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Come on, Gabi, let's go.
Happy Hour is almost over.
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I want cheap appetizers and hot guys.
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Or hot appetizers and cheap guys.
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Either's cool as long as
one of them is covered in ranch.
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You know who else loves ranch? Josh!
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and thousand island,
but, funny story...
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not blue cheese.
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Do you know the definition of a funny story?
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Hey, Sofia!
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Did Gabi tell you about my little party?
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Uh, she's going to at happy hour.
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So Caroline goes to New York to
pick out her Vera Wang wedding dress...
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With her friend, Vera Wang.
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And while she's gone I'm gonna have
my programmer bros over to partay.
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Guess what I'm gonna call it.
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- A bro-grammer party.
- A bro-grammer par...
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Killed it!
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Hey, do you guys
want to hear what I'm making?
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- Give it to me.
- No.
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Sriracha jalapeno poppers...
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Ooh, that's hot!
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Mac 'n cheese topped
with barbecue potato chips.
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- Don't stop.
- Chili cheese fries with sour cream.
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- Keep going.
- And for dessert...
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- Yeah?
- Double-stuffed deep-fried oreos.
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Oh, my God!
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Ugh, I never thought I'd
miss the Blue Chee Story.
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- Bye!
- Bye!
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What the hell was that?
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What?
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You two just had...
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- An oreo-gasm!
- (Elevator dings)
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I mean, I finally get why you don't
care about meeting guys anymore.
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You treat Josh like he's your boyfriend.
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I do not!
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Please... You're so hung up on him.
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No, I'm not, okay? We had
one drunken night a month ago.
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I'm over that!
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Oh, really? You're over it?
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When was your last date?
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What was last Saturday?
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The twelfth.
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Then, uh...
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Four months ago.
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You might be right, Sofia.
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Thank you! You need to get back
out there, start dating again.
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Turn your taxi light on, so
guys know you're available.
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Oh, and I am.
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Taxi Gabi's ready fo' a ride.
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(Elevator dings)
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Well, that worked fast.
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Hey there!
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Hi!
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You going down?
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Well... not without dinner and a movie.
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(Theme music playing)
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Sync and corrected by thatjulio
www.addic7ed.com
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So, my building's a little bit
of a... Step down from yours.
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You have a doorman... I have
a chalk outline of a doorman...
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Listen, I'd invite you in, but I went
a little fast with the last guy...
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We had one night together and then...
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The next day, he proposed...
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To someone else.
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Sounds like a country song.
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(Laughs) Yeah.
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Um, I'm cool to take it slow...
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I have an early morning
anyway, I should go.
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Yeah, you...
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You should go.
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I should.
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You should really go.
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(Thumping)
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Hey.
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Sounds like that went well.
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Sofia, he's smart...
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He's funny...
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And he's a great kisser.
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What I hear you saying
is: "Thank you, Sofia!"
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Yes! Thank you, Sofia!
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You're the best friend ever!
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Cam is sweet and thoughtful and he totally
respects the fact that I wanna go slow.
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Wait... what if just left
because he doesn't like me?
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How good does it feel to lose
your self-esteem over a guy, again?
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So good!
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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- Hey, Gabi.
- Hey, Yolanda!
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How are you on this perfect,
beautiful, angel-like morning?
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Someone's either on a sugar high
or a "got them some sugar" high.
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Well, I know I don't usually talk
about my personal life at work
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because I didn't have one, but...
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I do now!
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Really? Who's the lucky guy?
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Did you meet him online?
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No, on nine!
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His name's Cam, he lives in the building.
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I met him in the elevator.
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The elevator?!
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Why the hell didn't I think of that?
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I mean, it's free, it's close by, and if
a man lives in this fancy-pants building,
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he can afford some fancy pants. (Laughs)
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Speaking of...
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What are you skipping for?
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Did Channing Tatum come out the closet?
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I'm happy because I'm about to
get invited to Josh's party, watch.
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Hey, Josh.
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I got a surprise for your party.
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An advanced copy of "Corpses of War 15".
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"Corpse-Pocalypse?" Yes! I've
been dying to play this game.
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Me too!
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And since it's so hard to get...
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I was wondering, is there
anyone else you want to invite?
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Someone who loves this game or...
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Someone who just said he loves this game?
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Yes! My buddy Amir.
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A... what? Who?
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Thanks, Elliot!
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Looks like the only skipping
you doing is the party.
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(Doorbell rings)
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(Laughs) Oh, God, I just crack myself up!
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Hi, I'm Cam. I'm here to see Gabi.
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Cam, Cam, the elevator man!
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Hey Cam! What are you doing here?
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I know you're working, but I
just wanted to stop by real quick
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and tell you what a great
time I had last night.
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Aww, well, you know, you
coulda just texted me.
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You can't text this.
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Cam, I'm at work.
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Hmmm...
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That some sweet-tasting lip gloss.
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Thanks!
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You're not allergic to frosting, are you?
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I don't know, is anything swelling up?
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(Gasps)
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Oh, sweet lord.
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So... tonight...
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I'd love to!
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- You were gonna ask me out, right?
- Yeah.
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Ah, great! There's this great
new bar I've been dying to try.
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Kinda over the bar scene.
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Oh yeah, to... It's so loud and phony.
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Hi there!
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- I'm Josh
- Cam.
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Uh, so, I hear you live in the building.
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Do you live in the penthouse too?
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Uh, no, I'm on nine.
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Oh, nine... I heard those places are cute!
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Real cozy.
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Okay, thanks for stopping by.
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Uh, do you wanna pick me up around eight?
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How about seven? It's sooner.
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Okay.
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- Great meeting you.
- Alright.
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Real pleasure.
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(Gasps) How great is he?
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I don't like him.
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- What?
- There's something off about him...
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- His face is...
- Gorgeous?
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- No, his eyes, they're...
- Deep pools of sapphire?
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- His entire demeanor is...
- Sexy as hell!
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Thank you, Yolanda.
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Look, you asked, I'm just telling you.
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I got a gut feeling about him.
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My gut is never wrong.
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Your gut is wrong this time.
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No, it isn't!
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Gabi, I'm telling you,
you should stop seeing him.
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What? Josh! No, there's
nothing wrong with him!
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Yes, there is! I'm not sure what,
but there's something about him.
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It's only a matter of
time before it comes out.
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And when it does, mark my words, you're
gonna be sorry you didn't listen to me.
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Oh, really? Well I think you're
the one who's gonna be sorry
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that you didn't listen to me
when the truth doesn't come out,
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which sounds wrong, but, in fact, is
right, like you were not about Cam.
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I think I made my point.
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(Elevator dings)
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- I love you.
- I love you too.
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And... the truth comes out.
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Anyway, Josh told Cam his place is "cozy".
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I mean, it was so mean and judge-y.
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It was kinda like us when
we watch "The Bachelor".
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Oh, my God. It is so
obvious what's going on.
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I know...
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What?
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Josh is jealous of you and Cam.
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Why?! (Screams)
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(Gasps) Why?
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Why would he be jealous?
He's engaged to be married.
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Because you guys slept together!
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Look, men are like dogs.
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Once a dog pees on a tree, he
doesn't one another dog peeing there.
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Josh can't pick who pees on me.
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Yeah!
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Exactly! He's not the boss of you!
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Actually he is... This is not really fair!
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(Gasps) Not fair!
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Look, you want Josh out
of your personal life?
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Well, then you're just gonna
have to be professional...
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- And set some boundaries...
- Okay, alright...
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I'm gonna set one right now.
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You're not going any higher.
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(Cell phone sounds)
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Oh, sweet! Woody's coming tonight.
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Guess who he's bringing.
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Buzz Lightyear?
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Elliot, is everything okay?
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Yeah...
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I just don't care about your party.
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I've got plans of my own,
big plans I can't talk about.
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And by "big plans", don't you mean...
Table for one at "Color Me Mine".
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Please let me come to your party, please!
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Why would you want to? You've
nothing in common with these people.
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They're nerds, they're awkward.
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Most of 'em never slept with a woman.
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Neither have I!
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I'll fit in perfectly!
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I'm like a beige wingtip,
I go with everything.
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Okay, fine.
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But promise me you will never say
anything like that at the party.
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I won't. Don't worry.
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I'll just be one of the boys.
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Yay!
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Hey sorry I'm late, I couldn't find
the coat hanger that starts my car.
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Gabi...
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Um... I'm glad you're here.
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There's something I wanna tell
you, you should sit down for this.
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Oh, no... who died?
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Am I fired? I didn't do it.
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I wanna talk to you about Cam.
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No! Josh... you know what?
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I really don't wanna discuss my
personal life at work anymore, okay?
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From now on, I just want us to have a
completely professional relationship.
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Hmmm.
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I hear ya.
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I get it.
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But I happen to see Cam hugging
another women in the lobby
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and he even said he loved her.
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Oh, my God. Sofia was right.
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- She doesn't like him either?
- Nope. You are jealous.
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Jealous?!
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Jealous of what? You heard
him, he lives on nine!
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You don't want anyone
else peeing on my tree!
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- What?
- That's why you're making this up.
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Look, Gabi, before you go accusing
me of being jealous and a liar,
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just go downstairs and
ask Cam who he's hugging.
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No, that's ridiculous! That
would be insulting to him!
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And it would make me look insecure
and jealous, which I'm not!
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I would never do something like that!
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- Surprise!
- Hey Gabi! Uh...
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Now's not really a good time...
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Can I just see you later for our date?
252
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Cammy, who's at the door?
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Please tell me you have a cockatoo.
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Who's this?
255
00:10:56,658 --> 00:10:58,826
Uh, I am Gabi. Who's this?
256
00:10:58,911 --> 00:11:01,662
I'm Cammy's mom.
257
00:11:01,664 --> 00:11:06,500
Oh, of course, you must be the new
S.A.T. Tutor he's been raving about.
258
00:11:08,904 --> 00:11:11,606
Cammy...? His mom...?
259
00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:13,674
S.A.T.S?
260
00:11:13,676 --> 00:11:17,645
You know, to be honest, I was afraid
he wasn't gonna graduate high school.
261
00:11:19,598 --> 00:11:21,515
High school?! When
where you afraid of that?
262
00:11:21,567 --> 00:11:23,734
Like... like five years ago? (Laughs)
263
00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:26,654
Please.
264
00:11:26,688 --> 00:11:27,755
(Oven dings)
265
00:11:27,789 --> 00:11:29,690
Oh, excuse me a moment,
got something in the oven.
266
00:11:29,692 --> 00:11:31,692
Okay, well, don't worry about it.
267
00:11:31,694 --> 00:11:33,778
Cam and I are just
gonna... How old are you?!
268
00:11:35,747 --> 00:11:37,832
- Age is just a number.
- Yeah...
269
00:11:37,866 --> 00:11:40,868
What is the number?!
270
00:11:40,903 --> 00:11:44,922
- 17.
- (Gasps)
271
00:11:44,957 --> 00:11:46,958
Oh, my God!
272
00:11:47,009 --> 00:11:50,811
No wonder you left early from
our date, you have a curfew!
273
00:11:50,846 --> 00:11:52,713
Only on school nights.
274
00:11:52,715 --> 00:11:55,967
And you're not into the bar scene
because you can't get into one!
275
00:11:56,018 --> 00:11:57,885
But my cousin is getting me...
276
00:11:57,887 --> 00:12:01,722
Shut up, kid!
277
00:12:01,724 --> 00:12:04,525
Gabi, can you join us for dinner?
278
00:12:04,559 --> 00:12:06,727
Um, thank you, but, uh, I actually...
279
00:12:06,729 --> 00:12:09,814
I already have dinner plans,
I'll be eating crow... quettes.
280
00:12:11,566 --> 00:12:14,568
Wait, let me, at least,
take a selfie of us.
281
00:12:14,570 --> 00:12:15,736
Fun...
282
00:12:15,738 --> 00:12:17,905
I want a picture of his amazing tutor...
283
00:12:17,956 --> 00:12:19,573
(Camera clicks)
284
00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:22,793
Especially, if he gets into Berkley.
285
00:12:22,828 --> 00:12:24,578
Oh, well, uh...
286
00:12:24,630 --> 00:12:26,580
Don't need to worry about
that, he's already scoring...
287
00:12:26,632 --> 00:12:28,499
Way above his grade level!
288
00:12:33,444 --> 00:12:34,477
Hey, Gabi.
289
00:12:36,314 --> 00:12:37,647
Where ya been?
290
00:12:37,698 --> 00:12:39,449
Nowhere, I've been nowhere.
291
00:12:41,319 --> 00:12:43,570
Oh, really? And where exactly is nowhere?
292
00:12:43,621 --> 00:12:47,374
Maybe down on nine?
293
00:12:47,408 --> 00:12:48,625
Josh, can we not do this right now?
294
00:12:48,659 --> 00:12:51,294
Yes! Okay, look, it's totally cool.
295
00:12:51,329 --> 00:12:52,295
Just wanna make sure you're okay.
296
00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:53,663
I'm okay.
297
00:12:53,665 --> 00:12:55,498
Good.
298
00:12:55,550 --> 00:12:57,584
So, talking to Cam was pretty tough, h?
299
00:12:57,635 --> 00:12:59,502
- Yeah!
- I knew it!
300
00:12:59,554 --> 00:13:01,338
See?! I'm not jealous!
301
00:13:01,340 --> 00:13:03,423
I'm not a liar, Cam's
a cheater, I was right!
302
00:13:03,474 --> 00:13:08,345
Josh was right, right r-r-r-right,
right
(Imitates DJ sounds)
303
00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:10,597
Stop it!
304
00:13:10,648 --> 00:13:11,648
You're not right!
305
00:13:11,682 --> 00:13:13,183
Pretty sure I am.
306
00:13:13,234 --> 00:13:15,518
No! You're not! Okay?
307
00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:18,655
That woman that you saw him with, uh...
308
00:13:18,689 --> 00:13:21,191
Is his sister.
309
00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:23,526
What?
310
00:13:23,578 --> 00:13:26,363
Yeah, oh, let me ask you
something, tech genius.
311
00:13:26,365 --> 00:13:27,581
Did the woman you saw him with look...
312
00:13:27,615 --> 00:13:31,451
Did she, uh... Did she
look anything like this?
313
00:13:31,502 --> 00:13:34,337
Little bit.
314
00:13:34,372 --> 00:13:38,341
And you honestly think I would be taking a
selfie with Cam and his secret girlfriend?
315
00:13:40,628 --> 00:13:43,463
Probably not.
316
00:13:43,514 --> 00:13:45,599
So then I was right, but, you know what?
317
00:13:45,633 --> 00:13:48,268
I really don't feel the need
to throw it in your face.
318
00:13:48,302 --> 00:13:49,552
I actually wanna thank you.
319
00:13:49,604 --> 00:13:54,224
Because of you, Cam and I ended up
having a really intimate conversation.
320
00:13:54,275 --> 00:13:59,529
And he revealed things to me about
himself that I just could not believe.
321
00:13:59,563 --> 00:14:02,232
And, uh, it actually brought us closer.
322
00:14:02,283 --> 00:14:05,568
So close, that he's comingr
to my house for dinner tonight.
323
00:14:05,570 --> 00:14:08,538
And you're looking at the menu.
324
00:14:17,632 --> 00:14:19,582
What's up, bro-hymes?
325
00:14:19,634 --> 00:14:22,302
Let's talk code and get or V-game on!
326
00:14:22,336 --> 00:14:24,554
Hashtag bro-down!
327
00:14:24,588 --> 00:14:26,690
Elliott, what the hell are you wearing?
328
00:14:26,724 --> 00:14:32,429
Just my fave hoodie and cargo pants with
lots of pockets for all my man stuff.
329
00:14:34,265 --> 00:14:36,516
God, where's my tinted chapstick?
330
00:14:37,652 --> 00:14:39,352
(Elevator dings)
331
00:14:42,606 --> 00:14:46,276
You're young, skinny, and... get out!
332
00:14:47,662 --> 00:14:50,497
I'm sorry, I don't mean to be
rude, but I'm looking for a man.
333
00:14:50,531 --> 00:14:53,283
And I don't need the competition.
334
00:14:53,334 --> 00:14:56,619
You don't have to worry about me
I got my hands full raising my son.
335
00:14:56,621 --> 00:14:59,589
Oh, is he single? And how old is he?
336
00:14:59,623 --> 00:15:00,623
(Both laugh)
337
00:15:00,675 --> 00:15:02,292
He's 17.
338
00:15:02,294 --> 00:15:07,297
- Oh!
- Oh, and he is a heartbreaker!
339
00:15:07,299 --> 00:15:09,382
Oh, my damn!
340
00:15:09,433 --> 00:15:11,601
Right?
341
00:15:11,635 --> 00:15:13,603
This one's gonna give me trouble.
342
00:15:13,637 --> 00:15:15,605
(Laughs) Yes, he is.
343
00:15:19,310 --> 00:15:20,643
Josh, I need to talk to you.
344
00:15:20,695 --> 00:15:22,195
I'm playing.
345
00:15:22,229 --> 00:15:24,447
I'm not! Right now!
346
00:15:24,482 --> 00:15:25,565
Ow! Ow! Ow, ow, ow!
347
00:15:25,616 --> 00:15:28,485
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
348
00:15:28,487 --> 00:15:29,486
What?
349
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:31,621
Cam is 17!
350
00:15:31,655 --> 00:15:34,541
What?!
351
00:15:34,575 --> 00:15:37,460
Like "can't drink", "can't vote",
"can't wait to hop on Gabi!"
352
00:15:37,495 --> 00:15:39,295
I gotta call her.
353
00:15:39,330 --> 00:15:41,498
Hurry please, those
17-yeared-olds go fast!
354
00:15:44,502 --> 00:15:47,303
She's not answering. Elliot,
watch my guests, I gotta take off.
355
00:15:47,338 --> 00:15:50,557
No! I just got here!
356
00:15:54,478 --> 00:15:55,512
Where you going?
357
00:15:55,514 --> 00:15:56,679
Gabi is about to sleep with a minor.
358
00:15:56,731 --> 00:15:59,349
So?
359
00:16:01,402 --> 00:16:02,435
So?
360
00:16:02,486 --> 00:16:05,605
How come everything's always about Gabi?
361
00:16:05,656 --> 00:16:09,409
Ever since she started working
here, you never have time for me.
362
00:16:12,531 --> 00:16:14,364
Elliot, is this why you
wanted to come to my party?
363
00:16:14,366 --> 00:16:16,499
It just seems like you
like her more than me.
364
00:16:16,534 --> 00:16:19,452
Hey, you've been around forever.
365
00:16:19,503 --> 00:16:22,372
When I started this
business, you were there.
366
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,207
We're a team.
367
00:16:24,258 --> 00:16:26,259
So, you're saying...
368
00:16:26,293 --> 00:16:29,295
I'm the wind beneath your wings?
369
00:16:30,548 --> 00:16:32,382
You took the words right out of my mouth.
370
00:16:32,384 --> 00:16:34,300
(Elevator dings)
371
00:16:34,351 --> 00:16:35,468
And, Elliot...
372
00:16:35,519 --> 00:16:36,553
Lose the hoodie.
373
00:16:40,274 --> 00:16:41,441
Ah!
374
00:16:44,361 --> 00:16:46,563
(Cell phone ringing)
375
00:16:46,565 --> 00:16:49,282
Ah... it's Josh, again!
376
00:16:49,316 --> 00:16:52,285
Doesn't he know you're having fake
sex with your underage boyfriend?
377
00:16:53,704 --> 00:16:55,488
You know, this is all your fault.
378
00:16:55,539 --> 00:16:58,241
"Gabi, get back out
there". "Gabi, be a taxi".
379
00:17:00,294 --> 00:17:03,329
Yeah, a taxi, not a school bus.
380
00:17:04,415 --> 00:17:06,583
Okay, all you have to do is tell Josh
381
00:17:06,617 --> 00:17:09,636
that you and Cam had an amazing
sex-a-thon and then broke up.
382
00:17:09,670 --> 00:17:11,387
No harm, no statutory.
383
00:17:11,422 --> 00:17:12,422
(Banging on door)
384
00:17:12,424 --> 00:17:13,556
Gabi!
385
00:17:13,591 --> 00:17:15,225
Gabi, open up!
386
00:17:15,259 --> 00:17:16,593
Oh, my God! It's Josh!
He's here and Cam isn't,
387
00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:17,644
he's gonna know I'm lying.
388
00:17:17,678 --> 00:17:19,562
- Um...
- (Banging on door)
389
00:17:19,597 --> 00:17:22,265
Gabi, I need to talk to you.
390
00:17:22,316 --> 00:17:25,235
You gotta be Cam.
391
00:17:25,269 --> 00:17:26,402
Let's do this, woman.
392
00:17:26,437 --> 00:17:27,520
Okay.
393
00:17:29,356 --> 00:17:32,192
(Banging on door)
394
00:17:32,243 --> 00:17:33,610
Hey Josh.
395
00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:35,361
Sorry it took me so
long to get to the door.
396
00:17:35,412 --> 00:17:37,447
I was having amazing
sex over and over again.
397
00:17:40,284 --> 00:17:43,503
Yo, Gabi, I need pizza,
I worked up an appetite.
398
00:17:43,537 --> 00:17:46,539
Agh!
399
00:17:46,590 --> 00:17:47,624
I'm too late!
400
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:51,261
- Too late for what?
- He's 17!
401
00:17:51,295 --> 00:17:52,629
Look, I'll get you a
good lawyer, hopefully...
402
00:17:52,631 --> 00:17:54,264
No, no, no, wait, wait, wait.
403
00:17:54,298 --> 00:17:55,632
You don't have to do that.
404
00:17:55,634 --> 00:17:57,634
I know that he's 17.
405
00:18:03,524 --> 00:18:06,643
- You do?
- Yeah. Oh, and he's not here.
406
00:18:06,645 --> 00:18:10,146
Babe, still waiting on that pizza.
407
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:13,566
He knows, Sofia!
408
00:18:13,617 --> 00:18:15,368
Oh.
409
00:18:17,488 --> 00:18:21,324
Look, when I found out Cam
was 17, I broke it off with him.
410
00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:23,293
So why did you tell me
you guys were hooking up?
411
00:18:23,327 --> 00:18:27,247
Because I couldn't take
your obnoxious gloating.
412
00:18:27,298 --> 00:18:28,331
Well, look...
413
00:18:28,382 --> 00:18:30,500
If I wasn't right all the time...
414
00:18:30,551 --> 00:18:33,503
I wouldn't gloat... Oh, wow, I hear it.
415
00:18:35,673 --> 00:18:38,224
I'm sorry things didn't
work out with you and Cam.
416
00:18:38,259 --> 00:18:41,227
It's okay, he wasn't my
soul mate or anything,
417
00:18:41,262 --> 00:18:44,397
I was just kinda hoping
that he'd help me move on.
418
00:18:44,431 --> 00:18:46,516
Move on from...?
419
00:18:46,518 --> 00:18:48,518
Move on from...
420
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,186
You.
421
00:18:52,356 --> 00:18:54,624
Just, uh... grabbing my pizza.
422
00:18:56,493 --> 00:18:59,445
All that fake sex really made me hungry.
423
00:19:06,203 --> 00:19:08,171
I didn't know there was a "me"
you needed to move on from.
424
00:19:08,205 --> 00:19:09,505
There isn't.
425
00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:12,292
There isn't, I think I
just got a little confused.
426
00:19:12,343 --> 00:19:15,511
You have to admit our situation
was kinda weird, I mean...
427
00:19:15,546 --> 00:19:17,213
What are we?
428
00:19:17,215 --> 00:19:20,216
Friends? Boss/employee?
One-time, drunken hookup?
429
00:19:21,685 --> 00:19:23,386
All of the above?
430
00:19:24,555 --> 00:19:27,557
I just wish we hadn't slept together,
you know, it'd be so much easier.
431
00:19:27,559 --> 00:19:31,361
I agree.
432
00:19:31,395 --> 00:19:33,613
Look, that night Caroline
broke up with me, I was a mess.
433
00:19:33,647 --> 00:19:36,232
I needed someone and you were there.
434
00:19:36,283 --> 00:19:39,235
I didn't really mean to
be there quite that way.
435
00:19:41,238 --> 00:19:45,541
I don't think either of
us did, but... it happened.
436
00:19:45,576 --> 00:19:49,329
And, hey, now that we're talking about
it, maybe we can finally move forward.
437
00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:50,413
Yeah, I'd like that.
438
00:19:52,249 --> 00:19:54,217
But that doesn't mean I'm gonna
stop meddling around your life.
439
00:19:54,251 --> 00:19:56,219
'Cause you have to admit, it kinda helped.
440
00:19:56,253 --> 00:19:59,589
Okay, I'll admit that, if
you admit you were jealous.
441
00:20:01,675 --> 00:20:04,644
It might have crossed my mind, as I
left my own party to drive across town
442
00:20:04,678 --> 00:20:06,396
to stop you from having sex.
443
00:20:08,599 --> 00:20:11,401
But what I really think it is, is...
444
00:20:11,435 --> 00:20:13,269
That I'm protective of you.
445
00:20:13,271 --> 00:20:17,407
Sofia [scoffs] Protective 'cause you're jealous!
446
00:20:17,441 --> 00:20:20,243
Protective because I care.
447
00:20:20,277 --> 00:20:23,329
And as long as you work for me,
and as long as we're friends,
448
00:20:23,364 --> 00:20:24,447
I'm gonna watch out for ya.
449
00:20:24,498 --> 00:20:25,481
I can't help that.
450
00:20:27,334 --> 00:20:28,501
I can deal with that.
451
00:20:32,589 --> 00:20:35,508
Ah, I should probably go.
452
00:20:35,542 --> 00:20:36,626
Yeah.
453
00:20:39,296 --> 00:20:40,463
Good night, Gabi...
454
00:20:41,515 --> 00:20:42,598
Good night, Josh.
455
00:20:44,601 --> 00:20:46,352
Go!
456
00:20:49,473 --> 00:20:53,352
You've got to turn your
taxi light on, baby!
457
00:20:54,243 --> 00:20:57,495
And let the world know you
are single and ready to mingle!
458
00:20:57,546 --> 00:20:59,047
(Elevator dings)
459
00:21:00,416 --> 00:21:02,167
Hey!
460
00:21:03,219 --> 00:21:04,335
Wow...
461
00:21:04,386 --> 00:21:06,337
That blouse...
462
00:21:06,388 --> 00:21:08,139
Did you ever consider
untucking and belting?
463
00:21:08,174 --> 00:21:10,308
Oh, my God!
464
00:21:12,194 --> 00:21:15,430
I was thinking that all day!
465
00:21:15,432 --> 00:21:17,398
I'm Walter, you going down?
466
00:21:17,433 --> 00:21:19,267
Fingers crossed.
467
00:21:19,554 --> 00:21:21,935
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