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What! You scared me.
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I know. Look, the car is temporarily
out of order.
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It will be ready in a minute.
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- Get this thing out of here now.
- Get a move on.
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Wait, guys. Don't get excited.
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I'm trying to get this thing...
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Would you move your car
out of the way?
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I'm very sorry. I'm very, very sorry.
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It always starts sooner or later
if we're really patient.
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This happens a lot,
and I'm gonna be okay.
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Can you open the door?
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- Can you open the door?
- I can't. Look!
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See. See this thing?
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It's always been that way.
I can't open it.
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- Oh, God.
- Get this thing out of here.
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- I don't blame you.
- You've got to move.
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I'd open the door, but I can't.
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I can't. I'm locked in here.
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I'm gonna have an anxiety attack.
Oh, no.
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This is great.
Gosh, thank you so much.
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- Anytime.
- I'm so late.
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Second time this week.
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- I'm late.
- You are?
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Yeah.
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Lou's gonna kill me.
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If tonight's banquet
in honor of the visiting...
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... Emir Khala'ad bin Abdul Majid has
its desired effect...
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... State Department insiders predict
that administrators will announce...
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... the start of construction
on a major military base...
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... in the emir's strategically
located Middle Eastern country.
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State Department...
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Presidential aide John J. Hilley was
accused of being overly ambitious...
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... and overly zealous
by several congressmen...
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Brad, not in the middle
of the afternoon.
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Kim, middle of the afternoon, middle
of the night. What's the difference?
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Brad, we can't. It's just not right.
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Right? I'll show you what's right.
This is right.
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This.
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And this.
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Hi, sweetie. I'm late.
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- The car?
- Yeah.
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Oh, taxi! Taxi!
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- Hey, Sunny, no car?
- No car.
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- Can I give you a ride home?
- No, thanks. I got a date!
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- Hi, Lou.
- Nice, Sunny.
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Nice. Thank you very much
for showing up.
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Oh, jeez, am I late?
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Why were you running
if you didn't know?
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Exercise.
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Funny, very funny.
See, I can't pay my taxes here.
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- The joint's dying...
- I'm real sorry.
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I'll be on time
the rest of the week, okay?
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What rest of the week? It's Friday.
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You can make it up
by working cleanup tonight.
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Lou, not tonight, please.
I have a date.
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Sunny, you going out?
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Guess.
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- The Friday night special.
- Come on, Donna, give me a break.
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He's not so bad. What do you expect,
for chrissakes?
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This is D.C. The men are all married
or gay or work for the government.
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Or all three.
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- How come you got the zebra?
- I got here first.
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Does that mean I get the giraffe?
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No, Francine has the giraffe tonight.
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- Oh, no!
- Oh, yes.
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Oh, no way!
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No way! There's absolutely
no way I'm...
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What's the matter?
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I will not walk around this place
dressed like a goddamn chicken!
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That is not a chicken.
That is an emu.
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An "emu"?
I never heard of an emu.
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Nobody I know ever heard of an emu.
So wear it yourself.
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No, dear, I'm not a chicken.
I'm an emu.
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That's "emu." E-M-U.
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No, sweetie, I will not sit
on your eggs.
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I gotta get something together for
my car, which had a breakdown today.
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I am so broke.
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See that guy over there?
The one with the green jacket.
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Yeah.
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He's looking for a good time.
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He'll have trouble finding it.
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I know you don't go
for stuff like that...
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...but the guy gave me 10 bucks
for an introduction.
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- An introduction, that's all.
- Yeah?
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Tell him I said, "How do you do?"
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Hey, Sunshine, listen to me.
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I've got a couple extra hundred bucks
that I'm not doing anything with.
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You wouldn't have
to pay me back right away.
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- I'm okay, Ella, really.
- I'm serious.
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- You know my friend I told you about?
- Sure.
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He's been real generous lately.
Real generous, know what I mean?
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I think so.
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See this.
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- Now, don't tell anyone. It's real.
- Wow!
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See these? They're not.
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He paid for all three.
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Now, listen, my friend
has some friends...
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...very nice guys.
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- You should go out with them.
- No, Ella, I couldn't.
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I didn't say you're lying.
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I said I find it very interesting that
you used the same excuse last week.
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No, that was last week!
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Your sister's kids' measles
was the week before.
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I'm not yelling,
I'm just speaking distinctly!
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No, you can't come over later.
Later is the middle of the night.
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While we're on the subject
I want to say something...
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- God, it's got to get better.
- Does it?
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Doesn't it?
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Sure it does.
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- Good night, sweetheart.
- Good night, honey.
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Among the celebrities we expect to see
tonight are the president himself...
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...and his honored guest,
the Emir Khala'ad bin Abdul Majid.
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Washington insiders consider
tonight's gala the beginning...
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...of attempts on the part
of the administration...
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...to arrange a strategic deal
with the emir.
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It would involve the establishment of
a major American military presence...
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...in that Middle Eastern country.
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Although the emir struggled for years
to reconcile dissident factions...
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...within his traditionally
conservative nation...
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...he is considered powerful enough,
if not popular enough...
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...to assure his own people that
the long-term economic benefits...
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...from such an arrangement would help
his suffering country.
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Excuse me.
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Who is it? Is it the president?
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- Mrs. St. John, just one more.
- Elizabeth!
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How are you?
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This is our car.
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Ouch.
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What do you got in there, a gun?
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A gun?
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A gun!
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A gun!
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I got him! I got him!
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He got me! He got me!
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At approximately 11:45,
when the president's banquet...
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... in honor of the visit of the Emir
Khala'ad bin Abdul Majid was ending...
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... and the would-be assassin
appeared in the crowd...
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The information we have
developed so far reveals...
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... that the name of that real-life
heroine is Sunny Ann Davis.
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Her selfless act
in the face of danger...
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The waitress threw herself
in the path of the bullet...
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... from a would-be killer's gun.
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- Jerry.
- What?
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It's Sunny.
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There is still no word as to her
condition. On the lighter side...
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No identification yet
of the gun-wielding man who...
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... to the horror
of terrified witnesses...
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... made his abortive attempt
on the life of the emir.
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We have not been told how serious
the brave Ms. Davis' condition is...
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Oh, my God!
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... or even where,
precisely, she was wounded.
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Forceps.
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I think I've got it.
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Suture, please.
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Beautiful. Really beautiful.
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Thank you.
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How did you happen to be there?
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I was coming out of the hotel.
I was working 7- 11 that night.
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But I was late at this time
because of all the C.A.
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- C.A.?
- Citizen activity.
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- I don't know that technical jargon...
- Security guard talk, Bob.
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What did you think when
you heard the shots?
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I thought,
"My God, somebody's shooting."
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And the man that was firing.
Did you actually see him?
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Yeah, I'd clocked him a while before,
because he was a bit funny.
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I figured. "What the heck.
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He's just a fanatic who hangs
around when something's going on. "
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- What did you do?
- There wasn't anything I could do.
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There was no reason. At the
Craigmore School of Security...
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... we're told never to impede
on an individual's rights.
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Even after he pulled his weapon out?
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Then you go right into standard
operating procedure.
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What would standard operating
procedure be in this case?
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In this particular case, I forgot.
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Do you remember how many shots
were fired?
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Sure, yeah.
Between two and...
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Between about three and eight.
Or nine.
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She is behind me in one of the rooms
of the George Washington Hospital...
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... and according to the latest
bulletin, she's fine.
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There's a rumor that someone
from the White House...
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...perhaps the president...
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...will pay a visit
to this young lady...
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...whose unusual display of
bravery, of intestinal fortitude...
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...of old-fashioned American guts,
have thrust her into the harsh...
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...yet warm and grateful
light of media attention.
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Will you give these to Sunny?
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They're from the United
Ladies for a Better America!
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I'm her cousin on her mother's side.
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Look. Don't I look like her?
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Look at me! Don't I look like her?
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I'm afraid I can't comment
at the moment on this.
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There will be a press conference
this morning.
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Check me out! I'm a personal friend
of Norman Mailer!
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Thank you.
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Give us a break!
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- More mail!
- More mail, Sunny. More mail!
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I'm visiting my friend Sunny,
the national hero.
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I'll call back later.
Or better yet, call me.
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Lou Fox of the Safari Club.
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Mom, you should see this room.
It's beautiful!
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It's like a honeymoon suite.
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I've got pictures. I can see
the Capitol from the window.
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Look at this. From Wayne Newton.
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- More mail.
- More mail!
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This is so exciting. I can't...
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Barry Manilow.
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Mom, listen, I think
I'm coming home soon.
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Yeah, they're gonna pay for it.
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00:13:37,211 --> 00:13:39,543
Yeah, they're paying...
Who are you?
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I'm Mike Ransome.
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I'm the Middle East desk chief
over at the State Department.
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I'm here to help you get through
your press conference.
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Mom, I'll call you back.
Give my love to Dad.
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Okay, bye-bye.
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You sure don't look like one.
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- Like one what?
- A middle-aged desk clerk.
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No, no, that's Middle East desk chief.
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- More mail.
- More mail!
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- You're hearing from a lot of people?
- Liza Minnelli!
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This is a list of 90 names.
All marriage proposals.
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Well, I may have to turn
some of them down.
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Are you married, Mr. Ransome?
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Hey, Donna, come on.
Give the guy a break, okay?
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I mean, really.
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- Are you married, Mr. Ransome?
- Not anymore.
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- Congratulations, neither am I.
- I know.
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Oh, yeah? What else do you know?
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I know that we don't have much time.
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If you'll just let me fill you in
on this material...
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This map is part of the background
material we're giving to the press.
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Here is the emir's country.
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- In yellow?
- Yes.
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And pretty. It's a pretty
little country.
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You cannot help but discern
its strategic importance...
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...to the West in terms
of its proximity to the Gulf.
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And its value as a buffer,
geographically speaking...
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...between these two rival nations.
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Wow.
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Dr. Pearlman, chief of surgery at
George Washington University Hospital.
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He's finishing his report on
the details of Ms. Davis' condition.
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The young lady herself,
in the center of all...
242
00:15:20,848 --> 00:15:22,509
Mr. Hilley's office.
243
00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:24,781
Would you hold a moment, senator?
244
00:15:25,086 --> 00:15:27,247
Can you speak with Senator Miller?
245
00:15:28,656 --> 00:15:31,216
Tell him I'll call him back
when this is over.
246
00:15:31,425 --> 00:15:32,915
I want to watch it.
247
00:15:33,527 --> 00:15:34,721
I apologize, senator.
248
00:15:34,929 --> 00:15:38,695
Can Mr. Hilley call you back as soon
as this press conference is over?
249
00:15:38,899 --> 00:15:40,332
It won't be but a minute.
250
00:15:40,534 --> 00:15:42,502
Wonderful. Thank you. Bye-bye.
251
00:15:42,703 --> 00:15:46,400
Let's take our cameras down as Sunny
Davis is wheeled to the microphone.
252
00:15:54,215 --> 00:15:57,810
- Would you like to speak first?
- No, not really.
253
00:15:58,586 --> 00:15:59,746
Well, yes.
254
00:16:09,563 --> 00:16:13,659
Well, I'd like to say thank you...
255
00:16:14,302 --> 00:16:16,167
...to everybody at the hospital...
256
00:16:16,370 --> 00:16:19,965
...for being so nice and taking
such good care of me.
257
00:16:20,608 --> 00:16:23,441
And I'd like to tell everybody
in America...
258
00:16:23,644 --> 00:16:27,944
... that this is the best place to come
if you're ever shot in the ass.
259
00:16:30,785 --> 00:16:33,219
- Is the chief watching this?
- Don't know.
260
00:16:33,954 --> 00:16:36,980
- What did he say when you talked?
- He was napping.
261
00:16:37,191 --> 00:16:39,819
Can you tell us what you're going
to do next?
262
00:16:40,561 --> 00:16:43,496
Well, I'm gonna go home
to Oregon and visit my folks.
263
00:16:43,898 --> 00:16:48,028
And relax and see what new things
my dad's invented in his workshop.
264
00:16:48,769 --> 00:16:53,331
And check on my dog and eat some
of my mom's huckleberry pie...
265
00:16:53,541 --> 00:16:55,475
... which is the best in the world.
266
00:16:55,676 --> 00:17:00,113
Jesus Christ, what is
this cornball routine?
267
00:17:01,115 --> 00:17:03,208
- Look at them.
- Who?
268
00:17:03,417 --> 00:17:04,975
Them. The hard-boiled press.
269
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:07,046
They're eating it up.
270
00:17:07,321 --> 00:17:11,018
Then there's my grandma and grandpa
who I haven't seen in a long time.
271
00:17:11,225 --> 00:17:14,217
Gosh, they're in their 70s
and in really great shape.
272
00:17:14,428 --> 00:17:16,988
Grandma still volunteers
as a crossing guard.
273
00:17:17,198 --> 00:17:19,359
She's gonna sing
the national anthem next.
274
00:17:19,567 --> 00:17:22,730
Hi, Grandma. If you're watching,
I'll see you soon.
275
00:17:22,937 --> 00:17:25,838
I'll bet Grandpa was personally
decorated by Eisenhower.
276
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:29,100
My grandfather used
to pitch for the Salem Rockets...
277
00:17:29,310 --> 00:17:31,369
...which was an AA league.
- Even better.
278
00:17:31,579 --> 00:17:35,071
He was MVP two years running,
and we're very proud of him.
279
00:17:35,282 --> 00:17:37,750
- Maybe she's running for office.
- Come on.
280
00:17:37,952 --> 00:17:40,284
To be that dumb and run for office?
281
00:17:43,791 --> 00:17:47,056
- What about your personal life?
- What about it?
282
00:17:47,361 --> 00:17:50,387
For starters, you live
with two men. Is that right?
283
00:17:50,698 --> 00:17:52,598
- No.
- It isn't?
284
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:56,930
I live in a small part of a house that
belongs to two men who live together.
285
00:17:57,805 --> 00:18:00,035
You understand the difference.
286
00:18:01,242 --> 00:18:03,608
Let's go on to something else then.
287
00:18:03,811 --> 00:18:05,972
When you first realized
that the alleged assailant...
288
00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:08,439
Alleged? You want to see alleged?
289
00:18:08,649 --> 00:18:11,083
I'll show you alleged.
290
00:18:11,886 --> 00:18:13,615
I've seen enough.
291
00:18:15,156 --> 00:18:17,386
Would you get the president
for me, please?
292
00:18:17,591 --> 00:18:20,321
She's got the working women,
the small-town folks...
293
00:18:20,528 --> 00:18:22,758
...the senior citizens, the gays,
the law-and-order bunch!
294
00:18:22,963 --> 00:18:26,729
And the baseball fans and the barflies
and the animal lovers!
295
00:18:26,934 --> 00:18:29,232
- Margaret!
- Yes. Yes, sir.
296
00:18:29,437 --> 00:18:32,133
Make sure the line to the hospital
is clear. Patch it through now!
297
00:18:32,339 --> 00:18:33,931
Do it! Do it!
298
00:18:34,608 --> 00:18:36,269
She really is something, sir.
299
00:18:36,777 --> 00:18:39,940
Truthfully, I never heard
of the emir before last night.
300
00:18:40,147 --> 00:18:42,672
I wasn't risking my life
for him or anything.
301
00:18:42,883 --> 00:18:45,647
I thought he was trying
to shoot the president.
302
00:18:45,853 --> 00:18:48,481
- Tell him to make the call now.
- He's talking.
303
00:18:48,889 --> 00:18:51,016
I didn't say "give my life,"
I said "risk."
304
00:18:51,225 --> 00:18:52,419
He is our president.
305
00:18:52,993 --> 00:18:53,982
No, sir.
306
00:18:56,597 --> 00:18:57,757
Yes, sir.
307
00:18:58,432 --> 00:18:59,421
No.
308
00:19:00,434 --> 00:19:02,664
Do you support the president
generally?
309
00:19:02,870 --> 00:19:04,531
Do you think he's doing a good job?
310
00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:08,605
He gets paid a lot more than me,
so he must be doing something right.
311
00:19:08,809 --> 00:19:09,673
Make the call!
312
00:19:09,877 --> 00:19:12,505
- Did you vote for the president?
- I never voted.
313
00:19:12,713 --> 00:19:14,704
- Never?
- Right, never.
314
00:19:14,915 --> 00:19:17,850
Do you consider yourself
a Republican or a Democrat?
315
00:19:18,219 --> 00:19:21,552
Look, I consider myself to be
just an American.
316
00:19:22,990 --> 00:19:26,187
Tell him to make the goddamn call!
317
00:19:31,098 --> 00:19:34,761
There's a call here that some
of you may want to listen to.
318
00:19:36,370 --> 00:19:37,462
Who is it?
319
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:40,766
Hello?
320
00:19:44,979 --> 00:19:46,378
Mr. President?
321
00:19:48,082 --> 00:19:49,106
It's the president!
322
00:20:00,327 --> 00:20:03,194
From Washington D.C.,
CNN Headline News, top story...
323
00:20:03,397 --> 00:20:04,796
I'd like to tell everybody
in America...
324
00:20:04,999 --> 00:20:08,958
... that this is the best place to come
if you're ever shot in the...
325
00:20:11,405 --> 00:20:12,736
Tonight, Sunny Davis speaks up.
326
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:14,429
Hi, Grandma...
327
00:20:14,642 --> 00:20:16,872
Sunny on Monday at 7:30.
328
00:20:17,411 --> 00:20:21,575
From Hollywood, The Tonight Show,
starring Johnny Carson.
329
00:20:21,782 --> 00:20:24,717
Tonight, Johnny's one and only guest,
Sunny Davis.
330
00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:26,614
She's got the gun here. See?
331
00:20:26,820 --> 00:20:28,344
Okay, now run please, run.
332
00:20:28,556 --> 00:20:31,957
Now she's opening her mouth.
See? She's opening her mouth.
333
00:20:32,159 --> 00:20:34,184
- She's determined.
- She pulls him down.
334
00:20:34,395 --> 00:20:37,853
See, there it is. She bites him here.
And he screams...
335
00:20:38,599 --> 00:20:40,999
Coming up: saints, sinners
and Sunny Davis.
336
00:20:41,569 --> 00:20:45,437
Good evening, tonight's lead story,
the celebrity of Sunny Davis.
337
00:20:45,639 --> 00:20:47,698
Do you think you'd do this again?
338
00:20:47,908 --> 00:20:49,375
Stay tuned, the news continues.
339
00:21:39,994 --> 00:21:41,962
Oh, absolutely, Your Majesty.
340
00:21:43,097 --> 00:21:44,428
No problem.
341
00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:47,998
And we get the base?
342
00:21:48,402 --> 00:21:52,498
- He really said that?
- Yes, Marietta, he really said that.
343
00:21:53,273 --> 00:21:56,037
Well, I'm convinced.
344
00:21:56,243 --> 00:21:58,609
Yes, but are we really being
fair to her?
345
00:21:59,346 --> 00:22:02,645
It's an extremely volatile situation.
She's a totally inexperienced...
346
00:22:02,850 --> 00:22:05,318
She's a drink hustler
in a clip joint.
347
00:22:05,519 --> 00:22:08,010
We're giving her a shot.
You think she'll say no?
348
00:22:08,389 --> 00:22:10,687
Coffee, gentlemen?
349
00:22:11,692 --> 00:22:14,684
- Shouldn't the president know?
- I don't think so, Michael.
350
00:22:14,895 --> 00:22:18,695
You're right, Marietta. I think
we can handle this among ourselves.
351
00:22:18,899 --> 00:22:21,595
Besides, it's almost 9:30.
352
00:22:21,802 --> 00:22:24,532
The president has retired.
He has a difficult day tomorrow.
353
00:22:24,738 --> 00:22:26,228
Yeah, he has to get up.
354
00:22:27,341 --> 00:22:29,002
Early. Get up early.
355
00:22:29,209 --> 00:22:33,578
Okay, who can we get to go talk
to the girl and impress her?
356
00:22:36,350 --> 00:22:38,750
Let's think. There must be someone.
357
00:22:39,887 --> 00:22:42,378
Someone who's
reasonably good-natured...
358
00:22:42,589 --> 00:22:45,524
...has a relatively high TVQ...
359
00:22:45,726 --> 00:22:47,626
...and nothing important to do.
360
00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:57,834
This is the first time anyone like the
vice president has visited our city.
361
00:22:58,439 --> 00:23:01,602
But the governor is here a lot
to visit his sister Clara...
362
00:23:01,809 --> 00:23:05,176
...who lives just outside of town.
- We're sure proud of that.
363
00:23:05,546 --> 00:23:08,982
Here's the Cougar band coming around
the corner at Main and Superior.
364
00:23:09,183 --> 00:23:10,946
Right past Schmitter's Hardware.
365
00:23:12,953 --> 00:23:17,583
Sunny Davis graduated in the top 75%
of her class at Diamond Junction High.
366
00:23:17,791 --> 00:23:20,726
She was a pep girl, a member
of the hair-dressing club...
367
00:23:20,928 --> 00:23:23,089
... and an expert Ping-Pong player.
368
00:23:24,298 --> 00:23:26,960
Laurel, describe some
of the fashions here.
369
00:23:27,167 --> 00:23:31,103
Well, Sunny Davis is wearing a
red smock, I guess you'd call it.
370
00:23:31,305 --> 00:23:33,000
The vice president is wearing a suit.
371
00:23:41,482 --> 00:23:43,450
There's Mayor Bernholtz.
372
00:23:43,650 --> 00:23:47,518
He'll give Sunny, Diamond Junction's
version of the key to our city...
373
00:23:47,721 --> 00:23:48,915
... the gold chain saw...
374
00:23:49,123 --> 00:23:51,455
... with Sunny's name engraved
on the blade.
375
00:23:51,658 --> 00:23:55,059
Courtesy of Schmitter's Hardware,
corner of Main and Superior.
376
00:24:37,704 --> 00:24:39,365
Bless you!
377
00:24:39,940 --> 00:24:40,929
Thank you.
378
00:24:41,742 --> 00:24:43,505
Come on, boy. Come on.
379
00:24:46,814 --> 00:24:47,803
Here, come on!
380
00:24:48,015 --> 00:24:50,483
Here it is. Here you go, boy.
Come on.
381
00:24:51,852 --> 00:24:53,012
Give it to me.
382
00:24:53,220 --> 00:24:54,209
Come on.
383
00:24:56,423 --> 00:24:57,651
What do you think?
384
00:24:59,793 --> 00:25:00,817
Really fine.
385
00:25:01,028 --> 00:25:04,725
- You think so, honest?
- Absolutely. I do.
386
00:25:05,132 --> 00:25:07,600
It's like a real professional job.
387
00:25:07,968 --> 00:25:09,697
- Are you serious?
- Totally.
388
00:25:10,437 --> 00:25:12,701
My own cleaners back
in D.C. couldn't do it.
389
00:25:12,906 --> 00:25:15,170
- Which ones?
- Top Hat and Tails Express.
390
00:25:15,375 --> 00:25:16,399
- On 4th Street?
- Yes.
391
00:25:16,610 --> 00:25:17,804
- Near the court?
- Yes.
392
00:25:18,011 --> 00:25:21,344
They're terrible. They once
ruined a blouse of mine.
393
00:25:21,548 --> 00:25:25,917
It was very delicate material.
It was very fragile.
394
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:27,612
Yes.
395
00:25:28,021 --> 00:25:31,821
- And they ripped it to shreds.
- Really?
396
00:25:32,860 --> 00:25:33,952
Shreds.
397
00:25:34,661 --> 00:25:38,722
It's hard to believe what so-called
professionals will do, you know?
398
00:25:40,167 --> 00:25:41,498
I think so, yes.
399
00:25:42,169 --> 00:25:46,538
Because professionals, well,
they don't always care, you know?
400
00:25:47,441 --> 00:25:48,465
Anyway...
401
00:25:50,944 --> 00:25:52,309
Let me take them in.
402
00:25:52,512 --> 00:25:54,810
- I want to do the cuffs.
- It's not necessary.
403
00:25:55,015 --> 00:25:56,141
Necessary?
404
00:25:56,350 --> 00:25:58,580
Are you kidding?
This is an honor for me.
405
00:25:58,785 --> 00:26:01,049
This is another major event
in my life.
406
00:26:01,455 --> 00:26:04,424
Well, I must say, this is very
impressive, Mrs. Davis.
407
00:26:04,625 --> 00:26:06,354
Isn't this impressive, Michael?
408
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:08,050
Yes, sir. Certainly is, sir.
409
00:26:08,328 --> 00:26:12,321
Just what is that vegetable dish,
might I ask?
410
00:26:12,532 --> 00:26:14,329
That's another of Dad's inventions.
411
00:26:14,534 --> 00:26:16,434
- It is?
- Aspara-barb.
412
00:26:16,637 --> 00:26:19,162
- How's that?
- Cross between asparagus and rhubarb.
413
00:26:19,373 --> 00:26:20,965
I grow the stuff out back.
414
00:26:21,174 --> 00:26:23,039
Looks like hell, but it's delicious.
415
00:26:23,243 --> 00:26:25,211
I'll bet it is.
416
00:26:25,779 --> 00:26:28,680
Mr. Davis has developed
quite a few original notions.
417
00:26:28,882 --> 00:26:31,009
Later, I'll take you
to the basement...
418
00:26:31,218 --> 00:26:34,051
...and show you something
that'll knock your socks off.
419
00:26:34,688 --> 00:26:36,485
Really? What might that be?
420
00:26:36,690 --> 00:26:37,952
Not now, dear.
421
00:26:38,158 --> 00:26:40,752
Could save our country 50%
of its water bills.
422
00:26:40,961 --> 00:26:43,953
- After dinner, Dad.
- 50% of its water bills?
423
00:26:44,164 --> 00:26:46,655
Yes, I'd be interested
in hearing about that.
424
00:26:46,867 --> 00:26:48,095
It's an electric toilet.
425
00:26:52,339 --> 00:26:54,899
You won't forget the experience,
I guarantee it.
426
00:26:55,108 --> 00:26:56,803
Later, Dad.
427
00:26:58,278 --> 00:27:01,679
Popcorn! Popcorn!
428
00:27:01,882 --> 00:27:05,147
Don't jump on the nice
Mr. Vice President.
429
00:27:05,352 --> 00:27:08,185
- You want me to get rid of him?
- No, absolutely not.
430
00:27:08,388 --> 00:27:09,753
Not at all.
431
00:27:10,624 --> 00:27:11,682
Nice dog.
432
00:27:13,694 --> 00:27:18,063
- I wonder why you call him Popcorn?
- That was his father's name.
433
00:27:18,265 --> 00:27:19,732
Of course.
434
00:27:19,933 --> 00:27:24,734
- So, let's talk about the future.
- Okay.
435
00:27:24,938 --> 00:27:26,872
First of all, how is...?
436
00:27:27,708 --> 00:27:29,471
That's just about as good as new.
437
00:27:29,676 --> 00:27:32,577
You'd have to look very close
to see the scar.
438
00:27:32,779 --> 00:27:35,407
Well, I'll take your word for it.
439
00:27:38,385 --> 00:27:42,219
Sunny, what are your plans?
440
00:27:42,990 --> 00:27:44,423
I don't have any.
441
00:27:44,691 --> 00:27:47,751
I mean, well, I have a job
at the Safari Club.
442
00:27:47,961 --> 00:27:51,124
Lou, well he's my boss,
and he's really a nice guy...
443
00:27:51,331 --> 00:27:52,798
...but business is slow.
444
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,299
And I was kind of hoping
for an advancement, you know.
445
00:27:56,503 --> 00:28:00,234
But Lou's aunt works the cash register
and his sister's the hostess.
446
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:04,740
So I'm gonna have to wait around
until one of them quits or drops dead.
447
00:28:04,978 --> 00:28:07,173
I guess you know what that's like.
448
00:28:11,151 --> 00:28:12,140
Sunny...
449
00:28:13,253 --> 00:28:15,244
...we want you to come
and work with us.
450
00:28:15,956 --> 00:28:16,945
What do you mean?
451
00:28:17,157 --> 00:28:21,321
Well, we think you've proven yourself
to be a truly valuable citizen.
452
00:28:21,528 --> 00:28:23,496
You'd be a valuable
addition to our team.
453
00:28:24,097 --> 00:28:26,292
- Are you kidding?
- No.
454
00:28:29,403 --> 00:28:32,372
Well, oh, my gosh,
what would I be doing?
455
00:28:32,939 --> 00:28:36,966
Well, you'd be acting as a special
assistant to Ambassador St. John.
456
00:28:37,711 --> 00:28:40,271
- Do you know who that is?
- I don't know.
457
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,948
No, I don't think so.
I know I don't know.
458
00:28:43,150 --> 00:28:44,879
- Who is he?
- She.
459
00:28:45,085 --> 00:28:46,382
She? She's a she?
460
00:28:46,586 --> 00:28:49,817
She's the head of a department
of government that we think...
461
00:28:50,023 --> 00:28:51,923
...you'd be well-suited for.
462
00:28:52,526 --> 00:28:54,153
And what department is that?
463
00:28:55,162 --> 00:28:56,151
Protocol.
464
00:28:57,831 --> 00:28:58,991
Protocol.
465
00:29:00,734 --> 00:29:02,827
That's... Gosh, that's...
466
00:29:03,036 --> 00:29:04,833
I don't believe it. Protocol?
467
00:29:09,342 --> 00:29:10,741
Protocol!
468
00:29:15,382 --> 00:29:16,371
Could you just...?
469
00:29:16,583 --> 00:29:19,814
I'll be right back.
Could you just wait here?
470
00:29:20,020 --> 00:29:22,250
I'll just be right back.
471
00:29:22,456 --> 00:29:23,514
Protocol.
472
00:29:28,595 --> 00:29:30,961
You won't believe what just happened.
473
00:29:31,465 --> 00:29:32,762
What happened?
474
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:37,468
- What's wrong with you?
- P-R-O-T-O-K...
475
00:29:41,942 --> 00:29:43,375
Wait a minute, guys.
476
00:29:43,577 --> 00:29:46,808
"Protocol: the customs
and regulations...
477
00:29:47,013 --> 00:29:50,881
...dealing with the ceremonies and
etiquette of the diplomatic corps."
478
00:29:51,451 --> 00:29:52,782
It's a job.
479
00:29:52,986 --> 00:29:54,248
She just got a job.
480
00:29:54,688 --> 00:29:57,384
It's a job. They want me
to work for them.
481
00:29:57,591 --> 00:29:58,615
Work where?
482
00:29:59,926 --> 00:30:01,757
Oh, thank you!
483
00:30:04,998 --> 00:30:08,456
Exactly where would I be working?
484
00:30:08,935 --> 00:30:10,129
The State Department.
485
00:30:10,337 --> 00:30:14,467
I was wondering, does a job like that
pay by the hour or the week or what?
486
00:30:14,674 --> 00:30:17,973
Well, for a start,
about 35,000 a year.
487
00:30:39,399 --> 00:30:43,460
"Dear Falcon: Pigeon in cage.
Signed, Eagle. "
488
00:30:52,712 --> 00:30:55,272
Dad, these books
the Protocol Department sent...
489
00:30:55,482 --> 00:30:57,177
...are filled with weird rules.
490
00:30:57,384 --> 00:31:00,148
"Never cross your legs in front
of an African chief...
491
00:31:00,353 --> 00:31:04,084
...because the sole of the shoe
is considered an insult."
492
00:31:04,658 --> 00:31:06,125
I better be more careful!
493
00:31:06,326 --> 00:31:10,660
Oh, God, you wouldn't believe all
the rules they've got in this book.
494
00:31:11,131 --> 00:31:13,497
Half of them don't make sense at all.
495
00:31:13,900 --> 00:31:15,390
I don't know how I'll learn it all.
496
00:31:15,602 --> 00:31:17,467
Stop worrying.
You're like your mother.
497
00:31:18,305 --> 00:31:19,567
You'll do okay.
498
00:31:19,773 --> 00:31:21,206
I just hope I don't screw up.
499
00:31:21,408 --> 00:31:22,534
- You won't.
- There's so much...
500
00:31:22,742 --> 00:31:23,902
You won't.
501
00:31:24,110 --> 00:31:27,079
Before you go, I want to
tell you how proud I am of you.
502
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:30,272
What you did, grabbing
that assassin and all.
503
00:31:30,483 --> 00:31:32,974
That's the first time
you ever said anything like that.
504
00:31:33,186 --> 00:31:35,780
It's the first time you ever
did anything like that.
505
00:31:57,677 --> 00:31:58,905
- Excuse me.
- Hello, Sunny.
506
00:31:59,112 --> 00:32:01,706
I'm Earl Crowe,
and I'm real happy you're here.
507
00:32:01,915 --> 00:32:05,715
I'm the deputy chief of Protocol.
But you can call me Earl.
508
00:32:05,919 --> 00:32:08,820
And I'm going to take you in
to meet the boss.
509
00:32:09,022 --> 00:32:09,954
Mrs. St. John?
510
00:32:10,156 --> 00:32:12,681
That's right.
She's a wild woman, Sunny.
511
00:32:12,892 --> 00:32:15,861
A wild woman.
She's tough, but she's fair.
512
00:32:16,062 --> 00:32:19,793
She works 26 hours a day
and gives you 200 percent.
513
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,968
She must be exhausted.
514
00:32:22,168 --> 00:32:24,102
But seriously, Sunny, how is that hip?
515
00:32:25,105 --> 00:32:26,800
- Great.
- That's wonderful.
516
00:32:27,007 --> 00:32:29,771
The one where the
bullet went in still aches.
517
00:32:32,779 --> 00:32:34,337
There she is!
518
00:32:36,149 --> 00:32:39,641
This flower is from every one of us.
519
00:32:39,853 --> 00:32:42,151
Oh, thank you.
520
00:32:42,555 --> 00:32:44,489
Thank you very much.
521
00:32:44,691 --> 00:32:48,092
Sunny, Sunny, Sunny, Sunny.
522
00:32:48,461 --> 00:32:50,224
Sunny.
523
00:32:51,765 --> 00:32:53,392
Do you know what you've done?
524
00:32:54,768 --> 00:32:55,757
What?
525
00:32:57,137 --> 00:32:59,901
You don't have the slightest
idea what you've done?
526
00:33:01,574 --> 00:33:05,340
- I don't think so.
- You really don't?
527
00:33:07,013 --> 00:33:11,143
Well, whatever it is, I know that
I can fix it, or clean it up, or...
528
00:33:11,351 --> 00:33:14,843
Oh, she's priceless.
Priceless!
529
00:33:18,491 --> 00:33:20,220
You brought us together.
530
00:33:20,427 --> 00:33:24,625
And now I think I have something for
you that will please you very much.
531
00:33:24,831 --> 00:33:26,765
- This is where I'll be working?
- Yes.
532
00:33:26,966 --> 00:33:28,456
Oh, and this is my phone...
533
00:33:28,668 --> 00:33:30,329
With your own extension.
534
00:33:30,537 --> 00:33:33,233
Oh, this is very exciting
for me, ma'am.
535
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:34,702
I'm sure it is, dear.
536
00:33:35,408 --> 00:33:36,568
You know, Sunny...
537
00:33:36,776 --> 00:33:41,110
...you must prepare yourself
for all kinds of new experiences.
538
00:33:41,414 --> 00:33:42,438
I guess so.
539
00:33:42,649 --> 00:33:45,982
You must learn to accept
new sights, new sounds...
540
00:33:46,186 --> 00:33:49,053
...new, exotic fragrances, so to speak.
541
00:33:49,255 --> 00:33:53,055
Ambassador St. John,
your call to the Austrian council.
542
00:33:53,259 --> 00:33:55,352
You must be exhausted
from your trip...
543
00:33:55,562 --> 00:33:59,396
...so I suggest you go home
and get some rest.
544
00:33:59,899 --> 00:34:02,197
The limousine
will pick you up at 7.
545
00:34:02,402 --> 00:34:03,767
What limousine is that, ma'am?
546
00:34:03,970 --> 00:34:08,669
Tonight's reception will be quite
formal, so wear something pretty.
547
00:34:10,443 --> 00:34:11,774
Sunny...
548
00:34:11,978 --> 00:34:14,811
...I think you're going to have
a remarkable future.
549
00:34:15,615 --> 00:34:17,640
Even sooner than you think.
550
00:34:21,454 --> 00:34:22,614
They talk funny.
551
00:34:22,822 --> 00:34:23,880
Funny, how?
552
00:34:24,090 --> 00:34:26,490
They say things
they don't really say...
553
00:34:26,693 --> 00:34:29,355
...but I can't figure out
what the hell it is.
554
00:34:33,166 --> 00:34:34,497
Jerry...
555
00:34:34,834 --> 00:34:36,495
...tell me the truth.
556
00:34:36,703 --> 00:34:40,434
Am I one of those, " Oh, yeah,
she's really a lot of fun...
557
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:44,599
...she's got a sense of humor, but
she's not a bright kind of people"?
558
00:34:44,811 --> 00:34:46,802
Come on, Sunny, don't be ridiculous.
559
00:34:47,013 --> 00:34:49,072
You're a very bright kind of people.
560
00:34:51,084 --> 00:34:53,143
Oh, thank you.
561
00:34:53,486 --> 00:34:54,953
Thank you.
562
00:34:55,488 --> 00:34:57,888
What are you gonna be
doing specifically?
563
00:34:58,091 --> 00:34:59,581
Well, specifically, I don't know.
564
00:34:59,793 --> 00:35:02,990
But whatever it is, I know
it will include new sights...
565
00:35:03,196 --> 00:35:05,130
...and new, exotic fragrances.
566
00:35:06,699 --> 00:35:08,189
Your own line of fragrances?
567
00:35:16,209 --> 00:35:18,234
John J. Hilley, White House.
568
00:35:18,445 --> 00:35:20,140
- Sunny Davis.
- Pat Hassler.
569
00:35:20,346 --> 00:35:21,335
Sunny Davis.
570
00:35:21,548 --> 00:35:24,016
The president asked me
to deliver a message.
571
00:35:24,217 --> 00:35:25,741
- You're kidding.
- Absolutely not.
572
00:35:25,952 --> 00:35:29,115
He said that he's extremely proud
that you're with us.
573
00:35:29,322 --> 00:35:30,482
Did he really say that?
574
00:35:30,690 --> 00:35:34,285
Yes, he also knows you're ready to do
whatever your country asks of you.
575
00:35:34,494 --> 00:35:36,894
He's got his eye on you, Sunny.
576
00:35:37,263 --> 00:35:39,254
Sunny!
577
00:35:39,632 --> 00:35:40,724
Mr. Crowe.
578
00:35:40,934 --> 00:35:44,131
- How really interesting you look.
- Thank you.
579
00:35:44,337 --> 00:35:46,237
Meet the Belgian ambassador.
580
00:35:46,439 --> 00:35:49,067
This is Sunny Davis, Your Excellency.
581
00:35:49,409 --> 00:35:53,539
- Bravo, Sunny.
- Bravo, Your Excellency.
582
00:35:53,913 --> 00:35:55,904
And you too, ma'am.
583
00:35:56,282 --> 00:35:58,477
You sure have a great little country.
584
00:35:58,685 --> 00:35:59,743
That's the girl.
585
00:35:59,953 --> 00:36:02,285
- Have you ever been to Belgium?
- No.
586
00:36:02,489 --> 00:36:04,980
No, actually, I haven't been anywhere.
587
00:36:05,191 --> 00:36:07,421
I mean outside of this country,
I mean.
588
00:36:07,627 --> 00:36:11,427
I was in Canada once, but that
doesn't count because it's attached.
589
00:36:11,631 --> 00:36:13,758
- Sunny Davis?
- Yes.
590
00:36:13,967 --> 00:36:16,060
Oh, is something wrong?
591
00:36:16,269 --> 00:36:18,260
Should I get my coat?
592
00:36:18,771 --> 00:36:20,568
- Welcome back.
- Hi!
593
00:36:20,773 --> 00:36:22,434
Oh, gosh, I want to thank you.
594
00:36:22,642 --> 00:36:26,169
Hey, guys, you know what?
I'm a personal friend of the emir.
595
00:36:34,220 --> 00:36:35,278
Sunny.
596
00:36:35,488 --> 00:36:37,388
You scared me.
597
00:36:39,092 --> 00:36:41,686
Sunny, dear...
598
00:36:41,995 --> 00:36:44,293
...have you ever met a wise man?
599
00:36:44,497 --> 00:36:46,897
- Personally, you mean?
- Yes, personally.
600
00:36:47,100 --> 00:36:50,399
- Oh, well, like how wise?
- Very, very wise.
601
00:36:50,603 --> 00:36:52,901
Well, have you ever heard of
Babbanoctanondo?
602
00:36:53,106 --> 00:36:54,801
He lived in a cave up near Salem.
603
00:36:55,008 --> 00:36:57,408
He only ate things
he could get off the ground.
604
00:36:58,244 --> 00:37:00,041
Me and my cousin went there once...
605
00:37:00,246 --> 00:37:02,305
...and he had this
out-of-body experience...
606
00:37:02,515 --> 00:37:05,450
All right! All right.
607
00:37:05,652 --> 00:37:07,244
That's very interesting, dear.
608
00:37:07,453 --> 00:37:11,617
But the point is, I would
like you to meet someone...
609
00:37:11,824 --> 00:37:14,850
...who's very, very important.
610
00:37:15,061 --> 00:37:17,188
The Nawaf Al Kabeer.
611
00:37:19,799 --> 00:37:24,202
He's the chief temporal adviser
to the emir...
612
00:37:24,404 --> 00:37:26,838
...on moral and ethical matters.
613
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,668
A man of transcendent spiritual power.
614
00:37:29,876 --> 00:37:32,367
He can see straight
into your thoughts.
615
00:37:37,250 --> 00:37:41,346
May I present Miss Sunny Davis.
616
00:37:42,789 --> 00:37:46,486
Well, Mr. Nawaf, this is
a real natural high for me.
617
00:37:51,664 --> 00:37:55,532
It means,
"Blessed are the small ones...
618
00:37:55,735 --> 00:37:57,999
...who shall be made large."
619
00:37:58,204 --> 00:38:01,765
Oh, I see.
Yeah, I couldn't agree more.
620
00:38:01,975 --> 00:38:03,772
And you know I read something...
621
00:38:06,446 --> 00:38:07,504
What is it?
622
00:38:07,714 --> 00:38:09,739
It means, "Praise be to God."
623
00:38:09,949 --> 00:38:11,974
Oh, yes!
624
00:38:12,185 --> 00:38:13,777
Sunny Davis.
625
00:38:13,987 --> 00:38:15,784
Sunny Davis.
626
00:38:15,989 --> 00:38:17,047
Yes?
627
00:38:17,256 --> 00:38:21,192
My child, how old are you?
628
00:38:21,694 --> 00:38:22,683
Thirty-two.
629
00:38:26,532 --> 00:38:27,521
Thirty-three.
630
00:38:27,734 --> 00:38:31,898
You see, you have become,
through your bravery...
631
00:38:32,105 --> 00:38:34,335
...part of the history of my country.
632
00:38:34,540 --> 00:38:35,905
Oh, that's very flattering, but...
633
00:38:36,109 --> 00:38:37,303
Sunny Davis.
634
00:38:37,510 --> 00:38:39,774
- Sunny Davis.
- Yes.
635
00:38:39,979 --> 00:38:42,504
Our children praise your name.
636
00:38:42,715 --> 00:38:44,376
You're kidding.
637
00:38:44,784 --> 00:38:48,914
Our beloved emir,
Khala�ad bin Abdul Majid...
638
00:38:49,122 --> 00:38:51,955
...remembers you in his prayers...
639
00:38:52,158 --> 00:38:55,457
...and hopes that until
you come to him...
640
00:38:55,662 --> 00:38:56,924
...until you are with us...
641
00:38:57,130 --> 00:38:58,859
Wait, who's coming where?
642
00:38:59,065 --> 00:39:03,092
- you will accept as evidence of his
great affection this simple gift.
643
00:39:03,302 --> 00:39:05,634
Oh, honest to God, it's not necessary.
644
00:39:05,838 --> 00:39:08,864
This miserable token of his esteem.
645
00:39:09,075 --> 00:39:10,440
How miserable?
646
00:39:17,116 --> 00:39:18,811
Rolls-Royce.
647
00:39:44,644 --> 00:39:48,978
We are very proud of our dear Sunny,
and we remain confident...
648
00:39:49,182 --> 00:39:51,082
...that whatever choices
Sunny makes...
649
00:39:51,284 --> 00:39:56,119
...whether it is with us or elsewhere,
that relations between Sunny...
650
00:39:56,322 --> 00:40:00,520
...and the emir will always reflect
the warmth and affection...
651
00:40:00,727 --> 00:40:04,288
...our two countries have
traditionally felt for each other.
652
00:40:04,497 --> 00:40:05,521
Thank you.
653
00:40:05,732 --> 00:40:06,721
Sunny?
654
00:40:06,933 --> 00:40:09,424
No, I'd like to say something.
655
00:40:10,670 --> 00:40:14,572
I'd like to say that I think
the emir is really a great guy.
656
00:40:14,774 --> 00:40:17,106
As for Mr. Al Kabeer
and his friends here...
657
00:40:17,310 --> 00:40:20,245
...I've never met a nicer bunch
of foreign people.
658
00:40:20,446 --> 00:40:24,382
And that car is just about
the prettiest thing I've ever seen.
659
00:40:24,584 --> 00:40:28,714
It gives me a headache to tell
you that as a government employee...
660
00:40:28,921 --> 00:40:31,048
...I will transfer ownership of it...
661
00:40:31,257 --> 00:40:33,418
...to the General
Services Administration...
662
00:40:33,626 --> 00:40:36,959
...and include it in a list
of gifts to an official...
663
00:40:37,163 --> 00:40:39,063
...in the report in accordance...
664
00:40:39,265 --> 00:40:42,132
...with federal registry order 327.
665
00:40:42,335 --> 00:40:44,599
Crazy, I'd never do that.
666
00:40:51,244 --> 00:40:53,576
The car will be sent
to the federal repository...
667
00:40:53,780 --> 00:40:55,839
... as requested,
where it will be...
668
00:40:56,048 --> 00:40:58,608
... supervised by
the transportation secretary...
669
00:40:58,818 --> 00:41:01,480
... who said he'd take charge
of the $ 119,000 car.
670
00:41:03,222 --> 00:41:06,749
Your Majesty, it doesn't mean
she turned down your proposal.
671
00:41:20,206 --> 00:41:22,140
How angry would you say he was?
672
00:41:22,341 --> 00:41:24,206
Cursing in at least four languages.
673
00:41:24,410 --> 00:41:25,775
Let's go over our options.
674
00:41:25,978 --> 00:41:28,105
We could give up
this mysterioso stuff...
675
00:41:28,314 --> 00:41:29,838
...and tell the girl the situation.
676
00:41:30,049 --> 00:41:31,676
Throw ourselves on her mercy?
677
00:41:31,884 --> 00:41:33,681
No, appeal to her patriotism.
678
00:41:33,886 --> 00:41:35,114
I don't think so.
679
00:41:35,321 --> 00:41:37,312
I agree, it's too risky.
680
00:41:37,523 --> 00:41:40,583
Large gains demand large risks.
681
00:41:40,793 --> 00:41:42,988
I think she'll be able
to handle herself...
682
00:41:43,196 --> 00:41:45,130
...judging from last night.
683
00:41:45,331 --> 00:41:47,663
If you hadn't given
her those manuals...
684
00:41:47,867 --> 00:41:49,767
The girl's been doing her homework.
685
00:41:50,136 --> 00:41:52,798
Perhaps she's not
as unintelligent as you think.
686
00:41:53,005 --> 00:41:54,939
Perhaps we're not
as clever as we think.
687
00:41:55,141 --> 00:41:56,073
What do you mean, we?
688
00:41:56,275 --> 00:41:58,106
You have an attitude problem?
689
00:41:58,311 --> 00:42:00,245
Gentlemen!
690
00:42:00,913 --> 00:42:04,349
I'm sure she'll make the sensible
choice when the time comes.
691
00:42:04,550 --> 00:42:08,816
Until then, we just have
to keep her busy.
692
00:42:09,021 --> 00:42:10,113
And out of trouble.
693
00:42:25,972 --> 00:42:27,963
Majesty, allow me to introduce...
694
00:42:28,174 --> 00:42:29,698
Excuse me.
695
00:42:31,077 --> 00:42:32,374
My car broke down.
696
00:42:32,578 --> 00:42:35,103
- welcome you
on behalf of the president...
697
00:42:37,216 --> 00:42:39,150
Gun! Hit the deck!
698
00:42:40,553 --> 00:42:43,181
I thought we were being attacked!
I'm sorry!
699
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:15,710
You said it was a barbecue.
700
00:43:16,289 --> 00:43:19,281
Sunny, let's be clear about
the procedure on this one.
701
00:43:19,492 --> 00:43:20,891
Sir, I think I've got it.
702
00:43:22,128 --> 00:43:24,562
When the limo stops
I get out on the left side.
703
00:43:24,764 --> 00:43:26,254
- Right.
- Oh, the right side?
704
00:43:26,465 --> 00:43:29,901
No, I mean, "correct." It's the left.
705
00:43:30,102 --> 00:43:33,594
I walk around the back,
I open the right door to the limo...
706
00:43:33,806 --> 00:43:38,072
...I help the ambassador out and
present him to Vice President Merck.
707
00:43:38,511 --> 00:43:39,944
Correct.
708
00:43:43,950 --> 00:43:45,747
She's late.
709
00:43:49,555 --> 00:43:52,251
Well, here we are. Now...
710
00:43:52,625 --> 00:43:54,183
...left.
711
00:43:55,695 --> 00:43:58,220
Left side, left.
Yeah, this is the left.
712
00:44:00,266 --> 00:44:02,791
Let's see, left.
713
00:44:03,803 --> 00:44:05,794
Have you lost control of her entirely?
714
00:44:06,005 --> 00:44:08,633
We want her to be a princess,
not court jester.
715
00:44:08,841 --> 00:44:11,332
A few more days, only a few more days.
716
00:44:11,544 --> 00:44:14,741
God knows what she can do
in a few more days!
717
00:44:35,434 --> 00:44:38,528
"How do you do, Your Grace?"
718
00:44:39,739 --> 00:44:42,833
"Thank you very much, baroness."
719
00:44:43,676 --> 00:44:47,635
"I'm honored to meet you,
Your Excellency."
720
00:44:47,847 --> 00:44:49,781
"Good night, knight."
721
00:44:49,982 --> 00:44:51,506
"Good night, knight"?
722
00:44:52,885 --> 00:44:54,045
Hello?
723
00:44:54,253 --> 00:44:58,087
Yeah, hold on a minute.
Sunny, it's for you.
724
00:44:58,290 --> 00:44:59,814
Oh, thanks.
725
00:45:00,026 --> 00:45:01,755
Hello?
726
00:45:01,961 --> 00:45:03,758
Hi, Mr. Crowe.
727
00:45:04,697 --> 00:45:07,791
Yeah, the Queen of Dubai.
728
00:45:09,301 --> 00:45:10,495
Okay.
729
00:45:10,703 --> 00:45:13,797
I'll be there, don't you worry.
730
00:45:14,006 --> 00:45:15,303
Bye.
731
00:45:15,941 --> 00:45:18,239
You know more queens than I do.
732
00:45:18,744 --> 00:45:20,575
Oh, Ben!
733
00:45:21,947 --> 00:45:25,974
Yes, this is
the National Archives building.
734
00:45:26,185 --> 00:45:30,451
You know, it holds
the Declaration of Independence...
735
00:45:30,656 --> 00:45:33,819
...Constitution, Bill of Rights.
736
00:45:34,026 --> 00:45:35,994
It's really pretty, isn't it?
737
00:45:36,862 --> 00:45:39,456
Oh, I have the napkins
that match your hat.
738
00:45:39,665 --> 00:45:40,893
Isn't that great?
739
00:45:41,100 --> 00:45:44,763
Now, you know, I've never read
the Constitution.
740
00:45:44,970 --> 00:45:47,165
This will be fun
for all of us, won't it?
741
00:45:47,773 --> 00:45:50,173
And this is where we...
742
00:45:50,376 --> 00:45:53,743
...encase all of our
precious documents.
743
00:45:54,113 --> 00:45:56,013
And this is...
744
00:45:56,749 --> 00:45:58,842
...the Constitution.
745
00:45:59,885 --> 00:46:01,250
Very old.
746
00:46:01,821 --> 00:46:04,984
And this is
the Declaration of Independence.
747
00:46:05,257 --> 00:46:06,884
Can you read that?
748
00:46:08,961 --> 00:46:13,694
"We hold these truths
to be self-evident...
749
00:46:13,899 --> 00:46:17,494
...that all men are created equal...
750
00:46:17,703 --> 00:46:21,264
...that they are endowed
by their Creator...
751
00:46:21,474 --> 00:46:25,171
...with certain inalienable rights...
752
00:46:25,377 --> 00:46:28,505
...that among these
are life, liberty...
753
00:46:28,714 --> 00:46:32,047
...and the pursuit of happiness.
754
00:46:32,251 --> 00:46:34,116
That to secure these rights...
755
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:37,915
...governments are instituted
among men...
756
00:46:38,124 --> 00:46:40,422
...deriving their just powers...
757
00:46:40,626 --> 00:46:43,561
...from the consent of the governed."
758
00:46:46,866 --> 00:46:48,891
Very interesting.
759
00:46:49,101 --> 00:46:51,126
We're real proud of that.
760
00:47:05,417 --> 00:47:06,577
What's the matter, you sick?
761
00:47:06,785 --> 00:47:09,515
No, they closed the bookstore
to take inventory.
762
00:47:09,722 --> 00:47:11,417
That looks good.
Can you make me one?
763
00:47:11,624 --> 00:47:13,057
Here.
764
00:47:13,259 --> 00:47:14,692
I thought you had a lunch.
765
00:47:14,894 --> 00:47:16,828
I did, but it was for a Tibetan guy.
766
00:47:17,029 --> 00:47:19,293
They served food
I didn't recognize.
767
00:47:19,498 --> 00:47:21,432
The main course was still alive.
768
00:47:21,634 --> 00:47:22,623
Oh, Coke.
769
00:47:22,835 --> 00:47:24,029
See anyone famous?
770
00:47:24,236 --> 00:47:28,570
Well, I sat next to a senator who put
his hand on my leg under the table.
771
00:47:28,774 --> 00:47:30,173
- Which one?
- The right one.
772
00:47:30,376 --> 00:47:31,365
No, which senator?
773
00:47:31,577 --> 00:47:33,772
I don't know.
You had to appreciate his energy.
774
00:47:33,979 --> 00:47:37,005
He ate with one hand,
copped a feel with the other.
775
00:47:37,216 --> 00:47:40,743
Talking about fiscal irresponsibility
all at the same time.
776
00:47:40,953 --> 00:47:43,581
You know what amazes me,
is how these guys...
777
00:47:43,789 --> 00:47:45,518
...have time to run the country...
778
00:47:45,724 --> 00:47:49,592
...when they're so busy going
to banquets and openings all the time.
779
00:47:49,795 --> 00:47:50,921
I don't know how they do it.
780
00:47:51,130 --> 00:47:52,688
But are you having any fun?
781
00:47:52,898 --> 00:47:55,731
Oh, yeah, fun, God,
I'm having a great time.
782
00:47:55,935 --> 00:47:58,130
I mean, it's really very interesting.
783
00:47:58,337 --> 00:48:01,500
I'm making a lot of mistakes,
but they don't seem to mind.
784
00:48:01,707 --> 00:48:04,141
- Wonder why that is?
- Maybe they just like you.
785
00:48:04,343 --> 00:48:05,332
Yeah, maybe.
786
00:48:09,882 --> 00:48:12,715
Donna? Donna!
787
00:48:13,319 --> 00:48:14,616
Hey, Donna!
788
00:48:14,820 --> 00:48:17,448
Could you beep your horn, please?
Hey, Donna!
789
00:48:17,656 --> 00:48:22,059
God, Sunny! Oh, Sunny.
790
00:48:24,096 --> 00:48:26,223
Hi, sweetie!
791
00:48:27,633 --> 00:48:29,294
Sunny, what are you doing?
792
00:48:29,602 --> 00:48:32,196
A very special assignment.
Can't you tell?
793
00:48:32,404 --> 00:48:35,134
They look awfully like dogs.
794
00:48:35,341 --> 00:48:39,402
Very important dogs, though. They
belong to some Bulgarian big shot.
795
00:48:39,612 --> 00:48:40,601
Come on, guys, sit down.
796
00:48:40,813 --> 00:48:41,802
Stay! Sheba!
797
00:48:43,382 --> 00:48:44,872
Come on, stay.
798
00:48:45,084 --> 00:48:46,813
Stay, baby, stay.
799
00:48:48,020 --> 00:48:50,580
- Hi.
- Oh, Sunny.
800
00:48:50,923 --> 00:48:53,221
God, we really miss you, Sunny.
801
00:48:53,425 --> 00:48:56,087
- God, I miss you guys too.
- You do?
802
00:48:56,295 --> 00:48:57,990
Everybody's so jealous of you.
803
00:48:58,197 --> 00:49:01,496
All those big parties
and famous people...
804
00:49:01,700 --> 00:49:05,261
...and events that shape our life,
and shit like that.
805
00:49:06,739 --> 00:49:08,366
Oh, I gotta go. Darn it.
806
00:49:08,574 --> 00:49:10,098
Give my love to Lou, will you?
807
00:49:10,309 --> 00:49:12,607
I think he's gonna
have to close the club.
808
00:49:13,579 --> 00:49:14,603
Are you kidding?
809
00:49:15,347 --> 00:49:18,544
He's losing money.
We're all out looking for other jobs.
810
00:49:18,751 --> 00:49:20,412
Oh, that's terrible.
811
00:49:20,619 --> 00:49:22,086
Is there anything I can do?
812
00:49:22,721 --> 00:49:25,349
To tell you the truth,
I think Lou was hoping...
813
00:49:25,557 --> 00:49:27,286
...with your new connections...
814
00:49:27,493 --> 00:49:30,360
...you might be able to do
something to help him out.
815
00:49:30,562 --> 00:49:32,996
Why don't you get in,
and we'll talk about it.
816
00:49:33,198 --> 00:49:34,688
No, it's okay, I'm gonna walk.
817
00:49:34,900 --> 00:49:35,889
Come on.
818
00:49:36,101 --> 00:49:38,569
Sunny, I'm not really
crazy about dogs.
819
00:49:38,771 --> 00:49:40,466
I know you're not crazy about dogs...
820
00:49:47,112 --> 00:49:48,238
Wait a minute!
821
00:49:50,649 --> 00:49:53,447
Wait! Sheba!
822
00:50:02,494 --> 00:50:04,018
Where is our dear Sunny?
823
00:50:04,229 --> 00:50:05,218
In the bathroom.
824
00:50:05,431 --> 00:50:08,229
I see. And Mr. Ransome?
825
00:50:08,434 --> 00:50:10,402
In the bathroom.
826
00:50:15,708 --> 00:50:18,404
- Better?
- Oh, yeah.
827
00:50:18,610 --> 00:50:23,070
Now, what you should do is take
a very long, very hot shower.
828
00:50:23,282 --> 00:50:25,648
- When?
- Soon as possible.
829
00:50:25,851 --> 00:50:26,943
Where?
830
00:50:27,152 --> 00:50:30,178
- Hey, don't give me a hard time.
- Okay.
831
00:50:32,324 --> 00:50:33,450
Listen, do you do necks?
832
00:50:41,834 --> 00:50:43,768
Did you do this to your wife?
833
00:50:43,969 --> 00:50:46,028
None of your business.
834
00:50:46,238 --> 00:50:48,229
God, you've got great fingers.
835
00:50:48,874 --> 00:50:49,863
Not so loud.
836
00:50:50,075 --> 00:50:51,337
Yikes.
837
00:50:51,543 --> 00:50:53,204
I feel like I'm in high school.
838
00:50:53,412 --> 00:50:56,245
- Did you lock the door?
- No.
839
00:50:58,283 --> 00:51:00,183
Listen, will you tell me something?
840
00:51:00,386 --> 00:51:01,512
What?
841
00:51:01,787 --> 00:51:04,017
Why did they give me this job?
842
00:51:05,157 --> 00:51:07,887
Because you did something
extraordinary.
843
00:51:08,093 --> 00:51:09,424
And?
844
00:51:10,829 --> 00:51:13,297
And they wanted to reward you.
845
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:15,560
And?
846
00:51:16,168 --> 00:51:19,968
And it's good publicity for them.
847
00:51:21,874 --> 00:51:23,432
Nothing else?
848
00:51:24,109 --> 00:51:25,440
Like what?
849
00:51:26,979 --> 00:51:28,674
I feel like...
850
00:51:29,348 --> 00:51:32,579
...I don't know, like
they're testing me for something.
851
00:51:32,785 --> 00:51:36,414
If you behave yourself,
I'll give you a real massage someday.
852
00:51:36,622 --> 00:51:39,147
Meanwhile, you ought to find
a good chiropractor.
853
00:51:39,358 --> 00:51:42,725
And I think you just changed
the subject on me.
854
00:51:42,928 --> 00:51:47,024
Sunny, I can't give you advice
about your life, I hardly know you.
855
00:51:47,232 --> 00:51:49,132
So get to know me.
856
00:51:50,769 --> 00:51:52,862
Do you always say what you think?
857
00:51:53,071 --> 00:51:54,902
It's no big deal.
I just never understood...
858
00:51:55,107 --> 00:51:58,076
...why some people don't say
what they think.
859
00:51:58,277 --> 00:52:00,438
Don't you say what you think?
860
00:52:01,947 --> 00:52:04,848
- Not always, no.
- Too bad.
861
00:52:06,785 --> 00:52:10,050
You know what I read?
The Declaration of Independence.
862
00:52:10,255 --> 00:52:13,224
The real one, the original.
The one in the Archives.
863
00:52:13,425 --> 00:52:16,451
Boy, those guys knew how
to say what they thought.
864
00:52:16,662 --> 00:52:19,688
Talk about simple.
All that stuff about happiness.
865
00:52:19,898 --> 00:52:22,867
What government talks
about happiness anymore?
866
00:52:23,402 --> 00:52:24,835
Sunny, are you in there?
867
00:52:25,037 --> 00:52:26,026
Yes, ma'am.
868
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:28,706
We were concerned.
869
00:52:29,074 --> 00:52:32,532
Well, Mr. Ransome was just
giving me an adjustment.
870
00:52:32,744 --> 00:52:35,008
We're about to leave.
871
00:52:35,814 --> 00:52:39,648
And we were talking about the
Declaration of Independence.
872
00:52:43,589 --> 00:52:44,988
You did lock it.
873
00:52:45,424 --> 00:52:46,413
What, dear?
874
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:51,957
I can't hear you, dear.
What did you say?
875
00:53:09,615 --> 00:53:10,946
Are you coming, dear?
876
00:53:14,019 --> 00:53:16,749
Sunny, dear, are you coming?
877
00:53:17,656 --> 00:53:19,055
Not quite, ma'am.
878
00:53:40,412 --> 00:53:43,006
He's here on an unofficial visit.
879
00:53:43,215 --> 00:53:44,648
Unofficial.
880
00:53:44,850 --> 00:53:46,317
Officially.
881
00:53:46,518 --> 00:53:48,850
You mean officially
he's here unofficially.
882
00:53:49,054 --> 00:53:50,544
Yes, that's exactly right.
883
00:53:50,756 --> 00:53:55,386
It's not a state visit, not even
a ceremonial visit. It's private.
884
00:53:55,594 --> 00:53:58,188
The emir wants privacy.
885
00:53:58,397 --> 00:53:59,955
And now, Sunny...
886
00:54:00,499 --> 00:54:03,229
...we want to take you
into our confidence.
887
00:54:03,902 --> 00:54:07,303
And I know that we can trust you.
Am I right?
888
00:54:07,506 --> 00:54:10,703
Mr. Hilley, my lips are sealed.
889
00:54:11,043 --> 00:54:12,567
Good, because what I have to...
890
00:54:12,778 --> 00:54:16,077
They could slap me around,
keep me awake for days at a time.
891
00:54:16,281 --> 00:54:18,806
They could hang me upside down
and throw stuff.
892
00:54:19,017 --> 00:54:20,006
Yes, yes, I see.
893
00:54:20,218 --> 00:54:22,277
Keep me in a cell
without food or water.
894
00:54:22,487 --> 00:54:23,476
You're a brave girl.
895
00:54:23,855 --> 00:54:28,417
But they couldn't do electricity
or snakes because I don't think l...
896
00:54:29,328 --> 00:54:30,317
Yes, sir?
897
00:54:34,566 --> 00:54:35,828
We...
898
00:54:37,069 --> 00:54:38,934
...our government...
899
00:54:39,137 --> 00:54:41,401
...the United States of America...
900
00:54:43,075 --> 00:54:45,873
...are attempting to negotiate
a complex...
901
00:54:46,078 --> 00:54:49,275
...and highly important agreement...
902
00:54:49,481 --> 00:54:52,177
...with the emir that will allow us...
903
00:54:52,684 --> 00:54:56,176
...to build a military base
in his country.
904
00:54:57,489 --> 00:55:01,687
- Right.
- The mission of your department...
905
00:55:02,494 --> 00:55:06,396
...is to see that the emir,
while he is in our country...
906
00:55:06,598 --> 00:55:08,088
...has a good time.
907
00:55:08,433 --> 00:55:13,063
Well, officially a good time
or unofficially?
908
00:55:13,271 --> 00:55:14,898
Unofficially, of course.
909
00:55:15,907 --> 00:55:17,204
Got it.
910
00:55:17,943 --> 00:55:21,208
A very good time.
911
00:55:30,122 --> 00:55:32,750
Come on, Lou, answer the phone.
912
00:55:33,959 --> 00:55:36,860
Lou, it's Sunny.
Listen, I got a great idea.
913
00:56:05,891 --> 00:56:07,791
Your Majesty.
914
00:56:19,938 --> 00:56:21,428
Sunny.
915
00:56:53,004 --> 00:56:54,665
Do you know what that is?
916
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:57,907
- That is your Supreme Court, right?
- Right.
917
00:56:58,110 --> 00:56:59,509
Where laws are interpreted.
918
00:56:59,711 --> 00:57:02,509
That's right.
You have that setup where you live?
919
00:57:02,714 --> 00:57:06,707
Not exactly. Our laws
are handed down by Allah, by God.
920
00:57:06,918 --> 00:57:08,977
- To who?
- To me.
921
00:57:09,187 --> 00:57:10,518
Oh.
922
00:57:20,265 --> 00:57:22,256
Hey, what's going on?
923
00:57:22,467 --> 00:57:24,128
Supposedly a party for big shots.
924
00:57:24,336 --> 00:57:27,567
I got a call from Protocol,
talked about a social event.
925
00:57:27,773 --> 00:57:28,797
I got the same call.
926
00:57:29,007 --> 00:57:30,668
Said something about lots of VIPs...
927
00:57:30,876 --> 00:57:33,606
...and something
like "Guaranteed very good time."
928
00:57:33,812 --> 00:57:35,712
Here in this dive?
929
00:57:36,214 --> 00:57:39,513
Hey, didn't Sunny Davis used
to work in this joint?
930
00:57:40,152 --> 00:57:42,518
- The Sheik of Arabic.
- Who the hell is that?
931
00:57:45,357 --> 00:57:46,346
Thank you.
932
00:57:46,558 --> 00:57:49,550
- Hey, isn't that Sunny Davis?
- Your Highness.
933
00:57:49,761 --> 00:57:51,228
I'd like you to meet Lou Fox.
934
00:57:51,429 --> 00:57:54,193
Hey, that's a hell of an honor,
Your Majesty.
935
00:57:54,399 --> 00:57:56,458
That's all I got to say, an honor.
936
00:57:56,668 --> 00:57:57,896
Thank you very much.
937
00:57:58,103 --> 00:58:00,162
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
938
00:58:01,039 --> 00:58:03,405
- Here we go.
- Over here, Sunny, please.
939
00:58:03,608 --> 00:58:06,042
You mind crouching down
a little, Your Honor...
940
00:58:06,244 --> 00:58:08,007
...so we get the sign in the picture?
941
00:58:08,213 --> 00:58:11,239
Here he comes! Girls, showtime!
Showtime, places!
942
00:58:13,351 --> 00:58:14,943
George, you salute.
943
00:58:15,153 --> 00:58:17,747
Girls, flags over your heart.
944
00:58:20,826 --> 00:58:24,387
I want you to think of this
as your oasis away from your oasis.
945
00:58:24,596 --> 00:58:26,120
Your Majesty and you fellas...
946
00:58:26,331 --> 00:58:30,097
...you'll find we pour some
of the most generous drinks in town.
947
00:58:30,302 --> 00:58:31,997
- This way, Your Majesty.
- Okay.
948
00:58:32,204 --> 00:58:35,833
Hey, by the way, tonight's dinner
special is Virginia ham...
949
00:58:36,041 --> 00:58:37,633
...with a choice of vegetables.
950
00:58:37,843 --> 00:58:40,107
- Hey, Lou?
- What, Sun, what?
951
00:58:40,312 --> 00:58:41,779
Who are those guys?
952
00:58:46,151 --> 00:58:47,550
It's a little birthday party.
953
00:58:47,752 --> 00:58:50,812
They want me to make them
a cake made out of raw fish.
954
00:58:51,189 --> 00:58:52,554
Well, happy birthday!
955
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:57,084
Happy birthday.
956
00:58:57,295 --> 00:58:58,922
Oh, hi, honey!
957
00:58:59,130 --> 00:59:00,995
What's going on in there?
958
00:59:01,199 --> 00:59:02,188
What's this?
959
00:59:03,134 --> 00:59:05,034
Hey, let's get this.
960
00:59:05,237 --> 00:59:07,569
Hey, guys. Guys, get on this!
961
00:59:07,772 --> 00:59:09,797
Ralph, get your camera.
962
00:59:10,242 --> 00:59:13,211
Ladies, are you friends of Sunny's?
963
00:59:13,411 --> 00:59:14,639
We're in public relations.
964
00:59:20,685 --> 00:59:24,621
We're all out of camel's milk,
but this is yogurt and 7UP.
965
00:59:30,629 --> 00:59:32,426
Gloria!
966
00:59:33,365 --> 00:59:34,992
Oh, excuse me.
967
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:36,633
Place looks fabulous!
968
00:59:39,938 --> 00:59:42,805
Hi, honey!
Oh, God, I'm so glad you could come.
969
00:59:43,008 --> 00:59:45,499
Are you kidding?
What does "jackpot" mean to you?
970
00:59:45,710 --> 00:59:47,644
You see that little guy over there?
971
00:59:48,346 --> 00:59:51,042
Go really easy on him
because he's a wise man.
972
00:59:51,249 --> 00:59:53,012
You know, like a swami or a guru.
973
00:59:53,218 --> 00:59:54,776
You know what I'm saying? Okay.
974
00:59:54,986 --> 00:59:57,181
Hey, isn't that the Nawaf?
975
00:59:57,389 --> 00:59:59,357
Nawaf!
976
00:59:59,925 --> 01:00:02,485
Bobbie! Charmaine!
977
01:00:19,811 --> 01:00:20,971
Yeah.
978
01:00:22,547 --> 01:00:23,741
What?
979
01:00:24,816 --> 01:00:26,147
Where?
980
01:00:26,918 --> 01:00:28,146
What do you...?
981
01:00:28,553 --> 01:00:29,884
Press?!
982
01:00:37,529 --> 01:00:39,019
Make a wish.
983
01:00:47,372 --> 01:00:49,067
- Hello.
- Hi.
984
01:00:49,441 --> 01:00:50,999
This is a swell place, isn't it?
985
01:00:51,209 --> 01:00:52,574
Yes, it is. Swell.
986
01:00:53,111 --> 01:00:54,100
I used to work here.
987
01:00:54,312 --> 01:00:55,609
I know that.
988
01:00:55,814 --> 01:00:57,611
See that girl over there? There.
989
01:00:57,816 --> 01:01:00,216
See that girl dressed
like kind of a chicken?
990
01:01:01,052 --> 01:01:02,952
An emu, I would imagine.
991
01:01:03,154 --> 01:01:04,712
What about her?
992
01:01:05,323 --> 01:01:08,986
I used to have to wear that
costume a lot when I worked here.
993
01:01:09,194 --> 01:01:11,355
It's pretty silly, isn't it?
994
01:01:12,297 --> 01:01:13,764
You must have looked beautiful.
995
01:01:14,099 --> 01:01:16,067
More males!
996
01:01:16,534 --> 01:01:17,523
Ben!
997
01:01:22,974 --> 01:01:24,737
- Oh, thanks.
- Look at you.
998
01:01:24,943 --> 01:01:26,467
Oh, thanks for coming.
999
01:01:26,678 --> 01:01:28,441
I want you to come see the emir.
1000
01:01:28,646 --> 01:01:30,876
- He's here!
- Just what we need, more men.
1001
01:01:31,082 --> 01:01:35,712
Your Majesty, I'd like to introduce
you to Ben Granger and Jerry Jerome.
1002
01:01:35,987 --> 01:01:38,080
These are the guys that I live with.
1003
01:01:38,289 --> 01:01:42,020
And this is His...
1004
01:01:42,293 --> 01:01:45,626
...Highness.
- El Emir Khala�ad bin Abdul Majid.
1005
01:01:50,001 --> 01:01:54,563
Just a short while ago, the emir and
his entourage escorted Sunny Davis...
1006
01:01:54,773 --> 01:01:57,105
...inside the Safari Club
you see behind me.
1007
01:01:57,308 --> 01:01:59,003
They came in those limos.
1008
01:01:59,210 --> 01:02:02,145
By the way,
the guests continue to arrive.
1009
01:02:02,347 --> 01:02:05,783
The kind of guests you wouldn't
necessarily associate...
1010
01:02:17,195 --> 01:02:18,753
All right, Sue!
1011
01:02:18,963 --> 01:02:20,658
Yeah, but I would.
1012
01:02:26,104 --> 01:02:28,299
I think your guests
are having a good time.
1013
01:02:28,506 --> 01:02:29,871
Oh, yes.
1014
01:02:35,780 --> 01:02:38,146
- Hey.
- Jimmy?
1015
01:02:40,785 --> 01:02:42,412
It's Jimmy!
1016
01:02:50,462 --> 01:02:52,555
Hey, great to see you, not tonight.
1017
01:02:52,764 --> 01:02:54,732
I got a private party over there.
1018
01:02:54,933 --> 01:02:56,560
Hey, Jimmy!
1019
01:02:58,636 --> 01:03:00,001
- Hi, honey!
- Come on!
1020
01:03:00,205 --> 01:03:02,366
Come on, I want you to meet somebody.
1021
01:03:03,341 --> 01:03:05,332
Oh, banzai.
1022
01:03:05,543 --> 01:03:08,706
Hi, how are you? Hi, guys!
1023
01:03:08,913 --> 01:03:11,541
- Listen, have you ever met an emir?
- No.
1024
01:03:11,749 --> 01:03:13,774
- Have you ever met a biker?
- No.
1025
01:03:13,985 --> 01:03:17,045
Khala�ad, this is Jimmy,
Jimmy, this is Khala�ad.
1026
01:03:17,255 --> 01:03:19,689
- How do you do?
- How you doing, man?
1027
01:03:19,891 --> 01:03:21,483
Yes.
1028
01:03:21,693 --> 01:03:22,990
What?
1029
01:03:23,194 --> 01:03:24,593
I'm on my way.
1030
01:03:41,980 --> 01:03:43,379
Hi.
1031
01:03:46,417 --> 01:03:48,715
Was it difficult for you
to leave all this?
1032
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:50,911
This? Oh, no.
1033
01:03:51,122 --> 01:03:53,147
I mean, I've made
a lot of good friends...
1034
01:03:53,358 --> 01:03:54,882
...and we've had good times.
1035
01:03:55,093 --> 01:03:57,118
But, you know,
a person has to move on.
1036
01:03:57,328 --> 01:03:59,193
Sunny, you could be
the mother of kings.
1037
01:03:59,397 --> 01:04:03,925
Oh, sure, Queen Sunny,
the ex-cocktail waitress.
1038
01:04:04,869 --> 01:04:07,702
I'm just lucky I get to meet
people like you.
1039
01:04:07,906 --> 01:04:09,396
Just because of that accident.
1040
01:04:09,607 --> 01:04:11,507
- There are no accidents.
- Oh, sure.
1041
01:04:11,709 --> 01:04:14,109
There is only destiny and character.
1042
01:04:14,312 --> 01:04:17,440
Destiny brought you together
with me and a man with a gun.
1043
01:04:17,649 --> 01:04:20,743
Your character
brought you the rest of the way.
1044
01:04:20,952 --> 01:04:23,079
- No, I don't think so.
- Sunny, you and I...
1045
01:04:23,288 --> 01:04:25,779
...are more than
an ex-waitress and emir.
1046
01:04:25,990 --> 01:04:27,389
We're also a man and a woman.
1047
01:04:27,592 --> 01:04:28,889
Yeah, I can see that.
1048
01:04:29,093 --> 01:04:31,152
You understand what I'm saying?
1049
01:04:31,596 --> 01:04:33,757
Yeah, you want to date me.
1050
01:04:33,965 --> 01:04:36,092
Emirs do not date.
1051
01:04:42,273 --> 01:04:44,104
Mr. Hilley, Mr. Hilley!
1052
01:04:44,309 --> 01:04:47,142
Mr. Hassler, what is the White House...?
1053
01:04:48,413 --> 01:04:50,313
- Is there a party going on?
- Not now.
1054
01:04:56,854 --> 01:04:58,754
- Hey.
- What can I get for you?
1055
01:04:58,957 --> 01:05:00,925
I like that coat.
1056
01:05:01,326 --> 01:05:02,315
He likes my coat!
1057
01:05:02,527 --> 01:05:04,358
- Give it to him.
- All right!
1058
01:05:06,197 --> 01:05:09,030
You got it, now give me your coat.
1059
01:05:09,234 --> 01:05:13,034
Okay, now remember, it's B-Y-O-L,
bring your own leather.
1060
01:05:23,548 --> 01:05:25,812
- "Beat me, whip me..."
- What do you think of that?
1061
01:05:26,017 --> 01:05:29,009
You like that? You got it!
1062
01:05:29,220 --> 01:05:32,189
What about Sunny Davis, Mr. Hassler?
1063
01:05:32,390 --> 01:05:34,187
Why is Mr. Ransome here?
1064
01:05:34,392 --> 01:05:36,019
I want an explanation.
1065
01:05:36,227 --> 01:05:37,592
- I'm sure it's okay.
- Right.
1066
01:05:37,795 --> 01:05:38,989
What are they doing in there?
1067
01:05:39,197 --> 01:05:41,358
- Having a good time, I guess.
- What?
1068
01:05:41,566 --> 01:05:44,034
- Having a good time?!
- Yes.
1069
01:05:59,817 --> 01:06:01,717
Jesus Christ!
1070
01:06:38,389 --> 01:06:39,754
What the hell is this place?
1071
01:06:39,957 --> 01:06:42,892
Must be one of those
gay-Arab-biker sushi bars.
1072
01:06:51,703 --> 01:06:53,762
Oh, God, that's disgusting.
1073
01:06:56,874 --> 01:06:58,535
Party!
1074
01:07:10,288 --> 01:07:11,812
Sunny.
1075
01:07:12,023 --> 01:07:15,891
What in God's name are you doing
in this tide of human swill?
1076
01:07:16,794 --> 01:07:17,783
Why, you...
1077
01:07:21,432 --> 01:07:24,333
- Wait, wait, what's swill?
- You're under arrest.
1078
01:08:21,659 --> 01:08:23,126
Listen, listen, hey!
1079
01:08:23,327 --> 01:08:27,491
I know we can work this out
just the way the diplomats do.
1080
01:08:35,139 --> 01:08:37,869
WXED Action Line.
1081
01:08:38,075 --> 01:08:41,738
Tonight's WXED hot story.
1082
01:08:41,946 --> 01:08:44,176
Tonight's hot story is
hotter than usual.
1083
01:08:44,382 --> 01:08:47,510
Dozens of dignitaries have been
arrested at Club Safari.
1084
01:08:47,718 --> 01:08:50,983
Among them, the almost
assassinated Emir of Ohtar...
1085
01:08:51,189 --> 01:08:55,558
... and Protocol Sunny Davis, a former
waitress at this hot spot, plus...
1086
01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:58,092
... high-ranking administration
members who...
1087
01:08:58,296 --> 01:09:00,730
... had stopped by the club
to use the phone.
1088
01:09:00,932 --> 01:09:02,593
More details as they happen.
1089
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:06,065
This is Cheryl Greenberg,
your Action Line...
1090
01:09:22,520 --> 01:09:24,181
Thank you, Mr. Vice President.
1091
01:09:24,388 --> 01:09:26,583
- Michael, take them.
- Yes, of course.
1092
01:09:27,225 --> 01:09:29,056
Sunny, Sunny Davis.
1093
01:09:30,995 --> 01:09:34,897
Sunny, thank you, it was
an unforgettable evening.
1094
01:09:36,300 --> 01:09:39,895
- We won't keep you much longer, dear.
- I'm really sorry.
1095
01:09:40,104 --> 01:09:43,699
You'll have my resignation after
I look up how they're written.
1096
01:09:43,908 --> 01:09:47,674
We have no intention of asking
for your resignation.
1097
01:09:47,879 --> 01:09:49,779
- You don't?
- Certainly not.
1098
01:09:49,981 --> 01:09:54,008
There will be tactical problems
in dealing with tonight's situation.
1099
01:09:54,218 --> 01:09:56,083
Let's go into my office.
1100
01:09:56,621 --> 01:09:59,385
Well, I think I'll write
a letter to the emir.
1101
01:09:59,590 --> 01:10:00,648
Listen to me.
1102
01:10:01,559 --> 01:10:05,586
We will take care of this matter.
You will not be a part of it.
1103
01:10:05,796 --> 01:10:07,457
I won't?
1104
01:10:07,665 --> 01:10:12,295
In a few hours,
the emir will fly back to his country.
1105
01:10:13,170 --> 01:10:16,230
- We want you to go with him.
- You're kidding!
1106
01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:21,343
You are right now our principal
social contact with the emir.
1107
01:10:21,546 --> 01:10:24,606
Our relations with him up until
now have been ambivalent.
1108
01:10:26,484 --> 01:10:27,917
You can change that.
1109
01:10:28,119 --> 01:10:31,486
Gee, I don't know,
I've never been outside the U.S.
1110
01:10:31,689 --> 01:10:33,452
- Do you really think l...?
- Sunny...
1111
01:10:33,658 --> 01:10:38,755
...this is a chance for you to perform
a vital service for your country.
1112
01:10:38,963 --> 01:10:42,831
Does this have anything to do
with that strategic military thing...
1113
01:10:43,034 --> 01:10:47,698
...Mr. Hilley talked about yesterday?
- Absolutely not.
1114
01:10:47,905 --> 01:10:52,638
This has to do with simple trust.
Trust between us.
1115
01:10:53,477 --> 01:10:55,536
Trust between you and the emir.
1116
01:10:57,048 --> 01:10:58,606
You'll be treated like royalty.
1117
01:10:58,816 --> 01:11:00,306
You'll stay in a lovely palace.
1118
01:11:00,518 --> 01:11:04,249
It will be like living
in a beautiful dream.
1119
01:11:04,455 --> 01:11:07,856
Beautiful, beautiful dream.
1120
01:11:32,783 --> 01:11:34,307
Thank you.
1121
01:11:35,486 --> 01:11:39,513
Dear Michael, I don't know when
I'll be able to send this letter...
1122
01:11:39,724 --> 01:11:43,251
... I wanted you to know how grateful
I am for helping me out.
1123
01:11:44,428 --> 01:11:47,693
I know you're going to be proud
of the job I'm doing.
1124
01:11:47,898 --> 01:11:49,798
The people here are friendly...
1125
01:11:50,001 --> 01:11:52,834
... and they greeted me like
I'm a real princess.
1126
01:11:53,037 --> 01:11:56,302
I can honestly say I'm on
a sort of intimate footing...
1127
01:11:56,507 --> 01:11:58,338
... with some of them already...
1128
01:11:58,542 --> 01:12:02,205
... although I can't understand what
any of them are talking about.
1129
01:12:02,413 --> 01:12:04,779
I haven't been outside
the palace yet...
1130
01:12:04,982 --> 01:12:07,712
... but as soon as possible,
I plan to contact...
1131
01:12:07,918 --> 01:12:11,445
... the American ambassador
for any special instructions.
1132
01:12:11,656 --> 01:12:13,283
I think there's a feast tonight...
1133
01:12:13,491 --> 01:12:17,552
... and tomorrow we're supposed
to go on a camel ride in the desert.
1134
01:12:18,029 --> 01:12:20,259
If there's a diplomatic pouch
coming here...
1135
01:12:20,464 --> 01:12:23,922
... I wouldn't mind if you
included a tuna salad sandwich...
1136
01:12:24,135 --> 01:12:26,899
... and some lip gloss.
1137
01:12:27,204 --> 01:12:30,503
A poem for Sunny.
1138
01:12:32,743 --> 01:12:34,574
"Ah, Sunny!
1139
01:12:34,779 --> 01:12:38,875
Golden hair like the desert sun
1140
01:12:39,083 --> 01:12:42,382
Eyes the color of the summer sky
1141
01:12:42,586 --> 01:12:46,283
Breasts riper than
The ripest pomegranates
1142
01:12:46,490 --> 01:12:51,757
And loins like the royal storehouse
Bursting with the seed of kings.
1143
01:12:51,962 --> 01:12:54,453
Loins that boil..."
1144
01:12:57,768 --> 01:13:01,431
I'm happy to announce
that a high-ranking delegation...
1145
01:13:01,639 --> 01:13:05,075
... will travel to Ohtar to sign
an agreement with the emir...
1146
01:13:05,276 --> 01:13:06,573
... for a military base.
1147
01:13:06,811 --> 01:13:08,836
Hi, we're back with TV Truth.
1148
01:13:09,046 --> 01:13:12,106
Wendy, would you analyze
the tape for our audience?
1149
01:13:12,316 --> 01:13:15,251
Hassler starts by announcing
that they cut the deal.
1150
01:13:15,453 --> 01:13:16,511
So we got our base.
1151
01:13:16,721 --> 01:13:18,814
Yes, but I want your audience
to see this.
1152
01:13:19,023 --> 01:13:21,514
He's announcing that
a contingent of...
1153
01:13:21,726 --> 01:13:23,660
That's not so unusual. Here it is.
1154
01:13:23,861 --> 01:13:25,988
We'll get them to stay
for the wedding.
1155
01:13:26,197 --> 01:13:28,165
- Was that a slip?
- That is some slip.
1156
01:13:28,365 --> 01:13:29,923
He had no intention
of mentioning that.
1157
01:13:30,134 --> 01:13:32,432
No, he didn't. He's such a jerk.
1158
01:13:32,636 --> 01:13:33,762
What wedding?
1159
01:13:36,407 --> 01:13:40,138
Dear Mrs. St. John: They keep me
busy here, and I'm experiencing...
1160
01:13:40,344 --> 01:13:42,471
... all sorts of
new, exotic fragrances.
1161
01:13:42,680 --> 01:13:46,172
Tomorrow, I hope to see how
the ordinary people live.
1162
01:13:46,383 --> 01:13:50,979
Please give my best to Mr. Crowe.
Sincerely, Sunny Davis.
1163
01:14:41,505 --> 01:14:42,665
Cover your hair!
1164
01:14:48,379 --> 01:14:49,710
She's marrying the emir.
1165
01:14:51,515 --> 01:14:53,210
He's in everything, on TV...
1166
01:14:53,417 --> 01:14:56,352
... and in People,
and he's so cute, and...
1167
01:14:56,554 --> 01:14:59,114
God, I wish I was her.
1168
01:14:59,323 --> 01:15:02,087
She's embarrassed the country,
are you kidding?
1169
01:15:02,293 --> 01:15:04,488
Embarrassed the country,
marrying that guy.
1170
01:15:04,695 --> 01:15:07,129
It's just a thing
for the money, right?
1171
01:15:07,331 --> 01:15:09,891
I think Sunny Davis
represents the kind of...
1172
01:15:10,100 --> 01:15:12,193
... American woman
we can all be proud of.
1173
01:15:12,403 --> 01:15:15,395
She's real, she's honest...
1174
01:15:15,606 --> 01:15:17,699
... and she isn't taking
crap from anybody.
1175
01:15:18,042 --> 01:15:19,441
Okay, gentlemen.
1176
01:15:19,643 --> 01:15:23,272
Here's a list I've made up
of some places I'd like to visit.
1177
01:15:23,480 --> 01:15:26,847
One of them is a hospital,
a daycare center...
1178
01:15:27,051 --> 01:15:32,751
...maybe a farm, an irrigation
project, something like that.
1179
01:15:32,957 --> 01:15:36,393
And also, I'd like to see...
1180
01:15:36,594 --> 01:15:41,156
...that military base we're building.
Where is it?
1181
01:16:03,153 --> 01:16:04,780
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
1182
01:16:26,110 --> 01:16:27,600
I've been set up, haven't I?
1183
01:16:31,749 --> 01:16:33,683
Shall we go back?
1184
01:17:01,378 --> 01:17:02,470
I want to talk to you!
1185
01:17:02,680 --> 01:17:04,170
Why are you dressed like that?
1186
01:17:04,381 --> 01:17:07,077
Because I'm an American, that's why.
1187
01:17:17,227 --> 01:17:20,162
What were you gonna do,
make me part of your harem?
1188
01:17:20,364 --> 01:17:22,855
I don't have a harem,
I have some wives.
1189
01:17:23,067 --> 01:17:26,230
Wives? You got "some" wives?
1190
01:17:27,604 --> 01:17:29,162
Help me!
1191
01:17:33,277 --> 01:17:36,007
Some wives? You must have
billboards all over town.
1192
01:17:36,213 --> 01:17:37,202
Quickly, this way.
1193
01:17:37,414 --> 01:17:39,780
They've not been able to give me sons.
1194
01:17:39,984 --> 01:17:41,076
I must have sons.
1195
01:17:41,285 --> 01:17:43,219
This is the 20th century!
1196
01:17:43,420 --> 01:17:45,581
Don't you know anything
about chromosomes?
1197
01:17:45,789 --> 01:17:48,155
When my country finds out
what you tried to do...
1198
01:17:48,359 --> 01:17:49,383
When they find out?
1199
01:17:49,593 --> 01:17:50,992
Get down!
1200
01:17:53,097 --> 01:17:55,224
Why do you think you were sent here?
1201
01:17:55,432 --> 01:17:59,163
I don't believe you.
Americans don't do things like that.
1202
01:17:59,770 --> 01:18:00,930
Do we?
1203
01:18:11,448 --> 01:18:13,279
Hurry, that way!
1204
01:18:16,387 --> 01:18:17,854
- Are you all right?
- Move.
1205
01:18:20,891 --> 01:18:22,586
You know how to fly one of these?
1206
01:18:22,793 --> 01:18:24,658
I'm the chief of the air force.
1207
01:18:24,862 --> 01:18:26,989
That's not what I asked.
1208
01:18:37,441 --> 01:18:40,308
Revolution in Ohtar sparked
by the imminent wedding...
1209
01:18:40,511 --> 01:18:44,242
... of the Emir Khala'ad bin
Abdul Majid to American Sunny Davis.
1210
01:18:44,448 --> 01:18:46,746
Rebel forces overthrew
their government.
1211
01:18:46,950 --> 01:18:50,886
The emir and Miss Davis have escaped,
and are en route to the U.S.
1212
01:18:51,088 --> 01:18:54,216
The sudden coup d'�tat
came as a shock to observers.
1213
01:18:54,925 --> 01:18:55,914
This news just in.
1214
01:18:56,126 --> 01:18:58,253
According to sources
in the State Department...
1215
01:18:58,462 --> 01:19:01,693
... Sunny Davis had no knowledge
of the wedding plans...
1216
01:19:01,899 --> 01:19:04,766
... arranged by our government
without her consent...
1217
01:19:04,968 --> 01:19:08,369
... in exchange for a military base
in his country.
1218
01:19:08,572 --> 01:19:11,507
We'll have more for you
in just a few minutes from now.
1219
01:19:11,842 --> 01:19:13,639
This is Inside Story.
1220
01:19:15,045 --> 01:19:16,603
Tonight's inside story:
1221
01:19:16,814 --> 01:19:20,682
Sunny Davis, heroine or hustler?
1222
01:19:21,185 --> 01:19:24,677
She was queen for a day,
and she claims she didn't know it.
1223
01:19:24,888 --> 01:19:28,585
Her presence started a war
that may affect the world's economy.
1224
01:19:28,792 --> 01:19:31,420
Rescued from sure death
and probable torture...
1225
01:19:31,628 --> 01:19:35,724
... she learned she was traded for the
balance of power in the Middle East.
1226
01:19:37,134 --> 01:19:38,999
Or did she know it?
1227
01:19:39,837 --> 01:19:43,000
Absolutely not. We goofed.
She didn't know a thing.
1228
01:19:45,175 --> 01:19:46,836
We traded her for the base.
1229
01:19:47,044 --> 01:19:49,444
We duped her,
now we ought to pay for it.
1230
01:19:49,646 --> 01:19:52,114
Where is Ohtar?
And why should we care?
1231
01:19:52,316 --> 01:19:55,649
This emirate might pull down
an American administration...
1232
01:19:55,853 --> 01:20:00,654
... and send it into a scandal
that could only be called "Sunnygate."
1233
01:20:00,858 --> 01:20:05,318
Sex, politics. Politics, sex.
Sunnygate.
1234
01:20:05,529 --> 01:20:07,724
Did she, or didn't she?
1235
01:20:07,931 --> 01:20:12,493
And if she did, did she do it
for her country? Stay tuned.
1236
01:20:12,703 --> 01:20:14,432
- Senator Norris.
- Senator Norris!
1237
01:20:14,638 --> 01:20:17,937
Was Sunny traded for a military base?
People want the facts.
1238
01:20:18,142 --> 01:20:21,168
Yeah, I know, I got about
30,000 telegrams and letters...
1239
01:20:21,378 --> 01:20:23,539
...phone calls, all asking
the same question.
1240
01:20:23,747 --> 01:20:25,612
The answer is, we just don't know.
1241
01:20:25,816 --> 01:20:30,378
I'll tell you, it's gonna be one hell
of an investigation, I promise.
1242
01:20:30,587 --> 01:20:34,580
Public pressure on the administration
continues in the Sunnygate affair.
1243
01:20:34,791 --> 01:20:36,520
Senator Norris announced hearings...
1244
01:20:36,727 --> 01:20:38,854
... to discover the truth
in the allegations...
1245
01:20:39,062 --> 01:20:40,086
Yes, sir.
1246
01:20:42,966 --> 01:20:45,059
Yes, sir, we're watching it now.
1247
01:20:45,269 --> 01:20:47,237
What did she know about
the connection...
1248
01:20:47,437 --> 01:20:49,928
... between that base
and her engagement?
1249
01:20:50,140 --> 01:20:53,234
And when did she know about it?
Marla Gilbert, WFDD.
1250
01:20:53,544 --> 01:20:54,533
You lied to me.
1251
01:20:54,745 --> 01:20:57,339
What we did was
for the good of the country.
1252
01:20:57,548 --> 01:20:58,537
You lied to me.
1253
01:20:58,749 --> 01:21:01,411
What she's saying is that
certain decisions...
1254
01:21:01,618 --> 01:21:04,587
...on sensitive issues
have to be made discreetly.
1255
01:21:04,788 --> 01:21:06,779
After all, the welfare of the people...
1256
01:21:06,990 --> 01:21:09,390
Wait a minute,
I'm one of the people, aren't I?
1257
01:21:09,593 --> 01:21:11,925
The important thing
is that we pull together...
1258
01:21:12,129 --> 01:21:14,154
...so when that committee
starts the hearing...
1259
01:21:14,364 --> 01:21:17,265
You want to tell me what you
think I should say, right?
1260
01:21:17,467 --> 01:21:19,367
Only if you're comfortable with that.
1261
01:21:19,570 --> 01:21:21,470
Well, I don't know what I'm gonna say.
1262
01:21:21,672 --> 01:21:25,108
Tell you this.
I can't wait to find out.
1263
01:21:25,309 --> 01:21:27,800
Sunny, we're all in this together.
1264
01:21:28,011 --> 01:21:31,105
We, you and I, represent
the president, and I'm sure...
1265
01:21:31,315 --> 01:21:36,480
You're a very misguided person,
and I don't work for you any longer.
1266
01:21:36,687 --> 01:21:39,918
- Sunny?
- Going back to waiting on tables?
1267
01:21:40,123 --> 01:21:41,613
Goodbye, Mrs. St. John.
1268
01:21:41,825 --> 01:21:44,259
- All right, Sunny, look.
- Let me go, Mr. Hilley.
1269
01:21:44,461 --> 01:21:49,455
I'm going to make one last appeal
to you on behalf of the country.
1270
01:21:50,467 --> 01:21:52,731
There are at least
four people in here...
1271
01:21:52,936 --> 01:21:57,532
...who don't speak for my country.
And you're one of them.
1272
01:22:34,511 --> 01:22:36,342
- Over here, Sunny.
- Sunny.
1273
01:22:36,546 --> 01:22:39,481
Were you only a pawn
in the Ohtar situation?
1274
01:22:39,683 --> 01:22:43,016
How did the Protocol Department
manipulate you?
1275
01:22:46,890 --> 01:22:47,982
What? Oh.
1276
01:22:48,191 --> 01:22:49,180
Excuse me, Miss Davis...
1277
01:22:49,393 --> 01:22:51,793
...you may remember me from
Turner News Network...
1278
01:22:51,995 --> 01:22:55,260
Miss Davis, how are you going
to defend yourself?
1279
01:22:55,465 --> 01:22:57,558
If there's something you'd like to...?
1280
01:22:59,136 --> 01:23:03,129
- Can you give us a statement?
- Has the president given instruction?
1281
01:23:03,340 --> 01:23:06,173
We have no comment at this time.
1282
01:23:07,644 --> 01:23:08,872
There's Michael Ransome.
1283
01:23:09,079 --> 01:23:12,674
Mr. Ransome, do you expect
to testify for the department?
1284
01:23:12,883 --> 01:23:16,046
Mr. Ransome is no longer
with the department.
1285
01:23:16,253 --> 01:23:17,584
Have you been fired?
1286
01:23:17,788 --> 01:23:18,880
No, sir, I resigned.
1287
01:23:19,089 --> 01:23:21,683
- Was it over the Sunnygate affair?
- Yes.
1288
01:23:21,892 --> 01:23:23,416
What else happened...?
1289
01:23:25,395 --> 01:23:28,762
Just a minute. Look, I'm an
expert on Middle Eastern affairs.
1290
01:23:28,965 --> 01:23:31,661
I was on my way up
in the political racket...
1291
01:23:31,868 --> 01:23:33,267
...if you know what I mean.
1292
01:23:33,470 --> 01:23:37,429
And then a few weeks ago
I met this...
1293
01:23:37,641 --> 01:23:39,700
...extraordinary
person who reminded me...
1294
01:23:39,910 --> 01:23:43,676
...that I had forgotten something
real basic, real simple.
1295
01:23:45,148 --> 01:23:47,275
That I have forgotten
to say what I think.
1296
01:23:49,953 --> 01:23:51,944
So I quit, that's all.
1297
01:23:56,927 --> 01:23:59,623
Sunny, is there anything
you'd like to say?
1298
01:23:59,830 --> 01:24:02,856
Yes, he owes me a massage.
1299
01:24:08,372 --> 01:24:11,068
Do you swear to tell the whole
truth, and nothing but the truth...
1300
01:24:11,274 --> 01:24:13,208
...so help you God?
- I do.
1301
01:24:13,410 --> 01:24:15,378
State your name
for the record, please.
1302
01:24:15,579 --> 01:24:18,605
- Sunny Ann Davis.
- And what is your present address?
1303
01:24:18,815 --> 01:24:20,578
1442 "G" Street.
1304
01:24:21,084 --> 01:24:23,450
And what is your age, please?
1305
01:24:24,855 --> 01:24:26,254
Thirty-five.
1306
01:24:27,057 --> 01:24:28,046
Senator Norris?
1307
01:24:28,258 --> 01:24:29,725
Sunny...
1308
01:24:30,360 --> 01:24:32,385
...when did you first meet the emir?
1309
01:24:32,596 --> 01:24:35,827
The night I got shot...
No, I'm sorry...
1310
01:24:36,032 --> 01:24:39,263
...I didn't meet him then,
it was after they gave me...
1311
01:24:39,469 --> 01:24:42,233
...the job at Protocol
and the emir came back.
1312
01:24:42,439 --> 01:24:46,967
- I see, and the emir came back for...?
- For me.
1313
01:24:49,212 --> 01:24:53,114
No, I meant for how long
a period of time?
1314
01:24:53,316 --> 01:24:56,479
Oh, it was just a couple of days.
It was unofficial.
1315
01:24:56,686 --> 01:25:00,816
- An unofficial visit?
- Officially, yes.
1316
01:25:01,024 --> 01:25:04,858
And what, to the best
of your understanding...
1317
01:25:05,061 --> 01:25:07,461
...were your duties
with regard to the emir?
1318
01:25:07,664 --> 01:25:09,859
I was supposed
to show him a good time.
1319
01:25:14,838 --> 01:25:15,964
A good time?
1320
01:25:16,173 --> 01:25:18,266
Yes, sir, that's what
Mr. Hilley told me.
1321
01:25:19,709 --> 01:25:23,338
Mr. Hilley told you to show
the emir a good time?
1322
01:25:23,547 --> 01:25:27,540
Well, actually, the exact words
he used were "a very good time."
1323
01:25:31,955 --> 01:25:36,722
And how did you interpret
this curious directive?
1324
01:25:36,927 --> 01:25:39,487
Oh, I didn't interpret it,
I just did it.
1325
01:25:39,696 --> 01:25:42,290
I took the emir
and his friends to a party...
1326
01:25:42,499 --> 01:25:45,332
...at Lou Fox's Safari Club
where I used to work.
1327
01:25:45,535 --> 01:25:49,801
I have to say that I really
feel badly about what happened.
1328
01:25:50,006 --> 01:25:53,169
I imagine it was the first time
Mrs. St. John got busted.
1329
01:25:56,313 --> 01:25:57,712
Of course, I could be wrong.
1330
01:26:00,417 --> 01:26:04,217
Sunny, I'd like to move on
to your trip abroad with the emir.
1331
01:26:04,421 --> 01:26:05,410
Yes, sir.
1332
01:26:05,622 --> 01:26:09,149
Didn't you think it was unusual
for a person like yourself...
1333
01:26:09,359 --> 01:26:14,058
...who had no expertise, to be
sent on a mission of such importance?
1334
01:26:14,264 --> 01:26:17,199
Yes, but I figured
they must know what they're doing...
1335
01:26:17,400 --> 01:26:20,233
...because they're supposed
to be the experts.
1336
01:26:20,437 --> 01:26:24,396
Sunny, the purpose of this hearing
is to find out who is responsible.
1337
01:26:25,141 --> 01:26:26,438
If you give us the name...
1338
01:26:26,643 --> 01:26:27,905
No, sir, l...
1339
01:26:28,111 --> 01:26:30,102
No, sir, I'm sorry, I can't do that.
1340
01:26:30,981 --> 01:26:33,506
You can't? Why not?
1341
01:26:34,985 --> 01:26:37,453
Because I'm responsible.
1342
01:26:39,789 --> 01:26:43,452
You know what my dad says?
"Let a guy sell you a diamond ring...
1343
01:26:43,660 --> 01:26:47,562
...for only 10 cents, and chances
are you own a ring not worth a dime."
1344
01:26:48,798 --> 01:26:50,629
Well, I bought the whole mine.
1345
01:26:51,167 --> 01:26:54,659
I thought I was getting a free ride
or at least a cheap one.
1346
01:26:54,871 --> 01:26:57,101
And I really have to
thank them for that.
1347
01:26:57,307 --> 01:27:00,572
I mean, the people who sold it
to me, I mean.
1348
01:27:00,777 --> 01:27:02,335
You want to know something?
1349
01:27:02,546 --> 01:27:05,481
Before I started to work
for the government...
1350
01:27:05,682 --> 01:27:08,150
...I'd never read the Constitution.
1351
01:27:08,351 --> 01:27:11,684
I didn't even begin to know
how things worked. I didn't.
1352
01:27:11,888 --> 01:27:16,348
I didn't read the newspaper,
except to look up my horoscope.
1353
01:27:17,227 --> 01:27:20,890
And I never read
the Declaration of Independence.
1354
01:27:21,097 --> 01:27:23,827
But I know they had,
the ones we're talking about...
1355
01:27:24,034 --> 01:27:28,095
...the experts, they all read it.
They just forgot what it was about.
1356
01:27:28,305 --> 01:27:32,605
That it's about "we the people."
And that's me.
1357
01:27:32,809 --> 01:27:37,837
I'm "we the people."
You're "we the people." All of us.
1358
01:27:38,048 --> 01:27:40,016
We're all "we the people," right?
1359
01:27:40,784 --> 01:27:44,652
So when they sell me that 10-cent
diamond, or down the river, or...
1360
01:27:44,854 --> 01:27:47,914
...to some guy wearing medals
that means they're selling us.
1361
01:27:48,124 --> 01:27:50,251
All of "we the people."
1362
01:27:50,994 --> 01:27:51,983
And when they...
1363
01:27:52,195 --> 01:27:56,632
I mean, when you guys, when you spend
another pile of money...
1364
01:27:56,833 --> 01:28:00,860
...and give away or sell all
those guns and tanks and planes...
1365
01:28:01,071 --> 01:28:04,234
Every time you invite a foreign
big shot to the White House...
1366
01:28:04,441 --> 01:28:06,306
...and hug them,
and give them gifts...
1367
01:28:06,509 --> 01:28:10,206
...it has a direct effect on
"we the people's" lives.
1368
01:28:10,413 --> 01:28:13,109
I mean, if I don't know
what you're up to...
1369
01:28:13,316 --> 01:28:16,843
...and if I don't holler when I think
you're doing it wrong...
1370
01:28:17,053 --> 01:28:21,149
...and if I just mind my own business
and don't vote or care...
1371
01:28:21,358 --> 01:28:23,519
...then I just get what I deserve.
1372
01:28:25,295 --> 01:28:28,696
So now that I'm Sunny Davis,
private citizen again...
1373
01:28:29,499 --> 01:28:31,990
...you're gonna have to
watch out for me...
1374
01:28:32,202 --> 01:28:37,196
...because I'm gonna be watching
all of you like a hawk.
1375
01:28:43,346 --> 01:28:45,211
We love you, Sunny!
1376
01:28:50,854 --> 01:28:52,082
Calm down!
1377
01:28:52,922 --> 01:28:55,948
I'm sure that the good sense
of the American people...
1378
01:28:56,159 --> 01:29:00,994
...will allow them to distinguish
between a few trivial allegations...
1379
01:29:01,197 --> 01:29:04,030
- There she is, there's Sunny!
- Sunny!
1380
01:29:10,473 --> 01:29:12,202
Get off of me, you twit!
1381
01:29:15,211 --> 01:29:16,872
- How did I do?
- Great.
1382
01:29:17,080 --> 01:29:18,945
- Do you really think so?
- Of course.
1383
01:29:20,016 --> 01:29:21,677
It's the new me, I say what I think.
1384
01:29:21,885 --> 01:29:24,752
Oh, that's nice, Michael,
that's really nice.
1385
01:29:24,954 --> 01:29:26,387
- Want to know what else?
- What?
1386
01:29:26,589 --> 01:29:28,955
If you run for office,
I'll manage your campaign.
1387
01:29:29,159 --> 01:29:30,717
Are you kidding?
1388
01:29:30,927 --> 01:29:33,623
- Are you running?
- How about running for president?
1389
01:29:33,830 --> 01:29:35,764
- Sunny Davis for president!
- Yeah!
1390
01:29:38,001 --> 01:29:41,528
Wait a minute, wait a minute!
1391
01:29:41,738 --> 01:29:43,501
Please, everybody.
1392
01:29:43,707 --> 01:29:47,643
Thank you very much,
but it's really not my style.
1393
01:29:48,712 --> 01:29:52,375
- Sunny, what about Congress?
- What about running for Congress?
1394
01:29:52,816 --> 01:29:55,785
The polls have been closed for
10 minutes in Green Hills...
1395
01:29:55,985 --> 01:29:58,044
... a suburb of Diamond Junction...
1396
01:29:58,254 --> 01:30:01,052
... and it's impossible
to predict a winner in this.
1397
01:30:01,257 --> 01:30:05,421
Some people call tonight's contest
one of the closest in history.
1398
01:30:05,628 --> 01:30:08,119
Both candidates gained early and...
1399
01:30:08,331 --> 01:30:10,891
The candidate is coming
to the podium.
1400
01:30:11,101 --> 01:30:13,331
This is sure to be no concession.
1401
01:30:19,976 --> 01:30:23,275
Sunny! Sunny! Sunny!
1402
01:30:27,083 --> 01:30:28,744
Down.
1403
01:30:31,821 --> 01:30:34,289
I just want to say
a couple of things.
1404
01:30:34,491 --> 01:30:38,894
First, this is not a victory speech,
because we haven't won yet.
1405
01:30:40,497 --> 01:30:44,024
It's getting really late,
so I want to take this chance...
1406
01:30:44,234 --> 01:30:46,532
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1407
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1409
01:30:52,675 --> 01:30:56,270
And no matter what happens,
we're still gonna go on together...
1410
01:30:56,479 --> 01:30:59,880
... you, me and the best campaign
manager in this country...
1411
01:31:00,083 --> 01:31:01,812
... my husband, Michael.
1412
01:31:09,192 --> 01:31:14,528
And of course, my very good friend
and the best, best babysitter...
1413
01:31:14,764 --> 01:31:20,066
... a working woman could wish for,
my very good friend, Al Kabeer.
1414
01:31:29,813 --> 01:31:34,216
I have a phone call
that some of you may want to hear.
1415
01:31:34,417 --> 01:31:37,147
Who is it? Hello?
1416
01:31:37,854 --> 01:31:39,048
What?
1417
01:31:40,089 --> 01:31:44,185
We won! We won!
1418
01:31:47,163 --> 01:31:49,154
We won!
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