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[SIRENS] [SIRENS]

AAH! WHAT?
YOU SCARED ME!

THE CAR IS
TEMPORARILY OUT OF ORDER. THE CAR IS
TEMPORARILY OUT OF ORDER.

IT'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
I SWEAR. IT'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
I SWEAR.

MOVE THIS THING
RIGHT NOW.

WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS.
DON'T GET EXCITED. WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS.
DON'T GET EXCITED.

I'M TRYING TO FIX THIS.

LADY, MOVE
YOUR GODDAMN CAR! LADY, MOVE
YOUR GODDAMN CAR!

I'M VERY SORRY.
I'M VERY, VERY SORRY. I'M VERY SORRY.
I'M VERY, VERY SORRY.

IT ALWAYS STARTS IF
WE'RE JUST REALLY PATIENT. IT ALWAYS STARTS IF
WE'RE JUST REALLY PATIENT.

THIS IS
AN OFFICIAL CONVOY. THIS IS
AN OFFICIAL CONVOY.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

ALL RIGHT,
GET OUT. ALL RIGHT,
GET OUT.

GET OUT.

THIS HAPPENS
A LOT. THIS HAPPENS
A LOT.

I'LL BE LATE.

GOT IT.

ROLL DOWN
THE WINDOW. ROLL DOWN
THE WINDOW.

CAN YOU OPEN
THE DOOR?

I CAN'T, BECAUSE, LOOK... I CAN'T, BECAUSE, LOOK...

SEE THIS THING?

IT'S ALWAYS
BEEN THAT WAY. IT'S ALWAYS
BEEN THAT WAY.

I CAN'T OPEN IT.

MOVE IT!

I DON'T BLAME YOU!

I'M LOCKED IN.

I'M GOING TO HAVE
AN ANXIETY ATTACK. I'M GOING TO HAVE
AN ANXIETY ATTACK.

OH, NO! OH, NO!

OH!

[COUGHING]

OH, THIS IS GREAT.

THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

ANYTIME.

I'M SO LATE. I'M SO LATE.

THE SECOND TIME
THIS WEEK.

I'M LATE.

THE CAR?

YEAH. YEAH.

I'M LATE.

LOU'S GOING
TO KILL ME. LOU'S GOING
TO KILL ME.

TV: IF TONIGHT'S BANQUET

IN HONOR OF THE VISITING
EMIR KHALED ABIN ABDUL MAJID IN HONOR OF THE VISITING
EMIR KHALED ABIN ABDUL MAJID

HAS ITS DESIRED EFFECT,

STATE DEPARTMENT INSIDERS
PREDICT THE ADMINISTRATION STATE DEPARTMENT INSIDERS
PREDICT THE ADMINISTRATION

WILL SOON BE ANNOUNCING
THE START OF CONSTRUCTION WILL SOON BE ANNOUNCING
THE START OF CONSTRUCTION

ON A MAJOR MILITARY BASE
IN THE EMIR'S REMOTE ON A MAJOR MILITARY BASE
IN THE EMIR'S REMOTE

BUT STRATEGICALLY LOCATED
MIDDLE EASTERN COUNTRY.

STATE DEPARTMENT-- STATE DEPARTMENT--

PRESIDENTIAL AIDE
JOHN J. HILLEY WAS ACCUSED PRESIDENTIAL AIDE
JOHN J. HILLEY WAS ACCUSED

OF BEING OVERLY AMBITIOUS
BY SEVERAL CONGRESSMEN.

BRAD, NOT
IN THE AFTERNOON. BRAD, NOT
IN THE AFTERNOON.

OH, KIM,
AFTERNOON, NIGHT, OH, KIM,
AFTERNOON, NIGHT,

WHAT'S
THE DIFFERENCE?

BRAD, WE CAN'T.
IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT. BRAD, WE CAN'T.
IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT.

I'LL SHOW YOU
WHAT'S RIGHT. I'LL SHOW YOU
WHAT'S RIGHT.

THIS IS RIGHT.

[KISSING] [KISSING]

AND THIS...

[KISSING] [KISSING]

AND THIS...

HI, SWEETIE!

HI. HI.

I'M LATE.

THE CAR?

YEAH. YEAH.

OH!

TAXI! TAXI!

TAXI!

[SCREAMING] [SCREAMING]

HI!

HEY, SUNNY! HEY, SUNNY!

NO CAR?

NO CAR.

GIVE YOU
A RIDE HOME? GIVE YOU
A RIDE HOME?

NO, THANKS, JIMMY.
I GOT A DATE. NO, THANKS, JIMMY.
I GOT A DATE.

[SCREAMING]

HI, LOU. HI, LOU.

HI, SUNNY.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH
FOR SHOWING UP. THANK YOU VERY MUCH
FOR SHOWING UP.

AM I LATE?

HOW COME YOU WERE RUNNING
IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW? HOW COME YOU WERE RUNNING
IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW?

EXERCISE.

VERY FUNNY!
I CAN'T PAY MY TAXES HERE.

THE JOINT'S
DYING ON US-- THE JOINT'S
DYING ON US--

I PROMISE
I'LL BE ON TIME I PROMISE
I'LL BE ON TIME

THE REST
OF THE WEEK.

IT'S FRIDAY. IT'S FRIDAY.

MAKE IT UP
BY CLEANING UP TONIGHT. MAKE IT UP
BY CLEANING UP TONIGHT.

I HAVE A DATE.

WHO YOU
GOING OUT WITH?

GUESS. GUESS.

THE FRIDAY NIGHT
SPECIAL?

COME ON, DONNA.
GIMME A BREAK. COME ON, DONNA.
GIMME A BREAK.

HE'S NOT SO BAD.

WELL, THIS IS
WASHINGTON, D.C. WELL, THIS IS
WASHINGTON, D.C.

THE MEN ARE MARRIED, GAY,
OR IN THE GOVERNMENT. THE MEN ARE MARRIED, GAY,
OR IN THE GOVERNMENT.

HOW COME YOU
GOT THE ZEBRA?

I GOT HERE FIRST.

I GET
THE GIRAFFE? I GET
THE GIRAFFE?

NO. FRANCINE HAS
THE GIRAFFE TONIGHT.

OH, NO! OH, NO!

OH, YES! OH, YES!

ABSOLUTELY NO WAY!

WHAT ARE YOU
YELLING ABOUT? WHAT ARE YOU
YELLING ABOUT?

I WILL NOT DRESS
LIKE A CHICKEN! I WILL NOT DRESS
LIKE A CHICKEN!

NOT A CHICKEN,
AN EMU!

I'VE NEVER HEARD
OF AN EMU! I'VE NEVER HEARD
OF AN EMU!

WEAR IT
YOURSELF! WEAR IT
YOURSELF!

I'M NOT A CHICKEN.
I'M AN EMU. I'M NOT A CHICKEN.
I'M AN EMU.

THAT'S EMU.

E-M-U. E-M-U.

NO, SWEETIE, I WILL NOT
SIT ON YOUR EGGS. NO, SWEETIE, I WILL NOT
SIT ON YOUR EGGS.

I'VE GOT GET
SOMETHING TOGETHER.

MY CAR HAD
A TOTAL BREAKDOWN. MY CAR HAD
A TOTAL BREAKDOWN.

GOD, I'M SO BROKE.

SEE THAT GUY OVER THERE
IN THE GREEN JACKET? SEE THAT GUY OVER THERE
IN THE GREEN JACKET?

HE'S LOOKING
FOR A GOOD TIME. HE'S LOOKING
FOR A GOOD TIME.

I THINK HE'LL HAVE
TROUBLE FINDING IT.

LOOK, I KNOW YOU DON'T
GO FOR STUFF LIKE THAT, LOOK, I KNOW YOU DON'T
GO FOR STUFF LIKE THAT,

BUT THE GUY GAVE ME 10 BUCKS
FOR AN INTRODUCTION.

AN INTRODUCTION,
THAT'S ALL. AN INTRODUCTION,
THAT'S ALL.

YEAH? TELL HIM
I SAID HI. YEAH? TELL HIM
I SAID HI.

HEY, SUNSHINE,
LISTEN TO ME. HEY, SUNSHINE,
LISTEN TO ME.

I'VE GOT A COUPLE
EXTRA HUNDRED BUCKS. I'VE GOT A COUPLE
EXTRA HUNDRED BUCKS.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY
ME BACK RIGHT AWAY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY
ME BACK RIGHT AWAY.

I'M OK.
REALLY, I AM.

I'M SERIOUS!
REMEMBER MY FRIEND? I'M SERIOUS!
REMEMBER MY FRIEND?

SURE!

HE'S BEEN
REAL GENEROUS LATELY. HE'S BEEN
REAL GENEROUS LATELY.

KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

I THINK SO. I THINK SO.

SEE THIS?

DON'T TELL ANYONE.
IT'S REAL. DON'T TELL ANYONE.
IT'S REAL.

WOW!

SEE THESE?
THEY'RE NOT.

HE PAID FOR ALL 3. HE PAID FOR ALL 3.

MY FRIEND HAS SOME FRIENDS,
VERY NICE GUYS. MY FRIEND HAS SOME FRIENDS,
VERY NICE GUYS. MY FRIEND HAS SOME FRIENDS,
VERY NICE GUYS.

YOU SHOULD GO OUT
WITH US SOME TIME.

OH, NO.
I COULDN'T.

I DIDN'T SAY
I DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU. I DIDN'T SAY
I DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU.

I JUST THINK
IT'S VERY INTERESTING

THAT YOU USED THE SAME
EXCUSE LAST WEEK. THAT YOU USED THE SAME
EXCUSE LAST WEEK.

NO, THAT WAS LAST WEEK. NO, THAT WAS LAST WEEK.

YOUR SISTER'S KID'S MEASLES
WAS THE WEEK BEFORE.

I'M NOT YELLING! I'M NOT YELLING!

I'M JUST
SPEAKING DISTINCTLY!

NO, YOU CAN'T
COME OVER LATER. NO, YOU CAN'T
COME OVER LATER.

LATER IS THE MIDDLE
OF THE NIGHT.

AND ANYWAY, WHILE
WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT, AND ANYWAY, WHILE
WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT,

I WANT
TO SAY SOMETHING--

IT'S GOT TO
GET BETTER.

DOES IT? DOES IT?

DOESN'T IT?

SURE IT DOES.

GOOD NIGHT,
SWEETHEART. GOOD NIGHT,
SWEETHEART.

GOOD NIGHT,
HONEY. GOOD NIGHT,
HONEY.

AMONG THE CELEBRITIES
WE EXPECT TO SEE TONIGHT

ARE THE PRESIDENT HIMSELF
AND HIS HONORED GUEST, ARE THE PRESIDENT HIMSELF
AND HIS HONORED GUEST,

THE EMIR KHALED
ABIN ABDUL MAJID. THE EMIR KHALED
ABIN ABDUL MAJID.

WASHINGTON INSIDERS
CONSIDER TONIGHT'S GALA

THE BEGINNING
OF AN ATTEMPT THE BEGINNING
OF AN ATTEMPT

ON THE PART
OF THE ADMINISTRATION ON THE PART
OF THE ADMINISTRATION

TO ARRANGE AN IMPORTANT
STRATEGIC DEAL WITH THE EMIR

ESTABLISHING A MAJOR
AMERICAN MILITARY PRESENCE ESTABLISHING A MAJOR
AMERICAN MILITARY PRESENCE

IN THAT
MIDDLE EASTERN COUNTRY. IN THAT
MIDDLE EASTERN COUNTRY.

ALTHOUGH THE EMIR
HAS STRUGGLED FOR YEARS

TO RECONCILE
DISSIDENT FACTIONS TO RECONCILE
DISSIDENT FACTIONS

WITHIN HIS TRADITIONALLY
CONSERVATIVE NATION, WITHIN HIS TRADITIONALLY
CONSERVATIVE NATION,

HE IS CONSIDERED
POWERFUL ENOUGH--

IF NOT POPULAR ENOUGH--
TO ASSURE HIS OWN PEOPLE IF NOT POPULAR ENOUGH--
TO ASSURE HIS OWN PEOPLE

THAT THE LONG-TERM BENEFITS
FROM SUCH AN ARRANGEMENT THAT THE LONG-TERM BENEFITS
FROM SUCH AN ARRANGEMENT

WOULD MORE THAN HELP
HIS SUFFERING COUNTRY.

Sunny: EXCUSE ME!
EXCUSE ME! Sunny: EXCUSE ME!
EXCUSE ME!

THIS WAY.

IS IT
THE PRESIDENT? IS IT
THE PRESIDENT?

ONE MORE. ONE MORE.

ELIZABETH!

JUST ONE MORE, PLEASE.
THANK YOU.

HOW ARE YOU? HOW ARE YOU?

THIS IS OUR CAR.

THERE HE IS! THERE HE IS!

OH!

OH!

OUCH!

WHAT'S IN THERE,
A GUN?

A GUN? A GUN?

A GUN!

[SCREAMING] [SCREAMING]

[GUNSHOT]

[SCREAMING] [SCREAMING]

I GOT HIM!

AAH!

[GUNSHOT]

HE GOT ME!
HE GOT ME! HE GOT ME!
HE GOT ME!

TV:
AT APPROXIMATELY 11:45, TV:
AT APPROXIMATELY 11:45,

WHEN THE PRESIDENT'S
BANQUET IN HONOR OF

THE EMIR KHALED ABIN ABDUL
MAJID WAS BREAKING UP, THE EMIR KHALED ABIN ABDUL
MAJID WAS BREAKING UP,

THE WOULD-BE ASSASSIN
APPEARED-- THE WOULD-BE ASSASSIN
APPEARED--

ACCORDING TO EYEWITNESSES
AND OTHER INFORMATION, ACCORDING TO EYEWITNESSES
AND OTHER INFORMATION,

THE NAME OF
THAT REAL-LIFE HEROINE THE NAME OF
THAT REAL-LIFE HEROINE

IS SUNNY ANN DAVIS.

AND THROUGH
HER SELFLESS ACTION-- AND THROUGH
HER SELFLESS ACTION--

THE WAITRESS
APPARENTLY THREW HERSELF

IN THE PATH
OF THE BULLET. IN THE PATH
OF THE BULLET.

JERRY.

SUNNY. SUNNY.

THERE IS STILL NO WORD
AS TO HER CONDITION. THERE IS STILL NO WORD
AS TO HER CONDITION.

NO IDENTIFICATION YET
OF THE GUN-WIELDING MAN

WHO TO THE HORROR OF HUNDREDS
OF TERRIFIED WITNESSES WHO TO THE HORROR OF HUNDREDS
OF TERRIFIED WITNESSES

MADE HIS ABORTIVE ATTEMPT
ON THE EMIR'S LIFE. MADE HIS ABORTIVE ATTEMPT
ON THE EMIR'S LIFE.

WE HAVE NOT
BEEN TOLD HOW SERIOUS

MISS DAVIS'
MEDICAL CONDITION IS-- MISS DAVIS'
MEDICAL CONDITION IS--

OH, MY GOD!

OR WHERE PRECISELY
SHE WAS WOUNDED. OR WHERE PRECISELY
SHE WAS WOUNDED.

FORCEPS.

I THINK
I'VE GOT IT.

SUTURE, PLEASE.

BEAUTIFUL. BEAUTIFUL.

REALLY BEAUTIFUL.

THANK YOU.

HOW DID YOU HAPPEN
TO BE THERE? HOW DID YOU HAPPEN
TO BE THERE?

I WAS WORKING
7-11 THAT NIGHT, I WAS WORKING
7-11 THAT NIGHT,

BUT I WAS LATE
BECAUSE OF ALL THE C.A. BUT I WAS LATE
BECAUSE OF ALL THE C.A.

C.A.?

CITIZEN ACTIVITY.

I DON'T KNOW THAT
TECHNICAL JARGON--

SECURITY GUARD TALK,
BOB. SECURITY GUARD TALK,
BOB.

NOW WHAT
DID YOU THINK

WHEN YOU HEARD
THE SHOTS? WHEN YOU HEARD
THE SHOTS?

I THOUGHT,
"SOMEBODY'S SHOOTING."

AND THE MAN FIRING-- AND THE MAN FIRING--

DID YOU ACTUALLY
SEE HIM?

I'D CLOCKED HIM
A WHILE BEFORE, I'D CLOCKED HIM
A WHILE BEFORE,

BECAUSE HE WAS
A LITTLE BIT FUNNY,

BUT THOSE FUNNY-LOOKING
FANATIC GUYS BUT THOSE FUNNY-LOOKING
FANATIC GUYS

ALWAYS HANG AROUND
WHEN SOMETHING'S GOING ON. ALWAYS HANG AROUND
WHEN SOMETHING'S GOING ON.

WHAT DID YOU DO?

NOTHING. NOTHING.

THE CRAIGMORE SCHOOL
OF SECURITY WORK

SAYS NEVER TO IMPEDE
AN INDIVIDUAL'S RIGHTS.

EVEN AFTER
SEEING HIS WEAPON? EVEN AFTER
SEEING HIS WEAPON?

THEN IT'S STANDARD
OPERATING PROCEDURE.

WELL, WHAT IS STANDARD
OPERATING PROCEDURE? WELL, WHAT IS STANDARD
OPERATING PROCEDURE?

IN THIS PARTICULAR CASE,
I FORGOT. IN THIS PARTICULAR CASE,
I FORGOT.

DO YOU REMEMBER HOW
MANY SHOTS WERE FIRED? DO YOU REMEMBER HOW
MANY SHOTS WERE FIRED?

OH, SURE. YEAH.
BETWEEN 2 AND--

BETWEEN ABOUT
3 AND 8. OR 9. BETWEEN ABOUT
3 AND 8. OR 9.

SHE IS RIGHT BEHIND ME
IN ONE OF THE ROOMS SHE IS RIGHT BEHIND ME
IN ONE OF THE ROOMS

OF THE GEORGE WASHINGTON
UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL. OF THE GEORGE WASHINGTON
UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL.

THE HOSPITAL SAYS
SHE'S FINE.

THERE'S A RUMOR SOMEBODY
FROM THE WHITE HOUSE, THERE'S A RUMOR SOMEBODY
FROM THE WHITE HOUSE,

PERHAPS
THE PRESIDENT HIMSELF,

WILL VISIT
THIS YOUNG LADY WILL VISIT
THIS YOUNG LADY

WHOSE UNUSUAL DISPLAY
OF BRAVERY,

OF INTESTINAL FORTITUDE,
OF GOOD OLD AMERICAN GUTS, OF INTESTINAL FORTITUDE,
OF GOOD OLD AMERICAN GUTS,

HAVE SUDDENLY THRUST HER
INTO THE HARSH, HAVE SUDDENLY THRUST HER
INTO THE HARSH,

YET WARM AND GRATEFUL LIGHT
OF MEDIA ATTENTION. YET WARM AND GRATEFUL LIGHT
OF MEDIA ATTENTION.

GIVE THESE TO SUNNY!
THESE FLOWERS ARE FROM

THE UNITED LADIES
FOR A BETTER AMERICA. THE UNITED LADIES
FOR A BETTER AMERICA.

I'M HER COUSIN
ON HER MOTHER'S SIDE. I'M HER COUSIN
ON HER MOTHER'S SIDE.

DON'T I LOOK LIKE HER?
JUST LOOK AT ME! DON'T I LOOK LIKE HER?
JUST LOOK AT ME!

I'M AFRAID
I CAN'T COMMENT. I'M AFRAID
I CAN'T COMMENT.

THERE'LL BE A PRESS CONFERENCE
THIS MORNING. THERE'LL BE A PRESS CONFERENCE
THIS MORNING.

COME ON.
GIVE US A BREAK. COME ON.
GIVE US A BREAK.

CHECK ME OUT!

I'M A PERSONAL FRIEND
OF NORMAN MAILER! I'M A PERSONAL FRIEND
OF NORMAN MAILER!

THANK YOU.

GIVE US A BREAK! GIVE US A BREAK!

MORE MAIL!

I'M VISITING MY FRIEND
SUNNY DAVIS, NATIONAL HERO. I'M VISITING MY FRIEND
SUNNY DAVIS, NATIONAL HERO.

CALL BACK LATER.

OR BETTER YET,
CALL ME. OR BETTER YET,
CALL ME.

MOM, YOU SHOULD
SEE THIS ROOM.

IT'S LIKE
A HONEYMOON SUITE. IT'S LIKE
A HONEYMOON SUITE.

I CAN SEE
THE CAPITOL. I CAN SEE
THE CAPITOL.

LOOK AT THIS--
WAYNE NEWTON.

MORE MAIL. MORE MAIL.

THIS IS SO EXCITING.

BARRY MANILOW. BARRY MANILOW.

MOM, LISTEN, I THINK
I'M COMING HOME SOON.

THEY'LL PAY FOR IT. THEY'LL PAY FOR IT.

YEAH...WHO ARE YOU?

MIKE RANSOME,
MIDDLE EAST DESK CHIEF MIKE RANSOME,
MIDDLE EAST DESK CHIEF

AT THE STATE
DEPARTMENT.

I'M HERE TO HELP WITH
YOUR PRESS CONFERENCE. I'M HERE TO HELP WITH
YOUR PRESS CONFERENCE.

MOM,
I'LL CALL YOU BACK. MOM,
I'LL CALL YOU BACK.

BYE! GOT TO GO. BYE! GOT TO GO.

YOU SURE DON'T
LOOK LIKE ONE.

ONE WHAT? ONE WHAT?

A MIDDLE-AGED
DESK CLERK.

NO, THAT'S MIDDLE EAST
DESK CHIEF. NO, THAT'S MIDDLE EAST
DESK CHIEF.

OH!

MORE MAIL!
MORE MAIL! MORE MAIL!
MORE MAIL!

I GUESS YOU'RE HEARING
FROM A LOT OF PEOPLE. I GUESS YOU'RE HEARING
FROM A LOT OF PEOPLE.

LIZA MINNELLI!

HERE ARE
90 NAMES,

ALL MARRIAGE
PROPOSALS. ALL MARRIAGE
PROPOSALS.

I'LL HAVE TO REJECT
SOME OF THEM. I'LL HAVE TO REJECT
SOME OF THEM.

YOU MARRIED,
MR. RANSOME?

COME ON.
GIVE THE GUY A BREAK. COME ON.
GIVE THE GUY A BREAK.

I MEAN, REALLY!

ARE YOU MARRIED,
MR. RANSOME? ARE YOU MARRIED,
MR. RANSOME?

NOT ANYMORE.

CONGRATULATIONS.
NEITHER AM I. CONGRATULATIONS.
NEITHER AM I.

I KNOW.

WHAT ELSE
DO YOU KNOW? WHAT ELSE
DO YOU KNOW?

WE DON'T HAVE
MUCH TIME.

LET ME FILL YOU IN
ON THIS MATERIAL. LET ME FILL YOU IN
ON THIS MATERIAL.

SHOOT. SHOOT.

THIS MAP'S
IN THE MATERIAL

WE'RE GIVING
TO THE PRESS. WE'RE GIVING
TO THE PRESS.

NOW, HERE IS
THE EMIR'S COUNTRY.

IN YELLOW?

YES.

THAT'S PRETTY. THAT'S PRETTY.

YOU CAN DISCERN
ITS STRATEGIC IMPORTANCE

IN TERMS OF ITS PROXIMITY
TO THE GULF IN TERMS OF ITS PROXIMITY
TO THE GULF

AND ITS VALUE
AS A GEOGRAPHICAL BUFFER AND ITS VALUE
AS A GEOGRAPHICAL BUFFER

BETWEEN THESE TWO
TRADITIONAL RIVAL NATIONS. BETWEEN THESE TWO
TRADITIONAL RIVAL NATIONS.

WOW.

DR. GREG PRUMAN,
CHIEF OF SURGERY DR. GREG PRUMAN,
CHIEF OF SURGERY

AT GEORGE WASHINGTON
UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL AT GEORGE WASHINGTON
UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL

IS JUST FINISHING
HIS REPORT

ON MISS DAVIS'
MEDICAL CONDITION. ON MISS DAVIS'
MEDICAL CONDITION.

THE YOUNG LADY HERSELF...

[TELEPHONE RINGS] [TELEPHONE RINGS]

MR. HILLEY'S OFFICE.

WOULD YOU HOLD,
SENATOR? WOULD YOU HOLD,
SENATOR?

CAN YOU SPEAK
WITH SENATOR MILLER?

TELL HIM
I'LL CALL HIM BACK TELL HIM
I'LL CALL HIM BACK

WHEN THIS PRESS
CONFERENCE IS OVER. WHEN THIS PRESS
CONFERENCE IS OVER.

I APOLOGIZE,
SENATOR.

CAN MR. HILLEY
CALL YOU BACK CAN MR. HILLEY
CALL YOU BACK

AFTER THIS PRESS
CONFERENCE? AFTER THIS PRESS
CONFERENCE?

WONDERFUL.
THANK YOU. BYE-BYE.

TV: MISS SUNNY DAVIS BEING
WHEELED TO THE MICROPHONE. TV: MISS SUNNY DAVIS BEING
WHEELED TO THE MICROPHONE.

[CHEERING] [CHEERING]

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING
BEFORE THE QUESTIONS? WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING
BEFORE THE QUESTIONS?

NOT REALLY.

WELL, YES.

UM, WELL,
I'D LIKE TO SAY, UM... UM, WELL,
I'D LIKE TO SAY, UM... UM, WELL,
I'D LIKE TO SAY, UM...

THANK YOU TO EVERYBODY
AT THE HOSPITAL

FOR BEING SO NICE AND
TAKING SUCH GOOD CARE OF ME. FOR BEING SO NICE AND
TAKING SUCH GOOD CARE OF ME.

AND I'D LIKE TO TELL
EVERYBODY IN AMERICA

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY
THE BEST PLACE TO COME THIS IS ABSOLUTELY
THE BEST PLACE TO COME

IF YOU'RE EVER SHOT
IN THE ASS. IF YOU'RE EVER SHOT
IN THE ASS.

[LAUGHTER]

IS THE CHIEF
WATCHING THIS? IS THE CHIEF
WATCHING THIS?

DON'T KNOW.

YOU SAW HIM.

HE WAS SLEEPING. HE WAS SLEEPING.

WHAT WILL YOU DO NEXT?

I'M GOING TO GO
HOME TO OREGON

AND SEE WHAT NEW THINGS
MY DAD'S INVENTED AND SEE WHAT NEW THINGS
MY DAD'S INVENTED AND SEE WHAT NEW THINGS
MY DAD'S INVENTED

AND CHECK ON MY DOG,

AND EAT SOME OF MY MOM'S
HUCKLEBERRY PIE, AND EAT SOME OF MY MOM'S
HUCKLEBERRY PIE,

THE BEST IN THE WORLD.

JESUS CHRIST! JESUS CHRIST!

WHAT IS THIS
CORNBALL ROUTINE? WHAT IS THIS
CORNBALL ROUTINE?

LOOK AT THEM.

WHO?

THEM.
THE HARD-BOILED PRESS. THEM.
THE HARD-BOILED PRESS.

THEY'RE
EATING IT UP.

THEN THERE'S
MY GRANDMA AND GRANDPA. THEN THERE'S
MY GRANDMA AND GRANDPA.

THEY'RE IN THEIR 70s
AND IN GREAT SHAPE. THEY'RE IN THEIR 70s
AND IN GREAT SHAPE.

GRANDMA'S A VOLUNTEER
SCHOOL CROSSING GUARD. GRANDMA'S A VOLUNTEER
SCHOOL CROSSING GUARD.

SHE'LL SING
THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.

HI, GRANDMA.
I'LL SEE YOU SOON! HI, GRANDMA.
I'LL SEE YOU SOON!

I'LL BET GRANDPA WAS
DECORATED BY EISENHOWER. I'LL BET GRANDPA WAS
DECORATED BY EISENHOWER.

MY GRANDFATHER PITCHED
FOR THE SALEM ROCKETS. MY GRANDFATHER PITCHED
FOR THE SALEM ROCKETS.

EVEN BETTER.

HE WAS MVP
2 YEARS RUNNING. HE WAS MVP
2 YEARS RUNNING.

MAYBE SHE'S RUNNING
FOR OFFICE? MAYBE SHE'S RUNNING
FOR OFFICE?

CAN YOU BE THAT DUMB
AND RUN FOR OFFICE? CAN YOU BE THAT DUMB
AND RUN FOR OFFICE?

Press:
A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS.

WHAT ABOUT
YOUR PERSONAL LIFE? WHAT ABOUT
YOUR PERSONAL LIFE?

YES?

YOU LIVE WITH 2 MEN,
DON'T YOU? YOU LIVE WITH 2 MEN,
DON'T YOU?

NO.

YOU DON'T? YOU DON'T?

I LIVE
IN PART OF A HOUSE

THAT BELONGS TO 2 MEN
WHO LIVE TOGETHER. THAT BELONGS TO 2 MEN
WHO LIVE TOGETHER.

YOU UNDERSTAND
THE DIFFERENCE. YOU UNDERSTAND
THE DIFFERENCE.

LET'S GO ON
TO SOMETHING ELSE.

WHEN THE ALLEGED ASSAILANT
WAS ABOUT TO SHOO-- WHEN THE ALLEGED ASSAILANT
WAS ABOUT TO SHOO--

ALLEGED? I'LL
SHOW YOU ALLEGED. ALLEGED? I'LL
SHOW YOU ALLEGED.

[LAUGHTER]

I'VE SEEN ENOUGH. I'VE SEEN ENOUGH.

WOULD YOU GET ME
THE PRESIDENT, PLEASE? WOULD YOU GET ME
THE PRESIDENT, PLEASE?

SO FAR, SHE'S GOT
WORKING WOMEN,

SMALL-TOWN FOLKS,
SENIOR CITIZENS, SMALL-TOWN FOLKS,
SENIOR CITIZENS,

GAYS,
LAW-AND-ORDERS.

BASEBALL FANS, BAR FLIES,
AND ANIMAL LOVERS! BASEBALL FANS, BAR FLIES,
AND ANIMAL LOVERS!

MARGARET! MARGARET!

GET THE LINE
TO THE HOSPITAL. GET THE LINE
TO THE HOSPITAL.

PATCH IT THROUGH NOW!

SHE REALLY IS
SOMETHING. SHE REALLY IS
SOMETHING.

TO TELL THE TRUTH, I'D
NEVER HEARD OF THE EMIR. TO TELL THE TRUTH, I'D
NEVER HEARD OF THE EMIR.

I WASN'T REALLY RISKING
MY LIFE FOR THE EMIR.

I THOUGHT HE WAS
SHOOTING THE PRESIDENT. I THOUGHT HE WAS
SHOOTING THE PRESIDENT.

HAVE HIM CALL NOW.

HE'S TALKING. HE'S TALKING.

I DIDN'T SAY GIVE.
I SAID RISK.

HE IS OUR PRESIDENT. HE IS OUR PRESIDENT.

NO, SIR.

TV: DO YOU SUPPORT
THE PRESIDENT'S POSITION-- TV: DO YOU SUPPORT
THE PRESIDENT'S POSITION--

YES, SIR.

Sunny: WAIT A MINUTE. Sunny: WAIT A MINUTE.

BUT DO YOU SUPPORT
THE PRESIDENT GENERALLY?

DO YOU THINK HE'S
DOING A GOOD JOB? DO YOU THINK HE'S
DOING A GOOD JOB?

HE'S PAID
MORE THAN I AM,

SO HE MUST BE
DOING SOMETHING RIGHT. SO HE MUST BE
DOING SOMETHING RIGHT.

CALL!

DID YOU VOTE
FOR THE PRESIDENT? DID YOU VOTE
FOR THE PRESIDENT?

ACTUALLY,
I NEVER VOTED.

DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF
REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF
REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?

I CONSIDER MYSELF
TO BE JUST AN AMERICAN. I CONSIDER MYSELF
TO BE JUST AN AMERICAN.

TELL HIM TO MAKE
THE GODDAMN CALL! TELL HIM TO MAKE
THE GODDAMN CALL!

THERE'S
A CALL HERE. THERE'S
A CALL HERE.

YOU MAY WANT
TO LISTEN.

WHO IS IT? WHO IS IT?

HELLO? HELLO?

MR. PRESIDENT?

OH, IT'S
THE PRESIDENT! OH, IT'S
THE PRESIDENT!

FROM WASHINGTON, D.C.,
CNN NEWS' TOP STORY.

I'D LIKE TO TELL EVERYBODY
IN AMERICA I'D LIKE TO TELL EVERYBODY
IN AMERICA

THAT THIS IS ABSOLUTELY
THE BEST PLACE TO COME

IF YOU'RE EVER
SHOT IN THE [BLEEP]. IF YOU'RE EVER
SHOT IN THE [BLEEP].

TONIGHT,
SUNNY DAVIS SPEAKS UP. TONIGHT,
SUNNY DAVIS SPEAKS UP.

HI, GRANDMA!

SUNNY ON MONDAY AT 7:30. SUNNY ON MONDAY AT 7:30.

FROM HOLLYWOOD,
THE TONIGHT SHOW,

STARRING JOHNNY CARSON! STARRING JOHNNY CARSON!

TONIGHT, JOHNNY'S ONE AND
ONLY GUEST SUNNY DAVIS. TONIGHT, JOHNNY'S ONE AND
ONLY GUEST SUNNY DAVIS.

SHE'S GOT
THE GUN HERE, SEE?

NOW, RUN IT, PLEASE. NOW, RUN IT, PLEASE.

NOW SHE'S OPENING
HER MOUTH, SEE? NOW SHE'S OPENING
HER MOUTH, SEE?

SHE'S REALLY
DETERMINED HERE.

SHE BITES HIM HERE.
HE SCREAMS AND-- SHE BITES HIM HERE.
HE SCREAMS AND--

COMING UP...SAINTS,
SINNERS, AND SUNNY DAVIS. COMING UP...SAINTS,
SINNERS, AND SUNNY DAVIS.

GOOD EVENING.
TONIGHT'S LEAD STORY--

SUNNY DAVIS'
SUDDEN CELEBRITY. SUNNY DAVIS'
SUDDEN CELEBRITY.

WOULD YOU
DO THIS AGAIN?

STAY TUNED.
THE NEWS CONTINUES. STAY TUNED.
THE NEWS CONTINUES.

LEF.

OH, ABSOLUTELY,
YOUR MAJESTY. OH, ABSOLUTELY,
YOUR MAJESTY.

NO PROBLEM. NO PROBLEM.

AND WE GET THE BASE. AND WE GET THE BASE.

HE REALLY SAID THAT?

YES, MARIETTA.
HE REALLY SAID THAT. YES, MARIETTA.
HE REALLY SAID THAT.

WELL,
I'M CONVINCED.

ARE WE BEING
FAIR TO HER? ARE WE BEING
FAIR TO HER?

IT'S AN EXTREMELY
VOLATILE SITUATION, IT'S AN EXTREMELY
VOLATILE SITUATION,

AND SHE'S A TOTALLY
INEXPERIENCED--

SHE'S SOME LITTLE
DRINK HUSTLER. SHE'S SOME LITTLE
DRINK HUSTLER.

YOU THINK
SHE'LL SAY NO? YOU THINK
SHE'LL SAY NO?

COFFEE, GENTLEMEN.

SHOULDN'T THE PRESIDENT
BE IN ON THIS? SHOULDN'T THE PRESIDENT
BE IN ON THIS?

I DON'T THINK SO,
MICHAEL.

YOU'RE RIGHT, MARIETTA. YOU'RE RIGHT, MARIETTA.

WE CAN HANDLE THIS.
BESIDES, IT'S ALMOST 9:30. WE CAN HANDLE THIS.
BESIDES, IT'S ALMOST 9:30.

THE PRESIDENT HAS
RETIRED.

HE HAS A DIFFICULT
DAY TOMORROW. HE HAS A DIFFICULT
DAY TOMORROW.

YEAH, HE HAS TO
GET UP...EARLY. YEAH, HE HAS TO
GET UP...EARLY.

WHO CAN WE GET TO TALK
TO THE GIRL AND IMPRESS HER? WHO CAN WE GET TO TALK
TO THE GIRL AND IMPRESS HER?

LET'S THINK. LET'S THINK.

THERE MUST BE SOMEONE

WHO IS REASONABLY
GOOD-NATURED, WHO IS REASONABLY
GOOD-NATURED,

HAS A RELATIVELY HIGH TV-Q, HAS A RELATIVELY HIGH TV-Q,

AND ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING IMPORTANT TO DO. AND ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING IMPORTANT TO DO.

TOM,
IT'S THE FIRST TIME

ANYONE AS HIGHLY RANKED
AS THE VICE PRESIDENT ANYONE AS HIGHLY RANKED
AS THE VICE PRESIDENT

HAS VISITED OUR CITY.

OF COURSE, THE GOVERNOR
IS HERE ALL THE TIME OF COURSE, THE GOVERNOR
IS HERE ALL THE TIME

TO VISIT
HIS SISTER CLARA.

WE'RE PROUD
OF THAT, LAUREL. WE'RE PROUD
OF THAT, LAUREL.

THE COUGAR BAND'S
COMING AROUND THE CORNER

AT MAIN AND SUPERIOR. AT MAIN AND SUPERIOR.

RIGHT PAST
SCHMITTER'S HARDWARE.

SUNNY DAVIS GRADUATED IN
THE TOP 75% OF HER CLASS. SUNNY DAVIS GRADUATED IN
THE TOP 75% OF HER CLASS.

AT DIAMOND JUNCTION HIGH,
SHE WAS A PEP GIRL AT DIAMOND JUNCTION HIGH,
SHE WAS A PEP GIRL

AND IN
THE HAIRDRESSING CLUB.

LAUREL, WHY DON'T YOU
DESCRIBE THE FASHIONS HERE? LAUREL, WHY DON'T YOU
DESCRIBE THE FASHIONS HERE?

OK. SUNNY DAVIS
HAS A RED SMOCK. OK. SUNNY DAVIS
HAS A RED SMOCK.

THE VICE PRESIDENT'S
WEARING A SUIT. THE VICE PRESIDENT'S
WEARING A SUIT.

OH, THERE'S
MAYOR BARRENHOLZ.

HE'LL BE GIVING SUNNY DIAMOND
JUNCTION'S UNIQUE VERSION HE'LL BE GIVING SUNNY DIAMOND
JUNCTION'S UNIQUE VERSION

OF THE KEY TO OUR CITY,
THE GOLD CHAIN SAW, OF THE KEY TO OUR CITY,
THE GOLD CHAIN SAW,

WITH, OF COURSE, SUNNY'S
NAME ENGRAVED ON THE BLADE.

COURTESY OF
SCHMITTER'S HARDWARE, COURTESY OF
SCHMITTER'S HARDWARE,

CORNER OF MAIN
AND SUPERIOR.

[THUNDER] [THUNDER]

OH, HURRY!
WE'RE GETTING WET.

CAN I HELP? CAN I HELP?

AH-CHOO!

BLESS YOU. BLESS YOU.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

COME ON, BOY.
COME ON.

HERE IT IS. HERE IT IS.

COME ON. HERE IT IS. COME ON. HERE IT IS.

HERE YOU GO, BOY.

HEY!

COME ON,
GIVE IT TO ME. COME ON,
GIVE IT TO ME.

YOO-HOO!

WHAT DO YOU THINK? WHAT DO YOU THINK?

OH, REALLY FINE. OH, REALLY FINE.

HONEST?

ABSOLUTELY.
I DO. ABSOLUTELY.
I DO.

IT'S LIKE A REAL
PROFESSIONAL JOB.

ARE YOU SERIOUS? ARE YOU SERIOUS?

MY OWN CLEANERS
BACK IN D.C.-- MY OWN CLEANERS
BACK IN D.C.--

WHICH ONES?

TOP HAT AND TAILS
EXPRESS. TOP HAT AND TAILS
EXPRESS.

OR FOURTH STREET
NEAR THE COURT THERE?

YES.

THEY'RE TERRIBLE.
THEY RUINED A BLOUSE OF MINE. THEY'RE TERRIBLE.
THEY RUINED A BLOUSE OF MINE.

IT WAS VERY
DELICATE MATERIAL.

IT WAS VERY FRAGILE. IT WAS VERY FRAGILE.

YES.

AND THEY RIPPED IT
TO SHREDS. AND THEY RIPPED IT
TO SHREDS.

REALLY?

SHREDS. SHREDS.

IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE
WHAT SO-CALLED PROFESSIONALS IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE
WHAT SO-CALLED PROFESSIONALS

WILL DO SOMETIMES,
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

I THINK SO. YES. I THINK SO. YES.

BECAUSE
PROFESSIONALS... BECAUSE
PROFESSIONALS...

WELL, THEY DON'T
ALWAYS CARE.

ANYWAY... ANYWAY...

I'LL TAKE THEM
FOR YOU. I'LL TAKE THEM
FOR YOU.

I'LL DO THE CUFFS.

IT'S NOT REALLY
NECESSARY.

NECESSARY? THIS IS
AN HONOR FOR ME. NECESSARY? THIS IS
AN HONOR FOR ME.

IT'S ANOTHER
MAJOR EVENT IN MY LIFE. IT'S ANOTHER
MAJOR EVENT IN MY LIFE.

THIS IS IMPRESSIVE,
MRS. DAVIS.

THANK YOU.

ISN'T THIS IMPRESSIVE,
MICHAEL?

IT CERTAINLY IS,
SIR. IT CERTAINLY IS,
SIR.

JUST WHAT IS
THAT VEGETABLE DISH? JUST WHAT IS
THAT VEGETABLE DISH?

THAT'S ANOTHER ONE
OF DAD'S INVENTIONS.

ASPARABARB. ASPARABARB.

HOW'S THAT?

IT'S A CROSS BETWEEN
ASPARAGUS AND RHUBARB. IT'S A CROSS BETWEEN
ASPARAGUS AND RHUBARB.

LOOKS LIKE HELL,
BUT IT'S DELICIOUS.

OOH, I'LL BET
IT IS. OOH, I'LL BET
IT IS.

MR. DAVIS HAS DEVELOPED
SOME ORIGINAL NOTIONS. MR. DAVIS HAS DEVELOPED
SOME ORIGINAL NOTIONS.

AFTER DINNER, I'LL
SHOW YOU SOMETHING AFTER DINNER, I'LL
SHOW YOU SOMETHING

THAT'LL KNOCK
YOUR SOCKS OFF.

REALLY? WHAT? REALLY? WHAT?

NOT NOW, DEAR.

IT COULD HALVE
WATER BILLS. IT COULD HALVE
WATER BILLS.

AFTER DINNER, DAD.

50% ON WATER BILLS?

I'D BE INTERESTED
IN THAT. I'D BE INTERESTED
IN THAT.

IT'S AN ELECTRIC
TOILET. IT'S AN ELECTRIC
TOILET.

AH.

YOU WON'T FORGET
THE EXPERIENCE. YOU WON'T FORGET
THE EXPERIENCE.

LATER, DAD. LATER, DAD.

[BARKING]

POPCORN!

POPCORN! POPCORN!

DON'T JUMP ON THE NICE
MR. VICE PRESIDENT. DON'T JUMP ON THE NICE
MR. VICE PRESIDENT.

AH!

SHOULD I GET RID
OF HIM?

NOT AT ALL. NOT AT ALL.

AH, NICE DOG.

WHY DO YOU
CALL HIM POPCORN?

THAT WAS
HIS FATHER'S NAME. THAT WAS
HIS FATHER'S NAME.

AH, YES.
OF COURSE. AH, YES.
OF COURSE.

LET'S TALK
ABOUT THE FUTURE.

OK.

FIRST OF ALL,
HOW IS, UH... FIRST OF ALL,
HOW IS, UH...

OH, GOOD AS NEW. OH, GOOD AS NEW.

YOU'D HAVE TO LOOK VERY
CLOSE TO SEE THE SCAR. YOU'D HAVE TO LOOK VERY
CLOSE TO SEE THE SCAR.

WELL, I'LL TAKE
YOUR WORD FOR IT.

SUNNY...

WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS? WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS?

I DON'T HAVE ANY. I DON'T HAVE ANY.

WELL, I HAVE A JOB
AT THE SAFARI CLUB,

AND LOU, HE'S MY BOSS, AND LOU, HE'S MY BOSS,

HE'S A REALLY NICE GUY,

BUT BUSINESS
HASN'T BEEN SO HOT. BUT BUSINESS
HASN'T BEEN SO HOT.

I WAS HOPING
FOR AN ADVANCEMENT,

BUT LOU'S AUNT
WORKS THE CASH REGISTER BUT LOU'S AUNT
WORKS THE CASH REGISTER

AND HIS SISTER
IS THE HOSTESS, AND HIS SISTER
IS THE HOSTESS,

SO I'LL HAVE TO WAIT

UNTIL ONE OF THEM
QUITS OR DROPS DEAD. UNTIL ONE OF THEM
QUITS OR DROPS DEAD.

I GUESS YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT'S LIKE. I GUESS YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT'S LIKE.

SUNNY, WE WANT YOU
TO WORK WITH US. SUNNY, WE WANT YOU
TO WORK WITH US.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

YOU'VE PROVEN
YOURSELF TO BE

A TRULY VALUABLE
CITIZEN. A TRULY VALUABLE
CITIZEN.

YOU'D HELP
OUR TEAM.

ARE YOU KIDDING? ARE YOU KIDDING?

NO.

WELL, GOSH,
WHAT WOULD I DO? WELL, GOSH,
WHAT WOULD I DO?

YOU'D BE
A SPECIAL ASSISTANT

TO AMBASSADOR
ST. JOHN. TO AMBASSADOR
ST. JOHN.

YOU KNOW
WHO THAT IS?

NO, I DON'T THINK SO. NO, I DON'T THINK SO.

NO, I KNOW I DON'T KNOW.
WHO IS HE?

SHE. SHE.

SHE'S A SHE?

SHE HEADS A DEPARTMENT
OF GOVERNMENT SHE HEADS A DEPARTMENT
OF GOVERNMENT

THAT WE THINK YOU'D
BE WELL-SUITED FOR. THAT WE THINK YOU'D
BE WELL-SUITED FOR.

WHAT DEPARTMENT
IS THAT?

PROTOCOL. PROTOCOL.

PROTOCOL?

THAT'S...

GOSH, I DON'T
BELIEVE IT.

PROTOCOL? PROTOCOL?

YEAH.

PROTOCOL!

COULD, UM...

COULD YOU JUST, UM... COULD YOU JUST, UM...

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

COULD YOU WAIT HERE? COULD YOU WAIT HERE?

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

PROTOCOL. PROTOCOL.

WATCH WHEN IT'S
RUNNING.

YOU SEE THESE
COLORED WATERS-- YOU SEE THESE
COLORED WATERS--

YOU WON'T BELIEVE
WHAT JUST HAPPENED!

WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED?

P-R-O-

WHAT'S WRONG? WHAT'S WRONG?

T-O-K...

NO.
P-R-O-T-O-C... NO.
P-R-O-T-O-C...

WAIT A MINUTE.
PROTOCOL. WAIT A MINUTE.
PROTOCOL.

"THE CUSTOMS
AND REGULATIONS

"DEALING WITH THE
CEREMONIES AND ETIQUETTE "DEALING WITH THE
CEREMONIES AND ETIQUETTE

OF THE
DIPLOMATIC CORPS."

IT'S A JOB! IT'S A JOB!

WHAT KIND
OF A JOB?

THEY WANT ME
TO WORK FOR THEM! THEY WANT ME
TO WORK FOR THEM!

MAMA! MAMA!

OH, THANK YOU!

WELL, EXACTLY WHERE
WOULD I BE WORKING? WELL, EXACTLY WHERE
WOULD I BE WORKING?

THE STATE DEPARTMENT.

DOES IT PAY BY
THE HOUR, OR WHAT? DOES IT PAY BY
THE HOUR, OR WHAT?

FOR A START,
ABOUT $35,000 A YEAR. FOR A START,
ABOUT $35,000 A YEAR.

SITA, SITA.
FA DOW SITA. SITA, SITA.
FA DOW SITA.

Woman: DEAR FALCON,
PIGEON IN CAGE. Woman: DEAR FALCON,
PIGEON IN CAGE.

SIGNED, EAGLE. SIGNED, EAGLE.

SHAK FRO!
LACHI ARAH!

YA LA YA LA LA LA. YA LA YA LA LA LA.

LA LA LA LA.

UNDU LA LA. UNDU LA LA.

DAD, THESE BOOKS FROM
THE PROTOCOL DEPARTMENT DAD, THESE BOOKS FROM
THE PROTOCOL DEPARTMENT

HAVE THE WEIRDEST RULES.

"NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS
IN FRONT OF AFRICAN CHIEFS. "NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS
IN FRONT OF AFRICAN CHIEFS.

THE SOLE OF THE SHOE
IS CONSIDERED INSULTING." THE SOLE OF THE SHOE
IS CONSIDERED INSULTING."

I'LL BE
MORE CAREFUL.

YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
ALL THE RULES IN THIS BOOK. YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
ALL THE RULES IN THIS BOOK.

HALF OF THEM
DON'T MAKE SENSE. HALF OF THEM
DON'T MAKE SENSE.

I CAN'T LEARN
ALL THIS STUFF.

STOP WORRYING.
YOU'RE LIKE YOUR MOTHER. STOP WORRYING.
YOU'RE LIKE YOUR MOTHER.

YOU'LL DO OK. YOU'LL DO OK.

I HOPE
I DON'T SCREW UP.

YOU WON'T! YOU WON'T!

I WANT TO TELL YOU
I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU,

GRABBING THAT
ASSASSIN AND ALL..

YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING
LIKE THAT BEFORE. YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING
LIKE THAT BEFORE.

YOU NEVER DID ANYTHING
LIKE THAT BEFORE. YOU NEVER DID ANYTHING
LIKE THAT BEFORE.

EXCUSE ME.

HELLO, SUNNY. HELLO, SUNNY.

I'M EARL CROWE, AND I'M
REAL HAPPY YOU'RE HERE.

I'M THE DEPUTY CHIEF
OF PROTOCOL, I'M THE DEPUTY CHIEF
OF PROTOCOL,

BUT CALL ME EARL.

I'LL TAKE YOU
TO MEET THE BOSS. I'LL TAKE YOU
TO MEET THE BOSS.

MRS. ST. JOHN?

SHE'S A WILD WOMAN,
SUNNY. SHE'S A WILD WOMAN,
SUNNY.

A WILD WOMAN.
SHE'S TOUGH, BUT FAIR.

SHE WORKS 26 HOURS A DAY
AND GIVES YOU 200%. SHE WORKS 26 HOURS A DAY
AND GIVES YOU 200%. SHE WORKS 26 HOURS A DAY
AND GIVES YOU 200%.

SHE MUST BE EXHAUSTED.

SUNNY,
HOW IS THAT HIP? SUNNY,
HOW IS THAT HIP?

GREAT.

THAT'S WONDERFUL.

THE OTHER ONE THOUGH, WHERE
THE BULLET HIT, STILL ACHES. THE OTHER ONE THOUGH, WHERE
THE BULLET HIT, STILL ACHES.

THERE SHE IS.

THIS FLOWER
IS FROM EVERY ONE OF US. THIS FLOWER
IS FROM EVERY ONE OF US.

OH, THANK YOU. OH, THANK YOU.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

SUNNY,
SUNNY, SUNNY, SUNNY. SUNNY,
SUNNY, SUNNY, SUNNY.

SUNNY.

DO YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'VE DONE?

WHAT? WHAT?

YOU DON'T HAVE
THE SLIGHTEST IDEA

WHAT YOU'VE DONE? WHAT YOU'VE DONE?

I DON'T THINK SO.

YOU REALLY DON'T? YOU REALLY DON'T?

WELL, WHATEVER IT IS,
I CAN FIX IT, WELL, WHATEVER IT IS,
I CAN FIX IT,

OR CLEAN IT UP, OR... OR CLEAN IT UP, OR...

OH! SHE'S PRICELESS,
PRICELESS!

YOU BROUGHT US TOGETHER. YOU BROUGHT US TOGETHER.

I HAVE SOMETHING
THAT WILL PLEASE YOU. I HAVE SOMETHING
THAT WILL PLEASE YOU.

THIS IS WHERE
I'LL BE WORKING?

THIS IS MY PHONE. THIS IS MY PHONE.

WITH YOUR OWN
EXTENSION.

THIS IS
VERY EXCITING. THIS IS
VERY EXCITING.

I'M SURE.

YOU MUST
PREPARE YOURSELF YOU MUST
PREPARE YOURSELF

FOR ALL KINDS
OF NEW EXPERIENCES. FOR ALL KINDS
OF NEW EXPERIENCES.

I GUESS SO.

YOU MUST LEARN
TO ACCEPT YOU MUST LEARN
TO ACCEPT

NEW SIGHTS,
NEW SOUNDS,

NEW EXOTIC FRAGRANCES,
SO TO SPEAK. NEW EXOTIC FRAGRANCES,
SO TO SPEAK.

AMBASSADOR ST. JOHN,
YOUR AUSTRIAN CALL. AMBASSADOR ST. JOHN,
YOUR AUSTRIAN CALL.

YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED
FROM YOUR TRIP, YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED
FROM YOUR TRIP,

SO GO HOME AND REST.

THE LIMOUSINE WILL
PICK YOU UP AT 7:00. THE LIMOUSINE WILL
PICK YOU UP AT 7:00.

WHAT LIMOUSINE
IS THAT, MA'AM? WHAT LIMOUSINE
IS THAT, MA'AM?

TONIGHT'S RECEPTION
WILL BE QUITE FORMAL,

SO WEAR
SOMETHING...PRETTY. SO WEAR
SOMETHING...PRETTY.

SUNNY, I THINK
YOU WILL HAVE SUNNY, I THINK
YOU WILL HAVE

A REMARKABLE
FUTURE...

EVEN SOONER
THAN YOU THINK. EVEN SOONER
THAN YOU THINK.

THEY TALK FUNNY.

FUNNY HOW? FUNNY HOW?

THEY SOUND LIKE
THEY'RE SAYING THINGS

THAT THEY'RE NOT
REALLY SAYING. THAT THEY'RE NOT
REALLY SAYING.

I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT.

JERRY,
TELL ME THE TRUTH...

AM I ONE OF THOSE,
"YEAH, SHE'S FUN, AM I ONE OF THOSE,
"YEAH, SHE'S FUN, AM I ONE OF THOSE,
"YEAH, SHE'S FUN,

"SHE'S GOT A GREAT
SENSE OF HUMOR,

BUT SHE'S NOT
VERY BRIGHT"
KIND OF PEOPLE? BUT SHE'S NOT
VERY BRIGHT"
KIND OF PEOPLE?

SUNNY,
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

YOU'RE VERY BRIGHT
KIND OF PEOPLE. YOU'RE VERY BRIGHT
KIND OF PEOPLE.

OH, THANK YOU. OH, THANK YOU.

[APPLAUSE]

SUNNY, WHAT WILL YOU
BE DOING, SPECIFICALLY? SUNNY, WHAT WILL YOU
BE DOING, SPECIFICALLY?

SPECIFICALLY,
I DON'T KNOW,

BUT IT WILL INCLUDE
A LOT OF NEW SIGHTS BUT IT WILL INCLUDE
A LOT OF NEW SIGHTS

AND NEW
EXOTIC FRAGRANCES. AND NEW
EXOTIC FRAGRANCES.

IS THAT YOUR OWN LINE
OF FRAGRANCES? IS THAT YOUR OWN LINE
OF FRAGRANCES?

OH!

JOHN J. HILLEY,
WHITE HOUSE. JOHN J. HILLEY,
WHITE HOUSE.

SUNNY DAVIS.

PAT HASSLER. PAT HASSLER.

SUNNY DAVIS.

I HAVE A PERSONAL MESSAGE
FROM THE PRESIDENT. I HAVE A PERSONAL MESSAGE
FROM THE PRESIDENT.

YOU'RE KIDDING.

HE'S EXTREMELY PROUD
YOU'RE WITH US. HE'S EXTREMELY PROUD
YOU'RE WITH US.

REALLY?

YES, AND HE KNOWS
YOU'LL DO YES, AND HE KNOWS
YOU'LL DO

WHATEVER
YOUR COUNTRY ASKS. WHATEVER
YOUR COUNTRY ASKS.

WOW!

SUNNY!

MR. CROWE! MR. CROWE!

HOW REALLY...
INTERESTING YOU LOOK.

I WANT YOU TO MEET
THE BELGIAN AMBASSADOR. I WANT YOU TO MEET
THE BELGIAN AMBASSADOR.

THIS IS SUNNY DAVIS,
YOUR EXCELLENCY. THIS IS SUNNY DAVIS,
YOUR EXCELLENCY.

BRAVO, SUNNY.

OH, BRAVO,
YOUR EXCELLENCY. OH, BRAVO,
YOUR EXCELLENCY.

AND YOU, TOO, MA'AM.

YOU HAVE
A GREAT COUNTRY. YOU HAVE
A GREAT COUNTRY.

THAT'S THE GIRL. THAT'S THE GIRL.

HAVE YOU BEEN
TO BELGIUM?

NO, ACTUALLY I HAVEN'T
BEEN ANYWHERE. NO, ACTUALLY I HAVEN'T
BEEN ANYWHERE.

I MEAN, OUTSIDE
OF THIS COUNTRY. I MEAN, OUTSIDE
OF THIS COUNTRY.

I WAS IN CANADA ONCE,

BUT THAT DOESN'T COUNT.
IT'S ATTACHED.

SUNNY DAVIS? SUNNY DAVIS?

YES.

IS SOMETHING WRONG? IS SOMETHING WRONG?

SHOULD I GET MY COAT?

WELCOME BACK. WELCOME BACK.

HI! GOSH, THANK YOU!

GUYS, I'M A PERSONAL
FRIEND OF THE EMIR. GUYS, I'M A PERSONAL
FRIEND OF THE EMIR.

[CHANTING] [CHANTING]

SUNNY.

YOU SCARED ME! YOU SCARED ME!

SUNNY, DEAR. HAVE YOU
EVER MET A WISE MAN? SUNNY, DEAR. HAVE YOU
EVER MET A WISE MAN?

PERSONALLY,
YOU MEAN? PERSONALLY,
YOU MEAN?

YES, PERSONALLY.

WELL, LIKE HOW WISE? WELL, LIKE HOW WISE?

VERY, VERY WISE.

HAVE YOU HEARD OF
BABBA NOKDA NONDO? HAVE YOU HEARD OF
BABBA NOKDA NONDO?

HE LIVED IN A CAVE
NEAR SALEM,

AND HE ONLY ATE THINGS
OFF THE GROUND. AND HE ONLY ATE THINGS
OFF THE GROUND.

ME AND MY COUSIN
MADGE SAW HIM ME AND MY COUSIN
MADGE SAW HIM

HAVE THIS OUT-OF-BODY
EXPERIENCE. HAVE THIS OUT-OF-BODY
EXPERIENCE.

ALL RIGHT!

THAT'S VERY
INTERESTING, DEAR. THAT'S VERY
INTERESTING, DEAR.

BUT THE POINT IS,

I WOULD LIKE YOU
TO MEET SOMEONE I WOULD LIKE YOU
TO MEET SOMEONE

WHO'S VERY,
VERY IMPORTANT,

THE NAWAF AL KABEER. THE NAWAF AL KABEER.

WOW. WOW.

HE'S THE CHIEF TEMPORAL
ADVISER TO THE EMIR HE'S THE CHIEF TEMPORAL
ADVISER TO THE EMIR

ON MORAL
AND ETHICAL MATTERS.

HE HAS TRANSCENDENT
SPIRITUAL POWER. HE HAS TRANSCENDENT
SPIRITUAL POWER.

HE CAN SEE STRAIGHT
INTO YOUR THOUGHTS. HE CAN SEE STRAIGHT
INTO YOUR THOUGHTS.

MAY I PRESENT
MISS SUNNY DAVIS. MAY I PRESENT
MISS SUNNY DAVIS.

WELL, MR. NAWAF,

THIS IS A REAL
NATURAL HIGH FOR ME. THIS IS A REAL
NATURAL HIGH FOR ME.

BEDIK SALIL. BEDIK SALIL.

LETHEE SYAHSEIL
KABIL. LETHEE SYAHSEIL
KABIL.

IT MEANS,

BLESSED ARE
THE SMALL ONES, BLESSED ARE
THE SMALL ONES,

WHO SHALL BE
MADE LARGE.

I SEE.
I COULDN'T AGREE MORE. I SEE.
I COULDN'T AGREE MORE.

YOU KNOW, I READ-- YOU KNOW, I READ--

AL HABDUL
LELAH.

WHAT IS IT?

IT MEANS,
PRAISE BE TO GOD. IT MEANS,
PRAISE BE TO GOD.

OH, YES. OH, YES.

SUNNY DAVIS.

SUNNY DAVIS. SUNNY DAVIS.

YES?

MY CHILD,
HOW OLD ARE YOU? MY CHILD,
HOW OLD ARE YOU?

32.

HMM. HMM.

33. 33.

YOU HAVE BECOME,
THROUGH YOUR BRAVERY,

PART OF THE HISTORY
OF MY COUNTRY. PART OF THE HISTORY
OF MY COUNTRY.

THAT'S VERY
FLATTERING, BUT-- THAT'S VERY
FLATTERING, BUT--

SUNNY DAVIS.

SUNNY DAVIS.

YES. YES.

OUR CHILDREN
PRAISE YOUR NAME.

YOU'RE KIDDING! OH! YOU'RE KIDDING! OH!

OUR BELOVED EMIR
KHALED ABIN ABDUL MAJID OUR BELOVED EMIR
KHALED ABIN ABDUL MAJID

REMEMBERS YOU
IN HIS PRAYERS

AND HOPES THAT
UNTIL YOU COME TO HIM, AND HOPES THAT
UNTIL YOU COME TO HIM,

UNTIL YOU ARE
WITH US-- UNTIL YOU ARE
WITH US--

WAIT.
WHO'S COMING WHERE?

YOU WILL ACCEPT, YOU WILL ACCEPT,

AS EVIDENCE OF HIS AFFECTION,
THIS SIMPLE GIFT. AS EVIDENCE OF HIS AFFECTION,
THIS SIMPLE GIFT.

HONEST,
IT'S NOT NECESSARY.

THIS MISERABLE TOKEN
OF HIS ESTEEM. THIS MISERABLE TOKEN
OF HIS ESTEEM.

HOW MISERABLE?

SUNNY DAVIS, SUNNY DAVIS,

JAMIL A JEDEN.
JAMIL A JEDEN. JAMIL A JEDEN.
JAMIL A JEDEN.

ROLLS ROYCE.

PLEASE. PLEASE.

SUNNY,
CAN YOU TELL US-- SUNNY,
CAN YOU TELL US--

WE ARE VERY, VERY PROUD
OF OUR DEAR SUNNY. WE ARE VERY, VERY PROUD
OF OUR DEAR SUNNY.

WE REMAIN CONFIDENT
ABOUT SUNNY'S FUTURE, WE REMAIN CONFIDENT
ABOUT SUNNY'S FUTURE,

WHETHER IT IS WITH US
OR ELSEWHERE, WHETHER IT IS WITH US
OR ELSEWHERE,

THAT RELATIONS BETWEEN
SUNNY AND THE EMIR

WILL REFLECT THE WARMTH
AND AFFECTION WILL REFLECT THE WARMTH
AND AFFECTION

OUR 2 COUNTRIES
HOLD FOR EACH OTHER. OUR 2 COUNTRIES
HOLD FOR EACH OTHER.

THANK YOU.

NO. I'D LIKE
TO SAY SOMETHING. NO. I'D LIKE
TO SAY SOMETHING.

UM, I'D LIKE TO SAY UM, I'D LIKE TO SAY

THAT I THINK THE EMIR
IS A GREAT GUY.

MR. AL KABEER
AND HIS FRIENDS, MR. AL KABEER
AND HIS FRIENDS,

WELL, I'VE NEVER MET
NICER FOREIGN PEOPLE. WELL, I'VE NEVER MET
NICER FOREIGN PEOPLE.

THAT CAR IS THE PRETTIEST
THING I'VE EVER SEEN, THAT CAR IS THE PRETTIEST
THING I'VE EVER SEEN,

AND IT GIVES ME A HEADACHE
TO TELL YOU AND IT GIVES ME A HEADACHE
TO TELL YOU

AS A GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE
I WILL TRANSFER OWNERSHIP

TO THE GENERAL SERVICES
ADMINISTRATION, TO THE GENERAL SERVICES
ADMINISTRATION,

AND INCLUDE IT IN A LIST

OF FOREIGN GIFTS TO
A GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL OF FOREIGN GIFTS TO
A GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL

IN THE MONTHLY
PROTOCOL REPORT, IN THE MONTHLY
PROTOCOL REPORT,

IN ACCORDANCE WITH FEDERAL
REGISTRY ORDER 327.

Woman: THAT'S CRAZY.
I'D NEVER DO THAT. Woman: THAT'S CRAZY.
I'D NEVER DO THAT.

[APPLAUSE] [APPLAUSE]

TV: THE ROLLS ROYCE WILL BE SENT
TO THE FEDERAL REPOSITORY. TV: THE ROLLS ROYCE WILL BE SENT
TO THE FEDERAL REPOSITORY. TV: THE ROLLS ROYCE WILL BE SENT
TO THE FEDERAL REPOSITORY.

THE SECRETARY
OF TRANSPORTATION

ANNOUNCED HE WOULD
TAKE CHARGE ANNOUNCED HE WOULD
TAKE CHARGE

OF THE $119,000 CAR
PERSONALLY.

Hilley: IT DOESN'T MEAN SHE
TURNED DOWN YOUR PROPOSAL. Hilley: IT DOESN'T MEAN SHE
TURNED DOWN YOUR PROPOSAL.

HAL DAM! HAL DAM!

TIAH! TIAH!
AMI HALLA GOON VILNON HAMMA! TIAH! TIAH!
AMI HALLA GOON VILNON HAMMA!

HOW ANGRY WAS HE?

HE WAS CURSING
IN 4 LANGUAGES. HE WAS CURSING
IN 4 LANGUAGES.

LET'S REVIEW
OUR OPTIONS.

WE COULD TELL THE GIRL
THE SITUATION. WE COULD TELL THE GIRL
THE SITUATION.

THROW OURSELVES
ON HER MERCY? THROW OURSELVES
ON HER MERCY?

NO, APPEAL
TO HER PATRIOTISM. NO, APPEAL
TO HER PATRIOTISM.

IT'S TOO RISKY.

LARGE GAINS
DEMAND LARGE RISKS. LARGE GAINS
DEMAND LARGE RISKS.

I THINK SHE'LL BE ABLE
TO HANDLE HERSELF, I THINK SHE'LL BE ABLE
TO HANDLE HERSELF,

JUDGING FROM
LAST NIGHT'S PERFORMANCE.

IF YOU HADN'T GIVEN HER
ALL THOSE MANUALS... IF YOU HADN'T GIVEN HER
ALL THOSE MANUALS...

SHE'S NOT AS UNINTELLIGENT
AS YOU THINK. SHE'S NOT AS UNINTELLIGENT
AS YOU THINK.

OR PERHAPS WE'RE NOT
AS CLEVER AS WE THINK. OR PERHAPS WE'RE NOT
AS CLEVER AS WE THINK.

WE?

I'M SURE SHE WILL
MAKE THE SENSIBLE CHOICE I'M SURE SHE WILL
MAKE THE SENSIBLE CHOICE I'M SURE SHE WILL
MAKE THE SENSIBLE CHOICE

WHEN THE TIME COMES.

UNTIL THEN,
JUST KEEP HER BUSY. UNTIL THEN,
JUST KEEP HER BUSY.

AND OUT OF TROUBLE.

READY, LOAD.
PRESENT ARMS!

YOUR MAJESTY. YOUR MAJESTY.

EXCUSE ME.

MY CAR BROKE DOWN. MY CAR BROKE DOWN.

ON BEHALF
OF THE PRESIDENT, WELCOME. ON BEHALF
OF THE PRESIDENT, WELCOME.

FIRE!

AAH! GUNS!
HIT THE DECK! AAH! GUNS!
HIT THE DECK!

ALLIFIH!

I THOUGHT
WE WERE BEING ATTACKED! I THOUGHT
WE WERE BEING ATTACKED!

[VIOLIN MUSIC]

Radio: ♪ BABY ♪

♪ DON'T STOP ♪

♪ MY WHOLE WORLD
IS GOIN' CRAZY ♪ ♪ MY WHOLE WORLD
IS GOIN' CRAZY ♪

♪ I CAN'T FIGHT THIS ♪

♪ NO, BABE ♪ ♪ NO, BABE ♪

♪ OH, NO, BABY ♪ ♪ OH, NO, BABY ♪

♪ NO ♪

♪ YOU KNOW
YOU END UP ON GO... ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW
YOU END UP ON GO... ♪

YOU SAID IT
WAS A BARBECUE. YOU SAID IT
WAS A BARBECUE.

LET'S BE ABSOLUTELY CLEAR
ABOUT PROCEDURE. LET'S BE ABSOLUTELY CLEAR
ABOUT PROCEDURE.

I THINK I'VE GOT IT.

WHEN
THE LIMOUSINE STOPS,

I GET OUT
ON THE LEFT SIDE. I GET OUT
ON THE LEFT SIDE.

RIGHT.

THE RIGHT? THE RIGHT?

I MEAN, CORRECT.
IT'S THE LEFT.

I OPEN THE RIGHT DOOR,
HELP THE AMBASSADOR OUT, I OPEN THE RIGHT DOOR,
HELP THE AMBASSADOR OUT, I OPEN THE RIGHT DOOR,
HELP THE AMBASSADOR OUT,

AND PRESENT HIM
TO VICE PRESIDENT MERCK.

CORRECT. CORRECT.

SHE'S LATE.

WELL, HERE WE ARE. WELL, HERE WE ARE.

NOW, LEFT.

LEFT SIDE. LEFT SIDE.

THIS IS THE LEFT.

St. John: WE'RE TRAINING HER
TO BE A PRINCESS, St. John: WE'RE TRAINING HER
TO BE A PRINCESS,

NOT COURT JESTER! NOT COURT JESTER!

A FEW MORE DAYS,
ONLY A FEW. A FEW MORE DAYS,
ONLY A FEW.

GOD KNOWS
WHAT SHE COULD DO! GOD KNOWS
WHAT SHE COULD DO!

"HOW DO YOU DO,
YOUR GRACE? "HOW DO YOU DO,
YOUR GRACE?

"THANK YOU
VERY MUCH, BARONESS.

"I'M HONORED TO MEET
YOU, YOUR EXCELLENCY. "I'M HONORED TO MEET
YOU, YOUR EXCELLENCY. "I'M HONORED TO MEET
YOU, YOUR EXCELLENCY.

GOOD NIGHT, KNIGHT."

GOOD NIGHT-NIGHT? GOOD NIGHT-NIGHT?

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

HELLO?

YEAH,
HOLD ON A MINUTE. YEAH,
HOLD ON A MINUTE.

SUNNY,
IT'S FOR YOU.

OH, THANKS. OH, THANKS.

HELLO?

OH, HI, MR. CROWE. OH, HI, MR. CROWE.

YEAH,
THE QUEEN OF DUBAI. YEAH,
THE QUEEN OF DUBAI.

OK. I'LL BE THERE.
DON'T YOU WORRY. OK. I'LL BE THERE.
DON'T YOU WORRY.

BYE. BYE.

YOU KNOW MORE QUEENS
THAN I DO.

OH, BEN!

THIS IS THE NATIONAL
ARCHIVES BUILDING. THIS IS THE NATIONAL
ARCHIVES BUILDING.

YOU KNOW, IT HOLDS
THE DECLARATION
OF INDEPENDENCE, YOU KNOW, IT HOLDS
THE DECLARATION
OF INDEPENDENCE,

THE CONSTITUTION,
THE BILL OF RIGHTS. THE CONSTITUTION,
THE BILL OF RIGHTS.

IT'S REALLY PRETTY,
ISN'T IT? IT'S REALLY PRETTY,
ISN'T IT?

OH, I HAVE THE NAPKINS
THAT MATCH YOUR HAT. OH, I HAVE THE NAPKINS
THAT MATCH YOUR HAT.

I'VE NEVER READ
THE CONSTITUTION. I'VE NEVER READ
THE CONSTITUTION.

THIS WILL BE FUN
FOR ALL OF US. THIS WILL BE FUN
FOR ALL OF US.

AND THIS IS WHERE
WE ENCASE

ALL OF OUR
PRECIOUS DOCUMENTS. ALL OF OUR
PRECIOUS DOCUMENTS.

AND THIS IS, UM... AND THIS IS, UM...

THE CONSTITUTION.

VERY OLD.

THIS IS THE DECLARATION
OF INDEPENDENCE. THIS IS THE DECLARATION
OF INDEPENDENCE.

CAN YOU READ THAT? CAN YOU READ THAT?

"WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS
TO BE SELF-EVIDENT, "WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS
TO BE SELF-EVIDENT,

"THAT ALL MEN
ARE CREATED EQUAL, "THAT ALL MEN
ARE CREATED EQUAL,

"THAT THEY ARE ENDOWED
BY THEIR CREATOR "THAT THEY ARE ENDOWED
BY THEIR CREATOR

"WITH CERTAIN
INALIENABLE RIGHTS, "WITH CERTAIN
INALIENABLE RIGHTS,

"THAT AMONG THESE
ARE LIFE, LIBERTY, "THAT AMONG THESE
ARE LIFE, LIBERTY,

"AND THE PURSUIT
OF HAPPINESS. "AND THE PURSUIT
OF HAPPINESS.

"THAT TO SECURE
THESE RIGHTS, "THAT TO SECURE
THESE RIGHTS,

"GOVERNMENTS ARE
INSTITUTED AMONG MEN,

"DERIVING
THEIR JUST POWERS "DERIVING
THEIR JUST POWERS

FROM THE CONSENT
OF THE GOVERNED." FROM THE CONSENT
OF THE GOVERNED."

VERY
INTERESTING.

WE'RE REAL PROUD
OF THAT. WE'RE REAL PROUD
OF THAT.

WHAT'S WRONG?
YOU SICK? WHAT'S WRONG?
YOU SICK?

NO, THEY CLOSED
THE BOOKSTORE.

THAT LOOKS GOOD.
COULD YOU MAKE ME ONE? THAT LOOKS GOOD.
COULD YOU MAKE ME ONE?

I THOUGHT YOU HAD
A LUNCHEON. I THOUGHT YOU HAD
A LUNCHEON.

THEY SERVED FOOD
I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE. THEY SERVED FOOD
I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE.

THE MAIN COURSE
WAS ALIVE.

SEE ANYONE FAMOUS? SEE ANYONE FAMOUS?

A SENATOR WHO PUT
HIS HAND ON MY LEG. A SENATOR WHO PUT
HIS HAND ON MY LEG.

WHICH ONE?

THE RIGHT ONE. THE RIGHT ONE.

NO, NO.
WHICH SENATOR?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT YOU HAD
TO APPRECIATE HIS ENERGY. I DON'T KNOW, BUT YOU HAD
TO APPRECIATE HIS ENERGY.

HE WAS EATING,
COPPING A FEEL,

AND TALKING ABOUT
FISCAL IRRESPONSIBILITY. AND TALKING ABOUT
FISCAL IRRESPONSIBILITY. AND TALKING ABOUT
FISCAL IRRESPONSIBILITY.

I GOT TO GO.

HOW DO THEY
RUN THE COUNTRY? HOW DO THEY
RUN THE COUNTRY?

THEY'RE SO BUSY
GOING TO RECEPTIONS. THEY'RE SO BUSY
GOING TO RECEPTIONS.

BUT ARE YOU
HAVING FUN?

I'M HAVING
A GREAT TIME. I'M HAVING
A GREAT TIME.

I'M MAKING MISTAKES,
BUT THEY DON'T MIND. I'M MAKING MISTAKES,
BUT THEY DON'T MIND.

I WONDER WHY
THAT IS.

MAYBE THEY JUST
LIKE YOU. MAYBE THEY JUST
LIKE YOU.

YEAH, MAYBE.

DONNA? DONNA?

DONNA!

COULD YOU BEEP
YOUR HORN, PLEASE? COULD YOU BEEP
YOUR HORN, PLEASE?

[HONK HONK]

GOD, SUNNY! GOD, SUNNY!

OH, SUNNY.

OH, GOD... OH, GOD...

HI, SWEETIE!

SUNNY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

A SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT.
CAN'T YOU TELL? A SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT.
CAN'T YOU TELL?

THEY LOOK
AWFULLY LIKE DOGS. THEY LOOK
AWFULLY LIKE DOGS.

VERY IMPORTANT DOGS,
THOUGH.

THEY BELONG TO
SOME BULGARIAN. THEY BELONG TO
SOME BULGARIAN.

COME ON, GUYS,
SIT DOWN.

COME ON, STAY.
STAY, BABIES, STAY. COME ON, STAY.
STAY, BABIES, STAY.

HI.

WE REALLY
MISS YOU, SUNNY. WE REALLY
MISS YOU, SUNNY.

I MISS YOU GUYS,
TOO. I MISS YOU GUYS,
TOO.

EVERYBODY'S
SO JEALOUS OF YOU.

ALL THOSE BIG PARTIES
AND FAMOUS PEOPLE ALL THOSE BIG PARTIES
AND FAMOUS PEOPLE

AND EVENTS
THAT SHAPE OUR LIVES, AND EVENTS
THAT SHAPE OUR LIVES,

AND SHIT LIKE THAT.

[DOGS GROWL] [DOGS GROWL]

I GOT TO GO.

GIVE MY LOVE TO LOU. GIVE MY LOVE TO LOU.

HE'S CLOSING
THE CLUB.

ARE YOU KIDDING? ARE YOU KIDDING?

HE'S LOSING MONEY.
WE'RE LOOKING FOR OTHER JOBS. HE'S LOSING MONEY.
WE'RE LOOKING FOR OTHER JOBS.

IS THERE ANYTHING
I CAN DO?

I THINK
LOU WAS HOPING, I THINK
LOU WAS HOPING,

WHAT WITH
YOUR NEW CONNECTIONS, WHAT WITH
YOUR NEW CONNECTIONS,

YOU MIGHT BE ABLE
TO HELP HIM. YOU MIGHT BE ABLE
TO HELP HIM.

GET IN
AND WE'LL TALK.

NO, IT'S OK.
REALLY. NO, IT'S OK.
REALLY.

COME ON!

I'M NOT CRAZY
ABOUT DOGS. I'M NOT CRAZY
ABOUT DOGS.

I KNOW.

[DOGS BARK]

[YIP]

[WOOF WOOF WOOF] [WOOF WOOF WOOF]

AAH!

[WOOF] [WOOF]

WAIT!

BORIS! BORIS!

SIMBA! SIMBA!

HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

WHERE IS
OUR DEAR SUNNY? WHERE IS
OUR DEAR SUNNY?

IN THE BATHROOM.

I SEE.
AND MR. RANSOME?

IN THE BATHROOM. IN THE BATHROOM.

OH. OH!

OH. OH.

OH.

BETTER?

OHH, YEAH. OHH, YEAH.

YOU SHOULD TAKE A VERY
LONG, VERY HOT SHOWER. YOU SHOULD TAKE A VERY
LONG, VERY HOT SHOWER.

WHEN?

AS SOON
AS POSSIBLE.

WHERE? WHERE?

DON'T GIVE ME
A HARD TIME.

OK. OK.

DO YOU DO NECKS?

MMM.

DID YOU DO THIS
TO YOUR WIFE? DID YOU DO THIS
TO YOUR WIFE?

NONE OF
YOUR BUSINESS.

YOU'VE GOT
GREAT FINGERS. YOU'VE GOT
GREAT FINGERS.

OW!

SHH! SHH!

I FEEL LIKE
I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL. I FEEL LIKE
I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL.

DID YOU LOCK THE DOOR?

NO. NO.

WILL YOU
TELL ME SOMETHING?

WHAT?

WHY DID THEY
GIVE ME THIS JOB?

BECAUSE YOU DID
SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY. BECAUSE YOU DID
SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY.

AND?

AND THEY WANTED
TO REWARD YOU.

AND? AND?

AND...

IT'S GOOD PUBLICITY
FOR THEM. IT'S GOOD PUBLICITY
FOR THEM.

NOTHING ELSE? NOTHING ELSE?

LIKE WHAT?

I FEEL LIKE... I FEEL LIKE...

I DON'T KNOW,
I FEEL LIKE I DON'T KNOW,
I FEEL LIKE

THEY'RE TESTING ME
FOR SOMETHING.

IF YOU BEHAVE, I'LL
GIVE YOU A REAL MASSAGE. IF YOU BEHAVE, I'LL
GIVE YOU A REAL MASSAGE.

MEANTIME,
FIND A CHIROPRACTOR. MEANTIME,
FIND A CHIROPRACTOR.

YOU JUST CHANGED
THE SUBJECT.

I CAN'T
GIVE YOU ADVICE. I CAN'T
GIVE YOU ADVICE.

I HARDLY KNOW YOU. I HARDLY KNOW YOU.

SO GET TO KNOW ME.

DO YOU ALWAYS SAY
WHAT YOU THINK?

I NEVER UNDERSTOOD
WHY PEOPLE I NEVER UNDERSTOOD
WHY PEOPLE

DON'T SAY
WHAT THEY THINK. DON'T SAY
WHAT THEY THINK.

DON'T YOU SAY
WHAT YOU THINK?

NOT ALWAYS, NO. NOT ALWAYS, NO.

TOO BAD.

YOU KNOW WHAT I READ
THE OTHER DAY? YOU KNOW WHAT I READ
THE OTHER DAY?

THE DECLARATION
OF INDEPENDENCE.

THEY KNEW HOW TO SAY
WHAT THEY THOUGHT. THEY KNEW HOW TO SAY
WHAT THEY THOUGHT.

ALL THAT STUFF
ABOUT HAPPINESS. ALL THAT STUFF
ABOUT HAPPINESS.

WHAT GOVERNMENT TALKS
ABOUT HAPPINESS ANYMORE? WHAT GOVERNMENT TALKS
ABOUT HAPPINESS ANYMORE?

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

SUNNY?

YES, MA'AM.

WE WERE CONCERNED.

MR. RANSOME WAS
GIVING ME AN ADJUSTMENT. MR. RANSOME WAS
GIVING ME AN ADJUSTMENT.

WE ARE ABOUT TO LEAVE. WE ARE ABOUT TO LEAVE.

AND WE WERE TALKING

ABOUT THE DECLARATION
OF INDEPENDENCE. ABOUT THE DECLARATION
OF INDEPENDENCE.

YOU DID LOCK IT.

WHAT, DEAR? WHAT, DEAR?

I CAN'T HEAR YOU, DEAR.

WHAT DID YOU SAY? WHAT DID YOU SAY?

ARE YOU COMING, DEAR?

SUNNY, DEAR,
ARE YOU COMING? SUNNY, DEAR,
ARE YOU COMING?

NOT QUITE, MA'AM.

HE'S HERE
ON AN UNOFFICIAL VISIT.

UNOFFICIAL. UNOFFICIAL.

OFFICIALLY.

OFFICIALLY,
HE'S HERE UNOFFICIALLY. OFFICIALLY,
HE'S HERE UNOFFICIALLY.

YES, THAT'S IT.
EXACTLY RIGHT.

IT'S NOT A STATE VISIT
OR CEREMONIAL. IT'S NOT A STATE VISIT
OR CEREMONIAL.

IT'S PRIVATE. IT'S PRIVATE.

THE EMIR WANTS PRIVACY.

SUNNY, WE WANT TO TAKE YOU
INTO OUR CONFIDENCE. SUNNY, WE WANT TO TAKE YOU
INTO OUR CONFIDENCE.

AND I KNOW
THAT WE CAN TRUST YOU. AND I KNOW
THAT WE CAN TRUST YOU.

AM I RIGHT? AM I RIGHT?

MR. HILLEY,
MY LIPS ARE SEALED.

GOOD-- GOOD--

THEY COULD
SLAP ME AROUND,

KEEP ME AWAKE,
HANG ME UPSIDE-DOWN KEEP ME AWAKE,
HANG ME UPSIDE-DOWN

AND THROW STUFF
AT ME.

I SEE-- I SEE--

THEY COULD KEEP ME
IN A CELL. THEY COULD KEEP ME
IN A CELL.

THEY COULDN'T
DO ANYTHING

WITH ELECTRICITY
OR LIVE SNAKES-- WITH ELECTRICITY
OR LIVE SNAKES--

SUNNY!

YES, SIR.

WE... WE...

OUR GOVERNMENT,

THE UNITED STATES
OF AMERICA, THE UNITED STATES
OF AMERICA,

ARE ATTEMPTING
TO NEGOTIATE ARE ATTEMPTING
TO NEGOTIATE

A COMPLEX AND
HIGHLY IMPORTANT AGREEMENT A COMPLEX AND
HIGHLY IMPORTANT AGREEMENT

WITH THE EMIR

THAT WILL ALLOW US
TO BUILD THAT WILL ALLOW US
TO BUILD

A MILITARY BASE
IN HIS COUNTRY. A MILITARY BASE
IN HIS COUNTRY.

RIGHT.

THE MISSION OF
THE PROTOCOL DEPARTMENT THE MISSION OF
THE PROTOCOL DEPARTMENT

IS TO SEE THAT THE EMIR IS TO SEE THAT THE EMIR

WHILE HE IS IN OUR COUNTRY
HAS A GOOD TIME WHILE HE IS IN OUR COUNTRY
HAS A GOOD TIME

WELL, OFFICIALLY
A GOOD TIME, WELL, OFFICIALLY
A GOOD TIME,

OR UNOFFICIALLY?

UNOFFICIALLY,
OF COURSE.

GOT IT. GOT IT.

A VERY GOOD TIME. A VERY GOOD TIME.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

COME ON, LOU.
ANSWER THE PHONE. COME ON, LOU.
ANSWER THE PHONE.

LOU, IT'S SUNNY. LOU, IT'S SUNNY.

LISTEN, I GOT A GREAT IDEA.

YOUR MAJESTY. YOUR MAJESTY.

SUNNY.

DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT IS? DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT IS?

THAT IS YOUR SUPREME COURT,
AM I RIGHT?

WHERE YOUR LAWS
ARE INTERPRETED. WHERE YOUR LAWS
ARE INTERPRETED.

DO YOU HAVE THAT SETUP
WHERE YOU LIVE?

NOT EXACTLY. NOT EXACTLY.

OUR LAWS ARE HANDED DOWN
BY ALLAH, BY GOD.

TO WHOM? TO WHOM?

TO ME.

OH.

HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON? HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON?

A PARTY
FOR BIG SHOTS. A PARTY
FOR BIG SHOTS.

SOMEONE IN PROTOCOL
CALLED ME,

SAID SOMETHING ABOUT
MAJOR SOCIAL EVENT.

I GOT THE SAME CALL.

SHE SAID SOMETHING
ABOUT LOTS OF VIPs. SHE SAID SOMETHING
ABOUT LOTS OF VIPs.

"GUARANTEED
VERY GOOD TIME."

HERE IN THIS DIVE? HERE IN THIS DIVE?

HEY, DIDN'T SUNNY DAVIS
USED TO WORK IN THIS JOINT? HEY, DIDN'T SUNNY DAVIS
USED TO WORK IN THIS JOINT?

THE SHEIK
OF ARABEY.

WHO THE HELL'S THAT?

THANK YOU.

HEY, ISN'T THAT
SUNNY DAVIS? HEY, ISN'T THAT
SUNNY DAVIS?

YOUR HIGHNESS,
MEET LOU FOX. YOUR HIGHNESS,
MEET LOU FOX.

THIS IS A HELL OF AN HONOR,
YOUR MAJESTY.

THAT'S ALL I GOT TO SAY.
HELL OF AN HONOR. THAT'S ALL I GOT TO SAY.
HELL OF AN HONOR.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

LET'S GO, LET'S GO. LET'S GO, LET'S GO.

OVER HERE, SUNNY,
PLEASE. OVER HERE, SUNNY,
PLEASE.

YOU MIND
CROUCHING DOWN A LITTLE?

THAT WAY WE GET
THE SIGN IN THE PICTURE. THAT WAY WE GET
THE SIGN IN THE PICTURE.

HERE HE COMES!

GIRLS, SHOW TIME!
TAKE YOUR PLACES! GIRLS, SHOW TIME!
TAKE YOUR PLACES!

TAKE YOUR PLACES.

GEORGE, YOU...

GIRLS, GIRLS,

FLAGS OVER YOUR HEART.

GUYS, THINK OF THIS

AS YOUR OASIS
AWAY FROM YOUR OASIS. AS YOUR OASIS
AWAY FROM YOUR OASIS.

NOW, YOUR MAJESTY,

WE POUR SOME OF THE MOST
GENEROUS DRINKS IN TOWN. WE POUR SOME OF THE MOST
GENEROUS DRINKS IN TOWN.

RIGHT THIS WAY,
YOUR MAJESTY. RIGHT THIS WAY,
YOUR MAJESTY.

HEY, BY THE WAY,
TONIGHT'S DINNER SPECIAL

IS THE BAKED
VIRGINIA HAM IS THE BAKED
VIRGINIA HAM

WITH CHOICE
OF 2 VEGETABLES.

HEY, LOU.

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

WHO ARE THOSE GUYS?

IT'S A BIRTHDAY PARTY. IT'S A BIRTHDAY PARTY.

THEY WANT ME TO MAKE
A CAKE MADE OF RAW FISH. THEY WANT ME TO MAKE
A CAKE MADE OF RAW FISH.

WELL, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[SPEAKING JAPANESE] [SPEAKING JAPANESE]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

HI! HI! HI! HI!

WHAT'S GOING ON
IN THERE?

WHAT'S THIS? WHAT'S THIS?

HEY, LET'S GET THIS!

HEY, GUYS, GUYS!
GET ON THIS! HEY, GUYS, GUYS!
GET ON THIS!

WE'RE IN
PUBLIC RELATIONS.

WE'RE OUT OF
CAMEL'S MILK,

BUT THIS IS
YOGURT AND 7-UP. BUT THIS IS
YOGURT AND 7-UP.

OH...OH... OH...OH...

AHHH!

GLORIA! GLORIA!

EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.

IT'S FABULOUS!

HI, HONEY! I'M SO GLAD
YOU COULD COME!

ARE YOU KIDDING? ARE YOU KIDDING?

WHAT DOES "JACKPOT"
MEAN TO YOU?

SEE THAT LITTLE GUY
OVER THERE? SEE THAT LITTLE GUY
OVER THERE?

GO REAL EASY ON HIM

BECAUSE
HE'S A WISE MAN, BECAUSE
HE'S A WISE MAN,

LIKE A SWAMI OR GURU.

YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING? YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING?

HEY, ISN'T THAT
THE NAWAF?

NAWAF!

BOBBIE!

CHARMAINE!

HA HA HA HA!

[TELEPHONE RINGS] [TELEPHONE RINGS]

YEAH.

WHAT? WHAT?

WHERE?

WHAT ARE YOU-- WHAT ARE YOU--

PRESS?

MAKE A WISH. MAKE A WISH.

HELLO!

HI.

ISN'T THIS
A SWELL PLACE? ISN'T THIS
A SWELL PLACE?

IT IS SWELL.

I USED TO WORK HERE.

I KNOW THAT.

SEE THAT GIRL THERE

DRESSED LIKE
KIND OF A CHICKEN? DRESSED LIKE
KIND OF A CHICKEN?

AN EMU,
I WOULD IMAGINE.

WHAT ABOUT HER? WHAT ABOUT HER?

I USED TO HAVE TO WEAR
THAT COSTUME A LOT I USED TO HAVE TO WEAR
THAT COSTUME A LOT

WHEN I WORKED HERE.

IT'S PRETTY SILLY,
ISN'T IT? IT'S PRETTY SILLY,
ISN'T IT?

YOU MUST HAVE
LOOKED VERY BEAUTIFUL.

MORE MALES! MORE MALES!

BEN!

THANK YOU
FOR COMING.

I WANT YOU TO COME
SEE THE EMIR.

HE'S HERE! HE'S HERE!

YOUR MAJESTY, I'D LIKE
TO INTRODUCE YOU

TO BEN GRANGER
AND JERRY JEROME. TO BEN GRANGER
AND JERRY JEROME.

THESE ARE THE GUYS
THAT I LIVE WITH.

AND THIS IS, UM... AND THIS IS, UM...

HIS...

HIGHNESS... HIGHNESS...

EL EMIR KHALED ABIN
ABDUL MAJID.

ELABIG HAMENE
HAMEN MAJID. ELABIG HAMENE
HAMEN MAJID.

A SHORT WHILE AGO,
THE EMIR AND HIS ENTOURAGE A SHORT WHILE AGO,
THE EMIR AND HIS ENTOURAGE

ALL ESCORTED SUNNY DAVIS
INSIDE THE SAFARI CLUB. ALL ESCORTED SUNNY DAVIS
INSIDE THE SAFARI CLUB.

THEY ARRIVED
IN THOSE LIMOUSINES. THEY ARRIVED
IN THOSE LIMOUSINES.

BY THE WAY, THE GUESTS
CONTINUE TO ARRIVE,

THE KIND OF GUESTS
YOU WOULDN'T NECESSARILY... THE KIND OF GUESTS
YOU WOULDN'T NECESSARILY...

[HORNS HONK]

♪ I'M SO EXCITED ♪ ♪ I'M SO EXCITED ♪

♪ I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT ♪ ♪ I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT ♪

♪ I'M ABOUT TO LOSE
CONTROL AND I THINK... ♪

WHOO!

ALL RIGHT, LOU! ALL RIGHT, LOU!

YOUR FRIENDS
ARE HAVING A GOOD TIME. YOUR FRIENDS
ARE HAVING A GOOD TIME.

OH, YES.

♪ JUST CAN'T HIDE IT ♪ ♪ JUST CAN'T HIDE IT ♪

LOU! LOU! LOU! LOU! LOU! LOU!

♪ AND I THINK I LIKE IT ♪

JIMMY!

♪ I'M SO EXCITED ♪ ♪ I'M SO EXCITED ♪

IT'S JIMMY! IT'S JIMMY!

WHOO!

♪ I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW,
I KNOW, I KNOW I WANT YOU ♪ ♪ I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW,
I KNOW, I KNOW I WANT YOU ♪

JIMMY! JIMMY!

GREAT TO SEE YOU,
BUT NOT TONIGHT!

I GOT A PRIVATE PARTY
OVER THERE. I GOT A PRIVATE PARTY
OVER THERE.

HEY! JIMMY!

HI, HONEY!

I WANT YOU TO
MEET SOMEBODY! I WANT YOU TO
MEET SOMEBODY!

OH, BANZAI!

HI! HI!

LISTEN, HAVE YOU
EVER MET AN EMIR? LISTEN, HAVE YOU
EVER MET AN EMIR?

NO.

HAVE YOU EVER
MET A BIKER?

NO. NO.

KHALED, JIMMY.
JIMMY, KHALED.

HOW DO YOU DO?

HOW YOU DOING, MAN? HOW YOU DOING, MAN?

YES.

WHAT? WHAT?

I'M ON MY WAY.

WHOA! WHOA!

WHOO!

WHOO!

OWW! OWW!

OWW!

HI. HI.

IS IT DIFFICULT FOR YOU
TO LEAVE ALL THIS? IS IT DIFFICULT FOR YOU
TO LEAVE ALL THIS?

THIS? OH, NO. THIS? OH, NO.

I'VE MADE
A LOT OF FRIENDS,

WE'VE HAD
GOOD TIMES TOGETHER, WE'VE HAD
GOOD TIMES TOGETHER,

BUT A PERSON
HAS TO MOVE ON.

YOU COULD BE
THE MOTHER OF KINGS. YOU COULD BE
THE MOTHER OF KINGS.

OH, SURE. QUEEN SUNNY,
THE EX-COCKTAIL WAITRESS. OH, SURE. QUEEN SUNNY,
THE EX-COCKTAIL WAITRESS.

I'M JUST LUCKY I GET
TO MEET PEOPLE LIKE YOU I'M JUST LUCKY I GET
TO MEET PEOPLE LIKE YOU

BECAUSE OF
THAT CRAZY ACCIDENT.

THERE ARE
NO ACCIDENTS. THERE ARE
NO ACCIDENTS.

THERE IS
ONLY DESTINY

AND CHARACTER. AND CHARACTER.

DESTINY BROUGHT YOU, ME,
AND THE GUNMAN TOGETHER.

YOUR CHARACTER BROUGHT
YOU THE REST OF THE WAY. YOUR CHARACTER BROUGHT
YOU THE REST OF THE WAY.

NO, I DON'T THINK SO. NO, I DON'T THINK SO.

WE ARE MORE THAN
A WAITRESS AND AN EMIR.

WE ARE ALSO
MAN AND WOMAN. WE ARE ALSO
MAN AND WOMAN.

I CAN SEE THAT.

YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT I'M SAYING? YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT I'M SAYING?

YEAH. YOU WANT
TO DATE ME.

EMIRS DO NOT DATE. EMIRS DO NOT DATE.

MR. HILLEY,
MR. HILLEY--

MR. HASSLER,
MR. HASSLER,

WHAT IS THE WHITE HOUSE--

PLEASE, NOT NOW! PLEASE, NOT NOW!

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

WHAT CAN I GET YOU? WHAT CAN I GET YOU?

I LIKE THAT COAT.

HE LIKES MY COAT! HE LIKES MY COAT!

GIVE IT TO HIM.

YOU GOT IT. YOU GOT IT.

NOW GIVE ME
YOUR COAT.

NOW REMEMBER,
IT'S B.Y.O.L.-- NOW REMEMBER,
IT'S B.Y.O.L.--

BRING YOUR OWN LEATHER.

WHIP! WHIP!
WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP!
WHIP! WHIP! WHIP!

"BEAT ME, WHIP ME..." "BEAT ME, WHIP ME..."

WHAT DO YOU
THINK OF THAT? WHAT DO YOU
THINK OF THAT?

I LOVE IT!

Press:
WHAT ABOUT SUNNY DAVIS? Press:
WHAT ABOUT SUNNY DAVIS?

MR. HASSLER,
WHY IS MR. RANSOME HERE?

I WANT
AN EXPLANATION! I WANT
AN EXPLANATION!

I'M SURE IT'S OK.

WHAT THE HELL ARE
THEY DOING IN THERE? WHAT THE HELL ARE
THEY DOING IN THERE?

HAVING A GOOD TIME,
I GUESS.

WHAT?
HAVING A GOOD TIME? WHAT?
HAVING A GOOD TIME?

YES.

FOLLOW HILLEY!

FOLLOW HILLEY!

[POLICE WHISTLES] [POLICE WHISTLES]

[SIRENS]

DISGUSTING TRASH!

♪ DOIN' WHAT
YOU WANT TO DO ♪ ♪ DOIN' WHAT
YOU WANT TO DO ♪

♪ HEY, THERE ♪

♪ I LOVE YOU, SUZANNE ♪ ♪ I LOVE YOU, SUZANNE ♪

♪ DO ANYTHING YOU WANT ♪

♪ YOU TRY
TO DO ANYTHING ♪ ♪ YOU TRY
TO DO ANYTHING ♪

♪ YOU TRY, TRY
ANYTHING ♪

♪ YOU DO WHAT
YOU GOT TO DO ♪ ♪ YOU DO WHAT
YOU GOT TO DO ♪

♪ WHEN YOU GOT
A GIRL LIKE SUZANNE ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU GOT
A GIRL LIKE SUZANNE ♪

♪ HEY, BABE, HEY ♪

♪ DO WHAT YOU
WANT TO DO ♪

♪ THE GIRL
I LOVE IS SUZANNE ♪ ♪ THE GIRL
I LOVE IS SUZANNE ♪

WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

PROBABLY ONE OF THOSE
GAY ARAB BIKER SUSHI BARS. PROBABLY ONE OF THOSE
GAY ARAB BIKER SUSHI BARS.

♪ DOIN' WHAT
YOU WANT TO DO ♪

♪ I'M GOING TO DO
WHAT YOU WANT ME TO ♪ ♪ I'M GOING TO DO
WHAT YOU WANT ME TO ♪

OUCH! GOD!
THAT'S DISGUSTING!

♪ DO WHAT YOU
WANT TO DO, BABY ♪ ♪ DO WHAT YOU
WANT TO DO, BABY ♪

♪ BUT I LOVE
JUST SUZANNE ♪ ♪ BUT I LOVE
JUST SUZANNE ♪

♪ I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING
AND YOU WANT MORE ♪

♪ YOU'RE DOING
WHAT YOU CAN ♪ ♪ YOU'RE DOING
WHAT YOU CAN ♪

♪ YOU'RE DOING
WHAT YOU WANT TO DO ♪ ♪ YOU'RE DOING
WHAT YOU WANT TO DO ♪

♪ WELL,
I LOVE JUST SUZANNE ♪

SUNNY!
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME SUNNY!
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME

ARE YOU DOING IN
THIS TIDE OF HUMAN SWILL? ARE YOU DOING IN
THIS TIDE OF HUMAN SWILL?

WHY YOU...

OH!

WAIT, WAIT.
WHAT'S SWILL? WAIT, WAIT.
WHAT'S SWILL?

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

AAH!

♪ WELL, I LOVE YOU,
SUZANNE ♪ ♪ WELL, I LOVE YOU,
SUZANNE ♪

♪ WELL, I LOVE YOU,
SUZANNE ♪

AAH! AAH!

♪ I LOVE YOU, SUZANNE ♪ ♪ I LOVE YOU, SUZANNE ♪

♪ SHOULD
AULD... ♪

♪ SUZANNE ♪

AHRR! AHRR!

♪ HEY, YOU'RE DOING
WHAT YOU WANT TO DO ♪ ♪ HEY, YOU'RE DOING
WHAT YOU WANT TO DO ♪

♪ COME ON, COME ON ♪

♪ YOU'RE DOING
WHAT YOU WANT TO DO ♪ ♪ YOU'RE DOING
WHAT YOU WANT TO DO ♪

♪ THE LADY
I LOVE IS SUZANNE ♪

ROCK 'N ROLL! ROCK 'N ROLL!

LET'S PARTY!

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

♪ I LOVE YOU, SUZANNE ♪

HELP!

AAH! AAH!

LISTEN, LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN, LISTEN! HEY!

I KNOW
WE CAN WORK THIS OUT

JUST THE WAY
THE DIPLOMATS DO. JUST THE WAY
THE DIPLOMATS DO.

HELP!

HOLOS! ASTELUHU! HOLOS! ASTELUHU!

AAH!

JIHARAH!
JIHARAH!

[SIREN] [SIREN]

WXED ACTION LINE.

ACTION, ACTION,
LINE, LINE...

TONIGHT'S WXED HOT STORY. TONIGHT'S WXED HOT STORY.

TONIGHT'S HOT STORY
IS EVEN HOTTER THAN USUAL. TONIGHT'S HOT STORY
IS EVEN HOTTER THAN USUAL.

I'M AT THE CLUB SAFARI

WHERE DOZENS OF DIGNITARIES
HAVE BEEN ARRESTED. WHERE DOZENS OF DIGNITARIES
HAVE BEEN ARRESTED.

AMONG THEM, THE RECENTLY
ALMOST-ASSASSINATED

EMIR OF OHTAR
AND PROTOCOL'S SUNNY DAVIS, EMIR OF OHTAR
AND PROTOCOL'S SUNNY DAVIS,

A FORMER WAITRESS
AT THIS DOWNTOWN HOT SPOT, A FORMER WAITRESS
AT THIS DOWNTOWN HOT SPOT,

PLUS HIGH-RANKING MEMBERS
OF THE ADMINISTRATION

WHO APPARENTLY STOPPED BY
TO USE THE PHONE. WHO APPARENTLY STOPPED BY
TO USE THE PHONE.

MORE DETAILS
AS THEY HAPPEN. MORE DETAILS
AS THEY HAPPEN.

THIS IS CHERYL GREENBERG.

[SPEAKING ARABIC]

THANK YOU,
MR. VICE PRESIDENT.

MICHAEL, TAKE THEM NOW. MICHAEL, TAKE THEM NOW.

SUNNY! SUNNY DAVIS!

SUNNY, THANK YOU.

IT WAS AN
UNFORGETTABLE EVENING. IT WAS AN
UNFORGETTABLE EVENING.

WE WON'T KEEP YOU
MUCH LONGER, DEAR. WE WON'T KEEP YOU
MUCH LONGER, DEAR.

I'M SORRY.
YOU'LL HAVE MY RESIGNATION

AS SOON AS I LOOK UP HOW
RESIGNATIONS ARE WRITTEN. AS SOON AS I LOOK UP HOW
RESIGNATIONS ARE WRITTEN.

WE HAVE NO INTENTION

OF ASKING
FOR YOUR RESIGNATION. OF ASKING
FOR YOUR RESIGNATION.

YOU DON'T?

CERTAINLY NOT.

THERE WILL BE
TACTICAL PROBLEMS

IN DEALING WITH
TONIGHT'S SITUATION.

Let's go
into my office. Let's go
into my office.

I THINK I'LL WRITE
A LETTER TO THE EMIR. I THINK I'LL WRITE
A LETTER TO THE EMIR.

WE'LL TAKE CARE
OF THIS MATTER. WE'LL TAKE CARE
OF THIS MATTER.

YOU WILL NOT
BE A PART OF IT.

I WON'T? I WON'T?

IN A FEW HOURS,

THE EMIR WILL FLY BACK
TO HIS COUNTRY. THE EMIR WILL FLY BACK
TO HIS COUNTRY.

WE WANT YOU
TO GO WITH HIM. WE WANT YOU
TO GO WITH HIM.

YOU'RE KIDDING!

YOU ARE RIGHT NOW

OUR PRINCIPAL
SOCIAL CONTACT OUR PRINCIPAL
SOCIAL CONTACT

WITH THE EMIR.

OUR RELATIONS WITH HIM UNTIL
NOW HAVE BEEN AMBIVALENT. OUR RELATIONS WITH HIM UNTIL
NOW HAVE BEEN AMBIVALENT.

YOU CAN CHANGE THAT. YOU CAN CHANGE THAT.

GEE, I DON'T KNOW.

I'VE NEVER BEEN OUTSIDE
THE UNITED STATES. I'VE NEVER BEEN OUTSIDE
THE UNITED STATES.

DO YOU THINK I COULD?

THIS IS A CHANCE
FOR YOU TO PERFORM THIS IS A CHANCE
FOR YOU TO PERFORM

A VITAL SERVICE
FOR YOUR COUNTRY. A VITAL SERVICE
FOR YOUR COUNTRY.

DOES THIS HAVE
ANYTHING TO DO

WITH THAT STRATEGIC
MILITARY THING WITH THAT STRATEGIC
MILITARY THING

MR. HILLEY TALKED
ABOUT YESTERDAY?

ABSOLUTELY NOT. ABSOLUTELY NOT.

THIS HAS TO DO
WITH SIMPLE TRUST... THIS HAS TO DO
WITH SIMPLE TRUST...

TRUST BETWEEN US,

TRUST BETWEEN
YOU AND THE EMIR. TRUST BETWEEN
YOU AND THE EMIR.

YOU'LL BE TREATED
LIKE ROYALTY. YOU'LL BE TREATED
LIKE ROYALTY.

YOU'LL STAY
IN A LOVELY PALACE.

IT WILL BE LIKE LIVING
IN A BEAUTIFUL DREAM... IT WILL BE LIKE LIVING
IN A BEAUTIFUL DREAM...

A BEAUTIFUL,
BEAUTIFUL DREAM. A BEAUTIFUL,
BEAUTIFUL DREAM.

[WOMEN ULULATING] [WOMEN ULULATING]

THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

Sunny: DEAR MICHAEL,

I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'LL
BE ABLE TO SEND THIS LETTER, I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'LL
BE ABLE TO SEND THIS LETTER,

BUT I WANTED YOU TO KNOW
HOW GRATEFUL I AM

FOR HELPING ME OUT AGAIN. FOR HELPING ME OUT AGAIN.

I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE
PROUD OF THE JOB I'M DOING. I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE
PROUD OF THE JOB I'M DOING.

THE PEOPLE HERE
ARE CERTAINLY FRIENDLY,

AND THEY GREETED ME LIKE
I'M A REAL PRINCESS. AND THEY GREETED ME LIKE
I'M A REAL PRINCESS.

I CAN HONESTLY SAY I CAN HONESTLY SAY

I'M ON A SORT
OF INTIMATE FOOTING

WITH SOME OF THEM ALREADY. WITH SOME OF THEM ALREADY.

OF COURSE
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND

WHAT THEY ARE
TALKING ABOUT. WHAT THEY ARE
TALKING ABOUT.

I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY BEEN
OUTSIDE THE PALACE YET,

BUT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, BUT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE,

I PLAN TO CONTACT
THE AMERICAN AMBASSADOR

FOR ANY SPECIAL
INSTRUCTIONS. FOR ANY SPECIAL
INSTRUCTIONS.

I THINK THERE'S
SOME KIND OF FEAST TONIGHT.

AND THEN TOMORROW
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO AND THEN TOMORROW
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO

ON A NICE CAMEL RIDE
IN THE DESERT.

IF THERE'S A DIPLOMATIC POUCH
COMING THIS WAY, IF THERE'S A DIPLOMATIC POUCH
COMING THIS WAY,

GEE, I WOULDN'T MIND
IF YOU INCLUDED GEE, I WOULDN'T MIND
IF YOU INCLUDED

A TUNA FISH SALAD SANDWICH
AND SOME LIP GLOSS. A TUNA FISH SALAD SANDWICH
AND SOME LIP GLOSS.

A POEM FOR SUNNY. A POEM FOR SUNNY.

AH, SUNNY, AH, SUNNY,

GOLDEN HAIR
LIKE THE DESERT SUN. GOLDEN HAIR
LIKE THE DESERT SUN.

EYES THE COLOR
OF THE SUMMER SKY. EYES THE COLOR
OF THE SUMMER SKY.

BREASTS RIPER THAN
THE RIPEST POMEGRANATES. BREASTS RIPER THAN
THE RIPEST POMEGRANATES.

AND LOINS LIKE
THE ROYAL STOREHOUSE

BURSTING WITH THE SEED
OF KINGS-- BURSTING WITH THE SEED
OF KINGS--

LOINS THAT--

GATVA! GATVA!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
I'M HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
I'M HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE

A HIGH-RANKING DELEGATION
WILL BE TRAVELING TO OHTAR A HIGH-RANKING DELEGATION
WILL BE TRAVELING TO OHTAR

TO SIGN AN AGREEMENT
WITH THE EMIR

FOR A MILITARY BASE
IN THAT COUNTRY. FOR A MILITARY BASE
IN THAT COUNTRY.

WE'RE BACK WITH
TV TRUTH.

WENDY, WOULD YOU
ANALYZE THE VIDEO TAPE? WENDY, WOULD YOU
ANALYZE THE VIDEO TAPE?

HASSLER STARTS
THE PRESS CONFERENCE

BY ANNOUNCING THAT
THEY CUT THE DEAL. BY ANNOUNCING THAT
THEY CUT THE DEAL.

SO WE GOT OUR BASE?

YEAH,
BUT WATCH THIS.

NOW HE'S ANNOUNCING
THAT A CONTINGENT-- NOW HE'S ANNOUNCING
THAT A CONTINGENT--

WAIT. LISTEN. WAIT. LISTEN.

WE'LL GET HIM TO STAY
FOR THE WEDDING.

THAT IS SOME SLIP. THAT IS SOME SLIP.

HE HAD NO INTENTION OF
MENTIONING THE WEDDING. HE HAD NO INTENTION OF
MENTIONING THE WEDDING.

HE'S SUCH A JERK.

WHAT WEDDING?

Sunny: DEAR MRS. ST. JOHN,

THEY'RE KEEPING ME REAL BUSY HERE.

I'M EXPERIENCING ALL SORTS
OF EXOTIC FRAGRANCES.

TOMORROW I'LL SEE HOW
THE ORDINARY PEOPLE LIVE, TOMORROW I'LL SEE HOW
THE ORDINARY PEOPLE LIVE,

IF I CAN WALK.

PLEASE GIVE MY BEST
TO MR. CROWE. PLEASE GIVE MY BEST
TO MR. CROWE.

SINCERELY, SUNNY DAVIS.

HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!

COVER YOUR HAIR!

SHE'S MARRYING THE EMIR.

HE'S SO FAMOUS.

HE'S IN EVERYTHING--
ON TV, IN PEOPLE. HE'S IN EVERYTHING--
ON TV, IN PEOPLE.

HE'S CUTE.
I WISH I WAS HER. HE'S CUTE.
I WISH I WAS HER.

SHE'S EMBARRASSED
THE COUNTRY, SHE'S EMBARRASSED
THE COUNTRY,

MARRYING THAT GUY.

IT'S JUST A THING
FOR THE MONEY. IT'S JUST A THING
FOR THE MONEY.

SUNNY DAVIS REPRESENTS
THE KIND OF AMERICAN WOMAN SUNNY DAVIS REPRESENTS
THE KIND OF AMERICAN WOMAN

WE CAN ALL BE PROUD OF.

SHE'S REAL,
SHE'S HONEST... SHE'S REAL,
SHE'S HONEST...

AND SHE'S NOT GOING

TO TAKE ANY CRAP
FROM ANYBODY. TO TAKE ANY CRAP
FROM ANYBODY.

GENTLEMEN, HERE'S A LIST
I'VE MADE UP GENTLEMEN, HERE'S A LIST
I'VE MADE UP

OF PLACES
I'D LIKE TO VISIT--

A HOSPITAL,
A DAY-CARE CENTER, A HOSPITAL,
A DAY-CARE CENTER,

MAYBE A FARM,
AN IRRIGATION PROJECT, MAYBE A FARM,
AN IRRIGATION PROJECT,

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

ALSO, I'D LIKE TO SEE ALSO, I'D LIKE TO SEE ALSO, I'D LIKE TO SEE

THAT MILITARY BASE
WE'RE BUILDING.

WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS IT?

WAIT A MINUTE. STOP. WAIT A MINUTE. STOP.

I'VE BEEN SET UP,
HAVEN'T I?

SHALL WE GO BACK? SHALL WE GO BACK?

I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

WHY ARE YOU
DRESSED LIKE THAT?

BECAUSE I'M AN AMERICAN,
THAT'S WHY. BECAUSE I'M AN AMERICAN,
THAT'S WHY.

[MACHINE GUN FIRE] [MACHINE GUN FIRE]

WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO DO,
MAKE ME A PART OF YOUR HAREM?

I DON'T HAVE A HAREM.
I HAVE SOME WIVES. I DON'T HAVE A HAREM.
I HAVE SOME WIVES.

WIVES?
YOU'VE GOT SOME WIVES? WIVES?
YOU'VE GOT SOME WIVES?

AAH! HELP ME! AAH! HELP ME!

AAH!

YOU'VE GOT SOME WIVES?

YOU MUST HAVE BILLBOARDS
ALL OVER TOWN! YOU MUST HAVE BILLBOARDS
ALL OVER TOWN!

DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

THEY'VE NOT BEEN ABLE
TO GIVE ME SONS. THEY'VE NOT BEEN ABLE
TO GIVE ME SONS.

THIS IS
THE 20th CENTURY.

DON'T YOU KNOW
ABOUT CHROMOSOMES? DON'T YOU KNOW
ABOUT CHROMOSOMES?

WHEN MY COUNTRY FINDS OUT
WHAT YOU TRIED TO DO-- WHEN MY COUNTRY FINDS OUT
WHAT YOU TRIED TO DO--

WHEN THEY FIND OUT?

GET DOWN!

AAH! AAH!

WHY DO YOU THINK
YOU WERE SENT HERE?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

AMERICANS DON'T DO
THINGS LIKE THAT.

DO WE? DO WE?

AAH!

HURRY! THAT WAY! HURRY! THAT WAY!

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

EMCHEE. MOVE.

CAN YOU FLY THIS THING?

I AM THE CHIEF
OF THE AIR FORCE. I AM THE CHIEF
OF THE AIR FORCE.

THAT'S NOT
WHAT I ASKED.

TV: REVOLUTION IN OHTAR,

SPARKED BY
THE IMMINENT WEDDING SPARKED BY
THE IMMINENT WEDDING

OF THE EMIR KHALED ABIN
ABDUL MAJID

TO AMERICAN SUNNY DAVIS. TO AMERICAN SUNNY DAVIS.

REBEL FORCES
OVERTHREW THEIR GOVERNMENT.

THE EMIR AND MISS DAVIS
HAVE ESCAPED THE EMIR AND MISS DAVIS
HAVE ESCAPED

AND ARE EN ROUTE
TO THE UNITED STATES.

THE SUDDEN COUP D'ETAT THE SUDDEN COUP D'ETAT

CAME AS A SHOCK
TO WESTERN OBSERVERS...

JUST IN--ACCORDING
TO THE STATE DEPARTMENT, JUST IN--ACCORDING
TO THE STATE DEPARTMENT,

SUNNY DAVIS
HAD NO KNOWLEDGE

OF THE EMIR'S
WEDDING PLANS OF THE EMIR'S
WEDDING PLANS

WHICH WERE ARRANGED
BY OUR GOVERNMENT

WITHOUT HER CONSENT WITHOUT HER CONSENT

IN EXCHANGE FOR
A PLANNED MILITARY BASE

IN THE EMIR'S COUNTRY. IN THE EMIR'S COUNTRY.

WE'LL HAVE MORE
IN A FEW MINUTES.

THIS IS INSIDE STORY. THIS IS INSIDE STORY.

TONIGHT'S INSIDE STORY, TONIGHT'S INSIDE STORY,

SUNNY DAVIS--
HEROINE OR HUSTLER?

SHE WAS QUEEN FOR A DAY,

AND SHE CLAIMS
SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT. AND SHE CLAIMS
SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT.

HER PRESENCE STARTED A WAR

THAT MAY AFFECT
THE WORLD'S ECONOMY. THAT MAY AFFECT
THE WORLD'S ECONOMY.

THEN, RESCUED FROM SURE
DEATH AND PROBABLE TORTURE,

SHE LEARNED SHE WAS TRADED
FOR NOTHING LESS SHE LEARNED SHE WAS TRADED
FOR NOTHING LESS

THAN THE BALANCE OF POWER
IN THE MIDDLE EAST. THAN THE BALANCE OF POWER
IN THE MIDDLE EAST.

OR DID SHE KNOW IT?

ABSOLUTELY NOT. ABSOLUTELY NOT.

WE GOOFED.
SHE DIDN'T KNOW.

OUR GOVERNMENT WAS
THE MARRIAGE BROKER. OUR GOVERNMENT WAS
THE MARRIAGE BROKER.

WE WERE TRADING HER OFF
FOR THE BASE.

WE DUPED HER.
NOW WE OUGHT TO PAY. WE DUPED HER.
NOW WE OUGHT TO PAY.

WHERE IS OHTAR?
WHY SHOULD WE CARE?

THIS TINY EMIRATE
MIGHT JUST PULL DOWN

AN AMERICAN
ADMINISTRATION

AND SEND IT HURTLING
INTO A SCANDAL AND SEND IT HURTLING
INTO A SCANDAL

THAT COULD
ONLY BE CALLED...

SEX, POLITICS.
POLITICS, SEX.

SUNNYGATE. SUNNYGATE.

DID SHE OR DIDN'T SHE?

AND IF SHE DID, AND IF SHE DID,

DID SHE DO IT
FOR HER COUNTRY?

STAY TUNED. STAY TUNED.

SENATOR NORRIS,

WAS SUNNY DAVIS TRADED
FOR A MILITARY BASE?

WAS SHE IN ON IT?
PEOPLE WANT THE FACTS.

I GOT ABOUT 30,000
TELEGRAMS AND LETTERS I GOT ABOUT 30,000
TELEGRAMS AND LETTERS

ALL ASKING
THE SAME QUESTION.

THE ANSWER IS,
WE DON'T KNOW. THE ANSWER IS,
WE DON'T KNOW.

I'LL SAY ONE THING,

IT'LL BE ONE HELL
OF AN INVESTIGATION. IT'LL BE ONE HELL
OF AN INVESTIGATION.

THAT I PROMISE YOU.

TV: PUBLIC PRESSURE
ON THE ADMINISTRATION

CONTINUES TO MOUNT
IN THE SUNNYGATE AFFAIR.

[TELEPHONE RINGS] [TELEPHONE RINGS]

SENATOR NORRIS
HAS ANNOUNCED HEARINGS

TO DISCOVER THE TRUTH... TO DISCOVER THE TRUTH...

YES, SIR. WE'RE
WATCHING IT NOW. YES, SIR. WE'RE
WATCHING IT NOW.

Radio: WHAT DID SHE KNOW

ABOUT THE CONNECTION
BETWEEN THAT MILITARY BASE ABOUT THE CONNECTION
BETWEEN THAT MILITARY BASE

AND HER ENGAGEMENT
TO THE EMIR? AND WHEN?

MARLA GILBERT, WXED. MARLA GILBERT, WXED.

YOU LIED TO ME.

WHAT WE DID WE FELT WAS FOR
THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY. WHAT WE DID WE FELT WAS FOR
THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY.

YOU LIED.

SHE IS SAYING
CERTAIN DECISIONS SHE IS SAYING
CERTAIN DECISIONS

AND COMPLEX DECISIONS
ON SENSITIVE ISSUES

HAVE TO BE MADE
DISCREETLY. HAVE TO BE MADE
DISCREETLY.

THE WELFARE
OF THE PEOPLE--

WAIT. I'M ONE
OF THE PEOPLE. WAIT. I'M ONE
OF THE PEOPLE.

IT'S IMPORTANT
WE ALL PULL TOGETHER IT'S IMPORTANT
WE ALL PULL TOGETHER

SO WHEN THAT
CONGRESSIONAL COMMITTEE

STARTS ITS HEARING
TOMORROW--

YOU'LL TELL ME
WHAT TO SAY, RIGHT? YOU'LL TELL ME
WHAT TO SAY, RIGHT?

ONLY IF YOU'RE
COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.

I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'LL SAY. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'LL SAY.

I'LL SAY THIS.

I CAN'T WAIT
TO FIND OUT. I CAN'T WAIT
TO FIND OUT.

WE'RE ALL
IN THIS TOGETHER.

WE--YOU AND I--
REPRESENT THE PRESIDENT. WE--YOU AND I--
REPRESENT THE PRESIDENT.

I'M SURE--

MRS. ST. JOHN, YOU'RE
A VERY MISGUIDED PERSON. MRS. ST. JOHN, YOU'RE
A VERY MISGUIDED PERSON.

I DON'T WORK
FOR YOU ANY LONGER. I DON'T WORK
FOR YOU ANY LONGER.

GOING BACK TO
WAITING ON TABLES?

GOODBYE,
MRS. ST. JOHN.

SUNNY, LOOK.

LET ME GO,
MR. HILLEY. LET ME GO,
MR. HILLEY.

I'M GOING TO MAKE
ONE LAST APPEAL TO YOU

ON BEHALF OF THE COUNTRY. ON BEHALF OF THE COUNTRY.

THERE ARE AT LEAST
4 PEOPLE IN THIS ROOM THERE ARE AT LEAST
4 PEOPLE IN THIS ROOM

WHO DON'T SPEAK
FOR MY COUNTRY--

AND YOU'RE
ONE OF THEM. AND YOU'RE
ONE OF THEM.

SUNNY, WERE YOU
NOTHING MORE THAN A PAWN SUNNY, WERE YOU
NOTHING MORE THAN A PAWN

IN THE OHTAR
SITUATION?

HOW DID THE PROTOCOL DEPARTMENT
MANIPULATE YOU? HOW DID THE PROTOCOL DEPARTMENT
MANIPULATE YOU?

DID YOU ENCOURAGE IT? DID YOU ENCOURAGE IT?

HERE SHE IS. HERE SHE IS.

EXCUSE ME, MISS DAVIS,

I'D LIKE
TO KNOW EXACTLY... I'D LIKE
TO KNOW EXACTLY...

HOW WILL YOU DEFEND
YOURSELF IN THIS HEARING?

IS THERE SOMETHING
YOU WOULD LIKE TO... IS THERE SOMETHING
YOU WOULD LIKE TO...

CAN YOU GIVE US
A STATEMENT? CAN YOU GIVE US
A STATEMENT?

HAS THE PRESIDENT GIVEN
YOU ANY INSTRUCTIONS?

WE HAVE
NO COMMENT AT THIS TIME. WE HAVE
NO COMMENT AT THIS TIME.

HEY, THERE'S
MICHAEL RANSOME! HEY, THERE'S
MICHAEL RANSOME!

WILL YOU TESTIFY
FOR THE DEPARTMENT? WILL YOU TESTIFY
FOR THE DEPARTMENT?

MR. RANSOME IS NO LONGER
WITH THE DEPARTMENT. MR. RANSOME IS NO LONGER
WITH THE DEPARTMENT.

HAVE YOU BEEN FIRED?

NO, SIR. I RESIGNED.

OVER THE SUNNYGATE
AFFAIR? OVER THE SUNNYGATE
AFFAIR?

YES.

WHAT HAPPENED?

JUST A MINUTE.

I'M AN EXPERT
ON MIDDLE EASTERN AFFAIRS. I'M AN EXPERT
ON MIDDLE EASTERN AFFAIRS.

I WAS REALLY ON MY WAY UP
IN THE POLITICAL RACKET. I WAS REALLY ON MY WAY UP
IN THE POLITICAL RACKET.

THEN, A FEW WEEKS AGO,

I MET THIS RATHER
EXTRAORDINARY PERSON I MET THIS RATHER
EXTRAORDINARY PERSON

WHO REMINDED ME
I HAD FORGOTTEN WHO REMINDED ME
I HAD FORGOTTEN

SOMETHING REAL BASIC,
REAL SIMPLE--

THAT I'D FORGOTTEN
TO SAY WHAT I THINK. THAT I'D FORGOTTEN
TO SAY WHAT I THINK.

SO I QUIT, THAT'S ALL.

[APPLAUDING] [APPLAUDING]

SUNNY, ANY COMMENT
BEFORE THE HEARING?

YES. HE OWES ME
A MASSAGE. YES. HE OWES ME
A MASSAGE.

DO YOU SWEAR
TO TELL THE TRUTH, DO YOU SWEAR
TO TELL THE TRUTH,

THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND
NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH,

SO HELP YOU GOD?

I DO. I DO.

STATE YOUR NAME,
FOR THE RECORD.

SUNNY ANN DAVIS. SUNNY ANN DAVIS.

WHAT IS YOUR
PRESENT ADDRESS?

1442 "G" STREET. 1442 "G" STREET.

AND WHAT IS YOUR AGE,
PLEASE? AND WHAT IS YOUR AGE,
PLEASE?

35.

SENATOR NORRIS.

SUNNY, WHEN DID YOU
FIRST MEET THE EMIR? SUNNY, WHEN DID YOU
FIRST MEET THE EMIR? SUNNY, WHEN DID YOU
FIRST MEET THE EMIR?

THE NIGHT
I GOT SHOT.

NO. I'M SORRY.

I DIDN'T
MEET HIM THEN. I DIDN'T
MEET HIM THEN.

IT WAS AFTER
THEY GAVE ME

THE DEPARTMENT
OF PROTOCOL JOB THE DEPARTMENT
OF PROTOCOL JOB

AND THE EMIR CAME BACK.

I SEE.

AND THE EMIR
CAME BACK FOR... AND THE EMIR
CAME BACK FOR...

FOR ME.

NO.

I MEANT FOR HOW LONG
A PERIOD OF TIME. I MEANT FOR HOW LONG
A PERIOD OF TIME.

JUST A COUPLE OF DAYS.

IT WAS UNOFFICIAL. IT WAS UNOFFICIAL.

AN UNOFFICIAL VISIT.

OFFICIALLY, YES. OFFICIALLY, YES.

AND WHAT, TO THE BEST
OF YOUR UNDERSTANDING,

WERE YOUR DUTIES
WITH REGARD TO THE EMIR? WERE YOUR DUTIES
WITH REGARD TO THE EMIR?

I WAS SUPPOSED
TO SHOW HIM A GOOD TIME. I WAS SUPPOSED
TO SHOW HIM A GOOD TIME.

[POUNDS GAVEL] [POUNDS GAVEL]

A GOOD TIME?

YES. THAT'S WHAT
MR. HILLEY SAID. YES. THAT'S WHAT
MR. HILLEY SAID.

MR. HILLEY TOLD YOU

TO SHOW THE EMIR
A GOOD TIME. TO SHOW THE EMIR
A GOOD TIME.

ACTUALLY THE EXACT WORDS
WERE "A VERY GOOD TIME." ACTUALLY THE EXACT WORDS
WERE "A VERY GOOD TIME."

AND, UH... AND, UH...

HOW DID YOU INTERPRET
THIS CURIOUS DIRECTIVE?

I DIDN'T
INTERPRET IT. I DIDN'T
INTERPRET IT.

I JUST DID IT.

I TOOK THE EMIR
AND HIS FRIENDS I TOOK THE EMIR
AND HIS FRIENDS

TO A PARTY AT
LOU FOX'S SAFARI CLUB

WHERE I USED TO WORK. WHERE I USED TO WORK.

I HAVE
TO SAY I FEEL BADLY

ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.

IT'S THE FIRST TIME
MRS. ST. JOHN GOT BUSTED. IT'S THE FIRST TIME
MRS. ST. JOHN GOT BUSTED.

[LAUGHTER]

OF COURSE,
I COULD BE WRONG. OF COURSE,
I COULD BE WRONG.

[LAUGHTER]

[POUNDS GAVEL] [POUNDS GAVEL]

LET'S DISCUSS YOUR TRIP
ABROAD WITH THE EMIR. LET'S DISCUSS YOUR TRIP
ABROAD WITH THE EMIR.

YES, SIR.

DIDN'T YOU THINK
IT WAS UNUSUAL

FOR A PERSON LIKE YOURSELF
WITH NO PRACTICAL EXPERTISE FOR A PERSON LIKE YOURSELF
WITH NO PRACTICAL EXPERTISE

TO BE SENT ON A MISSION
OF SUCH IMPORTANCE? TO BE SENT ON A MISSION
OF SUCH IMPORTANCE?

YES. BUT I FIGURED

THEY KNOW WHAT
THEY WERE DOING THEY KNOW WHAT
THEY WERE DOING

BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE THE EXPERTS. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE THE EXPERTS.

THE PURPOSE
OF THIS HEARING

IS TO FIND
WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE. IS TO FIND
WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE.

IF YOU
GIVE US A NAME....

NO, SIR, I'M SORRY.
I CAN'T DO THAT. NO, SIR, I'M SORRY.
I CAN'T DO THAT.

YOU CAN'T? YOU CAN'T?

WHY NOT?

BECAUSE I'M RESPONSIBLE. BECAUSE I'M RESPONSIBLE.

[POUNDS GAVEL]

MY DAD SAYS

IF YOU LET A GUY
SELL YOU A DIAMOND RING IF YOU LET A GUY
SELL YOU A DIAMOND RING

FOR ONLY 10 CENTS, FOR ONLY 10 CENTS,

CHANCES ARE YOUR RING
ISN'T WORTH A DIME.

I BOUGHT THE WHOLE MINE. I BOUGHT THE WHOLE MINE.

I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING
A FREE RIDE-- I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING
A FREE RIDE--

OR A CHEAP ONE.

AND I REALLY HAVE
TO THANK THEM FOR THAT. AND I REALLY HAVE
TO THANK THEM FOR THAT.

I MEAN, THE PEOPLE
WHO SOLD IT TO ME.

DO YOU WANT
TO KNOW SOMETHING? DO YOU WANT
TO KNOW SOMETHING?

BEFORE I STARTED
WORKING FOR THE GOVERNMENT, BEFORE I STARTED
WORKING FOR THE GOVERNMENT,

I'D NEVER READ
THE CONSTITUTION.

I DIDN'T KNOW
HOW THINGS WORKED. I DIDN'T KNOW
HOW THINGS WORKED.

I DIDN'T READ
THE NEWSPAPER, I DIDN'T READ
THE NEWSPAPER,

EXCEPT TO LOOK UP
MY HOROSCOPE. EXCEPT TO LOOK UP
MY HOROSCOPE.

AND I NEVER READ

THE DECLARATION
OF INDEPENDENCE.

BUT I KNOW THEY HAD, BUT I KNOW THEY HAD,

THE ONES
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT--

THE EXPERTS-- THE EXPERTS--

THEY ALL READ IT AND
FORGOT WHAT IT'S ABOUT.

IT'S ABOUT "WE THE PEOPLE,"
AND THAT'S ME. IT'S ABOUT "WE THE PEOPLE,"
AND THAT'S ME. IT'S ABOUT "WE THE PEOPLE,"
AND THAT'S ME.

I'M "WE THE PEOPLE."

YOU'RE "WE THE PEOPLE"... YOU'RE "WE THE PEOPLE"...

AND ALL OF US,
WE'RE ALL "WE THE PEOPLE."

SO WHEN THEY SELL ME
THAT 10-CENT DIAMOND, SO WHEN THEY SELL ME
THAT 10-CENT DIAMOND,

OR DOWN THE RIVER, OR
TO SOME GUY WEARING MEDALS, OR DOWN THE RIVER, OR
TO SOME GUY WEARING MEDALS,

THAT MEANS
THEY'RE SELLING ALL OF US--

ALL OF "WE THE PEOPLE." ALL OF "WE THE PEOPLE."

AND WHEN THEY--

I MEAN, WHEN YOU GUYS
SPEND ANOTHER PILE OF MONEY I MEAN, WHEN YOU GUYS
SPEND ANOTHER PILE OF MONEY I MEAN, WHEN YOU GUYS
SPEND ANOTHER PILE OF MONEY

AND WHEN YOU SELL THOSE
GUNS, TANKS, AND PLANES, AND WHEN YOU SELL THOSE
GUNS, TANKS, AND PLANES,

AND EVERY TIME YOU INVITE

ANOTHER FOREIGN BIG SHOT
TO THE WHITE HOUSE ANOTHER FOREIGN BIG SHOT
TO THE WHITE HOUSE

AND HUG AND KISS
AND GIVE THEM PRESENTS,

IT AFFECTS
"WE THE PEOPLE'S" LIVES. IT AFFECTS
"WE THE PEOPLE'S" LIVES.

SO IF WE DON'T--

IF I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE UP TO IF I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE UP TO

AND I DON'T HOLLER
AND SCREAM

WHEN YOU'RE
DOING IT WRONG, WHEN YOU'RE
DOING IT WRONG,

AND IF I MIND
MY OWN BUSINESS

AND DON'T VOTE OR CARE, AND DON'T VOTE OR CARE,

THEN I GET WHAT I DESERVE.

NOW THAT I'M SUNNY DAVIS,
PRIVATE CITIZEN, AGAIN, NOW THAT I'M SUNNY DAVIS,
PRIVATE CITIZEN, AGAIN,

YOU'LL HAVE TO
WATCH OUT FOR ME,

'CAUSE I'LL BE WATCHING 'CAUSE I'LL BE WATCHING

ALL OF YOU LIKE A HAWK. ALL OF YOU LIKE A HAWK.

[CHEERING]

I'M SURE THE GOOD SENSE
OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE I'M SURE THE GOOD SENSE
OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

WILL ALLOW THEM
TO DISTINGUISH BETWEEN WILL ALLOW THEM
TO DISTINGUISH BETWEEN

A FEW TRIVIAL AND
UNSUPPORTED ALLEGATIONS-- A FEW TRIVIAL AND
UNSUPPORTED ALLEGATIONS--

THERE SHE IS!
SUNNY!

AAH! AAH!

OH. OH. OH. OH.

GET OFF OF ME, YOU TWIT! GET OFF OF ME, YOU TWIT!

HOW'D I DO?

GREAT. GREAT.

REALLY?

OF COURSE.

IT'S THE NEW ME.
I SAY WHAT I THINK. IT'S THE NEW ME.
I SAY WHAT I THINK.

THAT'S NICE, MICHAEL.
THAT'S REALLY NICE. THAT'S NICE, MICHAEL.
THAT'S REALLY NICE.

KNOW WHAT ELSE? WHAT?

IF YOU EVER
RUN FOR OFFICE,

I SHOULD MANAGE
YOUR CAMPAIGN. I SHOULD MANAGE
YOUR CAMPAIGN.

ARE YOU KIDDING?

YOU'RE RUNNING
FOR OFFICE?

RUN FOR PRESIDENT! RUN FOR PRESIDENT!

SUNNY DAVIS
FOR PRESIDENT!

WAIT A MINUTE!

WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE!

WAIT A MINUTE,
PLEASE, EVERYBODY.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH,

BUT IT'S REALLY
NOT MY STYLE.

HEY, SUNNY,
WHAT ABOUT CONGRESS? HEY, SUNNY,
WHAT ABOUT CONGRESS?

WHAT ABOUT RUNNING
FOR CONGRESS, SUNNY? WHAT ABOUT RUNNING
FOR CONGRESS, SUNNY?

THE POLLS HAVE BEEN CLOSED
FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES

HERE IN DIAMOND JUNCTION,
OREGON, HERE IN DIAMOND JUNCTION,
OREGON,

AND IT IS STILL IMPOSSIBLE
TO PICK A WINNER. AND IT IS STILL IMPOSSIBLE
TO PICK A WINNER.

SOME PEOPLE ARE CALLING
TONIGHT'S CONTEST

ONE OF THE CLOSEST RACES
IN CONGRESSIONAL HISTORY. ONE OF THE CLOSEST RACES
IN CONGRESSIONAL HISTORY.

BOTH CANDIDATES
GAINED EARLY--

THE CANDIDATE
IS COMING TO THE PODIUM.

THIS IS SURE TO BE
NO CONCESSION. THIS IS SURE TO BE
NO CONCESSION.

[CHEERING]

SUNNY! SUNNY! SUNNY!

SUNNY! SUNNY! SUNNY! SUNNY! SUNNY! SUNNY!

SUNNY! SUNNY! SUNNY! SUNNY! SUNNY! SUNNY!

LISTEN, I JUST WANT TO SAY
A COUPLE OF THINGS. LISTEN, I JUST WANT TO SAY
A COUPLE OF THINGS.

FIRST, THIS IS NOT
A VICTORY SPEECH FIRST, THIS IS NOT
A VICTORY SPEECH

BECAUSE
WE HAVEN'T WON...YET.

[CHEERING] [CHEERING]

ALSO, IT'S LATE SO I WANT
TO TAKE THIS CHANCE... ALSO, IT'S LATE SO I WANT
TO TAKE THIS CHANCE...

Anchor: INCIDENTALLY,
TONIGHT'S ELECTION COVERAGE

WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY
SCHMITTER'S, WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY
SCHMITTER'S,

FOR ALL YOUR HARDWARE NEEDS.
CORNER OF MAIN AND SUPERIOR. FOR ALL YOUR HARDWARE NEEDS.
CORNER OF MAIN AND SUPERIOR.

NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS,

WE'RE GOING TO
GO ON TOGETHER, WE'RE GOING TO
GO ON TOGETHER,

YOU AND ME,

AND THIS COUNTRY'S
BEST CAMPAIGN MANAGER, AND THIS COUNTRY'S
BEST CAMPAIGN MANAGER,

MY HUSBAND, MICHAEL!

AND, OF COURSE,
MY VERY GOOD FRIEND AND, OF COURSE,
MY VERY GOOD FRIEND

AND THE BEST BABY-SITTER

A WORKING WOMAN
COULD EVER WISH FOR, A WORKING WOMAN
COULD EVER WISH FOR,

MY VERY GOOD FRIEND,
AL KABEER! MY VERY GOOD FRIEND,
AL KABEER!

[CHEERING]

I HAVE A PHONE CALL

THAT SOME OF YOU
MAY WANT TO HEAR. THAT SOME OF YOU
MAY WANT TO HEAR.

WHO IS IT?

HELLO? HELLO?

WHAT?

WE WON! WE WON!

[CHEERING]

WE WON! WE WON!

WE WON! WE WON!

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WARNER BROS.