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Hey, yo, Spice Squad. I am here at the old
paper warehouse. Where legend has it, a

psychotic janitor was let go from his job,
and was so pissed off, he went on a

killing spree. Legend also has it that his
ghost still roams this very property.

Guess we'll find out if he's here tonight
Spice Squad. Let's rack up some views.

Here we

go.

Holy crap.

Hold on, you all have to see this.

For a place haunted by a janitor this
place sure is messy.

Mr Clean.

Hello.

You home?

Anyone in here?

Yo, dude.

Hold on.

Okay, screw it.

Good news guys, there's no killer janitor
here. Bad news,

God, his shoes sure as hell are.

Smells like janitors' jock strap.

Or is the proper term custodian these
days?

Come on.

Holy crap.

Yo, 10k? Come on guys let's get this
trending, share, send this to your

friends, family. What other Live Life
streamer is taking you through a haunted

paper warehouse? Risking their life. No
one.

Okay.

Let's see what's round here.

Holy crap.

Yes. And this completes the janitor's
cosplay set.

Beautiful. What's behind door number one.

That's Spicy Steve.

What the hell?

That's definitely not a coat hanger.

Knock it off!

Please please please don’t
hurt me, please.

Gotcha bitch!

Props to Big Tony for the assist.
Go Team Chony!

What the hell dude?

Oh my god did you just piss your pants?

No I did not piss my pants.

Shut up.

I told you I was going to punk his ass.

He’s literally crying, look.

(rap music plays).

(Chadpion intro song plays)
Better than a champ. (What)
Better than a champ. (What)

You’re a Chad. (what)
You’re a Chad. (what).

You’re a Chadpion. (what)

Yo, it's your boy Chad Ryan coming at you
from my beautiful neighborhood here in

heavenly Santa Monica. Right before I take
my trip into hell. That is right Chadpions, the

journey into devil's manor is finally
here. But I will not be taking this quest

alone though. Oh, no no no. We got
Spennifer tagging along. So if we need an

acoustic love song or a makeup tutorial
we're all set. Along with my main man

Spicy Steve. Now, Spencer and Jennifer are
going to be on the Spennifer Live Life

stream, you can file that under no shit,
while I am going to be with Steve on his

stream. Yes, you heard that right
chadpions. I have agreed to let Steve run
the show this one time,

but don’t you worry. I'll be there to make sure
he doesn't cry like a little baby

You can find all the products that we used
today up in my bio so go ahead and click

that link. Anyway, that concludes our
Devils Manor glow up.

Little prank war going on with Chad, so
people think we’re, you know

trying to do something

Everybody-, Yeah, everyone keeps asking
they're like are we going to pop up to

devil's manor and try to scare them, it's
like-,

I mean I get it it's the perfect set up
for guys like us.

It is.

But do you really think we're crazy enough
to fly out all the way to Louisiana, like,

just to play a prank on Chad Ryan? I mean,
come on. Yeah. Definitely. Yeah, we're

definitely crazy enough to do it. But I'm
just not-,

Tomorrow night is the night. We are going
to devil's manor. It is going to be hella

scary.

Scary, not that I get scared. I, I,

I don't get scared, I, I, I-,

Um...

(Sigh) Dammit.

Spice.

Spice.

What's up Spice Squad? It's the one, the
only Spicy Steve. The man, the myth, the

legend. And I'm here to remind you that
tomorrow night, it's finally here. And

guess what? That's right, we are going to
Devil's Manor. You are not going to want

to miss this because boy you are in for a
treat. We have got Chad Ryan, Jennifer

Ortiz and Spencer Logan coming along with
me. It's like the Avengers of social

media. And they're all coming along with
me to my home town in Louisiana for a

little road trip to hell. So tell your
family, tell your friends, tell your

priest, because you are not gonna want to
miss this. I'll see you all tomorrow. 8pm

sharp. Steve out.

Yes.

Woah!

Look who it is. Just a few influencers in
the wild.

Oh Chad Ryan, look at you.

Looka so cute.

That is so excessive, these highlighter
colors, ew.

I'm sexy, okay?

Awful.

Where the hell we going?

We’re not going anywhere.

was

This is crazy.

Yeah, I don't know what time it is.

This would never happen in L.A.

Okay.

Jesus. My hair, my eyelashes are going to
fly off. Honey!

I swallowed a skeeter.

You guys, I am so sorry.

Got to meet Steve's mom and sisters.

(Rap music plays).

(Soft R&B music plays).

*I’m still thinking bout you, where you at?*

Ahhhhh!

Are you not entertained?

Where do you, where do you even get this?

Internet, brother.

Hi guys it's your boy Chad Ryan. I'm an
actual piece of shit.

Okay, Stevie's turn. Now it's Stevie's
turn.

I can't see. I can't see.

I actually couldn't see.

Oh, good.

We love that.

Here's a little sample of my latest single
Swipe Right on My Heart.

You’re so cute.

(Singing) Swipe right on my
heart and swipe left on your doubts.

All we need is our love
to figure this out.

No stop, don't. Dude.

(Singing) Swipe right on my ass,
swipe left on my dick.

All I need is for you to give my ballsack
a lick.

Enough.

Enough. Hey, hey, hey.

Okay.

The golden hour's right here. Look I can
see it.

Yes. More like golden

shower.

Stop. You really gotta go there all the
time.

That's really not cool.

We're not into piss kink stuff?

Would you do it?

Yes.

Yeah? Have you done it?

How many followers?

Steve I should've probably asked you this
earlier but what does the bathroom

situation look like?
Well the closest town is, like, an hour
away so trees.

Oh yeah I love that for me. That's
awesome. Thanks.

Yo Chadpions it's your boy Chad Ryan and we
are, how far along?

Quarter mile.

Quarter mile away from Devil’s Manor
bitches. It's about to get hunky gory

if you know what I'm saying. Best watch
out Satan, because I'm cumming.

Want a less R rated crew version go ahead
and look at us on our Spennifer channel.

It's going to be hot, it's going to be
sexy, it's gonna be cute.

So maybe R rated?
A little. Can't make any promises though.

Alright, it's-, it got dark so fast. It's
here somewhere.

Is this it?

Yes.

Okay great. Alright let's flip the stream.

Wait, no no no. Dude we still gotta drive
a little further out.

No, no, no, let's walk. We gotta build
anticipation.

Now you want to walk?

Yeah buddy.

I think I have a great opening.
Wait hold on.

Alright.

Yo, yo, yo, dude, alright, I think I'm
going to-, does everyone have their

flashlight?

Yes.

Okay.

I'm going to start, like, God, I can't see
anything, I'm going to start on the wood,

right? And then I'll turn it around on us,
right? Like a reveal.

Yeah, yeah, love that shit bro. Love that
shit. Let's role.

Alright. What is up Spice Squad? It's your
boy Spicy Steve and this is my 533rd day

of consecutive content.

And your man Chad Ryan is also along for
the ride here at Devil's Manor bitches.

Where we're going so far up Satan's ass
he's going to need an enema to get us out.

Yeah.

Shout out to my main man Spicy Steve he's
on camera, hopefully he doesn't come

running crying for his mommy this time,
because where we are, ain't no help

coming.

Right anyways, like I, I was saying-,

So remember to like, comment, subscribe at
Chad Ryan and don't forget to check out

the merch www.komodope.com. Link is in the
description.

And, and don't forget you can get some of
my merch, we got hats, shirts, at spice-,

spicesquad.com.

We have 50,000 viewers dude.

I told you buddy, do not underestimate the
power of the Chad. So Devil's Manor.

A place

where people died.
Steve. What else you got on the history?

Right. So devil's manor, back in the day
there was this guy named Wilson Burrows

who formed a cult that
operated out of this property right here.

They performed satanic shit, did dark
rituals, drank blood, probably sacrificed

some goats. Pretty nasty stuff. But look
y'all it, it gets way, way, worse. They

went into town, captured and drugged five
people, brought them back to this property

to this house, and then butchered them
with an axe. Nobody's heard from Burrows

or his posse-,

Until tonight.

Hey guys, wait up.
Oh. What's up? We thought a bear ate ya

Real quick question are we going to the
swamp first or the house?

Swamp?

Swamp?

You didn't know? They literally fed one
of the bodies to the gators in the swamp.

Stevo. There's literally, I'm sorry,
satanic human eating alligators

and you didn't open with that?

That wasn't even confirmed yet. And it was
fifteen years ago.

Actually it was seventeen and it was
confirmed by the Monroe Times

newspaper archive.

That's my girl. Friggin genius.

I actually reached out to one of the
suspected members of the cult and asked if

we could sit down, talk about what
happened, have some delicious homegrown

Java Jen coffee but he didn't get back to me.
So rude. But we still have coffee. Yay.

Maybe someday there'll be a ring at the
bottom of that. Who knows?

Subscribe to find out.

Yeah. Please don't put any metal objects
in my coffee it's going to ruin it and I

might choke on it. Anyway, Stevo are we
close or what?

Just keep going. It's just a little
further it's right over this clearing.

Okay.

Anyway before we get up there, safety
meeting okay?

This place is really old. And I read
there's, like, dangerous parts of the

house you just don't want to be in. So-,

Oh my god there it is.

Wait dude, no dude come on.

Bye.

Wait Jen, what?
Hold on.
What? Come on guys.

It's dark.

Yo, wait up.
I'm coming for you.

Come on.

Oh my god this is crazy guys. Oh God.

Okay Spice Squad.

Here we are.

This house is insane.

Ain't she a beaut? It's so much scarier in
person.

No way.

Awesome.

I'm the lady of the manor.

Thanks for waiting for me.

Baby, come here.

Ah Spennifer once again.

So when I said I wanted to get a place
outside of the city with a nice fireplace,

this was not what I was thinking about.

Oh it's not so bad. Plenty of room for a
little Spennifer's run around one day.

Oh okay, you can just say kids.

Chady. Where are you?

Chad Ryan you better come out right now.
Or I'm going to hit you in the balls so

hard you're going to be coughing them up
tomorrow.

(knocking noise)

It's coming from there.

Open it.

What, me?

Yeah, yeah, you. I'm not doing it. There's
two of you.

Okay. Here you

Here you can

come over on this side, you can get a
better angle.

Dude, dude, do it together, you know, like

Agh, good idea!

Ok.

(laughing)

Oh my god you're such an asshole.

Dude I got you so fucking good.

Steven did you piss your pants again?
No.

Be honest.

No. Look at me.

Tell the truth. Let’s take a peak.
Maybe a little.

Dude, we knew it was you
or the Benson brothers.

Oh my God the Benson brothers. They
fucking would come out here and pull some

dumb ass prank. Fucking stans.

They wish they were me.

Dude, you wish you were hot as
the Benson Brothers.

I'm just saying they're really
hot.

Yo Steve. Where's the satanic shit at?

Most of the murders happened in the
bedrooms.

Alright Chadpions. Steve and I are going
to head to the bedroom for a little

action.

Oh, kinky.

We're just going to be in the kitchen.

This is sketchy.

Did you grab my mask?

What? No dude you left it in the kitchen.
We'll get it, we'll get it.

Okay. Just remind me to grab it later I
don't want to leave without that.

Yo, what? Someone got down and dirty right
here.

Let's check out the view, Chadpions.

Yep, no thanks.
I'm feeling a little claustrophobic.

Crime scene photos show there was a
pentagram on the floor.

I think they filmed two girls one cup
right there.

Oh yeah.

Yeah, wasn't it your sister in there?

Dude. Holy shit.

Are you fucking kidding me? Cool.

You know what's freakier than a pentagram?
A pentagram stained in blood.

This, this is where they found the bodies.
Oh my god.

I'm going to piss on it.

What?

Yes.

Alright guys who wants to see your boy
take a pentagram piss?

Dude why are you even going to-,

Hey what are we on views?

About 100,000.
Alright. Alright. Alright. I want to see
this hit 150,000 and then I shall

Release Little Chad.
Seriously, Chad?

Yo I, I would release my little dick,

but I -uh, like

little Chad, but I um...

I don't want to embarrass little Chad.

Yo.
Are you good?

Yes.

150k. Alright.

Yeah, you gotta give the people
what they want.

Alright. Anyways, you guys asked for it.

Yes.

Oh dude. Dude you haven't peed in weeks.
Man.

Fuck you Burrows, fuck you Devil's Manor.
Yeah baby.

Oh that is so nasty.

Been holding that in since the car bro.

Oh my God. That's not fucking funny
dude.

It's dripping all over you dude.

That is foul. It's all on your hand.
That's disgusting.

Wait so what are we? 155?

160 baby.

Great. How are Jen and Spencer going?

Let me see.

Your about to freeze the stream. Do you
wish to keep this stream

going while you're away?

Do it. Do it.

He probably took a shower right here.

Oh my god, look at that toilet. Honey,
this is insane.

Yeah this is-, don't touch anything in
here.

I'm not, I'm not. What part of the Devil's
Manor do y'all wanna see next?

Spencer's abs. Okay a little bit off topic
but sure why not. Okay baby show the

people what they want.
Okay.

I gave up pizza for these. One, two,
three, four, five, six.

Beautiful, right?

They have more views than us?

Dude not even close.
Oh Team Cheve forever baby.

That's what I'm talking about

Yo, Spice Squad chadpions keep liking keep
sharing keeping commenting. Let's break a

million tonight.

Bro, check it out they got cable.

Yo this is a dinosaur.

Check out the knobs on her. Oh my god.

What?

What is this? Yo.

What the hell.

Are you kidding me?

Dude that's on the outside of the door.

Oh my god you're totally right.

Dude there's no other way. What?

That's so crazy.

Dude stop.
I would never leave you Steven.

You would

absolutely leave me.

God this place goes on, man.

They said there was an attic around here
somewhere.

My dad’s an addict.

Addic... t.

Let's go. Come on. Spice Squad
we've found an attic

that's definitely haunted.

Oh. It's cold.

Holy

Holy

shit.

Yo.

What the hell is that?

Holy shit, no dude. That's a body. Dude
that's a real fricking body right there.

Oh my God.

I, I, I have never been this close to a
dead body before. Like, like, ever. Like

this is, this is the realist thing I've
ever seen.

Yo, yo, yo, this was supposed to be funny
and stupid and wacky.

You think Burrows did this?

Whoever it was hasn't been here in
forever. Because this thing smells so

fucking bad.

This is so messed up.
We have to get out of here.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, what's, what's the
rush, you know? He's not going anywhere.

Dude there is a body right there, okay?

I'm going to poke it.

What?

I'm going to poke it. Okay everybody, you
hang back and film and watch the master at

work, okay?

Okay Spice Squad. I, I guess Chad is, is
going to go poke the dead body.

Yo, “live for EDM” wants me to make it a
chadpion.

I mean,

he has some dope swag, what?

Seriously guys?

Okay

look, if, if we get to 300,000 views I,
I'll put the Spicy hat on the dead body,

okay? Deal?

No, no, scratch that, scratch that,
400,000. If we get to 400,000 views

Spicy hat goes on the
dead body, okay?

Now we're talking baby.

I hope it's size dead.

Boom 400,000 views, what?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, Jen,

Jen has joined that stream. What's
up Jen? Hey just hanging up some merch

I'll be down in a minute.

I can't believe I'm doing this. Yo, take
over.

Oh yes, yes.

Oh. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Check this out. Selfie.

Hashtag dead ass.

Come on get this.

You're good, you're good.

Holy shit.

Oh my God.

Better than a Champ!
Better than a Champ!

You’re a Chadpion!

Team Cheve forever! Bro I'm
so proud of you, that was some real

chadpion shit back there.

Guys, that wasn't real, right?

It definitely smelt real. Why? Why? Did it
look real?

I can't tell if you're kidding or not
because you both have very strong resting

douche bag faces if you could wink or tap
on the ground and let me know that was a

prank that would be great.

It was real. There was a dude right up in
there. I can show you.

We need to call the cops right now.

He's, he's already dead. You could try CPR
but Spencer might get jealous.

Guys that's really messed up.

Okay, yeah, yeah, we're out. Give me the
keys bro.

What?

Come on, give me the keys.
Okay.

Bring it back tomorrow, I don't know.

Have a nice drive.

More views for us!

Holy shit bro!
Whooooo!

Finally popped your half a mil cherry!

Tell your friends, tell your family, tell
your preacher, Spicy Steve won the

internet tonight.

That is wild.

Thank you Spice Squad, thank you
chadpions, and thank you dead body.

Wooh!
Yeah, baby.

Some of you are not happy about it.

Eat shit and die? What the-, dude these
people are pissed.

Fuck that, it's typical PC hippy cancel
culture bullshit.

People hate us.

It doesn't matter okay? It doesn't matter
if they hate you or if they love you

as long as they're watching.

It's like a hate fuck, you know? You feel
bad about it afterwards but it's still

fucking-,

What are you talking about? I don't want
my audience hate fucking me dude.

Would you man up dude? You're in the big
leagues now.

Come on I haven't even got to see the
swamp yet.

Dude, no I'm going up there I'm going to
get the hat off that thing, then we're

going to leave.
Yes, you know what? Fuck you dude. I'm
starting my own stream. I should've done

this shit from the beginning.

Dude Chad come on. Don't be like that man.

I thought we were Cheve bro. I thought we
were Cheve.

Yo chadpions I'm going to continue the
tour of Devil's Manor as promised. So if

you want, the rated R full penetration
skull fucking Casper the Friendly Ghost

version, you can switch to me.

So, that was something.

Sorry Spice Squad,

I'm starting to realize that Chad kind of
sucks ass. You know?

Look, I'm going to go back up there, I'm
going to get the hat, and

then I’ll call the cops.

Cool?

All right Spice Squad,
making our way back up to the attic.

Probably shouldn't have given my keys to
Spencer but

we'll deal with that later.

And it's gone.

What?

Yo. Can every one of the 400,000 people
watching the stream right now agree there

was just a body right there.

What?

The hat’s still here.

Someone's pranking me out there. Whoa.
Shocker there.

Always got to one up my Chad, don't you?
Hey fun fact, Chad was actually arrested

at his grandmother's funeral for
necrophilia. So, I think we all know what

he's doing with that dead body right now.

He probably had an accomplice.

What do you all think?

Spennifer?

The Mocksies? The Benson
Brothers! They hate him but they love a

good prank. Anyways,

leave no Spice gear behind squad.

It's going to take two hands.

Hold on, stay right there.

Alright.

Spice Squad, stay right there.

What the hell?

This ceiling get taller or did I get
shorter?

Alright Spice Squad watch the hops, want
to rate one to ten.

Eight years of basketball baby.

This thing is disgusting.

Wash that later. Alright, moving on.

Look behind you?

Look alright guys, you can mess with me
all you want alright? I'm not falling for

it anymore. There are no killer ghost
janitors here, okay?

Unless-.

Boo yah!

Get it? Like ghost, boo. Okay I'm sorry,
that was dumb. It won't happen again.

Anyways

I think it's time for Stev-o to Leav-o.

What's that?

That's weird.

This thing glitching?

Okay and that is my cue to leave. Yep.
It's been really real, can't wait to come

back. Actually one more thing, fuck you
devil's manor. Zero stars. Would not

recommend. (thud)

(gasps)

Hey guys. I just saw Steve's feed and it's
just a shot of the ceiling which is,

I don't know, kind of weird.

I'm gonna make a call real quick. Can you
pull over, baby?

Okay.

He's such an idiot but yeah, we should
head back to the house.

Just wait, hold on. Listen. Satanic cults
and dead body pranks? That's not our

thing. I mean, you guys don't want to see
that right?

Well, tonight it is our thing honey. So,
yeah, let's go.

Come on, let's just find a hotel. Hey, you
can help me work on a new track. I was

thinking a song maybe about ghosting. You
know, like, with Halloween sounds for the

beat. Like, spooky love. Oh.

Spence. We are not going to go to a hotel
while Steve and Chad are out there racking

up thousands of views. Like, oh my god.
People think we're boring. No, no, no, no,

no. I'm gonna go back to the Manor home
with or without you.

Come on Jen, no one wants to see you
alone. You can't spell Spennifer without

the 'Sp,' part.

Are you fucking kidding me right now?

Sp isn't even supposed to be here. It's
just supposed to be, 'Ennifer.' I don't

even know why I'm talking like that, like,
this is my thing not yours. God, I'm

leaving.

Wait, just hold on. Let's talk.

You can't even spell Spennifer.

Come on Jen. Wait, come back.

Okay.

So sorry you guys had to see that. It's a
little bit embarrassing but it's fine.

Onto bigger and better things. I am
currently on my way back to the Devil's

Manor by myself. So, if you guys could
like and share that would be amazing

because this is literally the scariest
thing I've ever done in my whole entire

life.

Okay.

Wow. Good job wearing your cute white
boots in a fucking forest, Jen. God. Okay.

Let's do a quick AMA.

Okay, any questions not about Spencer?
Like, I'm going to a satanic cult house

right now you guys. Like, come on.

Okay, guess not. I'm gonna go ahead and
take a little break but stay tuned because

there's more on the Devil's Manor. Okay,
bye, stay beautiful.

Okay. And we're back. Wow, I'm a mess, my
hair's a mess but, like, it's fine. We're

cute. It's, we're great, yeah.

Let's go find Steve guys.

Wow.

Steve?

Chad?

Well, definitely creepier all alone. God,
this is awful. Chad? Dude, come on, where

are you?

Oh, actually.

Chad's on his way back to the house right
now.

Here's Chaddy.
Dude,

what are you-,

Do you have my phone?

Where did you come from?

Upstairs but I can't find my phone. I set
it down to take a piss and now it's gone.

I checked the attic by the way. It's
totally empty. No Steve, no body, no

iChad.

Wait, iChad?
That's my phone's name.

He named his phone iChad, that's cute.

Talking about iChad, he's live streaming
right now in front of the house.

What? Show me.

Who is it?

I don't know. Steve? Bensons? Burrows?

Stop, no.
Whoever it is they're heading this way.

I don't like this.

Who is it?
Come in!

No, what do you mean, 'Come in'?

Come on, we gotta open the door.

Do we though?

Yeah, we do. Come on, let's go.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

My live stream.

I open the door. Here.

Alright. Respect. I respect that.

Okay.

Wait, don't be too far away from me.

I'm right here.

Okay. One, two, three...

Wait, where'd he
go? There's no one here.

What?

Swipe over, swipe over.

That looks like the forest from the swamp.

Let's go, let's go.

Okay, I guess we're going to the swamp.

Chad, slow down, hold on. Chad. This is
crazy.

Careful Chad. So, you guys, I definitely
didn't have running around the forest at

midnight with Chad Ryan chasing after a
satanic cult leader on my bingo card for

tonight but, you know, here we are.

God,

my god.

Get up soldier. Move, move, move. Don't
you quit on me.

My god, you guys. High key low key just
wiped out.

900,000 viewers girl. Ain't nothing low
key about that.

That's insane.

Okay.

Oh shit. It's getting big now. I think, my
god.

Did we-, did we just find him?

I think we did.

Christ.

Dude.

We made it.

Oh man.

What? This is-, my god. Totally insane.
You guys have never been to a swamp

before. It's, like,

so pretty and creepy at the same time.

Yeah, it's, kind of, like a pond but with
gonorrhea.

Oh my god. You never cease to amaze me
with the shit that comes out of your

mouth.

Wait, where's my phone? Swipe over, swipe
over.

They, they stopped streaming.

Fuck.

Where are they?

I don't know.

I have a message for whoever has my phone.

Whomever. Whomever.

Whoever or whomever is in possession of my
phone you should know I have a very

particular set of skills. Return iChad to
me unscathed or I will find you

and I will kill you.

Where are the gators at, man? Come and get
it boys!

Maybe they don't like bleach or assholes.

What? My asshole's not bleached.

I thought it was.
No. It's just naturally pale.

Dude, your stream's back on.

What? Let me see.

Yeah.

I'm coming for you buddy.

Chad Ryan everybody. Okay, I wasn't
expecting it to be this cool but just hold

on. Give me one second everybody. Just
going to put on my cute flannel which you

can find in my bio from a cute boutique in
LA. Oh my god. Holy shit it's freezing.

Okay, amazing.

Okay. So much better. Here we go.

Gators? You guys are funny. So, fun fact,
I have a crazy phobia of alligators. I'm

not looking to get close to any one of
those things.

Shoot and maybe I don't have to. Get ready
for mission Jen-possible.

Yeah, no, we're not going to do that ever
again. Just don't tell anybody.

Okay you guys. So, I found a paddle and I
don't know what this is, string, twine,

dirt, I don't know but we're going to make
a little DIY selfie stick and see where it

goes in the swamp. God, this is so weird.
Okay. So, my phone's been under water a

lot. Like, pool, ocean, the toilet, that
last one was an accident but

we're not gonna talk about it.

Hopefully, my phone is under warranty
because it's going in the water.

Okay. Yikes. Are you guys ready?

Let me know if you see any gators.

Did you guys see any gators?

Wait.

Did you guys hear that?

Weird.

(singing) Swipe right on my heart and left on your
doubts.

All we need is love to figure it out.

And I got Tinder feelings baby

and they’re for you.

Come on, Jen. Pick up the phone. Come on.
What are you doing? What the fuck.

Gonna make you my boo, gonna slide in your
DMs-

I got you. You're okay. You're okay. Okay,
they didn't crack your screen. Thank god.

You're alright. I'll put you on a nice
warm charger when we get back, how does

that sound? Thank God. Alright Chad-pions
now that I've been reunited with iChad the

stream shall resume.

-Make you my boo, gonna slide in your DMs.
Your DMs.

What's up Spencer?
You think this is funny?

Your song? I mean, yes, but it's not
supposed to be, right?

No, the song is fire, okay. I'm talking
about Jen.

What about her?

Someone pulled Jen into the swamp.

It was Steve, dude, it had to be. Look,
Jen knows how to swim.

No, bro, like, this isn't cool.

Your whole vibe is really off Chad.

Where are you going Spence?

To find my girlfriend.

(thud)

Spence?

Yo, Spencer?

Okay. So,

Spencer just called me bitching about
Jennifer falling into a swamp.

I don't know what the fuck is going on.
His call cut out. What I do know is

Spencer is not nearly funny enough to pull
off any prank of any kind. Literally ever.

So, that just leaves the Bensons and Steve
with a possible assist from Jennifer

but I didn't see what happened. Did you
guys? Did

Jennifer fall into the swamp or was
something else going on?

Okay, I mean, yeah, I guess I could go
back and check at the pier.

Hold on.

Okay. Okay. This just in, officially
confirmed it's all an elaborate prank

orchestrated than none other than Spicy
Steve himself. Wow, I mean, I got to give

it to you man. Game respect game. You
really stepped it up. I mean, I did know

shit was going down the whole time but,
you know, when, when Spencer and Jennifer

went down, I mean,

you had me wondering.

So, Chad-pions did you fall for it? On a
scale of one to shit your pants how scared

were you? Let me know in the comments.
Also don't forget to check out my merch.

Www.komodope.com. Link is in the
description and with promo code devil you

get 20% off all merchandise. I'm heading
back to the house now to link up with

Steve and make him explain to me how this
all went down.

How we doing on views?

Holy shit. One mother fucking million
baby. That's amazing. My god guys. I love

you all so much. I love you so much.

Even though I know half of you are really
only here to hate on the old Chad meister

but we can just keep those views coming.
Steve said he was in the TV room.

What the fuck?

So, Steve is sitting in the
corner wearing my LED mask

being creepy as fuck.

This is no way not a set up I'm gonna turn
the tables on him.

Fireworks baby.

You never leave home without them.

Suck it Steve. You come for the king you
best not miss.

(popping noises)

(popping noises)

Yo, dude, could you, like, quit being
weird? It's boring.

Okay.

Yeah, we get it Steve. Or is it Benson?
Which Benson brother am I looking at?

What the fuck? What? Hey. What the fuck is
that? Hey. Hey man. Back off. Back off

bro. Look, I got-, I got a million people
that are stream watching right now. You

hear that? And you're not funny. It's not
funny. I, I'm not afraid of you but I will

call the cops.

Hey.

Fuck.

What the fuck? Hey. Hey, why are you
locked? Why are you locked? Fuck. Wait,

wait. Shit.

911, what's your emergency?

Hi, yeah, me, Steve and Spennifer are at
Devil's Manor, right,

we found a dead body and he put a hat on
him and then Steve disappeared and then

Spennifer fell into a swamp and there's
this big dude. His name is Wilson Burrows

and I threw fireworks at him and now he's
trying to kill us.

Okay, calm down. What's your name?

Chad Ryan.
Chad Ryan, the vlogger?

Yes.

I have real emergency calls coming in on
other lines. Don't prank 911.

No. Fuck. Someone call 911. Someone. What
the fuck? Someone call 911.

Someone call 911.

Jesus.

Shit.

Oh my God.

I, I can't see.

Shit, man, I can't see. Fuck. Damn it.
Damn it. Damn it. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh

my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Hey,

ho, ho, please, please. Oh, oh, yeah,
baby.

It's not that bad, right? Shit. Do I have
any doctors, or, or MDs, med students?

I'll take a vet tech.

People say I'm the asshole.

Can,

can someone call 911 for me?

Come on, dude.

Cousin, how are we doing tonight?

Not great. There's a man with an axe
hunting me like I'm a squirrel, and he

managed to take a chunk out of my arm.
It's like my shoulder's on fire. Also, my

friends are missing, possibly dead.

Sounds like a cool video. Hey, so have you
signed that contract yet?

Contract?

For my reality pilot? The network's really
pushing the family angle hard, and you are

my cousin. They think you can bring in the
Gen Z audience.

I need you to call 911 and tell they to
send some police out to Devil's Manor,

okay. It's, like, 90 miles outside of
Monroe, Louisiana.

Gracias.

Okay, hypothetically a false police report
is a felony, but I guess since I'm

technically doing this for you then I'll
be fine any way. So, while I'm working on

that, check the email for your project.

Call the fucking cops.

I will, I will, but since I'm helping you
out with your thing, help me out with

mine. You should be able to do an
e-signature.

So, go to the top left corner, check the
tools icon, tap that, and then if you

don't have a signature stored you can just
run your fingers across it, and it'll

Yeah, Eric, I know how to do an
e-signature

I have a fucking internet company.

Oh good.

There, it's, it's signed and sent. Happy?

Yes. Let me check and make sure that it
went through.

I'm doing this for the both of us, you
know. You'll thank we me when we're the

next Kardashians.

I’ll thank you when you call the mother
fucking cops!

Got the contract. Calling now. Stay safe,
cuz.

Great, okay.

Gracias.

I think I'm gonna try to find

a, a, a-,

Alright, Chadpions, I would love to go
back in there and take on Burrows mano y

Chad-o, but he's a serial
killer with an axe. So, fuck that.

If one of you guys could please call the
cops

that'd be great, or I don't know if you
saw where the car was, if you could pull
up the coordinates.

North.

Where the fuck is north?

Okay,

okay, great, great, great.

Chadpion 22, cannot thank you enough. You
are a real one. Okay, now we're heading

north, baby, like a white walker.

What is that?

Fuck.

I’m gonna find them

Satanic paparazzi on my ass

I see the jeep. I see the jeep. We got the
jeep.

We got the jeep. That was intense. That
was so intense. I think we lost him.

Alright.

So, the key is in one of two places. It's
either on Spencer, or somewhere in the

car.

Let's hope for the second option. And
let's get a little-, a little battery in.

Great, now let's find some keys. Spence,
where'd you put those keys, buddy? Come
on. Come on, don't fuck me. Don't fuck me.
Come on. Where did you put it?

Shit, shit.

Let's-, maybe let's try to hot wire this
bitch, right. Can't be that hard.

Let's try it.

How do I?

'How to ... a car-,' Okay...

Okay, campers. Looks like we've got
everything we need here with our tools.

It's time to show you how to hot wire a
car. That we're going to use quite a bit

here. We're going to be in this owner's
manual, which a lot of people don't think

about. You do not want to get
electrocuted. It isn't fun.

Sometimes, on those cartoons and stuff
they-, your hair just, kind of, sticks up

like it's not a big deal. It's a big deal.
So, let's identify the different wires

we're gonna be working with. Obviously,
the ignition wires create heat, and what

does heat do? And that's why-,

(phone ringing)

down to business. Time to pop open the
steering wheel and hot wire this guy. But

before we do that I should mention that
any car that was made after, let's say,

1999, is virtually impossible, if not
impossible to hot wire. The modern cars-,

Alright, Chadpions, I guess hot wiring a
car is a lot easier in the movies than in

real life.

I guess I could try to find, like, a, a
road, and maybe hitchhike but I'm not-,

(glass shatters)

(car alarm)

that was intense. That was so intense.

I think we lost him

Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on. I'm okay. Are

you okay? You're okay. You're okay. Shit.
Is that a road?

That's a road.

I guess there's no drivers in my area,

'cause why would there be?

'On our way. Almost there.'

Yeah,

I'm sure you are, 'cause you guys have
been so fucking helpful.

Why am I still filming?

What you, you want me to just cut it off
and go dark on the craziest, most fucked

up night of my life? Now you want me to
quit when I have almost 3 millions views.

Why am I still filming? Why are you still
watching, huh?

Hey, hey man, hey. Pull over. Pull over.

Chad Ryan, get in, bro.

Who the fuck are you guys?

Guns and glory 21. You didn't see my
comment? I said I was coming, right.

I-, fuck it, I did, I did, I just thought
it was a joke. Now come on, let's get-,

let's go.

No, yo, Chad, Chad, Chad, come on, man.
You need a ride, bitch. Take shotty, come

on, man.

Fuck it, okay. Alright. Shit.

Alright. What's up?

What's up?

Let's go.

Let's go. This is totally shit. Thank you
so much, bro. Thank you so much.

Shit, a chance to pick up Chad Ryan. I
should be thanking you, man. We watch your

shit all the time at the frat house.
Like, all the time. I mean, just this

morning I was watching you Live Life while
I was taking a shit. Man,

life's weird.

Yeah.

Alright,

okay.

What's up with your arm, dude?
Oh, shit, yeah. Fuck, I guess it's, like,
adrenaline. I didn't feel it.

It's, it's like a cut.

Yeah.

Chadpions, it's looking like we've
officially escaped.

Woah, woah, woah, are you still streaming?

Yeah, bro.

Holy shit, are we on Chad Ryan's stream
right now?

Yeah. Yeah, okay, what've we got?

What's up with you boy Trent coming at you
from the dirty south. Hit me up

Trentsanity69.
Alright, alright, and behind the wheel-,

What's up? It's Craig AKA C-Reg
hanging with my new buddy Chad

Ryan. Phi Kappa Gamma for life, man.
Hey, make sure you tag me in that. It's,

it's gunsandglory, all one word, on
Discord_21.

Gunsandglory on Discord_21. Sounds good.

Yeah, it's like that. We're going to get
so many fucking followers, dude.

That's right. That's right. Okay, so can
we make sure-, we gotta get to, like-,

Selfie though.
What's up? Oh, sick. Okay.

Hey, can we get some merch, bro?
Yes, anything you guys want free of
charge. Absolutely, yeah.

Hell, yeah. I'll take a tank top.

A tank top.

Hey, let me get a new-, a new Chadpion
hat, dude, this one's all fucked up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, can we-, we
got to get to, like, a police station

ASAP.

Wait, for real?

Yes, for real.

I thought the whole Devil's Manor shit was
a prank.

No, no, for real, please.

I mean, the nearest town's about 90 miles
from me, but I can get you there pretty

quick.

That'd be sick. That's be sick. Right,
thank you.

Are you still-, you still got those
Chadpion beer pong kits?

Yeah, yeah, sure. I got you. I'll hook you
up.

Every fraternity brother's gonna shit
their pants when they see this. You and

Spicy Steve, Pizza Ninja!

Oh, yeah.
We fucked up so many delivery drivers
after watching that shit.

Fuck, yeah. We got one fired, bro.

No, no, you got him fired.

Oh, yeah, whatever, whatever. Fuck, I'll
admit. And then what was it called when

you guys were watching those-, the, the-,
you were riding the bikini bitches?

She-Haw.
Shee-Haw!

That's how it should be, bro. Girls just
need to shut the fuck up and get ridden,

Alpha dog shit.
Right.

No, that's, that's pretty fucked up
actually. That's, that's not the point of

the, the bit, man. It was, like-, she
was-, she actually got paid (talking over

Naw we learn from the best, dawg

We can read between the lines bro.

Who the fuck is this guy?

What the fuck is this guy doing, man?

(car horn)

Let's, let's turn around, alright. Let's
find a different road, okay.

I thought you said you wanted to go to
town. This is the way.

I do. I just don't wanna die on the way
there, okay. Like, this truck is mad

fucking sus. So, can we just find another
route, please?

No, man. Fuck this asshole. Let's kick his
ass.

Kick his ass? What are you talking about?

Hey, get the bat.
Get the bat? Wait, don't, don't, don't
take the fucking keys, dude.

Hey, don't puss out, alright.
What are you doing?

Watch our back. Don't be a fucking bitch.
We came to get you, dude.

What's up, dude? Move your fucking truck
outta the way.

Watch your back? I'll fucking watch your
back, “Craig”. Idiot. Please don't

be Burrows. Please don't be Burrows.

No, don't be Burrows. Don't be Burrows.
Oh, shit. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, shit,

shit, shit. Go. What are you doing? Fuck.
They keys. The keys. The keys. Give me the

keys.

Oh, look who got stuck in a ditch, bitch.
Oh, fuck yeah.

It's the craziest night of my life.
Craziest night of my life, but I'm still

here, baby. I'm still here with, with 4, 4
million views.

Holy shit. Holy shit, that's gonna be like
a-, like a Live Life record, right.

Oh man, okay. Okay,

so

for the movie version of this, who should
I cast to play me? The Rock, or, or Tom

Holland? No, no, no, no, no,
I'll play myself. The Rock is Burrows.

Ariana Grande is Jen, 'cause she's hot as
fuck, and she's,

she's-,

Jen,

she's probably dead.

What the fuck?

Please, let me go.

I, I just got a video from Burrows that
shows Jen alive. At least she was alive

when they shot it.

Does anyone know where Jen is?

Basement.

Basement, I didn't get around to checking
the fucking basement.

Shit.

Okay, the, the smart thing to do is to go
and, and get the, the cops, right, get

some-, get some help.

I can't go back in there alone.

I can't go back in there.

Okay.

Come on,

Come on,

(Chadpion Theme)
Better than a champ, better than a
champ.

(Chadpion Theme)
You’re a chad. (What) You’re a chad
(What)

You’re a Chadpion (what)

I changed my mind.

I'm back.

Okay, guess I'm really doing this. I know
Jen and I have had our ups and downs, but

I definitely don't want her to die though.
And Steve, I'm hoping he's still around,

man. He was was true Chadpion. Maybe even
better than me. And Spencer,

well, actually Spencer, kind of, sucks,
but if he's around we'll grab him.

I guess Burrows has Triple A

Alright, Craig, what have you got for me?

Oh,

that's pretty sick, but shit. Alright,
perfect, that'll do nicely.

Batter up, bitches.

I fucking sound like Craig.

Alright, how the fuck am I gonna do this?
I need both hands for the bat. I'm gonna

be taping you guys to the... How does
that-,

don't have any-,

maybe, can we

put you in the-,

maybe I can strap the phone to my head.

Damn it.

I can't believe I'm saying this,

but I think-,

I think I'm gonna have to leave iChad
behind.

So,

I guess this is goodbye.

Goodbye to the 5 million. Holy shit.

Goodbye all 5 million of you.

I'll leave you with a nice shot of the
house on the dash here, how's that?

What do I do here... Echoes in eternity.

Gladiator, dope movie.

(car alarm)

Are you alright?

You're alright, aren't you?

Fuck, fuck.

Hey, hey, you back the fuck off, bro.
Back. Stop. That's right.

That's right, baby. I'm gonna bash your
fucking brains in.

This is what's gonna happen. You are gonna
give me the keys to this thing, and then

her and I are walking outta here. You got
that, bitch, you got that?

Chad.

What? What?

What about the rest of them?

The rest of them?

Get the fuck back. You get back. You know
who the fuck I am, huh?

You don't underestimate the power, baby,
of the Chad.

(moaning)

(axe hitting flesh)

Help. Help! Help!!

(axe hitting flesh)

(wood breaking)

I love you mom.

(axe hitting flesh)

(phone notification sound)

You know, I'm not really sure if that is
real, but if it is,

Team Burrows all the way.

Hashtag Chad gets the axe.

Oh, that is trending.

(Song- Do the Axe)
Do the axe...
Do the axe...

Now take a second to relax

Do the axe...
Do the axe...

Some speculation on how the cult happened
to be there the same night that Chad

showed up.

Was it just Satanic serendipity,
or was there more? Jen said she-,

Fuck you, you ignorant misogynistic waste
of bandwidth.

What about-, I mean, that blood looked,
like, kind of, real no?

I mean, have you seen what they're able to
do with, like, movies and shit now? Like

you think

(Song- “Tinder Feelings”)
I’ve got Tinder Feelings, Baby
And they’re for you

Tinder Feelings, Baby
I wanna make you my boo

Tinder Feelings, Baby
And they’re for you-

Yo.

I'm devastated. I was the last person to
speak with Chad before he died. He was

really excited about my reality show,
Essentially Eric.

Rest in peace to the dude. Let me just say
that. Rest in peace, and I hope-,

Hashtag Chad gets the motherfucking axe.
Go Burrows is a bad motherfucker. Did you

see that? I'm gonna get his ass.

Do you like Chad Ryan, Louie?

It's a no.

So, I don't know who needs to hear this,
but if you're planning to live stream

yourself trespassing in a place where a
satanic cult killed a bunch of people,

don't.

And, like, I didn't-, I couldn't tell. I
could not tell if it was actually a real

live stream or not.

Chad, you cannot act, dude. You cannot
act.

It is wrong to kill people,

but hear me out,

but

is anybody really gonna miss him?