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Guys, gather round. I have
an announcement to make.
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As you know, I've been
working on a new app.
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The app is called "Selfie-Control."
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It automatically curates
users' photos with an algorithm
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to let them know which ones
are gonna be most liked.
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Oh, that's easy.
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Any photo with you shirtless.
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Or any photo with you not in it.
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Now, as you know, I tend to get
a little nervous before a launch,
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- so I decided I need...
- A massage!
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- Grilled cheese!
- Ooh, some weed!
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Every great man has a sidekick.
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Batman had Robin,
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Sherlock had Watson,
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and I, Josh Kaminski, have...
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(All) Me!
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Randall!
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Meet Randall, my new assistant.
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He went to an Ivy League school
and is destined for big things.
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Hello, fellow employees.
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I wish I had time to socialize, but
we should really all get back to work.
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[laughter]
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Oh, he's serious.
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- Tick-tock, Josh.
- Great to meet you!
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- Pleasure!
- Welcome! He's weird.
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- Very.
- Oh, my damn.
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(theme music playing)
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She in the spotlight
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And she turn my head
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She run a red light
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'Cause she bad like that
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I like that ooh, baby,
ooh, baby, baby
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-
I like that ooh, baby ooh, baby
- Sync/Corrections PetaG - addic7ed.com
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I don't know why they put
labels on these cleaning products
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telling you not to breathe in the fumes.
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That's the best part.
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Excuse me.
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- What are you doing?
- Taking out Josh's trash.
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I told you yesterday that that's my job.
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Now, keep your hands off my
trash before I beat your ass.
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I would, but as Josh's assistant,
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I can't let him work in filth.
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Oh, oh!
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Look at that guy doing my job for me.
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Why do I hate him?
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Yolanda, it's a big change to
have somebody new in the apartment.
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You remember my first day here.
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Hell no, I was drunk.
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No one talk to me today.
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I've got to get a press
release out for Josh's new app.
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I already sent it from your computer.
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So you can check that
off your to-do list.
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You went on my computer, in my office?
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Mm, technically, it's Josh's computer,
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in his penthouse, and he told me to
do it, so... kind of just doing my job.
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- And mine.
- And mine.
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You guys, he's just trying to
impress Josh. Okay? He's not
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- trying to take your jobs away.
- Stop.
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I'll take that tray.
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And, um, no more grilled cheese.
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This is a penthouse, not a trailer park.
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[murmuring]
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You guys!
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[sighs] Randall just
totally cook-blocked me.
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We've got to get rid of him.
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Trust me, I know these
number-crunching types.
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It's only a matter of time
before he convinces Josh,
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he doesn't need a full-time publicist.
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- Or a housekeeper.
- Or a personal chef.
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Who the hell needs a personal
chef five days a week?
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Oh, my God, what are we gonna do?
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I got it.
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If Josh sees sparks
between you and Randall,
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he'll get rid of him.
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Precious is right.
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I bet if you flirt with
Randall right in front of Josh,
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he'll get so jealy he'll fire him.
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I don't know, you guys. I mean,
I'm just back to work here.
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Josh and I are finally friends. I
don't know if I want to jeopardize it.
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What a surprise.
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Lollygagging in the laundry room.
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Gabi, Josh has been asking for
his smoothie for five minutes.
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You know what? I got it.
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I'm in.
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Ooh!
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You look like a fancy prostitute.
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- You must have a date.
- Uh-huh.
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And it's Josh's new assistant.
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He asked you out?
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Uh, no, I asked him. You
know how shy guys are.
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You gotta be a little more
forward, smile more, laugh harder,
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and, you know, when that doesn't work,
you just corner them and ask them out.
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Oh, maybe I can weave
this into my article.
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- Oh, what article?
- Well, I'm writing
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a freelance dating article for
that relationship blog called...
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"Posting and Ghosting."
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But you're not dating, you're all alone.
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Yeah, I know. I'm just gonna make
it up. It's called journalism, Gabi.
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- [loud music playing]
- [scoffs] It's starting again.
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I cannot think with this blaring music.
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Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
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We have a broom?
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That's it.
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You bring the music, Lil'
So-So's gonna bring the beat.
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[loud music continues]
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[music stops]
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Hello, luv.
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Nice broom.
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Thanks. I came here to...
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Sweep you off your feet.
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What a relief. I thought you might
be here to complain about my music.
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[scoffs] More like complain
that it's not loud enough
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for this, uh, single, low-maintenance,
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totally disease-free girl to hear.
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It's my band. We just
moved here from the UK.
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- Oh.
- Hey.
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Since I'm new in town,
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how about showing me around tomorrow?
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Around when?
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Around eight?
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See you then. [chuckles] Cheers, mate.
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Not that we're mating, just dating.
Are we dating? See you at eight!
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There she is.
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How was your date with Randall?
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Well, she's doing the walk
of shame in that outfit.
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These aren't the same
clothes I wore yesterday.
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I know, you should still be ashamed.
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Anyway, you guys would've been
so proud. I flirted my ass off.
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A batting of the eyes here and a
strategic touching of the arm there.
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He was putty in my hands.
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(Josh) Gabi, can you
please come in here?
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- It's almost too easy.
- Mm-hmm.
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Have a seat.
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Seems as though we have a situation.
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Oh.
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Do we?
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Randall, uh, he talked to me about you.
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Listen, Josh,
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if you're uncomfortable, and,
uh, you want to let him go,
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I understand.
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He said you sexually harassed him.
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What? No, I didn't do that.
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So you didn't keep asking him
out 12 times until he said yes.
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Hello, Josh, he said yes.
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He also said you were "handsy."
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Handsy? My hand never left his knee!
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[stomping]
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Hey, guys.
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Guess who's on the
verge of getting fired?
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- You.
- Yeah.
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"Whey protein, dried lentils,
cottage cheese." What is this?
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You reading. I'm shocked too.
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That's a shopping list from Randall.
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He said it's from Josh, and
that's what he wants in the fridge.
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And wait till you hear what
the little worm did to me.
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Oh, he had me clean all
the vents in the penthouse
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because Josh sneezed.
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They were filthy. Whoo!
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Somebody is not doing their job.
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Yeah, you.
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Whatever, I still hate Randall.
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Yeah, well, he suggested to Josh
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that I tweet every hour
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to build buzz for Josh's new app.
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Aren't you supposed to
be doing that anyway?
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Whatever. I still hate Randall.
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Hey, guys.
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Oh, hello.
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I'm so sorry. I don't mean to
make you feel uncomfortable.
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I'm glad you're all here
and appear to be on break.
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Guys, I just wanted to say, I'm sorry.
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I think I came on a little strong
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and I'd like to make it up to you.
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Drinks on me tonight?
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I'm sorry, I cannot socialize
with you according to LegalZoom.
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And I'm sorry, I have to wash my hair.
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And I have to wash...
whosever hair this is.
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Hey, no, no, no.
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Uh, Randall, they would love
to have drinks with you tonight.
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It sound likes a
really excellent "plan."
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Great! We can all leave
together right after work.
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Yay!
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What the hell was that?
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My plan. You guys are
gonna take Randall out,
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and you're gonna get him really, really
drunk. Then he misses work for days
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and Josh has to fire him. Okay?
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So, you have to go really hard. I'm
talking Valentine's Day no-date hard.
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That's genius.
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No one can out-drink Yolanda.
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Thanks, Elliot.
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Finally, a compliment.
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Ooh! Mm...
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Mmm!
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What am I making, you ask?
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Gabi, this is Upstairs Rick.
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Oh. You look a lot
different than you sound.
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Thanks, luv.
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He's British and in a band.
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He's magical.
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[rock music playing]
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New track. What do you think?
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It's killer!
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[whispers] It's killing me!
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I hate it.
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Well, you're gonna love me.
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Here. I use these every time
Josh talks about computery stuff.
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Bye, Upstairs Rick.
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Pop.
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Pop.
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Sofia, there's something
I want to ask you.
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[silence]
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[music plays again]
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[silence continuing]
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[music plays again]
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Come on, luv. Don't
make me beg. Yes or no?
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You want a yes or no to
the question you just asked?
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Come on, be a doll.
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Say yes. Please.
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Yes, please.
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I can't believe I finally
got a girl to agree to this.
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Neither can I.
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[chuckles]
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Oh, my God.
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There you guys are.
I was getting worried.
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Girl, don't get me started.
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After drinks, we took
Randall out dancing.
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Then to a party.
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Then to an after-party.
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Then to an after-after-party.
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[slurring] We drank everything.
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He's probably at home
throwing up right now.
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What are you guys talking about?
Randall's been here since six.
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He already sent out a press release
and cleaned up Josh's office.
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What? He's here?
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Then who the hell did we
drop off at his apartment?
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Hello, this is Randall.
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I told you not to call me here!
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I must still be drunk 'cause I'm
hearing Randall's voice in my head.
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And I must still be
drunk 'cause you look hot.
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[gasps]
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Okay. I'm sober and I'm hearing it
too because it's coming from that vent.
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[gasps]
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Damn. If I knew I could
hear private conversations,
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I would have cleaned
those vents out years ago.
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Shh!
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Shh!
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Shh!
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(Randall) Relax. He
doesn't suspect a thing.
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I'll be on my way as
soon as I get it. Goodbye!
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What is he getting
and where is he going?
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Wait, Elliot, do you still
have that thingy on your thingy?
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You mean GPS on my tablet?
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00:11:43,824 --> 00:11:45,492
I speak stupid.
254
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:50,762
Thank you. Now, we're going to
know exactly what he's up to.
255
00:11:51,852 --> 00:11:53,059
[clears throat]
256
00:11:53,065 --> 00:11:54,747
Oh, hey, guys.
257
00:11:54,753 --> 00:11:56,620
I'm sorry I ditched you at that party.
258
00:11:56,626 --> 00:11:59,122
If I'm not home by midnight,
my mom gets worried.
259
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:00,970
Hey, Elliot.
260
00:12:00,976 --> 00:12:02,183
The beta version for my app
261
00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:03,963
is transferring onto a
flash drive right now.
262
00:12:03,969 --> 00:12:06,738
As soon as it's done, I need you to
take it to the corporate office...
263
00:12:06,744 --> 00:12:07,944
You been drinking?
264
00:12:09,666 --> 00:12:11,745
Maybe... a little.
265
00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:15,993
I can take it for you, Josh.
266
00:12:15,999 --> 00:12:17,634
Randall drank too!
267
00:12:17,652 --> 00:12:20,083
Ah, I did go out, but I don't drink.
268
00:12:20,089 --> 00:12:23,415
I only pretended to and poured
mine in a big black flowerpot.
269
00:12:23,888 --> 00:12:25,287
That was me, fool.
270
00:12:29,491 --> 00:12:31,344
Okay, look, as soon as
the drive finishes, I'll
271
00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:34,016
- give it to you and you can take it.
- No! Give it to me.
272
00:12:34,022 --> 00:12:35,326
I can do it, I swear.
273
00:12:36,061 --> 00:12:37,663
Okay. Fine.
274
00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:40,431
If you can spin around twice without
barfing, I'll let you take it.
275
00:12:41,693 --> 00:12:42,893
One...
276
00:12:42,899 --> 00:12:44,099
[gags]
277
00:12:49,286 --> 00:12:51,193
Last time I tracked someone,
278
00:12:51,199 --> 00:12:54,708
I found my husband at a motel
with his dental hygienist.
279
00:12:55,377 --> 00:12:57,956
Ironically, he was filling
one of her cavities.
280
00:13:00,389 --> 00:13:03,493
He's past Josh's corporate
office and is on the 101.
281
00:13:03,499 --> 00:13:05,969
[gasps] Maybe he's
headed to Silicon Valley.
282
00:13:05,975 --> 00:13:07,914
Where the tech companies are.
283
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,680
And a really good Pinkberry.
284
00:13:10,611 --> 00:13:12,285
Oh, my God. Do you know what this means?
285
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:16,027
Yeah, he's getting yogurt instead of
doing his job. We got him, you guys.
286
00:13:16,923 --> 00:13:18,612
Guys, I'm heading out...
287
00:13:19,001 --> 00:13:20,867
And my staff went home at three.
288
00:13:21,781 --> 00:13:23,715
- He's a spy!
- A liar!
289
00:13:23,721 --> 00:13:25,985
- We gotta stop him.
- Whoa! Whoa, whoa.
290
00:13:25,991 --> 00:13:28,826
Calm down. One at a time.
What's this all about?
291
00:13:28,832 --> 00:13:31,874
We found out bad things about
Randall. Bad, bad things.
292
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:34,044
Randall didn't go to
your corporate office. No!
293
00:13:34,050 --> 00:13:36,482
He's headed to Silicon
Valley because he's...
294
00:13:38,356 --> 00:13:40,964
- Help!
- Oh, my God. Randall, what happened?
295
00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:43,603
I was walking to my car
when a black SUV pulled up
296
00:13:43,609 --> 00:13:44,919
and three guys jumped out.
297
00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:49,042
They asked if I worked for you and
when I proudly said yes, they jumped me.
298
00:13:49,842 --> 00:13:53,324
Damn, even when he's beat
senseless, he's a suck-up.
299
00:13:54,191 --> 00:13:56,148
I fought as hard as I could,
300
00:13:56,154 --> 00:13:58,426
but my yellow belt in karate failed me.
301
00:13:58,918 --> 00:14:01,898
They overpowered me
and took my backpack.
302
00:14:02,003 --> 00:14:04,214
But I didn't let them
get your flash drive.
303
00:14:05,050 --> 00:14:06,678
Did I do good, Josh?
304
00:14:08,509 --> 00:14:10,150
You did great, buddy.
305
00:14:12,104 --> 00:14:13,573
Well, look at that.
306
00:14:14,501 --> 00:14:16,237
Randall risked his life for me.
307
00:14:16,609 --> 00:14:18,212
You guys thought he was a spy.
308
00:14:18,501 --> 00:14:19,766
A spy?
309
00:14:19,772 --> 00:14:22,773
Yeah, we heard you on the phone
telling someone that he'd get it soon,
310
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:24,982
and "He doesn't suspect a thing."
311
00:14:24,988 --> 00:14:26,989
Yeah. My dad doesn't suspect a thing
312
00:14:26,995 --> 00:14:29,983
because my mom and I were planning
a surprise birthday party for him.
313
00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:33,706
Randall, I am so sorry.
314
00:14:33,712 --> 00:14:35,422
Can you guys get some
aspirin, some towels,
315
00:14:35,428 --> 00:14:36,886
and help clean Randall up, please?
316
00:14:36,892 --> 00:14:38,570
- Sure thing.
- Sorry, Randall.
317
00:14:39,695 --> 00:14:41,915
I'm gonna go drop off the
drive at my office myself.
318
00:14:41,921 --> 00:14:44,742
Wait! Aren't you afraid? What if
the scary men are still out there?
319
00:14:44,748 --> 00:14:46,379
Oh, please, Gabi. I can handle myself.
320
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:47,888
Elliot, they still in Silicon Valley?
321
00:14:47,894 --> 00:14:49,444
- Yeah.
- Gabi, I can handle myself.
322
00:14:54,615 --> 00:14:56,843
Gabi, Rick's coming over
any minute, and I still
323
00:14:56,849 --> 00:14:58,654
don't know what it is
I agreed to do with him.
324
00:14:58,660 --> 00:15:00,000
I'm really freaking out.
325
00:15:00,428 --> 00:15:01,919
What if it's something kinky?
326
00:15:02,982 --> 00:15:04,320
Sofia's in, mate.
327
00:15:04,326 --> 00:15:07,117
She's gonna be our new tambourine girl.
328
00:15:07,981 --> 00:15:09,426
How brilliant is that?
329
00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:12,203
[knocking]
330
00:15:12,531 --> 00:15:13,948
[whimpers]
331
00:15:16,472 --> 00:15:17,761
Hello, hello.
332
00:15:17,767 --> 00:15:19,460
What is that? What is that?
333
00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:22,941
Oh, it's a bottle of bubbly
to get us in the mood.
334
00:15:22,947 --> 00:15:25,144
Oh, good. Good, good, good.
335
00:15:25,439 --> 00:15:26,738
Good. [chuckles]
336
00:15:27,347 --> 00:15:31,059
Okay, ah, so, you
remember how yesterday, um,
337
00:15:31,065 --> 00:15:34,540
- I kind of agreed to do something...
- Yes, yes. And I am so excited.
338
00:15:34,546 --> 00:15:37,008
I've been trying to get a girl
to do this for a while, but...
339
00:15:37,014 --> 00:15:38,335
most are too shy.
340
00:15:40,677 --> 00:15:41,881
- They are?
- So,
341
00:15:41,887 --> 00:15:44,748
do we need to pick one up or do you
have one that you like to play with?
342
00:15:47,411 --> 00:15:49,088
Uh...
343
00:15:50,239 --> 00:15:52,413
I don't know. Uh... What does...
344
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:55,160
- what does it look like again?
- [laughs]
345
00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:56,602
You're funny.
346
00:15:56,608 --> 00:15:58,551
I know you've seen a few in your day.
347
00:15:59,239 --> 00:16:01,929
But this... but this particular
one you're speaking of,
348
00:16:01,935 --> 00:16:03,900
is it... is it big, is it small?
349
00:16:05,176 --> 00:16:07,660
Well, the one I use is 12
inches, but you're kind of petite,
350
00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:09,888
- so you might want to...
- Okay. Uh...
351
00:16:11,455 --> 00:16:14,935
As long as you can hold it in one hand
and slap it against your bum, right?
352
00:16:15,735 --> 00:16:18,916
Wrong. Wrong. I... I
don't think I can do this.
353
00:16:18,922 --> 00:16:20,588
Sofia, Sofia, don't worry.
354
00:16:20,594 --> 00:16:22,495
We'll go slow until
you get the hang of it.
355
00:16:23,876 --> 00:16:25,938
In no time, you'll be using two at once.
356
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:28,879
And the guys in the band
357
00:16:28,885 --> 00:16:31,026
- cannot wait to see you in action.
- Okay. Great.
358
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,964
Listen, I am a good girl from Florida,
359
00:16:32,970 --> 00:16:34,730
okay, and whatever sick
thing you've got planned
360
00:16:34,735 --> 00:16:36,839
- is just not gonna happen.
- Sofia, please.
361
00:16:36,845 --> 00:16:39,837
It's natural to be nervous, but...
I'm gonna be right behind you
362
00:16:39,843 --> 00:16:41,361
- the whole time.
- Ew, just go.
363
00:16:42,045 --> 00:16:43,321
Go.
364
00:16:46,192 --> 00:16:47,992
Is there anything I can do for you?
365
00:16:47,998 --> 00:16:51,294
Well, my mom used to make me
chicken noodle soup to feel better.
366
00:16:51,629 --> 00:16:53,028
Okay, I'll make you some.
367
00:16:53,034 --> 00:16:55,768
Yeah, ah, it has to be my mom's
recipe. I e-mailed it to you.
368
00:16:56,882 --> 00:16:58,883
- Super.
- Mm-hmm.
369
00:16:59,663 --> 00:17:01,315
Randall, I have a question.
370
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:02,937
Do I forgive you?
371
00:17:02,943 --> 00:17:06,091
- It'll be hard, but I...
- After you got mugged,
372
00:17:06,097 --> 00:17:07,645
did you get a makeover?
373
00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:09,027
- [Gabi gasps]
- What?
374
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:12,184
Oh, my God! You didn't get beat up.
375
00:17:12,190 --> 00:17:13,972
Your black eye has sparkles in it.
376
00:17:13,978 --> 00:17:16,677
Uh... I... I... I... I can explain.
377
00:17:16,683 --> 00:17:18,404
Then talk fast.
378
00:17:19,774 --> 00:17:21,189
Fine, I faked getting mugged.
379
00:17:21,616 --> 00:17:24,641
- Why?
- Why do you think? Money.
380
00:17:24,647 --> 00:17:27,164
This new app is gonna
make someone very rich.
381
00:17:27,170 --> 00:17:28,678
Especially me.
382
00:17:28,684 --> 00:17:31,754
I froze you three out and earned Josh's
trust and he let me take that drive.
383
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:34,667
And then I cloned it, gave it to
my partners, who are gonna sell it.
384
00:17:35,168 --> 00:17:38,019
Finally, I can afford to move
out of my parents' basement.
385
00:17:39,411 --> 00:17:42,527
The hell you can, bitch! Haha!
386
00:17:43,170 --> 00:17:44,639
I didn't trust you.
387
00:17:44,645 --> 00:17:47,595
So before Josh gave you the
flash drive, I switched it.
388
00:17:47,601 --> 00:17:50,235
The drive I gave you had
my honeymoon photos on it.
389
00:17:50,241 --> 00:17:52,091
I didn't trust him either.
390
00:17:52,097 --> 00:17:53,963
So I switched out the flash drive
391
00:17:53,969 --> 00:17:56,397
for my Best of the Barrys flash drive.
392
00:17:57,422 --> 00:17:59,738
Gibb, White, Manilow.
393
00:18:00,337 --> 00:18:02,950
Oh, my God. We all did the same thing.
394
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:05,443
You have a Best of the
Barrys flash drive too?
395
00:18:06,006 --> 00:18:08,140
No, No. I did... I didn't
have my own flash drive,
396
00:18:08,146 --> 00:18:09,404
so I went into Josh's office
397
00:18:09,410 --> 00:18:11,874
and I found a new one in the
bottom drawer of his cabinet.
398
00:18:11,879 --> 00:18:15,568
So the one that Randall sold was
just a brand-new, blank flash drive.
399
00:18:15,574 --> 00:18:17,664
Boom! Yeah.
400
00:18:17,670 --> 00:18:20,312
I can't believe I've been busted
by the most unprofessional,
401
00:18:20,318 --> 00:18:24,182
codependent, sexual-harassing,
binge-drinking losers I've ever seen.
402
00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:25,448
I'm out!
403
00:18:25,454 --> 00:18:26,988
Whoa!
404
00:18:28,673 --> 00:18:30,785
You forgot "floor waxin'."
405
00:18:31,743 --> 00:18:33,855
See, if you didn't make me do my job,
406
00:18:33,861 --> 00:18:36,310
the floor would be
sticky like it usually is.
407
00:18:37,008 --> 00:18:38,551
- Ha!
- [door opens]
408
00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:42,125
Um... why is Randall on the floor?
409
00:18:42,131 --> 00:18:45,070
Because he was a spy. His
black eye was fake. See?
410
00:18:45,076 --> 00:18:48,273
And he admitted giving a flash
drive to his partners to sell.
411
00:18:48,279 --> 00:18:50,967
And then he tried to run
and slipped on the floor.
412
00:18:50,973 --> 00:18:52,517
Which I clean on a daily basis.
413
00:18:54,545 --> 00:18:56,256
Well, that is a relief.
414
00:18:57,838 --> 00:18:59,290
God, I'm smart.
415
00:19:00,465 --> 00:19:01,872
What are you talking about?
416
00:19:01,878 --> 00:19:03,458
Well, look, I didn't want
to say anything earlier
417
00:19:03,463 --> 00:19:04,665
'cause I didn't want
to hurt his feelings.
418
00:19:04,670 --> 00:19:06,880
But do you think I'm gonna trust a
guy who's worked for me for one week
419
00:19:06,885 --> 00:19:08,966
with an app I've been
developing for six months?
420
00:19:08,972 --> 00:19:10,775
No way.
421
00:19:10,781 --> 00:19:12,733
I switched the drives.
I gave him a fake one.
422
00:19:12,739 --> 00:19:15,501
The real one I hid for safekeeping
in the bottom drawer of my cabinet.
423
00:19:19,381 --> 00:19:22,344
Your, uh... cabinet drawer
on the left-hand side?
424
00:19:23,272 --> 00:19:25,686
Yeah. Why? Why do you know that?
You didn't touch that drive,
425
00:19:25,692 --> 00:19:28,083
- did you?
- No! Of course not.
426
00:19:28,089 --> 00:19:32,358
Like any of us would go into your
private office and touch your stuff.
427
00:19:33,820 --> 00:19:36,383
Hey, uh... do you know what I'm craving?
428
00:19:36,502 --> 00:19:37,702
Pinkberry.
429
00:19:39,936 --> 00:19:42,594
I hear there's a good
one in Silicon Valley.
430
00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:45,484
Let's go there now.
431
00:19:49,169 --> 00:19:50,989
They posted my dating
article, by the way.
432
00:19:50,995 --> 00:19:53,570
- Congratulations! What's it about?
- Thanks.
433
00:19:53,576 --> 00:19:57,211
Oh... okay, uh, this is a
little embarrassing, but, um...
434
00:19:57,217 --> 00:20:00,689
Do you remember when you were asking
me about playing the tambourine?
435
00:20:01,103 --> 00:20:03,773
Well, I actually thought
you were talking about, um...
436
00:20:03,779 --> 00:20:05,371
- [whispers]
- God, no!
437
00:20:06,653 --> 00:20:09,197
I'm a romantic, I'm not a pervert.
438
00:20:09,434 --> 00:20:11,785
Oh, my God. Me too.
Romantic all the way.
439
00:20:12,441 --> 00:20:14,082
Well, speaking of which,
440
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:16,552
what do you say we scamper
off to the bedroom with...
441
00:20:18,090 --> 00:20:19,662
with this?
442
00:20:20,066 --> 00:20:21,574
Oh.
443
00:20:21,580 --> 00:20:23,841
You want to make love by candlelight?
444
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:26,012
No, darling. I want you to light
this and then drip the hot wax
445
00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:27,402
all over my nipples.
446
00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:42,948
Your nipples, right?
447
00:20:42,954 --> 00:20:47,997
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