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Everything you need to know about
Young & Hungry in 30 seconds.
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Gabi's a chef who was hired by Josh
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who's a rich tech mogul who
wanted to marry Caroline.
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But when Josh got dumped, he and
Gabi got drunk and slept together.
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Awkward.
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The next day, Josh got engaged to Caroline
leaving Gabi with unresolved feelings.
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More awkward.
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When Gabi recreated Josh's
favorite childhood blanket
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for his 30th birthday, Josh
caught mad feelings for her,
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called off his wedding, ran over
to her place to profess his love
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on her fire escape, only
to find her kissing Cooper.
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Who she dated, but then wasn't dating,
but now is apparently dating again.
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You are now ready to board Season Two.
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Oh my God!
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You're on time for work!
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What's wrong?
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What are you talking about?
I'm always on time for work.
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I couldn't say that with a
straight face. (Laughs) Sit.
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Ohhh. So, late last night
I came to check on Josh.
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I sat there as that boy
poured his heart out.
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Until I finally convinced him to go over
to Gabi's and to tell her how he felt.
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Go big or go home!
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That's what I said.
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So what happened?
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That's what I'm going to find out. She
could be up there with him right now.
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(Giggles)
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Both: Oh my God, oh my God!
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(Giggles)
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Oh, I knew it! I said go for
it. Now all is well with...
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Hey, good morning, everybody.
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What the...
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How'd you do that?
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My hair?
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What do you think? It's
an updo for the "I do."
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Well, now it's an "I
don't." The wedding's off.
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What? What do you mean "the wedding's off"?
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You didn't know?
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Uh, Josh didn't "talk" to you last night?
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No, no! I had no idea! What happened?
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He found out that blanket
was from you, not Caroline.
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I don't know how.
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What?
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No! No, no, no! No, no, no, no, no!
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He was not supposed to find that out.
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I mean, I mean, for a minute
I wanted him to find out,
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but then I realized I shouldn't tell him
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and I couldn't tell him and
I was finally okay with that.
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You know, everything was
good. And everybody was happy.
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Oh, God! Josh, he must be beside himself.
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He's beside something, all right.
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He must hate me. God, I have to
tell him why I did what I did.
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Gabi, wait!
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Josh.
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God, what is it with that guy?
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Every time he breaks up with Caroline,
he ends up in bed with a blonde.
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(Theme music playing)
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Sync & corrections by PetaG
- www.addic7ed.com -
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She's in the spotlight
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and she turned my head
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she'd run a red light
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'cause she's bad like that
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I like that ooh, baby, ooh, baby
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baby
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I like that ooh, baby ooh, baby
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What do you make for the guy
that calls off his wedding
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and then has sex with
another girl 30 seconds later.
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I mean, not that I care.
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You know, why would I
care? What I'm saying is
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what am I doing here? What is happening?
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(Laughs) You know?
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What is happening?
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I'll tell you what's happening.
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I was canceling the flowers
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from Andre, the super hot florist
with the jawline of a Greek statue.
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And he asked me out for drinks.
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Look at me rising from the
ashes of this wedding disaster,
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like a flaming phoenix.
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Which is coincidentally the name of
the bar we're having drinks at tonight.
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Morning.
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Oh my God. Josh, I'm so sorry
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about all this. I just need you to know
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the only reason I didn't
tell you about the blanket...
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No, Gabi, please. Stop.
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You did me a favor.
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Without you, I never
would have realized that
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Caroline wasn't the right girl
for me. But enough about me.
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What did you gals get into last night?
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Yolanda? Nothing. Gabi?
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Did you do anything, ah...
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Crazy last night?
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Uh... nope.
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Totally uneventful.
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Really?
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'Cause, I mean...
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Totally uneventful would
mean that nothing happened.
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Something must have happened.
You're an exciting young person.
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Fine. Um...
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Cooper flew in from China and
surprised me in the middle of the night.
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Both: Cooper?
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What?
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Cooper from China? With
the glasses? Last night?
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Do you believe this, Yolanda? Neither do I.
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So...
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(Stutters) Are you guys in
love? Do you love him? Yes?
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No? I mean, should I be happy for you? I
need to know if I should be happy for you.
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You now what, I think it's
important to know who to be happy for
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and who's just gonna be alone.
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Why did Cooper fly in last night?
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Why? Why?
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Uh... well he bought me a
present and he couldn't wait
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to see my face when I opened it.
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Oh ma God!
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Are you hearing this, Yolanda?
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Chills. I have chills.
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This is just the most
romantic thing I've ever heard.
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Yeah.
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The only thing that would
have been more romantic
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is if he climbed up my fire escape
with roses in the pouring rain.
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(Laughs)
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Yeah.
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Who does that?
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Well,
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sounds like we both had, ah,
wildly romantic nights last night.
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Now I know this is gonna sound
crazy, but you know that feeling you
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get when you meet someone and
you have that instant connection?
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I had that with Laura.
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It's Lauren.
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I know that.
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I call her Laura for short.
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Yeah.
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I believe this one's
definitely gonna go somewhere.
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- Is she staying for breakfast?
- Nope.
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Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
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Is Cooper here?
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Nope.
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Josh called off his wedding.
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What?
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Yeah.
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He found out the blanket was from me.
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Uh, how?
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Who cares? Do you know what this means?
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When Josh found out that I was the one
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that spent all those weeks recreating
his special childhood blanket,
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he realized I was the
one that knows his heart,
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which means I'm the reason he called
off the wedding! Now what am I gonna do?
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Hm, what do you mean what are you gonna do?
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Sofia, last night I was freaking out
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that Josh was getting married
because I had feelings for him.
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Yeah, and then Cooper came in
and swept you off your feet,
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and now you're back together with Cooper.
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(Sighs) I know, I know.
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But then Josh, he called off
his wedding because of me!
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Which means he has feelings for me!
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For me!
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Oh, no, no, no. No, no,
no, no. No, it doesn't.
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Oh, really? Then explain to me why
last night he had sex with a girl
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who looks exactly like me.
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Do you hear yourself?
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I do.
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What is happening? You
know? What is happening?
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Look, I know you're confused.
You had feelings for Josh.
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And if Josh had come here
last night declaring his love
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for you, it would be a different story.
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But he didn't.
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- Yeah.
- Who did?
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Cooper. Yeah, I know. I
know, you're so right, Sofia.
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You're so smart.
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Well, we are who we are.
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(Sighs)
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I just wish I had a sign.
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- (Knocking)
- (Gasps)
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I'm done. Nice tux.
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Thank you.
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Never been to a black tie wedding before.
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Finley.
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Cooper Finley.
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- I have a huge surprise for you.
- Sit down.
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So you know how I'm supposed
to go back to China tonight?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Well, I traded in my first class ticket
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for two coach tickets.
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Two what-what?
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I know, first class for a
programmer. Pretty sweet, right?
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Anyway, I figured while Josh
was away on his honeymoon,
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you could spend three
weeks with me in China!
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It's such an amazing place.
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Everything in this apartment is from there.
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Mmm, I don't know.
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I mean, what if she gets lost...
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do they have any signs there?
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Cooper... Wow! I mean,
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that's the sweetest thing I've
ever heard, but I-I-I can't go.
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Josh called off his wedding.
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What? Why?
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- Oh, don't ask.
- It's complicated.
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Um... so, you know, I can't
really ask for three weeks off.
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But since Josh was gonna give you the
time off anyway, maybe he'll let you go.
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Plus it's not like you're the
reason he called off the wedding.
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Oh. Uh-huh.
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Yeah, that's a really good point.
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Great.
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Now, if I leave before I wrinkle
maybe I can get a refund on this tux.
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Okay.
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Gabi, please ask Josh. It will
be the best time you've ever had.
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That we've ever had.
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Bye.
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Well...
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Cooper gave me my sign.
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Well, thank God.
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Yeah, now all I need is a sign from Josh.
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What?
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I'm gonna ask Josh if I
can go to China with Cooper,
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and if he lets me, it means he
doesn't have feelings for me.
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But if he says no, it means
he does have feelings for me.
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Okay, and then what? What
if Josh has feelings for you?
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And then I w... I don't know.
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Oh, hey, baby. How are you feeling?
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How am I feeling?
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I want to go on a bike ride
and I can't find my other glove.
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Okay, well let me help you.
When's the last time you saw it?
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This is all your fault.
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I didn't lose your damn glove.
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Your fault that I went
over to Gabi's like a fool.
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"Go big or go home," you said.
That doesn't make sense! I was home!
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May I remind you that I told
you to go tell Gabi how you feel.
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Not to creep outside around
her apartment and then run away.
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I did not run away.
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I snuck away.
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What was I supposed to do?
She was making out with Cooper.
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(Scoffs) Trust me, that
didn't mean anything.
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That girl has feelings for you.
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Hey, guys. Um...
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Josh, can I talk to you for a minute?
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Alone.
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So, what's up?
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I wanted to ask you something.
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But first, how are you doing?
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Good!
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Good.
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How are you?
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Good!
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Good.
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I'm gonna go.
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Wait, Gabi. Um...
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I needed to talk to you
about something, too.
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You did?
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Yeah.
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I-I want you to know that girl
from last night was just a...
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oh, rebound. Yeah, I know.
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You know, I mean, today was
supposed to be your wedding day.
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But it's not.
253
00:10:57,179 --> 00:10:58,279
Because I called it off.
254
00:10:58,636 --> 00:11:00,170
Right.
255
00:11:00,205 --> 00:11:02,072
Which is, um...
256
00:11:02,681 --> 00:11:04,282
It's kind of what I wanted
to talk to you about.
257
00:11:06,077 --> 00:11:07,644
- Should we sit?
- I can sit.
258
00:11:07,679 --> 00:11:08,579
- Let's sit.
- I need to sit.
259
00:11:17,304 --> 00:11:18,972
Josh, um...
260
00:11:19,528 --> 00:11:21,403
I wanted to ask you something, but...
261
00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:24,433
First I want you to know no matter
what you say, I'm totally gonna be fine.
262
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:25,565
So no pressure. You know.
263
00:11:25,566 --> 00:11:27,280
- Just say...
- I'm good. Don't stop, you're doing great.
264
00:11:27,315 --> 00:11:29,182
Okay. Um...
265
00:11:30,558 --> 00:11:31,751
I was wondering...
266
00:11:32,987 --> 00:11:33,887
Um...
267
00:11:34,315 --> 00:11:35,546
Now that you called off the wedding...
268
00:11:35,557 --> 00:11:36,476
Yeah?
269
00:11:36,790 --> 00:11:38,945
How you feel about me...
270
00:11:38,946 --> 00:11:40,419
How I feel about you?
271
00:11:40,419 --> 00:11:42,820
Taking three weeks off and
going to China with Cooper?
272
00:11:42,820 --> 00:11:44,531
Gabi, I feel the same way.
273
00:11:44,531 --> 00:11:45,633
- What?
- Hmm?
274
00:11:48,926 --> 00:11:51,182
About... China (Scoffs)
275
00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,562
As Cooper does.
276
00:11:53,001 --> 00:11:54,068
I love China.
277
00:11:54,069 --> 00:11:54,895
(Chuckles)
278
00:11:54,896 --> 00:11:57,475
I mean, yeah, you...
don't miss the-that wall.
279
00:11:57,476 --> 00:11:59,277
It's, uh... it's great.
280
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:06,759
Oh, okay. Well I just thought maybe
since you're not going on your honeymoon,
281
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:10,330
that maybe you wanted
me to stay here with you
282
00:12:10,364 --> 00:12:13,170
and not go away with Cooper.
283
00:12:13,170 --> 00:12:15,071
No! No, no, no.
284
00:12:15,106 --> 00:12:16,906
Go to China. You should go.
285
00:12:16,941 --> 00:12:18,575
Go with Cooper.
286
00:12:18,609 --> 00:12:20,410
Go! And you know what?
287
00:12:20,444 --> 00:12:22,823
China gets cold, so why
don't you take that with ya.
288
00:12:28,641 --> 00:12:29,541
Thanks.
289
00:12:37,839 --> 00:12:38,939
Well, I got my sign.
290
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:46,581
Uh, final sign? Or you-still-
need-three-more-signs sign.
291
00:12:48,150 --> 00:12:50,681
I asked Josh if I could
go to China with Cooper,
292
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:54,578
and he said it was fine, which means
that he doesn't have feelings for me.
293
00:12:54,579 --> 00:12:56,008
Which is actually kind of a relief.
294
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,798
You know, it means I'm
meant to be with Cooper.
295
00:12:58,416 --> 00:13:00,840
Well, are you okay with that?
296
00:13:01,119 --> 00:13:02,284
So...
297
00:13:02,421 --> 00:13:03,815
Are you going to China?
298
00:13:07,225 --> 00:13:08,693
Does that answer your question?
299
00:13:10,049 --> 00:13:11,616
Not sure. Tell me one more time.
300
00:13:11,617 --> 00:13:12,550
Okay.
301
00:13:17,846 --> 00:13:19,713
- Hey, baby...
- Not now, Yolanda.
302
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:21,759
I'm writing code.
303
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,985
You know, keeping the money flowing so I
can continue to pay you to give me advice.
304
00:13:25,248 --> 00:13:27,085
Look, Josh, I know that...
305
00:13:27,086 --> 00:13:29,173
remember when you told
me "go big or go home"?
306
00:13:30,245 --> 00:13:31,883
Well, now I'm telling you,
307
00:13:32,308 --> 00:13:33,208
"go home."
308
00:13:35,579 --> 00:13:36,612
Okay.
309
00:13:42,307 --> 00:13:43,863
- (Sighs)
- (Door closes)
310
00:13:45,752 --> 00:13:46,785
So...
311
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:49,697
Will I make Andre happy?
312
00:13:51,625 --> 00:13:52,943
Very!
313
00:13:53,037 --> 00:13:54,185
'Cause you're not going.
314
00:13:54,561 --> 00:13:56,195
You're staying with Josh tonight.
315
00:13:56,422 --> 00:13:57,456
No, I'm not.
316
00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:58,984
I'm meeting Andre.
317
00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:00,871
Not tonight.
318
00:14:00,872 --> 00:14:02,039
Yes, tonight.
319
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:04,541
Andre is riding the "E" train.
320
00:14:04,575 --> 00:14:05,475
That's me.
321
00:14:06,994 --> 00:14:08,628
You stay with Josh.
322
00:14:09,023 --> 00:14:11,058
I would, but he doesn't want me to.
323
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,049
Josh needs you.
324
00:14:13,689 --> 00:14:15,156
Ugh...
325
00:14:15,157 --> 00:14:16,693
Everybody wants a piece of me.
326
00:14:25,292 --> 00:14:27,330
Hey, buddy.
327
00:14:28,332 --> 00:14:29,652
How's it going?
328
00:14:31,051 --> 00:14:33,019
You don't need me here tonight, right?
329
00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:34,621
My life sucks.
330
00:14:34,892 --> 00:14:36,093
Oh...
331
00:14:37,525 --> 00:14:38,844
Oh, I know!
332
00:14:38,863 --> 00:14:40,435
Maybe you need to get out.
333
00:14:40,436 --> 00:14:41,741
You know, go to a bar.
334
00:14:41,742 --> 00:14:43,020
Get your drink on.
335
00:14:43,021 --> 00:14:43,955
Take your mind off things.
336
00:14:43,989 --> 00:14:45,623
No way.
337
00:14:45,657 --> 00:14:48,634
The last thing I want to do is
be anywhere where there's women.
338
00:14:52,130 --> 00:14:53,852
You stay right here.
339
00:14:54,030 --> 00:14:57,205
And let all the nice boys buy you drinks.
340
00:14:58,202 --> 00:14:59,903
Oh, there's my date.
341
00:14:59,937 --> 00:15:01,638
Andre!
342
00:15:01,672 --> 00:15:04,127
Hey, handsome!
343
00:15:06,377 --> 00:15:08,178
Elliot told me everything.
344
00:15:08,212 --> 00:15:11,599
I'm a florist, that practically makes
me a licensed psychologist. Spill.
345
00:15:12,108 --> 00:15:13,041
I'm good.
346
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,610
Yeah, he's good.
347
00:15:14,611 --> 00:15:15,544
You sure?
348
00:15:15,545 --> 00:15:16,445
He's sure.
349
00:15:18,494 --> 00:15:20,595
It all started when Gabi
began working for me.
350
00:15:25,078 --> 00:15:26,178
So...
351
00:15:26,212 --> 00:15:27,145
How are you feeling?
352
00:15:27,180 --> 00:15:29,915
Amazing. Like everything's
the way it's supposed to be.
353
00:15:29,949 --> 00:15:31,717
Uber is here.
354
00:15:31,751 --> 00:15:32,684
You got everything?
355
00:15:32,719 --> 00:15:34,583
I got everything I need right here.
356
00:15:34,596 --> 00:15:36,354
Aw... Can you have it out there?
357
00:15:38,357 --> 00:15:40,092
Okay, bye.
358
00:15:40,126 --> 00:15:41,689
- See you later!
- Bye, have so much fun!
359
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:42,590
- Bye!
- Bye!
360
00:15:47,573 --> 00:15:49,940
I love to live alone
361
00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,579
I love to live alone
362
00:15:54,980 --> 00:15:56,328
I love to live...
363
00:15:56,329 --> 00:15:57,848
before you take off your
bra and start singing...
364
00:15:57,864 --> 00:15:59,265
Oh.
365
00:16:01,078 --> 00:16:02,321
Too late.
366
00:16:02,322 --> 00:16:03,255
(Chuckles)
367
00:16:03,256 --> 00:16:05,068
- I just wanted to thank you.
- Aw.
368
00:16:05,069 --> 00:16:06,630
I really appreciate you
getting me through this.
369
00:16:06,631 --> 00:16:07,892
What are best friends for?
370
00:16:07,893 --> 00:16:09,218
Okay. All right, bye.
371
00:16:09,253 --> 00:16:10,637
- Bye!
- Love you, see you later.
372
00:16:10,638 --> 00:16:13,022
- See ya, bye!
- Ah, China!
373
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:17,157
And I love to live alone
374
00:16:17,158 --> 00:16:18,225
Oh!
375
00:16:18,483 --> 00:16:20,038
Passport.
376
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,172
Gabi.
377
00:16:22,173 --> 00:16:24,159
Gabi! Gabi!
378
00:16:24,236 --> 00:16:25,115
Your passport.
379
00:16:25,116 --> 00:16:26,484
Gabi: Yeah, it's right here in my hand.
380
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:27,971
You mean my hand? Catch!
381
00:16:27,972 --> 00:16:29,573
Gabi: Thank you!
382
00:16:29,574 --> 00:16:30,474
Bye!
383
00:16:30,778 --> 00:16:32,122
Oh, Cooper!
384
00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:33,918
You forgot your glove.
385
00:16:35,058 --> 00:16:36,559
Cooper: I wear mittens!
386
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:38,872
Oh!
387
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:39,906
Okay.
388
00:16:39,907 --> 00:16:40,873
Bye!
389
00:16:43,713 --> 00:16:44,913
"JXK"?
390
00:16:47,244 --> 00:16:49,769
Josh, something weird, Kaminski.
391
00:16:49,806 --> 00:16:51,440
Oh my God!
392
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,270
So I'm running, right?
393
00:16:58,533 --> 00:17:01,511
I get all the way up the fire
escape in the pouring rain
394
00:17:01,545 --> 00:17:02,866
with roses.
395
00:17:02,867 --> 00:17:05,163
Oh my God, just like Pretty Woman.
396
00:17:06,213 --> 00:17:07,847
More like pretty boring.
397
00:17:07,848 --> 00:17:08,848
Shh!
398
00:17:09,014 --> 00:17:10,080
And then I look inside,
399
00:17:10,742 --> 00:17:12,902
- and I see...
- Josh.
400
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,366
Is that Gabi?
401
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:15,222
(Crowd gasps)
402
00:17:15,223 --> 00:17:16,902
No, it's her roommate, Sofia.
403
00:17:16,937 --> 00:17:18,704
Oh.
404
00:17:18,739 --> 00:17:19,939
What are you doing here?
405
00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:23,476
Well, you didn't answer your phone so I
called Elliot, he said that you were here,
406
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:27,793
and that your middle name is
Xander, with an "X," aka JXK.
407
00:17:28,097 --> 00:17:30,237
My glove! Where'd you find this?
408
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,325
On our fire escape.
409
00:17:31,715 --> 00:17:35,051
Nope, that's not my glove.
Definitely not my glove.
410
00:17:35,664 --> 00:17:36,764
He's lying, it is his...
411
00:17:36,798 --> 00:17:38,566
Big glove.
412
00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:39,991
Big hands.
413
00:17:40,831 --> 00:17:45,060
Anyway, he was there last night on
the fire escape in the rain with roses.
414
00:17:45,079 --> 00:17:46,013
Did you just out me?
415
00:17:46,047 --> 00:17:47,848
I'm sorry, but I'd like a happy ending.
416
00:17:47,882 --> 00:17:48,915
Duly noted.
417
00:17:50,722 --> 00:17:52,560
Okay, so you did come over last night?
418
00:17:52,954 --> 00:17:54,121
(Stammers)
419
00:17:54,155 --> 00:17:57,938
Technically, I wouldn't call standing
outside in the rain "coming over."
420
00:17:59,332 --> 00:18:00,232
(Sighs)
421
00:18:00,391 --> 00:18:02,091
I just needed to talk to Gabi.
422
00:18:03,122 --> 00:18:04,055
Why?
423
00:18:04,090 --> 00:18:06,691
Have you not seen Pretty
Woman? He loves her.
424
00:18:06,725 --> 00:18:08,006
I don't know if it's love. I...
425
00:18:09,094 --> 00:18:10,662
Well then what the hell is it?
426
00:18:10,696 --> 00:18:12,430
She's getting on a plane
with Cooper right now
427
00:18:12,464 --> 00:18:14,669
because I told her that if
you had feelings for her,
428
00:18:14,670 --> 00:18:16,129
you would have come over last night.
429
00:18:16,148 --> 00:18:17,333
And you did.
430
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,838
(Gasps)
431
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:20,151
Wait.
432
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:22,318
Are you saying that
Gabi has feelings for me?
433
00:18:22,489 --> 00:18:24,962
Come on, Josh. You had no idea?
434
00:18:25,006 --> 00:18:26,713
The pretty ones are never smart.
435
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:28,789
(Chuckles)
436
00:18:28,931 --> 00:18:31,028
I don't believe... I've got to call her.
437
00:18:31,072 --> 00:18:32,106
No!
438
00:18:32,140 --> 00:18:33,908
Go to her!
439
00:18:34,910 --> 00:18:36,844
Leave your tab open and go to her.
440
00:18:37,846 --> 00:18:40,402
No, yeah, Josh. He's-he's right.
She has to know everything.
441
00:18:40,403 --> 00:18:43,617
And if she still wants to go with
Cooper... fine, but... She needs to know.
442
00:18:44,153 --> 00:18:46,921
Run! Run like the wind to that airport.
443
00:18:47,065 --> 00:18:48,900
Get out of here now.
444
00:18:50,789 --> 00:18:51,722
Good luck.
445
00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:55,893
You too.
446
00:19:01,324 --> 00:19:02,224
Josh: Excuse me.
447
00:19:02,258 --> 00:19:05,027
Pardon me. I'm sorry, this
is a matter of life and death.
448
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:07,663
Yeah, he has to tell a
girl he might like her.
449
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:09,531
Hi.
450
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:15,204
Can you tell me if Gabi Diamond has
checked in to flight YL125 to Beijing?
451
00:19:15,205 --> 00:19:17,814
I'm sorry sir, but I can't
give out that information.
452
00:19:17,815 --> 00:19:18,915
All right, fine. I get that.
453
00:19:20,007 --> 00:19:21,707
But have you seen Pretty Woman?
454
00:19:23,032 --> 00:19:25,133
Gabi. China. Ticket. Buy a ticket!
455
00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:29,968
I'm sorry, you're too late.
That flight's already boarding.
456
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:31,903
(Sighs) Okay. Well, now
you have to call her.
457
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:35,707
Gabi!
458
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,173
- Josh?
- Yeah?
459
00:19:37,183 --> 00:19:38,116
- On the phone.
- Yes.
460
00:19:40,006 --> 00:19:41,173
Pretty ones are never smart.
461
00:19:42,824 --> 00:19:44,106
This is Jin Mao Tower.
462
00:19:44,107 --> 00:19:44,813
Wow.
463
00:19:44,814 --> 00:19:46,875
Oh, and remember the sneezing
panda from the Internet?
464
00:19:46,909 --> 00:19:48,577
- Yeah.
- Here he is all grown up.
465
00:19:48,611 --> 00:19:49,979
(Gasps) Oh, cute.
466
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:54,179
Attendant: Final boarding call
for flight YL125 to Beijing.
467
00:19:55,314 --> 00:19:57,281
Oh, hey, we should put our
phones on airplane mode.
468
00:19:57,282 --> 00:19:59,557
Oh, right. Yeah, we should do that.
469
00:20:00,752 --> 00:20:01,885
How would one do that?
470
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:06,971
It's ringing.
471
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,677
I got her voicemail. What do I say?
472
00:20:12,262 --> 00:20:14,029
Say everything.
473
00:20:17,445 --> 00:20:19,446
Hey, Gabi.
474
00:20:19,481 --> 00:20:21,081
Um...
475
00:20:21,116 --> 00:20:23,050
I'm calling you from...
476
00:20:23,084 --> 00:20:26,120
The airport, actually.
477
00:20:26,154 --> 00:20:28,689
I'm sure you're wondering
why I'm at the airport.
478
00:20:29,791 --> 00:20:30,560
Good question.
479
00:20:30,561 --> 00:20:33,692
You-You always ask good questions.
480
00:20:35,597 --> 00:20:37,030
It's because...
481
00:20:37,065 --> 00:20:39,767
Last night, after I called off my wedding.
482
00:20:41,703 --> 00:20:43,393
You're the person that I wanted to see.
483
00:20:44,839 --> 00:20:47,385
I even ran up your fire escape with roses.
484
00:20:48,557 --> 00:20:49,523
Um...
485
00:20:50,178 --> 00:20:52,579
I didn't know what I was
going to say, but I knew that
486
00:20:52,614 --> 00:20:55,563
I needed to see you, and
then I saw Cooper and you.
487
00:20:56,084 --> 00:20:58,462
And look, if you're happy with Cooper,
488
00:20:58,463 --> 00:21:01,031
just disregard this whole message.
489
00:21:02,150 --> 00:21:03,117
But...
490
00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:05,526
I-If you think you might,
491
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,514
like, be happier with me...
492
00:21:09,330 --> 00:21:11,031
Call me back.
493
00:21:12,634 --> 00:21:13,700
This is Josh, by the way.
494
00:21:18,786 --> 00:21:20,517
I can't believe I'm in China.
495
00:21:20,866 --> 00:21:22,629
If six-year-old Gabi digging a hole
496
00:21:22,662 --> 00:21:24,635
could see me now...(Chuckles)
497
00:21:25,155 --> 00:21:27,128
Oh, don't turn your phone on.
498
00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:29,214
Why? How am I supposed
to check my messages?
499
00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:30,602
Well, if you don't have
an international data plan,
500
00:21:30,603 --> 00:21:32,239
it will cost you thousands of dollars.
501
00:21:32,277 --> 00:21:33,842
Oh, I don't have those.
502
00:21:34,753 --> 00:21:36,590
Who's gonna call me anyway?
503
00:21:40,524 --> 00:21:42,365
You know, in China they always kiss twice.
504
00:21:42,365 --> 00:21:43,308
Oh. Okay.
505
00:21:43,308 --> 00:21:47,562
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