All language subtitles for Kick-Ass (2010)_track3_[eng]

Guardian Of tne universe.

[PROUSCUNG US AGAINS! ine forees of evil

Ne SUPSTOOWATS Oi thIS MAN...

He Gatien @ bullet)

halt a Soeecling wan.

Ane! Ise tall ouilclings in a single loounel

UO I UNE SKYno.
AS it 2 Dire?

A maiinan oy CGAY...

Cii’s guardian by night

re aad ‘hot abe rey ra "ore
from tine forces of evil,

Ine world nas been protecise
by a Group of extraordinary WOlme la

mno have Cecicated themselves
to fflonting

Mysterious traveler iron anoiner climension.

Hie has var oeyone)l
ine Capabilities oF earthlings.

I always wonelaree!
why nobody cid kt before me.

/ mean, ail tnOSe Connie LOOKS,
movies, TV shows,

ot en , oe eh on i et nal er
would have mace himself a cosiume:

dey Ite really So exching?

Are senools ane! oiniices so wnilling

inant lim tine Onky
WiNnO evar fantasized about tinis?

Comer win yYourseli:

AN foolnt in our lives,
we tO be a superhero.

rTnekS NOt ly time WANY.

TAKS Annenian Guy
win a history of healiooulems

Wino ann I? Inn KieleAss.

iiates
back any of this crazy shit happened.

I Twas tine last
youre expect to a Sypernero.

Hi NOL SAYING
wnere anything wrong with me,

but inere was nomning Soackl, ner.

-Asshole.
—] wasnt gooris.

/ wasn a metnisie or a harclcore Gamer,

1 didn’t have @ jlarcing)
or an eating

ar 8,000 trends on MySpace.

iy only superpower
was being invisiole to girls;

And out oi my iintencls, mean,
I wasnt evan the iunny one.

ILIKE MOST Peoole my age, | just easted

Good morming, class.

PISase OOeN your to Act 2, Scane 2.

Kiek iin my oeciroonn cloor,
ane you'd probally me watening TV

or talking to my Yodd on Skype...

Are you Family Guy?
SNODES

Me, Cheek out nigolesiio.com.
It’s good.

ooo Of JAMMING) Oink,
mosily to my English

Davewlizewskil

Donarnipkaliinavienmanoticec
you looking att my tits, Dave.

| want your hanes alll me, Deve.

Rigas!

Sure, & lot or ne
through the average cay

maxing Caoosks
lin the whack-or waranouse for later.

Tnougin wo be honest

lt CGI LAKE MAUGN 10 St ME Oi.

/ swear, when my honnones balance our

Snares in Kleenex
are gonna take a MEN.

Dave Lizewski, souleln’t you los looking
ett right

Yes, Mrs. Zane.

But cont get me wrong).
/ CInIS mly OWN AG, sO.

esoaclally Kaila Deauxma

riley, GOrjSOus.

You meant aria. | know. | Kinswy weit

| wes just Kxicleling.

Okey, Cool.

Oh, nny Goel.

riley. Look, ln Vodel's mon.

The’s itunny. Unis is your cad,

No, then’s sull my mom, acueilhy,

Winer tine tuck!

/ WAS just a regular GuUry.

‘i oie panei acl le no inode < "
yrom 2 cloomec! aliian world.

You know wnat? Voce saiic
they do still make Count Chocula.

Tiney just con't sell it att tine store anymore,

as : lhe ane ounin ,
in the kitchen...

aMonn?
= 0.48 Q900SEd to a gunman in the allay.

So ii’ you hoping vor any,

"| Will avenge you, Miotiner!”

youre our or lua.

in tne 18 monins since my motner chee)

me only enronany I nae!
was realizing Just Goes on.

Dicl they Gnange tthe bee's lace?

No

riow Gomme nooody's rise]
to be a superhero?

BOY, | con't know.

Proodioly ‘cause K's tucking impossible,
clioshrit.

Wine, putting on a mask ainel
nelping people? How's IMPOSSIOIEY,

IAs AOt Superinero, thougin.
i OWAIS) super?

Supers like being everyoodly
flying Shit. That's just hero.

No, it's not Nero.
Its just tucking psweno.

riello? Bruce Weyne?
rie clint AMIVAOOW.ERS®

ss 4 corte nae am
inert CloSesini't exist

| thought you meant, like,
a OMACOMME MOD OGY, itt ir iia

NYeain, Toclel, tina's winatt | rmmeentt

Duele, tir anyoochy clic tt tin reall lita,
they'd get their ass kicked.

=They el loe clea iin, like, a claty.
ofA\ Claly.

Yealn, OX,
mn not saying they should co it.

[just cant igure our why nobody does.

Seriously, out of alll the millions of psoole
wino superheroes,

your'e! think one woulle give It a itry,

JESUS, GUYS, Coss It Not bug your?

ie ay re ba lo einai
wanna foe Paris lnitition

ane] NOOOCIY to bbe SolderMan?

sie 2 ay ois - let iq
She has, like, no tits at alll.

Meivios it's the tae.
rie doesn't a porn tae.

You guys
One Night in Soider-Man?

Guess wino?

Is it me or clo you kinel of feel sonny
for Chris DiAmico?

Yealn, it must be tenrlole
to a fich everything you want.

| wisn you wouleln’t have saiic! ainyiining)

cause | tee! like lim gonna sian enyiing.
ARG ht.

ine tact tinatt he's allways on his own?

We snoullel, like, tall to Alin.
See if he wants to hang out with us.

I clicin’t say we Snoule talk to Ini. | just...

Tinink it. Come on, litel oe awasonne.

i’ he was our tiene,
NO One would ever ituck with us again.

Well, Go On tinen, Tod. You wanna...

| GSt UP.
-NO, NO...

pYOU Wanna GO talk to linn? | nove.
-DEVE... shoule go.

-Daive snoullel go.
“Win?

-Dalve, you Soule! ‘totally go.
00:07:20,421
“You're a cliex.

PUCK Ot

Dicl you soraly anyining over there?

Vealn, I nin
| might have just shat in my pants a litte.

-See you latter.
-Godl, youl.

Ir then Guy would heve SeokeNn to me
like that, | woullel kicked! his ass.

‘Vode, when heve you ever
kicked! anyone's ass?

Winenever, main.
| would] have just gone for his knees.

-Youre Not making Sense.
“What I'm saying is the centriiiugal forces

or Batman's batarang would unciouloteelly
penectratte the Joker's ttlelel,

leaving nin totally vulneralole to tne...
ey io

“Pussy paittrol.
ruck,

ar nrones, Money.
-Dude, not again, on.

=| Clon't Nave One.

E-SOMeone It last week.
SUSS\ A

-Give me tthe bag.
{ts just comics.

YO, YOU WIA tO Get Cun?

Look ait tnis asshole just wanening,

Comer win yYourseli:

Woule you clo anyining chiverenthy?

We iin troulale,
and we wish we could helo,

lout we clon

Une world t livac! th,
METOESHON Ns Gn LOOKS:

Ane | inet would have been OKayy
if bac! Guys

Buk UneyiTe NOt!

Pranic, I'm telling you, man,
] im not making this up.

Tinis tucking Gury OUR oF nownere,
kicks our asses,

ancl steals alll tine GOK!

Tinis woullel oe tine guy
tinett looks like Batman?

| client saty Ine looked! like Betuman,

You did, We.
You OUy, like Betunan.

=e said like a mask ane! Stu,
@ Caoe.

-Yealn, like Batman.
-| didnt say “Like Batman.”

| never saiicl “Bettman.”

Let me ttealll you tthe proolem
I got with The.

Our role with Russians
tells things a litle cliffarent.

Accoreling to ini, you solel iniinn ny coke
Vou money.

Thet’s a tuexing lel

| can't believe that you would believe
this shit a fucking Russian, man!

Let me see, lire.
rey, likely, hun?

Tihett youre a grescly little cocksucker
or alll my coke was by Superman?

Batimnan
=] never said Batman!

Now inny Is walling out there
in Car tO GO to movies,

ancl | ain't gonna cliseoooint iin,

JOS, youre iin charge.

Prank... Frankie!
That's gotta oe tihe worst itucking excuse

| ever Inearel, Wire.

-Sorry youl to Wwailt, ouciely.
-The is starting in 10 minutes.

I's oxay. We're Gool.
We're only gonna miss the taillers.

NYeain. Burt | waintt to get some fxoocor,

When we get iin there,
get Chiis popcorn.

“Okey?
-You fucking motheriuckers]

Winelt clo you waintt to elrinix?
You want a Peosi?

“Veal, what's tile.
-Get him a Pepsi, ll ain less.

MIb 00:10:42,706
Like winen tiney fnib<
tine racl one ane tine blue one.

And pack or Iwizzlers,

vine Comic books nacl it wrong.

lt chaln'tt take @ trauma Or Cosmic rays
or a joowar ring to @ Supernero.

JUST ine penect Gomoination
Of optimism naivety.

You TUGKING Emasome.

Come on then, loring it on!

Daddy, hm scared,

Come on, Mincly, honey.

Be a lg Girl now.
There's nothing to Of.

Fis K gonna hurt pect?
-Oln, chilld.

Only tor a seconel, sugar.

A hanelguin loullet wavels ait... More than?

=/00 miles an nour.
-/00 miles an hour.

SO ait close range like this,
is gonna take you off your feet for sure,

oun it's reallly no painiul
@ punen iin

| Nee Getting puncned in the chest,

You're gonna loe tine, loaloy clolll,

Flow was tinett? Not so load,

Kine! or tun, hun?
Now you know how tt feels.

You won't oe scarec!
winen junkie oulls a Glock.

-| wouldn't nave losen scairec] anywelys.
That's my girl.

All figint, up you Come On.
Two more rounds and tinen nome.

Agelin’?

Look, only tir we
loy the bowling alley on tihe wary back.

Tine loowling alley?

Weain. Anel ice cream eter,

Okey. Iwo rounds.

No wincing, no whining,
ane you got yourself a deal, young lacy.

Yealnl Pm Gonna get a not fudge sundae,

Good call, loaloy coll.

SO, you thougint a litle alooutt
you might want tor your binindey?

Can | get a puppy?

at a Cog?

Neain, a Cudlelly, tluiniy one.

Ane] 2 Bratz Movie Siar Mekeovar Sasa.

Ninn Just TUcKINg witin you, [Derclely

Look, lel love
al A2 louttterily knife.

Ol, Grille.

You always knock me tor a loop.

-You know wine?
aWwinen?

Ii GONNA Get YOU wo.

One ballisong. Two balisong.
That's whet you get.

“Ine Glass of tasinion ane tine mole! of torn

"Tine Ooserved! oF alll Oloservers
quite, quite clown!

“Ane |, of laches
most deject wretched...”

fil! foe nonest)

mere wasnt a whole lot
of crime-fighting in first few weeks.

But evan
ny kept me plenty busy.

/ calllec! it joreparaidion.

But ir you called i rantasizing,
lit woul have flo argue,

Al | knew
el never tal so Good myself

Okay, l Sail
in belaiesting hase,

lout it Was 2 Siari

WWinait tine ituck aire you looking art?

Nothing.
Set tine fuck our of here.

LiKe every serial Killar allreacky knew,

evaniually, iantiaszing
just coesntt clo it for you anymore.

kt WAS Wine Wo engage,

Winer tine tuck?

Winatt tine tuck you looking eit?

| saticl, wineit the tuck aire you looking eit?

TWO Gneaio-snikt losers Screwing witin 2 Carr

tine prooeloly
worked their ass Ot tto Paty tor.

-Sely
-Leave iit be, man.

rns motnanucker is coviously ign,

just think it sucks
youl guys think you YOU Went.

JUS Wall irom tne
ancl we forget aloout this.

You're crazy, main.

PUCK Tinls Sint

Sinitt!
-Let’s get out of here!

f around! ior just long enougn
fo beg

not Ko welll anyooely aloout ine Costume.

Fla aronmsed ne woulleln't

A | new any Ckac} gonna Kall me.

Winy can't | heave a gun?
I'm a security quare.

You're 2 cloonmnan now.
You cont get a gun no more.

Look att me. || look like a putz!

You look snare. Look ait alll trem lutions.
your jo. Open tine tucking coor.

Good moming, Frank.
-riey, Joe, how you doing?

ASreait.
-Wantt some cones?

Meno latter. Morning, Ange,

“Good moming.
-Chris.

Good moming, Joe.

Prax, We Qt 4 Wing.

ts & lolg thing, Prank.

Samy, non,

DO winelt YOu Gat to clo,

Clatis, you! tihink you're Going?

=| Got to talk to Dal.
-Christooher.

Frank, Ione

Winere clo you think youre going?

| clon’...
| don’t mind you talking business, Dad.

| WAS just Gonna sit iin there quisitly.

| mean, | Soule probelaly
siart leaming this stut? anyway, right?

riley, GO tinishA your oatuneal.

God damn te! In gonna be 18
in eight months, for Christ's sakes.

PUCK.

Take 2 Seat

xSO proolemn?
-Our Russian sys Tre just rn

anouner tive keys ett hail? orice,

Winien Ira? ire Wire?

Rigi, Dead Ure,

SO now l'nn gettting tuckec
in the ass by a ghost?

Or Tre was telling the truth.

Wihneit, tnis is nny Gnoice,
Kooital in ghosts or superneroes?

Wall, not ine pain elooutt
superhero, Frankie,

oun just that he migint hawe
healllly; Gatiiled lov sonneloocly.

think we'el lostiter Invite
our Russian over for a tirlenclly chat,

see winett’s reallly going on,

You loeatt mine to it.
] to gat you breakfast this moming.

Hepoy loirtndey, swastneant,

Chaek tinis our,

Olh, thank you, thank you, thank youl

ON, hniy gosh.

IDX
yall

Wow

Wreticn, (Del.

Olkely, (OOP Gluilz.

Winent’s tne proper vor or those?

Easy, oallisong. it’s Filipino.
Ask me anoner.

excellent, good:

The AR=15 @ lighter,
emailer calliloer version of what design?

Eugene Stoners AIR-10.
Now give me a one.

Trine name of

Jonn Woo's first itulkiengun reewre?

rie han rou ging, rine Young Dragons,

Daa
aclely, lool.

rly, On, youre not looking.

Tine point is,
some tucker Is killing our guys.

Uniti] we tine! out wino tinait is,
Kc omavannaisee

ainy OF YOu loltenes Sitting arounc!
on your asses, alll right?

Winett tne tuck clo you...

Fiellio?

riey, Joe, yealn,

No, hia's just training right mow,

One seconel,

Dacl, pnonel

Dal, tine plnone's tor you.
aWNO Is it?

tS JOS!

i ies a hh on ail
“Yeah, Frank,

TUMAS OUK we alln’t Got
tine vise Nere no more.

REaING

BU We ClO Gor
Se lorancknew industrial microwave.

ite It for treating tine lumioer.

Well, tnatt is neat.

| think you must le conitusing me
witin Someone

Who GIVES 4 Shik aloour tne tucking luni

Yealn, oxety, alll loin, Prank.
All right, lin sorry.

-l'mn sony, okay?
> ..Gat dine inionnetion.

/Alll rigint, olkeryy

AN righht, on. Go alngad.

rey, look, tine guys tell me
ne’s Tre Femancez. What clo | know?

“Sut UP.
Now you say Femeancez is dead.

-Get inside. Shut upl
Okay, no, ine liedl

FIG lie AlOOurL...
-Pucking mamneluke.

Fe lee

DOSS this work like
a reguiar microwave or wineit?

Puck clo | know? We're hot making
a fucking Hungryvian clinner here.

Just turn tt on.

Okay, | wanna know wie youl Our GOke.

- ve leet sonny |
wino's clea tinis wine.

Can he hear you?
I don't think he can hear you.

| saticl, wino really sole! you our coke?

Wino

Re)
sole you

our coKe?

nSwiS¥awesonmc)
| like tricking Wolverine.

Tiney sul have
thant CELE COMA OUSCHOOI,

NYeain, iS gonna heve a melicown.

Dave, | naee to ask you SONnething.

Tine police resort,

iney voune you naikedl,

You saiiel you client rememioer win,

ihe muggers, they clicin't..

Winent?)

NOWEsts}

NiO, I... | Wasn't even...

in the aimloulance,
tiney threw my away

- Cause of tine lolood.
ARght.

OkayRokayp

Dal, Darl.

Seamed Mo ait
before I on my feet

wee al
Or NOW

Apart iironn messed yo enclhags,

ihedOclOrsiadiinanaged
tO tik me Yo pretiy Good.

anlar one i
ENON

You're like tucking Jason Bourne
or something, man. Thett owns.

-riow aloourt tineit?
NS, Mv fy

Give It a tucking mein.

ve only been loack Inala clery,

ane] you're ailreaiely
making me miss the hesoitell.

rie’s right. Iii Sonny.
Im acting totally chilclish.

PStOo wiltin tine fork.
=| apologize.

riow are you? You look loaner.

in goocl. Yeain, mucn lostier.

riley, you're linto comic books, aren't you?

Well, me and Erixe
sometimes hang out school

eit this reallly greet store Atomic Comics.

They make tine best
Wwnite Gnocolatte mocna laine.

Yealn?

Well, | coulel buy you SOmeume
if you, you know, like,

Nac] SOMONE to ‘talllk ito.

Sure. Thank you.

OKaty, Well, Wl you latter.

Main, clic you sae thet?)
-Veal.

Katte Deauvana
ust to buy me Conise.

Yealn. You know,
| really con't think i like.

“Winer are you talking eloout?
-The point is,

Kettle Deaunma’s alll aloout tine lame clucxs:

NAINEI'S INIS Got to clo win me?

ve een tying to figure out
how tto ‘tell you this.

- There's a rumor going around...
ARIgiit.

=. ocllNEht YOU».
Winget?

CISA,

Winer Kine! of rumor is tine’?

Well, you know, | mean, geting mugged...

-You guys heve loeean muggecll
Yeah, | kinowy, but,

you know, we clicin't get loeait uD
eincl ewe alll our clotines taken Oi,

That's not wue.
The medic threw nny ENEMY.

You know, con't loOulrt fit
Rumors cont mean shit.

“We know tine trun. Yealn.
ARight?

Ane! wino Knows, louclehy,
this might even get you laid.

No, Not tf She thinks he's gely, Vodld.
You tucking retarel.

Thanks, Mary,
this is reallly tucking heloing me.

linn just loeing honest]

/ WAS Gelding lack wo my ole sali

/ snould have quit, oi
but you cant just reprogram yoursell

Wine you want, WhO You are,
your puroose in

No, linn just stancling arounel, you know.

No, Tra nol

lit dS Wane lit OS:

Mow eloour ttt, uli?

Neain. Dicln't Sse that, cliel you?

| think it's est ther you just wellk every,

Wall, menos you snoulein’t clo tineit.

Wine? Are you looking att me?
Well, this is my business.

Mia? iy narchvenre fixe

bat Tea Soa |
Kiek-Ass version 2.0,

Excuse Me, have you Seen this Gait?

-No? Okary, thank you.

excuse me, mean. lave you seen this cai?

"tn sorry. Die! you this can?

No? Okely.

rere, Ky. Flere, Mr, Bite,

Cone on... NO, NO, NO, NO, no]

No, no, no. Mr. Bitay, come on,

Backditencs on.
Let’s get you hone. On.

ruck you, Mir. Bite!

On, God), ln so sory, main.
-You fucking green...

Get uo. Get hina up.

Get Up.
-Tihanks, tirealk.

ley, leave hin alone!
-Puck off, man. lits OM OUOUSINESS)

riay! Cail 9111

riey, there's a clucle
clrassed like a superhero out there

hightiNG 2 lunch OF Guys.

KS tuexing awasone)

Keaveliimalone

Give ft up, man. Just wailk every.

NOMINEVET

Winett tine ituck is wrong with you, mean?

You'd rainer clie tor place OF Sih
thet you con't even fucking

Aine tinree assnoles

laying into Quy
wihile evenjoodly Walehes?

anc] YOU WAINht to Know
whats wrong with me?

NYeain, lel retiner elie.

So bring it on}

Youre tuexing erazy, Ikicl.

PUCK.

[inankayour

Winent?)

[inankayour

inet tucking rocked. Wino are you?

ome ener you ode ee ome out
Wingert is it?

ON We laKest Gonupuion Sscancall.
coming wo

a cosiumec! vignante
has Internet phenomenon

, it hah a i _ tom | aia Ire e
imeadtheimamsne maka bleyniewention,

relented alia Fast waar

=Tinis Is awvasonne.
Fuck, yea.

WE COTE ONIN SISpecl ake ation,
of Bys.on Now Yor. Eye on New York.

Flow tar woule! you
tO halo your tallow mean?

Tins Goloniul inclivicival
Nas oeen alll ovar tine news this week

einer a Vieleo of Inks intarvanidon
of sireet-gang violence

pean ae invorst-Welt eae
on tne Intemet.

Vinree assnoles laying Into guy winile...

My MiySoace,
Kiek-Ass's MySpace, 16,000 Counting.

Tis tning Going
] loving tt.

Avnel ttinelhy,
We Wwanit to know who Is this man?

Does anyone have any ieee
wino tinis wetsuit erusacer is?

Hla must be Someone's Son,
someone's brother

“someone's nexi-cloor neiginioor.
eee ey sh

eave YOU hun?
“What happened?

Winett hapoence? Iinis guy hapeened,

Is a Oreat day ror America, evaryooely,

Yeah, evenvjoocly's favorite Superinero
right now, KickAss, right?

KIGK-/\ DID): =
a

I lixe Kiek-Ass! ris costume Is erajooy,

Hie looks like a transvesie...

Nou know wineit? everyone likes KKick-Ass.

Dic! you une clip?
rie was actually pretty good.

Good att gettting his KkieKedl.

Inle snoulel caill Ininself Ass-Kick instead.

Mijancoccnievicnmmaxekconce!

_Mansvesine tinatt IS Kiek-/Ass
wil you clown, | say

That guy's gonna ene] up ceacl,
tina's winert | tinlink,

Are you Serious? The Guy Owns.

el eamnaill Nis site
ital a protolem fhdng.

Winait? Are you kicleling me?
l got 100 guys wie fx a problem,

you'el Inire oul iin pantyinese?

Well, | wouleln't wanna get in tne
OM OUMOUSITESS Minn not wanted.

Please, | know
you have me tor Kiek-Ass,

lout | am not MiekAss.

-You con't actually reac] connies?
Yeah, | just started.

| Got recommenced! some.

Like Scotti Shojo Beat
kine! of thing.

Ii not really lino
the superhero thing, though.

SO | guess you're not gonna line up
for tina new KickvAss comic then?

| GUESS NOL

But you iknow wine?
] seriously thinking of mailing his site.

I mean, | could reailly nelo
a guy like rloht now.

rielo? Really? Wert witin?

You know | volunteer
att the needle exchange.

No, | elicit
No, | lich

Weill, tnere’s this guy Rasull,
I falt so sorry for hin.

Anel tine | youre! Out
aloourt his uploringing Stuff, | just...

Wow, tinen’s weilrel.
has weallly, playing therapist.

Gan Imakerotcomeccionr,

Ever since | ince,
IWekalWaySawalntedganinienc

in ne ey el “ 4
-Veal.

I mean, tnen’s Not homopnooie, Is KK?

| mean, | con't think
your're alll or anything.

EO} No.
= Thank you.

I cont Know ir | evaryining Katie
had always creamed her gay would be,

out | trad my best!

BU iImporantly,
| talked? mailing Kick-Ass.

Long Story Snort,
dhis joarticoular lane Of hers

mumnec! OU to oe more or a lame coora,

Shae clichn’t money back
sne'd givan hin

or an aoologry vor tine lolaek eye
he'd givan

Sine just hina
HO Gat dhney dnrougn

Anolleaveliemalone

And! las oe reall, no owner request
could have given me aleasule!

Wino tine ituck aire you Supposed tto oe,
tine Grean Conclom?

You know iit ain't Flallloween
for montins, Kkicl?

Mn nere to see IRasull

NANO tine tuck are your?

im... lim 2 iienc] Of Kaitie’s:

Kids nowaclelys iin their tights.

So, which Of you guys is Rasul?

I Rasul. Can't you tell by muy loig tthtities?

Winett is this? Iiick or treat or something?

Fuck! Now I'm cleacl,

| Nawe a massage tor Rasull
eloount Kaitle Deaupana.

alKenia?
Youre Rasul?

Okey. You gotta stay awely iirom [Kaitle now.
Its over,

SO iif you just alone,
everyining will oe fine.

Winent?)

Yo, Kiel, wino tne hell are you?
Ane] winatt is this?

"nn Kick-Ass. Look me up.

Ane! tins is me giving you a message.

Keavenkatieralone!

Or wine?

Or Pil come loack

ancl lorealk your itucking legs,

Nim rigint here now, beloy. Wiheit's uo?

ole} nlm

You fucking cleacl, mean.

Okaly, you cunts,
letes Vou Ow.

eeny, meeny, miny, Moe.

Winer tine tuck?

riey, | Got one of those.

Come on

SO you want to plety.

Winer tine tuck?

Duele, tinett is Gely-looKing laser.

ReEX, Wee On tne tea.

-riey, get UP.
ENOW

Now, [lit Gidl,
we always keeo our where?

ro tne welll, Darclaly. | know!

It Won't happen again,

NICS Sno, OY tine
= Thank you.

Let's gol

riey, hey, assnole.
CanmtaSenieniontdoomnows

Welt, welt, welltl

Winent?)

WAN© Your,

ME

im Flite Gicl

Ane! then's Big Derclehy,

Come on

Comexon.

rit Gill anc! Big Daclely,
ney

Wis?

l just a siyoid chek in a wetsuit!

Wine is this? Winet am | looking ait here?

They found ft in his hainel.

rie must reve taken tne
riot ne elied.

I know this sounds tucked up, lFrainikie,
burt that quiy in the picture,

nes i a AUTON
from tine TV.

Wino?

KICKASS,
AASS?

One guy?

Hold on, you're telling me
one guy killed eight of my tonight?

Flot at Sal's place, four att that Kicl Rasul's.

e ° elie no ere a
on tine sirest at alll?

=) think,

Man, lif you're right, we're gonna look like
tine biggest bunch of pussies iin New York.

Winelt clo you want me to co?

| want Kick-Ass'’s tucking lneack
on a stick, want it now.

| cliclnt Sealy anything to anyone, | swear.

Good move, Ass-iXick.
keep it WEN.

Vou know wnat tins is?

ies alll tne caruwiege nel Out
of your gary little Taser when you ‘ire ft.

You clo know tine police coullel nave tracec!
this right to you ff they/el foune it?

Burt lucky vor you, | picked it up.

[inankayour

Let's call tt insurance.
Maikes it easier tor us to take your word.

See, we like you, lout we clon''t trust you.

Don't take tt personel, thougin.
We don't trust anyoocly.

| rerouted your llP acielress.
Pinging you Wely (00 easy.

Silt. Sint, | haeln’t thougint...

Miy Goel, |... I Your

You know wien? In thinking or
just shutting my SINVANELY.

Quitting. | mean, this is...

K's tuexing Insane. In in wely riny neal.

ks a sname. You heave poventiall,

Your caill,
out you know we're around tif you US.

riow clo || get a hole or your?

WOU USieontac#inenmayOmoronlces
ale) a special signal he shines iin the sky.

KS IA the Shape OF a Giant Cock!

You nese! us, putt on your welosite
your're on vacation.

Weill tine you.
rit Gil, to heacguariers.

GWeetelicannss

| nese] you to get rid Or Kick-Ass,

-Yo, Whoa, whoa, wnoa. Wheir's yo?
-Whatt's up?

KickAss Is killing my men, Gigainte,
UD.

Miy Gonclolances, (Frank.

Burt in eitreiiel
l can't helo you out on this one.

Litatle lot outsicle muy juriscicion,

Ouisice your jurisdiction?

You're a tucking cop,
andl he’s orealkiing tine lew.

Thai's So iinsice your jurisclicion,
it's ball-eleep iin your juriscliction’s ass.

Listen, ime to nail te acl guys,
YOU ely MS NOt to.

leveryining else IS tA the oraly area.

Yealn. FueK you muen, Vie,
Just do it, okey?

Unstuaxingoaliewelole,

Winere’s Cocly? Irle’s lente.

Thank you, Cocly.
We appreciate your Co-operation.

Let me out now?
Koavienyouralll acllrassss.

riey, | won't Saly nouniing to nooodly.

You ainel your midget trance
go whoever you Want...

Hey, On.
EVAL Vay psople uptown,

reallly nasty Ineliviciuells.
Let me go. ley, onl

riley, con't clo this!
You clon"t neecl to clo tinis]

Come on. Oh, shit... Please!

riley! Goell No, please, please}

Come on, no, nol

Winer 2 couche,

You heave cone seli tan beiore, roi?

Yeain, like, | clo it alll tine tine.

Murcer, SUDETRETOSS
breaking my bedroom,

nny lire hac! turned into
fuekec-ujo | couldnt Yo tiromn.

levan ine Good! pans ware totally surreal

riley, | read those ole
Ditko SaiderVans you gave me.

They're acwellly prety good,

Veal, wey aire

Sse Pe qoey Al oe ae ee
since I've heared from Rasul.

Dransyojeat

Ones upon a
iWO SUPETEODS, Daclely Maneuss

Wo vary good at geming bad Guys,

Prank DAnnico
was ine bacdkdast guy of

ane! ne up win @ foley
to Get nie oi Daclely.

Being iramed as a cirug cealar
DOSSIDICMID ING

inant Coulle! have haooened to Daclely,

PFISON WAS not nis natural nalorar

me vary UOSet.

Whin Daclely in jorison,
his pregnant alone

ane Gould not Coe,

ea on dont other a ea, m G
out of her cleaitth,

Mindy wars bord

Marcus became tine chiles guarclian,

anc Dacdely stared! a flan of inks vary Own.

RIMS latter, ne leit jarison,
he reachy.

INOW, lt mine tor Minely to Get reacly, "oo,

riow'e] you ‘ine me, Marcus?

One of us Is still a coo, remember?

Is this how you lorainwasnec Minch?

You saly loraiinwasinecl.
| say it into a game.

You call this playing, Damon?

Vigilante justices, nnurcler.
On, Parner.

So where is sne?

“Sine's said.
KCan | sae her?

| Miss Nef.

| miss you loon.

aponeciatehyoumeomeonns
Butt you LONG ONTO A

| should you, Gigante
is looking for Kick-Ass.

SOMSiNiNg to clo win you, Darron?

You sian! Kine] Of
(tuckec-up superiero clu?

Never neare! of inn.
-Okely, welll, up, alll right?

You keep carrying on
like you've carrying on,

i's only a meer of tine
losiiore Gigante is looking for you.

rie’s been on Frank D/Amico's peryroll
ever since you passed up tine opportuniiy.

You know lin not gonna stop.

Not uml DYAmico
and his whole dann operation

are lourm tO asnes ancl ourisce!,

ht ain't gonna loring ner back, Damon,

TIAIS IS NOt tine Ie itor Mlinely.

You owe tinett Kicl a gnilicinooc!

Mil tall you win ner a Gnilelnooell

Prank ID/Amico]

| don't tucking loelieve It.

Pollow him, around tine comer.

Nott to fast

WWinates with te Inlgnsiives 7

Mil give you a motnerntucking Nigh-five,

rlign-fiving oullsinite.
Keep going, keee going.

INO tOO Glos,

riS'S Going in thre allley,

riS'S Going in thre allley,

OKaly, [ tall you, stop the car. Reacly?

riley, Kick-Ass.

OWA OURCOING Ty

Kil my men, hun?

Take nny tucking coke?

Winoal Winoal Boss, wine are you doing?

“BOSS, We go, man. Come on, go.
-Pucking scunbag)!

Pranic, Prank, Irrant, On,
he's enough. On.

rie's enough. Cone on.

WWinait tine ituck aire you looking art?

IP reinik,

Come on, on,
Come on, on, go. We gota go.

Shit. Come on, ON, GSt In.

Fie Was SO young).
No one should have to die that wary.

| mean, | just can't believe ine's cleadl,
tina's alll)

I know, But, Kettle,

guys like Rasul, they get mec! up In Sui...

No, | know, |! know.
But wineit ff it was nny fault?

Wine iit KIiGKASS clicl it?)

Imean, | feel like
| should call the coos or something.

Winer? You're tailking crazy,

There's no wary. rie proeloly
client even your e-mail yet

my Cale
-You've got nothing to worry about.

nin So glac] your're here.

IWaStstcialmess:

DitasxoKkayy

-NlO proolenn.
-Youlre tine best

| NODS I'S Okely tO Sely tinis, lout...
liGSORSUCKS) you're Gely.

| don't tucking loelieve this,

Winait kine! off
chilelren’s enter-tucking-tainer is thet?

Wheat kine of Kiel has 2... A SpicerVain
party, sure, but a fucking KickAss party?

Winatt, are they selling plates
and napkins ait tne now?

Prank, you're scaring me. You're losing it!

SINGS eliel you getting
youl dirty again? Ane in public}

Siace wien | ask you tucks
to me KickvAss,

Ea ares row une om aa
EGive me 2 loreal. Its osen a week

We e-mailed! nin. We got lnallf tine craw out
doing petty erinnes

We're ousting our asses lnere.

Winert tne hell are you cloing?

You're back on tine powder now, as welll?

“Momuny, | want a KickAss pair."
Dunnlo Iittiie tucks.

-! Know a wely you get ni.
“Siri

Claris, how long you twnere?

Winer tine inelll are you doing?
Get the hell out.

DO YOu Waintt to hear i Or NO?

Sriear WANN?
“Okaly,

youre a Superinero ane you're lonely,
lourt you can't trust anyone

‘Cause Shiner
they'll expose your identity...

Come this Kiel reacls
alll fucking cay long.

IAS Point is there's only Way
a superhero trust a stranger.

Arnel | oe tinett Stranger.
You just gotta give me a chance.

| know | Co it. | just need a tew things.

LiKe Winer?

| neacl tnese tinings.

Wine, aire you tucking kidding me?
Wiha tine hell is this?

Ks evennining | need,

Ane! you migint hewe to
someone over, like Louis, or something.

Louie? Frey, Chris.
-Or somebody. lt doesn't to oe Louie.

- TONY.

-| Tony.

Yealn, tuex Tony. Inie'’s a scumbag,

| swear, Dal, ii you let me clo this,
its gonna worlk.

rronyy.

ony Romi, or Americas
kingoins,

was arrested ln Queens today

aiuar a 977 Call irom Someone
claiming to be a superhevo...

So, how are things going wittn KKeitie?

We hac! a slespover
anc soent night

waticning tne entire Ugly Bety lox set
élidl pedicures.

nn telling you, tine longer you weil,
its gonna get.

I know. | was gonna tell her.
it's just, hapoy.

=| cont Know winen's tine riot tine.
Now's your chance.

Fone didn't did she?
slay, Guys.

Dic you waeticn tine 1W?
Tine new Ssupernero guy?

BO WACOOMSpUInale,
sina?

riley, lool.
-Could you turn it up, please?

“Check tthis
PMO ESSCOLASIMNICKEASS\

BUigit meat far irom loeing out on,
tls who Mist)

has decided to taKe
enime-iighting to a level

ais lis aciions last might (orovec.
Mist, how do you Kt?

Wall, I KOIKS Nave just
hac enough of Iiving in you

omens on ohalenn igen a :
one individual can make a cinarance,

SO df anyone out helo,
M be fighting 2OP8,

Ane Inn just one Glick away. Rechinist org).

Can we turn thet on now?
Winett's so special guy?

rie Caught, like, a crug dealer,
OjUuY.

You hin loringing our
like a tion of Stuiii,

Tinek’S foretiiy Gool,

rie’S Got a oetier Costume
IC GASSLOON

-rle'S Got a Cae.
-Veal.

Caoes
-Yealn, I'm kine! of tiseliing the cape.

rie looks good,

Winatt, oeiner than KickAss?

| mean, tney're lootn Kine or not.
| just think Red Mist has a loodly.

Don't you tnink, Dave?

Yeah, Dave, winelt co you tnink?

Is he tthe kine! of guy youre! go for,
wwitin alll ther leatiner?

No, Mary. No, he's not reallly muy tyoe,

KICK As
AS]

RECIMISH

Shit! Fuck me, Kine! of ut.

“ARS WOU OKEl/?
-Yealh, no, ln Gool.

| can’t believe you're here, main.
Like, youre nny hero.

You ingoirad ime, No KickAss, no Red Mist

Wow

arley, really?
FSwraight Up. listen, ff you...

I con't know, ti you wanted me
to oe your or something...

You wanna oe ny siciekick?

Yealn, man!
You me together, we would own!

You wanna go ‘gin erlme?

Winer you mean, like, rigint now?

Yeain, main, on.
l got something | wanna show you.

| mean, like, to loe honest win you,

| only ioint crime
loetween like 9:00 2:00, weekdays.

So Inn gonna to get oretiy SOON.

Sweet!

ols tnelt yours?
HMieet tine Mist Mobile.

SatNav. Got my iPhone,
so | can check the websites

ror emergencies wien Inn clriving around,

Got a little lit of liginting rigint tinere.

Rearview camere, no big deal,

Check this, you're gonna tucking this.

Tine mist

iment “ y ied were SPSS
You love us.

ENON

| veal @ little weed takes tine eclge on tinings
ln On pattrol, you

Going up against a
can get kine of scary, cont you think?

Something wrong?

Yeain. You're so not how | eoeciedl

| Got this e-mail trom this enix.

She said tis guy's
losen following work.

® ake seat od
WOUMVANTALC Ne CK@INOUe,

FSure, why NO?
“Cool.

SO we're Shiuing totally nalkel, riginit?

| her, “Sit on my lap, we'll tallk aloout
first thing up.”

mCalikg
-Just got He's on Ihis waly.

Inle elie! vary Gooel!

Don't Keil] nin tll | ger tnere.
Aug.

Looks like reacling alll tenn comics
paiicl off, hulh?

poy did good, Franidel

Fie's his tetiner’s son.

|
I orgat.

Winer tine tuck?

-rley, Winer are you coing?
-There are people in there.

Veain. Shoulcin't we cailll tine ire...

PUCK.

REC Mist!

RECHMISHIRECIMISH

riley. ley, man, you hear fine? Irley.

Jesus Christ)

RECHMISHIRECIMISH

Winere tine tuck are you?

Wie gota cet tine hell out of rere.
Dude, your fucking ass!

-Diel you nose loodies?
“Yeah, main.

Wintel you tne tteclehy/7
Wine?

| con't Know, man. Cone on.

Come.

Winett tine hell are you cloing, Frank?

You know || can't be here.
if someloodhy Sew...

Tina motnerntucxer KickAss
Our nny

and killed my men, Gigante.

Wait, Welt, Slow clown. Kick-A\ss?

“You gotta helo me, Vie.

NAY, thera, ancl lne’s still missing.

Tiney're alll cleacll
Everybody tin is dead.

Put the gun clown, Vic. it's Gnris.

Ghairis is Reel Mist?

sno ars Taal ine elOOUIL
Its KickAss.

No, AO, AO, T's Rot.
KICKS SEISHUSI geek, Dad.

You con't naive to aloourt nim.
You nsec to waitticn ttnis.

“Winy, winalt cloes it clo?
-Are you fucking kideling me?

aVANeIt?
-God! damin it, just sit clown.

Winett are you coing?
Wineit tire inell is then thing?

You loouginit this to Spy on ithe nanny
when | a kid. Dont you remember?

-\Winett, anc! you putt It In tne warehouse?
-Yealh, | thought tte

KO Put the UNMaSKing Of Kick-~ASS
on tine Iintemet, okey?

Werte.

/ “Sl on my lap, welll talk aloout
first thing yo.”

Yea?
-JUSt Got ria’s on his wary.

Inle elie! vary Gooel!

Dont Kall nin wil | get inere,
uC.

Wino tine nell is this guy?

| con't know, Dal.

Butt IXickeAss tole! me
we're not tie only superheroes iin town.

Mens Ine Knows Wino this guy Is.

| want tinis place lockec! clown.

Nobody comes in, nobody goss out

Not until somebody tinds this cocksucker

aincl oullls lhis tucking lungs out
through his ass.

Listen, tneiyre on to you.

IDO you hear me? Theyire on to you!

| tnougint tney looking tor KickeAss.

Not Gigante Just out on
aN THEW MOMICSSHOWAOMUS:

Dintarant Superinero in a warehouse,
Killing 2 bunch of DAmico’s guys.

nn gonna tale a wilel quess thei Vour

=| Killed! alll the cameras.
Apparently

LOOK, ro, you nese to get ginest
Hicle yourself quick.

Agoreciatte tt

No more homework, loaloy coll

K's time tor Frank DAmiICGO to Go loye-ove.

X-Man, tne Fantasie Four,
right now, | envy the Era out oi them.

Everyining Out oi Control.
| clicint Know what tne hell to clo

You okaly, ouch? You look tired.
Early night tonight, menos?

Ane! tinenre Morne
coulottalkdiorebouigt

Daveranelion

Yealn, you loet | will.

Nel mevar vale more alone,

el always Creamed or being a supennero,
vigils a nightmare.

ht wnne tO Stoo Weaning)
dis stole

Burt unere last ining | neeclec! it tor.

WitateSttienaiitenencerocuveea
‘SoiderMan Parker?

SoiderMVan gets the oir.

riley, Inn Kickass.

im KiexvAss, You maill me?

Weil.

rPUGKING iirealk in a mask]
Get out of my house!

mn not gonna hurt you, alll right?

NO, NO, NO! lit's me, it's me}

All rigin?
] only trying to surorise you. lin...

“Dawe? Winett tne muck are you cloing?
fA SOY.

-Winy are you clrassecl as IKick-~Ass?
-Because | am KickAss.

Wher are you talking aloour?
in Ot Gely.

HAC! Irn an icliot anc a shit trend.

! lise! to you, | know.

“On, my Goel.
=| know. lif it Vou any better,

| clon’t think you hatte me more
right now than | myself,

Pisase, lim...

Loox, Min really, really sony,

I've never net anyone wine's as lbeauithtul
i 01:12:02,674
You claserve lostiier,

Davies
yee

My mom has
the burglar alann on downstairs,

So you snoullel prooeloly tne WiINclowy.

Om

Or you could just stery.

Sty?

Wineit, like wien we have a slesoover?)

"nn sorry. | cliche to yOu.

Wow

We gota gat over Ty

ON too OF tt, ane! then Into Mt,
right in the micelle of it.

Daciely, | think | found one.

KS Peneact,
and they it in three clarys.

It'S 300,000 loueks.

Can you think of anything else
your'e spend it on?

Oh, my Gosin}

ie n ooo
Cali

/Aclal to Snopoling Cart.

Out of Kiek-Ass Red Mist,
wino clo you think would win in a tight?

Why are they fighting? Inet Siuloldl,

Winett clo you think?
=! con't know, lourt | think KickAss is cutter.

Reali ?
va

l, for one, would ceiinitely
tuck his brains out if! got the chances.

You woulcl?

Devinn.

renne vou rela tag a en Out
hiner new Kerte Flucson movie

winere sne's like a shoe clesigner,
cant get a guy?

| think we Coulel mele the nex Snowing.
lel, yeah.

| quess we're not invited.

Alll right. You Come here.

In Goling to Convert you
tO & Gomnics right now.

Sudcenly, | unclarsiood why
Sypennenoes ony Gn LOOKS:

| Got winy people client risk ineir lives
for strangers.

IECAUSE for tine iirst ume In my lire,

i had someining worn living ior,

someuning to lose;

Kale wonrled about me geting nur

So | joronnised ner
my Kick-Ass days OVE

Aine tne unui was | narelly missed it ait alll

| hadnt even Gneckec!
the likeweanveek

Okery, Inn on tinen.

. °. Saeed oe ‘ 4
= OMNOTPOW,

Weadlnesceys, sine's got
one of those voluntser things.

You like a Clinarant guy,
Vou

Your monn woule! nave losen so hapa
to you out of your shell like this.

rave & Good! nigintt

riley, loaloy.
“Hay, going on?

| Gouta clo a Kick-Ass thing.

Winer? | thought you clone witin that,

THs Is tne last time, | tovally Swear.

| worry eloout you,

Well, | wisn you wouleln't worry.

i cant helo it. | clo because I...

| Care aloount you a lott

| eloount you 2 ltt, too.

Tinis loetier oe prety Serious, clude,

cause | promised my Olrinenct
tnat [inn cone with alll this siait.

riow aloourt both of us being ceac!?
IS) enough for you?

Deadraiiow,
? low?

it turns Out
those quys Wanie house

Nac loacl! moineriucxers tor tirencls,
they think we clic Shit.

‘here's a price on our heacs, man.

A price on our heads?
Winatt is this, Wild West?

"iin Not messing win you, clucle.
Tingy ffouncl out where | lived.

They trasined my place. linn tucking serewed.

eAnel youre Gonna loe next, OKEI/?
=WWineit?

Winer clo we clo?

Remember you mentionec!
that superheroes?

Yealn?

Well, clo you tiniinik tney Re lprusy,

riot Gnocolaite, exira hnarshmelllows

Man, thet looks cooler
it clidl fin tihe picture.

Gnillel, you know,
in tie picture, it cic’ Gatling guns.

i Gonna take mine to loeel, okey?

Okey, oaloy coll. Sleso tight.

hanks. Kiex~Ass?

You go get clressecl.
Pil tell him to mest us at Satie house B.

Weill naive our hot anocolaire
Were

-Okely, Darclely.
= Comes

= Tnere you go.

-No, lout Ml just put tt in the GPS.

ft’S Winelt it's tor.
-A\ roi, go.

Olkely, Okely, Olxely!

Wall, rere you and Rec Mist, too.

“Pleasure to mest you.
-Good to VOURES Ie

Please, GConne In.

Aner YOU.

rit Girl, manners, honey.

rit, Wan inlit Girl.

Ne

Ne

Your ass is mine! Come on.

No, ne’s witin me. Frle's Okery.

Shui tne fuck Up, Kiel.
Your caciely's tine boss. You go home.

Are you shitting me? No, he's tine.
He's with me.

aLet niin Go.
HGet out of nere. Get tine fuck out of here.

riot Camn. || alwelys waintec Of tinese.

- Youre seriously gonna take wet?
Ves.

Come on, sweet cheeks.

Ir you con't get your
wannaloe superhero iin the Carr...

=Thait’s funny.
>... You're Gonna @ lot of trouble

-on your hands.
Thats reallly funny. You're so fired.

Ket him out of here. Get him out of here.

“Get nin in vain.
“Let GO of me. Put me clown.

Niek-Ass, I'tn sonny!

HOe@t ln (alp
“Cet in there!

You lositier fire tnis assole!

ignore Ini...

INSAZOOKAY,

OKeY.
We had a deal, Dad.

We had a fucking ceall
thant | would get you tite guy who clic ft,

and alll lim asking is you lat Kick+Ass go.
He clidn't co anything wrong.

Chris, you got to ait this
from my point of view. Okey?

| gota sence] a pulolic service message
to the people out

tina baling a superinero
IS) for your health.

Ane tine Big motnenuexer?
NoOboOGy, who he is.

-Yealn, lout that's Not fair!
-Yeaih, liiie’s not fair, tic. it.

Winer are you gonna co to them?

You reallly wanna oe a part or hy business?

Weal.

ISN Sit cown, Shut up ane! weticn.

Fram, welt ready. Enjoy the Show,

pre you con ne 1 aa " ‘ nowy ow?
-] sure aim.

eg Brotner, weitren ainel learn,

Wealeome back. Breaking News|

A\ worilchwicle weal oroaceast
or York syparnero

pe a oo, nis oie mn
[Sta DOUTIONOCESHOMWMMIVE)

RUMORS Nave it tinea
this will be Kiek-Ass’s E/OSAIEINGS,

nat he will
NS fionting.

BU aS wore Of moun Continues to Soreac)

ntornett jarovicers fpreclicning inert

it Gould! oe OF une most wiclely-viewec!
evants in history.

Weil, winners s Dawe

Vinere NO Glues as ya
AS tO tine exact Nawire...

-Holy shit. rlave you guys noticed...
He's wiitin Kaito.

-“Olowiousiy.
>, .GoOme to a Siancsul to waien.

Winy else would | loe here?

VNnera’S NO Iclaa AS tO WN IS oahnine)!
of this

lout we Goullel
wiclesoreac! Server Grasnes...

Deve, why client you tell me
this is winelt you doing?

VYourea on tine news. Gall me,

We go now ovar live to tine Counticiown|
as We aa

SNOW ime.

Irlalllo, DOYS eine! Curis,

NOVA SS

Well, you Know Wino tis guy Is.

And tins guy here is Big Dadclely.

Ane! nese are muy iirlends.

Come on in, guys, sety lnello.

Yeain, yeain, there tiney are. lriello, inelllo.

Now (Big Daclely ane! Kick-vAss
gonna hello us

snow you why being a hero Is a bac idea,

You know wnat 2 silent “1K” is?

That's winen "IK" is
at the beginning of the word,

oun you clon't it
Like in tine wore “Knueklecluster,”

Show then winett
a knuckleduster cain clo, Quy.

Tihatt must have hurt!
Lets agallig Side}

Go on. Yeah, | think tt cliel.

Now in (Rrance, tiney say tine word “sie”
tals, oatton.

Wie got some of Kick-Ass's béiions|

We're gonna Snow you winelt they clo.
Go ahead, boys.

me amen ee ey WERSA na : we mu iS!
Basaoall! pei

Wihien is gooel
for hitting Stomaciss

K's also good ‘for lnittting beills,

KGOWAU Nalae SCA CKO OY
We dont individually.

We clo tinenn aill togeiner.
Gentlemen, please.

Yeain. Inis looks very paiinitul

pus . ae ech in ban, bows pees megs ages’
we are unaDle to broacicast tne evants

eunrantily streaming live on tne Internet!

“No. No, no, No.

Desoke initial Speculation tinat tins may be
of hoax or pulliativy stunt,

lit IS now Glear tinal tine Nosiages
in genuine danger,

et ho ere aa ae ope a ae ved
@ live execution in ine next few minutes.

Evan with my metal pletes
and my itueked-up endings,

/ Got to wall you, tina ume.

Mmiewkeiosene!

Yes, tine Silant Killer,

Bumiodialfasynuciasticy dea
of leaving everyining

Ketel

may Get

odd anc! arty,

Ane! alll tne tnings Mel nevar clo,
to cinive,

pres wt i as an le wd S . -
WOUlAMOOKIKE

or tine! ou winait neyojoenee! on \Losi

Soley, spley.

Ane iv youre reassuring yoursell|

fanane Urn make it tnrougin tars
In talking to you now,

quit oeing such a SMANASS.

Friel, you never sean Sin Clty,
Sunset Blvd, Beauty?

“Ane tinis, ior alll you Our ters,

IS tre.

No

| KNOW,

IRIre. RIre IS Good,

rire Is Our irene).

Yeain, yeain,

Genilenen,

WMS tt cle,

Wingert tine... J

Wineit tine tuck just hapeened? rrley, hey.
Somebody tind tire lights.

Fielliol

Jinnmny.

Jesus Christ,

ODO? NOON?

Get the lighter!

KS On the tloor rigint over there.
Fine! tine lighter.

I got i

-lTake cover, Gnilld.

Now Suviicn to Kinjotonite,

Anyouonite,

Go to Robin's Revenge]

ROOIN, Rooin,

SHOW'S Over, moitnentuekers,

Yeain! I think Irn in love with ner, clucle.

Site) lie
she's 11 years old, fut...

| walt!
| solemnly vow to mysel? for her.

inert Should oe reallly cliiiicullt for you.
VOUNOKAN

Weal.

CGoodkioo

OU OF YOU, Delay Coll.

VARS YOu OKEely?

But geting Shot, Daclely,
it hurt a lot more than when you clidl tit.

That's "cause | usec!
low velocity rounds, child.

ee od . a casi ira |
in tne whole world.

Hove you,

| love you, too, Daclely.

| love you, too, Daclely.

Sleep tight.

Wire's your name?

| mean your reall name.

/A Superne®ro reveails lhis true iclenitiyy,

Wine? Look, you can't GO ON...

riowaver you liivec! lbetiore,

rs ower,

Is tnere anyoocly else? Your vainly or...

LOOK, | take or myselr

| saved! your Sorry ass.

What alooutt money, hun?
JN right, ‘cause you got tto think long trenm.

ve Got SS million in a suitcase.

Then “long tenn” enough tor your?

K's not alll aloourt tine money,

| Owe WOU.

i’ ht wasn’t tor you, lel oe cleadl.

VAne! li it wasn't vor you,

my cael woulleln'’t oe.

LOOK,

PACK UP Wineltlever you nesd
aincl we'll go back to my place.

| just nese to clean Mmiy...

| meant like palannas ane clotnes ane! Stutir.
You can't take thait stuf? to my house.

You Know wine ny clave
really woule wanted?

rie woul! heave wantac! me
to finish what we started.

/Anel tinei’s exaculy wnat I'in gonna clo.

Is this Frank D/Amico's place?

AN then security’?

ANTS YOU GraZy?
“My monn already clied for nothing.

So linn sure as nell
not gonna let ny cls for nothing, too.

You can't clo this on your own.

Bac

DO you wanna cleall with owing my cac?

Tinen shut tine hell up
ane! plek your weapon.

iS inert winett | tain ft Is?)

Ane] you letter Start
reaciing the instructions,

‘cause youre gonna los
using it in minutes.

Yo, listen up. We got tive minuues,
then | want you on your posts.

nel clon’ leave a mess:

-Evennining oxen?
-Everyihing's alll right, oss.

| can't oelieve | got ny gun loaex.
Fookdattiiar

You know, it’s not tne...

Let ner in,

Ks a litle Kiel. Wineit’s the meiner witin your?

You OKely, Swastineant?

| lost my monuimy ainel claelely.

SNe mommy caclely.

You Want to my Gall plnone?

Now can you ramemlber the number?

Inka | evar been a real supernero?

ine most Ie evar hac! tO Oniar tine world)
good)

and a Slontly elevated Gaoaeiy
tO a kieking.

Wihin nO Power No resoonsiollity,

lEXCe ot tine Wash Tt unue,

a ra “ ‘
Holy sini.

‘Valkke cover, please,

No

Winer tine tuck?

Get in here. rlelo me out

rioly ituck, Pashion, evenyoociy's cea,

Sne's behind tire counter.
She's out of ammo, okay?

Do you itniinik they Got them’?

i tney clicin’t, ne wuill.

Get our tinare.

NOWA

Winait tine tuck is going on?

We got her trapeed. She's unarnned.

SO in the inelll
are you guys waiting for?

“Go get her.
-Go on, main.

“Go get her.
-] aint got no fucking gun.

You clo Now,

NOWEinoves

PUCK this Shit. linn geting tine loazookel,

BAZOOKA

BAZOOKA

I's Only me, looss.
Everything's uncer control.

Under control? You're gralooing
ai fucking bazooka, you clumlbass.

Sia

DO ft

| alwelys Wanted! to Sery this.

Saly hallo to muy litte tirenclh

Diny mounenucKers!

That Is one weire-souncling bazooka,

Cet nim.

Playime's Over, Kid.

(Oln, reallly?

Ruin my ousiness, hun?

ill every Single tucking guy on ny peryroll?

Goel, | wish | a son like you.

Time for a fanny reunion.

Winty con't you pick on someone
your own size?

HATS YOU OEY
=Vealh.

TIME tO GO home.

TIRAAKS, Kickass,

My clavelely,

ne would neve losen proud! OF bon or Us,

Dave!

Davewlizewskil

| Know tint, ClUNNOaSS.

Mindy Macraaialy,

Slave a Good clety. Bye.
“Bye.

Miinely movec! in witn Marcus,
and he her at nny

SGOOCm|UNCKA

First senool sne'e evar been to,
on the promise Kel Out

Not tnat She neeced me to,

rly, KG

alll

Now

KIGHASS WAS Gone, out not forgowen,

Ane! nay wore! mnuen Saver
win NOW SUPSTNETOES.

vney said | was ineir inspiration,

lout alll | clic! make a coor
into a world Ie creamed about

singe | was a litle Kid

/A world ‘ull of superneroes, hun?

AS & Green saiicl,

Waitt till tiney get a loac! of me."