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Hey Josh.
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We each got you something
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to kick off the launch of your new app.
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Appy-birthday!
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Get it? App-y instead of happy?
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I thought of it.
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Do any of them happen to be a Xanax?
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I'm just kidding. No, I'm not.
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Good morning!
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What's... what's going on?
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What's happening?
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"What's happening?"
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The first new app Josh has released
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in a year is going live in 30 minutes.
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And to distract him
from this crucial moment
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that could make or break his career,
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the people that love him
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are giving him presents.
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Oh, yeah. I mean I know that's happening.
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I meant... you know, what's happening else?
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Nothing. What did you get him?
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I... I, um...
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I got him a... oh no, no... oh no...
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Ha ha, almost got me.
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It's a surprise.
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Guys, you didn't have to get me anything.
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Good, because she obviously didn't.
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Yes I did. In fact, my gift is so amazing,
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and personal, and indescribable,
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I'm going to stop describing it.
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Open mine! Open mine!
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It's a top of the line bike rack!
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Elliot, you combined
my two favorite things.
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Bikes and racks. Up top!
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Well, I have to admit, Elliot, I was afraid
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that your gift would be better.
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But it's not!
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Boom.
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What is... what is this?
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It's a bobblehead.
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Of you! I had it made.
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Where...
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Am I gonna put this bobblehead?
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I love it.
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Oh...
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I'm so mad that my gift isn't here yet.
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So you can open it... ah, oh!
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Let me check on the tracking.
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Yeah... oh no.
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There's a stupid snowstorm
in the... snowstormy areas.
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Oh! Oh look.
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It says it's going to be
here by late afternoon-ish.
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Um... unrelated, can I take an early lunch?
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She in the spotlight
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And she turned my head
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She run a red light
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'Cause she bad like that
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I like that ooh baby, ooh baby, baby
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-
I like that ooh baby, ooh baby
- Sync/corrections PetaG - www.addic7ed.com
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Okay. This gift has to be unique,
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and personal, and less than
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the $12 we found in the couch.
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Ooh!
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How about a fedora?
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Nah, too Pharrell-y.
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All right, so...
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Ooh! How about a vest?
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Too Elliot-y.
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Okie-dokie... ooh!
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A turtleneck.
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Too mime-y.
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Really? Was Steve Jobs a mime?
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Maybe.
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But wasn't he like a big huge computer guy?
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Yes, and this was his signature shirt.
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A black mock turtleneck.
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You really think Josh is that much of a
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nerd that he's gonna like
a black mock turtleneck
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just because Steve Jobs wore one?
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- Eh, probably not...
- No no no! It's perfect!
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How much is it?
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Ah, Fifteen dollars.
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Dammit. We don't have enough.
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Well, you don't need enough when you
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got Li'l So So.
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Ahem, eight bucks. Take it or leave it.
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Leave it.
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Come on, chica.
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This crappy old shirt isn't worth $15.
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There's gotta be something we can do.
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Add $7.
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That's this many.
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Please, Lilly!
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Frugal Lilly.
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Miss Frugal Lilly.
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Um. this is for my boss, and if I don't
get him something, I could lose my job.
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Okay? And my best friend
isn't working right now,
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so I'm the only one working in the family.
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Tell you what sweetheart, three dollars off
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if you join the mailing list.
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Okay.
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You're welcome.
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Okay, the app's been live for an hour now.
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How are the numbers?
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I believe the way my
chief financial officer
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put it was, "Oh God! Oh God! Why?"
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It's over, Elliot. It failed.
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I can see you're upset.
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Would you like me to...
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Come on!
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Oh, shut up.
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You shut up.
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(Scoffs)
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(Laughs in disbelief)
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I'm losing it.
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Yeah. You are.
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Losing your edge. Losing you talent.
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You're not relevant anymore.
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Enough.
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- (Josh exhales)
- (Bobblehead Josh) Loser!
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Nope.
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(Cackling)
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Not easy fitting something so big
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through such a small hole.
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That's what he said.
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I come up with a zinger like that
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and no one's around to hear it.
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Huh?!
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Huh, phew!
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You would think rich people's
trash would smell better.
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I guess that's why they
call 'em stinkin' rich.
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Damn, I got to start
writing this stuff down.
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What the hell?
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That's the bobblehead I got for Josh.
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That ungrateful son of a...
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Hm, good thing I didn't go with the puppy.
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(Door opens)
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Guess what you got?
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An app that's going nowhere?
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Guess what else?
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The gift arrived that no
one believed I got you!
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It's here! Open it, open
it, open it, open it...
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Black turtleneck.
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It's the same kind that Steve Jobs wore.
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I got it because you remind me of him.
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How am I like Steve Jobs?
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Steve Jobs was successful.
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Uh...
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Well you know, he wasn't always.
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He had... he had ups and downs, right?
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Of course he did.
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Yeah. You know, he had
success and he had failure.
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I mean that's the same thing you just said,
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but I see where you're going.
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Wait a minute.
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You got me this turtleneck
to remind me that even though
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Steve Jobs had some
occasional disappointments,
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he went on to take over the
entire world of technology.
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And maybe I will too.
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Yeah. It's like you read my card.
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So was I right about the gift?
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Yes! And I gave it to
him at the perfect time.
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Right when his app was failing.
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Oh no. His app is fail...
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So you want to know the best part?
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He loved it. It gave him hope. And
isn't that what gift giving is all about?
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(Knocking)
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Lilly! From Frugal Lilly's!
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Great memory, you met me two hours ago.
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I need the turtleneck back.
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I'm sorry, Lilly, the shirt's not for sale.
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Well, make it for sale.
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Turns out it belonged
to the actual Steve Jobs.
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What? Seriously?
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Yeah, the maid brought it in
accidentally and the family wants it back.
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Oh, really?
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Well, then Li'l So So
better get her galoshes
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'cause that family's about to make it rain!
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Lilly, listen, my boss is in love with it
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and he's... he was in a really bad place.
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So I'm sorry, but no amount of money
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could make me take it away from him.
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- How about $25,000?
- We'll have it for you within the hour.
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Okay, I'm gonna swap
out the mock turtleneck
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for this mock-mock turtleneck, all right?
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You stay down here and make sure Josh
doesn't come out of his office. Okay?
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And make sure he doesn't come upstairs.
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Girl, please.
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You think Li'l So So was born yesterday?
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The game don't run me, I run the...
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- Hey, Sof!
- Josh!
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Turtleneck! Josh turtleneck!
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Not just any turtleneck.
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This is my lucky turtleneck.
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Gabi got this for me and bam!
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My app sales have skyrocketed.
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- This shirt is a winner.
- Ah-ha...
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Josh!
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You're wearing the
turtleneck that I got you.
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That's why it's not in your bedroom...
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I would imagine.
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This shirt has changed my life.
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Hear that, Gabi?
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Isn't that fantastic?
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I'm never taking it off.
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Never!
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Never? I mean Josh, what about, ah...
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what about when you go to sleep?
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No.
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Well, what about...
what about on Halloween?
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- I'll go as Steve Jobs.
- Dammit.
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Well, what about when
you go on a bike ride?
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Gabi, of course I'm going
to take it off if I go on a
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bike ride. I'm not going to get it sweaty.
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You know, you're all wound up.
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I think you need to go on a bike ride.
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Uh-huh. Sofia, he's tight.
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- Feel him. He's very tight.
- Ooh, ooh...
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Ooh, he is tight.
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Guys, today is my launch day.
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All I want to do is sit at my computer
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and see how many people download my app
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while wearing my lucky magic turtleneck.
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Mm! Looks like someone
loves the gift Gabi got them.
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Unlike my bobblehead,
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which I didn't see in your office.
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Oh, well... um, yeah...
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ah... that's 'cause I moved it.
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Oh, thank God.
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You know, I was scared
that you didn't like it.
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My ex Coleman once threw out
a gift that I gave him and I...
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I was crushed.
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I remember it to this day.
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Oh. Yolanda...
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I'd never throw your gift away.
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Good.
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So, where is it?
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Um... I had a messenger pick it up
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and they took it to my corporate office
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downtown so all the
people there could see it.
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Oh, I am so flattered!
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You know, I would love to see
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the people enjoying it.
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How 'bout we go to your
corporate office right now?
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Ah, you know, I'd love to but I'm...
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- Going on a bike ride.
- Going on a bike ride.
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Josh, why did you want
me to meet you in here?
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Oh, I see. Let me catch up.
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Knock it off!
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It's cool with Alan, you're
one of my free passes.
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Elliot! No.
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Look, I need you to
get Yolanda's gift back.
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From the trash.
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You threw her gift away?
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I had to! That thing was freaking me out.
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Who cares why? You like mine better!
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Are you going to help me, Elliot?
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Absolutely.
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I'll push on the little pedal-y thing
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and you'll reach in and grab it.
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No, not this trash.
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I threw it down the building's trash chute.
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No. I'm not going down there.
264
00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:51,407
I'll give you a thousand dollars.
265
00:11:52,892 --> 00:11:54,626
No, I'm still not going down there.
266
00:11:54,886 --> 00:11:56,086
$2,000.
267
00:11:57,990 --> 00:11:59,890
The higher the amount, the funnier it gets.
268
00:12:01,130 --> 00:12:02,972
Fine. I'll pay for your wedding.
269
00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:04,966
My Hawaiian wedding on a yacht
270
00:12:04,973 --> 00:12:07,354
with Celine Dion singing
the love song from "Titanic?"
271
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,560
Done!
272
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,602
I'm the queen of the world!
273
00:12:15,415 --> 00:12:17,216
All right guys, see you in a bit.
274
00:12:18,158 --> 00:12:20,259
Uh...
275
00:12:20,260 --> 00:12:21,935
Hmm...
276
00:12:21,966 --> 00:12:23,166
Is, ah...
277
00:12:24,485 --> 00:12:26,466
Is the bike ride really
a good idea with the
278
00:12:26,637 --> 00:12:28,949
turtleneck wrapped around your waist?
279
00:12:29,930 --> 00:12:32,056
Uh... she's right, Josh. You know, it could
280
00:12:32,057 --> 00:12:33,998
get caught in a spoke or blow in the wind.
281
00:12:33,999 --> 00:12:37,088
Yeah, yeah. Well, you know, it
is the windy city, after all.
282
00:12:38,594 --> 00:12:39,794
That's Chicago.
283
00:12:41,143 --> 00:12:44,103
But you guys might be right. I
don't want anything to happen to it.
284
00:12:44,168 --> 00:12:45,669
Here. Don't take your eyes off it.
285
00:12:45,670 --> 00:12:46,938
I won't.
286
00:12:46,939 --> 00:12:48,061
You know what? I can't do it.
287
00:12:48,062 --> 00:12:50,448
- I need my turtleneck back.
- Oh, ooh...
288
00:12:50,449 --> 00:12:51,649
Okay.
289
00:12:55,912 --> 00:12:57,251
Tie it around my neck.
290
00:12:58,075 --> 00:12:59,275
Like a cape.
291
00:13:00,590 --> 00:13:02,158
Didn't think of that one, did you Gabi?
292
00:13:02,159 --> 00:13:03,926
Nope Josh. You've found a way
293
00:13:03,927 --> 00:13:06,229
to make turtlenecks even cooler.
294
00:13:06,955 --> 00:13:08,200
Yes.
295
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:09,905
Yes I did.
296
00:13:11,196 --> 00:13:14,247
We did it! The ol' switcheroo.
297
00:13:14,596 --> 00:13:15,799
Now all we got to do is wait
298
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,189
for him to get in the elevator.
299
00:13:17,190 --> 00:13:18,666
$25,000 one...
300
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,720
(Both) $25,000 two...
301
00:13:20,721 --> 00:13:22,921
$25,000 three...
302
00:13:22,922 --> 00:13:24,072
Let's go!
303
00:13:24,073 --> 00:13:25,428
(Both singing)
$25,000
304
00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:27,209
$25,000
305
00:13:27,210 --> 00:13:28,478
$25...
Josh!
306
00:13:28,479 --> 00:13:29,983
Can't go on a bike ride...
307
00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:33,559
...without my bike.
308
00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:36,578
No sir, you cannot.
309
00:13:36,579 --> 00:13:37,835
You go get that bike.
310
00:13:37,836 --> 00:13:39,436
Oh my God, that was so close.
311
00:13:39,437 --> 00:13:41,371
Okay, let's hurry. Let's get to Lilly's.
312
00:13:41,626 --> 00:13:42,922
Where's the shirt?
313
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:44,465
Um...
314
00:13:44,763 --> 00:13:46,813
(Sofia) Nooo!
315
00:13:49,934 --> 00:13:51,594
Okay, I'm just going to
say this one more time.
316
00:13:51,595 --> 00:13:53,007
This is the dumbest thing you've ever done.
317
00:13:53,008 --> 00:13:56,500
Okay, who's dumber? The dummy? Or the
dummy that threw the shirt to the dummy?
318
00:13:57,936 --> 00:13:59,816
Okay. Let's just get
it and get out of here.
319
00:13:59,817 --> 00:14:00,866
Okay.
320
00:14:00,867 --> 00:14:02,172
(Both) Go get it!
321
00:14:02,205 --> 00:14:03,405
(Both) Me?
322
00:14:04,417 --> 00:14:06,117
Fine, we'll both go.
323
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:07,446
Aw!
324
00:14:11,220 --> 00:14:12,420
Ugh!
325
00:14:13,670 --> 00:14:15,738
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew...
326
00:14:15,739 --> 00:14:17,688
Yeah okay, we're not even
in there yet, princess.
327
00:14:19,516 --> 00:14:21,290
Ugh-ha, ha!
328
00:14:21,973 --> 00:14:23,173
Ugh!
329
00:14:23,272 --> 00:14:24,897
What if there's a rat in here?
330
00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:27,098
- (Gabi and Sofia scream)
- What are you two doing here?
331
00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:28,933
Did Josh send you to
look for the bobblehead?
332
00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:30,707
Well too bad, it's mine!
333
00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:32,909
We're not looking for a
bobblehead. We're looking for...
334
00:14:33,292 --> 00:14:35,326
What? What? Is there something on me?
335
00:14:35,327 --> 00:14:36,546
(Both) Yes!
336
00:14:36,581 --> 00:14:38,281
Where? Where is it? Where is it?
337
00:14:38,316 --> 00:14:39,593
On your head...
338
00:14:44,876 --> 00:14:46,076
Ah!
339
00:14:47,191 --> 00:14:49,289
Oh, Elliot found it!
340
00:15:00,747 --> 00:15:03,382
Elliot, thank you for
finding the bobblehead.
341
00:15:03,383 --> 00:15:05,488
Okay, now I need you to
take it to my downtown office
342
00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:07,019
so tomorrow when Yolanda goes...
343
00:15:07,393 --> 00:15:08,682
What do you mean you didn't find it?
344
00:15:08,683 --> 00:15:10,002
I just put it in the cupboard.
345
00:15:11,616 --> 00:15:13,116
Ah!
346
00:15:16,099 --> 00:15:17,534
I'll call you back.
347
00:15:19,047 --> 00:15:21,182
Okay, breathe.
348
00:15:21,270 --> 00:15:22,779
It's a bobblehead.
349
00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:24,305
Logical explanation for all of this.
350
00:15:28,572 --> 00:15:29,934
Did I scare you, baby?
351
00:15:29,935 --> 00:15:32,196
Sorry, I was just taking out the trash.
352
00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:33,637
You know, the place
where you throw things out
353
00:15:33,638 --> 00:15:35,472
you don't want, like eggshells,
354
00:15:35,505 --> 00:15:37,894
dirty paper towels, heartfelt gifts...
355
00:15:37,926 --> 00:15:40,343
Like a one of a kind
made-to-order bobblehead?
356
00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:43,246
- So you know?
- Yes, I know.
357
00:15:43,247 --> 00:15:44,535
I found it in the trash.
358
00:15:44,536 --> 00:15:46,036
Oh, you found it. Thank God.
359
00:15:46,037 --> 00:15:47,597
So you were the one moving it around?
360
00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:49,186
'Course I was.
361
00:15:49,187 --> 00:15:51,054
You don't think it walked
over there by itself, did you?
362
00:15:51,055 --> 00:15:52,741
(Laughing)
363
00:15:52,742 --> 00:15:53,942
No.
364
00:15:55,126 --> 00:15:57,094
An-and... and you were
the one doing the voice?
365
00:15:57,128 --> 00:15:58,808
- No. What voice?
- Nothing!
366
00:16:00,898 --> 00:16:02,765
Yolanda, I know I shouldn't
have thrown it away
367
00:16:02,766 --> 00:16:04,423
but my launch day was making me crazy
368
00:16:04,424 --> 00:16:06,744
and staring at my own head
just bobbling around judging me,
369
00:16:06,769 --> 00:16:08,300
I overreacted.
370
00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:10,121
I guess I understand, Josh.
371
00:16:10,122 --> 00:16:12,865
I mean, it it is a little creepy looking.
372
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,317
- The doll, not your head.
- Oh.
373
00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:16,747
Nice head.
374
00:16:17,248 --> 00:16:18,448
Seriously, I felt so bad.
375
00:16:18,449 --> 00:16:20,350
I have Elliot in the dumpster
right now looking for it.
376
00:16:20,351 --> 00:16:22,251
- Oh. Eh-eh...
- Gonna tell him to get out.
377
00:16:22,453 --> 00:16:24,321
You really want to make this up to me?
378
00:16:24,379 --> 00:16:25,755
You know I do.
379
00:16:25,821 --> 00:16:27,655
Hold off on that phone call.
380
00:16:29,793 --> 00:16:31,661
Come on, Elliot. Just give us the shirt.
381
00:16:31,662 --> 00:16:33,547
I would, except no.
382
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:37,525
Something smells funny, and it's not just
383
00:16:37,526 --> 00:16:39,494
the wood shavings from that hamster cage
384
00:16:39,495 --> 00:16:41,139
that's filling my loafer.
385
00:16:41,639 --> 00:16:44,441
Why would two girls crawl through filth
386
00:16:44,475 --> 00:16:46,376
for an ugly polyblend shirt?
387
00:16:46,410 --> 00:16:48,378
Exactly. It's just a worthless shirt.
388
00:16:48,412 --> 00:16:50,523
Oh, so then you won't mind
389
00:16:50,524 --> 00:16:51,912
if I use this shirt
390
00:16:51,913 --> 00:16:53,885
to wipe up this unidentified sludge
391
00:16:53,886 --> 00:16:55,642
that you better hope
to God is Greek yogurt.
392
00:16:55,643 --> 00:16:57,013
(Both) No, no, no, no!
393
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,304
Elliot, it doesn't matter
why we want the shirt.
394
00:17:00,305 --> 00:17:01,771
Okay? Just give it to us!
395
00:17:01,772 --> 00:17:03,474
Here's how this is gonna go down.
396
00:17:03,475 --> 00:17:04,756
You find my bobblehead,
397
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,725
I give you this hideous shirt
398
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,829
and we all walk out of here winners.
399
00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:22,883
A Pro Wong's take out?
400
00:17:25,416 --> 00:17:27,284
Well, that's the end of our trash,
401
00:17:27,318 --> 00:17:28,663
but here's a little something
402
00:17:28,664 --> 00:17:31,788
compliments of Miss
Finkel and her twelve cats.
403
00:17:36,694 --> 00:17:38,094
- Oh!
- Whoa!
404
00:17:40,765 --> 00:17:43,532
(Screaming and crying)
405
00:17:43,601 --> 00:17:45,281
Elliot, it's not here!
406
00:17:45,308 --> 00:17:46,703
Keep looking.
407
00:17:46,737 --> 00:17:49,054
Leave no adult diaper unturned.
408
00:17:49,507 --> 00:17:51,149
No, no, no!
409
00:17:51,434 --> 00:17:52,864
Stop it! Stop!
410
00:17:53,177 --> 00:17:55,281
I just thought of another way to do this.
411
00:17:55,917 --> 00:17:58,312
- Get him!
- (Elliot) Ah!
412
00:18:01,319 --> 00:18:03,220
Yolanda!
413
00:18:03,254 --> 00:18:05,222
You're right. That is rude.
414
00:18:05,256 --> 00:18:07,136
Elliot likes cream with his coffee.
415
00:18:08,059 --> 00:18:10,861
I think he's had enough. Throw him a bone.
416
00:18:10,895 --> 00:18:14,029
I did better than that.
I threw a whole chicken!
417
00:18:15,763 --> 00:18:17,219
All right.
418
00:18:20,644 --> 00:18:22,111
It's two against one!
419
00:18:22,112 --> 00:18:23,352
How are you so strong?
420
00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:25,163
Do you know how many
Barney's warehouse sales
421
00:18:25,164 --> 00:18:26,471
I've been to, bitches?
422
00:18:27,091 --> 00:18:28,345
(Chute rattles)
423
00:18:28,379 --> 00:18:29,669
Incoming!
424
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,027
No!
425
00:18:33,215 --> 00:18:34,415
Oh!
426
00:18:34,416 --> 00:18:36,317
Oh my God! It's the bobblehead!
427
00:18:36,318 --> 00:18:38,005
Here's your shirt, bitches!
428
00:18:43,828 --> 00:18:45,028
I just took a second shower
429
00:18:45,062 --> 00:18:47,022
and I still smell like hot and sour soup.
430
00:18:48,471 --> 00:18:49,827
Third one's the charm.
431
00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:51,635
No, it's not.
432
00:18:52,684 --> 00:18:54,519
We were so close to being rich.
433
00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:57,155
I know. I had big plans for that money.
434
00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:59,413
I was going to pay off my student loans...
435
00:18:59,610 --> 00:19:01,635
...while lying on a beach in Cabo.
436
00:19:02,313 --> 00:19:05,115
Yeah, well we're not going
to Cabo. You want to know why?
437
00:19:05,149 --> 00:19:07,629
Because you have terrible,
terrible instincts?
438
00:19:08,704 --> 00:19:10,772
No, because we were greedy.
439
00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:13,271
We never should have taken
that shirt back from Josh.
440
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,886
Let's make a pact right now to never
441
00:19:15,887 --> 00:19:17,738
let ourselves be controlled by greed.
442
00:19:17,822 --> 00:19:19,022
Done.
443
00:19:19,342 --> 00:19:20,542
(Knocking)
444
00:19:21,933 --> 00:19:23,833
Hey ladies, where's the shirt?
445
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:26,148
Well, it's torn.
446
00:19:26,214 --> 00:19:28,070
Greed ripped it in half.
447
00:19:29,341 --> 00:19:30,929
I'm gonna rip you both in half,
448
00:19:30,946 --> 00:19:32,411
give me that shirt.
449
00:19:32,808 --> 00:19:35,543
Wait a minute, this isn't
the shirt I sold you.
450
00:19:35,544 --> 00:19:36,477
What?
451
00:19:36,478 --> 00:19:38,691
You think Steve Jobs wore a woman's medium?
452
00:19:40,557 --> 00:19:42,001
What? Oh my God. Oh my God.
453
00:19:42,002 --> 00:19:44,041
That means Elliot must have had
a different shirt on his head.
454
00:19:44,042 --> 00:19:45,910
That means the real shirt
is still in the... h...
455
00:19:45,911 --> 00:19:47,571
I'm going to Cabo!
456
00:19:53,036 --> 00:19:55,379
Eh, I could get a couple of bucks for this.
457
00:20:00,998 --> 00:20:03,733
Hey Josh, it's laundry day.
458
00:20:03,741 --> 00:20:04,982
Hint hint.
459
00:20:05,016 --> 00:20:08,128
And by hint hint, I mean take off
the damn shirt because you stink.
460
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:10,731
Sorry, Yolanda. Not taking it off.
461
00:20:10,732 --> 00:20:12,549
My app has been crushing it all week.
462
00:20:12,757 --> 00:20:14,158
Please?
463
00:20:14,192 --> 00:20:16,405
I mean, I'll have it
back to you in 90 minutes.
464
00:20:16,406 --> 00:20:18,476
Sorry, I'm not taking that risk.
465
00:20:18,477 --> 00:20:20,030
Now please tell Gabi
I'm ready for my lunch.
466
00:20:20,031 --> 00:20:21,231
Okay.
467
00:20:23,878 --> 00:20:25,138
Yes!
468
00:20:25,296 --> 00:20:26,496
Whoo!
469
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:29,950
Maybe she's right.
470
00:20:36,008 --> 00:20:37,208
Gabi!
471
00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:41,131
Josh is ready for his lunch!
472
00:20:41,694 --> 00:20:43,279
(Gabi) Be up in a sec!
473
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:48,228
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