33,448
The jar is yours to keep.
450
00:15:33,482 --> 00:15:34,000
I can't believe this.
451
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:34,931
Aunt Zelda.
452
00:15:34,965 --> 00:15:36,241
Oh, honey, don't cry.
453
00:15:36,275 --> 00:15:37,413
Poor Jenny.
454
00:15:37,448 --> 00:15:38,689
No. Really, don't cry.
455
00:15:38,724 --> 00:15:41,000
Rule number 555: No blubbering.
456
00:15:41,034 --> 00:15:42,182
Look, I just want to be alone.
457
00:15:42,206 --> 00:15:43,275
Ah, Sabrina...
458
00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:44,724
Let her go.
459
00:15:44,758 --> 00:15:46,758
They need to redefine
their friendship.
460
00:15:46,793 --> 00:15:49,517
[ Playing limbo music]
461
00:15:49,551 --> 00:15:51,689
Jenny, what have I done?
462
00:15:51,724 --> 00:15:53,448
Your parents are going
to be so mad at me.
463
00:15:53,482 --> 00:15:57,068
I can't believe I dragged
you into my weirdness.
464
00:15:57,103 --> 00:15:57,965
Look, just so you know
465
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,034
I really did want to
tell you my secret
466
00:16:00,068 --> 00:16:02,793
which I guess at
this point is obvious.
467
00:16:02,827 --> 00:16:05,931
Surprise. I'm a witch.
468
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,251
But it's not as much
fun as you'd think.
469
00:16:07,275 --> 00:16:10,965
I mean, all I wanted to do was
spend one normal night at my house.
470
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,034
You know, one night
to have a sleep over
471
00:16:13,068 --> 00:16:14,344
eat a little popcorn
472
00:16:14,379 --> 00:16:15,862
play some board games.
473
00:16:15,896 --> 00:16:17,275
Was that so much to ask?
474
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,344
[ Chirps]
475
00:16:18,379 --> 00:16:20,482
I'll take that chirp as a yes.
476
00:16:20,517 --> 00:16:24,827
And anyway, I just
wanted to say I'm sorry.
477
00:16:24,862 --> 00:16:25,551
Sorry.
478
00:16:25,586 --> 00:16:26,344
How lame is that?
479
00:16:26,379 --> 00:16:27,527
I mean, you're a grasshopper.
480
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,103
Sorry isn't enough.
481
00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:35,137
You know, I know this
won't make it up to you, but...
482
00:16:35,172 --> 00:16:35,689
Jenny
483
00:16:35,724 --> 00:16:38,448
want a leaf?
484
00:16:38,482 --> 00:16:39,344
Oh, excuse me.
485
00:16:39,379 --> 00:16:40,620
I didn't know you were in here.
486
00:16:40,655 --> 00:16:41,482
Do you mind if I smoke?
487
00:16:41,517 --> 00:16:42,689
It's only bubbles.
488
00:16:42,724 --> 00:16:43,793
Go ahead.
489
00:16:43,827 --> 00:16:45,000
I've been trying to quit
490
00:16:45,034 --> 00:16:47,482
but my job is so stressful.
491
00:16:47,517 --> 00:16:49,137
Stress?
492
00:16:49,172 --> 00:16:50,379
Tell me about it.
493
00:16:50,413 --> 00:16:52,137
I'm sorry about the rules.
494
00:16:52,172 --> 00:16:53,344
I don't make them up.
495
00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:54,206
I only read them.
496
00:16:54,241 --> 00:16:57,137
And, personally,
I think 714 stinks.
497
00:16:57,172 --> 00:16:59,448
I mean, what is so
bad about mortals?
498
00:16:59,482 --> 00:17:00,034
Nothing.
499
00:17:00,068 --> 00:17:01,034
Especially Jenny.
500
00:17:01,068 --> 00:17:02,551
She was the coolest.
501
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:05,724
So, uh, why not find a loophole?
502
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:06,517
There are loopholes?
503
00:17:06,551 --> 00:17:07,413
Yeah, don't you know the rule?
504
00:17:07,448 --> 00:17:08,413
What rule?
505
00:17:08,448 --> 00:17:09,034
I'm off duty
506
00:17:09,068 --> 00:17:11,379
but rule number 803:
507
00:17:11,413 --> 00:17:13,620
For every rule,
there is a loophole.
508
00:17:13,655 --> 00:17:15,965
In fact, there are more
loopholes than rules.
509
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,448
So theres a chance
I can save Jenny?
510
00:17:17,482 --> 00:17:18,976
Yeah, but not for
another five minutes.
511
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,586
I got to finish my bubbles.
512
00:17:23,862 --> 00:17:25,103
It's not over yet.
513
00:17:25,137 --> 00:17:27,103
Listen up. "Mortals without
514
00:17:27,137 --> 00:17:28,286
"conscious
knowledge of the realm
515
00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:30,034
may pass in and
out of it freely."
516
00:17:30,068 --> 00:17:31,103
Loophole.
517
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:33,344
But Jenny already has
conscious knowledge.
518
00:17:33,379 --> 00:17:35,206
So we get rid of
the conscious part.
519
00:17:35,241 --> 00:17:36,517
We knock her out?
520
00:17:36,551 --> 00:17:38,448
No. We convince her
she's having a dream.
521
00:17:38,482 --> 00:17:39,758
Then she can leave.
522
00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:40,586
No, she can't.
523
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:41,344
Yes, she can.
524
00:17:41,379 --> 00:17:42,896
I have it in writing.
525
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:44,482
Oh, toothpicks.
526
00:17:44,517 --> 00:17:45,137
Sorry.
527
00:17:45,172 --> 00:17:46,275
Rules are rules
528
00:17:46,310 --> 00:17:48,068
but loopholes are loopholes.
529
00:17:48,103 --> 00:17:50,000
Okay. Give it a try.
530
00:17:52,068 --> 00:17:54,172
Hey, Sabrina, you're here.
531
00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:55,068
No, I'm not
532
00:17:55,103 --> 00:17:56,344
and neither are you.
533
00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:59,310
You're having a dream.
534
00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:00,448
Doesn't seem like it.
535
00:18:00,482 --> 00:18:02,965
It seems like you're just
making swooshy arm motions.
536
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:03,793
Help me out here, would you?
537
00:18:03,827 --> 00:18:05,896
But you are dreaming, Jenny.
538
00:18:05,931 --> 00:18:08,862
Ooh, look at the
size of this fruit.
539
00:18:08,896 --> 00:18:11,344
And now, you
have to have a test.
540
00:18:11,379 --> 00:18:12,620
A test?
541
00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:13,275
Well, what's it on?
542
00:18:13,310 --> 00:18:14,344
I haven't studied.
543
00:18:14,379 --> 00:18:16,137
Invertebrate zoology.
544
00:18:16,172 --> 00:18:16,931
Better get to work.
545
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:18,448
"The cuttlefish
and the nautilus.
546
00:18:18,482 --> 00:18:19,758
Compare and contrast."
547
00:18:19,793 --> 00:18:21,907
But I don't even know what
any of these are, and my pen...
548
00:18:21,931 --> 00:18:22,482
Ahh!
549
00:18:22,517 --> 00:18:23,896
Time's up. You failed.
550
00:18:23,931 --> 00:18:25,000
But I just started.
551
00:18:25,034 --> 00:18:26,113
You've been working for hours.
552
00:18:26,137 --> 00:18:29,241
And now look... Your
dead grandfather.
553
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:30,655
Come here, quick.
554
00:18:30,689 --> 00:18:31,551
Get on this.
555
00:18:31,586 --> 00:18:32,586
Run to him.
556
00:18:34,034 --> 00:18:36,931
Grandpa! Grandpa!
557
00:18:36,965 --> 00:18:40,310
I'm running as fast as I can,
but I'm not getting any closer.
558
00:18:40,344 --> 00:18:43,379
That's because it's a dream.
559
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:44,724
Maybe it is a dream.
560
00:18:44,758 --> 00:18:47,137
But there's still
something missing.
561
00:18:47,172 --> 00:18:48,103
What?
562
00:18:48,137 --> 00:18:50,103
Jack Wagner. He's
in all my dreams.
563
00:18:50,137 --> 00:18:51,137
There he is.
564
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:52,482
Jack!
565
00:18:52,517 --> 00:18:53,896
You made it!
566
00:18:53,931 --> 00:18:55,103
Well, where am I?
567
00:18:55,137 --> 00:18:56,206
In my dream.
568
00:18:56,241 --> 00:18:58,000
This all seems so real.
569
00:18:58,034 --> 00:19:00,172
Well, I'm a pretty
visual person.
570
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,931
Like remember the
time you rescued me
571
00:19:01,965 --> 00:19:03,005
from the evil king Herbert
572
00:19:03,034 --> 00:19:04,793
and we got married
at stonehenge?
573
00:19:04,827 --> 00:19:07,551
No, not really.
574
00:19:07,586 --> 00:19:08,586
But how could you forget?
575
00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:10,689
You promised to love
me forever and ever.
576
00:19:10,724 --> 00:19:12,206
Jenny, get a grip.
577
00:19:12,241 --> 00:19:13,137
Bye, Jack.
578
00:19:13,172 --> 00:19:15,448
Don't go, Jack. Don't go.
579
00:19:15,482 --> 00:19:17,068
You could try running after him.
580
00:19:17,103 --> 00:19:19,172
Well, that never
gets me anywhere.
581
00:19:19,206 --> 00:19:21,034
I don't like this dream anymore.
582
00:19:21,068 --> 00:19:22,068
I want to wake up.
583
00:19:22,103 --> 00:19:24,896
If you want to wake up,
you have to go to sleep.
584
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,206
That makes no sense.
585
00:19:26,241 --> 00:19:29,448
That's because it's a dream.
586
00:19:29,482 --> 00:19:30,275
Both: Dream.
587
00:19:30,310 --> 00:19:31,827
Maybe I do need a nap.
588
00:19:31,862 --> 00:19:34,000
You're very sleepy.
589
00:19:34,034 --> 00:19:36,689
Very sleepy.
590
00:19:40,034 --> 00:19:41,275
[ Softly]: It worked.
591
00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:41,827
Wake up!
592
00:19:41,862 --> 00:19:44,068
Shh! Rule number 42:
593
00:19:44,103 --> 00:19:45,965
Let sleeping mortals lie.
594
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:46,965
Too bad, drell.
595
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,034
Looks like I win this round.
596
00:19:49,068 --> 00:19:50,482
Ha!
597
00:19:50,517 --> 00:19:53,241
You tiny little witches
are so annoying.
598
00:19:56,379 --> 00:19:57,241
Tell you what
599
00:19:57,275 --> 00:19:59,137
next week, you can
go to Jenny's house.
600
00:20:01,551 --> 00:20:02,310
You know what I regret?
601
00:20:02,344 --> 00:20:03,172
What?
602
00:20:03,206 --> 00:20:05,413
Not getting Jack
Wagner's autograph.
603
00:20:05,448 --> 00:20:08,068
Okay. Now gently
put her on the bed.
604
00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:14,310
Yes!
605
00:20:14,344 --> 00:20:15,310
We did it.
606
00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:17,068
That was close.
607
00:20:17,103 --> 00:20:19,896
See? Everything turned out fine.
608
00:20:19,931 --> 00:20:22,758
At last, Marvin gardens is mine.
609
00:20:22,793 --> 00:20:23,517
[ Laughing]
610
00:20:23,551 --> 00:20:25,000
It's just luck.
611
00:20:25,034 --> 00:20:26,206
You know, having a brain
612
00:20:26,241 --> 00:20:28,655
doesn't help at
all in this game.
613
00:20:28,689 --> 00:20:31,241
Linty, did you eat my pie?
614
00:20:31,275 --> 00:20:34,344
Yep, it's just another normal
night at the spellmans'.
615
00:20:38,034 --> 00:20:40,000
Morning.
616
00:20:40,034 --> 00:20:41,310
You sleep okay?
617
00:20:41,344 --> 00:20:42,793
Like a rock.
618
00:20:42,827 --> 00:20:45,137
Except I had the
freakiest dream last night
619
00:20:45,172 --> 00:20:46,137
and you were in it.
620
00:20:46,172 --> 00:20:46,965
Really?
621
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,827
Uh-huh. I went to
another dimension
622
00:20:48,862 --> 00:20:50,068
and a giant witch named drell
623
00:20:50,103 --> 00:20:51,758
turned me into a grasshopper.
624
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:52,517
Sounds scary.
625
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:53,586
Yeah.
626
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,689
But, fortunately, Jack
Wagner saved me.
627
00:20:55,724 --> 00:20:57,586
Jack Wagner saved you?
628
00:20:57,620 --> 00:21:00,758
You're sure I didn't save you?
629
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,655
I don't think so.
630
00:21:02,689 --> 00:21:03,827
But it was fun.
631
00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:05,010
I wish bizarre stuff like that
632
00:21:05,034 --> 00:21:07,758
could happen all the time.
633
00:21:07,793 --> 00:21:08,827
Yeah, but...
634
00:21:08,862 --> 00:21:10,827
Then again, you
might not appreciate it
635
00:21:10,862 --> 00:21:12,448
as much as you think.
636
00:21:17,034 --> 00:21:18,275
"Rule number 56:
637
00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:20,827
"All witches must
eat their carrots.
638
00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:22,172
"Rule number 57:
639
00:21:22,206 --> 00:21:24,379
"Bats may not be kept as pets.
640
00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:25,689
"Rule number 58:
641
00:21:25,724 --> 00:21:28,413
"Not using double
negatives will be disallowed.
642
00:21:28,448 --> 00:21:30,068
"Rule number 59:
643
00:21:30,103 --> 00:21:33,448
"All children under ten must
be accompanied by monkeys.
644
00:21:33,482 --> 00:21:34,931
"Rule number 60:
645
00:21:34,965 --> 00:21:37,724
"No switching channels
between programs.
646
00:21:37,758 --> 00:21:40,241
"Rule number 61:
All rules must have
647
00:21:40,275 --> 00:21:44,620
a beginning, a middle
and an end, except..."
648
00:21:44,655 --> 00:21:46,241
Is that it?
649
00:21:46,275 --> 00:21:47,655
I don't get that one.
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