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- Good morning, Josh.
- Hey! Hi! You're here.
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So, uh, you know, after
we broke up in therapy,
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I wasn't quite sure how things
were gonna be between us.
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Was it gonna be awkward?
Were you gonna poison my...
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breakfast? You didn't, did you?
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Josh, I'm fine.
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Sofia gave me a pep talk and a tiny
little pill, and things are good.
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Well, things are gonna get even better.
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Gabi, I've decided to
continue therapy on my own.
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I already had a phone
session with Dr. Rounds
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- this morning.
- That's great.
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First thing she recommended I do
to tackle my commitment issues,
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is contact all the women I've hurt
from my past and make amends with them.
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That's insane!
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Excuse me?
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Well, speaking as your
most recent hurtee,
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uh, here's a little something I've
learned. Nobody wants to relive it.
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I get it, and I hear ya.
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Your sarcasm and your judgment,
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they're coming from a place
of hurt and and rejection.
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No!
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It's coming from a place
of how could you not kiss me
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and then take me to therapy
and break up with me?
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- You broke up with you!
- You agreed!
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Oh my... I knew our friendly little
exchange was too good to be true.
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Will you tell me something? Is
it gonna be like this every day?
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Just every day I'm here.
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Well, then, maybe you shouldn't be.
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(Gasp)
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Are you firing me?
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No, I'm not firing you. I'm
just saying maybe a little space.
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I would never fire you. I know how hard
it would be for you to find another job.
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Oh, trust me, I could find
another job if I wanted to, okay?
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You know what you can't
do? Live without me.
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What? You?
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(Laughs) What?
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Let me tell you something, Josh.
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If you hadn't been into
me for the last year,
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you would have been
with thousands of girls,
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probably divorced four times by now.
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Our unstable relationship
has kept you stable.
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(Laughs) Oh, has it?
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'Cause, uh...
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I was doing pretty good
before you came along.
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Oh, really? Well, then, uh, maybe
we should take some time apart.
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How does two weeks sound?
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- Lovely.
- Beautiful.
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Have fun with your amends,
or should I say, "a mess."
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'Cause that's what you'll
be with me not here. Goodbye.
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- Good luck!
- I won't need it!
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But I will need you to
pay me for those two weeks.
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(Theme music playing)
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She in the spotlight
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And she turned my head
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She run a red light
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'Cause she bad like that
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I like that ooh,
baby, ooh, baby, baby
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-
I like that ooh, baby, ooh, baby
- Sync/corrections PetaG - addic7ed.com
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And then he says to me, "Of
course I wouldn't fire you.
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"You can't get another job."
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Gabi, I would sympathize,
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but we're out of butter,
and I'm kind of panicking.
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I know! I think we used it
frying all those grilled cheeses.
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Ugh, Gabi,
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these breakups are gonna
put 300 pounds on us.
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(Sigh) God, I hate those Kaminskis.
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Oh, I hate those Kaminskis more.
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(Gasp) S'mores.
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- How good do those sound?
- Oh...
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not as good as cookie dough ice cream.
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Do you have that on the food truck?
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No. We don't sell that kind of stuff.
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Well, you should. You should
keep an emergency stash
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for people who just got dumped.
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Screw that. There should be a whole
truck for people who just got dumped.
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(Both gasp)
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(Both) Oh my God.
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A truck that caters to
girls who just got dumped.
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The Dump Truck.
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That's genius!
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Jake gave me his half of the truck,
so I can do what I want with it.
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We should rename it The Dump Truck and
run it together and split the profit.
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- I'm in!
- (Both squeal)
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Okay, what's the first step?
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We put on pants.
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Josh, that girl you're making
amends to is on her way up.
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Oh, okay, uh, everyone look busy,
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and... and stay close to me in case
she gets mad and tries to attack me.
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I was horrible to this
girl in high school.
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What did you do?
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Tell her the auditions for
Cats were at the pep rally
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and have her show up
as Mr. Mistoffelees?
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Ella was my girlfriend senior year,
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and we were supposed to
go to prom together...
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but at the last minute, I ditched her
and went with somebody I barely knew.
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I couldn't ditch my prom date.
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He'd of failed me in math.
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(Knocking)
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Josh!
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I'm Josh.
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- Josh!
- Hey!
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Ella, wow, you look amazing!
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Thanks! Sorry, I didn't recognize
you. It's just been so long.
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- I couldn't put a face to a name.
- (Josh laughs)
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You're kidding right?
(Chuckles) We dated.
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We met in chemistry
lab. We became partners.
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We kissed, and your hair was all, whoof,
caught on fire. How do you forget that?
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Maybe 'cause it never
happened. (Chuckles)
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Ella,
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Ella, Ella, Ella.
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It's obvious that you're blocking
out a very difficult time.
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That's what she's doing. She's
blocking out a difficult time.
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Which is why I invited you over here
in person. So I could make amends.
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Look, I know I hurt you.
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Hurt me? What are you talking about?
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You know...
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prom.
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- (Gasp) I just remembered.
- She just remembered.
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Didn't you have a hot
younger brother named Jake?
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Yes, he does.
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Maybe that's who hurt her.
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- That makes a lot more sense.
- I hurt her! It was me!
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Now, you two, go away.
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Fine. We don't have to be here.
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(Chuckles)
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We can hear everything
from the bathroom.
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So, anyway, Ella, I just want to say
that I'm really sorry for what happened.
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It had absolutely nothing to do
with you. I was young and an idiot.
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Okay, well... apology accepted.
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Wh... uh...
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Wait, I mean, let's, uh,
let's at least have a drink.
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You know, I really wanna
make this up to you.
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Sure, if that makes you feel better.
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It does. It really does.
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- To new friends!
- Old friends. We're old friends.
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We've known each other
since high school!
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Oh my God.
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Sofia, dumped girls.
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Dumped girls everywhere!
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We are about to turn so
much pain into profit!
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Yes!
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Um, hi, can I help you?
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Uh, our special today is
"He Can Quiche My Ass."
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I'll take that, and a "Good Thing I Only
Let Him Put In The Tri-tip Sandwich."
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My ex slept with my roommate,
and I miss him so much!
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You know what I'm
throwing in on the house?
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A cup of "Miso Angry Soup."
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Thank you.
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Oh, no, thank you, and
stay strong, sister.
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(Sobbing)
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Wow. You know, if business
keeps up like this,
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not only will I not have to go
back to Josh's in two weeks...
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Gabi may not have to
come to work ever again.
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Look at what I've done.
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Walked two blocks without collapsing?
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Do you think that Gabi's
measly 67 Twitter followers
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would get her this kind
of attention? Please.
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I'm a publicist.
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I have a network of
people at my fingertips.
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I am a social media god.
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You helping Gabi? I never
thought I'd see the day.
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Think about it. If Gabi's
truck is a huge success,
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she won't have time to work for Josh.
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I'm turning two weeks into forever!
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(Phone beeps)
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Oh my God. It's happening.
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I contacted every media outlet and
now they want her on Rachael Ray!
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Really? Cake? Do you
want to be alone forever?
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Gabi! Great news!
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As you know, I have your
best interest at heart...
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Trap. It's a trap.
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Who's your favorite chef ever?
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Julia Child?
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One that's not dead.
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Rachael Ray?
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Guess who's going on Rachael
Ray to talk about her food truck?
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(Gasp)
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If it's not me, you're really mean!
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It is you!
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- (Screams)
- Oh my God!
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(Both) Rachael Ray!
Rachael Ray! Rachael Ray!
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Morning, sweetie.
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You're in my bed. Why are you in my bed?
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'Cause you were amazing last night.
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Amazing at what? What was I amazing at?
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Honey, you changed my
life! Well, our lives.
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Aah! Wh... wh...
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What is this?
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- A ring.
- I know.
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But what's it doing
on my married finger?
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Well, we got married, silly willy.
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Married. Wait, wait,
wait. We can't be married.
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We didn't go to Vegas.
Wait, did we go to Vegas?
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We didn't have to. You're
rich. I mean, we're rich,
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and we paid a lot of money
and made it happen! Yay!
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No clapping!
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This is not a clapping matter.
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We can't be married. We
don't know each other.
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I mean, you said last night,
you didn't remember me.
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I didn't until we spent the whole night
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looking at our old yearbooks
and started reminiscing.
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All the feelings came flooding back.
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Oh, really? How about the bad feelings
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from when you hated me
for what I did to you?
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Did those come back? Where are the bad
feelings? Where are the bad feelings?
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They're gone because you made
the greatest amends of all.
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You vowed to never hurt me again.
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I did?
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Yes, you did.
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Now, I am going to take a soak in...
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our tub, and when I'm done, we'll call
our parents and tell them the good news.
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(Chuckling) All right, see ya!
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Oh, [Bleep].
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(Gasp) Elliot,
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my greatest supporter,
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my favorite publicist
in the entire universe,
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- my dearest friend...
- Hug me, and I'll cut you.
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Hey, Yolanda. I just
came to pick up my knives
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(loudly) for Rachael Ray.
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I came early so I
wouldn't run into Josh.
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You know, the last thing
I wanna do is upset him
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by telling him I'm gonna
be on (loudly) Rachael Ray.
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So, um, where is he?
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Uh, I think he's still in bed.
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Oh, well, I guess it's for
the best, then. I'll just...
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(loudly) grab my
knives and be on my way!
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Okay, I got 'em!
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Time...
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to...
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go...
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- (Josh) Yolanda! Elliot!
- Aw, rats.
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Guys...
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Hey. Gabi.
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Gabi's here. I didn't think
you were gonna be here.
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Why are you here? You know, I
didn't think you were gonna be here,
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'cause you said, "I'm
not gonna be here."
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Oh, well, I just came to
get my knives, 'cause I'm...
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going to New York in a couple... (gasp)
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Oh, well, I might as well
just come out and say it. Um...
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My food truck is doing so well
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that Rachael Ray found out about it,
and she wants me to be on her TV show.
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Rachael Ray? Wow-wee!
Good for you! Have fun!
243
00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:36,045
Um...
244
00:10:36,056 --> 00:10:38,181
So, uh, how's your week going?
245
00:10:38,192 --> 00:10:39,798
Is it, uh, (sing-songy) as good as mine?
246
00:10:39,809 --> 00:10:43,416
Oh it has been. You know, just, amending
my ass off. Hashtag: no regrets.
247
00:10:43,427 --> 00:10:44,888
But hey, you, you know what?
248
00:10:44,899 --> 00:10:46,710
You go and break a leg out there.
249
00:10:46,722 --> 00:10:48,144
Good luck. Bye!
250
00:10:48,155 --> 00:10:50,548
Guys, last night, I...
251
00:10:52,721 --> 00:10:54,635
- got married.
- What now?
252
00:10:54,646 --> 00:10:57,623
- Oh, yeah. I'm married to Ella.
- What the hella?
253
00:10:58,254 --> 00:10:59,660
I got so caught up in making amends,
254
00:10:59,671 --> 00:11:01,271
I just kept drinking and
drinking and drinking.
255
00:11:01,282 --> 00:11:02,627
I mean, Yolanda, I
don't know how you do it.
256
00:11:02,638 --> 00:11:04,317
What? I don't...
257
00:11:04,328 --> 00:11:05,962
Everyone, shut up!
258
00:11:08,685 --> 00:11:09,952
I got nothing.
259
00:11:11,050 --> 00:11:12,879
All right... I-I got something.
260
00:11:13,167 --> 00:11:15,286
Get me 50 grand in small bills.
261
00:11:15,297 --> 00:11:17,841
I know someone who
can make things happen.
262
00:11:19,519 --> 00:11:20,978
Wait, you mean like a divorce?
263
00:11:20,989 --> 00:11:22,212
Sure.
264
00:11:23,729 --> 00:11:25,115
Let's call it that.
265
00:11:27,143 --> 00:11:29,038
Rachael Ray. Rachael Ray. Rachael Ray.
266
00:11:29,049 --> 00:11:31,779
- Rachael Ray. Rachael Ray...
- Okay, you gotta stop bouncing.
267
00:11:32,299 --> 00:11:35,108
Sofia, she is my idol.
268
00:11:35,251 --> 00:11:37,452
It's like if you were about to meet...
269
00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:39,131
the guy who invented...
270
00:11:39,142 --> 00:11:40,725
the filing cabinet.
271
00:11:41,722 --> 00:11:44,420
Edwin G. Seibels? I wish.
272
00:11:44,949 --> 00:11:47,304
You know what? How about we get
you some ice cream to calm you down.
273
00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:48,882
Nope. I wanna look good on camera.
274
00:11:48,893 --> 00:11:51,228
You know, all the food in here is free.
275
00:11:51,239 --> 00:11:52,573
I will take five.
276
00:11:54,443 --> 00:11:56,877
- (Crowd cheering)
- _
277
00:11:57,997 --> 00:12:00,329
Okay, I am really excited
about my next guest,
278
00:12:00,340 --> 00:12:04,297
but I wanna start with a show of hands.
How many people here love food trucks?
279
00:12:05,971 --> 00:12:09,581
Okay, so please welcome
first-timers to our show,
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00:12:09,592 --> 00:12:12,071
Gabi Diamond and Sofia Rodriguez.
281
00:12:12,082 --> 00:12:13,650
(Crowd cheering)
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(Rachael) Hey, girls. Welcome.
283
00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:16,762
Ladies, come on down.
284
00:12:16,773 --> 00:12:18,582
- Hello.
- Hi, how are you?
285
00:12:18,593 --> 00:12:21,209
Nice to... oh, we're gonna do
a group hug. Oh, that's good.
286
00:12:21,220 --> 00:12:23,189
Oh, that's nice. Okay.
287
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,605
Gabi, why don't you sit here.
288
00:12:24,616 --> 00:12:26,584
Sofia, why don't you take the end there?
289
00:12:26,595 --> 00:12:29,095
Ladies, honestly, this is brilliant,
290
00:12:29,106 --> 00:12:31,854
but which one of you got dumped?
291
00:12:31,865 --> 00:12:33,074
(Both) I did.
292
00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:34,607
(Laughing)
293
00:12:34,618 --> 00:12:37,438
Uh, actually, we both did.
We were dating brothers
294
00:12:37,449 --> 00:12:39,289
and they both dumped us on the same day.
295
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:42,195
Okay, so how do you go from
being, like, double dumped
296
00:12:42,206 --> 00:12:45,722
to selling food off a truck?
And did it start with just, like,
297
00:12:45,733 --> 00:12:48,297
okay, let's sell food off our truck
and serve everything with a side of
298
00:12:48,308 --> 00:12:49,508
"He Is Toast"?
299
00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:50,887
(Laughing)
300
00:12:50,898 --> 00:12:52,556
You're so funny, Rachael Ray.
301
00:12:52,567 --> 00:12:55,853
But tell me, guys, what is... what
is actually your best seller so far?
302
00:12:55,864 --> 00:12:57,765
Oh, well that... that
would be the burger.
303
00:12:57,776 --> 00:13:00,813
Um, it's made with arugula
and a honey truffle sauce,
304
00:13:00,824 --> 00:13:03,664
and it's named after my
ex-boyfriend, Josh Kaminski.
305
00:13:03,675 --> 00:13:06,560
It's called the "I
Can't Kaminski Burger."
306
00:13:06,571 --> 00:13:08,055
Ah, I can't Kaminski.
307
00:13:08,066 --> 00:13:09,370
- That's very funny.
- Thank you.
308
00:13:09,381 --> 00:13:11,029
It's made with a blend of three meats
309
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,975
because, you know, who
can commit to just one?
310
00:13:14,307 --> 00:13:15,674
I love that!
311
00:13:15,685 --> 00:13:17,719
You know, you guys are just so grounded,
312
00:13:17,772 --> 00:13:19,892
Gabi, especially you, I just
think you're taking this,
313
00:13:19,908 --> 00:13:21,609
this whole thing, like, so well.
314
00:13:21,620 --> 00:13:22,928
What do you mean?
315
00:13:22,939 --> 00:13:25,756
Well, you know, that
Josh Kaminski got married.
316
00:13:25,767 --> 00:13:26,967
(Laughing)
317
00:13:26,978 --> 00:13:28,813
What are you talking about, Rachael Ray?
318
00:13:28,824 --> 00:13:30,474
What do you mean, what
am I talking about?
319
00:13:30,485 --> 00:13:33,927
I mean, it's literally all over
social media, all over the Internet.
320
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:37,074
No. (Chuckles) No. What?
321
00:13:37,292 --> 00:13:40,934
Wait, you... you seriously
did... did not know this?
322
00:13:41,226 --> 00:13:44,084
I... I... I...
323
00:13:44,095 --> 00:13:45,478
She did not.
324
00:13:45,712 --> 00:13:48,560
Okay, now I think would
be a really great time
325
00:13:48,571 --> 00:13:51,757
for a short break, and we'll come back
with the ladies, like, right after this.
326
00:13:51,768 --> 00:13:53,284
(Cheering)
327
00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:54,867
_
328
00:13:55,748 --> 00:13:58,197
Oh, my goodness. Welcome back, guys.
329
00:13:58,208 --> 00:14:00,535
So, I'm back with Gabi and Sofia,
330
00:14:00,546 --> 00:14:04,055
and so, Gabi, what are you going
to be cooking up for us today?
331
00:14:04,066 --> 00:14:06,176
This is... not... happening.
332
00:14:06,187 --> 00:14:09,432
Uh, you know what? Sofia,
why don't you get us started?
333
00:14:09,528 --> 00:14:13,353
Okay. Today, we'll be demonstrating
how to make our best-selling dessert,
334
00:14:13,364 --> 00:14:14,931
"Kick Him in the Bourbon Balls."
335
00:14:14,942 --> 00:14:16,443
(Laughs)
336
00:14:16,454 --> 00:14:20,158
Um, uh, ah, the best part is... Gabi?
337
00:14:20,169 --> 00:14:23,046
I can't believe it. He's,
he's really... married.
338
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,646
We let the customers
crush the nuts themselves.
339
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:26,857
(Laughs)
340
00:14:26,868 --> 00:14:28,451
Rachael, would you
like to do the honors?
341
00:14:28,462 --> 00:14:29,716
- Oh, I would...
- No, I will do it.
342
00:14:29,727 --> 00:14:31,699
Gabi, I don't think that's a good idea.
343
00:14:31,848 --> 00:14:36,689
All you do is... gently tap the
nuts... over and over until...
344
00:14:36,928 --> 00:14:39,181
- (Shrieks)
- I don't understand, you know?
345
00:14:39,192 --> 00:14:41,006
He... he couldn't commit.
346
00:14:41,017 --> 00:14:45,310
And I leave for... five minutes, and
now he's married... to someone else?
347
00:14:45,321 --> 00:14:46,655
So he can commit,
348
00:14:46,666 --> 00:14:48,032
- just not to me!
- (Yelps)
349
00:14:48,043 --> 00:14:49,243
(Crying)
350
00:14:49,254 --> 00:14:51,203
I'm such a loser!
351
00:14:51,214 --> 00:14:52,472
Gabi...
352
00:14:53,330 --> 00:14:54,665
(Chuckles nervously)
353
00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:56,689
You know, you are not a loser.
354
00:14:56,700 --> 00:15:00,647
You had the idea for The Dump
Truck, and it's, it's brilliant.
355
00:15:00,658 --> 00:15:04,854
No, it's a truck for loser girls who
got dumped because they're losers!
356
00:15:04,865 --> 00:15:06,603
She doesn't mean that.
She doesn't mean that.
357
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,070
- Yes, I do.
- You know, listen,
358
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:11,112
you do not need a man to be successful.
359
00:15:11,123 --> 00:15:13,324
(Crying) Yes, I do.
360
00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:17,324
Josh bought me the truck, and then
his publicist got me on your show,
361
00:15:17,335 --> 00:15:19,592
and the only reason he
kept me on as his chef
362
00:15:19,603 --> 00:15:21,851
is because we slept
together on the first date
363
00:15:21,862 --> 00:15:24,860
and he thought that
I would sue. (Sobbing)
364
00:15:24,871 --> 00:15:27,167
Can we go to commercial, Rachael Ray?
365
00:15:27,178 --> 00:15:29,159
Oh God, I wish we already had.
366
00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:32,059
Okay, so we'll be back right after this.
367
00:15:32,070 --> 00:15:33,426
(Cheering)
368
00:15:38,428 --> 00:15:40,062
How could he get married?
369
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:42,408
Oh, Gabi, it's gonna be okay.
370
00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:45,914
I thought up a whole plan for you on
the plane, but I didn't get to tell you,
371
00:15:45,925 --> 00:15:48,592
because, unfortunately, we
didn't get to sit together.
372
00:15:48,603 --> 00:15:50,475
(Mouths) Thank you, God.
373
00:15:51,593 --> 00:15:52,992
Okay. (Clears throat)
374
00:15:53,003 --> 00:15:56,207
Tomorrow, you're gonna go to
Josh's, and you are going to quit.
375
00:15:56,217 --> 00:15:58,584
Because you cannot work
for him and his new wife.
376
00:15:58,595 --> 00:16:00,822
- (Sobbing)
- No no no. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
377
00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:02,736
And then, we're going to sell the truck,
378
00:16:02,747 --> 00:16:06,161
and you're gonna use that money to
live off of until you figure things out.
379
00:16:09,924 --> 00:16:12,945
Won't we make more money renting
the truck than selling it?
380
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:16,105
Well, we would have until
you called every dumped girl
381
00:16:16,116 --> 00:16:18,019
a loser on national TV.
382
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:22,335
All I wanted to do was show
him how great my life would be
383
00:16:22,346 --> 00:16:25,718
without him for two weeks, and now
I have to be without him forever.
384
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:27,144
(Sighs)
385
00:16:27,155 --> 00:16:31,363
This is the worst two-week
paid vacation of my entire life!
386
00:16:35,446 --> 00:16:37,589
How the hell am I going
to get out of this?
387
00:16:37,813 --> 00:16:40,014
My offer still stands.
388
00:16:41,969 --> 00:16:43,596
Spoke to Spike,
389
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:45,738
he's down.
390
00:16:46,985 --> 00:16:49,620
I'm not just talking about
the marriage, Yolanda.
391
00:16:49,631 --> 00:16:51,578
I mean, the whole point of me
calling her was to make amends,
392
00:16:51,589 --> 00:16:53,611
not to hurt the girl worse,
and let's be real here,
393
00:16:53,622 --> 00:16:55,185
she's obviously an unstable person.
394
00:16:55,196 --> 00:16:57,664
I mean, who instantly marries
someone they haven't seen in 12 years?
395
00:16:57,675 --> 00:16:58,979
You.
396
00:17:01,586 --> 00:17:03,679
Hi, honey. I'm home.
397
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,439
- I had a key made.
- She had a key made.
398
00:17:06,456 --> 00:17:09,557
Is my sexy new husband
gonna give his wifey a kiss?
399
00:17:09,568 --> 00:17:12,589
Mmmm. Why ask if you're just gonna?
400
00:17:13,629 --> 00:17:15,373
I have a surprise for you, hubby.
401
00:17:15,384 --> 00:17:17,925
Another surprise? I don't think
I could handle another surprise!
402
00:17:23,407 --> 00:17:24,840
Who's this?
403
00:17:24,851 --> 00:17:27,141
You remember my noni. She lives with me,
404
00:17:27,152 --> 00:17:29,573
but now that we're married,
she's gonna live with us.
405
00:17:30,681 --> 00:17:32,582
(Chuckles) No, no, no, noni.
406
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,727
(Chuckles)
407
00:17:34,738 --> 00:17:37,074
Okay, Ella, look,
408
00:17:37,387 --> 00:17:38,745
I need to tell you something.
409
00:17:38,756 --> 00:17:41,229
Ugh, this is hard. This is so hard.
410
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,227
Tell, me. What? What's
going on with you, honey?
411
00:17:43,238 --> 00:17:45,787
You look pale. You look
like you're about to faint.
412
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,753
Okay, the thing is...
413
00:17:47,764 --> 00:17:49,480
Does your chest feel tight?
414
00:17:49,491 --> 00:17:50,738
Does your heart hurt?
415
00:17:50,749 --> 00:17:53,097
Do you feel a lump in
the pit of your stomach?
416
00:17:53,688 --> 00:17:56,136
Do you feel like every hope
and dream you ever had is dead?
417
00:17:56,147 --> 00:17:58,519
Yes, that's totally it.
418
00:17:59,061 --> 00:18:03,201
So it's kind of like how I felt when I
was crying under the bleachers at prom.
419
00:18:07,345 --> 00:18:08,545
Hmm?
420
00:18:11,071 --> 00:18:13,299
Ha! I've been playing you!
421
00:18:13,310 --> 00:18:15,879
We're not married! Suck it, Kaminski!
422
00:18:16,601 --> 00:18:19,134
(Josh) Wait. What are you saying?
423
00:18:19,656 --> 00:18:22,000
I am saying we're not really married.
424
00:18:22,011 --> 00:18:24,971
I slipped something in your drink and
then I slipped a ring on your finger.
425
00:18:25,307 --> 00:18:26,612
You what?
426
00:18:26,857 --> 00:18:31,267
Let me tell you something. I will never
forget the night you ruined my life!
427
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:35,504
I have been waiting 12 years for
my revenge, and now, I have it.
428
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:38,448
Come on, Zelda. Fatburger's on me.
429
00:18:46,946 --> 00:18:48,146
(Sighs)
430
00:18:48,869 --> 00:18:50,069
(Sighs again)
431
00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:52,401
Phew!
432
00:18:52,790 --> 00:18:54,178
Gabi, you're, uh...
433
00:18:55,526 --> 00:18:57,484
You're here! I mean, uh...
434
00:18:58,496 --> 00:19:00,068
How much of that did you hear?
435
00:19:00,486 --> 00:19:03,558
Oh, just enough to know that
you're totally a mess without me.
436
00:19:03,569 --> 00:19:05,203
(Sigh)
437
00:19:05,214 --> 00:19:08,016
I am. I really am.
438
00:19:09,025 --> 00:19:11,836
Which is why I think we should
cut the two-week thing short,
439
00:19:11,847 --> 00:19:13,277
and you come back to work tomorrow.
440
00:19:13,472 --> 00:19:16,534
- Aw, Josh, I don't know. I... Okay.
- Please!
441
00:19:17,855 --> 00:19:21,398
I need you to stop me from making
amends with all of my exes...
442
00:19:21,736 --> 00:19:22,970
except for one.
443
00:19:22,981 --> 00:19:24,847
- Really? Have you learned nothing?
- It's to you.
444
00:19:24,858 --> 00:19:27,539
Oh, okay.
445
00:19:27,974 --> 00:19:30,507
I never apologized for what happened.
446
00:19:30,755 --> 00:19:34,434
And I feel horrible that we got
so close, and then I screwed it up.
447
00:19:35,939 --> 00:19:37,668
Gabi, I'm really sorry.
448
00:19:40,187 --> 00:19:41,927
Apology accepted.
449
00:19:45,663 --> 00:19:47,735
- Grilled cheese?
- You know me so well.
450
00:19:51,672 --> 00:19:53,406
So, how was your week?
451
00:19:55,704 --> 00:19:58,572
Any chance you, uh,
saw me on Rachael Ray?
452
00:19:59,145 --> 00:20:01,173
Uh, no. I mean, with everything
that was happening, I missed it.
453
00:20:01,184 --> 00:20:02,933
- How did it go?
- Crushed it.
454
00:20:05,616 --> 00:20:09,181
Ugh! I can't believe you sold my
truck and I didn't get a penny.
455
00:20:09,192 --> 00:20:10,692
Gabi, we both agreed.
456
00:20:10,703 --> 00:20:13,004
Josh bought the truck. He
should get his money back.
457
00:20:13,015 --> 00:20:15,727
Ugh, damn us and our moral fiber.
458
00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:18,209
Oh, hey, did you tell the new owner
459
00:20:18,220 --> 00:20:19,714
- about the broken parking brake?
- Shh.
460
00:20:19,725 --> 00:20:21,225
Hi! (Laughs nervously)
461
00:20:21,236 --> 00:20:23,827
Gabi, this is the girl
I sold the food truck to.
462
00:20:23,838 --> 00:20:25,816
Gabi Diamond, meet Gabi Moskowitz.
463
00:20:25,827 --> 00:20:27,708
- Hey, Gabi.
- Hi, Gabi.
464
00:20:27,905 --> 00:20:29,710
I really like what you've
done with the truck.
465
00:20:29,721 --> 00:20:32,223
- Thanks.
- Yeah, how'd you come up with the name?
466
00:20:32,234 --> 00:20:34,376
Well, I have a blog
called Broke Ass Gourmet
467
00:20:34,387 --> 00:20:37,438
where I teach people how to
cook yummy food on the cheap,
468
00:20:37,449 --> 00:20:39,577
and now I'm taking it to the streets.
469
00:20:39,677 --> 00:20:43,731
I'm hoping it'll lead to big things,
like, maybe even inspire a TV show.
470
00:20:43,848 --> 00:20:45,740
- For sure.
- You go, girl.
471
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:49,197
- Like that'll ever happen.
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