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Isn't it crazy how great life is?
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(MUFFLED RESPONSE)
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I had the most amazing morning
with Josh, an amazing afternoon,
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and then we watched the sun set
over the bay. Sofia, it was...
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Amazing?
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Yeah.
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But enough about me. How was work?
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Didn't go.
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- Are you sick?
- Nope.
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Uh, is it a holiday?
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It is for me.
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Oh my god! Happy Cinco De Mayo!
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It's not Cinco De Mayo,
it's not even Mayo!
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Oh. Okay, then why are you
sitting here all depressed?
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You seriously have no idea?
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Ahh! Sofia, come on, just tell me!
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I have to shower and change and
pack, I'm spending the weekend...
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It's my birthday.
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Taking my best friend on a vacation!
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What? Where?
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Uh...
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Italy?
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Uhh!
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- Mexico?
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(LAUGHS) Look at your face!
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You totally thought I forgot! I
was all, "Happy Cinco De Mayo!"
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And you were like, "It's not even Mayo!"
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Damn, I wish I was
videoing you right now
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so you could see how tricked you look!
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Ooh! Where are we staying?
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- In Mexico!
- Yay! (LAUGHS)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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? She in the spotlight ?
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? And she turn my head ?
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? She run a red light ?
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? 'Cause she bad like that ?
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? I like that ooh, baby, ooh, baby ?
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? Baby, I like that
ooh, baby, ooh, baby ?
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Thank god it's Friday!
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Only six more hours
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of pretendin' to work!
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
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I... got it!
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(CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY)
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Oh, sweet, you got Yolanda a pizza.
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It's a Brunell, it's a painting.
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And it's the best three million dollars
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I've ever spent.
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Sorry the tip does not reflect
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the value of the item.
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Three million bucks on one painting?
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Oh, I got to see what
you blew your money on.
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Let's open that sucker up!
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No! No, no, no, no, Gabi and I
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have this whole thing planned.
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After my Lasik eye surgery
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tomorrow, she's gonna nurse me
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back to health.
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Then we're gonna open this
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together, so I can view
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the two most beautiful things
in my life.
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My Gabi... and my Brunell.
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Well, I'd like to view
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the two most beautiful things
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in my life, but your jeans
aren't tight enough.
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Ohh.
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Hey, guess what I'm doing this weekend?
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I am spending the entire weekend...
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At my bedside, taking care
of me after my surgery.
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Hell, yeah, I am,
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'cause you're gonna need help
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'cause of your operation,
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'cause I am your girlfriend
and that's...
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You forgot about
my laser eye surgery tomorrow.
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Ha-ha! Look at your face!
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Damn, I wish I was videoing you
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right now, so you could see
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how tricked you look!
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Okay, yes, I forgot.
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We had the entire weekend planned!
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I know, but if it makes you
feel any better,
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I totally forgot Sofia's 25th birthday,
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and you should've seen her face,
Josh, she looked so hurt.
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Hmm. Did it look anything like this?
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Well, hers is more hurt,
yours is more mad.
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Which is why I'm so, so sorry.
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Look, I... I really gotta spend
this weekend in Mexico with Sofia.
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Okay, now that's a hurt. Ooh!
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Mexico? Then who's gonna
take care of me all weekend?
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Um...
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I'm really sorry, I'll just
tell her we'll go next weekend.
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BOTH: Yes!
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You don't have to change your plans.
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BOTH: No!
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You are the sweetest boyfriend
in the entire world.
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Oh, can I ask you for,
um, one more favor,
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it's kinda the reason I came in early?
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- You were an hour late.
- Early for me.
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What?
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It's a super long drive
to Mexico, so can I leave now?
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I was gonna ask for the jet, but
I don't wanna take advantage.
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Oh my god, is this gorgeous or what?
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When I called, three
months ago, they said
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this was the best time
to come to Mexico,
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so that's why I booked it
when I called three months ago.
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Oh, I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
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Because for the past nine hours
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in the car you were
on the phone with Josh.
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Oh, was it that much?
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- Mm-hm.
- I'm really sorry.
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The only reason I kept calling him
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is because he was so mad at... himself,
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for... forgetting that I told him
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I was going away this
weekend for your birthday.
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But, doesn't matter
anymore, because now I
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can devote every second of this vacation
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to you.
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- So, go relax, I'll check us in.
- Fine. I'm gonna go pee.
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Hi. I'm checking in for Gabi Diamond.
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Ah, yes, you called yesterday.
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Shh, shh! No, no, I confirmed
yesterday, I called three months ago!
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No, you didn't.
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I remember you begging and crying...
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Okay, I'm sorry, does "Shh" mean
something different in Spanish?
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Because in English,
it means "Please help me,
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I forgot my best friend's birthday.
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Okay, now here is my credit card,
and, uh, if it gets declined,
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please don't cut it in half.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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(LINE TRILLING)
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Hi.
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Hi. I'm just calling to tell you
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that I can't call you anymore. I have
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to make this weekend all about Sofia.
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But she went to go pee,
so I have a little
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extra time to tell you that I miss you,
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and I am so sorry one more time.
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I miss you, too. But it'll be fine.
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Elliot and Yolanda just
came over, and you
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know how they love taking care of me.
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Love it.
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But, uh, I'll just...
I'll see you when you get back.
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Or not, not sure if you know, but
they're shooting a laser into my eye!
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You're gonna be fine, you just need
something to help calm you down.
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Go look through Yolanda's purse.
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(LAUGHS) You know, this is why
I love you, because you always
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seem to make me feel better.
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You know?
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Ohh. I wish I was there, too.
But I have to be here,
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and I have to make this weekend
all about Sofia.
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Because if she ever forgot my birthday,
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I would think she was a total bitch.
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SOFIA: You bitch!
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Gotta go.
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I knew it. I had a feeling
you forgot in the apartment.
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Who forgets
their best friend's birthday?
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What? I said, if... if you forgot my
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birthday, not that I
forgot your birthday.
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Oh, really? Okay, Marisol, when
did she make this reservation?
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- Don't say anything, Marisol.
- Dime, Marisol.
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Don't dime, Marisol,
don't you dare dime.
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You know what? You don't have to tell
me when she made this reservation.
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I know when you did it.
You did it last night.
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Correcto.
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Okay, look, I forgot.
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- But it's only because I...
- You're selfish.
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You only think about you and your
boyfriend, and you didn't even wanna
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be here with me.
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What? Where did you get that?
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I just heard you tell Josh.
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Did you even pee?
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Look, I only said that
to make him feel better
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because I forgot his eye surgery.
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You know what made me feel better?
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The fact that you remembered
my birthday,
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and that you planned this amazing trip,
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and that you finally wanted
to spend some time with me,
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but it turns out you didn't.
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Yes, I did!
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Is that why you were
FaceTiming with Josh
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the entire ride over here?
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Gabi, like, you don't think that I
wanna do that with my boyfriend?
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But I would never do that to you, and,
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also, oh yeah, I don't have a boyfriend.
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Or a best friend.
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It's my 25th birthday and I have no one.
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Get up, get up! (KICKING COUCH)
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What? What?
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Where am I?
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You're in Mexico, in my lobby,
where you slept the whole night
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because your best friend hates you.
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Oh, yeah. It's all coming back to me.
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What am I gonna do?
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Well, this is just off the top
of my head, but, why don't you
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make it up to her by giving
her the perfect day!
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Wow! Scuba diving,
ziplining, horseback riding,
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jet skiing, (GASPS) tequila tasting!
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- Mm-hm.
- Wow, this is perfect.
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- Mm-hm.
- How much for everything?
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Well, it's hard
to put a price on friendship,
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but... $900.
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I'm sleepin' on your frickin' lobby
couch, you think I can afford that?
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Ugh!
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Now you're sad. This moves me.
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How about, you make it
a day at the beach!
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Huh? With a nice handwoven blanket,
some sombreros and sunglasses,
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and a nice bottle of tequila.
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All for the low price of...
How much do you have in cash?
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- Twenty-two dollars.
- Twenty-two dollars!
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Juancarlo!
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Juancarlo, the se�orita would like to buy
some birthday presents for her friend.
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So how about some blankets, right?
Or maybe some, uh, sombreros?
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Or some nice sunglasses?
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Do you see anything
your friend might like?
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That depends. Do you have a girlfriend?
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- No.
- Then yes.
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No, seriously, Elliot, it was so scary.
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Okay, Josh. They shot
a laser in your eye.
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Okay, let's take off your shoes.
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Great. Now your pants.
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Elliot? They gave me Xanax,
not a roofie.
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If I need anything...
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(RINGING BELL)
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I will my ring my bell.
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Sounds perfect.
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Mm. Mm, mm, mm, mm. Check out this
get well pasta Gabi left for Josh.
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You want cheese on the half
I stole for you?
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Make it happen, bitch!
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(LAUGHING)
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You know what gets me?
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Uh...
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Damn, this is good.
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Josh can afford
a three-million-dollar painting,
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but he can't afford to hire
someone to take care of him
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for two frickin' days?
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What the hell does a...
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This is good...
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Three-million-dollar painting
look like anyway?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Josh said do
not open that until he can see it!
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But I'm bored!
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Ooh! It's a nude!
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Ew, it's a she-nude!
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Well, you know what would make
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this three-million-dollar
painting more interesting?
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A thousand-dollar bottle...
of champagne!
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Make it happen, bitch!
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See? This is why I'm gay.
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I almost can't eat.
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Almost.
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- (CORK POPPING)
- (GASPS)
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My pasta!
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00:11:16,220 --> 00:11:18,553
The Brunell!
255
00:11:18,589 --> 00:11:20,522
How can we blame this on Gabi?
256
00:11:27,431 --> 00:11:30,332
Hey, Sofi... Hey, wait a minute.
257
00:11:30,367 --> 00:11:31,400
Why do you have your luggage?
258
00:11:31,435 --> 00:11:33,368
Because I'm checking out.
And going home.
259
00:11:33,404 --> 00:11:35,270
And never believing
anything you say ever again.
260
00:11:35,306 --> 00:11:36,371
(BELL RINGS)
261
00:11:36,407 --> 00:11:37,639
Okay, come on, Sofia,
it's your birthday weekend.
262
00:11:37,675 --> 00:11:40,375
I mean, do you really
wanna drive in a sweaty car,
263
00:11:40,411 --> 00:11:43,412
for nine hours when you could be
spending a beautiful day at the beach,
264
00:11:43,447 --> 00:11:45,347
sipping tequila, and getting serenaded
265
00:11:45,382 --> 00:11:46,648
with a (LOUDER) "Happy Birthday Song"?
266
00:11:46,684 --> 00:11:50,285
I am not in the mood
for tequila, or the beach,
267
00:11:50,321 --> 00:11:52,187
and I'm certainly
not in the mood for a...
268
00:11:52,222 --> 00:11:53,455
(STRUMMING GUITAR)
269
00:11:54,558 --> 00:11:56,191
Well, maybe one song.
270
00:11:57,428 --> 00:12:03,231
? Feliz cumplea�os a tiFeliz cumplea�os a ti ?
271
00:12:03,267 --> 00:12:09,404
? Feliz cumplea�os querida Sofia
Maria Consuela Rafaella Rodriguez ?
272
00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:12,407
? Feliz cumplea�os a ti ?
273
00:12:14,178 --> 00:12:16,378
I am Juancarlo Rodriguez.
274
00:12:19,516 --> 00:12:21,483
Please God, don't let us be related.
275
00:12:24,288 --> 00:12:25,620
Beautiful and funny.
276
00:12:25,656 --> 00:12:27,389
- (SOFIA LAUGHS)
- And now I am angry.
277
00:12:27,424 --> 00:12:29,358
I'm sorry. I don't know
what I did, but I'm sorry.
278
00:12:29,393 --> 00:12:31,526
No, I'm angry that I have
to go back to the beach
279
00:12:31,562 --> 00:12:33,362
to sell my souvenirs.
280
00:12:33,397 --> 00:12:34,529
Can I buy you a drink later?
281
00:12:34,565 --> 00:12:37,432
Wait! Wait, wait, wait, no, no!
282
00:12:37,468 --> 00:12:40,169
I... I will sell your
souvenirs, because,
283
00:12:40,180 --> 00:12:41,580
I love you so much, Sofia,
and I will do anything
284
00:12:41,605 --> 00:12:44,206
for you, including selling souvenirs.
285
00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:49,177
Okay? So, I love you. Happy Birthday,
my still best friend, I hope.
286
00:12:51,615 --> 00:12:54,375
And they say we take all their jobs.
287
00:12:57,935 --> 00:13:00,902
Let us toast to your friend, who
gave us this time together.
288
00:13:01,330 --> 00:13:04,265
I actually will toast to her
because I like her now.
289
00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:06,386
I like her friend more.
290
00:13:08,289 --> 00:13:11,323
I want to know everything about you.
291
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:15,427
Okay. (QUICKLY) I was born in Fort
Lauderdale 25 years and two days ago,
292
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,983
my parents are Dominican,
I have a business
293
00:13:16,994 --> 00:13:18,340
degree from the University of Florida,
294
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:23,702
go Gators. And I've never sat
across from anyone so beautiful.
295
00:13:23,737 --> 00:13:25,504
Oh, and my favorite food is cereal.
296
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,307
We have something in common.
297
00:13:28,342 --> 00:13:29,708
You like cereal too?
298
00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:34,580
I too, have never sat across
from anyone so beautiful.
299
00:13:34,615 --> 00:13:36,548
(GIGGLING)
300
00:13:38,552 --> 00:13:40,285
Can I ask you something?
301
00:13:40,321 --> 00:13:41,286
Anything.
302
00:13:41,322 --> 00:13:43,522
Did Gabi pay for you?
303
00:13:43,557 --> 00:13:46,458
Because I'm totally cool if she
did, um, I just need to know.
304
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,660
No, I make my money
selling things on the beach.
305
00:13:48,696 --> 00:13:52,331
And I also perform from time to time.
Like right now.
306
00:13:52,366 --> 00:13:53,699
(GIGGLING)
307
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:03,542
? Sofia bonita mi chica favorita ?
308
00:14:04,645 --> 00:14:07,212
? When the moon lights her hair ?
309
00:14:07,248 --> 00:14:09,281
? Los hombres will stare ?
310
00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:12,384
? At the girl from Fort Lauderdale ?
311
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:19,258
? Sofia, Dominican
queen, Florida Gator ?
312
00:14:21,495 --> 00:14:22,628
May I kiss you?
313
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,700
- May I?
- Oh, you're asking. (LAUGHS)
314
00:14:28,736 --> 00:14:31,270
I thought it was part of the song. Yes.
315
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:33,238
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
316
00:14:37,745 --> 00:14:41,513
I can't believe you got it
all out! What did you use?
317
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:44,283
Well, I started off with club soda.
318
00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:46,351
Then I realized I needed
somethin' stronger.
319
00:14:46,387 --> 00:14:48,654
- What?
- Vodka.
320
00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:53,392
Well, that explains the olive.
321
00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:57,529
Oh, damn. You missed a spot.
322
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:58,597
Oh.
323
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,201
(ELLIOT GASPS)
324
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:06,945
Got it.
325
00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:09,608
JOSH: Hey, guys? Where's my bell?
326
00:15:09,643 --> 00:15:11,576
I thought it was on the table.
327
00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:15,213
Good luck, bitch.
328
00:15:16,550 --> 00:15:19,584
Josh! What are you doin' outta bed?
329
00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:21,386
Well, my vision's kinda
comin' back, I mean,
330
00:15:21,422 --> 00:15:23,288
things are still a little
blurry, but I can get around.
331
00:15:23,324 --> 00:15:24,690
- Hmm.
- Oh!
332
00:15:24,725 --> 00:15:27,426
Did you guys set up my Brunell so
it'd be the first thing I see?
333
00:15:27,461 --> 00:15:28,627
- Uh...
- You guys are the best!
334
00:15:28,662 --> 00:15:30,228
Uh, I thought you wanted your vision
335
00:15:30,264 --> 00:15:31,697
to be perfect before you saw this!
336
00:15:31,732 --> 00:15:33,665
Yeah, I di... I did, but I can't wait!
337
00:15:33,701 --> 00:15:36,368
Oh my damn! Oh my damn!
338
00:15:38,639 --> 00:15:39,705
Oh my god!
339
00:15:41,475 --> 00:15:43,408
This is incredible!
340
00:15:43,444 --> 00:15:44,543
Oh my damn!
341
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:51,249
Uh, Josh, you know what? You
should go get some more rest.
342
00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:52,417
Yeah, you know what? You're right.
343
00:15:52,453 --> 00:15:53,618
- Wait!
- What?
344
00:15:55,289 --> 00:15:56,688
See how the eyes seem to
follow you across the room?
345
00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:00,425
That's how you know it's a Brunell.
346
00:16:05,499 --> 00:16:08,400
Here. It's on the house.
Congratulations.
347
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:09,668
For what?
348
00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:11,536
I think your friend forgives you.
349
00:16:11,572 --> 00:16:13,572
I walked by her room, and
I heard her forgiving you
350
00:16:13,607 --> 00:16:14,606
multiple times.
351
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,576
Oh... thank you, God.
352
00:16:17,611 --> 00:16:20,312
Yeah, like that, but louder.
353
00:16:22,683 --> 00:16:24,683
Say it again. Say it again!
354
00:16:24,718 --> 00:16:28,587
- Florida Gators.
- Ahh. (LAUGHS)
355
00:16:28,622 --> 00:16:31,390
Juancarlo, thank you for
making this the best birthday
356
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:32,624
I've ever had.
357
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,292
And ever will have.
358
00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:35,494
I have a gift for you.
359
00:16:35,529 --> 00:16:36,695
I made it while you slept.
360
00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:39,631
If you put it to your ear,
361
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:42,768
you can hear me whisper,
"Te quiero, mi amor."
362
00:16:42,803 --> 00:16:44,770
I hear it.
363
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,573
(SLURPING NOISE)
364
00:16:50,811 --> 00:16:55,514
Gabi... I love you. And a
little bit I hate you.
365
00:16:55,549 --> 00:16:56,849
Wait a minute, after this, you're still
366
00:16:56,860 --> 00:16:58,326
mad at me for forgetting your birthday?
367
00:16:58,352 --> 00:17:00,585
No, I'm mad at you for giving
me a gift I have to return.
368
00:17:01,622 --> 00:17:03,488
Oh! I forgot my cell phone in my room.
369
00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:05,624
I need it so I can FaceTime you
when I'm home!
370
00:17:05,659 --> 00:17:07,726
I finally have someone to FaceTime!
371
00:17:09,430 --> 00:17:11,663
Ah! Juancarlo.
372
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:14,499
You totally saved the d�a.
373
00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:17,302
And you are gonna be so happy with me
374
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:18,670
because I sold...
375
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,306
everything!
376
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:22,541
Well, except for this puppet.
377
00:17:22,576 --> 00:17:24,709
No one ever buys the puppet!
378
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,481
Wow! You're amazing!
379
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,450
Gabi, thank you so much.
380
00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:34,386
You introduced me to the most
incredible woman I have ever met.
381
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,588
And now, with this money,
I can afford to buy a data plan
382
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,657
to FaceTime with Sofia
for a whole month.
383
00:17:38,692 --> 00:17:40,425
Wait, why... why only a month?
384
00:17:40,461 --> 00:17:42,694
Judging by what I just saw, she's
gonna want a lot more time than that.
385
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,232
Maybe I can stretch it out for two
386
00:17:44,243 --> 00:17:46,408
months if I can sell that damn puppet.
387
00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:52,437
Gabi, what does it mean
when Sofia says I am her Josh?
388
00:17:52,473 --> 00:17:57,542
Oh... oh my god. This is so sad.
389
00:17:57,578 --> 00:17:59,478
Sofia's gonna miss you so much.
390
00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:00,821
I mean, I wish we could just pack you
391
00:18:00,832 --> 00:18:02,457
up in our car and take you with us.
392
00:18:10,624 --> 00:18:13,492
You're so lucky that you get
to see your boyfriend soon.
393
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:19,364
When we cross this border in 300 feet,
I will never see Juancarlo again.
394
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,700
Hm. You don't know that.
395
00:18:21,735 --> 00:18:23,906
Oh, come on, Gabi, you know how it goes.
396
00:18:23,952 --> 00:18:26,471
You meet someone
on vacation, you have a fling,
397
00:18:26,507 --> 00:18:29,541
he gives you flowers, a necklace,
the best orgasm you've ever had,
398
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,443
and then you go home
and never see each other again.
399
00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:32,611
Hm.
400
00:18:32,646 --> 00:18:35,413
Maybe you will.
401
00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:36,481
Why do you keep talking like that?
402
00:18:36,517 --> 00:18:37,582
Like what?
403
00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:40,485
Forget it.
404
00:18:40,521 --> 00:18:43,421
Well, it's almost our turn.
405
00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:45,490
Adios, Juancarlo.
406
00:18:45,526 --> 00:18:47,759
Yes. Adios, Juancarlo.
407
00:18:50,631 --> 00:18:53,712
Hm. You know, I don't
remember all these border
408
00:18:53,723 --> 00:18:56,545
patrol guys with, like,
guns and angry dogs
409
00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:57,669
and stuff when we came in.
410
00:18:57,704 --> 00:18:59,471
- What's all that about?
- (SCOFFS)
411
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:02,307
Well, it's a lot easier to get
into Mexico than to get out.
412
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,342
That's why the line's
so long. They check every car.
413
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,480
They do?
414
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:11,683
Yeah. Relax, Gabi,
we have nothing to hide.
415
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,451
Unless you're smuggling something.
416
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:16,354
(LAUGHS)
417
00:19:31,511 --> 00:19:34,646
I don't know how I did it, but I did it.
418
00:19:34,681 --> 00:19:37,582
He won't notice a thing.
419
00:19:37,617 --> 00:19:41,352
Behold, my masterpiece.
420
00:19:43,423 --> 00:19:44,489
What the hell is that?
421
00:19:44,524 --> 00:19:45,557
What?
422
00:19:45,592 --> 00:19:46,658
Sure, I didn't
423
00:19:46,693 --> 00:19:47,659
nail the eyebrows,
424
00:19:47,694 --> 00:19:48,693
but doesn't it
425
00:19:48,728 --> 00:19:49,727
look like the original?
426
00:19:49,763 --> 00:19:51,596
Oh, we're screwed!
427
00:19:51,631 --> 00:19:53,565
And I just leased a new Buick!
428
00:19:55,635 --> 00:19:58,736
JOSH: Hey, guys! Guess who has
twenty-twenty vision again?
429
00:19:58,772 --> 00:20:00,572
Quick! Plan B!
430
00:20:00,607 --> 00:20:01,606
And I cannot wait
431
00:20:01,641 --> 00:20:02,674
to see my Brunell... Oh!
432
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,511
Oh, no!
433
00:20:06,546 --> 00:20:10,481
Your mint condition painting!
434
00:20:10,517 --> 00:20:13,718
Oh, honey!
435
00:20:13,753 --> 00:20:15,520
You slipped and fell.
436
00:20:15,555 --> 00:20:17,755
Maybe you're... you're still
a little disoriented.
437
00:20:17,791 --> 00:20:19,657
Oh, man.
438
00:20:19,693 --> 00:20:21,426
I feel so stupid.
439
00:20:23,496 --> 00:20:24,562
Well...
440
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,431
I guess we need to call
the insurance company.
441
00:20:26,466 --> 00:20:28,399
It's insured?
442
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:30,735
Yeah. Remember when I bought it,
443
00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:32,303
I asked you to get it insured?
444
00:20:32,339 --> 00:20:35,573
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Ahh!
445
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:38,543
Time to drown my sorrows.
446
00:20:38,578 --> 00:20:40,411
Yolanda, will you get me
that thousand-dollar bottle
447
00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:41,446
of champagne out of the fridge?
448
00:20:41,481 --> 00:20:43,548
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
449
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:45,617
Wahh!
450
00:20:47,687 --> 00:20:49,454
Well, at least I have the pasta
451
00:20:49,502 --> 00:20:50,735
Gabi made for me.
452
00:20:50,796 --> 00:20:54,122
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