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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,218 --> 00:00:02,771 Thanks for giving me a ride, Yolanda. 2 00:00:02,772 --> 00:00:04,610 I promise, as soon as Sofia gets a job, 3 00:00:04,611 --> 00:00:05,981 I will have my car back. 4 00:00:05,982 --> 00:00:07,182 Oh, that's okay. 5 00:00:07,395 --> 00:00:09,378 It lets me drive in the carpool lane 6 00:00:09,379 --> 00:00:11,913 without having to use my Burt Reynolds blowup doll. 7 00:00:13,725 --> 00:00:14,925 Well... 8 00:00:16,506 --> 00:00:19,750 It's the moment you've all been waiting for. 9 00:00:19,751 --> 00:00:21,262 (Sniffs) Wait a minute. 10 00:00:21,950 --> 00:00:24,550 You went to a fancy charity function last night. 11 00:00:24,669 --> 00:00:25,915 (Sniffs harder) 12 00:00:25,916 --> 00:00:28,289 I smell rich people things. 13 00:00:28,290 --> 00:00:30,511 Ooh, is it a swag bag? 14 00:00:30,512 --> 00:00:31,790 Please tell me it's a swag bag. 15 00:00:31,791 --> 00:00:33,120 Maybe. 16 00:00:33,121 --> 00:00:34,452 Wait, I don't get it. What's going on? 17 00:00:34,453 --> 00:00:37,146 Every time I go to a big event I get this gift bag full of really cool stuff 18 00:00:37,147 --> 00:00:38,776 and I let Elliot and Yolanda divvy it up. 19 00:00:38,777 --> 00:00:40,904 But now Gabi's here, so you gotta split it three ways. 20 00:00:40,905 --> 00:00:42,163 - Oh, man. - Son of a bitch. 21 00:00:43,879 --> 00:00:45,444 All right, let's keep it civilized. 22 00:00:45,445 --> 00:00:47,579 And remember, it doesn't start until I leave the room. 23 00:00:55,054 --> 00:00:57,155 - Oh-ho! - Oh, my goodness! Uh-huh! 24 00:00:57,156 --> 00:00:58,342 - Ooh, ooh, ooh! - What is it? What is it? 25 00:00:58,343 --> 00:01:00,190 Ooh, Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses. 26 00:01:00,209 --> 00:01:01,918 - A smartwatch! - Ooh, ooh! 27 00:01:02,199 --> 00:01:04,183 A video camera? 28 00:01:04,371 --> 00:01:08,089 A 10-pack for soul spin classes! 29 00:01:08,286 --> 00:01:10,386 Why would you go to a spin class? 30 00:01:10,703 --> 00:01:12,756 You get winded walking down the buffet line. 31 00:01:14,757 --> 00:01:18,611 Mr. Jake Gyllenhaal is in San Francisco filming a movie. 32 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:20,377 This is the place he goes to spin when he's in town. 33 00:01:20,378 --> 00:01:21,578 (Gasps) 34 00:01:21,579 --> 00:01:24,392 Thank goodness we got a video camera! 35 00:01:24,423 --> 00:01:26,651 (Gasps) Ooh! 36 00:01:26,652 --> 00:01:29,987 Look, a $100 gift certificate to the Royal Hotel and Spa. 37 00:01:30,022 --> 00:01:32,263 - (Laughs) Oh no, you score. - (Flatly) That is the best. 38 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:35,986 (Gasps) Whoa, 10 of them. 39 00:01:36,061 --> 00:01:37,677 - Mine. Mine. - Mine. Mine. 40 00:01:37,678 --> 00:01:38,829 - Mine. Mine. - Mine. Mine. 41 00:01:38,864 --> 00:01:40,414 - (Both) Mine. Mine. - Aah! 42 00:01:40,466 --> 00:01:43,832 - Mine. Mine. Mine... - Mine. Mine. Mine... 43 00:01:43,833 --> 00:01:46,444 (Theme music playing) 44 00:01:49,505 --> 00:01:51,599 She in the spotlight 45 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:53,503 and she turned my head 46 00:01:53,504 --> 00:01:55,527 she'd run a red light 47 00:01:55,528 --> 00:01:57,388 'cause she's bad like that 48 00:01:57,389 --> 00:02:01,095 I like that, ooh, baby, ooh, baby, baby 49 00:02:01,096 --> 00:02:04,333 - I like that ooh, baby, ooh, baby - Sync/corrections PetaG - www.addic7ed.com 50 00:02:05,329 --> 00:02:07,066 Hey! 51 00:02:07,092 --> 00:02:08,405 (Groans) 52 00:02:10,201 --> 00:02:11,962 Hey, so how'd this job search go today? 53 00:02:11,963 --> 00:02:13,357 Oh, great. 54 00:02:13,358 --> 00:02:14,701 You know, that's why I'm celebrating 55 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:17,051 with a big bag of marshmallows. 56 00:02:17,485 --> 00:02:18,685 (Gabi) Oh! 57 00:02:20,734 --> 00:02:23,062 Hey, what's with all the little pins 58 00:02:23,063 --> 00:02:25,200 on this pretty map you made? 59 00:02:25,201 --> 00:02:27,421 Oh, that's just to keep track 60 00:02:27,422 --> 00:02:28,838 of all the places I've applied... 61 00:02:28,839 --> 00:02:31,458 - That's fantastic. - ...and got rejections from. 62 00:02:32,850 --> 00:02:35,601 Well remember, Sofia, it only takes one employer to say yes. 63 00:02:35,602 --> 00:02:37,318 Well, one employer did say yes. 64 00:02:37,319 --> 00:02:38,984 - Yay! - It was my dad. 65 00:02:40,704 --> 00:02:44,384 Yeah, he, ah, he thinks I should move back home to Florida, 66 00:02:45,612 --> 00:02:47,576 and, ah, work for him. 67 00:02:47,877 --> 00:02:50,000 Aww, Sofia, you can't go home. 68 00:02:50,001 --> 00:02:53,054 Gabi, I've been unemployed for three months. I'm at the end of my rope. 69 00:02:53,055 --> 00:02:55,239 I can't even afford any more rejection pins. 70 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:56,871 Okay, okay, enough, all right? 71 00:02:56,872 --> 00:02:59,032 Let's put the sad map away. 72 00:02:59,367 --> 00:03:01,757 You need to get out of this apartment and have some fun. 73 00:03:01,758 --> 00:03:03,466 I'm not in the mood for fun. 74 00:03:04,354 --> 00:03:06,154 Well, what if I told you 75 00:03:06,155 --> 00:03:09,319 that I have $1,000 worth of gift certificates 76 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:12,400 to the Royal Hotel and... Spa? 77 00:03:12,955 --> 00:03:15,605 - Thinking mani-pedis. - Mani-pedis? 78 00:03:15,739 --> 00:03:17,574 - Blow outs. - Blow outs? 79 00:03:17,575 --> 00:03:18,791 Maybe a massage. 80 00:03:18,792 --> 00:03:20,625 - A massage? - Yeah. 81 00:03:20,660 --> 00:03:23,315 A total makeover ending with fancy drinks at the bar. 82 00:03:23,316 --> 00:03:25,332 Fancy drinks? Yay! 83 00:03:25,749 --> 00:03:29,034 That'll totally be my first drink of the day. 84 00:03:30,100 --> 00:03:31,300 Let's go! 85 00:03:37,398 --> 00:03:39,314 See. I told you this would cheer you up. 86 00:03:39,366 --> 00:03:41,366 Gabi, you were so right. 87 00:03:41,367 --> 00:03:42,838 I mean, I have no money, no job, 88 00:03:42,839 --> 00:03:44,625 and I'll probably still have to move home to Florida, 89 00:03:44,626 --> 00:03:46,610 but I love my new smoky eyes. 90 00:03:46,611 --> 00:03:49,784 Aww, and I love your new attitude. 91 00:03:49,785 --> 00:03:51,243 What are you talking about? 92 00:03:51,245 --> 00:03:52,461 I'm just saying, you know, 93 00:03:52,496 --> 00:03:55,183 these past few months of you trying to get a job 94 00:03:55,184 --> 00:03:57,397 has made you kinda negative. 95 00:03:58,237 --> 00:04:01,181 Well, what can I tell you? Everything in my life sucks. 96 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:04,306 I'm just saying I think you need to start shaking things up. 97 00:04:04,341 --> 00:04:06,852 Think outside the box. Start saying yes to life 98 00:04:06,853 --> 00:04:08,327 and new things... 99 00:04:08,362 --> 00:04:11,555 Like that guy over there. You know he's been staring at you since you sat down. 100 00:04:12,566 --> 00:04:13,766 Oh, my God. 101 00:04:15,133 --> 00:04:16,527 Okay. Now's your chance. 102 00:04:16,528 --> 00:04:17,956 Do something Sofia would never do. 103 00:04:17,957 --> 00:04:19,877 Be bold. Be crazy. Go talk to him. 104 00:04:19,878 --> 00:04:21,821 You know what? I'm just gonna wait for him to come to me. 105 00:04:21,822 --> 00:04:25,144 Oh, like you're waiting for all those employers to come and talk to you? 106 00:04:25,145 --> 00:04:26,520 See, this is what I mean. 107 00:04:26,521 --> 00:04:28,891 You need to take action and get some action. 108 00:04:30,334 --> 00:04:32,243 You know what? You're right. 109 00:04:32,244 --> 00:04:34,276 Like, what do I have to lose? 110 00:04:34,277 --> 00:04:37,022 - Nothing. 'Cause you got nothing. - Yeah. 111 00:04:37,472 --> 00:04:38,677 Can I get you another round? 112 00:04:38,678 --> 00:04:41,557 Uh, yeah, I'll have another vodka cran on ice. 113 00:04:41,695 --> 00:04:44,129 This coupon is only good for food. 114 00:04:44,531 --> 00:04:46,148 Okay, just the ice then. 115 00:04:47,785 --> 00:04:49,601 My God, Gabi, it worked! 116 00:04:49,637 --> 00:04:52,471 He asked me to dinner, and I said... yes. 117 00:04:52,506 --> 00:04:55,040 That's great! This calls for a celebration. 118 00:04:55,075 --> 00:04:57,550 (Claps) Ice for everyone! 119 00:05:06,951 --> 00:05:09,588 Okay, according to Jake Gyllenhaal's publicist, 120 00:05:09,623 --> 00:05:11,556 this is the spin class he goes to. 121 00:05:11,826 --> 00:05:13,671 When you see him, be cool 122 00:05:13,672 --> 00:05:15,459 - don't do anything to embarrass me. - Okay. 123 00:05:15,460 --> 00:05:16,757 (Gasps) It's him! 124 00:05:16,758 --> 00:05:18,520 Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! 125 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:21,301 How can you tell? It's so damn dark in here. 126 00:05:21,756 --> 00:05:22,999 Oh, wait. 127 00:05:23,475 --> 00:05:26,747 I had on my new Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses. 128 00:05:27,284 --> 00:05:30,083 I need my picture taken working out with him 129 00:05:30,084 --> 00:05:32,839 so I can brag to my friends and elevate my status. 130 00:05:37,444 --> 00:05:38,743 (Scoffs) 131 00:05:38,886 --> 00:05:41,833 This is what everybody's talking about? A bunch of stationary bikes? 132 00:05:41,834 --> 00:05:43,651 Guys, I rode a bike to get here. 133 00:05:43,652 --> 00:05:45,076 This is lame. I'm out. 134 00:05:45,726 --> 00:05:47,198 Who's ready for a spin? 135 00:05:47,199 --> 00:05:48,399 Me. 136 00:05:50,128 --> 00:05:52,484 I'm ready for a spin. I'm Josh. Do you spin here often? 137 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:54,878 - Every day. It's my job. - All right. 138 00:05:56,173 --> 00:05:57,373 All right... 139 00:05:57,374 --> 00:05:59,730 Wait. You two. 140 00:05:59,857 --> 00:06:01,790 You've never been to a spin class, have you? 141 00:06:02,264 --> 00:06:03,475 How can you tell? 142 00:06:03,494 --> 00:06:05,130 Because I have eyes. 143 00:06:06,056 --> 00:06:07,787 Spin virgins go to the back row. 144 00:06:07,850 --> 00:06:09,050 Ugh. 145 00:06:09,587 --> 00:06:11,735 I'm being made fun of for being a virgin? 146 00:06:11,736 --> 00:06:13,653 It's like high school all over again. 147 00:06:16,156 --> 00:06:19,180 Ugh. Hey, great. Now how are we gonna get our photo taken with Jake? 148 00:06:19,181 --> 00:06:21,323 You ever heard of a selfie stick, bitch? 149 00:06:28,936 --> 00:06:33,786 Uh-huh. Look who's finally home. 150 00:06:34,183 --> 00:06:36,070 I took your advice, 151 00:06:36,071 --> 00:06:38,054 and I said yes to life, 152 00:06:38,055 --> 00:06:41,088 to dinner, and to, um... (clears throat) dessert. 153 00:06:41,089 --> 00:06:42,436 Hmm. 154 00:06:42,437 --> 00:06:45,659 Was it like ice cream dessert, or you scream dessert? 155 00:06:47,805 --> 00:06:49,889 Oh my God, you know, I've never done that before. 156 00:06:49,890 --> 00:06:51,128 I mean, I've done that before, 157 00:06:51,129 --> 00:06:52,592 but never like that, you know? 158 00:06:52,593 --> 00:06:54,282 - Aww. - I'm a nice girl 159 00:06:54,283 --> 00:06:55,998 who did a bad girl thing. 160 00:06:56,525 --> 00:06:57,824 I'm so proud of you. 161 00:06:57,941 --> 00:06:59,507 You were so right! 162 00:06:59,508 --> 00:07:01,044 Letting go is fun. 163 00:07:01,045 --> 00:07:02,534 I said yes to life, 164 00:07:02,535 --> 00:07:05,273 and found a funny, charming, and uh, 165 00:07:05,371 --> 00:07:07,931 very romantic guy. 166 00:07:08,544 --> 00:07:12,196 Aww, he left me a note. 167 00:07:12,197 --> 00:07:14,955 - Aww! - Did I tell you he was romantic? 168 00:07:14,956 --> 00:07:16,350 Open it, open it! What's it say? 169 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:24,219 It's $500. 170 00:07:24,565 --> 00:07:26,641 Well, why would he give you 500... 171 00:07:29,519 --> 00:07:31,242 Oh my God, you don't think he thinks I'm... 172 00:07:31,243 --> 00:07:33,166 No, I don't think he thinks you're... 173 00:07:34,076 --> 00:07:35,848 What did you think that he thought? 174 00:07:36,421 --> 00:07:38,421 - That I'm a hooker? - Yeah, that's what I thought. 175 00:07:39,526 --> 00:07:41,259 Oh, my God! 176 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:44,261 No, it's okay, it's okay! It's all right, hey. 177 00:07:44,262 --> 00:07:45,834 Look on the bright side... 178 00:07:45,984 --> 00:07:47,759 At least you finally got a job. 179 00:07:51,352 --> 00:07:53,157 Oh, my God! I'm a hooker! 180 00:07:53,158 --> 00:07:54,773 No! 181 00:07:54,774 --> 00:07:57,731 You're not a hooker, he just thought you were. 182 00:07:58,869 --> 00:08:01,391 - This is your fault, Gabi. - My fault? 183 00:08:01,392 --> 00:08:04,068 Yes! "Say yes to life, Sofia." 184 00:08:04,069 --> 00:08:05,410 Well, I said yes to life, 185 00:08:05,411 --> 00:08:08,690 and now I'm just a ho with $78 in her bank account. 186 00:08:09,861 --> 00:08:13,133 Technically, $578. 187 00:08:13,311 --> 00:08:16,029 Shut up, shut up! I'm not gonna keep that money. 188 00:08:16,030 --> 00:08:18,771 That's dirty! That's dirty, dirty money. 189 00:08:19,504 --> 00:08:21,628 Come on, I think this is gonna be a really funny story 190 00:08:21,629 --> 00:08:24,105 - to tell your kids one day. - No, this is it. This is it, Gabi! 191 00:08:24,106 --> 00:08:27,267 This is the universe telling me to move back home to Florida. 192 00:08:27,380 --> 00:08:30,828 I'm just... I'm totally broke, and totally broken. 193 00:08:31,003 --> 00:08:34,393 Aww, you're gonna be fine, we'll figure something out. 194 00:08:34,394 --> 00:08:37,368 You know, when things were tough, I used to tell myself, 195 00:08:37,369 --> 00:08:39,419 "well, at least you're not a hooker." 196 00:08:42,097 --> 00:08:44,249 Now I can't even say that. 197 00:08:44,930 --> 00:08:47,697 Well, you can, it just won't be true. 198 00:08:52,838 --> 00:08:54,137 Let me get this straight, 199 00:08:54,138 --> 00:08:55,739 you were standing right next to Sofia, 200 00:08:55,774 --> 00:08:58,375 and someone thought she was the prostitute? 201 00:08:58,427 --> 00:09:00,227 (Laughs) 202 00:09:00,228 --> 00:09:01,428 Oww. 203 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:04,986 Elliot, this is serious, okay? Sofia's really devastated. 204 00:09:05,079 --> 00:09:06,946 Well, at least she can lift her legs. 205 00:09:07,119 --> 00:09:09,052 And get paid for it. 206 00:09:09,054 --> 00:09:10,370 (Laughing) 207 00:09:10,406 --> 00:09:11,879 (Both) Oww. 208 00:09:12,157 --> 00:09:15,763 What possessed you two to think you could get through an entire class of soul spin? 209 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:17,744 Did you at least get a picture of Jake Gyllenhaal? 210 00:09:17,745 --> 00:09:20,479 Sort of. All I got was one of his foot. 211 00:09:20,547 --> 00:09:23,173 He's got some big feet. 212 00:09:23,862 --> 00:09:25,886 That's my foot, fool! 213 00:09:28,111 --> 00:09:30,983 Guess who's got a date with that hot spin instructor? 214 00:09:31,610 --> 00:09:33,045 This guy! 215 00:09:33,345 --> 00:09:36,704 Wait, how did you take the same class we did and you're still walking? 216 00:09:36,741 --> 00:09:38,809 Well, I exercise every day and I eat right. 217 00:09:38,810 --> 00:09:40,438 Well, that's where we differ. 218 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:44,086 Um, Josh, can I talk to you about something? 219 00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:47,818 Everybody wants a piece of me today, huh? 220 00:09:48,210 --> 00:09:49,410 Popular guy. 221 00:09:49,411 --> 00:09:50,611 Talk to me. 222 00:09:50,617 --> 00:09:51,962 Okay, this is kind of serious. 223 00:09:51,963 --> 00:09:53,864 Can I get sweet Josh or not-cocky Josh? 224 00:09:53,865 --> 00:09:54,898 You got it. What's wrong, babe? 225 00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:56,100 That was kind of a halfsie. 226 00:09:59,310 --> 00:10:00,576 What's going on? 227 00:10:00,743 --> 00:10:02,505 Sofia's thinking of moving home to Florida 228 00:10:02,506 --> 00:10:03,889 because she slept with a guy last night 229 00:10:03,890 --> 00:10:05,465 who thought she was a hooker. 230 00:10:05,577 --> 00:10:07,339 Did not see that one coming. 231 00:10:07,427 --> 00:10:09,983 I have to do something, something that's gonna turn this around. 232 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,879 And I don't know what that something is. Do you? 233 00:10:11,917 --> 00:10:13,911 Okay, look, it's Sofia we're talking about here. 234 00:10:13,912 --> 00:10:15,604 There's obviously some kind of mistake. 235 00:10:15,605 --> 00:10:19,240 Well, he slipped an envelope with $500 in her purse after they had sex. 236 00:10:20,907 --> 00:10:22,356 Maybe it was meant for someone else? 237 00:10:22,357 --> 00:10:24,828 - Was her name on the envelope? - No. 238 00:10:24,829 --> 00:10:26,830 - Was there a note? - No. 239 00:10:26,831 --> 00:10:28,216 So, the money could have been for anybody. 240 00:10:28,217 --> 00:10:29,660 He could have left it for housekeeping. 241 00:10:29,661 --> 00:10:32,090 Or maybe his assistant, or his bookie. 242 00:10:32,209 --> 00:10:33,930 My God, you're right! 243 00:10:33,931 --> 00:10:35,972 Sofia's not a hooker, she's just a thief. 244 00:10:42,364 --> 00:10:44,945 Hi. Do you remember me from last night? 245 00:10:44,946 --> 00:10:48,383 I was with my friend... short dress, stilettos, smoky eyes? 246 00:10:48,420 --> 00:10:49,862 Oh, the hooker. 247 00:10:50,189 --> 00:10:52,889 She's not! Why would you think that? 248 00:10:52,925 --> 00:10:55,156 Short dress, stilettos, smoky eyes. 249 00:10:55,157 --> 00:10:56,756 Okay, she's not a hooker. She's lovely. 250 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,645 - She's super sweet... - Let me guess. 251 00:10:58,646 --> 00:11:00,170 - Heart of gold? - No! 252 00:11:01,350 --> 00:11:02,632 I mean, yes. 253 00:11:02,634 --> 00:11:03,834 But, the point is 254 00:11:03,835 --> 00:11:05,836 that after last night's misunderstanding 255 00:11:05,837 --> 00:11:08,219 she's so upset that she's considering moving home to Florida 256 00:11:08,220 --> 00:11:10,373 to work at her father's grocery store. 257 00:11:10,409 --> 00:11:11,992 Ooh, checkout girl. 258 00:11:11,993 --> 00:11:13,343 That's one of my fantasies. 259 00:11:13,378 --> 00:11:14,695 Stop it. 260 00:11:14,696 --> 00:11:16,805 She's my best friend, and I'm not letting her move home. 261 00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:18,273 So, here's what we're gonna do, okay? 262 00:11:18,274 --> 00:11:19,430 You're gonna record a message to her, 263 00:11:19,431 --> 00:11:21,459 saying that the envelope that she found in her purse 264 00:11:21,460 --> 00:11:23,007 must have fallen off the night stand 265 00:11:23,008 --> 00:11:24,460 because it was meant for housekeeping. 266 00:11:24,461 --> 00:11:25,997 - Okay, ready, go! - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 267 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:28,827 I'm sorry your friend's upset, but I'm not recording anything. 268 00:11:28,828 --> 00:11:30,098 How do I know you're not a cop? 269 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:32,914 What is that? Like another one of your sick fantasies? 270 00:11:33,865 --> 00:11:35,262 I'm a chef. 271 00:11:35,263 --> 00:11:36,955 Even though that's kind of hot, too. 272 00:11:37,503 --> 00:11:40,537 I am the personal chef to Mr. Josh Kaminski. 273 00:11:40,672 --> 00:11:43,323 Josh Kaminski? The software developer? 274 00:11:43,358 --> 00:11:44,911 Yeah, I think that's what he does. 275 00:11:46,545 --> 00:11:49,320 I am the regional director for Star Bright Cruises. 276 00:11:49,321 --> 00:11:52,367 I'm hosting the captain's dinner Thursday night, and my caterer just dropped out. 277 00:11:52,368 --> 00:11:53,736 You by any chance available? 278 00:11:53,737 --> 00:11:56,543 Seriously? No, I would never work for you. Never ever. 279 00:11:56,544 --> 00:11:57,787 The gig pays five grand. 280 00:11:57,823 --> 00:11:59,918 How does Asian fusion sound? 281 00:12:04,963 --> 00:12:08,536 I still can't believe that that was your first time in spin class. 282 00:12:08,537 --> 00:12:09,893 You're quite an athlete. 283 00:12:09,894 --> 00:12:12,580 Well, you know, I've never referred to myself as an athlete, 284 00:12:12,581 --> 00:12:14,504 but, now that you mention it, it's pretty accurate. 285 00:12:14,539 --> 00:12:16,273 (Chuckles) 286 00:12:16,275 --> 00:12:18,015 I guess I have a type. 287 00:12:18,073 --> 00:12:20,327 The last four guys I dated were all basketball players. 288 00:12:20,362 --> 00:12:22,379 Ah, the old b-ball. 289 00:12:23,247 --> 00:12:26,883 You know, I've been known to get into a little two-on-two on the weekends. 290 00:12:26,918 --> 00:12:28,251 No, I meant professional. 291 00:12:28,287 --> 00:12:32,856 I've dated a warrior, a rocket, a timber wolf, and a raptor. 292 00:12:32,891 --> 00:12:36,191 Oh, so I'm the first tech guy you've ever dated? 293 00:12:36,192 --> 00:12:37,516 Yeah. 294 00:12:37,517 --> 00:12:40,298 It's gonna be different going out with a guy who's not so huge. 295 00:12:40,299 --> 00:12:41,499 (Coughs) 296 00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,791 Guess what? 297 00:12:49,792 --> 00:12:51,842 I have a huge surprise. 298 00:12:51,843 --> 00:12:53,709 - What? - I got a catering gig! 299 00:12:54,046 --> 00:12:56,145 You got another job? 300 00:12:57,911 --> 00:13:00,645 You have two jobs, I can't even get one! 301 00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:03,541 No, no, no I only took the job because it pays five grand. 302 00:13:03,542 --> 00:13:05,072 Five grand? 303 00:13:05,496 --> 00:13:08,230 I'd have to sleep with that guy 10 times to make that. 304 00:13:08,231 --> 00:13:11,057 Okay, okay, just calm down, all right? 305 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:12,265 I only took the gig 306 00:13:12,266 --> 00:13:15,088 so that I can cover your expenses until you find a job. 307 00:13:15,089 --> 00:13:17,020 Yay! 308 00:13:17,669 --> 00:13:20,156 Gabi, that's very sweet, but I can't let you do that. 309 00:13:20,157 --> 00:13:22,991 Well, you don't let me do a lot of things, but I still do them. 310 00:13:23,475 --> 00:13:25,731 Gabi, it's not about the money, or rent, 311 00:13:25,732 --> 00:13:29,106 or the fact that someone tried to pay me for sex. 312 00:13:29,147 --> 00:13:31,908 I just... I feel lost here, you know? 313 00:13:31,909 --> 00:13:33,412 I don't have anything going on. 314 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:37,343 Well, I'll be lost without you, you can't leave me. Please don't go. 315 00:13:37,344 --> 00:13:39,410 Gabi, I can't afford to stay. 316 00:13:39,825 --> 00:13:42,792 Okay, remember when I told you to take action? 317 00:13:42,794 --> 00:13:44,271 Well, it's my turn. 318 00:13:44,294 --> 00:13:45,676 You're not leaving! 319 00:13:45,931 --> 00:13:48,886 I took this job so I can cover your expenses for the next few months! 320 00:13:48,887 --> 00:13:51,396 And I love you, and I will not take no for an answer! 321 00:13:54,061 --> 00:13:56,506 Well, that's the sweetest thing that's ever been yelled at me. 322 00:13:56,541 --> 00:13:58,049 Aww. 323 00:13:58,268 --> 00:14:00,035 So, you'll stay? 324 00:14:00,145 --> 00:14:01,594 Well, on one condition. 325 00:14:01,595 --> 00:14:03,287 I'm gonna help you with this catering gig. 326 00:14:03,288 --> 00:14:05,809 Aww... no... 327 00:14:06,684 --> 00:14:09,394 - No, no, I-I... - That's not necessary. 328 00:14:09,395 --> 00:14:10,826 Gabi, I insist. 329 00:14:10,827 --> 00:14:13,877 I will not be a kept woman. Been there, done that. 330 00:14:14,267 --> 00:14:16,960 Okay, I'm gonna help you with this job. 331 00:14:16,995 --> 00:14:19,994 I-I'll be your sous chef, your... your busser, your server, 332 00:14:19,995 --> 00:14:21,332 I will not leave your side. 333 00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:23,289 Plus, you know, it'll... it'll help me take my mind off the guy 334 00:14:23,290 --> 00:14:24,842 who thought I was a hooker. 335 00:14:26,402 --> 00:14:27,602 Will it? 336 00:14:34,018 --> 00:14:35,701 - Oww. Oww. - Oww. 337 00:14:35,736 --> 00:14:36,802 - Oww. - Oww. 338 00:14:36,838 --> 00:14:38,571 - Oww! - Oww. 339 00:14:38,606 --> 00:14:40,773 - Oww. Oww. Oww. - Oww. Oww. 340 00:14:40,808 --> 00:14:42,541 - Quick question. - Oww... 341 00:14:43,611 --> 00:14:46,759 If you were used to this big bottle of olive oil, 342 00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:50,946 someone gave you this smaller bottle of olive oil, 343 00:14:51,385 --> 00:14:53,052 would you point at it and laugh? 344 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,103 What? 345 00:14:57,149 --> 00:15:01,276 It's just, would you be disappointed in this smaller bottle of olive oil 346 00:15:01,277 --> 00:15:03,971 even though the smaller bottle of olive oil never had a complaint? 347 00:15:05,143 --> 00:15:07,667 What... what's with the sudden interest in olive oil? 348 00:15:07,668 --> 00:15:10,683 Yolanda, wake up and smell the penis metaphor. 349 00:15:12,575 --> 00:15:16,073 It's just, I'm going out with Kayla, and she's only ever been with... 350 00:15:16,596 --> 00:15:18,095 big olive oils. 351 00:15:20,316 --> 00:15:23,158 Josh, that myth about olive oils isn't true. 352 00:15:23,292 --> 00:15:24,492 The last four guys she dated 353 00:15:24,493 --> 00:15:27,016 were professional basketball players all over 6'7". 354 00:15:27,017 --> 00:15:28,459 Oh yeah, you in trouble. 355 00:15:31,249 --> 00:15:34,261 Josh, my problem just got bigger. 356 00:15:34,262 --> 00:15:35,784 Well, that makes one of us! 357 00:15:39,997 --> 00:15:42,698 Hey, guys, can I get your advice on something? 358 00:15:42,699 --> 00:15:43,899 Ugh. 359 00:15:43,972 --> 00:15:47,540 Damn you, soul spin and my inability to get away from Gabi. 360 00:15:49,222 --> 00:15:51,930 Hey, are you guys still sore from that one soul spin class? 361 00:15:51,931 --> 00:15:53,765 I've never been in such pain. 362 00:15:53,766 --> 00:15:55,349 I can't even lift my arms. 363 00:15:56,963 --> 00:15:58,411 Wait a minute. 364 00:15:58,982 --> 00:16:02,272 So, if you were a cater waiter assisting me, 365 00:16:02,273 --> 00:16:03,985 could you hold this tray? 366 00:16:08,158 --> 00:16:09,358 No. 367 00:16:13,152 --> 00:16:15,497 Gabi, this was such a great idea! 368 00:16:15,498 --> 00:16:17,482 I've been so stressed out about everything. 369 00:16:17,517 --> 00:16:18,799 Yeah. Did you stretch? 370 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,000 - No. - Okay, great. 371 00:16:20,001 --> 00:16:21,820 Hold my phone, I'm gonna get some towels. 372 00:16:21,821 --> 00:16:23,488 (Phone rings) 373 00:16:23,925 --> 00:16:26,432 Uh, Gabi, (phone ringing continues) 374 00:16:26,433 --> 00:16:31,540 why are you getting a call from "John who thought Sofia was a hooker"? 375 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:33,241 Ma-huh? 376 00:16:34,701 --> 00:16:35,934 Gabi, start talking. 377 00:16:35,935 --> 00:16:37,135 Okay. 378 00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:38,631 I went to the hotel bar 379 00:16:38,632 --> 00:16:40,350 because I knew that you were upset that John called you a hooker. 380 00:16:40,351 --> 00:16:43,126 So, I confronted him, thinking maybe he made a mistake and the money was actually 381 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:46,454 for the housekeeper, but I was wrong, he did think you were a hooker. 382 00:16:46,455 --> 00:16:48,839 So, I demanded he apologize, but then he thought I was a cop, 383 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:52,186 so I had to tell him I was a chef, then he offered me a $5,000 catering job, 384 00:16:52,187 --> 00:16:53,701 which you insisted on helping me with! 385 00:16:53,702 --> 00:16:55,777 And so now we're here because I thought maybe if you came here, 386 00:16:55,778 --> 00:16:58,546 you'd be too sore to work tomorrow. So I'm really really sorry. 387 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:02,525 Oh my God, oh my God, you are so lucky 388 00:17:02,526 --> 00:17:05,005 that I'm about to pedal off all this rage right now! 389 00:17:05,006 --> 00:17:06,717 (Intercom) Attention, cyclists, 390 00:17:06,718 --> 00:17:09,783 we're sorry to report Brad is sick and class is canceled. 391 00:17:10,066 --> 00:17:13,004 No! 392 00:17:13,410 --> 00:17:14,706 Uh-oh. 393 00:17:14,747 --> 00:17:18,741 No one is going anywhere because this class is not canceled! 394 00:17:19,094 --> 00:17:21,379 I think everyone should listen to her. 395 00:17:21,381 --> 00:17:23,448 Stop talking, Gabi, and start pedaling. 396 00:17:23,449 --> 00:17:26,217 (Energetic music plays) 397 00:17:26,218 --> 00:17:28,361 No one's gonna tell me that there's no class today. 398 00:17:28,362 --> 00:17:29,562 Ha! 399 00:17:29,763 --> 00:17:33,224 Isn't anyone else just tired of hearing no? 400 00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,647 (Crowd) Yeah! 401 00:17:35,395 --> 00:17:38,588 And aren't you tired of not getting what you want out of life? 402 00:17:38,589 --> 00:17:39,789 (Crowd) Yeah! 403 00:17:39,790 --> 00:17:41,757 Sick of being called a hooker? 404 00:17:43,003 --> 00:17:45,336 All right, well, just... just... just forget that last one. 405 00:17:45,337 --> 00:17:47,002 Now get up, we're on a hill! 406 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,175 Come on, let's go! I said get up! 407 00:17:49,593 --> 00:17:52,222 Oh, what the matter? Is your boss being mean to you? 408 00:17:52,223 --> 00:17:55,563 Well, try not having a boss because you've been unemployed for three months! 409 00:17:55,564 --> 00:17:56,764 Pedal faster! 410 00:17:56,765 --> 00:17:59,826 Oh, and look at you in your fancy soul spin gear. 411 00:17:59,827 --> 00:18:01,180 How could you afford all that? 412 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:03,672 Do you not have to pay rent because you live with your parents? 413 00:18:03,673 --> 00:18:05,833 Well, that's not gonna be me! 414 00:18:06,105 --> 00:18:08,972 Because I enjoy my independence! 415 00:18:08,973 --> 00:18:11,162 - (Crowd) Yeah! - I like my freedom! 416 00:18:11,163 --> 00:18:13,187 - (Crowd) Yeah! - So, you know what that means? 417 00:18:13,188 --> 00:18:16,794 I'm not moving home to Florida! 418 00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:19,212 You're not? 419 00:18:19,213 --> 00:18:21,906 No. I guess I'm not. 420 00:18:23,176 --> 00:18:24,826 Who said you could slow down? 421 00:18:24,827 --> 00:18:26,027 Push ups! 422 00:18:26,028 --> 00:18:27,865 (Sofia claps encouragement) 423 00:18:30,850 --> 00:18:32,550 - Whew. - Whoa. 424 00:18:32,602 --> 00:18:34,485 Sofia, that was amazing. 425 00:18:34,486 --> 00:18:36,120 And when you shouted at us in Spanish, 426 00:18:36,121 --> 00:18:37,384 you sounded even meaner. 427 00:18:38,425 --> 00:18:40,224 Oh my God, I was talking in Spanish? 428 00:18:40,260 --> 00:18:41,688 Ha! I didn't even realize. 429 00:18:41,689 --> 00:18:44,783 Something just came over me, and I had to take charge, you know? 430 00:18:44,846 --> 00:18:47,214 Oh God, it felt so good to be in control again. 431 00:18:47,784 --> 00:18:49,888 You know, the only reason I took that catering job 432 00:18:49,889 --> 00:18:52,104 was to keep you here in San Francisco with me, right? 433 00:18:52,105 --> 00:18:54,222 I know. But don't worry. Like I said, 434 00:18:54,223 --> 00:18:55,707 I'm not going anywhere. 435 00:18:55,709 --> 00:18:57,775 I don't know how, but I will figure it out. 436 00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,137 We'll figure it out. 437 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,639 Aww. All right, come on, let's get out of here. 438 00:19:02,436 --> 00:19:03,806 I'd love to, you know, 439 00:19:03,807 --> 00:19:06,634 but I... I cannot feel my legs! 440 00:19:07,504 --> 00:19:09,354 Ay, dios mios! 441 00:19:13,693 --> 00:19:15,368 You're welcome. 442 00:19:16,246 --> 00:19:19,717 Hey, that was a great class. Where do you teach? 443 00:19:19,718 --> 00:19:22,352 Oh, I-I don't. I just take classes at the Y. 444 00:19:23,503 --> 00:19:26,904 You're a natural. Motivating people and yelling at them? 445 00:19:26,940 --> 00:19:28,172 That's a real gift. 446 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:30,587 - Thank you. - Yeah, she does it at home, too. 447 00:19:30,944 --> 00:19:32,662 Well, I'm the head instructor here, 448 00:19:32,663 --> 00:19:35,043 would you be interested in working for us? 449 00:19:35,244 --> 00:19:36,648 Wha-huh? 450 00:19:36,770 --> 00:19:39,284 Uh, what she means is yes! Yes, she would. 451 00:19:39,285 --> 00:19:41,101 - Well, how soon can you start? - How's now? 452 00:19:41,589 --> 00:19:42,789 You're hired. 453 00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:45,658 I'll meet you in the back office to talk wage, commission, and benefits. 454 00:19:45,659 --> 00:19:48,089 Wage, commission, and benefits, oh my. 455 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,904 Okay. I'll see you in a second. 456 00:19:52,749 --> 00:19:55,478 My God, you're a working girl again! 457 00:19:55,479 --> 00:19:57,750 And I mean that in the nice way. 458 00:19:58,672 --> 00:20:00,589 Wow, see what happens when you say 459 00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:02,187 - yes... - Oh, shut up! 460 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:03,975 It feels good to be back. 461 00:20:12,347 --> 00:20:13,654 How's your salad? 462 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,520 Amazing, I love it. 463 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,774 It's a little light on the olive oil, though. 464 00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:25,523 Here you go. 465 00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:26,724 (Giggles) 466 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:29,362 Aww, that is the tiniest bottle 467 00:20:29,363 --> 00:20:31,094 of olive oil I've ever seen. 468 00:20:31,131 --> 00:20:32,673 It's so cute. 469 00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:36,962 I have a perfectly normal-sized penis! 470 00:20:43,211 --> 00:20:44,501 Yeah, I'm gonna go. 471 00:20:44,502 --> 00:20:45,702 Probably for the best. 472 00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:48,682 Sync & corrections by PetaG - www.addic7ed.com - 473 00:20:48,732 --> 00:20:53,282 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35656

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