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Mate.
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I just had the best idea
for a new business.
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You know how people
like to make sex tapes?
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Right. Fuck. What's this shit?
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-Turn that shit off.
-
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We go into business together,
right,
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making home porn.
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We go round to people's houses
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with a camera, lights
and all the gear
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and shoot sex tapes.
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Why would anybody
want to do that?
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Mate, people will love it.
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-I wouldn't.
-Yeah, but you're a prude.
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Mate, this is a great idea.
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You sure you don't want to
get in on this?
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I came up with a name
for the business.
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- Mm-hm?
-You ready?
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-Mm.
-'Home-o Erotic'. Right?
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But the 'homo' is spelt
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H-O-M-E-O.
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Home-o Erotic. Get it?
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Do you know
what 'homoerotic' means?
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Yeah.
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It means 'gay'.
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Like, gay sex.
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-Really?
-Mm.
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Oh, fuck. It took me, like,
an hour to come up with that.
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It's gotta be...
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..Gary's...
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'Gary's Glitter Productions'.
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Hmm?
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He was a pedo.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Mm-hm.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that wouldn't work.
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-Here we are.
-Thanks a lot.
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-Have a great day.
-See you.
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'Bye.
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Buy a new bag,
you cheap bastard.
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-Wow, look at you, eh?
-
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How you going, mate? Alright?
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What's this? When are you due?
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-Piss off.
-
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-You good?
-Oh, really good. Look at me.
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So, when are you gonna
come back and train?
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Eh, I've been training at home.
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So, how's Brucey?
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He passed, mate,
about a year ago.
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-Oh, shit.
-Yeah.
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Sorry, mate.
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Oh, I heard he wasn't too good.
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-Yeah, yeah, so...
-Ah, that's fucked.
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Yeah, what are you gonna do,
mate? You know...
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-You holding up alright?
-Not too bad, you know.
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Come on.
Hands up, hands up.
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-This place hasn't changed.
-Just how I like it.
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-How's Killy going? Alright?
-He's good. Really good.
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-Yeah?
-Yeah. So, what about you?
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You still cracking heads?
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-Every now and then.
-You're not getting any younger.
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What else am I gonna do?
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Start a gym?
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Yeah, but I gotta
make some money.
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There's more important things
than money.
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-Is there?
-Yeah.
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This place hasn't made me rich,
but I love what I do.
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I love coming in here every day.
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-It's my life.
-Mm.
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Do you love what you do,
aside from money?
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Come on!
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Not particularly.
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You've got to ask yourself,
"Why am I doing it?"
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-
-
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Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!
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Piu-piu! Piu-piu!
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Piu!
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Piu.
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Thought you were pretty smart,
didn't you?
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Well, time to die.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, shit.
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-What's going on?
-Nothing.
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Couldn't get the passionfruit
yoghurt, alright.
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So...
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Hey.
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Come inside.
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-
-'Sup?
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You tell me.
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What?
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It's not mine.
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Cut the crap, princess.
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It's yours, not mine.
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Why are you such a smart-arse
all of a sudden?
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Why do you have a gun?
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Doesn't matter why I got a gun.
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What matters is you shouldn't be
playing with it.
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If you didn't have a gun,
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then I wouldn't be playing
with it, now, would I?
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-So, where's the hole?
-What hole?
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The hole you made
when you fired the pistol.
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How do you know I fired it?
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Smell the gunpowder.
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So, why have you got a gun?
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-Burglars.
-Burglars?
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Yeah, you know what
burglars are, don't you?
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Can we go shooting?
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-Nup.
-Why not?
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'Cause I said.
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Please!
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Nup.
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If you took me shooting,
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then, you know,
you can teach me and stuff.
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Don't go in my room again,
alright?
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Huh? Don't eye-roll me.
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-Cut it out, I said.
-My eyes are closed.
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How can I eye-roll
when my eyes are closed?
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I don't know,
but I know you're doing it.
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-What a jerk.
-'Scuse me?
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Nothing.
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How do I know your medicine
is true medicine?
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Very easy.
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Get some 20 hunters with me.
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When all is ready,
I will rob the base...
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oss-breeze
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here at the ground...
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Mm, Superman, right?
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He's flying around,
cruising around Metropolis,
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looking for bad guys, right?
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He's flying around,
flying around.
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And all of a sudden,
he looks down.
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-He sees Wonder Woman, right.
-Mm, mm.
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She's starkers.
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Buck naked, all oiled up,
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sunbaking on top of
this building.
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-Right?
-Mm-hm. Mm.
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Straightaway, instant boner.
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Cracks a fat. Super fat, right?
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He thinks to himself,
"With my super speed,
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"I could fly down there,
root her,
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"give her
a quick couple of pumps
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"and then be out of there before
she even knows what hit her."
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-Huh?
-Mm.
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So, he zooms down,
10,000 miles an hour,
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gives her a quick couple
of pumps, blows his load
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and he's gone in, like,
half a second, right?
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Yeah.
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Wonder Woman jumps to her feet
and goes,
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"What the fuck was that?!"
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The Invisible Man goes,
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"I don't know, but my arsehole's
fucking killing me."
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-Fucked him up the arse.
-
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..beautifully,
right off the meat of the bat.
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Superman would be able
to see him, though.
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No, he wouldn't. He's invisible.
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Yeah, but, like, in real life,
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'cause he's got that fuckin',
um, X-ray vision.
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Yeah, but X-ray vision
helps you to see through shit.
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It doesn't help you to see stuff
that's invisible.
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What about that heat vision
thing he's got?
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He sees infrared
and all that kind of crap.
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Oh, mate, it's a joke.
It's a joke.
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What does the Starship
'Enterprise' and toilet paper
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have in common?
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Don't know. What?
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They both search Uranus
for Klingons.
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-Eh.
-Don't like it?
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Eh, it's not bad.
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Superman joke's better.
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Mm.
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Oh, mate...
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..I know you just got out,
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but I need you
to do me a favour.
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Here we go.
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I need you to go to my house,
grab something for me.
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What?
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-You know my stash spot?
-Mm.
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I need you to go in there
and grab the black plastic bag.
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What's in it?
Your pee-pee movies?
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-No, I've already got those.
-Oh, good.
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-Just grab the black bag.
-Alright.
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Thanks, mate. I appreciate it.
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In you come.
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♪ And I don't know
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♪ If I could stand
another hand upon you
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♪ All I know is that... ♪
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Hello, Ray.
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How you going?
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Where are these things you need?
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Basement.
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After you.
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You right?
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Are you right?
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Future's female, is it?
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Sure is.
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What's in the bag, Ray?
Your pee-pee movies?
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They were Gary's.
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-
-How'd you go?
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Tat's new boyfriend's
a bit of a cunt.
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-Mm. Should have shot her.
-Yeah.
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So, what's this?
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Open it.
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What is it?
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-A Vajankle.
-A what?
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A Vajankle.
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-What do you do with it?
-You jerk off with it.
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You've had your cock in this?
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Yeah. Oi!
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Here, here, here, have a look.
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See? You put your cock in it.
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You put your cock in this part
with the vagina
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and then you play with the foot.
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What?
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Why would you put your cock
in a foot?
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'Cause I've got a foot fetish.
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-You need help, mate.
-
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Don't knock it
till you try it, Ray.
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-Hello?
-RAFAEL: Hey, Ray, you free?
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Yeah, mate, what's up?
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-I've got a job for you.
-OK. What is it?
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UMS AND RATTLES)
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This way.
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Just down here.
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In here.
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Just gonna stand there,
are you?
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-What happened?
-Does it fuckin' matter?
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Look, get this bitch
out of here.
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My folks are gonna be home
in, like, an hour or so.
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She's somebody's daughter,
fuckhead.
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Get around that side.
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-Lift her up.
-Yep.
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Go around.
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-Get the door.
-OK.
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-RAFAEL: How'd you go?
-Yeah, good.
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What do you want me
to do with it?
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Take it out to Dural.
Bramble Road, lot three.
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There's a piggery out the back
of the farmhouse there.
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Feed it to the pigs.
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OK.
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Hey, Samantha C.
How are you tonight?
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Hello, Steve.
Thanks for taking my call.
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My pleasure, darling.
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Now, tell us all how you met
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your sweetheart, Lachlan C.
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Well, I was on
the train home one night
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and I was carrying
a big stack of stuff...
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..between me and the groper
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and kind of protected me,
you know?
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And that was Lachlan.
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Your knight in shining armour.
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Yeah, we...
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Samantha, this is
a fantastic romantic story.
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I really hope
your fears are unfounded.
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Stay with us here at Radio 1128
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'Stay With Me ',
Lorraine Ellison.
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♪ Where did you go
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♪ When things went wrong, baby?
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♪ Who did you run to... ♪
259
00:25:45,533 --> 00:25:51,072
♪ And find a shoulder
to lay your head upon?
260
00:25:51,105 --> 00:25:57,045
♪ Baby, wasn't I there?
261
00:25:57,078 --> 00:26:03,318
♪ Didn't I take
good care of you?
262
00:26:04,552 --> 00:26:10,758
♪ No, no, I can't believe
you're leaving me
263
00:26:13,528 --> 00:26:18,299
♪ Stay with me, baby
264
00:26:18,333 --> 00:26:24,005
♪ Please stay with me, baby
265
00:26:24,038 --> 00:26:28,142
♪ Oh, stay with me, baby
266
00:26:28,176 --> 00:26:34,215
♪ I can't go on
267
00:26:36,050 --> 00:26:41,856
♪ Who did you touch
268
00:26:41,890 --> 00:26:45,093
♪ When you
needed
269
00:26:45,126 --> 00:26:47,529
♪ Tenderness?
270
00:26:47,562 --> 00:26:52,734
♪ I gave you so much
271
00:26:52,767 --> 00:26:55,136
♪ And in return
272
00:26:55,169 --> 00:27:00,208
♪ I found happiness... ♪
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