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(Loud clanking)
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(Louder clanking)
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What the hell is going on out here?
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Oh, I'm sorry. Did I wake you?
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I was trying so hard to be quiet.
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I can't sleep, Sofia.
I'm so upset about Josh.
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You said time would heal all
wounds, but it's not working.
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It's been two hours.
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Yes, but two hours feels
like forever when...
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the guy you like can't kiss you,
and you're so confused and alone,
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and all you want are
answers, Sofia. Answers!
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Hey, maybe the answers
will come to you in a dream.
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- Let's find out.
- No!
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How am I supposed to go to work on
Monday and act like nothing happened?
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I mean, what am I supposed to say
to him? How can I even look at him?
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Call in sick.
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But then I can't see him.
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Gabi, we're gonna have to
pace out your angst, okay?
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It's Sunday morning.
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Early, early Sunday morning.
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We're gonna have so much
time to talk about this.
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Yeah, but... but what about
on Wednesday when you and Jake
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go to Florida for your cousin's
quincea?era and I'm alone?
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Who am I going to talk to then? Huh?
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What am I gonna do then?
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I'll just be a FaceTime away.
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Any minute, any hour you
need me, you're my girl.
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You know you always
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- come first with me.
- (Door opens)
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Oh, what would I do without you?
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- Sofia.
- Right here!
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(Theme song playing)
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She's in the spotlight
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And she turned my head
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She'd run a red light
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'Cause she bad like that
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I like that ooh,
baby, ooh, baby, baby
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-
I like that ooh, baby, ooh, baby
- Sync/corrections PetaG - addic7ed.com
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(Both giggling)
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- Hey, Martina.
- Hey.
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You girls were just in here last week.
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What's the problem, broken
nail or broken heart?
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- Heart.
- Nail.
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Do you think you can squeeze
us in for a day of beauty?
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Mija, if I could squeeze
my tatas into this dress,
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I can squeeze in anything.
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(Both chuckle)
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- What do you need?
- (Gabi) To be happy again.
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Which starts with you helping me pick
out a nail color for the quincea?era.
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Yay.
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What's wrong, chica?
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What kind of problems
can a young, skinny,
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gorgeous white girl like you have?
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- It's Josh.
- Oh, here we go.
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I mean, we finally get together
and he can't even kiss me.
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After a year of waiting?
Nah, I don't get it.
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(Gasps) Maybe you need a new look.
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You know, some highlights, a blowout,
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gel manicure with some pinky bling.
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We happen to be having a special.
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No, Martina. All the bling in the
world isn't gonna get Josh over
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- his commitment issues.
- Aye, than I say forget him.
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You know, there are plenty
of other fish in the sea,
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and you know how to catch one?
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With some highlights, a blowout,
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gel manicure with some pinky bling.
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Did I mention we're having a special?
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(Both giggle)
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Okay, what's going on in there?
Everybody keeps coming out giggling.
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Oh. (Giggles) I'll tell you why.
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We just put in a spray tanning booth,
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and the vent connects to the
therapist office above us,
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so now whoever gets a spray tan can
hear every word of the entire session.
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That is a total invasion of privacy.
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- Well...
- I want to hear the details.
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(Giggles)
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So last week I heard a
man who wanted to know
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what it feels like to be a woman.
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So, after the session, I intercepted him
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in the stairwell, and do
you know what I offered him?
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(All) Some highlights, a blowout,
a gel manicure with some...
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- We get it, Martina.
- Aye.
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No, no, no, no. I got it.
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Therapy. That's the answer.
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Josh should go to that
therapist upstairs to
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deal with his commitment issues.
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Well, I think therapy's a great idea,
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but why would you want
him to go to that one?
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Then every woman in here
would know about his problems.
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Not every woman.
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(Whispers) Just this one.
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Can someone measure me?
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I will! I will!
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No, it's my turn!
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So what do you need, baby?
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Ah, need to rent a tux for
Sofia's niece's quincea?era.
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Oh! I said it!
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Quin-cetar...
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Nope. Lost it.
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I gotta get this right. I'm
meeting her whole family.
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I've been practicing though
with Rosetta Stone all morning.
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- Check this out.
- Mm-hmm.
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Bonsoir, Madame Rodriguez.
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- (Loud kissing)
- (Speaking French)
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- How's that sound?
- Like French.
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(Groans)
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So I bought Gabi and I
this deluxe couples massage
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for tomorrow night, but
after everything that's
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- happened...
- Oh, I'll take it!
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Just because you're as big as two
people doesn't make you a couple.
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Fine.
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You want it?
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Come and get it.
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Fine, we'll split it.
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I'll leave the tip,
you hand in the coupon.
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If you can find it in there.
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Hey, is that Gabi?
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Do I hear Gabi? Aye, there she is!
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Um, I've been waiting
for you all morning.
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Not that I'm complaining. I mean,
why would I complain in any way?
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You're the most awesome, understanding
woman, nay, person, I've ever met.
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How was your weekend?
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Well, after the you-couldn't-kiss-me
incident, it was sad,
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but then it got un-sad because I
figured out a way to solve our problem,
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nay, your problem.
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So did I.
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So, yesterday I had the whole day
to think about my commitment issues,
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and how I could fix
said commitment issues.
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So, I did a search
for commitment issues.
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Here's what I got.
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Shwa!
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Wow. Impressive.
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(Scoffs)
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Thank you.
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Thank you so much for that.
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That was chapter three: Acknowledgment.
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Wow, uh, you know what this shows me?
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That you really want to help yourself.
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- I do.
- And I want to help you help you.
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And I have a way to do that
without all of this pesky reading.
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How about a real, live person?
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Someone who will listen to you,
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and who will guide you, and...
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Ba Ba Na Na
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This is a punch card
for buy 10 manicures,
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- get one free.
- Ooh.
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Ba Ba Na Na
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"Dr. Kenneth Stonehouse,
Clinical Psychologist".
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I hear he's great and
he has a reputation
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of getting to the problem
and fixing it lickety-split.
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- Lickety-split, huh?
- Yeah, yeah.
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It says so on the back of the card.
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"Problems solved lickety-split". Mmm.
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Uh, look Gabi, I really appreciate
it, but I'm not a huge fan of therapy.
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My mom's been going to
therapy for 20 years,
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and, well, you've met her.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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But... but she didn't go
to Dr. Kenneth Stonehouse.
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- Gabi, I hear ya.
- And I wanna hear you!
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Say that you'll go.
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Tomorrow at 1:00.
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You already made me an appointment?
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I'm sorry, do you feel like
I overstepped my bounds?
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That's great. You'll
have more to talk about.
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And talk loud!
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Uh, hello, why aren't your clothes off?
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Um, so, do you remember when I told
you I wanted to treat us both to some
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- spray tans?
- Yeah.
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Well, what if instead I treat
us to some light espionage?
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- Gabi, you didn't.
- I did.
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Josh is about to walk in for
his appointment any second.
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Gabi, not only is this totally
wrong, but it's bordering on illegal.
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What? I did it for you!
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Me? What are you talking about?
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Well, if I came here by myself, I would
hear all of this horrible information
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and then I would come
home, possibly in tears,
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and you would be like,
"What's wrong, Gabi?"
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and I would tell you,
and you would be like,
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"Well, are you sure you
heard him correctly?"
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and then I'd be like,
"Well, I'm pretty sure."
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Now you can be totally sure. See?
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Gabi, I don't want any part in this.
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- (Voice 1) Come in, Mr. Kaminski.
- (Gasps) It's happening!
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So, what brings you here today?
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(Voice 2) Well, I keep
having this recurring dream
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where my girlfriend is
smothering me with a pillow.
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Oh, he thinks I'm smothering him?
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- That's ridiculous.
- Do you believe I have to stand here
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- and listen to this?
- Shh! Shh!
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Sounds like a classic anxiety dream,
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and it may signify
deeper intimacy issues.
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So how do I fix it?
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Yeah, and how long is it gonna take?
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Well, these issues
usually start in childhood.
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Sometimes it takes
people years to resolve.
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"Years"? Are you kidding me?
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- That's not lickety-split!
- Shh!
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Hey, are you two
listening to a new patient?
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Do you want some popcorn and
soda? I'm having a special.
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Oh, my God.
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That was 90 minutes of pure bliss.
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Elliot, Yolanda.
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It's important to hydrate.
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Oh, honey, I just got a
peek under Elliot's robe.
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You can keep the water. I need whiskey.
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But I thought you two were a couple.
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(Chuckles) A couple of employees
using our boss's appointment.
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Plus, I like guys.
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She likes fries.
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Well...
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in that case, here's my card.
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Call me anytime.
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To book another massage?
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Yeah, that too.
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(Chuckles) Okay.
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Oh well, we've got to get back to work.
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Thank you for comin'.
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- Bye!
- Yeah.
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- (Door closes)
- What the hell was that?
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What the hell was what?
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(Scoffs)
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That man was clearly flirting with you,
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and instead of telling
him you were married,
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you started giggling like a white girl
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that just got a free
pumpkin spice latte.
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Oh, stop it.
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He's just looking for repeat business.
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You really think he's into me?
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Yes, and trust me, this is a
slippery slope to infidelity.
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First you're giggling, then
you're flirting, then bam!
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You're screwing the dog
walker on my grandma's futon!
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Yolanda, I'm not your ex-husband.
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- I'd never cheat on Alan.
- Hm...
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then you won't mind if I do this.
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You ever hear of the Internet, bitch?
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(Knocking)
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Sofia, you don't have
to check up on me, okay?
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I haven't said one single thing to Josh.
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- You haven't seen him yet, have you?
- No.
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Well, I'm not here to
check up on you anyway.
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Jake and I are leaving
for Florida tomorrow,
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so I just want to make sure that
everything's good with his tu...
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Oh, my God.
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Isn't it crazy how different
our lives are right now?
245
00:10:33,711 --> 00:10:36,561
I love this tux. I'mma
start renting all my clothes.
246
00:10:38,154 --> 00:10:41,193
Oh, I love it too. You
look like my prom date,
247
00:10:41,204 --> 00:10:44,013
except you're tall,
gorgeous, and not my cousin.
248
00:10:45,767 --> 00:10:46,973
Morning, everybody.
249
00:10:46,984 --> 00:10:49,095
Ugh, there he is.
250
00:10:49,106 --> 00:10:50,382
Keep it together.
251
00:10:50,393 --> 00:10:53,478
Sofia, I'm not stupid, okay?
I'm not gonna bring it up.
252
00:10:53,489 --> 00:10:54,925
Hi, Josh. How was therapy?
253
00:10:58,101 --> 00:11:00,169
- Okay, so here's the thing...
- I know the thing!
254
00:11:00,180 --> 00:11:01,587
Okay? I know everything!
255
00:11:01,598 --> 00:11:04,018
I know about your smother
dreams and your intimacy issues,
256
00:11:04,029 --> 00:11:07,980
and all the years it's gonna take for
you to heal your stupid inner child!
257
00:11:07,991 --> 00:11:10,364
Well, guess what, buddy?
258
00:11:10,375 --> 00:11:13,652
I'm not waiting years for
you to figure out your crap.
259
00:11:13,822 --> 00:11:15,789
I have no idea what
you're talking about.
260
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:19,050
Oh, save it, Josh. The therapist I sent
you to is right above my nail salon.
261
00:11:19,061 --> 00:11:22,063
I heard everything. All
your sick little issues.
262
00:11:23,439 --> 00:11:27,595
Well, you definitely heard someone's
issues, but they weren't mine.
263
00:11:27,606 --> 00:11:30,020
Oh, please. I heard
him say "Mr. Kaminski".
264
00:11:30,031 --> 00:11:31,565
How do you explain that?
265
00:11:31,576 --> 00:11:33,345
(Slurps loudly)
266
00:11:36,541 --> 00:11:38,275
It... it was me.
267
00:11:38,844 --> 00:11:40,612
- What?
- Oh, my God.
268
00:11:40,623 --> 00:11:42,337
Josh gave me his appointment.
269
00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:46,966
Wow. I am so happy
you're not my boyfriend.
270
00:11:54,973 --> 00:11:56,351
I don't understand.
271
00:11:56,362 --> 00:11:58,703
You're the Kaminski who feels smothered?
272
00:11:58,714 --> 00:12:02,417
Yeah, I... I didn't even know I
had that problem until yesterday.
273
00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:04,761
You think I'm smothering you?
274
00:12:04,772 --> 00:12:06,940
No, not you. Life.
275
00:12:06,951 --> 00:12:08,217
And you.
276
00:12:09,906 --> 00:12:11,209
It's so weird.
277
00:12:11,220 --> 00:12:15,719
I was having all these crazy dreams,
which I mentioned to Josh, so he gave me
278
00:12:15,730 --> 00:12:18,034
the therapy appointment
that Gabi gave him,
279
00:12:18,045 --> 00:12:21,550
which helped me work everything
out, and I feel so much better.
280
00:12:21,561 --> 00:12:24,321
Last night, I finally
had my normal dream...
281
00:12:24,649 --> 00:12:26,749
just flying around.
282
00:12:29,818 --> 00:12:34,179
So, what you're saying is that you
have Gabi to thank for all of this.
283
00:12:34,289 --> 00:12:35,600
(Jake) Yeah!
284
00:12:36,053 --> 00:12:37,605
Thanks, Gabs!
285
00:12:37,616 --> 00:12:39,897
Yeah, thanks, Gabs.
286
00:12:39,908 --> 00:12:42,809
Sofia, I'm... I'm sorry.
287
00:12:42,820 --> 00:12:45,623
You're an amazing girl, but I...
I'm just not ready to settle down.
288
00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:48,035
I gotta move. I gotta travel the world.
289
00:12:48,046 --> 00:12:50,098
So, start after the quincea?era.
290
00:12:50,109 --> 00:12:51,414
- Sofia...
- No, seriously!
291
00:12:51,425 --> 00:12:54,060
You... you have to go. I already
told my whole family about you.
292
00:12:54,071 --> 00:12:56,711
I even sent them pictures, which
they thought were just photos
293
00:12:56,722 --> 00:12:58,465
from a magazine like last time.
294
00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:01,679
I promise I'm not gonna smother you!
295
00:13:01,690 --> 00:13:04,206
Please, please, please,
please, please, please, please!
296
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,771
Sofia, I was always gonna
go to the quiche-etera.
297
00:13:08,165 --> 00:13:10,958
I wasn't going to break
up with you till after.
298
00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:12,457
Oh.
299
00:13:12,555 --> 00:13:14,194
That's so sweet.
300
00:13:17,074 --> 00:13:18,337
Pre-breakup sex?
301
00:13:18,348 --> 00:13:20,030
Oh, oui, oui.
302
00:13:28,161 --> 00:13:29,518
So, um...
303
00:13:30,087 --> 00:13:31,985
pancakes or waffles for breakfast today?
304
00:13:31,996 --> 00:13:33,934
You get to pick 'cause you're m'boss.
305
00:13:35,178 --> 00:13:36,816
- Gabi?
- Yes, m'boss?
306
00:13:38,798 --> 00:13:41,599
You listened in on a
private therapy session?
307
00:13:42,105 --> 00:13:43,723
Yes, but it wasn't just me, okay?
308
00:13:43,734 --> 00:13:45,488
Sofia was there and Martina!
309
00:13:45,604 --> 00:13:49,068
- You manipulated me!
- I know I did, and I'm so sorry.
310
00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:52,411
But the good news is you
don't think I'm smothering you.
311
00:13:53,844 --> 00:13:55,182
I...
312
00:13:55,351 --> 00:13:59,043
can't understand how you don't
see the error of your ways.
313
00:13:59,552 --> 00:14:02,462
I don't understand how you cannot see
314
00:14:02,473 --> 00:14:04,606
that I was just trying to help us.
315
00:14:05,224 --> 00:14:07,800
I... I can't... I... I can't
even talk to you right now.
316
00:14:07,811 --> 00:14:10,073
You kno... you need therapy.
317
00:14:10,084 --> 00:14:11,372
Okay. Maybe I do.
318
00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:13,452
- Maybe we both should go.
- Maybe we should.
319
00:14:13,463 --> 00:14:15,268
Maybe we should just
go to couples therapy.
320
00:14:15,279 --> 00:14:17,016
Oh! So, we're still a couple?
321
00:14:24,727 --> 00:14:26,433
You want me to hold
the elevator for you?
322
00:14:26,444 --> 00:14:27,565
(Sighs)
323
00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:30,310
I have so much to do before I can leave.
324
00:14:30,321 --> 00:14:32,908
- Go on without me.
- Okay.
325
00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:35,239
- See you tomorrow.
- 'Kay, bye.
326
00:14:36,399 --> 00:14:37,838
(Knocking)
327
00:14:45,005 --> 00:14:46,966
- Hi, Nikolai.
- Hey, you.
328
00:14:46,977 --> 00:14:48,177
Why are you still dressed?
329
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:49,633
(Giggles) Silly.
330
00:14:51,273 --> 00:14:54,136
Why don't you set up your table
while I go change in the bathroom?
331
00:14:54,147 --> 00:14:55,347
You got it.
332
00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,999
I should have known that little troll
333
00:14:59,010 --> 00:15:01,664
wouldn't work late if Josh
wasn't here to see him.
334
00:15:05,092 --> 00:15:07,472
What's up, Abercrombie?
335
00:15:08,064 --> 00:15:09,373
Hey, Yolanda.
336
00:15:09,384 --> 00:15:11,750
Ooh! He remembered my name! (Giggles)
337
00:15:11,761 --> 00:15:13,492
Ooh, focus, girl. Focus.
338
00:15:13,845 --> 00:15:16,174
Look here. Here's 100 bucks.
339
00:15:16,294 --> 00:15:17,507
Make yourself scarce.
340
00:15:17,518 --> 00:15:21,608
I gotta lead a miniature horse to
water and pray that he doesn't drink.
341
00:15:22,897 --> 00:15:24,097
Ready!
342
00:15:24,892 --> 00:15:27,256
Nikolai, I'm ready!
343
00:15:35,817 --> 00:15:37,439
Oh, Nikolai,
344
00:15:37,450 --> 00:15:39,999
my back is so tight.
345
00:15:40,010 --> 00:15:43,146
I want you to undo my
knots like a boy scout.
346
00:15:45,197 --> 00:15:46,734
Ooh!
347
00:15:46,994 --> 00:15:49,824
Sauce me up and work me like a rib.
348
00:16:00,074 --> 00:16:02,509
(Moans)
349
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:05,000
Oh, Nikolai.
350
00:16:05,011 --> 00:16:07,725
This is even better than last time.
351
00:16:08,873 --> 00:16:13,032
You have the strong,
masculine grip of a linebacker.
352
00:16:15,821 --> 00:16:19,690
(Moans)
353
00:16:19,701 --> 00:16:21,795
Oh, don't stop, Nikolai.
354
00:16:23,674 --> 00:16:28,742
This feels so good.
355
00:16:31,601 --> 00:16:32,877
Oh...
356
00:16:33,141 --> 00:16:34,372
Can I just say...
357
00:16:34,383 --> 00:16:35,583
Oh.
358
00:16:38,093 --> 00:16:39,294
Oh...
359
00:16:39,430 --> 00:16:40,997
Can you do my ears?
360
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:45,483
(Giggles)
361
00:16:45,494 --> 00:16:48,365
(Giggles, moans)
362
00:16:48,376 --> 00:16:50,911
(Giggles, moans)
363
00:16:54,475 --> 00:16:56,467
Nikolai...
364
00:16:56,821 --> 00:17:00,550
you're moving into some
dangerous territory.
365
00:17:00,988 --> 00:17:02,455
(Moans)
366
00:17:03,552 --> 00:17:04,852
Stop!
367
00:17:05,876 --> 00:17:07,390
Nikolai...
368
00:17:07,951 --> 00:17:09,494
I have to say something.
369
00:17:10,052 --> 00:17:13,184
Remember that huge, horrible
woman you met the other day?
370
00:17:16,037 --> 00:17:19,702
Well, she told me not to call you,
and it turns out she was right.
371
00:17:19,857 --> 00:17:21,191
I'm married.
372
00:17:21,202 --> 00:17:23,695
And I love my husband very much.
373
00:17:24,986 --> 00:17:27,075
Now I need you to leave the room
374
00:17:27,086 --> 00:17:30,396
'cause I'm embarrassed to
say you gave me a huge bon...
375
00:17:30,407 --> 00:17:31,607
- Aah!
- Aah!
376
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,706
- (Screams)
- (Laughs)
377
00:17:33,717 --> 00:17:35,702
- Oh, my God! Aah!
- (Laughs)
378
00:17:38,592 --> 00:17:42,041
So over the phone, Josh told me a
little bit about your relationship.
379
00:17:42,052 --> 00:17:44,923
Oh, so he, uh, told you
what started this whole thing
380
00:17:44,934 --> 00:17:47,299
is the fact that we've been trying to
get together for, like, a whole year,
381
00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:50,102
and when we finally did and
tried to kiss, he backed away,
382
00:17:50,113 --> 00:17:51,754
suddenly sickened by me.
383
00:17:51,885 --> 00:17:53,436
I'm sorry, I talk a
lot when I'm nervous,
384
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:56,183
but you probably figured that out
already because you're a therapist.
385
00:17:56,194 --> 00:17:57,728
And our time's up.
386
00:17:58,789 --> 00:18:00,423
Is that what brought you here today?
387
00:18:00,434 --> 00:18:02,848
You'd think, but no.
388
00:18:03,209 --> 00:18:05,884
Go ahead, Gabi. Tell her what you did.
389
00:18:06,107 --> 00:18:07,605
- Well, I was...
- She spied on my brother
390
00:18:07,605 --> 00:18:09,983
in a therapy session,
thinking it was me.
391
00:18:09,994 --> 00:18:11,364
Go ahead, Gabi.
392
00:18:11,527 --> 00:18:13,675
- What happened was...
- And then she has the nerve
393
00:18:13,686 --> 00:18:15,628
to turn it around on
me like it's my fault.
394
00:18:15,639 --> 00:18:17,806
- It is your fault.
- Okay.
395
00:18:17,817 --> 00:18:19,913
Sometimes when couples
are having difficulty
396
00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:21,563
seeing the other person's point of view,
397
00:18:21,574 --> 00:18:23,056
it helps to do a little role-playing.
398
00:18:23,067 --> 00:18:25,522
(Gasps) Ooh, like I'm a sassy
waitress at a bowling alley?
399
00:18:27,131 --> 00:18:29,446
What I meant was Gabi,
you pretend to be Josh,
400
00:18:29,457 --> 00:18:30,870
and Josh, you pretend to be Gabi.
401
00:18:30,881 --> 00:18:32,522
Oh, so you want us
to do a Freaky Friday?
402
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:35,636
- Gabi, professionals don't call it...
- Yes, a Freaky Friday.
403
00:18:38,391 --> 00:18:40,563
Okay. I'll start.
404
00:18:43,001 --> 00:18:45,321
Hi, I'm Gabi.
405
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:48,211
I am a chef who works for a
brilliant tech millionaire named Josh,
406
00:18:48,222 --> 00:18:50,692
who's working very hard on
fixing his commitment issues.
407
00:18:50,976 --> 00:18:53,431
Okay, well, I'm Josh,
408
00:18:53,442 --> 00:18:56,576
and that beautiful, talented
chef I was just talking about,
409
00:18:56,587 --> 00:18:59,431
well I can't believe you
couldn't kiss me. Her.
410
00:19:00,501 --> 00:19:02,200
Okay. So, Gabi...
411
00:19:02,211 --> 00:19:03,411
(Both) Yes?
412
00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:08,334
Josh-Gabi, why do you think you
spied on Josh's therapy session?
413
00:19:08,972 --> 00:19:11,678
Well... because I'm childish, immature,
414
00:19:11,689 --> 00:19:13,661
and too impatient to wait
for Josh to get better.
415
00:19:13,672 --> 00:19:14,961
My turn, my turn, my turn.
416
00:19:14,972 --> 00:19:16,172
Josh?
417
00:19:16,462 --> 00:19:18,445
I won't kiss her, I won't date her,
418
00:19:18,456 --> 00:19:20,191
and I don't know when
I'm gonna be better.
419
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,084
In short, I suck.
420
00:19:23,289 --> 00:19:24,788
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
421
00:19:24,799 --> 00:19:27,105
Don't be so hard on yourself, Josh.
422
00:19:27,116 --> 00:19:30,627
Maybe the reason why you can't commit
is 'cause sometimes I act very immature.
423
00:19:30,638 --> 00:19:34,598
Well, Gabi, you're just a
23-year-old girl. I'm 30.
424
00:19:34,609 --> 00:19:36,632
What's my excuse? You know what?
425
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:38,918
Maybe we're both too immature
to be together right now.
426
00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:40,363
Maybe what's best for the two of us
427
00:19:40,374 --> 00:19:43,344
is to stop trying to be
together until we both grow up!
428
00:19:44,491 --> 00:19:46,399
Wait, did I just break up with myself?
429
00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:56,210
I can't believe we both
got dumped by Kaminskis.
430
00:19:56,547 --> 00:20:00,583
Well, technically, I broke up with
myself, but, you know, he agreed.
431
00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:04,354
I went to Disney World
and I still feel sad.
432
00:20:04,365 --> 00:20:06,553
Don't. We're better off without them.
433
00:20:06,688 --> 00:20:09,321
- Or are we worse off?
- No, we're better.
434
00:20:09,627 --> 00:20:12,028
Josh and his stupid commitment issues.
435
00:20:12,039 --> 00:20:13,239
Yeah.
436
00:20:13,264 --> 00:20:16,586
Jake and his stupid hands all
over my body late at night.
437
00:20:17,452 --> 00:20:19,202
- Sofia.
- Sorry.
438
00:20:19,538 --> 00:20:21,790
Did I tell you that my
Abuelita fell in love with Jake,
439
00:20:21,801 --> 00:20:23,987
so I told her we're engaged?
440
00:20:24,209 --> 00:20:26,503
I only told her that 'cause she's 98.
441
00:20:28,031 --> 00:20:30,033
- Did you tell everybody else?
- Yes.
442
00:20:32,952 --> 00:20:35,090
- Wanna watch a movie?
- No.
443
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:37,666
- You wanna get a pizza?
- No.
444
00:20:38,689 --> 00:20:41,909
You wanna get spray tans and listen in
on people who have it way worse than us?
445
00:20:42,009 --> 00:20:43,898
I would like that very much.
446
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:49,040
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