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Thanks for giving me a ride, Yolanda.
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I promise, as soon as Sofia gets a job,
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I will have my car back.
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Oh, that's okay.
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It lets me drive in the carpool lane
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without having to use my
Burt Reynolds blowup doll.
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Well...
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It's the moment you've
all been waiting for.
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(Sniffs) Wait a minute.
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You went to a fancy
charity function last night.
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(Sniffs harder)
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I smell rich people things.
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Ooh, is it a swag bag?
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Please tell me it's a swag bag.
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Maybe.
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Wait, I don't get it. What's going on?
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Every time I go to a big event I get
this gift bag full of really cool stuff
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and I let Elliot and Yolanda divvy it up.
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But now Gabi's here, so you
gotta split it three ways.
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- Oh, man.
- Son of a bitch.
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All right, let's keep it civilized.
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And remember, it doesn't
start until I leave the room.
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- Oh-ho!
- Oh, my goodness! Uh-huh!
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- Ooh, ooh, ooh!
- What is it? What is it?
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Ooh, Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses.
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- A smartwatch!
- Ooh, ooh!
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A video camera?
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A 10-pack for soul spin classes!
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Why would you go to a spin class?
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You get winded walking
down the buffet line.
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Mr. Jake Gyllenhaal is in
San Francisco filming a movie.
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This is the place he goes
to spin when he's in town.
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(Gasps)
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Thank goodness we got a video camera!
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(Gasps) Ooh!
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Look, a $100 gift certificate
to the Royal Hotel and Spa.
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- (Laughs) Oh no, you score.
- (Flatly) That is the best.
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(Gasps) Whoa, 10 of them.
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- Mine. Mine.
- Mine. Mine.
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- Mine. Mine.
- Mine. Mine.
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- (Both) Mine. Mine.
- Aah!
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- Mine. Mine. Mine...
- Mine. Mine. Mine...
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(Theme music playing)
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She in the spotlight
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and she turned my head
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she'd run a red light
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'cause she's bad like that
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I like that, ooh, baby, ooh, baby, baby
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-
I like that ooh, baby, ooh, baby
- Sync/corrections PetaG - www.addic7ed.com
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Hey!
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(Groans)
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Hey, so how'd this job search go today?
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Oh, great.
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You know, that's why I'm celebrating
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with a big bag of marshmallows.
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(Gabi) Oh!
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Hey, what's with all the little pins
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on this pretty map you made?
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Oh, that's just to keep track
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of all the places I've applied...
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- That's fantastic.
- ...and got rejections from.
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Well remember, Sofia, it only
takes one employer to say yes.
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Well, one employer did say yes.
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- Yay!
- It was my dad.
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Yeah, he, ah, he thinks I
should move back home to Florida,
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and, ah, work for him.
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Aww, Sofia, you can't go home.
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Gabi, I've been unemployed for three
months. I'm at the end of my rope.
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I can't even afford
any more rejection pins.
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Okay, okay, enough, all right?
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Let's put the sad map away.
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You need to get out of this
apartment and have some fun.
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I'm not in the mood for fun.
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Well, what if I told you
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that I have $1,000 worth
of gift certificates
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to the Royal Hotel and...
Spa?
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- Thinking mani-pedis.
- Mani-pedis?
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- Blow outs.
- Blow outs?
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Maybe a massage.
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- A massage?
- Yeah.
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A total makeover ending
with fancy drinks at the bar.
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Fancy drinks? Yay!
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That'll totally be my
first drink of the day.
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Let's go!
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See. I told you this would cheer you up.
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Gabi, you were so right.
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I mean, I have no money, no job,
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and I'll probably still
have to move home to Florida,
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but I love my new smoky eyes.
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Aww, and I love your new attitude.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm just saying, you know,
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these past few months of
you trying to get a job
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has made you kinda negative.
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Well, what can I tell you?
Everything in my life sucks.
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I'm just saying I think you
need to start shaking things up.
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Think outside the box.
Start saying yes to life
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and new things...
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Like that guy over there. You know he's
been staring at you since you sat down.
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Oh, my God.
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Okay. Now's your chance.
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Do something Sofia would never do.
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Be bold. Be crazy. Go talk to him.
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You know what? I'm just gonna
wait for him to come to me.
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Oh, like you're waiting for all those
employers to come and talk to you?
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See, this is what I mean.
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You need to take action
and get some action.
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You know what? You're right.
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Like, what do I have to lose?
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- Nothing. 'Cause you got nothing.
- Yeah.
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Can I get you another round?
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Uh, yeah, I'll have
another vodka cran on ice.
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This coupon is only good for food.
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Okay, just the ice then.
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My God, Gabi, it worked!
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He asked me to dinner, and I said... yes.
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That's great! This calls for a celebration.
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(Claps) Ice for everyone!
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Okay, according to Jake
Gyllenhaal's publicist,
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this is the spin class he goes to.
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When you see him, be cool
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- don't do anything to embarrass me.
- Okay.
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(Gasps) It's him!
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Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!
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How can you tell? It's
so damn dark in here.
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Oh, wait.
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I had on my new Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses.
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I need my picture taken
working out with him
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so I can brag to my friends
and elevate my status.
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(Scoffs)
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This is what everybody's talking
about? A bunch of stationary bikes?
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Guys, I rode a bike to get here.
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This is lame. I'm out.
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Who's ready for a spin?
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Me.
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I'm ready for a spin. I'm
Josh. Do you spin here often?
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- Every day. It's my job.
- All right.
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All right...
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Wait. You two.
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You've never been to
a spin class, have you?
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How can you tell?
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Because I have eyes.
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Spin virgins go to the back row.
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Ugh.
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I'm being made fun of for being a virgin?
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It's like high school all over again.
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Ugh. Hey, great. Now how are we
gonna get our photo taken with Jake?
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You ever heard of a selfie stick, bitch?
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Uh-huh. Look who's finally home.
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I took your advice,
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and I said yes to life,
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to dinner, and to, um...
(clears throat) dessert.
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Hmm.
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Was it like ice cream
dessert, or you scream dessert?
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Oh my God, you know, I've
never done that before.
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I mean, I've done that before,
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but never like that, you know?
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- Aww.
- I'm a nice girl
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who did a bad girl thing.
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I'm so proud of you.
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You were so right!
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Letting go is fun.
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I said yes to life,
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and found a funny, charming, and uh,
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very romantic guy.
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Aww, he left me a note.
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- Aww!
- Did I tell you he was romantic?
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Open it, open it! What's it say?
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It's $500.
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Well, why would he give you 500...
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Oh my God, you don't think he thinks I'm...
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No, I don't think he thinks you're...
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What did you think that he thought?
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- That I'm a hooker?
- Yeah, that's what I thought.
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Oh, my God!
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No, it's okay, it's
okay! It's all right, hey.
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Look on the bright side...
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At least you finally got a job.
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Oh, my God! I'm a hooker!
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No!
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You're not a hooker, he
just thought you were.
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- This is your fault, Gabi.
- My fault?
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Yes! "Say yes to life, Sofia."
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Well, I said yes to life,
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and now I'm just a ho with
$78 in her bank account.
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Technically, $578.
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Shut up, shut up! I'm
not gonna keep that money.
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That's dirty! That's dirty, dirty money.
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Come on, I think this is
gonna be a really funny story
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- to tell your kids one day.
- No, this is it. This is it, Gabi!
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This is the universe telling
me to move back home to Florida.
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I'm just... I'm totally
broke, and totally broken.
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Aww, you're gonna be fine,
we'll figure something out.
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You know, when things were
tough, I used to tell myself,
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"well, at least you're not a hooker."
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Now I can't even say that.
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Well, you can, it just won't be true.
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Let me get this straight,
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you were standing right next to Sofia,
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and someone thought she was the prostitute?
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(Laughs)
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Oww.
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Elliot, this is serious, okay?
Sofia's really devastated.
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Well, at least she can lift her legs.
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And get paid for it.
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(Laughing)
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(Both) Oww.
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What possessed you two to think you could
get through an entire class of soul spin?
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Did you at least get a
picture of Jake Gyllenhaal?
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Sort of. All I got was one of his foot.
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He's got some big feet.
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That's my foot, fool!
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Guess who's got a date with
that hot spin instructor?
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This guy!
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Wait, how did you take the same
class we did and you're still walking?
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Well, I exercise every day and I eat right.
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Well, that's where we differ.
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Um, Josh, can I talk
to you about something?
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Everybody wants a piece of me today, huh?
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Popular guy.
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Talk to me.
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Okay, this is kind of serious.
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Can I get sweet Josh or not-cocky Josh?
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You got it. What's wrong, babe?
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That was kind of a halfsie.
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What's going on?
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Sofia's thinking of moving home to Florida
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because she slept with a guy last night
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who thought she was a hooker.
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Did not see that one coming.
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I have to do something, something
that's gonna turn this around.
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And I don't know what
that something is. Do you?
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Okay, look, it's Sofia
we're talking about here.
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There's obviously some kind of mistake.
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Well, he slipped an envelope with
$500 in her purse after they had sex.
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Maybe it was meant for someone else?
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- Was her name on the envelope?
- No.
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- Was there a note?
- No.
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So, the money could have been for anybody.
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He could have left it for housekeeping.
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Or maybe his assistant, or his bookie.
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My God, you're right!
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Sofia's not a hooker, she's just a thief.
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Hi. Do you remember me from last night?
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I was with my friend... short
dress, stilettos, smoky eyes?
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Oh, the hooker.
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She's not! Why would you think that?
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Short dress, stilettos, smoky eyes.
249
00:10:55,157 --> 00:10:56,756
Okay, she's not a hooker. She's lovely.
250
00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,645
- She's super sweet...
- Let me guess.
251
00:10:58,646 --> 00:11:00,170
- Heart of gold?
- No!
252
00:11:01,350 --> 00:11:02,632
I mean, yes.
253
00:11:02,634 --> 00:11:03,834
But, the point is
254
00:11:03,835 --> 00:11:05,836
that after last night's misunderstanding
255
00:11:05,837 --> 00:11:08,219
she's so upset that she's
considering moving home to Florida
256
00:11:08,220 --> 00:11:10,373
to work at her father's grocery store.
257
00:11:10,409 --> 00:11:11,992
Ooh, checkout girl.
258
00:11:11,993 --> 00:11:13,343
That's one of my fantasies.
259
00:11:13,378 --> 00:11:14,695
Stop it.
260
00:11:14,696 --> 00:11:16,805
She's my best friend, and
I'm not letting her move home.
261
00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:18,273
So, here's what we're gonna do, okay?
262
00:11:18,274 --> 00:11:19,430
You're gonna record a message to her,
263
00:11:19,431 --> 00:11:21,459
saying that the envelope
that she found in her purse
264
00:11:21,460 --> 00:11:23,007
must have fallen off the night stand
265
00:11:23,008 --> 00:11:24,460
because it was meant for housekeeping.
266
00:11:24,461 --> 00:11:25,997
- Okay, ready, go!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
267
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:28,827
I'm sorry your friend's upset,
but I'm not recording anything.
268
00:11:28,828 --> 00:11:30,098
How do I know you're not a cop?
269
00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:32,914
What is that? Like another
one of your sick fantasies?
270
00:11:33,865 --> 00:11:35,262
I'm a chef.
271
00:11:35,263 --> 00:11:36,955
Even though that's kind of hot, too.
272
00:11:37,503 --> 00:11:40,537
I am the personal chef
to Mr. Josh Kaminski.
273
00:11:40,672 --> 00:11:43,323
Josh Kaminski? The software developer?
274
00:11:43,358 --> 00:11:44,911
Yeah, I think that's what he does.
275
00:11:46,545 --> 00:11:49,320
I am the regional director
for Star Bright Cruises.
276
00:11:49,321 --> 00:11:52,367
I'm hosting the captain's dinner Thursday
night, and my caterer just dropped out.
277
00:11:52,368 --> 00:11:53,736
You by any chance available?
278
00:11:53,737 --> 00:11:56,543
Seriously? No, I would never
work for you. Never ever.
279
00:11:56,544 --> 00:11:57,787
The gig pays five grand.
280
00:11:57,823 --> 00:11:59,918
How does Asian fusion sound?
281
00:12:04,963 --> 00:12:08,536
I still can't believe that that
was your first time in spin class.
282
00:12:08,537 --> 00:12:09,893
You're quite an athlete.
283
00:12:09,894 --> 00:12:12,580
Well, you know, I've never
referred to myself as an athlete,
284
00:12:12,581 --> 00:12:14,504
but, now that you mention
it, it's pretty accurate.
285
00:12:14,539 --> 00:12:16,273
(Chuckles)
286
00:12:16,275 --> 00:12:18,015
I guess I have a type.
287
00:12:18,073 --> 00:12:20,327
The last four guys I dated
were all basketball players.
288
00:12:20,362 --> 00:12:22,379
Ah, the old b-ball.
289
00:12:23,247 --> 00:12:26,883
You know, I've been known to get into
a little two-on-two on the weekends.
290
00:12:26,918 --> 00:12:28,251
No, I meant professional.
291
00:12:28,287 --> 00:12:32,856
I've dated a warrior, a rocket,
a timber wolf, and a raptor.
292
00:12:32,891 --> 00:12:36,191
Oh, so I'm the first tech
guy you've ever dated?
293
00:12:36,192 --> 00:12:37,516
Yeah.
294
00:12:37,517 --> 00:12:40,298
It's gonna be different going
out with a guy who's not so huge.
295
00:12:40,299 --> 00:12:41,499
(Coughs)
296
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,791
Guess what?
297
00:12:49,792 --> 00:12:51,842
I have a huge surprise.
298
00:12:51,843 --> 00:12:53,709
- What?
- I got a catering gig!
299
00:12:54,046 --> 00:12:56,145
You got another job?
300
00:12:57,911 --> 00:13:00,645
You have two jobs, I can't even get one!
301
00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:03,541
No, no, no I only took the
job because it pays five grand.
302
00:13:03,542 --> 00:13:05,072
Five grand?
303
00:13:05,496 --> 00:13:08,230
I'd have to sleep with that
guy 10 times to make that.
304
00:13:08,231 --> 00:13:11,057
Okay, okay, just calm down, all right?
305
00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:12,265
I only took the gig
306
00:13:12,266 --> 00:13:15,088
so that I can cover your
expenses until you find a job.
307
00:13:15,089 --> 00:13:17,020
Yay!
308
00:13:17,669 --> 00:13:20,156
Gabi, that's very sweet,
but I can't let you do that.
309
00:13:20,157 --> 00:13:22,991
Well, you don't let me do a lot
of things, but I still do them.
310
00:13:23,475 --> 00:13:25,731
Gabi, it's not about the money, or rent,
311
00:13:25,732 --> 00:13:29,106
or the fact that someone
tried to pay me for sex.
312
00:13:29,147 --> 00:13:31,908
I just... I feel lost here, you know?
313
00:13:31,909 --> 00:13:33,412
I don't have anything going on.
314
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:37,343
Well, I'll be lost without you,
you can't leave me. Please don't go.
315
00:13:37,344 --> 00:13:39,410
Gabi, I can't afford to stay.
316
00:13:39,825 --> 00:13:42,792
Okay, remember when I
told you to take action?
317
00:13:42,794 --> 00:13:44,271
Well, it's my turn.
318
00:13:44,294 --> 00:13:45,676
You're not leaving!
319
00:13:45,931 --> 00:13:48,886
I took this job so I can cover your
expenses for the next few months!
320
00:13:48,887 --> 00:13:51,396
And I love you, and I will
not take no for an answer!
321
00:13:54,061 --> 00:13:56,506
Well, that's the sweetest thing
that's ever been yelled at me.
322
00:13:56,541 --> 00:13:58,049
Aww.
323
00:13:58,268 --> 00:14:00,035
So, you'll stay?
324
00:14:00,145 --> 00:14:01,594
Well, on one condition.
325
00:14:01,595 --> 00:14:03,287
I'm gonna help you with this catering gig.
326
00:14:03,288 --> 00:14:05,809
Aww... no...
327
00:14:06,684 --> 00:14:09,394
- No, no, I-I...
- That's not necessary.
328
00:14:09,395 --> 00:14:10,826
Gabi, I insist.
329
00:14:10,827 --> 00:14:13,877
I will not be a kept woman.
Been there, done that.
330
00:14:14,267 --> 00:14:16,960
Okay, I'm gonna help you with this job.
331
00:14:16,995 --> 00:14:19,994
I-I'll be your sous chef,
your... your busser, your server,
332
00:14:19,995 --> 00:14:21,332
I will not leave your side.
333
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:23,289
Plus, you know, it'll... it'll
help me take my mind off the guy
334
00:14:23,290 --> 00:14:24,842
who thought I was a hooker.
335
00:14:26,402 --> 00:14:27,602
Will it?
336
00:14:34,018 --> 00:14:35,701
- Oww. Oww.
- Oww.
337
00:14:35,736 --> 00:14:36,802
- Oww.
- Oww.
338
00:14:36,838 --> 00:14:38,571
- Oww!
- Oww.
339
00:14:38,606 --> 00:14:40,773
- Oww. Oww. Oww.
- Oww. Oww.
340
00:14:40,808 --> 00:14:42,541
- Quick question.
- Oww...
341
00:14:43,611 --> 00:14:46,759
If you were used to this
big bottle of olive oil,
342
00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:50,946
someone gave you this
smaller bottle of olive oil,
343
00:14:51,385 --> 00:14:53,052
would you point at it and laugh?
344
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,103
What?
345
00:14:57,149 --> 00:15:01,276
It's just, would you be disappointed
in this smaller bottle of olive oil
346
00:15:01,277 --> 00:15:03,971
even though the smaller bottle of
olive oil never had a complaint?
347
00:15:05,143 --> 00:15:07,667
What... what's with the
sudden interest in olive oil?
348
00:15:07,668 --> 00:15:10,683
Yolanda, wake up and
smell the penis metaphor.
349
00:15:12,575 --> 00:15:16,073
It's just, I'm going out with Kayla,
and she's only ever been with...
350
00:15:16,596 --> 00:15:18,095
big olive oils.
351
00:15:20,316 --> 00:15:23,158
Josh, that myth about
olive oils isn't true.
352
00:15:23,292 --> 00:15:24,492
The last four guys she dated
353
00:15:24,493 --> 00:15:27,016
were professional basketball
players all over 6'7".
354
00:15:27,017 --> 00:15:28,459
Oh yeah, you in trouble.
355
00:15:31,249 --> 00:15:34,261
Josh, my problem just got bigger.
356
00:15:34,262 --> 00:15:35,784
Well, that makes one of us!
357
00:15:39,997 --> 00:15:42,698
Hey, guys, can I get
your advice on something?
358
00:15:42,699 --> 00:15:43,899
Ugh.
359
00:15:43,972 --> 00:15:47,540
Damn you, soul spin and my
inability to get away from Gabi.
360
00:15:49,222 --> 00:15:51,930
Hey, are you guys still sore
from that one soul spin class?
361
00:15:51,931 --> 00:15:53,765
I've never been in such pain.
362
00:15:53,766 --> 00:15:55,349
I can't even lift my arms.
363
00:15:56,963 --> 00:15:58,411
Wait a minute.
364
00:15:58,982 --> 00:16:02,272
So, if you were a cater
waiter assisting me,
365
00:16:02,273 --> 00:16:03,985
could you hold this tray?
366
00:16:08,158 --> 00:16:09,358
No.
367
00:16:13,152 --> 00:16:15,497
Gabi, this was such a great idea!
368
00:16:15,498 --> 00:16:17,482
I've been so stressed out about everything.
369
00:16:17,517 --> 00:16:18,799
Yeah. Did you stretch?
370
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,000
- No.
- Okay, great.
371
00:16:20,001 --> 00:16:21,820
Hold my phone, I'm gonna get some towels.
372
00:16:21,821 --> 00:16:23,488
(Phone rings)
373
00:16:23,925 --> 00:16:26,432
Uh, Gabi, (phone ringing continues)
374
00:16:26,433 --> 00:16:31,540
why are you getting a call from
"John who thought Sofia was a hooker"?
375
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:33,241
Ma-huh?
376
00:16:34,701 --> 00:16:35,934
Gabi, start talking.
377
00:16:35,935 --> 00:16:37,135
Okay.
378
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:38,631
I went to the hotel bar
379
00:16:38,632 --> 00:16:40,350
because I knew that you were upset
that John called you a hooker.
380
00:16:40,351 --> 00:16:43,126
So, I confronted him, thinking maybe he
made a mistake and the money was actually
381
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:46,454
for the housekeeper, but I was
wrong, he did think you were a hooker.
382
00:16:46,455 --> 00:16:48,839
So, I demanded he apologize,
but then he thought I was a cop,
383
00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:52,186
so I had to tell him I was a chef, then
he offered me a $5,000 catering job,
384
00:16:52,187 --> 00:16:53,701
which you insisted on helping me with!
385
00:16:53,702 --> 00:16:55,777
And so now we're here because I
thought maybe if you came here,
386
00:16:55,778 --> 00:16:58,546
you'd be too sore to work tomorrow.
So I'm really really sorry.
387
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:02,525
Oh my God, oh my God, you are so lucky
388
00:17:02,526 --> 00:17:05,005
that I'm about to pedal
off all this rage right now!
389
00:17:05,006 --> 00:17:06,717
(Intercom) Attention, cyclists,
390
00:17:06,718 --> 00:17:09,783
we're sorry to report Brad is
sick and class is canceled.
391
00:17:10,066 --> 00:17:13,004
No!
392
00:17:13,410 --> 00:17:14,706
Uh-oh.
393
00:17:14,747 --> 00:17:18,741
No one is going anywhere because
this class is not canceled!
394
00:17:19,094 --> 00:17:21,379
I think everyone should listen to her.
395
00:17:21,381 --> 00:17:23,448
Stop talking, Gabi, and start pedaling.
396
00:17:23,449 --> 00:17:26,217
(Energetic music plays)
397
00:17:26,218 --> 00:17:28,361
No one's gonna tell me
that there's no class today.
398
00:17:28,362 --> 00:17:29,562
Ha!
399
00:17:29,763 --> 00:17:33,224
Isn't anyone else just tired of hearing no?
400
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,647
(Crowd) Yeah!
401
00:17:35,395 --> 00:17:38,588
And aren't you tired of not
getting what you want out of life?
402
00:17:38,589 --> 00:17:39,789
(Crowd) Yeah!
403
00:17:39,790 --> 00:17:41,757
Sick of being called a hooker?
404
00:17:43,003 --> 00:17:45,336
All right, well, just... just...
just forget that last one.
405
00:17:45,337 --> 00:17:47,002
Now get up, we're on a hill!
406
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,175
Come on, let's go! I said get up!
407
00:17:49,593 --> 00:17:52,222
Oh, what the matter? Is
your boss being mean to you?
408
00:17:52,223 --> 00:17:55,563
Well, try not having a boss because
you've been unemployed for three months!
409
00:17:55,564 --> 00:17:56,764
Pedal faster!
410
00:17:56,765 --> 00:17:59,826
Oh, and look at you in
your fancy soul spin gear.
411
00:17:59,827 --> 00:18:01,180
How could you afford all that?
412
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:03,672
Do you not have to pay rent
because you live with your parents?
413
00:18:03,673 --> 00:18:05,833
Well, that's not gonna be me!
414
00:18:06,105 --> 00:18:08,972
Because I enjoy my independence!
415
00:18:08,973 --> 00:18:11,162
- (Crowd) Yeah!
- I like my freedom!
416
00:18:11,163 --> 00:18:13,187
- (Crowd) Yeah!
- So, you know what that means?
417
00:18:13,188 --> 00:18:16,794
I'm not moving home to Florida!
418
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:19,212
You're not?
419
00:18:19,213 --> 00:18:21,906
No. I guess I'm not.
420
00:18:23,176 --> 00:18:24,826
Who said you could slow down?
421
00:18:24,827 --> 00:18:26,027
Push ups!
422
00:18:26,028 --> 00:18:27,865
(Sofia claps encouragement)
423
00:18:30,850 --> 00:18:32,550
- Whew.
- Whoa.
424
00:18:32,602 --> 00:18:34,485
Sofia, that was amazing.
425
00:18:34,486 --> 00:18:36,120
And when you shouted at us in Spanish,
426
00:18:36,121 --> 00:18:37,384
you sounded even meaner.
427
00:18:38,425 --> 00:18:40,224
Oh my God, I was talking in Spanish?
428
00:18:40,260 --> 00:18:41,688
Ha! I didn't even realize.
429
00:18:41,689 --> 00:18:44,783
Something just came over me, and
I had to take charge, you know?
430
00:18:44,846 --> 00:18:47,214
Oh God, it felt so good
to be in control again.
431
00:18:47,784 --> 00:18:49,888
You know, the only reason
I took that catering job
432
00:18:49,889 --> 00:18:52,104
was to keep you here in San
Francisco with me, right?
433
00:18:52,105 --> 00:18:54,222
I know. But don't worry. Like I said,
434
00:18:54,223 --> 00:18:55,707
I'm not going anywhere.
435
00:18:55,709 --> 00:18:57,775
I don't know how, but I will figure it out.
436
00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,137
We'll figure it out.
437
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,639
Aww. All right, come on,
let's get out of here.
438
00:19:02,436 --> 00:19:03,806
I'd love to, you know,
439
00:19:03,807 --> 00:19:06,634
but I... I cannot feel my legs!
440
00:19:07,504 --> 00:19:09,354
Ay, dios mios!
441
00:19:13,693 --> 00:19:15,368
You're welcome.
442
00:19:16,246 --> 00:19:19,717
Hey, that was a great
class. Where do you teach?
443
00:19:19,718 --> 00:19:22,352
Oh, I-I don't. I just
take classes at the Y.
444
00:19:23,503 --> 00:19:26,904
You're a natural. Motivating
people and yelling at them?
445
00:19:26,940 --> 00:19:28,172
That's a real gift.
446
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:30,587
- Thank you.
- Yeah, she does it at home, too.
447
00:19:30,944 --> 00:19:32,662
Well, I'm the head instructor here,
448
00:19:32,663 --> 00:19:35,043
would you be interested in working for us?
449
00:19:35,244 --> 00:19:36,648
Wha-huh?
450
00:19:36,770 --> 00:19:39,284
Uh, what she means is yes! Yes, she would.
451
00:19:39,285 --> 00:19:41,101
- Well, how soon can you start?
- How's now?
452
00:19:41,589 --> 00:19:42,789
You're hired.
453
00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:45,658
I'll meet you in the back office to
talk wage, commission, and benefits.
454
00:19:45,659 --> 00:19:48,089
Wage, commission, and benefits, oh my.
455
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,904
Okay. I'll see you in a second.
456
00:19:52,749 --> 00:19:55,478
My God, you're a working girl again!
457
00:19:55,479 --> 00:19:57,750
And I mean that in the nice way.
458
00:19:58,672 --> 00:20:00,589
Wow, see what happens when you say
459
00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:02,187
- yes...
- Oh, shut up!
460
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:03,975
It feels good to be back.
461
00:20:12,347 --> 00:20:13,654
How's your salad?
462
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,520
Amazing, I love it.
463
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,774
It's a little light on
the olive oil, though.
464
00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:25,523
Here you go.
465
00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:26,724
(Giggles)
466
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:29,362
Aww, that is the tiniest bottle
467
00:20:29,363 --> 00:20:31,094
of olive oil I've ever seen.
468
00:20:31,131 --> 00:20:32,673
It's so cute.
469
00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:36,962
I have a perfectly normal-sized penis!
470
00:20:43,211 --> 00:20:44,501
Yeah, I'm gonna go.
471
00:20:44,502 --> 00:20:45,702
Probably for the best.
472
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